The Cake Eaters - 90. D3: The Mighty Ducks - Part 10

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

Heath & Brandon continue talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! Today’s episode goes over minutes 90-The End. The boys discuss Paul Kariya, Coach Orion's intermission pep talk, the return of Portman, Brandon's hatred for Josh the announcer, another last-second winning goal, what the heck is the nickname of this school now, and the boys come to grips with the ending of the trilogy. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

It's not worth winning if you can't win! Yeah! Paul Correa, he's gonna want to see you score a goal at your hockey game. He's the best duck, he died on the ice, but he's still alive to give this interview. He's Paul Correa. I think this was before the hit. This was a little bit before the hit. But, you know, he still is alive, though, even though he died on the ice.

This is the Cake Eater's Podcast. My name is Brandon. As always, I have my beautifully voiced, slightly off-key co-host, Heath. Never quite on the mark, but just close enough to make you say was that good i don't know sure sure heath uh we are also the official um podcast of the dino hornets high school athletics booster, just so everybody doesn't forget that we may or may not be the reason that they won state this year.

Honestly, there's no proof that we're not. We are 100% the reason. We are the – us visiting an Adina Hornets game would be like Paul Correa coming in for an Eden Hall Warriors versus the freshman Ducks game to give it a quick interview with our boy Josh. Oh, you know what? We should try to finagle the announcing job for the Edina Hornets hockey team. I'm sure they already have. We have to move to Minnesota. No, we could do it over Zoom. People do it long distance all the time. All right sure they already have. We have to move to Minnesota. No, we can do it over Zoom.

People do it long distance all the time. All right, we'll see. They probably already have an announced team, though, so we're going to have to make some people lose their jobs. Kill them. That's capitalism, baby. We'll just blow up their homes. I don't know if I want to kill them.

I was just going to force him into the unemployment line. Hey, gas leaks happen, Brandon. Okay. This is part 10 of D3. This is the final stretch, Heath. It's the final episode.

We're at a minute, not a a minute we're at an hour and 30 minutes into this movie we're right until the end all the way to the end ride or die baby we're gonna stop we're gonna drop and we're gonna fucking open up some shop because that's what DMX

told us to do Brandon especially when we're at the end you know we don't we don't give it to you yeah you know that's our riders roll yep the climax of the movie we are we left off at the end of so we're in the ducks were feeling bruised they were feeling battered. They were getting hammer-timed by the varsity. Guy basically broke his arm. Are you done interrupting me?

I was doing something here. Oh, sorry. When I edit and listen back and stuff, 90% of this podcast is just us interrupting each other. But I was saying, we're an hour and 30 minutes, and we're in the throes of the heated and annual JV Varsity Showdown. We ended in the second period. Kick off third period, baby.

Like you said, Guy was escorted off after a vicious hit towards the end. We had a Spazway breakaway. And now we're in the third quarter. But first, like you mentioned, Keith, we have our in-between period guest,

Paul Correa. What timing? Do you think that he was in the Twin Cities visiting family because of this game? Well, what's his name? Josh? Yeah. I forget his name. Josh. Hold on.

Let me quote you just for a second here. Why don't you put some respect on the name, Brandon? I will never respect Josh. Josh will fuck himself. What? Okay. How? I am a... Wow. That's fucked up. I will never respect Josh. Josh will fuck himself. What? Okay. How? I am a.

Wow. I am a Bob. I'm a Bob Miller household. Okay. Oh, my God. You don't know shit about hockey announcing, Brandon. I can tell you that right now. But either him or Korea mentions that he's just visiting the Twin Cities.

Yeah. It's like a. He's visiting friends in the Twin Cities area. Oh, is that? Yeah. Okay. That was a weird. NHL sensation, Paul Korea. Thanks for being here, Paul. It was a weird throwaway. cities yeah it's like a he's visiting friends in the twin cities oh yeah okay sensation paul korea there's a weird like weird like throw away like you don't you don't have to justify him being

in minnesota yeah okay why the fuck was paul korea minnesota there's not even a minnesota wild there uh first of all we haven't justified a single thing throughout this fucking movie and now we're gonna justify justify Paul Korea being in Minnesota. Yeah. It makes, it makes perfect sense. We couldn't justify anything else, but we got to justify this.

Well, all Paul Korea knows Brandon is that the ducks are playing their hearts out, but they got to find a way to score, you know? Yep. Yep. It's just,

you know, but it's going to be tough. The varsity team is big and brutal, but you know yep yep that's just you know but it's going to be tough the varsity team is big and brutal but you know what brandon paul korea tells us size isn't everything the ducks have the speed and the determination it's going to be quite a third period spoken like a true duck yeah and then great transition from our boy josh and he says good point paul so what do you think coach orion is saying in the locker room and then boom we see him the one and only the man coach orion he says you're playing hard i'm proud of you guys

and louise says coach they're cheap shotting us to death. Cheap shot it to death instead of fresh to death. Jeez, that's not the way you want it to be. I can tell you that. It's a rough look. Yep. And Averman says, it's going to take a miracle for us to hold on and then right out of the book of bombay you know why get there at the beginning of the game let's get there let's get that's that's in the next shirt brandon

it's just the book of bombay it's like a reading rainbow type of the book of bombay um and but you know why show up for the first two periods when you can show up right before the third to motivate the team on to the win? We get Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to Eden Hall Academy. Had this lying around the house in Chicago. My attorney thought I should sign it. I agreed. It's official, boys boys i'm back back so i have a funny thing to point out brothers brandon i have a funny thing to point out about

that watching it this time and he goes um my my attorney said i should sign that it took me way too long to realize that he was talking about bombay when he said his attorney oh wait hold on did you did you do you remember in the episode with the board meeting when bombay tells the ducks he's like i got business in chicago yeah yeah he's talking about portman but it took me way too long when he when he said that i was thinking to myself of course of course this lawyer yeah of course portman you know 16 year old fucking portman's got his own lawyer he's probably out committing crimes all the time and then like 10 minutes later i was like oh oh shit he was talking about bombay and you're just the worst

but uh but yeah we get you knowman, he's back, man. You know what would have made this better, though, Brandon? If he would have sang his way back into their hearts. You know, if he would have came just flying in. Dean Portman is awarded a full athletic and academic scholarship to eden hall okay that's that's enough um come on brandon mush uh mush from news but now now we don't have now now so now we're back to the bash brothers we don't have what is what does fulton call himself bash man or mr bash the bash man mr bash who am i now mr bash the bash man um but but this oh this is where charlie turns to orosh comes with the call and he says here we go with the third period of

a hard-fought battle oh look here come the ducks wait a second hold on dean portman it looks like we have the bash brothers are back and he's brought the ducks a renewed spirit what a call brandon because he is so in tune he could tell that portman got them all re-fired back up yeah sure you know and uh you know the yacht dude is like hey who's that kid get him off of there and the dean says he's got a contract on my hands are tied he doesn't have a contract do you like that dean impression it's the worst right it doesn't sound anything like him he's got a contract you don't know shit about the dean's voice brandon geez um what's what's the dude from band of brothers what's his name cole cole love of god come on been doing this movie for 10 episodes you gotta stop

you're focusing on josh the fucking loser dude and focus on the hockey what's uh what's i can't believe you called josh a loser what's the what's the goalie what's the goalie's name he's scooter okay and rick is the main guy and tom is rick's dad yacht guy what's the uh what's the hot music teacher's name? Oh, geez, Brandon. You don't know, dude. I remember Linda's name. I was hoping you would know.

I don't think they gave her a name. I don't think they did. Miss Feinstein. I think she's just listed as super hot music teacher. Miss Feinstein. She's Jewish. Miss Feinstein she's Jewish Miss Feinstein okay but so Portman's back we're going to Miss Feinstein aside

Portman is back and so Cole is like oh ha ha ha oh look it's the Bash the other Bash brother And so Cole is like, oh, ha, ha, ha. Oh, look, it's the Bash, the other Bash brother. I'm really shaking now. And Portman says, so you're the big enforcer, huh? It's nice to meet you.

You know, we got something in common. And then Cole says, shut up, let's play hockey. Whatever you say sunshine that's a great uh like that's such a great um like name to call somebody yeah uh it's sunshine because it's it's it's there's zero aggression involved but a hundred percent um condescension yeah yeah that's it's not complimentary and then what what did you think about this i thought this was dumb where cole just like is like all right let's see what you got and he just charges him like a bull and then yeah flips him flips him up over and you know he's lucky he didn't

murder someone with his skate flying into the stands like that like that's just asking for a slice to the neck you know what i mean yeah rough stuff he sends him um just gets up and did over the glass shatters the top of the glass. Yeah. Shatters the glass with his head through the glass into the second row. Yeah. And then a spectator was murdered by escape and died blood out in the stands. Well, you know, was he a warrior fan? What was he wearing?

As a kid. Yeah. What was he a warrior fan what was he wearing it's as a kid yeah what was he wearing though he was he asking for it he was it's a well-deserved you know skate to the neck anyways so cole basically dies in the stands and fulton fulton, Fulton, as I called them, they're just laughing it up. And Fulton says, now that's cleaning up the garbage. We're just getting warmed up, Brandon. After this, they pepper

some ADR Portman lines throughout while the hockey's going. And they are so ridiculous did you see what it's like i i didn't see a lot of you like that oh yeah that's it they just they just yeah portman being like oh take that and even folding their light and people up yeah those uh yeah the fucking adr things were cracking me up that i this is where josh crushes it too i love when he says that he's like this is more more like the ducks they're finally starting to dish it out

look at portman fulton and goldberg oh the bash brothers are really going to town. We, uh, this movie. Goldberg, Brandon, the leader. He's not a leader. He is a leader. He's a defensive leader on this team. No, he's not. Yeah, he is. He's the third best. Listen, you just need to come to the realization

that the Goldberg is now a leader. He's now a defensive masterpiece on this team. You know, he's a defensive playmaker. He's not. Yeah, he is. No, we see what happens when Goldberg, the defensive playmaker, comes and really shines. this movie though has um since the beginning this movie has been a wild um bash brother kenny erasure they don't even acknowledge that he was in the bash brothers

which is they do well portman talks to him in the box at the end. But yeah, Kenny Wu doesn't get a lot of ice time. And then we see later has a pretty costly penalty. Getting bullied at school. Getting bullied at school. Goes from the Olympics to this shit. He doesn't need this. No, he's better than this. Yeah, he should be ice skating and figure skating in the Olympics again.

They just completely ignored him as a batch brother, and then they bring Goldberg in. Fucking Goldberg. Yeah. But, I mean, you know, Jermaine is still out there, though. Did you hear that? He's back. He came back.

He's back. Almost gets the assist, you know, hits it to Averman. Averman fakes, drops it to mendoza shoot saves and then louise crashes again into the board still can't fucking stop still can't stop and then brandon we hit crunch time and we see the clock there are two minutes left and we change it up and then portman right after the change up he gets it brandon two minutes well that was a rough change yeah they waited too long for for them to get up ice and they changed at a pretty inopportune time where um portman's really only course of action was to was to take a penalty well and i actually forgot

about this part of the movie and when it hit you forgot about the 16 year old stripping in the penalty box i forgot but as a kid i thought this was just comedy gold i would do like that move that portman does where he's like doing the flex but but it's like the Cleopatra, you know? I would do that in the mirror all the time as a little kid. Just like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. He very clearly hooks the warrior player.

It's definitely a penalty. And then he proceeds to lose his mind on the ref. And then starts. And then he gets in the box and he starts throwing his. On the ref. And then starts. And then he gets in the box. And he starts throwing his pads into the stands. Like bro. He pulls a Dennis Rodman. Remember when Rodman would always throw his jersey.

Into the stands. After he would get ejected. Yeah. But he didn't get it. Portman didn't get ejected. So there's only two minutes. There's less than two minutes left his penalty is a two-minute penalty and um there's no overtimes i don't think right

i think it's a tie like we because they tied uh blake right wait hold on you missed the best part where the dean looks over to tom and he goes he's taking dance classes Tom I didn't miss it we were getting to it Heath I was walking through stuff okay sorry geez they tied Blake right yes they tied so there's no overtimes is what I'm getting at so him throwing the stuff in the stands

because that was my original thought dude there's still game left why are we throwing your stuff in the stands? But he wouldn't have gotten back in, is what I'm saying. No. There was... But still, why... And he's throwing the most ridiculous stuff.

He's throwing his elbow pads into the stands. Everything about it was great stuff. The band teacher sees it, and she gets that band just ripping. Oh, yeah. And he is just he's hamming it up. The Egyptian flex walk is my favorite, though. Just like you said, he's he's he's he's taking a dance class. You need music.

You need music to dance. He's taking dance classes, Tom. Fire the band up. Oh, man. he's taking dance classes tom fire the band up oh man that is that's the worst the your dean voice is so terrible you love it and then oh man but man i just i the the dean portman strip tease in the penalty box wild fucking wild i can't believe they did it i i can't believe i forgot that that was in the movie i literally as like he went in the box i was like wait a second i can't be remembering this correctly does he start stripping and then josh hits us with oh and i think he's he's stripping.

Imagine if that was the other way around. Imagine if that was Connie in there. Brandon. I'm saying it's inappropriate. He's wildly, wildly inappropriate. I'm not saying you're wrong, Brandon, but when we get back to the game, we get your boy, Kenny Wu,

messing up again, and this is why he's not seeing the ice you know too many men on the ice bench minors so luis goes back to the bench and kenny will goes into the box was it was it kenny that i don't think it was kenny that was too many men on the ice no it's because josh says says, oh, this is bad. Ken Wu jumped off the bench a little too early, and now the Ducks swapped to skate two men down. Okay. No, Brandon,

don't even argue with me. You were wrong. Okay, I'm sorry. What were you going to say? Are you done interrupting me? I did that on purpose. had to be a day i was gonna say bench miners you can usually put anybody in the in the box um yeah so was it it it could it could have not been kenny woo i actually rewound it back i honestly don't trust anything your your your your bullshit boy says so i i rewound it back and and that's what josh told us

who's uh who's the actor that plays josh because he's now my mortal enemy what did that poor kid do to you brandon i'm just kidding his name is uh god psycho benjamin salisbury is his name what else in? Is he in any other movies that we would know? Oh, he's the kid from The Nanny. That's right. The Nanny? Oh, with Fran Dreschner, right? Yeah.

And it doesn't look like he was in too much after this. A couple of small TV roles. And then he hasn't really done anything since uh 2006 but the kid from the nanny that's that's why he looks so fucking familiar well brandon after the ducks call a timeout we get kenny skating over to the box and he says five on three we're never gonna make it and portman you know five on three he says five on three is a death blow you know that's rough i agree but this is where we get portman acknowledging kenny woo he says it's cool little bash bro we can hold a man Don't give up. Let's go. Does he say a little bash for it? Okay. Yeah.

See, Portman remembers. At least somebody does. Portman had a little better timekeeping skills. He could have remembered in the first period. Well, I mean, he did learn from Bombay. You know. The Book of Bombay, as you say. The Book of Bombay. It's good stuff.

But, you know, Coach O'Ryan, he tells them the pressure is all on them. All we got to do is hold our ground. Okay, Conway, Banks, and Goldberg. Goldie. We're going with you. He says, me, Coach? You, Goldberg, you earned your spot out there because you're a fucking leader no he's not a leader though yeah he is brandon he's a star defenseman leader of the team he's not a leader he he led them in shenanigans in d2 i'll give you the fact that he's he's he's a

serviceable defenseman or at least the movie serviceable the you the fact that he's a serviceable defenseman. Or at least the movie posits that he's a serviceable defenseman. I still have my doubts. The movie suggests that he's a star defenseman. He's their secret weapon.

He scored one goal in the entire season. Not letting anything in. Well, he's not the goalie so it doesn't it doesn't yeah and he's blocking it with his toes didn't the last game didn't the last game the most the last game that he played defense they gave up like 15 goals i think that that's a lie you don't know anything about go check the check the game that that uh hans was listening to when he died oh i think it was four one i think it was like ten to two no it wasn't tended to it was like four one

at the end of the first so it could have ended tended to all right well after all that he's not a leader though there's zero leadership going on you know did you see the subtitles where someone says put it in even though he's not on going out on the ice did you see that i wonder if they were just something they literally someone says in the subtitles the subtitle just pops up and it says put it in gee and you hear it oh interesting i was thinking I was thinking that maybe they reshot it. They said that when they're getting ready to get off the bench, right? Yeah. I mean, that's a weird thing to say right there.

Unless they're talking about Connie. Yeah. God damn it, Brandon. All right. So we got a strap on Heath. That's what I was going for. A little

a little pegging. The germains are just a pegging Heath. Took it too far Brandon. You took it too far. Damn it. That's what we needed in Game Changers was some more information about the germane sex life, you know? All right.

So before we kick off the final leg of the game, Coach O'Reilly pulls Charlie aside. He says, hey, Charlie. Did you say O'Reilly? No, I said O'Reilly, didn't I? I heard O'Reilly. I might have mixed O'Reilly with O'Reilly, even though it's not Coach O'Reilly. It's just

O'Reilly. I always want to say O'Reilly when I talk about him, too. Well, it's because O'. Riley's auto parts. I always want to say O'Reilly when I talk about him too. Well, it's because O'Reilly's auto parts. Yeah. That's more of a cat meow than yeah.

Anyway, we're home stretch here. He's five on three. He's five on three, Heath. Five on three. Well, before this, Brandon, Coach O'Ryan pulls Charlie and he says, we're backed into a corner here.

We hold him for two more minutes. We got ourselves a tie. We're up for it, Coach. I know you are, but you deserve to win. Not careless, but not too careful either. If you see your shot, take it, but make sure it counts. Here he goes with the fucking make him make the first move nonsense again.

You know, careful. Not careless, but not too careful either. What does that mean? Oh, come on, Brandon. I'm going to say that all the time now that's my that's my new that means that you know don't play like a lunatic but don't play reserved either you know find that middle balance so that if you see a smart shot take it but otherwise just play your defense they can make the first move yeah and he does brandon because we got five on three for two

minutes and you know julie the cat gets absolutely faked out for an open netter but our boy banks comes flying across and gets that slap shot in the chest he takes that off that that would be rough he takes that shit off the chest. Right off the chest. That's probably a broken rib. Yeah, he's not breathing for a little bit after that one. But Goldberg clears the puck. I appreciate the effort, though. Way to sell out, Banks.

Yeah. I mean, and this is where the varsity is on the charge. Captains one-on-one. Make them make the first move, move gone way and he just sticks him upends him i don't get i mean did he make him make the first move or did charlie i felt like charlie made the first move there no he made the first move by going forward instead of off to the side. So Charlie just ducked him. Okay. Duh, Brandon.

And then we get Conway with the puck. Breakaway. Ten seconds left. Happens constantly in hockey. We skipped over the most important part of the speech, when he gives him the C-back yeah yeah yeah i have in my notes there's no way that c is sticking to his jersey that's what i put too did it stick to his jersey was it still there when uh when he was on the breakaway i literally sticks to see on no way that stays what I wrote down I gotta go look at the breakaway

again because I gotta see if it's if it's honest jersey then I wonder if they like sewed it on that was a good call out like he literally in it like wasn't even stuck on very well like part of it looked like it was on the number it was like crinkled up

it was crinkled up and it was in aled up, and it was in a terrible spot. He did not do that well. No. Let me do some vamping here. I'm going to look at this breakaway and see if he's still on the tree. So Charlie upends Rick as the other captain, and your favorite thing in the world, Brandon, a last-second opportunity to win the game,

because this is one of the more regular occurrences in hockey. I think that we all know. And so we got Charlie skating down. It's still there. It's on, it's on his Jersey. Oh, nice. So it's like, it's like officially, yeah, it's officially sewed on now, but, but you know, Scooter wisely sees Charlie hitting him with the one hitting him with the two hitting him with the three. And then we get that mother loving triple deke. But instead of shooting at the goal, what do we get, Brandon? We get the the unselfish

extra pass. And who hits it home? The one. The only. The leader. Grant. It's not the leader. Fucking Goldberg. He didn't even realize he needed to shoot it until everybody was shouting at him.

That's how fucking dumb dumb over there didn't even realize he had to shoot it until everybody was shouting at him. The fucking dum-dum over there didn't even realize he had to shoot. But as he shoots, Brandon, he gets leveled. Time expires. The music crescendos. And instead of a biscuit

in a basket, the Ducks win on a last-second goal. These last-second fucking shots, dude. It's your favorite, Brandon. It's probably the most realistic part of the hockey game in the Ducks movies. There's already a mechanism

for hockey games ending on a goal. It's a shootout. Overtime. Just go to overtime. Just take the game to overtime if you want a last second fucking shot it doesn't the

general public doesn't understand that Brandon they want a last second three pointer to win the game it just doesn't happen in hockey unless you go to overtime even like even so there was an abs game the other night

where they were in overtime and uh they scored at the very end of the overtime period but there was still when they scored there was like 0.5 seconds left on the clock um like you just don't it's impossible it's like it doesn't it doesn't work a last second goal doesn't work. A last-second goal doesn't work. Just go to overtime. That's the lazy part is there's already a mechanism. If you want the drama to be built, there's a built-in mechanism to the hockey game where you can use it to do what you're trying to do here. Brandon, it's almost like you've never even seen a hockey game before.

The fact that you don't believe in last second goals. I don't. It's like love doesn't exist. But anyways, we can hit Portman and Kenny. The Bash brothers are celebrating on the bench and they go, woohoo. And then they're like Goldberg. Goldberg Goldberg

and then Goldberg says to Charlie don't you ever do that to me again is that scary and we are celebrating the varsity coach says great game we'll get you next time coach so he wasn't a jerk about

the loss the jerk during it. Yeah. You know, Charlie is hugging Orion. They're their best buds now. You know, they're best buds. Hell of a pass there, Captain. We get Scooter giving Julie

the cat a little kiss. Kiss on the cheek. Yeah, a little cheeky kiss. Scooter, dude. Great game, Gaff kiss. A kiss on the cheek? Yeah, a little cheeky kiss. Fucking Scooter, dude. Great game, Gaffney. Thanks, Scooter. Fucking Scooter, man. She dug it. She was in.

Luis is making out with the cheerleader on the boards. He says, hey, our little secret. What the fuck does that mean? She was cheating on her boyfriend with louise no she wasn't she rejected him at every opportunity and that's not what our little secret man our little that i that doesn't make any fucking sense why would he say our little secret because in public facing she is rejecting him they weren't they weren't hooking up prior to this

Brandon you don't know what happened from that first week until now you don't know what happened between their relationship we were given no update I should the whole fucking movie is about no it's

you don't know Louise could have been sneaking out macking on that girl the whole fucking movie's about. No, it's... You don't know. Louise could have been sneaking out, macking on that girl the whole time. This movie sucks if they don't clue you in on that, then. This movie's fucking garbage. I was saying they didn't clue you in on it, and it was happening secretly the whole time.

And publicly facing, she was just... It was all a ruse, Brandon. A ruse. Our little secret still doesn't make any sense for him to say you don't know shit about it still doesn't make any sense why would he say our little secret is even if even if they were not even if he was cheated on neither is louise well not anymore because they're out in public now. A win will do that for you.

It doesn't make any – even with your bullshit fucking story, it doesn't make sense for him to say our little secret. It doesn't make any sense. I think that you aren't making sense right now, Brandon. I think – Because you don't understand. You're right. I'm not an adulterer like you you're not here it's just gonna say you're not a cake eater oh my god it just even even if even if we go with your theory he's where they've been they've been

hooking up it's still a weird thing like our little secret that's just a it's such a i'm not saying it's not creepy but like remember what luis was doing to start the movie brandon he was literally doing like illegal upskirts yeah to all of the cheerleaders so that's why yeah not just her that's why i don't think she would brandon relationships and people evolve right when maybe rick was out of commission with fire ant bites for too long and so she had to move on to the next young thing that's true that's true you don't want you don't want to spread those fire ant bites wrap it up anyways so this is where that scene threw me for a loop though I was like what the fuck

is he talking about well and then this is where your conspiracy about Bombay being dead it's not my conspiracy Charlie hugs his mom and she's like I'm proud of you Charlie I love you mommy and then she tells him to go have fun and then he

makes eye contact with bombay you know and then they both look over and if it's official we see the banner drop over the warrior logo and they are the eden hall mighty ducks so they were playing for the name right uh i i think are they the ducks or are they the warriors that's all i need to know they're the ducks at the end of this bombay like i feel like the entire school is the ducks right the entire school is the ducks because bombay went and lawyered them and the girls petition plus bombay lawyering got the switch to go through. Bird law, Brandon. Duck bird law.

I mean, when you put it like that, it does make sense. Thank you. I wanted to put it into words you'd understand. Yeah, you just got to talk bird law to me, and then I get you. I get it. Yeah, that's when you finally learn a thing or two about lawyering there. That's for sure and then as soon as the banner drops brandon what do we get we're getting fucking quacked up again quackalicious in the airbrushes that's what we're doing and then charlie gets a kiss from the girl

wonder if they went and got a coke afterwards? He still does owe her a Coke. Unless, I mean, if they're not showing Luis cheating, maybe they already got the Coke. You know, maybe we never saw it. That's true. That's true. The date already happened. But this is where we get the second Ghost Bombay moment because the team is celebrating.

And then Bombay just kind of walks off into the tunnel. And then the varsity kind of slowly follows behind him. And the team is celebrating and hugging. And they're excited. And then we get the ultimate end, Brandon. We go back to the very first win. And it's Bombay and Charlie going for a high five. And when they high five and throw their hands in the air, fireworks explode.

And then that's it credits roll man the credits roll the D3 Mighty Ducks what a journey we've been on Brandon all three movies what a journey what a life we lead it is interesting

the way they sent Bombay off because I know there were talks of a fourth one I don't remember how I have to look into it again I don't remember how far that actually got but this was Bombay's last

one even if they did a fourth one he was not going to do it he made that very clear so he was walking off into this he didn't even want to do this one they had to like convincing him and to just you know just come back for for one day we'll shoot all your shit in one day you know um but so that's why he's it's like that's why he was like it was like he was dying or he was dead he's sending him off like that uh they just had to add him in where they could uh no i'm no i'm saying that's why i like the the end scenes that's why it's like as it's like he

was dying because he wasn't going to be in any more movies oh gotcha yeah that was all she wrote yeah he was he was done with the ducks um but then he comes back for game changers and we find out bombay it's just a disgrace of a college coach well brandon that we that literally doesn't even count i don't even count that towards ducks lore game change if game changers we've gone through this before heath and you can't pick and choose which ducks count because if that's the case goldberg never existed to me yeah over is dead well wow you mean the best defensive player on the team at the end of the movie started on josh wow i can't believe that hate that you have but josh calls a fantastic game brandon i can't even believe this right now you can't pick a kid you can't pick and choose to to leave out game changers though as terrible as it was

i hated everything about it it was the worst pile of ever you see that now wait till we get to this cartoon i bet the cartoon's you're gonna be cartoons better better than street sharks no not a chance okay what about uh really did you ever watch this cartoon it is not good i i can't remember i mean it wasn't on for very long and i think i i remember when it came out being excited about it that's all i remember i remember being pumped about it watching the first few episodes and being like this is fucking what's the main duck's name i don't even fucking remember is it it's not wild wing is it yeah it is wild willing i thought that yeah wild wing duck i thought he was i thought he was cool i watched it

i don't think you know what show i always watched before school when i was little that i kind of forgot about until they added in on amazon uh freebie Bobby's World. Do you remember that show? Bobby's World? I don't think so. What the fuck is Bobby's World? It's the dude from the America's Got Talent. Howie Mandel is the voice of the people. I always remember it because the mom is like, Oh, Bobby, don't you know?

I remember I remember this now I didn't really watch it but I remember I remember this guy this tiny little tiny little freak yeah I don't think you're remembering how how terrible this Mighty Ducks cartoon

was you're gonna be in for a for a rude awakening here well I can't wait to break it down and tell you how awesome it is. So we got Wild Wing, Nosedive, Mallory McMallard. What else we got here? Nice. Grin, Duke La Orange. Ooh, Duke La Orange. la orange oh duke la orange and then you got uh lord dragonas is the the villain that tim curry

plays i love it um baron von lichten stamp it's another villain i didn't look the stamp um i think you're i think you're forgetting how terrible this animated series was and you're gonna be wishing for the days of game changers well i can tell you this brandon i will eat my excuse me i will eat my final piece of crow don't mind me just choking on my own spit choking on crow right now yeah i'm choking on the crow that i'm eating about d3 because i gave it so much yeah you you're not looking forward to it i shit all over it i still stand by my words that it is the worst of the three movies oh yeah yeah it is not as bad as iron it's it's the it's the least popular for a reason because it's not as good as the first two. But Son of a Gun, if I didn't love going back and re-watching this movie.

Yeah, it's definitely the worst of the bunch, but it's solid. It's serviceable. There's nothing like a strip tease to the pet band in the penalty box to just really top off a great kids movie. What more could you ask for? Yeah. You know, it's just, it was great stuff, though. Julie the Cat coming into her own. Goldberg, defensive ace.

You know, Averman, the ultimate jokester. Kraken Wise. It's just good stuff all the way through gee and connie young love blossoming in the background that we didn't see yeah again we they need more we got a little bit honey we got a little bit with the spy scene when they were out and yeah doing the ants but that was about it but you know we just got a little bit with the spy scene when they were out and doing the ants, but that was about it. But we just got a little taste of young love blossoming. Yeah. Cowboy Dwayne just roping strays.

Roping strays. Guys, they've got horses. Horses. That scene is insane yeah it'd be it's more fun for me if you run fucking duane man but yeah d3 is solid like you said it's it's not the the best of the bunch but it's serviceable if you watch the first two it it's worth just, you know, taking some time getting into the third, you know, like there's,

there's no reason not to watch them all the way through. Like you should, you should still toss the third one in at the end. And I've said it, if I've said it once, it said a thousand times, it's just like those Ninja turtle movies, you know,

are you going to get really excited about the one where they go back in time? Probably not. But are you going to watch it because you got to finish the trilogy? Absolutely. Thank you. you