The Cake Eaters - 91. D3: The Mighty Ducks - Golden Cakies

Episode Date: August 27, 2024

Heath & Brandon finish talking D3: The Mighty Ducks! In today’s episode, the boys reminisce on the journey we've gone on for D3. They talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly, as they give out the Golden Cakie Awards for the final part of an amazing trilogy D3: The Mighty Ducks. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

It's not worth winning if you can't win! Yeah! It's a Golden Cakeys. It's the Golden Cakeys. Brandon. Golden freaking Cakeys. da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da I really haven't. I love the final countdown though. It's just, you know, it's a, it's a real multi-purpose use song. Like, is there ever a time where you've been like, you know what final, final countdown and isn't a good fit right here. Like the, like it's the ultimate conclusion song. And that's why we use it for the golden cake. He's Brandon.on it it just the it is the final countdown d3 we're wrapping it up it's like what my friend's dad always used to say to us before we'd go out in high school

wrap it up boys okay okay too far too far too far sorry brandon what about what about it like uh like someone's uh funeral do you think the final countdown is appropriate then? It's probably when it's the most appropriate, if I'm being completely honest. Dude, I don't want to go out in a boring, sad way. Although I would love, there's an end song at the end of the first Lord of the Rings album, The Fellowship of the Ring. Okay. Play that at the end of my funeral, baby.

Leave them feeling good, baby. It's that token. Leave them feeling good. Yeah. I want people to feel inspired when they leave. I don't want people to feel sad about my death. You want people to be like you know finally thank god yeah we're we're all going to be feeling a little bit better yeah i think we can all we can all agree

one one less burden for everybody there's a lot of oxygen wasted A lot of hot air with that guy. A lot of hot air with that guy. Oh, man. Golden cakey. So, Brandon, do you tell the people how it works? Like it's. I honestly don't know if I remember. Are you serious? It's a very easy concept.

We got categories. We got honorable mentions. And then we got winners. It's very convoluted. It's everything's a bit of a stretch. Well, welcome to the pod like literally literally didn't we do a movie about the announcer that he was in you know like everything we do don't don't don't besmirch bob miller okay not besmirching bob mill, even though he was replaced. In the movies? This movie.

Oh yeah, by your boy. Fucking loser. Oh, come on. I thought he did a great job. He had a lot of school spirit. Had the voice of an old throwback radio voice, Brandon. Ah, a hard check into the boards i didn't really have a i wasn't like an old-timey voice though

a hard check into the board he had an announcer voice but yeah it wasn't like old-timey he wasn't doing like a transatlantic accent he was just he was talking like a like a 14 year old it was trying to do a radio voice? Well, I mean, he had like a radio cadence, you know? He was enunciating. Something you should learn from. Wow. Do I talk like I have a mouth full of marbles on the pod right now?

No. I mean, I don't know. I got a brain full of marbles, so I don't know what's going on that's what I'm saying right now we're getting some C plus work at best from you so far in the golden cakey no golden cakey award for you this episode I was about to explain it before you interrupted me

well I started lay the foundation categories, honorable mentions, winners boom, done easy enough if you hadn't spent 15 minutes bad mouth and bob miller we could have got that done hours ago did i say one bad thing about him no i was just saying i just used him as an example about how we stretch into some of the other movies we break you said it with your eyes i heard heard it. Oh my god. Brandon, just...

Alright, so... Should we get into the first category, Brandon? Because we're probably both... We both have fresh eyes on this movie for the Golden Cakey Awards. It's been a hot minute since we've seen each other. For everybody listening, they're probably bored to death

with D3 by now because it's been non-stop uh 10 straight episodes but me and you we recorded that 10th episode four months ago it's been a while yeah we took the summer off we did you know brandon and actually reflecting it's been a it's been a busy summer for us too you know what i mean like i've been to Mexico, El Salvador. We went to the college world series. My God, what a journey chicken days here has here and come, you know, it's, it's gone by. We clocked around and found out that's for damn sure. I did not go to the chicken days though.

Well, you weren't there with me, but Kelly was. Kelly got to experience her first chicken days. It was, oh, this was her first. It was her first. It was her first chicken days. It was a magical Oh, this was her first? It was her first. It was her first chicken days. It was a magical experience. It was my 20-year class reunion. I was on a float for the parade. Brandon, we gotta do a float

for the parade. There's just no point in doing a podcast float. That's the dumbest thing I've ever I agree. Everyone would be like, what the fuck are these guys? It would be hilarious for us and my 10 friends that still live there? Actually, I may or may not have been asked to be on the Chicken Dales float this year.

But, you know, we'll see. Maybe one day. Wait, were you? Were you not asked? I was asked, but it's very secretive the way you phrase that made no sense yeah it didn't mean it didn't need to make sense brandon it's just it's very secretive but although the way you phrase the way you phrase it though made it seem like you were you've been pining to be asked and you haven't been asked yet oh no no that's not the case at all i vehemently turned them down you know no one well because

no one wants to see me with my shirt off even if i have a bag over my head like did have i ever told you do you remember did we go to the parade do you remember what the chicken deals are i don't think i saw the chicken deals i know what they are you told me what they are i don't think i saw the float though it's for the listeners at home the chicken dales are the nod to the old Chippendales and they have paper bags over their heads as chickens and have their shirts off with short shorts. Wait, they have

paper bags over their heads as chickens? You know how you can decorate a chicken face on a paper bag? Sorry, my phrasing is all weird today. I don't know. Just wear actual chicken masks.

I feel like that would get pretty hot, though. It'd get pretty hot. And it is genuinely very hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Paper bag is probably not that cool either, though. But you turned it down? I turned it down. I did my class float instead.

20 years, I had to represent. You know, 04, baby. Okay. 04? You know, like Schmidt. 29? But it has been a journey, you know? I'm now a world traveler, Brandon.

It's been a wild summer. You know, we we're out i got a freaking ducks baseball jersey at the college world series my god what a fine a goldberg jersey to be exact the the jersey of a true leader yeah and it's what i wanted you know like when i, my God, if I'm going to get a Ducks jersey, I'm going to get a fucking leader, and it's going to be Goldberg. It was the only jersey left because it's everybody's least favorite. Defensive ace, leader, cream cheese boy. What movie was he called? Cream cheese boy.

Was that the first one? Yeah, yeah. Cream cheese boy cheese is it bombay call him which i still think is some sort of anti-semitic you know thing you know you would all right should we should we dig into these categories this is gonna take like four hours if i just start keep talking about the random shit we've been doing all summer well i won't while we're still on the topic of Cream Cheese Boy, though, I was rewatching it last night and the defensive ace, the dude is just kicking

the puck the entire time. He's just kicking it. Clearing it out? Have you ever seen someone clear the puck out of the... Clearing the trash out of the zone the way that goldberg does first of all he doesn't clear it they don't clear it at all they just kick it right back to the fucking warrior guy i mean i'm obviously doing this to fuck with you but it's really funny getting

you worked up in that entire last game where they're clearing out the trash, they clear that puck one time in the entire game. If we're going to start picking nits, Brandon, here for a second, let me just dig into it because I this whole time during the relaunch, I like this movie. It's fine. We've talked about how I've completely come around to it,

but for the love of God, the climactic finish to this is the varsity jb showdown in the middle of the fucking season i can't make it make sense like like the varsity is in the middle of the season like why would they be playing other teams and then play the varsity at the end of the year that doesn't make any sense yeah i talked about this about this in one of the very first D3 episodes. I wish that instead of JV versus... Yeah, well, I mean, it's a preseason thing, right?

That's a preseason thing. And you don't call it a showdown and play in front of people. No. You do it at like 6 a.m. on a Wednesday. Imagine if the varsity was like the crosstown rival instead that has

won all the titles. Our boys. The Adina Hornets. That's who should have been the villains. Yes. Dude, you could have just brought the hawks back what's the i mean you can't we can't we're using we're in the universe like well i guess it's a weird crossover because like you know not to get you down this rabbit hole but

technically there's a lot of weird crossover with the nhl team being in this universe you know like what parts of reality have crossed over into the ducks yes and they they are using actual um minnesota high school teams the blake bears and i forget the other one they use um but so they're using actual high schools they could use the adina hornets. I don't think you reuse the Hawks, though. You don't? Okay, that's fine. But you just, my main point. Unless you're going to bring Riley back, which I think at this point, I forget when he passed away. point and i don't want it to be missed with all the nonsense is you can't have a jv varsity showdown

as your penultimate moment right he was still kicking he died he died in 2005 and just it just bugged the shit out of me yeah so all right feelings but dude it just it just bugs the shit out of me that that's it's very everything else is fine it's very there's it's it's the lowest of stakes we go from team usa ending that red white and blue brandon brother i am a real american well they draw the rights of it could you imagine if they would have played fucking hulk theme and then come out? They dropped the red, white, and blue though. You remember?

When we become the USA Ducks. That's true. Not the most patriotic of my hopes. You know what we should have done as a nation after these movies is adjusted our national

animal to the duck. That's what we should have done. That was a real missed opportunity on the old US of A. I think we should do the geese, right? Territorial, mean as shit. Let's go. How would you

want to do geese? You got ducks right here. I know. And it would be a time for the podcast. Have you ever like. You don't have. You got no marketing. Have you ever been around ducks? No marketing. They're not super intimidating.

Geese. Geese are intimidating. Geese are not intimidating. Geese are just bigger. Ducks are just as mean. Brandon. Have you ever been attacked by a goose versus a duck? Yeah. I've ran a goose over with my car remember i fucking you know i smoked that goose dude speaking of bye bye and and my

god dude i just hit its legs i'm pretty sure it's still lived at least for another couple days listen we don't need to talk about you caitlin jennering that fucking goose dude all right we just what we need to talk about is speaking of geese kelly got to go to the farm you know meet jason the mule and um she had to walk around with a broom to keep the geese away because like as soon as big mike rolled up the the pack you know like they just why were they after was she in heat is that why they were after no no they just they're just they get very territorial they feel like you're sneaking up on big mike like they'll come check you you know like because they bonded to him since they were little what are they goslings right like that's baby geese I think it's

gooselings something anyways yeah well either way we sound like idiots should we get into this breakdown should we get into the categories first category what's a gander is that a female isn't that the it's it's I thought that what's good for the goose is good

for the gander is the phrasing and that means it's the boy goose. You're right. Yeah, goose is female. Gander is male. You're right. Yeah, because that's the whole phrasing. What's good for the goose is good for the gander.

You got to keep them women's happy, Brandon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, heard that.'s happy, Brandon. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, heard that. Bitches, man. I really enjoy, you know, not to derail us, but I'm really enjoying some flapjack in the background of our pod today. Usually, I mean, the previous spots I've recorded, either he's not even there or I lock him out.

He's free roaming now. He's still getting used to the new uh the new digs uh every time he hears noises outside the doors he freaks out yeah he's he looks concerned he's he's gently concerned yeah he's got that like that goose territorial mentality where he's he's ready to fucking pounce dude that happens that happens yeah i mean jenkins and josie literally have met our neighbors a million times have been dog-sit by our neighbors and you would think that them walking by is like we're being personally invaded by and and it's just it's people that they know and have met and yeah anyways it's that's how he is with with people flappy subjects not that bad it's just if he sees another dog uh like walk

by the back door or whatever he's fucking it's over dude it's over he's oh and then there's a little dog park just down the like in complex here, just down the street. And I take him there and we'll be in the dog park. And there's like a trail right outside the dog park. And God forbid another dog walks along that trail. He will run up to that fence and he will follow that dog

the length of that fence just barking at him. Oh my God. That's fantastic. He's a fucking asshole. right brandon we're gonna get into the first category otherwise this is gonna take number one no offense i don't want to see you that long number one he's you're the worst category i'm well there's been a lot of exciting things to get caught up on if we're being honest honest. And I did need to make my point, which is a good point that the

duck, like the duck versus varsity beef is where really the whole plot kind of like, you know, falls apart a little bit for me, you know, and I can't get over it. Everything else is great. Like the beefs, all that stuff we'll get into it. But anyways, the first category

Brandon is best Easter egg. How do we want to do this? Do we want to do winners and honorable mentions? We do honorable mentions. I announce you go, and then I go, and then we do winner. Sounds like a lot of work oh my gosh that's i just you gotta take one less sip of that haterade and get your together brandon i'm gonna start yelling at you on this podcast uh best easter egg though um i have uh the best easter egg is

kind of a callback to the second movie with Wolf the Dentist Stanson where the kids are regurgitating all these crazy rumors about Wolf and they do that with Coach O'Ryan here when they're it's after the assembly they're walking

to class the new duck contingent with Julie the Cat, Dwayne, Russ, and Ken Dogg. Yeah, Ken E. But they start recritating all these rumors about Coach Orion, about how

what was it? He punched his coach and then he got kicked off the team. Julie thought maybe he was a Buddhist, like Kung Fu. Oh, that's right. Like the old legends of Kung Fu. Yeah. And then Kenny hits you with Kung Fu was a Trappist monk, not a Buddhist.

You fucking white person. Yeah. Ignorant bastards. But yeah, the coach rumors um because because you know uh why would why would bob bay tell anybody anything about anybody you know yeah and and then coach orion doesn't do himself a lot of favors when he comes in a real hot oh yeah he comes in guns blazing which was you know not the smartest charlie must be what the C on your chest stands for. Boom. Roasted.

Starts with a W. That's, that's so good. That's so good. Um, so my honorable mention goes to our boy Hans and it is after Charlie opens up the door. So sadly tries to cheer him up, hits him with the ketchup trick.

And we talked about it in the previous pod, but you feel like he just has that bottle of ketchup sitting there ready, stays packing the heat so that anytime someone needs to get cheered up, he leaves that by the sharpening machine for sure. Yeah, that's his ketchup trick. Also,

why else would he have a bottle of ketchup? He's running a restaurant here did you see the throwback record player he was using to listen to his classical music what's uh what is it called oh damn it i was gonna ask you i was thinking about it all morning and i kept forgetting to google it it's a it's a something phone yes yes it's it's ah damn it but anyways I was like whoa I missed that then the first thousand times we've watched it but I love that love the catch up trick

you know Hans the spirit guide you know nothing nothing like some you know physical maiming to really lighten up the mood you know yeah Hansiming to really lighten up the mood you know yeah hans is the best he fucking christ but we did establish in the first was it the first one that they have dark humor his you didn't he say didn't he he said something like that but what i mean yeah hans hans didn't he

say like like that we have dark humor or something like that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He referred, yeah, because he's talking, I forget exactly the context, but yeah. Because he's talking about his Scandinavian heritage. They're very, very dark humor, which is very true. Yeah. All right. Are you ready for the winner?

He's still looking up. It's a gramophone. A gramophone. Yeah. To? It's a gramophone. A gramophone. To be listening to a gramophone. Also referred to as a sharpening skate. I'm sorry, what did you say? Oh, I said just listen to a gramophone

sharpening skates. Was that some Bach that he had on? I don't fucking know. Some Mozart? I can't think of him. Yeah, he's probably a Mozart guy. But yeah, gramophone, otherwise known as a phonograph.

Phonograph. Love it. He's probably a Mozart guy. Fucking fucking nerd. Sometimes for work, I would listen to Yo-Yo Ma, but this year it's been all Lord of the Rings soundtrack all the

time, or Rush. Those are the soundtracks to my work life, Brandon, just in case you're curious. Alright, you ready for the winner? Yes. The winner of the best Easter egg is Street Puck. Taking it to the

streets, Brandon. Taking it to the streets. You know what to the streets you know i'm talking about son no i know exactly what you're talking about and that's what the ducks have to do when they got to get back to their roots yes you got a soul skate buddy yeah yeah you know oh my god soul skaters all day when you're when you're a little lost and you don't know where to go take it to the streets yeah my god that street puck it's something else and you know the street buck for this one wasn't quite as good as d2 obviously no it was more tag team no there it is but it was shorter it was shorter it was more montage based yeah you didn't get all the one-on-one teaching of

James. They didn't need a coach. They had a coach. They didn't need supplemental coaching for this street puck. You could always use a little more James. James could have came

back and just been like, all right, Russ. 9-9. Oh, my God. I couldn't get – this rewatch, Brandon, that 9-9, that was just – I don't know who wrote that, but that was just – they lost me on that one too. Nine goals in the third period. Like, what a fucking disaster like i wish that the writers would have done five five that would have been that that i'm it wouldn't have had maybe but

nine goals and or at least have the comeback start and have you seen have you seen these kids try to play defense i mean i guess it just it just it's like watching validates all things coach orion says right like no wonder he's such a dick he's just got we've said it the miami dolphins of fucking peewee hockey over here finesse bitch team yeah but yeah but i i mean watching those those kids try to play defense is like watching a goose trying to use a hammer, Heath. Oh, my God, dude. Geese are getting a lot of love this episode.

I actually saw a TikTok where this one prison is using guard geese instead of guard dogs because they're cheaper. They're more territorial. And so if someone comes up, they will sound the alarm like crazy and it's easier to maintain so this i forget where it is they have guard geese inside the fence it's it's really good shit i feel bad for the prisoners but like you know they haven't had any escape since then geese can't be you know manipulated with food they just fucking hate you. You just got to run them over with a car. Yeah. Just hate-filled creatures.

All right. We're going to move on to the next category, Brandon, and try our best to keep her moving. The next category is best character. Best character. Now, for everybody listening, the way we have this one, next category is supporting character. Now, for everybody listening, we have this one. Next category is supporting character. The way we kind of divvy this up is main ducks slash team,

and then everybody else for supporting. Ancillary. So for my best character, honorable mention, I'm going with, we just talked about him, and his defensive collapse that he led coach oh starts with a w you can call him coach or you can call him coach orion geez yeah you know what he don't don't be careless but don't be too careful either he's i fucking love that dude wait wait what's that yes he has a lot of great one liners

starts with a W is great just because he changes the W word every fucking time that's fantastic and then make him make the first move that's your favorite Brandon I wanted to prod you on that that's your favorite it makes so much sense

such a good defensive strategy to coach youth youth uh hockey players not not ambiguous or vague at all no my god just like don't don't be careless but don't be too careful a 13 year old's gonna know exactly what that means it makes perfect sense brandon he's teaching them no fucking c players on his on his squad. He's just regurgitating fucking fortune cookie sayings is what he's doing. Which I mean, that's not a bad way to coach. Brandon, you would have been riding the pine pony with that C average. I can tell you that.

At what point in my life? Like high school? Yeah. Well, like freshman year, I had an A average. I was rocking like a three three something dude what about the way he tacked up the uh roster too hanging up the roster or when he chucks the puck after they give the kill the lead that's the best and i still just can't get i i don't know man what it what a dog shit game Nine goals in the third period.

My God. No wonder they wanted to kick their asses out. That was that. Like, man, they come in real hot to yank those scholarships. They had like five games. But to be fair, they're causing mayhem. Two of them quit. That was the first game was the 9-9 tie to blake bears and the dude the dude what's his name the dean comes down after the first fucking game and he goes uh better winner we're

gonna pull those scholarships after the first fucking game unbelievable unbelievable and and that's it like coach o'ryan is even like you're joking right's what, like, Coach O'Ryan is even like, you're joking, right? Like, what the fuck? These are freshman kids. Some of them moved across the country and are living away from their families for the first time ever as, like, young, young children. My God. Anyways, Coach O'Ryan, I love his fucking speeches, too.

Dude, like, my God. When he does the one about being in control, it just kind of sets up him and his daughter. It's when life turns to those curveballs. So, anyways.

Yeah, he's got some great speeches. Great one-liners. He's your favorite. Yeah, he's top-notch. He's no some great speeches. Great one-liners. He's your favorite. Yeah. He's top-notch. He's no Bombay. He was a solid replacement. You're a real Orion Stan, as the youths would say.

Yeah. See how hip I am, Brandon? Stan. Term's like two decades old, but okay. Oh, really? Oh. Brandon Sam terms like two decades old but okay oh you know one thing that kind of bugs the shit out of me and I might get some hate for this I hate the whole it it gives

again that's that's like five years old is it really yeah you're way late man you got zero riz well I've got Ohio Riz. I've heard that. Is that a thing?

Yeah. That means you got some real shitty Riz. You got none. Damn, Ohio catching some strays, man. Yeah, dude. It's not my fault. Talk to the fucking youths of America. It's not me.

Got some real love. I don't have any beef with Ohio. Some goose riz going on there. It's very territorial. I might bite you a little. Alright, my honorable mention, best character. This is going to take forever and it's already gone real bad.

We'll start trying to keep her moving. We're only like 30 minutes in. We're gone real bad. So we'll start trying to keep her moving. We're only like 30 minutes in. We're not that bad. Oh my God. It's taking forever. So my honorable mention, best character. He is me and I am him at this age, Brandon.

It is the one, the only, Averman. And he has a lot of really great stuff like you know when he's super fired up for the dinner he's like i love this i've never did this at my old school steak and lobster this is awesome fucking love that he's giving coach orion shit but it starts with a w when he tries to hit the brakes and just screeches then, you know, hit Orion and his interactions with the, uh, starts with a W are great. Yeah. And then he's like, uh, um, I'm afraid exactly how Orion sets it up.

I think he's talking about defense and he's like, you know, what makes a great defensive team or something like that. And everyone goes great coaching. He goes, don't suck up to, don't suck up to don't suck up to me every man i love that great coaching yeah great and then uh when he's when he's talking when he's talking with goldberg is always great too when they're at the lunch line and he's like he's like goldberg you've gotten i mean you're you're you've gotten a lot a little slow here you know you're not the fastest of people and he's like i forget exactly what goldberg oh should i lose weight oh yeah and he goes

it'd probably be easier if everybody else gained weight and that's when goldberg uh starts fattening up julie the cat the cat yeah then she's hocking up a hairball that was that's another great orion uh lines when he's yelling at Julie the cat Julie the cat got a hairball he says did you eat a hairball is what he says eat a hairball

but Brandon you know what's another great one that just popped in my head after he's yelling at Charlie about how the C on his jersey probably stands for charlie um and uh charlie's like well you're the rookie here we've all been here for a while you're the new one and he goes he goes uh laps charlie charlie goes uh how many coach is i don't recall saying yeah it's a great i don't recall saying start I don't recall saying. Start lapping it up, big boy.

That's pause. Have you heard that one? What's that? That phrase? When you say something that's like sexually out of pocket. You're supposed to say pause. Oh.

Yeah. Well, that's what you just did with your big boy lapping it up well I didn't mean to oh yeah I see I get it yeah oh boy that Ohio Riz

it's coming back to haunt me all over again high school college adulthood I send you those It's coming back to haunt me all over again. It's high school, college, and adulthood. I send you those ridiculous shirts I see, right? I probably don't send you all of them. But I don't know what I did to kick this off in my algorithm, but I started getting funny pun shirts in my algorithm, like in my Instagram, but they're all very, very sexual in nature.

But so I get those on my, like my four year or whatever on Instagram. And some of them are just fucking absolutely hilarious. And I always send them to, to the Keelmans. This is more about you than anything else brandon oh yeah i'm gonna say i don't know how it started in my algorithm but i'm not i'm not mad at it i'm not mad at it all right let's get to the winner of the best character your sex pun shirts but the winner they're the best they're the fucking best i'll stop there was one this morning i gotta send you the winner of the best character is russ keenan we i think we talked about this throughout the powers keenan he fucking crushes it all that

so many and cal speaking of one line heavyweights yeah and speaking of one-liners uh that everybody has he's got so many in this movie um and they really let they really they do a good job of letting him play up the uh like the being the only black kid in the yeah yeah but they do it in kind of like a subtle way. Yeah, or when – you can call it white trash. Or when they're – Dwayne is talking – it's when they're talking about the kung fu stuff. And Dwayne goes, you guys watch way too much TV. And Russ goes, shit, that's the fucking safest thing to do in my hood. Yeah, watch TV.

And then the – what's the – is it Cole? Yeah, Cole. No, not Cole. The other kid. Rick. Rick. When he's like, you ducks don't belong here. And Keenan whips back around.

He's like, excuse me? What are you talking about? Yeah. He's got so many good little one-liners. He's amazing. And then when he does the shrinking sph Sphincter That's a great one Dude, Keenan They let Keenan go

You know what they did? They let Keenan cook Yeah, they did He was just He was chopping it up in that kitchen All movie The scenes where he's Like translating For Dwayne Are amazing movie but he i know he was crushing it the scenes um where he's uh like translating for

duane or amazing yeah um yeah he russ crushes him he's the best dude oh when when they're on the bus speaking of him translating for duane when they're on the bus and they get the sky he's like uh what oh what is it uh adios amigo yeah join's like what what is he saying what does he say russ adios amigo that's good stuff yeah russ or when uh pika powers like right before that when charlie comes back uh on the bus you should see yourself classic stuff alright the next category Brandon we have

best supporting character yes like we said these are the ancillary characters and in this case you know, are... I might change mine. I have... My honorable mention, I have Rick down.

Yeah. But... Rick the dick. You know what I thought of the whole time re-watching it last night? What's that? Charlie's mom is fucking cool as shit. Diner working. Diner working.

Game attending. Yelling at Charlie for being the fucking worst Yeah Breaking the news about Hans Yeah Um So yeah I'm gonna go with I'm gonna go with Charlie's mom for this one I was rewatching it and I was like Charlie

You know I mean Rick was the perfect like handsome varsity athlete bad guy oh yeah he's amazing i'm sad he wasn't in more stuff hit the nail right on the head he didn't really do too much acting after this which is a shame because he yeah he was great he crushed it he's got that yeah he's got that um you know rich boy riz about him you know and that letterman jack can't look right at And that Letterman jacket looked right at home. You know, he just looked right at home. You take one look at that guy and you're like, that dude's been on a yacht. Yeah.

I mean, I look at him, I'm like, hmm, varsity quarterback. Dating the cheerleader. Yep. Just, you know. Banging that cheerleader on the yacht all night. Lightning Riz. Lightning R riz i don't know i just made that up just popped in my head i liked it i like it nice have you seen those memes on instagram it's like it'll be like a video and it'll be like uh you know watch this kid get struck by lightning and then it's just like a video and it'll be like, you know, watch this kid get struck by lightning. And then

it's just like a little kid walking and then Lightning McQueen comes through. Cha-cha. My honorable mention, Brandon, do you have anything else to say about Casey Conway? No, just that she's the best. She's real good looking, too. I was thinking about that while i was watching it too i was like damn casey conway's kind of hot

you got a real type brandon it's it's kind of your well you you've said it before i feel it's like you're kind of your your i don't know how to phrase this without sound. Oh, I know. It's Midwest art teachers, I believe, the way I was described before. But like from the 90s. Midwest art teacher from the 90s. Have you seen Midwest art teachers nowadays? They're dressing like it's the 90s again. Oh, I was thinking like green hair and piercings and stuff. No, no, no, no.

That's like Midwest. That's West Coast art teachers. Yeah, yeah. That's like Midwest. That's West Coast art teachers. Yeah, yeah. That's like Oregon art teachers. I'm like Iowa art teacher. Okay. Well, that might be a bad example. Let's go Wisconsin.

Okay. Yeah. Like Wisconsin middle school art teacher. That's my type. Yeah. Jean dress. Dude. With a sweater under. You're rocking overalls say no more let's go with some like you know like uh like paint stains on it i'm i'm in i'm hooked oh my god you know speaking of hottest things of the summer did you see that love island was like the talk of the town like the love island usa blew it up. Me and Kelly were talking about how

we were kind of sad that Love Island became very mainstream this year. They had a good cast of characters. Didn't they? I don't really watch. I don't watch Love Island. I've been going back and watching some challenge, catching up on the challenges that I haven't seen, the newer ones.

I finally finished Psych. Had you never finished it before? No, I had finished it before. Yeah, but just redoing it again. That last episode, it always gets me when Sean's, you know, spoiler alert, but when Sean's trying to say bye to Gus, but then Gus is like, what the fuck?

Anyways, you know, it's just, and they all just, they just move in. They just set up shop in Portland as well. It makes more sense in portland anyways all right so my honorable mention for best supporting character and it also doubles as one of my favorite one-liners but it's our boy cole who plays a a fantastic like meathead bully and when boy when they are um you know when duane is outside looking for stray cattle cole gets caught up and he gives our best line guys they have horses so good or like when um when he gets when scooter confuses him and yes you know there are no trains so there are no tracks

you know whatever goalie yeah scooter what we say to confuse Cole? We're on the same team. Yeah, Cole was fantastic. He played the character perfectly. He was intimidating Fulton as the soul bash brother. This is what happened to your buddy. Too scared. Portman ain't scared of nothing. Michael Cutlets is the guy who plays him. Yeah, Timmy Cutlets, baby. Do you think he comes back this year, Timmy Cutlets is the guy who plays him. Yeah, Timmy Cutlets, baby.

Do you think he comes back this year, Timmy Cutlets? Do you think he gets any playing time? Or do you think they just banished him from the NFL after one year? I think they banished him because they signed Daniel Jones and what's-his-face, right? I think they traded for Drew Locke, I believe. They got Drew Locke on there. And then, yeah, Dan Jones.

I think they gave Dan Jones his fifth-year thing, right? Yeah, I don't know. It's a lot of money and terrible quarterbacks. Hopefully the Packers won't be terrible this year. The Broncos might, depending on how your boy Bo Nix does. I mean, Sean Payton fucking loves him. I don't know why, but he just fucking won't stop talking about him. I just need my tickets to sell.

That's all I care about. I don't care about win losses. I just need somebody to buy my fucking tickets. That's what I'm saying. I think you might be in for a long year on that front but somebody bought somebody bought the Packers preseason game

that's not surprising there's one thing you can always count on if you're selling football tickets and that's for some dumbass Packers fan to overpay I'm sure the Steelers fan is going to do it for that first home game I'm hoping so I have that first home game. I'm hoping so.

I have that first home game. I have it listed at a ridiculous price, though. If anybody buys this, I might feel a little bad. That's hilarious. All right. Let's get the winner of the best supporting character is Scooter. Scooter Scooter Otherwise known A.K.A

Gunner Stahl A.K.A Scott White We love Scott White So good In D2 that they brought him back And they thought that putting him in goalie Would fool everyone

And it might have You know why? Because Scottty does know he's boom that song was so good from that movie matt damon that movie when it came out i was oh my god i rewatched it not too long ago probably like six months or so ago it holds up it's great it's fantastic does it hold on no it does okay it doesn't hold up it's still it's still hilarious no way that it's still hilarious like in today's day and age it's still hilarious though um i do i now that i follow european soccer so much more closely the oh the manchester yeah

it has like a whole different meaning now. I always thought it was funny. The song he sings, which, what is, My Baby Takes the Morning Train is the song. Yeah. They're like, you need to. My baby takes the morning train. I love that.

And he works from nine to five. I love how they're like, hey, if you're a Manchester United fan why don't you sing the Manchester United supporter song and his first thought is my baby takes the morning train has to be involved somehow in this once he does he goes

at the end to find me sitting at home watching the greatest football team in all the land. Manchester United Football Club. And then when the twins are making out with each other, that was fucked up.

And then we can move on from your trip but uh fred armisen is in it remember fred excuse excuse excuse alright alright alright

do you have anything else to say about scooter pie scooter's the fucking best like you said he's uh him and julie the cat he gets that riz going with julie the cat he gets that riz going with julie the cat he tries to be peacemaker he's like hey you know you guys hit us with the fire and said shit hurt can we just call it a truce and julie the cat's like no it's like kissing your brother well my her brother yeah that's what she said yeah that's what i meant yeah don't don't x's and o's me

brandon you know it's close enough scooter is fantastic though uh like i like we said uh scott white would love he's the best gunner stall i mean scooter he's no gunner stall gunner stall was obviously a better character but yeah you know not everybody can have that uh that icelandic riz that je ne sais quoi um it's french but how do you say that how do you say that in icelandic uh i don't know i don't know that me feeling it again all right you're ready to move on to the next category because this one we got we just have like six i have like four honorable mentions i've cut it down to one i can do just one i've got i've got at least two honorable mentions okay one of them is not a one-liner i see what one of the my favorites is the monologue that the teacher

does that's not a one that's what i have in there brandon you just wow you just stepped all over my fucking because it's fucking amazing mention oh my god so the next category didn't even announce the category yet next category is best one-liner um best one-liner um i mentioned it to you off air uh re-watching it again i legitimately watching the scene i legitimately laughed for like a good five minutes because it fucking cracked me up so much it's uh the assembly hall when uh they're waiting for the the new ducks are there and they're sitting in front of varsity. And Rick is like, you guys suck. You ducks don't even belong here. Russ whips around and goes, excuse me, what do you mean?

And Dwayne puts his hand on Russ's shoulder, comforting him. And he goes, it's okay. They probably just don't know who we are. They think we're somebody else. It's okay. They probably just don't know who we are. They think we're somebody else. It's so good. I thought you were going to do the shrinking sphincter quote. Oh, the shrinking sphincter.

That's a great one, too. The shrinking sphincter and then also the... What does Russ say? He's like, oh, that's your dad? Nice suit jacket. Does it come with a yacht? That was one of my five honorable mentions. That's your dad? Nice outfit. does it come with a yacht well that was one of my five honorable mentions that's your dad nice outfit did it come with a yacht that's great but the the they probably

think we're somebody else is such a good like quick little fucking line it's hilarious i love and it shows duane's just like kind of like obliviousness oblivious optimism at all times he's like they're not being mean to us they can't possibly be mean to us just a naive small town Texas boy yeah cool so I've got a few since you not only have you stepped on one

you stole one Brandon like my god read the fucking notes before we do this episode but so I only have three the I'll do this in order in which i like them too so number three is hey guys check it out he knows wayne newton and it's uh pointing to the picture of newt gingrich like my god i don't know why that means it's it's so hard they're in the dean's office they're in the dean's

office in the photo the dean's wearing a newt greengrid shirt it's it's so good it's so good it makes me laugh forever um the second is not a one-liner before you go do you want to know how to say je ne sais quoi in Icelandic? Yeah, please, actually. It's a je ne crois. Je ne crois. Well, it's je ne crois. It's like an H. It starts with an HV. Je ne crois. Je ne crois. Something like that.

Well, there you go. You're welcome, everybody. Yeah. People need to know that. Are you ready? This is not a one-liner. it is a quick diatribe but it is done by the history teacher are you gonna give us are you gonna give us the monologue okay the whole fucking thing i've got it are you ready so he has a huge book and a dwarf puppet he says it's been said that the present is to the past, like a dwarf on the shoulders of a giant. If the dwarf holds his seat, he can indeed. Do you mind if I give you a quick note here?

Yeah. You're going too fast. You got to slow it down. Oh. Build the tension. Build the tension. All right. Wow.

I didn't think you'd want me to really build the tension. Yeah, yeah. Let's see. All right. If you're going to do it, do it. You know? It's been said that the present is to the past like a dwarf on the shoulders of a giant. If the dwarf holds his seat, he can indeed see further than the giant.

But beware if the dwarf should grow careless and forget his place history is a giant did you did you hear the slap you gotta finish with the best part of the last line is the best part it says history is a giant that's all i got from imdb oh he says history is a giant so he he's like you said he smashes the desk right in front right on fulton's desk while he's yeah he smashes the dwarf with the book making eye contact really weird eye contact can he say yeah he does that what is it uh uh history is a giant and then he goes the last line of the monologue is, get ready to ride. Oh. Yeah.

Sorry. They didn't have that on IMDb. Well, you should have noticed that with your rewatch, man. That's the best part. Get ready to ride, bro. Dude, it is so good. But my favorite honorable mention quote comes from your boy, Orion. Okay. It's so good.

And I even said in one of our episodes, I'm going to start saying this in real life and you made fun of me because it doesn't apply ever. But practice starts at 5 a.m. Got to get up early if you want to hunt goose eggs. Got to get up early if you want to hunt goose eggs. That is a great one. I'm just going to say it in most random settings.

Heath, where are you going? Gotta get up early if you want to hunt goose eggs. It's three in the afternoon. I think that's when you got to use it. If it's afternoon or heading off to dinner. You're leaving brunch at noon? You're leaving at noon? Gotta get up early if you want to hunt

goose eggs. Anyways. And the winner. Make that a shirt. The goose egg shirt. That's a good one. Just fucking interrupting me as I'm announcing the winner, Brandon. And the winner of the best one-liner is fulton where he says brandon what good is one bash brother what am i now mr bash the bash man it's so good it is really good and he makes a great point you know like he's having a real identity crisis

that one we do have a shirt up i already have the shirt up on the on the merch store of that one mr mr bash man you're on mute by the way sorry i have indigestion from my chick-fil-a this morning you know take uh take that heartburn medicine yeah that's i forgot brandon you're rushing me 45 50 minutes before the agreed upon start time what does that have to do with you taking your medicine all the time i forgot you know people forget you don't do it when you wake up no i wake up in the morning oh wait i can't say oh God. You can't quote that song anymore. Never mind. I was going to quote some Kesha, but it's a dangerous game. I almost said when you wake up in the morning, you feel like P. Diddy.

Yikes. Boy, that has aged the worst out of probably everything she's done. I mean, if anybody would know, Heath, it's you. Oh, my God. Brandon, I don't like. You're insinuating upon. Are you ready for the next category? I was going to plug the merch thing one more time.

All right, plug the merch. Getting plugged. Wait, no. Damn it. Pause, right? Sorry. I can't do anything here. This is your fault. But it's uh tpublic.com slash the cake you just pod you can get yourself a mr bash the bash man shirt he's doing as well as some other really good ones too remember ghost boner i got a ghost boner shirt up there

or the fanny pack boys that's up there too oh stop what what was that even from why did you try calling us the fanny pack boy that was from theater camp remember because they were wearing the shoulder over the fanny pack over the shoulder and i said we need to start doing that we could be the fanny pack boys i hate that and i hate that that's the movie it's from although i do love jimmy tatra or whatever is it did you did you watch the movie yet yeah it's good it's so good it was good but i think my expectations were just a smidge too high why were why did you let your expositions get too high i don't know it was my fault like the the storyline the way they went about some of the high school reunion storyline it just didn't quite

did you see did you see the part much like way at the high school it didn't quite hit oh dude the when they get to the high school reunion and he's carrying around the stepladder okay that was good and then he like sets it sets it up and sits on it for the meeting he's like oh yeah guys we need to talk uh it's i mean like i said it was it was it was good and it made me laugh but i just i think my expectations were just when bryce uh when he has the uh like the the crew meeting in his his Spanish class they're all around his desk like eating lunch while the class is just the class is just and then they're then they all make fun of Wade and he's like what did

you tell your class I don't burn all right it's so good listeners check out the real bros movie it's pretty good did you see they were giving out like gift bags on i saw yeah but but to for free to um i don't know did i tell you this the the reason it probably fit it felt weird as a movie is because it wasn't written as a movie he wrote it that or not him jimmy jimmy tatro and the i forget i think his name is Christian Pierce The dude who plays Aldis Oh yeah They're the two guys that write it They wrote it as

Like another season And they were trying to shop it around Nobody would buy it Except for Roku Roku said we'll only do it as a movie We won't do like a series So that's why you can tell The way it's paced and So that's why you can tell.

The way it's paced and where the breaks are and stuff, you can tell it's a bunch of episodes matched together rather than an actual movie. That makes sense. I love how he always says what a. What a, dude. Alright, we gotta... We should probably get back to

D3, the Ducks. Although, good. We kicked off this whole D3 watch with a wild tirade of real bros. So we should absolutely digress on the movie 100%. What were you going to say about the merch? The Roku channel. But I was going to say. One last merch plug. I also have...

Two things, actually. The first, you can buy a shirt that says Golden Cakey's winner if you want to tell everybody that you won the Golden Cakey's, even though you didn't. Everybody wants to feel like a winner. We won't tell on you. We're not like that.

In fact, if you buy the shirt and venmo me uh five dollars i will personally record a a segment where i announce you as a golden cake he's winner that way you can prove you actually won i feel like me announcing it would be more fitting we can do together it together. We'll do it together. That way it sounds like an actual clip from the podcast. Oh, dude, that'd be good. That would be fun.

Yeah, that's good. It's like a side hustle. What are those called? Not Vimeos. Cameos. Cameos. They're going out of business. Did you hear that?

Oh, nice. Yeah. I mean, not nice, but, you know, shit happens. But the second merch plug was, we still have our very first shirt that I ever put up there, Heath. Do you remember what it says? By chance? No. It's from Heavyweights.

Remember? That wasn't the first shirt, was it? Don't let someone sign your checks. Never let anyone sign your checks, man. Is that wrong? Not wrong. If Schitt's Creek teaches you anything in the first episode, you really got to trust your money.

If you learn nothing from us, we hope you learn that. Never let anyone sign your checks checks i want that to be our lasting legacy as a podcast is that we we we me and you finally you know got through to everybody to not let anybody else send their checks yep are you done with your plugs so we can move to the next category uh yeah please Please go buy merch, though, for sure. For real. Yeah, people, go buy merch. Might get 10 shirts.

Me and Heath are incredibly poor. Yeah, that's why you get the production value. It's just a couple regular guys eating fries. Okay, let's go. Come on. Do and drive by. Let's speed this up here. I've been trying to speed this along the whole time and keep her moving,

and you have just been dragging. We've talked about this, though, Heath. You are the worst speeder-upper of all time, because you will constantly say, we need to about this though heath you are the worst speeder upper of all time because you will you will constantly say we need to speed this up and then you dive into 15 minute tangents that's definitely not my fault all right the next category is best goal uh oh yeah best goal my honorable mention is the uh when they try the flying v during the that first scrimmage right yeah yeah and it's got the right yeah they're like it's like it's like gladiators are fighting in the arena yeah it's

like you know viking opera music it's a real it's a real famous piece of music i forget what it is but it's it's real vibes you know real gladiator vibes it gives gladiator um but yeah but the warriors breaking it up really easy uh because the flying v's fucking stupid um

and then they score on uh poor little goldberg yeah well that's what goldberg And then they score on poor little Goldberg. Yeah. Well, that's what Goldberg gets for not listening to the coach and usurping Julie the Cat's starting spot. Goldberg. Some comeuppance.

The usurper. That's really hard for me to say. To be fair, was he usurping or spotting, or was he trying to lead them through adversity? to be fair was he usurping or spawn or was he trying to lead them through adversity now he was a usurper he was a real that was a real agon move on his part real real auto hightower move oh have you been watching i haven't been watching that i just dude season eight or whatever from game of thrones it just after the last rewatch and you know i didn't really get super into the first season of house of dragons i don't know if it was just the first season was was a little tough uh because there's so many time jumps like each episode was like five years

you know later that was that was what that's what it was it was the time yeah steph confused me all the uh when they were because there's a lot of little kid scenes hated that too all the little kids looked exactly the same i couldn't tell them apart um and they all have the same fuck everybody's name is exactly the same there's just like letter changed. It was very hard to follow along when people were talking about each other. Uh, cause you had a gone a Mond, um, you know,

Alex, Sam Jafar. Yeah. Oh dude. I fucking Jafar. Um, but the second season is, uh,

I think it's been better. It's been good. Like it's not, it's not, uh, it's not the greatest by any means, but I, I still fuck with it i'll watch it you know

what else am i gonna do i've been told to watch the boys i might give that a shot i've never done that um i've heard it's good it's like superheroes but like dark and like more realism and modern Modern corrupt. Right up your alley. Yeah, exactly. Corrupt. My, my favorite honorable mention goal is when Averman gets a slick pass over to Fulton. He says, hand is quicker than the eye, my friend. And then Fulton rips it home and it's followed up by the cat lady. Fulton scored, Fulton scored. I am really bored. Fulton the cat lady Fulton scored Fulton scored I am really bored Fulton's great

Fulton's great year ago he couldn't even skate but I think it was two years ago he couldn't skate because last year he was on technically team USA four years ago or yeah because 92 92

was the first one we're 96 right now her timeline is a little bit off there Yeah, because 92 was the first one. Either way. We're in 96 right now. Her timeline is a little bit off there, but song, fantastic, good celebratory goal before the absolute meltdown. Yep. Or the 9-9 collapse.

Jeez, what a terrible collapse it was the winner of best goal is the Goldberg game winner yeah don't you ever do this to me again Charlie yeah there's not a whole

not a whole lot to say about it but it was just Charlie's right but he says that in When they're doing the I almost said figure skating But the rollerblading Charlie When they're doing the skating through town

Charlie says that to Goldberg They finish And Charlie goes Goldberg don't you ever fucking do that to me again And then that's It's called a callback Keith That's why it's great when You know at the end of the movie goldberg says it to him comes full circle

well life is a circle circle uh so a little something called cinema heath film making but there wasn't a lot there's not a lot of goals to choose from like you said well there wasn't a ton of hockey not a ton of hockey just and we don't need to talk about it just annoys me i just hated it you know hated the plot with the varsity and the stuff but anyways all right next category is just just a throwaway line of how much i hated the we don't need to talk about it but it was the worst experience of my life the next category is best jersey practice jersey my favorite category we could just i mean we can just call it jerseys that show up in the show up in general yeah jersey general but like you said there's not there was not a ton of hockey games played so we we had maybe a look at four actual jerseys right um and then so we we opened it up to also include any of the the practice jerseys that that first day of practice had some

gems dude the you want to talk about riz those kids were fucking swagged up dude i noticed that uh the gi uh 96 olympics one yeah and i was like god damn they just they really put shit on anything back in the day they did dude yeah they would throw it through anything especially hockey jerseys they would throw and football jerseys remember like those uh fubu uh was it whoa, whoa. Brandon, don't. What is it? It's FUBU, but don't smirch it. It's fucking awesome. We talked about this in the last episode.

At the ESPN store when I went to D.C. with my group or whatever, I got an ESPN one, said Booyah on the back where the player name is I still have it it's pretty sweet you know nothing like an ESPN

jersey I thought it was so cool I was like 15 my god this is so cool but so my honorable mention for best jersey it's very fitting now because if you look back i just when this when

this episode releases it'll be two months prior yeah the old florida panthers stanley cup champions heath um and we had uh my boy luis thester, the speedster from Miami, the Cuban Missile Crisis, as I like to call him. Oh, my God. That's actually really good. Florida is the hockey capital of the NHL. Yeah. They've been it to the last five, right? It's either four or five.

I think it's five. Four of the last five or five of the last five, something like that. Because it was. No, they've i think four of the last five or five i lost five something like that because it was no they've they've well they've they've won three out of the last five but they've made it to bend to all five yeah yeah because the the lightning made it to three in a row and then florida was in this year and then the year before so five yeah yeah uh but louise was rocking the og the original the original florida panthers jersey that bright red one when they were terrible. Thick as hell. They weren't terrible.

They weren't good. They made it to the Stanley Cup Finals against the Avalanche. You remember that? When? The very first season of the Avalanche. 1996. Florida Panthers. They played the Panthers? They swept them. I don't remember that very well.

That's what I was loosely following. After that Stanley Cup They swept him And I don't remember that very well Well After After that Stanley Cup season They got pretty terrible God, he was the worst, Brandon We can't just not mention The Stanley Cup season Scott Mellenby, dude Out there killing rats

Do you know that's why they throw the rats on the ice? It's because he killed There was a rat in the locker room and he killed it with a hockey stick and then he went out and scored a goal in that game nice they used to they used to throw live rats did you just do a kachuk after that too kachuk no it's a kachow like lightning mcqueen i should oh i was i should have done kachuk though that would have been cooler that's what i thought you did i was like oh my god that's actually kind of clever you said that so quietly i was trying to do lightning queen but but i was i was also for the everybody listening i was doing some stick here to learn too i don't know if they could hear that through the through the mic well i

don't know if you've listened to some of our past episodes. You literally yelled at me for making motions that the people couldn't see. So you need to really doubly get, triply get your shit together. You know what I'm going to do, Heath? What? I'm going to hit you with something that my mom used to always say to me. Yeah. And that's do as I say, not as I do. So.

I wanted to say something so bad, but I held on. Go for it. Say it. I'm not going to say it, Brandon. I'm like, well, it's good advice at this point in time, right? Yeah. Don't die. I'm sorry. I had to. You set me up for that.

This is your fault. It made me uncomfortable saying it, but you set me up for that this is what this is your fault it made me uncomfortable saying it but you made me have to say it the uncomfortableness isn't the problem i have no problem with with i have no problem with the message your delivery could you know you could you could add a better delivery though you weren't yeah of course because i didn't you weren't you weren't confident you weren't confident in the delivery that's what that's that's what killed it you know that's i choked in the moment because I just said it in my head. It's like, that's really inappropriate. And I was like, you know what?

You got to throw this out there, though. I can't be the only one making dead mom jokes. It's so much worse when I do it. Anyways. All right. anyways all right so um i i want to give just a gentle nod to the og duck uniforms from the previous season that every like half the team had on like that was great but i my honorable mention goes to the cat lady julie the cat that main jersey the color scheme i love that like the navy with the baby blue like it's just it's just, it's good stuff. It's a good go black bears.

Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. I don't know if that's the sound a bear makes, but I, I don't think that's even close to the sound that a bear makes. All right. But what about what can you do the sound for this next one? No, I actually do.

Do, do they make no, what kind of, they definitely make noise. It's like a, it one? No, I actually do. Do they make noise? They definitely make noise. It's like a grunting. Well, they do a lot of grunting, but they do like a weird like. Have you ever heard like an elk or like a deer? Oh, like the. Yeah, but it's like the moose is like way deeper for sure. But yeah, one of those noises

what would you call that i was gonna say like a it's not like a howl but it's like no but yeah there's a name for it when the elk yeah i've seen like when like those videos of elk doing it it sounds crazy yeah you know what's the you know what's the what's the fucking craziest sound is mount lions have you ever heard mountain lion sounds yeah they are mountain lions mating in downtown golden last month they sound like legitimate like screams it's yeah yeah people screaming it's horrifying anyways all right the winner of the best jersey is Connie with the Minnesota Moose. Wait. Yes. Yeah, she's got a Minnesota Moose around, right? Yeah, that's what I said.

EOG Minnesota Moose. Yeah. It's awesome. And it's got like the cartoony Moose guy. Yeah, he's got. It's so good. He's holding a stick. He's got his gloves. His helmet's a little crooked. It's a great logo. It's a great logo. All the way around.

Minnesota Moose, who are now the Manitoba Moose. I believe the Moose are still around. Yeah, Manitoba Moose. They're the minor league affiliate of the Winnipeg Jets. There you go. That's such a good fucking

sports nickname. Like a team nickname, the Moose. so there you go that's such a good fucking like sports nickname like a team nickname the moose yeah I fuck with it I like it especially when you do the you know little cartoon cartoon logo I mean I'm still a big fan of the supernovas but supernovas is tight to

you I don't have a little you know cartoon guy holding a volleyball though. No, you're right. That's what they need. A little cartoon. I got a keychain

from Heidi. We have our spare keys on it. Could you draw a cartoon supernova? I don't know. Like a galaxy with eyes? Yeah, that's what it kind of looks like. Alright, are you ready to move on? This next category we can go quick. The next category

is Best Parents. An honorable mention for me is Hans. The great Scandinavian spirit guide. Who even in death he is teaching our boys. know what is what is uh bombay say he says he taught us how to fly taught us how to fly yeah hans you know which i think we

talked about this during that funeral episode um half of these kids i don't think even know who hans is how how much time did julie the cat spend with hans no need to get into that brandon don't break up a feel-good moment but it's true it's true that's you know kids emote in different ways so just sometimes that one meeting is all you need that's true but hans is hans is fucking legit um gone too soon both in the the cinematic universe and in life. Yeah. What a journey. Josh Ackman. Legend, dude. Fucking legend. My honorable mention is Russ's dad.

And this is a stretch, but Russ's dad's parenting from across the country is locked in. Think about his responses, right? The dinner stuff where you say hey charlie don't want to get suspended like hey got a scholarship can't be ruining that the fear of him losing that scholarship was palpable throughout the the movie there's that the the the restaurant thing like you said then there's also the scene where charlie and fulton quit and they're trying to rally the troops to get everybody else to quit and russ is like nah dude i'm on scholarship i can't do anything and then fulton the fucking you know dastardly calls him a traitor no he calls him a sellout which is worse than a way worse yeah that's right i forgot way worse Way worse. Those are fight words.

Call somebody a sellout, dude. It's not like real big fish, you know? Sell out with me. Oh, yeah. Sell out. But there's the scene at the beginning when Julie's talking about the coach. And she's like, my dad said if I don't like the coach, I can, I can leave. I can go back home.

And Russ is like, my dad said, I better not do anything to mess up the scholarship. Yeah. Or he's fucking dead. So yeah. That, that long,

this, whatever, whatever he said to Russ, you know, before he left, it's stuck in his head. Yeah. Yeah.

I imagine, I imagine James had something to do with that too you know you gotta do this for the both of us don't fuck this shit up you dumb little bitch yeah he's like you're living everybody's dream bro keep it up

everyone's dream is to move to Minnesota play for the Eden Hall Warriors dude that was my dream hell you know if you shoot for the stars sometimes you can land on the moon Brandon exactly I've been on the moon an awful long time

I wouldn't even say you've left orbit if we're being honest but that's fine wow that's fine. Wow, that's rude. Thanks. No, just kidding. I've been... I've had a real weird week. Where just like, you know, like every little thing just doesn't go your way.

I've had a similar week. Like I spilled a soda in my car the other day. And I was like, of course. like every like little thing like just doesn't go your way i've had a similar week like i like i i i spilled a soda in my car the other day and i was like of course that's it that's a sticky bummer for sure yeah but that kind of week um so it's funny you say that because i was thinking to myself earlier i was like you you know you just have one of those times where you're just like man this is a nightmare this wife. Life is just an endless nightmare. Let's be honest. Just got to wake up and do it again.

Yeah, power through. But the winner of Best Parent goes to Coach O'Ryan. He's out there skating at the crack of dawn. 6 a.m and i was not only hunting goose eggs but to um push your daughter who was tragically paralyzed in a car accident around on the ice that's true um i don't know do we hold that against him that he let his he let his kid get uh paralyzed his wife was driving they didn't imply that she's like drunk it was like the other person's fault right didn't they imply that probably but i mean he let it happen oh my god

with the north stars brandon you know what they call you know what they call that in court negligence it's kind of fucked up I don't know it's supposed to be a heartfelt moment I wasn't you're just dumping haterade on a heartfelt moment I wasn't saying we should hold it against him I was just asking

do we? no? no, okay, good poor question my god, Brandon. I just wanted to clarify. I just wanted to clarify. Coach O'Ryan is a saint and a great parent.

A great parent, because not only is he knitting his paralyzed daughter back together, but he's also teaching these young men. Words of life lessons in women. My apologies. My apologies.

You should be. May as well just call the flight attendant or stewardess. But he's imparting life lessons on these kids, you know. Starts with a W, Heath. What did they say? Wussies. Remember that in the locker room? Wussies, wussies remember that in the locker room yep all right the next category because there aren't very many it's best cameo cameo um yeah there's not a ton um and even for my honorable mention i put bombay as a cameo um. Because he was just in a couple times.

Yeah. I mean, I did the teacher that was the principal. Like, it was fine. She was there. Yeah. I forget her name. But yeah, the teacher who was the principal from D1. She's the pop quiz lady in this one.

Yeah. Pop quiz. You're all going to fail. And then the winner of best cameo is paul korea that was a fun cameo that was a great one yeah yeah he's talking to your boy uh what was his name i forget his name it's like j not james andy it's not andy Jeff. Josh. No. But Paul Correa, yeah, he shows up in the middle of the JV Varsity showdown to do an intermission report. Josh.

Josh is the kid's name. Josh. Yeah, he gets interviewed by Josh, and Josh is like, these warriors are big and tall and uh muscular and gonna beat up these ducks right and he goes well josh size isn't everything which is unless you die on the ice he didn't die well he might he might have but he came back to life yeah he i don't know i'll just dude after watching that fucking documentary and watching his like his life leave his body after that watching him not not breathe for 15

seconds that is wild stuff and i just every time i see him that's all i can think about is his his life leaving his body for 10 seconds yeah it was a wild wild hit yeah him yeah him not being him not breathing for like 10 15 seconds is uh unsettling when you watch it back yeah it's wild um all right we've got our next category it's the best ongoing storyline um and this is a holdover from like the tv show category yeah but so think of this as like uh b and c plots throughout the movie so uh mine's mine i went with uh goldberg and julie the cat um they're a little dynamic with uh with food where he's just pumping her of uh pastries and donuts dude that that plate of that donut plate looks delicious though

this was he hits she what does she eat i forget which one he gives her like a like a uh an iced uh like an uh strawberry iced donut he's got a cannoli in there yeah that's it anyways it's it's all good and then even after she figures out what he's doing when they go to the dinner and he's like he's like oh you want my my steak he's like trying to feed her two steaks she's like stop it but no that's that's that was correct and then they brought uh the great scene where uh she's at practice and she's throwing up and coach orion you know the whole furball thing yeah great times that's that's good that's a good i mean you know coach orion is always coaching people up even if they're choking on furballs um but uh mine is the freshman in varsity like the beef and the back and forth prank war

because it's you know when when charlie hits him i gotta tell her to stop using horse turds and the recipes that's so good and then that that whole like where then the horse poop bag gets thrown around the lunchroom and it hits the cheerleader table that was really good the dine-in dash everything about the dine-in dash was good except for cowboy duane's dishwashing methods yeah um you know like that was the one thing that got missed on the fire ant attack you know not to you knowpick or anything, but I'm still trying to figure out how Charlie was able to dump the ants from a jar or vacuum, you know, vacuum to jar, jar to hose. The logistics of the fire ant dumping are going to forever bother me,

but we're going to move past it. But that, that whole, you know, know guys they have horses and then he comes like they end the fire ant scene with fucking cole jumping in being hogtied god it's good stuff it's really good stuff it's all yeah all right who's our winner the winner is hans the spirit guide yeah hans uh is Hans the Spirit Guide. Yeah. Hans, like I said earlier, Hans is amazing. Josh Oxlund's a legend. And you get... It's a shame he

couldn't come back for D2. He's being a big strudelhead. Yeah, it would have been nice to have him in all three. Like I mentioned before, now that we have Hans and Jan, there's a whole – the fact that Jan is nowhere to be seen in this third one raises a lot of questions. But Hans, spirit guy, he gives a lot of wisdom throughout this movie, even more so than in one.

Because now in one, he was just kind of um now he's pulling double duty with charlie um trying to get charlie's shit together there's that ketchup scene you mentioned where he's uh or is it is the ketchup scene or the the scene after that where he's talking about um there's only two people that can open a door so sadly. It's you and Dombey. That's the one where he comes in. And also he hits him with the good line where he's like, or is it you who is unwilling to change? Yeah, he tells Charlie that he should teach Coach Orion the way of the ducks. Charlie says the dude's not open to new new experiences

and yeah that's what it is and then uh yeah hans hits him with the question though charlie is are you yeah fantastic shit right there hans what a man and then he's uh he does the the the spirit guy he does the the the old man dying thing where he does the he has the whole um goodbye charlie as he's leaving yeah while he's listening to uh uh jv high school hockey on the radio fucking probably the ducks sucking it up is probably what killed him All right. Our next category is Brandon best couple. Best couple. My honorable mention is a scooter and the cat, which now that I have some fun nickname,

it feels like it could be like a sitcom. I'll say now that I said that out loud, that's the next, that's the, the name of my next band scooter and the cats. Yeah. That's yeah. That's a, that's a great band name right there.

You know, I used to not be a cat person. And I've come around, Brandon. You know, cats, you know, the whole litter box in the house, not a fan. Hate it. Hate everything about it. It's the worst. But you got to teach them how to go out teach them how to go outside there's some cats that do that well our neighbor cat sugar has been become public enemy number one cat jesse goes fucking feral if he sees her lurking at the back door and the irony

is that she is the tiniest sweetest little baby cat you can ever imagine but you know who also won me over his heart that's the problem she's too small you know she's just a sweet baby but our neighbor cats we had a cat set for the neighbors babs and bean dip my god fantastic fantastic kittens they would just cross me up like rubbing on me like one would hit the front one would hit the back and they'd just be very affectionate they were missing their owners. I would go on days that I didn't need to go just because they're next door. I'd walk the dogs and then just pop over there and just give them some pets and play with them a little bit.

Because I'm a good friend. I mean, sneaking into their house when you weren't invited. It's not exactly. It's going more than necessary to check on the cats, making sure their feelings of love. More than agreed upon. Well, whatever. We're fighting. All right. My honorable mention for best couple is the Riz master himself.

Skibbity Riz, I think is what they call that. Right? I don't think that's right. No, I'm pretty sure it's something like that. Skibbity Toilet, I think, is like a thing.

And then Riz is different. Oh, I thought Skibbity Riz was like Righteous Riz. But anyways, Charlie and Linda, their young love, how he wins her over on the bus bench. It's good stuff. After he was the worst. He took her to what you would consider the weirdest invited her to the weirdest first

ever hockey game to attend ever right she's never attended a hockey game before we talked about this in the the that part that episode part where it's yeah she she's she's never seen a hockey game before she doesn't know the rules she doesn't know what's going on. And then she shows up to that nine to nine fucking debacle of a game. She's got to be confused out of her mind. With Charlie melting down. Oh, my God. Just fucking. Anyways, you know, it's an honorable mention piece of this movie that we just haven't had a chance to talk about that i want to bring up and

i don't think we'll be able to talk about it anywhere in the future is portman's strip dance in the penalty box we talked about this at the in one of the one of the episodes but no i was saying there's no place for us to talk about this in the golden cakeys but portman stripping in the penalty box the band playing the song it was just that was wild yeah that was that was really wild stuff to take place in in the third installment but we just have to doesn't he strip in the penalty box in in d2 too doesn't he take his no i don't think i think they just ham it up i don't think he he because he doesn't in the locker room and he's like ripping his pads off and slamming him down well that that but i feel like i have to re-watch d2 but i feel like in d2 in the last iceland game when like him Kenny, and Fulton all go into the box,

I feel like they all take off their jerseys and throw it in the... I don't know. I don't know. Either way. Somebody's trying to get Portman shirtless, though, a lot, I feel like. The voice like that makes sense. But the winner of the best couple is gee and connie no shocker here no that's we we love their love story it's it's we are we are nothing beautiful love like it is not solid it is not

tainted it is just it is the epitome of all things love. And we love love. We do. We are nothing if not a Guy and Connie podcast. Yeah. And it's just, we love love. They should make, honestly, could you imagine the Hallmark movie about Guy and Connie's like love story? Dude. My God.

I'm in. I'm in. I'll write that. We did. I did watch, it it was it was not very good it was called checking it twice rough it was a rough hallmark yeah it was a hallmark movie about hockey player goes to like a small and ends up staying in like the people's like guest home and then you know hallmark movie things happen and then they fall in love and it's like the worst depiction of an airport i've ever seen those are the best low budget airport scenes are the best it's like have you ever been in an airport before

not one in any part of the world looks like this they all look and feel the same way it's just a sterile horrible place anyways it's just it's all right christmas in july dude is is it's it was it was in full effect when we were back for chicken days and so there was a lot of christmas in july i forget the fucking movies we watched dude we watched too many i'll work on uh i'll work on the gee and connie hallmark movie though all right it needs to be something because they've got kids now it needs to be for sure present day yeah all right we need something like uh like they're kind of you know they're on the fritz They're kind of having a rough patch

And we need either Charlie Or Bombay Like comes to visit for Christmas It has to be Charlie I think Yeah Why Charlie? It could be Bombay

I guess it could be Bombay Game changers they alluded to the the falling out so it'd have to be before the falling out i guess it could be after well the it bombay and charlie fell out either way it doesn't matter we're gonna keep it they they were all still talking to charlie the fallout was bay yeah well it would be one it would be one of them it wouldn't be both of them you know obviously that would we would or maybe that's how we maybe we knit both of both relationships back together with a salt mark movie done think of a think of a good name think of a good fun name, you know, like.

Hunting for goose eggs or something. I don't know. My God. All right. That is a good name. All right. The next category is best friendship. And we have to go quick because I am. Otherwise, I'm going to have to pause for a bathroom break because I drink too much tea and coffee today.

Best friendship. I am going with Russ and Dwayne for my honorable mention. bathroom break because i've drank too much tea and coffee today best friendship i uh i'm going with russ and duane for my honorable mention um like we talked about all the scenes where russ is uh um translating his interpreter yeah had to interpret it into country yeah what's he saying i don't know something about a shrinking sphincter they do and like they're i like to think that they're like dorm mates you know yeah you know i like to think that they're dorm mates and so they're just you know what a what a friendship that's blossoming there yeah it's beautiful is it um indeed to dune's the one they put the shaving cream on, right? Yes. Yeah. Yes.

My honorable mention is the bad guy duo of Rick and Cole. Fantastic jock, you know, enforcer, bad guy duo. Classic. Classic 90s bad guy duo. They got each other's back. There's the scene at the beginning where fucking Luis is creepily walking behind Rick's girlfriend.

And he checks him. Cole comes up and fucking checks him into the boards. You know, Luis with the crawl under the table upskirts scene. Real perv. Watch out for that Cuban missile missile man dangerous my god all right the real winner i really hope he's cuban otherwise it's gonna come off not real racist yeah uh damn it brandon all right the winner best friendship category is

Charlie and Fulton the best friend day that they have at the mall of America is fucking legendary amazing I said it in the episode it inspired a

Heath family like we literally went to the mall of america like and i it was it was my favorite trip i got two timberwolves jerseys my god starbury and garnett the one-two punch it's fantastic it's yeah it's a fantastic uh scene great little montage i'm throwing up you get the steve brill cameo where he goes oh my god that's right where's the weird old guy yeah i used to play hooky all the time too and now look at me i turned out great i work at a carnival yeah every time you gotta you gotta as soon as that guy says that you gotta really start

rethinking those life choices and then they also have uh there's that great there's a great uh scene where um his uh casey conway is driving him up and they pull up to the alley and he's oh yeah charlie walks up to him and he goes hey fulham you ever thought about shooting into the alley yeah that's that's good what about what about when after their best friend day and charlie's like you're going back aren't you let's just get out of here don't just go on and does like the sad look back he's like go on that's that's a great scene go on get get down what a journey what a journey all right fantastic all right next category is the pheasant of the team pheasant to the team there's honestly a lot of choices here pretty much everybody everybody was bringing not their a game no i went i went with bombay for my honorable mention though because

the dude timing communication his lack of communication really fucking set this whole thing in motion. We could have avoided every single issue that came up. Could have been avoided with just a five-minute conversation. Yep. I agree. I agree. Not waiting until the last second to tell him you're leaving. Giving them any information about coach orion

you know he really messed that up for sure um mine was kenny never saw him in the videos on the ice terrible trash talk gets rocked by the dude it just you know kenny sorry man getting picked on the whole time he just uh what was the rough go of it what was his trash talk do you remember hey number 44 you you don't you don't you don't play real good i did used to use that all the time though like it was in the arsenal but anyways the winner of the pheasant of the team is charlie the little bitch conway himself like my god charlie get it together sad boy chuck man oh geez you know he just he needed to take all that riz that he was given to linda needed to put it on the ice i think think I mentioned this in the episodes,

but this is a good glimpse into Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson. That was a fucking mouthful. Dawson's Creek, Joshua Jackson. You said that like Fred Armisen's baby impression. Like, Dawson's, do you want to do the dawson's quick try to say dawson's creek joshua jackson like two times though it's dawson's creek joshua jackson josh and see it's hard it's harder than it sounds okay all right you win i did a fair point but this is you know with the the movie is especially like i was on re-watching it last night

we sent me the meme of was that you that sent me the meme of just like josh jackson was 15 his teacher was 33 and they're banged on the first episode of dawson's creek like what what that's where that's where that show starts it starts where do you go from there my god I couldn't believe it it's fucked up dude anyways it's just like every teacher in Houston when I lived there

my god you just see those articles all the time I mention that too but anyways but you put that scene when Bombay tells him that he's not coming to coach you get some real you put that scene when Bombay tells him that he's not coming to coach. You get some real, you get that emotional. Heartfelt. Yeah.

That on the verge of tears, that acting. Yeah. You know, he's a real thespian. Yeah. Through and through. All right. Well, the, the, the, you know, Brandon to every action, we need an equal and bigger reaction.

So if we've got a pheasant of the team, do you remember that? Averman to Charlie when they were responding to the varsity? Physics. Anyways, so now next category is Team MVP. Most Valuable Primate. Great movie. Did you see it's on

Amazon Prime now, for free? Wasn't it for free when we oh maybe it was i don't know was it on prime then yeah yeah i definitely watched it on amazon i remember that for sure i think it was free still you know what movie i bought with my uh movie my digital credits uh that i completely forgot about suburban commando that whole hogan joint jesus classic dude team mvp i went with julie julie the cat yeah you know because she uh no she gave up nine goals no she didn't she gave up five and then they pulled her remember yeah that's true but still well the defense was rough like she should not she should not have been three on one for one straight period that's fucking crazy and they didn't they didn't allow a shot on goal for the first two periods so she's

out there you know on her own just bored out of her goddamn mind anyways yeah julie the cat she she really did it was good to see julie the cat really come into her own this movie and get that playing time she deserved you know being that brick wall from maine finally you know uh my mvp i'm on a little Off shoot here Banks So good That he made varsity You know

Normally celebrated Here Third line varsity Might as well not even be on the team Jeez Alright whatever You know just Don't let

Brandon's haterade Impact your You know Banks is probably The best player on the team Oh he's For sure the best player On the team Without a question But's for sure the best player on the team, without question. But he did get kicked off of varsity.

They kicked him off. Because they were just being... They just didn't want a traitor in their midst. But the winner of the team MVP is the leader, the defensive ace,

the myth, the myth the legend Greg Goldberg Brandon's favorite most valuable player Greg Goldberg defensive ace leader he clears the zone like I've never seen before. Game-winning goal of the game of games. Like, my God. His leadership knows no bounds, Zach Gregg. I get trying to egg me on and play it up. But the fact that you're so willing to just flat-out lie in the process of doing it says a lot about your integrity heath you know i can't believe you would call my journalistic integrity into question well i mean you're not you're no capital j that's for sure that's that is hurtful but goldberg the only reason it's good it's good for you to finally

admit it brandon that's all i'm saying the only reason i'm allowing this um as the way allowing him to get the MVP Is because of the goal He gets the game winning goal Even though he's terrified and Denver wants to do it again He gets the game winning goal I wouldn't call him a defensive ace He is

Miles Miles better At defense than he was at goal Miles better Defensive ace miles better at defense than he was at goalie though miles better defensive ace all right um he's definitely not a leader though he's the opposite of a leader he's like he's a locker room cancer he's a winner he's a leader he's a nutritionist man of many talents he's a locker room cancer he's the he's the lebron james of the LeBron James of the Mighty Ducks. Oh, my God, dude.

Don't even get me started. I hate LeBron James' leadership. It's just he's the fucking worst. Don't even get me started, Brandon. Don't even get me started, dude. His fake patriotism. My God. Don't even get me started on that, dude.

Did you see the free throw contest he did? No. I don't even want. Dude, dude. So he uh apparent apparent so he shoots right-handed yeah he's shot right-handed his entire fucking life apparently he does he like writes and does other stuff left-handed i don't know if that's a actually true or not but so he challenged he challenged team usa to a free throw contest where you use your non-dominant hand. And because he writes left-handed, his non-dominant hand was his right hand.

So he shot with his right hand. Everybody else shot with their left hand. So he won the contest. That says everything you need to know about LeBron. And then if you watch the video after he wins, he puts a crown on himself. He goes. Look it up. It's amazing.

It's amazing. Brandon, I just. I'm trying to be nice. It's like the kid. It's the kid. I respected LeBron as when he first came into the league. I was all in. But my God.

And I loved the heat move but it just he's the worst he's the worst leader he's the worst like locker room he would have a hundred titles if he was a good leader it's the kid it's the kid uh like at recess on the playground who like is just constantly changing the rules oh my god yes like dude who put you no one put you in charge like no one's listening to you get the fuck out of here like you're right-handed lebron we've seen you shoot right-handed no i right with my left fuck you dude now that's oh my god i hate him for that actually it's amazing you should look i'll try to find the tweet that that i saw it on I'll send it to you it was amazing my god alright he's the worst

are you pumped for Russell though the true Russell Russell Westbrook in Denver on the Nuggies dude you gotta let Russ cook Russ and Harden that whole nightmare I don't know just everyone sucks

that's true this is really, we're at that point where, you know, we just need, we need new blood. This generation of the NBA was, was rough to get through.

Yeah, it was. It was my least favorite. I'm hoping Wimby is not a fucking punk ass bitch. All right. Can I move us on to the next category? This is why you say i'm badass because you don't let me do it i'm just you interrupt me over and over again without

allowing my stuff my stuff's important though i'm just trying to let russ cook you know oh my god stole my line the next category is biggest missed opportunity we can go quick in this one brandon go quick opportunity i mean honestly there's a lot this movie this movie i i think you said it earlier it's fun this movie's fun it's not yeah good but it's fun it's an enjoyable watch it's a fun kids movie for sure in third ninja turtles second three ninjas you know this is like the second three ninjas that where they changed the kids characters before they changed them back to the originals that's what this movie reminds me of i mean they have well they have it's it's all

they have the ogs on in this movie though but so but that that speaks to my point though is um bringing more kids back would have been uh would have been tight like i missed having a full roster would have been good yeah but like i missed jesse it's a shame jesse wasn't in this one yeah um you know uh carp bringing car back would have been tight that would have been great or even tommy and tammy you know Yeah. I'm trying to think. Who did we lose from D2 other than Jesse? Did we lose anybody else? No.

But Jesse's the main one. I miss Jesse. Jesse was tight. Yeah, we needed Jesse the enforcer back. Mine was, speaking of bringing people back, I think we should have done a Tibbles cameo. That would have been tight. Like a little Tibbles could have gotten sprinkled inbles cameo that would have been tight like a little little

tibbles could have gotten sprinkled in there somewhere you know yeah he could yeah he could have done some with the boosters you know yeah or the the the courtroom scene he could have brought tibbles in or something that would have been nice yeah exactly as a team manager but anyways you know who they should have brought back is goddamn young yeah that would have been good too yeah but the winner of the biggest missed opportunity is less practice and scrimmaging and more games for the love of fucking god i've kind of beaten it to death but my god more hockey games more realistic like this makes sense we all understand how youth sports work like it's not just the fucking regular season games are not a tune-up for the jv varsity

showdown that's not how the season works the accuracy i'm not super concerned with just because there's never going to be like a like a hockey accurate movie it's just not going to happen it's you know anyways but more hockey games for sure would have been it could have sent a similar to the first two with the hockey yeah anyways all right last category this comes from game changers too so we can go quick but it is the best flow who's your honorable mention uh he is my honorable mention kenny woo his hair in this movie actually was he's got some good flow like dude there's no bad flows honestly yeah that's i mean fulton's wasn't bad right like yeah he's got that bandana yeah yeah i i liked cole's little he's got like the brillo pad on top of the shave you know he's got that whole thing going on even scooter scooter scott white with the short hair

yeah well he's got like the stereotypical like bad guy high school quarterback here yeah um not the gunner stall um or yeah and that's i was thinking rick but yeah some kind of short hair cut though but yeah um but yeah he was my honorable mention um but yeah but the winner is coach o'ryan coach o'ryan uh was swagged out in this movie he's got the flow i know i talked about it when he when it came up during the uh the parts but his uh nhlpa sweaters that he has he's got the red one and the blue one yeah i noticed it this time i need to find those i want i want that fucking quarter zip sweater it's so sick dude so sick all right brandon that wraps up our main categories do we want to do our superlatives super lightning quick uh sure sure let's do it all right we're

gonna rapid fire you go first i'll follow right after you we can do a quick explanation if we need to and three two one most likely to succeed um succeed is pro how yeah i'll go with rick um his dad's got a yacht you know yeah that's it that's how it is right like the rich people succeed poor people stay poor that's how welcome to the united states of america i put julie the cat sharp top student you know know, like she's got, she's emotionally mature. We figured that out in D2. Right. So, you know, Julie the cat, she'll figure it out. Most likely to commit tax fraud. It's one of my favorite categories.

That's gotta be one of the rich guys too. Right. That's gotta be, it's gotta be a Rick. We'll go Rick again. I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna, I gonna hit rick for all these okay that's fine all right rick's dad okay yeah for sure right like that's how they got rich yacht dad yep yeah dad uh mr or miss congeniality yeah okay rick doesn't do this one. This is Dwayne probably with his unwavering optimism. And it's true. We did highlight that. Yeah.

He was innocent obliviousness, you know? Yeah. Yeah. I did Connie. Cause like, you know, she's she like,

you know, she always tries hard. She's a doer. She's a trier. She's nice. Yeah. Can't go wrong with Connie. Connie's nice. I'm most likely to win She's nice. Yeah. Can't go wrong with Connie. Connie's nice.

Most likely to win the Hunger Games. Ooh. That's a good one. I'm going to go... I'm going to double it up again. I'm going to go Dwayne for this one. Really? That's an interesting

answer. Solely for the roping the roping scene with uh with cole where he uh he chases him down on a horseback and he throws him up well he says it'd be more fun for me if you ran so there's like that dude like he's got some sick shit in him and we established in d2 uh duane always comes strapped you know he's always got that rope on him yeah dude that's wild um i said portman that's probably an easy answer but dude after that striptease scene looking at that uh he's got the he's got the constant little tidbit one-liners i'm gonna do i'm gonna do i'll do russ so you can do yours because i know yours is gonna be yeah mine's averman of course yeah yeah yeah starts with a W all day

wussies most likely to grow a playoff beard ooh playoff beard all the varsity guys were clean shaven I know I want to say Cole though because I feel like cole would grow a disgusting like

weird looking blonde beard you know you know what i'm talking about yeah and i'll be like dude gross you gotta shave that and he's like no it's good luck i'd go with either cole or scooter okay scooter pie because goalies goalies are real weird like that they're very superstitious so if you know i feel like he would do that to you because the question is are they clean Scooter Pie. Because goalies are real weird like that. They're very superstitious. So I feel like he would do that to you. Because the question is, are they shaving themselves clean? Or can they just not grow beards yet because they're in high school? It's going to be either one.

Most likely to become a travel blogger. That's a fucking question. That's a good one. Why don't we still do this fucking question?'s a good one why do we still do this fucking question it's good I got no idea I'll do mine it's Rick's girlfriend she has travel blogger

written all over her maybe her and Luis going to Cuba you know who I'm going to go with I'm going to go with Linda oh you know what okay Linda's actually a good one yeah okay yeah yeah maybe not a blogger but she's the girl where she would be like an eat pray love type of writer you know yeah yeah well i was thinking she's the she's the girl who um every time she goes anywhere on instagram she lets you know you know oh yeah and or or like is she like the person that fully

adopts it too like comes back after the summer it's like yeah well in europe you know she's uh oh my god from real bros from real bros yeah when she what's it because she goes to spain she studies abroad in spain she's like uh she starts to do the accent the spain accent yeah she's like sorry guys i'm just still so jet logged from my my spain trip two months ago the other girl what time do you guys eat dinner now what time is dinner i'm sorry the in spain we don't eat till like 11 you know oh so good all right the the i forget fuck what is her name but the the other girl the redheaded girl with the facial expression she's my favorite danny she's the best her and johnny are my two favorite characters she's all if i have to listen to

this bitch say one more thing about spain i'm gonna roundhouse kick her in the face and she's like oh really got her facial expression all right last category brandon most fun at recess oh most fun at recess i'm gonna go russ there's a couple there a couple of good choices you could go with. Yeah. I mean, I'm going with our man that's Mr. Ropin himself. A couple of Dwayne. You know what I mean? I feel like he, you know, I don't know. I feel like Dwayne would get it going, maybe.

But Russ would, you know what? Russ would probably have the good ideas, and then Dwayne would start, you know, since have the good ideas and then Dwayne would start, you know, since they're best buds now, Dwayne would start roping. Russ would have the idea, Dwayne's packing the rope. Yeah. And the rope game they do to start off

practice. Seems like a fucking hoot. Yeah. Anyways, Brandon, that's it. That's our journey through D3. It's over. it's done with you know it's the final countdown it's the golden cakeys we're out of movies we're out of movies yeah now we just gotta you know keep stretching to all the chaos in the animated series yeah we're so so next up we're we're gonna do a couple other – we're going to do a handful of side projects, other movies that these actors and actresses have been in.

Like we're going to do – we got a Dwayne movie lined up. We got a Charlie movie. We have a Coach O'Ryan movie that'm i'm pumped about that'll be good love it um we're gonna do we are gonna do um i'm not sure when we are gonna do miracle uh here let's go oh yeah that was a listener requested listener requested and there is a tie tie-in um this is bob miller level tie-ins though yeah the guy who played um the uh goalie the iceland goalie in d2 is is in miracle i believe he plays he's the guy who plays o'callaghan yeah man i haven't seen that movie in forever but so there is a time but so we'll do miracle we'll do we got a whole bunch of clubs and then yes then we'll um we're going to tackle the

animated series that's the next big thing that'll be a endeavor yeah it's going to be a journey it is for anybody anybody who has not seen that before that animated series is fucking bonkers it is but before that we i i promised you heath we would do season one of dawson's creek yes dude let's go so we'll do that um probably around christmas time we'll do a couple episodes on season one of dawson's creek let's go um i mean it's gonna be amazing i think at least the first five because after the preview from the meme, I'm all the way in. But anyways, Cat Jesse is in here screaming at me, speaking

to cats from earlier. He's yelling at me to wrap this shit up. I think I forgot to feed him this morning. Yeah, I forgot to do a lot of things this morning. Listen, I'm home alone this weekend. I'm not doing anything normal i'm just i'm just you know chilling and i'm a chill bill getting chick-fil-a fucking delivered

re-watching d3 in the morning don't tell kelly i got chick-fil-a she's not a fan okay she doesn't listen to the pod. Yeah, I figured. Alright, any last thoughts on D3? Great movie, better than I remember. What a journey. Thank you. you