The Cake Eaters - 95. Idle Hands

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

Heath & Brandon go over a movie that somehow missed their radar when it came out, 1999's Idle Hands. The boys talk through day-time tabloid talk shows, Elden Henson crushing his role as Pnub, Jessica Alba, The Offspring and Blink-182 cameos, and the sheer wildness of Idle Hands. Follow us on Instagram @thecakeeaterspod Email us at [e-mail]

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makes up into now so don't debate i'll play it straight you know he really doesn't get it anyway doesn't get it anyway. Gotta play that field and keep it real. For you now, Wayne. So you're not gonna finish the chorus? For you now, Wayne. I'm just, I'm getting a little burnt out. Oh, the Ricky Lake line. So if you don't wait, just overcompensate,

at least you'll know you can always go on Ricky Lake. You remember those shows growing up? My God. Ricky Lake was the best one. Oh, it really was. Heidi was a fan of Ricky Lake. She, we liked Ricky Lake. We like Maury.

Maury was okay. Yeah. Ricky, Ricky knew what she was doing though. Once, once Jerry hit though, I was all in on Jerry Jerry Jerry. I was like, how old was I? I was like eight years old in my living room after American gladiators Jerry Jerry Jerry. I was all in. Celebrity death match.

That's on that was on Paramount Blast. I just canceled my subscription. Now you just need me 90 shows. I'll name your 90 shows. Oh, why did I sing that song? Brandon? Oh, you sing that song because we're talking, welcome to the podcast. Everybody. This is the cake eaters. I've got the Heathster with me on Brandon and we are talking about Idle Hands, the 1999 classic. And the reason you say, well, you half-heartedly saying the offspring there

is because the offspring is in this movie, Heath. They're the band at the very end. I don't know if you are familiar with the offspring enough to know that that was them. Oh, I did not pick up on that in the slightest. Oh yeah. You're unbelievable. up on that in the slightest. You're unbelievable. But they're in the movie and then they're also like every song that plays in this movie is an offspring song. Not everyone, but.

I have purchased so many stupid movies because it was basically the same price as renting them for our podcast. And then I was like, you know what? I don't want to buy another dumb movie for this podcast. I'm just going to rent it. And so I rented this movie and oh, do I regret that decision Brandon.

Cause I, I don't know how this movie missed my orbit. Kelly was making fun of me today. I described this movie and she was like, so you've never seen this movie before? I was like, no. Neither of us have. This, this got past both of us. I can't believe it.

I cannot believe it. It is, it is my new favorite horror movie of all time. I just won't, I can't tell anyone. Right. It's a great, it's a great, I would say way more about me than I would want it to. Well, the whole, the whole time I was watching this movie, I was like, he, he is Anton. This is, he's going to relate to this guy a lot, you know If anything i'm Fulton

No, no, no, no, no, you're not you're not you're not panub We got no it's panub We we got it. We got it. So So the reason we're doing this movie is because Fulton Reed Elden Henson is in this movie. He crushes it. He plays rushes it. He plays pun up. It's not P nub. I had that same exact that I was like his name's P nub. But then every time you hear somebody say his name, they say it as like one word, pun up, which is that's how it's spelled to P N U B. Yeah.

Which I, what the fuck is that name about? This movie was, it was just so hilariously unhinged. I like it was in three different spots. I put, this is just the most 99 movie I've ever fucking seen. Like think about, think about like woods, like it's Woodstock 99. It's the movie we just did. Cruel intentions came out in 99, like 19, like the like height of heights of the attitude era, like 1999, like it is just like the perfect encapsulation of the times and somehow, but video store just like, you know, it's an underground movie.

If your video store didn't carry it, then you never fucking saw it, you know? Um, and somehow I never saw this movie my whole life, but my God, um, it, it's fantastic. I didn't see it either. Yeah. So through my purview, which is crazy because 1999 when this came out, um, I would have been right right in the middle of my ducks fandom. It's got fucking um folding read in it and this 13 Devin saw is the main character in this he was in final destination, which I think came out the same year

1999 right and I was a I was a huge Final Destination fan. Dude, Kelly just barely missed that Final Destination wreck that happened right over here by Golden where the truck carrying all the pipes rolled over and rolled the pipes over and killed all those people. Tell her to be careful. He's coming. She came back in in a very final destination moment. She left, went out to our car and then came back in to grab some shit and then went back out and miss the wreck by like three minutes. So you have a very final destination moment in our lives.

A while back, clock is ticking. Whatever that was. Clock is ticking. This is going to sound really bad if she actually does die. I apologize. My God, Brandon. You just, what did I say? You just take it just, just a little bit too far. All right. But like, But wait, I was super into, I was super into Final Destination. My dad made the mistake of taking me to see that in the theaters when I was eight years old, hooking or on. When did can't hardly wait come out? That was nine. That one had been 99, maybe 98.

It was right around this time. And so I was all in on Seth Green. 98. So it was a yeah. 98. Yeah. I was like, can't hardly wait was one of my favorites as a kid. That's the one thing this movie was missing. It was those goggles, dude. I mean, he had the beer bottles sticking out of his head there. So I don't know. I just, Jessica Alba. Dude.

What? Like, my God. Vivica A. Fox. Vivica A. Fox. Jessica Alba, when she showed up in this movie, cause I didn't, uh, I didn't know she was in this. Did you? No, I didn't. And I wasn't paying attention to like the, the names on the credits. So when she rode by on the fucking bike, I was like, no way, dude, no way.

And then she spends the rest of the time in fucking, um, you know, pajama shorts or a, or a nightie angel outfit. You know, like the jammies, pajama shorts or a, or a 90 angel outfit. Yeah. Just the most 1999 movie ever over, overly sexualized, nobody stoner humor.

Nobody should be allowed to be that good looking. That should be a crime. Oh my God. It's dude. His inhaler pipe is almost as good as the inhaler pipe. It's almost as good. It's almost as good as cruel intentions. It's the the cross with the coconut. My God. It was what a tandem of movies selected here. Imagine like my God.

Imagine you had you were rocking both of those double necks double necklaces dude like you are the festival, you were rocking both of those double necks, double necklaces. Dude, like you are the festival. If you're rocking that as dual necklaces. So like Mike is like, Oh, you having a inhale? Yeah. I'm having an inhaler attack. Wait, not an asthma attack.

I knew what you meant. I got you. Smart, smart. Um, Dude, what did you think? Okay, hold on. I got stuck on this for a second. He was watching cartoons while listening to a cassette. He had so much like stimulation going on. It was unbelievable. He slept listening to a cassette with the headphones on,

which like sleeping with headphones on is uncomfortable, is a psycho, psychotic behavior in general. Um, incredibly uncomfortable. I don't know how you could do it. And then listening to a cassette to sleep with the headphones on is wild. And the wild, the even wilder thing is when he wakes up, the music is still playing, which means it had to have stopped at some point in the night. He woke up and put it back in. And he flipped it over. Well, I also wrote down, what the fuck is this dude doing in the attic? Well, that house easily has six rooms and he's in the attic.

Well, he did pimp out the attic, but the reason he was up and it was still going is cause he just spent the whole night murdering his. Spoiler spoiler. He spoiled. That was like the house, the house, the, the mom, the mom and dad scene was ridiculous that I wrote down in my notes, this, this fucking bitch is dialing way too slow when she would grab the phone to do nine one one, she's like, slow. When she grabbed the phone to do nine one one, she's like, dude. And the outfit that he leaves his house in to go get more weed from Seth Green

is mom slippers, underwear, yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Just it was, and then, and then goes through the glass, the ground floor window to get into the basement. I fucking loved everything. And then they through the ground floor window to get into the basement. I fucking loved everything. And then they're like, dude, oh my God. It comes in.

He's like, Oh, my parents have been missing for two days. Hey, I haven't seen my parents for like a week, man. It was just insane. And so and so the scene when he kills, uh, the, when the, when the mom finds the dad dead, there's blood all over the floor. Um, and then when, when the mom gets sucked under the bed and the dad is there, the blood in this movie was one of my complaints because it was, it was as if everybody was like a gusher that was just filled with blood. Cause the, the, the, the sound and then the amount of

blood that comes out of the bed from under the bed when the mom dies was very unsettling. But, but he's, but so he's, he said a couple of days, right? So he's going through the house, just not paying attention to all the blood that's all over the fucking house. The cats eating an eyeball. I, I, I know that was cause I literally put it, I was like, this is his level of clueless storm. Stoner is almost observant at this point, but listen to the tagline for this movie and that then it'll make that make more

sense because it, the tagline is the film that gives horror movies the finger. Oh yeah. There's there's another tagline that they say at the end of the trailer. Do you, did you, did you watch the trailer? No, we, we went a couple of days with that between watching the movie and recording this episode. So I like to refresh it. I would like, I watched the trailer. But at the end of the trailer, it says, uh,

a touching tale between a boy and his hands. A teenager slacker, a teenage slackers right hand becomes possessed with murderous intent. The fact that it's his hand that gets possessed because their idol is just, his hand that gets possessed because their idol is just, it's the most absurd premise for a movie that I've like ever heard of. And then the fact that Fulton and Seth Green are just the most degenerate stoners just in like the boob bong that they had.

Did you hear the conversation they were having when he slides in the window? I can't remember it. Fulton, the fault, it's the end of the cover. It's the end of the conversation when he slides in. But he slides in and Fulton's line that he says is, uh, if your mom had teeth, she wouldn't suck dick so well. Oh, yeah. And then he's like, he's like, he doesn't have any weed. Or he tells Anton he doesn't have any weed.

And Anton's like, and he told me you were holding. He's like, I didn't tell you what I was holding. And then he grabs his dick. What do you think about him being like, you see us out there dancing to Hanson and they're talking about the dance. Grooving to Hanson and drool is what he says. Yeah. Oh my God, dude.

They also made a red shoe diary reference. Did you hear that? My God, that was fantastic. There's so many, there's so many good one lines, one line as I have. Um, oh, also I do want to say the greatest scene in this movie and maybe in cinematic history, right? Is when he is, he's back at home, he's got, he's finally got some weed, right? He's rolling a joint. He turns to the dog and he has the dog lick it to finish. Oh my God. That was amazing. That was amazing. But the. No, that's what he listened to them because he was like, dude, makes nutmeg and oregano

and that's what he fucked up. And so he literally dude when the cops pull him over for littering, that was pretty fucked up. Yes. That's my idea. I was the making a regular is when he has the dog, but the dog licking the joint is amazing. Yeah. So that dog that dog deserves an Oscar.

That dog was crushing it in this movie. The scene where he's like hearing noises or whatever, and he like, dog out first. That was so, I put, that was so fucked up, dude, the sacrifice. I did. The only thing missing from his baloney sandwich was some craft singles and some potato chips. You know, like that was otherwise that was a, that was a solid. But the one line, we can come back to the one line.

There's just so many good one liners. What about P Nub as As usual, marijuana saves an otherwise disastrous day. Pnub's got some good ones. Pnub, I should say. No, sorry. Yeah. Seth Green has the line when they find out the hands possessed and he's like coming after Devin Sellers coming after him and he's like, he's like, dude, if OJ can get away with it, I think you could too.

He's like, dude, if OJ can get away with it, I think you could too. And then Jessica Alba calls him Baby Stakes as like a pet name. That was weird. He calls her Baby Stakes later on in the movie too. But then she says, there's this scene where they're making out on the bed or whatever and her parents come home. And she's like shooing him out of the house and she's like, you know, uh, making out on the bed or whatever. And her parents come home and, uh, he's like, she's like shooting them out of the house and she's like, you need to get out of here. I don't think my parents would appreciate me would appreciate some dirty bloody boy banging their daughter.

Cause he's like covered in blood. I also wait, hold on. Sorry. My turn. Cause I love what Pernub is like, don't you watch the news and Anton's like, dude, I hate that fucking show. Oh, that's good. Oh, wait, sorry. One other, you, maybe you were going to do this one, but then I'll let you go. But Panab where he's like, this ain't Domino's you lazy bitch. Come get it yourself. That's a great

one. That's a great one. But no, there's a I wasn't gonna mention that one. But there's another Seth Green one. Well, there's there's two Seth Green ones. One, when they come when they come back, you know, they're undead or whatever. Yeah, he's like, we're undead. And they're like, and then I was like, what are you talking about? What happened? And he's like, well, we were there. And we saw this light and light was like, Come here, come here, come here. And then we, we didn't go it was super fucking

far. It was way too far. And then there's another one where it's, it's, it's when he's trying to get them all to go to the dance, right? Because the track down the hand because the hands going to the dance. And he's like, he's like screaming at Seth Green, and Fulton and he's like screaming at, uh, Seth Green and Fulton and he's like, we gotta go, we gotta go. And he's like, starts into this speech and Seth Green cuts him off at like the first sentence.

He was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Kevin Costner speeches. Let's just go. Yes. Cause I got what's, uh, what's your favorite Kevin Costner movie? My favorite Kevin Costner movie. Oh God. Um, sorry. I know that's kind of random.

I can, you can think about it because I assume it's hard. There's so many good ones. Shit. Um, mine's mine's kind of unhinged, but fuck. I mean, he's got so many like dances with wolves, feel the dreams, water world. Oh, I water world is mine. Water world is mine. I fucking love water world. Crushes it. Um, a bull Durham is fucking great. Oh yeah. Bull Durham is probably number two. You ever watched the Guardian with him and Ashnikutra? That's a great one too.

No, but no, you were right though. This fucking, oh my God, dude, hold on. We almost forgot. It's my Joe bong. Mighty Joe bong. To answer your question, I'll go bull Durham. Bull Durham is probably my favorite. Bull Durham is good. Um, uh, dude, there's so many good fucking one liners. Yeah, there's somebody good with, um,

yeah, I've been a little bitter about the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it. the getting killed by my best friend thing, but I've had time to get over it. Well, the PNUB when it's when PNUB, it's just crazy that he fucking kills his parents and then his friends come over because he killed his parents and then he kills his friends. He literally decapitates his friend. He decapitates. Yeah. With song. And he jabs the beer bottle into set. It's just, it's, oh my God. And when they are playing, when they, when two live crew music video comes on

and they're like, I thought they were super banned. Are you talking about Pop That Coochie? Pop That Coochie, Pop That Cooochie. Hey, pop that coochie. Dude. And I remember that like rumor that it got banned from, like, didn't it get banned from MTV and that's why they said that. Like I thought it actually got banned. I, I don't think it was, I don't think it stayed banned, but I think that, yeah, they took it off the air for a while.

Yeah. Oh my God. Uh, but, uh, the cat eating the eyeball was definitely fucked up. Yeah. He, he, oh my God. When he opens up the food bag and they have earrings. From burger jungle, dude. Yeah. The twins, dude, the twins ears. That was, this movie was like,

do you want to know a finally unhinged? Do you want to know a fun fact about burger jungle? twins, dude, the twins ears. That was this movie was like, do you want to know? Finally unhinged. Do you want to know a fun fact about burger jungle? What's that? So when he's it's later, it's the later half of the movie, when he's like running into burger jungle, and he like is working. He's trying to talk to the his neighbor, right? Yeah. And he's like running through burger jungle. And he goes up, he runs into the back and he goes up to the right? Yeah. And he's like running through burger jungle and he goes up, he runs into the back and he goes up to the drive-through

and he tells a dude to go on break. Did you see who that was? Uh-uh. The dude he tells to go on break is Tom DeLong from Bollink 182. Oh, no way. Yeah. Oh, I never thought I'd die alone.

I left the loudest hood of none. Yeah. And then, yeah, the offspring- Did you trace the chord back to the wall? All the offspring were in this movie, Heath, that you didn't even notice. How do you not notice the offspring? They have to be one of the most recognizable bands. The dude has bleach blonde hair. Theirist. I believe his name to noodles Dude, one of the one of them members of the band's it might be noodles if I'm remembering correctly was the janitor at their high school Well, just some offspring fun facts for everybody because it's amazing it's a ridiculous band

Hey the part that like was also super insane to me is he has a funeral in the backyard for his two best friends and his parents. He literally goes, we're gathered here today because you're all dead. Oh, another thing I loved was he would, when Jessica Albert drops her like song book or whatever and he picks it up, he's like reading it as he walks back while like walking into her place or whatever. But and he's sitting there and he's going, Oh man, these are really good. But then it shows him like scrolling through and he's going so fast. There's no way he could have read any of that. But he's like, Oh, these are really good. But then it shows him like scrolling through and he's going so fast. There's no way he could have read any of that,

but he's like, Oh, these are amazing. I love them. When, um, oh my God, sorry. When he also, when they, he tries to call the cops before he kills them, like when they, when they're like, it's first just dawning on them that he's the killer because like he found a piece of the shirt and he's like, Oh, the killer was wearing my clothes. The killer was wearing me. But then like, uh, I think it's Seth Green calls nine one one. He's like, there's something wrong with my friend. I think he smokes a nutmeg.

Did you hear, did you hear what he said before that though? So him, uh, him, and, uh, him and Fulton are sitting there and they're like, they're realizing he's the killer. And Seth Green turns to Fulton. He goes, dude, dude, we need to call 911. What's the number? I miss that. It was just like the whole, the hand becoming possessed and killing everyone. And it just, this- Then he chops it off and throws it in a microwave?

Oh my God. It was, he ties his- Did you see what he tried? So wait, before you go, did you see what he tries? When he's hooking up with Jessica Alba and he ties his hand up? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that too. But when he comes back and he's trying to cut off his hand, right? The first, one of the, I don't know if it's the first thing, but it's one of the first couple of things he grabs is the bagel. Did you see the brand of the bagel guillotine? It had a safety on it so you couldn't chop your end off.

That made me laugh out loud. The bagel guillotine that was, um, dude, the dude with the big truck I have that was like the Satan expert that they were trying to get his quiet riot t-shirt was fire. Yeah. And then he's always listening to, uh, uh, shout out the devil. Yeah. The other line, the other great line from Seth Green is, uh, it's after he like cuts his hand off, or Devon Solla cuts his hand off and they go to, I think Pinobe's house to like get first aid stuff or whatever. Yeah.

And they're like, okay, we'll be right back. And he's like, they're like walking out the door and Seth Green goes, catch you on the flip flop. Dude, when they come back possessed, it is the funniest shit ever. Wait, with the brew, the brew, the microwave burritos, dude, the girl talking about the twins that got killed. Do you remember what she says? No.

Do you want to try it? She goes, she goes, they asked me on a double date and I thought they were tards cause there's only one of me. So I told them to go blow each other. That's right. She was feeling bad about like, she was doing an interview with the cops or something. No, she was talking to, uh, the, the, the neighbor, the truck guy,

cause he was hitting on her. Oh my God. It was, that was the, because there's only one of me. It was, that was because there's only one of me. It was, oh my God. And, oh my God. Anyways. Oh, the, the other. So if we get to, if we get to the dance, right.

If we move to the dance, one thing I have to say, poor, poor Tanya, who's the, like Jessica Alba's friend, who mistakenly makes out with a dead guy. Cause she's making out with peanut butter all the time. And then she just gets just killed in the worst possible way. But also when the, there's another great one. When the hand is like running around the school, like killing like he kills the couple in the car. And then he there's like a teacher who's like in his office, or maybe it might have been the principal or whatever. Yeah, but he's

in his office. He's on the phone, right? And at first, at first, he's like, has an aggressive tone. He's asking to speak to a supervisor. And you're like, Oh, what is he talking about? And then it shifts into he's on a phone sex hotline. Yeah. To ask to be on a phone sex hotline and ask for the supervisor. Like, I don't know why that was so fucking hilarious to me with that. Like is one of the most amazing things from this movie. He's on a phone sex hotline music. Can I speak to your manager? Dude, and then I can't remember who gets the knitting needle through the

head, but that's rough. That's one of the cops cops. Yeah. And then the other one gets taste in the face. I don't know which one's worse. It's the cops went down rough, but they were the worst. So that kind of, uh, oh my God. And when they put the, yeah, anyways, um, So that kind of, uh, oh my God. And when they put the, yeah, anyways, um, that when my least favorite part of the movie was when Fulton eats a burrito. Ooh. Yeah, that was, that was, that was, that was too much.

They went way too, that was so unnecessary because there's a bean burrito and they went real hard on that and I really hated that. Seeping out of his tape, duct taped neck. Yeah. The, the Satan dude and Vivica A Fox was really good stuff because she was like, now that's done time for the celebration sex or whatever. That was really funny. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. Vivica was, Vivica was great. She was some sort of like, like crazy priestess,

right? Is that what she said? Yes. Yes. And I can't believe that they fucking crushed him. Like that's how, like he wakes up in the hospital and the full body cast with Jessica Alba because Fulton fucking, fucking saves him. And that's, that's how it came full circle though. Cause he got his dream. He's remember at the beginning of the movie. Yeah, he was like I just want to lay around and have a hot girl take care of me at the end of the movie That's exactly what he gets. I put in saying ending that's called

storytelling he storytelling My final thought my notes was insane ending to an absurd movie. Oh Gosh This insane ending to an absurd movie. Oh gosh. Oh, the other thing is when they get to the dance, right? Pnub and Mick, Seth Green and Fulton, they're at the dance and everybody's like, oh, sick costumes, guys.

Oh my God. And there's one line right when they get there, and Tanya comes up to Panub and is like, come on, let's go dance. And she touches his head or whatever, and he goes, oh, careful, it's down on tight. And then another line is after they're like the punch bowl or whatever. And they're like, she's like making out with him. And then she runs back onto the dance floor and Seth Green is like yelling at Fulton. He's like, what the fuck are you doing?

You're dead. That's illegal. That was really good. That was really good. When Anton is yelling at him, he's like, you lied to me. He's like, you've killed me. Let's keep things in perspective. Oh my God.

Or when him, it like, I forget, like they were at the house and they're like, Oh, maybe we should clean this up. Cause they were like talking about the, Oh, the microwave, like the microwave hand. Like maybe we should clean this up. And it's like, yeah, maybe we should clean the whole fucking house while we're at it. It was heated up and they fucking heat up the burrito and the gross blown up hand microwave thing. It was so disgusting. Oh, my God.

That is that was such a great line. Yeah, we should clean the whole fucking house while we're at it too. Oh my God. No. And then, okay. So speaking of when they, the, after they find Curtis in his day and they're dead in the car and he goes, what a waste. And he's like, I thought you didn't like Curtis talking about that ass. Well, at least he died happy. Yeah. That was a good scene that we got to, we got, I was, I was thinking the whole, the whole time through that movie, he's, I was like, where, where are the titties? We're missing the titties. Oh my God. Yeah. And then they K they popped up. Oh my God. He would say that Brandon. It's a horror movie. You gotta have titties.

No, I don't make the rules. He's okay. I make the rules. This, this movie, this movie was so fucking crazy. It's, it's unbelievable. We, we both missed this. I, I can't, yeah, I cannot believe that this was a movie that was made in 1999. and it took me until 2024 to watch it. This is why we do the podcast. This is why we do it. Such a great fucking movie. It's unbelievable, dude.

Like this is like between this and Cruel Intentions, you're finally having like a streak of well chosen movies. Like usually the next, the next two might not be great. This is shouldn't have even told me the next two have the potential of being so bad that they're that they're funny. Um, but they're definitely not going to be good movies. But, uh, yeah, this movie was, I mean, yeah. Why, why?

Okay. I have something written in my notes that I just can't remember. And I, it's, I put hand clapping, go, go, Buffalo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What's the go go Buffalo part? Buffalo. Fuck. I don'tgo Buffalo part? Oh, Buffalo. Fuck. I don't remember that either.

Um, and they have it in the quotes from IMDB too. And so it's in two different places. I have it in my notes and then it just, I was looking at the quotes because I was trying to figure out if I could find the go-go Buffalo because in my notes, it is the first when I typing go-go Buffalo into a Google go-go Buffalo idol hands is the first thing that pops up. Does it? It's I have knitting needle through the head taste to the face, probably worse. And then I have quote unquote, go head taste to the face probably worse and then I have

Quote unquote go go Buffalo. Ha ha ha ha clapping Just in I mean I got a video going right now I got caught up at the pop that coochie part though. Hold on Since after knitting needles you're saying yeah Let's see Go go Buffalo. Hmm. I don't know another Mm-hmm. I don't know another This movie so fucking good you Assume he is unhinged. I don't know if it's I don't know if this video has the go-go Buffalo part though

Now I don't think so, but there's, it does have a clip. Remember when he said they're all in the kitchen and Seth Green grabs the, like the Turkey carver. He's like, Oh, I'm leather face. Then it gets unplugged. Wait, hold on. I found the clip, but it didn't do a good job. And it tried, did a whole bunch of block pop-ups that my yikes, whatever site I just clicked on to. Oh yeah.

The, the, the quote, it just says while Nick is clapping an, uh, go, go. Yeah. So it was something that happened like, While there was some like yeah, like one was clapping in like he was holding his hand head on the couch And he was saying go go Buffalo But uh Yeah, this movie's fantastic I was seeing they They had um When I was watching the trailer it had a bunch of like

all the suggested videos or whatever. And there was one from like the 20th, I think it was the 20th, like anniversary, they did a whole event for the 20th anniversary and like all the actors came out and it's like a cult classic People fucking love this movie. Yeah Again, I don't know how you missed it. He's unbelievable Yeah, coochie Yeah, I gotta go listen to pop that cutie Yeah, so uh, but yes of him okay Fox

So more of us, I guess we really haven't done a we've jumped around we really haven't told the The synopsis of the movie. He is a devil saw while Anton Yeah, we've mentioned is a terrible stoner guy doesn't do anything. So the devil possesses his hand and starts doing evil deeds with it, namely killing people. He kills his parents, then he kills Panub and Mick, and then he kills a whole bunch of other people. And we've got Vivica A. Fox as well, who's traveling the country trying to track down this possession. Because it moves from host to host.

So once it's done with Anton, it'll move somewhere else. So she's trying to kill the thing so it doesn't keep popping hands. So that's how she shows up in her fucking fucking her airstream, which was fucking badass And she meets the neighbor guy. I forget his name, but the neighbor guy at the bowling alley Yeah Yeah, but so so yeah, they they they they end up They end up finding his severed hand at the dance or whatever and they finally get what do they what do they end up? Doing no, she throws. She has the dagger. She throws her dagger through the hand and it just kind of like

Because they comment that it's like super Yeah, well, yeah, she throws the dad. It's like jumping up to attack She throws the dagger through it and then it just kind of like poofs away and Seth Green looks at the camera and goes That's it. Yeah, like what the fuck? Yeah, so he saves the day and then he gets to Live forever after with Jessica Alba Yeah, live in the dream dude, although I will say she her character in this movie dude. Although I will say she, her character in this movie seemed a little unhinged. Yeah. Yeah.

She seems like the type of girl that would, would ruin your life. I, this, I just, I can't, I, this movie was wild. Like, like everything about this movie was so absurd. If I would have watched this when I was 13, when it first came out, I would have been obsessed. Oh yeah. Yeah. Easy. Like this would have been right in the wheelhouse of like, this is the funniest shit ever.

Like there was, oh my God, wait, hold on. Sorry. Not to just like one final thing that we can do the cake. He's cause I found the quotes about like them not going to heaven. And it was like, Anton's like, Hey, I didn't kill anyone on purpose. Okay. It's like, yeah, well we weren't in hell. I mean, there was this bright light, this bright white light at the end of a long tunnel. Right. And there were these chicks voices in that music. And he's like, music? He's like, yeah, kind of uncool. This is Fulton. Yeah. Kind of uncool music. Like Enya. And these

chicks voices that were saying, come to us, come towards the light. And so Anton's like, so what happened? And this is Seth Green's like, we figured, fuck it. I mean, it was really far. What does possible sound like for your business? It's having the spend to powers your scale with no preset spending limit, more cash on hand to grow your business with up to 55 interest-free days,

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way there. All Porter Fairs include beer, wine, and snacks and free fast-streaming wi-fi on planes with no middle seats. And your Tampa Bay vacation includes good times, relaxation, and great Gulf Coast weather. Visit flyporter.com and actually enjoy economy. Yeah, so they just come back. But then at the end, at the end, they, uh, they do go into the light. Um, and then they are, they're made his guardian angels. Is that what they say? Right? Yeah. So they, they get a check in on him every once in a while and make sure he's not killing people. Oh my God. Just, how do you think, how do you think the legal system handled this?

Do you think anybody went to jail? Cause there's no way Anton could have gotten off of this, right? Like cause wouldn't his DNA have been all over the murder scenes? I mean, unless, unless the hand was like cleaning up to, you know, although he w he didn't do it with the parents, there was blood everywhere. Yeah. That's what I'm like. Maybe, uh, I used to, I mean, you could, you could plead insanity. Um, yeah.

Cause as soon as you start saying that your hand was possessed, it started killing people. Has anybody successfully like pled possession before? I doubt it, but that would be a, that would be a crazy thing to look into if anybody's successfully. If you consider success being locked up in a padded cell for the rest of your life, success, I guess, instead of your standard prison, I don't know. But yeah, I think we didn't, uh, in insanity, I think would be his best bet.

Um, I mean, this movie is crazy, but like, I wouldn't buy it. I wouldn't rent it. I wouldn't rent it. I do wish I would have bought it instead of renting it though. Since it's the one, cause it would, it would, it would be on like that. It would be shut up. It would, it would be in the rotation of the dumbest sentences I've ever heard in my entire life. Whatever.

I want to talk to me. What are your, what's your golden kinky award? Did you even hear what you said? Yes, I did. Brandon. Don't talk to me. What are your, what's your golden cake? You were, did you hear what you said? Yes, I did. Brandon. I completely contradicted myself. I was just going to move on.

I was just going to move on. You wouldn't get it. Brandon. That was amazing. You wouldn't get it. That was amazing. For the public, it's not worth buying it.

But for me, as someone who had to choose between renting or buying, as someone who bought in that case, many times like fucking American outlaws, which is never going to be, Oh, you bought American outlaws. Damn. Yeah. That was a mistake. It was only like five bucks and renting it was three. So that's, Oh my gosh. That was amazing. All right. What's your golden cakey award or your cakey rating?

Oh, one other thing I do want to point out. His address in the, his house is addressed in the movie. One, one zero three, four. That was the same house number I had when I was growing up. One zero three, four. Well, there you go. My cakey rating though is. I don't know how I missed this movie is right up would have been it's right up my alley now would have been right up even more at my alley when I was you know, a preteen Especially with you know, fucking

Alton Reed Jessica Alba and Devin Sowell because like I said, this was right right when final destination came out. I was a huge I was a huge fan of the movie. I was a huge fan of the movie I was a huge fan of the movie Especially with, you know, fucking Alton Reed, Jessica Alba and Devin Sawa. Because like I said, this was right when Final Destination came out. I was a huge Final Destination fan. I fucking love the first one is one of my favorite movies of all time. I love that so much.

Devin Sawa crushes it in that movie. So yeah, this would have been right. I don't know how I missed this. But anyway, it's a great, uh, horror movie. I'm going to go 3.6, um, for my cakey rating. 3.6. Um, I would, um, if you're a fan of campy horror movies, definitely buy it. Um, it's, it's a, I don't like horror movies, but my god, I love this Yeah, it's not I mean there's a lot of blood But it wasn't scary it was more fun it's yeah, and it's they really just show you like the splattering of blood

They don't really show you any like it's not like it's not like gory or like It's not like saw where they're like, you know shown, you know the dude cut stuff getting actually cut off. Yeah, it's not like gory or like, it's not like saw where they're like, you know, shown, you know, the dude cut stuff getting actually cut off. Yeah. It's just, they show you, they show you right before a splatter of blood and then right after. Um, so it's not, yeah, it's not like super gory. It's definitely not, it's definitely not scary. Um, but yeah, it's a very campy, campy horror movie. Um, like you said, with the, with the tagline where it's like, fuck you there, it's like, it's a big F you to the two other horror movies kind of. Yeah. It's it's like a tongue in cheek, right? Yeah. That's a great way to put it tongue in cheek. Yeah. Yeah. Um,

but yeah, 3.6 for me, he's, um, how would you rate this movie that you definitely wouldn't rent or buy, but you did rent and wished you by. I bought. You know, I'm kind of thinking I maybe went too low on my cruel intentions rating. You went real low. You went real fucking low. I feel like I want,

cause I feel like I want to give this one three cakes because it's, it's, it's, it's like literally right in the pocket of like, I would rewatch it at Halloween, but like I wouldn't go out of my way outside of Halloween to watch this, but I am so glad I got an opportunity to watch it cause it's hilarious and fantastic. So three. Yeah, we'll go three cakes.

Okay, three cakes. Double threes in a row. Interesting. Interesting, Heath. But yeah, fucking yeah, I don't know how this missed both of us. It's insane that we had not seen this before. Yeah. But we have now and so has everybody listening,

and you're all welcome, because you're now a better human being for it. Yep. So you are welcome. You owe us. So so you