The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - Bitcoin News With a Canadian Spin - Bitcoin Price Bounces Back From Epic Sale, Trump Airdrops Cash, Banks Closing Accounts | The CBP 225 Pt 2
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all righty so there we go that was the first segment of the show you survived it
and we'll go on to the second half which is the rest of the news and
anything that comes to mind right away because i have a few stories i want to talk about
but do you have anything quickly did you want to talk about or no what's what's on the top
of your mind i can tell by the look on your face that something is really getting well there's
the story that we talked about Hulk Hogan already so like that's no no no that's the top story
for me.
The story.
We could talk about him
for a few hours,
but Kansas City,
let's go to Kansas City.
And we'd not talk about the chiefs,
not the Royals,
but over there we'll talk about
a grocery store
known as Sunfresh.
They've been operating
since 2018,
so just a little while ago,
they started up.
It's part of a revitalization project.
And the Sunfresh
market is part of a
community improvement district
where the city collects
revenue from one
percent retail sales tax on purchases and it's going to help pay for development so there is a
direct payment that's helping out for the city itself when people have shopped there it's helping
them out but the one thing to note is sunfresh it's owned by a non-profit community builders of
kansas city so you can see where they're coming from they're filling no products on the shelves
no customers rotting food smell when you walk in the store almost three-quartered
of a million dollars was given to this grocery store by the city and yet there's no vegetables
eggs stocked in weeks when you look at the pictures of this this is like a government run almost a
government run grocery store and you see empty shelves it's reminiscent of pictures i've seen from the
soviet union in the 80s it's incredible to see what happens when you take the incentive away
It's crazy.
It's, and I don't know why people would want to see this model being copied over and over again.
There's countless examples of wide fails.
We have to give a carrot.
Carrot is profit and that's one way to incentivize these businesses to do well.
Expand.
Build out.
Give customers an opportunity to come there.
Not fucking rotting smell of food.
And innovate, right?
Innovate.
I don't know what to say.
This is just another example.
And you hear in New York,
they're talking about these city-run grocery stores
they're going to be doing
under this potential new mayor.
Why?
If anything, New York,
I don't want to make this a New York story,
but we've got to at least acknowledge this.
New York, like, what the fuck?
It's the idea of New York,
it's capitalism,
or you have Wall Street, shit like that.
And you're talking about,
community or so you're talking about city run grocery stores like give me a fucking break like this is
just a failure all around it just always fails and it always comes back because democracy is a
certain way right at a certain point in a democracy people will vote for free stuff they're going to
they're going to they're going to want more free stuff and that's where it happens here now
the people that run this grocery store the people that that are doing they probably don't
have bad intentions at all like these are probably like well intended well intended people who
actually care about their community who want to do well like i my heart goes out to those people like
they just don't get it right now and they won't and they won't get it like right like what we
his money's going to be given them left and right and they'll just you don't learn until you fucking get
hurt right until like jones said you touch the stove i was just going to say
something else that joey would probably say like in order to get money you should have to squat
225 like you you want money from the state like get up get under a bar like 225 right here
five reps let's go right it's proof of work you need to do it right you've got to give these guys
a carrot that and that's and you know what being in a system where
a capitalist system where those who thrive are the ones that provide the best services to their customers, the best value that the customers.
And the ones that don't thrive are the ones that don't provide good value, good services to their customers because then over time, they'll just lose out.
Without money coming in, they'll close shop.
And so essentially it's the best wins.
You know what the problem with socialism is, Lan?
You know what the problem is?
We all lose.
Eventually, you run out of somebody else's money to give away.
No, there is no running out.
As long as there's the managing of, as long as you have the ability to borrow, it's not a hard money system.
So there's no money running out.
Well, then you're devaluing.
You're debasing, right?
Which is the same thing as taking our money.
It's the same thing.
right if they devalue our our dollar by 50% or they take 50% of our money at the end of the day
it's the same end result you can buy half of the stuff you got to work twice as hard yeah or twice
as much twice as much or twice as hard yeah until the point where you can't work any harder
or any more and you basically tapped out working the second and third job it is kind of
the stage of democracy though right like you see it like you see at a certain point it democracy becomes
a point the finger at everybody who's doing better than you and let's take their stuff and and that's
what it becomes over and over and over it just it just the incentives are such that it'll just
always come down to this unless we
really fix the money.
Here's a couple of comments. So
Torup is saying run out of money,
never run out of
fiat currency. Yeah, but you run
out of purchasing power.
Right. But he's
right. You never run a thing.
And John... It's like the
ETH to Bitcoin chart, right? Like it's
probably never go to absolutely zero,
but it'll get really damn close
to zero.
And John is saying,
boomer is right?
Eventually you lose your talented people and you don't have any more productivity in your territory.
You know, one thing that's happening in Canada, I've seen statistics, you know, posted it today on our Discord.
If you haven't gone on our Discord, what the fuck you're doing?
A lot of people are leaving Canada.
A lot of people have means.
People with degrees, doctors, engineers, millionaires, they're leaving Canada at a rate that hasn't been seen in decades.
And this number, I suspect, is going to continually go up as things change in Canada.
and people that have the ability to move, they just do.
They go find a better place to go.
Canada, I've said this many, many times,
and maybe I'll take some grief for it for still saying it.
But it's a great place.
I can't believe I'm going to say this to work, right?
Like there's, in terms of like earning a living,
and I know taxes are high and cost everything's going high,
but look at other Western nations.
I think Canada is still probably top of the list of compared to other Western nations.
probably a few others that are better, but Canada is still kind of near the top.
As for retiring in Canada, no, I think there's far better places to do it.
But to work, I think Canada is a good place to earn a living as long as you're able to stay ahead of the inflation curve.
In many ways, this literally is the most beautiful place in the world.
We have so much to offer.
Like just last night, just last night, I was on my paddleboard at Meach Lake.
so about half hour north of Ottawa
is this like lake
it's not even that far from the city
and I'm telling you Lynn
like this is like one of the most beautiful places
I've ever been in my life
like I'm lucky enough to have traveled
a little bit in my life
and I'm from a part of this country
that is like really beautiful
and it's like you'd recognize
you know the small town
that I grew up in it's kind of a popular place
Meach Lake
just up the road over here
the accord remember the accord
just as nice as anywhere i've ever been in my life and you literally can just park your car there
yeah grab your canoe your paddleboard your your whatever and just jump on the lake and just do your
thing you're just a lot the beautiful sunset like the cleanest water fresh fresh clean but the
problem is you're describing like for retirement and visiting it's beautiful but if you're not earning
anything you get totally
it wrecked it's it's a tough place to stay
like BAMP for instance is a wonderful
place. Whistler, BAMF, Jasper
like all these things are really
Victoria B.C. Fucking Vancouver.
Yeah. Like fucking Vancouver.
I know. Like what a I've never
been there but from what I see
stunning. What I hear like it's yeah
stunning. They fucked it up though.
It should be. It should be
the greatest city in the world like Vancouver
like people should be like
just dying to live there. Like
From the climate to the wilderness, the natural beauty of that place.
Yeah.
And so Canada has all this shit.
In terms of not many places in the world have an abundance of fresh water.
We do.
Energy.
We have oil, natural gas, uranium.
We have so much fucking shit.
Diamonds, gold, lots of stuff.
You name it.
Lots of heritable land.
Lots of not so irritable land.
It's just a wonderful place.
but unfortunately they were given pocket aces and they fucked up right there was no way anybody was
going to invade Canada from the south the east ocean the west ocean at north you have the
fucking Arctic nobody's going to so in terms of like dealing with an invasion like imagine
Poland for instance and think of Poland over the last hundred change years I'm not trying to
pick on Poland but they have to defend themselves because they
They're in a shit spot.
Yeah.
They're in a rough spot.
Canada's not.
We don't have to deal with that fucking bullshit.
But yet still, again, you've got to give them fucking pocket aces.
And now we have fucking at two and a four off suit.
We have nothing.
It's so frustrating.
We can't get your fucking bluff our way through this fucking game.
It's so frustrating.
When you take a look at Norway, look at Norway.
We should be in a very similar spot as they are.
and better than Norway.
We don't have the European Union to deal with.
We don't have that, right?
We're not, we have to the south,
someone who has an unsatiable appetite for the stuff we make.
They need our energy, they need our food,
resources, they'll happily buy as much as they can from us,
as much as we can make in theory, right?
If we played our cards right, all this natural well.
and yet we have what we have.
People fucking lining up a food bank.
Yes.
Long hospital.
If you could somehow earn a living here
and just stay ahead of the game
and invest in Bitcoin and keep buying Bitcoin,
you're able to parlay a decent,
the Canadian dollar compared to a whole bunch of other currencies has value.
For now.
Yes.
Who knows what's going on that?
And if you could just parlay that into fucking corn
for the next five, 10, 15, whatever fucking years,
you're a golden and you're going to find somewhere else to go and enjoy or be a part of making it
better when the time comes and like i i know we've talked about this like i'm a little bit more
optimistic and you are yeah i'm more optimistic like be the change you want to see in the world
and and it doesn't take much and lend lend lend he's all like oh you know like oh get the
fuck out. Like, I'm team.
No.
Man, you're, just by having this show and coming on once a week, twice a week, you're,
you're something.
Okay.
It's therapeutic for you for sure.
But you are, you are a part of, you are doing it.
You are part of the positive change.
It's some time and I can't say when, but there will be a point in time where I will
say goodbye and you'll never see me again.
that's it'll be me and joey hosting it'll be whomever yeah and i don't know when i actually i do know
when it's going to happen because i have it circled on my calendar so i just don't want to disclose that
but there'll be a point in time it's going to say goodbye enjoy and that's it i'm done and that's
it i'm going to be done i'll be happy to this i have no qualms about i i'm just fed up and you know what
Not that other places that I want to go to are truly a utopia.
There's bullshit there,
but there's bullshit I could swallow over there versus the bullshit that I'm seeing
over here,
and the more bullshit that's going to be coming down.
And it's not moving in the right direction here.
Right.
Exactly that.
That's the problem.
And you said it very well.
We were dealt pocket aces and we fucked up our hand.
Yeah.
Right?
Look, I go through it too.
I think about it all the time.
time, like all the time, I talk about it.
Like, I think about it all the time.
Like, oh, like, if I just go to wherever, right?
Yeah.
But then what?
Somebody's got to, somebody's got to be here, right?
Somebody's got to do it.
Why not us?
Well, no.
Why not you, Len?
No, no.
I have things to see.
And, yeah, there's a, I'll explain it after later on.
Talk about Trump.
Got to talk about him.
I mean, he's still adding to the fire.
There's always something to say.
Fucking guy.
45 is always better than 47.
47 is turning out to be a piece of trash.
And he's storing out the idea of taking the money that has been collected on tariffs.
Right?
They've been doing this for a little while.
What are they going to do with this money?
Cocaine.
Cocaine.
Pay off the debt.
No, no, no.
They're going to send money to Americans.
They're thinking about doing a fucking air drop of cash to people.
Debt right now is a $37 trillion in counting.
And you have this one beautiful spending bill that's coming down.
And that's going to spend even more money, trillions of dollars.
So how do it is the devil's in the details here.
Now, if they do it through a tax break, then how do you feel about that?
They're spending through a tax break.
No, well, if the airdrop is, you know, counting.
Let's say they've collected a billion dollars worth of tariffs.
There's a problem with this, though.
So then they give everyone a tax break and that the accumulative savings from the tax
would equal to what they've achieved through tariffs.
You're 10 times too high because they've collected around $100 billion in tariffs.
So that's number one.
So 100 billion, even if they were to divert this into the debt,
It's going to be the proverbial drop in the bucket.
But it's a rounding error, right?
It's just basically what they missed on the last.
The debt is, forget about that.
That's not, it's not, but, but sending out the money to people and what are they going to do with it, pay off bills that has been accumulated by goods.
Because there's the trade imbalance between them and China, a lot of money that is being or that people earn gets sent directly to China.
China, they keep, you know, you see the new subways that were built.
I forget which city they were showcasing it.
Just this past week, a beautiful subway system.
And it was well lit, clean, brand new.
Well, the money is not sent to China.
The money is given to consumers and then consumers buy Chinese made goods
because Chinese made goods are cheaper.
And that money sloshes around there.
And then that...
It sloshes around there and it gets taxed and then it's buying.
And so essentially there's a circuit.
economy there until that money somehow gets sent out to the point where maybe it gets sent
somewhere else to buy energy whatever but during that time they're able to use that to
improve services subways get improved and built roads airports shit like that you go to airports
in the united states a lot of them are fucking pathetic it's bad roads bridges that right and it's not
going to get any better and on top of like i was trying to say with the fucking subways
they build hundreds of kilometers of subways over there.
Here in Toronto,
if we have to build a subway stop for five kilometers,
we have to hum and ha for two decades
before we fucking come to the decision.
We're going to go ahead with it.
That's key there, what you just said there.
And now you have people that are suffering.
Now you have, I'm going to use Toronto as the example.
More people come to the greater Toronto area and Toronto.
And the public transit sucks.
You're not building on it.
the roads are taxed to its limit
and so the people's lives suffer as a result
because now they're driving to and from work
more time required for that
and even for extracurricular activities
if they want to go to the ball game or to the bar
or even a fucking grocery store
it takes more time to do like everything is just
it's impacting negatively people's lives
because the money does not stay here
and we don't get the benefits of keeping a sloshing around here
it gets sent somewhere else
So going back to Trump airdropping this money, yeah, that's great.
But you know what?
This money, a lot of it, chunk of it, is going to end up in Chinese hands.
And it's going to get slashed around there and they're going to be able to improve their
ports and all that.
It's a lot more complicated than that.
And you're not wrong.
It's just a lot more complicated.
I'm fucking angry.
That's what I am.
You're angry.
Stimulating the consumer.
So if they air drop, give a thousand dollar paycheck to every man, women, and
child in the United States, there's going to be lineups at the hair salon, there's going to be
lineups like the price of certain things are going to go up. The switch to the price of a secondhand
switch two is going to go through the roof. It's going to go to consumer goods, right?
And it's it's probably not going to be allocated in the most economically efficient way going
forward but they are a tax right like tariffs are a tax so i'm i'm not against giving the the consumer
some sort of tax relief based on what they what they paid already right like what they've paid
through these tariffs because that's who pays the tax and torp is saying that that's a
pre-gaming the midterm voter of course that that's like we know that we've said that how many times
on this show has that come up like Doug Ford every time you know that there's a provincial
election coming up when Doug Duggy sends you a stimulus check in the mail right of course they're
going to do that so so what would you rather do Lent so they've they've gotten this tariff money
what would you rather see them do with that money because I do want to see it go back to the people
I just don't know how what's the best way to do it my it just gut instinct is let's tax breaks
tax breaks would be a good
option but then on the flip side
then you have so many more
like they put in this doge thing
this department of government efficiency
thing and it's supposed to save
people a lot of money because
yeah it didn't go so well did it
Elon's fucking pissed about this whole thing
and rightfully so
well it was doomed to fail
what does
Lin Alden always say?
What does Linaldon always say?
Who's pulling the strings?
This is what I would love to know.
It does matter.
It doesn't matter who's pulling the string.
It doesn't matter.
If you go ahead,
nothing stops this train.
If there's a narrative,
day one,
the war with Ukraine is going to be finished.
Day one,
I'm going to release the Epstein files.
Day one,
I'm going to do all their shit.
And then you go around
and you do the exact,
opposite and then this whole big beautiful bill stuff is the exact opposite it's it's not trying
to to tighten the the belts here and try to make do with what you have it's like it's it's
it's a uniparty right there's almost no divide between this and the other guys
the same shit it doesn't now the only other one is it was a weakened at biden's now this one
at least this guy could stand in it on his own two feet and it's just different
Different bread and circus.
The bread and circus is a little bit different now.
Like that,
that's all it is.
It doesn't matter.
And that's where I,
I don't know,
does this make me like a black pillar or a white pillar?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a positive thing.
Like,
it doesn't matter.
None of it matters.
Democrat,
Republican,
conservative,
liberal.
It don't matter.
So why stress out over it?
So I'm not going to like,
I just get pissed.
I don't get pissed.
I know.
I know,
I know.
I continue to get pissed.
it's frustrating but it is it truly is and that's why there's a point in time and say goodbye
but i'm done that's where we are this is yeah this is where we are in the situation we are now
we're in a period of fiscal dominance right it's it's like what's the what's the thing that the snake
that eats its own tail what is that called in the chat somebody help me out what is that called
we all know what i'm talking about right there's like the the the
picture of the snake that eats his own tail.
That's kind of where we are
in the, in the economy right now.
The problem is people fucking get heard from all this.
And you have more people that are living in
cars. I know.
I know. I know. I know.
It's just, it's an added strain.
It's like more people that are just robbing
people's homes.
Yes. But it didn't just start
with Donald Trump or Biden or Trudeau or
No, it's exciting.
with all this shit. Of course, but
it was going to
accelerate no matter what.
Maybe on the edge
there'd be like certain little things
that this person might be a little bit better
that person might be a little bit worse on
specific things here and there, but
that's just how
it is.
Pisidin, is that
maybe.
The snake is pissed. It's stressed.
Don't get pissed now, man.
I get pissed and it gets
me through the day. Like, you know what?
that's the fucking... But we have Bitcoin, right?
Bitcoin is the escape from this
nihilism that we all
face, right? Like, it's shitty
out there. Like, it's
really shitty out there. Like, you...
I don't know where people...
Here's an example.
Because Joey talks about these signposts all the time,
the buy now, pay later stuff.
Yeah. Right? Like, this is something that is
becoming more and more mainstream. The annual
transaction volume for these
buy now pay later stuff is going to reach a record high this year 116 billion dollars in 2025
it's a 7x from 2022 and the people that are using this i think is because they're trying to carry them
to the next paycheck i the sad thing is 25% of all these users are using this buy now pay later stuff
for groceries yes for fucking food and not only that the same number of users 25% have missed at least one
payment in 2025.
And a problem with this is, if they are the people that bought groceries, it's hard to
repossess somebody that shit away the groceries that they bought.
Essentially, it's gone at that point.
And how many of these people and the growing number of people, how many of these people
are homeowners?
Probably few.
And the ones that are homeowners are probably on the verge.
That's all they have is their home, right?
So any bit of, any bit of credit that they can get against their home, they've probably
already done that.
But it's probably not homeowners.
It's probably renters.
And they can't get ahead.
And guess what happens when you have a society filled of people who can't get ahead?
Shit.
And you know what's going to happen is they're going to vote a certain person.
Certainly.
Of course.
And they're going to, they're going to tax those.
that you have.
That takes us right back to what we were talking about half an hour ago.
So if you're a homeowner and if you think that it's going to be, at least in Canada,
you could sell it and the sale of a primary residence is not subjected to capital gains.
How long is that going to be for now?
Exactly.
How long was that going to be?
Eventually, you're going to have enough people that, the voters, that outnumber those that do not
versus those that do have houses.
And so when somebody comes out with an idea,
you know what, let's tax the primary residence
and it's going to be subjected to capital gains.
People that own homes, oh, I don't like it.
It's not a great idea.
But if they have fewer numbers than those on the other side of the fence,
well, it's democracy and that's the way, you know.
So eventually it's going to be, if you own a house
or some people call it a liability,
it's great now, especially for primary to residents,
but I don't know for how much longer.
It could be for a few more years.
well we're already kind of seeing with all the car theft right like car theft is a function of this as well too right oh look at that person with a nice new car i can steal from him fuck fuck that guy with the new car right it's it's that's not a great that's not a good thing in a society to have this type of stuff it's so tarp is asking if home is your largest acid or you even going to make it i think it all depends on when they
purchased the house. So there's a lot of people that purchased it 20 years ago. And I think that
just because of the way things are in Canada, the demand of homes and shit like that, I think that
that is the majority of their wealth is associated with their house. It could be now worth
$1.5.2 million. And I don't think their Bitcoin allotment, their TFSAs or RSP are greater
than that just my two cents it also depends where your house is right and and that's not just for
talking about like land value that that's not what I'm talking about I'm talking about like the social
value of owning owning a home and Joey talks about this all the time about like that very tough
to quantify what that means so if your biggest asset is your house but you're in a community
that you love
and that you are a part of your community
and you are an integrated part of your community,
you probably are going to make it
because
unless your community really changes,
then you might not make it.
But there's that
special sauce
that you can't really quantify.
Yeah.
There's one thing about owning your own house
and having the freedom of doing what you want with your own house,
there is something to do to be said about that.
But on the flip side,
they're making it harder and harder for to come up with a strong justification
to continually own a house over a long enough period of time.
And still you have to live somewhere.
I say, like you can't live in your Bitcoin.
But I don't know.
In some cases, renting and being transient gets you a lot of options.
But you have to have the means to do that.
And not everybody who's blessed, right?
So.
And speaking of owning a house, I renewed my mortgage two weeks ago.
And like one of the one of the things that I, I don't regret it.
But in hindsight, what I probably should have done is the last time I renewed my mortgage,
I probably should have taken out a home equity line of credit and bought Bitcoin.
So knowing that, I applied for a home equity line of credit this time when I did my mortgage renewal.
lend you know how much money
they just were willing to give me
don't even say it because it's going to be dependent
I think of how much percentage of the house you own right
like home equity I think it's dependent on like how much
so don't get into specifics
because you don't have to
but it was just ridiculous
and and I left that meeting with the mortgage broker
who was perfectly nice if she's watching this
like she was great she was fine
I got
they want to
drain the equity
out of your house
they want you to borrow
as much money
as you possibly can
like to keep you in this
oh they see
yeah
like it
I'm like
you're offering me
how much money
like why?
It's like a fucking vampire
I would never
blood
yeah somebody put in the
chat like
a helock is handy for it
yeah it is
that's why I decided to do it
Like, I'm just, well, just in case, you know, if there's a dip in Bitcoin, not financial advice,
but looking back on it last time, I should have got a HELOC and bought the dip.
Yeah.
But the idea of that they want us in debt all the time.
So even if you do own your house, if you own your, let's say you own your house and let's say
you've done, you've done everything right, you've paid off a good chunk of your mortgage,
and then you go to renew your mortgage and then the bank throws money at you at some HELOC.
and you're not responsible enough
and you max out that home equity line of credit,
you're fucked.
Yeah, and they'll be happy to...
They're happy to refinance your mortgage
to ensure that you have the maximum coverage,
the maximum duration,
so they could just suck the fucking blood out of you
every fucking month
because the people over there,
they know that historically the price of homes go up
and people don't want to get out once they're in.
People want to stay there.
and they're house poor
and they're just stuck
and they want you to be even more house poor
because the more house
the more house poor you are
the more the less freedom you have
right the more afraid you are
yeah that Torva Singh
give them the home
walk away with a whole Bitcoin worth
way more
yeah
gotta live somewhere
the problem is if you just
just walk away from a home.
It screws up your credit here in Canada and then good luck renting somewhere else.
It's just you're stuck and it's just fucking sucks.
Now, if you're going to get the fuck out, then it's a different story.
Pay your bills and if you're going to go in debt,
if you're going to use like some sort of debt instrument,
if you're in a fortunate position to be able to have those available to you,
be irresponsible.
I don't even go as far as don't even fucking borrow.
fuck it just use your extra every week every two weeks whatever the fuck it is and just buy from that
going into debt ain't worth it you get wrecked in the end probably we could we could buy bitcoin
now and then the bank decides to close their accounts we could continually buy so i would just say
just do your weekly buy your every two week buy dca what a fuck you do and just keep stacking
If rates change
You don't have any extra debt
You still probably have your mortgage
And whatever else
At least you don't even add into that
Because you know what rates are going to probably
Still go down for the time being
But then eventually it'll go back up
And
Fuck it
I don't want to get into that
Let's finish this segment off
Some cheerful I hope
Yeah
We need to cheer you up Len
And I'm fucking always angry
You're mad
Very angry
Yeah I'm
So let's do the
The Brampton Man
but you know what
it's going to be a little bit different
because you're in Ottawa
you have a Brampton man
versus an Ottawa man
but
Joey's not here
I'll make it a three-way dance
we'll throw in even a Hamilton man
into this whole next year
so I'm going to give you three different stories
you tell me which one of these
is the Brampton man
the Hamilton man
or the Ottawa man
okay number one
all right there was
a theft
the police noted a huge
escalation in the theft of butter
and ghee from local
grocery stores. There's a hint.
Hang on,
it gets even better. With over 180
reported incidents, they say
that $60,000 worth of butter
and ghee was stolen.
And
ghee apparently has a
very high resale value
and it possesses an excellent
shelf life. So it makes it, it's an
attractive target for thieves.
and they suspected that this was being funneled to the black market
like supplying restaurants, catering services
or individuals seeking to purchase these essential ingredients
at a discounted rate.
Do you think everybody that's listening to this right now
knows what Ghee is?
Because I don't think like eight months ago I knew what Ghee was.
Like I just happened to know now,
but like I don't think I used to.
All right.
So there we go.
So that's the Ghee story.
And apparently three guys were nabbed.
And yeah.
Do I get names?
Names of these?
No names.
No names.
Okay.
Second story.
We got this.
Okay.
Lute act on the bus.
And this suspect, it's very similar to last week's story, but this suspect was exposing
himself to fellow passengers, and he was proceeding to perform sexual acts on the bus.
And it was during broad daylight, too, nonetheless.
It wasn't on the night bus.
This guy was just doing in the middle of the day on public transit.
And, you know, it's a confined space.
Fusses are not very big.
And you know what?
A lot of trauma to witnesses.
And people were very disturbed about this.
And actually, police released a description of the suspect and urged anybody to come
forward with information, South Asian, East Indian man, Ruby 20s, blah, blah.
Oh, yeah.
That's a twist.
That is a twist.
Third one, we got this man, 28-year-old, and he was arrested after attempting to steal
public art
and with the art
a giant inflatable
rubber duck.
It wasn't any duck.
It was a 20 foot tall
brightly colored mascot
named Quackzilla.
And allegedly, the guy that stole it
was under the influence
and he was so fucked up he tried to
drag this tethered guy,
this tethered fucking duck into
a nearby body of water, claiming
he was quote, liberating it
for the ducks of the world.
Witnesses were reporting
that he was shouting about duck rights
and attempting to paddle away with it
on a stolen canoe
before the police intervene.
That's the most Canadian story I've ever heard.
We have the stolen butter and ghee.
We have
the guy that was
whacking him
walking off again on the bus
and the third
the inflatable duck
being stolen. Now, which is
I'm not very confident in this
because you
that you put
there was a twist
yeah there was
there was some twists in there
I'm still going to go
the first one Brampton
Guy Brampton that's your choice
yeah okay so that's going to be that
and then I'm going to go to the second one
Hamilton
so the guy
stroking himself again Hamilton's the second
week in a row Hamilton stroking okay
yeah then the third of these and the duck i've never seen a duck i live in ottawa i've never seen
that big duck but like i i'm not but there's lots of bodies of water here yeah there and there's
a lot of people that would like do crazy things for duck rights in this town and canoes i i see
people in canoes all the time so that kind of makes sense even though i don't i've never seen
this this duck so so lock it in that's my final answer all right well i hope people playing at home
have locked in their answers as well, because this isn't a game just for us over here to play.
This is a commutative game, so I hope everybody has decided to pick their choices, what they are.
First one, the Ghee, definitely Brampton.
Three guys, Vasch, sorry, Vasvijit Singh, Sukmander Singh,
and Dalwal Sadu.
We're all charged for doing their thing with that.
So yes, they were that.
second one the guy stroking himself the southeast
south asian east indian was
ottawa oh yes so he was not i don't know if it was on which train
wasn't the one i take into work and the third one
is the guy with the rubber duck hamilton man he was trying to take that to lake
ontario
and try to liberate it
what a fucking world we live in
now if it came over here from abroad and it claimed asylum maybe we would be able to give it a hotel or something along those lines
was it a rainbow duck it didn't say but you know if it wasn't it missed the opportunity right
it would have had an you know again it would did you hear that canada is trying to recruit
asylum seekers from the LGBT community.
Have you heard about this or no?
Yeah, I heard about this.
Yeah.
So interesting stuff that's being done.
I'll leave it at that.
We have some good wishes for Joey in the chat.
So, yeah, I hope he's doing better.
So Joey's Achilles was a thing.
that's that's like 2023 meta right when joey joey's achilles the guy in the chat that we call
themselves joey's achilles there's two of them there's joey's achilles and joey's acel yeah joey's
acel is the new one right no it's a rehash of an old one oh shit yeah so we used to get uh messages to
boostograms from Joey's
ACL. I don't know what
happened to him, right? He's not doing it anymore.
He's busted.
Well, you got wrecked.
He got wrecked. You talk about the
user or the actual ACL?
Because the ACL, yeah.
I don't want it to spoil anything,
but Joey will talk about it on Monday.
Boomer, appreciate
you coming in, pinch hitting under
relatively short notice. This has been good.
Hope you enjoyed it. Who was the Blue Jay's
best pinch hitter back in the day?
Rance Mollinix was a good one.
Pat Tabbler was another good one.
Lema Zilli, late in his career.
Pat Tabbler was like
famously like one of the greatest hitters ever
with the bases loaded.
Yeah, like almost a 500 average
or something.
Career 500 average of the bases loaded.
It's wow.
Garth Orge was another one to use a lot
and pinch hits.
So, um,
yeah.
Well, I'm the Rance, Lance, Lance Mullinix.
Rance.
Rance. Rance, Rance Mollinix.
Yeah.
He was, he was a solid.
was the lefty and talbot was the righty so depending on the picture they would you know bring
neither to two but that's it thank you very much for tuning in hope you enjoyed this show and thank
you very much boomer for pinch hitting with that take care last words boomer uh yeah thanks for
having me um you you guys got a really nice shout out on the rock paper bitcoin podcast this week oh like
just just randomly they i don't know how but they uh they they complimented they were oh they were
they were talking about the technical difficulties that you had last week,
and they were just saying, like, when you do a live show,
those are the things that can happen.
And nobody, you know, nobody can really predict that.
And then they went on a little side tangent about how you guys are one of the more
professional podcasts that they've ever dealt with before.
So, uh,
business cat wrote in a bunch of times to us for boostograms.
Yeah, he's great.
I'll be on their show this in two weeks.
So anybody tuning in.
you should be you should be listening to canadian bitcoin podcast should be listening to the
rock paper bitcoin 40 hours a week i reach out to me on on twitter like i'll help you 40 hours
a week i can help you get set up to 40 hours a week but these those are these are like pivotal
these are like core 40 hours a week podcast canadian bitcoin podcast
rock paper bitcoin and the bugle like that's got to be your core you're doing man
holy cow 40 good for you for achieving that 40 hours so with that then take care and we'll be back at this
wednesday with joey so take care