The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - Bitcoin News With a Canadian Spin - Canada Keeps Writing Cheques. Ukraine Keeps Finding Corruption | The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast

Episode Date: August 26, 2026

Canada has sent billions to Ukraine. Now, new anti-corruption raids and warnings of a “systemic crisis of governance” are reigniting the question: how long should Ottawa keep writing cheques while healthcare, education, policing and affordability remain under pressure at home?Joey and Len unpack the Ukraine story, then head into full Canadian clown world: an alleged $6,000 Brampton dating-app extortion, a Toronto sexual-assault sentencing case where immigration consequences entered the calculation, the political argument over deporting criminal non-citizens, the UK’s immigration pamphlets, Shaun Chen’s municipal comeback, and Hamilton vs. Brampton—featuring a Honda, a machete and 36 damaged vehicles.Where should Canada’s priorities be? Drop your take below.Canadian Bitcoiners PodcastWebsite: https://canadianbitcoiners.comSubscribe and turn on notifications — new episodes live Monday nights.CHAPTERS00:00 Bitcoin Mentor and self-custody00:37 Ukraine corruption reports03:59 Canada’s “bottomless pit”05:16 Is this Canada’s war?08:08 China, Russia and proxy conflict10:05 Brampton’s $6,000 dating trap11:49 Sentencing, immigration and deportation18:41 The issue voters actually feel20:32 The UK’s immigration pamphlets22:15 Shaun Chen returns to Toronto politics23:42 Why people loved Rob Ford25:37 256 Heat26:59 Hamilton vs. Brampton28:16 The 36-car machete spree30:28 “Parking lot samurai”32:09 Outro————————————————————————————————SPONSORS🔒 easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email, hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code CBPMEDIA for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com⚡ Bull Bitcoin — Canada’s non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys; you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp🔥 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you’re warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBP sent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com🎓 Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from “I bought some Bitcoin” to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW🎙️ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod👤 Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets👤 Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot————————————————————————————————Nothing in this show is financial advice.

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We got a lot of clown world to cover, I'm sure, after the last couple of days. We have a fair bit. I mean, we can go right away to the Z man. I haven't really talked about him quite that much in the last a while. But according to some reports that are coming out and it's coming up from places like the Guardian and Financial Times. The Financial Times may not be the best place to get information. But I'm going to run with this. It's okay.

I'm going to run with this anyways. They say that Ukraine has. a couple of anti-corruption agencies domestically. And what these agencies have done is they launch raids into some high-level money-longering schemes that is happening over there. I'm shocked. I'm fucking shocked. Investigators, they're looking into an alleged conspiracy that is laundering about

$3.4 million US dollars through a state-owned bank to illegally post-bail for a former energy minister that is facing charges. Are we paying his salary and pension? We are right, that energy minister? Pretty sure that's on us. Canada has been paying some money to Ukraine. This was two years ago. And some of the money that was paid to or given to Ukraine.

It was used to pay for operating expenses for the government, including pensions. So yeah, so Canadians were at some time paying for Ukrainian pensions to get money. If you agree with that, wonderful. if not, I am on your side. It's not too bad. It's not too bad. It's going anyways. So the Zeman, he dismissed his chief deputy of staff after anti-corruption authorities

rated properties tied to the case. And Zeman himself hasn't been tied to this. But eventually this thing is kind of closing in. His defense minister was also turfed. And this guy was a big player in the 2019 election to help Zelensky get elected. And he was also doing a lot of high-profile stuff because he was defense minister during the war,

obviously a lot of drone technology and drone innovation under his watch. So this guy, after getting turfed, he dropped a video to complain about his firing, and he was declaring that Ukraine is facing a, quote, systemic crisis of governance. And he is warning about corruption that is destroying the country's ability to survive.

And he also said, that calling for an immediate election, even though there's an war going on. Now, keep in mind, Canada has sent over billions of dollars to Ukraine. United States have sent billions of... A lot of countries have sent a lot of money in terms of not just financial, but also webinar and so forth. And before the invasion took place,

that's what it is. Russia invaded Ukraine. I'm not going to, you know, they fucking aren't the wrong there, at least in my opinion. Ukraine was deemed to be one of the more corrupt countries out there. If you look at the corruption percentage index, Ukraine was ranked 104 out of 182 countries. So a little bit below midway in terms of that. So that doesn't look very good. Their transparency index was 36 out of 100.

Again, not very good. So that was before the war took place. Now it's probably gotten even worse. I get it that this is an invasion. I get that there's issues over there. But in terms of continually sending money to, it seems like a bottomless pitch. Just a couple more bucks.

It'll fix the rest of the problems. It's sure. It's another two more weeks to flatten a curve. And here we are. And just instead of spending that money to deal with homelessness or mental health issues or schools being full or healthcare, where the fuck? It's going there.

And a little bit was to help pay for pensions. That's bullshit. In a country that has been known to have corruption problems. And now you have this story that came out. More corruption problems. I see this. I read this and just drives me fucking bonkers. Going into a war with Russia,

and I know Russia started this, but it's almost a war of attrition. I don't know anybody that's gone into a war of attrition with Russia and come out on the positive side of things. Maybe Japan in 1904, where the fuck it was. But other than that, like,

you know, Russia is just, like, they're able to just throw more troops, more weaponry, more whatever. Yeah,

man. And they also, they have something that China has, China wants, that they have energy. So if they want to get more goods in there, they got a neighbor that is willing to play ball. They can send them energy and it incomes these goods and they could just keep

throwing that shit out of Ukraine. It's like, it's almost like you have to let this thing collapse on its own. And just, it's unfortunate. But this is not a war we're supposed to fight. This is not ours. It's not for us to fucking deal with.

It's almost got to be a sacrificial lamb. But it's a corrupt sacrificial lamb. Canada's pissed so much money away on this. At the same time, like I said earlier in the show, you know, there's going to be, I don't want to say opportunities, but they'll feel like opportunities for some people. There's going to be handouts for Canadians who need support because of whatever happens with the tariffs over the next. you know, 90 days. There's support for new Canadians coming over to, you know, shoot guns and extort people and then send whatever money they have left back to India. There's money for

single mothers who just refuse to fucking buy a condom and are just pumping out kids, you know, five, six at a time until they're fucking walking out of them. They got money for that, money for everything, except for the things that matter, except for things like policing, except for things like education, except for things like healthcare. If you're a Canadian, you're watching the money that you pay in taxes, which, by the way, is only going up, just get absolutely piss-missled across the ocean into this endless pit of money laundering and con men. There's no doubt about this.

They were super high on this index in the past, someone in the chat pointing out 2014. there was also another, you know, quote unquote coup executed by the United States. Like, these guys are the hub of secrecy and scams. And, you know, you brought up China there. I am curious about how much more China can handle in terms of proxy conflict. Iran, Ukraine, Japan maybe as well. They're obviously doing some stuff over here already. ready with the United States, how much more can they do, you think? Are they stretched in? Is this

part of the, is this part of the math for the U.S. as far as keeping the Ukraine war going, keeping the Iran conflict going, keeping the trade negotiations with us going, putting pressure on China through all these different avenues, knowing that maybe they can stretch them thin and eventually wear them down? Maybe, I don't know. Nothing would surprise me at this point, but there's, there are names of countries that keep coming up, basically, you know, we've been at it for an hour in 10 minutes now, these guys come up over and over again and you have to wonder if, you know, much like the States sometimes feels like they're stretched in, they just know that all they have to do is outrun the other person and not outrun the bear or the panda, I guess, in this

case. And here we are. Are they closer than we realize? It's possible. Maybe. I'm not sure. I'm trying to digest that. I don't, it's, they don't deal with traditional wars, right?

No, they don't. No, they don't. So the, the amount of resources. as they have to provide to sustain it, it's a fraction of what, say, I don't know. I don't know how much it is. I'm just assuming, like, look at what they're doing with the straight of Hormuz. How much money is that costing them over there?

Well, that's why the U.S. is pivoting to this economic sanctions regime over there. I think the shock and awe campaign, I mean, clearly did not work. So maybe this will. I mean, I'm assuming it will, to be honest with you. These guys are pretty ruthless when it comes to the monetary rails. But it's still wild that they've gone this direction. at all, right? Like, China's obviously giving them a lot to think about.

In terms of the resources that you're diverting towards that type of war versus trying to infiltrate a government which there's been talks that there's been meddling in Canadian politics and so forth. Right? Right? Right. So, like, if you

believe that to be true, and I think I believe that, it's a fraction of the cost. And it's something happens and somebody's caught, you just cut bait. I don't know what this fucking guy is. like you don't have to do with it anymore. That's like I go rot in jail or whatever. And it's like you just continue on and find somebody else to replace them and promise them

and their family a carrot so that they, you know, whatever. It is what it is. I think this thing is going to go for a long time with China. I think that they could keep this thing going. I don't think there's any reason that they're going to stop. It doesn't make, I don't. It's also dealing with Russia. In my opinion, it's also probably advantageous for the economy too because, again,

they're getting energy that they need and they could provide some goods, I guess. Yeah, I don't disagree with that. That's creating some economic prosperity over there. So, I know this isn't a Brampton versus Hamilton men segment,

but still, it's a story that I think we should bring up. And it's a two people were arrested for an alleged online dating extortion in Brampton. So Peel Police arrested

two people because of an online dating setup. Let's get some names. Let's get some names here. Harwinder Singh and Raya Raya. It's two names, Raya Raya. Or Ria Ria. Either way, I'm going to Raya. So anyways, in July, the victim was contacted on an online messaging platform by somebody using the alias Manisha Sharma.

So the victim agreed to meet up in early August, heading to a residential basement apartment located in Brampton and shortly after the victim arrived a male suspect entered a room cornered them them by the way and allegedly threatened them that they were forced to each transfer $6,000. This is the type of stuff we're dealing with. We have the extortion that's going on. If you see there's tow truck wars going on, pseudo trucker wars ongoing as well. Joe, you're looking into the sky like there's a mosquito here. I got a fucking, it's a huge fucking bug. It's one of those daddy long

legs. I don't know how it got in here. There's like no windows in here. I thought maybe you might have been thinking about this story. No. I mean, I'm thinking about these stories all day, every day anyways, but not in this particular moment. No. A constant, this fucking thing. Beautiful stories. Unfortunately for this

person, they were impacted a bit, but Harwinder Singh and Raya, Raya. Yeah, great stuff. I can't wait to hear that they can't be tried because it'll jeopardize their immigration status. That's coming next week probably. Let's talk about that right now. Sergio Reyes Lour and a 31 year old Ecuadorian permanent resident charged for sexual assault causing bodily harm. Just so, God.

Against a severely intoxicated woman in a Toronto apartment. We've heard about this type of story a bunch of times with respect to the justice system. So the details for this happened April 6 and 7 in 2023 at a Toronto apartment. and Reyes, Lour, was working at the Mercy Nightclub. And he, sorry, Erdy Mercy Nightclub. Early Mercy Nightclub. So he knew the victim's friend. So he let the two people into the club without paying cover,

provided them with vodka shots. And later at 538, the next day, they ended up at his place after going to other clubs along the way. They were partying fucking hard. And surveillance was showing that they arrived at the victims, the victims were leaving, sorry, the premises around 9 a.m. So they were there for about three and a half, four hours. The woman got tanked.

She remembers almost nothing after 2 a.m. with only just a few brief things. But one of the flashes that she does remember is that it was penetrated. going on. There was, she was too drunk to speak or to move. And, yeah,

so she was just intoxicated beyond any means of rational thought. So, furthermore, she was physically bruised. There was some issues with it. So, like, she was physically abused on top of this.

So dude is maintaining his innocence. And he says, I had no prior criminal record. And he's maintaining his innocence. Yes. He's maintaining his innocence because he's got no prior criminal record. And he's saying that if they do go ahead with the crown's recommendation of a five-year

sentence, this is going to basically torpedoes immigration status and could potentially trigger deportation orders. So the judge, Justice Gillian Roberts decided, you know what, four years is enough. They reduced it. The crowd was fucking seeking five. But they said, no, let's go four. and that's good enough. And then you look at these stories,

I hear a lot about them. Justice should be blind with respect to somebody's immigration status. If I were to do this crime, I almost positive I'd get five years or more. But because of somebody's immigration status, this shouldn't impact what is going to be the punishment. Just fucking give it what anybody else would give.

If it's enough to cause them to get deported or impact your immigration status. So be it. They fucked up. They got to live by the consequences. Now it's like they get a second chance. The guy fucked over some lady, right? Like, that's fucking bullshit.

And there's so many fucking stories like this. This is one of another. Like, we'll go to the next one in a little bit. I want to hear your thoughts in this one. Dylan Francis is playing at early mercy in October. Anybody wants to go and able to do a CBP meetup at Dylan Francis. could be a good show.

Dylan Francis, is no. Is it a DJ? Doesn't matter. This guy in the story. I mean, what are we doing here? We know what we're doing here. We're pandering and catering to fucking people just because of their status.

It's not by the crime they committed. Is it possible? Is it possible? Home of origin is Ecuador. Well, is it possible that there's like such a large Ecuadorian diaspora here that politicians are in the ear of judges or police are in the ear of judges saying, look, we don't want to upset the social

order here. We got to let this guy off easy. I can't, I don't know what else it could be. I know we talked a bit about sort of like, you know, I know we talked a few years or years ago, a few months ago about like this rule in Canada that I don't think a lot people realize you have to consider someone's like background, racial origin, whatever else other bullshit before you decide whether or not they're actually a criminal and how much of criminal they are, to what degree their criminal activity was influenced by these things,

which, by the way, does not apply for, you know, white Canadians. I'll just come out and say it. But come on. There's got to be some other rationale here from the powers that be to keep a guy like this from serving a longer sentence, being deported, whatever. We're not doing anything right. You know, if we were a serious country, innocent until proven guilty, of course, crimes in a club like this, you know, they are.

are gray a lot of the time. God knows, you know, I won't say we've all. I have heard stories over the years. I used to be a bit of a party animal and you just never know what to believe. So I get it. You know, you got to go through this process. But this guy seems to have been found guilty given the preponderance of evidence against him. What are we waiting for in terms of like making an example out of somebody who comes to this country and makes a mockery of the laws? I mean, if we're not going to do it here, when are we going to do it? I don't know. You want to live a place like that where you go to a club and an immigrant can, you know, harass you, rape you, whatever, sexually assault you and, you know, you get what? The guy gets, you know, a couple of years

in the box and that's it. It's like, it's not fair, man. It's really not fair. So the thing here is that judges have the ability to consider any collateral damage that could potentially impact immigration status. And they could use this as a way to help determine what is going to be the sentence that is going to be handed down. There should be less of this discretion. Let me ask something. I got to cut you off.

Jason and the chat saying Paul Yev should run on this kind of bullshit but he won't. Do you think this is a, is this a hot enough political topic? The idea that any import who commits a crime should be deported or worse. Is this a third rail type thing?

And I'm just like missing here. Is it third rail or fourth rail? I don't know. the one you can touch. And you know what? This is something that it. What is it? What is it here?

It's low hanging fruit, but it's just a grape. It's not like it's going to change anything in the end. It's a nice to have. It's an interesting story to talk about and it would drum up some support from the people that you probably need support from, but it's not going to be moving the needle in entirety. One of the things that are impacting people that would change people's opinion for an election. It's cost a shit.

cost of food. Can't you get like the female slash mothers vote with this kind of thing? You don't think you can? Your daughters aren't safe. You're not safe. No. We're not at that point yet. Things have to get worse. I don't want to say much worse, but certainly worse. To a point where it's, you feel unsafe. There are some places you feel unsafe walking around, but it's not across the board. So those places that feel like that, they're generally voting

left anyways. that's just the reality of it. So what's the thing that impacts people right now? It's cost of food, cost of selling up your car, just everyday shit. So you have to come up with something that is going to resonate with them and say, I'll be able to fix this problem. I don't think he's had anything yet that could potentially fix that problem.

And the other guy is doing a good job selling himself is the guy that could fix that problem because of his background. I have been a banker, central banker for Canada, for England, I ran the CEO of a huge multinational company. So his resume, fuck, it looks good on paper. But people still like that. We need a banker to fix this fucking problem. Pablo in the chat, bringing up a good point too,

that you need maybe a woman to run that message for you. If you wanted it to land with the electorate, that might be true. That might be true. I don't think we're ready. No, because we're kind of in the age for people, especially Pollyev, like, this man is speaking. for us.

Like, you know, it's... No, I don't think we're ready for this message. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right. I don't think this message. There are, like, in, uh, UK, this might be something that could resonate. And you, I think it is. I forget, who's the guy that's running over there?

Rupert Lowe. Rupert Lowe. Yeah. Yeah. So it's come to a point where the... Are we going to talk about the pamphlets? We didn't talk about the pamphlets last week because it was kind of in between shows. But the UK, like, don't rape our women.

Don't cut your... daughters clit off pamphlets. The fact you got to get a pamphlet that says it's fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy. What an admission of defeat by the left in the UK. It's the best and brightest coming over. It's family's coming over. We need these people.

They're assimilating. They're not committing crimes. It's all a lie. I mean, obviously it was a fucking lie. He's stupid. Now it's gotten so bad. How bad does it have to be for the government over there? Knowing these pamphlets are going to go viral.

They just have no choice. but to make them anyways. How bad is it over there? Well, the prime minister has stepped down and they got a new prime minister. Burnham says they, he says it's like, oh, they have different values than us. Like, no shit, Sherlock. They'll split your fucking head open looking for diamonds. These people are fucking cavemen.

Look at them. Look at the fucking scene in Spain. You cannot bring people over here. There is no software upgrade that lands when they show up in the rubber boat. It's just how they are. sorry to say it, you know, but we got to start getting real about this stuff before it's too late.

Instead of putting them up in hotels and hoping they have, you know, 20 kids that everyone else has to pay for. It can't happen. Simply cannot happen. Like I send them to the Lurring Center. They can leer a bit about how to rip off the tax man. Yeah, send the money back home.

So then there's a question. Oh, fuck. I really want to go down this path, but I can. Well, let's do it. finish here. We will go to Hamilton, Brampton. We will get so. Well, just one more thing maybe we'll talk about, maybe a few more.

Sean Chen is back. Yeah. We talked about him last week. Actually, past two weeks. And he was retiring as a P, as a MP, because he was suffering from the consequences of doing a vehicle rollover back in October of last year. And so it did travel between Ottawa and Toronto. It was just too much for him, given his injuries.

and she decided to call it quits. And then there was also that video that resurfaced of him in China after his vehicle accident. The day after, the day after he got out of the hospital or whatever. What the fuck? You can't do the 45-minute flight from Toronto to Ottawa, but you could do like the 12-hour flight to Beijing or whatever. Anyways.

So he's no longer sitting on the sidelines. He's going to be running in the municipal election upcoming Scarborough North War 23 making a run for Toronto City Council and so he's back Is that where Erskine Smith is running? It's the neighboring Yeah Nate's back too

He's another guy who hasn't learned his fucking lesson No he has You just keep kicking another kick at the can right If you miss once try it again Different level right What's he always say? He's answering the call Is that what he's saying? Yeah the phone's not The phone's not ringing, bro.

You know who he used to answer the call? Who? Was Rob Ford. And maybe he dug for it too. But I don't know firsthand. Rob Ford, if you used to call him, even when he was a fucking mayor, he'd call you back. Really? That's why he was able to garner so much support.

It's because he had this image. He was rich. But he had this image that he was a common dude. In the way he was, like the way he acted. But the dude was rich, right? Yeah. He inherited somebody from his dad. So he was like, you know what, I'm going to help you out.

I'm going to call you out. So what people used to do is he used to be the counselor in Ward 2, I think it was. Where the fuck it was? Two, yeah. And so if you call them in a different ward, he would still help you out or try to help you out, at least the perception. So what he would do, like say there's a crack in the sidewalk, for instance, or in the road, and you're pissed off a buddy. You went to your counselor. Nothing happened.

Call up Ford. He'd show up. over there and he called the city workers to show up too and he'd yell at them in front of the person that call and so he did this is a show right look look i'm fucking trying to help you out the guy is the city workers obviously not gonna do anything but you know what in the end it's a great show and work people they loved it and i love this guy and that's who he got fucking he did this through simply grassroots just helping people out like that and quote unquote helping people out but also answering calls and shit you can call him up and he fucking call you back as Good on. Good on. So that's the guy who was answering calls. Now, I'm not saying that he was good or bad. I'm just saying that's what he did, which was, you know, history. You love to see it.

You love to see it. We'll do one more story before we go to the thing. Sure. Because we got time, right? Not really, but okay. Sure. Oh, no, you know, fuck it. We'll go right to the stories.

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Okay. Well, where should we begin here? Are these Wilheim stories or Lenn stories? No, they're Wilhelm stories. But you know what? There are two stories that are, very short. So it's going to be a bit of a challenge for you to figure out. Still, I at least I think they are, but still they're funny stories. Number one, we got a 50 year old man

who police say is a known sex offender charged with committing an indecent act while driving around a neighborhood. While driving. He's fucking choking the chicken while he's driving. So officers were called to an area on December 20th. after receiving reports of a man driving around in the area in a Honda committing these indecent acts. Lude. And so 50-year-old man known to police was arrested next day in December 21 and charged with an indecent act in a public place and failed to comply with a probation order. Okay. That's it.

That's the story. You don't have a name. That is short. That's very short. Really short. We don't have a name. But the dude was doing his thing. and something must have got his attention.

He just had to start firing off missiles in the car. Just couldn't relax. Okay, yeah. Worked up. Second one, we have a man facing charges after 36 vehicles were damaged in a spree with a machete. 36? Yeah, that guy went for a fucking. It was like a mall parking lot or he's just like, where was you doing all this damage?

So please say a suspect. You got to get some density in the vehicle placement. there. That's a lot of work otherwise. So police say the suspect was facing charges after three dozen vehicles were damaged in a parking lot overnight. Police were called to an apartment building around 1250 a.m. after receiving numerous calls of a man armed with a machete, striking vehicles, and challenging people to a fight. The 33-year-old man dropped the weapon after officers arrived in the scene and he was taken into custody. He's facing mischief charges as well as charge for failing to comply with.

with probation. So two guys that have criminal histories, no injuries were reported. Those are the two stories. We have one guy. I'm going to say that the guy who was jerking it in the car is the Hamilton man. Only because, and I have no,

I have really nothing to go on here. Only because I really think that unless this is from like 2005, if there was a guy, I'll give you the year. You know what? I've got to give you as much information as I have. So the first story of the sex. offender.

Yeah. It's from December 2024. Okay. So the other one, the guy with the, the machete, uh, it's taking forever to load up, is June,

sorry, July, 2024. Like, I think if I was, like, I live ostensibly in Hamilton. It's more likely that I wouldn't hear about a guy cranking his hog while he's driving around.

Then it is. is I wouldn't hear about a guy on a machete like wielding spree in some parking lot overnight. So you're basing this primarily I would have heard. I would have heard. Yeah. Like I feel like I feel like I might have missed the guy

choking his chicken but I wouldn't have missed the like fucking guy swinging the blade. So I'm going to go with the Hamilton guy is the pervert and the Brampton guy is the you know, parking lot samurai. That's where that's where I'm going to land. So the parking lot.

Samurai is the Hamilton Man. Oh my God. I didn't know about this. Where did this happen? Let me give some details in this. And so obviously the other guy was the Hamilton Man. It was it doesn't say where. It does not say where. The Samarise and Brampton?

Yeah. Police and Hamilton. Okay. So, okay. I got that right. Okay. Yeah. So Samarizing So Samarizing. Yeah. And I got it wrong. Yeah. I got it wrong. Wow. So the Brampton guy. I thought the Honda would have been the trigger point for it being No, I really just figured like if I would have heard about this.

No, I guess not. But you didn't know. So dude went around and just damaged 36 vehicles. Somehow it didn't reach your ears. Maybe you know what? They're trying to hide this story from you. From me. Well, just in general, just trying to like slide in it.

This was June. Sorry, July. A lot was going on July 2024. We were enjoying summer. and right. What was I doing? What was I doing in July 24? My wife was pregnant.

I was busy in 24. My wife was pregnant. Yeah. So there you go. Wilheim. You got him again? I'm getting absolutely fucking cooked. This guy's like prime Pedro Martinez on the mountain.

Like I can't fucking throw an aspirin every fucking night here. So yeah, if you want to get him, try to get the stories that were done around the time his wife was pregnant or after his child was born. Because obviously he was predisposed. And then I'm really tuned out for that. Yeah. It's got to go simply on intuition, right? Oh, man. That's good.

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