The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast - Bitcoin News With a Canadian Spin - New York's Communist Grocery Store Disaster | The Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast

Episode Date: August 5, 2026

Coldcard vulnerability explained: $89 million in Bitcoin gone in four days — the thief never touched a device.Full show notes & past episodes → https://canadianbitcoiners.comCoinkite is a Toronto company. The Coldcard is the Bitcoin hardware wallet serious self-custody people trust. On July 30th an attacker swept 1,082 BTC out of 1,196 addresses in 41 minutes, then kept going. Block's engineers found the cause: one mis-written line in Coinkite's own library meant Coldcards had been generating seeds from a predictable number generator instead of the hardware chip. Since March 2021. Nineteen hundred and sixty-one days.Nobody was hacked. No device opened, no server breached, no malware installed. The keys were calculated offline from public data, and the blockchain checked which guesses had money on them. If you rolled 50 or more fair, private dice rolls setting your Coldcard up, Coinkite says that seed isn't at risk from this bug. If you didn't, move your coins.In this episode of the Canadian Bitcoiners Podcast:— How one keyword collapsed seed entropy from 128 bits to roughly 40 on Mk2/Mk3 (about 72 on Mk4, Mk5 and Q)— Why "Coldcard was hacked" is the wrong headline, and why the distinction matters— NVK: "I'm sorry and I'm devastated" — and the AI excuse nobody's buying— The 2021 commit that shipped seed-generation code with no pull request— Coinkite emailing customers back to 2019, and the privacy problem that raises— What Strategy's June 29 filing actually authorizes on BTC sales, and what it doesn't— Saylor's company has sold 3,620 BTC in 2026 at ~$60k against a $75,476 cost basis— Apple sued for $1.8M over a fake Sparrow Wallet that passed App Store review— Ford and Piccini's $11,700 Disney trip, Grewal's ads in his father's paper— Groceries top what's draining Canadian bank accounts: 76% say so— 50,000 applications for 700 CNE jobs, realtor counts falling, Peel shootings up— Chow vs. Ford on the waterfront, Billy Bishop, and the Alto deal falling apart— Ottawa bought 3,196 motorbikes for Ghanaian farm agents and never budgeted the gas— New York's municipal grocery stores at 30% off— Tens of thousands storm Ceuta as Spain counts its dead— Fauci takes the Fifth, more than 100 timesSelf-custody didn't fail this week. A software supply chain did. Dice, passphrases, verification and multisig exist for exactly this — and the people who used them still have their Bitcoin.— Canadian Bitcoiners Podcasthttps://canadianbitcoiners.com — subscribe and turn on notifications for the Monday show.#Bitcoin #Coldcard #CanadianBitcoiners #Coinkite #SelfCustody #MSTR #BitcoinNews #BitcoinCanada————————————————————————————————SPONSORS🔒 easyDNS — Canadian-owned, ICANN-accredited registrar that has accepted Bitcoin since 2013. Domains, DNS, email, hosting, all without selling you out. Use promo code **CBP Media** for 50% off your first purchase, no limits.→ https://easydns.com⚡ Bull Bitcoin — Canada's non-custodial, Bitcoin-only exchange. Founded 2013 in Montreal. They never hold your keys; you self-custody from day one. CBP listeners get 25% off fees for life.→ https://app.bullbitcoin.com/registration/cbp🔥 256 Heat — Hashrate heaters: Bitcoin miners purpose-built to heat a space. Every watt of electricity becomes heat AND hashrate, so you're warming your space and stacking sats at the same time. Custom solutions available. Tell them CBP sent you for a discount.→ https://256heat.com🎓 Bitcoin Mentor — One-on-one coaching to take you from "I bought some Bitcoin" to true self-sovereign ownership. Wallets, keys, collaborative custody, inheritance planning, node setup, the whole stack. 30-day money-back guarantee on every package.→ https://btcmentor.io/aff/joey————————————————————————————————FOLLOW THE SHOW🎙️ CBP — https://x.com/CanadianBTCPod👤 Joey — https://x.com/joeytweeets👤 Len — https://x.com/thebtcpricebot

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I love this. I love this. In the city of New York. Somebody posted a meme out there. It should be called 9-11 instead of 7-Eleven. And I thought it was pretty good. And so the mayor decided this past week, you know what, groceries is just too damn expensive for people.

Just like here in Canada, New Yorkers are feeling that the pinch as well. So they created a new initiative called the NYC groceries. So it's going to be five different stores located throughout the city. And they're going to be municipal grocery stores. And this seems to work oh so well in other areas like Chicago and so forth. I'm sure that you'll have the same level of success over there. They're going to be offering a 30% discount compared to standard retail. So when you buy shit like produce, meat, seafood, dairy, it's going to be cheaper than the competition.

The capitalistic competition can provide. So this is going to be obviously paid for by taxpayer money. They committed $70 million to fund a capital in getting the site prepared, do the construction, rent, and shit like that. And they say that this could potentially save people around $90 a month in grocery fees, which could translate to around roughly $1,000 annually every year so that people could then use that money elsewhere. But it's not free. Somebody's paying for it, right?

Not only is this coming out of city budget, which is paid for by taxpayers, the competition now is going to suffer because it's already razor thin, the profit margin for. selling fucking groceries. Now they got to deal with an entity, the government coming in and selling your shit at a 30% discount. What do you think this is going to do? You're going to have these shops close up because they can't compete. This place is going to get ransacked for many fucking, because the people are going to shop there.

You know it's going to go in there and just going to just fucking take things. There's going to be some changing consumer habits on display. Locked behind steel. like you have to open it up, like just to get your lettuce. You got to ask somebody to open it up like you're going to Best Buy. Oh my God. So this is the situation. Ultimately, this is not going to end well.

It's going to take a few months, perhaps a year or two to play out. But I can guarantee you at the end of this whole experiment, it's going to be brutal. People are going to be far worse off. You're going to have less competition because stores are going to close because they can't compete against this. And the people are going to be funding more and more money into this. It's going to get shit stolen like crazy. It's going to be disastrous. New York City, you even saw that the governor in New York, the state of New York, coming on saying the people in Florida, come back. We need your tax dollars. And just a few years earlier, you're just saying,

we don't need you. Go somewhere else. Like, they are desperate for people to stay. They're desperate for people to pay into a system that is just going to keep dishing up money like crazy. good luck. New York City it revived itself. It was brutal in the 70s and 80s. It revived itself. Giuliani was the catalyst for a lot of that. Bloomberg too.

Bloomberg too. Yeah. I believe so. Yeah. And so, you know, good luck. You know, there's two things I want to point out about this story that I think are funny. One is being identified in the chat already. You have to ID yourself as a citizen in New York to use the grocery stores.

Did you know that? So they don't want people from New Jersey coming over other jurisdictions. That sucks. Almost, almost like too perfect this policy on identifying yourself. Of course, if you go to vote on the way to the store, on the way back from the store, you have to shred your ID. You cannot have an ID at that point. Get rid of it.

Hide it in the car. Whatever. That's number one. Number two, maybe the more interesting part that I don't see anyone talking about. There's going to be five of these locations, like you mentioned, in and around New York City. Right now, only three of the locations are known. But to get into the store, if you want to participate in the grocery racket that this guy's starting, you have to invest in all five.

What are the odds that those last two are in just such undesirable areas that they're not going to tell you until it's just about too late to do anything about it? It's got to be 100%, right? They're going to be in these fucking Gotham war zones that you see on TV all the time. Like, there's no doubt. There's no doubt about this. None of this is going to work.

This stuff is going to be gone off the shelves. Look, if you want to operate in a poor area in New York City, then you get people who will steal from you, hurt you. They'll be violent. They'll be on drugs. They'll be scamming. They'll be, you know, you see all the time on Instagram. Man, the like pineapple

slices dipped in Kool-Aid. These guys, like, using their EBT cards to buy food and then sell it to people as quote-unquote plates on Facebook marketplace. It's just nothing but scams with certain demographics. I'm not talking about racial demographics, but rather income and sort of like the people who live in certain neighborhoods. They're in that neighborhood because they are this kind of person. It's not magic. It's not some kind of like, you know, software downgrade that hits them when they have to move into, you know, subsidize. housing or subsidized apartments. This is the same guy, by the way, that, you know, while he was doing this, released also the list of homes and residences that would be affected by the Pietater tax. And you got guys like Scott Galloway, just a perfect mid-curve moron, super liberal.

Him and what is that girl's name who looks like a dude. I can't remember her name. She's like a podcaster. I want to say Rachel Maddow. It's not Rachel Maddo. You guys in the chat will know and tell me. They're talking about how I just can't believe Mayor Mammondani would release this list where it's got everyone's name and address who could be affected by the Pietater.

What is the net benefit of this? It's like when you vote for like the bear at the picnic and then the bear comes to eat your food and eat you. And you're left saying, oh, I can't believe the food and human eating. eating bear ate me too. Like, are you guys stupid? These people are dyed in the wool communist. Mom Dani is a died in the wool communist. These guys don't, they don't care about any of the stuff you think they care about. They care about taking your wealth, putting you on basically an unofficial government sanction hit list and dancing on your grave. That's all they care about. You're opening government grocery stores, man. Like, whatever you think is coming next, it's not,

it's not the utopian liberal paradise of the textbooks you wrote or read or whatever it's the opposite you'll be in the gulags you'll be digging the ditch bro and the food won't be on the shelf either you'll be stuck

you'll be stuck eating styrofoam or whatever they eat in communist paradises it's just so funny it's like the same shit over over these retards it's not funny it's kind of funny

I think it's kind of funny because if you think of what New York represents right and it's just it's sad right and whatever it's just that the way things are going and I don't know man it used to be a place where people care of Swisher Billy thank you in the chat caras Swisher that's yeah I have no question is it Nick Swisher's wife I have no clue she's related to Swisher

sweets maybe more problems for Doug E Ford and the Trillium came out this past week with a report that shows one of the MPs, MPPs for the PCs. Mississauga-Multon is the MPP's writing. Deepak Anand. So Deepak, it looks like he's been renting his constituency office from somebody that he knows. He's got personal ties with, right?

So publicly funded lease payments, totaling hundreds of thousands of dollars were directed towards the office space owned by this guy's personal friend. What kind of, like, no finesse, no finesse. There's no finesse. So then we got more.

Bring me back to the golden era of scams. Give me Watergate, you know? Give me a JFK assassination cover up. There's no finesse here. Where's the creativity, bro? What do you? Well, I guess it gets better. So we talked about David Puccini last week.

He's the labor minister now. And it looks like that. So four individuals paid taxpayers or billed taxpayers, sorry, $11,000 for a trip to Florida. So in mid-July, just not too long ago, a couple weeks ago, Puccini, two ministerial staffers and traveled to Florida, Orlando, staying at the Walt Disney Beach Club Resort. Nice. Why did they go there? Because Doug Ford was delivering a keynote speech for the Leuna conference. That's the Labor International Union of North America.

They were doing the International Leadership Conference over there. And they were celebrating the relationship between the Union and the Ontario government in fucking Florida. I love it. So they officially categorized this trip as a ministry-related international mission. and they emphasizing the engagement with a major private sector union representing tens of thousands of workers in the province. The optics pathetic. Very bad. Yeah.

So they were charging over $11,000 for travel lodging in it. Apparently this was a luxury Disney resort. And also the event was hosted by a close political ally, which is the Leuna labor folks. Leuna is like a fucking wrecking ball, eh? Like they dominate politics so much more than people realize. That's the Labor's International, I think, Union, North America. I'm pretty sure that's what it stands for. Yeah, Labor's International Union of North America.

There we go. Joey, how we didn't get to go to this fucking international leadership conference in Florida? Number one. Yeah. Sorry, go ahead. I just want to tell you, you think Leuna is actually a crazy racket here in Hamilton when my wife and I got married in 21. And back before COVID, we were looking at different halls.

I'm Italian. I needed a big hall for a wedding. You know, I got to, I got to fucking 400 seats, right? Leuna Station in Hamilton is a pretty widely, like, it's a well-known wedding hall. I got to tell you, for the price, it fucking sucks. It's up to Qie, right? Sort of. It's downtown.

It's like off of, I think it's at the end of James Street. It's right by the train tracks. It's not a bad, like, don't go around. The building is super nice. It's like this regal, kind of old-timey, you know, Spider-Man. bugle newspaper type type looking building but it's such a rip off

and I really feel like they're using that building to launder money somehow. I don't know how they're doing it but I would not be surprised if they were doing it because there's just no way that people are paying that much money

with that much frequency for that level of output. I don't get it. Whatever. There's something going on. Set up an international conference in fucking Florida. Yeah, maybe they're just using a Swiffer

it's not quite laundering but there's something going on there you know. But why? Magic Eraser maybe. I don't know. I don't know. Ladies and gentlemen over there, working for the Luna,

like you guys and gals did it fucking wrong. You do the Florida trip in January, in February. You don't do it in fucking July. So hot. The weather's good year. You're not going to go there. The weather's good there. I mean, for some people it's too hot and human, not for me.

But you don't try to get at. You try to maximize the warmth in your life. So next time you're going to do this fucking international leadership conference. Book it for fucking January or February. do it right and then soak up some rays that's the way I do it anyway the optics of this whole thing

Ford is just trying to parry all these fucking attacks he's in a tough position other people that are in tough positions Joey are people in Canada paying for food and that's basically everybody over here right and let's I don't want to say it I'll get fucking in trouble

CTV article came out titled What is the single biggest household bill draining Canadian bank accounts So a narrative I'm sorry narrative research The poll They realized

Once this thing came out In informing us The biggest thing taking a bite Out of our budget is food Shocker 76% of Canadian survey Named that cost of food and grocery Is the single biggest financial pressure

Impacting their household budgets It's not fucking housing, Joey It's food, right? Food inflation in Canada if compared to our peers in the G7, we have, if not the highest, or close to the highest, and we've been at that for some time.

Highest inflation too, right? In food inflation, I think? Food inflation, yes. Oh, yeah, okay, okay, yeah. So 3.9% year over year. And people say, okay, you got drought, you got rainfall, changing weather pattern. Everyone's impacted by that, I guess.

You have tariffs, everybody's impacted by that. But for some reason, somehow, these other countries are able to fucking deal with that and not have food inflation as high it is over here right now. So by doing that, people are now

dipping in, they're saying into emergency reserves to pay for this. They're relying on their savings that they have to pay for food and they're utilizing credit to cover just basic living expenses. Klarna, your crow trees.

By now, P.S. What are they going to do? What can they repossess after the fact? You shouldn't out of the toilet. Okay, the craziest thing, too, is that, like, I see people in the chat mentioning taxes. These are all related, okay? This is like end of empire stuff. We don't have it in the stories. But have you seen what's going on in St. Catharines over the last few weeks?

No, fill me in. The city is underwater. It's flooded. St. Catherine's. Every basement in the lower city is flooded because the sewer system can't handle the rain. The city of St. Catharines is tweeting out that it's been unprecedented. amounts of rainfall.

It's unprecedented storms. Buddy, it's not unprecedented at all. People's basements have been flooded for weeks. For weeks. Joey, if you go back a couple of thousand years ago. Mental. Mental, dude. The Romans.

The Aqueducts. They hadn't figured out. Well, aqueducts brought into water, but they were able to create sewage. Now, there was no sanitation. That stuff was sent out directly to local rivers and whatnot. But I'm just trying to point out with minimal, like in terms of computers and shit like that. Yeah. They were able to do it.

Right. They were here. We have so much. We have AI that could do like all this crazy stuff. They can make me saying that I love the cold card again. But they can't fucking figure out how to. Don't give them any ideas. Don't give them any ideas.

Like, right? Like what the hell is going on? I look at this. We're going backwards. Right. We're not going forward. We're going backwards. The unprecedented rain.

They're not amazing. I don't see any flooding near me. You have any flooding near you? I mean, I guess. You know what they have to do? They need a rain tax over there. And that rain tax could help fund a brand new sewer system

that could get all our shit out there. Do you know what? Do you know what I think is such? You know, I think it's such a good example of like, just misguided modernity. Have you seen these fucking rain chains on people's house? What the fucks are?

rain chain. Somebody in the chat. You can tell me if I'm fucking crazy here. People don't like the way that eaves troughs and like the gutter, what do you call a thing? A downspout.

They don't like the way the downspouts look. And so what they do is they put a chain on the roof instead of a downspout and apparently the water just follows the chain. I would never trust that

in this scenario where there was actually rain to be concerned about. So like you don't need a downspout all the time. You need the downspout when there's a lot of rain and your eaves troughs are having trouble clearing it. It's just the dumbest shit in the world, man. Beyond that, Joey.

Because with the downspout, if it goes into the sewer system, then it's the city's responsibility. But a lot of people now they have it disconnected. But it points away from the house quite a bit because what happens if you have a flood of water, which would happen with this fucking chain so close, your weeping tiles are going to be overwhelmed with water. you're going to have a flood in the basement. So you want to get that water as far away from the house as possible. No, but it doesn't look as good as the chain. I don't get to roll back the chain.

We cannot have chains. It's function over four, man. Get that, get it right. And it may not look as pretty, but I can't guarantee you. But I could say that you will probably have less floods in your basement as a result. And, you know,

you want to have the chain and mop up the basement, all the more power to you. I'm not going to fucking do that. I want to have that water. It's far away from my house. There's so many on, just Google them. They're so good. They're so good.

You buy a decorative chain off Amazon. Eight foot chain, a water chain. Guess how much it costs? An eight foot chain. An eight foot chain at home hardware costs you nothing. What do you think it costs you on Amazon? I would think a lot because if it's going to be heavy duty. It's not heavy duty.

It's 25 bucks. $100. $100. Okay Whatever Just fucking say Whatever whatever whatever I don't know what to say about that So here's a

Here's something that's interesting That's show you that the economy is doing Its economy thing that's the sign of the times The number of realtors in Ontario Has gone down for the first time In eight years Wow really? I'm surprised it's that long

Well they've stuck around they tried as much as possible. The economy is tied to the hip of real estate. And to see this is an indication that the real estate beer market is in full swing. They say buyers are doing the quote unquote wait and see approach. And this is a huge difference to where we were a few years ago. Reports show that a decent percentage of real estate agents recorded zero transactions. over multi-quarter periods.

That's essentially doing fuck-all for a long time. The easy money that used to be available in real estate is gone. Interest rates have risen. Less people are moving to Canada. There's less disposable income. It's harder to get a mortgage. It's harder to re-up your mortgage. Now, the question is, what happens to these people?

What sort of transferable They can't go back to being bottle girls Every bottle girl I knew from my past life Became a real estate agent Over the last 10 years Started an Instagram account Pointing at the house And can't go back

I'll tell you that You know where they can go They can go to the C&E Right The C&E up is They're now taking applications Right Just fucking stop the show now

What a transition Oh my God It's a great segue So we have, you know, not since Elliot Page, have we seen the transition so, so clean and tidy. That's unbelievable. So, you know, this is probably probably the mark of the end of summer when you have the C&E starting to take applications for a job. I know it's far away. Winter's far away, but still, you know, enjoy the weather, but whatever.

C&E, they reported they received almost 50,000 applications for some rules. Only 5,000 jobs are going to be created for the Cini. but a lot of them are already filled. So these 50K applicants, they're fighting for the remaining jobs that are open around 700 jobs. There's jobs like cashiers,

retail staff, food service workers, game attendance, shit like that. Now, there's the youth unemployment issue. That's taken absolute beating in the last a while. And you can understand why it's a beating last while.

just drive around and you'll understand. So it's, from what I remember, it's around 17% youth unemployment earlier this year. Teenagers, college kids, university kids, they're having a tough time finding work. And unfortunately, the competition out there,

it's fucking, it's hard for them to find a job. Oh shit. It's too bad. But whatever, they did it for the economy. What was it? The GDP?

was continually going up. GDP per capita was going down, but GDP, that was numbered. I always wanted to keep plugging away. This is the result of that. So I'm hoping, I'm happy that they kept the GDP very high. Pretty soon to keep the GDP going up, we're going to have to have a Kuerta Shores moment.

Yeah, so. We can talk about it. It's fine with me. No, let's talk about, I guess two more, because we're running late right now. Yeah, yeah. Two more stories.

And I don't want to leave these. CTV news story came out. Quote, shootings have nearly doubled in Ontario's Peel region so far this year. Sweet. So in the first six months of this year, compared to the first six months of 2025, now Peel encompasses Mississauga and Brampton.

103 shootings this year in the first six months versus 58 last year. And the police chief believes a lot of, is due to organized crime, international drug trafficking, and a surge in extortion schemes. So home-indate invasions. Can we point to any specific diaspora for these? I mean, we do a scheme every week on this show at the end of the show.

We do. We do. And so violent crimes are spiking in these areas and in some areas of appeal. So the police, what they want to do, they've been pushing for stricter laws like Bill C-22 and Bill C-14. Shocker. And so, yeah, so they say Brampton has been the place to be for extortion crimes. They're targeting local business owners. Can't make it up.

Can't make it up. Toe truck violence is through the roof. Drug trafficking. Threats sent via encrypted apps or social media. And that's just what do you make of this Edmonton police story speaking of threats? That's the last story I was going to bring up. Yeah, go ahead. Well, I want to see, if you have the, if you have the post, send it to me and we'll pull it up for people because I do think we have to look at it.

It's like you have to see it to believe it moment in terms of the new like somebody that's stupid. Whatever, send it to me if you got it. I don't have a private chat. Okay. We'll pull this up. Maybe give the background while I get it going here. So the Edmonton police, they tweeted out something, but then deleted it shortly thereafter. because either they reviewed it, didn't like it,

or there was a lot of backlash. Maybe it was both. But it read, you typed it, someone lived it, online hate isn't just a comment. It hurts real people and harms real community. Hate has no home here.

And I have a whole bunch of clips in the tweet, like send them back home or Canada needs deportation now. And they're saying that's hate speech. All true, all true, by the way. Let's see. Here we go. I'll pull it up.

By the way, do you know that, you know, they're saying that the crime in Edmonton is at a five-year low, right? That's what they're saying according to stats. But as Homer Simpson said, you know, you come with stats to prove anything. Forty percent of people

know that. So, they could tell me. Can we watch this? Can we watch it? Yeah. Can you see it? I can see, yeah. Okay. I think it's big enough for everybody. I hope. Let's see. There's no volume on the video, but yeah, this is

a banger. Has there been a more precipitous decline? than that of the opinion of police officers in the year 2026. Not necessarily through any fault of their own, but because I think my stance on this continues to be the same. Unions don't want to put members in harm's way, and so they have to make policing this like sort of bullshit, you know, fake support nonsense.

You see on shit like that, that post, oh, someone said something about me online. Too fucking bad. How's that? Too fucking bad. Stop with this. They deleted the tweet. They're not the only police station that deleted the tweet.

The only police force is deleted the tweet of similar nature. People don't want to see this. And by the way, you know, the reason people feel this way is because every police service in the country is releasing these five-year investigations into extortion, human trafficking, drug trafficking, weapons trafficking. Who are the people that are in the pictures all the time? It's not like we're making it up. They are tweeting the stuff. So if they don't want that, then stop to be... To Miss a Saga Man.

Whatever. You know what I mean? Enough. These guys are crazy, dude. They're fucking like, come on. Get over it already. Okay. Joey, I think we...

I'm closing the chat. Here we go. Wilheim, this is my own stories. So, uh, do the read. Do the read. Do the read. Hamilton. Rampton Man brought to you by two 56.

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No, I'm not. I'm not. So we have mail arrested after stolen U-Haul crashes into building. Oh, this is over already. You know what your problem is? You don't have enough entropy in your stories. I know exactly what this is all about already. You want to just go with the titles and you can ask me about the stories?

So police have arrested one mail after a stolen U-Haul truck crashed into a residence on a busy street during the early hours on Tuesday morning. So 140 in a morning, police observed a U-Haul truck. And due to the time of day in circumstances, the officer conducted a license plate search, and it revealed that the vehicle was reported stolen. And so the patrol officers, they responded to the area, and the occupant put the vehicle in motion, nearly striking an officer. And during the incident, the U-Haul collided with three marked police cruisers before crashing into a nearby residence. Oh, nearby residence?

Yeah. So the vehicle came to rest after striking the building's exterior fire, escape stairwell. 54-year-old driver with no fixed address was taking the custody and arrested and charged with a variety of things. So investigation is still a lot more. NFA. NFA is interesting. That's number one.

Number two, man 55 allegedly impersonates 26-year-old a traffic stop. So 55-year-old man is facing charges after he allegedly impersonated a man 29 years younger than him trying to avoid the disclosing that he was banned from driving after being stopped from police. So on Wednesday morning, the police say the officer witnessed this 2017 Ford Explorer failing to stop at a red light. And the officer pulled over to driver and a driver allegedly told the officer he was 26 years old and provided a valid driver's license that showed the young age. But the officer identified a driver as a male who was actually in his middle age and currently barred from driving. As a buddy, as a result, buddy is now facing charges including impersonation with intent to avoid arrest.

obstruction of justice and shit like that scheduled to appear in court. So those are the two stories. We have one, we have the stolen you all crashed into the building. Second, we have the man saying he was younger. The 55-year-old guy was saying he was 26 to try to avoid any jail time because he was banned for driving. Who's the Hamilton and who's the Brampton man? It's really only the Brampton man that would be so brazenness to say he was 30 years younger,

right? It has to be. And the other thing, too, is that the NFL, FAA? Like the no, the no fixed address thing is another tell because it's very rare you see the Brampton man in the street, you know? You don't, you don't often, he's not often a street person. You know what I'm saying? Like, he's often got, he's got an FAA most of the time. He's not NFA. He's not FAA. He shares the FAA with many of his colleagues. He's got friends. He's got family. Sisters, brothers, friends. Yeah. Grandma, grandpa. Yeah, they're all sharing the same FAA. I just also think that it's like the only thing that gives me pause in this is that obviously

these are two varieties of traffic violation. You have the guy who's pulled over, but you have the other guy who's like crashing into shit in a truck. U-Haul truck. Like that's on brand for the Brampton man. You know, it is. It's on brand. But I think, I think probably it's the Hamilton man crashing the U-Haul and the Brampton

man getting picked up in traffic, if I had to guess. Yeah, and you're correct. We are so back. We are so back. I love it. So I don't have any names, unfortunately, but that's what we have for. I love it. Hope you enjoy them.

So Wilhelm, buddy, going to bust up those stories next week or why? We get back and track. Can't believe I even got these stories, given what's going on the past few days. It's very good. Very busy, but I got this one under the fucking radar. There's 200, more than 200 people watching. I appreciate all you guys coming. Listen, go to Canadian Bitcorners.com.

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