The Changelog: Software Development, Open Source - #define: game theory, dude (Friends)

Episode Date: December 17, 2023

What happens when you take four grizzled #define veterans and throw an Emma Bostian into the mix? Find out on this episode because our award-worthy game of fake definitions is back and this time it's even better!

Welcome to Changelog and Friends, a weekly talk show about facial myalgia. Thanks to our partners for helping us bring you the best developer pods each and every week. Fassy.com, Fly.io, and Typesense.org. Okay, let's play. Welcome to Pound Define, our 100% original and in no way copied from Balderdash Game Show, where you're rewarded for lying like a skilled politician let's introduce our players in the order they will be playing first up yes it's amel hussein she's back again i'm i'm first again that's right this is again i should not

this is like the worst way to tell someone that they're going first, you know? We have a whole pre-gaming for a reason. This is how I assert my dominance early in the day, is I just put you first. I can see that. And now we know the order of operations. Playing second, it's the winner of our inaugural game. It's Losh Vickman. Hey, Losh. Hello, hello.

Pleasure to be back. I have no expectation to win this time. Did you sense the spite in my voice when I had to announce you? Because I was so close. I was so close to winning the previous round. You were also close to scheduling me out, but Emma fixed it for us. True. Unfortunately, you showed up anyways.

Okay, so next up. Do we have two Swedes on the show right now? Is that what's going on here? Hold on. We haven't introduced Emma yet. You can't just start talking to her. Okay, sorry. You're right.

You're right. You're right. She doesn't exist yet. Hasn't been defined yet. Yes, exactly. It's Taylor Troche live streaming from his friend's bedroom. What's up, Taylor? Yo, how's it going?

You're in the friend's bedroom once again. He's back in his friend's bedroom. Always happy to have you on the show. Playing fourth, there she is. Now we can talk to her. It's our new contestant and our old friend, Emma Bostgen. Hey, Emma. Hey. Or hey, I guess they'd say in Swedish, which sounds exactly the same.

I'm not Swedish, but I'd like to be someday if they'll keep me. When you get older, yeah. Good goals. Yeah, you're sweet in transition i would say you know yeah well how's your line i mean i've made it this far in life okay so you're doing there's a reason i'm on this show we invite emma for a few reasons first of all excellent bs-er secondly the creator of our game show genre when she introduced javascript jeopardy years ago on js party which i then took and ran with and we have a bevy of game shows now so happy to have you emma you're welcome back anytime finally playing last because i'm enforcing his chivalrous ways, is my partner in crime. It's Adam Stachowiak.

What's up, dude? What's up? Glad to be back. Glad to lie to you all, all day long. Especially Amel. You're very good at tricking Amel. She's going to get all my definitions and just love them and gobble them up. Pretty much, yeah.

But you know what? I would say the same for Lars, you know? We didn't talk about that enough, but Lars definitely fell for me quite a bit. Who could avoid it? This is not good. This is a tactic. Suck up to your opponents. Get them comfortable.

Well, I need to build a good chemistry here because we need to make sure that Jared does not win. That's very critical to me winning. Our last ship is part of the game. I am here to be the antagonist so that all of you can be friends, even though if you think critically, you're also playing against yourselves. But whatever, whatever. This is a game of fake definitions.

Here's how it works. Each round has a word. I will present said word. It also has a definition. You all will create fake definitions that represent said word. It also has a definition. You all will create fake definitions that represent that word, all words in the category of stem. If you actually know what the word means, you can submit that to me and you'll get three points for being correct.

If you don't know what it means, then you'll make up a definition and try to trick the opponents into guessing yours. Three points for the correct definition to start. Two points if you guess the right one at the end. One point for each person who chooses your definition. If none of you, there are five this time, but if none of you select the correct definition, then three points to me as your host and moderator the first player to reach 12 points wins any questions before we kick into round one if i did the math right this means that you could if you craft really believable ones actually beat someone who is consistently correct or you could draw

with someone who's consistently correct which i like as an idea. This is true. Did you say the first person who wins 12 rounds or 12 points? 12 points. Oh, wow. Okay, so I guess that's how difficult it was for us to get there. I thought we got really close last time. So last game we played 10 rounds and Lash made it to 17 points. So we're thinking that it might be, you know, 7 to 8 rounds maybe, but we'll see.

We'll see how the game plays out. It just depends. So we hop right into round one. Your first word is syzygy. Syzygy. S-Y-Z-Y-G-Y. Syzygy. And these are still STEM?

Correct. All in the world of STEM. Please submit to me your fake definitions privately now or whenever you're ready. Can you spell the word for us or put it in chat? Yes. It's S-Y-Z-Y-G-Y. I will put it in the chat here. I'm resolved this time not to fall prey to the humble mega flask.

Please don't use mega flask in any of your definitions. If you can hear some kind of farm animal noise coming out of my microphone, is that your daughter? Crotch Goblin who does not enjoy putting her pajamas on. Well, it sounds like she's having fun. That's why you need to go to a friend's house. Crotch Goblin. Crotch Goblin.

No, I love her. I'm just facetious. Most kids around that age are some kind of goblins. Different times. Yeah, but two to four is the perfect age

for children. They're the cutest. They're the weirdest. They say the darndest things. Do you still have any in that range, Jared? No, my youngest is five now. Unfortunately. I mean, it's not unfortunate that she's five. I'm happy that she continues to get older, I guess.

Although my first daughter, I made her promise that she'd stay three forever, and she actually fell for it. And now I just punish her constantly for lying to me. You said you were going to be three, and now look at you. You're 15. I mean, that's like such a terrible lie. That's a disappointment. All right, I have a Mel's.

You have a wide range of children, Jared, you know, dealing with emotionally demanding and physically demanding, like, that's a widespread, you know, that's impressive. And then you have to deal with us, you know, adult children on the show, so. Right, yes, my other. Your other bumbinos. My other

crotch goblins. Oh, crotch goblins I have Emma's so far the ladies whooping up on the guys in time to definition I mean you don't have to state the obvious TTD Jared

these girls know how to TTD time to definition okay I've got Losh and Taylor. Adam is now pulling up the rear. Greatness takes time. Oh, it's Adam's. Greatness takes time. All right.

Something, something blockchain. Yeah, exactly. Something, something NFT. No. I wish though. Something, something NFT. No. I wish though. Okay, Jared, hold it together. You have to read these. Something, something, please click this link.

Okay. Okay, we have all six definitions. I can't look at you guys. I just had to go full screen on my spreadsheet because if I look at your faces, there's just no way I can read these out loud without cracking. Syzygy, a phenomenon that occurs when a proton and electron collide, named after scientist Thomas Syzygy, a phenomenon in literary psychology where the fiction lies to the reader as part of characters in the story not knowing the truth. Syzygy, maximum axial tilt of a planetary body. The persistent distributed key value data store associated with the IBM Cloud Kubernetes service. Oh my gosh.

Who was that? All right. That was a snort. I can't even keep a straight face. Yeah. Syzygy, the fizzing that occurs after extracting two or more elements from their original state, or syzygy, an alignment of three celestial bodies. We will start with Amel.

I can reread or I can help you remember if you need to. Which of those six definitions is the correct one for syzygy? I hate going first. Well, it was interesting. There was two references to planets. One sounded more legit than the other, but the element thing looked good. The proton thing seemed very legit too.

Can you read the planet once again yes uh this was number three the maximum axial tilt of a planetary body okay i'm gonna go with that all right losh your turn what was the proton thing a phenomenon that occurs when a proton and an electron collide named after scientist thomas zizici, let's go with that one. Okay. Taylor, your turn. Let's go for the spread. Let's go for that other heavenly body one. Heavenly body, celestial body.

An alignment of three celestial bodies? It's a little early to be playing the spread, but go for it. You can't start too soon. Okay, Emma, what do you think? What are we left with? We're left with, so unused is the literary psychology one. And the... IBM Kubernetes one.

Yeah, the Kubernetes service and the fizzing that occurs after extracting two or more elements. So those three. Okay, I'll go with the most science-y one. The fizzing that occurs that's what i would have picked too for what it's worth uh that leaves adam gosh what was number four jared number four was the ibm cloud service sorry let's go with that one. Okay. Very good. That sounds legit.

You're a martyr if I ever knew one, Adam. He's playing the spread, man. He's just playing the spread. We will see. Okay, let's start with that one. So Adam thought that Syzygy was the persistent distributed key value data store associated with the IBM Cloud Kubernetes service. That was Emma's definition, so one point for Emma. It was so bad. I was

gauging how strong all of your answers would be. Well, you got a point out of it, so not too bad. Yeah, congrats. Speaking of Emma, she guessed that Syzygy was the fizzing that occurs after extracting two or more elements. That was Adam's, so you guys

traded points there. And, Amel, you admitted you would have guessed it. You love my definitions. You love my definitions. I was so close to guessing that. Honestly, it's true. You know, you want to make me a t-shirt that says I love atoms definitions? I'll wear it.

I'll make it. That'd be a good one. Do it. Well, this time around, Amel, you chose the maximum axial tilt of a planetary body, not atoms. That was Taylor's definition. So one point for Taylor. Darn it. Good one.

Good job, Taylor. Taylor guessed the other planetary one, which was an alignment of three celestial bodies. That was the correct definition. So Taylor got it right he was close with his maximum axial tilt so two points for him plus one meanwhile alosh you guessed a phenomenon that occurs when a proton and electron collide that was amels so she gets one point there basically you're on you're on brand uh large You're just picking my answers. I need to know why Adam chose mine because mine was complete BS. Like that was not even.

Because it was BS. Okay. Well, thank you. So he just likes to see the world burn or what? Because it was BS. That's why. All right. It's fun.

Well, that round goes to Taylor. He gets three points. Two for getting it correct and one for tricking Amel. Emma and Adam both scored. Amel scored. Our previous winner sitting in last was zero. I also have zero. Off to a hot start.

Let's move to round two. Our word for round two is ultra crepidarian. Ultra crepidarian. i will put it in the chat hey jared may i have the uh country of origin no for the word this is not a spelling bee it's not a spelling bee all right the word is in the chat the word is ultra crepidarian spelled for our listener it's spelled u-l-t-r-a-c-r-e-p-i-d-a-r-i-a-n ultra crepidarian i almost sent my answer to jason our editor and you just would have been like so random you know like yes you'd be like what is this what did you call me? Yeah, exactly. Ultra Creepy Darian.

Listen, just because I watch the Kardashians doesn't mean... I'm just kidding. Wait, wait. What is a Darian? Because if we're talking about Ultra Creepy Darians... You know someone? You can't phone a friend. You can't bring one on the show.

That's someone who's always daring you to do stuff. But in a really crappy way? Well, you know, like, little double dog dare you, you know, little triple dog dare you. Taylor's in. I think we're all very comfortable pretending like we know what we're talking about. But sounding like official in stem is a little bit different it is hard isn't it i feel like adam might be waiting for a chat gpt to respond it's been slowly yeah he does look like he's like he's like he's he's typing to chat gpt please be terse and short okay make make a definition for

this word that you might actually have i need to be able to tweet it tweet it this many characters you know i'm known to be an llm so there you go oh my god imagine we we should train an llm on just changelog that That would be so fun. There is one. We have one that has been fine-tuned with our transcripts. Why do I not know this? This is amazing. Yeah, you can ask yourself questions.

You can talk to you. Okay, I have all six definitions. Are we ready? Number one, ultra-crepidarian. a person who gives opinions beyond their area of expertise, occasionally used in academic contexts. Number two, a ferocious beast from the crepidarian period, was long believed to be the precursor in the evolutionary spectrum to the famous Tyrannosaurus rex. Number three, the paramount operation within a set of mathematical

combinatorics. Number four, a person who can read two pages at once. No, Mel! Stop! You can't just laugh in the middle of my readings. I'm trying to keep a straight face over here. She can, actually. She does.

I need to, like, mute. She can actually. She does. I need to like mute. She should not. I should just mute you guys. Should, we should never use the word should. Okay. Let's just put it that way. Okay. Number five, Ultracrepidarium, a genus of sea urchins that were once thought to be unable

to move. Don't laugh, Amel. It has since been confirmed that they simply move very slowly. And last last number six mammals which only attack their prey when they are sleeping so there you have it six definitions for ultra crepidarian can we identify which one is the actual definition los you are first and i'm supposed to remember all of these you can ask for I can help you out

can you give me the mathy one again combinatorics something something yes the paramount operation within a set of mathematical combinatorics that's a hard word to say just remember we have somebody who studied math on the panel including myself technically but I mean you know Taylor I think is a little

more advanced I saw him laugh a lot at a different one, so I think he blew his cover on that one. See, Losh plays the, he reads our faces the entire time that we're reading these, don't you? Yeah, he does. It's smart, it's a good move. I like faces.

And then there was one about academic context. Being a smartass. Yes, a person who gives opinions beyond their area of expertise, occasionally used in academic contexts. No, I think that one was inspired by our conversation earlier. Let's go with the combinatorics one. I think someone's just trying to be fancy, but I'll go with the math one because none of them really worked for me.

What number is that one? That's number three. So Losh went for number three, the math one. Let's go to Taylor now. Creepy sleepy. That one is genuinely creepy. Creepy sleepy, dude. Are you talking about the sea urchins?

No, no, the thing that while you sleep. Yeah, the last one. Creepy sleepy. Mammals which only attack their prey while they're sleeping? Yeah, creepy sleepy. Okay. I didn't know that. I guess you're right.

Yes. Okay. Creepy sleepy. Taylor. Good. Goes for that one. Now we have Emma. What were the first two again?

The first two was the person who gives opinions beyond their area of expertise. And the second one was the ferocious beast from the Crepidarian period. I'm going to go with number one. All righty. We go to Adam. Pressure's on. Let's see here. Two and five, please.

Give me those back. Two was the ferocious beast from the Crepidarian period. Do you want the whole thing? Is that good enough? End to end please from the crepidarian period was long believed to be the precursor in the evolution evolutionary spectrum to the famous tyrannosaurus rex number five was a genus of sea urchins that were once thought to be unable to move it has since been confirmed that they simply move very slowly that's five I'm doubling up with Taylor.

I'm going to six. I feel like that's the creepy sleepy is the most on the money. The mammal which only attack their prey when they're sleeping. Wait, are we allowed to choose the same as someone else? Oh, yeah. Oh, yes. Yeah. I'm piling on six.

Cool. The reason why people spread is to lock me out of points, because if no one gets it right, I get points. And so that's why you want to spread your answers out. You do not have to. You do not have to. So now we go to Amel. Last up, Amel.

I have conviction though. He's got conviction. I'm going to play the spread a little bit. I would have gone with the mammals one, the sleepy, creepy, sleepy thing. But I think the sea urchin one sounds so ridiculous that I don't think anyone here has made it up. Okay.

So Amel goes for the sea urchins. That's number five. Yes. Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on.

Is this another Adam answer? Because if it is, then I don't want, I mean, I like a lot. I think you should choose it. Cause it's mine. Do you want to change it?

I don't remember the numbers of answers unless they're mine. So Adam works on numbers. You just, that's a tell. Okay. Fine. Fine. Don't choose mine. Sea urchin, sea urchin. Let's do it. And if it's yours, Adam works on numbers. That's a tell. Okay, fine, fine. Don't choose mine.

Sea urchin, sea urchin. Let's do it. And if it's yours, Adam, this is, yeah. We're officially starting a war if this is yours. Well, let's find out right away. So Amel thought perhaps ultracarpidarian was a genus of sea urchins. And maybe Adam wrote that. But no, Losh wrote that.

So one point for losh thank you oh that was so good losh he almost lost his point there because we almost talked amel out of doing it and he would have lost that point well no because adam adam basically fronted like it was his you know so oh man tricky tricky tricky it's fine the war is not on i mean the war has been delayed so that's all that matters. Still on. Losh thought that ultracrepidarian was the paramount operation within a set of mathematical combinatorics.

Tough to spit that one out. That was Emma's definition. Good job, Emma. That was a good definition. Saying that I thought it was that is stating it strongly, but yes. I did pick that one. You did say it could be someone bsing so you should have gone for the one that emma did i'm pretty sure that was the right one you should have gone

for the other one taylor thinks he should have picked emma's which was a person who gives opinions beyond their area of expertise and he should, because that's the correct answer. That is what an ultra-crepidarian is. No way. Did anybody pick that one? Yeah, me. Yeah, Emma got it. You did.

Oh, good. Awesome. Good job, Emma. Thanks. So three total points for Emma this round. But we're not done yet, because who picked that creepy sleepy? Taylor and Adam both fell for Amel's

definition. Two points for Amel. I win! Yes! Winner of the day! No. That was a good one, though. They even remixed it and called it creepy sleepy. I mean, honestly, I should get double points for that. We'll just give you

the correct amount of points. they came up with their own definition of my definition they did so much so that it confused me i actually knew the answer for this one but i really wanted to say creepy sleepy well played i mean poorly played but well played on another mark wait you knew the definition but you didn't give it to jared yeah i knew this one i just wanted to say creepy sleepy listen taylor's not a capitalist like all of us okay no he's an anarchist he's here to have fun not here to win okay so did you know it after i read it to you then because you didn't submit it oh yeah like i knew um when you said it i was like oh yeah that's it once i read it

yeah all right after two rounds we have emma in first place with four points we have amel and taylor in second with three losh and adam tied in last with one i guess technically i'm last with zero but we don't have to talk about that. What's up friends. This episode is brought to you by our friends at Neon. Serverless Postgres is exciting and we're excited. And I'm here with Nikita Shamganov, co-founder and CEO of Neon serverless Postgres is exciting and we're excited. And I'm here with Nikita Shamganov, co-founder and CEO of Neon. So Nikita, one thing I'm a firm believer in is when you make a product, give them what they want.

And one thing I know is developers want Postgres. They want it managed and they want it serverless. So you're on the front lines. Tell me what you're hearing from developers. What do you hear from developers about Postgres managed and being serverless? So what we hear from developers is the first part resonates. Absolutely. They want Postgres. They want it managed. The serverless bit is 100% resonating with what people want. They sometimes are skeptical. Like, is my workload going to run well on your serverless offering? Are you going to charge me 10 times as much for serverless that I'm getting for provision? Those are like the

skepticism that we're seeing and that people are trying and that they're seeing that the bill arriving at the end of the month and like, well, this is strictly better. The other thing that is resonating incredibly well is participating in the software development lifecycle. What that means is you use databases in two modes. One mode is you're running your app and the other mode is you're building your app. And then you go and switch between the two all the time because you're deploying all the time. And there is a specific, you know, part when you just like building out the application from zero to one, and then you push the application into production, and then they keep iterating on the application. What databases on Amazon, such as RDS and Aurora and other

hyperscalers are pretty good at is running the app. They've been at it for a while. They learned how to be reliable over time. And they run massive fleets right now, like Aurora and RDS run massive fleets of databases. So they're pretty good at it. Now, they're not serverless. At least they're not serverless by default. Aurora has a serverless offering. It doesn't scale to zero. Neon does. But that's really the difference. But they have no say in the software development lifecycle. So when you think about what a modern deploy to production looks like, it's typically some sort of tie-in into GitHub, right? You're creating a branch, and then you're developing your feature, and then you're sending a PR. And then that goes through a

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What that looks like is Nian supports branches. So that's the enabling feature. Git supports branches. Nian supports branches. Internally, because we built Nian, we built our own proprietary. And what I mean by proprietary is built in-house. You know, the technology is actually open source, but it's built in-house to support copy and write branching for the Postgres

database. And we run and manage that storage subsystem ourselves in the cloud. Anybody can read it. It's all on GitHub under Neon Database repo, and it's quite popular. There are over 10,000 stars on it and stuff like that. This is the enabling technology. It supports branches. The moment it supports branches, it's trivial to take your production environment and clone it. And now you have a developer environment. And because it's serverless, you're not cloning something that costs you a lot of money. And imagining for a second that every developer cloned something that costs you a lot of money in a large team, that is unthinkable, right? Because you will have 100 copies of a very expensive production

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head of that branch. And we're super excited about this. We're super excited. We're super optimistic. All our top customers use branches every day. I think it's what makes Neon modern. It turns a database into a URL and it turns that URL to a similar URL to that of GitHub. You can send this URL to a friend, you can branch it, you can create a preview environment, you can have dev test staging, and you live in this iterative mode of building applications.

Okay, go to neon.tech to learn more and get started. Get on-demand scalability, bottomless storage, and data branching. One more time, that's neon.tech. Let's move now to round three and Omphaloskepsis. Omphaloskepsis. Omphaloskepsis.

Please submit to me. Omphaloskepsis now. Or whenever you're ready. I'm actually going to go get a drink of water and bring it back. So take your time. Take your time. I'll be right back. Take all the time you need.

This one's hard. Don't talk about me while I'm gone. Hey, you guys, we're doing great because Jared is at zero points and we're already on round three. So I just want to say, great job, everyone. Keep going strong, okay? You can't win this.

Or you can come close. This is much more difficult after a full day of work. Yeah, they have it easy. It's good to have someone else in the time zone. Exactly. Us Europeans have to stick to it. I say that as if I've completely just abandoned my US American identity, which, frankly, I have.

Now all you have to do is work on the accent, Emma, and then you'll be good, you know? You already got, like, a half-Swedish baby. Honestly, I would say it seems like you're pretty far along with the accent. Yeah, I'm in Svenska bra. First, I actually heard it as a bit of a Norwegian accent, which is not bad because those sound so happy. Yeah, I'm learning it from preschool.

Like my daughter's in Swedish for school and I'm just picking it up from her, so. Okay, I have all six definitions for omphaloskepsis are we ready okay number one a symptom of the lymph nodes where they react to and reject a substance the body has consumed usually accompanied by significant discomfort and irritation of the mucous membranes. Number two, a process in theoretical immunology whereby the functions of cells within the immune system attack one another.

Number three, also known as wiggle bone disease. Shoot. An infection of the cartilage protrusion on the tip of the nose number four a form of scoliosis where the deterioration of the spine occurs because of inflammation the spinal fluid number five the contemplation of one's navel. Sorry. The contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. And number six, similar to facial myalgia, omphaloskepsis is an infection of the skin inside the nostrils. How do we get two nose ones?

So lots of medical definitions here. We have six of them read at various qualities of reading. And we have Taylor up first. What, sir, do you think onphaloskepsis means? I think the two nose ones sound like they were written by extremely intelligent people. So I will go with the skin one and not wiggle bone disease. Okay. So Taylor picks number six. Infection of the skin inside the nostrils.

We go to Emma. I'm going with number one. That thing about the lymph nodes. Okay. Emma picks lymph nodes. We go to Adam. I'm thinking three or five. What's three again?

No, sorry. two or four. Two or four. Two was the process in theoretical immunology, whereby the functions of cells within the immune system attack one another. And four was a form of scoliosis where the deterioration of the spine occurs because of inflammation in the spinal fluid. Let's go with that one. Number four. Okay. Number four goes to Adam. Back to Amal now. Yeah. The fluid thing sounds really good, but the first one I think really hooked me in. You're going to pile on with Emma on number one?

Do you see I'm in the lead there, Adam? She has a point. The scoliosis thing makes sense, right? Because it's like... Scoliosis is number four. Adam picked that one. Number one is the symptom of the lymph nodes. It's true.

So Adam, do you want me to join you with team scoliosis? No. No. Okay, I'm going to go with my girl Emma. Okay, so you're on lymph nodes as well. Okay. It's a bad move. Do we split the points if we both are correct?

You both score them, yes. You don't split them, you score them. Okay, that's good. Okay. And Losh, Losh but not least. Losh. It's between immunology and the spinal fluid, but I'll go with immunology. Get a bit more spread.

A process in theoretical immunology. Number two. Okay. That's number two. Losh. That one sounded very fake, Losh. I'm surprised you picked that one. Just want to put that out there.

Shots fired. I'll go with that one. No one got the real definition. Let's find out where the ladies landed. They both picked lymph nodes, and Losh was smiling all ears when you did that. Two points for him. That was his definition.

Losh. Sorry, Amel. I was only a bio major for three months, so. For three months? Okay. What was the word again? Oompa-ble-skepsis. Oompa-loompa.

Yeah, well, isn't that the chocolate river in Willy Wonka? The Oompa Loompa sepsis? Oompa Loompa sepsis. I was like, they were the little baby dancers. Oh, yeah. Let's check out scoliosis. Adam liked to check that one out. And Amel checked that one in.

That was her definition. Adam, you are loving Amel. Yeah, Adam. It was her definition. Adam, you are loving Amel. Yeah, Adam. It was a good one. The tables are turning. I tried to get Lush to come my way, but now I have to pick a different tactic. I can't comment on my answers.

It's already out. Just so you know, when I'm commenting on other answers, it's not mine, just so you know. Okay. Now she's playing reverse psychology on you. That's right, just so you know, when I'm commenting on other answers, it's not mine. Just so you know. Okay. Now she's playing reverse psychology on you. That's right. Just so you know. Losh liked a process in theoretical immunology.

Amel said that sounded really fake. It turns out it was really fake. Emma made that one up. Good job, Emma. Yay. Figures. Two in a row, Losh. I'm coming for you.

Now the question is, can Taylor play the spread to much effect because he's the last one left to keep me out of the points? And he picked, similar to facial myalgia, omphaloskepsis is an infection of the skin inside the nostrils. Adam, was that one right? No, that one's Adam's.

One point for Adam, which means nobody landed on the correct definition. The contemplation of one's navel as an aid to meditation. Are you serious? Was that real? That's real. Oh my gosh.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Everything I know is a lie. You can't pick ridiculous definitions, okay? That's not part of the game because we make up the ridiculous ones. It's kind of part of it. Oh, darn it. See, now I've thrown a wrench in your plans. Turns out when I laugh at the definition, it's not necessarily because it's wrong.

It's just because it's funny. Oh, look at that. So three points for me in round three. Excellent job, Jared. Thank you very much. After three rounds, Emma still, though, sitting in first with five. Amel with four. Three-way tie at three between Losh, Taylor myself and Adam pulling up the caboose with two points.

Do you all remember from the last time neuromuscular re-education being the acronym for NMR? And we were just like, no way. No re-education? That is really pushing it. And then no one picked it, and it was real. So thiseducation like that is really pushing it and then no one picked it and it was real so this just feels like that can we talk about a form of meditation where you stare at your navel i mean come on let's move on round four this is our tla round which stands for three letter acronym turns out it's a four letter acronym this time but it's a special round where i give an

acronym you all provide the words behind said acronym and the definition of the words. So much like NMR last time was neuromuscular reeducation. You provide that plus the definition. Okay. And the acronym that you're going to do is VLSI. V as in Victor, L as in loser, loser S as in Saturday and I as in Indigo. That's not what it stands for. It's not Victor loser Saturday Indigo. If anybody was thinking they might submit that. Can I just say from the last round?

Yes. Taylor's was the wiggle bone disease. Please don't say also known as. I just can't handle them, okay? Every time I see it, as soon as I saw that, I'm like, oh, I'm going to struggle. I can't read also known as's. I should have said similar to the facial myalgia then. Yeah, that one actually worked.

That one didn't crack me up. That's a made-up term in my house. If the kids put their face in the bathtub, like under the water, I tell them they can get facial myalgia. Okay. It's a way to get them to not put their face in the water when their brothers are having a bath together. It's just, you know, there's things in there. It's also a way for them to like have drama around like putting their face in the water for the rest of their life. Oh, my kids love it. They laugh their butts off.

They don't even care. They actually think it's hilarious. They want facial myalgia. They do. They're like, Dad, I have facial myalgia. It's not working. It is not working. Give it a minute and they'll start going, I can't go to school today.

You know, facial myalgia. I was out yesterday? I had facial myalgia. What in the world is that? That sounds legit. Yeah. I made a mistake this morning. I went to go get a drink.

I chose lavender melon kombucha as my drink. Lavender is not the right choice for beverage or food. Right. Yeah, it's definitely not a consumable. Right. It seems like a flavor that ChatGPT made up, you know? It's like they were like, all right, ChatGPT, come up with our new flavor combos. And it's like, I'm a machine. I've never tasted anything.

But okay, here goes, you know. We had some lavender chocolate and none of us could eat it. Sounds disgusting. It was, the chocolate bit was fine, but it tasted like bed linens. Well, yeah, lavender, right? Nicely handled

fresh bed linens, but it's just not something I want. If you like that, you should taste my homemade muffins. Just exactly like bed linens. Jared, I altered my definition, so the text

is edited if you just copied and knew. Gotcha. I kept mine exactly the same, Jared, just so you know. Okay, we're throwing a shade just because you're in last place, Adam. Come on. Oh, snap. Shots fired. Coming hot.

Shots fired. Shots fired. Everybody's always changing their answers is all you know. Just got to put it out there. Keeping it the same. Making fun or giving adam and jared a hard time it's just so easy you guys are such easy targets it's because we all love you so it's just you're just so easy to like poke poke at no feel free to poke at me whenever you like i like

that jared i'm a married lady okay hey you're poking randos all right wtf does that tla mean vl si six definitions vision lens spectrum interceptor the apparatus used to mimic the human eye's ability to capture light. VLSI Verilog language system integration, a language for field programmable gate arrays, FPGAs. VLSI vector language symbol interference, a shorthand used to store large computational vector data as a means of reducing cloud storage costs. Number four, VLSI very large scale integration, the process of creating an integrated circuit by combining millions or billions

of transistors onto a single chip. Number five, vector LASIK surface incision, a minimally invasive type of dermal laser treatment using acute angles and low power. And number six, vector longitudinal scalar intersection, a Cartesian coordinate where two vectors intersect along a horizontal plane, typically used in aerospace engineering to calculate the angle at which the wings are attached to the fuselage. There you have it. Six, I think, pretty good definitions this time around. One of those is the real definition and the real acronym,

and five of them are not. I'm not convinced there's a real one in there. I'm amazed that we used vector more than once. Or did we? Last round, Taylor went first, so this round Emma will go first. Emma, which of those do you think is the correct definition could you read one in five again please yes one was the vision lens spectrum interceptor an apparatus used to mimic the human eye's ability to capture light and five was vector lasik surface incision a minimally invasive type of dermal laser treatment

using acute angles and low power. Just to let you guys know, that one's the correct one. That's what they did to fix my wiggle bone disease. I mean, what are the chances we get three vectors out of six answers? So I have to assume it's got to be one of those, right? Well, Emma, in all fairness, these are all a bunch of software engineers. So it's got to be one of those right well emma in all fairness you're these are all a bunch of software engineers so it's like i'm not surprised about that as in like you know we see the word v and we think vectors like these days right and vectors the new cult

too but you literally just said you were surprised so now i don't believe you maybe i was playing a game i go with five just just go with five yeah emma's 5. All right, we now go to Adam. Which one do you think it is? None of them. Gosh. Vector? Victor? What's the vector, Victor?

I'm not going with vector. What's 2 and 6 again, Jared? 2 and 6? Yeah. I feel like these are arbitrary numbers when you guys ask me for them. 3 and 7. 2 is the Verilog language system integration, a language for field

programmable gate arrays. Ooh. Six was the vector longitudinal scalar intersection, a Cartesian coordinate where two vectors intersect along

a horizontal plane typically used in aerospace engineering to calculate the angle at which the wings are attached to the fuselage.

Or fuselage, if you're so inclined. The choice is so hard. Please don't make me read these again. This is really hard, honestly. What was three again? Three. Vector, language, symbol, interference.

Do you want the full definition? No. No, absolutely not. That's good. I did not want to read it which bad one should i choose which bad one i'm gonna go with number two gosh this verilog stuff's got me number two the verilog language system integration all right you got it next up amel um Amel. Sorry. You're making all kinds of noises. Well, no, because this is really hard.

It is hard. Tell us your thought process. What are you thinking? Well, what am I thinking is, I think all the vector ones are from the engineers, which is pretty much everyone. So I want to go with a non-vector answer. So could we just summarize? You don't need the definitions, just give me the non-vector ones.

Could you list those out? The non-vector ones are the Verilog language system integration, the vision lens spectrum interceptor, and the very large-scale integration. One of the vector ones was not programming or engineering in that way. Yeah, it had to do with aerospace. And I think that definition was way too long to be real.

So I eliminated it there. No, hold on. There was one more. There's so many. One of them was a vector laser, right? There's three vectors. Vector LASIK, vector longitudinal, and vector language. And then there's other words too but those are the three vectors what's the second one that you read that was not uh

vectors vision lens spectrum interceptor the apparatus used to mimic the human eye's ability to capture light let's do that one amel lands on that one. And if I see somebody smiling here, then you know what? You got me. Losh, what you got? My thinking is that the most kind of crisp engineering type definitions have been Emma's consistently. So I think the Verilog one is probably Emma because it seems like nerd bait.

It seems like nerd bait. I'll take that as a compliment, actually. Yeah, I it seems like nerd bait. It seems like nerd bait. I'll take that as a compliment, actually. Yeah, I think that was a compliment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it. And the dumbest seeming one, which I think is what Jared would have picked, because he's absolutely kind of spicing up the definitions, seems to be the very large one. So read that one again, because I didn't catch all of it. Very large-scale integration. The process of creating an integrated circuit by combining

millions or billions of transistors onto a single chip. Okay, can I change my answer? No. I just, for the record, I want to say that I would have picked that had I heard the definition again. I've read it like six times. I'm going with the very large one because naming things in hardware is silly. There he goes.

He's got it. And Taylor. It is the very large one. Oh, confident man. It is the very large one. Are you picking it, though? Because you've been known not to pick the one that's correct. I'm falling behind, so I've got to pick the correct one this time.

All right. Taylor had to pick the correct one. And all right taylor had to pick the correct one and losh was on point taylor was on point that is the correct one very large scale integration so two points for each of you for getting it correct now i'm super curious if i was right about which one was emma's uh you were wrong because that was actually taylor's he's also good at nerd bait. Have you read his blog? He usually doesn't do it.

Because I think VLSI has to do with FPGAs. It's like very large scale integration. It's like programming a whole bunch of tiny, tiny little hardware chips. Nice. Also known as very large very large yeah yeah yeah i'm happy that i now know what that strategy is lars like i i think when in doubt pick the most ridiculous one i think that has seemed to be the most it's not going to be consistent because he's gonna be mixing it up really yeah next time next time there's going to be a definition with a spelling error in it oh so he will be tripped up while reading it.

You're really not a game in this thing. Yeah, but that's one episode out still. Okay, speaking of spelling errors, though, you guys, I think I would have actually won this round had I not spelled the wrong... I was supposed to say vector language symbol inference, right? And this makes sense. It's a shorthand used to store large computational vector data

as a means of reducing cloud storage costs. Like I'm thinking of how do I reduce my logging costs? Well, we use shorthand. So, you know, I think that makes sense. Yeah. Here's the problem is you said all the vectors were engineers. And so at that point, you outed yourself. You peed in the pool.

You peed in the pool. Doesn't matter. That's the point. You're supposed to do that stuff. outed yourself you peed in the pool you peed in the pool doesn't matter that's the point i'm supposed you're supposed to do that stuff but yes you're right i'm wrong fair fair all right well let's get the rest of these figured out so the verilog one that was taylor's nerd bait and adam phil for the bait so he guessed that one and that taylor gave taylor another point job tay vector LASIK surface incision Emma guess that that was

Losh's so he also gains another point for tricking somebody three for each of you and vision lens spectrum interceptor you know Mel loves

Adams definitions so he got her with that one of course he did like a moth to the flame you know yes so three points for losh three points for taylor one point for adam was four's uh losh's though was losh's number four four was the correct one that was mine okay never mind the very large scale integration yeah because i was watching

laughed really hard when four was red and i was thinking like he laughed at his own thing or it was that ridiculous and i think it was both no at his own thing or it was that ridiculous and I think it was both no it was just funny though it was called very large yeah very large scale all right after four rounds we have a two-way tie for first Losh and Taylor we have Emma in second with five Amel in third with four and Adam and Jared tied for last with three points. We move now to round five. Your word for round five is... Zymergy.

Z-Y-M-U-R-G-Y. Zymergy. Oh, you put that in the chat? That's not my real one. That was my throwaway. I like that one. Oh man, this is hard. This one's tough.

For those not in the chat, Zymergy, a controversial dance move band from the 1988 Olympics. I just like the idea that there'd be a dance move band. And the specificity of 1988 is also a nice touch I actually had to do the math

I was like was there a Olympics in 19 I had to count backwards from 2000 controversially there was one in 1972 excellent that might work out pretty safe just guessing even-year numbers, right?

Pretty safe. That dance move was the cause of them having to do the 1989 Olympics. Did you go and start your printer, Adam? I heard some weird noise. Yeah, that's what I call that. Call that printer? What I just did was what I called yeah starting a printer i'm very confused i don't know what he's talking about oh did he like flush a toilet is that what happened you heard that it's really far away

i did not hear a thing for what it's worth. The other day I was driving the kids home. I was driving home with the kids. And I told them when we get home, I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool. And like two of my kids were completely stunned, had no idea what I was talking about. And my nine-year-old boy, he was onto it immediately. Oh, yeah. He's like, that is so funny. He said it for like the next three days straight.

Drop the kids off at the pool. All right. I just thought of that because, you know. I did not drop any kids off at the pool just now, just to be clear. Going to go run a print job. I'm going to use that one next. Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl. The level has risen.

Oh, yeah. Pretty sure that was a number one and not a number two for what it is. If it was a number two, that's really impressive. Speedy. Speedy Gonzalez. Just printing over here. Don't worry about me. Turn on my printer.

All right. Zymergy. The result of the merge event of two zygotes. An academic term for the lack of a synergistic effect where two separate processes do not interact or affect one another in a measurable way. The process in which a zygote or a fertilized egg cell resulting from the union of an egg and a sperm embeds itself within the uterine lining.

This process is also more commonly referred to as implantation. Zymurgy occurs when there is more than one asteroid headed in the same direction. The study of fermentation and brewing or the cooperative advantage of small independent groups. Six definitions for Zymergy. Adam, you're up first this time. Read number six again, please.

Number six is the cooperative advantage of small independent groups. That's like the anomaly of them all, you know? They're all very scientific. Two was too long. Five was fermentation. I'm going six.

Six. Adam goes with the cooperative advantage of small independent groups and we go to a mill i'm gonna go with number one number one the result of the merge event of two zygotes okay maybe not um what do you mean what was the okay fine fine let's do that the other one with zygotes also sounded interesting, but let's do that one. Merging goats. Losh. This one was genuinely very tricky.

What was the one with just one zygote? The process in which a zygote or a fertilized egg cell resulting from the union of an egg and a sperm embeds itself within the uterine lining. This process is also more commonly referred to as implantation that was number three i'm not sure it's referred to as implantation but okay speculating the speculation i love it i'm not sure it's referred to as that it's just called making a baby you know baby making there's lots of terms for it human creation you know a baby goat is called a kid so kids become goats and goat and zygotes become kids oh deep that's the title of this episode that's very meta yeah a baby goat a baby goat is a kid give me my baby goat what are you gonna go with losh do you like that one or you did implantation scare you off uh no i'm trying to remember the

other ones they're all pretty crappy for what it's worth not our best round we have the study of fermentation and brewing we have more than one asteroid headed in the same direction. Do you want more with the cooperative advantage of small independent groups? I'll actually go with the small independent groups as well. Okay. Taylor, your turn. I have no clue. Let's go.

Welcome to the club. You guys took the good one. Let's go with a uh fermentation was there one about fermentation yes the study of fermentation in brewing yeah that sounds wrong but let's do it oh my gosh i think that's called hipsterism okay and emma originally i was gonna pick number one as well. But then I'm thinking, what, like, can two zygotes actually merge? I don't think like, is that scientifically possible? And it sounds very much like the merging of zygotes. So that seems like an easy definition.

Also, the last one sounds like corporate BS. So it could also be true. What is a corporate advantage or collaborative advantage? A cooperative advantage of small independent groups. Like what the hell does that mean? Game theory, dude. Game theory, dude. I love it.

Very pretty defensive there, Taylor. I don't know, man. I could get on board with the fermentation is like a scientific thing that happens with growth and whatnot. So like metallurgy, zymergy. But then there's synergy, which is also a cooperation of team people. So I'm like, hmm.

Right. So you're going to go corporate or you're going to go beer? Whoever made up that cooperation thing is going to get a whole buttload of points this round so just i'm gonna trust taylor and go with the fermentation because i feel like we would have heard the term zymergy if it was really a corporate bs word wow hey that's pretty good logic actually all right taylor and emma team up no spread wow this is dangerous, guys. I'm an independent on number one. I just want to put that out there. Tell her, Jared.

Let's start right there, then. Amel independently picked Adams again. Damn it! How do I hate you? What's going on? This is not fair. This is not fair at all. It's like clockwork. As per usual, it doesn't go well for the independents. Sorry to say.

Oh, yes. Adam teamed up with Losh to pick the cooperative advantage of small independent groups. Emma almost picked it, but she thought we would know about it if it was a real silly term. And it's a fake silly term made up by Taylor. So two points there. Good one.

It's not even science. That's what I was trying to understand, y'all. That's not even STEM. Like, how is that? Like, I didn't want to point that out. But like, it's not. It's game theory, guys. It's game theory, which is science.

I like how to respond to this game theory, dude. And the spread was not applied. so a lot riding on this. Taylor and Emma both thought Zymergy was the study of fermentation and brewing. Unfortunately, they were correct. That is the correct definition. What? Which means I score zero points. Emma gets two for that.

Taylor gets four for the round. Big round for Taylor. Moving him into first place with 10 points. He's two points away from sealing this one. I think we should start minding the Taylor spread. As he has 10, Emma with seven is in second. Losh with six. Amal and Adam with four.

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Round six. round six your word i guess it's a phrase in this case for round six is worth's law worth's law w-i-r-t-h is the name and law is the game please submit to me your definitions i really feel like i've heard of this, but I have no idea. Yeah, I've heard of this too. Game theory, dude. Game theory, dude. That's going to be my answer to everything from now on. It depends. That's what I'm going to tell my clients.

So how do we do that? Game theory, dude. That's better than saying automagical how do we do that well game theory dude that's better than saying auto magical you just say it's game theory what's wrong with saying auto magical stop hating on that it's a great word i saw your little thing about that no it's a fantastic auto magic every time i use it especially outside of tech settings people fall in love with me give me their numbers that's one of the reasons why it's stupid. It's manipulative. All I can think of is Sturgeon's Law right now,

which is, Sturgeon's Law is 90% of everything is crap. That's a good law. Worth's Law. Peg-Legged Boy from Diablo. Don't play that game. It was a very good game.

I've heard that. I think we need to play music during the live show, not the edited show. Just putting it out there, Jared. It's time to step up your host game. Elevator music. Can we have Matt in for... Make it have jingles?

Yeah, that would be nice. Just for some live strumming, you know. He could just make up jargon during the strumming just to inspire us, too. Or actually, now that BMC has been during the strumming just to inspire us to or actually now that bmc has been on the show just be here just polka that live bmc would be sweet that would be extremely distracting for me i love music especially edm well it's gonna be polka so well you're the one that requested it about yeah no i know but no i didn't i didn't request edm live edm with the dj that's not what i that was that's a party for me so it's just like

we throw parties around here that's what we do that's that's true that's true let's see am i missing am i missing something still i'm missing adams consistently the last uh enter i can't think of anything. I've got Loblock. Is that like Bob Loblaw's Loblock? That's right. Taylor, I think we need to get you a t-shirt that says I started from the

bottom and now I'm on top. Remember last time? I think you were the expected winner, but then it turned out to be Losh. Yes. I expected Losh to win. Thank you. Yeah, look at him.

Well, Taylor is within striking distance. We begin round six, Worth's Law. We have six definitions. Number one, the quality of a code base is inversely proportional to the number of people that work on it. Number two, two particles of the same mass but different densities will have the same release of energy during combustion. Number three, an adage on computer performance which states that software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster. Number four four science can never be used

to prove something number five proposed in the late 1900s wort's law states that the security of a cryptographic system depends on the key length and algorithmic complexity rather than the secrecy of the algorithm and number six this one has to be very serious. Also known as meager flask. Also known as meager flask. And number six. Wurzlaw. When in doubt, Pareto's principle.

What? I have a feeling I know who wrote that. Wurzlaw. When in doubt, Pareto's principle. Okay. We begin now with Amel I think three sounded the most interesting and so did five could you repeat those two three was the adage on computer performance which states that the software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster number five was the security of a cryptographic system depends on the key length and algorithmic complexity rather than the secrecy of the algorithm.

Yeah, that's too many words. I think I'm going to go with three. Three. Very good. Losh? I'll go with the cryptographic one. Cryptographic one. That's number five.

Taylor? I completely forgot all of them, so I i'm gonna pile on with them all because uh she's uh gone independent a few times and i feel like i need to support her oh thanks it was getting lonely over here you know she sounds unimpressed okay uh he's gonna pile on so that's with the adage on computer performance etc etc yeah there was two computer performance ones right yeah number one and number three so you're on number three or did you want number one the quality of code base is inversely proportional to the number of the people that work on it that sounds fake let's go with uh and i think for the sake of the game let's hope that I'm wrong. And so is Taylor. Just want to put that out there.

No problem. Okay. Emma, what are you thinking? Man, what was number two again? Number two was, Orr's Law states that two particles of the same mass but different densities will have the same release of energy during combustion. I'm so tired of the space ones. not for any particular reason other than my brain does

not comprehend the meaning behind the words. So I'm torn between one and whichever one Amel and Taylor are piled onto. That's three. I'll go one to spread it out. For what it's worth, the particles don't have to be in space. They can be any particles. Isn't it all space? That it's worth, the particles don't have to be in space. Like they can be any particles. Isn't it all space? That's not worth much, Amal.

Too many words. Too many words. I just wanted to make sure. Yeah, yeah. Okay, cool. I just. Amal wants to clarify the definition for some reason. Adam, what are you thinking?

I'm not picking two, but I want to hear it again. You want to hear it again? Oh, yeah. End to end. Wurzlaw states that two particles of the same mass, but different densities, will have the same release of energy during combustion. Yeah. And in parentheses it says whether it's in space or not. What about number one again? What was that one again?

Inversely what? Number one. The quality of a code base is inversely proportional to the number of people that work on it. And two, the three they're palling on, what's the difference with that one? Computer performance what? Software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster. Oh yeah. Let's hang there with everybody else. You're going to hang with everybody else.

I personally actually believe in that, which is why I picked it. That's truth right there. I'm not sure if it's the law, but it's truth. Alright, well let's start with Emma. She thought perhaps Worth's Law is that the quality of a code base is inversely proportional to the number of people that work on it. Taylor thought that sounded made up, and that's because he made it up, and so he gets one point for that. He's now one point away of being the victor.

Losh thought that perhaps it was the cryptographic system that depends on the key length and the algorithmic complexity rather than the secrecy of the algorithm. And that was Emma's definition. So one point for her. Yeah, Emma, you do have the most technical and nerdy definitions. I just want to put that out there for sure. I read a lot, you know. That's why I also projected that you would be the winner of this game, to be honest, is because you're the one who reads the most.

Well, thank you. Yeah, excellent definition. Borderline, they're too too good they're like a little bit too long a little bit too studious they need to be yeah i get it i'll dumb it down for everyone it's a dumb it down for us would you they're too chat gpt you know what i mean but i know you didn't use it it was like emma gpt you know yeah she's like a robot do you have a book list somewhere of what the books you read like oh yeah i mean i'm on goodreads but i read every genre so you got a preference come see me i'll hook you up nice well it all comes down to this since taylor is one point away from winning he piled on we have a mel tay and Adam. They're all on number three.

And so maybe they're all correct. Maybe they're all wrong. And we play on. Worth's Law, an adage on computer performance which states that software is getting slower more rapidly than hardware is becoming faster. Sounds true. And sounds like Worth's Law indeed.

So you guys all got it correct. Yay! That is Worth's Law. Oh no So you guys all got it correct. Yay! That is Worth's Law. Oh, no, Taylor, no! No! Giving Taylor three points for the round. Adam gets two, Amel gets two. And after six rounds of play, Taylor with 13 points is our winner.

Nice. Yay. Yay. Well done, sir. Good job, Taylor. Yeah, Yay. Well done, sir. Good job, Taylor. Yeah, good job, actually, yes. As the victor, you now have to give a speech. Oh, I have to give a speech.

Yes. So right now on the spot, you have to give some kind of speech. We'll await eagerly your words. words i think the last long thing i wrote about on taylor.town my website was my pardoning of engineers i pardoned all junior engineers i think that's the last long speech i gave very impassioned i think uh you want to read that online, that's still there. It also has an associated little repo called wigwam.directory. That's a URL that you can type into your browser, wigwam.directory. And that will lead you to a list of alternative projects to bloat because, you know, Wurzlaw states that software is getting slower than Harvard, Green, and Patrick.

I don't like that. So wigwam directory is a, I think, hopeful solution to that. So that's my speech and pointer to a speech. Very good. We will link up the pointer to the speech as well as to the wigwam.directory. I didn't know of this. TLD. That's a new one to me.

Very cool. Let's do some quick post-game analysis as we close. You know, a nice cool down. Losh, your thoughts on this round of Pound to Fine and why you didn't win. Because I played too poorly. That's why.

But it was fun to see Taylor kind of start by going into his old shenanigans and just like there was something goofy it was the wiggle bone like i think we started with the wiggle bone yeah but then he just played it straight i think generally he's got great poker face when he wants to because he always looks a little ridiculous you know so it's like you can't tell game theory it's game theory dude game theory yeah like if you look at his eyes when you're reading out the things he's just like like an owl you know like hunting in the dark he's like

like this like that you know dang yeah yeah you're, like, I can't tell what you're thinking. So you have the best poker face out of everyone. I'm all, when I look into your, when I look into your eyes, I see. Do you want me to take my glasses off? Would that be better for you? Oh,

there we go. There we go. Yeah. The eyes of a, of a crow, like a very smart. That's such a compliment. Thank you.

I love crows. Crows are so. One of the ones that solves puzzles. Oh, that's like the nicest thing anyone has said to me this year. Thank you. You need to get out more dear. This year.

We're at the end of the year too. That's, that's good. That's a long time. Yeah. That's a very nice compliment. That is. Uh,

let's go to Adam. Adam, you were, you were trailing behind, but you actually pulled into a three-way tie for third place at the end of the game with that last round. Your thoughts on pound to fine and

your placement here. Third place. Nothing to shake a stick at. How do you feel? I think it's just challenging to write these definitions. It really is. It's challenging because you can be so ridiculous because you're trying to make something up. And then you're also trying to decipher through the BS.

And then you've got Taylor here who sometimes does throw the oddities out there. And so you really got to pay close attention to what's on the field and what to choose from. And you obviously can't choose your own bs so right yeah but amel curious why it is that you find yourself so attracted to adam's definitions i mean i don't know years of listening to changelog perhaps it's like socially conditioned my brain i don't know you know it's better um yeah it's better exactly yeah he's just he just sounds so authoritative you know um what can i say but also like my request is for next time that we just totally

flip the script on the rules made up words made up definitions and like points go to the person who gets the most like hits you know what i mean so there? So there has to be a real definition. You're just saying the words are all made up. No, there doesn't. I mean, why does there have to be? What you're saying is when in doubt, Pareto's principle. Basically, yes.

That's correct. That was one of Adam's definitions that you did not pick was that one. Yes, it was the worst. I just couldn't come up with anything i just couldn't come up with anything he couldn't come up with anything i knew that so he was like when in doubt you know i like the idea that somebody's law though just refers to somebody else's law you know that's kind of a fun idea that's what's the principle yeah but i couldn't actually get through without laughing because of

the reference there is hofstadter's law which states that uh software projects always fall behind even if you take into account hofstadter's law oh yeah i like that one self-referential emma your first game of pound to find you fared quite admirably i think you ended up in second place so excellent job oh. Oh, neato. Great job. Thank you. What are your thoughts? What is your opinion?

How do you feel? I would say etymology is not a gift we are all granted with, as is displayed by the result. No, I'm just kidding. I will say being too intelligent was my downfall. So if you were to have me back, I will change my definitions

for the plebeians of the tech industry dang thank you okay this is a lot of fun i i genuinely had no idea about any of that yeah we just need to watch we need to watch some reality tv before you come on the show that's what needs to happen i do i'm a huge Love Island fan, so I will bulk up on it. Bulk up on Love Island. That'd be a good game plan for next time. Yeah. That'll take you down a few notches, just temporarily. You know, just for the game. That's true.

Alright, well, this has been round two of How to Define. We have a new champion, Taylor Troche. And we have five new losers, some of which already were. And we have me, your humble host and sometimes not so humble.

Thank you for listening. Thank you for playing along. If you liked this game, go back and listen to round one where I get defeated by the humble mega flask. Laws all around. And that's a fun one as well. If you like these games in general and you want to hear more of them

do let us know. We enjoy playing them. If you enjoy listening to them we will do them more often. So that's Pound to Find. That's Change Logging to Friends. Any final words Adam before we just say goodbye? Bye friends. Bye y'all. Thanks for hanging out.

Bye. This game is just too much fun too much fun so a bunch of us stuck around and played an additional two rounds

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