The Chaser Report - Chaser Report Headlines - 11th May 2020
Episode Date: May 11, 2020The latest news headlines from The Chaser for Monday 11th May 2020: One Nation voter shocked about his life, English teacher in trouble over Dan Brown collection and Donald Trump worries about looking... ridiculous. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Chaser Report, Global World International News Headlines Update with Rebecca Dayunamuno.
A one-nation voter has been shocked to discover his life still sucks despite no new immigrants coming into the country for months.
Darren Datsun said he was led to believe that if immigration stopped, then he would magically become rich and attractive and that his wife would like him again.
But instead, ever since immigration dried up, all that's happened is he can't seem to catch a taxi.
Mr Datson called on Australia's leaders to reintroduce immigration
so that he could once again have someone to blame for his shitty life.
An English teacher has been sacked after a Zoom meeting revealed he owned the complete works of Dan Brown.
The horrifying discovery was made by the head of the English department at a Brisbane High School
when she noticed a copy of the Da Vinci Code and Angels and Demons on the teacher's shelf behind him.
There have been calls for a Royal Commission into how widespread this behaviour is.
Donald Trump has refused to wear a face mask while inspecting a face mask factory,
claiming that wearing a piece of fabric over his face during a pandemic
would cause the spray-tanned 70-year-old with a comb over to look stupid.
Mr Trump said it would be terrible if people lost respect for him because he looked ridiculous.
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