The Chaser Report - Chaser Report Headlines - 13th May 2020
Episode Date: May 13, 2020A quick update of the latest Chaser headlines for Wednesday 13th May. Josh Frydenberg has a coughing fit, 5G protester wishes for faster internet connection and Amazon workers score a rare victory. Pr...esented by Rebecca De Unamuno in The Chaser’s world, global, international newsroom. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Chaser Report, Global World International News Headlines Update with Rebecca Dayunamuno.
Treasurer Josh Frydenberg has tested negative to coronavirus after he suffered a coughing fit in Parliament yesterday during a speech
claiming the government had a comprehensive economic plan for after the pandemic.
Mr Frydenberg explained that he didn't have COVID. It's just that he was having trouble swallowing his own government's
bullshit. A prominent anti-5G protester has cancelled his plans to spend the day watching conspiracy
videos on YouTube after his slow internet connection caused the video service to drop out
repeatedly. Darren Datsun called on internet providers to introduce a faster wireless service
that would allow him to download videos about why faster wireless internet is the root of all evil.
And some good news for people working at Amazon after the online retail giant announced that
its workers would get two turns of the pea bottle per shift rather than just one.
Speaking from his solid gold throne while eating a plate of caviar,
billionaire Jeff Bezos said the new privilege acknowledged the crucial role the workers
were playing during the pandemic and that it would be withdrawn the moment the pandemic is over.
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