The Chaser Report - Extra - Anniversary Tattoo

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

Charles and his wife had an anniversary recently, and his wife decided to fulfil a lifelong dream of getting a tattoo. Charles suggests adding a drop-shadow, which doesn't go as well as he hopes. Plus, Rebecca De Unamuno brings you all the news you can't trust.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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I had my anniversary on Saturday. Oh, congrats. How many years? 22, 22 years. Um, I'm actually, we actually have, uh, two anniversaries a year. Um, we'd celebrate both my wedding anniversary. This wasn't my wedding anniversary. This is like a get, getting together anniversary. Oh, first pass anniversary. Yeah. Yeah. Pash anniversary. Yeah. I think I'm, doing an anniversary. Yeah, doing it. But the, I like it because I always tell Amanda that it's the other one that

really counts. So I never have to buy a gift because it's like, you know, oh, yeah, yeah. Well, Well, you know, it's our wedding anniversary, but it's really the other one that counts. And so then, you know, you don't have to buy you. What's in it for her? Well, anyway, so we know, but we had a lovely lunch on Saturday. It was very nice. And we had two bottles of champagne, which is, you know, quite a lot. And then the waitress brings over another bottle of champagne and says, oh, we wanted to give you a free bottle of champagne because it's your anniversary.

And it was like, well, you've got a dollar before. He had already had two bottles of champagne. You could also, technically speaking, just charges for one of the bottles you've already had. I know. But so you drank it? Yeah, well, it was free. And that's why you don't have a voice down?

Yeah, that is exactly. It's been a good episode, Charles. Thank you. It was a lot of champagne. But so Amanda then sort of started talking about how much. She'd always wanted a tattoo. Right. Okay.

So, and she's never had one, but she's always wanted one and charged with three bottles of champagne. In hindsight, you should have drunk some of it as well. She knew exactly what she wanted, right? So we go to the tattoo shop and she describes it to this random tattoo artist on Kingspe. So I presume tattoo artists, if they're going to mark you permanently, they check whether you're drunk or high or anything like that. They're very careful. They've never, ever, ever, ever, ever done a tattoo on a sober person. Why the fuck would they check if you're sober?

Yeah, because, you know, there's lots of tattoo shops open at 4 a.m. For all the, you know, sober. I'm just coming home from work and I need to get a tattoo. To sell a bet by promotion. But there's, no, I thought it was, it looked quite reliable because this guy actually printed out. Like, you said, oh, okay, I understand. And then he went over his computer and printed out what he thought Amanda wanted. which is just like two circles interlinked.

It was a very romantic. Yeah, the master card logo. Yeah, master card logo. Do not, do not say that to Amanda. But you're absolutely right. That's exactly. Sorry. Oh, that's very funny.

Okay. It's the most romantic credit card. So he's doing it, right? And it's pretty small, right? I mean, it's just two circles, right? And minimum payment to get a tattoo is $150, right? So it's going to cost under and 50 bucks But it's not very good value

Just like it's sort of like Literally it's taken five minutes to do And the two circles are there And that's it So did you get MasterCut? So well no So I said I'd lend over

And I said Why don't you add a drop shadow Oh my God That's such a design nerd thing to say Because you know I'd know my way around Photoshop And drop shadows always look good right Like

And it's really easy to do on a tattoo well the guy looked pretty accomplished like he'd done a really good job of the circles so he just hooked in the Photoshop filter and yeah exactly so what did he say when you said this

well he said yeah I can do a drop shadow like it's a sort of greyer like it's less of a tattoo than the other thing or do you say that's okay and Amanda's bruising that comes up around it will look like a drop shadow anyway but Amanda's like

I don't know whether I want to drop. I don't think I want to drop shadow. But then it's like, no, no, I get a drop shadow. Like, it's a better value. And so she goes. You took your advice on aesthetics? I love going to something about your thing about a permanent thing you're going to have in your body first.

He's like, got to get some value out of this. It's not about the freaking one hour you're there, Charles. It's like going to be the value of 80 years. Shut up. Charles, I must say, I thought the way you were going with this was you were going to add more rings. Like the Olympics. No, so we. So she agreed to get the drop shadow

And she loves the tattoo Loves it Couldn't be more happy Sort of Just has one regret about it Which every time she looks at it You can sort of see this wince in her face Guess what it is

The husband The husband shadow She said It's fine But if I had it again, I wouldn't have got to the drop shadow. Yeah, can't you just go Control Z? That's how you get rid of a drop set. Just tell I get it surgically removed and start again.

No, look, I think it's fine. I doubt we're going to have a 23rd anniversary anyways. Yeah, yeah. Do you think after 22 years she would have learned the most fundamental lesson of your marriage, which is don't listen to child? Yeah, although 22 years ago would have been the time to learn that one.