The Chaser Report - Extra - What's ticking on TikTok

Episode Date: August 18, 2020

Nina Oyama shows off how young and hip she is by reviewing people on TikTok. Essential listening for anyone who is confused by what the kids are up to nowadays. Plus all the latest headlines from Rebecca De Unamuno. 
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The Chaser Report, Global World International News Headlines Update with Rebecca Dayunamuno. A new study has shown that Sydney continues to have less nighttime culture than Melbourne, even though it is illegal to go outside in Melbourne after 8pm. The stage 4 restrictions have seriously hamstrung Melbourne's nightlife, but have not come close to reducing it to the levels found in Sydney. Experts say that by occasionally glancing out their window during the curfew, Melbourneians have been able to experience far more nightlife than their Sydney counterparts. The Nine Network has today announced that all Channel 9 shows will be hosted by Carl Stefanovic

to better increase diversity. A spokesperson for Nine said that with Carl at the helm, they can ensure that everyone from the far reaches of Western Europe all the way to the far reaches of Central Europe can look at their television screen and see someone who looks like them. Pauline Hansen has demanded that Australia get more locally acquired cases of COVID-19 and limit the number of cases acquired from overseas. The Queensland Senator has called for a cap on foreign COVID

in favour of dramatically increasing homegrown infections. That's the latest chaser news. Now here's a roundup of news around the world with Dom, Charles and Nina. Thanks, Beck. My name's Nina Oyama and I'm here with Dom and Charles. Now, Dom and Charles, as you know, I'm on TikTok. a lot. I love it. It keeps me young, keeps my skin fresh. It's beautiful. But in the past couple of weeks, I've noticed this new trend where young people who work in the service industry

rate their interactions with celebrities out of... Oh, wow. That'll be good. Yeah. And if any of them have seen Ellen, it's going to be very bad news for her, I suspect. Yeah. No, I love this trend because I think it's interesting. It keeps celebrities a bit accountable, you know. It calls them out on their bad behaviour. But I was going to do a little quiz with you today and name some celebrities and see if you can guess who is nice to their weight stuff. Oh, okay. That's a good quiz. All right. So my first celebrity is Robert Pattinson. Oh, that's the Twilight guy. Yeah, the Twilight Vampire. Well, he had to put up with that frosty woman. He's Kristen Harrow. What's her name? What's her name? Kristen Stewart? Kirsten Stewart? Yes. Kirsten Stewart. Is it the same series?

Yeah, yeah. We're more looking incredulous. Although that did happen. That did happen about 10 years ago. So it's a bit of it. That's Charles', but I imagine he would be very nice, therefore, because he's sort of, he's been around long enough and, you know, he's had to put up with frosty people.

All right, so you're going with nice? What are you thinking of Dom? I think he's an asshole. All right. Like a vampire would be. Let's play the clip. Robert Patterson, 10 out of 10, nice, asked how my day was.

I told him to have a nice flight. He told me, thank you, and gave me a wink, and a 13-year-old me almost passed out on the floor. Hang on. A winked to a 13-year-old girl. No, no. Oh, Pat's. No, he winked at her. I think she's like, like, maybe, like, 20 or something.

But she said 13-year-old me because that's when Twilight came out, and he played Edward. And so she must have been team Edward. Edward shines like the sun. Yeah, it was like, your skin is ice cold. That, it doesn't matter. Sorry. Oh, I'm having flashbacks to Twilight now. This is not good.

Cut this bit out. Okay. So our next celebrity is Kylie Jenner. And she's like one of the Kardashians spawn. She's the youngest billionaire. And she's the one who's got like a hundred million Instagram follows, doesn't she? Yeah, she has got a lot of Instagram followers. Who turned up randomly in the WIP video we were talking about on Friday's episode.

She did. She did. And there was a lot of controversy around her because she was the only not woman of color. So she's white. And everyone thinks that she is our main. because Kim Kardashian is Armenian, but actually Kylie Jenner's parents are Christiana and Caitlin Jenner, so they're both white.

So fun fact. Anyway, what do you think of her? Do you think she would be nice or mean to wait stuff? I think she'd be nice because she lives in a world where everything's videoed all the time constantly, and so she'd be calculating me nice. Okay. And Charles? Yeah, I, look, I follow her on Instagram.

Do you? And I just get a, well, because I want to find out. Do you follow Kylie Jenner on Instagram? I want to be an Instagram influencer myself. Okay, that's fair. So, you know, and she makes like $100 million a post, doesn't I mean? I want to do the same thing. I just got to get the hints from it.

What you just have to? Right, Charles. Mine. Yeah. Well, my right card is $100 million per post. You just need to post more pictures of your butt. That's like probably. Yeah, that's my problem, isn't it?

I don't have a butt. Oh, okay. Sorry for your loss. No, so look, I think, Look, to be honest, I think she probably wouldn't be very nice. All right. Let's have a look. Next up, we have Kylie.

She was fine, but she took $20 on a $500 dinner bill. Do that information what you will. For that, I'm giving her a 2 out of 10. Do that information what you will. She's the person who gets given $100 million per pile. That's how she's a billionaire. She's a tip. Yeah.

Ah, yes. You'd think. You'd think she would. But no. So, Charles, you are killing it. Two-0. Killing it. This round.

Okay. Well, we're going to keep on the Kylie Jenner trend by having a look at her sister, Kendall Jenner. What do you think, Kendall Jenner? Do you think she's nice, me? Kendall lives in the shadow a bit of Kylie. Yeah. So which means that she'll definitely be nicer because she has to sort of... Yeah, she's her only thing is being the nice one.

Yeah, I think so. All right. Well, I'm going to just make it interesting. I'm going to say that she's absolutely terrible because she's constantly trying to, like, project status. Oh, okay. She used to come in all the time and was pretty cold towards staff She also usually has someone speak for her

And doesn't speak for her than to staff I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt And say she's just shy For my experiences with her I have to give her like a four out of ten She's mean Both of the Genesis is a horrible Who knew being a rich and famous person

Would make you a horrible human It's really sad I mean no but I'm just going to take from that That she's shy That she's shy She literally has someone speak for her so she doesn't have to speak to wait-star. Well, when I earn $100 million, I'm going to do the same thing too.

Are you? Yes, I'm going to hire someone to talk on my behalf. Can I have that job? By the way, 2-1. 2-1? Yeah. All right. Not that anyone's counting.

No, I've completely lost track. Well, let's, we'll head to Australia now. So this is Chris Hemsworth. Do you think Chris is nice or mean? Well, he lives in Byron, so everyone's incredibly chilled out and stone. And so I think you can't trust people who he'd run into. But I reckon he's nice. I think he's nice.

Dollar's nice. Yeah, I'm going to, I'm going for the point. So even though I'm very aware that we've said all the men are nice and all the women are horrible, I'm going to still go with the misogynistic thing and say, yeah, he's probably really nice. He's probably really nice. All right. Let's take a look.

So first of his Chris humped with 10 out of 10. He was always really polite to everybody. He was even in a first name basis with some of the stuff. and literally so handsome in person. I mean, it always helps. It always helps to be handsome. Yes. Yeah, I find that.

If you imagine what it would be like to be handsome and, yeah, that'd probably be nice. So now they were all American TikTokers, like, you know, doing reviews of big A-list celebrities. Now we're going to go to a more local person who works at a bar in, I think, Melbourne. and she's reviewed Guy Sebastian. I know, this guy sucks. Have you met him? No, but he said he wanted to punch us in the face at one point when we were a bit controversial.

Really? So I reckon he sucks. Well, it makes me like him. I mean, I once went to a Guy Sebastian concert. I paid $86.50 to attend a Guy Sebastian show. And it was actually a lot of fun. So I always hold him in quite high regard. But that's on the basis of not knowing him on a personal level.

What do you think, Charles? Oh, look, I'm very sure he sucks, yeah. All right. Okay, well, let's hear this clip. First up, we have Guy Sebastian, who is very rude considering his main thing as being on the voice as failure. He wouldn't order his own drinks,

wouldn't look up at you when you were, like, collecting his plates and glasses, wouldn't even crack a smile to any of the fans that were, like, smiling at him. So, Guy, two out of ten. I mean, unless you are... Two out of ten. Unless you in Hollywood, no Australian celebrity has any grounds to be up themselves.

Like, being big in Australia, it's like being like vice captain of your school. It truly is. And also, her reasoning, she was like, Guy Sebastian was supposed to be nice because he's on the voice Australia. I was like, what about being on the voice is supposed to make you a nice person? Like, surely being on reality TV or involved in reality TV would make people expect you to be quite horrible. Yeah. You know, because they're always causing drama. All right, now, I found another video actually on TikTok

where it was a TikToker that reviewed all of us. I think it must be someone who works at a comedy club. Oh, wow. Yeah, and so first up, we have Charles Firth. Do you think Charles Firth is nice or mean? I've known him for 30 years. He's an arson. All right, let's take a look. Okay, so Charles Firth from The Chaser.

Now, this man is a total diva. He literally asked for 50 oysters, Kill Patrick's to be brought backstage, and then he ate them along with. inside a whole tub of powdered Gatorade with no water. Just weird. Two stars. Two stars. So what have you got to say for yourself, Charles?

That does sound like me. Where was that Brisbane, was it? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I think it was Brisbane. Yeah, I remember. Powderade. Yeah, yeah. It's, um, Gatorade.

Yeah, sure. I was going, yeah. First last time we've done anything fitness oriented. All right, but Charles isn't the only person that got reviewed by, this TikToker, we also had a Dom Knight, me review. Okay, so Dom Knight, honestly, this guy's so nice. He let us take pictures, really chilled,

super funny, 10 stars overall. Wow. That sounds like me. The only problem with this is, I'm in no way of celebrity, so I'm wondering if these are fabricated. But anyway, I'll take it. I'm lovely. No, no, they are 100% real and definitely,

I know that it sounds a bit like my own voice, but, you know, some voices sound alike. Like, it was probably just a voice twin. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, totally. But they did, they reviewed me as well. Did they? Yeah, yeah.

Nina Oiyama, the comedian, is a disgusting rat girl. So we've, you know, I think we can't play any. What was that? What did she say? Nina Oiyama, the comedian, is a disgusting rat girl. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, play the rest of it. Play the rest of it.

Nina Oiyama, the comedian, is a disgusting rat girl. who is actually surprisingly very cool. A thousand out of ten, I love her. So there we go. I'm the favourite. So you win because you got a thousand points. Yeah, I did. I really tripled the score.

I was out of this world, apart from being a disgusting, that girl, but you know, I'll take it. I'm not sure about this, but I do think you're nice thing, guys, the best. Thank you. Anyway, that's all we have time for today. Check us out at chaser.com.com.

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