The Chaser Report - Finally, Men Have A Chance

Episode Date: November 7, 2024

Now that Trump is going to be President again, Dom and Charles realise there is no better time than the present to seize the means of communication and become who they were always destined to be: white men that coast by in a world designed to only fit white men. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Chaser Report is recorded on Gatigal Land. Striving for mediocrity in a world of excellence, this is The Chaser Report. Hello, and welcome to The Chaser Report with Dom and Charles. Hello, Charles. Look, we need to talk. Okay, we've got to have a serious. There's a lot to debrief. There's a lot to debrief.

And frankly, this is going to be a very short episode. But we have a challenge for you. Oh, yeah. A challenge for the audience. Challenge for the listeners. The loyal, lovely people who listen to this podcast every day. Yeah. There is only one sensible responsible.

response to the election of Donald Trump as the 47th president of the United States, or whatever it is, whatever number he's up to. He was also the 45th. I don't know what they're going to do about that. There's one thing we have to do. We have to do it very soon. And it's really important. The future of the world could depend on this one thing.

What? I'll tell you after the ad. Oh, come. Charles, today I want to unveil a vision. We need to make the Chaser report the biggest media organization. in the world is the only thing. It is the only response possible to this unprecedented move. It requires us.

When democracy is threatened, download our app. Get a $4 a month's description to our podcast. Charles, you know, democracy dies in darkness. Particularly when Jeff Bezos stops his Washington Post from endorsing a candidate. We, Charles, we are the only ones who can do it. We have the independence, the neutrality. We own nobody anything. The Riz.

We can't be bought. Actually, we only know that because no one's tried to. We have the Riz, we have the kind of middle age, don't give a fuck. Charles, this is the era of the white man. Unlike the previous era, which was also the era of the white man. And Charles, what are you? A white man. And what am I?

A white man. This is our time. This is our time. At last, I've been waiting my entire life. When white men would finally hold a place of privilege in society. You know, and you just go, that's never going to happen. You know, you know what I mean? Like, you just go, you're growing up and you're looking at, you know, the playground.

You know, the playground is a wash with people. And you're going, all these white men who constitute the majority of this playground, they're going to grow up underprivileged. I can't even get to do the sentence without feeling self-conscious. This is the era we've got to end. That's the sort of woke attitude. Yes. But Donald Trump came here to stop.

Don't feel bad about it. I don't have to feel bad about it anymore. Donald Trump has opened a door that was already open. That's what he's done. He's opened it. He sort of opened it further. I love that this is the lesson that you've taken because I think that there's a lot of going on on, let's say, the woke side of the soul searching. Yeah, there's lots of soul searching going on on the other side of politics, like on the Democrat side of politics.

I just love the fact that you've taken this is the, you know, as the. listen to learn. Well, Charles, what I'm asking myself is what would Donald Trump do after a setback? He'd start a media company. He'd start truth social. What would Elon Musk do? He'd buy Twitter and turn it into a massive bullshit machine. Yes.

So whenever you open it, just has him banging on about how, if you don't vote for Donald Trump, freedom of speech will end. Yes, we need our own bullshit machine. We need our own megaphone, Charles. And the world needs us to have that megaphone. See, what I don't understand is, have we been. defeated or have we had victory? Like, I can't quite work out.

Like, where do we line up on the... Victory is ours. Right. If we do this. Yes. Okay. So what are we, are we going to set up, what, Chaser Media? Doesn't that exist?

It has existed in a form, but we've got to scale it up. Chase, Truth, Truth Chaser. Truth Chaser. Let's set up Truth Chaser. Yeah, it could be. We need it. Obviously the podcast. We'd be massively towards the fascist right.

We need to get into the Joe Rogan market. So we need to start doing three-hour daily podcast. The problem with this podcast, the reason why it hasn't changed the world yet is that it's been too short. It's been like 15, 20 minutes today. Yeah, two shorts. Three hours a day. That's the new. Minimum.

You can go longer if you need to. Oh, definitely. So look, if you want to commit to this, if you want to help us build this dream, email podcast at chaser.com. With some ideas, we'll bring some, we'll scale up. We will need investment and we might have to sell. shares. Charles, can we do that? I think we should definitely IPO. Yeah, we should. I mean, Donald Trump

did, right? He's got the DJP stock on the Yeah, no, we're going to do that. Yeah. We'll float it, we'll build it. And it will become, uh, it will make Joe Rogan quake in his little muscle man cave. Yeah. Okay. All right. I think that's it for today's podcast. Yeah, that's all we know. It's a dream. It's a vision.

Yes. It's a response. Yes. And look, if Kamala Harris wants to have like another show on our network, she can you know, if she really wants to. I know what she's going to do now. Well, I think she's going to run in 2028. There's a lot of commentators out today saying that she read an excellent campaign. In fact, there was somebody on Late Night Live with, you know, David Marr, just today saying that Carmel Harris's campaign was flawless.

Was that person, Chaz by any chance? No, no. Chaz was on Late Night Live yesterday. But it was like literally saying, and you're just going, that is a person who really, really doesn't understand. And what flawless means. Have you seen the electoral map, Charles? The New York Times put out this map yesterday, which showed every single county,

and I think it's 3,000 or so counties in the United States, whether it had gone more Republican or more Democrat. Yeah. Since the last, since Biden's victory. Since Biden. And let me tell you, it's of those arrows, almost all of them are red. Like it may have seemed flawless in terms of no obvious errors,

but I think there were some flaws. Oh my God, no, no. But I think this is like, I'm pretty sure that in 1985, the Soviet Union bureaucrats came to the president and went, by all our measures, everything's going really well. Like, I think that's what we're on the precipice of. This is a revolution. And the ruling elite seem to think that actually they've done nothing wrong. Like, it's sort of extraordinary the level of blindness that's going on today.

Yeah, so if we manage by building up this project to also become part to the ruling elite. Well, the new... The new ruling of the league. The white men are league. Billionaires, Charles. I'm saying us as billionaires. That's what this is all about. I mean, it's in the service of humanity.

It's in the service of saving the world. Of course. It's not a selfish thing where I want to buy a house in Sydney. In a dog-eat-dog world where there's winners and... Like, you know, because I think that's what Trump's sort of saying is you need your oligarchs and then everyone else are schlubs, right? You don't want to be a schlub. No, and if that involves murdering a few opponents,

or even, dare I say, podcast hosts. I am prepared to do that. You know, like, just in the service of the greater good. Are you planning a target on Hamish and Andy at this point? Is that what you're doing, Josh? I'm just saying that there's too many downloads for that podcast. And if we got rid of... Ray Hadley's retiring from Sydney Radio, Richard Glover's retiring.

I just seeing a little bit of Novichok in the underwear for a couple of the... The podcast, big boys. Yeah. Okay, this has got... chilling quite quickly. Hey, but this is what happened. If you collaborate with Vladimir Putin as Elon Musk and Donald Trump have both talked to Putin in recent times. Those were some of the many bombshells during the campaign that did absolutely nothing whatsoever to stop Donald Trump getting elected. Yeah.

So we just need Vladimir Putin. You know Charles's mobile number. It's all over the podcast. Yeah. Give him a ring. Yeah. Let's just let's do coffee. Mano man. Yeah. Mano Armano, Amano, Amano, yeah, that's right. Because this is the era of the white man, but also Charles of these white men. Yeah, yeah. And you've just got to adopt, like, I think you're a loser if you don't adopt that. I think it's sort of like, you know, who do you want to be in history? Do you want to be Flim Flam, you know, D.E.I candidate, Winston Churchill.

Or do you want to be strongman leader, Adolf Hitler? I mean, read your history books let. I think we've taken this as far as we can for today. But no, we need to build up the podcast. The world leads us. Well, as actually, I mean, I think that that was one of the tactics that Mussolini adopted. Seize the means of communication. That's how Berlusconi.

Berlusconi own the television stations. All we need to do is become the world's most... Napoleon. Napoleon, huge podcaster. Yeah. I mean, Rupert Murdoch. Look what he's managed to do. We've joked since we started that the chase was like News Corp,

except without the power influence, a money and reach. Yeah. Time to fix all of those things one by one. I love it. We have part of the Aconocles network, and you're either with us or you're against us. Angel investors, very welcome minimum buying $10 million. Podcast at chaser.com.com.