The Chaser Report - Going Nuts In Russia

Episode Date: September 17, 2025

Tired of your Western society being too woke? Looking for a simple place to raise your family with traditional values, while growing nuts? How about you try getting married to Mother Russia! As Dom and Charles find out, it's the anti-woke tourist destination you'll never be able to leave.---The Chaser Report: EXCLUSIVE NordVPN Deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/chaserreport Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee 🌍 Buy the Wankernomics book: https://wankernomics.com/bookListen AD FREE: https://thechaserreport.supercast.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @chaserwarSpam Dom's socials: @dom_knightSend Charles voicemails: @charlesfirthEmail us: [e-mail] CEO’s Super-yacht upgrade Fund: https://chaser.com.au/support/ Send complaints to: [e-mail] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Chaser Report is recorded on Gadigal Land. Striving for mediocrity in a world of excellence, this is The Chaser Report. Hello, and welcome to The Chaser Report with Dom and Charles. Hello, Charles. What is on the menu for our lucky listeners today? Oh, I thought you knew. Oh, you want me to do? Okay. I thought you were going to...

I've got one. We just set all set up here and I said the hello and then you were... Oh, no, let's just start the whole thing again. Well, I'll leave this in to show what prize we are. This is The Chaser Report. Hello and welcome to The Chaser Report with Dom and Charles. Charles, are you sick of woke? Are you tired of people ramming their values down your family's throat telling you to be tolerant?

Well, why should you tolerate their interference and telling you to be nice to people? They were different from you. I mean, we supposedly live in the land of the. are free, don't we? We're not free to ignore wokeness. No, exactly. The woke aganda, wokeopelict.

Ah, yes. The wokepocalypse, I think I was trying to say. Oh, wokepocalypse. If I want to say, I can call it whatever I want. Because I'm a sovereign citizen of myself. Charles, the great news is there's an answer. There is an answer. And it's been taken up by some Aussies and indeed by some Sydney Siders.

So the best kind of Aussies. Oh, fantastic. I'm allowed to say that because I'm not woke. Well, I think I might join this unwoke train. Yep, yep. It's a new life. Oh, yeah. It's a better life.

In a country which, according to one person who's taken up the offer, an American, a country that's run by a man who runs the country by a man. I'm going to explain what you have to do to take advantage of this non-woke paradise after the news. Okay. After the news. After these ads. Okay. So this already sounds a little bit suspicious

because I thought maybe we could have the unwoked paradise in Australia. No, no, no, no. Australia's done. Australia's finished. Australia's over. But not even Queensland? Oh, actually, that's an interesting point.

Queensland might be an exception to this and so may the Northern Territory. We'll see. But, Charles, if you could move to any country in the world to be guaranteed safety from wokeness. Safety from wokeness. Living with people who share your values.

Yes. A better life, a simpler life, a life where men and men and women are women and no one's allowed to say that gender is complex. Which country would you move to? Well, I feel like this is America, isn't it? This is... This is some sort of Texas. Is this a ranch in Texas where you go and maybe Waco or something?

This is for people for whom Texas is too woken. Oh, my goodness. This is for people for whom the United States of America is a place from which they want refuge. Admittedly, while every week America becomes more like this, there is a place that is far further down this line where you can move to right now if you share their values. And only if... I'm thinking, is it Saudi Arabia?

Well, actually, that is a country run by a man who, I guess, run. Yeah, who's a man? A man who's a man? I mean, what about Hungary? Hungary is pretty good. But Charles, look, if you're a person who... Hungary from... Has detected... And some woke-easters say that all this sort of talk is actually kind of like white supremacy. Like, it's just a little bit.

That one of the things that wokeism is telling us is that we can't have white supremacy anymore. Yeah, yeah. And so let's just say it's a country, it's a white country. Charles, it's a very, very white country. It's a very pale country. So you're getting warmer with Hungary. Scotland. Go further east, Charles.

Go further east than Hungary. It's going to be Russia, isn't it? Until you find yourself in Russia, which has an anti-woke visa scheme, which offers citizenship and amnesty and olive branch, like it says in the Bible, because you can have the Bible in Russia, I think. You can move to Russia tomorrow, and many people have. Many people have taken up Russian citizenship and moved to Russia. Over a thousand, I think. But this is just the first wave. Yeah, this is like the pilgrims going to America.

So I'll give you an example. A guy called Leo Hare. Or the whites coming to Australia. That's right. Yeah, didn't that work well for everybody? Leo Hare, for instance, case in point, this is from the telegraph newspaper in the UK. Hardly a woke newspaper. He has filmed a video thanking Vladimir Putin for granting him asylum because you have to produce...

Asylum? It's like a refugee. He's officially been given... He's a refugee from woke. Yeah. Oh, wow. He's a woke refugee. And part of that is that part of your new freedom is that you have to make a video for Russian State TV.

Really? Yes, that's what's happening. Oh, wow. And you've got to be as misogynistic as you can. Well, he says, Leo Hare tells the camera, I feel like I've been put... Do you have to speak on behalf of your wife? No, his wife has some comments. I'll say what she says.

Leo Hare says, I feel like I've been put on an arc of safety for my family, and it's very important. Thank you so much. I just want to say that I feel very honored in a small way. It feels like I just got married to Russia. Isn't that lovely? Mother Russia. That's sweet. Mother Russia.

Married to his own mother. And so they moved there in August 2024. So before the election, somewhat ironically for them, they got a shared value visa. And 1,300 people have done it. It's called a shared value visa. Yeah, 300 from Germany, 163 from the US, even 87 from Britain.

And there's one person, I think, who's still in Sydney who's been given Russian citizenship under this rule. And they've moved there from unfriendly countries. There's 50 countries on the list. To Dom, and Australia is one of them. Just spitballing here. But I think we might have a way to get rid of all the dicks in our society. I'm not entirely against this entire scheme.

I have a feeling this might, you know, you know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to go too heavily in support of this. Because, you know, people who are anti-woke are not going to like me supporting this feature scheme. No, no, no, you definitely shouldn't make any suggestions. But I'm just saying, you know, on the phone. There is a, are you saying it may be at certain rallies in recent times? You kind of hand out pamphlets. Yeah, March for Australia rally.

You just go around going, look, I totally agree. Australia's gone to shit. It might be easier. Why don't you go to Russia? It might be easier. Charles, well, in that case, should I mention... Oh, then they would be an immigrant. Should I mention the cautionary tale that's come up for at least one of them a little

later on? So let's just look at the hairs a little bit more because they're a great... Do you have to then go and fight for Russia in the Ukraine? Is it? That's the cautionary time. Oh, no! Oh, no! We'll get to that.

Okay, so the Hair family. Oh, sorry for the spoiler. That's great. This guy moved there in 2020, uh, hair. He moved there because of the sexual agenda, the pro-LGB sexual agenda, pushed on to children because of Donald Trump's defeat in 2020. Again, bad, bad prediction about 2024, mate. Um, he sold everything.

Yes. He sold his business cleaning carpets. He spent his inheritance to move over there. And, uh, he just, wanted to make a fresh start. And was it, I mean, because my impression of Russia, which is only from popular culture, I've never been there, is that it's a pretty miserable place.

Like, you don't go, oh, wow, like, the beaches in Russia are great. Well, I think there's, isn't there one beach that Vladimir Putin has a beach house at? That, I can't where it is. It's like on the coast, it gets sunny for, like, two weeks a year or something. Yeah, in Crimea, isn't it? I think it's in Crimea. I mean, that's why Yank's Crimea. So, Charles, I mean.

But, like, you, like, the whole idea of Russia, is that it's a fairly dreary cold. There are a few problems. Problem one, for instance, is that Russia is not a haven for traditional values at all. In fact, 15% of people in Russia go to church. They've had 80 years of not going to church under the Soviets. Ah, yeah, because they're all communists. Crime has hit its highest level in 12 years.

It's got one of the highest divorce rates in the world. It's basically if you go there, I mean, you can go and live in the middle of nowhere and raise your kids the way you want to, it seems. And potatoes. But if you go into the cities, you're not exactly going to be having a massively... It's not like, you know, joining an Amish community or something at all. So I think there's a few problems with how it's worked out in practice. But they say they're happy on the state television recordings that they have to make.

They're required to make. And is there any getting out of it? Like, if you move to Russia and you go, oh my God, I've made a terrible mistake... Oh, no. I suppose you've spent all your life... Well, this guy, I mean, for instance, the hairs, they went to a town 160 miles north of Moscow called Ivanovo and a failed business deal with a local left them 50 grand out of pocket. I presume you wouldn't want to sue. There's corruption and...

Yeah, it's Russia. It's Russia. You're moving to Russia. Yes. And all the websites, like even if you go, is this a scam, it's is this a scam. So on the bright side, they actually have... Even the non-scam websites are scams. If you want to know more about the hairs, they have a new.

a YouTube channel, and I'm not making this up, they've started a nut business. They're trying to produce nuts. I don't know whether that's metaphorical nuts or actual nuts. So that's what's going on. So that's an option. But as I said, Charles, after a break, I mean, I dream of moving to Russia and... Living on a 10th floor flat. Leading the simple nut life.

Growing nuts. In a Soviet era flat. Selling nuts. And getting extorted by the local nut baron. Having people eat my nuts. Who knows what's all. an offer. All right.

So we'll just take a quick break. And then after this... You could make milk out of nut. You can, yes, that's true. And then people could drink your milk, might nut milk. You really enjoy this, aren't you? Okay, while Charles recovers, his composure and maturity, we'll just take a quick break. And then, yeah, the downside has...

And just leading a sort of general nut lifestyle. The Chaser Report, news you can't trust. So Australia is actually 11th on the list of the most countries. how many people have actually gone, but there are some, including a woman called Veronica Miros that says the ABC says. I bet you. She's from Victoria. No, she's not. She leads a Russian Orthodox convent in Sydney, Southwest. So she's now known as Abbas Maria. She was a GP, and she doesn't like Australian society, apparently. Anyway, she thinks it's becoming satanic. She doesn't like tattoos, and he's worried that Christianity's dying out. So, again, not as badly

as in Russia where Christianity is really dying out. But anyway, good on your best. Because I think, isn't Like 30 or 40% of Australians. Yeah, it's quite a few. Identify as Christian, if they don't do anything about it. All right, well, let's look at Derek and Deanna Huffman. They move from Texas. So, you know, not exactly from Woke Central to Moscow. They were worried about LGBT indoctrination in the public's school system.

Oh, yes. And they have a YouTube channel as well, by the way. So check that out. But in recent times... They only grow anti-gay nuts. Yeah, straight nuts. Yeah, straight nuts. Yeah.

Look, their YouTube channel, indeed, their lives have gone on. a little bit dark recently, because Derek Huffman made a calculation. He wanted things to speed up. He wanted to become a part, get his, not just his visa to live there, which comes, you know, automatically, but, but the citizenship. He wanted to be a Russian citizen. Yes. So he thought to himself, I know how they'll fast track that one.

I'm going to join the military. Yes. Well, that's a famous way for fast tracking something. Yeah, things happen quickly. Yeah. So they did that. They wanted proper citizenship. he signed a contract with the army.

And then, so they made a video on May the 26th. Is that, was it called a death pact? Quite possibly. So this is the way it unfolded. May 26. Yeah. Mrs. Huffman.

May 26? Yeah. This year. This year. All right. And we're saying, you know, she announced we've signed a contract with the military. He's going. Yeah.

He's going to join. And then she's very upset shortly afterwards because he was sent to the front lines. Because somehow she thought that she knew so little about the war. that she didn't realize that anyone who joins the war immediately gets sent to the front lines. Yes, because hundreds of thousands of Russian soldiers died. Well, a million, though. A million, they say, yeah.

There were reports that he had been killed, but apparently he talked to them. There's proof of life on the YouTube channel. And he said, this is a war zone. Can't make a video. I'll give away our location, but people will know I'm alive. Despite this, though, Charles,

the Huffman say that they're excited about their prospect in Russia. because I don't think it's safe to say that you're not excited about your prospects in Russia. I mean, there's just windows everywhere, Charles. You know how many windows are in Russia. Yes, right. So, yeah. So they're enjoying the freedom of the anti-woke lifestyle. I suppose being on the front line is exhilarating.

Oh, you do with a lot of adrenaline. A lot of adrenaline, a lot of life experience. No one's indoctrinating you. Life is coming at him fast, along with Ukrainians. As is death. and drones and the chance to be part of history in the making. I mean, Charles, you and I go about our business, almost never in jeopardy, real jeopardy. Yes.

We don't know what it means to fight for, not our country, another random country that we happen to have moved to. But we don't know what that's like. But at least he can go to his grave saying that he wasn't in the woke gay state of Texas. Look, I hope you know, at least he sort of. At least we left Texas. Yeah. I really hope that if, you know, I hope Derek Huffman survives. I really do because I really want to see what YouTube videos come out of.

But if he were to die, heaven forbid Charles. Yeah, no, you don't want, you never wish, you wouldn't wish death on anyone. Particularly YouTubers. They're wonderful people. But Charles, if he were to die, his tombstone could say, he sleeps, but he's not woke. Yes. Derek Huffman. Oh, very good.

With a little hammer and sickle, perhaps. Forever, unawoke. Unawoke forever more. Unawoke forever. Yeah. So that's what's going on. Rest in war. Yeah.

Rest in Russia, really. Yeah. Forever more. So, I mean, there's that. I do feel, though, these people all moved before Donald Trump won. So they must have had no faith. Like, they live in Texas. Oh, but if you're from Texas, Donald Trump is too well.

Yeah, that guy's soft. No, exactly. He's a flip-flopper. Yes, no, no. So, look, congratulations on a good decision. And look, apparently Australians are taking up advantage. So if anyone listening wants to move to Russia, apparently the door is open. Yep.

The door may lead immediately to another door onto a troop transport to the front line. Yes. But at least the door's open. Have that it. And tell us how it goes. Well, I reckon next March for Australia, I'm going to be there with pamphlets advertising this I would love to have a chorus. If anyone wants to just come on the podcast, he's in Russia,

and tell us what it's like. And maybe you convince us, you know, convince us in the spirit of debate, jump online. We would love to hear how wonderful life is in Russia, particularly for those on the front lines. We're part of the Aconiclass Network. Dostvedenia. Dostvedenia.