The Chaser Report - Three Men Talking Over Each Other

Episode Date: October 1, 2020

Craig Reucassel is filling in for Nina Oyama, who is away being successful, and Craig has a bone to pick with Dom Knight and Charles Firth. Plus, the US Presidential debate was the worst debate ever and for some reason Dom takes us through a beat by beat summary of the shitshow. Charles reviews a smart hairbrush that costs $277. Plus all the latest fake news from Rebecca De Unamuno.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Instacart, groceries that over deliver. In times like these, it's important to know who you can trust. At last, a new source that's reliably, reliable, informatively informational, and never wrong. Unfortunately, you're not listening to it. Instead, you're listening to the Chaser Report. Hello, and welcome to The Chaser Report. With me today are Craig Roocastle. Hey.

And Dom Knight. And your name is Charles Firth, incidentally. Oh, and I'm Charles Firth, yeah. Hey, so Craig, I don't think you've been on this podcast yet, have you? This is your first. No, I haven't. I was fooled. I was tricked into coming on this podcast because you told me you wouldn't be on it

and I'd be replacing you, which I thought was a very low bar and simple. But then somehow Nina's not here now, so now I'm replacing Nina, which is much harder to do because she's funny. But probably more appropriate because she's far more successful. than me. Yeah, she has another work commitment, whereas Charles and I think always to be available for this podcast. Well, it's funny because Charles seems to be,

and you won't be able to see this at home, but Charles seems to be coming from your car. Charles, have you been kicked out of home? Do you live in your car now? Are you that homeless? No comment. And are you somewhere in the country? I saw you driving around looking at like sort of desolate trees,

trying to find a place with Wi-Fi and actually doing the podcast. Yeah, I'm packed by the side of the road because there's no internet where I'm on holiday. days. There's no internet in the house. So I had to drive into town to get some internet. But Charles, don't you have to talk to each other if there's no internet? Did you think they're through? Yeah, I know. No, it's terrible, especially the kids. Don't ever go anywhere without internet when you've got kids because there's no YouTube. So what do you do? You realize how boring they are. You realize how boring kids are. It's funny. When my kids are really little and we go on a

holiday, we'd unplug the TV and tell them that it just didn't work there. But then after a few years, we were like, oh, hang on, this is just getting up. This is just ruining our holiday. Well, the only thing my kids talk about is YouTube clips that they would be seeing if they would have had internet. Imagine what we could be watching right now. That's exciting. It's funny that. Slabstick video. But you are near, the only thing I like about where you are, Charles, is you're near the Belangelo State Forest, so it is a good chance. This is a, Charles may be killed during this podcast. So stay tuned, guys.

Yeah, there's a bit of jeopardy here. A true crime edition. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that'd be. Can you just give you GPS location, Charles? Maybe I should get murdered for the ratings. Yeah. Maybe that's a way to boost our ranking.

I've always thought with all these true, with the true crime podcasts, like every, every cold case has been used now. So realistically, if you're doing one of the true crime podcasts, you have to kill somebody now and then re-trace it in the thing. And the good thing is that, because the annoying thing about those true crime podcast is sometimes they don't know, you don't know who has done it at the end. The good thing about one way you've done it is you can guarantee there's no suspense. You know who's done it.

You know he's done it. It's going to be me. It's tough for the follow-up. It's a serial killing. What are you talking about? Do you get internet from jail? Yeah, I guess so. You just go, go, who got shived in jail this week?

But I reckon by that point you're like, oh, it's going to be Charles again, isn't it? Seriously. Like, it's really a bit of boring, who done it. Coming up on the show, we've got actually a really good show. Don, what have you got? Oh, look, I've got a wonderful segment for you, Charles and Craig. We're going to debating class with President Donald Trump, the master of winning debates. And speaking of debates, I will be.

debating YouTube because it's been brought to my attention that you guys slagged me off in this show. Oh, okay. I'm going to take everyone on a trip through to the future. But first of all, let's go to the headlines with Rebecca and a Minot. Americans are reeling in shock following the first presidential debate after realizing what they just saw on TV represents the best chance they've got at bringing their country back from the brink. Commentators agreed no, won the debate, but moderator Chris Wallace was unanimously declared the loser. Meanwhile, viewers have been left in a state of shock after New Zealand's leaders' debates saw opponents politely and competently answer questions about what they'll do to improve the nation.

Scott Morrison has announced a blueprint to boost manufacturing in the economy. The Prime Minister said the $1.5 billion support package will be targeted at the industry's most in need of support, such as those in marginal seats and the Mossman Rowers Club. That's the latest chase and news. Check out chaser.com.com.com for the latest updates. Thanks, Beck. Hey, Beck, did you see the presidential debate? No, I tried to tune in, but the only thing on was this weird sitcom

where two old men were yelling at each other. No, no, no, that was the debate. I don't think so. One of the guys was a white supremacist. Yeah, yeah, that was it. Oh, fuck. The Chaser Report, news a few days after it happens. This episode of The Chaser Report is brought to you by South Australia.

Their borders are now open so you can come and visit them whenever you want. Any time? Really, guys? Any takers? The Chaser Report. Now with extra whispers. So thanks for having me on the show, guys. It's good to be here because at least being here means that when you guys take the piss out of me, I can respond. Because this was drawn to my attention.

I'm going to play back some of the audio from this show. of you guys getting stuck into me. Well, I'll tell you one person who's trapped who we should try and free. Who? Craig Rucasel. Oh, yeah. Oh, where's he? He's been taken, don't you know, he's been taken hostage.

He used to be a comedian. He used to be really funny. And he's been taken hostage. Hang on, you're telling me Craig Roocastle used to be a comedian. Yes. I thought he was just that waste guy. Before he was earnest. Before he somehow got the sense that he could save the world.

He used to be funny. Yeah, he used to, he used to, he was just to, he was just to, he was just to, to make fun of people like Craig Rookustle. Yeah, exactly. But, no, he's been taken hostage by the woke brigade at the ABC. And he keeps sending all these signals in his TV shows, saying, oh, no, you know, like, I'm actually funny. I'm just trying to get out of here.

Free Rui. Yes. Yeah, that should be our new hashtag. Yeah. Thank you, guys. You are right. Thank you, Charles, for picking up on the signals I've been sending. I really want to be taken out of this successful career and get some kind of obscure podcast where

I sit in a car and do it. but we have our but Dom is right though Dom is right that before you know before I used to I used to make fun of people like that those kind of earnest people's and I think I should go back to that kind of

doing that so let me let me try and make fun of kind of earnest old people let's see what I can do let's go to Twitter and see if I can find somebody I can make fun of on Twitter let's see what about this guy what's this guy Dom Knight

oh this is good Good. Okay. It's so weirdly horrifying watching the American remake of Australia's Black Summer. News grabs with the same terrified ore at the largest fires ever. Red skies, fire tornadoes and politicians claiming that it has nothing to do with climate change. Yeah, this is fun making. It's good. No, no, Craig, you're totally mistaken. That's Dom trying to be funny. He thinks he's being funny. He's just not. Oh, that's right. Oh, this is another. good one on the debate um three old white guys not much has changed hey oh that's great quickly dom you should make a tweet about this podcast it's three old white guys as well

there's a real uh gerard henderson vibe to do a lot of those tweets but hang on you're missing the point which is that i don't get paid to do that no no this is i'm just saying you're right i used i used to really enjoy taking the piss out of old old earnest people and i'm just getting back to my roots. It's really fun. We've got another, how many tweets have you done? We've got another 50,000 to go. Look, the fact that the notion that anyone is actually reading my Twitter, that I've had as good news.

I don't think they'd do. No, thanks guys. It's good to be here and out of that horrible, what was it, woke landscape? I think out of success. Yeah, that's, um. The Chaser Report. Less news Less often Now Charles and Craig

The US presidential debate The first one happened This week And I want to just look back on it Because I think it was a debating Masterclass A lot of people have been describing it As a shit show

And a disgrace And the death of American democracy I think While that's true It was a very impressive lesson in how to do A presidential debate From the president

I know you guys did some You know kiddie debating In your youth Time to go back to debating school. I want to start with the clearest moment of the debate. Good evening. I'm Chris Wallace of Fox News and I welcome you to the first of the 2020 presidential debate. That was it after that thing's descended somewhat. But of course, the big story of the moment, what's been in the news has been Donald Trump's tax returns.

The big gotcha the New York Times publishing that he only paid $750 in the past two years. So of course, Chris Wallace went straight onto that and look what Trump does. if you want to say some mastery. Is it true that you paid $750 in federal income taxes each of those two years? I paid millions of dollars in taxes, millions of dollars of income tax. Isn't that brilliant? You just lie. I mean, what's you going to do?

Lake you'd real tax returns? I already did that. Yeah, it was brilliant. It was a brilliant approach. I love the gotcha. Like, you can't do a gotcha on Trump, can you? But you just can't do a gotcha on Trump? That's the genius of the man.

No, because he either admits that he killed somebody or he just denies it despite being found above the body with, you know, a bloody knife. It's not true. It's the way, the Trump, you know, supporters just go, yeah, that's great. It just, nothing touches him. So he's already diffused his biggest political problem in the first minute of the debate. His next task is to rattle Biden by interrupting him. See, Biden has policies and ideas and experience. Trump doesn't.

What Trump does have and what he, all that he needs is a real. big mouth. Are you willing to tell the American people tonight whether or not you will support either ending the filibuster or packing the court? Whatever position I take in that, that'll become the issue. The issue is the American people should speak. You should go out and vote. The question is, the question is, radical left. Would you shut up, man? So he did just shout radical left. I did love how often. He would just shout radical left all the time. That was great. It was like being back at uni at a protest.

And in fairness, though, to Trump, like, Biden was talking about filibusters or something like that. That is incredibly boring. Like, I think Trump at least, you know, he makes things entertaining. He does. He does. He did. He did.

I presume that Trump thinks a filibuster is a type of, like, burger you get down the road. I think it's somebody that you pay money for for six. Doesn't he? Isn't that what he thinks it's a filibuster? He thinks that's everything. Look, it was great. Dom, you and I used to do adjudicating of primary school debates, and it was extraordinary because I thought that this debate was way lower than six-year-three kids talking about

whether or not they should do homework. That's the level this debate was at. But that's the genius of Trump, is that you just don't follow the rules. I mean, from the first primary school days of debating, they say you're not allowed to shout over the other person who's talking. Trump doesn't follow those rules, and it works. Because that's the thing that's so amazing is that after Trump did that... But did it work?

It didn't work, interestingly enough. Because I thought after that debate that Biden, there was no way he'd do a second one. But he's up for it. And that's because it worked in Biden's favor because he got like $5 million in donations just during the debate. Because people watched it and got the shit so much with what Trump was doing that they just gave heaps of money to Biden. So Biden's just going to go back and be a punching bag for Trump's idiocy and get tons of money.

See, you can tell it worked. Because after that left socialist, left socialist shouting, Chris Wallace goes back to Biden to say, look, Biden, what do you think about the president's tax returns? It was an amazing opportunity for Biden to just smash him. And he got completely confused. The tax code that made him put him in a position that he pays less tax than a school teacher on the money a school teacher makes is because of him take. He says he's smart because he can take advantage of the tax code.

And he does take advantage of the tax code. That's why I'm going to eliminate the Trump tax cuts. It's a tough call if you're an American voter because you have a decision between somebody that says idiotic things really confidently or somebody that says smart things really dumbly. And which way do you vote? It's really hard. I mean, the beauty of this style is that you don't even need to prepare. He only did, I think, an hour of preparation, Donald Trump.

And you don't need it if you're going to do this. People out there need help. But why didn't you do it over the last 25 years? Because you weren't president screwing things up. You were a senator. You're the worst president in America has ever had. My favorite part of the debate was when Biden would criticize a policy of Trump's. And Trump would yell at Biden saying, how come you didn't get rid of that when you were in the Senate for 25 years?

And Biden's response was clearly obvious as like, it wasn't in yet because you're the person that brought it in. But he'd yell, how come you didn't get rid of my tax? plan in the past. It's like a back-to-the-future movie. It was really confusing. But look, Trump, when he had Biden most on the ropes, and this is a fascinating moment, is when Biden said that Trump wasn't smart.

And that is the one thing. Like, that's like calling Marty McFly chicken, right? You can't do that. This is what Trump said. A lot of people die and a lot more are going to die unless he gets a lot smarter, a lot quicker. Mr. President, did you use the word smart? So you said you went to Delaware State, but you forgot the name of your college.

You didn't go to Delaware State. You graduated either the lowest or almost the lowest in your class. Don't ever use the word smart with me. Don't ever use that word. Oh, give me your breath. Because you know what? There's nothing smart about you, Joe. That was a very mature mode of the debate.

I think that we should choose presidents based on the marks they got at college. It's sort of mechanism in the Constitution so that you don't have to elect either of them. is this, didn't it? Even Chris Wallace was looking pretty good by the end of the debate. Chris Wallace did keep trying to sort of do gotchas on Donald Trump. What's better than a well-marbled ribby sizzling on the barbecue? A well-marbled ribby sizzling on the barbecue that was carefully selected by an Instacart shopper and delivered to your door.

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And at first, Trump, seemed like he was going to go along with it. Are you willing tonight to condemn white supremacy? and militia groups, and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities, as we saw in Kenosha, and as we've seen in Portland. Are you prepared to specifically? Do it. I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not from the right wing. So what are you saying?

I'm willing to do anything. I want to see peace. Then do it, sir. Say it. Do it. Say it. You want to call them, what do you want to call them? Give me a name.

Give me a name. White supremacist. What would you like me to condemn? Proud boys. And proud boys, stand back and stand by. Don't you hate it when you intend to condemn white supremacist and instead to give them a shout out? That was so nuts.

It was, what I love about it is it, he also had the feel of like, you know, when you have a school yard fight and two people stand, they're going, I'll do it, I'll hit you. Come on, can hit me, hear you. And he's like, I'll do it. I'll condemn them. I'll condemn them. Go on, I'll condemn them.

And he just had no idea what to do. I mean, it's very hard for him because they're, of course, his core constituents. I mean, let's be fair to him. Yeah. And, I mean, I think the whole thing is that, you know, what you're seeing is the slow creep of fascism in America. Like, this is the watershed moment where fascism becomes the sort of way of doing things. You know, the president doesn't even... Are you reading out a Dom tweet right now?

Just wondering. No, but what I'm saying is, who would have thought that it just makes change? terrific television. Like on the, you know, bad side, you know, it's a horrible sort of thing. The whole world is going to be undemocratic. On the good side, it's really good television. It's really compelling. Like, I watched it last night. It was just completely compelling. Well, the thing is, if you decide you're not going to bother to actually talk about ideas, which is boring, and just get everyone riled and talking over each other, then it was a brilliant performance. I mean, having rattled Biden, his next target was the moderate.

I'm not me. Chris, that was the worst part of Obama. Let me ask my question. Well, I'll ask Joe. The individual mandate was the most unpopular aspect of Obamacare. I got rid of it. I'd like you to. Mr. President, I'm the moderator in this debate.

He doesn't care about the moderator. And then he goes so well that even Biden starts doing talkover as well. It's absolutely not true. You're going to take doing it. You're going to have true. I can't believe you found that compelling shows. I found it the hardest piece of television to watch, literally. It was like watching the Muppets, you know, the two old men in the bleachers.

That's what it was. It was cool. It was the best. I just can't wait until the second debate. I'm going to raise $5 million off the bag of it. You are, yeah. Well, it's got to the point where he just kept shouting this. The middle of the town and burn down your stores and kill people all over the place.

That is not peaceful. But you say it is. So the only thing anyone's going to remember is just. President Trump, President Trump, President Trump, and he's going to win the election. I just don't understand why Craig doesn't think this is not dramatic television. This is brilliant. This is conflict. I think it would be better.

Look, the thing is that I initially thought they'd hit on a brilliant approach, right, which is that a president's debate is really boring, right? And it goes for like an hour and you have to watch the whole thing. And I thought initially what had happened is they'd gone, let's speed this up. We'll have all of us talking at once and it'll take a third of the time. And if it was over in 20 minutes because they were all just yelling over each other, that would have been genius. But the problem was that they were just all yelled at each other and it went for the same hour, which meant that basically you had three hours of content.

It was terrible. It was incredibly boring. Next time I want them to just all shout at once, but do it really quickly and be out of there. But look, Trump clearly did a brilliant job of dragging both Biden and Wallace down to his level. They were just shouting the entire time. to the point where, after several very, very long scare campaigns from Trump, Chris Wallace himself ended up saying something incredibly scary. Gentlemen, you say that's the end of it.

This is the end of this debate. I want to see an honest ballot count. We're going to leave it there to be continued in more debates as we go on. I love the fact that even at the wrap-up, Trump's still in the background, just yelling just random shit. It's like it's like it's like he was. with some madman in the crowd. It was great. Yeah, it's like

one of those guys at the Writers' Festival who gets up and just will not let the mic go, except he's the president. Yeah, you needed Tony Jones to they're just going, I'll take that as a comment. I'll take that as a comment. We're just going to get back to this debate. If only we could take the past four years as a comment.

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segment where I take you on a trip into the future and review stupid gadgets that don't actually work. And today, we're looking at a hairbrush, a smart hairbrush. Well, I'm out. I don't have any hair, but I'm interested to know what it can do for others. Yes, I really want a smart brush. I have not used a brush in many years. What does a smart brush do? Well, can you have a guess at why you would need a hairbrush that connects to Wi-Fi? Because that way I can talk to your fridge that also connects to Wi-Fi.

And that's important to have your brush talking to your fridge. Oh, that is very, very close. When you're brushing your hair, you say to you, by the way, we have no milk. I want a brush that connects to a camera so that the few remaining hairs on my head, it can just sort of gently, gently sort of toothal and look after. It's like putting a garden that's almost entirely dyed. That's what I want. Well, Dom, this isn't a toothbrush.

It doesn't need a camera on it. That's a toothbrush that has the camera. Now, you're getting completely confused. Now, this is the reason you need one. This is a very smart brush, though, because it doesn't just brush your hair. It also knows how you're brushing your hair. It knows your hair health. It knows whether or not you've been brushing too hard.

Right. So can we guess, like, say you're brushing too hard, Craig. Yeah. What is the, what would notify you that you're brushing too hard? I've got this one. Your scalp is bleeding. Yeah. Because that's the old school method.

That's the old way. The dumb method is pain signals, right? No, no, no, this is a much smarter way. Because there's even haptic feedback here in the handle. So if you're tugging on your hair too hard to yank out that tangle, it's going to buzz and be like, hey, hey, hey, stop pulling your hair so much. That's not good. Oh.

Brutche handle, you say, interesting. Instead of having the pain, it's buzzing. Oh, yeah, yeah. So if I'm pulling it a big knot on my hair and it's not working, it won't be the pain that stops me. It's the haptics in the brush. And not just in the brush, it also, this is honestly true,

it sends a notification that you're brushing too hard to your phone. Oh, so you can put the brush down and pick up your phone. What a seamless love to do it. But that's smart. That is actually smart because the one thing that will stop you is if you get a buzz on your phone, you will stop brushing your hair because we're all obsessed by our phone. So that's actually genius. I'm on board with that.

Okay, well, that's a pity because the next best feature is that you don't have to use it as a smart brush. The cool thing is that this connects over Wi-Fi or Bluetooth, so you don't have to have your phone with you all the time. If you don't want to, you can just take your brush with you and pretend it's a dumb brush, even though it's a smart brush, and get going with your life. Oh, so I can pay $100 for a brush

but just use it as a normal brush that costs $3. This is a great invention. Craig, this isn't $100, this is $200, please. Is it? Okay. Okay, so what it does is, so what do you think it measures all this information? Why do you think you would want to do this? What's the application?

Does it post an update to your Facebook page saying I'm brushing my hair too hard? Because that'll be fascinating. And all of your friends would be really interested in. It would actually probably be one of the more fascinating posts on Facebook given the quality of Facebook posts. But the answer is that it sends all that. data, all that information, gets compiled and send to the CIA. No, no, not to the CIA, to your stylist. So then your stylist knows stuff about your hair.

They know. I don't know that you've been brushing too hard. This is, I feel like this is a bit of a trap because, firstly, I'm having to buy a $200 comb or brush, and now I have to get a fucking stylist, which I presume is an inexpensive thing in life. This is really I'm shocked that you don't already have a stylist

If I cast my mind back several decades To when I had hair I don't recall Resistance like Don't you just brush your hair In the direction of the hair Like Dom, Dom

Don't try and remember the old days mate And how do you know This is the other thing How do you know Which direction you're brushing in Because you need a smart brush to tell you that.

And it also has an accelerometer in it, so it knows when you're at the top of your head and when you're at the bottom of your head. You can tell us up from down. How smart is that? You need a ton of dollars to tell you that. I mean, how would you be able to tell when you're at the top of your head or your bottom of your head?

I'm an idiot because I've just been using brushing in front of a mirror. How foolish. Yeah. Hang in a second. How does it tell you? It hasn't told us how it tells us. Like, do you get a text to your phone telling you you're at the top of your head,

which means you have to stop and check your texts? Or does it, like, does it, how do you find out, Charles? I think you find out from your stylist. Oh, your stylist told you were last Tuesday, last Tuesday at 1031 p.m. You were at the top of your head. Oh, fuck, that's you for a note. That's brilliant. Okay, so it's got one more feature, and I want you to get.

what that feature is. What's the other thing that you're missing from your dumb brush that you really need in a hairbrush? Does it tell you when it's got too much hair in it? Like you don't need to be clean? It's a little bit too relevant. Does it have a smart speaker to play podcasts while you're brushing your hair? I'd be up for that. Does it notify you when your bank account is?

empty because you spend too much money on hair styling. Again, I think it's all, you're thinking too narrowly about, you know, the possibilities of what a hairbrush can offer you. Okay. Does it somehow connect to the International Space Station and let you know what the Earth's

gravity is doing to the direction of your hand? No, no, you should, no, it shouldn't be getting information from the International Space Station. It would be sending information to the International Space Station about your hair. So there's a scientist up there going, hang on a Charles is at the top of his head right now.

And they'll be getting the pictures too, be going, fuck, it does look like the moon up there. Oh, of course. That's what it does. It live streams your hair brushing on Instagram, doesn't it? You're wrong. This is what it does. Well, this smart brush can also tell you what's going on with the weather.

So if it's a very humid day, you'll get like a notification on your phone and they'll tell you, hey, you know, you might have a frizz attack today. A frizz attack. You have a fris attack. Craig. That's great. It's all solved. You'll never have a frizz attack again.

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Striving for mediocrity in all. world of excellence. This is The Chase of Report. Well, that's all we've got time for. Oh, but wait a minute. We've got some late breaking news from Rebecca Day and Emuno. In breaking news just to hand, there is no news just to hand. Back to you, Charles. Oh, oh, right. Okay, well, thanks, Beck. Okay, well, that's all we've got time for. Check us out on YouTube. That's YouTube.com. slash chaser,

Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. We've even got a MySpace page now, so it looks up there. And thanks to our producer, Mike Liberali. And Dom, we're going to leave with a very special ad this week, aren't we? Oh, yes. Look, everyone who viewed the US presidential debate and the way in which Chris Wallace was completely ineffective and run roughshot over by, in fact, both candidates.

He's going to ask themselves the same. question. How can I get this man to host my corporate event? Well, the good news is now you can. If you want world class moderation for your event, you need Chris Wallace. Good evening. I'm Chris Wallace of Fox News and I welcome you to the first of the 2020 presidential debate. He's the man who's been talked over by presidents and vice presidents. Okay. That is not true. Sir, you're done in this segment. He called the military, Mr. Vice President. Bastards. He said it on tape. He said, stupid bastards. He said it. I would never say that. I would stop. Chris Wallace is incomparable, invaluable, inaudible.

Chris, that was the worst part of Obama. Let me ask my question. Well, I'll ask Joe. The individual mandate was the most unpopular aspect of Obamacare. I got rid of it. I'd like you to. Mr. President, I'm a moderator of this debate. And when things heat up, he'll even stoop to their level. You're going to have true. Gentlemen, I hate to raise my voice, but I see it seems to be, why shouldn't I be different than the two of you? One man, one moderator, Chris Wong. The middle of the town, President Trump, and burn down. Let me try that again.

Chris Wong. A single thing. Please, not said it. Stop. I would never say that player. Oh, would you shut up, man. It is absolutely not true. You're not doing it.

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