The Chaser Report - You Can't Handle The Truth Social

Episode Date: March 15, 2026

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The Chaser Report is recorded on Gatigal Land. Striving for mediocrity in a world of excellence, this is The Chaser Report. Hello and welcome to The Chaser Report with Dom and Charles. And Charles, today I have a life tip for you and for really everybody, which is that if you manifest things, if you believe, if you just lay something out and refuse to acknowledge any dissenting view to that, I think that could be. the secret to happiness. All these years,

at nearly 50 years of age, it's taking me this long. Years of depression and years of sadness because I refuse to allow doubt to enter. Dom, Dom, Dom, Dom, no, no, you only allow doubts

to enter into your life. That's right. But the thing is, Dom, just the use of the subjunctive there where you went, could, this could be true. Yes. That's where you're going wrong.

Oh, no, I've already stuffed it up. The point is. Let's take some ads to reset my self-belief. Charles, the key to happiness is to manifest. Yes. I don't want to hear it. I don't want to hear any dissenting view. It's not that if you say something, it could come true.

It's if you say something, it will come true. Yes. Just as long as you say it with enough, you know, belief. But also, it goes further than this, Charles. Is that I don't want to know whether it's true or not. I don't want any evidence or discussion or dissent in my, in my room, in my space. I just want what I've said to be true, is true, and that's it. Which brings us, of course, to the war, which Charles is going very, very well from an American and Israeli perspective.

It's pretty much over, said Donald Trump on Thursday, pretty much done. It is. Yes, because what I've done, and it really has clarified a lot of things, especially about this war, Dom, which is that I've got rid of most social media. I kind of feel like it creates a sort of fog of war. And so the only social media account that I really, you know, follow nowadays, you know, and log into is my truth social account. Oh, very good. Anything from the White House you can also just go with.

Yeah. So I now just, you know, it just has clarified a lot of things. There's a lot of just certainty in that thing. And by all accounts, I mean, poor Iran being so immediately defeated. It's over. There being no problems. Yeah. Like, I'm just surprised.

What I'm surprised about is that Iran didn't think to sort of use their power in the Strait of Hummuts to actually create problems. Yeah. They wouldn't dare. It's amazing how that just all sort of like, they just sort of went, oh, well, you know, America's basically won and America's going to help get all the oil ships through. So let's just pack up our back and go home. They wouldn't dare to.

to dissent from the truth. And that's why the network, by the way, is called Truth Social. Because you need to understand that if it's posted on Truth Social, particularly by the president, that's it. It's the truth. That's it. So, for instance, on Thursday, there's a few interviews. Trump's been doing interviews with the media, with the transparency we know.

He said, I think the war is very complete pretty much. He was asked by a reporter, would the war end this week? He said, no, but very soon, very soon. And then he also said, any time I wanted to end, it will end. And so that's the level you want. And if you were even considering dissenting from that, the man we want to go to is Pete Hegseth, the secretary of war, of course, because we don't allow the possibility that it's still called the Department of Defense. It's the Secretary of War.

And people talked about, he gave a press conference talking about the amazing job that he's taking up the leadership, the missile stocks, Navy infrastructure. And then he said on Friday, US time, so Saturday hour time, they've. before recording this. Some in this crew in the press just can't stop. He argued against Banner headlines saying the war was intensifying or widening. And he said, what the headlines should say is Iran increasingly desperate, Iran shrinking, going underground. That's what an actual patriotic press would do, he says, according to Michael Koziel of the

City Morning Herald. And then he got stuck into the enemy, the enemy of America and the enemy of freedom, Charles. Right. So you're talking about Europe. Europe? No. Who's CNN? It's CNN. Oh, CNN. Oh, God, the enemy from within. Oh, God. They reported CNN, apparently, that top Trump administration officials, again, I'm quite incozyol here in the Herald, had conceded to members of Congress during recent classified briefings that they did not plan for the possibility that Iran would close the strait of Hormuz in response to the strikes. And it cited three sources familiar with the matter. Hegseth said it was ridiculous. This is what they always do. hold the straight hostage. CNN doesn't think we thought of that. It's an unsurious report.

But I say to you, Charles, the straight of whomoomuz is open. And if you say something different to me, I won't countenance it. No, exactly. In fact, it didn't Peter Hegesith say it is open. It's just that Iran keeps bombing everyone that goes through it. Yeah. And laying minds. Because I think the, I mean, what is very technically true is that Iran hasn't set up a gate Yeah. That's true. Like a roller door. They haven't set up as sort of a roller door, which is that would be the

blocky. On all definitions of open, except maybe militarily, chips are just free. It is open. I mean, they might hit a mine if they go through or be struck by a drone, but it's open. You can walk through a door, even if it's got a bucket tipped on top of it that hits you in the head or something.

Yeah, exactly. And then HECF said, of CNN, by the way, the sooner David Ellison takes over that network, the better. Because, of course, this is part of the paramount takeover. And so CNN will fall into line soon. Or we've got the chair of the FCC, again, threatening to take the license of people who don't report the war accurately. But what you've got to realize is that with CNN taking over the war soon, that will actually speed up the end of the war because it will. help everyone get more definite.

Yes, it will help clarify that the war is over. Yes, it will just manifest. Because everyone will be saying, well, the war's over, you don't need to worry about it, you know. And if they do deploy Marines to Iran, which is what was reported yesterday, 5,000 now apparently, it was going to be 1,000. Now, the latest headlines as we speak now, it's a 5,000. Is that true?

Yeah. To the Middle East. Sorry, I'm finding out this in. real time. When did this happen? Well, it was about, sure, just over 24 hours ago, the Israel's planning a ground invasion, apparently, this is from news.com.com.com. Marines being sent, I mean, nine news 14 hours ago as we record, they've got an AP report here, 2,500 more US Marines being sent to the region. So they haven't done a ground invasion yet, but I put to you, Charles, that even if they do send troops in, U.S. Marines into Iran,

they could do that and the war could still be over as they do that. Yes, and in some ways they could do that, but if they say they haven't done it, then they haven't done it. It's a question of what you want to believe. I mean, it could be a post-war security force that's been essential. Well, it's a peace force, really. It's a peace force. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. So that's, the other thing to manifest, Charles, is, is there a supreme leader in Iran or not? And this, have you been, Mosh Tabar Khamini, this is the new Supreme Leader of Iran, the son replacing the father. Apparently at this stage, his father's been killed, his wife's been killed, some of his children have been killed. There are all kinds of different reports. Some say he's in intensive care. Some say he's in a coma. It's not clear what's going on at all.

It's really unsure. He could be disfigured. His legs may have been blown off, apparently. Right. But the question is, is he even alive? But also, if he says the war isn't over, then. we just have to ignore him because it might not be real. It could be an AI.

But also, I feel like Iran is also trying to manifest him being alive. Yeah. Like, they haven't actually shown, they've just announced, oh, we've got this present. I like how the fact that, like, presumably he wasn't part of the discussion. Like, if he's in a coma or he's injured, like, it does seem certain that he was in the same room where everyone was killed. Yeah, I think he was in the compound when they killed his life. Yeah. But it's funny because he must have been like sort of.

disposed, you couldn't turn up to the meeting about who's going to be the next Ayatollah, right? And so they're all going around, and they've just heard that the US has decided that they're definitely going to try and kill the next It's assassinate whoever gets elected. Israel vowed to kill the next Supreme Leader. So if I was in the meeting, I ought to be voting that bloke is in a coma. That's so true. We've got some great news.

Congratulations. Well, you're out of the room. Most Tava. You're the guy. Yeah. Just, yeah, you can step up. I love that. And they're just going, look, he's already probably lost his legs.

There's not much of him left anyway. Let's see how serious they are about killing his supreme leader. Yeah. The Chaser Report. More news. Less often. So we don't know what's going on. Until this point, Charles, I have found that.

This is your negative feeling. I found that trouble a bit. But no one. Now I've learned, Charles. I've learned that doesn't matter. Yeah, well, ignorance is bliss. Pete Hexssef is not for a moment allowing his narrative to be interrupted by any negativity. And he said, we still don't know, Charles, if the US was responsible for the girls' school.

We don't. Well, I think we do it. No, no. No, it's they're investigative. You wouldn't want to prejudice the investigation, Charles, by looking at things like whether it was a Tomahawk missile. Don't, don't do it. Well, but isn't the point more, like, I kind of feel like we're splitting hairs a little bit when the whole point is moral clarity. Like, it doesn't really matter what, like, reality is.

What's more important is what the truth is, as in the truth social. What the truth social is. We're post-truth. We don't do truth anymore. What we do is truth social. I'm not interested in the truth. You can't know the truth, but you can know the truth social. Yes, that's right.

Particularly there's so much AI out there. The New York Times is published on their homepage as we speak now on Sunday afternoon. They've got a montage of 10 images that have been generated by AI. They've actually had to publish them with like a red line through them. Of all of these giant explosions that the, what's it called the Bush Khalifa is on fire, if you believe, the AI. Warships, US warships are being blown up. skyscraper's Intel have ever been destroyed. If you believe the AI, it's all fake.

If you believe the AI, yeah. Oh, they've got 37. I scrolled, wrote that down the page. They've got 37 AI images. Extraordinary. But the funny thing is, there's one video that I saw of a skyscraper on fire in Abu Dhabi. And I just dismissed it out of the gate as AI. I just thought, well, that's just ridiculous AI.

And then it turned out not to be AI. Oh, no, no. I mean, you don't know. You can't know that, Charles. You can't. How, how, and what even is AI even real? Do we even have AI capable of generating these images? I don't know.

If you haven't read it on True Social, I don't know that I want to believe you. So when are they going to invade Cuba? What's the timeline? I'm hearing they may not need to. I'm hearing Cuba is so desperate. They're doing so well in Iran. This is from the American source. So it's the reliable source.

I'm hearing that Cuba is so on its. knees without any fuel or money. But they're coming to the Americans' cap in hand to try and make a deal. That's what Donald Trump has said. So they won't need to send troops in. The Cubans will just come into line nice and easy. They must be really annoying for Trump because presumably he wants a distraction at about this point.

But wouldn't Cuba be, or would Cuba not be enough of a distraction? Well, the other thing to remember is if you are worrying about the war, the best, You don't even, if even the true social reports on the ward aren't enough for you, just think about the new ballroom. That's what Donald Trump's been thinking about. He regularly press conferences just lapses off into discussing the amazing ballroom that he's building. What are our children and our children's children going to think when they look back at this time?

They won't be capable of independent thought by that stage. It'll be fine. The other person who I want to patronage to, Charles, in this, the other bit of news, this is from the New York Times. so it's obviously suspicious. Yes. They say that Jared Kushner, as well as being the Middle East envoy at the moment, he was the one charged with breakering the peace deal.

So excellent work there, Jared, in keeping with your previous successes. What he's doing at the same time is raising investments. He's trying to raise $5 billion or more from foreign governments. If you were a foreign government and Jared Kushner came to you saying, invest in my fund, would you say no? He's gone to the Saudis. He's gone to MBS. NBS is already the biggest investor in his affinity,

in Krishna's affinity partners firm. They've already put $2 billion into it. So if the president's son-in-law came to me wanting money, I mean, who'd be foolish enough to say no? Yeah, it just, and the thing is that that then sort of embeds a power and resources for a generation, doesn't it? Like, you know, you're using the sort of momentary period of political power, to then translate it into ongoing commercial.

That's right. That's exactly what you do. And Kushner, in December 2024, just before Donald Trump returned to the White House, he said, I'm not going to raise any more money for my firm during Trump's second term. We don't need to do that. That's changed, it appears. But the good thing is when you're in the Middle East trying and failing to broke a piece, you're right there. You can get money.

And it's just important to note that you can do government business and raise money at the same time. And previously that's been seen as an ethics violation. But what even his ethics? You're right there. Is he supposed to not make billions out of being the son-in-law? Yeah, I know. What a fool. Who'd be so stupid as to not make billions out of being Donald Trump's son-in-law?

But again, that's from the New York Times. So I'll believe it when it's on Truth Social. You've heard of the fog of war. Yes, this is the clarity of truth. It's good to find a website in Truth Social. Fog-free. Guaranteed. Yeah.

And the good thing is, I mean, petrol isn't even that expensive if you stay on. Truth's social long enough. It's not expensive compared to plutonium. Yeah. That's right. So there's been a bit of chatter in the last few days about, you know, America actually just using a nuke. Because the other option, if you don't want to have ground troops, is new.

And the nuclear option is usually a metaphor, isn't it? But not here. No, not here. Not here. No metaphor. If whoever the actual supreme leader of Iranis is thinking that the nuclear option is a metaphor, Yeah, that's probably not a thing. Although that's, that wouldn't that take out a lot of the most important, you know,

if we were to nuke Iran, wouldn't that destroy a lot of oil? I mean, some people would be killed. Oh, yeah, no, you don't want to do that. Wouldn't it burn a lot of oil? We don't want to, that precious oil. Oil has rights too. And if I understand correctly, oil is, oil's rights are well above those of any humans in the region.

I do think, and I, did I say this on a previous podcast, I do think Trump, is going to be seen as the great environmentalist. Oh, yes, we said that was for the, that was only for the paying subscribers. It's going to spur the renewables boom. Yeah. But it's only for paying subscribers. You want to hear how this is an environmental campaign. Go and check out Friday's episode or Saturdays perhaps on the paid-for feed.

All right. Well, I think I'm happier than I've ever been, Charles. You've rung enough sarcasm out of that thought? Yeah, I think that was some time ago, actually. Let's leave it there, shall we? No, Dom. You can't talk yourself down. You've got to manifest yourself as no.

That was exactly the right amount of sarcasm. Okay. I'm off to manifest myself as being skinny. Okay. We're part of the iconoclast network. Or are we? Is there even a network? Ask us another time.

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