The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 01/16/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #47

Episode Date: January 17, 2013

The highest church ever recorded. Dori, the creator of the famous banana bread calls in. Also, old friend George calls in to tell his banana bread story. Dont miss this one. This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount. streamed live on 01/16/2013

This podcast brought to you by honor.com. Oh shit. Oh shit. Look at Lee Syatt, dancing, giggling. The church of what's happening now, January 16th, 2013, you bad motherfuckers you. What? Look at the league. Oh shit.

Golly, golly. You already got to eat more banana bread than I should have eaten. Are you kidding? Kid me what? Six motherfucking a.m. On the West Coast, 9 on the East Coast. Hit it, Lee. What's happening, you bad motherfuckers, you? I got carried away there, Lou.

We need to make an iPhone alarm clock app, and it's just you with different music. I love it. Wake up, motherfucker. Call fucking Festos on the line. Get the guy from Apple on the line. What's his name? Steve Jobs. Now he died.

I know, so who's the other? How are you going to get him on the line if he's? Get the other guy. What are you going to call? Ashton Coucher, what are you going to call? Get the other guy. Greetings. The church of what's happening now on Wednesday, the 16th of fucking January. You're halfway there. It was just Christmas, and you're halfway fucking there. And you know what? John Lennon said, what have you done?

Get up off your ass, do a jumping jack, bang one out, take a shot, wash your pussy, make some notes. What do you want to do with your day? Read a book. Fuck the news. That media machine that tells you bullshit. They tell you what you want to fucking hear. Not where you're supposed to be fucking hearing What they want you to hear? I'm sorry.

Lysiah, what's the story with the flying jute? I can't tell you how excited I am to be here, man. I know people don't want to hear this, but I think people who listen, work and go through the same thing I got a fucking shitty night at work. What happened?

I called you, you were upset? No, I wasn't. I just... Talk to Uncle Joey. I said on my lap. I got some banana bread for you. You fucking stroked my back when he got in here.

You're fucking weird. But this industry, man, There's fucking 20, 30 people there at night, and I spent 10 hours a night for the past week doing nothing. I was watching Netflix movies, and it's just, it... I came out here 3,000 miles away from my friends and family because I wanted to do something,

and it's just fucking this shit out of me. And this is the second or third show this has happened on for me, and I'm just getting sick of it. You just go there and do what? Nothing. I watched a fucking... Where's the fucking editing thing? Where's the fucking people that are editing?

The editors, everyone's there. The editors are there during the day. I'm there at night, assistant editing for them. And there's just nothing to do for some reason, because they have eight people there, so the little bit of work gets done in 20 minutes. And I'm stuck watching a documentary on brothels all over the fucking world. When you go to Africa, you can bang some chick without a fucking car. Oh, it's cheap.

You want some refund? No, I'm all said. It was in fucking, like, India. I went on Google because at all this time, and I did the math. It was like $1.20 for fucking everything. A blowjob, fart to the face The whole thing in around the world Yeah

Around the world you're for $1.20 No, it was in India In Thailand it was like 30 bucks And in Mexico it was like 15 bucks But would you around the world With a check if she let you That's, I want to... Around the world is a sexual position

Oh, what the fuck is that position? They put like a tongue on your ass And then you got to You gotta breathe in that little muffler What? The Indian prostitute Was talking about a frozen blow drum where she puts ice cube in her mouth,

and then at the end, she sticks it up to the guy's ass. How much is for that? 15 bucks. Would you pay a 15 for her? That's the, and, and, uh,

you made fun of me once because of the girl outside of the ha-ha, where I got stuck, and I didn't, I didn't recognize it, but you did. I don't think I could go for a prostitute, man,

and maybe I've heard other people talk about it, and when they go to Mexico. You never got a prostitute? No. Are you ashamed? Are you embarrassed? I think I would be if I got one. Don't feel bad.

I told you. Because you have an ugly fucking dude. Yeah, but it's not even about that. I don't know what happened to me. I don't know what happened to me. I mean, if you've talked to me, if you listen to my words, you're like, Joey's a prostitute, massage parlor type of guy. I don't like people touching me.

You know, it's funny, one of my wife's friends was talking after the baby was born in the hospital. And I told my wife, I go, you know, she's going to go home. And she goes, you know, she doesn't like sex. and this is a knockout of a woman, but I could relate to her. You know, when I go on stage and I goof on sex and shit like that,

it's because I goof on sex too. I never liked it either. Once I got left back, once you get left back over pussy, you're not going to go back to that fucking monkey. Like, I fell in love so much with this girl's pussy and the idea of sex. I didn't like it anymore.

I never really liked it. I remember it took me years to get a blowjob lead. See, I love, I mean, I love sex, but that's the thing, and I'm trying to work on it because I've had a couple girls say you need to be more vocal, like, asking, like, I can never be like, go, okay, set my dick or something, and, like, I want to, but, like, it always feels weird as a guy.

You're a sweetheart of a guy. I'm a sweetheart of a guy, and I don't like that. You know, I talk a lot of shit. You think I'd go home and tell my wife to suck my fucking dick, she would fucking stab me. Exactly. You know, it's just, you know, whatever. You're talking, you know, whatever, you make you swap and spit. Everybody has a different thing for it.

But yeah, the point is I'm fucking, I'm stoked, and I'm not, I'm stoked to be here. I don't even like people touching me. I like hugging people, like when I see him. I don't mind giving a friend a brother a hug or a woman a hug. But I can't even go to a massage parlor. I went to a massage parlor in Michigan one time on the drive back. Because, you know, I started comedy in Dearborn, Michigan. That was my first real fucking job, paid gig.

Then it was Seattle and stuff like that. But the guy up in Michigan liked me in Dearborn. That's why I'm so. Michigan. I'm going fucking back there. I got some... Fat man alert! Fat man alert! I lost six fucking pounds. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, man. Just... And you know what? Just drinking water.

You know, that pregnancy... hanging out with my wife for lunch and dinner. That shit killed me, though. I don't hang with that fucking... And now she probably doesn't even cook for you anymore. No, she hasn't cooked. I'm on my own, but it's just good because I'm making salads. Yeah. Listen, there's nothing wrong with you. A nice little head of lettuce. She cut that motherfucker, some peppers, red peppers, green peppers, some tomatoes.

Listen, I don't get the best fucking produce out here. It's January, so I got to make up with what I got. Slice the tomatoes, then, throw some in there, and I'll make some tuna salad on the side. Ooh, I like that. I like that. I throw it in there. A little vinegar, a little white vinegar, a little oil.

Old school, oregano, a little fucking wasabi and the tuna. Oh, shit. Get a little fucking baccadouche. Forget about it. Yeah, I made a chicken fried rice. I seen that. I see that. You put a little picture.

You love chicken fry rice. Oh, because it's the only thing I can cook, and I cook. How do you cook it? You got a walk and everything? No, no, I just, I, I got... Do you soy it to death? No, I just not a lot. Light soy or heavy soy?

Kind of like... You get the green soy with the light less soy. Oh, no, it's regular. That shit sticks right to your fucking tithies. Look at my tithes. I got to take special pills to get your tithes down, you know what I'm saying? This guy, Norland's steakhouse or some smokehouse said, oh, why didn't you put bacon in it?

And I have bacon in my fridge. I was like, oh, maybe I should. But then I'm like, I mean, it's, I was looking at it. Other than the toy sauce, it's all healthy stuff. Rice, chicken, breast, right? You cut them up nice. A little egg? I have three eggs.

Oh, yeah, you cut those. Egg is the whole patois, the pork fried rice. And then I had to stop on the way home because I made it yesterday and I couldn't eat it yesterday. You got some more? I have a whole thing of it. We can eat it. We're going to have to eat it afterwards. Yeah, we're going to have to show the people how the fucking, and it's like Jew chicken fried rice.

But I couldn't eat it yesterday because I love putting peanuts on top of it like they do at the restaurant, and I didn't have any. So I went and I stopped on the way home and I got some peanuts. You put peanuts on chicken? They put it on like pat-tie. You put it like you crumble it up and put a little bit on top.

That's not Chinese though. Fuck, I'm not Chinese. Fucking, I, the first time I spoke 10th. Stick to the recipe, bitch. You know, it's either blue cheese with my wings and go fucking mother. We all know the fucking rule.

That's what sucks. It's people like you that put fucking peanuts on pork on chicken fried rice. Don't get me fucking started. They put it in a little on, Like on Pat Thai, have you had Pat Thai? That's the Thai people.

That's not Chinese people. Don't fuck them and pick a flag, Cogsucker. You gotta pick a flag, right? It's all the same. No, it's not the fucking same. You don't tell somebody who's Chinese, they're fucking Pat Thai. You don't tell somebody who's Pat Thai that they're fucking Chinese. You follow me?

Someone who's Pat Thai. Well, Thai, whatever the fuck they are. They're flying kicks. They kick below the waist. Fuck it. What else, Lee? What do you got for me, Cogsuck? I was wondering what you thought about this,

because all over the news is Lance Armstrong, and I don't fucking, it doesn't, I don't know. Let me tell you something about this guy. You ever go to Austin, Texas? No. Walk into Austin, Texas, go to a restaurant, talk to a few people. We talk to six people,

three of them will tell you he's a fucking scumbag. Oh, yeah, I heard he's a scumbag. Three of them will tell you he's a scumbag. So, you know what, man, he got what he had coming to him. That's it. Life is very fucking easy. I like these guys that pretend. Listen, I was a fucking criminal.

And when you see me coming down the street, you knew. That guy there has hit somebody in the head. That guy there has done things. You pre-qualified. And, hey, I am mad at you. I do it all the fucking time. Okay? I do it all the time.

So I understand your fucking pain. But here's a guy that paraded himself like some fucking, you know, like some fucking Tarzan, like some fucking preacher. Those are the people that bother the fuck out of me. Like we discussed, religious people that sit in the front pew. And they shake everybody. They sit there with their wives. hold their wife's hands in a week later you see him at the strip club you know trying to give

the chick 20 bucks finger on every shit and being a filthy fuck but on sunday he's in the fucking first pew me from the minute you see me you know i'm fucking coming and if you don't act like that in your life well then you know what they're gonna figure out it's worse on you it's worse on you yeah because for me when you see me you're like i know what that guy's about when you see lambs nut he's like look what a nice fucking white guy he's hanging out with cancer people He rides a fucking bicycle. You know, but little did you know, he lied. But most importantly, he lied to himself.

I mean, this guy's the kiss of fucking death. He fuck Cheryl Crow. She got cancer. That's how much this guy. This guy's a fucking ball of fucking cancer. Because he took millions, and he didn't put a fucking gun to nobody's head. If you're going to rob somebody, put a fucking gun to the head. You're going to rob these poor white people with your fucking lies.

I mean, that's why people are fucking pissed at him. He went, they got him 80 times going, no, I never did steroids. I never do. They even got him putting his fucking. hand up. This guy's got no, he sold his soul. He sold his fucking soul to rock and roll. He's definitely a douchebag,

but... You're a Jew, you're a flying fucking Jew. One thing about you is you don't even have it in your heart to be a douchebag. You don't have it in your heart. To rob somebody. There's people that, you know, I do. I'll fucking kill you. I don't give a fuck anymore at this point, but

at least, you know, these people that parade themselves as nice people. And those people always get banged. those politicians I think those politicians because they walk around with two fucking faces I love it

I love when these actors get busted you know if tomorrow if in the paper it comes out Joe Diaz got caught downtown buying a bag of weed people just flick the fucking page

you follow me you follow me but it's just dumb shit they don't live their fucking life like a fucking man so that's what he gets I mean I seen him right 20 times

I've never done whatever I've never done whatever You get busted, you claim fucking liability from the jump, and you go right for their fucking heartstrings. Yeah. And three, four years down the line, whatever the fuck you did. Even Michael Vick, half the country forgives him. I don't even want to think about fucking Michael Vick.

The whole situation disgust me. But if he's on TV, I watch him for a couple minutes. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. But the question I was thinking about, and he was definitely douchbagging. He ruined a lot of people's lives. But not even him.

People get really upset about steroids and those drugs. And I don't, I mean, you have been watching sports for a lot longer than me. But for me, if they were just all honest about it, like, that doesn't bother me. Because there's so many people doing it that it doesn't seem like you could stop it. So for me, that doesn't bother me. Are we that fucking stupidly? Are we that stupid?

When you see an athlete, you can't tell it there in a performance enhancing drug. But I'm not, I can't tell for the skinny ones, like the runners or the tennis people or the track and field. Fuck, when I heard about that shit, it blew my mind. Yeah. I didn't know about that. It affects everything, but then I started thinking about, well, look, they always say for baseball. What do I think about steroids?

Look, we control. It's like a woman's fucking choice, whatever. You know what? People want to do them, they want to do them. They want to cheat the system or themselves or whatever people think they're cheating. We all have a definition of cheating. We think Pete Rose is a piece of shit,

but then again, we think fucking Roger Clemens is a piece. Now, none of them got put up on the vote, correct? Oh, no, yeah, this year, no one, Clemens and Schill, I don't think Schilling ever had any problems with steroids, but yeah, no one got into the Hall of Fame. And it was Biggio, too, also didn't, because he he did some drugs. But I don't know. I mean, you're never going to stop all of it, and that doesn't justify it. But it also, it also doesn't bother me that for some, I mean, you're watching a sport. It's not like we're talking about Wall Street.

But here's the other side of the coin. How many fucking athletes are really out there that are fans? Now you have to think of the other side of the coin. This is what Joe always talks about, and I feel it now. I'm a 50-year-old fucking man. I'm 49. But when I was 415 pounds, I'm going to lose weight, so I started working out. And I realized that, you know what, even though I wanted to go to the gym six days a week,

there were some days I couldn't because of soreness, muscle soreness, I didn't stretch correctly. It was all new to me in my 30s and 40s to start working out again. Okay. I worked out heavy as a child, and I took it. my body for granted. Like everybody who says to, wait until you get older.

It's a lot harder. No, I'll never be fat. Fuck for you. You know, I'll never be fat. Yeah, wait till you get fucking older and you'll sit. You know what it'll work out? You know how long a baseball season is?

Do you people have any fucking idea? It's way too long. What it would be to play football for 17 weeks? That's if you just play the season. It's 17 games. I don't even fucking. It's 16 games.

16 weeks of football. Four preseason, so that's 20. That's 20. And then three playoffs. Do you not fucking people have any idea. After 20, after 20 years of age, what that feels like, to be getting hit by guerrillas. And every day that you get older, you get guys that get younger in the league

and they're fucking hitting. Basketball, same thing. I was watching that last night. I love basketball growing. Oh, yeah, you went to the Lakers game. I went to the Lakers game last night. And I got to tell you, I don't give a fuck. To me, it's an American experience.

It was fucking great. It was fucking great. And last night I was watching. There's a lot of young guys out there that don't, when I look at games now, I think when I was a child. Like I was watching the Lakers played Milwaukee Brewers. Well, a lot of people don't know when I was in the eighth grade, it was this opening game of the season was the Lakers against Milwaukee Brewers

in Milwaukee, Milwaukee Bucks in Milwaukee. And Kent Benson was the center for the Milwaukee Bucks. He was a rookie out of Indiana, and they had just won the fucking championship in the Olympics. Here's the great white fucking hope. Comes into the NBA first night. Who do they open up against? The Lakers and Kareem.

I'm doing you about the story? No, no. What do you think Kemp Benson does? Kareem comes into the paint right in the beginning of the game. He fucking elbows him in the face. Yeah. Right?

Kareem holds his nose, goes over, looks at his hand, he got blood on it, he walks back up to Kemp Benson, punches him, breaks his fucking nose, opening night, NBA. That's what I was thinking about. And then there's a book,

I don't know what it's called. It's the story of Rudy Tom Janovich. You guys don't know. Why don't I know that name? Rudy Tom Janovic. and Kermit Washington played for the Lakers and Rudy Tom Janovic

played for the Houston Rockets. Okay. And every time Rudy Tom Janovich would come to fucking against the, play against the Lakers in L.A., he would always look up at the Turbotron

and go, one of these days, that thing's going to fucking fall on somebody. So one night, the Lakers are playing against the Houston Rockets, and this one had

Calvin, motherfucking Murphy. And Calvin Murphy was a bad black dude. He was 5'9. He was a national champion for fucking baton and he was smacking the fuck out of people.

He had beat the fuck out of Sydney Wicks and he had beat the fuck out of some... This is the NBA I'm talking about people. This was some hard-hitting black motherfuckers

like Rick James' cousins and shit. Hard-hitting. When people were turning away from the NBA because they were saying it was too black. That's why Byrd

was put into the lead. They put Bird together overnight. He was like a Frankenstein, Indiana. They were like, give me a leg, give me an arm. That's what happened. And everybody's seen the documentary.

The league was very black. But this is what was going on in the league. Fucking. So Kermit Washington, something happens. I don't know. He gets into it with somebody. I don't know the name of the book either, but anybody tweets it. I retweet it Kermit.

Great fucking book. The guy just repeats himself a little bit too much on the fucking book. But Kermit Washington, the middle of thing. He's fighting somebody. I don't remember who, so I don't want nobody to quote me. And Rudy Tom Janovic runs in to help him. Kermit Washington turns. and throws a punch and hits Rudy Tom Johnovitch,

straight in the fucking face, breaks all his shatter, breaks his jaw, guy goes down, and when he wakes up, he thought to himself, finally the turbotrom fell on my fucking head. Jesus Christ.

Oh, it's horrible. The book, you guys have to read it. He's in the emergency room, his brains are coming out of his ears or something. A lot of his spine, his spinal fluid. And the dog, he kept saying, let me go out there and fight Kermit Washington. And that's, whatever his name,

Rudy Tom Janovic, get the book. I don't know what the name of the book is. question for you, but I gotta let everyone know. If I sound a little bit loopy from here on out, I'm already feeling the banana bread. Oh, fuck yeah. We ain't fucking around. You know why? Because Dory's calling today, the girl that does the banana bread.

Let me tell you something. This is one of the first edible companies I really got into it. And she is, is Dory's delights. She has banana bread. Today I brought the chocolate double motherfucking strength. Woo! Banana bread. Me and Lee already ate a half, we're another half before the show goes over.

And that's how we're doing. But Dory's calling in today. I was going to have Yoshi call in at 705 to fucking tell me the Yoshi story when I gave him the banana bread. But his phone broke, his asshole. He had wasabi and his fucking eye. What am I going to do with fucking Yoshi?

He wanted his Skype and sent fucking wake up. He's texting you. I don't need this shit. I'm at the Laker game. Oh, all right. So we're telling him about the fucking... So, yeah, I had a question because for people who don't follow basketball, The Lakers for a while have been like the number one team, and this year they suck. So I was thinking, was it no rhythm.

Was anyone there? Or was it impact? Really? When I got there and I had tickets in Section 215, I went with my friends' kids, and then we all went. We were planning this for a long time. My buddies, they have two little, they have four boys, three boys and a girl, and the boys play basketball, and I always go watch them with my wife on Sunday afternoons. That's what we go do.

Okay. We go watch two games. They each playing out. You know, but I love the kids. I love the parents. I love the wife. I love the wife. I'm sorry to interrupt, but aren't you coaching a league?

Yeah, I'm helping coaching a league. Oh, that's cool. On Wednesdays. I don't want to tell nobody. I don't want nobody showing up and bothering my fucking kids. And distracting. I'm just enough distraction for these fucking kids. They just look at me, Lee.

They just look at me. Like, what the fuck? And I know what I'm talking about. I'm going to get in that fucking zone defense, you little cock suckers. And the parents had a sign waivers. Oh, Jesus. Anyways, you're at the Laker game. So I'm at the Laker game.

And yeah, was it FD? They fucking, listen, I'm a big Kobe Bryant fan. I don't know if, unless you live in a cave, Kobe Bryant is a phenomenal player. I mean, there's some great players in the NFL and the NBA. He's one of them. I didn't know for sure. I went to a Laker game about five, six years ago when they played the Heat.

Way before LeBron James went to the Heat. Yeah, this was the name of Bad. And Kobe put a fucking clinic on that night. A clinic on being a basketball player. I like basketball guys. What can I say? I like the whole thing. What I don't like about the NBA

is that a family can't go to watch a game anymore unless they sit in a fucking nosebleeds, especially in Los Angeles. And that's not even just the NBA. The football game I went to was fucking expensive. Are you saying right? Yeah, Yankees. I mean, that's what destroys me.

That there should be a section of those things for family people. Jesus Christ, you know, $100 per ticket for fucking person. That's a family of $4 or $5. That's $500 to go to an athletic event. And then the parking, is always 50 bucks. The popcorn, I mean, you know, the turkey sandwich was 11 bucks or something like that.

Sodas are always six or seven. I mean, but you go home and that's what you feel. Like, for me, I went with a family. You know, a friend of mine had the tickets and whatever, and I wanted to take these two boys. I know what it is to go to a basketball game, and it's fucking great when you're 12. I don't know what fuck. It's a great feeling. When you're 12 and 13 and you got your fucking jersey on and you got your basketball and somebody's going to sign it

and you're not worried about bills, or you worry about there's that term paper that's due, and you did it, and now you go to this game and enjoy yourself. That's what it's all about. You know, it's not about anything the fuck else. It's not about some, you know, there's always that one, we sat behind a cholo that was hilarious. And usually a guy like me feeds those motherfuckers,

a few shots. I will call that wages and go, here's a 50. Keep sending him shots one every two fucking minutes and tell him he's got a secret admirer somewhere. Do you understand me, by the third fucking period, that guy's young at the coach, he was yelling, Dwight Howard, I love you. And then when Dwight would fuck up, he'd go, fuck you, Dwight. I mean, it was hysterical.

Raff, you suck. Those type of guys, I love that shit. I would never, unless I bet the game, and even then, I had this biggest, I had the biggest, blackest lady sitting next to me at the late game. Oh, that must be awesome. And then she said to me, move your thigh, please. My thigh, your fat fuck. How about that fucking hoof that you got hanging on? over there. It was that she just sat

and opened up a fucking leg. She showed up with two bags of McDonald's fries and a fucking Big Mac and one of those gulp. Her and her husband had a tip to scales at a mere 800. Oh, Jesus. And they're trying to fit that fucking ass into their seat the whole time. It's creaking. Oh, good Lord.

It's creeping while it's sleeping. Have you been to a... Because you were talking about kids going. When I was young, I got to go to a... Do you have you ever been a glow trotter's game? Yeah. Because that was fun. I used to go every year.

I used to go to, it's always on my birthday, February 19th. Really? The Gold Trotters in New York and Mass Square Garden. So I would go to the Globetrotters and the other one, too. The Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus. Oh, that's a 10thage. With the fucking string with the light until somebody gets hit in the head with a fucking light. What happened?

Don't worry about it. And they're like, oh, all those things. I went to the garden more as a child the first 10 years of my life. I used to go three times a year. Let's play a little music for these coxuckers. I'm going to take you back deep for a little disco today. 1982. Hit it, Lee.

Here's a little jam while we smoked this fucking number. It's a little bit more banana break, Coxson. Oh, God. Come on. Oh, shit. Move into the beat. Golly. Why don't we wake those she called?

Come on, motherfucker. 6.20 in the morning. Get up. They've been mixing for you. What's gone? A little couple shout-outs to my people out there. That's what I'm. That's why Harlem as usual.

What's this guy here? Tizzar, man. Philip Vielms, G.F. How about my man? I can't, I don't know these fucking things. You got to write these better cocksucker. I got to write it. At 3 a.m. Patrice Thomas.

Joe of the fucking jungle as usual. Jill Kilmutsu. Her husband said I called her a cocksucker. I love your wife. I would never call her coxsuck. I got any one of people called my wife, cocksucker. Stay black. bitch here we go must be the music what what

go wiggle for young joy leave come on baby oh little piece of an adabre oh I think I'm good but if I have to I'll wait until she calls nah not you gotta do it right now what I don't wait for why I break here because I already feel the one you gave me I'm blast it and DJs may go but I'm the best lead don't you know

ah ha ha ha ha stories triple X banana bread Here you go. Must be the music. That's turning me on. Must be the music. Come on, Lee. Get up.

Come on, let's go. One more piece for Uncle Joel. Do you ever wait? Look at this. The power of Christ compels you, motherfuckers. Come on, Lee. That piece is fucking human. Come on.

I'm going to cut that in fucking quarter. Do what you need to do. He broke it up with his hand before. He's picking the chocolate. I tried to roll together as a ball. Get the fucking. This is why I got dealer. Come on, this is a little piece.

Let's go, Lee. You don't think I'm like how to eat. Let's go, mate. I don't want to hear them. We're going to eat this for the people at home. The church, out of respect for you, motherfuckers, on a Wednesday morning. Beautiful Wednesday morning in Southern California. Trying to be warm for it.

Look at Lee. Over there, crying. If anyone is listening for my work, I will not be coming tonight. Yes, he will. He'll be there with fucking belt. Let me see you either, Cocksucker. Fucking Lee. It's like having a child.

Look at him. How delicious is that? How fucking, who takes care of you like me, cock's sucker? Delicious. Nobody. Bad damn. Delicious is the word. This is what I got to deal with this fucking.

Go to divine wellness. Here it is. Tremendous. They got a couple spots there. Fuck. Play the video for these people. Did she have to put the fucking weed in the top of the chip? Jesus Christly, would you stop complaining already?

You know how many people across the fucking world will go for a piece of this right now and you're complaining That's what they think But they don't know They fucking they I'm not sure

I'm still hungover from fucking Joey Diaz giving me a banana cake Yeah I got a text from Brian In capital letters Do not eat Joey Diaz's banana bread You can never eat

edible marijuana That Joey Diaz gives Unless you have Foursine on hand Don't take that Unless you have a fucking A big hypodermic filled with adrenaline

That you can stuff You're just in your juggler vein. I'm not crazy, guys. Dude, Joey Diaz gave me, once gave me, like, some breath strips. I guess this is the first time I've taken breath strips. And he was like, eat two of these. And I'm like, knowing. You really tell you to do it?

I don't tell anybody ever to take more than a quarter. I tell people they tell them. Listen to me, I love you. Don't take more than a quarter. Well, see, Joey likes the torch. Knowing Joey Dia, that's what I did. I only took half of one of these, knowing him, and I was driving home on the interstate and was like, well, it's definitely the apocalypse. That's one of my favorite lines.

I see that. I clearly know. I'm in the last days, and there was a McDonald's, and I was going to stop my car and run to the McDonald's to get a burger because traffic wasn't moving. That's how bad the logic was working in my mind. I'll just get a fucking, I know I can make it there to get a Diet Coke and back. but anyway I get home I'm having the most terrible marijuana trip I'm laying in bed

like oh my god the world's in my heart's pounding phone rings Joey Diaz I answered he's like welcome to my house motherfucker that's how you got a roll sometimes you gotta fuck with these people a little bit you know I've loved it

since Dave listen I started doing this shit as a kid by mistake one time I used to mug this janet from Northburg I was an eagle eye He had one up to the eye, and they used to call him eagle on, he was kind of fucking mommowed up. And on Friday nights he would come to Joe Marys when we were in high school. Joe Marries was the local neighborhood bar,

and they would serve this. It was owned by a loan shark named George. Stop with the fucking banana bird's delicious. And it was a lone shark named George. I used to borrow a 500, he had to pay him $750 back in 10 weeks. So $75 a fucking week. So he had this joint. We were going there in high school.

and on Friday nights we would all be coked up and this fucking janitor would come in and I would pickpocket him and he'd have the pill jars there was one thing with all your pills in there and he'd had Valiums and I'd take all the Valiums and I put the rest of the pills back in his pocket

He would just have that in his pocket? In his winter jacket or in his pants I would pickpock them I'm a great pickpocket not anymore back in the day he used to practice I had the dummy with the bells on it I was fucking tremendously

I was gonna be a professional You guys never heard about my pickpocket career because the word on the street was like my real dad was a tremendous pickpocket. He learned in Cuba when he was a kid on the streets of Cuba with all the tourists. So when I was a kid, one of my godfathers came on and once he was like, I'll teach him.

Me and your dad used to run the scam. There's a movie called Harry in your pocket. It's old. I don't even think you can find out on that place. I look for it. And it's all about the art of pickpocketing. So I used to be a pickpocket. I loved it.

Pickpockling is the best. You work with a fucking other guy. You got a hot chick with a blackie. big tits. You can make three, four grand a fucking hour, but not anymore because you got the ATM cards and shit. I gave up on it like 20 years ago. 73. Yeah, it's an old... James

Coburn. Yeah. Michael Sarison. Michael Saracen and a chick. Trish Van DeVere. Who the fuck do these people think they're dealing with? I'm hitting you with fucking pickpocket in movies, but they got these movies, these shows about movies and they don't know about dick. You got to live it to fucking find these movies.

Just because you go to some fucking art festival don't know what I mean you know dick about a fucking movie. I'll take you deep into the murky waters of the underworld. So, anyway, I'm robbing this guy for about a fucking two, three months. And finally, my buddies on Friday night were the pendant on me. They would say, dog, you got to rob this fucking guy. So this time I didn't rob him on a friday. Yes, I did rob him on a Friday.

I robbed him on a Friday, but he had none of the values in there. He had these other white pills. So I gave the white pills to everybody. I took some of myself. It looked like baby quailudes. They looked just like Aurora, 714. and I didn't talk to anybody for like two days. I slept.

I went to bed Friday at like four in the morning, and I slept straight till I just burnt the protein shake. I love it. I'm there with that fucking hemp. Let me tell you something, that hemp protein, that chalk and shit in the morning. It's 16 grams of protein. Put a banana in there, two fucking eggs.

Booboom, motherfuckers. You're rocking and rolling. And let me tell you something about the strong bone. Let me say, I wanted to switch up to a workout this week. So I went to yoga on Monday. I have not been to yoga in four fucking. weeks because it was on Mondays, the holidays. And then the one week my wife had the fucking baby.

I was in there. And the other week something happened. The week before it was closed for some reason. So I didn't go to yoga for four Mondays in a row. I went to yoga on Monday, which is a killer the first time you go. I was dying. And I went to kickboxing yesterday with Coach Dave, who's more of a basic guy, a training guy.

And let me tell you something, this morning, I'm not fucking sore. I may go to kickbox tonight, but I may not. Just because I got to do something Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I want to burn myself up early in the fucking week. Oh, shit. But I tell you why I'm not, so it's that fucking strong bone. I take fucking four of those, two of those a fucking day with some water. Ba-boom, the other thing I'm doing with the water is I'm filling up the water jug,

and I'm putting in the freezer. Completely different. Yeah. Complete difference in having water in the refrigerator and one in the freezer. And you take it out and you break that fucking thing like an Eskimo. You got to break that ice. You drink that cold water. Tremendous.

How you doing, Lee? I'm doing. You're over there, giggling. You're high. We'll see how I am in 30 minutes. Um, do you, because I'm, I obviously am not doing that great, but for a while I didn't do soda. Um, and I don't know, drink nearly as much as I used to. But have you ever tried any of the water flavorings?

I'm sure you haven't. You know, I have, uh, other cherry lime at the house. And from time to time, if I'm in a rush, I'll put it in there. Does it taste good? It tastes all right. I could dope it up with ice cubes and maybe hit it with a lemon. Yeah. You know, because we forget, you got a dope shit up, Coxuff.

It's dope that water. and put that lemon and put that lime in. You can squeeze an orange and a lemon. Fucking and the water. A little orange and water. Delicious. I've never heard of that. Come on now.

You take iced tea and you squeeze lemon in it and then you squeeze orange in it for a sweetener. Oh, shit. Come on now, dog. Come on. A little sun tea out there, people. Who the fuck you think you did? People, you've got to get it together.

You've got to be creative. Hopefully my girl Dori calls. I don't know what the fuck's going on lately. But my man, George is going to call, and that's always good. That's my brother, George. He always comes through. 7 o'clock with a little fucking call for me. Absolutely.

Maybe we'll have to pre-record these or someone. Something's going on. I don't understand that. No one else wants to wake up at 6 in the morning. How fucking high are you? Oh, wow, look at you. Talking shit. Same.

Good morning, my love. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you? I appreciate you doing this for me, my love. A problem. Introduce yourself to these beautiful people. Well, my name is Dori O'Donnell.

Okay. And I am the owner of Dori delights, medical marijuana, edibles. And how long have you been in business for now, Dee? Oh, I've been in business for about five years. Most of my products are in the Valley. Okay. In the North Hollywood Studio City, Anize area.

However, I have hooked up with a company called Cannabah, and they have a large amount of edibles, and I am. be chef for cannabis right now. And so any edibles that you see anywhere all over Southern California with the cannabis name on it is also my products. And it's my butter. I do all baking for the company, as well as my own business, Dory's Delights. So I have two projects going here right now.

And like I said, it's all in the butter. That's what I'm saying is there's a lot of love that have to be put into making butter, number one. It just isn't something that is made in a few hours. The product has to be top quality. Usually it takes about two days just to make the butter. And then, of course, my products are all top quality products that I use. Everything is homemade, handmade, handmade, in a professional kitchen. and it's professionally sealed, professionally labeled,

so it's pretty much a professional product that I am delivering to the dispensaries for all the sick patients that we have out there. And once again, there's many ways to medicate other than smoking, especially with my cancer patients. I have quite a few patients that are undergoing chemotherapy right now, and the edible seem to work wonders. they ingest it prior to me, so that when the side effects do kick in, the side effects are practically not there.

So that's my main goal in providing the edibles for the dispensaries is to help people that are very, very sick and really need it. Again, I have quite a few patients who have fibromyalgia where the edibles seem to kick in. And it lasts a little bit longer also. It's totally different when you ingest it. eating-wise as opposed to smoking, and a lot of patients like that because it has a longer effect, and it's more of a whole body effect also.

So basically, that's what I do, is try to help people out as much as I can. Now, Dory, I got my medical card about five years ago when I lived in Hollywood, and I had eaten some edibles, and I had been high or whatever you call it for a while, and then I moved to the valley, and I happened to walk into the old spot, And there you were, and you told me to try a piece of it. And I went home, and I remember my wife coming home that night and going, what the fuck happened to you? And I'm like, I have no idea.

And I have been a number one supporter of any of your products, number one being the banana chocolate nut bread, the chocolate chip bread. That one has destroyed many of my friends. A friend of mine yesterday had a story about the lemon poppy seed bread that you have. Oh yes, that's right. I do have lemon potty. Delicious. He had a story about one night that he was at the comedy store and he ate a piece and he didn't know where he was.

Tremendous. And he's a professional. And of course, we have an oatmeal cookie here in studio. We just ate some banana bread at 6 a.m. out of respect for you. That's how we fucking do it. For a while there, I was going on doories and just buying a loaf, guys. I remember that.

I remember you were buying the loaf. I was eating two pieces by 8 o'clock. By 10 o'clock, I was going to dores. drooling in my living room. I was writing great jokes. Don't get me wrong, but I just had to come to an end. It was too strong, and I've had friends before you called. I had Brian Redband on the Joe Rogan podcast telling him that he texts Joe Rogan, don't eat any of Joey's banana bread, and big capital letters. What makes your bread that much stronger? Like now, I go to these stores and they have milligrams and all that stuff. You know what? When it comes to that, when I eat

your stuff, it's still a mile above. a lot of people in strength. Why is that? Well, again, I use, for one ounce of, one pound of butter, I use two and a half ounces of excellent product. Again, it's the product. You can't just pick up any shake and trim. I'm very, very particular about who, where I get my product from. The flour is very, very important. Also, it's all in cooking the butter. It's very important on how you extract the THC from the flour. It can't be burnt. Again, it's a process that it takes time.

I would rather take the time and produce an excellent product than do it half-ass, so to say, and just get my product out there. It's very important. I have a reputation on this side of town that I have to uphold. Henceforth, when I first started doing this, I was told to make it strong. At first, I started out with one,

pound one ounce and people had to ingest the entire product. That's not my purpose. My purpose is that if you buy one of my pieces, you should have three or four doses, especially with what the dispensaries charge. I just think it's fair to the patient that they get their money's worth. And I don't think that getting the money's worth is having to eat an entire giant cookie or an entire piece of banana bread should be into spending,

that kind of money, you should get an excellent result. I myself started out where I went to Disneyland, and because I have arthritis, I decided to purchase an edible, and I could not believe how horrible it was when I tried to eat it. It was like biting into dirtweed. It was that bad. Not only did it not taste good, but it had all the seeds, the stems, everything in the brownie. And that's when I went in and I said, you know what, I can cook. I can definitely do better than what this person is killing. And then that's when I hooked up with someone. I can't even remember his name anymore.

A young gentleman who told me how to make butter. And the way I make my butter is totally different than you find online. And I'm not going to give you my secret. No, no, never. Fuck that. As far as my butter goes. But once again, it's all in how you make the butter, and it's the product, the flour that you buy. It has to be top quality.

And I insist upon that. And I do have two sources that I deal with only because I can get consistently good flour product to make the butter. So henceforth, anything that I do make, it's always double and a half strength, whether it's my, you know, my little jelly rancher candies or my lollipops all the way to my pumpkin bread, banana breads, poppy seed, red velvet cakes. I mean, pretty much to name it, I make it now. I mean, from caramel corn to pretzels to goldfish, because the requests are out there. So a lot of it isn't necessarily just sweet things anymore.

People seem to like salty. So I've had to upgrade my menu to accommodate the taste of the patients out there. So like I said, I go from A to Z now when it comes to many different products. But it's all in the butter and how the butter is made. And like I said, it takes me two days. And I put a lot of love into it. I'm going to be honest with you. I talk to my butter.

I stir my butter. Now, do you use a sativa or an indica? I'm sorry? Do you use a sativa or an indica for your price? I use a hybrid, which is indica dominant. Wow. Yes. So you get the effect of the whole body, and yet you can still stay awake.

But if need be, if you just allow yourself, it'll knock you out too. That's why I always suggest that if you buy one of my products, it's four doses. Start out with a quarter. Always wait half an hour to an hour because, again, it takes a while for it to kick in. Now, the candies kick in a lot quicker because you're dealing with the glands in your mouth, and they kind of act like as a receptor, and they will release. It's kind of a little time-release thing. so that kicks in a lot faster because it gets into your bloodstream a lot quicker through your saliva.

So that's become very, very popular also. But again, the edibles, like the banana bread, a lot of my patients like to eat them, especially with chemotherapy. That's the effect that they like is not being able to be nauseated, not being able to throw up because it kicks in. The CDCs and the PhDs kick in and it calms all that down. So like I said, my purpose is to help people that are very, very sick. And, of course, people that just want to be able to relax

and they don't enjoy the smoking part of it. And that's just to accommodate the need out there for my patients. And I'll tell you what else I used your banana bread for, which you're not going to believe this door. Well, a lot of people don't know is that the THC takes the acid out of your muscles, the whatever they call it out of your muscles to make them sore. So a lot of times I would either eat a little piece before I went to yoga, before I stretched,

or I would eat a little piece when I came back from the gym so I wouldn't be that sore. Exactly. Well, it helps that lactic acid in the muscles. Yes, the lactic acid. And it's amazing. I ran into a patient that was with you one day that was getting a banana bread,

and he told me he was in a rush because a yoga teacher came to their house and worked with him and the wife and this is why he ate the bread. So I knew I wasn't hallucinating. I would take it just for yoga because you'd forget where you were. Sometimes in yoga you're breathing

with the banana bread, a little piece. Dirty minutes in, you forget you're even there. And I want to have yoga class for a big guy like me. It's tough. No, Dory, your products. I've got people on YouTube talking about it. We just played the clip. I've had friends tell stories.

I was going to have another Japanese comic Yoshi who weighed a tiny little piece one night and it took him nine hours to get home from Bray at the Beverly Hills. And he also made the waiter from Carl Jr. come out and bring him the food because he was too scared to go in and it cost him 80 bucks. He ordered everything on the menu. How's that one for you? That's the beauty of Dory's.

But now I got your piece last night where I've been getting them over at Devine. Where else do you have them at? know there's a store on magnolia. Oh, yeah. There's, I've got my staff at Devine. I have my product at Zen Garden, varieties for life, victory for life, and D.D.C. And I'll be honest with you, I can't remember the other places because they go by letters. There's a place called in Eaglewood on Lopjeara.

I think they're just called the Flower Shop. I'm in Englewood. I'm pretty much all over the place now. I can go online at dorythelights.com, and I will have, I have my menu there, and I also have a list of all the people, all the dispensaries where I can buy my product. So I can do that for anybody who's interested.

Yeah, Dory, I got to tell you, man, I am sitting here. It is 6.48 in the morning. I had a little piece along with the Flying Jew, my brother, and we're both looking at each other. We're fucked up. We're about to see the devil. You know, Dory, I just had a little baby girl.

Did I tell you about that, Dory? I got to bring her over. My wife had a baby, Dory. Really? She's eight days old. It's amazing, Dory. It's taking me back. I got to show it to you.

It's a trip. Oh, wow. Well, congratulations. And I think it was thanks for your banana bread. It raised my testosterone levels, too. So I think your banana bread not only horned you up, but it raises your testosterone levels too, Doha.

So that's another selling point you have there. Doar, I love you at death, man. I'm happy we can re-communicated, and I'm going to keep in touch with you more. Oh, please, it's always been a pleasure. Always, always, you're always a sweetheart. Always nice to see you and to eat your products, and the best. The best out there. Well, thank you.

And thank you for waking up early and calling, and stay black. I love you. Okay, honey. I'll be in touch. Okay. Love you too. Have a great day. Thank you. You too, guys.

Bye. Holy shit, I'm fucked up. How about you, Lee? What do you think? Lee, can you do me one big favorite? Can I get a soda from me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I need another Diet Coke.

This one drive me up. That banana bread. They're fucking around, people. It's a beautiful, beautiful Wednesday to be alive. You got some USC fights coming up this weekend. You got Michael the Count Bisbing against Vidor down in motherfucking Brazil. I don't have the rest of the lineup for you.

I just remember it just now. I can't believe I didn't prepare something for you motherfuckers. I didn't prepare that much music because this banana bread just kills a motherfucker. You follow me? So I was telling me before about the janitor when we ate the fucking pills. The pills, we were out for like three days.

And I always remember how mad people were at me from that time for giving them those pills. It was a mistake. It was a common day error. They ended up being epileptic pills that you give to epileptic people when they're having one of their seizures. So my friends slept, including myself.

I gave them to myself. too it's not like I gave him out I dose myself I'm a fucking soldier I'm gonna make you eat it I'm gonna eat it one myself just to prove to you like this how are you feeling away? Oh my goodness I want to play something if I can find it let's see here

but yeah you told that story I think you might have told it at the drug if people want to listen to it the drug testicle testaments and every every time you say it was like a little baby quailude it's a good thing you weren't a pharmacist or anything like I'm pretty sure

that it's still make smaller versions of it. I swear to guys, it looked like a baby quail. Why would that bullshit? I'm sure you weren't lying, but it's just like, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works. Oh, here it is. Let's see if I can get it. You want another hand? No, I don't want another hand.

No, a piece of banana. No, but for people, I couldn't stop thinking about it when we were on the phone, but I want to play this clip from Mad Flavors' role. That's one of the best ones we ever got. You understand me? You're tearing me apart. Queen, not at the opera. Anyway, check this out.

The world famous banana bread, baby. There it is. See those chocolate chips? They grow on the fucking T.HC. Tree. Today, when I went, she told me to be careful that she put a little extra butter in there for me and for fucking San Jose.

Smoke that, bitch, so for all you people around the country, what's the recipe? I don't know the fucking recipe. The recipe is death. That's what it is. fucked up. That's all I can think about when you're talking about the butter and the recipe is death. I'm telling you guys, I eat this shit. I got fucked up at that lady game too. I got fucked up. I'm sure you did. I went to acupuncture. When I left acupuncture, I went right to divine. And I banged out a, uh, what did I bang out? Ooh, I banged out a bang bar.

And I was blasted. Was that with Ari? No, that was solo. That was solo like Abe Lincoln. Right, solo. And I went home and I hung out with the baby and the wife and it started hit me and fucking me up. I went to kickbox and I did a bunch of shit. Then I Rie called. I went to an audition and I recall him. He goes, hey, where are you? He goes around the corner.

So we got back to the house. I got the call from the kid I was going to a leg a game with. And, uh, excuse me, people, I got the fucking protein and the, and the fucking bar. And the every, the soul is making me burp. I'm sorry. I'm not being a savage. That's right. And I, he calls me.

I tell you, I take a train downtown. I was going to ask you, we took that downtown. I took the train downtown. I parked my car at the train. I just, I was high. I was high. Do you hear that fart people? That's a beautiful fucking farting.

Oh, that cheers you're forever. Oh, that smell is delicious. I love protein on an empty stomach in the morning. It just kills a motherfucker. I think you wanted to do yourself. Oh, my God. I almost launched off like a rocket. that god, this is four floors.

I almost fly. Can you imagine if I just farted my way now? Did you hear that? Is that the podcast? I love it. I love it. Just so people get... I wish it was a 3D podcast.

So you could smell the patois. I live in, you follow me? What was I talking about? Why are you fucking confusing me for? The Laker game in Ari and you were in the middle of two or three different stories. I'm at the house and I'm fucking... I'm at the house and I am banged the fuck up on the couch. And Ari shows up.

And my wife comes out, and I'll tell you, him, Ari is freaking. He is freaking looking at that kid. Like, he's looking at the kid, and he's looking at me, and he's looking at my wife, and he's blowing his mind. And I had 100 minibike from, Auntie Sophia, Aunt DeLoris. Yeah. So it's like 120 milligrams.

I went in the room, I cut that motherfucker in half, and I blasted that on top of the bank chocolate bar, and by the time I got to, it took me 20 minutes to get my head together. I finally parked the car. I was paranoid. I got in the train, I didn't know where I was going. It was a blast.

That's how you get on the train. You don't get on the train knowing where you're going. You got on the train thinking, fuck it. Whatever happens, happens. Sometimes you end up on the LIE. Sometimes you end up in fucking the Yankee Stadium. Or sometimes you just met up in Washington Heights. Up there in 174th Street.

Out of respect for Dead Squad Harlem and shit. The fucking Dominicans. I was going to say, I'm surprised you went on the train heading in the right direction. Yeah, no, I made it. And I met my friends. and we picked up his wife, and we walked in, and me and the wife had a little piece of pizza,

and the kids, and it was great just talking to the kids. And by the time I sat down, the lights were hitting me, I was jacked up. By the first period, by the second quarter, I was jacked up just sitting there. I wouldn't even get up. That's how I was.

I sat there with a fucking soda the whole game. And I just thought about all the... And I thought about you. I thought about going to, like, a Celtic game. How much fucking... Oh, I love it. All right, so the team sucks. So what the fuck do you want?

You want people to stop going? I mean, would people stop going to a Celtic game if the Celtics had a bad season? Fuck, no. The real Celtic fans? Listen, man, I'm not a fan of nobody like that. I grew up with being like a net fan or a Nick fan, whatever the fuck they were playing, or I went to see Rutgers play against North Carolina because they had my man Michael Corrin out of Jersey. I grew up a fan of basketball, so it didn't matter who was playing.

I used to go to Rucker and get off watching college people. I'm a fan of the fucking sports. It didn't matter who was playing. You know, it's like sometimes I go to the Valley. and watch these kickboxing and fucking things. You know, I sit in the back with fucking a hat on and I watch these fights, and it's whatever we do at the purest form.

It's like going to an open mic. You can either go to an open mic, or you can go see fucking Louis C.K., which is the top of the fucking food chain, or Anzianzzi, I'm sorry, or fucking whoever the fuck, that's the top of the food chain. Jim Gaffican or Anthony Jesuelanick.

He's got a new album, Caligula. I'm going to fucking download list to it. I like Anthony Jezelnick. Yeah, he's funny. He's a funny, and he's a sweet guy. He dates. What's the name, right? I hate that I know this, but they broke up a while ago.

Did they? Amy Schumer. Yeah. You're right, right. But I've seen him with it. I don't fucking know. I'm no gossip connor. The fat kid.

That guy's smacked by who I am. What the fuck ever happens to that little gay fucking fucking dude? Who? The guy that got smacked by who I am. Oh, Perizzle? Yeah, what happens to that little fucking half of fucking fruit cake? He has 18 websites. He's Cuban.

He is a fucking... You know, I like him. I don't mind that he's gay. He's a cute little faggy-glitzing guy. But for the love of Christ, you know, I mean, who the fuck is this? I ain't picking this up. They go fuck themselves.

I mean, for the love of Christ, really? You get smacked by Sam, I am? Is that who's... Will I am? What the fuck? If Will I am smacked me, I go home to me the rose beef sandwich, get the new chucks and a fucking Boy Scott knife

and go over and stab Will I am. I'd stab the whole fucking bent. Yeah. What's name of that band? Black-Ead peas. Oh, and the chick, too. I'd stab her to. Oh, Fergie.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, they all get on my last fucking nerve. I'm fucking high. And Believe Girl just texted me, she said she was watching, and you're fired up today. Oh, I'm on fire today. It's Wednesday. Listen, how can you not be fucking fired up

on a beautiful Wednesday? You've got an opportunity to do what the fuck you want to do. You talk to the people. You've got an opportunity to go out there and breathe and see the sun or the snow or whatever. There's people in worse situations than you. It's a beautiful fucking day. You're going to get out there and make it happen.

You're going to read the paper. You're going to try to get a piece of, pussy, it's whizzy. You're trying to hit a happy eye. You're going to try to hit the gym, spend some time with mom. Whatever the fuck you do. Today's the day. Want some more banana break?

No, today, as you were saying that, I was like, today's the day I'm going to sleep from about two days. You ain't sleep. We're going to go to hang out today. It's over. We're going to be at work today. Seven. What does?

Who cares? Seven is a long, long, long, long time away. And I'll be high until about... You're 24. I'll bring your back. You're going to bed about... So what? You go to sleep around...

What time can you go to sleep? What do you mean? Like 2 o'clock. You're going to bed around 2. And you wake up at 6, 4, 5 hours, you're going to work like a soldier. There's nothing going on. What if you just close your eyes at work

and fall asleep at the cubicle? That happens a lot. Okay, then. Then what are you worried about? Slam? What are you going to sleep? What the fuck? You don't need sleep.

You're 24, Boris? You're fucking 24. What's your name? Really? What the fuck? Oh, Jesus. Fuck am I? Do you know what I was doing at 24?

Do you want to have any clue? And you were shivering guns back and forth. No, I was out, though. I was making it happen. I was asleep. I'm making it happen. But then you want me to leave because I got to go to the sleep. You know, but at the editing, anybody crying that they don't give you no work. Are you fucking crazy, cocksucker?

You go to a job and they got no work for you? So you sit there and you look at the screen and you fucking whack off under your desk. Cappuccino style. You ever whack off at work? Time of the truth. No. Don't lie to me. I know you do. You get bored. You start thinking of Rose. You think of the Titanic. You start cappuccino and your little helmet under your

fucking chair. No. No. put your little dick under there and just beat it like this cappuccino style you're a little filthy out why are you gonna put it right under the desk like right here i can be right here right now whacking off without nobody fucking known like a soldier no i wouldn't because i'm a professional and i'm a catholic but a little dirty jew like yourself you get all honed up at work there's nobody watching you put you pawn on you get that little cappuccino fingers and you just tip me your helmet back you come on your palm then you shake something you're shaking arab's hand you left hand you know

the fuck. Where's the podcast? I'm not going to do that at work. Why not? Lee, you live with too many restrictions. You got to loosen up a little bit. I'm loose, but I'm fucking jacking off at work. Why not? Down the clock. Who's better than you? You're getting paid to whack off at fucking... That's how you end up being like the Tony guy who went crazy and went masturbated in the middle of the street in San Diego. He can't masturbate at work. You not want to masturbate on the street. I'm not... Listen, I'm not advocating to go to a bus stop and bang one out right there before the bus.

comes out in front of that fucking fat chick that always sits down on top of the newspapers. I'm not saying that. I'm saying you at work. You it's late night. You're going to work at seven, correct? And you work till four. Five, yeah. But at 1 o'clock, everybody's all getting gatsy and out. They're all

fucking in their cubicles. If you don't mold and grow, you can tell Rose to send a picture of a little monkey right online right there, and you can just bang one out of that desk right here. Like, what I'm doing right now? I have an office. I have an office to myself. What are you talking about? So what?

I guarantee if I walk into your office right now, it smells like cheeseburg is a masturbation. It does not. And a little bit of Jew toes from your sneakers and shit. Don't lie to me. You have your own office? No, I use it. And that actually pays me off tonight, too.

But it doesn't matter. But I'm not going to masturbate at work. Lee, you got to loosen up. You won't let a black chick fart in your face. Come here. Eat this banana bread. No, I've had enough of that shit. Take a little other piece.

Come on, let's finish it off. Like, soldier's this shit. Put the national anthem on. That's it. Now you're fucking piss me off. Now you fucking piss me off. Put the fucking national anthem on. It's over.

Let's see if we can even type. Here we go. It's coming. I don't know if I could type. What do you mean? You can't type. How old are we now? Don't make me put it on.

I'm putting it on. You can't put it on. Fucking, this was after, do we eat it on the way to the airport after the documentary? I think we did. What? The fuck are you talking? Where's the National Anthemly?

I'm looking for it. Put it on. Communists. I'm becoming. me this because what is this shit what is this evening at the fucking pops there's a bunch of gay guys put

fucking the national anthem with the Marines and people shooting people oh Jesus what is this shit with the flag you got a bunch of like gay Marines playing that shit the drug it was a woman what is that what I swear to God if I had a knife I would throw them at it's a beautiful

day to be alive cocksuckers get up this one of the planes on the video looks like You should be okay. So I'm talking about, get up, cock suckers. Stop bad mouth to your country and shit. You sack as shit. Get up. I'm sick and fucking tired of hearing all this shit

that there's no jobs and there's this and you want to go to... Get up! I'm sick and tired of ADB and CBD and erectile dysfunction. Get the fuck up. Look at yourself in the mirror, you pathetic sacking shit. Get up. You're an American.

There's people that they got nothing. and here you are crying like a fucking pussy. You're a fucking American. Get bullied. People coming into... What happens to the stupid kids in the back of the class and shot people, shit?

Get up! Want security guards. Teachers get guns. I want everybody with a fucking gun, cossucker. You got to protect yourselves. You're going to leave me here with a fucking slay shot. I'm 50 fucking years old.

Fucking American. Stop your crying. Fuck the NRA. Just get a gun. Get a BB gun. get a knife. I'm sick and tired of this. Get up.

Stop complaining. You're a fucking American. It's over. I'm sick and tired of this. Obama. If you're a fucking American, I'm not going to therapy today. Apparently not.

Fuck therapy. I feel good. I'm going to get kicked out of this apartment and fucking marriage. We're fucking American. I'm going to throw you out of here. You're a Jew American. You're fuck.

Oh, my God. What are we doing? Put to that. Santa Monica and I ain't done it. I love you guys at home. Oh shit. What the fuck? Turn that low.

I love you guys at home. Welcome to my world people. I'm telling you guys, you're an American. It's all over. I'm sick and fucking tied. Just because I was born in Cuba, I mean I got to walk around with a bongo drum all fucking day. You meet a meter.

Oh. Oh, shit. Who wants banana bread? Raise your fucking hand. Raise your hand. Let me see your fucking hands with the screen, cuckuckers. I wanted to ask her,

but I didn't want it to seem like I was being rude, but can they do something without the fucking taste? I know they have the pills and the fucking liquid. Are you still worried about the taste? I don't like taste. Fat man alert. Fat man alert. It doesn't taste good.

Fat man alert. Fat man alert. How does it taste? It tastes like weed. Listen to them, but they got chocolate chips. Fat people. love chocolate chips.

So put chocolate chips that don't have the weed in it so it matches the weed. There's chocolate chips in the banana. There's chocolate chips in the bread. There's chocolate chips and the chips. All right. Why are you bothering me for with this?

Fat man alert. Fat man alert. We love chocolate fucking chips. Do we not people? Fat people rubbed chocolate chips on their fucking neck and their asshole as a cologne. Do you understand me?

Why are you putting down chocolate? You're insulting me a little bit here. Yes. Don't make me get delirial and jumping down on top you a little bit. Go home and get your fucking. fucking chocolate box, cocksucker. Beautiful day to be alive today.

Churchill, what's happening? I love you, motherfuckers. Listen, before we get the party start, before George calls, the reason why you're so fucking high and I'm not is because I'm an odd bit part of alpha brain is beating the fucking chocolate chip banana bread right now. Plus, I tasted the breast milk. I'm fucking savaged up for the fuck testosterone.

I'm drinking my wife's fucking breast milk from now on. I'll be picking up fucking buildings and shit. but oh my god I'm so fucking high what was I talking about oh go to onet.com and get your package

get the alpha brain I tell you I'm back on the alpha brain I've been on fucking violating my brain's about the I got a cylinder that just brain fucks me the death get the immune

looking I still don't have the flu Lee still don't have the flu get the uh... Shroomfest immune Immune Shroom Tech Immune Fest fuck I know I research

I'm a fucking I'm a Jew and make shit. Is that you that burps? You burp? Look at Lee's all rushed up. And get yourself the hemp protein, the chocolate.

Fucking delicious. I have it for breakfast. The fuck eggs anymore. Look at Lee's giggling over there. What am I going to do with you? Put your head down. Take a little nappy noon. A cocksucker.

Do you see what I got to deal with people? Do you see what I got to deal? You think it's easy? You think it's easy being cheesy and sleazy? So, uh... Oh, shit. Get the hemp. Go to Onet.

go to the box and put church in there. My buddy hit me up this morning. Can you go a couple times? He put in church to the fucking church comes down. My goal is to make you fucking healthy, whether it's through the water. I'm sorry about the Diet Coke. And the banana, Bert, Lee.

Look how fucked up Lee is. He's fucked up. He burped by himself. It's just getting ugly here, people. Getting ugly. It's a beautiful day to be alive today, people. It's Wednesday, January 16. Thank you for sharing this time with us.

Thank you for Dawn for calling. We got to talk to these guys about something. Don't forget, tomorrow night, I'm at the Irvine Improv. Oh, shit. We got a call? No. Tomorrow, what the fuck are you, oh, shit, and about it? The Irvine Improvon.

Tomorrow and I'm at the Irvine Improvon. Next Friday, I'm at Flappers in Burbank. Tickets are online. I'm going to post them on Twitter, but focus on Irvine tomorrow. Let's get that shit out of the way. Let's get some fucking people down there and rock the house. I got George Perez coming down. I got my man Diagostino coming down.

I got some surprise fucking guest. Why mess around? Then, there you go. Oh, shit. I don't know. Oh, shit, what's the call? Who's this? This would be George.

Oh, shit. George G. Got a little dude. Diz. For you people don't know, this is my fucking Panamanian brother. We were together in Jersey and 85. I lived with him.

We were together in Colorado and we mug Kent Vela. What's happened, a little brother? Talk to me. I'm on cup number two. All right. You got a cup. Marlboro Reds in you? Beautiful.

You got a couple Marlboro Reds to get the lungs in shape? I'm on number two right now, brother. Only two cigarettes. I talked to you an hour ago. You're slipping. I was still sleeping. You sound good.

Where'd you go this night? Where'd you go last night? Last night I had a beautiful evening. I hung out with like 400 cops, about ten whores, and it was a beautiful charity event where they raised money for the widows and children. Those cops had a party.

and they always got a whore on their speed dial. So it was a nice night. Did you get your dick sucked and your balls licked? Nah, nah, I got a little rap dance. You know, man, I don't trust those whores. Something about them. They might give you something, you know. Yeah.

I would like to take that dick money. That's all I would like to take last night. Jesus Christ. That's all what's going on. Nothing we're over here talking with a little high and shit. By ya. Roving, I'm over here, farting.

The lady who makes the banana bread called, and you were one of the victims to the banana bread. I just wanted to see what your experience wasn't with the banana bread whether you're not. This fart, I just fart. It smells like those noodles that you put in Chinese soup. Ooh. I love it. I just bought Fabrize

on the way home. You're going to spray some right in my fucking asshole today. That's what Fabrize is called. Oh, Mike. Did we bring some of that chicken and rice that he cooked? Holy shit. I saw that shlop. Did you see that shit he put together?

He's telling me it's good. It's chicken fireplace. He made... No, he made it... Did you make it from scratchily? Yeah. What the fuck? Were you killing me?

It's rice and chicken. Right? Did you put egg in it? Yeah, you put the onion in it? He's ordered Chinese. Don't cook. Don't cook. He's trying to save it.

Don't cook fucking Chinese no more. Then he put peanuts in the Chinese rice, which he insults me. Thank you for reminding me. I just got over it. I'm very angry at this fucking Jew. But I love him because I love him. He's making pork fry rice. No more.

You go to fucking the Thai Pans and you pick a country. You don't put peanuts in the pork fries and chicken fried rice. That's for Thai food. You guys try to taste it. I can't take him to fucking... Did you not go to chance? Yeah, well, how do you fucking put peanuts?

You see peanuts on their chicken fried rice? No, but I'm in June. Listen, get it together. You say I got to live with, George? You think it's fucking easy? The Jew Chinese fusion. Yeah, exactly. Thank you.

They're mixing all of different cultures. One week they, they're going to. They got me dancing and singing on two and a half men. Now they got me on the fucking show with this fucking juice chef, chicken fried rice. Making a little Gelfilta, Gephelta, Gepheltta, we lost the store. See, that's what you should do. A little Gifelta pork-fried pork-fucking meat. Now you're talking, cocksucker.

Defelter fish is okay by itself. Oh, it's delicious by itself. And fried rice. You fried up with some sushi and some fucking japs in the room. Oh, a little Gzeltzer fish, Tempora. If that, if Gifelter fish isn't frozen cold, it's... You can't eat that, even a little bit warm. telling you, you gotta cook that shit up.

Fuck that cream sauce. Oh, my God, that she comes in a jaw. It's like fucking gerb of baby. Oh, I like that shit. That white fish and the cream, that herring and cream. That shit's delicious with a couple crackers. When you got cotton mouth. And next thing you've got that cat breath.

You're hitting people with that combination, bad breath, cat breath. You ever smell like a kitten, and you smell their fucking breath. You're like, that smells like herring and cream sauce. Jol Jekaloud. How's your grandma recover from that pocket? with me. You think she's clean now? Oh, my God. No. She's an angry

mother now. Is she still pissed at you? She's on fire. She still loves you? She loves me, but yeah, there's a little tension. I don't know, I think she started to suspect something. What does she suspect to me? I don't know. She's eating up still a lot of snack foods. This is a lingering hide. I can't stock in her four-e-e-olds anymore.

Fucking hide them in her underwear, drawer. But she's cool with you. She loves you to that. She loves that you there now. You're working things out and you get that together. So tell me about your banana bread story, brother. In a nutshell, yeah, all right. Lee's fucking hard. He wants to go jogging.

A banana bread store. You came in, moves it. Two years ago, almost three years, U.S.C. Extradiganza at the Rock, the Peninsula Center. Get you up at the airport. Right? You immediately smoked a nice California joint.

It's beautiful. You pulled out this whole loaf of fucking bread. You have two loaves when you came? Yeah, I fly heavy. Yeah, geez, fly-ha-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, that's what he gave me a hunk of that. We went to Chan's. And we ate at all the last lunch.

We had a late lunch. What I would do for some shrimp and lobs and sauce, some pork-fry rice, right? With those big jumbo shrimp. Oh, right now. In that, girl, tremendous. So with that, I think Louves, did Loobs meet us? right after we ate We gave him a piece of banana bread

Set that stutter and fuck him Yeah he took a home Banana bread He gave it to lube And you handed me another piece Just a little corner Like about Maybe three quarters

Do I think of three Maybe an inch and a half By two inches A little corner He gave me another piece It was giggly It was nice I don't know

I was still high from the weed And I was full So you stayed with my grandmother Remember, I dropped you off of my grandmother, and you were to take a shower, get yourself all bobbed up for the big UFC. We were, second or third row rings. Oh, yeah, we were going like doctors.

We were meeting Ari there. Oh, everybody wanted these tickets. Every ballish friends are calling. Take me, take me. I don't know the UFC from shit. I don't know nothing. I don't know nothing about it. Last fight I saw, I think, was the ran against us.

I don't know. That was the ultimate fight for me. So anyway, we go, we go take a shower, we get ourselves ready. I'm driving to pick them up about maybe 8 o'clock somewhere around there. Right.

I start getting, like, fucking busy. A little busy. Start seeing things, you know? Well, flashes before my eyes. I'd pull up and pick them up. So now we're headed to Newark. Now I'm really getting fucking crying. I'm grinning like the Joker.

shit. I'm driving. He's talking to me. I don't even paying attention. So we got to go. I did one this road 2.80 going to Newark, downtown Newark. So as we pull up, I think it was about a quarter to nine, and the tickets where I will call.

So the fights had already started, I think. So I pull up, there's no parking. Now, he's already flipping because we're late. I'm always late. So, you know, I've got to get there. So he's like, All right, listen, drop me right here in front of the place.

You couldn't get near the arena. There was cops everywhere. I knew it never had anything like this. You know what I mean? The last time I had that many cops around there was a riot there. They're fucking directing traffic. I drop them off. So now I'm driving out of it, but really hits me.

Oh. It's like I got hit in the head with a brick. I'm scared shit. Everywhere I look, the parking lots are closed. So I'm starting to freak out. So I'm going like one block, two blocks from the arena, three blocks. All of a sudden I'm pulling up, and it's like Martin Luther King Boulevard, which is nowhere near the arena.

My heart's pumping. I'm grabbing the fucking steering wheel like I'm riding a dragon. My veins are popping out. I'm holding it tight. I can't even look to the left and the right. I just keep driving straight, straight out of Newark. Now all of a sudden I see. sign welcome to East Orange.

Now, East Orange, anyone from the East Coast knows, is worse than milk. Being a white person has got out of there since, I don't know, the pioneers and shit. Nobody gets out of there. So I keep going, keep going,

and then I hit the highway. When we were going, a couple of days, I was doing like 40 miles an hour, like a 60 mile on a lot. You had it down to, you started at, say, 70, and within like 10 minutes, we were down to like 18 in the right-hand.

lane sitting behind three eight that were doing like seven now I said now I could kind of make you turn about four miles from the arena I was like I got I see 280 East the east is in New York City which is going back toward my house so I get out to 80 now doing about 20 I got I'm in the small lane I got my things blinking I come up to the edge to go back to the arena and uh I'm like I can't do it I'm too fucked up so I drive home

I fucking left him there he just leaves me there I'm out there call and I all listen he had no bars I had no fucking boss I was gone the whole day I usually charged my phone 18 times a day

this day I had nothing I'm trying to call him he ain't fucking answering I'm nothing I couldn't take my hands off the stairwell go in my pocket and get the phone I was shitting my fucking I was shitting myself So I think it took me It took like maybe

20 minutes to get there It took me about 45 to get home I get home And I'm like I'm really So I should Let me lay down For like 10 minutes

And I'll feel better And with this The phone's ringing I'm not answering I see his number I know he's got like one call left You know So

All of a sudden they get a call From another California It was Ari He's always known And, uh, I'm like, where the fuck are you? All right?

I'm home. He's like, what? So I just said, listen, I'm fucked up. Just, I'm too fucked up to drive.

So with that, I hung up, and I'm like, I jumped in the shower. My wife called. Because when we went to the fight, um, her and my kid were at a town right near there at some party.

So we were supposed to pick them up after the fight. So I call her up, my estranged wife, and I say, uh, listen, I can't get you. Now, she don't believe a word I'm saying because she just knows I'm a full of shit. So, uh, she's like, I don't care what you do, you get your ass here. So now I'm like, oh, man, I'm really fun. So I go in the shower thinking, I take a shower, you take a shower, you watch the high off, you're as good as new. Nope.

I went into, like, the third dimension. No, this thing will kill you Oh my God I was so I dropped the Verona To get my kid in the door And I don't want to go in the house Because again, I'm grinning like I'm ear to ear

I'm seeing colors It's like as close to an acid chip As I've ever had And so I go in I'm like, you know, peep in the wall And come up and they tell me, no, come in So I go in the house And they got fucking every fucking dessert

because my family, hey, they eat desserts. So I'm like eating chocolate cake. I take them home. About 2 o'clock, I think you came back with you. Two in the fucking morning. I had to get lube. I had to get a buddy in mind. They come all the way to Newark, pick me up.

Then I had to go back to Georgia's. Get the fucking key. It was the night. It was only a night with George. And the next day, he was still fucking hung over on this thing. And I couldn't believe it because. Oh, my breakfast at 9. I was still stolen an exquisite.

What I could not believe, George, is that, you know, I could see a lot of people out here that happen. Like, before I started eating pot out of you, I had it maybe three or four times. I had a couple of brownies in Colorado, and I had a friend in Houston that would always make brownies and shit like that. Lee is fucked up right now. You have about 15 more minutes until I'm just going to go back. And he's about to have another piece of banana bread before I leave Lee. That's how fucked up here. Yes, you are cucked sucker.

And I couldn't believe, George's that, you know, you and I have been around the block. We've been getting down since, you know, we've been eating Valiums. We've done a lot of shit that a lot of people don't even have in their system. We did it for a long time. And to see the banana bread kick your ass like this. Like, I could see regular people, but to kick your ass like that that night, I was blown away. Like, that's when I was like, we're on to something.

No, but you, no, I think I was before Yocchio, because that's what I was kind of glad, because I'm like, I'm fucking not wimpy. because I didn't eat a whole lot of bread. You were handing that shit out, like, huge chunks. But, you know, back in the day, we used to eat that stuff, but they made it wrong. You know, they just threw hot and a friggin' thing with the batter.

Right, right, no, no. You know, they didn't have it. They didn't do with the bar. They didn't know what it did, Bill. You're right. I mean, the people used to sprinkle it on the brownie while it was cooking. Yeah. And all you're eating is twigs and stems.

But there's people, the people in Houston really were doing it 10 years ago. I had a friend Mike that as soon as you get off the fucking plane, the performance the last stop, he'd give you an aluminum foil, Phil. You were fucked up, fucked up, but three, four fucking days, like you were eating viking it. So what do you got playing for today, my little brother? I don't know. Today's what am I doing? Well, I got to take care of the fence that got knocked down by Hurricane Sandy.

I got some crackhead putting the fence in so I could save some money. Hopefully it makes it through. the next storm and uh and that's it and i gotta go collect some money oh i'm happy you call for you know i love you at all my heart i just wanted you to share the banana and had a bread story and i want to check on grandma see how you're doing you're one of my dearest friends you know i love you coxswain she's out right now she's out right now sweeping the ice she's out there in the street sleeping how old is she right now how old what's that thing in the olympics when they roll the thing on the ice yeah yeah what's that thing not the bals that's how

right now. She's got the broom. She's working at top step. How old is she? It's going to be 91 January 27th. And you people are complaining about not having work. Put the American song on for George one more time. George, let's fucking give these people that send these

motherfuckers out with the national anthem. These motherfuckers don't know what it is to be a fucking American no more, cock-sucking. Here you go, George. Get up, you fuck. Are you kidding me? But get up, wash your pussy. Put some powder on your balls. Get out there.

Even if you don't have a job, go out to eat somebody's fucking ass. Do something. Be a fucking American. It's in the Constitution. Get up, wash your hair. Put some cologne on, some deodorant, wash your feet. If you're going to fucking be a bum, at least look like a human being, you dirty fuck. That's it.

I love you guys. George, we'll talk next week. We'll talk later. You know I love you, Chuck. Have a great day. All right, Joe. flying Jew not Judy you flying Jew

I love you cock sucker I love you cock sucker okay okay stay black all right so there you have another fun filled episode of the church of what's happening now like I was laying off Thursday tomorrow night Irvine don't fuck around I want people down there early let's get high let's get fucked up

I'm gonna make a stop and get some banana bread I'm gonna have some t-shirts down in tomorrow night if it don't smell like blue cheese go fuck your mother I got a couple leftovers I found in the closet. JR, we're going to go on the website live next week and start having some long-sleeve shirts. I'm going to talk to JR today. What else is going on?

Irvine tomorrow night at 8 o'clock. Next Friday, we got a great double bill over at Flappers. Joe's going to be in Chicago. I'm going to be a Flappers in Burbank because I'm shooting some shit next week, so I got to stay in town, but I'll be a Flappers for two shows. February 7th, oh shit. San Jose, February 1st and 2nd. shit Columbus

fucking Ohio I'm coming with forever forget about it Lee what's up with you cock sucker I'm gonna be pretty high for the next eight hours

You want another piece of banana bread real quick You want to eat it for the people No I love you Lee You're a fucking soldier You make the church of what's happened

Now the fucking smoke In his podcast ever With the Israeli flag behind you So we know where we're coming from People I love you guys Thank you for letting us Coming to your world

Every morning And fuck around Monday We're back at 6 a.m. And then Wednesday we're doing four to six, I think, over at the... There are the studios on Sunset, Mother fucking Boulevard. We're going to be doing there every once in a while because Stickem is there. So I want to give a big shout out to stick them.

And always, as always, listen, drink your water, stretch out. Just go for a walk to the fucking mailbox. That's all you little need. Keep that fat heart fucking going. Go to Honit.com. Get the head protein. 16 grams per fucking cup. Put a banana in there.

Little peanut butter. you're brand new 20, 21 grams or your body can only assimilate 30 grams of protein per meal you do some push-ups you stretch out live

motherfucker what the fuck it's a beautiful day to be alive Lee is here Monday 6 a.m. Stay black testicle testaments

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talking about the kid combination testicle test them nice long set I love you guys stay black have a great week go to honor put church

in a box get 29 fucking percent off. What's that last piece of an incredible? I don't want to have it. And I'm bringing something tomorrow. We've got an oatmeal cookie for you motherfuckers too. Have a great day. Stay black. Oh shit.

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What are you? I love you. Have a great day. Stay black. Kissley.