The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 03/27/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #66

Episode Date: March 28, 2013

Kenji Gallo, ex mobster calls in to talk about his life and his book. This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Streamed live on 03/27/2013

Oh, motherfuckerin shit. It's Wednesday. The 26th, 27, I don't fucking even know no more with dates. It's just a beautiful fucking motherfucking day to be alive. And guess what? You're in it, cock sucker. Joey D is here, the church of what's happening. Now, my main man, Lee, the flying Juciac.

King it, Lee. So I know you got your dick on hard. Oh shit. Your hoods you grew up with, niggas you grew up with. Oh shit, Lee. for the doctor to check your ass, nigga. Used to be my homie. Beautiful motherfucking day.

You know what I'm saying? And this is the way it goes. The church of what's happening now coming at you. Wednesday, what is? The 26th lead, 27th. I don't fucking know. We got about three joints to smoke lately. I don't want no jump.

We got this fucking gorilla finger. And we got these two bats from hell. I think Satan rolled one of those. We'll see if I'm alive at the end of the podcast. You're always fucking alive. Cocksuck. It's a beautiful day to be alive. What are you down?

68 fucking pounds. 65. You fucking, your asshole smells that cucumbers and shit. Oh, and it's fucking gross. Is it? Your asshole? I know why animals manure stinks. All they're eating is vegetables.

It smells exactly like that. The manure? Yeah, it's terrible. It's gross. You can't even sweat. Where's Rose? You call? No, she's in Boston.

Jesus fucking Christ. Beautiful day to be alive people. Everything's great today. Fucking, it's weird. What happened last night? So, Lee calls me last night. About 9.30, Lee? and I called you back, I called you back.

No, I called you, yeah, you called me back at 9.30. What happened was, ever since I've had the baby, I fucking hate working out at night because you're metabolism. But sometimes I get caught up with the baby, and that's a good thing about the Muay-America that they have an 8 o'clock at night class and it goes to about 9, 30, 10. Real heavy-duty class, a couple people in there jumping ropes, sit-ups. They got coconut water, the whole fucking thing.

So Lee called me when I was in there, and I called Lee when I got out, and he's like, where are you doing comedy? I go, no. I was supposed to do comedy. The kid called me at 7. He's like, well, the room, we don't know if we're going to have enough people. I said, fuck it, don't we.

We didn't get a chance to have a time. Don't worry about it. So, Lee called, I called Lee back and we're talking, and I hang up with Lee, and I go to the weed store. The one on Burbank, no-ho organic. Okay. All right, and I parked on the street. They didn't have parking spots in the parking lot,

so I parked on Burbank Boulevard. I go in to the street. the weed store. I get a G. Bola Roo. I get some joints for you. He offers me an edible. Nice people. I love Jay. I really like those guys over in the whole organic. They're my night because they're open to 11. Wow. They're open to 11, sometimes 12. You know, the other one, Divine Mountain is close as at 8. And there's no fucking parking on Lancashim after 6. So it's a motherfucker.

So I go over there, pick up a gram. They have chocolate candy bars. They do good over there. They got the fucking vapor pen. They got the 5-hour energy T-HC drink. Really? Yeah. Oh, shit. So I get my phone rings, and I get, I'm talking to somebody as I'm, the phone rings is I'm walking out the first door at the wheat store. There's one, two, three doors.

Okay. You walk the first door, and I can't answer it because there's cameras, but the second door, I hit it. Now, I got my shorts on, with some T-shirts drenched, track sneakers on, and I got a hooded sweatshirt on them. It's an old one that I used to work out, like if I get on the floor and I wash it every week, it's disgusting. Like, if I go to YMCA,

And I do the treadmill. I'll take it off and throw it on the floor. Okay. So, but it's small. So between my gut and the car seat, whenever I sit, it makes the wallet pop out. Oh, no. Yeah. So, I fuck.

This is a Jew's nightmare? A Jew's fucking nightmare. I get into the car, boom. I get to my house. I run up the stairs, and there's no wallet. I use it. I go, ah, let me sit down the car. So I wash my pussy first.

I get like a fucking protein drink. in me and I go let me go look at the car look throughout the fucking car no oh no I go back upstairs look in the bag no wallet look at the trunk no wall when I had my wallet because I had to pay with the weed I usually don't put my cash in my wallet but when I go to the schools or whatever I put whatever I have in the thing yeah I go back I get in the car I try to get no organic on the phone yeah there's no information for these weed stores they got these numbers no the guys I was like, what kind of business is?

And I'm like, they sell fucking tremendous weed cock, cuck. Do you know I get back in my fucking car? And I go to Burbank Boulevard, and I'm right there at the left. To go to the, you know, like I'm headed to the 134 or the 170. Yeah. I look over and from my car, I can see my wallet on the street. No, you can. Yes, I couldn't.

I could. I could see three kids with a fucking dog. We're walking. And as I made the left, I seen two black kids walking right back. They looked at the fucking wallet. and went back, picked up my wall and came the fuck home, dog. You got lucky shit.

That's the second time. One time I went to the flappers in Burbank. Uh-huh. And that's fucking that way. Oh, that's far. Right, that's far. You probably say, fuck it.

I parked across the street from Monty's beanery because I couldn't figure out parking in that area. It was my first couple few times. Yeah. And I walked over to the, whatever the fuck it is, the mall. The flappers. Uh-huh.

And I get back in my car. Come all the way home. I go home. for my wallet and there in there. No. Dog, I did 90 down fucking Magnolia Boulevard. Because listen,

the wallet isn't about to cash. The wallet, it's about the shit in there. You've got to call 15 fucking people now. And you've got to go to the DMV. But what you're really thinking about. The whole time you're looking for your wallet. You're like, I've got to go down there and deal with those fucking greasy motherfuckers for a day.

Because the DMV ain't no fucking joke. They're like the Luton Clan. It's going to take you an hour and a fucking half to get down there. That's all I was thinking of my drove. All the way back at 1230. This time, it was in the middle of the street, like by the yellow line. No.

Like, I had dropped it on the walk to the car, and it was there again. This wallet's a fucking savage. Jesus, I just got into a wallet because my old wall was falling apart, and you got to get, you got to put it, like, I put it in the front pocket because the back pocket, it would fall out all the time. And you got one of those Jew wallets where you open it up and fucking, the fucking president is like, clap. He hasn't seen daylight in years.

Brown leather one, oh shit. No, no, take the first bill out. That bill hasn't seen daylight and fucking. I never use these. I have $8 in my wallet. And you never use it. No, I used it. No, that motherfucker ate.

George Washington is fucking in there. He's asleep. He hasn't been that you. Jews, you can give him a $100 bill and mark it. I remember Josh Wolf had a $100 dollar bill one time for like three years that I'd give him. He would show it to me to torment me. I still fucking got it. You motherfucker he would just shoot.

You fucking Jews, I'll give you a $20. That motherfucker's still be ironed a year later with dust on it. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. The fucking, you motherfuckers. make those nickels scream. You squeeze that fucking bird to that motherfucker. Quah!

Quang! Quang! Gwah! Oh, holy shit. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Get up. You fucking sexes shit.

Just like me. Get up. You know, it's funny when I went to prison. I was thinking about this in the shower. After, like, my first month, when I got settled, a guy came up and he's like, listen, man, not for nothing. You're a little too happy in the mornings.

A lot of guys are in here doing life. you know you gotta tone it down a little bit people might think you're a little weird and I thought about it I'm like you know what you have to accept your fate if you got life I knew I was gonna do two years I wasn't going nowhere I wasn't thinking about escaping

I ain't one of those motherfuckers so you gotta accept your fate and just deal it with the best fucking hand they gave you for the day every day we got a fucking new hand can you believe that somebody came into me and said you're too happy in the morning I can understand it from their point

of you kind of you kind of i mean if you're there for life and because i mean as someone who would fucking die within four minutes in jail who me you would not die yes i would you would be surprised how you you know that experience is one of the best experiences of my life because i'm here because of it uh-huh but it also gave me a certain life confidence it also gave me uh it was just weird that i overcame it before i went and got locked up i swam every day i hit the fucking bag i got a boxing coach. I learned how to throw kicks again. You know, I thought I was going to go in there and fight for my fucking life. And it's how you compose yourself, how you walk around in there. The thing you should do, it's just on the fucking street. It's based on character.

I already decided I would punch a guard in the face and I could do solitary. But no, I love those, like documentary things in jail, like the behind the scenes or whatever. And a lot of the people, a lot of the people who are in there for life talk about how you just, You can't think about the outside, and they just, it's a normal life to them now. It's a normal life. You have to do. The only way you're going to do that time is by being in, it's fucking hysterical. People think, doing time, you've got to be locked up.

It's not, doing time. I did, the worst time I did was after I got out in my head. I was in hell, you know, after I got out. Time could be just a state of mind where your head's at for six or seven months, and you don't even know why you're there. You don't even realize it until years later. This is advantages of being. fucking 50 and talking to you young guys that

sometimes your head goes in places that you can't fucking figure out. Oh yeah. And it's something that happens, a trigger. For years, I walked around dead after my divorce, you know, losing my kid and just the way they punked me. Just a punking. It was like somebody kicked you in the stomach and you couldn't

do nothing about it because they're going to throw you in jail or you just can't do something about it. That's the worst feeling in the fucking world. That's crazy that and that's worse than jail. Just like, when you think I've never gone through it, But, yeah. Worse than fucking jail.

You know, after you're in a country like the United States and you go to Cuba and you can't play a Led Zeppelin, that's jail. Yeah. You know, when you meet, when I met my cousin that day for the first time, we were at Jerry's Deli or Cantor, is talking about music. And they were telling me, I have 20 people get together to listen to a Led Zeppelin album. And you couldn't listen to it loud. You had to listen to it kind of low and you'd rock to it. And then you have to hide the album. Really?

If they search your house and they find Led Zeppelin, you go to fucking. jail for a year. Why, why Led Zeppelin? Just anybody. Just anything that was American like that. Oh, just saying Led Zepp. I could be Eric Clapton. It can be fucking Rihanna. Anything American. Oh, shit. Okay. That's freedom of speech. They want you to listen to fucking communist propaganda all day about Fidel. You know, on Sundays in Cuba, the old days, they'd make you fucking get up and go to some square in Nevada. And yeah, listen to Fidel for talk for 10 fucking hours. And there'd be people watching you. If you didn't clap, they fucking take you out of

and throw you in jail for a day or so. You had to fucking clap. After every thing you fucking said, that's what I gotta get some of those people to come to my fucking comedy shows. And if people don't fucking laugh, they can beat the fuck up. You follow it? Take a couple hits of this.

Don't leave me here like a fucking warm soldier. Mm-mm-mm-mm. Get up, wash your pussy. Get some oatmeal. Some strawberries. Something. Something. A cheese sandwich.

Something. Get the fucking day going. Get out of the house. Might be sunny. It might be snowing. If it's snowing, get a fucking shovel. Help people shovel out. Charge him 10 bucks.

You'll make a quick fucking deuce. Tell them you, You got no fucking work, and you need helping people. That's it. Get up the fuck out of the house. A beautiful day to be alive. Go down to the Valley College in your neighborhood. Sign up for an electrician's class.

Tell them you're fucking poor. And they'll let you do payments and do half price. How do I know? Because I fucking did it. Get up, cock sucker. Get up. It's a beautiful day to be a life. Let's talk about lifestyle.

Okay. Very interesting conversation last night. After I called you, I'd have my glasses and somebody called me and I called them back. There was a dear friend of mine that I've known for about 15 years out here. and she just got out of her fourth rehab in two years. Okay. Jesus.

So she was asking me if I had heard that she was in rehab. I said, of course, you know, and she goes, everybody fucking knows. And it's funny, we got to a conversation. And four minutes into it, she started going off on her life and how she was going to change now and how she didn't want to completely stop drinking, but the courts told me she had to stop drinking and that she's still going to drink from time to time. and I'm listening to this. I love it dearly.

And I'm listening to her fucking babble about this shit. And I wanted to raise my hand. But she's one of those people that, you know, people who stink of vodka? Yeah. If you say to them, it smells like vodka, they'll go, I haven't drank in three days. And you want to say to him, are you fucking kidding me? But you know, if you say that, you're going to get into an argument. Yeah.

And you go to yourself. I'm not you're going to say nothing, you know. Especially after four rehab, you kind of just... More than rehab. And she's still not a fucking alky. And it's not her. drinking driving. It's not, you know.

She falls. So her ex-husband goes over and she's got a fucking black eye of contusion on the fucking head. And she'll say that the kids drew a snowball. It's always something. It's one of those fucking things. Yeah. And listen, man, I'm the type of guy that I'm either in 100% or I'm out.

Once I can't help you, I'm out. I'm your friend, but I can't help you. Yeah. You don't want any of my help. You're going to come to me with some Chinese fucking story about how you're only going to drink wine coolest. This is what she's telling me last night. She's like, I'm only going to drink.

You're smoking this or what? I just did smoke. You hear? Was there a spirit of league? I couldn't tell him. I expected a little fat chubby Jew. He came back looking like with Steve Reeves. You know what Steve Reeves?

Absolutely not. Superman. Oh, okay. Christopher Reeves. Before him, you fuck. I don't fucking know. I'm still like a motherfucker. So I'm talking to her and she's telling me this plan she's got.

And I'm listening to this on the phone and I'm ready to fucking yell. and I just stopped and I said like a prayer in my head I said you know God bless her because this is fucking crazy this is great and I went home and I think it was before the wallet

that's why I was pissed because I got involved with her on the phone and then I went upstairs and it's just weird how people don't understand when you have an addiction or something like that it's not yeah yeah

everything's temporary for 90 days like right now you're doing a rehab in a way you have time out from the food now your next your next 90 days are the most important. Because the next 90 days

of the steps in your life. It's the driving past McDonald's. It's the making deals with yourself. It's preparing. You know? I started at 418 pounds. You didn't know that. And I went to Nacopholi

and I boxed and I would wear underwear and two pairs shorts because in between my brets I would pee my pants. That's fucking crazy. It's fucking crazy. I couldn't walk upstairs with groceries because it was either breathing or carrying the fucking groceries.

And by the time I got upstairs, I have to hold the wall. That's fucking a banana. And the piss would come out according to my breath. So it would come out and then not pee. And then it would come out and not pee. I was 418 pounds. I was, uh...

At the time of my diet, I hadn't done blow in like three years or something. Is that when you get most of your weight? Two years. And I hadn't smoked cigarettes in like five years. Okay. And no, no, no. I had the weight kept coming out from the sleep apnea and the fucking terrible diet. The weight kept coming out.

have you replaced blow with food or okay no no no i i food was always food was always number one to blow you know so and with me it's not the food addiction as much as i like really good food i love healthy food and when i say healthy food is you know taco bell is good when you're high but the nutritional value will kill you if you eat taco bell eight times a week it not only gets you fat it does other things to you oh yeah it does other things to you like mcdonald and all these fast food things so like i said i was very fortunate My mom didn't like me, didn't let me get fucking fast food as a kid. So then it really knocked it out.

And even when I was hustling and poor and whatever, I'd always try to get the best shit, you know. But when I first started working out with NACA, I thought I would go in there. I would go in there for six minutes. And then NAC would say, just go hit the bag. But I go, you know what, this can't be. But if I get jumped by three fucking Puerto Ricans, I got to be able to hold my own.

So I keep going back there. And $40 a pop. Holy shit. $40 a pop. Because at that time, I was just doing personal training with him. One hour of boxing training. $40 a pop.

And I did that all through November and December. And I went from $4.18 to $3.90 over the holidays, which is big. And how I really did it was just the secondary foods, the secondary calories, the mayonnaisees, the sodas I first started drinking water I mean guys I was like you for fucking years I drank water with meals but after I drank six coax Oh yeah

So I would drink six coax with Chinese food And then drink a thing of water with lemon And go wow I'm healthy Yeah And then I read like that November I was ready to fucking do No I wasn't gonna tap out to the surgery yet I was gonna do the diet

You were doing online with the food Nutrisystem yeah Nutra system And I remember this chick Maryland that I had two friends that really did well with weight watches. And I talked to her, and she broke it down. I didn't talk to them. When I talked to her years earlier, and me and my friend Rick Ramos went,

I learned that you could work out like a lunatic, but if you're not eating right, the diet won't happen, you know. And it's not, it's really weird. Everybody calls it a diet. If you call it a diet, you're going to fail because you look at it as something as it's a fucking diet. Nobody likes that word diet. That means I can only eat no cookies instead of,

But it's not really like that. We all know that you're going to eat a fucking cookie. Yeah. And I want you to eat a cookie. That's why a fucking Nabisco made them. But have one instead of a box. And have one instead of a box. Or have three instead of a box.

Knowing that that day you did an extra 20 minutes on a bicycle. You know, it's really important that you weigh your time. What I say that is I love my wife gets those 100 calories snacks. Yeah. You know, and I'll eat them and I won't count them on weight watches. Because, again, it's 100 calories. calories. It's two points or something like that. But, you know, I eat six in a day, which is fucking 10 points. That makes a huge difference. But I won't even, you know what it takes to burn off fucking six points? Hours probably.

30 minutes on a fucking eucalyptical machine. And going hard, yeah. And going, you know, on the weight fat burn program. You know, do 30 fucking minutes. Because remember, on the bicycle, I could do. What do you call that shit? I can do 230 calories in 30 minutes. I could do 330 minutes on the fucking epileptical. It's amazing the contrast in calories. It's like double. It really is fucking double.

But after you get out of the amputical, you go, that was fucking three of those things. And you start going worth towards, that's how you start. It takes a long time. People always say you got to, with anything, even with addiction to fucking sucking cock or addiction to Coke.

I was addicted to Coke. And I know that I was ready to stop. I was like everybody else that you can't put their pants on. You're sick of walking upstairs. You're sick of having to get a shirt that's an extra large. You know, when you're fat, it's a lot of work being fat. Yeah. It's just not fucking eating.

You got to go out there and hustle clothes that fit. You got to go, Marshalls don't have larger than 2X. No. So you got to wear a shirt that's tight on you sometimes. So you got to wear a jacket over it and shit to hide the fucking rolls. I mean, we all fucking know. One day you go, I ain't doing this no more. Yeah.

It's so weird. I watched your tape. I watched all your tapes. Oh, thanks, buddy. Sure. We're a family. And if you look at the first six of them, they're fucking horrendously.

I wanted to shoot you in the head. The first week is tough. So what I want you to do is I want you to put those on your computer. And next time you want a bergen, I want you to download it to your phone. I want you to see yourself. You look great now. You don't have bags under your eyes.

That shit was killing you. Yeah. So it was funny. I didn't say nothing, Lee. I just said to you, I don't need, I can look at a place and tell you. and tell you what they're doing. I can look at a restaurant and tell you what...

When you go to McDonald's and you look at the salad, that McDonald's, it's got that glaze to it. It has the not so... It looks like somebody, whoever grew that lettuce was smoking cigarettes on it. And blowing fucking smoke on it instead of putting water on it. That's what McDonald's food looks like when you look at it in the hole.

All these other places do the same thing. They just glaze it up a little bit. It's when you get into that $40 range of restaurant that they don't add the extra shit to the fries, to dope you up. You said it yourself, McDonald's, Burger King, those people have to have something in that food. Oh, yeah.

To be addicted to this. Like them cigarettes. You know, every time I'm on Lancashim and, what is it, one street where McDonald's is, is a 170 there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see that McDonald's. It's never not busy. Never.

That drive-thru is fucking packed. And you sit there and I try to justify, well, it's across the gas station. Right? That man's a one with McDonald's, and then look at all. all the people going there for cigarettes. And I was one of those people.

Yep. So I understand what it feels like. That they tell you every fucking day, that shit's going to fucking ruin your asshole. But you're still sitting out line. So, you know, the other night I was watching your, and you were saying that you didn't want to eat quino and you didn't want to do this.

And in a way, you sounded like that girl. You know, when you were telling the story, that's all I was thinking. You sounded like that girl. You were trying to tell us what you were going to do. Yep. And hey, man, that's the beauty about being 24 that we have all.

the fucking answers. Because I thought I had all the answers at 24. But I didn't. But as your brother, I'm telling you that the lifestyle is how you have to look at this now. And that lifestyle. Tell the people what happened last week when you went to a movie, why I yelled at you? Oh, because it was a shitty movie?

No. Tell me the truth. Why I yell at you? Oh, because I went to see just a regular bad movie. And he called me and he said, no more bad movie. You got to go take a walk or something. And that I still, right, even though I know it's good for you. I don't think anyone can live 100% doing the right thing.

Hold on. Let me tell you the right thing. Where'd you go from there? To work. And what do you do at work? Is it? Oh, yeah. Do you understand what I'm trying to say,

this is what our lifestyle changes. You have to plan your day, buddy. Yeah. Plan your day. I'm telling you, you're going to be working from six to four now. That's a pretend after you smoke a joint and jerk off on. It's 5.30. Uh-huh.

From 530 to 1, that's good enough for a 24-year-old. Young men. Yeah. What? Let's say you get up, you have a kalua shake, whatever the fuck you make. What do you call that?

Kiel juice. Then you get on the computer and dick around until 2-215. You wash your pussy, put on some sweat, you get your iPod, and you listen to your little flying fucking juice. You don't want to go to the gym.

Yeah. And I don't blame you. You live in California. Nobody wants to be locked inside. But you go for a little walk around the neighbor. One out. You come back, you jerk off, you take a shit,

eat your healthy lunch, and then you go to work. Tell me the truth. From the time you get home from work, you don't leave here again. You have to go back to work. No. No. We live in California.

We don't live in Buffalo or Seattle or it's cloudy yet. Yeah. Goodness what I'm trying to say to you. So it's a lifestyle, brother. I love you. I respect you. I love what you're doing. People are getting fucking inspired.

But we all want you to stick in it. I'm a fat fuck. I went from 418 to 270. I'm walking around about 310 now. I gain 40, 50. Am I embarrassed? Fuck yet. But I'm like you.

I don't live 100% fucking healthy either. Yeah. My 100, I knocked a hundred to 15 pounds now. We'll go to the next level and I'll take it down to 270 again. Then we'll hang out until 290.

Then we'll take it down to 230. Then we go up to 250. Then we take it down at 2.18. Yeah. But you're always in a struggle. You're always in a struggle and you're planning out your week. I plan out everything.

If you're addicted to fucking peanut butter, you know, when I'm you're addicted to Coke, when I stopped doing blah, I couldn't go back to that bar and hang out and eat. Yeah. I couldn't go to El Comparre and fucking eat a taco

or go to the bar and get a margarita because I knew what the next step was. I know that three margarita, after three margaris, I'll let you fuck me in the ass. You follow me? So anybody can eat them? So I nip it from the beginning.

Yeah. You know, I told you that a couple guys hit me up saying, Joe, you know, you put down California Pizza Kitchen. One really fucking gig. Nate in L.A. sent a great.

He sent the article. He sent you the article. Yep. And California Pizza Kitchen didn't want to even release their caloric nutritional values. They released them after they got beat up. And this was to men's health. One of the most caloric salad menus in America. Can you fucking believe that?

And it's crazy because as a fat guy, when you think salad, and it's not as bad as a McDonald's, but it is. they put barbecue sauce and some of the dressing on it so it makes sense. And when you were telling the story about your friend that I was thinking

it was like what I was doing and I've already decided I'm not going to fast food anymore but it's a... And listen, I want to take you some like I said, some people bits that you and said Joey's crazy

wants to take it to a Philadelphia cheese steak with steak fries. Yeah. I know these people. I know that their fucking steak is 100 fucking percent steak. Yeah. People don't even go to it.

You know how much fucking cheesesticks are there? 20 bucks. Okay? 20 fucking dollars. Not because it's on a great street or nothing. Because the guy gives you, excuse me, the best fucking meat possible. When you leave that, you have that soft diarrhea. You have fucking nothing.

You have nothing. You go home, you don't even fart. And that's what I thrive for. I want the best for the fucking least. You know, if you go, there's Chinese restaurants and have great run specials. And if you do the, math in your head, they make money at that lunch special. It's the ones that you drive

by and they want $1.99 for one special. That meat, you're going to get fucking sick. You know, Panned Express. I don't go to Panned Express. Do I love that place? Do I love that place? I love that place. The pepper, fucking beef with the white rice and the... I'll tell you, that Lomaine. That fake Lomain.

That's what I get... That's garbage. That's... Double Orange Chicken. That's what you see. Oh, yeah, yeah. And I'll get the egg roll with the fucking soup. You know what I'm a fucking... Chinese fanatical. I avoided it. When I went to Sacramento last week, he was going right across the street next to a habit.

My choices were red lobster sushi, whatever, and the other one. You know how I did it? Those three days up there again, I planned it out before I went. Even when you travel, when you travel, I always fucking, when I get the itinerary, I get the hotel, I go on it.

I look at their menu, and I look at their exercise facilities. Okay. If they have a fucking pool, bam, I bring my goggles and my fucking steam. When I go on the road, with Joe, Joe stays at great hotels Four Seasons and shit. God bless him.

I go right to me. I call Ari and go, what are we doing? We're going to hang out like Jews. First thing I do in a nice hotel is if you're going to fucking be a Jew, you've got to act like one. I go right to the steam bat. Right to the steam bat and tell myself my own fucking problems and complain. I sweet.

Ask Ari. We'll call fucking Ari right now. Ask Ari. You know Ari's father has a fucking son in his house? No, he doesn't. That's a Jew. That's a Jew. He took money. And he goes, what gives me the biggest fucking pride in the world to sit in a fucking steam bath and sweat and think about my fucking millions that I got buried somewhere under a fucking rock? Jews love that shit. Russians love that.

What did the Jews call them, Schfitzers? Yeah, Spitzers, right? Yeah, you're right. And the fucking Russians, the Russians in YMCA, you go there at 5 in the morning. They got the white caps on. They're drinking fucking vodka. But it keeps you fucking young. Those Jews love him.

That's what we've got to find the gym with the Schfitz and go down and just sit and look at each other with time. Look at our titties what's going on. Oh, yeah. Put a little music on from it. What the fuck? What's all this doodrum this morning? We're talking about Jews and Fitzs? What the fuck?

Lee, Leland. Oh, shit. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself. Let's do this shit, Lee. Oh, shit. Beautiful day to be alive. Joint number two coming at you. Like a fucking big black cahoon.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I feel it. No. Wiggle funk. joy. You better check yourself or you wreck yourself.

Oh shit. It's a beautiful day. Get out there. Watch that pussy. Wash that pussy. Watch that ass. Watch that cock. Get out there. Work on your resume. Do some jumping jack. Something. Fucking eat somebody's pussy. Do something. It was that I made some good pussy.

Not for a while. You ready? That's why I'm losing the weight. You're ready? You got to tear that monkey up like a fucking mantle. You know it, yeah Let me ask you something Because I haven't done the Weight Watchers I was talking to a guy at work last night

Who lost 50 pounds And he said the thing that really helped him Is he eats every two and a half hours Absolutely And do they talk about that? Absolutely Okay Absolutely

Because he has like a small salary A protein bar, something like that You know, an English muffin With an egg scrambled A piece of ham bam that's breakfast maybe an apple

glass of fucking water because you can't do juice you know then two hours later blast it fucking again another apple maybe you know at first I cheated with fruit like a motherfucker I'll eat a whole pineapple that's not cheating

I don't give a fool no it's not cheating see at first they wanted to charge you points for that I never wrote my I never wrote my points and I lost like 80 fucking pounds on weight watches never wrote fruit for points ate it like a motherfucker And you just shit it out.

That's it. But at first I was chasing my points. At first I would eat and then have to go to the gym at 10 o'clock at night. Oh, to go to McDonald's and stuff? No, no, I wouldn't cheat like that. I would eat an extra slice of pizza. You know, on meatballs, fucking eight points. A fucking meatball.

You know, I need two of them. When I go to fucking Sparrows or when I go to Pinochios, I need two fucking meatballs. I don't go to Sparrows. I don't mind Sparrows. I don't mind Sparrows. I don't mind pizza from Sparrows. sparrows. I don't mind a lot of things.

When I left, Sacramento, was a pizza a pizza, a slice of pizzas, they're fucking points. A pizza, a slice of pizza with a salad, that's delicious. The other thing you realize is that you don't need as much. If you just stop, I'm a gorilla, though. You seem to eat. I'm even stop.

I have fucking missing fingers. You know, I fucking have missing a missing finger like a yakuza. But if you eat and sit for five minutes and ask yourself, do you want that other piece? you won't fucking, it's a prison diet. It's like going to prison.

You know, prison, once the food is over, the food's over. Yeah. Once you get to where you're going, you can order potato chips online or whatever the fuck. From the commissary, they drop it off on Thursday. It's great. It's like summer school. You get a big bag on Thursday,

you stay up all fucking night eating peanuts and chips. Yeah. And then on the fucking, you know, you have to wait a week to eat again, you know, to get the shit again. It's amazing. I would always order kids. candy and shit in prison, but I would lose weight.

You know, I would stay at my weight because the rest of the day you're eating portion. Why the fuck are we talking about food? I don't know. That's all I think about now. What I want you to do is to think about it. You're going until next Tuesday. Yep.

What I want you to do is think about what you want to do, and next Tuesday we'll go get that fucking lunch. So you tell me what you. So you eat your own breakfast here, your own little faggy fucking breakfast. Some granola, you know, some special K, something that mix it up. You see how many different cereals I have.

I fucking hate it. Yeah. I hate living like this, but I have to leave. I have to because I'll blow up, and it's the secondary shit that'll blow me up. It's that so sodas. That's what it'll blow you up, the fucking pound cakes, the fucking butter. And I love, bro, I could eat a stick of butter. I can get popcorn, okay?

This is how disgusting I am. I can get popcorn that's hot, put it in my mouth, and have a tub of butter and get a teaspoon, and put the butter in my mouth, let the butter melt in my mouth on top of the fucking popcorn. No, you will. I'm more disgusting. I am a fucking fat fuck to the max. I could eat a can of peanut butter and three forkfuls. Oh, my God.

Just sticking in my mouth and eat peanut butter. I love peanut butter. Love it, Lee. Yeah. Love it, but I won't go get fast food. Yep. Do you follow what I'm saying? Where my fucking freak is?

That's what my freak is. I love banana milkshakes. Ooh. Some all natural ice cream briars with the chocolate dots in it. Yeah. And an ice banana with some fucking milk, some whole milk. Mm-hmm. Come on.

Come on. That's the shit I like. That's my fucking freak right there. Yeah. But I never fucking, you know, and that's why we're here to help you, cocksucker. We're here to help you. Listen, today I want to do some special.

I'm going to get a call here. What time is? A couple of minutes. We've got 20 minutes. But people have been bugging me lately about this. From the beginning, I think we played a little pig floyd and people want to know what I'm. I don't understand.

I hate repeating the songs in this shit, but sometimes people just go crazy on me. They keep asking me. They want to know about something. solos and Pink Floyd and whatever. Pink Floyd's got a bunch of fucking albums. And the four albums they have after the one

thing with Gilmore, no band could ever do that again, including Zeppelin. I don't think nobody has four albums like that. Wish you were here. Dark Side of the Moon, animals, and the wall. And I think metals including that. So five albums back to back. People can't do that. Nobody can do it

today. People look at Chemical Romance Broke. Come. Many fucking albums are they have them fucking dickheads. You know, Nobody could do that. You could do five albums, but to release five masterpieces. From echoes to fucking, you know, dogs, to fucking wish you were here,

to comfortably numb. Nobody can do that. Nobody can do that in five fucking different albums. To money, it's just too much. All of my fucking anthems. One of the things I listened to that when I was in my deepest ever, deepest down, this would keep me alive,

is dogs, the first sentence, the first two, three sentences, because it's what you need to do. and then the guitar solo and dogs. He has a bunch of them on animals. At the end, the fucking sheep, just amazing. Dave Gilmore has some of the best guitar solos I've heard.

That's why I'm his biggest fucking fan. This isn't the solo. This is the first verse. Listen to the words. You got to be crazy. You got to have a real need. You got to sleep on your toes when you're on the street. You got to be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes closed.

And don't get no better than that. You should listen to that. That's what I'm telling myself in the fucking showers. I'm getting up. As I'm washing my balls in the morning, that's the fucking thing I'm telling myself. Hit it, Lee. We have to smoke another fucking to shoot heroin down. Are you fucking kidding me?

Hit it? You got to strike. Are you fucking kidding me? He's dropping on you. Just take notes. Let's break out the refuel. It is too much. Make the call.

Call fucking white pot of mom. For a little, bring a $20 balloon of heroin. Let's get this party started. You got to be trusted. Are you fucking? Lee, call the fox event. Children get some weed leave. I got another one. I got this bat from death. What do you think? Oh, you've had enough of the bat.

Right here, baby. You get the chance to stitch the knife in. Oh shit. Blow this bazooka of life. Good morning. Wake up. Lee Syatt. Say hello on this side. He gave me an unlit joint. That's how high you. Are you kidding me? We're here. Get up. Drink some juice. Do the Doche Diet. Do something. There's Chinese kids doing math.

They're gonna steal your fucking lunch in two fucking weeks. Speed that up to the guitar solo for your Uncle Joey week. How far, 30 seconds? About a minute. Listen to the guitar saw, the fucking pain he lays on you. This is... A little more. A little more, a little more, like.

All this shit right here. This is David Gilmore at his best, ladies and gentlemen. Don't get no better in this. You can listen to whatever the fuck you want. the fuck you want. The heart, the pain he lays into that guitar. The church was happening now. I'm giving it to you fucking straighter than cancer.

Diff! That's how we roll here. One other hit of this, leader, you're gonna sit there like a fucking orphan. I'm all set, because I'm sure we'll have to do it tonight at the ice house. I'm gonna smoke 55 of these at the ice house. We might eat it in an edible tonight with. I can't, luckily. A little piece of chocolate flage, a little Cheebo

chew. I'll be puking. I'll have to sleep at the ice house. It'll be worse than Yoshi. Here we go. to this guitar song. This is my whole fucking thing. Now, picture this being 12 or 13. And smoking.

When you smoke, you got different high when you're 12 with 13. And I remember being in my room when you had two speakers and you had mono sound where it came out. Kick it, Lee, kick this up loud. Listen to this fucking dog right here

is what's all about, baby. Are you kidding me? And then I got to be 16, I do fucking ass it and blast this with earphones on in a dark room. Are you fine? And I just pry and laugh.

It would be like a fucking... It'd be like Denzel and Man on Fire when he would get drunk. Yeah. And he'd go through all those emotions with the gun, and do the fucking same thing. Like Jim Valvano said, you gotta cry, laugh, and think.

Every fucking day. This is what it's all about. Pink Flores. Hit it Lee with this guitar solo. Make these motherfuckers feeling this. And they're fucking... What's the ball in the back? Your spinal cord.

Oh shit. Oh, shit. All right. It's time. I'm taking you motherfuckers deep at 6. It's 35 in the a.m. Listen to this shit. This is too much, no wonder you brought three joints today.

I had a killer five. My wife was leaving him off. Hit it leave. Just bring it. He's up. And he's just beating in the fucking octagon. He ain't gonna stop. Listen. Oh, my God. He just takes it, though. This is too much. Is he this good life?

Oh, this is my youth, dog. This is why I don't go to California kitchen. Because you can't put one over on me You listen to this shit every day You gotta wake up early To put one over on fucking flavor Hit it! Right here, Lee, right here. And you lose control

You'll reap the harvest You have some There you go. Cut it right there, Lee. That's it. You want to eat cheeseburgers? You're going to be a fed fuck. That's what he tells you.

This is it, guys. What else you fucking want? It's the morning. You got to fire yourself up to go out there with those fucking morons out there cutting you off. They want to steal your parking, your boss, your paper

go fuck yourself. I'll listen to Floyd this morning and scratching my nuts like a fucking king. It's going to be a good day. It's going to be a great day. Speaking of that, I thought of you this morning because I stopped to get gas and this will be quick because we should be getting

a call soon. I stopped to get gas at like 3.30 in the morning and the gas station attendant was smoking right by a fucking he lit up right by one of the tanks and I almost my head almost blew up and I didn't say anything and like I got I got

fucking scared and we we talked about before how like you'll say things to people and like it's something I don't do like would you have said something to him then because it was this fucking guy he was just smoking you could smell gas did he work there he was the gas station attendant fuck what are you gonna do he was confident

oh fuck hey man some people do shit that you will sit there. You know that I was watching one of those alligator guys? Yep. That going on an alligator's and grab their mouth and jump on your fucking back. Let me tell you some. I love doing crazy shit. That's one thing.

I don't want to fucking do. You follow me? I mean, I just can't jump on some fucking alligator. I'd watch that show. You do? No, if you were doing it. Oh, yeah, yeah. If I was doing it, I know you'd watch it. You'd be cheering for the alligator, cuckusker. You know, an alligator.

the three, Diaz nothing. I'd be walking on a little stuff on my arm, telling people to suck my dick. I don't give a fuck. You know, when I was in high school, I used to have a high school shop teacher. Mr. Panacucci, he loves his arm in Vietnam to the elbow.

That motherfucker would punch you with that elbow. He'd be his father. You think I'm fucking kidding you. He'd hit you like in the kidney, like a little fucking liver punch. No, it wouldn't. Yes, he would. Yes, he would have you fuck around this class,

Mr. Panacucci. And he had the, you know, like the, he had no arm, so he put this in the sleeve in the... Okay. In the pocket, but the elbow would still be there. He'd give you a fucking elbow that you'd feel that motherfucker with that stuff was powerful. Oh, my God. Because I think all the power from the one arm goes into the other.

Something weird. I don't fucking, I don't eat broccoli. I don't fucking no leave. It's a beautiful day. What do, Lee? I don't know. So you didn't watch the thing. You know, I watched that Valvano thing.

Ari came over yesterday. We got Stone to the Gills. Oh, it was on again? Yeah, he had an audition. He was Stone to the Gills. He came over. He watched the same. So the baby, my wife.

And we're like, you want to watch that thing? So I showed him the fire slam a jam and all that. But we watched that part. And it's so important because I'm trying to incorporate it into my life. You know, when Valvano took over North Carolina, once a week you would have like a cut in the net practice. Where there was no balls, no running. They would just practice cutting down the nets.

That's the most brilliant thing I have ever heard in my life. That's like, you know, and the kids were saying at first, It was redundant. But after a while, we started to enjoy it. Do you do stuff like that, like practice doing like Madison Square Garden or something like that? Me? Yeah. No.

No, I wouldn't. I'd scare myself and have a heart attack. An anxiety attack. I don't know how to incorporate it into my life. But what a great concept once a week to prepare these kids. You know, if you haven't seen it, everybody's got ESPN. So don't bullshit me. I don't have Netflix.

I don't have HBO. Everybody, I'm fucking stone, dog. Yeah. Everybody, and I didn't put my nose in, the fucking allergy is going to be a shitty day today here in California. I guess it's shitty all over the fucking country. Oh, yeah. It's snowing, blizzards. Can you imagine fucking being somewhere shoveling eight feet of fucking snowy?

Fuck that's good. Fuck you, cock suckers. But it's, I kind of do it, and it's kind of embarrassing, and I normally don't believe in stuff like this. But you know how, like, 11-11 you're supposed to make a wish? Like, if you're an idiot like me? Every night? whenever I see it I see it a lot

I was unhappy for a while like before I met you and when I was at a job I didn't like and every time I see it I say I want to be happy I wish to be happy and I'm doing and I it's not because of that

but I've said it for probably two or three years I said every time I see it and it's like the cutting the nets is kind of like the positive thing where you if you say you can do it you can if you say you can't you say you can't you can't So stuff like that helps, man. Man, I write a lot.

I write about my goals and the things I want. And it's funny sometimes I write shit for quarters. Like quarter number one, I want to do a movie and two shows. I'm going to do 55 sets. I want to write 30 minutes of new material, you know. And I'll forget it. And I'll go back and look and I'll go, man, I was pretty fucking close. Wow.

Just subconsciously thinking it to myself, you know, when Jim Handy called a couple months ago, which he spoke to media a day, getting to call back. He taught me those goals. It wasn't about writing your goals. The plan was how you were going to get to that fucking goal. You know, it's not, anybody can write, I want to lose 80 pounds, I want to be a better comedian. Anybody can write that. I want to write a special. What things do you have to do an hour special? Well, you know, for a guy like me, I like to break it up to the 3.20 minute blocks, 318 minute blocks of pure fucking excitement, you know, so that. You have to

perform four times a week. You have to tape all your sets. You have to watch them. You know, these are the things that will make you stronger. I fucking hate looking at myself, Lee. Oh, you do? I hate hearing my voice. You know, I hate hearing my voice. By the way, I want to talk about something. You've been putting out those mad flavor worlds, and I love it.

And I watch the one that you made with De Niro and the set of flappers, you know? And a lot of people don't know. If you look at that picture of me and De Niro, isn't that? I'm crying. Oh, really? When I'm taking my picture with him at first, I'm fucking crying. And I'm telling him that he's a bad motherfucker. If you watch

that video, he's like talking back to me. Have you seen it? Yeah. He's looking at the camera, but he's telling me like, thank you. It was a pleasure of meeting you, you know, you really made me laugh or something. That's what I was, that's what I was saying to him. Go ahead. That's crazy. Yeah, we'll finish this in a second. What's up, brother?

Yo. Must have hung up. That says it there. Yo. No, we'll try again. Yeah, we'll try it again. It happens. It happens sometimes. As people call, we lose them. It's a cell phone.

Today the call is Kenji Gallo. Kenji, I met him. He works out of Fortune Gym. Great guy. Kenji worked for both the Colombo's and the L.A. fucking family, and he's in a witness relocation plan. He put out a book called Brayshot, A Life.

Here we go. Let's try this again. Kenj. Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah, what's up, buddy? I don't know. What's going on? How are you?

Did you teach a class? Yep, done. Now, what class is this? From 615 to 6.30, 45? No, it's 615 to 7, but I cut it short today so I can call you, and it's a kickboxing class. No shit. You do it right there at Fortunes? Yep.

And you have students who show up at 615? Yeah, they show up at like 6. God damn, we were just talking about that. Because I go up to Muay Thai up in the Valley, because I live in the Valley, Ken. Not because I don't love you. I didn't even know you talk kickboxing down there. And they're thinking of doing a 7 a.m. class. And I was telling him Alberto Crane a block away, does a jih Tzu class at 7 a.m.

And if you drive past that motherfucker, he's got eight people in there at 7 a.m. Breathing on each other, bad coffee breath and shit. But they don't give a fuck. That's the way to do it to get your metabolism going. That's the way to really do it, catch. Yeah, I know. It gets you started, gets you going, and get your whole day set. You smoke a couple bonkets.

You throw some sidekicks for Jesus, a little oatmeal, you wash your pussy. Who's better than you? Who's better than you, Kenj? Nah, that's it. So I spoke to you a couple months ago, and I read up on you a little bit. I never picked up the book, because every time I go over it,

I forget to pick it up, and they never say to me, hey, Kenji left your fucking book. You text me and said you left it for me. Your book is Breakshot, a life in the 21st Century American Mafia? Yes, that's it. That's my book.

Tell us a little bit about yourself, Mr. Kenj. Okay, well, the name of my book, Breakshot, was my code name with the FBI. I was with, well, I was a criminal. I was a cocaine dealer in the 1980s in Orange County, California. I was with some of the biggest people, including a lady we called Mama Koka, whose real name is Griselda Gerheel Blanco, the Black Widow. I knew her and her sons, where they were now dead, except her one young son, Michael Corleone, Sepulveda.

And after that, I went, I started hanging out with the L.A. guys, which is the Milano crime family, part of Kosinosstra. I was with Jimmy Kachi and Pete and those guys for about 10 or 11 years. Now, Jimmy, those guys, not to interrupt you, this is, this was in Palm Springs, correct? These guys worked out of Palm Springs or L.A.? L.A. But Jimmy was the captain for Palm Springs in Orange County and Riverside. Okay, that's true. And he was like, he was kind of my guy, you know, the guy that I hung out with all the time.

He since passed away. But that, so I was with those guys. I was in L.A. Then I was in pornography. I was in the adult business. I handled that for guys back east, Lucchese, Colombo, and Gambino guys. And then I finally moved to Brooklyn in 1998. And I transferred to the Colombo family.

I was with Teddy Persico Jr. And then after he got out of prison, I started wearing a wire for the FBI. And that's pretty much it. I was there until 2005. Now, you took down Persico Jr. The old man is still locked up, right? Yeah. Carmar and Perseco, Sr. is in prison.

And Allie Boy, his son is in prison, Alfon. Carmite had been in there since the commission case in the 80s. And he's never getting out, and Alley Boy's never getting out. Now, what's crazy is this? I know there's four people. out here that I know have been involved with the Colombo. Yourself, Sal, who bots, Donny Shacks,

and the kid that was in Miami that killed somebody with the Colombo, and then he went to Miami, and he got crazy, and he had those two restaurants, liquid. Yeah, it's Chris. Chris, Pascello, but he's no longer in California. He actually, he's moved back to Miami. And

he would, even though he was, he transferred, he was originally with the Bath Avenue crew and hung out those guys in some Gambinos, and then he transferred to Wild Bill Kutlo's crew. He got Wild Bill to transfer him. But he was involved in home invasion robberies. Right.

Yeah, I know, I know a lot of, like, Jimmy Kalandra really well and some of the other guys from Bath Avenue. And Chris, actually, he's the one that started putting Allie Boy away because he got Alley Boy arrested for having gunned his boat and some other stuff that Alley Boy did with him. It's amazing. Now, he had a restaurant here when he got out. or he went into the witness relocation, and he had a restaurant somewhere on LaBreya,

something like that. He had two of them, and they both went down. One in Beverly Hills, right off the Little Santa Monica. It was called, it was something else, crystal pizza, and then it was called Foe 90210. No shit. Yeah. Now, have you tried to sell your story?

I mean, you have the book, and the book's done well. Have you had any bites from television people? Well, yeah, I sold Brakeshot to, Fox to Channel 11 Fox here in California. I wrote the screenplay with Bobby Mresco, who wrote a million-dollar baby in Crash, won Academy Award for him. And we sold it, we wrote it. They didn't pick up our show.

Now it's currently in development again. So that's where we are with that. And what's your life like now? I mean today my life is I'm a trainer I'm a writer I mean I write television and feature films I've sold one to a couple to history channel

I sold something to sci-fi and I've been writing international stuff for people in Europe to transfer into English and I go and I speak to law enforcement groups and to at-risk use and that kind of thing so that's pretty much what I do every day Do you regret what you did?

Not the ratting part, the drugs and the pornography. Did you have a good time? You know what? It was good when I was young. Yeah, it's great with you young. It really is. But by the time you're like 25, you know, it's like, dude, what am I doing? You just find yourself in a position that you don't know how to quit.

And it was kind of, like, if I look back on it now, and I've been talking to a lot of my other friends who went into Witzack and did the whole thing. We talked about the life. yeah, it was a complete waste. All I can do is share my knowledge and other people and just tell them, and it's not what it seems like.

I did it at the highest levels. I thought it was great. It wasn't. And the more I look back on history and the more of the guys that I knew in California, like Jimmy, Mike Rizzy, all the guys that were like the tough guys or even the guys in New York,

you know, like Teddy Persico, Jr., and Eddie and some of the guys I hung out with, anyone like that, it's just death in for a life of heartache, and so is their family. The smart guys are the ones that got into it because they had no other choice. They're in poverty. They get a company, and then they're out. Their sons never have anything to do with their family, nothing.

It's amazing how fast, and I tell people this in a lot of different situations, but in that situation, how one minute you're doing football tickets, for example, and the next minute you're driving on the fucking one-on-one with a body in the trunk. and it becomes surreal and at that point you ask yourself like do I keep moving forward or what the fuck do you do and I guarantee

you know they have these words called rats and whatever hey man I met some tough guys that fucking rolled and I bet you 90% of it is that they just wanted it to end 90% of it is that they just wanted it to end that's it I'm fucking done man well this is the funny thing

about this is I actually started my to hold this whole life with football cards. I was selling football cards. That's it. That's how it starts. Yeah, and it's just easy. You fall into this life, and it was. When the FBI came to me, it wasn't because they had anything on over me. They offered me one thing and one thing only, which is a new start, a new life.

Fresh start, that's it. They offer me no money, nothing else. And at that point, at 28 years old, I was over the whole thing. I'd been doing it, you know, in decades at that point. I figured that this is it for me and I realized it's like being on a tiger it takes you deeper, deeper in the jungle

and you can't get off because it'll eat you and then you don't, you know, if you stay on, you keep getting deeper in the jungle and that's kind of how I equated because I just, you don't know what to do. And also it consumes your whole life. It becomes everything because all the people around you, everyone is just like that.

So like you said, it becomes normal the next thing you don't have a body of truck. And no one cares. They're like, they congratulate you for being bad it's amazing I robbed the jewelry store I got into it you know I came from North Bergen which is all

mobs to consume on the Jersey side it's very Lucchese and it's very fucking Decavanti and it's very Gambinoish and it's crazy I robbed the jewelry store a simple jewelry store I probably had about 150

in jewelry in those days it was 1982 gold was 800 an ounce like it is now you got good for a piece. I think I worked for two days selling pieces one by one and I made about 10, 20 grand. I got a call one day from this kid that's a connected kid, this Francovela guy, real fucking douchebag. And he tells me that I did good, that I'm a good boy, that I should bring him what I have.

So I go down and I show him, I have thousands of dollars. And this guy says to me, I'll give you 10,000 for the whole bunch. And I said, I got to turn you down. And he goes, you don't understand with family. If you do this, I'm with you. there with us and the whole and I go, no. And a week later, the cops were looking for me. They put the cops on me myself, you know, themselves.

That was one of the guys they were paying. And I laughed and came back, and I started seeing it for what it was. Like on TV they show these guys that are making millions of dollars, you know. Those are three or four fucking guys. Everybody else is fucking starving. Doing stupid shit. Yeah, I mean, you're correct in this. It's like, first of all, there's so many guys that are informing that I used to go to meetings

and then I would forget, like, I would tape recorder for the FBI, and then I would forget about it. And they're like, wait a second, wasn't fucking Andrew there with you? And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. I mean, I remember him. John Bandante, yeah, he was there. I mean, because you just don't remember, but, I mean, obviously someone else in the group of eight people

is also informing. And then second of all, there's, like, a zero honor. Yeah, give me your jewelry for $10,000 that you just broke your ass for. And if you don't sell to me, you're going to get it. And that's the kind of crap that they do. It's like, one of my, my friends who was a Colombo, he was with Wild Bill, he was through, they went through the war, he was fought in the Colombo War, he did all the stuff. They paid these guys $150 a week,

and their families had to go on welfare when they're fighting because they couldn't work, and they didn't care. So then when the war is over, they make peace, they decide to shoot this guy after he went to prison. They shot him in the head. They didn't kill him in Tony Allen. He got away. They shot him in the foot. And he's in the hospital bed, and he's still not going a rat. He said, I'm not saying anything. And then two guys from the Colombo family broke into his house and stole his two Harleys and tried

to rob the safe. So then at that point, he's like, all right, screw it. You know, it's weird how they depicted. It's weird that I just read about a year ago how the fucking Gambinos were hooking 14-year-old girls. And the Lucchasey's got arrested

for doing a phone scam in prison with some fucking black street game. You know, what do you make from selling a cell phone? Yeah, what do you make from selling a stolen cell phone? 50 fucking dollars? So these guys now are hitting the bottom of the fucking barrel. You know, they can't scan the

union labor no more, which, again, none of you guys saw that money. None of you guys saw that money. Only the top guys saw it. I mean, even when I was there, guys were, like, if you look at the movie Johnny Brasco, you see them breaking open

parking meters. That's a pretty good depiction of how, that you're mostly in soldiers end up because there's there's very few guys like i ran a book uh i ran a book for for teddy and those guys i had i had control of a lot of money because i was doing online gambling i was doing the pornography i'm different but i saw i saw many guys that i couldn't even eat i mean uh one of the guys i gave him a thousand bucks and i bought his family a turkey dinner he's a may guy and uh because he didn't have any money he got out of prison and the rest of the Cumbos are like, what the fuck are you doing, man?

That guy's a loser. Why are you giving him the money? And I go, he was just down for nine years. I mean, what do you expect? And they're like, well, he's got to get shit together. The guy was out for like three months. He's on parole. What's you going to do?

Yeah, it's so weird. They depict it. And when you see it, you know, like, at first, I was impressed. Like, everybody else, that's 16 and 17. You know, anybody else, you see these guys. They don't fucking work. They talk about this. They give you 20 bucks to go.

go to the store and you keep the change. And then you look into the dynamics of it. I remember that I had a friend that was a main guy and he had these guys. He came up to me when then he goes, I got something for you. And he goes, I want you to help these people out in the city selling nickel bags. So I go, what is it paying? He goes, no, no, no, you're on commission.

For every 25 nickel bags you sell, you get $25. He goes, these guys are out here 10 hours a day. Do you know how many fucking nickel bags? You have, that's a lot of nickel bags to sell for you just to get $25. So I think you made $100 and a quarter and you kept $25. They kept the rest.

Right. And I'm like, why would you? And in my head, I'm like, you know what? I can't do it. I'm on probation. Plus, I got this and this. And in my head, I'm like, $25 fucking dollars. Like, you're doing me a fucking favor.

So if I'm out here three hours, I make $75 and I risk going to jail, which you don't give a fuck about either. And they're not going to be there with the bail. That's only in the TV. where they show up with the bail and the lawyer, that's $8,000 an hour. They don't fuck. They run from you when you get arrested. Yeah, I mean, all the time, like from age 13 until I was 35 years old,

I was never off probation, parole, or on bail or locked up. That's the truth. Never, not one. Three months is the longest period of time I went in 1996 before I got re-arrested again. And not one time did anyone ever help me with my lawyers or bail. I paid everything. At one point, just from my Las Vegas case, when I got taking down with Operation Thinckx and Operation Button Down with the L.A. guys, I spent $14,000 alone on just Xerox copies of the court. Jesus Christ.

Yeah. Hey, Kendri, this is Leon. I'm a producer of the show. I got two questions for you. You said a couple times transferring families. It doesn't sound like you're transferring families. it doesn't sound like you're transferring schools. Does that happen a lot of why you just change families? No. I mean, my guys did it like Chris Pascale. A lot of guys do it back in the old days.

Jimmy Fadiano transferred from L.A. to Chicago. I decided that if I was going to do this, I might as well do it right. And like why I'd be on a farm team when I could be in the Yankees? So what I did is I had known some Colombo's that I had worked with before. and I lived in Miami and I used to know him so I asked them if I could I was going to move to Brooklyn I went to Brooklyn I met with some Persicoes

they decided to put me with Teddy then they spoke to Carmine he was in Lopock at the time there was another guy from the L.A. family there and I transferred from the L.A. family to the Columbus so that's how that went down. You know who else was a big transfer? Sammy the Bulle. Yeah, yeah.

Sammy the Bull started as a Colombo. Jesus. Yeah. And then You said you went on witness relocation in 2005, and you wrote a book about it. Is, like, are you not scared? Like, when you think of witness relocation, you think of Iowa working at a county store for the rest of your life. Like, how are you comfortable coming out and writing a book about it?

Well, here's the thing. First of all, I went to witness relocation in 2005. I was in number 18 months. Then I moved to Spain. I left the program. I'm no longer under protection. But what it is is that I did the same thing that everyone else does. I was one of those guys, but I'm not like one of those guys that's like, hey, man, I got a problem with you.

I'm going to call so-and-so or I'm going to get this person to do that. I didn't need that. I did this for 20 years. I was the guy that's like, all right, dude, you got a problem with me with to deal with it. I'm a professional fighter. I'm an expert in grappling in jih-jitsu. I was in the, I was in RTC in reserves. I know how to fire a machine gun and fire a gun unlike these other guys.

And I'm not scared of them. I know how they set up people and I'm not getting in a car with my friends in Brooklyn going to a warehouse. Jesus. So it's just, you just didn't want to live like that. So you're just, you're going to wait for them to come and they're probably not going to do anything? That's, that's terrifying.

I've been, like I said, I was locked up. I was on parole that whole time. I could have got killed at any point in time, any number of people, including law enforcement. If I chose to live under protection, like I know guys that sit around and drink and take the government money or hiding in Arizona and fear, I could be like that.

If I must be in prison, I mean, what's the point? I mean, you know what I mean? So when I see that, I'd rather just be in prison. So I'd rather be free and whatever happens happens. I mean, I could get killed walking across the street by a car. I have more chance than have actually them sent. out eight guys from, you know, the Columbus to kill me here in my fans. It's not going to happen.

It's funny because in the movies, again, they show these guys that get on a plane and come looking for you. You and I both know that these guys are from Brooklyn, Jersey, whatever. We're special because we got on a plane. I talk to eight guys on a daily basis that I grew up with

that five of them have been to two places in their life. Miami and Atlantic City. Yeah, I mean, you're 100% correct. These guys are like small They're small town guys. They would get lost out here. They would get lost at a fucking airport.

And I'm not saying they're stupid or whatever, but it's amazing. I came out here in 83 to Colorado, and I went out hiding. I owed bookmakers and this and that. And for years, and I'm like, these guys have never been out of their fucking county. It's amazing that these guys, and you know what, you're seeing with all the money and shit, they live

in apartment buildings with their mothers or something like that because they can't show the income. Or they live in a basement Or in a basement And they live You know It's a

It's a weird life I'm You know I get high Kenji I love smoking dope And I remember what it was To smoke dope and go home And think the fucking walls Are gonna come down

That's how I lived I enjoyed it I enjoyed getting paranoid Thinking about what I did today And how somebody's gonna come Beat me the fuck up or something And now I go home And I go to bed

And it's a beautiful fucking life You know It's amazing that And Kent You know I didn't get into the trouble you did. I pulled the kidnapping on a drug guy in Boulder, and I got arrested for kidnapping and aggravated robbery.

The whole fucking thing, I had a weapon, but they couldn't put my prints on it. You know, the guy said I wasn't one of the main guys, so I plea bargain for six years. And that's what woke me to fuck up. But God knows, I could have been in your shoes, Kenj. I grew up with a bunch of those fucking guys, and I did shit with them growing up.

Right. I did shit with them. You know, Mike, I come from a town where they're very fucking political. And after my mother died and she knew all these guys So they granted me a little mercy You know when I robbed the jewelry store When I do this and this They'd say you know what his mother just died

Well one day in 83 this guy came in That was a serious guy and he looked me in the face And I knew him I knew his brother Was the mayor of my town He doubled as the fucking man And he looked at me and he goes you know you were getting away with murder It's time for you to start helping us at the election And ripping signs down

That means I'm gonna start burning house I was on a plane a month later Kenji because I knew where that first step would take me. That first step, I would have made a move that next time I would have realized where I'd been, it would have been 10 years later. You and I both know that. Yeah. Because it's the 10-year run. The whole thing is this, that you're sold like this big, it's like a big, it's just a big con, man.

I believe it. I believe it, hook, line of sinker. They would ask me like, hey, go go take it. go handle this, go talk to this guy, go tune this guy up. And I was like, yeah, no problem. And I just go do it. Never question. But then when it comes time for any money to be cut up or anything,

I never got it back, you know? Nothing, not a dime, man. Every bit of money I made, I shared. It's like that scene of the other people made. You don't get a fucking dime. It's like that scene in Casino with the old guy. Remember when he started keeping records and he started telling him, I'm going to Vegas,

I'm picking this up, I'm sitting in there, like, you're going to Vegas under our fucking wing. And they're like, yeah, but you guys aren't giving me a fucking dime. I'm going to Vegas to pick up $200,000. When I get back, you guys take it, walk in the other room and say thank you. Not even a $10,000 envelope.

And they'll do that. They'll fucking do that. I knew guys that were selling coke in big bulk for these guys, Kualoos, and they were making nothing. Nothing in the fucking 80s. Nothing on these quailutes for the Lukasies. You know, years later, I read an article about

gas pipe, how he ran these Kueloos. And when I was a kid, there was a kid in my name, but that was a Lucchese. He really is. He really is. Him and his fucking brother. And the sister used to sell Kualoos. And they were the best. They were fucking mind erases. You forget everything. I broke into a chick's house and ate a pussy one night. Just left.

That's how fucked up I was. Those Lucchese Kualoos were the fucking best. But, you know, putting two and two together, I mean, I'm very happy that where we're at, brother. Yeah, I'm this, my life is great. I'm very happy for it.

I think it. And I feel bad, man, for the guys that are still involved. Like, if some, I contact, some people contact me every once in a while. And they ask me, and I'm like, dude, you got to take care of yourself and your family, man. That's it. Otherwise, you're destined for a life of prison and heartache or death, you know? It's just nothing good. Nothing good ever comes out of it.

There's no, there's no happy endings in this, not even the guys at the top. Hey, brother. My wife is leaving town tomorrow for a week. She just had a baby. So I'm going to come down and see you next week And pick up the book and read it in detail And we'll do this again I'm fucking happy you did this

What's the name of the book of getting away Can they find it, Keith? Okay, my book is called Breakshot Life in the 21st Century American Mothet And it's on Amazon and at bookstores And also I have a blog at BrickshotBlog.com I read some of your blogs I read a couple of your blogs

And also do you have a web page for training or anything Where these guys can contact you If they want to train down at 4. Orchins or wherever else you train people? All they can do is they contact me either on Facebook, Twitter, or my blog, and I answer it all right away. As you know, I say. Okay, this is Kenji Gallo. I appreciate you coming on this morning, brother.

I love you at all my heart. Say a little of fucking savages down there. Thank you for having me on. Thank you, brother. Holy shit. There you have it, cocks smokers. That Grizzleda thing at the beginning, if you haven't seen cocaine cowboys, that fucking, that was crazy. And then it was funny how he said when I asked him about the witness protection,

how he said it would have been like being in jail. And you talked about that earlier, how you said the worst time you did was after the divorce. So it's the exact thing. The worst time you could ever do is the time in your head. That's the worst time you're doing your life. When you're down and things are turned around, feel like after a divorce or a death or something,

you're very rollable. You're confused, you know, and something like this company, you lose your job. And I've seen it. I've seen it. You know, when something bad happens, It's a little thing. You know, what we're here to do with the church is one thing.

Look, guys, life is hard enough. I'm here to avoid the shit you could do to yourself that I did to myself. You know, life was hard enough when I was 32. I'm the one that would go to Camar and look on the floor and get receipts and walk in and walk out with a loan mower because I was a fucking low life too. And then I'd go sell the fucking loan mow. But I could have just had a job. I could have just had a job.

But I refused. plus the habit, plus the rent, plus the child support, you know. So all, you know, life is fucking hard enough. You just try to avoid all the other fucking drama, you know? Yeah.

I'm going to go for a physical street. I'm going to get my finger at my ass to make sure there's nothing wrong there. The hembrow on the left side and the same. You were going to bust the hemorrholy the left side. As usual, I got to tell you guys something. I like the ion products,

but the ones that really I've benefited from. And you know what? Listen, man. times people eat edibles and they go they don't do nothing for me. You know,

when I did Coke for the first year, I didn't get high on Coke until I drank with it. Oh. I would do bumps and nothing would happen. I would just lie to people.

Oh, it's great. Like a fucking idiot. Like a 15-year-old fucking moron. But what things I get the most to honor is the strong bone, especially with my weight working out, the joints.

You know, I go on it for 60 days and I get off at Fetriety and I've been doing that electical again. And I've got to tell you something. That shit will fuck your world up. I sent my wife down there two days in the realm, and she's like, Joey, you're right. It's fucking hard.

And you look at the calories and you're like, what? And you look at your shirt, and you can smell bacon and cookies and fucking Miyagi juice and all the shit that comes out of your asshole. Oh, that's where we should go. Sushi. When are we going to go to sushi?

Next week, I guess. You like sushi? Oh, fuck. We'll go tear up some more. You could eat sushi. Yeah. Oh, shit. Are you going to start walking a little bit?

Just walk. I have a little bit of time. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to take those $2 million you got in the bank I want you to go online I want you to go online and I want you to find a new balance store

I just got new shoes brand new new balances that outside New balances? Yeah See who's better than young What number did you get? 623 or something?

And you're going to walk a little bit and every day you're going to get an iPod and your iPhone right? Yeah You're just going to put those Jews that jump around By the way happy Passover If you're Jewish

Get out there You're like the can get an envelope, put it under a fucking computer. Things are going to happen for you. Kids, when they lose a tooth, they put a dollar under the pillow. They put a tooth under the pillow, and they put a nickel, and they find the fucking change or whatever. You Jews, you put an envelope with a dollar under there.

See what happens, leaving it under there and everything shit. That's part of Passover with the Afi-Komen. You have to find the piece of matza and they give you money. See, who the fuck you think you're dealing with? You got to find the pizza matza. Then you get the mom. How bad is that matzah smell? Oh, I don't understand it.

My non-Jish friends love Masa. It's worse than a saltine. I can't even... I like Motson. I like... I can't even do it. You don't like saltines either? Saltines with some peanut butter and cheese on it.

You better get ready. If you like saltines, they'll get a little cheat. Oh, okay. Because you buy those little cheeses? Yeah. Those little... They have, what do you call?

Black cow, the blue cheese cream. Oh, that's good. Like a point, bro. Those things are a fucking point or two, and you can't beat them. I think it's four crackers for one point. Oh, okay. Or four crackers for two points.

In the middle of the night, with an apple, to break it up a little bit, You know what I'm saying? Just to add a little piece of cheese. You know, internationals, cut apples and put brewery cheese on. Same shit. You're ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

And by yourself with fucking blue cheese and... Yeah, what are you called? Milky Cow. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. And the best ice cream is the cow. What is it? The milky cow, the silky cow, there's little chocolate sandwiches. Okay.

They're two fucking points. Oh. And instead of buying a container ice cream, you buy a little fucking ice cream. The little ones, and it's three fucking points. These are the things you do. It's not going on a diet. It's a lifestyle change. You know, you've got to add a little...

And it's either with an alcohol addiction. You know, if you're addicted to alcohol, what are you going to do? You're going to hang out in front of the fucking... I'm not going to drink. I just, no! You got to lose all that. You got to make... You got to, you know, when I'm trying to get off the Coke,

I joined Kung Fu and I made sure I went to the 10 o'clock class. Because I knew that if I would go to that class... I knew if I had to do Coke, I wouldn't go to that class. Okay. So you do shit to be... Make yourself come out of that fucking house. You do shit because with drugs, you get involved, you get caught up in a fucking,

and that's for any addiction. I don't know what else is out there. I don't know if it's oxycontins. But you're not going to hang out in the fucking pharmacy. If you're off oxycons or with these fucking guys talking about oxycons. You got to have a little pace first. You know, when they teach you a hook,

like a hook and a punch, they teach you this weird variation of a hook, and you're like, this is nothing. They do that because that's a fundamental way. How your body throws it and everything else. You have to see what your lifestyle is and how it's going to work for you. And that's it.

And lately I've been on this as a uplitical because I want to go down to 270 again. And I've been cutting my shit back on weight watches to 44 fucking points, but it ain't working. And what was I talking about? What are you talking about? Changing Love style. I back on the on-it protein powder, the hemp force,

because the reason why I don't do the juice is I don't like taste. Taste, I'd start gagging, milk, and shit. I have some in the fridge if you want. Ooh. But even like the protein pot I was buying from the one company was okay, but it didn't have the flavor that fucking on it, the chocolate stuff. That flavor and that thing, it's like you're drinking a fucking.

You put some ice cream in that motherfucker, no, it was just easy. Like Einstein, the guy that was on the show, he makes more coconut milk. He says it's fucking delicious with some ice cubes. I can't even imagine. They also use the coconut fucking oil that you get from it. Just do me a favor. If you're a fat fuck like us, go to On it and buy the fucking starter package. Just get the starter package.

Go to the corner and type church into the fucking top corner. Get yourself 10% off. They send your t-shirts and fucking kazoo. And just give it a shot. If you walk and your knees hurt, your joints and your hips, try the strong bone. If it doesn't work, then you go to the doctor and you got to check out. But let's work on this fucking together. Whatever you want to do, it's a lifestyle change, as we call it here,

at the church of what's fucking happening. Now, tonight, motherfuckers. We're doing a podcast. It was not going to use Dream. We're going to put it up later on if it works out. With the main man, Vinnie Curdo. Start today, dirty tickets, 626-577, 1894. There's only 80 seats.

We don't usually sell 70-80 seats. Come on out. What else leave we got? We got the South Beach Comedy Festival. April 19th. If I sell out the 19th, which is 203 tickets, they add the second show. I'm down in Miami for two days.

Don't just suck and sit there. Do me the fucking favor, all right? Let's sell this show. out together. I'll bring some fucking banana bread. We'll fly it in. Lise Yat's not going to come in. If he gets unemployment, he's coming. Because then he gets fucking a nice big check.

We can eat like fucking doctors down there on him. Cog's second. So, please, come on out to the South Beach Comedy Festival. May, I'll be in fucking Austin, New York, Long Island. We're going to have a good fucking time, you all right? T-shirts.

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Buy a fucking shirt and help us all out that way. You understand me? Go to Joey Diaz.net. Today, look at the tour dates and see what's going on. If you want to hit Lee up, he's at Lee Syed on fucking Twitter. I'm bad flavor.

What the fuck else do you want? I gave you a witness relocation, dude. I gave you the fucking dogs. I gave you a fuck music. I gave you... Lee, what the fuck? It's a beautiful day to be alive. It's not a lot of here.

It's humid. It's supposed to start raining, but it's going to rain on Easter Sunday. What are you going to do Easter Sunday? I'm going to eat fucking Chinese food. I don't know. I got nothing. I'm Jewish. So you can't eat until next Tuesday?

Yeah. Is Easter this Sunday? Easter's this Sunday? Other than I drink some juice like a rabbit. No, so then Tuesday, what's going to be your first menu? Tuesday? What are you doing for breakfast when you wake up Tuesday? I've got to do something light.

So maybe some, like, a food salad and maybe like a couple eggs or something? Just to break it. Just to break it in. Yeah, I got to do stuff. Smok's dope. Okay. Then we'll eat a little bit of that in the more. An empty stomach.

Gonna you kill me? No, no, no. Just like a quarter of that little fudgyate with your father. Like just a quarter. And then we'll go out and a fucking... That's more than enough. We'll go right before I go to acupuncho. We'll go out to acupuncture.

We'll meet at my house at 2.30. Okay. And we'll shoot over. We'll get a fucking lobster tail. A fucking steak and a wedge. What do you think? I love it. And whatever you don't eat, you bring the steak home.

Yeah. Just can't bring the lobster home. You'll put a little lemon on the lobster. We'll dip it in twice fucking melting butter. Are you kidding me? You can fucking kidding me. Sounds very. You think you're dealing with.

My wife is leaving for a week and a half with the baby. It's going to be the risky business at your house. You're going to have a party? Oh, shit. I'm going to try to put this book together. I've got to put this book together once and for all. I've got to call Omar today. And we've got to finish this book.

And then we're going to start writing a testicle test. We've got the special. We're going to shoot. We have the CD we're putting together So we got some work to do So shit's happening here The church of what's happening Now, raffles, Lee's going to start coming

We're going to try to podcast live tonight We are going to tape it And if it's good we'll put it up If not go fuck yourself We'll wait for the next one Besides that You know what man I love you motherfuckers

Yes me and Lee get up earlier And do this for you We love you motherfuckers We want to get the word out We know you're going to fucking do good It's going to be a beautiful day You got life by the fucking balls Grab that

Go up to the first chick You see, grab that fucking snatch until I love you, bitch. Because it's all about love today, people. It's Wednesday. What song you got for me to add in this motherfucker? I got sheep off of animals. Is that a good song? Yeah, let's see where you got it.

All right. Let's see where you got it. Speed it up a little bit. Watch Gilmore. Listen to Gilmore in this. Gilmore comes out throwing fucking heat on this. Guys, I love music. I love music. This podcast was supposed to be a music podcast,

but it's been going in different arrays. lately we're going to bring it back because I love smoking the weed and just sitting back listen to music thinking where the fuck you went wrong you understand me but you're not going to go wrong no more because we got Lysayat the flying Jew he's got a direct connection to Israel

all right listen to the fucking and speed it up a little you're going to leave it there crank that motherfucker but watch watch Gilmore comes on very so he's just sitting in the back now he's doing a line of heroin he's cleaning off his nose

He's drinking a little fucking water He's walking in real black Here we go, he just starts He's just starting right now Letting the fucking guy know he's in the house and shit It's amazing It's a good song He's a good one

It's a great fuck now Oh shit And he's just lurking He's just fucking with you right now That's it He's just giving you little jabs, light jabs You're like, is this David Gilmore Who's this fucking faggot?

And here he comes Here he comes Kick it Lee. Here we go. Oh shit. That may be dogs around. Oh my god. Here we go. Oh, oh. Oh. Put it to the end. Let's do it's at the end. He's got something bad on one of these hours. I want to these jams. The last thing is pigs on the way. No, put the last, the ending on the song. All right. Keep on. Keep on. Whoa. Heard the news. The dogs are dead.

Listen to this motherfucker. He shredded. So it's pigs, sheep. Pigs, dogs. Listen to the end of pigs. Let's see what's at the end of pigs. There's three different versions of pigs. Which one do you want?

Let's say the first one. It's acoustic. I think they're all acoustics. All right, listen to the end of that? Yeah. All right, let's see here. I got to move this back a little bit. Here we go.

Which are the family. The next one. So it's pigs. Dogs. Pigs again, sheep, and then pigs up on the wing. So this is the second one. The end of this. Okay. Because how we're going to end up on this.

I want you to hear this fucking solo. This is like with a minute left. Keep going. Keep going. Keep going a little bit. Leave it from here. Watch this ending here. Keep going a little more.

A little more. Watch the piano on this. This fucking... Now watch, this beat. This is a beating. an emotional beat he puts on the guitar. We're going to end with this. Go roll the number.

Ready? Hit it, Lee. Listen to that bass. He's right there with him. And Gilmore's nuts on this. You feel his fucking soul. And he ain't stopping. All right, he's got you down now. Now he's just going to beat you to death.

I want to cry. I want to cry right now. He's just, it's amazing. If this don't wait, you want to go out and stab a motherfucker with the neck, I don't know what will. He hasn't stopped. Listen to it.

He's still on you There's too much people I don't know what to tell you This is why This is what we do at the church motherfuckers There you go Have a great day

Stay black And he's still beating you