The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 07/22/2013 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #99

Episode Date: July 23, 2013

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It was just February 8th. What the fuck happened? I'll tell you what happened. Here you go. Kick that motherfucker Lee. Oh shit. It's a Monday morning. If this don't make you want to kill somebody, God damn.

Hit it Lee. Are you kidding me or what? Get your shit together. Get up, brush your teeth, powder your feet and your nutsack. It's going to be a hot one out there. You want to be prepared for war. Listen to this motherfuckerly. Keep it up.

Keep it up. Oh shit. I like this one. Oh, this is the only way to start on a Monday morning. You don't even need your helmet to put this on. You just got their fucking command of. Listen to this shit. Right there.

Right there you're stabbing the bitch. Give my money back, motherfucker. What's happening, beautiful people? Lee Syatt's here, the flying Jew, direct from his 25th on the birthday. What happened? What happened? Talk to me. I took you guys advice.

I went down. We went down to San Diego because we, thank you very much to Hulu. They invited both of us to, like, they had a party. They have a new show, The Awesome's coming out on Hulu, and they had a show to promote at a Comic-Con or a party to promote it. So I said, why not? I've never been to Comic-Con. I really have to take you down next year because it's basically everyone you hate in one city.

But it's, we went down, you told me you went to the Palm in New York, and it was great. They had one in two, three blocks from the park. Yeah, my man in New York looked it up, but you went over to the palm in San Diego. What'd you eat? We had... Shrimp cocktail, which is the fucking most un-Jewish thing in the menu because it's 20 bucks for four pieces of shrimp. Well, huge.

But it's huge and they're delicious. Fucking huge. They come over, and normally they put horseradish in the cocktail sauce. They come over with a big fucking bowl of it, and you can put as much as you want in. Then I had the biggest steak I've ever had a 24-ounce boni rib-eye. She had like a New York strip. I had a Manhattan And she had a Cosmo

And it was awesome We didn't have dessert Because it was just fucking way too much food But then we went to the hotel And it was open bar And it wasn't like open bar Where they're pouring liquor They stole off of a truck

They were pouring like gray goose And like patron Look the layin shit Then we went over to Red Band Had a midnight comedy show I met Yoshi Yoshi's a cool dude And a bunch of other people were on

It was awesome How was it was a path done it Yeah yeah It was at the American and comedy company, which is like a basement sort of one. And it was like a, when I was there, it was like over three quarters full. It was crazy. The line was down the street.

They recognized me in Red Band and mostly just Red Band. But it was awesome. Look at least, Syiat and shit. And just to think, seven months ago in my little office, you were like, I said at home, maybe we can't have no life. I don't know what to do. See what happens? Yeah, it was cool.

You put your mind to it. You see how you're a fucking swinging. You're right. You're sitting on VIP lines. You're drinking fucking free booze. They're giving your T-shirts. Look at you. What's next for fucking Lisa?

Nothing. What the fuck is next? Just this. This is all I'm focused on. All right. As long as you're fucking focus. About me? You told me you had an awesome time in Philly.

Listen, dog. Let's get this shit out of a fucking way. You know, New Jersey and Philadelphia are the same fucking place, just different locations. Yeah. You know, I grew up in Jersey, but I spent a lot of time in Philly growing up. I tell you what, I thought about this in the plane back. I never really had a bad time in Philly. Like I was there the night, Julius serving, slammed the ball against the Lakers.

Yeah. You know, I was there. You know, it's funny because this is what really happened. I had a friend come up to me that was a slick hustler type, and he goes, listen, I'm going to Glassboro Estate. I get you some money. He goes, if you do what I tell you, I get you some money. We took my fucking transcripts. This is before I took my GED.

This is how slick this kid was. He was like, don't worry about your GED. They ain't even going to fucking check. We did this paperwork, and he got me in a story. student loan and like a fucking free money to go to Glassboro. So you signed up for 18 credits and then once you got your classes you withdrew them to nine credits and you kept the other money.

Okay. So that's the scam I did. So I went down there basically. I lived with him for a month. I went to classes for six weeks and the cocaine and the gambling and the bullshit took over. But I used to roof down there. I was thinking about what was the thing down there.

That was my first real roofing. job. That was my first real taste of life going, wow, I'm fucking 18. You retire when you're 65. This is it. Oh, that's hard. That'd be a hard fucking 50 years. You have no fucking idea. That was my first reality of life. It was taking the train to Philly, going down and going on two classes, like Monday and Tuesday, and then you could do filling work with a roofing company. And you had to put rolls, those 90-pound rolls on a machine and press a button, and it would shoot it up the fucking ladder. If the thing would break, you had to carry those rolls up a ladder.

You did eight hours of just carrying that fucking 90-pound roll up a ladder. I was strong in the bull. It wasn't even the work. It was that this is it. That was my first... That was the first time I got the taste of either I'm going to do this or I'm going to steal and fucking sell drugs for a living.

Oh my God. Just become a gangster. I can't even imagine. The first day must be not easy, but kind of easier. But like the second day, like when you wake up after doing eight hours of that, that must be like the hardest day. For me, it was like, I'm getting paid to work out. You know what I'm saying?

So I would get like 75 bucks a day just to be a back, you know? But it was weird. I went to, when I left that, I felt really bad about myself. Like, I went to see a bunch of concerts in Philadelphia. I took acid. Me and Rego took fucking acid one time. It turned out to be always teasing. They were ludes because he fell asleep.

I just always had a relationship with Philadelphia. Now, because I know it's right next to... Right next. Jersey, but like, is it your part of Jersey? Like, how far away is it? No, no, it was two, three hours from me growing up, something like that. So I didn't know what to, like, I had been there before with Joe and shit. I had never expected what I saw this week, and it all hit me this week.

This all started by us being pretty much virtual friends. Mm-hmm. You know, it's amazing when you put the face next to the virtual friend, and you realize that they're really cool, that you made the right choice as a virtual friend. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And sometimes you make bad choices of virtual friends.

Not this weekend in Philadelphia. Everybody who came out and shook my hand and said, I'm this person. Oh, fuck. You know, hot chicks came out. I forget what her name is Cecil. Oh, yeah, you called me. Yeah. The black lesbian that came up to me and said she wants to fart in your face and she'll wear pants.

But it wasn't that. I was homely. It felt like I was home. And I went back to Philly like all the people. And it was hot. It was fucking hot in there. The air conditioner broke. These people were fucking soldiers.

I was drinking Yeager on stage. I was going through shirts. Let me tell you how much I sweat on Saturday night. That boat shirts I brought home were not even dry on Sunday morning. I had to put them in a baggie and put them in my suitcase and lice all the suitcase when I got home. There was so much moisture in my suitcase that the weed I brought back was moist. Oh, Jesus.

The heat and humidity were fucking hot, but it didn't deter me from the job. I was having such a great time on stage lead with the people in Philly. And it was afterward. The best was Saturday night. We're all out there and Austin. It just broke out with rain before the second show. Oh, really? It was like a sign.

And it was great. I had great sets. And, like, cool, you off on the first show. Yeah, yeah. And the good thing is, the guy is a cool owner. He's a very open-minded 20th century owner. And right away, he goes, when are you going to do the podcast here? So the good news is we're going to do the podcast in Portland, September,

the last week of September. That Thursday night, I'm up until Helium Club. We're going to do the podcast. I'm going to try to get Pat Healy. a UFC fighter that came to the show last time on the podcast. So that's my plan. But me, I'm bringing a little flying Jew up there in Oregon to show them the food and the culture. It's a fucking great place.

I'll be up there in September. So that was my weekend. I had a great time. Virgin American was fucking great. The cheese steaks were great. Danny B. Kulo came. Danny B. Wins. People were talking to Danny B. wins from the fucking street.

Like, you're Danny B. How's your brother doing? It was amazing. The Philadelphia Godfather was there. That guy is, you know, I used to work on the sports betting system. And the people were nice guys. Were they thieves? Listen, when you're in that business, they were just going 50-50.

You know, so they weren't, it wasn't like they were giving half the people one side and half the people of the other. I had the pleasure of having lunch. And Danny, I haven't known for 35 fucking years. But I had the pleasure of having lunch with the Philly Godfather. I hung out with him the night before. I gave him Cheebo shoes. They got all fucked up.

And it was a pleasure giving them to them. them or whatever but I went to lunch with them and these guys really care about you guys when you guys call them to get a pick for a gambling better something they were telling me how fucked up how much pressure it is because now you have the internet you could say somebody sucks and what but what they don't understand is that like Danny B goes at like 60% 7 I don't fucking know but this other guy that he's friends with that uh the Philly godfather he's a savage too these guys go after information they pay for it it's not like two guys sitting around like me only like who do you like between New England and Clea

win all well. No, these guys go out there and they hang out. So if you're into gambling, all that stuff, football season's coming. You're to subscribe to Danny B. Wins or both of them or the Godfrey. I think it's like $10 a fucking month. And you get free info, free pay. You see where the money's going. You're fucking crazy.

It's worth it. If I was out there banging head still, I'd be a part of their network. 10 bucks a fucking month. Why not? You can make fucking $2,000, $3,000. Might as well. Fuck it. Especially with the NFL coming up.

I'm excited. But that's awesome. And he was, like, I feel like God for people who don't remember, he was involved in the Donahue thing, right? Right, right, right. So these guys are real fucking gambling. What the fuck are you people doing? You're walking around busted, trying to sharpen your knife. And I'm telling you right here that this is the way to go.

It's Monday Lee. What do you got for me in there? I got this. You're slipping away. You're supposed to be fucking ready to rock. You shut up with a bucket of fruit today. Your mom sent you for your birthday. Yeah.

Oh shit, my little jam. If you got somebody out there that passed, it's Monday. say a little prayer light a candle make them feel good about being dead you know what I'm saying Lee boom boom Siyat the fucking flying Jew is 25 years old

it's all it's all downhill after his Lee oh good you know I was thinking about my birthdays you know like after a while oh my godly I had the worst fucking birthdays oh really Oh. Like, I looked at them like, the worst birthday I think I ever had was birthday of 85 when I actually turned 22 years old.

Okay. I was staying with George, who's in town for Comic-Con. We might put him on the podcast this week depending on fucking Lee schedule. Sorry. And you're lucky, I love your cucks. I'd stab you with my sunglasses. So he wasn't around. I was living with George, but he had a date, and I went to my favorite Chinese restaurant in Fort Lee,

the enchanted lily or the enchanted flower or something like that. I remember having the Sichuan beef with the steam rice and the egg roll and a bowl of soup. And it was weird because that same birthday, that February 19, 1985 was when either one of the guys in Goodfellers died. You watch Goodfellas at the end and give you all the dates and stuff. I think Pauli very very. died of the other guy, but it's funny that I remember

sitting in this Chinese restaurant going a while this is the last bad birthday I'm going to have. Like being by myself on my birthday. I remember walking over to the city getting a dime bag of weed and that was my fucking birthday. Like that was the type of guy in, but as a kid I had great fucking birthdays. I used to go to Holland Globetrotters.

Yeah, that's crazy. I had Massan Square Garden and... My past two birthdays were off. I was working nights. My last birthday a year ago, I was thinking about it. I was at a night job I hated by myself alone. And that I didn't do anything. I was at work.

So I finally had a weekend birthday, and it was awesome. So, yeah, it's crazy how that happens. And did you do something big for your next birthday? Do you remember? You know, I don't fucking know. The next birthday, my 25th birthday was 1988, so I was trying to think what I was even doing that year. I probably snorted Coke.

Fucked my girlfriend at the time or something. Went to some stupid dinner at Coco's. Was it different after your mom passed away? Absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely. Because birthdays were big. I was trying to explain to my wife like how holidays were.

Like birthdays were fucking huge in my house. And it was what she did, how she celebrated a birthday. It was different. It just wasn't one day. It was that week. It was a whole week. It was a whole week of, you know, planting shit and let's go get your clothes. And I would go see the Harlem Globetrotters.

She would have the party on Saturday with the bands and the kids. and the whole fucking thing, and she'd have food, but it was a week long. I got to be a savage for a fucking week, you know. So, yeah, everything changed after that. All my holidays changed. They were never the same, you know.

It wasn't what I was used to. It wasn't what I was accompanied. It's really weird how you are. And I still have that, you know, and that's one thing. I never enjoyed those years of my life between the drugs and the fucking anger and the pain I had going on.

I never really enjoyed my 20s. It was just, rotating Coke fest, you know, disgust. I didn't do anything in my 20s that was significant, you know, and that's what I think of. I got some stories, you know. I kidnapped the dude. I used to swim.

I lived in Colorado, yeah. I learned how to shoot all that stuff, but I was just very confused. At least you're on the right path at 25. Yeah, I got married at 28, 27, but I just got married for the wrong fucking reasons. Yeah. You know, I didn't get married because I fucking loved her or cared about it,

saw a future. I got married because she was there. You know, it was instant apartment. You said on the plane to the honeymoon, you're like, this isn't going to work out. This ain't going to work? That fucking plane went ride to the honeymoon because what I realized from the wedding to the plane

was that now she was my wife. This was different. And I remember that the plane was empty and we fucked on the plane. Really? Yeah, she had a garter belt on, I finger it, and I think she gave, whatever. But she was pregnant.

So we really couldn't fool around that much. She was like three or four months pregnant. Okay. Right? So when we got to San Francisco, this is an embarrassing fucking story. This is how bad my life was that. Part of the whole marriage thing was that I got a few days off the radar for drugs. What do you mean?

What it meant was since I was going on a honeymoon, I got a few days to clean up my drugs from the system. I was in the halfway house when I got married. I was still on parole when I got married. Oh, yeah. So when I got married, to me, it was an excuse. I was like, where are you going for your honeymoon? I lied about the dates.

I called the hotel, and I scheduled dates. I think they faxed me the information or something, and they mailed it to me, and then I canceled two nights. So they thought I was going to be away. It was just more days to clean up. So that Saturday, when I was snort on probation, you can only snort on Friday nights because you have 72 hours to clean up, and you've got to pray that you don't piss on Monday.

That's not going to give you enough time. With the time, I could snort on Friday. snored at the wedding a little bit. I kept it under control at the wedding. But once I got to San Francisco, I just want to, you know, I've done some terrible things, like crime-wise, like stupid shit, like robbed a can of change one time from Carvel

and there was for blind kids, which they were only going to get 13%. It don't fucking matter. I still stole the can of change, you know. It was seven fucking dollars or something like that. But the worst thing I've ever done morally that I did was that night of my wedding. No matter how you consider it,

marriage is a sacrament, and it is in a Catholic religion. It's very sacrilegious, and you have to respect it, and I'm crazy. You guys know I'm fucking nuts, but I try my honest to respect that thing. But on the plane ride, we did what we did, and then we got to the hotel room in San Francisco, and she went to sleep.

She was pregnant. It was 10.30 at night. She went to sleep, and I'm like, are you fucking kidding me? I got the rental car, and I went looking for a friend of mine from San Francisco, or a Cuban kid named Bambusi, who was like a chemical engineer in Cuba

and San Francisco. He was a stone cold criminal. I hadn't seen him in three or four fucking years, and I went looking for him and found him in a bar, and he got me an eight ball. Wait, because you didn't have a cell phone, and he just went out to, like, I'm going to find him? I'm going to find him.

So I narrowed it down to an area, and I went to every bar on that block, and sure enough, bam, there he was. Because I knew he would. I knew where he hung out. I knew what his circle was. I found him. He got me an eight ball for like $160.

Let's say I got the eight ball 11 o'clock at night. Okay. I snorted the whole fucking thing, which is like eating two fucking chocolate cakes. You know, it's like me saying to you leave. It's 11 o'clock. How many cheeseburgers do you really eat when you watch SportsCenter at night? You're like, all right, I eat two.

Yeah. Well, tonight you're going to eat six of them, and you're going to make them happen by six in the morning. I snorted from 11 at night in this bar to three in the bar. And then I left the bar, parked outside the hotel, and I snorted in the car. I think that's what I was thinking about this. I snorted in the car drinking. I must have jerked off in the car two or three times.

That's how disgusting I was. And I took an elevator upstairs to the hotel and I crawled in bed about 6.30 with my heart beating. And she woke up like at 8, not knowing that I was gone the whole night. Jesus. And I remember waking up, all coked up still, like doing the whole day. Like we had a whole day plan. We were going to Oakland to watch. the A's against the Yankees.

Okay. And then we were going to some other thing. And then that Monday night, we went to see the Niners against the New York Giants. It was a great football. Like, she played along with me. So we went to whatever, the cold stadium in San Francisco. And I couldn't remember how fucking cold it was on a Monday night in September. It was opening night and it was fucking freezing.

Lawrence Taylor, the whole fucking thing. I mean, we had it down. And then Tuesday, we just drove around San Francisco and went to, like botanical gardens and shit like that but I didn't come back till Wednesday and pee me till Friday. Oh okay but I was completely clean but how disgusting is that that's what I did. That's the reason

when I got married basically to fucking get high. That was my 20s. That's what I did in my fucking 20s. It was so at my 20s I never thought I would never get high. That's why I never thought I'd make 40. That's why I never even dreamed to make 50. That was the most

unique thing about this weekend. This weekend was fucking a amazing as far as my family came down. Joan Ronnie came down. Oh, cool. Yeah, I'm John. But here's what gets kinky. They brought their kids with them.

So Joan brought both her daughters and Steve brought her two daughters and their boy, Ryan. Oh, cool. I've heard of through Matt, who's Joan's boy that's out here. Yeah, yeah. And it's really weird that we were eating pizza afterward and some cheese steaks at this god-awful place. But it was across from the hotel and that's the only place we were going. And I'm sitting there with Steve Ronnie. and me and Steve are brothers

you know me Steve and Mike are brothers and I remember 84 with Kelly one of my nieces was there and I remember her crib and under her crib Steve used to hide his blow

that he used to sell and he would be out of the house and I'd be downstairs in the basement I'd have to go upstairs go under Kelly's crib take the Coke while the baby was in the fucking crib and go that back downstairs and so that's it was very

I'm sitting there with my niece Kelly, her sister, Joan, my other two nieces, because we're not brothers, but we are brothers. Those are my fucking nephews and nieces. For anyone wondering, Joan was in the documentary. She was the lady at the end. Yeah, she was at the end. Yeah, and you gave her a bracelet or necklace. Right, from when we robbed Michael's jewelers and the whole fucking thing, but I live with them.

And Joan is my sister. Joan is really, really, really, really my sister. I'm very fortunate. She filled that fucking gap. Some people never know what it is to not have family and say. to have friends be your family. This is 40 years. So I know for them, it was big,

because for me, it was big to have them there. Yeah. I never wanted Kelly and my nieces and nephews to watch me on stage talking that gibberish. I really don't. I really don't like it. I don't even like my friends from Jersey, but they were going to do it eventually.

Yeah. You know, my niece, Kelly, listens to the podcast. She gives a shout out to the Flying Jew. They're my family. I did stand in front of my fucking family. That's awesome. Did you show them pictures of Mercy? Yeah.

I always, send them pictures and it's funny because I'm looking at Steve and there's no way me and Steve were even gonna, I told Steve he came back Saturday by himself and I pulled him aside and I go, Stephen, you know, that was mind-boggling for me last night to see

the kids because if you would have told me 25 years ago that we would have been doing that I would have told you you're fucking wrong. Yeah. It was just so completely it was so fucking weird, you know, to just sit with people that you grew up with

they saw you in your worst Stephen and Jones saw me and my worst you know psychologically emotionally well not physically I was a fucking savage back then I was still had that fucking bad

but it's just it really is weird when you see what your life has become and where it's going and just these shows I'm surprised because you've told me like how awesome the shows were like knowing you

like it seems like if if you I had seen them. Like, I'm surprised it didn't, like, fuck you up. Like, I know it did fuck you up, but, like, not, like, I'm surprised, like, you could focus on the shows. Like, no one, because you think about stuff a lot. Like, like, I'm surprised it didn't, like, you were. Well, I'll tell you what, man.

I don't go out to eat before the shows. I focus on this job at hand. To me, it's never, it was a party after the shows. But before the show, it's never been a fucking party to me. Every time I've turned into a party before a show, I suck on stage because I'm not focused. Okay. I take away from that focus. The focus for me to do calmly doesn't start.

I used to think, this is the truth. I used to think that the focus for me to do comedy started a half hour before the show. It really doesn't anymore. It starts like four in the afternoon. Like I have to eat, go upstairs, I may go to the Y, or I may go to the hotel gym and do an epileptic or get some energy out of me to calm me down. Yeah.

I go back, I take a long fucking shower, I bang one out in the shower. I take a few hits of a joint. I drink a little bit of coffee. I smoke the e-cigarette. I make some reminders of what I need to talk about. I make some points. Maybe I add something to a joke. Maybe I take away from the joke.

You know, these people are spending money. They come down. They want to see what the fuck I'm talking. You know, they want to see it. So it's completely different now. Yeah. Before, when I was opening for Rogan, they'd have to see Joe Rogan.

I don't give a fuck what I talk about. I can have a joke I'm working on. I throw it after, and Joe would get pissed. Like, Joe, you got to work on this shit. In my mind, I'd be working on it during the week in front of Joe's audience. They're Joe's audience. Nothing burns me more when two comics work together,

and the comedian underneath actually thinks he's going to destroy the credibility of the headliner. By the way, I worked with two great comics in Philadelphia this week. Who was it? I forget their names because you know I'm half-retarded, but they were tremendous. The emcee, for an MC was amazing. He had put a book out. I started to read it on the plane yesterday. It's called Good Advice or Bad Advice, Nice Kids on Amazon,

and the Feature Act, I forget his name also. He's got a video channel on YouTube. They destroyed in front of me. Nice. I mean, they destroyed. Ten years ago, I would have been fucking nervous and hating them. They destroyed. You know, confidence is being prepared.

You know, that's all confidence is being prepared. You want to have fucking confidence? You walk in there. You ever take a test in grammar school? Yeah. And you don't study a night before? Yeah. You're fucking nervous.

You're falling apart from the next morning. I'm going to fail. Yeah, you're fucking. But when you fucking do, even if you do an hour on something, it's better than not doing anything. Yeah. 15 minutes on something. before you go into it, it's better than I'm not doing anything.

And it's, like, I was just, when you said test, I was, I could have done a lot better in school because I, if I got bored, I wouldn't focus on anything, so I would, I would cram the night before and I wouldn't do as well. But, you always said with homework, you figured out, like, if you did it a little bit, you wouldn't get left behind. It's kind of like comedy, like you go out, like, a few times a week. It's not like, right before a show, you're just getting over all your notes, and you haven't done comedy for a week or two.

Even if I don't do comedy anymore, but I ride every day, I'm loose. But that's still working on it. Yeah, yeah. I used to never. I used to just show up and try to go up and be fucking Jerry Seinfeld and fucking die of death. I got to tell you something, bro. I really got to tell you. I am fucking blown away, disgusted,

and just ashamed about what you told me the other day. You just reminded me. I was fucking thinking about on the plane to Philadelphia. I am fucking ashamed. And not of you. I'm ashamed of this fucking system. So your grades when college. And I know a lot of the people I listen to the show

or in college are just grad. So your grades in college. What kind of grades did you get? In college. In high school, I got like... I'm starting to get really mad right now. You know, I'm going to cry. I'm getting so mad.

So what you're telling me is that all this time you put in college and all these interviews you go to all the work you did in college, they don't even talk to you about it in today's world. They don't even interview. Even to make you feel good about your college degree. My job is a little weird because I work in TV. But for the most, like, I've never, ever once. In high school, I got mostly Bs, a couple A's, a couple Cs.

In college, I did okay. Well, in high school, I did really great in phone courses, but that didn't count in my GPA. I got, like, all A's for foam courses, but they don't count. And in college, I did okay. I got mostly, like, Bs, a couple A's, and a couple Cs, but it's, uh, I got lucky that I'm okay. I can't bowl shit my way through a test. Pretty, like, okay, and a paper okay. But, like, my mom.

used to say like I could have I could have had straight A's you could have been a contender if I worked you could have been a contender if it wasn't for your face if I would if it worked four hours a night or two or whatever I could have but I I wouldn't do it if I if I didn't like a subject like history or science science and math are the worst for me I just would bullshit my way through it and if I got a C plus or B minus or something like that it's just that I would do that that has baffled me that they don't say to you well you went to Emerson and You did this and you did that or you got a degree in this and what did you shoot while you were there that you have? It just baffles me that a child because basically that's what the fuck you are at 18 is a fucking child.

Goes to a college, commits to it, is very enthusiastic about it. You know, and they go for a college interview and yeah, maybe like if you go to law school, I guarantee they say to you, hey, you know, you went to fucking, whatever, Cornell law. were you part of a fucking Lisa Syatt, Jew Society or whatever the fuck it was because you gotta be part of this shit that's what kills me that you get that effort in

and nobody celebrates it but who gives a fuck what are you gonna do nobody celebrates my career either you know I got a six years I went the accelerated college program of street thuggery exactly so and like I just got a job

where I actually have like I'm kind not really but kind of a boss like I got a day job so now when I used to be at night the guy during the day would tell me what to do so now I have that and it's like it's like I prepared last night I have a notebook now I took I took some notes and I have a way because this whole show is basically now I'm organizing the entire thing

and it's uh it's weird but yeah I went on the interview on Wednesday not once I mean it'd be interesting to if I took it off of my resume if that would hurt at all because I'm sure it helps to have it on my resume right right no going to college up and nobody says oh you went to emerson I ever I went there or my dad professor went there or something, you know, something to acknowledge it. You know, I am excited about one thing. I'm excited that I'm fucking home for three weeks. Oh, you're home?

Oh, yeah, because you're in the house. This week. I'm home for three weeks. Then I've got two weeks. I'm going on a little mini vacation. My wife, maybe to Santa Barbara, so I'm just one day to get some beach wear in. Oh, shit. I got to do something with the baby and her. But it's I want to really get healthy again. I'm looking at the pictures. I'm getting fat again.

And even though I'm working out, the diet, the traveling is killing me. You know, the airport food in just the meetings. I'm going to these lunches and they buy fucking... But anyway, Honnett sent me this and I was really excited about this.

This is a total primary care. Oh, shit. It's a box. And what you have in here is you have everything that you need. So you have two different packages. It breaks up into two different packages. A day package

and a night package. This being the night package, all right? And there you've got like new mood. You've got... So it's like a little paper container with all the pills you'd need? Right. You have like new...

mood and you've got the other one that I take shrewd tech for your immune system and the whole thing then in the daytime you have a daytime pack you take that in the morning first you take the night time at night the daytime one has like fucking strong bone it's got like uh your alpha brain it's got your uh it just has all these little nutrients that you combine together so instead of buying a jar of everything they've already done it for you go to honor today i'm telling you every fucking you know people said in me on the time hey joey where's mad flavors I can do Matt Flavors World Traumaity.

We just want to keep you sharp. I want to do business with somebody who's always rolling and was thinking of new fucking things. Even this week, we don't know we're doing the one podcast, we're doing one live next week. You always got to keep advancing.

This is us. Fucking honor is up. They're always fucking grown. Every three weeks, they're trying to put something out there. Look, a month ago I came here with the T-Pack, the fucking one energy ones.

These things here, the alpha brain to fly with and stuff like that. They haven't even prepared them because they want to make them better for you. That's what I'm talking about. Go to honor, Look at this total primate care package.

Everything is pre-measureed for you. No more 20 fucking jars on your coffee thing. You got to bump into it. You got daytime. You get home. You eat. You pop the fucking nighttime, the new mood. And you're ready to rock.

Who's better than fucking on it? Yeah, because my dad was big. And my brother is, and they have, like, the old people, like the blue things. Yeah, they got to open them and pop a pill. Fuck that shit. Hon. It puts it all together for you. That's the future.

A little package and shit with water. Boom. Who's better than you? No one. That's what I'm saying Lisa and I spark another number what the fuck Lee you're slipping cock sucker You got some music for your uncle Joey absolutely I do the fuck over here it's a beautiful day to be alive Monday July 22nd one of my all-time favorite fucking jams when I think of this song it does something to me thinking of these free fucking lighters they're terrible terrible you can smell the gas and shit

we'll throw it away hit it take a hit Lee it's Monday mother this room this rule You went even smoking. Did you smoke pot one? No, no, no. He's not really funny. You didn't give her a shotgun to the eyeball. Because sometimes you blow it in their eyeballs. It's a lot better than blowing their lungs or in their ears like dogs.

Yeah, I was going to see the human. She's not a cat. Oh, dear man, was ever... You're holding that in, you're blowing that in? You're blowing that in? You don't need jumping jacks? Do a jumping jack for you. I'll change the camera for me.

Hit it. Oh shit. Smooth. Look at them. Do a one foot, hop there. Do a one foot, Louie. What's it, Louis? Just a hopper, with one foot with your right foot.

Oh, shit, look at it. You bad motherfucker, you. Got a girlfriend now, got a little bankercom. Look at you. You're a dick-sling motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Lee, that's what I'm like about you? You always making moose.

I'm trying. Did you sleep last night? What did you do? Yeah, I went to bed at like 11.30. I had to. Because I'm working all day now, so I'm trying to go to bed. It's nice to sleep at night, like a normal, fucking...

Yeah, it's weird. It is, and it's hard. Like, I have to... I'm going to start smoking a little bit more weed and taking sleeping pills. Don't take no sleeping pills. Just smoke the weed and take a little chibote chew. Yeah. No, no, but yeah, it's cool.

I've been on nights for too long. It was, like, over a year. Yeah, no, no, no. You know what, man, that's always good and dandy, but after a while, it really does blow. It does something to you. Yeah. You become nocturnal or something?

Like, you become a, you feel like a fucking widow. Like, you were saying to me, like, I really should. have been in the pool all day. But, like, when I'm working until four or five in the morning, and then I come here and do this, and even when I wasn't doing this, I wouldn't go right to bed. I'd go to bed six or seven, and then I'd sleep

six or seven hours, and then I would just kind of hang around a couple hours until I went to work. So now... Hanging around like a spider. Who says that line? I don't know. John Malkovich and Rounders. You never seen Rounders, either, did you? No, I haven't seen...

Matt Damon and about gamut. I've never even heard of Rounders. The fuck is. wrong with you brown this is a movie with Matt Damon and that cute chicken Edward Norton and then they're professional card players that whatever gets out of it for a while but the main man in that movie is John Malkovich he plays a Russian card guy okay it's hysterical because he cleans him out before he quits he comes the Russian cleans out Matt Damon on John Dutour was fucking tremendous and he cleans out the Russian and then years later

that he goes back to play the Russian. And before he walks in, he goes, I feel like, what's his name, walking back into, what's the guy who went the ball went between his legs? Oh, Billy Buckner. He goes, I feel like Buckner walking back into fucking, whatever. And he walks in and he beats him, but it's a John Malkovich plays the Russian fucking tremendous.

Lenny Clark's in it, a bunch of condoms. Oh, shit. You know we don't fuck around here, dog. I'm trying to tell you. You know, how many people have thanked me for referring to John to Lambson? Oh, really? And you still have not watched it.

I wasn't here. I'm going to be here next week. That's your homework assignment. You got to watch it because you got to talk about it. How many people have fucking said thank you, even though they saw it and they watched it again? They were like, fuck. Fuck. When you watch that movie, you're like, fuck, what?

What have I been watching lately? Really? Yeah, that's what it feels like. When you watch, it's funny that I watched, I tell you what I watched on the plane. On the way there, I watched something horrible. Obviously, I don't remember the name of it. On the way back, I watched DeJango Unchained. Oh, what do you think?

You know me, I love Lena and Caprio. Yeah. That's a bad motherfucker. I don't know what I thought. I don't know. I'm still a little... I didn't watch the whole thing. Okay, you really have to like Quentin, because he really...

It's a three-hour-long movie. His whole thing, you have to really like it, because he likes doing a lot of dialogue. Right, right. Too much dialogue. And it's really, it's really gory. I'm surprised they played it on a plane. But, I mean, I love...

Virgin and Mary. American. I love fucking around. Was it on? It wasn't it. Did they have the thing in the seat? No, no, no. In your seat. Okay, because they show like a big, big black dick and it. It always looks like an epic dude. Yeah. Like they're torturing Jamie Fox. They have him hanging

upside down and he's fucking balls ass naked. So I'm surprised. I was like, it's not just playing throughout the entire play. Yeah, they did show them upside. That's when the guy's on the cut is nuts at? Yeah. They cut that probably. Yeah, they cut that. They cut that. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was a lot. It was very gory. You know, good fucking

Gorda. I'm leased a bullet. It looked like a real fucking bullet in you. Yeah. When a bullet hits your blood comes right out of you. There's shit all over the place in times a chunk of arm comes out of it's tremendous. Yeah, I love Christoph Walt. The guy who plays the bounty hunter? See, I was telling my wife that what is the fucking

infatuation with this fucking Nazi? What is it with you fucking people? That once you bite into these people, I don't get it. Did you see Inglorious bastards? I couldn't watch it. Oh, because of the subtitles? I just couldn't watch it.

That's one that I turned to. I'm not a big... I'm a mensa-menza Quentin Tarantino fan. Oh, I love you. I'm a menza-menza. Yeah, because that's your generation. Yeah. I don't get it.

I don't get it. I don't get that. Like, I didn't like it. I didn't like them. I like the second one, whatever the fuck. Pulpiction I like. That's a great fucking movie. The first time I watched I didn't like

because I passed out when Omerth Dermann gets a shot to the tit. I fucking fainted in Boulder in the movie theater. Fainted. They had to put raisinettes in my mouth. and shit to wake me up. Did they really? Yeah, and I hated the movie. Then I went back and seen it in Seattle, and I really enjoyed it.

And everything else to me, I like Jackie Brown a little bit. That's the only one I haven't seen. But everything else to me is, you know, it's nothing that I'm going to fucking put on and go, what the fuck is this? Look at that spinning backhand that Bruce Lee threw in the Chinese connection. Yeah. It's not going to be something like that. It's not going to, you know, I don't think, I don't know.

It's just me fucking talking shit. I really don't know what it's. He's someone you really, I think you really like or you kind of don't get. And I love him. I saw him fucking getting carried out of El Campadre one night, fucked up to the gills where his feet were rolling on the floor. You know, like somebody gets knocked out, how they carry you out of the ring. Oh, yeah.

I saw them fucking carrying him out. I like everything about it. He's a bad, like, he doesn't even hide it. No. And, like, I always think it's funny when he goes and does interviews with, like, Samuel Jackson or whatever. He shows up in, like, Fuboo, and he's like, he's trying to be goofy, but a call coming in. Oh, shit.

What's happening, buddy? Hey. What's going on? How are you today? You know me, man. Over here waiting on you to call, what's been going on? What's new over at Cheebo Chew? You know, same all, same on.

Lots of work going on over here. I just lost our new CBD chew in California, so staying busy with that. People are loving that CBD chew. Yeah? Because I know what divine wellness they talk about, and they talk about it the other one. I know how organic, they said that more and more people are coming in. And the guy, and that's why I wanted you to have.

have you call in because the guy at Norah Organic, Divine was explained to the CB chew. Can you break it down for the people at home now? It's got 70 milligrams of THC, correct? No, so the CBD chew is just a little bit different. It's still 70 milligrams total cannabis plant extract. But what you have in it is 50 milligrams of THC and 20 milligrams of CBD, which is cannibal. Still found in the cannabis plant. but CBD has less psychoactive effects, and it's more for pain relief, you know, chronic pain.

We have plenty of testimonials on clients that, you know, for seizures and that sort of stuff. So CBD is less psychoactive, lots of pain relief. And that's why we put it out in the market. It's extremely popular right now and lots and lots of medicinal relief. Yeah. Yeah, I popped on the other day. It was tremendous. I like your products a lot, brother.

They are cutting edge. You know, just, I ate one Friday night before the show, and I gave a little piece to my buddy, and I came out after the show, and he was gone. And the next morning I woke up, and on Twitter, he wrote down that somebody had Mickey at him at the bar. And I called him, I said, it wasn't no fucking Mickey.

It was that Cheebo Chew that took you down. He's like, come on, stop it. He goes, I couldn't even talk. I go, yeah, it was the Cheapotechua that took you down. And I tell you, they're sneaky, and I think that's the thing about it. And I think what makes them so popular is, you know, it's small, it's very discreet. You know, you can take a chibuchu anywhere at any time. You don't have to worry about a smell, smoke, any of that stuff.

So I think, you know, that's a big benefit of it. But I think the one thing that people find really quick, as you just said it yourself, is, you know, how do you regulate your tolerance? You know, the chibuch is so small. You know, the chibuch is so small. You know, you have to take a fourth of that chibichu, wait a little bit of it. wait 30 minutes and you're going to feel the effects. And I think that's a common story as well. I took a little too much.

In the next morning, what happened? Look at Lee. He's sweating right now as we're talking about Cheebo-Choch. Aren't you dying to get a Cheebo-Chew and you, Lee, right now? I love him, but Joey's been eating them for 30 years. I had not been eating Chewish-bo-chews, but things like them. So you pop two of them. You give me a half or a quarter, and 17 hours later, I'm just coming down from it.

But I was in San Diego this weekend, and Edgar and his buddy had them down there. So, like, they love them. No, it's the flavor of the month. And the other thing about it is, you know, it's an edible. And edibles are different than smoking. So if you haven't, you know, had an edible before, and we all heard, you know, brownies and cookies and all these different ways to kind of infuse marijuana into edibles. It takes time because it absorbs in your body.

So you've got to give it time before you eat a little bit more. because, you know, when you smoke, it's an instant gratification sort of deal. You've got to wait 30, 45 minutes before it absorbs in your system, then you really start feeling. But the other side of that is, you're going to feel it for three to six hours later. You're going to continue to feel high for more than when you smoke a joint. It's 30, 45 minutes, maybe an hour. Then you've got to smoke again. You know, when you take an edible, it may take a little bit while to activate your system,

but it's also going to last a lot longer. And it's a slightly different more, you know, euphoric body high than, when you're smoking, you're obviously getting that head hot. I never sleep. I have problems sleeping, and I never sleep better than on days when Joe gives me a cheap at you. I mean, I'm still high when I wake up, but it's fucking awesome.

Now, how big is the difference between the quad dose and the DECA? That's the question. A lot of people ask me all the time. Very good question. And what we have on our DECA doses, you'll see the wording really big. I think it's in red. It says it's caution extremely potent.

It is. And a DECA dose, you have 175 milligrams of THC, and our quad dose, our original choose, which we have Cetiva, Indica, and hybrid, those are 70 milligrams. So it's quite a big step up to a deftodose. So if you're trying a decad dose for the first time and you've never tried a quad before, you might want to take a really little piece of that because it's extremely potent. It's extremely strong.

I can't even handle those defti dose. I'll stay to maybe a half of a quad dose. I'm with Lee. I'm in Lee's category. I can't hang with you. But there is a half to a fourth of a quad dose is good for me. You know, regular, let's say I smoke once a day, three, four times a week sort of deal. But, you know, really high-tolerance users, that's what a deca dose is for.

175 milligrams, you know, extremely strong. It's going to last, you know, like I said, three to six hours for you. Now, can you explain how it's made? Because Edgar's friend had the deca dose, and he ate half of it and had the other half waiting. and Joey always jokes that it's leaking THC juices, but he showed me the rapper, the rapper was green. After he had, like, he took half of it, he opened it up, and it was like, it was leaking.

Like, is it like a tootty roll? Like, is that kind of what it's like? Or, like, how, what is it? How do you explain it? Yeah, so basically, you know, we've got our taphy base. There's some proprietary methodology there. I can't really share with you. But it's, you know, so you got your chocolate taphy base,

you take your cannabis extract, your THC oil, you know, you heat up your taphy base. and you infuse the oil into your tapfee. That cools, and you cut up your individual taffy pieces, wrap them up, and they're ready to go. What you guys are finding is any time it warms up a little bit of that oil, especially with the deca doses, because it's so packed. It's the same size as a quad dose, but it has 175 milligrams instead of 70 milligrams of T. It's when the taffy warms up, let's say, in your pocket a little bit.

Some of that oil is going to slowly leak out. You're not leaking out very much, but you're right. It's so packed with T.C. You're going to see some of the juices actually leaking out of the past. It's like finger-banging a hippie chick in bolder. You know what I'm saying? It's tremendous. I love it.

When I open it up, I take pictures of it. I show my friends. I show them, I go, look at this motherfucker. It's on fire. It was because the aluminum fall is like silver, but you could see the little pockets of the little T.HC juice. Oh, my God. It's what I am very, I am, listen, I don't do drugs anymore,

but I love. American ingenuity. And with you people, you've got it all covered. You know, I've known a lot of people out here that don't do the endicers. I won't do a setiva. You said, fuck you motherfuckers. We got one for you in every color. We got a setiva.

We got a hybrid and we got an indica. Can you really sense the effects of all different ones? Yeah, absolutely. So there are sativa strain dominance. There's indica strain dominance. There's absolutely a difference between you. notice the effects. Lee, you said it yourself, I take a Chibichu, and I don't sleep any better than when I try

one. Your Indicas are definitely more of an evening, nighttime type of edible. You're going to relax at the end of the day. You're going to take an Indica, Cheebichu. That's going to hit you. You're going to get a little bit of a couch lock, depending on how much you take, and it's going to knock you out. You're going to sleep.

You're going to have a great sleep. Something like a sitiva is definitely more for your creativity, morning. You're going to get a little more of that euphoria. you're going to get that energy burst. A lot of that has to do with the balance of T.HD. CBD, obviously, like I said, you're going to get more concentration levels or higher, you know, with the higher CBD that you have in there and less psychedelic effects. And so the balance of CBD and obvious strain that you have within your marijuana

is what's going to dictate the effects. And so we take our time to make sure our extract, you know, are going into, you know, the right strain, the sativus, the hybrids, and the end of us. Now, what states are you guys at right now? Definitely California, Colorado. And you may find them in Washington as well. So I can't confirm or deny any of that, but you'll find them in those areas for sure. And D.C., not D.C., they're still, can you imagine that find a fucking Cheebo Chew

and Obama's wife's pocketbook? Tremendous, that's what we need to get. We need to send her a fucking hybrid together jumping up and down with the kids. We need to. I agree 100%. And I think that's the other benefit. I think there's a real opportunity with edibles. You know, you talk about the legitimacy of the industry and kind of, you know, recreational usage.

The law is being passed in Colorado. And, you know, it's a responsible way to medicate. You can't regulate your dosage. And I can't tell you how many times we've heard from patients how life changing this medicine is for. I can't smoke or I don't want to smoke or whatever the excuse is. It's another opportunity to introduce somebody to the real healing powers of campus. and there are plenty of benefits to it that people aren't recognizing as legitimate. And in this industry, as it continues to move forward, I think edibles are a great way to lead the charge.

It's a extremely healthy way to medicate. And you guys have a webpage and everything. I mean, you guys are legit. I love it. We are 100% legit. Yes, juba-chews.com. You can find out all of our products. Depending on market, we have lots of different products.

In Colorado, we have a green hornet, which is a gummy. same type of setup as our Inica-Sativa hybrids and Quad-Dose. We also have a mint and a caramel chew in the Colorado market, and we continue to develop and innovate new products as this industry, again, continues to grow and mature. Now, will you make a stronger dose than a deca eventually? You know, we've considered it, but to be honest with you, we feel like the hundred and seven, and here's the other part about it.

it. The laws in Colorado now, recreational usage, Colorado has determined from a recreational standpoint, 100 milligrams is the maximum amount of THG you can put into one edible. So for Colorado, our 175 milligram decadodes can't be purchased on a recreational level. They're saying 10 milligrams is one dose, is what they're considering in the Colorado recreational market. So as we look at kind of, you know, the regulations that are happening, what we're seeing is those high, high milligram dosage aren't going to be the most responsible way to go. I don't think we're going to develop anything above 175.

If anything else, we're going to keep things at 100 milligrams or lower just because of, you know, the response ability of the market. You don't want people to overdose, you know, I don't know if that's possible, but take too much, right? It's possible. It's fucking possible, trust me.

Lee has done, I think I've seen it, where Lee has taken too much, and that's, like I said, so I think we're going to keep it at 175. There's the highest we'll go. Fuck Lee. He needs as much as he could get. If you got a thousand milligrams, you've got to send it to me.

Fuck Lee. I mean, nothing bad happens. I just can't talk. He gave me someone in San Jose, and I was just like, I just followed you. I couldn't talk to anybody for a couple hours. We ended up in a restaurant somewhere.

It's, like, I was in San Diego for ComicCon, and there were drunk people being assholes. When I was on the, when I was too high, I wasn't, I just couldn't do anything. I am very impressed with your product. Since day one, you know, I've turned millions of people on to it just because I like to say,

listen, when you're a fat fuck, you don't want to keep eating cookies and donuts and lollipops. You've got to cut it out. How many calories does your little one piece have? Yes, and that's another benefit. I mean, there are just so many benefits to why Chewitchie would have been successful. One of it is you just spoke on it. There are 35 calories in one shoe. That's a point.

Lee, for example, Lee, you probably can take a fourth of a chew and feel the effect. So you can take that to say over three days, and that's 35 calories you're consuming over, you know, a three-day period, you know, just to medicate. Now, is there, because I know you said that you're giving, there's some laws in, like, Colorado where it's legal now, where you can't give them as much of a high milligram,

but are there other differences? Because now it doesn't have to be for, like, medical. Like, are you, is there, Are there different mixes you're doing since it can be recreational? Or is it different at all, or is it basically the same wherever you go? Yeah, every state is different, and that's where it's really tricky. Because obviously, let's be honest, from a federal standpoint, this is still deemed illegal. So every state is kind of set up different, and that's what we've seen.

You know, Colorado, I think, has been the safest territory for us because of the way the state protects the industry to really innovate and to develop products that. matter and to do it from that standpoint. And that's why we spent so much time in that market developing products. And we continue to develop products. We have new products that we're continuing to develop to prepare for the whole recreational wave that's happening out there. You know, and I think what we have to kind of yield to is what sort of state regulations are happening in Colorado. And I think once we find what works there, we have a methodology to take to other places that are going to work in a very safe, you know, consistent manner.

And so it's really the milligrams dosage. Some of the packaging has to change. You know, I don't know. It's not right in front of me exactly what all these regulations are for the industry. But where it really comes down to, especially from an edible standpoint, is the milligram dosage in each individual edible. Now, I know Joey probably gets questions, but I'm from Boston, and I know they just, I don't know if it's legally yet,

but they just legalized medical marijuana. Have you started looking at that and seeing, like, getting ready to? ready to open up in Boston? Yeah, and so here, the other thing about it is you, you know, to stay within your state regulations, to stay within kind of that state asylum, so to speak, to have that sort of protection, everything has to be done within state lines.

And so you're, you know, developing your base product there, all of your product is being sourced locally. So, you know, theoretically speaking, if you're going to go to Boston, you're setting up manufacturing in Boston. you're not shipping anything across state lines in order to do the manufacturing. And so the good and the bad of the industry, right? I think, you know, like I said, from a federal standpoint, it's risky.

You know, we're not going to state, you know, cross state lives with products. So in order to go from state to state, it's a process, right? That's crazy. You're going to go to somewhere like Boston. You have to set up shop in Boston, develop your product there. So I think that's, you know, it's a slow growth. You know, you're not going to be national. I think, you know, we have been very successful, you know, where we're at in doing one step at a time,

and kind of letting the industry unfold in front of us. But, you know, being a leader in the standards from a medical standpoint. You know, one thing, when I first got into this, when I first got into this, I thought that this was just a scam, you know. I'm a fucking scam at times. So I thought this was a scam. I was like, you know, this is just this law is with the scam. And over the years living in LA, you know, I've had 22 edible companies. They come and they go.

They come and they go. It's something that, you know, and they're good for a want. And then you taste the deterioration and you see that they went. They got, now they're into doing something else and it's done. And then a couple companies popped up and you see it. They stuck around for a year. Then you guys came on the scene. And I remember hearing about you's a while.

ago and then finally coming upon us with Divine Wellness and I think I went somewhere and somebody gave me one and that's the first time I went to Milwaukee or something and somebody gave me one and I was fucked up but it didn't it really showed me you guys cared with this

last package. That's when I got really impressed with you guys because I bumped into an army general or some shit once in Hollywood and he was telling me that 30 years ago he fucking hated hippies he hated people with long hair

he hated marijuana he hated earrings he hated anything and I understood I understood I grew up with people like that and now here he is in his medical marijuana store because he had some type of cancer and the only way he could eat is by smoking marijuana and now that's where he was now this guy was praising the medical marijuana

and now I was sold on it I understood why people do it I forgot all about cancer and in my selfishness when I saw this new package you guys released was when I fell in love with your company. This new thing is huge, and I have knee pain, and I've eaten those, the new 70 milligram ones, and they're tremendous,

and the guy at the Vine says that the raves have been, you know, if you had Yelp for your fucking product, especially for that one, that they've been great. So I'm very proud to be associated with you guys and to eat your products. I mean, I know you guys really care. Well, and I think, you know, you hit it on the head there. You know, as we were developing this product in Colorado,

as we continue to develop. You know, there are three points to our product that we hold kind of in the company standards. It's our potency, our consistency, and the discreetness of the product. And we know we go nowhere if somebody buys an edible for the first time, tries a Cheapichoo, and they don't feel the effects of it. So we understand our brands on the line every time you walk into a dispensary and you see the product on a shelf.

And that's why we hold very high standards, because you said it yourself. If edible companies come and they go, it's an extremely risky and difficult business to be associated with. The industry, obviously, very risky thing to do. And so, you know, we took a very mature approach to, if we're going to do this, we're going to do it right. We're going to hold to the standards of who we are. We're going to make sure we're doing it for the right reasons. It's a very, you know, the industry is in flux right now. You know, sometimes we make a step forward.

Sometimes the industry takes a step back. You know, but from our standpoint, being that consistent edible that you can trust the brand that you know is a brand you can trust to be there for you is the standards that we put on ourselves. You're a beautiful man, brother. You know me. You know me. I'm with Teba Chu to the fucking debt. You guys keep doing what you're doing and we keep doing what we're doing and we'll meet in the fucking middle somewhere, buddy. I'll see you next month.

You'll be back in town next month. Yeah, I'll be back in town a couple of weeks. weeks and I will come see you, Joey. Give me a call, and let's do coffee. All right, brother. Let's see where we can take this. Thank you. Thank you very much for calling, man.

I appreciate it. We love your product here and the people we deal with on the podcast that could get it legally, love your product. So thank you again. What's the website? That's cheebat choose.com. You can check out all our different products there. Who the hell do you think you're messing with?

Have a great week, man. Thank you again for calling. Thanks, Joe. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You know, in my wildest fucking fantasies, people. When I was buying, you know, chocolate tie weed on 148 street in Amsterdam,

and I never dreamed that in 20 years I'd be able to go into a store at 10 o'clock and buy an ounce of weed in a fucking Cheebo Chew. And I got to be honest with you, I've slowed down with the Cheebo Chewes just because of the anxiety. She told me how to slow down a little bit, so I've been good. And I think because we, with Andie Dolores was in San Jose, and she was talking about it CBD. She said it's when if you take too much, you smoke a CBD.

strain and it kind of calms it down. It calms it down. So I think the pain one, and what he was saying was, is it 70 milligrams of THC, but then they put 20 milligrams of CBD, so I bet I would assume that kind of lessens it and just focuses more on the pain. I'm the pain. So that's really cool. It's a great product.

It's a great fucking product. It's amazing how I'm dealing with anxiety. You know, and I didn't even know what it was. I've been dealing with for 20 years. I got anxiety over everything. And it's really weird that somebody sent me in. Let me get some shout out to you. For starters, some bad motherfuckers, Ari Nunez, Eli Fowler, Chris Butcher, Matt Dornah, Martin, Grimaldi, happy birthday cock sucker, Simon Henderson, and David Clifford.

But before we get this shit going, you know, somebody said something that they listen to a podcast, they appreciate what we do, but Bob, but that we don't ever talk about depression, you know, and getting down on yourself. And it's really weird that I've never suffered through depression. at least I never thought I did. We've all been down on ourselves. Jesus Christ, I get down on myself every fucking day, and then you have to take that down and motivate yourself and grab your cock and go fuck it, you know, put an arrow and shoot that motherfucker.

You know what I mean? It's just something, but I don't try to cover shit I never went through. Like that feeling, I've been depressed. Yeah. We've all been depressed over things. Sure, I've been depressed. But that state of depression where you stay there and have to go talk to somebody,

and you can't get out of bed. I've had friends that it's not even fucking funny. You know, you guys never even hear me goofing on it because it's not even funny to me. I know what happens. I have a great friend who's a comedian. This guy could have been a star. I'm telling you right now, I wouldn't tell you guys.

He was a great writer. I used to copy his jokes. I used to copy his format. It wouldn't work for me. Early on, he was a real comic, a real NBC Tonight Show type guy. He had this depression that he couldn't answer the phone for four fucking weeks. And I never

understood it. I wanted to go there and choke him. Yeah. You don't understand it. You don't understand how somebody get depressed. And that's what my problem is. I don't talk about it because I don't understand. So don't think that I'm an asshole, guys. I just don't know. I've never gone through it. And I hope from what I hear about it, from what I hear

from you guys, that I never get to go through it. I'm going to try to get somebody to talk about it on the podcast. Because there's a difference between, like, I've had days where I've been, like, sad, and I've had weeks. But there's a big difference between that and the people who are, and it's terrible, but people who can't get out of, like you said, you can't get out of bed or, or, like, actually need, like, the medicine to get over.

So, like, it's, it's sad that, like, a lot of people go through it. You know, I'm not going to talk about something I got to fake the funk. I don't know about it, so I don't know. And I've had dear friends that have gone through it and they've got a medication and they've gone and spoken to people, but, you know, why would you? I can't just put it on fronts. I don't know. Yeah.

So I'm going to try to have one of them calls, so it's nothing. I don't talk about being down on yourself, guys. Jesus fucking Christ, I went to prison. You want to talk about being down on yourself? You could be down on yourself all the fuck you want. You want me to tell you something? I still get down on myself four times a week. I might say something wrong on a podcast or a set or something.

Getting down on yourself is fucking natural. That's what makes you strong. If you don't get down on yourself one day a week, you're not honest with yourself. You're not seeing your fault or what the fuck they are. That's getting down on yourself. Jesus Christ, Joey, you're a little fucking rude. You've got to get down on yourself. You smell like shit.

Your armpits. It's your asshole. You got to get down on yourself, but you grow. It's like jujitsu. To grow, you got to get fuck. You got to tap every once in a while. You got to get choked to see, oh, my God, that guy stuck his hand that way from now and I'll try that or whatever. So don't let, you know, I'm down every fucking week.

I'm down every fucking week. You just got to, it fucks with you. It's natural that it enters your body so your feelings feel neutral. You never want your ego to get that fucking big. I always like feeling neutral. I never want to think like I'm daddy, because the smack is harder later. on, you always want to control that ego early on because later on it's a smack to the fucking mouth that you might not recover from.

So I love it when I get down on myself. It's when you get down on yourself for a couple weeks or something like that. We all have bad days, people. That's why you get up, you smoke a number, you look up, you give you a maker thanks for putting you on this fucking planet another goddamn day. You do a couple jumping jacks. You're bangling out in the shower. You get your pants on and you be the best you can fucking be.

And you won't get fucking depressed or you won't get down on yourself. That's my philosophy right there. Lee, I don't fucking know, Lee. You know what I know, Lee? What? That this week, we're going to be at the motherfucking ice house with Don Marrera Friday and Saturday. Four shows, 8 and 1030. And Diagicino?

6-16-577, 1894, my main man Diagostino. And then Wednesday to 30 it or something like that, we got a live fucking podcast with a surprise guest. That's all I know. And then we got two more live ones in August, because that's what we're stretching. Then in September, we're taking the fucking podcast to the Portland, Oregon fucking, Helium Club on a Thursday night. That's how you do it. It's awesome.

Fly in the Portland. We're going to get that strip of, we're going to eat some hot dogs and shit. They got some gyros up to the, put a fucking Malukia up. You eat garras? Oh, delicious. So it's literally, you just don't like hummus. You like everything else?

Oh, a nice gyro with that white tzikis sauce. Uh-oh. Let me tell you what happened yesterday. So yesterday I got this Virgin American. I sit there. Obviously, I fucking got up at two and called and I bred at the first class with a buck fucking 39.

You know me, though. I love all that shit. I got ice got, I stayed up till two. Two in the morning? Six hour before the flight, Virgin American. You call, and you could buy an upgrade for 139 in the first class. I didn't get it the first time, but I bumped up to Main Cabin Select for like $69.

Tremendous Main Cabin. Big, they don't charge you for food. I forgot what movie I watched on the way out or I watch TV shows or something. Because you could watch the satellite, you can watch documentaries. But on the way back, I'm part of the Elevate program. I signed up because I wasn't a big Virgin by guy, but when I flew with Joe, he Joe flies Virgin American. It's like a fucking purple airplane.

It's purple in first place. It's purple and shit. But this one I got up at two when I called, and I got on the plane, and for breakfast they had two options. They had like a chicken sausage with scrambled eggs with green chilies and sour cream and the wrap. Yeah, they don't fuck around, or a yoghiguan granola platter. I chose the yoghugan granola fruit platter because the fruit was fresh

and they had mangoes on that motherfucker. Oh, shit. But the mid-flight snack was a red hummus with chili. and nutmeg and all this shit. And man, I was in a deep sleep and I could smell that motherfucker next to me when he goes, would you like some snack? And I look at him, I go, is that the red hummus?

He goes, yeah, go, get that away from me. Get that fucking shit away from me. They're like 10 minutes over. He goes, you don't like hummus? I can't stand it. So he gave the whole plain hummus? I go, it's how this fucking whole thing started because of hummus.

We wouldn't have fucking TSA, you cuck suckers. He keeps the whole plane. He used to get pissed off from like one person who would bring hummus. It was just four people. Oh. It's just eight, six. seats in that first class. Oh, so it was only, okay.

I thought it was the whole, I thought it was 300 people opening women. And only like 3-8. I gave everybody the dirty guy. I stood everybody like Val Kilmer in heat. That's the scene of the diner when he eyeballs's the motherfucker. That's how I worked at least. You know, I don't fuck around.

If someone gave a whole plane home, like let me. And the kid, limit him. There was a kid next to me, 14 years old. Yeah. As soon as the hummus came, I saw him thinking about it. But I just looked at them and threw osmosis. I made them change his fucking mind. because I swear to God, if he wouldn't eat that hummus,

I would have elbowed him right in the fucking head. Right now, today, I would have been doing this podcast live on a collect call from L.A. County Jail. Oh, my God. I can't. I can't imagine. If you were on a Southwest flight and they passed on hummus, and they passed on hummus to 300 people?

No, but that's what I'm saying, if it was. Yeah, if there was, but there wasn't. No, I take the plane down. No, no, the plane goes fucking down. Fed first. Bam! What happened? Was it fucking Asian airlines? No, it was fucking.

Joey Diaz took down the whole fucking plant. I got on a plane years ago where there was a fucking family. I was disgusting. And they busted out like a tub of that fucking hummus and it smelled so bad. But what I do is I don't even complain. I just wait until I puke.

Once you puke, then they realize this motherfucker ain't fucking around. It would make you puke. Oh, it would make me puke. Yeah, I would puke. That fucking Thai food makes me puke the smell of it. Curry, like Hindu food,

that shit will make me puke. And once I see a sandal with no cream on their toes, I fucking go down, you know what I'm saying? Those fucking Indians never put cream on their toes. You have cream on their sandals? Huh? You look at their feet? As the hummus comes, I look at their feet.

And I have to see if it's okay they even touch the fucking thing. If they don't have no cream on their toes, I don't want to do business with you, you know what I'm saying? I put cream on your fucking feet. They show up with those brown feet all fucked up. Fucking flaky and shit. I don't need that shit, Lee. They have any documentaries on this shit on Hulu Plus? What the fuck, Lee?

What the fuck? What did you watch how much? Hulu this week. Did you even watch Hulu's Ruehersh? What did you watch? What are you laughing about? What happened? I can just imagine you're like, let me see your feet. They don't have to see their feet. They're just like you don't put cream on those toes. You gotta put fucking cream on your toes if you're fucking Hindu.

You gotta stop leaving the house. I don't care if you put sandals on but rub some cream. Spray some desnecks on those motherfuckers. That big fungi toes sticking over like a fucking hoof. But yeah, Hulu Luzz is crazy. And I realized I haven't mentioned this. The greatest thing about it is right now there's not many new shows coming on. It's like this summer.

But starting in September or something, August, whenever the shows come on, like let's say you were working or let's say you missed a show, the next morning that shows on Hulu Plus. Are you serious? Yeah. So if you missed it, you can go on. There's thousands of shows that have it. There's tons of shows that have it the next day.

And it's probably the best thing about it. I mean, I've still told you I love the Daily Show. The Daily Show is always on there the next day. They have Family Guy that's always on there. They have all that shit. And if you were on the plane and there was nothing you wanted, they have Wi-Fi on planes now. Take out your iPhone right there.

And the next day you could have been watching anything you missed. They have like the Tonight Show on there. They have hundreds and thousands of shows. So if you miss something, because let's say, that you do the two-week free trial that you get now and you like it and you sign up for the 799 a month after that for the whole, you don't have to worry if you miss

anything, it's going to be on Hulu Plus. So it's awesome. You just fucking schooled me. Oh shit. I'm happy. What he's trying to say, power to the people don't delay. No, what he's trying to say is this. Go to fucking Huluplus.com. Go to joey-dea's.com. Order a t-shirt and then go to Hulu Plus

on the link. Press Joey. You're going to get two weeks. Grattis. Free. That's it. Kapoo. Then after that, You ready for this one? 799. You get two of your fucking momo coffees at Starbucks. It's $10.

For $7.99, you get a whole fucking month of Hulu Plus. All that stuff, community. Saturday Night Live. The old Twilight Zones. You got it. You understand me? $7.99.

You spend $5 for those fucking Staminket coffee. You drink one of them, one fucking day. That's what we do here. The church of what's happened now. Go to Hulu Plus. Cut this shit. Go to Honit.

Cut this shit. If you're going to eat an edible why are you going to make a brownie go to fucking cheebo chew that's what we roll that's who we're rolling with that's what you need to do it's fucking monday lee what are you going to do what do you want from me i don't know nothing i'm just trying to put the pieces to get on the fucking monday motivate you cock suckers to go out there i love you people had a great time in philly next week we're in the ice house i'm home for three weeks i'm gonna try to fucking drop some pounds i'm trying to put it together here lee you gotta get some sun this week lee got to get some gel and comb the hair

up so you look like mortimus fucking barnabus collin's the jew and you're gonna be the special. You've got to be Mortimer Collins. Okay. All right. That's it. And the next time I come wins. I'm the first you named Mortimer. What's the last time I ate at Cheebo? It's been weeks. I've been granting immunity on you. But we've got to go back to work now, Lee.

Let's do it. Okay? We've got to go back to work. It's time to take this back to the fucking Macback, back. Back to the back. I still can't get over them giving hummus out planes. Oh, I was taking the fucking plane down and stab them. And when the whole family in my role looked at me like for approval, No, nobody eats hummus. Don't touch the fucking hummus.

It's spoiled. And I had some fucking Arabs or something behind me. You didn't eat it. You would have been cutting farts as soon as they opened it. I blasted a fart when I got on the plane that destroyed the whole first class. But then after that, it was fine. It was something I ate the night before. I'm telling you, I had some delicious food in Philadelphia.

Delicious. Delicious cheese steak. I went with a buddy. My family came down. It was great. The food at the hotel. I had for lunch on Saturday with some of the worst food

I have ever had in my life What do you have? I opened up with the wed salad Okay, that's pretty easy You shouldn't be able to fuck that up Fucking horrendous They put like a liquid Harmonized, blue cheese

Oh, I was gonna say it was a ranch No, and they put like a chocolate something on it To make it With little cherry tomatoes Instead of that big tomato Do you see what the tomatoes Look like at the fucking palm Oh, they were, they were

Beautiful. Beautiful. Beautiful fucking tomatoes. And then I got for the, and then they got wings for the table, which I'm not a wing guy. Mm-hmm. I don't know.

Who the fuck is teaching motherfuckers how to make wings or what's going on? I might have to make an old... What these motherfuckers don't know is that the girl I grew up with was from Buffalo and she made homemade wings with homemade blue cheese with Corona beer.

That's where I got my shit from. That's why I'm so crazy. But so I understand the basics. I understand the stuff. and she'd fry up the wings and her fucking wok. Oh, shit. No, no, no, no.

I don't, please. I don't talk shit just to talk shit in the sew people. Okay? Blue cheese is blue cheese. I don't give a fuck. Nobody ever took time to make ranch in front of you. Anybody ever, you ever go to somebody's house and I'm like, we're going to make a vinegar ranch?

No, it sucks ass. It's yogurt that went bad. A little blue cheese chunks with some onions and that motherfucker. You put some thyme in blue cheese. Nice. And then, after the wings came, because I'm disgusted by the wings.

They're like a honey glaze. The blue cheese is all right. I got the open steak sandwich. I had never seen something so ugly in all my life. It was just a bun that was sliced open with four pieces of medium-willed beef on it with sprouts. And the onion wings were uneatable.

Like usually you take an onion ring, put it on the sandwich, the beef sandwich, a couple tomatoes, some lettuce. You get yourself a nice fucking combination. No, no, no, no, no. I had to eat the meat by itself. Throw the sprouts off. So they were trying to be fancy or whatever? Yeah, they don't fucking know.

Nothing bothers me. Just stick to the fucking situation of him. Don't be fancy. You're right? Marinate the beef. And that's it. Just marinate the beef. And put cream on your toes.

And put cream on that. But I had a nice breakfast. Nice oatmeal. Nice fucking fruit. The hotel did have a nice breakfast. All right. It's like 1595 buffet. They had eggs to order.

I only had one egg. I had one sausage. But I had the oatmeal. I had the fucking nice fruit. Yeah. You got to take care of yourself. I couldn't walk around. It was 105 degrees.

My jeans today, I smelt them this morning from Friday and Saturday Night Show, both pairs. I never smoked anything that bad because I didn't wear underwear. I was just sweating, and the ball sweat was going to top of my socks. Like, that's how bad it was. My socks smelled like balls right now from my left ball and my right ball. I could determine what sock I had on each fucking. That's how much I... What falls stinkier?

The right ball. That's where the fucking stominkie used to... stand, though. I don't know what the fuck. Lee, we've got to get out of here. Listen, guys, I love you guys. We've got another show this week. Like I said, we're at the ice house. 6-26-5. Why don't even know the fucking number? 6-26-577, 1894.

Myself and Domera, that's as good as it gets, DiAgostino. Leo will be floating around Friday and Saturday night. Oh, shit. Giving out autographs. Trying to get his dick suck. I'm going to go out of the legs. And that's how it works out. Listen, it's Monday. July 22nd. Have a great day.

Go out there. you know, fucking be yourself and make it happen, motherfuckers. Stay black. Stay black. And then now that the show's over, don't forget to sign up for your free trial of Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus lets you binge on thousands of hit shows

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