The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #077 | LEE SYATT - Pt. 1 | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

Welcome to The JOINT..... It's Monday, July 5th.....  This Episode is entitled "Living in Hell and Not Knowing it"…. This is Part 1. And today, we talked to our friend, LEE SYATT…… Follow Lee at https://www.Twitter.com/leesyatt & https://www.Instagram.com/leesyatt & https://www.youtube.com/c/leesyatt This episode is brought to you by Boll & Branch, CBD Lion & DraftKings..... Go to https://www.BollAndBranch.com and enter PROMO Code: JOEY Go to https://www.CBDLion.com and enter PROMO Code: JOEY or CHURCH Go to https://www.DraftKings.comand enter PROMO Code: JOEY Follow Uncle Joey on Social Media: https://www.Twitter.com/madflavor https://www.Instagram.com/madflavors_world And don't forget..... The Mind Of Joey Diaz on PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/joeydiaz #JoeyDiaz #Madflavor #UncleJoeysJoint #TheJoint #LeeSyatt TheChurch The JOINT is Produced by: Michael Klein aka @onebyonepodcast on Social Media: https://www.Instagram.com/onebyonepodcast https://www.twitter.com/onebyonepodcast Huge Thanks to BEN TELFORD for the Tremendous intro video.....

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It's a beautiful day to be alive. It's Monday the 5th. Holy shit. I hope you had a great 4th of July. I did. Friday night. We went to eat at some fucking Japanese place with a couple of families. Saturday we fucking went to Big Play Zone.

And we went to a little party. And then fucking Sunday was tremendous. But guess what? We're back here, Monday. days no fucking games no fucking stories no dramas today we're going right for something i don't know if you guys noticed last week on twitter somebody put a picture of me and lea and they said that they had uh moved on from the church and uh you know started listening to the joint again but that they were proud of me and lee that look at the changes that we had made you know that

I looked a lot better. You know, he looked a lot better. We both sounded happier. We both made changes that nobody knew what happened. Listen, it was very hard for me to tell Lee that I wanted to stop doing the podcast. It really bothered the fuck out of me for a long time. I never spoke about it. But I thought it was time for Lee to move on.

I had had this kid work. for me for eight years. I could see that I wasn't happy. I didn't know at the time because, listen, man, you never know you're living in hell. You never know. That's the name of these two episodes. You don't know you're in hell until you live it.

You know, I've been in hell three fucking times when before I went to prison, that addiction I had, the hell I had in my first marriage. and the fucking ally had the last four years of living in LA. I didn't know it was affecting me as much as it did. But once I landed here, I noticed that, you know, how unnormal I was and how unnormal I felt.

I felt like when I first got out of jail, you know, like you feel like you don't fucking belong. But today, Monday the 5th, I feel a lot fucking better. You know, it's fight week. We got a great fucking week. It's a short week. A lot of years are off today. My daughter starts camp fucking Tuesday finally until 3 o'clock.

I got a fucking life again. You know, last week was CCD camp. So she was home at 12. So from fucking 12 to 6, I'm Johnny Enterpainter. I'm fucking sore. I had a swim. I threw softballs. I got hit in the ear with a fucking softball.

You know, it's the life of a dad. And I'm enjoying it. I'm not complaining about it. And it was great. But today we have a guest. I know it's Monday. And you're like, Joey, it's hybrid. We want to, you, fuck it.

We got a guest. And the guest's name is a two-part interview. It's today and Wednesday, so knock yourself out. We're going to cover all the things you wanted to talk about. Our guest today is the world famous, the man from outer space, Mr. Lee Syatt. I hope you enjoy this, and I'll talk to you afterwards. Stay black. What's up, cock sucker?

How's it going, buddy? It's going great, man. Woke up fucking great. Slept late today. Oh, yeah. Up at four in the morning. I told you, Lee, how fucked up did I sound here on that on 325 milligrams? I thought you weren't telling anybody about that.

Yeah, you feel, you sounded. It's always, you get real quiet. You start whispering like, oh, man, I'm fucked up. But then you start giggling. That's funny. Listen, man, it's just tremendous to drop your tolerance. Oh, yeah. I remember eating four of those fucking things and nothing happened.

Four one hundreds or four 200s and nothing would happen. And you were putting that, what, that like wax, uh, needles thing into your T2? Needle in. That was 987. I did that like four times and I'm like, I'm going to fucking die. I thought, oh, I thought you're doing that every night. And then the T was medicated too, wasn't it? The T's medicated.

I didn't drink that last night. I gave that a breather last night. I just took three capsules. I drank a little bit of fucking, uh, melatonin from on it. And I did my three capsules from, uh, magnesium. I fucking I got up at 4 11 to P and fucking next thing you know I'm like holy shit I'm fucking stoned wow I that's that's I never understood that man because we would do those things and I would be high most of the next day and you would wake up at six like I'm at the gym already

I'm doing it didn't affect you I had no idea how you wouldn't I would wake up still high all the time I had no idea how you didn't wake up high. Well, you know when I wake up high, when I make a mistake on my fucking tweet, like I write something wrong. You don't know how many times I've tweeted and I go back to look and I'm like, I forgot tweeting that. Really? You forget tweeting?

Oh, I wake up. Sometimes I wake up so fucking stoned. Like, not lately, but when we were doing the podcast, I wouldn't know what the fuck I wrote on that until lunchtime. I'm like, what the, why have people going crazy? Oh, you wrote about, you know, Obama's wife, a pussy or something, I don't fucking know. That's how high I was getting. I would just giggle and shit like that and fucking tweet.

Lately, what I do here is I get up, I get a cup of coffee, and instead of going right to my desk, I go outside. Okay, so you wake up a little bit? I look at the trees. I breathe. I look at the woodpecker. You know, some fucking woodpeckers out there. like I'm dying to fucking shoot him with a bow and arrow. I'm surprised you haven't yet.

You know what? It's nature. What am I going to do? I can't kill everything. There's chip mugs. You're even a little edible for him. See what happens to the squirrels. That's not a bad idea.

They're one of those motherfuckers 100. They're hard to blow up. But then every time of dead animals around here, I got like fucking hawks all around. I told you the Chinese lady across the street, great people. Great people. They got a French poodle. Okay. And one night the girl came out with a French poodle.

She had the hot pants on. I'm on the balcony with the fucking rocking chair, you know, just watching her. And all of a sudden she looks on the roof, and there's three of those fucking buzzard birds that just eat dead shit. Right. They were all over. They were, like, on her roof making noise. And they were on the trees across the street.

And she kept looking at the trees, and she kept looking at the fucking at the house. And then she looked at me, and I'm like, You better run. Because those birds will pick that fucking French poodle up and bring him back to Taiwan, wherever the fuck he's from. Dog, that bitch ran in, brought the dog in, and then she came out with a mother and father, and they were looking at Eagles.

Then they crossed the street, and they asked me what they were. And I go, they buzzet, whatever. They just eat fucking dead birds and dead elk. You know, you see fucking dead elk here. Oh, yeah. Have you hit one yet? Have you hit a deer yet?

No, thank God. I saw one the other day up close and put. personal with his three DIs right next to me in the fucking light. He was right there. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here? You're waiting for a light? Go! My daughter's like, Dad, he's right there. No. There's a street that they always

pop out on and I'm real, you know, I do 10 miles an hour and you know, I take my time, but there's every fucking animal here. Are there turkeys? There's turkeys by where I live in there. There's turkeys. They're disgusting. I hate it. On the way to Coltsnack, you see people with fucking gigantic turkey.

He's last night I saw two goats. What? Yeah, the guy just let his goats out in front of the fucking house. I went to I went to eat Japanese food with some families Friday night. And on the way back, me and my daughter, like, what the fuck of those? Who would leave their dogs out this close to fucking a road that's like heavy duty? And when I got up close and personal, it was two billy goats just eating their fucking stuff. And I told my wife, and she's like, I know there's a guy around the house that's got chickens.

I find out this fucking motherfucker got chickens. chickens. That's easy pickings for me. Oh, yeah. That means I'll sacrifice one a week. I'll take a buzzet and fucking sacrifice them. Next thing you know, I'm betting the Yankees. I don't give a fuck, Jack. Save one for me. That's what Jews do. Has already told you about that? I've seen it. I think it's Yon Kippur. Yeah. They wave it around by their wave it around. Sure. Oh yeah. Save one for me.

Last night I thought about you when you called right after I hung up with you, there was a thing on TV. Just a channel. Jewish news. And I'm like, what can they possibly be shown? Like, just 10 Jews beating up a Palestinian, like the weather in Japan. Who gives a fuck about the weather in Israel? I want to see the fucking action. I want to see some rocks. I want to see some fucking people shooting people explosions, people rubbing the wall of Jesus and fainting, you know. I didn't even know about that. It was on TV? Yeah. I guess it's on every fucking night, Jewish news. I don't know. I don't think you're supposed to know about that. I think you might have tapped into some like secret stuff that I don't

even know about. Like express VPN. They think they think you're a Jew in Jerusalem now. So on Thursday somebody tweeted that they uh, and I know you saw it and it made you feel really good because it made me feel really good. Somebody tweeted that they were a little upset with us when the church ended. But to look back at us now and what we've done, that it made it all worthwhile and they support the both of us. How did that make you feel? You know what, man? My life didn't really change that much in L.A.

It did a little bit. I got to do some cool things, meet some cool people, hang out with you. But I wasn't really surrounded by our listeners as much. Like, I lived pretty the same life. But to the outpouring of love that you and I have both gotten, over the past, God, it's almost been a year, has just been amazing. I would, it would have, it would have been very different if we'd ended it. And they'd be like, well, fuck those guys.

And my, my Twitter follow goes to zero and no one says anything. It's people to this day still send me messages. And half of them are when are you're going to get the fart in the face. But the other half are, hey, like I got one the other, the other week. It was some guy, his wife was having surgery. And he, he made it through the surgery. by listening to our podcast. And it doesn't really make sense to me.

Like I was a chubby guy getting high on the internet. And it was, I had a great time doing it. But the fact that it's like so important to some people is just amazing. I don't even really feel like it's fully clicked in yet. I mean, we did 800 episodes. You got to figure of them. 400 of them were good. 200 of them.

inebriated. At least 200 of them. We didn't know what the fuck was going on. Like, I don't remember

what happened with the guitar player from the fool fighters. Oh, I don't remember about it. You know, it was just so many of them. You know,

we started in the office and right away, my wife told me that we had to get out because Mercy was getting born. Right. Then we took it to your office, and that's where,

you know, to let the people know, when the weed thing started in L.A., all these fucking jerk jumped on the weed wagon like that they had been smoking weed like they were friends with Tommy Chung

for the last 20 years. None of these motherfuckers. These guys were getting high on a fucking roach and walking around with make-believe little fucking eyes like they had smoked and shit. Nothing bothered me more than that. So I wanted to prove a point that nobody smoked dope like we didn't.

Listen, I was smoking chocolate tie in 1987 getting shipped to me to Boulder. my tolerance has never you know first of all I have an outrageous tolerance as Lee got the witness and we built it and built it and built it and now I knocked it down the 75 sleepy time ABX fucking edibles you know but that's not the point the point was we built it up that we wanted to let everybody know that no matter what the fuck bullshit you were talking about oh I'm high we could outsmoke you by type top 10 the only motherfuckers that could run with us would be real that's it the rest of those motherfuckers were just front and faced uh you know faking the funk right and we wanted to prove them wrong and we want and we did it 2200 milligrams of stars was our fucking limit that was my i did 3 000 with louis j gomez i mean that was when i met you i had smoked weed before and i

taking edibles once. I got so high in Maine ones that I often, only every time I had a homemade brownie, I set my chair up like an inch outside of where the umbrella was and I got so sunburned, I turned purple. But like when I first met you dude, Mercy wasn't even a thought and you had me come over to your office and you had that little tiny mini bong and you used to put ice cubes in it and I would take little hits. And I started getting like real proud of myself. I was taking okay hits and then that one day that you put hash in it but didn't tell me like that was a turn that was the turning point because you put that hash in it and I took a weed hit and my lungs exploded and remember my face turned real red like that box behind you that book and from there man we had

we had to give you a can of coke oh yeah we every you took me into like a barbecue place but then like from there like we outlasted probably six edible companies we had the cookies with the We had Auntie Dolores. Which, the cookies with the frosting were 200 milligrams. And I would tell Lee there were 100 milligrams. And he would heat the whole thing. And then we'd have an extra one. And we'd get so high that we needed munchies.

And we'd split another cookie and either as a fucking munchy. I mean, we weren't fucking around. So the whole time, Lee thought he was been fucking inhaling, uh, you know, 25, 25 milligrams. And then I was taking the chiba. shoes, the 180s, and taking them out and putting them in a 60 milligram wrapper. And I would even leave mine open and put to leave. And he goes, I don't trust that one. That's the one.

I want the other one. He would actually pick the 180. And I would take the 60. And I would just be sitting there like, he's falling for these fucking street tricks. It was fucking tremendous. Oh, I had no idea. I had people emailing me. You should sue Joey.

This isn't right. And like, what about the time? And this one, like, I was the only one like you, like, played these games with. The first time you ever, my dad ever came out to L.A., you guys got along great. And you're like, before you take him to the airport, come and see me. And you gave him a chocolate chip cookie. And you even told him, he said, eat half. He got nervous before he went to security, ate the whole thing.

He fell asleep on the airplane. They had to walk him to his car. And he got pulled over on 95 doing like 30 miles an hour. like you you fucked up you loved fucking up my dad you love fucking up like everybody like you like the the Yoshi story you would fuck up people look at tom sagura he had to get an uber home from the valley one time and just park his car to ralphs like people they had no idea the edibles that we were doing and that's i used to get a lot of messages like you're such a pussy you should take like how can you not handle these edibles like most people you said you were shitting on yourself

Like, oh, I have such a low tolerance at 75. Most people take 75 now and they're on the moon. Like, they don't know what's going on. So the fact that you can still do 75 is still, like, we shouldn't have been doing 2000. We did 2,000 as a minimum for like at least a year, I think, twice a week. I would take craps and my poops would smell like gummies because you'd have to eat 10 of them. Tell them with the guy.

that used to give us the stars of death. Tell these people what the guy looked like. Oh, Jesus. He, he looked like he had been, like he looked like he was straight out of, like, and I know you don't like to show that much,

but like breaking bad, like his face was messed up. He had like long hair. Like, for those of you who don't know, when it was medical, like, this guy was making them in his kitchen.

It wasn't like a high, it wasn't like a real deal operation. This guy had like a, like a cookie cutter. And he was just making gum. and fuck it like it was it was it's not like it was basically a legal drug deal I like it it was not at all like there was like there was no real packaging was like a ziplock bag with a label that he printed out on his computer and put it on it like it wasn't like

now they have like actual like pill bottles and it looks nice like this was I I missed I never I don't think I ever tried the uh the breath mints the the the strengthments the that you had. I came in after that. But for a while, like they were, people were just giving us stuff. Like the Los Gumiis Hermannos guys were probably the craziest. They drove down from Northern California, a six-hour drive with a dab torch in the cup holder doing dabs. People have no idea what we were up against. Oh my God. Remember that time at the improv? We did that on the side of the street. I did a dab at the improv, Melrose Improv, on Melrose Boulevard. that I thought my fucking lungs were going to blow up.

I'm like, I enjoy smoking weed, but this is the next level of reefer, which I'm not ready for. I can't show up at the house with a fucking blowtorch. There's no way. My wife will lose her fucking mind. She's a blow torch. We got so high.

We left the bong in the office bathroom like three times, and they just threw it out. And the lady threw it out. Imagine if you just left a torch out because you just forgot about it. Like, no, that I'm surprised we didn't blow that office up. the end. I'm really surprised that office just didn't fucking blow up. When we got out of there, I found shit behind the refrigerator from, I mean, you know, people would come drop off pills that we would never eat, you know. I mean, we ate those happy pills for a while, God knows what

they were from our friend in Vegas. Oh God. But going back to the star guy, I was thinking about him the other day. To me, that guy looked like, because he was Jewish. I didn't know that. He was Jewish. Yeah, he was Jewish. Yeah, he was Jewish.

No, because Hitler beat the fuck out of him during the Holocaust. And Hitler was the one that taught him how to make those stars of death. And he told him, you know. I mean, the guy was beat the fuck to death. Yeah. He looked like a bomb hit him.

And God knows what was in those edibles. You know, I always buy the liver cleaner. Okay. Because I take medication. and you don't want. So I would do cycles of liver cleanse, you know, just for a couple of weeks just to get all that, you know, that jello, those jello things, that means it's got serto with it. That's what holds the jello together.

And serto is what you used to take to clean your piss test. Oh, Jesus. Why don't you ever tell me about these liver cleanse things? Because, you know, I don't have the time. You know what I'm saying? When you're deep in 2,000 milligrams, things slip your mind. I guess so. Oh my God.

Yeah, that was, dude, we took everything. We took cat tranquilizers one time. The ketamine? Oh, gee. I went home and watched fucking true blood. Yeah, we told everybody. The best was the kid who said, there's hidden footage of you guys snort and blow.

Oh, Jesus Christ. We never did blow in that fucking office. No. I know two people who did it, not in the office in the bathroom. Yeah. But we know people who did fucking blow on the show, but we never did blow on the show. Then we had the beautiful night of doing the acid podcast.

That destroyed the Internet for a week. You know, Ari went to Australia three weeks after that, and he said that there was a long line at the airport, not the hotel to check in. Right. And a guy saw him and came from behind and said, Mr. Shapil, let me take you into this room. And he took Ari into the room.

Ari's like, I wonder what this is. The guy checked them out. but, blah, bah, ba, gave him free Wi-Fi, internet, no $15 a day, you know, the whole thing. And he goes, let me walk you up to your room. And Ari's like, this is getting creepy, you know, why is this guy walking me up to my room? And the next thing you know, the guy opens the door, puts Ari's luggage down, Ari tips him. And the guy goes, I loved you on the acid church. And he goes, all the way in Australia.

It was wild where it went. But like, the thing about that one, and all of the time is we got high, that I don't know if people know is we got high like and like we would sometimes sit there for an hour before we started. People had no idea. By the time we started, we were fucked up. Like I remember, I still remember the acid church. We met at your house. Your wife made Cuban steak sandwiches. We took the acid and then we went to the office. We probably took. No, you did. Yeah, you did. You had me take edibles and bong hits to calm the acid down. I'm still not even sure if that's a real thing or if you just wanted to be more bucked up but it was

like that one and the best part of that was Duncan at the end sending that video where I think we laughed for like 30 minutes straight just off of that video that guy dancing around flipping his dick around with his hands and he was like a transsexual

something he had like a pussy hair but a dick was in there somewhere and he just got stripped naked the thing about that night was what I tell people all the time acid is non-planned event. You never plan acid.

Acid somebody comes over and you're like, Mike, what's going on? Nothing. I got no work tomorrow. Right, fuck, let's do some acid. What do we mean? What are we going to do? Just let the universe take you.

And that night, the universe took us. I mean, Ari took his shirt off. Well, he laid down. He laid down for a while. And then the killer was, you know, when Duncan sent the text of the guy dancing naked and we fucking lost it. But the best one, I just, I looked at my phone, I never did it before, and I just

masked emailed everybody. I just masked email everybody. It had to me midnight. I said, I don't give a fuck. And there was only one person who said something to me, Rogan. Rogan was like, what the fuck was that? I can't have that on my phone. He nearly died when he saw that little, it was some little Mexican guy from Narcos.

He comes out with some Mexican music out. He just starts stripping. stuff and when he pulled his pants out he had a bush he had more head on his fucking dick than i got on my hair yeah and he had like i don't know it was like a clip and a dick coming out of it like it was like a combo package you know right it made me feel good about my dick but like yeah yeah that's something else i don't know if we've talked about is you have a no texting rule but when you text it's going to be fog i can't tell you how many times i woke up at seven in the morning to a text from you of just the most outrageous

piece of shit like like like the longest shit you would just say it wouldn't know words either just a piece of shit and it would pop up like seven in the morning you text you it's like and it's hysterical but like you text the craziest shit you text that and he text food every time you'd go back to jersey you'd text me like pieces of pizza or the egg roll at chans like you you text some crazy shit i text big shits to you sigura and burr christia sagura got the biggest kick out of You can't text a shit picture on Twitter because then you'll get a 22,000 back. For weeks, every time you open up a Twitter,

you'd think like it's happy birthday. It's a big piece of shit with shit all over the toilet. You can't do it on the Instagram or anything like that. No, you can't do it. But to each other, I would send them to fucking Tom. And Tom would actually look at it and large it and go, what the fuck? It's 22 inches.

What did you eat? You know, Tom would really mess with Tom's insides. Like, why would, why would you send me this now i got to take a shit to match it you know what am i going to do i mean it was just people have no idea the the craziness that was going on then we after lee's apartment we moved into an office in like a horrible part of town oh yeah didn't you hit somebody with your like car door at the 7-11 there something that 7-11 was guys it was fucking real There was a 7-Eleven on Magnolia and whatever.

Over-Langersham, past Lankership? What was our street? Not Comston. Coenga, maybe. Coenga, it was Coenga, and there was a 7-Eleven there that, you know, had his moments. From time to time a Hindu got hit, you know, a homeless guy would throw a bottle of fucking milk at him or something. Then you had the Laurel Canyon 7-Eleven, which was fucking ISIS. every time you went in there

they had the turbines on they had the fucking music on after eight minutes you'd be fucking saying jihad because they would play the music on loud like you'd be in there going next thing you know you're dancing jihad jihad fuck America and then they killed the owner

yeah they killed the fucking owner the ISIS people right in front they stabbed them to death right in front of the laundry man nah nah people you got to be in on this shit to believe it but then there was another 7-11 on Burbank and some street it was in burbank we rented an office yeah it's burbank and coin it was a dump the office was a dump oh yeah had no windows no ac no ac no ac the table and we had a

an african-american accountant next to us or a consultant not even that it was a what do you get a notary a traveling notary republic she fucking hated us i mean she hated us from day one we And we like made, there was no window, so we couldn't smoke weed in there. And we didn't. We never smoked with in there once. No, we smoked a vapor pipe that you can't smell. And we have Felipe in there one day. And next thing you know, she's banging on the fucking wall.

If you listen to the Felipe episode, she's banging on the wall. We're fucking ignoring her. We're laughing her asses off. Then we were in there, and there was an earthquake with Rick Ramos. Oh, Jesus. I forgot about that. The earthquake were Rick Ramos when we were in there and we just stopped. That was a tremendous podcast moment.

We had my god, my uncle in there. Yeah, we did do it with Jerry Roacher, yeah. And then we took over. Then we found, then we were going to move out to like fucking the barbecue place all the way out there in North Hollywood. And that was just a dump. The guy's like, I walked in there. I was there three minutes and I'm drenched with sweat.

And I go, what's up with the air conditioning? The guy goes, it's on. Oof. I go, you're fucking crazy. What is it at? And he goes, 78. What normal people put it out. I'm not in my house.

No. My shit's at 52. There's penguins fucking running around the house, the vent, the whole fucking thing. But then I did a podcast for Dre Great, Dre Great. Gray Drake. Oh, but you're forgetting an office. Which one? You're forgetting the one next to the in and out where the homeless guy was in the

hallway sleeping. And that was a good office. That was a very good office. A little creepy. We're about to get killed. Yeah. Because when you left there, it was fucking scary. It was just dark.

But that was a fun one because we would do the periscope on the stairs. Yep. We would put away two fucking joints. Oh. And there was like an acting school downstairs. There was a lot of weird shit in that office. But they didn't mess with us. There was actually, we found out a weed delivery company also in that building right at the end.

That was right before we were going to move. But that office, that's where we had Angel Salazar. That's where we had Stephen Bauer. We had Dennis Hoff. Dennis Hoff with his assistant fucking the rapist with the harmonica when he kept playing the fucking harmonica and you would freak out. And then I don't know what made this move there from there. We were in good standing.

Didn't the other one become available or something? Right. Over the holidays, like January. I had mercy and I took it to the park and my wife was like, bring her back in an hour and I'm like, what the fuck we're gonna do back in the house in an hour? So I kept her in the park all fucking morning.

I went to 7-Eleven. I got his hot dogs and shit and I got her an ice cream and as we were walking back, the guy came out and he goes, hey, you're still interested in an office? We have one available on the second floor and I was fucking blown away.

You know, he goes, it's going to take a week because we've got to get the caskets out of that. I go, one fucking caskets. Because across the street was a funeral parlor, and they were using it as a casket place. I didn't know that. Jesus

Christ. I didn't know the caskets were being stored in there. Yeah, there were caskets in there. What are you fucking nuts? And that was the final office. We were in there for four years, and it was just tremendous. That office was,

I still remember breaking the walls down, how painful it was. You know, it was kind of not Bueno. But, you know, Lee, we did the eight years. You got the fucking Lee Syatt and out of space, which hopefully someday you'll turn into an NFT or you're just going back. Oh, that's coming. And it was just really weird.

How did you feel when I came to you that day and said, because it was about a year ago. Yeah. It was about a year ago that I said. said, you know, I think it's time for us to end this. How did you feel at first? Well, I wouldn't have stayed in L.A. Nearly as long as I did if it wasn't for the podcast.

I didn't like it. I miss some people in L.A. And I miss the weather right now. But L. I didn't. I never liked L.A. There's always going to be a little bit of sadness. But it wasn't, it wasn't really out of the, Blue, you've been talking about leaving for like three or four years, it felt like at least.

Like, no, no like nailed down time. But, you know, I always, wherever you, because I, I've said this for months and people ask, I honestly feel like our relationship is better now. Yes. I feel like it, it's good. Because, I mean, you've seen TV shows, podcasts, anything go on for too long. and that wouldn't like that would hurt um i had a great time doing it i i miss you but it it is kind of weird i'm not i'm not a very religious person but if you look at it we

started the podcast the first week of september 2012 and ended the last week of august of 2020 like exactly eight years and And we like, and I even told you, I was like, hey man, like I, I don't want, I just want us to be cool after this. Like I would, I would have hated if like I moved to New Jersey and then there was a blow up or, or I didn't like New Jersey or whatever. And then we didn't talk. So I like, it almost worked perfectly. Like it as much as I, like it was a blast and it was a great time. It almost works.

You couldn't have written it better almost. You know, Lee, I felt after the Netflix thing on the way home from Vegas, that was a very cold reality for me. That in this life, it's better to want than to have. Like, all I remember, and I don't give a fuck who gets angry about this, all I remember is being on a date with my wife at the Cuban joint, El Cochinito, in Silver Lake. and getting the call from my manager at the time that Netflix's offered me a half hour. I mean, it's April 18th or something. It's the end of fucking April,

or it's the end of May, and they're talking about a July shooting. And I'm like, even though it's a half hour, that's just not enough. That's a recipe for destruction. But I've got to be honest with you, The Netflix and the whole thing overtook me. I was blinded by it.

I'm smart enough to say it today. And I agreed to it. Then when they told me it was in a fucking pool hall, I'm like, what the fuck? There's not no stages in Vegas. Like, the whole thing was such a bad experience for me that the experience bled into everything else. Like, because that manager bled into my comedy.

And he was a great guy. I'm not saying nothing. He was just doing his job. But that whole period taught me it's better to want than to have. I don't want to do this if it's going to be. You know, my phone rang constantly, Lee. You know, I had made a mistake and given my phone number to podcast people. And they wanted something every day, every day,

except for guys like Bob Lillinger and Berg. And, you know, I was getting calls. that I don't need these calls. Right. I don't need these calls. This is taking time from my family. It's taken time from my friends. And it's taken its toll on me, this stupidity.

And you have to be nice. You try to be nice. But it was just too much. There was so much going on that people had no idea. Mike comes over. We do a podcast. He's gone in an hour and a half, two hours. With us, it was six hours.

Oh, yeah. It was nice with Ralphie. We got there at Ralphie. We'd get there at hour late. And then we would stay there until two in the morning. And then you had to put the podcast together till five. And it was a job that went from being, it was supposed to be five hours a week tops to 16 hours. And I got stand up and I got writing and I got touring and I got.

And then what about booking? Well, like, that's something that people don't know about podcasts is you have to, A, book it and then B, how many times we'd get to the office and then you'd get to call, hey, man, I can't make it. Like, it, it happened a lot. And it's, it's not, it's like the least fun part about podcasting, I think. You know, we're probably going to do this in two parts. Okay. That was the thing that wore me the most. Because we're going to tell people what a lot of people didn't fucking know.

How many times did people do a podcast? We did a good job with them. We got it done. And they never called again. People who you paid to come out. I'm not going to drop names on here and throw people under the bus and make people feel bad because it's not what we do. But it was really hard on you that you take care of somebody.

you put them in a hotel room, you do all these things. And then they tell you to go fuck themselves afterwards. And it happened with a couple of people. I just saw a guy online and I go, holy shit, him and I used to talk every three days. And one day he just decided that I asked him what he had done the night before,

that he was supposed to meet me, what happened? I didn't ask him in a weird or in an angry way. I just asked him in a, you know, and he cut me my friendship off there was 10 of those guys then you had the people that would reach out to you a week before on monday and go hey man do you mind if i come on your podcast and you and i would get all excited this person's coming on the podcast and you don't hear from them and three days later you throw on twitter and there he is on joe rogan right so they would use us as leverage and then when

Rogan put and I'm not mad at Joe at all for this Joe didn't even know it was happening you know Joe didn't know it was happening I never mentioned it to him I didn't need to he's my friend I mean he's got but it showed us what people were the desperate people it showed us uh the level of people you mentioned the name you know Yoshi I know Yoshi from 1995 in Seattle I forced the club manager to put them on stage. Yoshi would call me every week, me and Ari,

to see what we were doing the show, the guest set, you know, and we would give them a guest set. And one night, you know, Yoshi's going to call in at 6 in the morning where we were making people get up at 6 in the morning, and he calls me at 545 and says, I don't know if I could do this. I just don't feel right doing this. I feel all right, Yoshi, don't worry about it.

Maybe you're still off on that edible we gave you two years ago. And the next thing, you know, he's on Rogan with Kenneth Cho the next day. A Ken Cho, whatever. Again, I wasn't mad. What my feeling is a little hurt? You know, I know you're 20 fucking years. All you had to say was you were going on Rogan, and I wouldn't be fucking mad at you. But that wasn't the fucking.

in case, you know. No, it's, and then sometimes people would just flake and not even call. Not even call. There was a few times. It didn't happen as much, but I remember, like, we waited at the office once, I think, for like two hours for some. I don't even remember who it was, but like, we just waited and waited and waited and they just never showed up.

And or like they would come and like, I know you would always get calls. Like, you tell me, like, someone told me to talk to their manager and they wanted to pre-approved questions and it's like no yeah it's it's ridiculous and then you would even tell me that like getting getting paid for the podcast for the for the sponsors was months of work like it wasn't just it wasn't just us going to the office and having a good time like it was it's honestly a full-time job just to do that and then you also had your comedy you had the book you were writing. You had being a father. And we also, something that people I don't think know, is a lot of podcasts take breaks, take a vacation. We didn't start taking Christmas off until like

two years before it ended. Like we just went straight every week, two episodes a week. I don't think we missed a week. I don't, I literally don't think we missed a week. No, it was, uh, And we were doing them. First, we started at 6 in the morning, which was fucking rough because you and I were getting up in the middle of the night. And you were working. You were going straight from a job to that. Right. And then we fucking, you know, moved it.

You got to remember, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, I'm getting up on the 4 a.m. flight to go to some city. Friday, I'm getting up to do fucking radio. And then Sunday, I'm sleeping three hours to fucking make the six. say in flight back to LA I was gaining weight my fucking sleep was terrible you know my blood pressure was always running high

and I didn't have a fucking clue of what the fuck was bothering me you know something was eating away at me but it didn't really dawn on me this whole thing didn't dawn on me what we were doing until you started

going to therapy then it really started to fucking bother me. Really? It wasn't about, like, it wasn't about, I wasn't going there crying about you or anything. No, but just the fact that I knew that you were unhappy about something made me

fucking really think. We'll cut it there and we'll save the rest for Wednesday. We'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. We're going to wrap this up, and part two will come to you on, fucking Wednesday. I'll see you then. Thanks, Lee. Thank you, buddy. Thank you for having me. We'll keep this conversation. No, no, we're going to keep this conversation going. Right.

Straight to fucking, uh, because this is where the nuts and bolts of this conversation comes in. I thought we would get to it before it. But let's leave it there with you joining therapy, all right? Okay. Thank you for coming on. And, uh, we'll see you in 10 minutes. Thank you, buddy. It was good seeing Lee. That was the first part. It was really good fucking seeing Lee. And I told you. you guys that uh he sounds a lot better uh he looks better he's happier with his mom up there guys listen i have a certain gift and it's i was taught to me as a young man you have to know when the fold of the cards you have to know i don't care if you have a drug operation if you're in

it three four years you got eight million put away you've never got a fucking indictment against you you fucking you know your home life is solid which is never is because you can't be a fucking junkie and a father but if you're doing it as a business and your kids are happy one day you have to look and say how much longer can i do this until i go down until this business goes down this industry goes down this error goes down or better yet i go down you have to know when it's time to pull out as painful as it was this was hard for for me. I had to leave. It just wasn't canceling a podcast. It was leaving LA. It was rerouting my family. But you know what? We're here today. And today, this is Uncle Joey's joint. And Lee's got his podcast.

And that's what this is all about is evolving. And you guys saw it. We didn't tell you a fucking story. This isn't the stories I used to tell on the church from 30 fucking years ago. This is what's happening now in front of your eyes. So we're not fucking just talking to talk. We're walking. We're the motherfucking walk-cock suckers don't forget july 16th out of the ice cream shop in uh studio city california laughing gas will be available to you tremendous the refa i need for you guys to do me a big favor though right now i don't need any patreon i don't need anything i need for you to go to instagram and to click on friend fucking at laughing gas with two gs at the end laughing gas just friend this we're going to have announcements on there

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