The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #078 | LEE SYATT Pt. 2 | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

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We got the Lee interview part two. What's happened, you bad motherfuckers? It's Wednesday. The 7th of July. beautiful day to be alive. We're back. What the fuck has happened in two days? Nothing.

I had my guitar lessons. Listen, I am digging my fucking guitar lessons. It's the only thing that's a hobby. Like I said, sometimes hobbies are better than fucking going for something. I'm 58. It's not like, you know, I told Mike the other day I got up with the guitar for the first time. Like I always play it sitting down. You know what I'm saying?

But I stood up with the guitar and tried to play it. Not too good. You know how sometimes you get up too fast and you get dizzy? Yeah, it was the same thing. Only the guitar was dizzy. The guitar was like begging me. Sit back down. This is not fucking working.

But I'm digging it. I know the beginning at the ACDC. I'm working on cocaine by Eric Clapton. I wanted him to teach me a couple lines from Heartbreaker. And it's just fun. That's it. There's no expectations. I'm not learning how to do.

read music. I don't want to join a band. I don't want to do none of that. It's, you know, throughout this whole thing, it's just been a hobby. Like, some people collect stamps. Some people watch porn. For me, you know, this fucking house shuts

down at fucking 9 o'clock at night. Like my wife and the baby, I'm like, oh, we're tired, okay. Go to bed, so what am I going to do? Come down here and watch TV. The same shit every fucking night. So I try to do different things. I make notes for Erica to write the book.

This week we should be signing the fucking deal for the audio book and the regular book. We got nine chapters under our motherfucking belts. Fucking Laughing Gas will be out July 16th at the ice cream shop in Studio City and then we'll get out to other stores. I will keep you posted on what stores, but you need to do me a favor.

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I smoked a little butt of it and I was impressed. It didn't take me to fucking Marsville. But, excuse me, it took me to where I needed to be, you understand? So it wasn't bad. My nephew gave me some Jersey weed. It was fucking pretty good. I want to run it by Mike.

So at least Jersey's making a fucking climb for it. But you know us. We're always running with the fucking Ziki. We don't give a fuck. They're the ones that help me put together the laughing gas. And, you know, I've been smoking with them for three, four, fucking years. It's tremendous

re-for. I hope you enjoy it. Listen, I hope you enjoyed Monday's podcast with Lee Syatt. We didn't lie to you. We taped two parts and today we go a little deeper into what happened with the therapist and all this shit. So I hope you enjoyed it. It was great seeing

him. Let's go to the video replay. Enjoy Lee Syatt. Yo! What's up? It's been a long time. It's fucking Wednesday, cock-suckers. I wanted to do this in two parts. So we were talking about when we took off on Monday, we were talking about you getting into therapy. Right. And I started seeing your mood getting a little darker. You were getting

darker. You were having trouble sleeping. And that's when I was taking a look at that podcast and feeling the weight of it. I'm sorry. I feel bad. No. No. No. I don't want you to apologize. Because by you going to therapy, it opened up my mind. Okay. It opened up my mind to think about what the fuck, this poor kids in therapy. What am I doing to him? Where is his mind going at night with these edibles?

All of a sudden there was an air of guilt to me. I had this guilt to me. And the other guilt was, this kid's been doing this for six years. I think you were about to turn 30. Probably, yeah. At the time. Yep. And I was like, you know what, man, I'm 50-something.

I've done time. I've done this. You know, I got my dick sucked behind the church. You do all these things and you're proud of some of the stuff, but you're not proud of some of the other stuff. You weren't doing any of those things. I was encouraging you to going out. You know, you were getting paid.

You had access to weed. You had access to fucking edibles. You had access to, I mean, you could have been your whole new Cosby. You could have just dumped fucking ABX and every chick's drink at a fucking bar and see who passes out first. But, you know, you weren't doing those things. In fact, you got even more isolated. And on the flip side of that, I was doing the same thing in my house. All those edibles and all that shit and all the stupidity from the podcast,

from the people canceling to people not showing to, I was thinking of this one fucking girl. Don't mention the name. Okay. That got to the podcast late. And then she had the balls to look me. in the face and go, oh, by the way, I don't do any longer than 30 minutes on a podcast. Yeah. And two weeks later, I see you doing three hours on Rogan.

And you're like, you know, you can't win. You try everything you can. I knew the girl for years. I was always very sweet, though. We had a great relationship, you know, doing comedy. And all of a sudden, you come in here with that attitude. You know, it was all those things. things that made me think.

I mean, you were, and then you got into comedy, and I didn't know where that had come from. You know, you wanted to do comedy, and you were really working it. You were heading out to the fourth wall. You were really doing it. On the other hand, I was feeling guilty because I couldn't take you with you, me with you, because I had you with me all week. Now I'm going to take you with me on the road, and we're going to really fucking hate each other.

You know what I'm saying? Right. And I got Dean Delroy. I got all these other people who were at a different level, who also needed money. So I wanted to spread the wealth. You know, I wanted to spread it around all my friends. You know, when you started doing comedy,

I got really nervous. Really? Yeah, you were going to different spots at night. And I always felt I was a little responsible for you. Like, things you didn't know when I was coming back from the store, I would drive by your house just to make sure the fucking, your house wasn't on fire. I remember one of the angriest you ever got at me was one of our first sponsor.

It was Hulu. I was having a party at Comic-Con in San Diego. So I took my ex down there and Red Band was having a show and it got back because I had a couple of drinks before the show and it got back to you that I had driven home drunk from San Diego, which I didn't. I had like a couple drinks before, but then in the two hours of the show I had sobered up. And you called me like angry, but like be out of out of love. Like you, you would always do that. You there was a lot of times towards the end, especially during, I guess not right before COVID and a little bit after is you would just show up at my apartment and we would take

an edible, do a like sit in the car for 10 minutes. Like you brought me Cuban fried rice a couple times. Like you, you did care about. And then, like, I, um, you would always get like nervous if I was going on the road, like driving a long ways. Like you, I think of people thought about you, they might think like, you don't really get nervous or like, not that you don't care about people, but like you get like you get actually like really like I was,

I would call you like when I got home from places like, I'm home. Don't worry about it. Like you would. And you might say it in a funny way. Like don't go down there. What are you going down there for? but like it's coming from a place of like I don't want you to get hurt.

Like I remember I drove Uber for like a month and you really didn't like that. You're like, what am I going to tell your mom if someone stabs you in the heart? Yeah. He's driving. Why is he driving Uber? You're paying him, you know. Mike leaves here and I tell Mike the first thing when you get home hit me back. Right.

Whenever I go out at night, I drive by Jimmy's house. I drive by Christina's house. All my friends, just to make sure there's no creepy people in front of there. You know, you were on my watch, I was on your watch. Yeah. And I wanted that love to come through the screen. I think that's what people appreciate the most about the podcast. That's what people hated when I first came back with Zoom.

They didn't see the love across the stream. That's why I got to tell people, I can't put people on Zoom if I don't know you. Right. I'd love to get you on. You're very interesting. thing, but they got to feel that connection. You know, I cared about you. I wanted the best for you.

And at the end, like, what the pandemic hit, do you remember us having a fucking specific, I want you to tell me the truth, a specific talk, maybe the beginning of April, where we both looked at each other and we said, a lot of things are going to change from this pandemic. People are going to change their minds. Oh, there was like two or three, at least, if not four podcasts about that, like, very topic. Did you ever thought that it was going to be us when we were having those conversations? I didn't pre-think it at all, but like I said, last week, you made it very clear from like almost the beginning as soon as you had mercy that you didn't want to raise her in L.A.

So when you called and told me that you were leaving, I wasn't, I wasn't shocked by it. When I remember around March when like you started to hear about it in Europe and Asia and it wasn't really here yet. And I would take walks with Steve Simone and Jimmy Schubert and we would talk and even like even the presidents had all be gone by East. and then we thought maybe by July it'd be over. And then it just, it got to the point where, like already before then, I wasn't doing much.

And then there was literally, like, we probably weren't even supposed to be doing the podcast. I think I even asked you that once and he laughed at me. Like, listen, we're still going to do the podcast. But, like,

that was the only time we were leaving the house from, like, the middle of March or April. through August and we were there. It was all we were doing. And to be honest, I wouldn't, I wouldn't have said I'm leaving

fuck the podcast, but it makes sense. Like it just, it, it didn't make sense to keep living like that. And they just ended. Imagine if we'd been there until April of this year, living,

wearing masks on the podcast, guests didn't want to come. I mean, it would, have been awful it would have been terrible the way i looked at it was i looked at what we have done i looked at the situation in my house you know my daughter wasn't in school right you hated that it was weighing on it was weighing on my wife it was weighing on me um comedy was weighing on me you know when you go to pee in the morning and you have a knot in your stomach because you got to go

to the store or the only thing i really enjoyed was that office and that podcast. You know, it was great to go there at night and find the fucking pill. You know, what kind of pill? You got no computer to see what M.D is, so. You wouldn't have looked it up anyway. Yeah, I wouldn't have looked it up anyway. You know, they were all great things, but all good things must come to an end.

Right. And the name of these two episodes is living in hell and not knowing. We were living in a hell and we didn't know it. You know, I lived in hell and I didn't know it before I went to prison. I lived in hell and I didn't know it while I was married the first time. And I think the last four years of the podcast, we lived in hell and had no idea we were living there. I mean, it's so weird to say this until the day that I threw the table off. the fucking thing to Salami and Brett and we were done with the boxes and Damon was helping us pull down the things

when I ripped those walls off I was like we were in hell in here this was just a different form of a prison you know when Chris Cornell sings fell on black days he talks about doing time he wasn't talking about doing time he was talking about doing that mental time something's weighing on you something was weighing on you the thing that was weighing on you the thing that was weighing on you the thing that was weighing on me the most was one we had done 800 episodes we had nothing else to prove two i could see that if you stayed a little longer i thought something bad was going to happen either you would snap call me one day and say you can't do it no more i could see you slowly going into a depression it was a slow depression i was calling you a at 10 and you were just waking up you couldn't sleep at night so all these things are weighing on me then i thought about myself when i was 21 and i was making good money and i thought i was having a good time being a bookie i thought i was cool and shit and i go i can't keep doing this the rest of my

life this is not going to work out i'm not going to get a resume after this you know what happens if i do this to i'm 31 this is funny because i kept i here i was 21 And I'm like, what if I do this until I'm 21, or 31? What happens if they get busted? How am I going to get another fucking job? You know, how the fuck am I going to get another job? Who's going to hire me? Nobody.

I got no fucking work history. So I started looking at you. And then July 12th was when fucking fucknut, Newsom said there's not going to be any fucking school for the rest of the year. and that devastated me and my wife and I took my wife in the other room and I remember saying I spoke to Jimmy Florentine his sister-in-law is going to call you

we're going to buy a house and my wife going so what are we going to do? I go we're just going to pick up and leave and move and we'll get Lee an apartment you know and I remember calling Jim and going Jim do you think she could find Lee in apartment and Lee goes

and she goes she's going to find Lee an apartment but it's going to be four towns over this isn't an apartment town you know and I'm like fuck he's going to have to be like an old bridge or fucking you know Genghis Khan

or whatever the fuck town this is you know so I started thinking about and I go wait a second this fucking kid is living in hell doesn't take a genius you didn't want to date anymore you were eating to kill the pain, the same pain I was killing with the fucking edibles and the fucking Xanax.

You know, I had had that Xanax for fucking 20 years in my house. Never ate of Xanax before. Started watching World News Tonight and my panic went into, I remember nights that I would get in the car, get out of the car, get in the car, get in the car, get out of the car. That's not normal. That's not normal. This is the first time I'm exposing this on a podcast. there was nights that I would get in the car out of the car 10 times and then I would just sit on the couch

and try to get my composure to me and tell my wife to bring me ice so I could put it on my forehead. Yeah, you never told me that. And she'd go, you got to go do the podcast. Go. You know, like I had all those episodes. Another than I had that when I was going to a UFC fight at my friend Todd's house.

You know, I was just the fear of the fucking, you know, I didn't. I didn't want to die and I didn't want to give it to you and I didn't want to give it to a guest. I didn't know if it was real. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. So, but back to the situation with my wife, I told my wife, I don't think I'm taking Lee. I'm not doing him any favors. I'm not doing Lee any favors in this life.

He's in a rut. I'm in a rut, but I'm in a different rut. I was in a way different rut than you were. I was enjoying doing the podcast. I thought we were going a little overboard with the drugs. I couldn't believe what I was smoking. Right. You know, I started looking at what I was smoking

and knew that this wasn't going to end well. You know, I have stomach problems today, little noises and shit I hear from time to time. Really? You know, what do you think you're going to hear after you eat 10,000 fucking elibals? stars that have that sirdo in it or whatever it is to hold that gel together you know that's got to not be good to you you know i mean we were eating everything there wasn't anything that we didn't

we were drinking i reminded you of the tubes the other day oh yeah oh my god like a little five-hour energies of those yeah they were five-hour energy pure t-h-c 100% tube you know we were talking about that the other night i mean there was just so many fucking things we were doing wrong, but the thing I felt I was doing the worse was, it's like what you said, you know, I was bringing you Cuban fried rice, which is 20,000 calories on its own. Well, you did that like twice. It wasn't like every day you were bringing that. And, and, I mean, the edibles, you always thought, I always, I feel like I hurt your feelings a couple of times. You always thought when I would say, oh, I'm gaining weight because of the edibles

or partly because of the edibles. I'm an adult. You didn't force me. I mean, and you eat edibles and you didn't gain weight. First of all, I didn't do a fuck about your weight gain. I had my own problems. I was going home and eating six salami sandwiches,

three apples, a bag of Pirates booty, Swiss cheese. I haven't touched salami since October. Damn. I was going through a pound of salami every three days. Like, just go home at night and start with a salami,

a piece of salami. salamis, two salamis, three salamis, I got no bread. And then I would eat fucking two salami sandwiches, you know. I would stay up till three in the morning, get up at seven, you know, and walk around with mercy and think that was okay, no naps all day. Yeah. And then going into the toxicity, which is comedy. Yep.

You know, I was, I was poisoning my body. I was poisoning the temple of doom. and on top of that I'm fucking toxic from these fucking desperate people that are walking around you you know

always trying to get something from you always trying to come into you on a light and it got to the point where I didn't know who was who anymore I loved you I love Steve I love Jerry Rocha I love Di Agostino I mean you young guys were the guys

that were the glue in my life you know Eric Rocha you guys are the guys with a glue, Mike, the fucking stars of comedy and those guys, they were just, you know, hi, it's great to see you. Oh, my God. How is Toledo? Get the fuck out of here. Right. You know, it all sucks. We were all lying to ourselves. I was lying to myself. I was saying to myself, oh, I'm having a good time. This is what I should be doing until I found myself on a plane Thursday, Saturday, and Sunday. I would get off the fucking playing on the Sunday and my back

hurt for fucking two days, you know, and then I'd have to go work out and all this shit. But the final thing was, Lee, I just wanted you to have a normal fucking life, and I wanted you, your confidence was low.

Yeah. My confidence was low. I needed your confidence to come back. You were a happy fucking kid when we started. I remember when we went to see Grudge match at the movie theater with fucking salami, all of us.

We were happy fucking people. Yeah. That had disappeared. That had disappeared that that podcast had, we took the podcast and turned it into a job. You know, that's why I couldn't take a fucking week off. I felt that people fucking depended on us, you know. But then you put the podcast out and tell Lee to fix the fucking hearing. Yeah.

I can't hear the fucking thing. You got too high. You shouldn't have. on an Atlanta Brave shirt on. It was like, we're giving you content for free. Right. And you're still fucking bitching, you know? That's why now

I do what I do. I don't give a fuck. If you like it, you're liking, if you don't. Go watch the other fucking podcast. Go watch Disney Plus. I don't give a fuck. What's your fucking watch? I really don't. You're taking it or you're not taking it. Why can't hear it? It's not perfect. Well, nothing is.

It's pirate fucking radio, you fucking morons. I know. I know. three guys that work at serious they're doing their fucking shows on their phones nobody's going into fucking serious building it's a ghost town go to serious and new york bang on the windows ain't nobody gonna answer the fucking door for you right this is this was pirate radio since day one this was not w plj or w any w or serious we weren't supposed to be fucking a fucking $20,000 operation. But that also happened to specials.

People started a little, oh, well, you have to have $300,000 to shoot a special. My friend shot won for $8,000 and it's got a million downloads on fucking YouTube. What are you talking about? I remember you hated whenever you saw the crane shot. Every time you saw the crane at any of your tapings or anywhere, you're like, I hate that. Why do we need a crane?

What are we doing the crane for? It's a camera, straight up. Why are we fucking, you know, and then I read Keith Richards book. He does a whole chapter on live music that we've gotten so fucking smart. We've forgotten about fucking live music. You know, how to do, how they forgot how to wire the fucking drums to do live music. Because everything was so technical. Everything was so fucking technical we forgot.

You know, people wanted perfection at all levels, and this isn't, it's pirate radio guy. Right. It's pirate radio. I saw when Joe opened up his thing in all. I read the remarks Oh yeah I don't like it It's a bumble

Shut the fuck up When you do a podcast Then come talk to me When you do 800 episodes Then you come and tell me Whatever the fuck you want Until then you gotta suck my dick Right

That's it It's that simple 800 fucking episodes They all got over fucking You know A hundred thousand views on them And you're still fucking complaining. That's

the non-gratitude. And during COVID, it got worse. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Because people were... It got worse. It got really worse. I didn't see... I didn't see it just wasn't pleasant anymore. People weren't happy. And

that's why I wanted to keep doing the podcast. Because I wanted just to just give them one hour that we would goof around, you know, and just talk shit and grab a joint and don't get away from the fucking news. And I was watching the news also getting scared to death. Yeah. But I never wanted you to think that I didn't love you. I never wanted you to think

that I got rid of you. What I did was I wanted to give you a fair chance at life. In eight years from now, and you call me and you go, hey, dog, we got to start a podcast up. I gave life a chance. My wife dumped me for a lesbian, you know, uh, I can't get my. dick sucked it's time to do a podcast i'd love to do a podcast with you i loved it this would be great but at that time we needed to end it to move on with our lives oh absolutely and what has happened let's let's let's go over what has happened we both have podcasts yep guess what we're under the radar nobody gives a fuck about what we say no more they're all focused on the big guns right you got healthier

right you got healthier on your own no drama no nothing you do it by yourself with a bunch of Patreoners you started a Patreon you started a podcast you bang some Jew broad

you got a couple Jew broads up in Milwaukee you got those fucking Viking Jews that you know yeah they don't like the East Coast they like the cold weather you got those Viking Jews you know what I'm saying they don't wear a Yamaka they wear a yarmaca with like a stocking

It's the whole fucking thing Everybody wants to be fucking Barbus Trisand And that movie Yentel Oh Jesus And I'm really fucking proud of you Like I'm really fucking proud of you That you kept it going for 10 months You didn't give a fuck

You got yourself a little fucking office And I knew This was going I did not know I was gonna cut down on the marijuana I would never have guessed that. The dog, please. I did not know I was going to cut down the marijuana.

I did not know I was going to cut down on the edibles. I did not know that I wasn't going to go back to stand up right away. I definitely needed a fucking break from that. And the bullshit I was going through with that. And I definitely didn't know that I would end up a little sad at times, A little bored, a little lonely at times. But you know what? It all worked out.

You know? Friday night I went to eat with some families. You know, this is Wednesday today. So Friday night I went to eat with some families. And one of the families, their husband works a lot. Good, great guy. I love him to death, great guy. But he didn't make it to dinner.

And she was there with the two kids. It was great. We had a great time. The kids were running around. We took pictures. The fucking, and they had real Japanese people at the steakhouse,

by the way, which I was in fucking awe. No fucking Mexicans with Scott's tape on their eyes, not like Benny Hahn in L.A. They were making choo-chus. The guy was shooting sake in my fucking mouth. I almost puked and shit.

With like a butter thing. I was like this. My daughter was proud because they threw up cucumbers and me and my wife caught him in the first try. like seals and shit and then I told my wife we were both in the circus in Cuba

and she's like, that's a lie! That's a lie! You and mommy never worked in a circus. I'm telling you, we worked in the circus in Cuba. But I noticed that dude missing from the table. Yeah. And that used to be my wife. Mm-hmm.

And the first thing she says is, excuse my husband, he's got to work at 11 o'clock tonight. And he figured he'd get a couple hours of sleep before work. He works 11 to 8. And right away, I thought about my wife. And this is what my wife was doing for the last fucking 10 years.

You know, going to things by herself. She was like fucking the guy from the godfather that represents veto. You know, she was like whatever's name is. Contigliary? Yeah. She always had to show up to things, you know. And by herself with my daughter, you know, for three weeks. I went to New York.

She had to do it. All those things started to bother me when I got here. And it's okay. Like, it's okay. So now I'm with her. You know, I got to all the softball games. I want to be a part of our life, especially these crucial years. Stand-up will always be there.

Uncle Vinnie's, my favorite comedy club in the country, will always be there. The Borgado always be there. Your boy up and left Boston will always be there. Your boy at the Wilbur will always be there. If I want to do it, I'll do it. If not, I'm not. But my biggest fucking happiness is that you and I had a great talk three weeks ago, and we both saw where we were at.

The love was still there. There was tons of love still there. It had just gotten interrupted by the drugs, and there was a lot of drugs. None of them illegal, just weed and hell of edibles, but it was to a different fucking level. We got to see the devil, which is very important. You got to see the devil before you can see God.

And look, we saw God. Yeah, it's, I always said LA was like a business trip. I don't think anyone ever liked, like there's a few people who like it, whatever. It felt like a business trip. Like you and I, like I spent things, more Thanksgiving with you out there than anybody. I never, the fact that I got to spend. Thanksgiving with my mom. It was the first Thanksgiving I'd seen her in 10 years. And then I spent two months. I spent my dad's birthday with him. I spent two months in Florida. I get to see my on and uncle a lot now. You would always tell me it's good to go back to your moms or just to your hometown to like restart. And it it's not where I would have like seen my life going at 13. but over the past year, I feel like I've,

like I've really, I'm building a really good foundation for the rest of my life. I feel like I, like, I've gotten a lot, I didn't realize how big I'd gotten. I got really big. I wasn't, I wasn't doing enough stuff outside of the church because I just,

I would make excuses. about oh, I have to be ready for when Joey wants. And yeah, I mean, we didn't have a schedule, but there was plenty of time for me to do other stuff. And I, even though I'm not, like, I'm still building some, which you always say, by the way, like, you always say, like, one month you'll make four, the next month you'll make six, the next month you'll make eight. I'm actually building something for myself.

and I get to have dinner with my mom every night. I get to like get healthy and mental health going back to earlier this episode and last week and last on Monday too. It's always been something I've struggled with, but towards the end of L.A. I just, it was a bad, I wasn't suicidal or anything, but it just, things start to pile up. And when you're only focused on business or when I was only focused on the podcast and I didn't care about my health

and you're right, I didn't have any interest in dating. And I had friends, but they were all comedian friends. I just wasn't like a real person. Like I just, I did a couple things. And I had a blast on the podcast for the most part. And yeah, there were times where I wasn't super happy, but it wasn't like anything that you did or it just you go through down periods. But coming back and doing this, it's not what I want my whole life to be.

I'm by the end of this year. I'm planning on being out of my mom's house. But it's it's just been great to see that I can actually do. Even the losing the weight thing, and I think you can relate, I've always given up. you had Bobby Bobby Kelly on your podcast a few weeks ago and he has a joke that I love

that he says he's on a sixth fat and I've always given up at like 70 pounds or like that that would be like the top most times I would lose 10 pounds and I would have a bad day and I would just say fuck it who's gonna care but just

it's it's proving to me that I can do it and if I can if I can lose 100 pounds, then I can definitely build a business, then I can definitely find a wife. Then it's, it's just, I got, I was always very focused on money and I still am, but it's good to have goals that aren't related to that and to prove to myself that I can do things and build, like you said, build up my confidence.

And it's, uh, as fucked up as this last year was. I'm hoping that in five, ten years we'll look back at it as probably one of the best years of our lives. My wife said it the other day best. She goes, you know, I hate it what COVID did to society. I'm sorry for all the grandmas and uncles and people who lost family members. I got a call from my sister the other night. She cannot get, you know, the lady who brought me in. She passed March 20th.

It's going to take 12 weeks to get the rock engraved. The headstone. Because they're backed up from COVID, all the COVID debts. You know how chilling that is to even say on the air? They're backed up from all the COVID deaths. They're grinding out of the tombstones, you know? I really feel bad for that. But if you listen to that podcast or me,

I also said there was going to be a silver lining to all this. We're going to have a tremendous silver lining. And the silver lining for you was getting both of your feet under you, starting your own business. I know you're doing well with consultations. You're building a studio for people. You're really going after it. And for me, it was seeing my family looking at them,

knowing that, let me tell you something. Comedy as a hobby was a lot better than comedy as a profession. Right. And when I do go back, when I'm ready, it's going to be more of a hobby. It's not going to be a profession. It's not going to define me. It was too much. It was too much.

You know, I look at Instagram now when I see these comics, you know, taking pictures. And it's like it's too much. That's not what we're a program to do. They're programming, this desperation in you and this neediness in you. And I didn't like it. That was the weight I lost. That was the real weight I lost. It's not the physical weight.

I lost that weight on my shoulders that I couldn't do nothing without picking up an envelope. That's a great statement, but it's really not. You should be able to want to go to Uncle Vinny's on a Tuesday night and do a guest set just for the sake of it. Right. Yeah, I was going to the store and picking up $15, but I was also picking up a nice envelope in the main room. That's why I was going there. If it was just for the $15, I don't think I would have gotten.

Maybe I would have, because it's the comedy store. I want to reteach myself. I'm looking for a pizza place that has an open mic. Right. That has eight people in it. I'm going to start one. Just a pizza place. Listen, let me come in here on Tuesday.

put eight people in here, you know, because that's all I want. A pizza place, like Rick Doekeman used to have. Rick Dookeman's mother lived in Ohio, his mother-in-law, and he would do Letterman and then drive to Ohio and fucking, his wife would go, where are you going? He goes, I got to start my new set. There's a pizza parlor down the corner that does comedy. I really don't want nobody to see me.

Right. I just want to get back into this fucking, you know, thing. Not ready. I'm not ready right now. but I am so proud that because of you, I speak to a therapist now. That's wild. That's great.

I speak to a therapist. I've made some great progress with her, as you can tell, by looking at me. I still got my fucking problems, you know. I still got my problems, but we're not where we were, and that was just 10 months ago. It is crazy how quickly that went by.

It's crazy. It's 10 months ago. I mean We did The whole month of July And then we did Eight episodes in what Fucking two weeks

Yeah We moved to both of our houses We moved the studio And then we had We had episodes right up until the last week of August Yeah Yeah because I think we even did two of them Without like a wall

We only had like a wall We did like four of them I was like I had like the We had like beach chairs that we were sitting in. That's right. We had beach chairs.

We were like, I was resting the cameras on like a box or something. Like it went, it was kind of a cool way to end as weird as it was because it kind of brought us back to like, when we first started it, we were using Lysol wipe bottles as, uh, tripods for the webcams.

And it sort of ended that way. Like it just, uh, we had some great. And then even I, I think about this a lot. Sam Tripoli came on towards the end. And we had a very emotional episode.

But he even was saying to me, and I don't even know if you remember it. He was like, you'll go back. You'll lose weight. You'll get healthy. And it, uh, yeah, I just like my mom even told me when I first started losing weight. Like when you got home, I was worried you were going to have a heart attack. I, it. Yeah.

Me too. I was, we were very worried about you. Yeah, it wasn't good. You know, we were very, very worried about you. Yeah. I kept pushing you to go to the doctor. I kept pushing you. And I came back to all that stuff.

In fact, I got to go back next week and do more blood work. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, but I'm okay with it now. Okay, you're not scared of it anymore? Let me tell you something. The last six months for me were not goodly. I had heart palpitations and insomnia and whatever. I finally, from advice from people, you know, advice from my brother, Jerry Rocher,

nobody's got better advice to give you when they're staring at debt you know and my heart goes out to jerry i'm going to take some of the patreon money and send it to him at the end of this month and we get paid on the fifth uh for his uh recovery he's a great guy and he he did more for me than any therapist did with one conversation you know wow that's great but uh yeah i i'm happy i did the therapy. I'm happy. I'm on the medication. You know, I'm doing great on the medication. I think I needed 30 years of doing Coke is not healthy for you. And then eight years on looking for the devil in search of the devil on the Patriot on the church. What's happening now doesn't do you any favors. Right. I mean, you're a real family man now. Like every time I call you, like I went to a softball game.

We did this. Like you're like you're basically a stay at home dad now. I mean, you're trying. You know, you're still working doing the podcast doing a lot of stuff but it's it's very it's it's almost like like the nerdy guy from back to the future who's just like home and like like you you you I remember towards the end of L.A you got very upset even before COVID about being home at night and you were like bored to like you had nothing to do in your mind and you were very bored and you're doing less now like less like comedy wise and and you're home more now. And you've,

you've never even said once, like, oh, I'm losing my mind here. It's too quiet here. There's nothing to do here. It really seems like you're really enjoying it. Leah, I never had a normal childhood. I never had normal teenage years.

And I didn't have a normal adult life. I've always been, I've been out since 1979 every night. Jesus. That's close to, what, 42 years. Yeah. I've been out that night.

I'm 58 years old. You know what? Rich Voss had a birthday party last Wednesday. At Tiffs, you know, the comedy dojo. Right. I wanted to go in the worst fucking way. But I got to tell you something. Couldn't do it.

Couldn't leave my family. Not yet. Not yet. I'm not ready for big social stuff. I'm hoping I'm ready for guns and roses motherfuck in September 11th in Atlantic City. Oh, yeah? That's what I'm hoping I'm ready for mentally

that I could go in there. I remember when you told me you went to Florida and you went to a Greek place and the place had 300 people with no mask. Oh, it was terrifying. And you fucking ran out of that. I'm like, yeah, it's going to take time. It's going to take time for me.

It's been great. I don't wear a mask. The other day some guy was sitting next to me, double mask. And I got anxiety. just sitting next to them. But what I wanted to say with these two podcasts is that you're my

brother. You always have a space on my table. I don't want you at it. But you always have a space on my table because you were there from the beginning. I wanted you to have this life. This was the life you

deserved. Not hanging out with a 58-year-old doing a podcast hanging out with other old people. I wanted you with 30-year-olds, getting your dick sucked, getting chlamydia, you needed to get syphilis,

you needed to get ciphilis, you needed to get crabs, you needed to get a tongue in your ass. There was so many things you needed that I couldn't provide for you. Thank goodness. You know what I'm saying? I just couldn't provide for you that you had a reach on your own.

And I couldn't tell you these things last August, and it broke my heart. because deep down inside I knew you were smart enough and you would put this together that you couldn't keep living the way you were living and I couldn't keep living the way I was living and at the end of the day it wasn't that we were enemies

or bad for each other we enabled each other you know that fucking guy called me last week with the sandwich is a great guy oh yeah oh god great the spicy Italian oh I love it I don't know if you know this but we're shipping sandwiches across the country now I'm like, listen, I'm three minutes away from the best sandwich in New Jersey,

and you want to ship me a sandwich in a fucking box with dry pepperoni. What are you crazy? Ship those to people in Cleveland who don't know better. And what did you think about the fucking subway tuna? I told you there was no tuna in that fucking subway. You had spiced everything but tuna. I just knew once I tasted it, the way it went down, that's not tuna. That's like a go fish.

There's a bunch of kids crying outside of fucking subway. Where's my gofish? Where's my goldfish? They've been serving goldfish for years, those cock suckers. That was one of the most upsetting things. You would have these theories that seemed way out there. But then, like, it would turn out to be right. I forget there was a bunch of them about, like, yeah, like the subway one,

about, like, the stray cats in Korea Town. You would say some wild shit to me. You never saw cats. Cats were all over L.A. You go to Korea Town. There's no cats, but there's a special on Mushu Port. What the fuck is going on here? What are you fucking kidding me or what?

Yeah, oh yeah, it's crazy. But not my, I think I love you too. I think you know that. I love your family. You really took me in at a time where I really didn't have anybody in L.A. I had some friends from some of the TV shows I worked on. But in L.A., if you live 20 minutes from somebody, you're not going to see you.

You're not going to see it. And you always included me in holidays. You included me in birth. You took me out. One of the last things we did together is on my birthday. You took me to the honeydew. And you just like, I can't have you at home on your birthday.

You, you treated my parents. Great. You let my mom come to the Wilburr that one time. My dad turned him into a zombie at an oxnard with the stars. We had to carry him out in from the Kishi and shit. He went knocked out. He went,

dog, he had one arm around Lee and one around somebody else. Felicia. Felicia. and his little legs were dragging to the fucking car. Because he took three, he took three of the reds, uh,

375 and he, he loved it. We had a great time. Your daughter, I don't know if you remember this. Your daughter was maybe like one, two, maybe three.

And I came over your place and we had spent some time together. And we were saying goodbye on the porch. And she went in and slam the door on me. She's like, it's enough. It's enough of him. I got to see her. Like you,

it's weird. To me, we spent a lot more time together before mercy. But we, but we really didn't. It was only a couple of years and to see how happy you are as a dad is great to see. Like I see the pictures of her winning softball is great.

And just the fact that I said this to you because like right at the beginning, we weren't sure if I was going to Jersey. And I said, because you, you're someone who doesn't really make a decision until you have to. Like you're not like you don't, you plan stuff, but it's like you're the only one who really knows the plan sometimes.

And I said, I must have said it to you seven times. I was just like, hey, I just want to make sure we're cool. If you had wanted to continue doing the podcast, I would have, but now I've been looking back at this year,

I don't think there's even a question if we made the right choice. I miss you and hopefully I'll see you soon in person. But it, I, going back to what I said last on Monday, I don't think you could have ridden a better quote unquote end. And there was only really an end to the podcast. We're still friends.

You still bust my balls three to four days a week. You call me and ask me if I called my ex and if I, if I, if I looked an asshole yet. And it, it, it was just a great co-week because we were together for like nine. We did a lot of shit before the podcast even started.

And I wouldn't, I wouldn't have made it a year and a half in L.A. if I hadn't met you. I would have been back in Boston anyways. So it was a great experience. And I love you, man. It was great. I love you too.

I'm going to smoke this for you. Oh, what's that? Just to remind you, that's the devil. Oh, shit. The devil is a return. You know what I'm saying? Just so.

I don't have anything. Fuck it. You know what? I guess I do. Hold on. Alonzo Bowden gave me this. He gave it. He brought it to me from Mexico.

And he said he forgot to give it to me. The last. time he was on so I said fuck it I got it for old times sake fuck I'm gonna have to cancel a date tonight these are true shout it to truly even Florida there are 50 milligrams fuck it might as well take one for old times oh god they even smell like weed what do you think they go smell like feet what the fuck is wrong with you they're capsules they're fucking little red like this is though the devil oh yeah that's mixed with god knows what fucking the cats from fucking Korea town

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's definitely cat piss. If you're meowing tonight, have you called milkshake, any of the girls to say hello? No, the milkshake won't talk to me.

The girl in Milwaukee... Fuck her. She broke your bed. You shouldn't talk to her, that fat fuck. No, we broke the bed. That, that,

but I, the girl in Milwaukee, I can't believe I just took that. It's fucking one in the afternoon. But, um... The church is back, bitches.

That's right. Oh my God, this is fun. I love you, Lysayette. I love you. And I want to give a quick shout out to Mike. Mike, you're doing a great job with the joint. Mike's a savage. Doing great with everything.

Mike did the artwork for what was I thinking. And he's a great guy. He's a great family. Has always been a gentleman to me. And I'm so happy that you guys have each other. And let me tell you something. The other day I told him, I go, Mike, I'm trying to save you some fucking energy, time, and heartache.

I don't want you as a fucking co-host. Look what happens. into my last co-host. He went off the fucking deep ends. All right. Stop with the fucking co-host. Sit there nice because I don't want two co-hosts. I already put one guy

into fucking Lulu Land, smoking dope. And, you know, he smokes dope and he's all right. He could eat 200 milligrams. And he's skinny. He's skinny. Mike, if you ever want to gain some weight, I'll teach you. We're going to McDonald's twice a day. And we're going to 7-Eleven and getting candy

fucking every day. So you need to gain some weight. When you told me to start from Milwaukee that you fell asleep with the fucking nutter butters. Oh, and the bed in the bed. In the bed. The kid cats and you rolled up and you had fudge in your eyes like a football player. You like a Grankowski.

You had those fucking things under your eyes. Oh, I was eating. There were times I was going to the fourth wall just because I knew I could go to 7-11 and get candy or ice cream after. It was, yeah, that was like that was the not good times.

But now like I'm eating better. I'm going to have to be fucking careful tonight with that. but yeah we had we you know as as much at this podcast we talked about how some some of the times weren't the best for us when we were shooting the podcast and and talking before and after and you calling me at six in the morning for three years straight telling me to get up and like we we had some even even if I wasn't happy as a person I still had some great times I wouldn't trade it. I had a life, and I think I might have even said this on the last church. I'm a boring person, man. I'm a boring person and I would have never done a millionth of what we did on the church

if I hadn't been on it. And it's it's just a great thing to have done. And the fact that I mean, I got to know you and Simone is one of my. best friends forever. Tripoli is one of the honestly one of the coolest things about the pandemic has seen is seeing all the people who are taking off and Tripoli doing so well is amazing. Tim Dylan flowing up is amazing. It's great. It's cool to see like Andrew Schulte like you know what and I said this on a podcast. Someone who I think used to get a lot of shit but I'm really very motivated is Brendan Schaubb. The fact, all the work that he does and Theo too, but

Shab has so many things that he's doing. He works so hard. And it's, there's just so many comics get a bad rap for doing drugs and for being out, whatever. There's, like, look at Ari. Do all the stuff he's putting up. There's so many comics who, as an entrepreneur or a content create, whatever you want to call it that are just doing so much by themselves and for themselves that it's just like

you had cassius morris on here cashes morris is a young man now we know him how long eight years nine years and he he's making his entire living from podcasting it's uh and then look look looking you just had Josh Potter on. He's blowing up. It's, um, the thing that, that I learned so much from you is that I was, because I tried to start podcast when I was with you is consistency is really the most important thing. One of the things I love doing is looking, I go on YouTube and I go to like a really popular YouTuber, but I go to their first video and they look like shit. The lighting is terrible. The sounds terrible and but now they have a million subscribers and i one of the things that i always struggled with was i wanted things to be a certain way or if i ran into an obstacle i would

just give up and it's it's better it's good to see that you know man if you just try it and it might change and it might adapt but if you just keep doing it good things will happen I feel the same fucking way guy. This is it. This is it. Twice a week, you're nice. You do your thing. I'm not here trying to talk politics or trying to be a fucking genius.

I'm just trying to open up my heart to people. So they don't do the same fucking mistakes I did. And at least if they do them, they know that they could bounce back. That's what this whole movement for me has been about. Right. I love you, little brother. I love you too, buddy. I'll talk to you tonight.

And, uh, yeah, this was, this whole week was dedicated to church week. Fuck them. I love it. The first week of July and it's your birthday this month. So we'll give you a shout out. Thank you for doing two episodes and, uh, of course. Stay black. We'll put them out back to back.

Fuck these motherfuckers. That's right. They got the church reunion they want it. I love you, buddy. Love you too. Kick that meal, Mike. You kick that fucking meal, Mike. Give that Indian gin.

Love you, Lee. Love you too, buddy. Love you, Joe. I don't think you can hear me anymore, but... Love you, brother. Oh, okay. I'll call you later. All right, buddy.

Thank you. What's happened? You bad motherfuckers. So, I'm happy. See, you guys want up the church reunion. Usually I tell you people to go fuck yourselves, but after that gentleman wrote that thing on Twitter

saying how much we changed and how happy he was and hearing a couple people, we finally got a little respect for what we did, and I'm really happy for Lee that he's moved on. I'm happy that I'm getting to work with Mike now.

Mike's a fucking sweetheart. Somebody reached out to me that they want to pitch the album to the week to a television show because it needs to be done and Mike needs to be the producer of it because he does a great job. But the thing about the TV show with music is you've got to get rich from every fucking... I tried it already, guys. It's a fucking nightmare.

But anyway, I don't want to take much. you had time. I know that was a long interview that you wanted and I try to keep the podcast up for an hour. I want to turn you guys on to this too today. You guys saw, we used it at the end. This is going to be the official pipe of

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other fuckers have a great week all right we're back in more ways than one mentally physically spiritually my dick is looking a little better oh not fungi to report fungai toll report we're getting better the fucking teetriol is working the other day i buffed out my nails i buffed out the skin around the nails i killed all the fungus tremendous was smoke everywhere my wife came down here I go, that ain't dust, bitch. That's fucking toe jam. That's old fungi toe nail stuff. I don't call my wife a bitch.

You'll backhand me. But that's the way life is. Listen, I love you motherfuckers with all my heart. If you're on Patreon, the NFTs come out today. I think today, yeah, Wednesday this to 7th. The NFTs will be out. And that's it. And that's that, guys.

It was a great fucking week. I hope you enjoyed Lee Syatt. You're like, Jesus, we didn't see Lee for 10 months. Then we got to see him. two times in one week. Yeah, that's how we do it here. You know what I'm saying? Always trying to strive to bring you the best

and a good podcast, guys. I love you with all my heart. Do not forget right now. Do me a favor. Go to at Laughing Gas with 2 G's at the end. At Laughing Gas. Michael put a fucking thing up here to say it. At Laughing Gas on Instagram to follow us

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But you knew that already. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. No shit. Go to lucy.com. Use promo code. and quit fucking smoking. It's going to destroy your fucking life. I want to thank lucy.com. I want to thank Manscape. But most importantly, I want to thank you guys

for having our back. I want to thank Lee Syatt for coming on and being honest and open. Do not forget, NFTs will be out today on Patreon. Also, sign up at Laughing Gas on Instagram, please. Immediately at Laughing Gas

at Instagram. If you like smoking refa, that's the fucking page for Laughing Gas. Uncle Joey's personal fucking refa. It's mixed up with ice cream shop. That's who's going to be distributing it out of Studio City. But if you register, if you sign up at Laughing Gas, you'll know the other stores it's going to be at, and it'll make your life easier, and you can see where their specials are.

I love you, motherfuckers. Thank you for having the joint. Thank you for having mine and mics back. And we'll be back Monday. Tip Top Magoo on the fucking tent. My mouth will be hurting. I'll be going to the dentist, but I'll still be here. I love you, cocksucker.

Stay black. Thank you.