The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #080 | GEORGE @ MMA JUNKIE | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: July 14, 2021

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That's why I'm telling you to go to honor.com. Let's start this motherfucking joint up on a Wednesday. It's a beautiful day to be alive The 14th of the month What's happened you bad motherfuckers It's Wednesday the 14th of July For starters I'm sorry about Monday's podcast We had a tape a little early on fucking Saturday

Because Sunday had plans Monday I was getting fucking mouth surgery So we didn't cover the fucking UFC So we will do it today I hope you had a good couple of fucking days I did have the surgery on Monday on my gums. I got stitches on the bottom

and on the fucking top. Tremendous when you get stitches in your mouth. The feeling is the fucking needles were enough. He put the fucking liquid cocaine on there, but he only sat me there for like two fucking minutes. And all of a sudden things, I just started getting fucking needles to the mouth

that were coming out of everywhere. I couldn't even fucking control them. I had earphones on. I had my eyes closed and I kept feeling them. The needle at the top of the fucking mouth was the one that killed me. That one, I never got a kneel in the roof of my fucking mouth. That one put me in Never, Neverland.

Even the fucking nurses like Jesus Christ, I came home last night, I fucking took one fucking pain pill, and I'm like, this ain't for fucking me. This ain't for me no more. So I got rid of them. I just did the regular fucking ibuprofen 800, and they gave me some shit to gargle with. And I'm back, cock suckers.

I'm back like a fucking savage. It's kind of weird. It doesn't hurt at all It just feels like I got a piece of chicken in the top You ever eat like meat You don't brush your fucking teeth It feels like your teeth got all fucked up

That's what I have So we'll fucking live But I wanted to talk to you about UFC 264 or 246 I have no fucking idea What numbers to even look at anymore I don't know what they are All I know it's Saturday's fucking UFC

On the gambling front I did okay I did two out of three I had Gilbert Burns for the big night and I had a small bet on Dustin and I had 1.5 on the over thanks to draft kings

I told you motherfuckers to take the fucking I fucking put it up on Instagram and on fucking Twitter before the fight for a dollar you could win 264 with a first round knockout some of years did it

some of you told me to go fuck myself now go fuck yourself you missed out on $264 even if you weren't going to gamble again $1 with a won you $260 fucking 4. That's tremendous. That's a great night out. I wish I could have done it, but I'm part of fucking Draft Kings, so they won't let me do it.

But that's why I put that move up for you guys. Listen, I was hoping that the fight went fucking over. I wanted to win on the over. But then I realized that for what I bet, I was only going to win $22 fucking dollars. Boo, who gives the shit? I would have rather win $264. But that's the reason why I posted it. What I want to talk to you about, again, again, was the performance by Connor McGregor.

We, like I said, I put a small bet on Dustin because I thought Connor was going to come in, fucking hands are blazing. And I got to tell you, was I fucking wrong, you know. I didn't like him enough to bet on him, but he's still a deadly fucking fighter. He's still an aggressive fighter. he's still fucking great as far as I'm concerned. I wasn't going to write him off that way unless if I thought that fucking Dustin would beat him that decisively, I would have fucking bet 10,000 on it or something. Fucking gone over my head.

But I thought Connor was going to, you know, come back, do what he did for Nate Diaz, look at the tape and see where his shortcomings were, but obviously not. And then we had to start with the fucking excuses that, you know, he broke his ankle in training. or he heard himself in training a couple weeks ago. Nothing bothers me more of that shit. You know, you lost, you lost. You know, he didn't look that good. But what we're going to talk about today is what happened afterward.

That, like I was telling, we have a guest today. We're going to have my man, George, on here from a man, Junkie. And we were talking on the phone after the fights on Sunday. You know, I was telling him, I go, you know, that interview with Rogan and him on the mat and what he was saying and what he was saying leading up to the fight was not good. It just wasn't good. I thought that when I saw the whole picture, it disturbed me a little bit.

I mean, after Rogan interviewed him and he was on his back and he was saying, and listen, you know me, dog, I fucking said things to people's wives. I'll tell you why, because I read the Roberto Durant book. And before he fought Sugar Ray Leonard, he bumped into him on the street and told me he was going to fuck his wife in the ass. Sugar Ray got all fucking confused. And that's why Sugar Ray lost the first fight because Durant fucked with his head. When I've done it, it's to fuck with people's head.

But that behavior reminded me also of me when I was on Coke. that's you know I've heard rumors I'm not saying Dustin Dustin Connor is on Coke I'm not saying that I've heard rumors and shit like that

I don't know if they're true and then none of my fucking business but that behavior was kind of weird and I've seen that behavior before I've seen that behavior myself you know when I was going through my divorce

when I was unhappy when I was unsure of myself, you know, I've acted in that manner. So that's why it was disturbing to me because he's one of the best athletes in the fucking world and for him to act that way. And all right, he was on the mat and he was in pain and he was disillusioned and he was hurt. So that's fine. I get all that.

You know, I've been in, when after fucking surgeries, you've got to see me. I'm not the nicest person in the world either. But then he woke up from the fucking surgery. And it continued on the Dustin Porre thing and his wife. And that's where I see the problem, you know. And let me tell you something. I've had a thousand problems. So when I see somebody acting in that manner, I fucking right away, I go, maybe it's drugs.

Maybe it's something that's going on. Maybe it's the pressure of fighting. I mean, listen, man, can you imagine being him having $100 million, $200 million, having a whiskey business and then having to go get fucking punched in the face. Listen, once you have all that money, it's rough to go in

and smell fucking feet again and do fucking sit-ups and fucking push-ups in a fucking stinky gym. It's kind of fucking tough, man. So I get it. You know, I mean, the guys on the mat with a broken fucking leg.

And Dana White is already making the pourier fight, you know. That's not fucking fair. Let the guy go home. Obviously, you see the guy is a shell of who he was. The last three fights, we've seen him, it's been a fucking horror show.

You know, yeah, he beat Cowboy Soroni. Listen, Cowboys are a dear friend of mine. I love him to death. But even Cowboy will tell you he's not the Cowboy of old. If he would have fought the Cowboy of Old, it would have been fucking lights out also. And I know a lot of years to disagree. I know a lot of years that will say, yeah, maybe, but let's talk the truth here.

You know, I mean, something's not right. Something isn't right. I don't know if it's the pressure. I don't know if he should just retire like you're going to hear, you know. This is a year injury. You just don't come back from this in six months unless you're fucking superhuman. You know, I mean, it's been six months since my fucking surgery. And I still feel it.

I mean, I'm not a fighter. I've kicked under the water. I've kicked the bag a few times. That's your foot. You got to walk. You got to kick. You got to wrestle on it. So it's going to take time.

You've got to strengthen that thing. You got to do squats. You've got to start from scratch. So I hope that this will give him a chance to look. You know, this will be his fucking COVID. This will be his little fucking breathe. It'll look within and see what the fuck he wants to do, you know. Listen, if you don't want to fight no more, don't fight.

But it's a lot better than taking a beat. and breaking your leg, you know, you were talking about putting a kid in the fucking stretcher, and in turn, they carried you out on a stretcher. So that's what happens. It's a fucked up fucking life, and you got to be careful what you say to people. Listen, I'm 58. I learned the hard way. I got a big fucking mouth.

I like to yell and scream. I've gotten into arguments. You know, when you say something negative like that, you're leaving yourself open. It's like throwing a fucking jab. When you throw a jab, you got to know that you're open somewhere. Now you just open yourself up. So when you wish something like that on somebody, when you, you know, say that to somebody,

you really got to fucking think that this could happen to you. You know, I had a thousand anecdotes about COVID, you know. I still think a thousand fucking things about COVID. You know why I don't say him? Because I might get it. Look at Ted Nugent. He was talking shit fucking COVID. And next thing you know,

He's fucking coughing and sneezing. He's like, this ain't no joke. That's what happens, you know. If you leave yourself open and you throw a punch or something, you're fucking open. So I just want to, like, listen, man, I look at Connor McGregor and I look at what I'm going through now. And I, I tell you, at 32 years old, you think you're fucking a wise guy. Dog, I thought I knew everything at 32. You don't know shit.

You really don't know shit at 32. you're just getting your fucking groove. I didn't know anything until my fucking 40s. And now at 58 I could look at the field and go, wow, I could see the whole fucking field. I feel like Joe Montana. I can see the whole field. I feel like Tom Brady. I could see 100 yards.

I could see the move before it happens. And that's why they always ask older people, what would you tell younger people if you could fucking do it again? You know, what do they think they ask them? Like I look at Connor's situation as a 58-year-old. and I go, listen, go home, get healthy, invest your money, and sell fucking whiskey. Don't worry about fighting for now. Go do, go be with your family, go get healthy, don't take calls from Dana White. Don't take calls from fucking nobody, not your ageing.

You don't need to. You don't need to. You're swimming and fucking dope. Why are you taking calls from these people so they can fucking push into something you don't want to fucking do? Listen, he's got to just take some time, reflect, and see. what the fuck he really wants to do with his life i don't think he wants to fight anymore you know that type of money i mean you do your best work when you got a gun to your fucking head you know

and it's a lot of pressure guys it's a lot of pressure he just you know rogan and dave chapelle went out and sold out two shows at the mgium grand i'm very fucking proud of him that is fucking sensational kind of mcgregor sells out of city do you know how hard that is to do and he just does it naturally he just sells out a fucking city everybody prospers when he's in fucking town the airport i mean you know you're gonna hear i didn't even know garth brooks was in town with fucking i don't know how many tickets i mean connor mcgreg is no fucking joke so yeah everybody's got a bunch of fucking vampires hanging around them you we don't see it because we're not in this fucking personal life but you i could just imagine i know what i went through was a comic

and I know he kicks it up six fucking notches, up in the fucking millions. So could you imagine the pressure he's got on him, the pressure that people put on him? It's a fucking nightmare. So he's got to sit, think, and see what he wants to do and what his next move is, you know?

And whatever it is, God bless him. You know, it's his fucking life. That's what us as fans, we always, were so selfish as fans, we're selfish in every aspect of our life. But we're selfish as fans. You know, somebody wraps it up or whatever. We get kind of, no, they have lives.

They have thoughts. They have their own soul. You have to look at them and go, fuck, this is it. You know, hopefully he'll come back, you know, and he'll come back 20 times better and 20 times stronger. He'll be 33 years old, maybe 34 years old. So you got to see where the fuck they're at. Today I had George from M.A. Junkie join us via fucking Zoom.

I hope you motherfuckers enjoy it. I'll see you afterward. Stay black. Oh, enjoy George from M.A. Junkie. What's happening, brother? How are you, my friend? Good and you? Not bad.

Feeling good. Got some stitches in my mouth, but fuck it, we'll make it work. You know what I'm saying? I got some surgery yesterday. What happened? you get with an uppercut or something? No, I had to go off my gums are fucked up. So they were a little swollen.

This had been going on for like three fucking months. Maybe four months. I went back to L.A. and tried to get them fixed, but they didn't take. She had to do some work. I'm not going back to L.A. to fix them now. So I just got the gums done here. I feel better today.

I only required one pain pill. The rest was fucking that mochran, 800. I didn't want to go back on the pain pills again after the knee surgery. But I want to talk to you about three fights. How you doing today, Big George? Doing great. Last week was fucking a world win, you know, here in Vegas. Not only the event itself, but people coming out, like, you know,

just coming out for the first time in 18 months. So people just wanted to let their hair down. MMA, people, friends and family, it all came together. You had Garth Brooks, 80,000 in one stadium. McGregor and Poyer in the arena that's another 20,000 so imagine what the strip was like. Wow So Garth Brooks sold 80,000

tickets And then in the new stadium yeah Holy shit Gart is still that fucking big Yeah I guess so I don't follow country too much But I mean I know the name and It had been sold out for a while

So he didn't have a problem I saw 80,000 either Yeah I saw a couple guys went and posted stuff up from from watching him. I didn't know he was in Vegas though. I saw a couple videos of Garth Brooks that people had gone. But let's talk about Saturday night.

We're going to talk about three fights. Let's start with the first fight of the night that Shug man against that crazy little Italian motherfucker from Boston who you have to hit him with a fucking missile to get him down. He refused to go down. That kid's fucking anxiety. That's

his nickname, anxiety. Because he kept coming. and Adam taking punches to the fucking head. That kid must have a tremendous headache today. What were your feelings on that fight? Well, we were lucky enough to talk to him on yesterday's MMA junkie radio, Chris Moutinho, and I thought he was going to be like really, really lumped up. But he wasn't as bad. He almost looked like he did on Saturday.

He took a lot of shots, Joe. He took a lot of shots. He was taking three to dish out one, but he was never backing down. He kept pressing forward. He never ran out of gas. In fact, O'Malley's the one that kept looking up at the clock. where's the clock? When's this round going to end? Because he started getting tired at the end of the first.

Moutinio was hitting him with leg kicks and then started throwing some punches. I think he should have stayed with the leg kicks and he told us the same thing because O'Malley's had problems before with his legs. He's tall and lanky, so he's a little shaky. But either way at the end of the day, O'Malley put a beating on him

and her probably saved him from getting completely iced. But that's one hell of a debut, you know, 10-day notice to go in there on the main car of the best-selling pay-per-view of the year, you know, and one of the best-selling pay-per-views of all time. You got the green hair going, so everybody knows who Chris Mutino is at this point. So I was going on a lot of fucking fans.

For sharing Fight of the Night with O'Malley. So I saw that. I was really happy for him. Get investing himself and get better before the next one. He might drop the flight weight, though, he told us. He's tougher than fucking debt, that kid. And he did take a lot of punches to the fucking head. I mean, that could be brain damaged 10 years from now, whatever.

But you know what? You can't think about it like when you were fighting. You just got to go in there and let the pieces fall where they made. Look, I'm a fucking comic and I got brain damage from doing fucking care. You never know, you know what I'm saying? It could be a punch to the head, a fucking microphone, a bombing. You don't know what the fuck it is. But he was great.

I was very happy for him. When I read he got the fight of the night and 75 grand, it's like I always say, the universe takes care of you. your job, you know, so the universe took care of him that night. The second fight, what's that? Remember the pay-per-views are usually 50,000. Sorry, yeah, sorry, the bonuses are usually 50,000, but they bumped it up to 75. The fighters spoke up during the fighter meeting.

I think they realized, hey, this is a big show, Dana, bump it up. So he got an extra 25 G's, but yeah, usually it's only 50, but he got 75. Dana had to lift the rock. Yeah, and you know what? Let me tell you something. you ever watch Kate Fear? He almost looked like Max Katie.

Remember when Max Katie got jumped in the party? He was on last week. I watched it for like a minute. Me and my wife watched it for like two minutes. It was on one night last week. There was Robert De Niro one. I hadn't seen in the fucking years.

Good movie. But no, he was a great. He did great. And I'm really proud of him. And he definitely made a fan out of me. You know, I've always loved Sean, but I didn't think I'd see anything like that little fucking monster from South Boston

or whatever the fuck he's from. I wish him a lot of success, and I want to see him fight again soon and get his shit together because he's going to be... It's like looking at a young Charles Oliver, you know? That's when I look at those guys, it's like you're looking at a guy the UFC's going to fucking, you know, just keep throwing in there.

He needs to get about eight and nine fights under his belt, and then he'll be fucking champion, you know? If he looks at it in a three or four years, or five-year window. So it was really good. I had a good time with the car. I didn't. The only prelim my watch was Carlos Conduit.

That's the only one. That's when I got home. I was out, you know, with the family, with the girls. So I didn't get to watch any of the other fights. Griffin went after him early and Condit. I think it was a five-round fight.

Condit comes back, but he just turned it on too late, you know, and he had taken a little bit of early damage. So now he's not with Greg Jackson anymore, Condon? I think I thought he was. I didn't see him there.

Jackson doesn't seem to corner as many fighters. And I think a lot of them now that they make a lot of money branch off and do their own camps. And like one of the two, maybe Winkle John shows up. And that's about it. It's like a lot of them are starting to slow down a little bit with the travel and coaching. And so I know Jackson slow down a little. Good, good, good. The second fight I want to talk to you about one, a fight that I bet that I told you I was going to bet was Gilbert Burren.

against Wonderboy. Good fight, a little slow. You know, I bet Gilbert, I, you know, just had a funny feeling that Gilbert was going to take him down, even though he hadn't been taken down that much before in his career. So I got lucky with that one. What are your thoughts on that fight? So that one was one we agree with as well,

and we went against the grain. Burns was the underdog. Here's the deal with Stephen Thompson is he's just a, difficult puzzle to solve because he moves around and keeps this space, you know, in between you and him. And he has, here's his biggest talent. He is not afraid to be boring. He doesn't care about the booze. He doesn't care if you go, man, you only threw 25 strikes the whole fight. He doesn't care to be in slobber knockers, you know, or those types of fights. He's strategic. He's a chess player. So to beat him, you got to realize you got to be in a boring fight. And that's

why this fight didn't really pop. But if you're a hardcore purist, you have to be a lot. You to appreciate what Burns had to do. You know, occasionally Burns through some punches, and then he also got tagged. So things were evening out, but where Burns is way better than him is Jiu-Jitsu, and to get there, he needed to wrestle. So he was doing these shots from, like, far away, low singles. And all he was trying to do is just get attached to Thompson's body somehow so that he could then kind of work his way into, you know, either drop him or take him down, you know, traditionally

or hip-toss them, anything. but just tie them up because once they're separated, that's where Thompson's money, you know what I mean? So I knew this fight was going to be boring and strategic, but I thought Burns would be able to put his ego to the side and come up with the type of game plan to just do that, to do exactly what he did on Saturday. Be boring, but be the guy that's so difficult to be.

You know, I love MMA, and I always hated, like I became a fan of the UFC, and my first five years as a fan, I enjoyed not gambling on it. You know what I'm saying? Like I enjoyed it. And then when they started blowing up the gambling side of it, you know, this line or whatever,

then you jump on the wagon. But at first I was a purist, you know. I love Wonder Boy. I think he's a great fighter. You know, I hate when people put down karate people. Like I fucking bothers me to death when people like, well, he's taking karate. It's not going to do nothing for him on this.

street that it helps you in a way it does something for you it teaches your timing it teaches you a bunch of stuff you know so it was hard to bet against him but i looked at the fight for what it was thompson's getting up there in the years gilbert's a little hungry you know he lost for a championship so now he's a little hungrier so maybe if i'm right maybe he'll pull out the win and he did it wasn't a fancy win it wasn't flying through the air there was no new chucks or nothing But he got the fucking win. That's all that mattered, you know. It was great.

I thought it was a night of the Mexican girl had heavy fucking hands, you know. Yeah. The little Italian guy, you know, I felt bad for Greg Hardy. I thought he'd do a little better than that. He got knocked out, you know. Obviously, Tia doesn't give a fuck. I guess somebody put hot sauce in a shoe and gave it to him, that poor bastard. Who the fuck would drink out of his shoe?

That's like eating the crack. asshole, you know, who would drink out of a fucking shoe? I mean, what the fuck it's wrong with you? But if that's what it takes to knock people out, fuck it, drink whatever they give you out of the shoe, but didn't somebody put pepper in their shoe or something, hot sauce?

Justin Poetet sauceed and those and I were doing a viewing party. He said that Ty looked away. It's not like the guy was trying to be sneaky. He actually had it, kind of like looking at him like, do you approve? But it's all happening so fast as he's exiting the arena. And I guess Ty looked away, but in the end, he starts to do it along with the beer,

and Homeboy's drinking out of the shoe, and next thing you know, you see some orange or bread come out of his mouth. But he didn't look pissed. He was so happy. You know, he was so primal at that moment. I think he just thought out you win some, you lose some with these damn shooys. But, yeah, you know, he climbed a fence and did his shooey, did a few. And then I think one guy from the second level just poured an actual beer in his mouth.

I was laughing my ass off. I was laughing my ass off. What do you call it a shooey? Shooey, yeah. That's fucking crazy. I wouldn't even drink out of my own fucking shoe. Let me go out a minute. If you do a proper shoey with them,

if you're in a setting where there's not thousands in the arena and all that stuff, and it's just you and him supposedly, you're supposed to spit in the shoe before he pours the beer. Can you believe that? That's one step. If I ever do a shooy,

I'm definitely leaving that step out. But I think I'd rather do Justin Poyer's hot sauce than someone else's spit. But that's what they say makes a proper shooy. I'm telling you, man, them Aussie fighters that do them shooies are nasty dogs. So that's an Australian thing?

Yeah, well, it's his thing, but I think it is. Yeah. Where's he from? Australia. I thought he was like, you know, Samoan. Yeah, he's got a little bit of the Polynesian look, but I mean, he flies the flag, so I think he's Australian. His background might be one of the other Polynesian islands, perhaps, but he's Australian. A fucking shooey. I could see if you know the person and you know the person.

doesn't have foot fungus and shit for you to drink out of a shoe. But I'm not walking out of a fucking octagon and you're just going to take somebody's converse size 13 converse and drink from the fucking bottom. That's just not going to happen. That's just fucking not good. No Bueno. You know what I'm saying? No fucking bueno. Goes, uh, I don't know what happened.

But during that, watch a long, they egged him on and his girlfriend walks in and gives her, gives him her, uh, her shoe. And he actually goes, pour the beer. He actually did his shoe in the middle of our show and out of her shoe. So it's his girlfriend. But I'll give him this. Not one drop came down on him. He actually drank the whole beer out of it. So he was really, really good.

But then I told him, I go, hey, make sure I thought I saw a little corn pad in there. And he almost started gagging. It was so funny. We were laughing our asses off on Saturday. But yeah, we had a good time with it. I've yet to do it. But we can honestly say he popped his cherry. now a hot chick I'll drink out her fucking shoe

you follow me like some hot chick that's got like a heel you know what I'm saying she doesn't it's a high heel you know she doesn't live in them and shit yeah I'll drink out of a fucking woman's heel that's not that bad what's the worst thing a woman could step on you know what I'm saying but as men I know when my feet have been they're fucking disgusting I don't even fucking bite my toe you know nothing I don't do nothing I'll bite my fingernails when I was a kid but never disgusting your fucking feet so I'm not down with the fucking shooies, okay, cock suckers. But now let's talk about the main card and what. So for the night, I had Gilbert Burns.

I had the over 1.5 rounds. Okay. And I bet Dustin Porrier for 25 bucks. I won 61 on Draft Kings. I thought that I didn't really want to bet Porriere heavy, heavy. I thought that Connor was going to come out, you know, throwing heat and maybe knock him out in the first round or whatever. I didn't know what to expect.

Once the fight started, I saw what direction it was going, and it kind of broke my heart a little bit. You know, even though I bet Dustin to win, I wanted a little life out of Connor. Like, I wanted to see what he could really do. it was just 25 bucks It's not going to break my fucking heart But what I saw was just really fucking sad

You know And what I saw after the fight And during it was really fucking sad What are your thoughts on it as MMA junkies lead fucking man over there? Well so I thought That Connor would be able to figure it out He made the adjustment in an A Diaz fight

The second time everybody kept saying He doesn't have the cardio to go and he wound up going the whole 25 minutes with Ney Diaz. And I remember after the first Diaz fight, he said, you know what, I throw so much into every shot, into every kick that I expend too much energy. So I need to like manage my energy bar. You know, I got to, I got to be careful here

because these fights can go a little bit longer. And that's what I thought he was going to do with Poet, was just be more efficient, more tactical, and also have an answer for that calf kick that really slowed him down, you know, six months ago. But he came out very aggressive with his own set of kicks. you know, he must have tattooed Poillet's

thigh like about a good five times and then he kept following it up with that teak tip, that front kick as well. He missed wild well, he hit him one time, Poet said, and I saw him hit him one time pretty solid but I thought he hit him more in Abu Dhabi it's just that Poet

looks so comfortable Joey. The kicks were coming at him and he'd kind of like block him and then he'd kind of look at him like, no. And a couple shots like this and he looks so calm, his breathing, he seemed composed, he seemed confident, and the game was in slow motion, which is something I remember Michael Jordan say is, for some reason, when the game is on the line, everything's in slow motion to me, and that's why I'm able to, I guess, execute. And that's what it looked like to me for Dustin Poet, whereas Connor, the panic setting in, you know,

because usually by now when Connor hit someone, that person's starting to hunch over or, you know, starting to bleed or whatever, and it wasn't happening. Poet started answered with like a four-piece combo of his own. Connor didn't like it. And next thing you know, their bodies are attached. Next thing you know, he gets the dumbest idea, which is to put his arm around and try for a guillotine, you know. And most of those guillotine don't work.

Some do, but when have we known Connor to be a guillotine machine, a submachine? We don't. And Poetet pops his head out, and then he started raining down them elbows. So regardless of that kid's leg breaks or not, I just think round two, the end of round one was the, beginning of the end. And I think in round two, Poir was probably going to light him up at some point. Connor still would have come off that stool.

He would have some firepower and Poet would have to miss a few of those, have him miss a few of those to get his offensive going. But by then, I think Poillet had proved that he just has an answer for Conner's tactics. I'm happy you said that first and I didn't say that first.

So nobody will fucking get pissed off. I didn't think he would come out in the second round with an answer to Porreier either. You know, they're speculating all this that I guess he said he had plenty of fire in him or whatever. I don't see it. I just don't see it at all. I saw him slowing down.

I saw his confidence drop a little bit. And then they called the fight. And then the tirade that happened on the floor was just, it was fucking crazy, you know. That's when I felt really bad. That's when I was like, this could be over for. a while, you know, what is going on with this kid, you know, what is going on with him? The last three outings have been fucking horrid. He's gotten mauled pretty much the last three fights.

It's like he's not even been on the thing. I thought he was going to go after the Porriere fight and really do some soul searching, come back, and even just forget fucking Porre. Let's do this right. Let's start, you know, with the number five guy. Let's work ourselves up, you know. Let's eliminate everybody. One at a time, boom, every six months, whatever.

You know, get into a fucking draw, get into a rhythm, and then fight Porreier when you're ready, and then sail off into the sunset, you know, like a two-year window I was giving him. Now he's done for a year. This is a year that you're going to be away for, you know. Porrier is just going to get stronger. Charles Oliverer is just going to get stronger. there's a couple guys that are on their way up.

There's a couple guys on their way down. But I just don't see Connor coming back and catching up. And I think he's a great fighter. And I've seen great things happen before. But I think it's going to be tough for Connor after that one year, you know. I agree. It's a terrible injury to come back from. And there's some killers that are waiting for him, like Chandler and Gigi.

So even at Poyer, because Poyer is going to move on to somebody else. And that's Charles Oval-Fara. He's going to fight for the title. Now, knowing the UFC, they're probably going to try and figure out a way where they can come back and do the fourth fight. Dana White's already set in the table for it. But would it really be fair for Connor to come back and do part four if Poet is champ. I don't want to disrespect Olivera. But if Poet beats Olavera, does Connor just walk into a title fight because fight three, number three, didn't have a resolution?

I don't think that's fair to Gage, Mokachev, Chandler, Darry. You know, he's won like six straight. So there's a lot of killers there that are waiting, you know, and they need the shot. So what I think he needs to do is take a fight, kind of like when he took Saroni. Now, I don't want to disrespect Saroni because he's had a great career, but Saroni's kind of on the tail end. So maybe if he wants to do something like that, get somebody whose name pops, you can sell some tickets, but you can gauge where you're at and maybe get your confidence. Maybe El Kukui, he's lost a few.

Maybe now it's time that you mixed it up with Ferguson, see where you stand, you know. and if you can get that win, then, hey, throw Connor in versus Poet for part four. Now, that's what everybody was saying on fighting night. No, there was no resolution. He broke his leg. But now that we're investigating it a little bit

and watching the videos, you're seeing that, you know, that leg kick that he was throwing to the thigh, to the thigh. Remember when I said he would also come up right up the middle? They're showing evidence where Poet was blocking it with his elbow. Right, with his elbow. And that's where he cracked the tibia.

He cracked it there. you know, Cormier said something about, Daniel Cormier said something about one of the kicks came up short, and that may have added to it, but I saw him block a few of those, and that's why when he stepped, that bone just went, you know, at that particular moment. And that's a defensive technique.

So you got to give Poirier the credit that he actually stopped them. You know, he actually stopped them via TKO. But, you know, they're not going to look at it that way and they're going to paint it another way because obviously McGregor's a money-making machine, and that's the only thing the UFC cares about and how quick we can get him in there when he's ready straight into a title fight.

But I would say if they took a risk and putting him in there against Soroni, then find another lightweight who has a name, put him in there, build him up, at least give him the one fight. It's good for him too. It's good for him maybe. And then see where he's at

and then maybe give him Dustin Gloria. Like I said, it's a year away, guys. It's surgery was Sunday. You know, you figure 90 to 1. 180 days. I mean, I just got my knee done. I'm fucking 58 years old.

I'm an old man. And it was six months ago. And I still, I can't fucking, you know, do a 4-4-40. You know what I'm saying? But I could ride a bike. I could walk fast. It takes time. You know, it takes time.

And that's on the fucking leg. You have to kick with it. You have to step on it. You have to wrestle with it. So you want to strengthen that as much as fucking possible before you go. back in that fucking octagon. So I'm looking at a year, 11 months to a year, you know, 13 months. That's what I'm, the window I'm looking at.

And if you think of where the UFC was a year ago, people are moving fast, you know, people are still training. People are still, you know, let's see where we go. But my heart goes out to Connor McGregor's, you know, training camp, whatever the fuck, his leg. And my heart goes out to Dustin Porrier for being a fucking champion of chance. That's it. That's basically it. Handling it with class.

He said, I hope he gets home to his family. You know, I just don't have that type of evil in me. But he did say Connor just crossed the line. He called his wife a ho and, you know, implying things with the DMs and just not letting it go. You know, I wasn't too sure about this whole death thing or whatever he was saying. You know, I always say, I think sending someone out on a stretcher's enough, but I guess if you want to go down the route of the morgue or, you know, a coffin, whatever. sounds pro wrestling-esque at that point to me. But I think Connor just, like I say,

he's having this like meltdown, you know, as a human being, you know, not just as a fighter, but I think as a human being. And I think he really needs to take a look at it. And the only one that's going to be able to put him in his place or at least talk to him, I think he's going to be a contemporary, like a colleague, even a former fighter like a Tyson or a Duran or someone, sit him down and go, listen, we all lose,

we all no longer become the man. but you can get back there, you know, if you do the right thing. But you seem to not have a grip on reality here, you know. Everything seems to be some sort of an excuse. Oh, Habib did this. Oh, Poyer did that, you know, where I wasn't at my best. Man, we ain't trying to hear that. The rest of the way, I think he thinks that we basically believe every word that comes out of his mouth.

We love him to death. He's clever. He's witty. A lot of times he's right in his predictions, you know, but, you know, the rest, we put our, we all put our pants on the same way. You know what I'm saying? And so a lot of us sit there and we just don't gobble it all up. And I think he needs to figure that out, you know. And once he does, like he's done in other fights where he's shown humility,

he usually comes back pretty strong. But right now he's still like in this, I don't know, this stage of just not being able to believe that someone else has skills like he does. You know, I watched the one presser. I watched the Thursday, not the way in, but when he showed up the suit and threw the kick. And I remember when he threw the kick, a couple people hit me up on Twitter and said,

Bet the Farm on Dustin. You know, Conner's at it again. It was just like they saw it right through the kick. The behavior has been very weird the last couple months. I mean, we've always had a crazy Connor, and that's what makes from Connor McGregor, the bus smacking the old man at the pub, you know, all that crazy shit.

But this one started, when Dustin just reached out and asked him about the money. You know, what happened to the money for the charity? You know, he took offense to it, and the hillbilly started and all that shit. And I was like, Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened? He was such a gentleman for the last fight. And then when I saw him on the floor with Rogan,

it wasn't, I'm not mad at him. I don't give a fuck, you know. It's not my life, but he just didn't look good. And trust me, I've gone off on people's wives. I said some shitty shit. But they've been when I was at a bad place in my life, you know. So I kind of see what the fuck is going on here. I wish whatever he's seeking, you know, he finds.

And I wish that maybe this break will let him see what he wants to do with his life. You know, man, you make $100 million, $200 million. it's tough to get punched in the fucking face. It really is. It really is. It's a little tougher to get punched in the fucking face. Once you get comfortable, it's tough. You know, a lot of people work better with a gun to the head.

But maybe he's going to realize this is behind him now. You know, it's too much pressure on him to come back. It's too much. You know, he's one and four now, you know, the last, whatever he is, one in three, the last couple of fights. You know, I mean, come on. People were impressed with the Mayweather thing. I wasn't.

You know, I thought he carried him for a couple rounds. You know, I mean, it's just, it's been, it's like a bad weed. It's like a rose that started out as a rose, and then it became a fucking weed. It went into a different direction. So I wish him well. You know, I'm looking forward to Olivera against Dustin Porrier. That looks like a fucking great fight.

I mean, my dick is hard for that fight and that's it. We'll realize we'll see in six to eight months what goes on with Connor McGregor. What's happening? What's the state of MMA for the summer? What are we doing for the summer?

Yeah. Do we have any great cards on the line for the summer? I mean, I don't even know what the fuck's going on. The next big pay-per-view is Amanda Nunez against Giuliana Pena. So Pena came up through the ultimate fighter. I'm sure you remember her, the Benaz Blaylan Vickson. She faces Amanda Nunes, the women's goat. And this is coming up in August in Houston, Texas. They're back in Houston. It's easier for the

UFC to get regulated there right now. It's the things, the states start opening up. Because they were just in Houston, you know, and usually they don't call back right away, but that's the world we're in right now. And then the main event is Surreal Gunn, who defeated Alexander Volkov a few weeks ago, undefeated heavyweight out of France. He faces the Black Beast, Derek Lewis for the UFC interim title. Which makes me sick of systemic, because Ngano's the undisputed champ, he just won it three months

ago. I don't know why the hell they're doing an interim title. It makes no sense. It's not like Ngano's injured, but the UFC loves to promote title fights of some sort, which they got one with Amanda, but apparently maybe Amanda doesn't sell as well, so that's why they got to do this. Who knows?

But that's the next big set of fights that's coming up. But you got Volcan Voski versus Ortega. You got Al Jermaine Sterling versus Peter Jan. They're going to run it back. And then I think eventually Angano is going to face the winner of this fight. So there's some really good ones that are cooking. Now, when John Jones is going to return, I don't know.

He seems to want a lot of money in the U.S. He's not caving. He's a heavyweight now. Blahovich is fighting Tecera. I think that's an October fight. That's a good fight. Basically, most of the title, most of the champions have some sort of,

of an outline. Marino just won so we don't know who an opponent for him's going to but look for him to be a big story just make the president

of Mexico. He's the first Mexican born fighter to, you know, to win a UFC title and you know the Mexicans love

their combat sports. They love it. They love it. And they got to do a card down there to really see what fucking insanity is. I think he's tremendous for Mexico,

you know, because he's charming, you know what I mean? He kind of comes off and he admits it, I'm kind of nerdy, man, I love Legos. But boy,

can he fight? He can fight. He can fight, you know, so I think the UFC's in a really, really good place. You know, Bellator started up again. They got their, you know, their promotion going again. They got a nice big fight coming up at the end of July, Patricio Pitbull-Fraidy, who's a featherweight and lightweight champ. He faces A.J. McKee, a undefeated fighter, who's Antonio McKee's son.

But that's a fight that a lot of the hardcores are looking forward to. So it's going to be a really, really good summer. We just lost Fury versus Wilder. who's going to happen here in Vegas, for you already got COVID. But man, if you're a combat sports fan, now's the time. You know, there's just a lot going on.

And I think now boxing in MMA and bare-knuckle, everybody's got some love and respect for each other. And it's no more of a territorial thing. You know, right now I think everybody's really, really becoming fans of the other sport as well. So combat sports is really, really booming. How many days a week is MMA junkie on now? Mondays and Thursdays,

noon Eastern, 9 a.m. Pacific. We're down to two days a week because now we started doing a little bit more like what we're doing now, Zoom. You know, a lot of these types of interviews with fighters from all over the world because it was cool to be on two hours a day, Monday to Friday. But what happens is you're locked into that two hour window. And everyone wants video. People consume, you know, a lot of content on their phone. That's one thing. And then two, you know, you got worldwide champions.

You got Whitaker in Australia, stylebenders in New Zealand, you know, you got the UK fighters. And sometimes that two-hour window just wasn't convenient, you know, it was the middle of the night. So right now, building a studio at home, slowing down and doing more video is kind of allowed us to spread our wings, you know, but we're still doing the show. Good, man. I'm happy I got to get you on today. I'm happy you made time for me today, brother. I've been wanting to get you on for a while, and I wanted to promote a talk about a good card. and this last card was great.

You know, I know a little bit about the UFC, but you're the fucking specialist. So I just wanted to get you on the joint to let people know you motherfuckers are still rocking over there at MMA junkie. Mondays and Thursdays, brother. It was a blast being on anytime you need me, man. I'd love to chop it up.

You know, I love talking mixed martial arts. Any sport. I'm one of them guys, though, that follows any sport. And sometimes I think that might be a distraction and to my to my own craft, I guess, because the sport's growing, and, you know, a lot of my colleagues, man, they're just so sharp and they know so much

and we have great writers, you know, and sometimes I'm like, am I straying too much to soccer and football and, you know, not remembering every single fight, every single detail of every fight, but I think it's because now I'm in my 50s and I'm slowing down a little bit too, but I can definitely tell you what's going on with the big fights.

We're all slowing down a little bit. I love you, brother. Keep me posted and I'll check in with you from time to time like we usually do and talk about the world of UFC and MMA and what comes with it. You know what I'm saying? For sure. All right. Thanks for having me. We're six weeks away from the NFL.

Two weeks away from training camp. So you'll be even more fucking confused. The Raiders fans are going to be in town. It's not my squad. But I can't wait. Vegas is just popping with a new sports hockey team. Now a football team. They say an NBA team is on its way as well.

well. So yeah, I can't wait for football season. Well, we'll be in touch before football season. I love you, brother. Have a great day and thank you for calling the joint. All right. Thank you, Joey. Take care. Thank you, brother.

Stay black. We're back, you bad motherfuckers. I hope you enjoyed George from M.A. Junkies interview. We just shot the shit. It was really no big interview. We just covered the three fights and the McGregor situation, like I was saying before, you know,

I'm a fan I'm a fan of the fucking UFC I'm a fan of Carlos Conduit I'm a fan of fucking the Mexican chick I'm a fan of Sugar Sean you know you're a fan of these people and you watch them and you

when you pay to watch them it's like when you come in to see me you want to see me 100 fucking percent right when I see Connor McGregor or Dustin or sugar or fucking Greg Hart whatever whoever the fuck it is I want to see them at their best. I'm not cheering for them. You know, that's why I was telling George about the gambling. For years,

I was an MMA purist. I just enjoyed watching the UFC and not betting on it. Me and Ari would go to the fights and we bet a dollar, $2 to somebody in the fucking audience. We'd have the good seats and we bet a 20 or something. But that's different. The best, the first bet I put in the UFC and it broke my heart was Frank Yeager against Sean Shirk. Me and my wife bet him when we went to a UFC. And it broke my heart because I wanted to be like a virgin in the UFC. But then once they started adding lines and, you know, I think the second fight I bet was Connor against Diaz and the rest was fucking history. You know, I like betting the fights.

I enjoy it, but I'm a fan. And that's why I wanted to do this podcast today about what we saw on Saturday night. It was very fucking sad. And it was sad for a guy like me to see this kind of stuff, you know. you watch the fights and you're like, fuck, you know, I want to watch five rounds. I want this to end right. You know, it's like watching Anderson Silver break his leg

or the guy from Long Island breaking his leg exactly the same way years later, you know, when you see a fluke fucking accident. But that's not, you know, that's what happens in the sport. What concerned me the most was his behavior and you've got to ask yourself, why is a rich guy. this acting this way you know um he lost he was always humble and defeat you know but this one wasn't good

and uh i saw some things that were a little disturbing and i know you did too you know i mean even if you're a kind of fan i know that this fight you looked at and you're like you know what this is uh a little not for me so i'm happy we clarified it uh i hope he gets help i hope that whatever's eating at him that he fucking sees it because when they throw that much money on you, you're young, you don't fucking see it, you know. You don't know whether you're happy, what the fuck to think. You think that money is your happiness. And I get it.

I fucking get it. You know, I was 32 at one time. I was 20 once. I thought that, oh, I get money and I get a boat and I'll get bitches. It don't work that way. I wish it did, you know what I'm saying? It don't work that way, you know? money doesn't buy happiness at all

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