The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 09/12/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #6

Episode Date: September 14, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about his betting days, his days as a thief, and Joey gives dating advice to Albert, a 50 man from Boston. Tim, the driver in the Jewlery store heist calls in to talk about the upcomming anniversary.  Live Streamed on 09/10/2012.

Happening now is in full effect. Joey fucking Diaz, the flying Jew, Lee, Siyat. What are you fucking shaking your head for? Lee. I was waking Ari the fuck up. You were on the phone. Who gives the fuck? I was waking him up. And then you went before I could start up your microphone. Come on my guy. This is why you always got to be fucking readily.

Always, always before you start up the microphone. Good morning. The church of what's happening now is in full motherfucking effect. Just had Ari Shafir, the other fucking, because he's the flying Jew, fucking Lysayat, but Ari's on a plane. he's the flying fucking Jewish morning. So I thought I was waking him up, but he's already on the fucking plane. Great to have you here.

Happy fucking Wednesday. You know, the day after fucking 9-11. So thank God it's over. There was no whatever. My heart goes out to the families and everything. But it's like Lee was saying, you know what I'm saying? Every fucking 9-11 you get all these fake patriots up there

putting fire hats and kazoos and pictures of cops. And Lee was all fucking upset about it. He's like, what the fuck is wrong with these people? You know, I don't even like talking about it. Like, I was watching all that discovery, Nat Geo stuff about it, and the voices. It's a fucking heartbreaker. And it happened in my city, you know, when I grew up,

I know that fucking place. But why I started on a fucking den? We got shit going on today, Lee. What's happening over there? He's giggling. He didn't want to fucking smoke the pipe. Whoa, the vapor pen is here already. I already had a slice of my fucking bang chocolate from Divine Wellness.

Now I'm over here. I'm saving the lungs today. I'm just vaporizing all day like a doctor. through osmosis for you motherfuckers welcome to fucking Wednesday who's seen the sons of anarchy last night

I seen the fucking premiere let me tell you some I was driving around all goddamn day yesterday thinking about sons I came home there were fucking some shit up Gemma is tremendous

did you watch elite no no you were probably fucking watching some Mo Mo Show about some guy throwing rocks and pigeons or some shit fuck no

it's my favorite show there was some fucking heavy duty shit jacks took over the fucking clay's got the clay looks rough too he looks like he did

55 fucking G-bos over the fucking summer. And then you got Tigged. They burned his fucking door. They threw in a fucking hole. They were shooting some people. The feds are looking from. And that was the season fucking opening. That's usually the way of fucking show closes. And I guess that's the most violent thing

that ever happened on fucking FX. Like the most violent scene ever. What happened last night? I never gone into it. Is it a good show? You know what, man? It's as good as it's going to be. Listen, I don't want to watch fucking modern family

of people hugging. I want to see fucking people shooting each other. You know what I'm saying? I want my heart to beat for fucking an hour a week. I don't want some fucking dumb sitcom anymore. And I'll tell you what, like, Suns's Anarchy. It opened up with him banging fucking, I mean, the opening scene was Jimmy Smith, banging the chick from married with children, and two chicks are having a twosome.

What the fuck are you going to get that on 7 o'clock at night? Where the fuck are you going to get the entertainment tonight with the chick with the big fucking horse teeth? Where are you fucking going to get that? I need that in my life once a week. I don't want to live it no more. I just need a couple people getting bit slapped. You got the Mexicans, you got the fucking yams, you got the fucking white dudes on bicycles selling fucking guns, you got the Irish. You know what I'm saying?

It's a fun fucking hour. Yeah. Everything else I said to, hey, get the fuck out of here. I want to giggle like a four-year-old. And you have a friend on there from the, he was on the Beauty and the Beast with you, right? Yeah, Emilio. I've known Emilio since I fucking first moved here, man. And that guy has been, I just seen something with Tom Cruise the other day.

The one when he's a hit man with Ray, you know, the fucking guy who played Ray. Oh, Jesus. And what's the name of that movie? Is that new? No, you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking. Who played Ray? Fucking, the black. Yeah, so it's him and him when they're in the cab.

And he's in the fucking movie. Oh, I do know what that. You know, he's been around for a long time. So when he told me he was on Sons, I didn't watch it for the first three or four. I didn't even know how many seasons it's on. When he told me, I started my wife would watch it from time to time. I started watching. I liked it.

Lobo was in another friend of mine. Lobo's cousin was in it. So you got to watch the fucking things to support. So I really enjoy it last night. I'm going to watch it again. That's why I ate that fucking candy. ball bang chocolate so I get ready for the fucking morning I got a big I don't have dick today dick I'm leaving them all to Minnesota nice and early like a doctor yeah

really early like five in the morning yeah why don't you fucking tell him cock suck up next thing you know I got fucking three dudes with fucking things on their head ready a blow up to play next to me cocks sucker you know what I'm saying uh let's piss everybody off today yeah let's get the video taken off and stick them again yeah fucking stick them took our shit off but because we're throwing heat who knows who fuck knows what happened. But no, no, I like all that stuff. Yesterday I had a fucked up daily.

What did you did yesterday? I went for acupuncture. Oh, Jesus Christ. And Dr. Amy must have put 92 fucking needles in me. She put two needles under my armpits. Two of them. And the day before, I had gone to yoga, and I did a thousand downward dog,

so she was sticking a needle right into the fucking muscle, which supports the chubby side of the downward fucking dog. And I'll tell you what, she put two of them in there. I had two of them in my hand. I had them in my neck, my ears. I had them all down my back. She cut me deep last night because there's a problem with my back,

but she cut me deep. When you go to acupuncture, when I leave, I don't like to plan a lot of big shit. I like my day to be slow and relaxed, and I get good sleep. You sleep great. Do you really? Oh, the night after fucking needles,

like the night after you get the needles? What the fuck is this? The kennel next door, like you, five-thirty the moon, there's dogs outside. Don't tell them where you live, man. The guys will be outside. So anyways, you sleep pretty good.

Yeah, you sleep like a fuck. I mean, all I remember last night, was looking at the clock and closing my eyes oh those are the best dimmy was next to me the cat I closed my fucking eyes bam dumb like a doctor

I woke up to some fucking macho macho man you know he's on the fucking alarm whatever fucking song who the hell knows so no no I feel great I look great I don't even feel the needles

I took you take a fucking gigantic shit when you come back from acupuncture she puts a needle like in you live and spins that motherfucker around and lights it on fire your fucking stomach fills up I drove right home and it's like you just tap it and this thing comes out of your mom

I love it if you're not in Dagabund you know what I've been doing it for six fucking years look at the pictures of me in the longest yard look at me now I don't look bad I'm an old fuck I mean I'm 49 but I'm 122 in cocaine years it's like a fucking dog you know I'm saying toast to that bitches what do we got today oh we got my man

Timmy Marblehead calling Timmy calls it on the pilot let me explain to you what happened. Timmy called on the pilot when we did the first episode just fucking around. But he's going to call back again today because like they celebrated 9-11 yesterday, the 11th anniversary. This Saturday is the 30th anniversary when we robbed the jewelry, we stole together

and we had gotten out of high school the summer of 82. And every year I like to celebrate because it was what gave me balls but took him away kind of sort of what's going on. You're all right? Yeah. You over there reading shit thinking you're fucking Copernicus and whatnot. Yeah, that, um, God, fucking acupuncture scares me.

My needles aren't as bad as yours. Like, I don't pass out. But I've been scared needles for my entire life. And the thought of having needles in my hands and, yeah, I can't do it. You'll be fine, Doug. It's going to be. You don't even feel it. I fainted a couple fucking times.

Did you really? Oh, yeah. I've gone in there and I felt a needle to, because I was a fucking momo. I eat like an edible before I go in there. I used to go on, when I first started going on on Tuesdays, I used to eat a fucking edible. My friend worked in a weed store and he'd say, come over at nine. I'll give you the edibles we've made the night before. By the time I get up there at 1 o'clock,

my head would be fucking spinning. Like juicing and gin it. Get down! When's the last time you heard it like this? No, and by the time I get up there, I'd be fucking high. You know, I feel the edible kick, and then she'd stick needles in me, and you feel the needle going in you a lot more,

and I would faint. Like, one time I hurt my knee from fucking fainted at the needle. That's how I twisted it. Oh. So I fainted at acupuncture, and I hurt my fucking knee in the meanwhile. You know what I was going to go smoke-free, but this shit from,

No-ho, where did I get this? No-who organic is fucking tremendous. It's where I got the vapor pen too. The vapor pen, if you're in the neighborhood, stop in there, get a little vapor pen by Eureka. Stone to the fucking gills by 6.30 in the fucking morning. Who's better than Uncle Joey? What the fuck?

We got the whole day today. You know, we're going to ride today, everything. But like I was telling you, well, I was rudely interrupted about Lee with fucking needles. A little of the fuck he was talking about my brother here. You know, we always celebrate September 15th. I always talk about it because it was the first time I really wanted a fucking big time limb. You know, when I was in high school, I used to walk past this jewelry store.

I go to this Bergen line. Every dad walked past this jewelry store. One day I look in there and I see, what the fuck? I go in there, there's two old ladies and a guy. The guy's got like a bad wig. And I go in there and look at jewelry. I always liked jewelry from my mother wore a lot of jewelry. I go in there and I said, let me see that ring.

I was dating this little fucking half Italian chick. You go, let me see that ring. And they put out a fucking tray, you know? tray at like two rings in each fucking slot Jesus I took a ring to look at it I looked over nobody was watching me and I did like a magic trick and I put it in my side boom I walk out of jewelry store this is this first jewelry store I mean the 80s they still didn't have the buzzer yeah you just walking and walk out I tell one of my friends that that's impossible about a month later I go because I would go

to there was a Burger King on the corner my friend Darcy worked in there and we were like 1980 so we go and get the free chicken sandwiches. I used to eat those motherfuckers two a day. And then down the corner was a sporting goods. I used to buy sneakers. I fucking go in there. So I always walk past his jewelry store. Okay. So when I walk past the jury store again, I go in there again. I ask a lady for a tray again. She gives

me a fucking tray, two rings in each thing. I pop a fucking ring this time with a diamond on a little baby diamond. I put it in my fucking walk out. I couldn't believe this is going on. I would tell my friends I'm going in there every two months and stealing the ring. The people don't even know I'm fucking doing it, guys. And they didn't recognize you each time you were in? There were two ladies, two like 60-year-old fucking ladies.

They didn't kill a fuck. They forgot about you before you were out the door. Yeah, so it was kind of weird. So one day I go in there, we go to eat Cuban for this place, Gilberto, on Bergo on Land Avenue, me, Frony, Bossa Sudo, a bunch of us. And on the way back, I go, guys, I got this football shirt on, like a high school football shirt from my team, and it was mesh with the shoulder pads. It would be tough over here.

I go in, right, I'm talking to the lady. This time, there's one old lady and the guy. I ask her to see the tray. Again, she turns her back on me. walks away this is summer of 82 I take the fucking tray put it under my shirt and walk out of that we get to the car we got 30 engagement diamond rings who I take him to my buddy Chris the fucking fish he's all coped up and shit I need to sell it was only fucking 17 18 he goes I'll get your money for these he beat us he gave it he gave

a 600 per ring or something like that but it was fucking 30 rings we made some fucking cash that was some summer money bitches plus I threw his mother a ring a friend of mine a ring but we had rob the tray of fucking rings just under your shirt I couldn't believe it but the payoff was they had this thing that spun around on the counter that you spin around and the

jewelry would spin by so the top things had bracelets and the bottom had long fucking chains and it was stacked and I would go in there from time to time and move it a little bit like to see how heavy it was and it had just a plug for the wall to make it spin around it wasn't alarmed it wasn't wired

it wasn't whatever and I made a mental note to fucking whatever I get in trouble that little tower is going down that little fucking tower, you know? Yeah. So I had enrolled at Glassboro State University, which is now rowing.

Okay. Down in Philly, by South Jersey, Philly area, right? And it's rowing now, but this time it was Glassboro State. It was like the fucking number two party school. They take me down there. My buddy signed me up. He's, I get you in, I get your student loans.

I figured to myself, you know, what, I'll scan the student fucking loan people. I go in there, they sign me up for like 13, 14, I don't even know, 15 credits. God damn it, I get a, I get a loan, and I sign up for these classes. I made it three fucking weeks, bro. I couldn't take it. I was homesick, you know, and I only was like three hours away. Like, go fucking home, and we get this fucking party going, and we get all coked up,

and we start gambling sad. I hadn't seen my friends in three weeks. I was heartbroken. I didn't know what I'm saying? I was like a little you know those people oh my god I haven't seen my friend who gives a fuck I'm down in Philly living with this guy that walks around with a night packs bringing two girls home one night I woke up and he was fucking dressed in a mask and he was banging this shit I mean it was fucking crazy I never heard about this guy before oh no his name is Kurt that it's a fucking long he's still alive in Miami's my brother he's just doing he's just fucking

fucking surviving I love him with all my heart so I go back up to fucking North Bergen for this weekend and my buddies are going nuts they're snorting they're fucking eating quailudes they're eating gorilludes they're eating gorillies biscuits and they're gambling sadly and they're winning and they gamble fucking Sunday and they win so Monday I go fuck I'm not going on those days Monday night football was huge kids this what's going on like this Monday I forgot there was football oh yeah like 8 30 at night I go honey there's a fucking football guy I hear I was watching eyewitness news I always watch Diane Sawyer except when George Sadaropolis is on he bothers the fuck out of me I like

them but I like Diane Sawyer watch fucking world news tonight to watch Diane Sawyer that's my girl I'm sitting there trying to, you know, the other than I'm like, when is football going to fucking start? And sure enough, it's on ESPN, or whatever the fuck it said. It's on the NFL. Whatever the fuck it is.

It's a double head on the year. Yeah. So, Finney, come here, Cox, Sucker. Come say hello to the American people. American people, Australians, England. You know, I love you, so I don't give a fuck who's watching. I hope you're watching it fucking Africa. Everywhere you, I hope there's...

Anyway. So, this Monday night. Monday night used to be huge guys. Okay. in the 80s and I don't know what the fuck happened I don't know what you little motherfuckers are thinking Mondays is the first day listen you know why I don't work Sundays because I like being home Monday if you're not at home Monday's the beginning of a fucking week how in this country did Monday night football go out of fucking

business it all started with that fucking what's that kid's name I thought he was fucking smart and they put him onto a host on Monday nights Dennis Miller I love Dennis Miller as a comedian but when he took Monday night thought he had it fucking intelligent like he was fucking smarter with his big fucking words go fuck yourself Cuck Sucker, you brought down fucking Monday Night Football by yourself. Kosal died, they took fucking O.J. All these motherfuckers that were the real deal, and they put Dennis Mill on. That was the beginning of the fucking out.

I don't give a fuck who gets mad at me. But that's the fucking truth. Monday Night Football used to be goddamn huge in this fucking country. Any way you went, there was happy hours. We used to go to the ground round in Englewood, New Jersey, with the fucking brothers. You understand me? You think I'm fucking kidding you. We go to the ground round because they gave our free meatballs.

And little appetizers, we go there and fucking tear up. the fucking appetizers on a Monday night. It was Nengarwood, New Jersey. I was the king of dining and dashing at the fucking underground. Then George tell the story, remember? When we used to go to the ground around, I used to take the check and walk up to the fucking manager and talk to him like, this place is beautiful. Let's get out of here. And he goes, what were you talking to the guy about?

He comped us the fucking meal. Never got comp nothing. We go in there and destroy the chicken wings. But anyway, let me take you back to September fucking something, maybe too. So we go down on Monday night and we bet this all of us four fucking little young losers you know with BTL tattoos on a fucking forehead instead of fucking Manson family

go to the ground round we bet it was either Dallas against Pittsburgh or Pittsburgh it was that was the game I just forget who the fuck we bet but we didn't put in like a 10 time we're 18 10 times in those days were 55 if you lost 50 if you were not us we were guerrillas we put fucking

300 times on this which is 1800 500 or something 500 times that's what we bet We got a fucking, we got my high school teacher, George the Camel Breath, to take a 500-time bet, which is like $20, like $3,000 if you lose or something. This is just out of high school. But here's the clinker. We go to this fucking ground round, okay? Now, it was us that was white, everybody else was brothers. These two fuck, I'll never forget this as long as I live.

That night, it was stick in my mind, and these two Yahoo's walk in. I don't even know where the fuck they were from. I've never seen these guys. This is a big city, Englewood. This is on 9, that street that connects right by the George Washington Bridge. I've been out of there for 30 years, so don't fucking be mad at me. And I go in there, and next thing you know, you throw a pass to Lynch Juan.

Okay? One of those receivers on Pittsburgh. He drops in that. We're in a black bar. I don't know what these fucking white guys were thinking with the one white guy yelled. And I'll never forget this. He goes, if it was a fucking pocketbook, you wouldn't drop. it.

I'll never ever forget this. And dirty fucking heavy duty black militants from Englewood, New Jersey just looked at the motherfucker.

One guy went up to talk to him, they squorted them out. I never seen the motherfuckers again. There was clothing ripped outside. That's all I said.

You don't give a fuck in those days. When you're from the church of what's happening now, listen, rule number eight, you don't give a fuck. If they ain't got

nothing to do with you and they're getting beat up, mind your fucking business. Look straight. Make believe you're looking at the TV. It's got none to do with you. All right?

All you're going to hear, oh, eat up. It was like when we used to mug fucking guys at the Hudson County Park, that's all you're going to fucking hear. Mind your fucking business. There's a lot of heroes out there, and every time I see the hero get shot or stabbed, mind your fucking. It had nothing to do with you.

He opened up his mouth and he took the beating. So now we lose. Dallas fucking loses. Or whoever the fuck we bet. Yeah. They lose huge. We've got to come up with this money by Thursday. Hi, Greg, Gray.

We got to come up with this money. You guys want to see Gray. Come here, Mama. I got a little of these people. This is my little princess Greg, Gray. Say hello. This is my little girl. This is the last one we fucking adopt.

Look at her. She's looking right at the camera like, What? Suck my dick. Hi, Mama. These little fucking animals love to me love. Without these animals, Lee, I couldn't make it happen ever.

Seriously. Because they put me in a good mood every morning. When I got here and your wife opened the door, there was about all of them just sitting around. Your wife was watching TV. Before I met you, I didn't like cats. And they were just looked up at me, and they all smiled and they got used to me so they don't run anymore

and they just want to like fidel me out at me it was just it's very happy and I mean but I never liked cats either we all fucking chase cats and threw rocks at cats as a fucking kid my friends used to take cat and throw them off a roof to see how many clotheslines like it knocked down and hold them shit they wouldn't kill them they just draw them off a roof they just throw them off of roof

you think I feel bad about that show and they told me that's where I want to stabbing myself but whatever as long as you have an animal with a dog Cat, go to your fucking shelter. Listen, people, they're fucking overflowing. I go there sometimes, and I'm fucking heartbroken. I can't put them on why. I can't. I can't help no more. I feed the three down the block.

I got two around the corn. I got a pigeon. I got my own shit. I'm about to get a parrot. Do me a favor. Go down there. They bring a lot of joy to your life. Cat, dog, fucking chihuah.

I don't give a fuck what it is. It's really nice. It's responsibility. And they're going to fucking zoop these motherfuckers anyway. They're going to shoot them or whatever the fuck they do that. They call them like a name to make them look nice and Republican. They're going to emancipate them. Whatever the fuck.

They're going to know, what's the name? There's a name for me. Euthanizing. What the fuck does that mean? I sat there for 10 years. Euphonized. When are they going to give them a shot for something for fucking hunger? My wife told him, you know, they fucking kill him.

So you know how that goes. But back to the fuckens. Back to the 80s. Back to the hotel. Cuckuckers. Great week this week. Wednesday, motherfuckers. I'm happy here with Mad Flavor.

The church of what's happening now. The flying Jew, Lysayat, one of the baddest motherfuckers I know. Putting shit. Together like a real fucking Jew, not like these fucking momos walking around with no Yamagas. It's starting next week. Lee's getting his birthday Yamaga. And he's going to start wearing it on the show. We're going to get two cameras.

We're going to work on this motherfucker to get some eyeboy. I just don't want you to see this fucking ugly face. We're going to get Lee on there. We're going to get Charles Bronson up there from my man Mike Maxwell. Anyway, back to fucking what time you got here? Because my man, Timmy Marblehead's going to call. He's going to call him like seven minutes. Beautiful.

We'll set him right to fuck up. So we fucking... So you lost the... We lose this money. Four of us lose this fucking money. And not one of us has a dime to fucking pay. So just because I've never placed a bet with a bookie. Okay.

When you place this bed, you don't have to give him anything? No. I just call them up and say this is the Silver Cavalier. Oh, Jesus. Every name had a different one. I look at my four buddies when I got him on hold. I go, what's the line? He tells me six and a half, 44 and a half of you over and I go, all right, hold on.

And you cover the fucking phone and you go, what do you want to do, guys? What are you going to do, guys? What, if you're walking on ice, you mind? we'll dance. Let's go for 500 times. All right. Listen, we're going to put in 500 fucking times, which is 500 to win, or no, 100 times it's 500 to win or

600 to lose in those days, whatever for 550. That makes me nervous just thinking about it. I was 18, no job, no prospects, just gambling to make it happen because they pay you on Thursday, so I want to make it happen the next weekend. I'm telling you the other day, I was telling you, I would figure out what do I need it for the week. I think 50 for Coke,

82 for Kualudes, a knife, a yo-yo, And then I figured, and that's what I bet, like a fucking idiot. And then I bet in a group with four guys. When was the last time you seen four guys go out and get a piece of ass? They don't, because they're in a group. Why would you gamble by your fucking stuff? That's the same way I was looking at it.

So I'm sitting there. We lost his money. We lost, like, four of us lost his money. We're like, why were going to get the money? So either we had to put a move together, go to the city, get an ounce of blow, sell it, which in those days, Coke was still 300 of a fucking eight-ball. You had to cut it 80 times. I mean, it was just a nightmare.

What are we going to fucking do? So I said, you know what, man I've been going into this jewelry store for the last year I've been setting them up. I'm going to rob this motherfucker. And they're like, no, no, no, no. I wasn't kidding you, dog. I had no prospects. I had nothing to lose. I had no parents. I'm 18 on the street. I'm having an apartment. I had some shit going on. But

I had nothing to lose, which is a dangerous fucking man. So I told my buddies, I'm going to rob fucking Michaels. I called him. A tyranny friend of mine. I go go buy the jewelry store and take a look at it. let me know what happens. That part cracks me up every time. What happens if I fucking rob this thing? What part?

No, just the fact that you were like, all right, I'm going to call. That's like the inner Jew and you're going to call a lawyer and find out what would happen. He calls me back. It's like if you get caught, it's grand larceny or some shit. It's 12 years. We get you out before. I'm sitting around. And what really burnt me up at that time is how fucking crazy I was.

Yeah, I was gambling. I was doing all this stupid shit. But I had to pay this guy, and other times I would have told the guy to suck my dick. But because he was my teacher and he had helped me out so many times, I felt loyal to pay him. And I couldn't let him down. I called him up like a man. I go, listen, Doug. He goes, you're going to have my money on Thursday.

I go, yeah. We're going to put together a move. If this move goes down, I'm going to give you a money plus a little extra. But you've got to promise me that you'll try to fucking bail me at. Okay. You know, I had a couple of my friends, please promise me, don't leave me in there. come out, pay the bail, and I'll fucking just don't leave me in there.

And I went to a couple friends, I told him the truth. And I'll never forget, I went out that Wednesday and it was a Thursday fucking morning. It was the third of September. No, no, it was a Thursday morning. I'll never forget that I went to bed like on a quay lute and shit like I was, when I heard the horn beat. And I was drunk the night before talking shit at the bar.

Telling this kid that's about to call that we're going to rob the joint. I'm all coked up. I'm talking shit. I'm going to rob the joint. God, we'll take him down. And the next thing, you know, he took it for granted. He took it for real.

He showed up. I was just talking shit. I could be honest with you guys. I was just talking to rob the jewelry store. This motherfucker shows up that morning. He had the hornbeat, and he's got the other kid in the car, Glenn. That's a good friend. And he goes, we're doing this?

And I was like, well, I'm in it now. Yeah. I'm in the fucking now. I committed, you know? And he had a girlfriend. Like, he basically did it to give him, like, a gold chain. He picked me up. I remember we fucking went over the plan the night before in our heads how we were going to do it.

Went over there. He parked, you know, the top of the block. And the deal was I was going to walk in, take the jewelry, run out, and my friend who was faster than me, he was going to jump a fence. I was going to throw it to him. He's going to catch it. Run up the hill. I'm going to run up the hill on the street.

And I'm going to catch him when he comes over. He's going to throw it to me. I'm going to put in the trunk of the car. He's going to jump the fence and we're out of it. Okay. Now, I've thought about this, and it's probably because you didn't want them to see. see the car. But if you're going to steal it, and why are you running up a hill? Why not just park right there? Because Bergen Line was too accessible to police.

Oh, okay. We wanted to go on a side street to get us. We had two ways and we would have had to make a left and would have been two witnesses to do it in front of the place. It was 9.15 in the morning. There was nobody on that strip. That means the cops are out all over, pulling people over. So basically, I just want to do it so we could go straight. We had the car pointed to where I was, not that we would have had a cut of you turn and make a left and then go down this to a much action on that street. So when he throw it, let's do this, let's fucking do it. We pull out, we go to the front.

I walk in, when he comes up to me, she goes, can I help you? I mean, I've been there every other month for the last two years. And they were still coming up to me going, can we help you? Like nothing, I'm like, yeah, sure, why not? And next thing you know, she goes, what do you hear that? And I go, I'm here to pick something up. I gave her some fake name, and she went into a safe. Here I was.

I mean, I looked at the door, and the deal was that my friend was going to open the door. So just in case they put a buzzer, I wouldn't get stuck in there. Oh, okay. So when I pop out, he lets the door go. I give him the fucking thing of chains. What it really was was that the building next to the jewelry store was condemned. It was knocked down. So they had a chain or a fence around it.

Okay. So if he's sitting right, you know what I'm saying? I couldn't jump a fence. I was never a good fucking fence jumping. I even got caught. Look at this fucking. I got a scar right here where a fucking a bob wild. went in and I stayed stuck to the fucking fence with the blood hit me in the face and the

cops are coming at me with the fucking dogs a dog that I fed all week I had him on the fucking payroll and he turned on me the night of the fucking but anyway so I throw him the fucking jewelry he walks he runs up and I run around the block to meet him by the time he's a he's a running back in high school by the time we get to the top of the fucking thing he throws it to me he's supposed to throw it to me but he dropped it uh I go where they're changed And he's like, they fell. And I'm like, well, pick them up. I hear the silence.

I don't give a fuck. So finally, you know what? There was money on the floor. I jumped the fence. You should have seen me. I jumped up like a high fucking hurry. I knocked. I picked up the fucking chains.

I had chains on my arms. I picked up the thing. And then I ran back to the fence. We jumped over. We both got in the fucking car. And the trunk wouldn't open. And the trunk wouldn't open. So I had to put it in the front seat.

In the back seat. I'm in the back seat. So I closed the door. You couldn't even see my feet. From all the jewelry we have. We got a call coming in. Oh, shit. What's going on, Marblehead?

What is it, Joey? How are you, my friend? And you can call me Coco. Fuck that Joey shit. That's all these fucking Republicans. You know the deal. It's Coco to you guys. Jose to the fucking judge.

What's up, baby? Where are you at today? Tell these beautiful people, the church of what's happening now, where you at? I'm on Roosevelt Avenue in the beautiful borough of Queens. New York. Oh shit. Right underneath the L train heading out to Shea Stadium. You'll hear it any minute. Oh shit. That's why I fucking love you. A little shout out to

Queens, motherfucking New York, the home of John, motherfucking Gotti. I love it. What's happening, baby? How's your brother doing? He recovering? Everybody's good, man. Your mother's good, your father's good. You call me a pig. Well, you don't call me a pig. You ate me. You're the fucking pig. Anyway, I'm over here smoking the vapor pen. I'm over here smoking the vapor pen. I I just told them the jewelry store story. What do you remember from that day, Timmy? The name's going to have to be changed to protect the guilty. I hear you, I hear you.

So it's Marblehead. Don't worry about it. Yeah, Coco, whatever you want to be called. What I remember from it was, wow, it was so long ago, but I remember being really scared. When I was waiting on the next box for you guys to come running out of the store, your bandanas tied around your face, you look like the fucking, uh, Billy the kid and his partner.

I forgot all about the fucking bandana, do you know that? Yeah, and, uh, the trunk was open. I left the trunk open, and you guys popped the trunk open and threw that, uh, that big, it was a big glass case, right, Kelly? That was a big, yeah. I'm over here smoking dope with three hands. I'm over here smoking dope like, Tommy chung and heat.

You threw that thing, you both jumped in the car and we took up, but there was some small streets, and, you know, I only had my license for maybe six months, so I wasn't,

I wasn't too great of a driver, but, remember we, like you said, the last time we talked, I heard a stop sign and the trunk popped open and there was a copseid

right on the car. Right in the fucking corner. We didn't know what to think. We didn't know what to think. You know, Marblehead, fucking stupid kids that uh... we had a lot of heart and a lot of balls and that's why you know i regret it

till today marble but i don't because it defied who the fuck i was you know we had i had to do it i had to pay that fucking bookie or they were gonna fucking stab us you know and he wasn't gonna stab us camel brett but it's still we loved them and uh... and we had a good fucking time all my uh... everything that i got out of that went right up my nose i remember me and my girl a nice big package here of Coke and we had a good night there and I went to a hotel room and you know we had a good time what hotel did you go to which hotel did you go to

think it was the one on Tully Avenue down there to Chris Ann or one of them other fucking three hours which one was the one that was yeah yeah which one the one that was in the bottom of 64th Street Hill across from Duffy's Tavern not Duffey's Dolans I'm sorry remember on Tungley Avenue was a hotel yeah yeah yeah yeah that was uh Yeah, there we remember that place We used to steal Trinetrons out of that Yeah

They used to have Sony Trinetron so you You check into the room for like an hour You know, let them calm down And then you unplugged it They had like a little alarm system But didn't matter by the time you got to the car The Hindus weren't going to chase you up Tolly fucking Avenue

We must have robbed 22 televisions That one, the TikTok The Liberty Motel That's what it was The Liberty fucking Motel And then there was the other one up by Lebrano's house there The Tip Top

Then there was the one on the bottom of 90th Street, many a night. I got coked up there with some filthy fucking animals. Many a night. Many a fucking night. You woke up. You got crabs just sleeping on the beds in those fucking hotels. You don't have to fuck nobody. You got stuck one night and slept there. You wake up with fucking crabs and a black

eye. It's like the hot tubs in them places that's so much common. It looked like fucking eggs. Oh my God. It looked like a fucking... It looked like I dropped soup to fucking jacuzis. That's what the sperm would look like. I swear to God. If you thought you were... They had these hotels that like prostitute row and they had jacuzis in some of the rooms and one night I got

what remember that girl that uh what was her name what the fuck uh they she was from Wayne New Jersey she was really hot she was dating Mike Walters for a while with the Camaro they said they used to call a fair view because she was a dry hump a pussy wouldn't get wet do you remember that girl Lori something I picked her up one night at Louis Donato's house and I took it down Rob Louis Donato took it to the hotel, and I woke up as Doug Flutie was throwing that famous fucking touchdown. That's what I woke up to... I remember those hotels, fucking those hotels were disgusting. Egg Drop suit, that's such a gross...

That's right. Tell them. Tell them to me. Those fucking jacuzzi's looking like Ed Drop soup from Chan's dragging in. They have glass, glass, red, and glass ceilings. And I can guarantee you that there was some fucking curve behind them walls jerking off watching your fuck, you know? They had mirrors. They were fucking disgusting. I lived at one of those places for like two or three months

of the time, man. I used to live in that place on Tunley Avenue. And I also lived at the one-off right by Fort Lee there, right as you're making the right onto George Washington Bridge, that last one on your roof floor. You know what you're talking about? They redid it. They're like little Hudson shit there.

You know what I'm talking about? Marble? Stop beeping at motherfuckers. Marble, we had a good fucking time growing up. And I, you know, a lot of guys don't know. I grew up with him. and his fucking brother. And this guy's brother

is probably 90% responsible for me becoming a fucking comedian. Because his brother's one of the funniest men in America. Fuck Eddie Murphy. This is when Eddie Murphy was at. We put him up next to Eddie Murphy. This guy was my... He saved my life

because I was going through so much inside. Every time I hook up with the Pelican, I'd get fucked up. You know what I'm saying? Timmy! Yeah. Did I lose you? Cocksucker. Talk to me here.

No, no. You're just listening. Tell these guys, one last shot, tell these guys about Luci's bar and grill. No, it was just your neighborhood hang out, you know, there was a patch to the fucking bathroom. That's where everybody had most of that time in the bathroom in that place. They really? The line off the back of the paper holder, the knocking a toilet seat, it was a fucking disgrace. But, you know, what it was back then, it was all about.

Everybody was just getting their paycheck on Friday and just send it all on fucking blow. I don't know if you call it blow. I don't know what the fuck we were snorting, but it was something. It was ugly, but you know what, brother? We're still here, man. I couldn't even think of doing a blast now. I couldn't even think of my fucking eyeballs would pop out of my goddamn head. I don't know what would happen to me.

I smoke weed and I go fucking nuts. I smoke weed and I start thinking about Michael Jackson stabbing people. You know, I can't imagine. You know, I was watching, I was watching. watching boogie nights the other night. And have you seen... That movie is popping up. That movie caught the 80s perfect.

That scene at the 19... When it switched over to the 1980s, they did that scene so perfect. Everything was perfect in that scene. What about... Take a little head and put your head back and get the drip. That's exactly the way it was, man.

Whoever... Whoever came up with that scene really nailed it, man. It was perfect. about the scene when they go to that fucking guy's house and the Chinese guys lighting fucking firecrackers and three guys show up. That's one of the greatest scenes.

It stresses me out, Marblehead, when I watch that scene, because I've been there. We've all been there. Well, that's the guy that you were in, that was Doc Doc. Yeah, that's Doc. You know what? And while I was shooting it with him, I didn't ever

thought of asking him about where he fucking, I mean, he was amazed. He's sweating. How many people's houses did we? go to I remember I used to go to Boulevard East to some guy's house to pick up Quailudes and every time you went there he'd invite you in with a robe and he was free basing that's before crack tell these motherfuckers marble that's way before crack well you were putting a shit in microwave we were put in the microwave and packing a joint calling the fucking bazookas but before that

remember we went me and your brother took this guy Steve remember that dude that kept saying make her right and after you'd make the right turn he goes that was tremendous remember that story I was Remember that shit? Every time you did something, he goes, that was tremendous. So he took us to this fucking black. My brother said to one more tremendous out of you, and I'm going to fling you right out the fucking window.

Oh, yeah, yeah, he kept saying that was tremendous. So he takes us to Tunley Avenue down there by like 3rd Street in Jersey City to get to see this fucking pimp, to meet this pimp and sell him coke, and the pimp was going to teach us how to fucking freebase. So we had to go to East West, the head shop on Bergenline Avenue, 48, and they used to sell a free basin cake. I know it's still fucking there. Still there, and they sell underground albums.

They do the whole fucking thing. And we go there, and you buy the whole free basin cake, and you bring it home, and we brought home. That's when the Camel Breath used to sell cocaine, too. And he'd give you a gram of Coke and the little bottles already. Grind it up, and I would go to his house, and he'd give me 15 fucking bottles. It's $60 a piece, and I have to sell them for $100.

I'd come back the next day with no fucking money. I would do every bottle. So I got that free base kit And I got like 20 of those bottles and I went to Mikey Devo's house And I'll never forget that Waking up the next day Every bottle was upside down empty and I had like

Another dollar in my pocket And I had to wake up and go pay the fucking camel Brett Oh my God, thank God I go to fucking yoga Hey Marble I seen that your wife was putting something up yesterday that she needed

500 bucks for like some cancer fund Do you know what the link is? I tell you, I didn't catch that. The train was going there. Jesus, are you on the train or you're driving the truck? No, I'm underneath the train. I'm underneath the train. You know, I've got the L in Queens. I'm underneath the train. You're underneath the fucking train. All right, listen. Yesterday, your wife posts something about a cancer fund or something.

Do you know what the web page is? No, I don't, but I'll have a post to back up. What's going on, Joey, is she lost her brother, her older brother, Bill, in 97 to lung cancer. And now a younger brother, Tenney, is battling. He's got tongue and neck cancer. And, uh, you know, it's really bad, man. You know, um, the doctor gave him a 50, 50 shot. You know, but he's going to all kinds of chemo and, uh, radiation. And it's, it's really bad, man. It's just fucking so hard to watch. No, it's a fucking nightmare. So tell your wife to repost it and I'll put it on Facebook and we could get some people to help out with a dollar.

here, a dollar there, I'll put a 50 or whatever your wife needs. All right, brother? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I call the report. Thanks, Joe. Hey, man, I love you to death, Timmy. I love that you call in and, you know, tell these motherfuckers how tight we are. How long?

Your brother, how many meals are they eating it? You fucking... Remember the night we were taking food out of your house at 4 in the morning, and your father woke up, and he was like, what? To go? A lot of fucking trail. A lot of laughs were coming from me and you, brother. I love.

You know who called me yesterday? My man, Guy Tabasco. Okay. Yeah, she got a lot. He's out in Cicot. He's got a beautiful family. Oh, guys are a great fucking. He's got a little daughter and a son, man.

He's doing really good. Yeah, I'm going to have him calling next week. I got to tell you, Coco, like, when I used to hang him, because you guys were a little bit older to me. You were my brother's friends, but I remember when you used to come to the house, it was just nonstop fucking laughter and fun, man. I look back on that memories. You know what I mean?

You can never recapt you times again, you know what I mean? It was just, everything was just so much fun. We didn't have a worry in the world. It was just about kicking back, smoking some weed, you know, and just having a great time laughing about crazy shit going up to Callahan. Fuck, yeah, with those hot dogs and you shit blood for a week. But they had the U-hoo on top. The U-hoo was fucking whipped.

It was delicious. You know, man, and you say that to me, and you say we laughed. But you had no idea what I was going through inside, man. You have no fucking idea. I had no parents. I had nothing. So you guys were my family, man. So thank you.

Thank you for still calling me and shit. You never talked about that stuff when we were, when we were, you know, you just did what you had to do. And, you know, I told you a couple months back, man. I'm really proud of you, man, because you see a lot of guys that we grew up with, man, they just fell to the wayside and they're just, you know, they're sucking off the system. And you know, and you're out there breaking the balls, you know what I mean doing. You got to do to feed your family. And, you know, and you did that all by yourself.

You didn't have nobody, you know, helping your insides. stuff like that and I told you you know you should be proud of yourself you're a good man and I'll always remember you man from from them days man we had some good times and I hope to see it soon if you come back east yeah I'll see you November 9th and 10th up in fucking Long Island buddy so this time just don't even go home after work just have your wife take the train and we'll all go up to the comedy club and do our thing and I'll go into North Bergen on Monday and see your brother and put some flowers on the cemetery and shit I love you Timmy thank you for calling up today brother

But have a great week. Have a great week. Stay black. Sorry about that. I got emotional, but it's the truth. I mean, these kids with my family growing up. You know, I mean, I just got to say from just hearing all that stuff, I mean, I think I have some pretty good friends in my life. Like, the way you talk about the guys you were with, I don't think I have anyone that could even compare. And I have friends who I grew up with it. I don't, it's not that we were mad at each other.

which grew apart and I don't think I have anyone that I talk to it once a week or listen ma'am you know you hear about these kids these young kids going to Vietnam or wars and when you go do shit with people it makes you feel differently about them you know I'm very lucky I have you as a friend I have Felicia have Joe Rogan who's my brother Ari Shafia Duncan I love these guys red man you know Burke Christ I love you guys I don't hang out with nobody I don't fucking love I don't hang out with you there's a problem why fuck around I'm the type of guy. If you got weed and I don't, and I don't have, you know, smoke,

I won't even talk with you. Why waste each other's time? Why use somebody? There's too many people using people. You know, I went through something dramatic as a young kid losing your balance. These motherfuckers covered the spread for me in the biggest way ever, and they never repeated it. You know, people, I lent you $10 three weeks ago.

These motherfuckers were men, and you hear these stories of what we were doing. We were doing this at 16, 17, 18. So when you build that bond at a year, young age with these guys. You can't remember that. I could never fucking not call these guys. These guys could never not be in my life. They fed me. They took care of me. Somewhere along the line, they came through for me. You know, and I was a fuckup. They put up a lot of shit. After I left, my friends put up a lot of shit because of me. You know, where is he? People coming around, cops. And they never gave me up. I had to do something in my life. I kept stealing whatever.

And one day, to the grace of God, I had the fucking balls to go on stage. And, you know, people fucking write me emails all the time. We're going to talk about an email we got. People write me emails all the time. You got to stick with something. Before I was 20, I never stuck with none. I was a Mason. I was an electrician.

I was a fucking assistant. I worked construction. I tried to be a fucking mechanic. I was a service writer. I was a roof. I did everything. But, you know, what problem was? I quit.

You know, I quit at everything because I would get coked up. and I'd lose my fucking job like a fucking momo. And finally, by the grace of God, one day I got to comedy. And I got to comedy on accident. I wanted to do it. But it worked to me. I could live in my car.

I didn't have to have responsibility. I could disappear. I could just sink my head into comedy. And it evolved, and I stuck with something. And then I started looking at a different. I like this. I like doing this. You know what?

Those people that I fucked around as a kid that wrote me out, because then I went to prison. You know, these guys, once I got locked up, They didn't write me off. They were my brothers, but it wasn't a shock to them that I got locked up. I had to prove myself to them, but I want them to be proud of me. That's at the end of the week before anything, dog.

I want them to say, yeah, he was fucked up back then. But right now, he's keeping it together. He's talking to people. And all this shit I do is so people learn for me. Listen, I'm 49 years old, and I wish I had 10 more fucking years. But when I was a kid, people come to me and go, hey, dog, don't do it. I didn't listen. You don't listen because you think you know all the fucking answers.

If you watch this church or what's happening now, whatever. I'm a fat fucking comedian who smokes dope. You can't take me serious, but I've gone through some shit and I can help you out. Just take a little bit of this advice. I'll get you 10 fucking years on your life. Why be 49 and go fuck, I wish I was 30 and I'm with what I know now, you know? So, that's

all I can all for these fucking people in the podcast. We get a couple laughs. We make fun of some fucking Puerto Ricans. We smoke some dope, and I get you ready for the fucking day. When I was a kid, I used to, you know, I was a Catholic, right? I'm a Jew that went to Catholic school, all right? Because my mother wanted me to cover all the fucking bases. When you were a Jew that go to

Catholic school, you got all the fucking bases covered with some Santeria and some fucking Buddhism involved, like a G-Cundo comedy. So, you know, I used to go to church. When you go to Catholic school, you have to go to church fucking at 7 in the morning before school. Did you know that late? Five days a week. I would sleep

at Sacred Heart School for Boys. Then you wake up at 6, they give you a fucking thing of milk and a banana, and you went to church on an empty stomach. An hour of the church on empty stomach. You don't know what they're kneeling, getting up. Then you want a cookie. They wouldn't give you a cookie because you hadn't had your holy fucking communion. so far. So you got to sit there while everybody else was eating

a fucking body of Christ and you're going to sit there. The point is, church used to get me ready for the day as a young kid. That's why we call this church. We call this church with a couple other reasons. But that's elite. Read me that fucking email you got. All right, we got an email

from Albert in Boston and he said he's 55 and gay and he spent, he lost 50 pounds over the past year and worked on himself emotionally. But he can't find anyone to be with and I read this and people have given you shit for talking about mugging bags and shit like that but I thought it'd be interesting to get your perspective on what he could do

to get better himself and and it's dating for anybody but first of all I gotta drag a dog in here and talk about mugging fags that was 30 years ago and that wasn't there wasn't fags that was sand duskies they would come all from New York have a couple cocktails and want a young kid to suck their dick and then we mug them I should correct that there were a bunch of sand duskies number two you know you're right it doesn't matter whether you're gay or whatever. There's sights for you. You know, I don't know what he looks like,

or if he's handsome or not, or whatever. But you don't need to be handsome or good look in the date. You know, you've got to find the person that's right for you. Nine under ten, who gives a fuck? What they look like, if they click with you and you're like eating and hanging out with them, and you're like eating their fucking pussy. You know what I'm saying? There's a fucking ass for every chair.

You know, just because he's gay and he was 50 pounds. He could have picked men up with the 50 pounds. He's probably a beautiful man. He's emotionally ready. Just tell him to go out there, get on a couple of max.coms, you know? You're not going to find dick at a bar. All you find out of the bar was fucking crabs. You ever get crabs in your eyebrows guy?

No, that's all you get in the fucking bar. I got crabs in my eyebrows. You don't know what it's like this. Be combing your hand and see a little fucking crab on your eyebrow. That means you're a soldier. You want into fucking murky waters of the asshole. That sounds like a Robin Williams, bro. He don't like the asshole.

He don't even like the fucking fuck. No, God, that fixed me out, man. He hates it. He hates it. And I tell him if you're a real, gee, you got to lick that ass. That's part of it. Just put a little tongue in that muffly. You got to sniff it.

You know what I'm saying? Whenever he hooks up with a chick, I said, Lee, you eat that ass? I don't know. I don't like it. So give me to do that, you would have to take like 8 million showers, and you do it,

and you're pulling pieces of tinflail. That's an adventure. It's like going to the museum. You don't know what's down there. It's hair. Oh, my God. You don't know. You don't know what?

You got to take a chance. Columbus did. You know what I'm saying? You got to go on to the murky. You never even snowed like a muffler. Just put your nose up to her asshole. It smells like gunpowder. Not the residue.

It's a fucking party where I come from. You know what I'm saying? What's the music you got for me? Give them these motherfuckers something. All right. You got a Biggie Small as a warning. Oh shit. Let's do this real quick.

Crank that motherfucker. Great album, the first one. One of the greatest rap albums of all times. Dropping it. Oh. Dropping it, baby. This is it. To get you going, motherfucker.

It's all about getting the fuck out of the house. What? What? Go Lee Coxed up a dance, bitch. Dance to drink back. Go home and get your fucking shine box. What else we got here to talk about me? This is brilliance.

There's a great video of you on YouTube of you singing the song on the plane with the rocking and all of them. Oh my God, that's like one of the first videos I saw. And that one, we talked to Stootis and to let me sing this. Oh, really? This is a great fucking jam. Tremendous jambiggy Smog. My heart goes.

out to you. Every motherfucking day. Today I got nothing. Like I said, I went to yoga Monday, Sunday I hit the bag. I'm losing a little weight.

I'm just under fucking 300. I've been stuck, but this thing I'm taking says that it retains a little water. I don't give a fuck. I'm stronger than ever. The yoga leaves getting on the program.

I know Cindy hasn't called you. No, yeah. I'm doing other stuff. I'm, I'm doing other stuff. You've been working out the fucking thing? I've been working out,

and then I've been on Nutrisystem, which is, it helps. But after however long I've done it, the food is, for people who, don't know they send you food and it's the most disgusting food I've ever eaten and Joey's been on me to try weight watchers and I think I'm finally going to bite the bullet the problem I've had and what you've you've tried to talk to me about is

I work 10 hours a day so with driving that's 12 hours and the thought of cooking when I get home it just I would never do it but what I have to do is get in the habit of like sundays just cooking a bunch of chicken or just something for the rest of the week bro to lose the way it takes and it's tough it's tough you know I could tell you I don't have a job, so I got time to go to this, and I can go get a salad. You know what? Everybody's giving your options now for healthy stuff. I'm even eating a little healthy when I go out.

You know, I used to go to, I still go to Big Tonys, the Mexican place on. They got a tremendous chicken salad for $6.95. They give you a chicken breast on a better lettuce with level of vinegar. That's pretty good. It's not bad. You know, better than getting the chicken breado or whatever. Habit. The fucking habit has a great garden salad.

A great garden salad that you could add avocado to and a piece of fucking tuna for $6.99. Wow. You gotta stop hitting this fast food. Yeah. You gotta stop. That's what the product's killing you. You gotta cut the lettuce at the time. You know what I'm, I always lose weight when I eat at home. Even if I'm drinking a protein shake or two protein shakes, I always lose a pound or two.

Or I stay at that weight at home. And I listen, nobody likes to eat on more than me, bro. Yeah, I love it. I fucking love it. I love it. But even when I go, I'm not, I eat healthy I always get a salad first. I try to eat fucking an apple before I go.

You know how I'm getting to be fucking 50. My goal is to look like Charles Bronson in hard times. Oh, that's a great movie. Did you finally see it? I watched it with you. Because I had a fucking... I watched it up here and he's seen Hangover 2. But I just want to be a fucking classics.

And, you know, he sits there like a motherfucker. And every time some of these guys come over here, I show them movies. And I get fucking amazed. I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm like, you really never seen this? And you're walking around this fucking planet. You're walking around and you didn't see the fucking mechanic with Charles Bond.

Don't let me fuck. You know, so anyway, don't get me started. You know what happened last week? I didn't know this. Let me tell you how bad the fucking movies have gotten. Oh, people say nothing came out. But no, no, no, no. Last week was the worst fucking weekend in movie history.

Since like 19, fucking 70 or something. Did you read that? I didn't. I don't know exactly what you're here. But I know it was just a fucking... And that, you know, bro, that embarrasses me. Yes, that was another breakdowns. Is it really neat to.

They're making the little rascals on film. Again, again, we need this shit. Meanwhile, I'm sitting at home doing a fucking podcast with Lee. I should be out there stabbing motherfuckers on Sons anarchy. I've got to get on Sonsaena. I got to get a hold of Kurtzutter. I want to be a fat fucking Cuban biker that comes out and fuck people and fucking stabs motherfucker

and then Jimmy Smith kills me or some shit. I don't give a fuck. I always get shot in fucking movies. What a nightmare. Kill King Hock. Drop me. Doc Ock. I got shot and analyzed that. What the fuck?

You know what? I think that the movies, the studios, it's finally catching up to them. I think it's a ticket prices. I worked at the movie theater for three years, and when I left to go see a 3D IMAX movie, it was 20 bucks a ticket. So you're a family of four. That's 80 bucks before you get any of the food. And when the movies are shitty, they're coming out now. Why are you going to spend 80 bucks when you can go on Netflix and watch one of the good movies?

I think it's finally catching up to them. I go to three. Listen, bro, I grew up in a fucking movie theater. Who the fuck are you kidding? If you were a product of the 70s, you grew up in a fucking movie theater. There was no internet or fucking Twitter. You grew up in a fucking movie theater. And if you had time to kill you, set and watched the movie fucking twice.

And after the movies came out of run, then they would go to another movie theater and mix with another top movie for fucking two bucks. You know, so it would be like, you know, the outlawed Josie Wales and fucking the mechanic or some double feature, your head would blow up, Lee. Now you don't even have that. They don't cater to like the classics. We have the Beverly. The Beverly is fucking great, you know?

But besides that, I went to the Arklight last year. I had to do a podcast for this girl, and she sent me on an assignment to fucking watch a movie, a Disney movie. I like Disney movies. I really do. I just seen the Disney movie. I've seen the one with Jennifer Gardner, with the little boy with a leaf on his fucking ankle.

That's the type of guy I am. I like Disney. I support fucking Disney, all those little movies, beating the Beast. I'd rather go see one of those and an IMAX, eat a fucking one of these, a bang chocolate from Divine Wellness. and go see one of those kid movies before an adult movie anyway but here's the story

i went to the arched light which i fucking love oh that's great but listen go to the arthlet light you walk out of there you're fifty dollars like minimum yeah with oh with my wife i was fifty dollars like look it didn't kill me but you actually got to think i just dropped to half a fucking yard at the movie theater yeah you know i went to the dodger game my uncle a couple weeks ago great fucking time i'm not gonna lie they didn't tell you it was great bro listen there's nothing like going to see a fucking baseball game in this country that's what this country was built on that need and pussy there's nothing like going to see a fucking baseball game in this country and you forget you really really fucking forget lee you know in 90s in the late 90s when i go on the

road that was the you asked me that day did you ever go to canton yards was it you yeah yeah yeah we're talking i went everywhere i would go by myself we as a feature oh that's the best i was getting 600 a week on the road three of it went to blow the other half went to the plane ticket but i would always put away 30 and on sunday after a point i would schedule my weeks around baseball game yeah I would go to Houston yeah I would go to fucking Atlanta I went to see a Baltimore the boo pow I went to the barbecue place I go by myself right I remember one time I was in Dallas solo he was a hundred and four I was at a bar at an Addison at the fucking gumbo bar the chili stop or whatever the

fuck of this tremendous little bar right down the corner from the Addison Improv there's a guy coming up me the dog are you by yourself I go yeah just nice guy goes you from New York I go yeah because I got a next the fucking giant ticket for you against Dallas. This is when the Giants were bad to the ball and Dallas was back. By the way, remind me about this. Okay. And some guy gave me a single ticket. Now I go to the game

thinking I got to sit up in the back with the fucking savages, with the crackups up there. This was like third row on the 35-yard line. What? All the way down there. On the floor. It was 130 the fucking grease down there. I was shriveling up. I must have spent 30 on waters

and walking back and forth. I had to leave it. time but the point being that bro I went everywhere whenever I Pittsburgh I went to the Clementi thing I rubbed the statue when I cry get emotional I went to every stadium and but I like I told my wife bro I'm a fucking idiot because I'm not aware of prices sometimes you know I took my uncle to Dodger Stadium on the Costco you get two tickets for 50 bucks a hot dog and two sodas but you get ground fucking tickets any day you go you have to pick you pick the game when you want to switch an open game oh wow they got a great deal at Costco guys you're gonna

fucking Costco and they have two tickets to a stadium plus two sodas and two hot dogs for 50 bucks or something $44. That's great. You can't get into it. And it's to any home game. Oh wow. So they'll guarantee you got to be there 4 o'clock. You got to go through shit. But it doesn't matter, guys. You know, I took my uncle and I got to tell you,

it's part of being fucking American. Even though there's no Americans on the fucking field. It's Puerto Ricans, Dominicans, a couple Cubans with a fucking thing on to float. But they're a couple Argentinians, a couple, but white dudes, but the Dodgers are doing good, right?

The Yankees suck. They're doing okay, apparently. I don't even really follow baseball anymore, but like the Red Sox suck, and when Baltimore is going to win the ALE East, you know, something bad's going on. Wow. But your fucking team

is giving 92 points to Arizona this week, correct? Yeah, you should have like 16 or something? Yeah, it started at 14. It's going to 16. I'm not going to talk about Gammon. I have the young. I know motherfuckers. But I'll tell you who I do like this week. who's ever playing the Giants bitches

Oh, who is it? Bet against them. They're giving nine points. I forget what it is? Bet against the Giants? Yeah, because everybody's going to say The Giants aren't going to lose two weeks in the fucking row.

Okay. Everybody's going to go to the Giants. I'm going to lose two weeks in the run. They're going to fucking not cover. They're giving nine. Wherever the fuck they're playing. So they're given nine. Let me check for it.

That's crazy. But hey, we're wrapping this motherfucker up, guys. You told me to remind you about the Giants ticket. Yeah, the Giants. I'm telling them about the fucking. Giant's not the Giants ticket. I'm telling them that, what was I telling them? Duff, they bet against the fucking Giants

because the second, every time somebody wins the Super Bowl, they lose the first two games. Or they don't cover the first two games. Give it a shot. You want to just put $50 on it if you lose, fuck Joey. I'll give it to you later on or whatever. But if you win, you pick up 50 fucking bucks. Everybody in the country is going to be saying,

the Giants are going to lose two weeks in a row. They're playing Tampa Bay, which sucks. So that would be a big upset. They're giving nine. They're given nine. So everybody in their mother is going to bet the Giants. don't fucking hang out with the rest of these moosh. What can I tell you?

What do you got to tell these people? My main man, Lee, the flying fucking Jew of Love. What's going on, brother? The Flying Jew of Love. Well, we're on Stitcher now, which is great. So if you don't like downloading it, go on there. Send us emails, Tritch of What's Happening Now Pod at gmail.com. And thank you for listening, guys.

I've been getting, I was telling Joey, I'm excited. I have 100 Twitter followers now. And that's a huge deal because I never was on Twitter before. So it's great. I love to do that. Hey, thank you very much for paying attention to the church What's happening now? Thank you for coming now Thank you for listening

I love you, motherfuckers I'm headed to Minneapolis tomorrow Next Thursday I'm in Madison, Wisconsin tickets on brown paper tickets At a place called Champs Friday I'm in Germantown I don't know

I'm hanging out with some Germans Even sour brought and farting my ass off Lee, you're not invited to hang out with fucking Germans You're the flying Jew I don't need that person in my fucking life I don't think they'd like it Listen I love you guys We got stuff on iTunes

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