The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 10/15/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #18

Episode Date: October 17, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about Bruce Lee, weed, the UFC and the merits of spending an entire day watching football. Joey's friend Danny B. calls in to after losing touch with Joey for a few years. They talk about Danny's betting service, Joey bringing him guns from Colorado, and Danny's brother who robbed a bank with fishing wire. You wont believe which sports figure Danny has working for him at his company.  Brought to you by Audible.com. Got to audible.com/church for a free audiobook download. Streamed live on 10/15/2012

Today's show is brought to you by Audible. Please visit Audiblepodcast.com slash church for your free download. I want to be around. Pick up the pieces. When somebody breaks your heart. Hold on. What's happening, beautiful people. Welcome to the church of what's happening now, the Monday morning edition.

Get your shit together edition. It's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive and you're fucking alive. So get up and do your fucking thing. You got Joey Coco Diaz with your co-host, The Flying Julie Syatt in the fucking house. Acting goofy as fuck this morning. I might have to stab him. He's like one of fucking Rogan's cohorts today asking a thousand fucking questions.

Do you want me to do it? Just fucking do it, cuck, sucker. A thousand fucking questions at six of the morning. I can't stand questions at two in the afternoon. This guy wants to hit me with a thousand questions. Six in the morning. Just fucking do the thing. What's going on, Lee, Lee. Leeland? Not much. I had a great night last night. I'm starting six-day weeks again soon, so I just enjoyed this weekend. But I had a lot of fun doing the podcast yesterday. And just...

When do you start your six-day weeks? I'm supposed to start it this week, but I have family coming into visit. So after this week, I'll be doing it for about a month. How long is your mom coming into a visit for? A weekend. A weekend. That's good. Two fucking days, and you ship it back on a fucking plane. Yeah. Perfect. She's a nice lady and all, but you can just have her enough.

She fucks up. Now when she comes in, she sleeps on the bed. You got to sleep on the floor like a cat. I give her, I give her the bed and I sleep on the couch, yeah. You're fucking bad, motherfucker. You can't whack off nothing. You can't bring a black chick over and fart in her face. Nothing.

What kind of fucking Jew are you when you can't fart in a fucking hooker's face? Anyway, it's great to be here. I love fucking Mondays. I've said it before. I'll say it again. You got a new chance at life. It's a fucking beautiful day. You get to do a new week.

And that's it. You know, we're here. It's a beautiful. We got a great guest calling in today. I didn't have a guest on yesterday's podcast because I got up late and I couldn't make calls. But today I got the great Daily Bianculo, who we've been friends for close to 30 years. And one of my earlier calls, little Timmy Holloway talked about his brother's ear getting bit off. This is the guy that bit it off.

So that's always good for conversation when you bite somebody's fucking ear off at a New Year's party in 1984. It's always tremendous. I know a lot of years took a beating yesterday in football. That's what happens. We even took a beating with the under. I don't even know what the fuck I was thinking, but that happens. New England lost.

The Giants looked fucking great. I mean, it really was amazing how good the giant. You look at this Eli Manning guy, and he does not look. He looks like a fucking guy that would fix your boat on the weekends. He has nothing about him looking like a quarterback. But let me tell you something,

When that motherfucker gets throwing, you're in no danger. You're not stopping him. I've got to admit. I've been watching him now. He's made me a fucking believer. Yeah, he breaks my heart because he beat the Patriots twice in the Super Bowl. But he's amazing. He's not as good as Peyton.

Like every week you would want Peyton. But it seems like when his team to lose or in the Super Bowl, he just makes the throws. And it's... Anyway. Yeah. He fucking... The problem with... this kid is that when it's time to shine, he fucking shines. And that's it. And there's some

games during the season, he loses a heartbreaker, but he grabs that ball and he fucking marches down the field, and he throws it. I watched the play yesterday, their first touchdown. It was amazing. They just marched down the fucking feel and took it. That's it. That's how you're supposed to play the game. I sat there and told my wife, look at his fucking white kid. This is the way you play the fucking game. But it's like years ago, the Giants had a quarterback called Jeff Hostel. horrible, horrible, but he played this fucking hard out. Phil Sims was not the best quarterback ever, but he played this hard out.

You know Phil Sims grew for 23 out of 25 against the Denver Broncos in 87? That's fucking amazing. I would make my defense run with their hands up for a fucking year if Phil Sims threw four fucking touchdowns against me. He was terrible when he fucking played. I don't know people fucking remember. But this Eli Manning, that's his name, Eli Manning.

He don't fuck around. He does not fuck around. I mean, he's made it through the fucking New York press, which sucks dick. New York press sucks dick. Ask that quarterback from the Jets, a little Mexican guy. That's T-Bow. They will eat your shit up. You know, he doesn't give a fuck.

I mean, look at the Yankees. I don't know what's going on with them. But if you know what, listen, the stadium's been empty. They have no belief in their fucking team. That's a team, but I've been watching the last five years, and they're getting worse and worse and worse. And when people walk around with the Yankee hat, and they're my fucking namesake.

You know, I'm a New York or whatever. But you look at them, and this is a team that gets put together to lose every fucking year. And I think the people are fucking sick of it. That's why the stadium was empty. They put a team together to lose. It gets fucking frustrating.

I get sick and tired of watching All-Star teams win. Sometimes, and after a while, when you don't win, that's when it's most fucking embarrassing. I guarantee they got one of the highest payrolls in fucking baseball. The highest.

The highest. And it's like, I'm watching these fucking egos, or whatever the fuck they are, and I see this poor Nick Taturo who I love and my friend George, who his grandmother is still in a fucking coma from that pock cookie. Do you know they took George's grandmother

to the doctor on Thursday? Did they really? And they said, they didn't even know about the weed. They said she had a foot infection and they gave her antibiotics. And George is laughing because he's like,

he knows. He gave her a fucking pot cookie. Okay. So for you people who hit me up on Twitter yesterday on the new free Joey Diaz, Twitter, and said, dog, what happened with grandma? on the fucking cookie. I'm giving you the book report that she fucking ate a pot cookie on Monday

a 10 strength from NoHo CC, whatever the fucking store is. And she was still high on Thursday and Friday. Took her to the doctor. The doctor said, nah, she's got a foot infection. So they gave her antibiotics to kill off the pot cookie. So that just goes to show America what's really crack or lack. The doctor couldn't even tell she was fucked up to the gills on one of those cookies. So that's how strong and untraceable those cookies are. And the mechanic at the end of of the original mechanic, Jan Michael Vincent kills Charles Bronson in Italy, but he doesn't kill him like regular people. He puts his

chemical in a glass, and when it mixes with water, it becomes a poison, fucking tremendous, and it doesn't show up. Espamine or some shit, it shows up as a heart attack in a person. It's fucking beautiful, you know what I'm saying? So that's the shit that you've got to fucking deal with that killed Kennedy, you

follow me? Somebody hit up today with a really important thing about Bruce Lee. Somebody hit me that they wanted me to talk about Bruce Lee for some reason and how important he was to me growing up. It wasn't just to me, people. If you were around in 1970, if you were a little kid and you got to watch the Greenhorn on Sunday nights,

when the Greenhorned came on and he started bit-slapping people, you lost your fucking mind. When the Greenhorned fought Batman in that episode, and they fought in the fucking stamp factory, and everybody knows that Bruce Lee knocked the fuck out of the Robin. He threw a fucking kick in that series, It's on YouTube, and Bruce Lee, when Batman fought the Greenhorned on a TV episode, it's tremendous. But when they canceled the Green Hornet, that was one thing.

Then they put up all these movies. The first one I ever seen was Chinese Connection. I don't care what it got released. I'm talking about the one when they kill his teacher. That is one of the greatest martial art. You got to remember when martial art movies came out. The first one was five fingers of debt. It was about the iron palm technique.

The guy would show you his hand and his palm would get red. then he hit you in the belly. It's still on YouTube. Five fingers of death. I seen it at the Route 3 drive in. But I was in the fourth grade in Sister Anna's class. We just talked about Sister Anna,

the old fucking nun. And we watched TV at night. I still remember watching Happy Days. And I still remember one of the commercials for Happy Days was the Chinese connection. The promo was on YouTube. And Bruce Lee in the school, he's doing all these kicks. And there's two little Japanese guys

coming up from behind him, and he splits his hands, and he hits them both, and they both get knocked out. If I had sperm in my body at that age, it would have shot it on my ears, my eye would have shot the fuck out. It was tremendous. It really was tremendous that movie. And after that, this whole country changed.

This whole country changed. If you didn't like Asians, any one of them, Chinese, Japanese, you fucking loved them now. It was just the weirdest thing. I seen the Kung Fu and the karate schools pop up. I was part of it. I studied with, uh, with uh, with uh, Rolancho's father, you know, Mr. Orange over there in fucking New York City. So I saw what it did for people When Bruce Lee died in 73

Because End of the Dragon was released first in this country Then Bruce Lee died a couple fucking days later It changed people's lives I still remember going to Chinatown Dressed up in a Kung Fu fucking suit With my karate shoes Buying incense My mother thought I was crazy

They were gonna put me in a fucking insane asylum For Chinese people Because my mother would say, what do you want for dinner? You know, fucking rice and beans And I go, no, white rice What the fuck is wrong with you? You're not Chinese. You know, I had incense burning at the time.

I'd be bowing at people because that's the impact Bruce Lee had. So I think that there's, you know, the church of what's happened now, his traditions, Bruce Lee's, some of them I borrowed from him. You know, he has G-Cundo, which is a beautiful thing in life. It's a, it's an art where he borrowed. He took the most important things from the arts that worked. You know, he figured out that, you know, this shit didn't work now. that guy white guys are eating fucking steroids so those little punches to the midsection didn't work so he rewrote a lot of his arts he took the best from most arts it's like what i do for religion i take some from the jews i take some from the catholics i take from some santa ria and some from buddhison i put it all together and i work off walled and that's what bruce lee did when he wrote the tower jekundo it's a fucking phenomenal book if nobody's ever read it it's a phenomenal book and explains his principles a lot of the principles in the church it was happening now a lift of

from the Bruce Lee principles, which is fucking do something. Do it. That's the most important principle that Bruce Lee wanted from you. He talks about water and he talks about this and energies. When Mike Dolce was here the other day,

we were talking about weed and how Bruce Lee, when he died, he had weed in his system. He had weed in his stomach. And when I did Arliss one time with James Coburn, we talked about it. And he said Bruce Lee knew what you motherfuckers now

are starting to find out that it works to break down acid in your muscles and it helps in recovery. So Bruce Lee used to eat hash. And I know for a fact, whenever I would go to Kushmore and get those hash cookies when I was 415 pounds

and I first started working out, my knees, the joints would hurt from even walking on the treadmill. So I would eat hash cookies and the next day it felt like I got a finger up the ass and 10 fucking massages and somebody threw 22 darts at me. So, what was I talking about?

Anyway, uh, Lee Lee, Leland on a Monday after, Monday fucking morning, dropping knowledge, talking about Bruce Lee, getting people fired up, because that's what I want to do on Monday. It's a beautiful day, bro. You got your second fucking chance.

You have a second chance at your dream. Let's say you want to write a book. Let's say you want to fuck the neighbor in the ass and tie her up and come in her eyeball. Today's your day to start. If it didn't work last week, today is your day to fucking start. You can do whatever the fuck you want every day. That's why I love the mornings. People always hit me up.

Joey, you're so excited. You're positive. What positive? I'm still a fucking douchebag. The whole thing is I look at this It's a fucking whole new day It's a whole new fucking game And that's how I've been looking at this

For the last 30 fucking years So I love Monday Get up Wash your fucking pussy Put some music on for these people What do you got for these cocksuckers Lee? We got Pearl Jam alive This is what I'm talking about Lee

You know what I'm saying I want these motherfuckers to be alive For a lot of people who don't know about Pearl Jam Pearl Jam is a fucking phenomenal band But when you hit it When you think of fucking Seattle When you think of Pearl Jam, when you think of Pearl Jam

you think a Soundgarden and Allison Chains and Pearl Jammer of these other guys let me tell you something in 1994 95 the first time I heard this fucking album it's amazing this whole fucking side this album made me move to fucking Seattle I mean SoundGarden was one thing

Allison Changed at the other the other band was one but when I heard this this is like they're like the Dallas Cowboys or the grunge sound they're a machine more fuck the Dallas Cowboys They're more of a fucking New England patriot. Crank that shit, dog.

Are you kidding me, Lee? Don't you feel like going to shooting heroin right now, your little asshole? Wow! Can you shoot it in the asshole? You can do whatever fuck you want. People are putting ecstasy and something else steroids and putting them in a turkey pastry

showing them up their ass. If people want to get high, people are going to get high. You know what I'm saying? Oh, this is tremendous. I love Pearl Jam, man. I really do. You know, they had some problems. They went up against fucking Ticketmaster.

People shunned them. But you know what, man? They did a bunch of, you know, a couple of years ago, they went on tour, and they taped every show and sold every show individually and put in a brown bag. I mean, I love... And right now, it's so weird. When you want to talk about a band's music,

you want to talk about their albums, I can't fucking remember the albums off the top of my head. But if you have a... If you're having a fucked-up day today, that's the song for you. The first pro-jam album. Alive is a fucking monster. Lee Lee Leeland, the flying Jew

looking good as a motherfucker today, he got some sleep. Usually he walks in here looking like a fucking Jew gone wild. He went to temple and somebody tried to mug him in temple. He looked sharp today. He combed his little hairdo dude today.

He's got the back long. He's looking like fucking the father and King of Queens. Jerry Stiller, Jesus Christ. You know how we do it. Where's the reef of Lee? You didn't fucking smoke on today. I did it's right there.

I want to give a shout out to my boys. Eureka vapor pen. Fucking tremendous hooked us up on Being the Beast podcast. Brought me up some Girl Scout fucking cookies. Brought me up some fucking this little tar shit that you smoke. I'm fucking high as a kite today. It's Monday, Cox's like I got nut today. You know what I got today?

Yoga. Really? I got yoga today from 1145 to 1245 this weekend. I'll be in Minneapolis, Joe Rogan. I'm definitely going to go on the Tom Bernard show. For you all you Tom Bernard motherfuckers, I'm going to see my idol. Someday you're going to get to meet Tom Bernard.

fucking savage. You're talking to Tom Bernard. You know he knows where the bodies are at in Minneapolis. He knows where the fucking bodies are at on Minneapolis. Well, you told me he's the only guy who beat out Stern, right? Yes, Stern. There's no stern. I think there's no opium Anthony up in Minneapolis. I mean, Minneapolis is a nice

wide area. Don't get me wrong. These people got no time to listen to fucking Stern and Joey Dears with his filthy mouth or fucking opium Anthony. But when you meet Tom Bernard, you know he's the truth. And I love the truth. That's what, you know, this whole thing is based on, you know, I'm writing this book.

You know, it's so weird, I'm up to the chapter where my mother used to, my mother had a prom at night. Whenever she'd get home from the bar that we owned, you know, I want to think that my mother's at a bar every night, shaking her ass and suck a dick, God knows, but when my mother owned a bar, when she would come home

at night, she would always wake me up. Till this day, I still wake up, quarter after three, just open my eyes, look around, look at the clock, and I think of my mom, and I go back to bed sometimes, because she years. She would wake me up, yell upstairs and say, Coco, I brought you something to eat.

Sometimes she'd bring me a BLT from the four-star diner. Sometimes it was a Cuban sandwiches from Hernandez. Sometimes it was Chinese food from Manhattan. She would stop at Billy Hungs or something. We'd have her open up the bucket, Billy Hungs. And it was just amazing. She'd wake me up.

And she'd come in the room, turn the fucking light on, like it was okay to turn the light on. And she'll, here we go, the kennel. And she'd tell me about her day all fucked up. You know, she'd tell me about the liquor distribution, the guy how much she did in the register, who was offensive to her,

who she had to tell her to go suck their pussy, you know, because my mother would tell you to go fuck yourself on a New York minute. She would hug me and tell me she loved me and she'd do a bump of coke and throw away the package in the garbage can and go back downstairs to whatever the fuck she was doing. I go back to sleep.

So every night still, I still wake up in the middle of night and I look around. And it's funny because I was telling Lydia that I found my mother dead I got up in the middle of night And it's weird because at night when I wake up And I look around I always think that she's around

You know, her spirit's waking me up As a fucking reminder So it's just really weird What about I want to be around Did you warm it up today too? Yeah, you just forgot to put it in her headphones It was on you're sure I'm watching you Lee

I don't know about you time I gotta check you out I'm watching you fucking Lee So it's just weird What you live through in your life I'm up to that area in the book When I'm writing about my mother But

The point I'm trying to make that she would tell me the truth. Well, she must have, that's, I mean, you, you've talked about it before that she would leave you, like, a steak or a $20 bill because she was working.

She was supporting you. But that was her way, it sounds to me like it was her way of having, like, a family dinner when she gets home from work and she wants to talk about her day, but she was doing it in her own way. It was in her own way.

It's really weird to think about that, but what she would tell me at three in the morning was the truth without even knowing. And I would look at her and go, this lady's telling me, most deepest fucking intimate secrets but it's amazing when you come from a house that tells the truth and don't get me wrong from fucking 11 to 16 or 18 you exaggerate you know I exaggerated

whatever I went to see this it was tremendous then you're like what the fucking I'm exaggerating about but the truth was always instilled in my house it was always instilled that's the best way to get through I mean one of the I used to tell my mama I don't want to fucking do why do I have to make my bed and she would go you know what I don't like sucking dick but somebody's got to do it. Your head blows up when your mother says that to you when you're seven years old. I mean for years, she told me I was going to be a pussy eater. You're going to eat

pussy when you get older. I'm like, what are you going to for? Are you fucking talking about eating pussy? I don't even know what a pussy is. And she'd say, yes, you do. You know, this is what's going to happen when you get old. You're going to eat that monkey. So when you come from a house that had truth like that, it's bad and good. I liked it. Because people always say to me, Joey, when we listen

to you, it's the truth. It ain't about the truth. It's about the heart, the tone of my fucking voice. They know that I'm not fucking around here. You know what I'm saying? They know I'm not fucking. Because in this life, everybody fucking bullshuts you. So when you bump into something that's a breadth of fresh air, they tell you the truth. And sometimes it's not

what you want to fucking hear. But the best people that helped me out of the people that told me what I didn't want to fucking hear. You follow me? Nobody does you any good by telling you what you want to hear. It's the certain motherfuckers that come to you and go, hey, this is what happened. You know, I had Rocco or a Bici on one of your idols. Rocker was on

Being the Beast. Beauty and the Beast. I've known Rocco for years. And one of the first stories he told me was when he started working with Richard Pryor one day, that the help came in or something, NBC came in. Oh, no, he told Richard

something, and Richard said, what are you talking? He goes, well, maybe you don't remember because you're doing a lot of blow or something like that. Yeah, I remember the story. He said that one of the producers came in and said, is Richard doing blow? And, like, the deal, from what I remember from the story was, that they said if Richard didn't show up,

that he was going to get that Rocco would get fired so Rocco went in and asked him in front of all his friends or whatever so Richard fired him for embarrassing him and then when Richard went to the NBC and said oh Rocco said I was doing coke and they said oh well we didn't ask him to say that and Richard's like oh well at least Rocco did it like a man so he he brought Rocco back and gave him more money and that was a that was a great episode I that episode blew my mind just the 10 George Carlin specials, and I don't know how many Richard Pryor specials. That doesn't happen. You know, when you have that type of eye for comedy, I mean, I love Rock or Obesie. I call him the other day. I know he's busy.

He's doing something with Richard Lewis or whatever. But I love him, and I get angry sometimes because I never got to work with him. But hopefully, if we shoot this special in January, he'll be around as a consultant. You can ask the question. I would fucking do anything. He's my uncle.

I love him. fucking Chakot. He's one of those Cleveland motherfucking guineas that I love. I love Italian people. I always have loved the Italian people for what they did for me growing up. A lot of people like, oh, Joey thinks he's a mompster. No, I don't. I never had interest in being a fucking

mobster. Once you listen to Danny Bianculo's stories today, he's going to talk about the ref. Because he's going partners with the ref that was doing the games, you know, that was doing the fucking games, that was betting on the games. The NBA games? That's what my boy Danny Bianculo is doing. The guy gets

off probation in two weeks. I don't fuck around with light weights, though. I mean, we'll let him tell the story, but that's, I can't wait to hear what you mean by a partner with the wife. Who the fuck do you think you're dealing with here? You what the fuck is think you're dealing with some of these fucking dudes on iTunes that, you know, they're fucking like

comics and they tell you little fucking stories. When you deal with flavor, you're taking you into a different realm. You understand me? That's fucking unbelievable. I'm taking it to a different realm today with this Danny Danny Bioncolo guy. Not only did he bit Rogers Holloway's ear off, not only was see the guy used to bring blow to this is the guy's brother who ate the mushrooms when he was 14

yeah fuck i i come in every morning and usually you're getting ready and you're just focused i came in and you had the biggest smile on your face i didn't know if you ate a pot cookie or something you just you looked at me and you didn't smile like what is what is going on because i got one of you know it's it's very hard to get my friends to call because they feel like uh the kids i grow up and don't like cameras they don't like microphones they don't like it so it's very hard we've had But very fortunate with people like Ronnie and George and Lubes and Joey Falado. This today is one of my closest buddies. This guy saw a different side of me that, you know, I used to bring him guns.

You know, I used to bring him guns from New York. I got on a plane with eight fucking guns and pick up eight ounces of Coke. And he was there for all this. He was the other side of North Bergen. You know, he was the soldier of the fucking year. And the armed forces and a year later they threw him out. and he did an HBO thing about sports betting. Okay.

He was on there, 60 Minutes had him on, or what is that, one of those best sports? One of those shows on HBO had him on for gambling. He sells advice and stuff like that, but it's just very weird to know I went back for 30 years with this kid. He's one of the guys from my hometown that always have the same motivation, the same thing as me. We're going to party, some people are going to fall off along the way,

but we're going to make some fucking money. You know, when I was stealing Coke in Colorado in the late 80s, this is where I was getting my Coke from. I was taking a plane to New York. So this call today is one of those calls where you're like, Jesus Christ, it's really going to open up things to people. I'm not here because I'm so fucking

and I'm not here bragging about this. I just want you motherfuckers know what the other side's about. I want you to know what murky waters are about. You know, you guys listen to all these Hollywood fucking douchebags with their stories and whatever, and half of these motherfuckers can't break an egg to make themselves

a sandwich and they just walk around with this little fucking attitude like they're cool whatever because they have something. You know what? Like people always say you're humble. I got nothing. All I got is this fucking throat and me talking to you motherfuckers. And if you want to listen, you'll listen. Half of these motherfuckers, they ain't even telling you the fucking truth.

You know, I do these movies with this guy that played fucking three games in football and he talks like he was in the NFL for 15 fucking years but all you Hollywood suck asses believe him. And you talk to him and you're like So how was? The guy played three fucking games in the NFL.

And he talks like he was on football for 18. Like he's Alex fucking Karas. Rest IP. Alex Karas died last week, that bad motherfucker. I remember him from one of the TV shows as a kid with growing pains or some black kid that ran away or some shit. Is that weird? I wanted to bring it up yesterday.

I just forgot. I'm getting to the point where a lot of the players I grew up with are retiring and getting really old. Is that weird when people, like, who you grew up with are dying or getting like when you see like a guy you, grew up with at like a news conference and he's suddenly 70 years old. What a football or a sports game? Who gives a fuck?

You know, the only thing that counts is when you go, you know what I'm saying? Who gives a fuck? The problem with America is and all these kids, you know, yesterday I wanted to my wife to wash a car and I really got to tell you something. For you people who are focused on voting and this country's changing. Obama and Romney, they can't change a lot of things, but they can't change the most important things that our country's going through. And that's fucking common stupidity.

That's what we have in this country. We have a common fucking stupidity. people who don't give a fuck this country is not going to change by some black guy or some fucking waspy fuck with his little Eddie Munster fucking Herman Munster fucking haircut

this country changes with you this country changes with us you know if you're going to pull over use your fucking blinker if you're going to stop just pull all you know you're living in the fucking land where people just care about themselves you know we have this country

we have this beautiful fucking country and we got these leaders and that's what we put it on we put our bullshit on these fucking leaders, like they're going to come and change it. No. They can only do so much. We have to do the other half.

The common fucking stupidity in this country is amazing. I have no job, but you got time to worry about who the fuck is winning and losing in some stupid fucking game. You know, it's amazing. It's fucking, it's never baffled me. Listen, man, when you're a kid, you're a fan of somebody. And when they die, they die. The day Julius Irving dies, who is my sports idol.

I'm going to be sad for five minutes. Then life moves on. got a life. But half of these fucking momos, I got this guy online that's asking me the dumbest fucking question whether who cares about Anderson Silver, Nick Diaz, what difference does it make? It's never

going to fucking happen. So why you worry about something that has nothing to do or nothing with your merit in life and what you have gone for yourself? Instead of thinking about whether this guy's going to fight this guy, think about how you're going to put together 20 bucks today. Think about

your fucking future. Think about what you're going to do to make somebody's fucking day. That's the most important thing. We worry about 60% of shit that's got nothing to do with us. Then we worry about why isn't something happening in my life? Because you're worrying about shit

that has nothing to do with you, dog. You know, it's got... Is somebody calling this? No, I just keep looking down and make sure I don't miss it. But it's... Well, I'm sorry. No, no, no, but it's not...

There are people... I was more... It's starting to freak me out just that, like, that they're doing that. But I understand what you're saying where people get really... Well, you're going to worry about you're 24 years old,

We're sucking some chick's pussy every fucking night. If you're not doing that, you shouldn't be watching. I talked to you yesterday. You left here looking like somebody's sidekicking the stomach. Tired. Because I'm up all night. And then he, I know that. And then you go home and I said, you sleep?

No, I watch football. Are you fucking crazy? Turn that shit off. I get one day off a week. Who gives a fuck? Get some shit and get some rest. Then you wonder why you're fucking tired. You went home yesterday and watched two games of football

had nothing to do with your fucking life. You could have taken a nap, got up, and walked around the park for an hour and come back and watch the last quarter of the New England game. Think about that. That's what you do. Well, who cares about three quarters that's fucking 36 minutes of your life that you can be doing plus commercials, that you can be

doing so many fucking things. You watch the last quarter of a fucking game. I mean, that would be the best way to live. But at some, I mean, at some point you can't just do. What does the first three quarters have to do when you're married?

Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. You don't miss a fucking thing. No sports means anything. We're just agreeing that when they carry them all, they mean something. But you also can't just live your, I don't know. Me personally, I couldn't, I mean, I should. But when I'm working so much. You have six days a week.

You don't have time to do anything else, but you got time to watch two fucking football games on a couch like a momo. You didn't make any money on them. You didn't fucking bet them. They don't make any change in your fucking life. Instead, you could have slept for two. while I was taking a walk around the park and watched the last quarter of the New England game.

You follow me? I know you're working five days and whatever the fucking thing, but you're not making money on these fucking games. What are you watching these fucking games for? Because you're a fan of what? I fucking sit on the couch and listen to worthless information, commercials and fucking Geico

and all this shit. You could just watch a quarter of a fucking game and get the same shit and done something. This is what I'm saying. You could. This is what I'm saying. But then why do you watch fucking Sons of Anarchy?

It's one hour a week. All all the fucking things I do, one hour. You follow me? You can't watch the last 15 minutes of Sons Anarchy. They're going to watch the whole thing. When you watch a game, at least if you watch it

with one quarter left, if they're getting killed, you don't need to watch it. And then you go write some jokes or do jumping jacks or something like this. But for fucking people to sit there all day like bumps on a log, I've never done that.

I don't know what that feeling is like to go to a bar on a Sunday at 10 of the more. and sit there all fucking day and watch football and then wonder what the fuck is going on with my life. So you wouldn't be able to do that?

You'd freak out? Not in a million fucking years. Unless I bet 10,000 on the game and I'm sitting there yelling that fucking black people for dropping fucking balls. If there was a pocketbook you wouldn't drop the cucket.

You follow me? And I don't mean this in a racist way, but this is, you follow me. You understand me, what's wrong with America? The youth of fucking America. This is it. You sat there for fucking six hours yesterday

that you're never going to get back. You could have done something for two, slip for two, and then watch football for two. And nothing different would have happened in your life. Nothing would have happened if I didn't watch it. But for me, when I'm working 60 hours a week plus this,

I mean, I have to be a second night. You know that. Ask the people on Twitter. You're a monster. When you're putting your life into a career, there's no hours. I like these people.

I worry 50 hours a week. What are you going to do? They're going to hang out with your fucking Momo buddies. go talk to your fucking girlfriend about what about what you know this is all part of it it's it's so weird even with comedy when i see comedians and they're like i did this on the weekends i did that you didn't do comedy you didn't do comedy well i understand that if i had taken a night off of work to watch a football like if like tonight if i wanted to watch monday night football and i said oh i'm going to use the sick day and not get paid i understand that i don't know man i don't know you could

have done a thousand things yesterday and so could have the people in this this fucking country. They sit there, oh, I'm unemployed. Well, fucking fill out 22 fucking resumes during the game because at the end of the fuck, I'm serious. I don't know. Even as a kid, I fucking watched this and said, I don't know how people going to do this. I don't know how people do this, six hours and then the Monday night game and the other game, at the end of the week, you'd be doing so much. You'll be doing so much. And I'm not saying don't watch sports and don't advocate sport. The other day, I fucking,

the prelims are on. My don't you was coming over at 6.30. You know what? I'll watch the pay card. I'll take the prelims and I went and worked out for one hour. Even though I wanted to watch the prelims. I wanted to watch Glazing T-Bow. But you have to cut deals with yourself in life.

Fuck all this shit sitting there for six hours with your ass up, stinking, scratching, watching some fucking game. Unless you're getting fucking paid. Unless you're betting fucking 80,000 on the game and you're watching, I've never been able to do that. I don't know why. Now can you take vacations or no?

Not in a million fucking years. Players don't take vacation. You want to go somewhere for a day or two and fuck around with people and listen to that bullshit. But the whole time in your mind you're thinking about, you know, I don't understand these people no more. I don't understand this country. I had a friend who took a vacation this summer for what? For what? Six days, seven days for what?

So you don't burn out? Like, for me, I have planned I'm going home the week between Christmas and New Year's. Right. And I can't fucking wait. I already told people I'll hang out with you. And once you're there for three days, you're going to want to come back here. Once you're there for three days because you're 24 and every time you go home, You'll see that it changes and it gets different and different.

You know this. That's why when people come to me, I'm going home for eight days, good luck, stupid. And after three days, they're like, whoo, this is rough. I got to see my brother. Yeah, you have a life here. You know what I'm saying? People have a life.

Everybody in this country always wants to go vacation, but they haven't fucking done nothing. Oh, and speaking of that, we've got a call from... Oh, shit. What's happening, brother? What's going on, my friend? How are you, my man? Fucking Danny B.

Here, Danny, in the room is the floor. line Jew, Lysayat. Hey. A good man, he's 24 years old, so we're going to school these motherfuckers today. We were just here talking about gambling and watching games. I can't watch a game if I don't bet it, Danny. No, you know what? It fuels it, Cokes.

That's the bottom line. Well, you know, especially the NBA. I can never watch. And it's like watching fucking tennis, back and for. Yeah. You have to have some action on it to make it work you while. That's what this freaking David Stern needs to realize out there. It's the gambling.

That fuels it. that really does, especially on the Lord's Day with football and whatnot. I can't, even when I was a kid, we go to Corkies or something, and I bet a giant game or whatever, some fucking game. I couldn't sit there and watch the whole thing. I need to fucking go get some space and then come back and watch the last quarter of it. But anyway, for these guys that don't know, Danny, I was telling them that you grew up with me.

We grew up together, and I met you when we were kids, that I didn't see you for a long time, and then you had joined the Army. You became the soldier of the fucking year in the Army. and then That's correct That's correct At ease

At ease At ease motherfuckers And then I was very proud And Uh Just let's go through it Danny talk to me Tell me what happened

After soldier Of the year Well as you know I mean A lot of shit's happened Since then I've been abducted By the mafia

Released by the mafia I've been to jail Been all over the place Coco but things have changed It's kind of calmed down Since 1994 for me Got to the hand handicap in business actually went out to California to learn to trade and you know

moved back to the East Coast and you know I a lot is gone I don't have enough time to tell you what's gone on we haven't seen each other do you remember we used to work for Frank Colletto Nissan or Frank Colletto cars that place always talked to you on the phone you were selling cars yeah you know that was a long time ago that I was in the 80s man I mean I know we've partied a lot since then but yeah that was the 80s no I haven't sold cars and I wasn't very good at it. I used to steal the cars more than sell them. As soon as the shop closed, 9 o'clock, I'm out there acting like I'm the man. But you know what? It's funny. I was, unfortunately, I went to a funeral yesterday here in North Bergen,

Veneerries. You're very familiar with the place. And it just took me back in time when we were kids hanging out partying in that place. Remember how middle of the night we go back to the joint and the dead bodies would be laid out on, I'll tell you what, there was enough cocaine in that place to stir up the dead and it kind of brought me back yesterday and i was just thinking about you too and i'm glad that you got in touch with me it was funny because i don't know how many times i snorted at veneer he's there uh we would go back there at night if the dead could talk that would be a place that they can talk unless they were too paranoid to talk because i remember a lot of that as well i remember having a chick in one of the rooms like he has three rooms where they

view the bodies and there was a body laying there and i don't know what chick i had Tizio, somebody I had then. I was working. I'm like trying to get it to suck my dick. I'm snorting little bumps, and then I look over and there's a dead body in the fucking room. People would not even... It was probably Jimmy LeBrono when he was alive.

Jimmy LeBron. We were all dead. We were alive, but we were really dead back in the day, you know? But I'll tell you what. You know, I have no regrets. We had a lot of fun. Made a lot of mistakes. But I could look back to this day

and just laugh my ass off. talking to you. Anybody that I bumped into a couple of months I bumped into Sabatino. You remember Sabatino, of course? Fuck, he lived on Charles. Let me tell you something about Sabatino and tell these guys, he lived two doors away

from John Prongay, who a lot of the movies coming out next month, the Iceman kills, and these motherfuckers didn't know that that Iceman guy had a studio by by Rago's house, but Sabatino lived two doors down from John Prongay, Mr. Softby. Did you fucking know that?

I know, I remember that. The ice man, yeah, you know what? My brother Gary, you know, he's still locked up. He might be coming home after 20-something years. You want to talk about, well, that's probably another show. We probably would need a whole show to talk about that. Oh, please. I still remember when I brought the mushrooms from Colorado to New Jersey,

and I left them on the dinner table, and you and I were in your bedroom, and we heard crunching. And we go back in the fucking living room, and it's Gary eating the fucking mushrooms like their potato chips. He's 14. And we go out that night. Yeah, he'd even been 12. Me, you, Russo, we go out, we come back,

and all the lights in the house are turned off. And we turned the light on, and he's sitting on the couch, and he goes, what? I'm not tripping. You ain't half the bag of fucking mushrooms. You know, the last time I did mushrooms, out in Colorado, I believe you actually got them for us, if I'm not mistaken.

And we were driving from Colorado, Aspen, to L.A. in a rented car, we get hit with a frigging rainstorm, can't find a windshield wife. Because we're fucking laughing hysterical. Next thing I know the rain stops and we're fucking dangling off the cliff almost. So that's the last time I took any hallucinates. You know, I've done my share of drugs over the years,

but that scared me straight back then. I was telling you. You know what? Life has been good, Coke. I know you've done well for yourself. It's good to hear some success stories out of North Bergen, which there ain't too many, you know, but a lot of good friends.

We lost over the years, but it's good to see somebody doing well besides me. Yeah, life is good. I can't complain, you know. It's been a long, rough road, but life is freaking good. I can't complain. You know, Danny, I want these guys to understand how lucky you and I are, the most of these guys are to still be here. I wake up every morning, and I fucking give thanks to the Lord

because, Danny, a lot of things could have happened in our lives, especially the guys like you and I. We were out there, Danny. Danny, do you remember when I wanted to... You remember when my stepfather... I've been stabbed, I've been pissed on. Tell these motherfuckers. I remember a story.

Remember when I was going to war with my stepfather after my mother died? He wouldn't give me money. And you were friends with this Cuban. What was his name? What was his fucking name? He had a nickname for that night. Malagamba. Malagamba was his name.

You were friends with him in West New York. And you went to him and said, somebody's got to help Coco. And he said, tell Coco to come see me. I had grown up with Malagamba. He used to go to my mother's bar all the time. That's how long me and Danny go back. Danny was the guy that

When I used to pick up guns in Colorado And I'd fly him back to Jersey Danny would pick me up at the airport We'd go back to his house He would cook for me He'd give me the package I'd give him the guns And I'd see him a week fucking later

And I still remember the night When we went to the different house And the pipes had broken And it was flooded And you left me there With your sister and two other guys or whatever And for two days I remember snort and blow

In this basement with the fucking water on And we were We just wrapped our legs up. That's how fucking crazy we were, Danny. It's funny. It's ironic that year. I just heard Glory Days from Bruce Springston. And reminiscing, you want to talk about reminition?

I passed that house yesterday. My brother, Jimmy, I don't know if you remember Jimmy. He joined the Navy. He stayed away and through all the wars. So after 25 years, I finally get a chance to see him because I just turned 50 on Thursday, Cokes. So we had a little reminiscence. I just passed the dead end.

Durham Avenue. That was Jimmy Vassiano's friggin' house. The dungeon, if you want to call it. Yes. Yes. I definitely remember that place. Jimmy, behind the high school. I took them through a tour of North Bergen and then finally we stopped at Veneer's funeral to see his uncle had passed. He's my half-brother.

But, yeah, I saw some people that I remember, this guy's got an eye on this side of the head. They're a mess, man. These people are a mess in North Bergen. So the best things you and I did was get the fuck out of it. I always knew I wanted to get the fuck out of it. I always knew. I remember before I left, Danny, nobody

threw a party like Danny. He would rent a hotel three different suites. Oh, I still do it. Fucking blow for everybody, not even ask you for a dollar. Danny's always been very fucking generous and just, I mean, I don't know how many fucking jams you got me out of.

But when I started doing this show, I definitely thought of you, man. Well, you know what? And I'm so happy for your success. I turn on the TV. I see you on somebody's shows, you know, the longest yard definitely sticks out when you're laying on the fucking the turf, fucking eating

a hamburger. I was fucking typical funny shit. But yeah, you know what? That's been my nature, you know, and as far as my spending habits, they ain't fucking changed. Right now I'm looking at New York City. You know, I live right on River Road now. My home's in Allentown, Pennsylvania, but my offices

are up in North Jersey. I don't go up the hill, because when I did, the last time I started telling you, back in April, I hooked up with John Meehan and fucking Sabatino. And that's, I haven't stayed out all night since the fucking 80s. But this particular April night, boy, I got into trouble.

And then I saw Sabatino a week later. He asked me for a couple of $100, and that's the last I heard from him. So some things haven't fucking changed. But yeah, I'm on the Hudson River looking at the intrepid, you know, the space shuttle. The space shuttle's parked right across from me. I'm just having fun, man. I'm making money, having fun. And, you know, have a couple of kids.

So, yeah, I can't complain, but somebody's fucking... We had Timmy our Holloway on here talking about the time you bid his brother's ear off. That was way before fucking Mike Tyson. I bid his ear off. It was 1983 Christmas Eve party at the Ligio's house. At the Ligio's house. Holloway in general, my cousin, gotten to a spiff. Conti was there, McNeil, you know, and then Roger got,

was getting the best of James or whatever. I forgot what happened, but I just decided to fucking buy him. his ear off. I don't know. I was a little hungry, but... I remember driving him home. No, we were all friends for 20 fucking years, so that was just a bad night. Yeah, yeah, no, we were friends a week later, you know, but, no, we were all very close, as you know, you've had Joey Falado on your show, Mike Runny. You know, if the walls can talk, we can... Boy, Mike Askalese, I... I'm glad I got away because some of the people

haven't changed. They look bad. They look like they're 80 years old. They're still snorting They're still staying out to the break of dawn But I do have fond memories of this place And definitely of you Because you were a good man too, Cokes You come off from the streets, man You had a rough life

So I'm proud of you, brother You're done well You got a name for yourself You know And I just wish you nothing but success You know? That's the bottom from the bottom of my heart And V, if you know anything about us

I wasn't even going for this man I just was I just wanted to do something with my life And make the people North Bergen proud You know what I'm saying? I went to prison. I got out of prison and I got into comedy and I always wanted just to,

all those people took care of me, Dee. A lot of people took care of me, bro. A lot of people took care of me, bro. And I'm not going to tell you, I'm going to give them back the 20s, but I will tell you that. I want them to be proud of me. And I wanted, you know, when I left.

They'd be happy with a 20, they'd be happy if you give them a $20 bag of blow. Yeah, they don't even want the money. They don't even, you know. They're still the same. And it's so weird. But you were a good dude, man. And still, you got into trouble.

You had no guidance either did I. You know, I went to jail, you know, no shame in that. It's the best thing that ever happened to me, because, ironically, after jail, I went out to California, and that's how I got into the business that I'm in now, and I just excelled at it. I always was a very personal person, and I can talk and captivate. So I found my niche, man.

On radio shows, it got over 1,000 radio shows, 300 television appearances, excuse me. So yeah, man, I made a name for myself in the handicapped in the world. It's still a gray area. People say, oh, he still hasn't changed. He's still up to something, but, you know, fuck them. That's what I said. You know, you said something, Danny, that I wanted to point out.

You said I grew up with no guidance. And Mike Duffy always says that that after 14, I really had no guidance. And I explained to these guys that, you know, I learned this life by the fucking plays in my own book by failing. You know, I didn't have a lot of the options that people had. You know, when I had $10, if a Chinese restaurant had a special, I couldn't go have the curry chicken at this place and make it. It couldn't be, you know, I had to go somewhere where I knew. So my life has been, I learned from the playbook that we fucking wrote.

A guy like you wrote it, you had no fucking guidance. I mean, you were out there doing the same thing I was out there at a young teenage fucking age. And, you know, I wake up every morning, like I said, Danny, and we could have been raped. People would have taken advantage of us. And none of that happened. We made our own way.

I'm going to be 50 in February. My wife is pregnant, Danny. Did I tell you that? Good for you. No, but I am excited. She's 42. That is the best thing that can happen to you or me or anybody. That grounds us.

That made me a man having a kid. So I'm happy for you. I really am. No, well, I had a kid before. But, Danny, I got a... Oh, well, it'll be a better man. Or a better man. I had two kids too.

I had a kid before, and I failed as a father. So I really get a second. chance at this, Danny. You know, I get a second chance. Well, make the most of that. I always tell guys a story about one day when I was at your house, Danny. I see one of the most because I left North Bergen and I got re-in-touch with you and Rousseau and I went to your house one day and I saw something that until this day,

well, I heard about the time when your mom tried to shoot you at one of my guns. That was one time. No, no, it was my brother. No, we, it's fucking ironic, man. This was a day earlier, we sort of tree. I took my brother Jimmy there I'm like you remember when mommy shot Gary With the 357

And I explained to him That was fresh from Colorado And my mother was like I walked and I got fucking like a few ounces of Coke in the house I come home and they're like yeah mommy just shot Gary I'm like is he dad what the fuck The cops come Ben called Louis Stitzer

A friend showed up Yes And squashed it you know But yeah she she pulled it out I'm like what the fuck you could have killed her I know what I'm doing But honestly My brother, Gary, I speak to him.

He calls in from jail once or twice a week. He brings that up. You know what he says, Al, I deserve it. I was talking fresh to her. That's the guilt my mother put on him. He feels that he did something wrong. No kid deserves to be shot. Never mind by there.

Hey, what about the time he robbed the bank with the fishing fucking string? Well, Gary, you know, obviously he's been on America's Most Wanted. He was roommates for a while. Next, does next sell over from Mark David Chapman, who killed John Lennon? He's been, he got kicked out of Attica. They kicked him out of Attica. He bit some pagan's face off. Are you serious?

And because he refused protective custody because they had a hit on him, but the correctional officers requested for the safety and well-being of the prison system that he'd be relocated. He's been through a lot, Gary, you know, and they let him out of jail for four days two years ago, because he robbed a bunch of banks. So they put him in a halfway house. I pick him off. I put new clothes on him,

put money in his pocket. You know, and we dropped him off at the halfway house. He's there on a Tuesday. On a Friday, the fucking Jersey parole comes in gun, tomb. They take him down for a parole violation, so they gave him four days of freedom

after fucking, like, 20 years. And they go hoping that he probably went to dig up the money, the money that he stole years prior. So he might be on his way home here at the end of the month If not he's still got another three to serve out So but yeah man I tell you what I just wish they'd get him to fuck out Because he wasn't a bad dude

You know Gary was always nuts Right he was nuts But he was a good dude That he was I've seen him a couple times And he's done he's done 25 fucking years almost For fucking a little somebody robbed a banker to They're in short, it's what the fuck

What the fuck? You know? I know they make such a fucking big deal He didn't kill nobody that didn't deserve to be killed I mean, it wasn't like he was a bad guy. Gary was always a good dude, and, you know, I've had some people fuck with me. You know, the business dumb, and, you know, it's kind of shady. We deal with a lot of fucked up people.

I've had some people do me wrong, and his only mission in life is to get out of jail to go ahead and take care of the people that have hurt me. And I'm like, no, bro, just relax. You don't need to be taking care of Big Brother's problems, but he's still a mess. He's about a buck 50, but as crazy as the word, man. Crazy as the word. Now, then he put a fucking. A fishing line in a bank deposit one night and pulled out of fucking bank and went to Hawaii.

Wasn't that him? He's done it all. He tried to break into the McDonald's and Little Ferry, and he didn't see the glass, and he come running in and bounced off because they replaced the glass with plexiglass. Right. Because the last time he robbed it, he rants. So he bounced off. He's done a lot of stupid shit.

One time he robbed a guy, and it turned out that he got a bag of bagels. Remember he robbed a bagel guy, and he didn't get the money. Here's the most famous thing. he's ever done. He's scouting out TGI Fridays and Corkas. You know, he's got this big man, my brother was, if he saw something on TV, he lived it. He couldn't decipher

right from long, you know. He didn't realize that the Hulk was fake. He thought, you know, you take your shirt off, you grow, and whip it up. But reality was not, and Gary's, no concept of reality, is the word I'm looking for. But the worst thing he did was he

scouts out TGI Friday, Saturday morning, bright and early as soon as they open up. He goes in there with the mask, the guns, fucking takes the first bag that they give him. Kind of like about 1,800 bucks in it. The next day in the newspaper, it says, TGI Fridays, Robber leaves $48,000 behind.

So that's my brother. He fucking go in to make a score and always leave with pennies. The story of his life, so, you know, all the time he's done in jail, I mean, he might have robbed a few hundred thousand dollars, but probably left a few million behind in a lot of years. his scams. Hey, Danny, I was telling

I was telling somebody, you know, we were talking about the Falado thing with the juice, and I remember one time you were on the phone making a drug deal, you were doing a blast. Yeah, you were on the phone

making a drug deal, you were doing a blast, and at the same time, they were shooting you with a shot a deck in the ass. I will never fucking forget. I'm still ripped. I'm still ripped from that.

I still got my fucking caught, I'm painy. You are one of the craziest motherfuckers. Ever, ever. These people would not, if you and I sat down in a room and they put cameras on us,

they would pay us $50 a seat just to hear the fucking stories. Wow, we got hours. You want a reality shows? You want a reality show? Come to fuck boo-boo baby, boo-bo-bo-baba, whatever the fuck that Redneck Killbilly shows about. Come to fucking North Bergen,

plant some cameras around that area. That's a fucking reality show. You know, right now that's right now Governor Christie is trying to oust our mayor. trying to do everything they could because you know our town is the kinkiest motherfuckers ever and uh right now for all these people who know who governor christie is in jersey he's trying to get our mayor like he's against our mayor i think jersey cities mayors against north bergian mayor mayor sacko so i'm sitting here waiting for fucking veneery to become the mayor that was the original plan

you know i it's funny it's funny it's mentioned him it's all this in last april when i went out with uh with sabatino and mehan we went down to jimmy d d'i bumped into Vennary. He had three girls on his side. You know, he got a little, a little heavy look in, but it was good to see him, but I asked him the same thing.

I said, when are you going to be the fucking man around here? He said to me, I already am. Well, I'm waiting. I'm sorry. What's up on? I'm sorry.

Go ahead. No, no, I'm on a cordless headset, so I don't know if I missed your anything, because I kind of walk, man. I feel like I'm still on blow, and I haven't done it in years. But, no, he basically, said that he is the man of North Bergen already, so don't be surprised if they do get that

the mayor out of there, you won't, you'll see the Nairie in there. I would love to. You know what even makes me, what even's more fucked up, the number Tony Bartley? Yeah, yeah, he's in Hoboken, right? He's the fucking, he's the fucking, like the head cop and Hoboken. Yeah. The guy he used to take us through the Lincoln, just drive through the Lincoln Tunnel with his badge to go pick up a couple of kilos so he didn't get stopped.

Now he's running the fucking place. Listen, he got me. The place is the armpit of the world. He got me a fucking job about two years ago. He got me a comedy gig in Hoboken for Christmas. And I went up there and started talking about doing Blow in North Bergen. The cops were running out of there. When I got off, he goes, he takes the money and leave.

That's... He goes, take the money and leave. You know, I have an office, too, on 80 River Street, right by the pass, you know? And I seen him. I didn't get a chance to say hello. I see Micah Chardi a lot. Jason Abramowitz, I'll bump into once in a lot. a while. But you know, I kind of, I see these guys and I gotta keep my distance, you know,

because I'm still that type of guy. I mean, I'm not an addict, but believe me, I can abuse shit. So you take me out for one drink, I'm fucking, I'll see you. Remember you used to call me Danny Don't Cool? Denny Be on Cool. Because I be out, I be sleeping all day like a vampire. Beon Coon. Or there's another name that used to call me Moon Day. Who?

You see me Friday night and then I'd surface. Moon Day afternoon. Remember Mundi was the dealer? Mundi was one of the dealers for Georgie Amicoe. On the corner, we went to high school. If you went to Georgi Amigal and said, George, I need a grandma Coke. He'd say, don't ask me that. And two days later, Mundi would call you.

And Roger Holloway would always go, where's Mundi? I got to see Mundi because if we start on Mundi, we won't come home until Friday. Mundi, the Cuban guy was his name. Bro, we could go. We had some laughs, man. These guys don't fucking know. What's that problem? These motherfuckers never know.

When I tell these stories on the Rogan podcast and whatnot, they don't understand. You know, I was telling them about Carmine Bousano, who used to have a flea market in the daytime, and at night it was a go-go bar. Donnelly Avenue. You can't explain. What about the Meadowlands Bar?

I think you were in the Army. The Meadowlands Bar with Tina Petrillo would sit on a Galliano bottle. And on Wednesday nights, it was erotic banana night, and you give them two dollars, and they'd take a banana and shove it in their pussy, and you bid it off. You can't tell these stories to people. My stomach's curdling.

Yeah, Tina Petrie. I got one better. I got one better, the Cove. Remember the Cove and Guttemberg, the little side street? Yes, the guy with the wig. The place was the size of a prison cell. Yes. They would have fucking girls dancing on the fucking table right there.

They didn't speak a word of English, dropping their pussy hairs all over the bar. We didn't care. We didn't get it. And the owner had a wig. I remember the owner had a wig. He was disgusting. And one night, we went in there,

and Fernie Basasasasuto caused problems. And the guy gave his, fucking free cocktails and shit. What about when I robbed Michael's jewelers? Tell these motherfuckers, Danny. Oh, my God. I bought some. I think I still got a fucking one of those chains from there.

What would they? Snake chains back in a day? Yeah, yeah. What were the fucking chains? Rope chains back in the deck. Yeah, you know what? We can talk and talking. I had some less.

I don't have any fucking regrets. You know, I wish I could have done things a little differently. But the bottom line, if I don't follow my course in life, I don't meet my wife. I don't have my kids. So, regrets, nah. I don't have any. I could have done things differently.

You know, I probably spent two or three million dollars that I shouldn't have spent, but hey, it's only fucking money. Dead presidents. You can always make that. Tell these guys about what you're doing now. What you're doing now? Well, as you know, you were in a handicapped in businesses. We hope guys that are betting on the ballgames.

We break down. We have a lot of contact. You know, I worked for the offshore casinos for many years. So I have ties and, you know, we just give advice on the games, you know, We sell our advice, whether they buy on the internet or they call us for that. Everybody's tweet me, text me, email me. Fuck that, call me. For Christ's sakes.

How am I going to sell you if I don't talk to you? So I do handicapped on my partner's the former NBA referee Tim Doneginege who went to jail for betting on the NBA and the mob involved. So yeah, he's my partner of all things. How do I know? I got the Pete Rose of fucking basketball. as my partner. Life is fucking funny. Out of all the fucking people in the world, I wind up with Tim Doneggey

on my lap. Imagine that. What's the web page? They could go to to check out your stuff and your hits and whatnot, what you got going on. Yeah, you could... There's a couple of them, but make this one simple. This way there's no confusion. Dan B-as-and-boy wins.com.

Danesb-B-Wins.com. You can check out some of our podcast, videos, some of the articles we write, but it's not, you know, pretty simple. I don't get into the fancy shit. If you like me, great, if not fuck, you call somebody else. That's my attitude. Because the bottom line is I do have a little advantage in his business,

but it's still gambling, Coco. You know, we do have the manpower, and it's hard to pick winners, but we take a lot of the work out of it for you. And, you know, bottom line, everybody loses in a long one, because they're all degenerates. But, you know, it's been a good, it's been a fun. I've made millions of dollars, got arrested, lost 14 million,

dollars why a wager act i mean Jeremy ronick the hockey player was my client i've seen it all been there done that car but life has been uh i tell people i got more miles on me than the space shuttle and i ain't bullshit me neither i mean i try to ex i was just talking to lee

about football watching football danny when can i call up your radio show tell them about your radio show i want to call it next week well well here's the deal it's not live because it's uh coast to coast We pre-record on a Wednesday or a Thursday.

We download it to the stations. But out in Los Angeles, your home, I'm on KLAC every Saturday morning. That's AM 570 at 7 a.m. California time. And throughout the nation, different times, Kansas City, New York, Buffalo, all over the place. But, yeah, we talk sports. We break nice. Talk some jokes. We can curse, though, on my show.

That's fine. But this is fucking funny. I can curse and get away with it. I like it. I'm going to call up in two weeks. I like to call up in two weeks. talk but I want you to come on on certain Sundays and give a game

out or your partner give a game out because you can help these guys out a lot and I want them to know who the fuck you are. I mean you know what is the show end and what time you guys start at 6 o'clock out there? No we start at 6. We usually go to about 7.15

you know that's it but I just want to give you a little fucking love into what we do and let people know who the fuck I hung out with as a kid and how much love I got for you because while I was talking to you. They don't know. They have no fucking idea. I'm glad that life has treated you good.

You deserve it, man. And again, he has more stories than Dr. Seuss. That's for shit, sure. Oh, bro. 90% of them are true. We fucking lived it, though. We lived it from Mugger the Hooker with Albim Mudez and those guys

to fucking, I mean, I'm very proud and very sad about my life at times, but I would never regret it. I got no fucking regrets. They could all suck on dick. You were always... Always a funny motherfucker. I remember the first act I saw you do was at Cadiscoes. That's right.

Like 93 or 94. That's right. Descos, you were fucking jamming on fucking Jimmy Lebrano. That's right. Lerloos. That was the funny, I saw you there and I said, this guy's going to do well for himself. And then I see you years later on TV. We spoke over the years, but it's been a couple of years.

Last time I spoke to you was a few years ago. I was on my way to L.A. they invited me out to audition me for a reality show Endemore I talked to you about that What a waste of my fucking time Yeah yeah yeah

I went out there fucking bring the family Fucking ten minutes Okay, we'll let you know Like what the fuck let me know I'll let you know motherfuckers My life is more interested Than fucking the shit that they put on fucking TV And so is yours

Oh please But I had a great time man Hang out with Magic Johnson And Ocho Cinco And Perel Owens was there It was a good time bud But we need to hook up soon. Greg was just here. My cousin, Greg was just here. Aunt Marge was here.

Yeah, we had a good time on my birthday. We ate a little chink food. Danny, I love you with all my fucking heart, and I'm happy you called. This is one of the best podcasts ever. Anytime, anytime. Anytime. I want you. I'll on my show. I'll do yours going. Yeah, I'll call you. I'll call you when we get off here. I can't even tell you. My world is interesting until I talked to you earlier. We have Mario Cantone. You've done some stand-up with him, right? Mario Cantone from Sex and the City fame. His brother Joey works with me. He was a stockbroker for his whole life.

Degenerate gambling needs more help than I can give him. But anyway, he's over here helping. We had a great crew of guys, you know, besides Tim Donagy, I got other athletes that used to play in the game. And it's going to be an interesting year. Well, as I'm telling everybody out there is this November 9th, Friday night, November night, Dallas takes on the Knicks at the garden. Me and Tim Vannegue making his debut in over five years

will be sitting next to Mark Cuban. It could be quite interesting. I'd love to see ESPN that night. I love you, Danny. I will give you a call today and tomorrow. We'll talk about doing your radio show when you come back on. Danny, from the bottom of my heart. Yeah, I love out there, and congrats on a new kid.

And just continue success, brother, man, and be yourself. Be real, like you always say. Always. Stay black, right? Stay black. You always tell me stay black. I haven't figured it out yet, but I'm, I do stay tan. I stay tan.

Maybe if I put some iodine in my body lotion or something. But anyway, Joe, have a great day, man. Give me a call when you got some free time. I'll give you a little pump the iron. I don't have no steroids, though. I need some steroids. I'll get a little soft. Listen, I'll talk to you in a little bit, Joe.

I love you, buddy. Thank you, brother. Take care, buddy. You're welcome. Well, people, that's just to let you know. That's, uh... Is he, is he the family who had the, the junkie brother, like, burn the house down cooking french fries, or is that...

No, that's the DeLorenzo's. We'll talk to him about the D. Lorenzo. He just hung out with Kurt. I tried to tell you people. I've been trying to tell you people for a long time that, uh, I got some fucking crazy motherfuckers in my corner, and that was one of them. And here's the funny story. He talked about the descos.

The guy's name he was talking about was Gonzo. Gonzo manages a bunch of comics now. Gonzo used to do a room at the deskos. They found out that there was comedy at the deskos and they went down there and they asked the guy nicely to put me up and the guy said no. And then they took him in the back.

They sat him down and talked the guy into me going on stage that night. That's a true story. Holy shit. They made the guy an offer. They couldn't fucking refuse. Coco's getting on stage and we'll blow this fucking place up

and they got me on stage. And that's the people I grew up with. People want to know how crazy I am Why? I don't give a fuck. You just heard it in that kid's voice. I mean, that was the guy. I used to pick the guns up, bring him from Colorado to New Jersey. He'd pick me up. His mother would cook pasta for me. We'd go to his house. The buyers would be ready at his house. We'd trade off the guns for the blow. I'd take the cash and get right back on the fucking plane. Jesus. Now, is his brother still? Because I remember the story of the fishing line and the deposit.

Is he still in jail from that? He's still in jail? Not from that, but many other things. You just heard it. Okay, I didn't know how long you gave for a bank robbery. This is the real fucking deal. This isn't the bank robberies and robbing. And I'm happy I always had Danny in my life because, like, you motherfuckers know, just case anything goes down, these are the people I got in my life.

I've always had these guys, and these are people that keep me grounded. When I talk to them, it reminds me of what I was, and it reminds you who I am today. And it keeps me grounded. I can give a fuck about these Hollywood people that just lie to you, all these fucking mooks that I'm surrounded. round the way. That's why I get along with Lee. Lee doesn't fucking bullshit me. We have a great relationship. He wants to do live

podcast. I asked him, are you fucking crazy? So we're here. But I'm happy you guys listen to them. I'm happy that this went over a little bit. This was a great podcast. We had Pearl Jam on today. Yeah. We talked a little about fucking what are we talking about football? Football. How important it is to live your fucking

life. Don't worry about what's on TV. You're 24 years old. You have a million football games in your future. Right now, I want you to live. I want you to be a part of the church of what's happening now, which is about living. Everything else is background fucking music, brother. You know, I don't have stories because I sat at home and watched football.

I have stories because I went out there and lived your fucking life. Don't worry about all this dumb shit. This computer is great for an hour or two or day. That you've got to live your life. Everybody wants stories. You want to have a fucking action. You got to live your life. Take a fucking shot.

During those football games, go to a bar, and the first chick you see, go in there and say, I want you to suck my dick for $300. That's a story, even if she's smacks you. Now, you have a challenge in your life. Make this life challenging and fucking fun. You see a crack hole on the corner. Make a U-turn.

Try to put her in the trunk of the car. That's fucking fun on a Sunday afternoon. I'm going to sit there and watch four hours of football with a bunch of fucking guys in the room. Are you fucking kidding me? And especially if I'm not betting. Trust me, I know that you work 60 hours and you're trying to, but who gives a fuck?

When I was 24, listen, I didn't take my first, I didn't take a day off until I was 38th of the first time. My wife talked me into it. You want to ask her, do you know why I spend the weekends with my wife now, and I try to spend as much time as I can with them? Because the first five years of our relationship, I never saw it. I didn't give a fuck about holidays, I didn't give a fuck about New Year's. You got to work, make money, and get better at what the fuck you're doing in your life.

And then, later, when you're 55, maybe, if you're fucking lucky, you go to fucking Jamaica for three days, if you're lucky. And I don't care how much money you have or no money or whatever fuck. You stick to what you know. Everybody complains about they have no jobs. If you don't have a job in today's world, get up, go to the construction site in the corner and pick up fucking boards.

Prove to those people, you need a job. The same thing goes for anything else. You know what I'm saying? How did me and Lee become friends? Lee contacted me. We started doing fucking videos. And I didn't have a lot of money to pay him, but Lee said, fuck it.

I just want to get into this business and look where you are, 14 months later. It's just 14 months later. Unbelievable. Okay, but you made an effort. And nobody wants to work for free. I'd rather stay at it. Good, good.

Nothing happens on your fucking couch, brother. Nothing. Nothing ever happened on the couch. Yeah. Nothing. I know that nothing bad happens when you're on the couch, but nothing happens when you're on the couch watching TV. It happens by you going out and trying to make moves.

If you don't have a job, put a fucking job together. Lee put a job together. This is what I talk about. Put a job together. Mug some, I don't give a fuck what you got to do, but don't fucking sit there and not live your life. There's schools, there's classes to go to, there's a bunch of shit you go out there,

your life. It's Monday. I love you, motherfuckers with all my heart. I'm sorry I wasn't big on the music today, but today's guest should set you straight

for a few times. You're gonna have to download this episode twice to really understand what the fuck just happened today. Because I got, I'm gonna have to go buy cigarettes and refa and booze right now.

I think I need a fucking beer in the morning. It was the last time you had a beer in the fucking morning. That's how much... Usually when I stay up all night, but not... Do you really?

No, I could go for a beer right now. The other day, I went to always on an airport. And I was like, damn, a hot sausage. I don't even drink, but I can go for a cold fucking Hineken for breakfast. It's not bad idea. Maybe we're going to be a leave.

Smoke some dope. Let's do it. Smoke a fucking Cuban cigar. Hey, I love you guys. Don't forget, Testicle Testaments is on sale on iTunes, October 23rd, Tuesday. October 24th, I'm at the Ice House doing Testicle Testaments. I'm doing the one about my daughter because we retaped that. It was fucked up last time.

Yeah. So I'm going to talk about the story about how I almost killed my ex-wife and her husband and all that shit. November 1st through the fort, we're at the Ontario Improv, and November 8, me and the Flying Jew, the other flying Jew, the older Flying Jew, we're going to be at the House of Blues in Chicago's. Tickets are available online. Lee will be with me at Testicle Testaments 5, October 24th. He's my partner on those two.

Lee, thank you very much for helping me, Anthony, for being a great co-host of a motherfucking flying Jew. How many days to Hanukkah? A month, I don't know. You don't fuck it. This is what I'm talking about. The Jews are smart. They don't have it on the same day.

It goes by the different calendar. Right. Different calendar. Well, they can't compete with the Mayans this year. So they're probably doing it on like the fucking, they're probably doing it like on the 11th. And they're like that they could move their money before the end of the world.

You know what I'm saying? Money, money, money, money, money, money. Money, money, money, money. Look at the Jews getting up by themselves. Salute. Money, money, money, money. I love you, motherfuckers. Have a fantastic day.

But most important, have a fantastic. fucking week. I love you guys. We'll be back Wednesday, right? Yeah. Wednesday 6 a.m. The church of what's happened now. Thank you very much for being a part of it. I want to thank Danny Bianculo. Go to his website, Vegasinsider.com. Stay black, motherfuckers. Uncle Joey loves you.

Some musically. Where's the music? I got it. Rizzo Baddest Man Alive. It's a good jam, huh? You tweeted it the other day. Yeah, it's a good jam. It's fucking with the black keys, fucking hanging out with some brothers.

All right. Have a great day. Smoke some weed. If you ain't high by 2 o'clock, go fuck yourself. Joey Cocoa Diaz. Love you guys. Bye guys. The pitchfault from the devil.

Keep a super suit like I'm incredible.