The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 11/07/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #26

Episode Date: November 8, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about the election, tattoos, weight loss and much more. George from MMA junkie calls in to talk about health and give some UFC picks. Hear where network tv was 25 years ago. Streamed live on 11/07/2012

Oh shit November 7th Wednesday A beautiful fucking day to be alive I got a little David Bowie there Doing his thing from 1970 something blast that league Oh shit Oh shit This is you Lee right here

This is your song Oh shit It's a beautiful day to be alive The church of what's happening now Joey Dears With his main man The co-hosts the legend The Flying Jew

Lee Syatt. I like that. Hope you're having a great day. Congratulations to the new president of the United States. Fucking Obama. I hope you guys all voted this shit. And that's it. It's a beautiful day.

Let's it. It's over with. Romney's done with his bullshit. See, I told you, motherfuckers. After the hurricane, you couldn't beat that. But the numbers are still coming in. The Romney people have a legal team in place. It could be all over.

Oh, Jesus. We're going to be suing. White people are running up and down right now. They can't go to work. They're at Starbucks. cursing Jesus fucking Christ You're fucking Starbuck suckers

Get a go to 7-11 Get the Brazilian bold It's like sticking 22 fucking black fingers up your ass So get you going all fucking day You'll be jumping up and down Why pay $4 for fucking coffee You're talking about being broken You're worried about taxes and all this shit

But you got the balls to drink $4 fucking coffee, you know what I'm saying? You go over to a start But you go over right here down the corner With the fucking Hindus right there that 7-11 down there? Yeah. The Brazilian bowl, you'll be fucking jumping like somebody,

like he was doing crank with fucking Gemma on, sons of anarchy last night. What's up with you, Lee, Lee? You're looking good today. God bless you, brother. Thanks, man. No, I feel good. I'm getting used to the nights, and it feels good.

Yeah, you look good. But speaking of that, I fucking, I saw yesterday, gas was a dollar cheaper than it had been three weeks ago on the day of the election. Do you think that had to have something to do with it, right? No, no, that's just the way things go down. The fucking...

I got so pissed off. Fliu by fucking shell stations and lowered the yeah it's got something to do with it It was below four dollars a gallon for the first time in years Fucking Obama was pulling the movement what are you gonna do guys listen It's politics we're not involved in politics. It's all marketing and how they do it and you know you live and you learn I've seen fucking 10 or nine elections or something and nothing's changed So I didn't vote what am I gonna do I got the felonies you know and it's a crutch I use I got the felonies, but It's just I wouldn't have waited on life for three fucking hours

for nobody. Even if Obama was letting you stab his wife. I'm not going to wait online for fucking three hours. Even if his wife is going to lick your little fucking nuggets, you look good last night to with a little overbite that sexy black bitch. I love her. I love her. I love Mrs. Obama, that sexy little motherfucker.

I like to make a freak with Diane Sawyer one time. Eat each other's monkeys. I'm whipping him with a fucking Judas priest belt. Just whipping them, letting them know who the Captain Kirk are the Enterprises. Oh my God. You got dreams, you got desires. Get out there. Who gives a fuck with a president is you still got to get up and do your thing

I'm off Facebook Lee they threw me off for three days I heard about that that's crazy what are you gonna do hey listen man you may you may wanna make an arm but you gotta break a fucking few ways but it's like they keep man you know I'm gonna get in trouble every 90 days I'm gonna show a picture of my dick I'm gonna call somebody a fucking movie there's always something and people get pissed listen let me explain you some to you the yeah dad did the thing about Tom wait a lot of people got back to me you know listen man the reason why we podcast is to tell the truth and so this is not like radio

I don't ever want this to be like radio I don't ever want this to come for me to come on here and have to talk to you guys about something I got nothing to do with the price of eggs or some bullshit story this is why it's podcasting because it's real this is what the difference is between a bad podcast

and a great podcast and you feel the emotion coming through on the fucking podcast if I can't cry over Maryland Martinez if I can't call Tom White's a fucking post-moker and why the fucking my dude doing this podcast. You understand me? I have to have an opinion and that's what having a podcast means. If not, you're doing the same shit the fucking radio stations are doing the same

shit you've been listening to it for the last fucking 80 years. Yeah, people ask me all the time if this is you, people think this is like an act. Always joy like this. This ain't no fucking act. This is why I did this podcast because I got sick and tired of being held down like a fucking black dude with public enemy blasting in my fucking ears. I got to say what I got to say. A lot of people might not like it. What are you going to do, dog? I don't like fucking spring The poor kid rock. He was walking around all depressed last night. He had Obama.

He was texting Obama. Can I come back? I want to hang out with black people again. He's over there hanging out with fucking Romney that Eddie Munster looking fucking president. You know what, man? And if I could have voted, I mean, if it was a 10-minute thing, I would have voted for Obama.

Not because he's the better president or whatever. Who gives a fuck? He's already there. What am I going to do? Start another more, more four years later. This guy was white and couldn't sell it. Guys, again, he was white and couldn't sell it. He was white and couldn't fucking sell it.

He was made up. He was worse made up than fucking Palin, whatever. He was more made up and he couldn't sell it. He would tip his fucking head over to the side like a fucking Herman looking motherfucker. I couldn't even look at him. Couldn't even look at him. But who gives a shit? It's over.

Sons of Anarchy was pretty good last night. You know, it's going in a weird direction. They shot the fucking Chuck Zito's finally gone. You know, everybody didn't know what he was doing. Frankie Diamond's nice character but he's gone you know the black kid role

they know it's him I mean we didn't kill a lot of people last night you know what I was fucked up dog what did you do what are last night I did a bang chocolate bar oh geez I did a lollipop by 7 I was fucked up

I went to Chinese food You know me dog I ain't got time for fun in games I did a 120 lollipop and I did a bang chocolate bar was fucked up and then about 730 I ate another bang I ate another lollipop out of respect.

And I went down to the ha-ha cafe and cracked some fucking jokes down there. Oh, my, I'm surprised you didn't think you were running for president and not that much. Oh, my God. I am running for president. That's the beauty of it. I'm walking around here. Vote for me. Cops up.

Nobody votes to him. What are you going to do? You know what I'm saying? I had the day off yesterday. Didn't work out. Worked out the day before today. I'm going to do a little working out. I'm going to get some sleep.

I'm going to plane early to Chicago. the moment. I got to be at the airport of 445. At the airport at 445. I'm attention like a soldier. Jesus. But I'm taking it to Chicago to catch the tail into the Obama celebration. Maybe I could catch his wife with panties on at the hotel running around the top floor,

chasing the kids or something like that. But tomorrow night, if you ain't doing nothing, fuck all this nonsense. Come on down to the House of Blues. Myself, and Ari Shafia. I got a call from Clay Gwitty yesterday. He's going to swing by with the family. We're going to have some people thrown out of the fucking place. Oh, shit. This is going to be a rocking little event. I'm happy

I'm doing this at Ari. I love Ari. I love Ari. That's a fucking ginnikin' up. The House of Blues are fun. I've been to the one in Boston and the one in L.A. They're a great place to see a show.

Sure. What did you see in L.A.? In L.A., I saw some band, but in Boston I saw the fucking Always Sunny. They did a play. I saw a couple different comedians.

They're a lot of fun. Do you like the House of Blues? You're a good man. You eat the ribs. What are you doing? I did that. I once. I went and had the dinner,

but the little trick is if you get a dinner, you can skip the line, but if you go and buy a $10 thing at the gift shop, you get to skip the line too, so I don't spend all the money on dinner. You know what I'm saying? You'll learn something new here.

Either you learn how to fly, or you learn what to do over at the fucking... I know how to get deals all across this country. Bro, you're the baddest fucking Jew I know, you know what I'm saying? You're the baddest motherfucker. That's why I love you. Let me tell you some guys.

I got an email from this fucking Mo MoMo about a year and a half ago. We met a y, aye, aye. We had a nice. conversation, but he stuck to his word, and he still, he had a lot of people fizzle after a fuck of a year. We had a great year together. I thank you for having balls and for having belief, and he

pushes me from time to time, Lee, and this is why we're doing the podcast, because Lisa, we got to do this fucking podcast guy, call it the church, get out there, show your dick, do what you got to do and stuff. I'm happy you guys check in every morning. Today we got my man George from M.M.A. Junkie calling.

Oh, great. For you guys who don't know, I do a lot of MMA junkie radio on Vegas. I mean, these guys put me on the map as far as I'm concerned with Canadian people and stuff I call in there and lose my mind. George is a dear friend. You know, it's funny because you see somebody and whenever I see him in Vegas at the event, the first thing I do is he gives me a hug, he puts me on radio. Then we always talk about health, you know. He's getting close to my age. He may be my age or a year or two younger, and we always talk about health and walking around. We'll cover MMA and the fight's coming up next week between GSP and Carlos Congo, the fight that I've been

watching closely. I love Carlos Kahn and I love GSP so we'll cover that. That's it brother. It's just another day. We're going to have a special Wednesday edition. Sunday. Sunday edition. One of the guys that called up early on the season who told the story about shooting steroids, 15 guys, Joey Falado, his father died in Vietnam. He had never met Joey. Oh, sure. But Mr. T, another guy who called this was a teacher. He had played football against Joey's father before he had gone to Vietnam. So he used to always tell it's Falado's father was a fucking savage. You know, he died in Vietnam.

So Joey filled out some card and sent it in, and they're going to pick him to read a poem for his father in Washington, D.C. He's on his way to D.C. today. One of the guests on this show, one of the best guests I had, Joy Falado, who went fucking crazy. He's talking about steroids and me and his cousin mugging people and whatnot. He's going to D.C. today to go in front of the Vietnam War to read a poem to his father that's on the wall. That's great.

So he's going to call up Sunday from St. Louis. so talk a little gambling and that's it but as far as today you know uh the idea that was going off about music i fucking love music guys you know i really do and i've always been a uh i've always been real when it comes saying when i was a kid these kids started talking about the show saturday night live that it's fucking hysterical and i would go home i would walk home on fucking saturday was a girl denise mick who used to babysit richie's kids and we the main thing on saturday night was to get there the quickest whoever can get there the quickest to try to fuck the lease maker.

Yeah, you know, whoever got there the quickest, to give the niece make a stab, nobody ever got that they quickest, nobody ever got in her pants. You go there, and the people that she babysit the kids for, their parents own like a chicken delight when they have chicken and fried shrimp. So if you went there, it was always food to make the story short. I'm fucking babbling here. We used to go to the West Saturday Live. They made the big deal about Saturday Live.

All these kids used to, you got to watch it. And I remember watching it three or four times. I thought it sucked. But this is just me. I didn't really giggle as hard as I should giggle. I giggled that movies, Kentucky Fight Movie and, you know, Groove Tube and all these kid movies that they made at the time. But for years, I didn't laugh at it.

I didn't know what it was all funny. I didn't even know if he wasn't on yet. It was like the original cast and Belushi and all those guys. Uh-huh. And I'm one of these guys that I always thought that people made a big deal about something to be a part of something. A.E. Conan. Nobody watches fucking Conan at one in the morning.

Nobody. Nobody watched it on NBC. but when they canceled them all these fucking momos got together from the UCB theater took the streets of fucking Burbank and jumped up and down Team Coco now the motherfucker's on TBS and guess what nobody's watching and meet it but they all jumped up and down to be a part of oh my god team Coco you know there's nothing that bothers me more in the world when I see a bullshit artist when I see somebody who is doing something because of his surroundings

or because he thinks that this will make him cooler in the fucking thing and you see right through it. It's like when somebody would raise their hand and say, put on Tom Wade's his music is so inspiring and you're looking at him at a party and you want to smack him in the fucking face, you know what I'm saying?

Or when you're at a bar sitting there and you see some guy come in with two girls and he's got with a cutie hat on like he's being a fucking fake. Nothing pisses me off more when I see somebody and half the time I just keep living in my life but when somebody tries to push it on me.

You know, you go to a movie and 20 people in your dorm when you're building when you were going to college, told you the movie was sensational. And you walked out of there thinking the movie was a fucking three. Yeah. But you really can't say that because you're part of society. And I can't, you know, I think the movie.

And you just go along with it. It's like people with seven psychopaths. It's the best movie in years. Give me a line from the fucking movie. Tell me one fucking scene from the movie. You'll never, you know, but people just claim to shit sometimes so they could be cool or fucking different. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. And when nothing pisses me up more than that, with like music or a movie of the arts. Why are you, tell the truth. You paid the money, but I remember going up being a kid and fucking people go to the same concerts I go through and say the concert was fucking great last night. What concert was the fucking you at?

You know, what fucking concert are you at? But God forbid you got to pay the shirt to make people know that you went to the show. It's like I seen a fucking fat chick on a fucking treadmill the other day, was it to watch, with a huge tattoo on her ankle of like the New Orleans Stain thing. Yeah.

her ankle. First off, her calf looks like a side of fucking beef. Like a cow hoof. And she's got this fucking, you think I'm kidding you? She's got this fucking hoof covered with a tattoo thing. The tattoo must have cost $3,000. Now she's in there with a trainer. The trainer's telling her to walk and breathe. And I'm like, listen, if you got the 3,000 you're spent on a tattoo

and put $1,500 into a gym membership, you wouldn't have had this problem. But you wouldn't have got a tattoo to be fucking cool. And on your calf, what are you? So now you got to wear shorts. the fucking calf was this fucking big. Nobody wants to see a calf that fucking big. You want to see a women's calves is nice and small and you get hypnotized for a few minutes.

You think about how how monkey smells and whatever the fuck it is. But this, you know, it's like, what the fuck is it with tattoos? It makes you cool on your cap. Now you're going to wear a fucking short every time to show your fucking tattoo. You follow me?

Yeah, tattoos on women are very iffy. There are some that look cool, but at some point it looks kind of weird to me. And not to judge, Some of them look great, but they're like to tell like that. The New Orleans Saints are up and down your entire leg seems like it's over there. I want to see a tattoo of your pussy. That's it.

That's the fucking tattoo I want to see is of your pussy. If you've got a tattoo on your pussy of like a dragon or a guy with his mouth open above your little clit and your clears the fucking tongue or whatever, it doesn't. I can't see having a tattoo somewhere that I got to wear a shirt to customize around the fucking tattoo. You follow me? Like now I got to customize. You want to put something on your heart that says, I love you, mom, or fuck. the fucking spicks or whatever the fuck it is that

rap, you know, put it underneath. But if I got a tattoo that I have to accessorize around, like if I put a tattoo over my eyebrows, so I can't wear sunglasses on this side. So I would wear like a monocle on this fucking side and walk around like a mom-mo. You know what I'm saying? I mean, you do things because you want to do them, not because you're

fucking cool to do them. Now, you talked a lot about, like, feeling when you first moved here, is feeling the urge to fit in. So it seems to me like you would want to say, oh, Saturday Night Live is great. In Cuba or in California? No, no, no, no. In New York. As an American. Yeah.

Well, when you come here and you're a foreigner, you have to learn to fucking speak English. Uh-huh. So I focused on the important things to be fucking cool. I did the things that were, you know, I mean, it was never really, I always saw when people were trying to be cool. And in my world, you're either cool or you're fucking not. And if you're not cool, all you can do is be the best person that you could be. Everybody wants to be cool and hang out with the in-crap. What's the fucking in-crap?

crap. So you wanted to be included, but you didn't tell you didn't change yourself. I wanted to be an American. Okay, yeah. I wanted to be a fucking American, but that didn't mean I was going to sell my fucking soul. You know what I'm saying? If you liked the who, I was going to like the who. I do like the who, by the way. It wasn't going to be about

that stuff. It was going to be because you liked me as an individual. Not because I showed up with money or I showed up with a bag of pot and fucking high times, you know. And look at, you know, there's always doos that are trying to out cool you. I didn't want be out look at me I got a 1980s head do I got a four dollar fucking t-shirt on

what part of cool do I try to fucking be yeah I don't I drive a Subaru Impres I don't want to be cool I don't need to be cool if you're cool motherfucking you walk down the street and you're confident your shit you're cool that's cool that's what being cool is not because you got to go tea and a dragon tattoo on your face and people are like oh shit he's so cool look at him or because you hang out with somebody else it's really weird out people always want to take pictures with people of who they know like that's going to raise your fucking stock in life

so what you bumped into Adam Sandler in a fucking supermarket you took a picture with that fucking guy you know that's not going to raise your stock you take a picture whatever you live you're like people come up to me and they go dog I need this picture it's a bucket list so wait a second your bucket list includes taking a picture with a fat fucking ex-fellin

who's smoking dope where your priority's at I'm a fat fucking ex-fellin that talks dirty and shit I barely got fucking a comedy career you want to take a bad I'm that's your bucket list. Obviously, your list ain't high the fuck up there. You know what's number three?

Eating dog shit with fucking, you know, what's number three? If I'm on your bucket list, what could number three be? You know what I'm saying? Your goals. You got to do your goals like Jim Handy said. They better not include smoking dope with Joey Diaz. You know what I'm saying? You're going to smoke dope, smoke dope with a scientist.

Or a fucking lawyer. Smoke dope with a scientist. Yeah, somebody who can get you somewhere. You want to come to smoke pot with Joey Diaz. Talk about what fucking Pink Floyd. Anyway, what's Happen, Lee Lee, Leelan, we're here. It's fucking Wednesday to 7th.

You know, the other day we're talking about all this music and stuff. One of the best albums, I think I've been to listen to. Let's break it back here. A couple weeks ago I covered the album, Street Survivors by Leonard Skinnet. And I did a podcast with my friend Vinnie Paulino and I covered on something. I said that if Leonard Skinner

had not died, because they had already blown out to who on tour and they had already fucked with the stones on tour. Okay. Street survivors was a very strong album and I said to myself,

what would have happened if they wouldn't have died? By 79, 78, 79, Leonard Skinner would have been huge and a lot of the music that was going to come in at that time wouldn't have come in.

In 80, you know, Sabbath broke up in 78, all these bands, so it was a changing of the guards. You know, Ozzy came out with his band at the end. the Vady, the blizzard of Oz, but there was a changing of the guard.

Bands like the Cars, and all these bands came in. And the Cars has a great fucking first album. The first second album, too, Candio. But there was a band that came out in 1980 that it didn't stop. It didn't

stop. Everywhere I went to, every Coke party, every Kualoo party, every club of the city, I went at 16. I would hear this fucking song constantly. And I bought the album. And it's called it's the first B-52's out. The first song is Planet Claire,

pretty 52 girls. Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no Lindberger. Or, you know, Limburger Cheeses, it smells like your asshole. So, Abelin Costello, they used to make Avedo, always smell Limburger cheese and he would fucking shake and shit.

He'd do what I do, what you do. Aya, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Snowing at Susquehanna and Lindberger. Limburger and Susquehanna. So if you ever want to hear a great fucking album with a great guitarist and you're going to enjoy what the fuck are you talking about Listen all I can do is turn you on for the best shit I fucking know so we can have a conversation and live with our goddamn lives You follow me play a little B-52s for these cocksuckers while I hit the vapor pen of debt Hit it

Little 52 fucking girls goly See him on the beach go we bop your head cocks sucker This is the B-52s you know how many quay-lose you know how many quay-lose I ain't for this fucking I'm growing up and that many times I fell over in a bar dancing for this shit trying to get a chick to take home so I can suck on her neck did you hit this shit lately you're slipping here we go kick it Lee they got a song on the sound called dance this mess around it's after this one go to a video they do like a concert video with books on stage watch the fucking blonde sing this song it'll just kill you kill you hit it me how about you

What are you loaning time for? I'm not the fuck to sing in the band. Oh, you're going to fuck that. Here you go, brother. How about you? As. All right, Lee, kill the music. You're not dancing.

You're not wiggling your fucking head. What are you? What is wrong with you? You don't love me no more. You come here fucking walking around like that's throots. Look, that's throots. You've got to go to work today. What's been going on?

You've been working out. All you've been doing is worrying about this girl. You're in love. You're watching episodes of very. endless love. We'll find out about that. No, no, it's, I'm excited to go home, but just working a lot.

Home is fucking December 25th. The world might end on the 21st. What are you excited about? I understand that you work 8,000 hours a week, and you still fucking can survive, but I'm fucking, I'm working about 80 to 90 hours a week, and I'm struggling to the finish line right now. So what's December going to do for you?

December, you'll be dead. What are you going to do? today to help you do jumping jackson you know you know yeah i i've been i'm proud of myself i actually have been eating healthy i haven't you have yeah i've been doing really good on that you drink my water not enough i'm drinking too much diet coke right now um you know because it retains the sodium and we stay fucking fat like me i'm a fat fuck yeah i'm trying myself man but it's tough and the older you get it's tough to burn these goddamn calories people tell you when you're fucking young you're like you know hey man when you get older look out you'll giggle you're like that's

never going to happen to me. I'm always going to be a yoke motherfucker. It gets hard. You know, I do a lot of shit. I go to the Y. I try to work out four to five times a week an hour and a half. You know, and that's a fucking long time, man. Yeah. You know, and I started at like 20 fucking minutes and worked myself up five-minute increments, you know, and now I have a great time. I really do. Have you ever ever had a conversation with yourself? Because I was, I woke up. Depends what kind of conversation. Riefer. Am I in the bathroom on the floor? I'm not going to do this no more. Some chickens farting in my face. I'm asking myself, how did I get here? Because I woke up late today, and I wanted to go get

fucking just a sandwich out of dry. I had been eating healthy for about two weeks. I really wanted to, and I was getting ready for work, and I had a mirror right across from my sink, and I just looked and I sat down. I literally just sat and I was like, this isn't worth it, like the sandwich, and I just, I hadn't really done that before. What kind of sandwich? Fucking, I don't know, a spicy chicken sandwichers. From where? No, you're going to make me want it from Wendy's.

That's what I wanted. But I just sat and I literally had a conversation with a message. What you got in a mirror and look at your asshole and ask yourself, does my ass need this fucking chicken sandwich? That's it. That's basically it. You know, guys, again, to the simple thing, we all know the answers to our destiny. Yeah.

We want to pay somebody to tell us what we've got to go to Weight Watchers and go to whatever for somebody to tell us what our problems is or go to a fucking psychiatrist. We know what the fucking problem is. You know it. Because, you know, and I'm not beating you up. No, no, I know. I used to fucking do, dog. This is the shit I did.

You know, when I was 415 pounds, I went into the doctor one day, and he told me that my heart was in good shape. He goes, man, you know, I'm going to give you a grandma blow to go. Your heart's a fucking savage. And he goes, you have a little stain on there from sleep apnea?

And he goes, why don't you fucking lose the weight? And I was like, I don't know. And he goes, would you like for me to, why don't you do the surgery? And that's the last thing I need. There's 15 fucking needles in me to lose some weight. Yeah. I told him I was scared of needles in my situation.

He goes, you know, you should consider it. And then he came, he left for a little while, like an hour later. He came back in the room because they were doing tests on me with ink and stuff. Okay. Because they had laid me down, and they had gotten a bad reading on the EKG, and he came back and he goes, you know, Joe, you have a healthy heart. You're a strong guy. Why don't you lose weight?

He goes, why don't you let me, why don't you have my buddies do the surgery, and my office will finance it? and that touched me so much as Dr. Soleimani that was a dear friend and still I still go to him he's my heart doctor and he goes give it a try

and I'll tell you what I'll try weight watch as if it doesn't work then I won't do it and I didn't go to weight watch at first I just went to the gym at 415 pounds and I would wear two pair of underwear

because I was hit I would hit the mitts and I couldn't breathe and I'd piss my fucking pants I'd pee my pants you know and this is hey there's other fat people that I know what I'm talking about

Yeah. I couldn't go up three flights of stairs with my wife with groceries. I couldn't walk with Joe Rogan in an airport. You know, and I wasn't smoking. I wasn't doing nothing. It was the weight that was really killing me. And I went home and I would go to this gym. The guy's name is McAfoli.

I had him on the podcast. Oh, he was trained in. Yeah, down at Justin Fortunes. And he told him, he goes, just stop with the sodas and with the candies or something like that. I think I went down to like 403. Okay. Over the holidays, just hitting the bag with him, and he taught me to just get in front of the punching bag

and hit it for 10 minutes at a time. Don't stop. Like, you know, that thing that they do, the fucking machine, the elliptical. It's the same technique as elliptical, but you're punching this bag and move your hands and your hips, and I remember going there doing it for five minutes, I'll only shoot myself. And he goes, wait a little while,

and then go on the bicycle. Go on the bike first and warm up, and I would warm up five minutes on the bike. Okay. And I would hit the bag for five. minutes and that was it I would fucking feel but I started and I kept doing it now I go and I can hit the bag for 45 I mean I can ride the bike for 45 without even thinking I drink this pro am max stuff to give you a little energy like an

hour before my workout but that's just the last month before than I was doing it myself and I went down to like three when I walked into weight once is I was about 390 the first time okay and I went down to two fucking 70 I mean that that that's a lot of fucking weight by cutting but I I always cheated in the sense that I eat a lot of fruit. Plus, I exercise a lot. You know, and a lot of water. That was the secret then.

Yeah. Guys, when I first got on the fucking bicycle or the bag, I could only hit it for five minutes. When I first started doing the doche run, the book, have you even looked at a Cucson? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When I first started doing the doche run, I could only do it if I could do the five-minute walk,

and I could do the two minutes of like, I think he recommends 4.0. I was doing it at 2.3 or something, guys. Yeah. But you work yourself up. Don't get discouraged. Don't ever get fucking discouraged. You know, you start where you can,

and you do the best you can every day. And, you know, some weeks you're going to work out three days a week. Some week you're going to work out two. You know, if you're overweight and you're 40, 38, and you're 50, your joints hurt. So you have to find stuff that fucking will compromise, you know, whether you have to take the pills to work with your joints, the lipotropham, the other, the glycosamine and all that shit.

The thing that... Oh shit, we got to call. Finish this later. What's up, brother? How are you, George? Doing good, news. You know me, bro. Waiting on you.

I got my man, George. Remember, May Junkie, one of the best outlets for MMA, for all the news and stuff that's coming out. George always has good information for me. Over here, waiting on you to call, George. On a beautiful motherfucking Wednesday in Los Angeles.

You know how we do it, Papa? Yeah, that's where I'm from, man. And I miss it. I'm here in Vegas. I'm getting used to it, but I do miss SoCal weather, I have to share. And what's the weather like in Vegas right now? If I woke up in Vegas, what would it be like? It's 52 degrees, and I know this because I go out for a jog every morning,

so I always check the weather to see if I need my sweatshirt or not. But it's a nice 52, it's clear, and I'm going to have a beautiful run after this interview. Okay, and then where do you go? Do you go to the studio today and do MMA junkie? What happens in your day? Yeah, I do MMA junkie radio every day from 9 to 11. AM Pacific time. So after this, quick shower,

quick bite to eat, because you got to have breakfast, man, you got to have it, even if it's just a damn apple. You got to put something away, and then I head to Mandalay Bay to my studio there and crank a couple hours of mixed martial arts talk. How did you get involved in this radio station, George? I was a listener to another

MMA radio show. One of the first podcasts that ever came around, and I thoroughly enjoyed it because we had fan interaction, and so I You know, I was a listener. I'd call in. I was really passionate about the sport. And I just loved the platform that they gave.

And the host, unfortunately, passed away while driving from Utah to Vegas to cover a combat sport. I think it was a boxing event, actually. And his tire blew out, and he was with his family. He was taking him on an extended vacation as well. He was going to do the event and then do a family vacation. The tire blew out. It flipped over. and he got ejected from his seat.

And so he was the host. So after about eight months, you know, the co-host, Frank Trigg, a professional fighter and a good friend of mine, I told him Trigg, man, I go, sorry, you know, obviously we're all still hurting from Ryan's loss. Because, Joey, let me tell you something, man. These shows, you know, like yourself and the ones that we do and the ones that you see out there, Joe Rogan,

they mean a lot to a lot of people. you know, you get used to them and I got used to that show I used to call me and say, hey man, try calling you at 9. I said, because I'm listening to my show. I'd call it my show. And I really liked it. And so

I told Trigg, you got to get back on. He couldn't find another co-host to gel with or the time didn't work or the guy didn't want to go every day. You know, maybe he wanted to go in the evening and he wanted to do it in the morning and all of a sudden my brother goes, who you've met Joe, he said, why don't you do it, George? And I didn't have any

I didn't have any experience in radio, but the one thing my parents always taught me is, you know, don't say no to anything. You're capable of anything, in other words. And so I took about five seconds to reflect and said, let's do it. And next thing you know, we started in my living room in San Anna, California, just podcasting from home, and then it just kind of grew from there. That's an amazing fucking story for people who want to do something and don't have the balls to do it. Or that are stuck. Exactly. It's funny how.

Anybody can do anything. It's funny how we always think we ourselves can't do something. Like we always write ourselves off first as human beings. We really do. It's a natural thing. Like, I'm going to do this. I'll never fucking do it. I don't even know why I think about it.

And that's when we sit there and go, wait a second. What the fuck? Who the fuck am I to judge me? Let me go give a shot and you never know what could happen, you know? But nothing happens sitting on the couch not doing something. Exactly. You can't have those types of regrets. You know, it's funny because I was watching an M.MA event over the weekend.

And have you seen those guys, Joey, that wear jaco clothing? And I guess their little slogan is, refused to be ordinary. And that's something I've told people for a long time is people used to say, what are your biggest fears? And, of course, I got, you know, snakes and fucking bees attacking me, stuff like that. But one of them is my fear of just being ordinary of looking back one day, like at 60 years old and saying I didn't go for it. I didn't go for it. I didn't chase

my dreams. And so I've always kind of lived by that. Well, I'm the same way. I fucking, you know, well, last night I was talking to somebody because I used to live in Aspen, Colorado. And they asked me, what made you leave Aspen? And I was saying that, you know,

you see a lot of people who go there at 21 after college to ski for a year. And one day they're 40 fucking two. And they wake up and I'm an assistant manager at the ski lodge, and that's it. Their life flashed ahead of them. And that was one of my biggest fears also, George. I just didn't want to get stuck anywhere.

I remember being a kid and growing up in North Bergen, I still have a bad habit, George. I look at the fucking help one of that. Do you know that, guys? When I go to breakfast now, if there's an L.A. Times or a fucking New York Times or L.A. weekly, I look at the classifieds. Until this day, I look at the classifieds four or five times a week.

Sometimes I even look at Craigslist. For fun or do you actually like call? Just for fun, just to see what opportunities are out there. Because I want to make sure, even as a comic, that I'm not missing anything. That's how fucking crazy is. Well, I wouldn't say I do that every day, but I have done that as well, Joey. I don't know why. I kind of like to see what else is out there as well.

You know, everybody has a bad day, and I guess that's why every once in a while you do ask or just kind of think about, you know, you need self-examificent. insurance sometimes. But I think the important thing is, you know, and you hear this all the time, but boy, it took a long time to click through my fat head and that, you know, do something you love and when you're passionate about it, it's not work. Because if people think that I just show up 9 to 11 and all these fighters just call in, you know, and that we put together a show, it's not like that.

We actually, you know, put a lot of time in getting the show ready, promoting it every day on social media, executing the show, promoting it afterwards, sending the links out, you know, and then, of course, touching base with the fighters and the managers, you know, thanking them for their time and all that good stuff. That takes a while. A lot of people don't know this, but I leave the Mandalay-based studio sometimes, like a 10-at-night, midnight, because I also want to do the same thing the other co-host, the one that passed away did, and that's make our listeners feel like they're part of the show, because they are part of

the show. They call into the show. You've been on our show, and people call on our show. from all over the world, you know, and chime in, and that's what makes our show special. So that's why I pour myself out to it. But I love doing it, so I don't really think it works. You guys do a great job over there.

You know, I read a lot of your blogs, and sometimes if I'm looking for information, I mean, how do you acquire a lot of the information that you get, George, about MMA and fighters and what's going on? Well, basically, we have outstanding writers that just catch up with all the athletes in the sport, and they're very professional. They could write and have written for some of the top news outlets in the United States.

A lot of people just think, you know, they call them because the sport grew up to the Internet, they call them Internet fanboys, and that's not fair because maybe originally, that's the way some guys are working, but our guys have journalistic backgrounds, writing backgrounds. They do a good job. So I read every story they put out, for one. Two, you got to browse Twitter, because we can get it. to every story. And this sport's huge. It's all over the world. So, you know, there's stuff that's

breaking all the time. And I check it throughout the day. And, you know, I follow up on that. And then, of course, you know, we have these small, quick conversations, sometimes via text, email phone, with the athletes themselves, and just kind of check up on them, confirm rumors, or squash rumors, things like that. And then we have to watch all the fights, you know, and all these shows that are out there as well, like inside MMA, MMA uncensored, all those, we watch them because there's, you know, little tidbits of news there that we have to be caught up on. It's amazing how much information goes sometimes and how much people don't realize how much working goes into our podcast, how we talked the night before about whether we want to show

a clip from a movie or a song or just talk about a topic or sometimes you're talking about a topic or you want to talk about a topic, but a better topic comes up. and you got to save the other topic for a different show. And it's true. I email, you know, this show doesn't end when this is over. You know, I get emails all week, and I enjoy it. Do you know something? I really enjoy it.

I'm not getting paid for this. I get to meet these people, comedy shows, and whatnot. But I enjoy having my little communication with the people, even if it's on social media. And two years ago, I didn't think this was going to work out for me, but now I love it. It's amazing how part the world of podcasting has grown, you know, We can reach anybody all over the world at any time.

There's people that tell me, you know, they're in the UK or they're in Austria, and they're just sitting down for dinner, or they just finished dinner, and they're listening to the show. And then there's a couple people down under, you know, Australia, New Zealand, who get up early, and they have to get up early because, you know, that's the way their job works. And then some just follow a day behind, but they're all over the place. And it's pretty cool that we can now touch them. before when I grew up it was AM FM you know Rick B's the mighty 690 things like that

and you could reach Southern California and Baja Mexico you remember that yeah about it Baja Mexico yeah you know it's funny how you and I have become good friends and you come to shows and if I go to Vegas we try to fuck around and stuff and it's funny how we talk about we always talk about health how much MMA has you know shown a lot of older guys health it's really weird how I see the big black guy from the UFC that's always yelling he lost a bunch of weight

one of the girls that worked for the UFC lost a bunch of weight I was losing weight you were losing weight it's hysterical how MMA has affected us because I'm not getting on the floor jiu-jitsu or wrestling or running up fucking stairs or chasing Vandalay Silver with a fucking gas mask on up a hill

but it's amazing how we've become MMA has made a lot of middle-aged men more health conscious. Have you noticed that? Exactly. Yeah, yeah. Think about all the people we have at our disposal. I mean, we have, you know, our good friend, our mutual friend, Mike Dolce, he'll stop

by the studio, and he'll answer all kinds of questions. And, you know, I'm writing notes down. I showed Mike Dolce the other day. I ran into him, and I showed him I have this little notepad on my phone, and there's certain things that when he says they click because they work with what I want to do. You know, there's some things that he does that I'll never do. You know, I don't think I'm going to get around to doing the squats and the dead list and all that shit. But if I can replace Greek yogurt with yoke-play low-fat yoga, I can do that.

I can make some of those. Yeah, I can make that. Like, I don't like the kale. Every day, there's small battles. Yeah, it's just little things. And that's what people don't realize. A lot of people go, well, I'm not ever going to do that. So I'm not going to fucking do.

You know what, man, if you go to In-N-Out Burger and you don't get the double-double, you get the single, and you tell them not to put the fucking sperm sauce on there and you don't eat the fries, you have a diet Coke. You know, a burger isn't that bad for you. If you're in a bind with a slice of cheese and a tomato, if you're in a fucking bind, it's what you eat with everything. And that's what people don't realize, George.

It's just little adjustments that you make. Word, I hear you. I do that too. And, you know, sometimes that's not enough from Mike. Well, like I told him, I go, man, I go, brother, I'm just not you. I still love my junk food. He looks at it as poison, and I don't. I look at it as a delicacy.

What's your junk food? What's your junk food? I was a mama's voice, so I didn't really learn how to cook. So I wait until I'm hungry, and then I panic for about five minutes until I can get to the nearest spot. But, you know, I've lessened those battles, and sometimes I plan ahead, and sometimes I bring my snacks. And, you know, carrot sticks and bell veta crackers and things like that. Oh, fuck you. Fuck those carrots.

I can't eat carrot sticks. I'm a celery man with blue cheese, but blue cheese don't do nothing for you. You know, Mike Dolce wants you to drink it and fucking light hummus and shit without the fucking Hindu juice or some shit. I can't have that. But his tuna's very good. Have you had the tuna?

I have not. With the avocado and all that in it. He's got a chicken salad that's really tremendous. His pasta, the pasta, the power pasta, is really delicious. Yes, that and the pit bull pancakes. The pit bull pancake. I'm not a big pancake guy.

See, a lot of, like, I'm not kale. You know, I don't like a lot of craziness. One thing I do do that he fucking strongly recommends is to drink a glass of water when you first wake up before coffee. You know, the first three or four times I did it, I got fucking dizzy. It was like whacking off when you're 12, when you don't come, but you just get dizzy and shit like that. I swear to God, just a fast glass of water.

And he said it kicks open your metabolism. So there's a lot of things that Mike Dolce talks about. I'm going to have him on the show also. So he can talk to a lot of our fat fucking listeners. including myself and help us out, because it doesn't even mean that you're fat. He has so many things that are lower your cholesterol. What's the between Greek yoga and your regular yoga?

I don't know. Well, I guess a lot of it has to do with what he's preaching is it's just, like there can be healthy fat, there can be healthy carb, and it's something creedious, you know, like fruit toast and certain sugars that are out there, you know, processed food. Right, right, right, right. He doesn't want you to touch none of that. shit.

Because I'll show him. I'll go, look, I'm eating this. It says zero calories. He's like, yeah, but look further, you know. And so that's where it gets complicated. I was one of those that felt like if I'm winning the calorie war, then I'm winning, you know. But he says, boy, there's a lot of other food that you can stuff yourself full of until you can barely walk and it's delicious. But when it's all sitting done, when you're sitting back doing work or sleeping or fucking or whatever you do after that,

then all of a sudden the, you know, the body works. and it can eliminate it quicker. What is your favorite junk food? Like, what are you considered junk food? What do you crack for? Junk food for me, dude. What is your weakness? A fucking steak at the Maldale Bay with ice cream on it? Oh, no, no, I'm talking about the dirty drives and stuff, like Del Taco combo.

Oh, Jesus. No, no, no, no. No wonder your assholes on fire. That'll fucking kill you, George. And you're Mexican. You can't be eating that del taco shit and that Taco Bell shit. You're killing me that. You know, when I came...

I always crave a quarter pounder. That's a definition of junk. But I always... I crave a quarter-pounder with cheese every fucking day in my life. Do you know that? Every day when I drive on fucking Burbank Boulevard, and I see that McDonald's. It takes everything I got.

Not to take my car and go right through the fucking drive-thru and kill five of those fucking Filipinos in there and steal 18 fucking quarter-pounders. You know that I love quarter-pounders. And I don't go in there. It's like the weirdest thing. Who doesn't? Huh?

doesn't love a quarter-pounder, Joey. Who doesn't love a quarter-pounder? And let me tell you something. I know you know this fighter. There's a fighter named George Mazadol. He's a Cubano like you are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he turned me on to a quarter-pounder with Big Macs-She.

Well, Big Mac soft. So now I go in there and say, hey, hook me up with a quarter-pounder, and they say, well, that'd be all. I go, did I say, I was finished? And they say, well, carry on, sir. So then I tell them, what I want you to do is don't put the ketchup and the mustard and all that. I go, just give me the meat and the cheese and put on some Big Mac's off. And then they do that, and man, that's pretty good.

You should try that. That fucking Big Mac sauce. It's like Iranian sperm on your back. That shit's disgusting. It's like Tardisol meets fucking asshole sweat. It's disgusting. That I won't eat. So you're not a friend of the Big Mac?

No, no. You know, when I came from Cuba, my mother wouldn't let me eat fast food. So the only time I could eat fast food when I went to Miami to meet my cousins in the summers. That was the only time I was allowed to eat fast food. The rest of the time I had to eat, you know, fucking what the Cubans were eating every day, eggs and shit like that. So I think I didn't get turned on to like McDonald's breakfast till after my parents, my mom had passed or something like that. So, but I love a nice quarter pound. I like a nice, I won't eat Taco Bell.

I knew Taco Bell wasn't meat fucking eight years ago. One night, like meat fell on my shirt and I was going through with my fingers, and I knew that wasn't meat. I knew that wasn't meat. I knew that was like fucking goat blood or something that they fucking sprinkle cereal on and just collagulated some shit. I always knew that was disgusting. I won't eat that stuff. Hey, you want to hear something funny?

When it comes to fast food, the drive-to-do. What's your routine? You know, for the guy hands do the food? Do you have the willpower to drive five minutes, get home, lay it all out on the table, and eat it then, or do you throw that shit down in the car and get lettuce between the car? We all know the fries never make it fucking home. We all know that we, if you go to a dive-through, it's because you're fucking hungry, okay?

People don't go through a drive-thru because they're going to go home and set up a fucking picnic table and put on Lawrence Welk and dance around the fucking dinner table. You're killing that motherfucker right now. And you save the bags in case you get diarrhea and you've got to pull over and you've got to wipe your ass because that's why I always save those bags if I go to that place as a reminder of why.

It's so funny how I read years ago how the mafia would take the meat from a supermarket. Like in Vegas, you know, when you drive by those hotels and it has meat, eggs and bacon, what do you call that? Steaking eggs, $1.99. And these fucking momos in there walk out like, that was the best T-bone I ever had. Listen, stupid.

They take that meat that you don't sell out the supermarket, and they send it back to the butcher, and he dips it in this fucking chemical. And then he gives it to Vegas. And then you go in there with your fucking drunk friends, and you eat this mafia meat, which you're not going to get sick or die. it's going to do to you is make you have like a little light diarrhea, which you won't call the

hotel, you're not going to call nobody, it's just the cost of doing business. You know what I'm saying? But we accept that shit. That's the beginning right there. That's why I don't eat those steak and eggs for $1.99. You know what I'm going to meet for breakfast today? What's that? I'm meeting George Elias.

Remember George Elias? He used to work for the UFC, the fucking Spanish guy. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. He lives close to him. Now they do it out of a broadcast studio. They don't go to the events anymore. No, I know. Victor came to the fight the other night, Victor.

Talking about next week real quick, what do you like for next week? It's one of the biggest fights of the year. It's one of the most anticipated fights of the year. We'll talk a little MMA real quick. What do you like about Carlos Condo with GSP, and who do you like him? Why? Well, you know, I like to always factor in the intangibles. I mean, I know there's skill sets.

GSP obviously loves the big guys to the brown. He has impeccable timing. And it seems like nobody can get away from him setting up with a jab, you know, fainting it twice, and then getting you to commit and bam, you're on your ass. But here's the thing. There's those little intangibles, for one, coming off an 18th month layoff, off a serious knee injury. And, you know, GS2 is one of those guys that's methodical. It all goes, you know, his training camps all go in a certain way.

He's very organized. So this one's had to be a little bit different because there has to be a little concern in the back of your head every time you spring off that knee, you know? And so those are a couple factors going against him. Now that, and Carlos Conduit, he's a beast, you know, he's got 28 wins, and I think he's at 13 submission wins, 13 TKL wins. This guy goes, but take your head off. He's not going in there to see what the judges think happened that night.

He's going on in there to be decisive and find a way to win, whether he nails you with a knee, whether he catches you with a hook, whether he, you know, aims a kick at your head. a shin at your head or whatever. And so, you know, for five rounds, GSP's going to have to deal with, you know, contend with it. Now, at the same time, Carlos Conant has to make sure that GST isn't able to put him on his back because when he does, GSP strong, man. He's got them broad shoulders.

He does them gymnastics. He's just upper torso is just, you know, in phenomenal shape. And he has the ability to just make it a nightmare for you and keep you down and grind you and break you. And that's why guys in the third, fourth round, they basically give up and go, fuck it. go the towel, or let's just finish this thing now, go to the judges, I'll hang my head and be embarrassed for the next six months. But I don't think that's Carlos Conduit. He's had plenty of time to train.

So I think it's going to be a lot closer with the odds-makers think. The Odjvakers have like a four-to-one favorite, GSP, and I disagree. I think it's going to be very, very close. I think Conn is going to be in there at the end, but I do believe GSP at the end of the end of the end of the day probably is the one that will have his hand rate. So I think it's going to be real close, maybe one of those, like, 48, 47, or maybe split decision type of fight. You know, for me, I sat there and watched this kid

outsmart the Diaz kid. You know, the Diaz kid could have beat him 10 out of 10 days on the street, but he went in there and he outsmarted this kid. Carlos Conduant's a very, very smart guy. You're right, the layoff is big, and the layoff is a big intangible. I still can't make a decision.

I'm leaning towards Carlos, because I've been a fucking fan of Carlos since he was losing to Rory McDonald, I think it was, and went in the third round and took his fucking head off. Remember with the elbow? Yeah. Was it Roy McDonald? That's when I realized how bad this motherfucker was that he was a killer. You know, Chuck Liddell is a great fighter.

Would I take Chuck Ladell into a lobby against three Puerto Ricans with knives into a black... I think I'd take fucking Carlos Condor in there. I think Carlos Condo could stab you in the fucking... eyeball and go eat a sandwich after it. Something about that kid is always scared. Yeah, that's what they call him a natural born killer, man. That guy's a savage. He knows how to turn it on, and he knows how to fight on game day. A lot of guys go in there and go, that wasn't me. I don't know what happens. Things weren't clicking. You never hear that from Carlos Condit.

He knows what to do when that cage door closes, and I will say this. You know, it's very easy to say GSP's going to win because he is the odds-on favorite. He's got, you know, all the experience. He's one of the talented fighters of all time. But I do believe that if you're going to bet this, you have to go with conduit because of the odds. I don't think the disparity in the odds is justifies their skill set.

So I think they're basically saying, look, every Momo in town is going to bet GSB because they've heard of GSP, and not everyone's heard of GSP, and that's why, you know, the money's going to be divvied up that way. But the Sharp know that conduit is in this fight, and he has a very good chance to win, and therefore you can capitalize on those odds.

That's why I love you. I'll call the station next week. George, you're one of my best friends. I love you. Thank you for everything you do for me. And, you know, you give me a launch pad with your station. Thank you, man. I respect you with all my heart, your family,

and what you do. You people that are out there listen to MMA junkie sound every fucking day. From 9 to 11, correct, George? 9 to 11 a.m. You can catch us. MMA junkie.com forward slash radio. We're on all mobile devices. And if you're back east in Pennsylvania, Connecticut, New York, or New Jersey,

you can watch us on Fighting Out TV, Channel 464. Joey, it's been an honor. Thank you for having me on the show. Thank you, brother. You know, I love you. I'll see you next. We'll talk next week for sure, brother. And, you know, you've really done a lot of special things on our show as well.

We've gotten a lot of fans through your social media and you appearing on the show. So respect and love mutual. All right, brother. Stay black. We'll talk next week before the fight. All right. Thank you, brother. Have a good day.

He's a fucking great guy. That guy. He's done a lot of great things for me, you know. He is. The thing he said at the beginning where he said he was just a fan, and then someone said, why don't you do it? And he did it. Like we were talking about, that's what I did.

I heard you. I heard you. I wanted him to say that. I know a lot of people, Mitch Nutter. I know Ali Farad, the fucking crazy. I know a lot of you guys are doing your podcast. And listen, man, I get fucking emails every day that we inspire people.

do something or the other look i'm just a regular fat fuck i can lie to you and tell you i'm special i'm in bever hills i'm hanging out with this or whatever if i could do this shit so can you fucking lee you know uh everybody thinks lee's a great guy lees a warm guy he's funny we torture he's not a comedian he's a fucking editor but lee has no fear and that's all i the church of what's happening now is about having no fear brother go out there you believe in yourself you don't believe in yourself well it's time you start fucking going out there and doing your thing because God knows what's going to happen now so go out there

do it what do you got to lose what do you give a fuck whether it's losing weight whether it's starting a fucking business whether it's telling the boss to suck your dick you're not doing it no more you're looking for a job when you found this one all we're trying to do is make you go for what the fuck you're going to go for and make you the best you can be I'm a felon dog I'm over here

doing a fucking podcast doing fucking comedy jokes on stage I see people and they say hello to me like people that are in the movies I'm a fat fucking felon but you know what You can't tell me no. You're not going to tell me no. If I believe in something, I'm going to fucking go for it.

I advise you, you motherfuckers. Let me tell you something. I always show you guys movies and whatnot. And my earliest inspirations were, you know, Jackie Gleason and, you know, Richard Pryor. But for comedy, the guy that really fucking got me, the guy that really took me for a loop in my life. I mean, Jackie Gleason, with the honeymoon, took me for a loop. Your brother Lee yesterday said to me, I don't know what movie this show.

He goes, why don't you show the TV shows that affected you? On Friday nights in this country, way before any of you used to believe on 8 o'clock, was one of the best lineups ever on NBC. It was Sam for the Sun at 8 o'clock, and at 8.30 was Cheek on the Man. Cheek on the Man was a kid by a name of Freddie Prince, who was a fucking nobody.

And next thing you know, he got on NBC, and he made this show. And he got on the Tonight Show, and Johnny Carlin. and loved him, and the word on the street was he was going to replace Johnny Carson. He was a great host. If you want to learn about comedy from 8 to 9, you watch NBC on Friday nights. I used to have this girl that used to come over on Friday nights. She used to have a boyfriend named Edel Lamentk, and that fucking MoMo moved to Miami.

So I was like in the 8th grade, and she was like a sophomore in high school. So she would come over on Friday nights and we'd get a pizza. And eventually we started making out. She let me give her hickeys on her neck. She let me eat her pussy and shit like that. But our love was shared by Sanford and son. Sanford and Son was one of the best comedy shows I've ever written and when I came out of

I became friends with Paul Moody who wrote on episodes of Sanford and Son and I seen the whole black experience thing but you know Richard Pryor opened my eyes Red Fox walked me over the motherfucking bridge and one of the episodes is one of my episodes one time and last night we voted for a present

okay no no you guys in this country voted for a president last night yeah and it's funny In the last couple years, people have been talking about their, what they could say and what our securities are and what, you know, what's happened in this country, how now you watch Sonsa Anarchy and the lady said, you know, did I suck your dick? In the first episode of Sons Anarchy this year, the chick Jemma asked Jimmy Smiths if she had sucked this dick the night before. That was fucking mind-boggling at 7 o'clock. Let me show you what NBC played at 8 o'clock 20 years ago, 1970. one night when I was watching this.

This is Red Fox one of the best fucking TV performances of all time. Hit it, Lee. And I want to ask this officer a question. 8 o'clock on a Friday night, ladies and gentlemen. Now here's the question. What have you got against black driver?

I will not tolerate these outbursts. And you will restrict your inquiry to the matter before the court. Well, that's what's wrong with the court. A black man ain't got a chance down here. I'm black. Well, you're the judge.

That don't count. Listen, why don't you arrest some white drivers? I do. You do? Well, where are they? Look at all these niggas in here. There's enough niggas in here to make a Tarzan movie. That was television 8 o'clock, 1977 on NBC.

What has happened to this fucking country? You tell me, what, if they played that today, Every fucking Yom will be running down the street. Fucking white people will be running down the street. This is why, this is the direction of where we're going. That was 1977, 8 o'clock. He said nigger at about 824 into the show. Okay, and it's one of the funniest things.

Nobody got offended. Nobody jumped out of window. Just food for thought over the weekend. This is where the fuck our country's going. And that's why I laughed. I didn't laugh because I didn't say you didn't get elected. No, no. I knew where it was going.

Yeah, no. This is just to let you guys know We're going fucking backwards, all right? Let me give a shout out to a lot of people And giving us some love always Neil Samuels. I love you, Jew Cox Sucker, King Taco, Junior Gilberto, Mikey C, Dominic Calabrio I love ghetto Fonzie,

Burn One Ross, Denver fucking Drew My man Trevor Race Fletcher I love you guys. I appreciate you guys Always writing little things to me on Twitter I've known you guys for a while Thank you very much. My Facebook is officially off till Saturday. Tomorrow night for you motherfuckers that don't know, November 8th.

Me and my other favorite, Jew Ari Shafir, are going to be taking a flight to fucking Chicago. Get your shit together, Chicago, all right? Break out the Italian hot beef sandwiches. Get the fucking Riefer. Come on to the House of Blues. It's already sold out, whatever, but we're going to open up the back section. It don't matter.

Bring your mother, bring your grandmother. I don't give a fuck. Bring every Polack, Puerto Rico. I'm freaking, whatever the fuck, come on down, bring Rifa. I heard there's a pound of Rifa already there in Root from fucking Canada. That's going to kill motherfuckers, so make sure you come out. We're tickets to cheap. They're 20 bucks.

Come on out. Say hello to myself for the Flying Jew. Next week, not the Flying Jew, the Flying Jew's working here. The other Jew, the Yamika Jew. Next week I'll be at the Scottsdale Comedy Spot. And Scottsdale's only 100 seats per night. Do not fuck around. You want the number?

I don't have it. I don't know. You got to look up information or get online or whatever. We got a special gammon edition on Saturday. I know I've been losing. I know I had the fucking over Monday night, all right? You don't need to fucking tell me. But guess what, bitch? I'm making a comeback this week like herpes. So make sure you hear Saturday.

I got a fucking pick for you and that's all that matters. All right? I don't need people busting my balls. Joey, you didn't do this, do this. That-da-da-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. And that's it. And that's it. It's Sunday.

It's Sunday. What did I say? Saturday. Whatever the fuck. Sunday, 9 o'clock, an hour before. So 9 o'clock, New Jersey time. 9 o'clock California time, 12 o'clock New Jersey time. Come on out.

Let's talk about game. Let's make some money together. I got my man Joey Falado calling up from the Vietnam War in D.C. And what can I say? I'm happy you people took the time out to listen to the show today to send you a love. You know, I'm sorry about the voting reports. I know a lot of you people are upset about Obama and Obama winning. and Rodney, now, what are you going to do?

All you can do is do the best you can do today. Get up, brush your teeth and wash your dick, put some powder, clean your shoes, shine them, go out there. Be a fucking savage. Most importantly, stick up for yourself. Next week, I'm going to be going on five years without doing blowing. The most important thing I learned about that

was I finally stuck up for my fucking self. That's why I'm in here in a cubicle, smelling a kettle of the fucking box of my man Lee, but we're out there giving you the facts and giving you the love and giving you the best we got. so thank you very much for tuning in subscribe to the fucking podcast please what are you people

breaking my boss for subscribe I'm getting killed here you know what I'm saying I'm getting fucking killed here the sponsors are coming uh subscribe and that's it I'll tell you I'm off Facebook

so don't be looking on me on Facebook it's me you and Twitter this fucking weekend Lee you know I love you cock sucker you're a good man you're a hard worker don't forget to vote for fucking the podcast awards for Felicia Michaels please Don't do it for me. Do it for Felicia

and fucking be in the beast. If not, she's going to send me emails and text, vote, your cock suckers, all right? Beside that, Obama won. Hey, listen, man, he could do his job.

You got a fucking job to do today. Go out there and do it, slings them dick, and be the best that you can fucking be. Stay black. Hit me with some David Boy, a little fame on the way. You know, a lot of people don't know

before I get to, before, let me give you a little something about fame, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee. A lot of people don't know. David Boy was in New York. and he was hanging out shooting, making fame, and John Lennon came by the studio.

He was writing something else, and John Nguyen came by the studio, and they collaborated on fame. Okay. About a week later out, and John found out about this, and said, what the fuck you're giving Bowie music? What am I?

And he wrote fucking Betty and the Jets. Oh, shit. So just a little shit that you motherfuckers don't know about John Lennon get fucking, what's the great out of Imagine by John Link, great fucking album. And that's it. The best day you can have.

I love you guys. Be the best. Go out there sling. Dick with three hands. You're a disciple of the church of what's happening now. Hit it, Lee. Church of what's happening now.

Coming Sunday, 6. 9 a.m. 12 o'clock New Jersey time. What Lee, hit it. Whatley? Uh, bang, bust.

Oh shit. Oh shit.