The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 11/25/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #32

Episode Date: November 26, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about Thanksgivng, Marvin Gaye, and Football on another Sunday gambling addition. Danny B calls back in and tells stories about his brother and also seeing Amare Stodamire. We also have our first podcast with two calls. Joey's friend Jimmy calls in. Jimmy was the person who orignally convinced Joey to move to Colorado. This episode is brought to you by Onnit.com. Use promo code CHURCH to get a special discount. Streamed live on 11/25/2012

Let's do this shit. Oh shit. Sunday, November 25th, 2012, the church of what's happening now? A little fucking who in the background. I got my man Lee Syatt, a.k.a.a. A.K.a. The flying Jew. play that shit.

Lee. Hit it. Oh, shit. Smoking this fucking headband and the vapor. The Lord's Day, cock suckers. What's going on, Lee Zayat? Nothing. I feel great, man. I'm happy to be. I'm happy to be back. We haven't been here since Wednesday, and it feels like a fucking monk. We were going to do Thursday,

Then I went on the computer Thursday morning, half of you motherfuckers were on the road traveling. I didn't want to jip half of you. Then you had to come back and download. Plus, you're with your fucking families. You want to see a fat fuck like me on Thanksgiving. You don't need that shit. Me and Lee had a good day.

Lee came over. Yeah, thanks for having me, man. It was great. It was just me and fucking Lee. My wife was passed out. My wife made a tuck. Because we were going to go to Boston Market. My wife and I had plans.

I was just going to go to Boston Market, get some sliced white meat, get some mashed potatoes, and just sit here and pick off there. I knew you didn't have. nowhere to go. I didn't really want to go anywhere. I don't want to be driving around fucking God's creation. Neither did you. I know one of your

friends was going to have something late night. You got to eat something early. You know what I'm saying? You've got to get turkey and you're like by one. No, and especially for you, I mean, it must mean something to you, but me being so far from my family, it was really, it was nice of you to have me so thank you a lot. It was great. Hey, fucking that's what it's talking. Bro, listen, I left New York City

in 83. And since 1983, the fucking country's been taking care of me for Thanksgiving. It's amazing. when you're sitting there and somebody goes, hey man, you want to come over and eat? You're like, I don't even fucking know you. And you go over to their house, and you have a great time.

You meet their parents or whatever. You giggle, you laugh. And sometimes we get this thought in our heads that maybe we're going to go and it's going to suck. And you know what, man, it's fucking great. It only sucks if you go to somebody's house and the food sucks. Like, if they don't cook good.

Like, I had that happen to me a couple years ago with the fucking mashed potatoes. I talked about Stacy that cock suck. I love it at death. But, you know, till this day I have apprehension about going out anymore. That's how deep that cut me. That shit wouldn't happen on the East Coast

where you go to somebody's house and they have shit food. That could only happen fucking here. Where you go to some of these house and they have like watered down fucking potatoes or something like that. How can you mess up mashed potatoes? Bro, it's beyond fucking me.

Don't even get me started. Because you know, like, you know, there's certain dishes. I don't understand how you fuck up. There's certain dishes that you cannot fuck up. That's why I always say, if you don't have branch, if you don't have blue cheese,

what is they talk about? You just fucked up the dish. If your pork fried rice sucks And your egg roll sucks Why are we gonna order the mooshu fucking pork? There's no need to I wouldn't even order pork in one of those fucking places You know, there's a lot of things I don't try

I see people order shit sometimes And I can't fucking, it's beyond me And then they go, well this suck Well, what'd you fucking expect? It's a white restaurant You order Wembo's Rancheros Which is fucking Mexican You should get what's coming to you

Fucking Mo Mo Mo I never understood that shit You know, I go to a restaurant I get the simplest shit If it's my first time You know, like if Red band refers you or something like that. Those places suck. Like the cheese with the pizza, those places blow.

So if you go to those fucking places, you're going to get terrible fucking food. So you start with something light. Like a cheeseburger. If you fuck a cheeseburger up and the fries, we got nothing to talk about. We got nothing to fucking talk about it. Yeah, we went to that diner once

and it was like 10 o'clock at night. I just didn't know what I wanted. And I got ravioli. And from the second I ordered it, until now, months later you haven't stopped torturing me about it. Because I never understood that. You know, one of the best in their things, happened to me was my mother dying because it gave me

I didn't have chance to fuck around with my month. If I had six bucks I had to buy something that was worth it. So before I took a chance on some Hindu fucking restaurant because some dude with Slipples told me that it was good, I got to go to what the fuck I know is good. You know what I'm saying? So if Hashway

sandwiches was the best, if Chan's dragging in was the best, that's where I went. That's why I don't eat a lot of garbage. I don't fuck around. If I got seven bucks, eight bucks, or ten bucks, I got to make it fucking work for me. But it wasn't any good. Well, who made you fucking eat there? Why would you go in half of these fucking places?

Half these delis now or run by Korean people. I got nothing against them. But when the fuck to the Korean make a fucking Jew bagel, you know, with the locks and the tomatoes? Have you gone into those? Where it's a bagel store and you go in there. Not only are they Korean, but they don't fucking speak English to boot. And you're like a bagel fucking locks.

And they're looking at you like, ah, ah, what the fuck? You know, if you don't know how to make a bagel and fucking locks, then don't say you're a bagel place. And again, I'm not against free enterprise. I'm not saying nothing bad about Koreans. It could be Cuban people that have a fucking bagel shop. And you go in and they give you like 19 pieces of locks. They don't know.

But they don't know how to fucking do it. So how can you get mad at them? My wife goes into Portos and she gets a Cuban sandwich from time to time. And she comes back and she goes, that's blows. I go, yeah, because this is the fucking Mexican making it. Not that I got nothing against Mexicans. He doesn't know about the Cuban fucking sandwich.

Yeah. It's like if I was to cook, if somebody came to me and said, Make chocolate, whatever the fuck that is. That thing that Mexican's good. That's fucking good because I love Mexican food. Mole, chicken mole, chocolate mol. I don't know how to make fucking chocolate mole. If I went and did it off recipe, it would be okay,

but it wouldn't be what they used to. Same thing with Cuban food. Same thing with locks and bagels. Same thing as if it's a Cuban, they're fucking cooking that Korean shit, that kimchi that smells like that fucking Iranians. You ever smell that fucking kimchi? I love kimchi.

It's the kind of. I bet you would fucking love kimchi. It's delicious. You're a new generation. You like pat-tie fucking curry too and shit, don't you? Like curry. Of course a little pat-tie. Oh, you're disgusting.

You're filthy little motherfucker. You know your ass smells like? I don't mind pat-tie is like the whitest thing you can get at a Thai place. I don't mind the pat-tie shrimp over from that place on sunset across from the guitar center over there. Okay, yeah, yeah. That's the best Thai place. They say, I don't know how pat-tie shrimp I like. Once you start drinking coconut milk and carry fucking carry monkeys and all that shit,

I'm not into no-fork. fucking curry. In fact, I don't even want to smell that shit. I won't even walk into one of the fucking places. There was a sushi place that was tremendous and a curry place open next door. And I got nothing against Hindus and nothing like that. I just do not like the fucking smell of curry.

I don't like none of that shit. I don't like Thai food. I don't like coconut milk in my fucking food. You want to give me coconut water after I come back from the gym? I'm in. But all that other shit, I can't fucking do for you. I really can't do for you, man. And that always scares me when people go to like Denny's or whatever. And I love

Denny's but anywhere like that and they get shrimp, that shrimp has to be. Oh, that's radioactive. Yeah. Half of that. Listen, you go to these places and you order to see when you're taking your life in your own fucking. You really are. I don't know.

And that's what, that's what I'm here to do, to promote a better fucking place to let. By the way, this podcast as always is brought to you by On it. On it is fucking changing lives. I don't know if you people know they're having a sale right now. It's like 15% off. If you put church in on the way out, when you check out, you get an additional fucking discount. I don't know what the deal is with shipping, but the money guarantee is always in.

Let me tell you something, man. Listen, guys, I fucking got on the scale, and I was like three pounds heavy than what I thought. Oh, fuck that. I was like six pounds heavy than what I thought, so I'm back. I'll tell you what I'm going to do, I'm going to stop fucking with the weights and shit, because the weights are killing me. I go in there. I love lifting with fucking heavy weights. I love it, but then I'm hungry as fuck.

I drink the protein powder from the hemp force. And let me tell you something. The strong bone I've been taken lately from on it, the strong bone force. Let me tell you some, this shit there, my knees don't hurt no more. Oh, yeah, and I was getting a little pain in my knees. I'm not going to lie to you, in the left knee, in the right knee.

I had surgery on the left, and when you're training, you hurt the fucking opposite knee, and I was starting to get a little pain in there, and I read about it that somebody said, sometimes you just got to get more fluid in your joints, and that's it. I also started the fucking new mood, which is tremendous.

I like the new mood. It's got the tryptophan, like the turkey, and I like the alpha-brose. brain mushroom, the shroom tech. Okay. The shroom tech. Sport. Sport is fucking good, guys.

You know, yesterday I did the bike, I hit the bag, and I fucking ran. And I ran last, and I still maintain the levels like on the Dolce thing. So it fucking works, guys. Go to honor.com, give it a shot. Also, I've been using the protein powders of a replacement meal, and it's fucking

working for me. Yeah. You know, I don't know what the caloric intake is. I think it's like 200 or something, which is like six or seven weight watcher points. I'm going back to fucking weight watch. But that's a meal, like, 200 calories, isn't that bad for, like, a meal, especially, like, and that would probably fill you up for a while. It's eight fucking points, you know. Listen, I used to eat two eggs, half a loaf of bread, half a tub of butter, and the whole thing of bacon for breakfast.

A package of bacon? Oh, I could eat a package of bacon. A lot of people can, especially if you smoke 50 fucking joints. Yeah, you could. You really could. Now I eat one egg, two pieces of toast, and three pieces of bacon, and no potatoes. That consists of two points for the egg You know two points for the fucking bacon

That's four and eight points for the bread And that's eight points for a breakfast Listen I ain't gonna bullshit You're gonna be hungry and now and a half later So you eat a few apples Maybe get some rice checks in a cup and eat those And then the hemp force I fucking love it I love this protein bro

This protein tastes so fucking good It tastes like quick You know and it's got the Macca It's got the whole fucking 16 grams of protein 11 grams of five grams so you're shit in a half hour late and that's the most important thing.

Last night I ate like four fucking apples. That's a sale on these little red-green apples. I don't know what you call them, macadamia. I don't fucking... Macadamia. That's a nut, right? I don't want to make that shit. Anyway, let me tell you something.

I came home last night. I went to the laugh factory in Hollywood. Which I didn't bomb last night. Oh, good. I always bomb in Hollywood, bro. I got to follow Chris DeLea, a Dane cook, and I always fucking bomb. That seems like a very white bread club.

I mean, I love it. I love it. I go to Long Beach, too, and I like that. club but I like Long Beach a lot better and it's funny Lee Lee let me tell you something I've been hanging on with Lee now for like 18 months and I'll tell you Lee is completely different than anybody I've been hung out in he reminds you with your friend of mine Jimmy LeBrono and that's why I really love him he stutters and you know he sweats and he's a pisser but Lee always tells me something once a week that fucking gets me

like I look at him and I go Lee you're a fucking badass Jew because Lee is a badass Jew I mean he hits me a lot of bad fucking ideas during the week when he's He wants to take the show on the road, he wants to get stickers, whatever. But today he was saying, he goes, you would listen to comics. They always came from their favorite fucking comedy clubbing, you're right. You know, we hate to tell the fucking truth. Something about the church of what's happening now that I really wanted to stress as that I couldn't do a beauty and the beast, and I could do on Joe, was be myself.

One thing about me, guys, is I don't play this fucking fake. You know, I like it because everybody else likes it. I've never been one of those fucking guys. I have an opinion for my fucking self on this shit, whether it was a concert as a kid or whatever. Food, how I tell you. I'll tell you the fucking truth. I'm not going to tell you it's good because everybody thinks it's fucking good. That's not my

fucking style. Everybody got an iPhone, I got a fucking sprint still. I tell motherfuckers I'm going to get an iPhone. I'm never going to get a fucking iPhone. I don't even want this sprint piece of shit. These phones drive me fucking crazy. I can't stand none of them. If it was up to me, I light these all on fucking fire and go back to a house phone, this makes you

too available. Like, now you have to be available. If I called your house and you weren't there, you're not home. I don't know what the fuck he is. Try to find them. Who fucking knows? Diaz. He can be at the gym. He could be at one of the many weed stores.

He can be in Hollywood, chasing a fucking fag. He could be doing something. Now they fucking find you with these things. That's why if you get one of these things, you're always going to be acceptable. That's why I get pissed. If I call your house and you don't answer,

you're getting your dick sucked. You're in the shower. I don't give a fuck. But if you got the cell phone in your pocket and I call you don't answer, next time I see y'all break your fucking cell phone. Because it's like, what the fuck, guy? You got it in your pocket.

You don't hear me call? Don't you hear me knocking cock sucker? Since it's gambling fucking Sunday today, me and Lee are gonna, my friend Danny's on the call. Last time he gave out the Jets a couple weeks ago, they lost. But I'm gonna tell you why today. I'm gonna tell you why, especially after this fucking, it was a weird weekend of football this weekend.

Started off with New England and then the other game. Houston, Detroit, which is tied up. And then I tried to watch that fucking USC Notre Dame game. Let's get something straight. I live here. I like Notre Dame. I mean, we all grew up on Notre Dame. Everybody's kid.

Everybody's dream in this college world is to go to fucking Notre Dame at one point or another. Whether for football, basketball, soccer, for the dick-sucking club. Was it that way before Rudy came out? Or was it... It's always. Everybody fuck Rudy. Fucking Rudy.

I don't give a fuck about Rudy. I was watching Kelly Chappupeuke when I was a fucking Rudy. You know, everybody always wanted to go to Notre Dame, Penn State. Well, not anymore unless you want to dance around with a Batman. and little fucking kids and molest them, you bunch of perfect motherfuckers anyway. You know, everybody

wanted to go to North Carolina. Tar Hill, Marquette, you know, Nevada, Las Vegas. Everybody wants to go to those schools. Auburn, fucking Alabama, if you're a football player. I mean, that's your livelihood, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. But, what was I talking about? I forgot. Notre Dame. Notre Dame. But everybody wants to go to

fucking Notre Dame. So I'm sitting there with my wife yesterday. You know, Pete, I watched USC Lose to Oregon. You know, I gave him out against Colorado. as a lucky fucking pick. I couldn't pick a college game if you paid me. And last night I'm watching the last two or three minutes of it. They had Notre Dame.

They had them. USC had them? Yeah, they had them. They got two interference calls in the fucking inside the goal. This receiver is a badass fucking good. He's tall. All he's got to do is jump on him, and you're going to interfere. Yeah.

Don't take a genius. They fucking missed all four or six or seven fucking attempts. I don't know how many attempts it was. I sat there. I'm like, how the fuck are you guys going to beat Notre Dame if you can? can't even get it into the go and they could have got it in it would have been 2320 they would have tied it up I think Notre Dame was given four you know I didn't bet the game guys everybody came oh you should have a fucking lock or whatever shot the fuck up

guys what I had here was uh was uh I had nobody I was just watching the game remember I told you on the fucking podcast couple weeks ago I don't bet with or against local fucking teams this is why because they always break your fucking heart Yeah, they've been saying USC's been bad. I don't really follow college sports, but every news station's like, oh, USC's disappointing this year. You know, these fucking colleges are better than some pro teams, man. You know, I mean, Alabama looked great yesterday, right?

Alabama at the Sabin played yesterday. A couple college teams are fucking great. But anyway, who gives a fuck about college football? I don't give a fuck about college football. I'm just saying that yesterday. I was watching, and I thought they were a lot better. And I wrote it. They had 18 attempts, and people got pissed off at me.

Because I just wrote, I didn't bet Notre Dame. I didn't bet USC. I wouldn't bet local away or non-away if you fucking paid me. But I got my buddy Danny calling today. He finally went to the game with the ref when he came out of prison. He's a story for that. He's got a story about the brother that we made Eat a bag of mushrooms when he was 14. He got out of prison after 21 fucking years.

Danny's going to talk about that, that he hasn't changed the bit. I love fucking music, and I love you guys, and I listen to all types of fucking music. And there's just some music that gets me more than others. and I like black music I like opera I like Spanish music I like rock music

I remember being a little kid and loving rock music and loving like I love pre I love pre-rap I love the temptations I love Rick James I love black music

when I was a kid I used to listen to a station WBLS and the guy would always say it to you and I got to take two steps to the rear and get out of here I'm in the wind later and I like WBLS

and I couldn't tell somebody I like this time of music it's very deep and soulful and the OJs and Bobby Womack and fucking David whatever roughen when he left the temptations I love this shit I want to play you one of my favorite fucking artist of all time I call this guy an artist guys because for the love of Christ he's one of the baddest fucking singers that ever lived and so what that he's fucking black the blackness is what adds to the flavor this mother something for my brother Leroy neck bone because he grew up on this shit

All young little brothers today, no. Like if you're black and you're 40, your parents played this type of music, MFSB, Teddy Pentegrass, Barry White, and it takes you to a different level because these men, their fucking voices, their hearts. Hit me with Marvin Gaye. I want you.

I want you to listen to this fucking thing real quick here and see what this guy's doing here. It kills me. Where's the musical? Oh, it's been for you to finish. Hit it. So the music goes for a bob. At 30 seconds,

without him even sing. But you can feel his fucking soul. Blastedly. Kick this motherfucker. Where's that weed fight? Oh shit. All I give you is something to learn from guys. This is as bad as he gets.

Listen to his guitar. Listen to Marvin. A lot of people don't know. Marvin was with that chick, Jarrell, whatever. And she died. And he lost it in the way. And he went over to Belgium to Europe. Just a snort fucking blood.

This guy was crazy. He was a tax evader. But if you look at this video, I want you from 1976. This guy used to dress in a tuxedo. Look at that video, lady. With a fucking Charles Bronson hat on. You know, he did the national anthem, where they said it was the sexiest national anthem.

This guy was a gifted motherfucker. I've seen interviews about his family with his father used to beat the fuck out of him. And he came out with sexual healing. Hit it leave. Oh shit. Hey guys, listen to this heart. See your Chile and chickley.

Listen to this shit. It's all I have. Ooh. Hit it! Now stop this shit late. Now, years later, you know, I love this song. I remember being a fucking kid listening to this and understanding where this guy was coming from

with his fucking soul. His soul was just so fucking strong. And I heard a guy by the name of Robert Palmer. You guys might know him from me. And the song's Addicted to Love, and might as well face it to Addict It to Love. And he did the one with the lights are, oh, but you're not, all that shit was Robert Palmer. And that you really mean to turn you on. He did all this disco shit.

Robert Palmer was an English motherfucker. And he went on the Arsenio Hall show and did this. And I've always thought about Marming Gay, how somebody could even think of fucking redoing this song. Because it's too tough. For me, it would be too tough. the soul he has hit that jam with Robert Palmer on the Arsenio Hall show in 91 same jam is a white guy another bad motherfucker are you kidding me guys if you look at his face he's fucking giving it to you

white black if you ain't got it you ain't got it and if you got it you got it hit the interview Because this is what killed me when I watched the interview later on. And you guys like Joey, what's this got to do with me? Well, I'm trying to fucking help you out here. You ready for it? Hit it. At a certain extent, since Marvin Gay and Mac and Cole and Billy Holiday, my favorite of singers, there's something sort of sacrosanct about it.

You know, I'm in the tune's perfect in the first place. Why am I going to touch it? And I've made a note to try and attempt it years ago, and I've got it been. nerve and there'd been enough time in between the fucking nerve and trying to re-illuminate it but Marvin gay's singing was incredibly technical as well as in it's super intensely emotional so it's not the kind of stuff you go around the house whistling you know singing the shower and uh when i'm in the studio working on the song i can zone in on details fix

bits I can even get as far deciding I haven't done anything to it and you raise it if I and say okay I didn't bring it I didn't do anything to it I didn't but by the time I'd finish the recording of it I was very pleased with it but when he comes to performing it live you it's a real

it's extremely intense and I was very nervous about killing it you know I mean I guess I love you guys understood where I was coming from with this it's just so weird when I hear music sometimes because, you know, I never called myself and my artist. I'm just a convict fucking comic. But when I hear this shit,

this is what gets me fired up. When I hear Marvin Gaye and I hear his soul in that music and he's got tons of shit, let's get it on. He's got so many good songs. If you ever get a chance, just put on Marvin Gay,

smoke a fucking number, and just feel with this guy, you don't hear this no more in music. Guys, you don't hear this. You don't hear the passion that fucking, you know, the singer from the Who had in his music. You just don't hear it no more.

Paul Rogers from Bad Company, another bad motherfucker that we're going to break down. He's got a wig today. He's 60 years, though. He's opening up for Queen. He's the only guy that was ever even thought about to open up for the doors when Morrison died. I mean, these guys have so much

fucking soul in their voice. I just wanted to illuminate it to you, motherfuckers out there. You're a little younger, you're a little older. Maybe you remember Marvin Gay. This is just too much. So if you get a chance, Listen to that whole fucking out. No, yeah. Like, for me, like, I was, I'm young, so I've heard all these songs, of course, but it doesn't

really have, like, it's not emotional for me. So for people who don't, for, like, people who weren't watching the thing, this is, like, this guy is essentially, whatever that Coleplay, the head British guy of Coleplay, like, a skinny white guy, is on the Arsenio Hall show, which is a black show singing, like, one of the big, the blackest guy's songs. And they accept them. And he's singing. it and he doesn't sing with a British accent, he's singing it like, like he's saying it,

and then he's sitting, and then it's like any talk show, and he's talking in a British accent, and it's like two different people. So you got to respect that. No, it's, I love music. It's like the first time I've seen foreigner. You know, I seen foreigner in 79 or 78. I seen them do an interview for cold as ice or whatever, and wow, he was so fucking English, and then I watched him sing, and you can hear the English accent in there, it just blew me the fuck away. So that's why I just wanted to show people about the beauty of fucking Marvin Gaye

because that's what inspires me. You know, people always said to me, Joey, thank you for inspiring me for getting open, waking up early and doing positive reinforcements. I'm going to fucking do that shit anyway, whether I'm positive or not. Shouldn't get you through the day. But, you know, this is the shit that inspires me. You know, the other day, like I said,

I was watching that show on 60 Minutes about college football. And they showed an Alabama game, like in Auburn, one of those. They showed a saving game. Like, what goes into producing a college football game? Like, why all these colleges get more football now to get more money to make for them? And it's so weird that one of my earliest dreams ever was to play in a national championship game. I didn't give a fuck what it was. Because to me, as a young man, there's nothing bigger than that.

Playing, like, in the fucking the final four or, you know, college basketball, or in the finals, or in the archer. orange bowl of college football or nothing is bigger than me. That was when I realized I couldn't attain that in my life, that's one of the things that forced me to do drugs. Do you know that? Really? Yeah, man.

That was the first time I saw fucking Michael Corrin come out and he was a freshman at University of North Carolina. They had Phil Ford. They had, you know, James Worthy. They had all these fucking players. I think that's the team. And they had to play University of Las Vegas. this for Glenn Gondrazek and he was a fucking senior and Michael Corrin went out there

the first game he started was as a fucking freshman in the final four can you imagine that finally somebody got hurt and you got to start in the final four and I remember them saying Michael Corrin from Hudson Catholic in Jersey City of New Jersey and my fucking head almost exploded and right there I knew that's what I wanted to do I don't give a fuck if I get hit by a train the next day I want to play in the championship for something in college so the whole fucking world sees it, you know. That was my original dream when I realized I was going to be stuck at 5'10

or that wasn't fast enough to high school basketball really cracked me. But just to thought of somebody like my friend Damon has a kid and I went over there Thanksgiving Eve to get a dessert. And his kids you know, a fucking monster. A monster. I got pictures of him.

He's a year. He's 14 months but he's just yoked and he's a thing. And every time I look at Damon, I'm like Michael Irvin. I'm like, hey, Damon, we got a have to get ready for it. You know what I'm saying in 18 years? Because that's what I would be doing with my little fucking boy.

I'd be making them fucking lift weights and buildings. That motherfucker is getting ready for the finals. You know, I don't know what to do with a girl. You know, what am I going to do? Put a helmets on, I'm making a play basketball against boys. I don't want to do that. By the way, today's my third anniversary

of my wife. I want to wish your happy anniversary. We got married. Three years ago. We got married on a Wednesday, though, so don't think about it. Motherfuckers, a lot of these idiots get married on a fucking Saturday.

and right away they don't even think about the USC Notre Dame game and shit. A lot of these women, I don't mind people invite me to weddings, but they get married on the days of good fucking games. I don't want to see that shit, man. Of course you got married on a Wednesday. That's hilarious. Just like, I mean, most people do it on weekends and you have to drive far away. Oh, fuck you.

Fuck you. That's bullshit when you're sitting at home and you get a fucking invite to a wedding and it's in another state. And you're like, I got to buy a fucking plane ticket and all this shit to go to this wedding. I don't even like these. fucking people. You know, who the fuck do these people think they are? But they can't get married at a regular VFW, like everybody's fucking else. They gotta get married at the wedding because they're

fucking special. What, what are you, what are you kidding me? That nothing pisses me off more than that shit. Yeah, that's one of the first things you told me, you said when we first started hanging out, someone invited you to a wedding and you would have had to fly there and you're like, Mexico on New Year's Day. And this chick got nice tinnies and shit, but she's not sucking my dick the bride. Why am I going on at a fucking wedding in Mexico? on New Year's Day. Like, you got some fucking pair of balls.

I took that invite and ripped it up into a thousand fucking pieces and sent it back with a check for $50. That's what you do when you get those. Just put a check on that for $200,300. It's a lot better than spending $3,000 to put up with that shit for a fuck. And these people don't even give a fuck. They want you to come down for a week and hang out.

And fuck you. I got better shit to do than fucking bum around at your wedding with your creepy fucking family around the beach with a ukulele playing fucking a game of life. Get the fuck. out here. You want me to go to your wedding? You fly me to fuck down there. And I'll stay and have a good time. I gotta put up with your wedding and then your fucking gift and I got to play like you and all this shit. I better give a shout out to my girl, my little NB Leaf girl who's taking lead to the fucking football game.

Is my man calling? Yeah, speaking of football. We got Danny. Oh shit. There's my little brother, Danny B. What's going on, kids? What's up, baby? Where the hell you've been lately? You had me all worried. I thought you had me on a pain on my list and shit Don't worry about me, I'm all right Never, never

Me and you are the same Don't worry about us, we're around We're somewhere flipping some of the phone How was your holiday, big guy? My holiday was good How was yours, little Danny B? Wonderful, I got to spend it with my brother Gary As you know, just got out of jail

After a 21-year run Oh my God Yeah, but you know what? On Black Friday, we went around looking for ski masks So we got a couple of good sales so I see him back on January 2nd. I give him a lunchman about another 32 days. How much is the...

Ski mask, but he did get it... He did get a good deal on the ski mask, though. Black Friday definitely had some nice sales, especially for burglars. Let's go on. Ah, nothing's same shit, just trying to put the pieces together. Waiting on you, I'm happy everything worked out.

Tell us what happened when you went to the game with your buddy Donahue here. What happened, brother? Don, okay, Donagie. Okay, first of all, you know, it was something we planned a couple of years ago, a nice PR stunt. Everything was falling into place.

Press releases, seats on the floor, literally two feet away from Mark Cuban, defending from the Jersey Shore sat right next to us, and Oma Thurman, Oma Thurman, right by Donagy, didn't know who she was until we left. So we get there, security sitting there waiting for us. We're thinking that they're going to escort Timmy out of the place,

but contract, Coco. They would add to make sure we have to, make sure we had a good time and nobody fuck with us. Because the last thing they want to see is Tim Donagie getting mold at an NBA game. This way we're all over ESPN and that makes my register ring

and they weren't going to help us with that. Mark Cuban did come up to him like a man, like a fucking man. Said Timmy, I'm going to shake your hand, but I can't take any picture. Guess what? I was going to take the picture anyway, but my fucking camera froze. The million dollar shot got away, Coco,

but good time. He got treated well there. A couple of fans recognized him. Gave out some autographs, but, yeah, it's the start of many games that we're going to attend. He'll be on your show this week, I'm sure. I can't wait to have him on. I just want to ask him questions, simple questions, what's going on and shit like that. So I just want to see how he's adjusting to what's going.

You know, when you get in trouble when your name comes out in the paper and all that shit, as you know, Danny, it changes your psyche for a long fucking time. Well, you know, we're street guys. He's not, so it's tough for him. You know, me and you've been there, shots, stabbed, been in jail, ate those baloney sandwiches. We know what it's like. A guy like him that silver spooned, it's tough.

And you know what? He was scared. I got to be honest with you. He'll tell you the same thing. I got a picture of me and him sitting out the game. He looked like he did an eight ball, and he fucking heard the floorboards cracking. He was scared.

Yeah, he had to be scared. He looked so paranoid. Huh? I remember getting out of, like, county jail after doing 30 fucking days. Remember that? And going to a bar to have a drink? For some reason, you're scared.

Yeah, you're always afraid. Always looking over your shoulders. Always afraid. And I don't do anything wrong. I still, I see the fucking siren. I hit the fucking ground. It's like, you know, it's like, I don't know, a reaction.

I'm on a floor. I'm don't make a move. Always looking over my shoulder. It's amazing. I never did last dinner. I never did 30 days. My spent were always a year or better, Joe. So I don't know what that's like.

No, I did like 30 while I was getting ready to be held on bail. You know, while they're waiting to fucking lower your bail. One time I had to wait 30 days. One time I had to wait like four fucking months. No, no, no. Then the stints are different. But I'm talking, and that's even worse. When you get out of fucking lockdown and you're walking around, you feel so fucking weird.

We talk about lockdown. And Gary, Gary did the 21. You know, he got out, he did time from 91 to 97, got out November 97, came home, for the holidays, robbed the lady the first night at the ATM. By February,

I remember the night before I was with him at scores in the city, place closes down, we go take a piss in a New York alleyway. All of a sudden

he pulls out of 45 and he starts shooting it like fucking the Cisco kid. And I'm like zippering up. I caught my dick in my pants.

I'm bleeding at the point. And I'm like, he's like, come on, let's go, brother. I'm like,

I'll be at the Port Authority. Good luck to you. And that led to a couple of day Bender where he later got arrested for Strong. So he's done a lot of time. Broke out of the jail, was on America's Most Wanted, hooked up with the Russian mob out of Brighton Beach, New York,

Brooklyn area, and they finally got him in like May of 98. So we just got home November 2nd. You know, looks okay for a guy who just did, you know, better part of 21 years. But he's still not right. You remember Gary. You know how fucked up he is or dinosaurs or, you know, He's fucking helicopters.

He still insists that he was fucking abducted in jail, and he has a tracking device in his ear. You know, that's how he... He's got a relationship going on in jail with a psychiatrist in there, because she thought that that was interesting that he was abducted. But, yeah, I felt his ear a little, though, Belknit.

He didn't have a little lump in it, though, Coco. You're fucking crazy. I'm the crazy one. You're a fucking go-daddy guy. I love that fucking commercial. I... Thank you, sir. I see that.

I just thought... I lose it. I'm sorry. so happy for you. I really am. And I know I just got done talking to somebody earlier about you, James. You know, they've been out to a few of your shows, James and Greg. Yeah, yeah. That came down to...

By the time you're 60, I guarantee you're going to get an Oscar or one of those best supporting actors in a comedy. I guarantee it. So I foresee good things happen to my boy out there. Thank you, brother. That's why I love you, my man, because you're always looking out for me. Nah, I luck... Hey, like I told you this morning, you know, Danny, guys like you and I, you know, people say, oh, well, maybe you're making money.

You know what, at this point my life is not even about the money, man. It's about just being happy because I've had the money. You know, I grew up with money, then I lost everything, and now here and there I get a little fucking spackle from time to time I look out

on a movie or something, but it doesn't change my life. You know, it's not, it's amazing. Success, success to me is fucking going to a Chinese restaurant and having money for the fucking lunch special and being healthy and people being happy around you. You know, you're so right about that.

You have your kid coming in a better part of three weeks. You know, that's the most important thing. But it is definitely cool to have some jingle behind here. You know, no, you need to make millions to be happy. No, but when I was 20, that's what I wanted to do. I wanted to go and be a kingpin and have $20 million, and bitch is sucking your dick. And if you ask me that now, I don't want nobody over here.

Give me $10,000 cash. And as long as I go back and forth to the weed store and the Chinese restaurant, guess what? I'm fucking so happy. I'm so, simplest things make me so fucking happy, Danny, anymore, you know? Well, then you can come back to New Jersey because Montclair has the medical marijuana facility opened up, right by my cousin's place. You can fucking go there, grab a fucking little vial, come smoking, and then they'll fatten you up at the house. It works well. Yeah, they're going to do that.

That started in Montclair, so, too-shaefed for that. gambling starts here in January? You might want to come home. You might want to come home, my friend. When is January start? When is gambling start? When is gambling start? Well, Chrissy, Governor Chrissy,

I never really liked him, but now I'm a big fan because he likes to, he's trying to, you know, legal like shit that should have been legal years ago. January, I think, sixth is when they start giving out licenses, I'm sorry, a mammoth. Mammoth race track is where it's going to start.

Atlantic City's not going to jeopardize anything quite yet because the feds are fucking around still. They're trying to stall it. So they're threatening and get different sanctions, but he's sticking his big chest out and he's saying, bring it. You know, so it's Mammoth Park, I think, sometime in January, a lot of sports

betting, you know, so that's a good thing for me. And it's numbers, card games, sports gambling, what is it? Every fucking thing. Anything you can do in Vegas? You do, you bet the, you're Monica is a beautiful racetrack. You know, Momica, Jersey is a nice place. They got hit hard with, you know, Sandy.

But the track, you can bet the ponies, you can... I don't know about the Blackjack. I'm sure that's, you know, you can bet Blackjack just about anywhere. I live in Allentown. You know, I got my office up in Holboken, but right in Allentown, we got the sands there. We got them poking us. So, shit, on East Coast, gambling's definitely accessible.

It's the sports betting that's been alluding us. Because all are you guys out there that are, listening, you got your money offshore, you're sending money to Costa Rica, Aruba, Antigua, Antigua, fuck that. You know, keep it here in the United States. We're sending billions of dollars every year to these fucking third world countries, and we need to loot here. So, I'm hoping that it just spreads like a fucking wildfire, you know, starts in the Jersey, works its way, California's broke. You guys need it. So we see that happening. I got a lot of people that, you know, were in the offshore business that are concerned about a

So you know what it's all about? It's about common sense. Fucking tax it, regulate it. Fuck yeah. Keep it here. Who gives a fucking money? Fucking go to a jewelry store, whatever the fuck has a machine. You like the Knicks, you go in there, you bet the same 60 to lose 60 to win 50.

You know, you lose fucking 60 to win 50 and they make $10. 10 people come in a day. You make $100 fucking dollars. You get the economy kicking. These motherfuckers always complain about the economy. Danny, when you and me were kids, we wanted to, fucking make money. We fuck unemployment, fuck a job. We got 100 quailout for 200 and we sold them for 400. That's how this country took away all the

fucking jobs. There's no more quailute salesman. A person can make a fucking living at the house selling acid. No, now, you know what it is now? Adderall. Those pills are all what we used to do as kids. No, I don't know. Listen, they're doing these... No, I disagree. Here on the East Coast, they're all fucked up on those oxies. They're doing... Oh, please, yeah, it's the same difference. That's what I'm saying. I'm sorry. I don't know my pills anymore. I don't take fucking cause. I take a fucking blood pressure and a protein shake. No, honestly, it's an epidemic

here worse when we were hitting the streets back in the 80s and late 70s, 80s, 90s, it was different, you know? They're all messed up now. These pills are just fucked up. I'd rather see somebody fucking burn a joint and fucking... You there, Bonds a kid? No, no, it bong hits for jail. I don't like those pills at all. You know what? Those Valium stick with you for a couple days, even the fucking time all

p.ms, if you take them at night, you wake up in the morning and all fucking like a zambo, like breaking bad or some shit. Fuck that shit. You smoke a half a fucking number, you put your head down, and you wake up in the morning, like you got 20 blow jobs and a finger up your fucking ass. But that's the real thing about the economy. There's no more street. When we were kids, you know what? You need

money, you go to the bar in the corner and 20 people come in and play the number. They play the number for $5, $10, $15. $10, you make $40. Now they go to a picket thing. But I'd never forget Get Kueloos because I made so much money selling those when I was 14 and 15. You just went and picked up 100 from fucking Scraveni. You picked up 100 for 200 bucks.

You know how long it took you to sell 100 Kualoos on a Friday? Two hours, you fucking momos. Fuck cookies. I agree. You know, at the Midtown alone, at the fucking Boulevard Lounge. That was a fucking hot spot. Hey, you know, speaking of that, you know who I talked to yesterday? Last Sunday, fucking Larry McNeelead.

How's he doing? He's a good man, Larry the Hat. Well, he's at war with Sabatino over fucking some gambling shit. So they were best buddies a couple of dollars over a bet or something. Now they're fucking at war. It's like the fucking Hatfields and the McCoys. I called Larry. My friend was looking to place, you know.

He was looking for a place to place a bet. You know, and I try not to get involved in that shit. I do that professionally. So I said, yeah, let me call this guy for you. Hey, he has Sabatah. I don't mention that name to me. Price or versa. So, yeah.

He's doing good, though. I heard he got a lot of a lot of issues. though with his health though Coco his house got wiped out during Sandy you know he moved down the shore but I haven't seen him in many years those guys have been drinking since they were town those got him Bassiana yeah he's very chubby those guys have been drinking beers since they were fucking 10 they've been drinking a case of fucking night one of the funniest things I've seen in my life was Larry McNeill on front of his house one day a bunch of hold on real quick I got to cut you off

you know who I'm looking at right now who amari Stato Meyer Amari Stato my is just pulling into the parking lot here Look at you. He lives in my building. You bad motherfucker, Danny B. You're a bad motherfucker, Danny B. Dude, you know what? This fucker, this fucker has $2 million in vehicles parked on this place.

He has a white broad, the size almost as tall as him. White is a ghost, too. I guess they like it that way. But this, this motherfucker has a Bentley, a Maybach, a fucking Porsche that he just pulled up in. He's got this minivan that's worth like a half a million dollars. And yesterday, he looked pathetic. He pulls up in his fucking half a million dollar fucking Lamborghini

The broad, the white board that looked like a small giraffe She was trying to get in and she didn't even know how to open the fucking The door was a comic and then he's so big It's hard to fucking be in a Lamborghini when you're 10 foot tall But what a what a fucking what a sight his vehicles are impressive though So let me ask you this real quick What's the fucking lock of the day? I need a total for these people I like the Raiders getting nine points

I'm loving the race who's getting nine today. I'll tell you what I do. I'm feeling good today. I had a nice day yesterday. USC fucked me, and I saw you tweeting about that. They fucked me hard,

if not I sweep the board yesterday. I would have smoked them. Smoke them. But I'll tell you what, this giant game tonight, right here in the MetLife, everybody's thinking it's going to be a shootout. I'm going to go with the under in that one.

I think the weather tonight, well, I see this in about 45 points. I don't know who's going to win the game tonight. It's a big game for both teams, Coke. But I'd have to say, play to play. I don't like unders because it's fucking boring to watch it. Don't score, you know.

But tonight, I'd have to take a low scoring under the 52 points, 51 and a half, wherever it's sitting at right now. That's why I love you, brother. And I'm going to call into your radio show Tuesday. We'll put it up Wednesday, whatever you need. Danny, always a pleasure when you call. That's why I love you. You fucking make us laugh.

People love you. And I hadn't heard from you. Who your brother was out. By the way, if you guys know anybody that you need strong-arm, Gary's fucking contract in his work right now, it's pretty cheap. And this motherfucker ain't fucking around. No, I'm serious. No, listen, I'm engaging right now. I do a little booking for this, a little.

Yeah, so we're trying to get them some gigs. So if you know anybody out in the greater part of L.A. that needs to be taken down, you just give me a call, okay, Tom? You're beautiful, and I'll try to get your work on my end over here for your brother. He shows up with that mask. You motherfuckers are done. This is a kid at 14. He robbed the fucking bank with a fishman.

55 pounds with a pocket full of quarters, but he's a mean motherfucker. Have him on your show. That would be beautiful. He'll tell you about the Zodiac killer. He'll talk about it. You know what? Lennon guy, Mark David Chish. He's been talking to-morrow.

David Borkowitz, the son of Sam. Let's do it tomorrow. Have him called me at fucking 935 of your time. Go out there, smoke one for me, okay? I'm going to smoke 22 of them. It's the Lord's Day. I love you. Stay black, cock, sucker.

You too, buddy. Go get him. Bye, bye, bye. Mike Maxwell, I love that you love all this shit Let me give a shout out to my brothers in the podcast One more time for Danny Bianculo These guys have been giving me love for a long time Aris Abar

Jess Kayla Mike White Rob First Patrick Neil Samuels, you bad fucking Jew I love that crazy motherfucker Sergeant Bullock and Steve Paris Or whatever his fucking name is I love it Who else do I like that? I like the right

The Raiders getting fucking nine Let me call my boy and see if he's going to call in. Because somebody was... Oh, yeah, we got some other... We got a call while he called. You know what happened, man? I had two calls scheduled today.

This other guy... This Danny Biancula we grew up with, the guy that's about to call, his name is Jimmy Berkel. And him and I grew up together. And he's in San Diego, and he's the guy that brought me to Colorado. I'll play more of that Robert Palmer thing.

No, no more Robert Palmer. Just play whatever the fuck you want. Don't you have anything else tuned up over there, put Eminence front on again? Lee! You're slipping cocksucker, you know what I'm saying? That's why I love this guy here because he's always on the move here, you know what I'm saying?

But no, no, I had two callers for you. Yeah, you want to call back. Go ahead, I'm sorry, buddy. The thing was fucked up. You there? Yeah, call me back at that number. You tried to call me earlier, didn't you? Okay, yeah, call me back when you're ready, brother.

I'm ready for you. We'll tell the Kentucky story, then we'll go do our thing. I love you, Jimmy. This guy's that's going to call. I love him with all my heart because he's the guy that got me out of the whole mess of Jersey. In 1983, he came to me and he said that he was moving to Colorado, that he had a life for me in Colorado, and I didn't believe him, and I did. And that's why I'm still fucking here, guys, because of this guy, Jimmy Berkel.

And I'm going to tell one of my favorite fucking, is he calling? Yeah, here we go. Dick! Dick! What's happening, buddy? How's how do you? How are you? How you doing today, my friend?

Good. You know, I was telling these guys that the reason why I do this podcast, 80% is because of you, because you took me out of North Bergen when I was like a year away from getting killed and you gave me a life in Colorado

and I fucked it up, but we're still here and we still talk, we're still very tired. I love you like you were my own blood. Even though you're German, I love you like, you know, you're the last of the real,

Mohicans, look, you're giggling already. We're the ones. He's the one that carrying the turn, bong hits for Jerry's kids. I mean, this is it. This is half of my fucking repertoire. You know, we spent a lot of things together, but Jimmy, we drove across country, right time, Jim? Bless you with the holy smoke.

We blessed me with the whole... Uchish-s-Muches, but we drove cross-country together. That was the first thing we did together. We drove with a white fucking car with a barbell across the middle with big speakers, and we had one. fucking 8 track.

I think it was Led Zeppelin physical graffiti. And we had like a joint and a half. That was it. Those were hurting days. Trying to get back to Colorado. And every time you let me drive, I'd make believe I was falling asleep. And I'd, like, hit, like I said,

I may believe I hit something. And you go, get out. Let me drive, you fuck. So you drove the whole way basically yelling at me. Motherfuck, I can't drive. But the beauty about Jim is a couple of weeks ago. I was working on a TV show. And I was talking to Jim

And Jim's one of the only people I could tell this. I go, yeah, today I clip this. You know, my wife bought me one of those coffee machines, the Kroneg. You know, you put the little coffees in. Kronig, and you get these little coffees, and I went on this job site. And it used to be, whenever I'd work on a movie or something, I'd always steal all the vitamins and the tampons and the fucking Advils and shit. But now I steal little Kronigs.

But they're hard to clip because they watch those things. Like a motherfucker. You got to, like, go over and put two in your hand and put them in your bag and put two. So I told Jimmy, I go, Jim, Jim, I clip six of them, and we both started giggling because Jimmy knows I'm a fucking klepto. But, uh... More than a klepto. Me and Jimmy used to live together, and I used to take the... More like a cat burgerglom.

Jimmy, how many times did I rob that supermarket? The city market. How many times I... The village markup? The village markup. Oh, my God. Many good meals from the village markup. Do you remember when I used to leave the house

and as a duffel bag I carried a pillowcase? Do you remember that, Jim? Yes. I used to walk around with a pillowcase instead of a duffel bag with a string. I just take a duck. This is how crazy I was in 1983. I leave the house with a pillowcase

like sneakers in there, whatever you take with you. And on the way up to the, I go to the village market. And I would take a steak every night, Jim, like two steaks. If you Fisks and whatever Filet mignon I would steal salami And a head of lettuce

Because I loved Oscar Maya Salami in those days And we'd make a salad But we used to I used to steal the fucking The Oh God forgive me I stole from there every night

You know we ate every night And we had this neighbor That lived upstairs His name was Ken But he was from Kentucky And he'd come down every night Like at 630 And he'd make believe

Like hey guys But he'd come down to eat. You know, he'd make believe he was coming to talk to us about a bicycle or something, but he'd go, hey man, that smells yummy. And he'd sit there and he and he'd fucking eat our food. And I'd break his boss. Ken, what the fuck?

You're going to bring a soda or something? Man, I'm broke. So one night, in the middle of all this fucking thievery, because I was going nuts up there. Like, we're going on our best anniversary. It was December 18th. That was the best robbery I ever did. I got $1,800 and a big chunk of hash from a drug dealer up the corner.

Me and you went to Glenwood Springs, and we celebrated we ate Chinese food and shit and I remember we went shopping in Glenwood Springs and I bought a curling bar but I didn't even buy it I put on the bottom of the supermarket rack and when I walked out I shoplifted it by mistake that's how good I was a shoplifted I was shoplifting shit

We're a natural Yeah yeah like a natural So one night in the summer I'm fucking broke I'm not working and Kentucky comes by And he's like yeah man my mama sent me money From Kentucky and all this shit And I'm like, where is it, bro? You're going to give me a 20?

And he's like, I can't do that. I got to save it for a bicycle part. And I'm like, bitch, you come down here every fucking day and eat our food. And I'm asking you for a small fucking 20, and you're not going to give it to me. So that night he gets a new shirt and he makes plans to go up to Aspen. Do you remember that, Jim, this whole thing? When he came down crying? Yeah, when he came down crying.

So that night, he goes up to Aspen. And it's in my, I'm going to rob this fucking kid. No, I'm staying in to rob this kid. I don't know how I'm going to do it. So there was a balcony. He lived on top of us and there was a balcony. There was no ladders. So I had to put like this fucking thing together,

like a chair on top of a chair. And I went in there and I fucking looked. Jim for three hours. You were in Aspen drinking with somebody. So I had the house all to myself. I'm up there going through this fucking thing. And I can't find the fucking $200. I'm fucking all over the place.

And finally I leave and I come back and I go in the bathroom and he's got a hidden in a band-aid case. So I took the 200, I bought a grandma Coke at the Stonebridge or whatever, and the next morning, Jim, me and you were on the couch, and he comes down crying. And he's like, man, somebody broke in my house and took my $200, and I'm fucking dying on the couch. He's talking about how he took fingerprints off the thing with a fucking, with, I don't even know a fucking thing.

I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about. I'm so goddamn high. What's going on in your world, Jimmy B? Nothing. Now, I remember the story a little bit different, though. Go ahead, tell me. I remember him coming down. I think it was Christmas, 1984, coming to our door and cry and tears, saying somebody broke

into my apartment and stole all my money that my grandmother sent me for Christmas. We had no place to go to eat. In the meantime, we had just fixed up a nice dinner, lobster, shrimp and lobster tails. Come in and eating them. You're not. What the hell happened? Oh, that's what I bought the lobster tails with. You're right.

This poor bastard, we let them in to eat with us. The poor bastard paid for the whole dinner. Berks, we used to have some good time in Snowmass Village, man. Yeah. You left me the fucking faraway roadhouse. Everything was beautiful up there. And I still talked to you every fucking week. And it's amazing that you saved my life.

Man, I just want to thank you on... so these people that listen to this thing know that you're the fucking catalyst. You're the one that got me out of North Bergen and shit before the Cubans killed me. I'm glad you're still hanging in there. Oh, we really are, man. Rock in L.A. Fuck them. Where are you going, cocksucker?

You just got here. I just got here. Where are you going? You going fishing today? What are you going to do? I don't know. I'm waiting for the sun to come out down here in San Diego. It's a little slow getting a little chilly this morning.

I'm getting ready to head down to the beach. if the sun comes out, though. Or you leave, you're going back to Jersey on Tuesday? Tuesday, yeah. Well, I'm going to try to give you a call tonight and maybe we'll hook up tomorrow somewhere. Even if it's for 10 minutes at night, I'll give you a fucking hug.

You know, I love you and stuff. All right. Thank you for calling in Tarzan. Stay black, all right. Uchis, moochus. All right, take care. Bye. Mutis, Dominochus.

Domenuchus. Take it. Take it. I put that fucking kid through a lot, man. The cops used to come there and shake them down. I put him to a lot. I can imagine. You told that story

in the beating the beast, right? What's that? Did I rob this guy? Yeah, Kentucky. Kentucky. Yeah. God. Jesus Christ.

Oh, my God. This kid lived with me when I was fucking pure craziness. Like pure. He was there from the time I left Jersey till we bummed around.

And then he gave me his house. He was house city in Aspen. And he got his wife pregnant. He goes, I'm not even going to call the guy. He goes, give me the $1,500 deposit, and the job is yours.

So I just moved in. The owner didn't even know. The owner called him there. He's like, is Jimmy there? And I'm like, no, this is Joey. He goes, who's Joey? I go, I'm the new fucking house sitter. It was 435 far away road.

It was a, in 1984, it was a $1.5 million house. Four bedrooms, two jacuzis, indoor, outdoor. And I lived over the garage with my dog, Hercules, and this chick. And that's where I had fucking kilos of blow hidden. so the cops were watching me, that fucking house was a long time ago. But, hey, it was an interesting fucking podcast today, okay? Danny Gunkulo called.

I gave you the story of fucking Marvin Gay. What else did I give you today? What else did I give these motherfuckers? I gave him Marvin Gay. I gave him Robert Palmer. Give him Oakland. We gave you Oakland plus the fucking points, which the game is starting any minute to year.

And what else do you want? It's the Lord's Day. That's it. Holy shit. You know, I like podcasts on Monday, but I got to tell you, I like Sunday's podcast, because today it will be. give you some time to sit down, write in your notebook,

your goals for the week, what you want to do. You know, I'm on track again, Doug. That's it. I had to tighten up some stuff in my life. So now I got this, I got to go to New York and shoot this thing. Oh, cool. For a couple weeks. And then I don't know if I'm going to do this gig,

but I'm pretty much done until February 1st. We're going to try to shoot a special. Yeah, I can't wait. At the end of January for these people, you know, I still got for all your Christmas needs, testicle testaments are still there, all three of them. The CD is still there.

What else we got to leave? We got the documentary, which we always talk about. We didn't talk about it today on payloads and Amazon. We did a lot of shit this year later. So now we're just waiting for the end of the fucking world

and make sure these minds are okay. I got my little Sons of Anarchy shirt on that my boy gave me. Sons of Anarchy is fucking getting good. We got two episodes left the next two weeks. Next week we decide whether this guy gives TIG to Pope. I don't think he's going to give up TIG.

I think he's going to shoot this fucking black guy. And then we got to figure out what we're gonna do with fucking the old guy whatever his name is Clay Morrow. So we've got two more weeks left, hour and a half episodes,

and that's it. It's the end of the fucking world after the son's anarchy ends. That's basically, what else you got? Just thank you to On it. Yeah, Honet's helping us out and you guys can help yourself out. And here's how it starts.

You go, you get this strong joint. Even if you're fucking 100 pounds overweight, you walk around for a few days. And then you go to a park and you walk around more. So if you start with one week, you do one lap, or you do a half a lap, whatever works for you. The second week, you do one lap, the third week, you do two laps, and so on.

Once you're up to the first weeks, try this strong joint. Try it. Just try. And I guarantee all those little pains in your knees and your elbows from doing push-ups and your back from doing sit-ups, don't disappear. You want to get a good fucking meal. Go to weight watch. Whatever diet works for you, the fucking Play-Doh diet where you just eat meat,

the other one where you just don't eat carbs. But as long as you get a little Hent Force protein in there, 16 grams of protein, or your body could digest this dirty a fucking meal. If you want to build muscle, you should be eating 550 grams of protein a day. But we're trying to lose weight and maintain it because the more muscle you have, the more calories you're fucking burn. And I'll tell you what, this little fucking shroom tech sport is tremendous. And I like the new mood.

You know, have you started taking them yet? Yeah, I like the new mood. Don't be bullshin me. You've been taking them and drinking water and doing sit-ups and whacking off? I don't know about sit-ups, but the rest, but I've also, I started, you give me some alphabet, and I'm interested to see how it works, because for people who, like me, I sit at a desk looking at a computer for 10 hours a day. So I'm interested.

I've taken it, like, a couple times, and I want to see if it helps me concentrate and stuff. Concentrate. I fucking won't. You smoked that refund Thanksgiving. You got high. You passed out. Oh, Jesus. You got me way too high.

Did you get high that day? Did I get high that day? You had me in here. And you kept saying, you can't. What did you say? You can't walk around on half a leg? Yeah, you can't walk on one leg. He comes over and he does his little kid hits.

Yeah, so. Smoke that shit, cocksucker. You had me, like, doing the pipe and then reaching down and doing the vaporizer. So I got home and I passed out. You didn't pass out from that. You passed out from the turkey. I didn't pass out.

You had half a fucking turkey. I had a fucking turkey. I had three bites of turkey. You know what, man, it's amazing how we can't eat no more like we used to. I can't. I had two pieces of turkey, mashed potatoes, some macaroni and cheese and a biscuit that day. And I was done.

I didn't have pumpkin pie until that fucking night. I couldn't even eat. You left and I went to sleep. What time was that, too? Yeah, right towards the end of the first game. We woke up at five, me and my wife. Holy shit. We slept straight through fucking five, took showers.

I woke up, I didn't know what it was. I'm like, what is this medical marijuana? I'm like, no. It's that fucking tryptophan in the turkey. And they have that try to phaephtaphne in the new mood, not to that elevation where you get fucked up and driving. But this will relax you. Try the new mood.

Find your fucking nirvana. Go when you order on the way out, press church in the box, get your discount. I don't know what the deal is with chipping, but trust me, you're going to love this stuff. I'm looking better, I'm feeling better. My fat ball under my neck is healing up. What else can you ask for?

The holidays are coming. But if you let yourself grow astray over the holidays, you've never fucking recover in June. So just do me a favor. Start now. Who gives a phone? I'm going to start December 31st. Why?

Start now. Just walk around one day tomorrow. even if you do one of these shakes this week and one day tomorrow that's where you start I'll be fucking doing it I fucking went down to macafolies on Friday I went down to Justin Fortunes and how I started losing weight

was I started losing weight by going to knackafolies and hitting the mitts with him and he would put me on the punching bag for 10 minutes and I would die I'd have to go with two pair of sweatpants I would wear two pair underwear and a pair of shorts so if I would pee my pants because I couldn't breathe that's how fucking fat and out of shape I was

and I went down and for the last year I basically been working out by myself I used to go to Kung Fu with the brothers aka Kung Fu with the niggas down in Vermont but it's an hour and I have to go down there you gotta get in your car at fucking 920 to be down there at 10th and they go to 11 30 and I'm busy I had the other podcast

I'm always meeting somebody right so right now I'm looking for a program up here so I think I'm gonna go over to Muay Thai America and start doing the 10 a.m. Oh, sure. Yeah it's an hour class you start throwing some kicks with Jesus because yeah you gotta throw sight kicks for Jesus. When you by yourself,

you work out. Like, there's some days I go, I do 35 to 45 minutes on the bicycle. If I'm just warming up, I'll do 20 minutes on the bicycle, and then I do the Dolce thing for 20 minutes on the treadmill. And then I'll hit the bag for like 35 minutes. Just a little move they taught me just to keep going. Instead of doing this shit

on a treadmill, or whatever the fuck you do it, I'm going to do it on the bag, but I have impact, and I swing those shoulders into it. So I try to do that a couple fucking days a week. And then I lift weights. You know, I do a whole body thing twice a week. But after a while, your body gets used to all this shit, so you've got to switch it up. So I've been trying to go over to North Hollywood Park and running around,

like doing the French, you know, walk for a minute and run for 10 seconds, that type of shit. And that's not bad, but again, I've got to take the strong joint. Because what I'm trying to do is up my metabolism so I could fucking burn this body fat. You know what? I'm like 300 pounds now, and I really want to go down to 240 and get it over. If I'm going to fucking live, I've got to go down to 240. If I'm going to be the next Charles Bronson, I've got to get this fucking party started. Lee, what my...

music you got for me on the way out. The one I have set up is my generation, but hit it. I do something else we can do that. Damn, man, man, man. I like the who. In fact, we're going to do Who's Next this week. That's one of my all-time favorite albums. Quadraffini is one of my all-time favorite albums.

We're going to start getting down and dirty. A lot of people still mad at me over the Tom Waits thing. I don't give a fuck. He sucks, all right? And I fucking shoot Hates Springsteen, too. So that's how that goes. Tomorrow, we'll be up at 6 a.m. Fucking California time. Look at Leas though. Like, fuck.

Yeah, bitch. 6 a.m. California. 9 a.m. We're going to have Danny's brother call who just did 21 fucking years. He's going to talk about when he was 14. I brought a bag of mushrooms and gave it to him from Colorado.

Not like you, pussy's. What's it? Who gives a fuck? Just eat the fucking mushrooms and shut your mouth. Are they psilocybin? Are they this? Are they natural grown? Shut the fuck up and eat the fucking mushrooms.

I love you guys. Give a kiss to the flying Jew, my main man. Don't forget testicle testaments. put it in somebody's stocking put a nut sack in fucking somebody stock and don't forget to brush your teeth I gotta go to a dentist on Friday don't make me forget late

I got to come back from New York and go to fucking dentist I love you guys have a great Sunday with your family go to church enjoy them remember the week starts tomorrow you can do whatever the fuck you want to do starting tomorrow hit it Lee you bad motherfucker you

people try to put us to down talking about my generation just because we get around Talking about my generation Things they do look awful Talkin' about my generation I hope I die before I get old Talking about my generation

Because it's my generation Baby Why don't you all fade away Don't try to dig what we all Say Talking about my generation I'm not trying to cause a big sensation

I'm just talking about my generation