The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 12/03/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #35

Episode Date: December 4, 2012

Joey and Lee talk about Joey's time in Vegas, Ozzy Osbourne's birthday, focusing on what's important to you and some Cuban music. Dont miss today's caller, UFC ref Herb Dean.  Today's show is sponsored by Onnit.com. Use The promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Streamed live on 12/03/12

I want to be around. Oh shit. Pick up the pieces. Oh shit. It's that day. It's Monday, a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Monday, December 3rd, you bad motherfuckers. Welcome to the church of what's happening now, my little brother, the flying Jew, Lysayat.

Good morning. Good morning to you, my little fucking bearded friend. Look at you. Like a little Cuban Jew Fidel and shit. I look like I'm fucking six if I don't have a beer. It looks weird. I don't know. I like it. Then whatever. You look ahead. Where's Tony Bennett? Hit it me.

Come on, baby. It's Monday. We got a fucking great day today. Listen, motherfuckers. It's your time. Get up. Wake up. Wash your pussies. Wash your face. Take the sandman out of your fucking eyeballs. Get out there. Gargle with Listerine. Kill that old pussy breath. Get out there. You get a job. Go mug somebody. Go do something with your fucking stuff. Go to a library. Read a fucking book. Something. Knowledge is power. You know what I'm saying? I love it.

What's happening, Lisa, yeah. That was your weekend, you filthy motherfucker. It was great, man. I just relaxed. Huh? You just relaxed. Oh, I did. But the reason why I had to relax Saturday was is I had a holiday party.

And I don't drink much, but when juicy a open bar and a buffet. You tore it up. I talked to Friday. You were all happy and you were all happy. You called me. You were looking for the chick to fart in your face. He was all fucked up. But then you don't understand about your job.

There's one understand about these people. They didn't get you down. They drink you up Yeah They get you all fooded up Yeah Then they made you go back to work Like a Puerto Rican

I know At 10 o'clock till 5 in the morning What the fuck is wrong with these people I was surprised they let us go Like because I just thought Since it was a week night And we were supposed to be working I just figured the people

Who had to work couldn't go But So you had a nice time Yeah they let us go And I got fucked up I got I don't know if you ever did this But I got drunk

Because I didn't eat all day And then we ate dinner And then I got drunk again So I was It was Ooh they had these They had these Cinnamon whiskey shots.

Oh, you got fucking. It was like apple cider. It was so fucking good. And you don't even taste them going down. No. You don't drink. You're like me, so you get fucked up quick.

I'm a big guy, so it takes a little bit longer. But yeah, I drink like once every few months. I'm just not really big into like the, I don't know how people do it every night. I just, I would die too.

I used to be able to drink like three nights a week. You know, a couple fucking cocktails, a couple fucking bumps of Coke. Wait, when I say drink, I mean like hammered. Oh,

yeah. A couple drinks at dinner. Listen, once you do coke, you get an empty leg, you could just fill that motherfucker up. That's why people do blow so they could drink more. I have a friend that would a, I had a friend that was a professional, had a seat in New York Stock Exchange,

and on Friday nights when I lived in New York in 94, he'd pick me up, we'd go by a gram a blow for him, he'd do two bumps, and he'd give me the gram. Really? Because that's all he needed. He wanted just to do two bumps so he could drink. Because in his mind, he could drink more. And then if I seen him later on in the night,

he'd ask me for two more bumps, because it takes the edge off the fucking alcohol. A lot of people don't know that. Oh, so like alcohol slows you down and that speeds you up? It's so speed you're right up and get that alcohol burning. You don't even get drunk. You just be pissing all night. You're like, where the fuck is this gin and tonics going?

They're going in here at eight bucks and they're coming out of the fucking helmet. That's why Jews going in an empty stomach? So you get drunk with a... That's right. Why are you going to snort Coke to say you make the $10 drinks, not work? You're a fucking savage lead. Anyway, that guy Lee got fucked up. He got it out of the way.

He had his three little cocktails. He combed his third hair. over. It's Monday, you bad motherfuckers. Me and myself, I was in New York for a few days last week. Then Saturday I flew into Vegas. I had to go do the University of Nevada, Las Vegas. I want to give a shout out to my little brother, Jersey,

putting that show together with Brian Callan, my girl, Sarah Colonna. I got to tell you something else, guys. Starting January 24th, I'm going to be doing a weekend every month at the Riviera and Vegas. So Fridays and Saturdays, if you're flying out, this is two weeks before

Super Bowl weekends, so don't do nothing for your cause. You're not just going to give me Super Bowl weekend and making me work for it. So it's Andrew Dice Clay for two weeks, Amy Schumer for one week, and yours truly from the church of what's happening now, your Uncle Joey Diaz one week. So you're doing a whole weekend?

No, I'm just doing Thursday. Yeah, I'm doing the whole fucking weekend. That's awesome. I'm talking about here, Cocksuckuckers. So now you're going to fly out to Vegas, you want to spend some time, make one of those stops of Uncle Joey's at the Rive. You know what I'm saying?

Stop on buying the Rive. It's a weird, different fucking hotel. That's like Old Vegas, right? It's old, old Vegas. You can still smell Dean Martin's balls on the fucking elevator. But come on out, say hello. I'll be there, you know what I'm saying? And besides that, football, what happened?

New England won. They covered? Did they cover it? They won by, like, I think, a touchdown. So was Miami. They might not have covered that. Right, they're probably given, like, nine in Miami or something like that. Yeah, but fucking Dallas won finally.

Tony Romo has the most T-Ds. He has more T-Ds than Troy A-W. I fucking read that yesterday, and I can't believe. I didn't see them. I didn't fucking see those T-Ds. He hasn't won a Super Bowl. No. I don't see those fucking TDs. I'm not even sure. I don't even think he's won a playoff game.

He might have won one. That's what I understand about this guy. I tried to look it up when I seen that fact. I'm like, what the fuck kind of bullshit is that more talk? But whatever. Who gives a fuck? I don't know if you guys know out there today. Get your fucking reefer out.

It's the man's birthday. You know, let me tell you. Let me break something down for you guys. I never told nobody before, especially on the podcast. When I'm out doing fucking comedy and having a good time with you guys and at clubs, there's always like five or six people. people that come up to me and they pull me aside and they go hey man Joey thank you very much for what you do and I sit there and I get embarrassed I get embarrassed

because I don't know what the fuck I'm doing I just come here and talk shit and insult the flying Jew and other people and I'm just trying to be myself with you guys I don't know what the fuck I do but a lot of people pull me aside sometimes they go pro you know by you getting locked up and this and that whatever bullshit story you inspire me when people come up to me and say you inspire me I want to stab myself and then stab them really yeah And I'm talking about stab myself, die, and then come back to life and stab them just because they just freak the fuck out of me. When somebody says to me, you inspire me.

You freak the fuck out of me. And I understand where you're coming from or whatever. You know, I was down for a long fucking time. And when I first got down, when I was like 15 or 16, when I first went into my rut, you know, I didn't have anything. The only thing I had was fucking music. That's why music is my day. That's why I open up with music for you guys. because it's energy.

It don't cost you nothing. Well, it costs you something at the album store. I used to shoplift the albums at Pat Mark, so it didn't really fucking matter, but my point being it's just something. It's an artist that puts something positive together, and he tries to give you a piece of what he's fucking doing.

And either you fall for it or you don't. And this is the thing I didn't understand when you people come and tell me this shit. When I went through my hard part, I always loved fucking Black Sabbath. I don't know why I love Zeppelin. I loved, you know, Pat Bennett. I loved everybody, though.

I love everybody, but except that fucking weight guy. That's a fucking nightmare. Stabble. But one guy that I really communicated with, because a lot of people say that this music communicates with that lyrics, or you might communicate with some of these lyrics. Like, there's a song on the radio now. But every time I hear it, I want to take the car and run over, like, 10, 20-year-olds.

What's that? That song about a... They say you're a wild one. Some chick, I don't know, he's a wild one. Guys are, like, 18 and 19. Love when a girl calls him a wild guy. Like, that girl said, I'm fucking wild. heard about me. You're a fucking half

a fruit game. She heard about me? Yeah, she heard about you, you fucking idiot. But it's weird that some people communicate that like that, that guy's singing about me or he's singing about the situation I'm going through or something. And one of the bands that, one of the guys I really got into was Ozzy Osbourne. I mean,

you know, the thing I like about Black Sabbath is not a happy fucking song. This morning, I was an international acrobat. It starts off fucking weird. They play some guitar and then they're swooning out everything. They break it down for you. That's why I like master reality. I love that album because it's a scary album, but if you listen to what he's trying to say, it ain't that fucking scary. He's just asking you, do you know what's going to

happen when you fucking die? Do you want to see the Pope at the end of a rope? Do you think he's a fool? Just questions. It's his fucking birthday today. That's it. Ozzy Osbourne, December 3rd. Let's give a little happy birthday. I opened up with Sabbath, bloody Sabbath. That's my jam. Hit it, Lee, a little Sabbath bloody. Break out that fucking joint. Spark it. It's that type of day. This guy was a Soldier. Wait, what's going on? Hit it! Oh shit!

And I mixed it up this morning. I had the Junius eyes. I had fucking, you won't change with some technical ecstasy. But this to me, these are the fucking blueprint lyrics to why I do what I fucking do.

You follow me? Hit it! The race is full. The moon is red. The end begins to show. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? He just drops it.

The truth is. out the lies are old. So you don't want to know. You don't want to know. Wiggle for Uncle Joey Lee. Come on, baby. There you go. Look at Lee. Smoother than a motherfucker. When you ask the reasons why, that's it. When you ask the reasons why, nobody will tell you the fucking truth.

They fucking beat around the bush. Don't worry about why. Just do what you got to do. You got to get up. You got to wash your pussy. You got to brush your teeth. You got to eat something nice. Take some fucking vitamins. smoke some reefer and get out there I want to have you do like a director's commentary of each song

like you don't have to know the reason why motherfucker I don't even know what other song you would do but like if you did like Tony Bennett and I want to be around just if you did director's commentary oh that's out of respect for my mom but you know it's so weird in our life that I was I was thinking about

and I talked to you about this before when I was 20, 21 I had a fucking tremendous bleeding osa I had a horrible bleeding osse I would bleed from my ass my stomach I'd have to drink that chaos Pect Day, they had to be on medication. And one day the doctor asked me, what the

fuck are you worried about? And I used to worry about everything. It's like this morning you came to me and you were like, fucking on with the computer, and you like, did you hear what happened in Kansas City? The guy shot himself yet. Did you hear what happened in Cleveland? The guy committed suicide. I'm like, yeah. And I'm like, you know what? Part of it is great, but right now you're behind the eight ball. Fix

the fucking computer. All right? Don't worry about the guy who killed himself in Cleveland. You're following me, I mean, you got to worry about this shit. But it's so weird how much we're concerned with shit that has nothing to do with a our day. It really fucking does it. They really done. And you don't know. Like I'm 50 now and I'm like, fuck, I used

to worry about this and that and you have to worry about none. All you got to do, it's like that expression. Yours is not the reason why. Yours is just a do or die. It really fucking is. I like that. I haven't heard that. Is that from a song? No, your teachers tell you that shit. I haven't heard that. When you ask a stupid question to stall, you know, it's like

you're stalling kind of in a way. Like you want to show the class how smart you're... So do we do it on this or this? It's not the reason why. Yours is just to fucking do or die. Don't worry about what the fuck. Why they do this and why the stars come down. It's got nothing to do it. You're going to do with the price of eggs.

That's why I tell people all the time. Nothing to do with the fucking price eggs. Nothing. Some people say, what are the price eggs? I have no fucking idea. I bring a coupon. I'm a half a fucking Jew. But what I'm trying to say to you is sometimes just focus on what's on your fucking plate.

What's ahead of you? You don't know how many times people contact me. They want to do this. They want to do that. I got six things on my plate. When I was 18, I would have taken it and I would have been greedy. but it's the law of diminution returns the more you do the less you could do

to that particular fucking thing keep your plates small give everything 100 fucking 50% and something will work out but if you're working on 20 things and you're worried about this that this that nothing's going to come together you're just going to spread yourself out there

that's why here at the church of what's happening now we work with what the fuck is in front of you cock sucker like UFC weekend this week it's in Seattle I think this week is it really? Fuck you're great fights too you got Benson Henderson against little Diaz You got fucking Gusterson against my man

Gisterson looks like fucking Jacks Teller from Sons of Anarchy is fighting Shogun Rua and you got one other fucking great fighter B.J. Penn is right in Florida, Rory MacDonald. I wonder when the heck the Lombard whatever fighters. But anyway, that fights up in Seattle. My buddy's gonna be up there.

He's gonna call up next week. X UFC fighter. My brother, Ivan Salivary, but today I got the best referee working in the fucking business calling up today. Herb Dean, he's gonna talk to you about referee and how he got into it and the referee school that he has of you guys are lost and and when I talk to him the other day you know here here's what I know one thing about life kids and guys because I was with you I didn't know what the fuck was going on I didn't

get into comedy until I was 28 so from the age of 17 or 18 that you got out of high school to 28 I was walking around just like you fucking momos I didn't know I knew I wanted to do some entertainment I thought that you know you know Eddie Murphy is in the bar and And some guy walked in and said, hey, I want to put you in a movie. And that's how the movie thing worked. That really did. That's how naive I was. That's how I would have.

That's the things I had heard. That's all the stories you hear. You don't hear the stories like you're working for 20 years ago. Yeah, you don't hear that shit. You know, you hear about Bruce Willis being a bartender and Michael Mann offering him a job in Miami Vice. And then the next thing, you know, he was on Moonlighting. For a lot of you people, I've ever seen Bruce Wallace on Miami Vice first season when he plays Tony our model, a gunrunner. God damn!

And he beats his wife. God damn, that's when fucking Bruce Willis was bad for the moment. It's funny because when he got that role, he was in Miami, and he kept worrying about this role that was going to happen in New York. He was going to lose his job. I guess he got fired from the bar for taking Miami Vice. And once he got moonlighting, he bought the fucking building and fired the owner or something like that.

But that's what I thought. I didn't know. I remember sitting there watching stupid movies in 88, and I had to be 25 years old watching videos or something. And a friend of mine said, You know, my buddy's a camera guy, and me bothering him for like a month going, hey, man, talk to your camera, buddy. See what I got to do to get into movies. And when I was a kid, when I was about a little older, a little younger than that, when I was about 20, I lived in Snowmast Village.

I used to work at a video store, and Michael Douglas used to come in. A lot of guys used to come in. I would ask him stupid questions of the guy, Bruce, what's his name? The little fucking guy, Mark and Mindy. Robert Williams. Robert Williams are coming, stinking with body old, all goked up. But one of the guys I used to bother with this guy named John Link. And John Link was an editor.

He edited a commando. He edited the second or third Steven Seagal movie, this little guy. And I would bug him about it. And he's like, man, you got to go to acting school. And I'm like, acting school, fuck you. Then I wasn't going to be an actor. But the point of this being was that I didn't know where to start. Sometimes you don't know where to start.

I'm sure that all you guys on Saturdays or during a week watch the U.S. see and you're like, boy, that's an interesting career to be a fucking referee. But where do you start? Do you have to have previous experience? Do you have been a fighter before? Do you have to know Jiu Jitsu? A lot of people don't know that. I didn't know this either. Like, there's a chick that's a referee. You ever

see her with a ponytail? Yeah, yeah. She's pretty good. Yeah, she's pretty good. So I didn't really know what this was. So by talking to him, you know, I've met her a bunch of times at the fights and we giggle. You know, her flies out of Burbank like me all the time to Vegas. There's no reason to go to L.A.X. I'm a fucking

Vegas. So you fly like a professional. You go to Burbank and I always see Herb and I had a conversation with him about Kempo Karate. I'm a big Kenpo Karate fan and all that. And he's helped me out with some questions. So when I bumped into him the other day, we were talking about the referee school, I told him, dog, you got to call the fucking podcast and tell

a lot of these guys, you know, how it started for you. And I remember years ago hearing Dana White in an interview saying that he's one of the best referee in the fucking business. I didn't know that he had he had refed this. Tim Soviet fight when he broke his arm.

He's been involved in some great fucking fights, and I got a lot of respect for him. I got a lot of respect for all those people, so... And the thing about a great referee is, like, what happened earlier this year in the NFL when they had the replacement reps, and everyone was pissed off because they're making bad calls.

A great referee is someone who doesn't... It sounds bad, but in a good way doesn't disrupt the fight. They're there to make sure everything is following the rules. It's smooth. It's smooth. And I'm sure he's a good guy because I'm sure the UFC He doesn't have bad refs. But for some reason, I just don't like that Eve guy, that French guy.

Aval Levine, whatever. Yeah, I'm sure he's a good guy. But I like Herb. He seems cool. He doesn't run in there and bother stuff. What don't you like about Eve Levine? I don't, he was in the Canadian one, and I felt like he was giving the Canadian too much,

and he was one of the ones that wouldn't stop them when they were doing jiu-jitsu stuff. Get him off the floor and all that stuff. It's weird because the reason why I liked her, I like Herb Dean. I watched him in there, and I've seen him after fights and how cordial he is, and how he talks to people. He takes time to give autographs and take pictures.

And I've seen Eve Levine out eating also, and I've seen him. So I don't really know him personally as much as I know like Herbs, so I really can't sit here. But Tim Donahey was a very great call we had last week, and I dropped the ball. So I'm sorry, guys.

I dropped the ball. I should have asked him different questions. I should have had them on a little more. We'll have them on again, guys, but I dropped the ball, and that's one thing about me, is I fucking tell you when you fuck up, you claim responsibility. I wasn't ready.

I didn't know the magnitude of it. I ordered the book on Amazon. It should be it today or tomorrow. Okay. And once I read the book, I'll know more or less what the fuck's going on, you know, then I could really interview him and get into the nuts and bolts.

Well, the thing with that guy is, like, I was thinking when he would call out, I wanted to ask him if he thinks all sports are fixed. But he's probably going to 8,000 interviews, and your type of interview isn't like, to the Jay Leno Tonight Show interview where he's just trying to sell something. Like, your best interviews are where it's someone you connect with.

So you don't want to hit him up with. Well, do you think all sports are this? And he's just going to go into whatever he's fucking talked about for 8,000 times. That's been bothering you. You really think all sports are fixed. I think they have to be. I think that the line readers have just been doing it for a long time. They know exactly what's going on.

They know a lot of things that we don't know. And I would hate to say that. The storylines are so good. They're so good. And there's always one player. and then it seems like the storylines always match up so it's Boston and Miami and L.A. and Boston. And then New York and the Giants and the Patriots

will probably might be in the Super Bowl again for the third time. And to me, if it was fixed, that would be even more impressive because that means they have to like the players have to be in on it. You've got to start smoking a little bit more dope. You're thinking about shit that you know what I'm saying? Wouldn't dope make that worse? What's that? Wouldn't pot make that worse?

No, it would make you think of it. about things that are important, like eating that black chick's ass when she farts in your eyeball next fucking month. This month, we got it coming out. She's going to fart on your face at the end of the world show.

We're going to get you a nice eye patch, the whole fucking thing. You got insurance, right? I just want to make sure because just case you browns your teeth. You know what I'm saying? She's going to fart in your fucking mouth. You're out there smoking that reef

today. It's Monday. Get up. Go out there, justify your fucking existence. Cox sucks up. Wash your ass. Wash your feet. Get out there. It's a beautiful. fucking day to be alive. They another be

fucking sad about dog. Plus, like I told you guys, today's Chang goes, tomorrow, tonight at midnight is Chang's fucking birthday. I can't, I'm supposed to do his library thing for like this thing downtown. I can't do it because I'm working on two different shows today. So I got to call them. So remind me the fucking cancer thing. I keep forgetting. I can't do this

tonight. But today I'm gonna I don't have a movie for you guys today. The movie I got for you guys is Wednesday. Sunday is Lee's day. We're doing a special fucking podcast for gambling and for all my brothers out there. Jews in the fucking struggle. It's Hanukkah.

So I want to sit here with you Sunday at 9 a.m., which is 12 o'clock Eastern time, and we're going to fuck around and bullshit with you guys see what Lee's going to do for Hanukkah. We're going to bring the menorah. We're going to light it on fire. We're going to let the ghost come in, a fucking Gabriel, whatever, Moses, Abdullah,

whatever his fucking name is. And then Wednesday, I got a great fucking movie. I'm breaking down for you guys. It's going to be great. But today I'm going to break down an album that I grew up on. You know, when I play music here, for you guys or a movie.

Like yesterday somebody had hit me up and said, bro, you should talk about Donnie Brasco. Listen, Donnie Brasco was a great movie. Travolta, I'm not Travolta. Fucking Patino was great. And the other guy. Who else was in Donnie Brasco? I'm a good-looking guy.

You know, the guy that was in Dark Shadows, the guy that plays the Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, Johnny Depp. Johnny Depp. What was Johnny Depp and whatever? And Johnny Depp's performance as a wise guy or a mobster, whatever, a wise guy. It's a great part.

He did great. and I like the one guy I like a couple lines. Is it a classic? Did it fucking inspire me to get out? No, not really. So what I put it on here?

I'll put it on here and jerk you guys off, but it's not something that pushes my envelope. It's not something that fucking gives me passion when I listen to it. One of the albums I'm going to play for you this morning. I'm sorry because I went off on you last week about speaking another language in public, but this is not public.

This is what you do with your own. One of the greatest albums that I have ever listened to is these two guys from Cuba named Patato and Tautico Tocico was an Abaquois like my stepfather and he was dead in a night Niko that my stepdad shot Niko. Oh really?

That's the first time I knew what an Abaquois was about how close they were. They would always talk to each other at different santa ria parties, my stepdad and the singer, his name is the fuck is the name Totico. His name is Eugene Tocico Arango. But I didn't know how tight the Abo

quas were till that night because he was going to put a bullet in the fucking guy too just out of principle he didn't know what the fuck was it was about and I realized where the music was coming from with these guys butato I grew up with uh this week I'm gonna have my uncle hopefully this week I'm Duncan's family hour and my uncle's gonna tell the story about I almost smacked patato because patato was like five foot tall and when I was like 10 I was like five foot tall and I remember my uncle calling in New York one time the visit from L.A. we were at a Cuban party and me saying to my uncle, stick around. I'm going to beat the fuck of the Patato today.

And my uncle, till this day goes, that's the day I realize you were hell on wheels when you were 10. And you wanted to beat up this poor Patato guy who was a man at the time. I used to be a conga player. I still am. I'm a badass conga player. You put the conga?

You're fucking. A lot of people don't know that. It's in my blood. My family's very musical. So I always wanted to be a part of his fucking band, especially listen to this album. But in 1968, they released an album with Chick-Cachow and fucking, uh,

It is just a classic. They call it the fucking masterpiece to music. What the fuck do they call it here? They say it is 1968. It's one of the definitive Rumba records in the U.S. Because it covers everything. Latin jazz. It covers everything.

The band is Israel, Chakao, who Andy Garcia paid $40,000 to Fidel Castro, get him out of Cuba. They have him as a national fucking treasure. Did you know that? I didn't know that. Okay, now you're fucking no. So Fidel just takes

Arisecage. They got Arsenaeo Rodriguez On Trace. They got fucking Carlos Pachowchal. They got Israel Kachau. Eugene Totico O'Runga. I mean, this album

never fucking ends. We're going to play a couple cuts off it or after her Dean calls. And that's basically it, brother. It's Monday. Make your motherfucking time

count, bitches. You know what the fuck? We got great fights next week, though. Who do you like in the gusisist? I don't know anybody, man. I want D.S. to win. I know D.S. And the other guy.

To beat Ben Henderson? Yeah, I don't really like Ben Zenderson. And there's nothing against him. He looks like Will Smith fighting. That's why he drives me fucking nuts. But he's a fighter, and I give him all the respect than the world. And then I don't know if Herb is even big into fighting or he can even talk about who he thinks is better.

But for me, when people come back, it very rarely seems to work out. So what do you think about BJ Penn coming back? Who knows? He's a lot older. But he's, let me tell you something about BJ. He's a great fighter. And over the years, I know a lot of people who know him. I know a lot of people go to Hawaii.

And it's like he has problems training. His endurance has always been a problem. You know, his cardio has always been a problem and whatnot. You know, it has. You have to see something in your life before you can make it happen. You've got to be sick and tired of people kicking you in the fucking ass. You know, a hooker finally says, I'm never going to suck another fucking dick again. You know, I'm not even.

trying to be funny, you control your fate in life. You always say to yourself, never again am I going to do this? You know, why go into the ring? Why go into all this shit? And keep getting the same result. Either I'm going to quit or I'm going to come back and do this 110 fucking percent.

And a lot of people can never make that shit. Now, a lot of people can make that decision against their life. You know, before it happens, you have to see it. You know, before we did that CD, I sat here for a year and tried to write a CD. But at least I saw it.

You follow me? Yeah. So before something can happen in this life, you have to see it. And sometimes it takes getting kicked in the fucking stomach 18 fucking times, or bleeding in front of your mother or having a bloody nose. You know, one of the things I love about Anderson Silver is he always says that he doesn't like to go back to his family beat up. That's the last thing he wants.

That's the decision you make. You know, there's personal decisions you make in your fucking life. And once you make those decisions, you know, November of, of, of, of, you know, there's personal decisions. 2007, I made a decision never to do cocaine again. It's December 2012, and I've never done it again. If I came to you and said I relapsed, then I didn't make that decision. I'm a fucking pussy. You have to make a decision and stick to it.

That's what life is about. That's what we talked about a couple years ago, but I don't like text messages. I don't give a fuck how cool it is to do this shit. I don't like them. Life is your fucking playing field. And once you decide what decisions you're going to make in your life, it makes everything easy. I'm not going to do that. And that's it.

Or I am going to do that. Or if I do that, I'm going to give it everything. I've fucking got in my balls because I want to know. You know, Lee, I could have gone home fucking 10 years ago and gone back to Boulder and said, fuck this shit. And so, I mean, I'm a fucking asshole. I could have done it the easy way. I could have sold it a good time.

It's like when I asked Donagie last week, do you fucking miss it? You know, if I had to look you in the eye and you ask me right now, Joey, do you miss 2000? Do you miss fucking 1990 of me being in a room in Boulder? the snort and coke waiting for a chick to come over so I could eat her lastly little pussy and I consider her my friend after those women I've never talked to again they were just there for blow they weren't there for me or for the you know or do you appreciate what's going on in your life now the quality of your life now there's times do I miss that lifestyle not at all not at fucking all

I'm happy I made this decision and that's what a lot of people who know about hector Levo hector Levo was a great Spanish fucking singer but he called himself in There's a point in your life when you're a boy And there's a point in life and you become a fucking man And you have to call yourself And these are the things I'm not going to do no more These are the things I am going to do no more I got a shot at when I was 27 to 28

After being a man and I failed Lee I failed miserably I had a wife and I had a kid I failed and I picked comedy But once I pick comedy I decided I'm doing this to the fucking train breaks There you go

We got Herb Dean at a fucking perfect time Good morning, brother. What's happening? I'm happy you call in this morning, my man. Oh, thanks for having you from show. Yeah, this is Herb Dean here. You get to go to it early, huh? Oh, fuck, yeah.

We don't fuck around. We want to get into their psyche nice and early, dog. What I'm thinking about us all fucking day, and, you know, we're putting them out there on a positive foot. You follow me? That's right, sir. How were the fight Saturday night? You there?

He says he's still there. Herb. No, no, no, no. You got to go to a different room or you got to use the house phone or something. It's still running. Do you have him to call back? Yeah, closing to have him to call back.

Yeah, I'll call you back. All right. It happens sometimes. He's up there in the fucking mountain, so it's tough reception. It happens. He'll call back. Yeah, he'll call back.

What's up, Lee, Lee. Nothing. I feel great. And that's a very true thing about it. You have to make the decision. Is your life? Because every time. Every time I've lost weight before it, you make the decision,

and there's no more, oh, I'll have one more meal. It's just you have to make the decision. You get sick and fucking die. You know, I went to box last weekend, and I had no cardio left, and I said, you know what? I got to quit it out with the fucking smoking cigarettes at night when I go do common and I haven't smoked since. Have you really, you haven't smoked?

No, no, no, no, not at all, man. Once you make a no patch, no nothing at night. That's it. You just make a decision as a fucking man. And I did the same thing with blow and all the decisions I've made in my life, man. You know, you have to. And once you go in, if you go against your grain, you'll never succeed. That's what happened to Hechtel of Allo.

Hector Lvo was a great singer. And one day he said, I'm going to stop doing everything. I'm going to become a fucking man and stop doing shit. And he went in and he wrote the best fucking music. You ever fucking heard Latin, Latin, Spanish, Hector Lvo music, whatever, Willie Cologne. Motherfuckus started getting high again. He got AIDS.

His kid shot himself. The wife left him. You know, nobody, if you ever see what Hector LeVoe looked at, like before he died at the time of his death we'll do something about him on the podcast in a week or two. There's a YouTube video, his last performance. You would have died inside.

He had no teeth in his mouth when he died. You know, it's just something that you have to make a call. And it's like I tell people, if you wake up Monday morning, right? Like today, if you wake up, and for some reason you stumble on the sports page and you see Pittsburgh is playing on Sunday, playing New England.

But something burns you in your heart about Pittsburgh. You're like, fuck it, I'm bad. in fucking Pittsburgh this week. You know, and you bet, you're ready to bet Pittsburgh. And then Sunday. Let's see. Oh, here we go. Herb Dean.

Hey, Joey Deer's. All right, baby. You sound good. You sound good now. Sometimes it happens. It's bad. So how were the fight? What fights did you ref on Saturday night?

You know, it was a local promotion over at the Hard Rock. Okay. You know, it was a good timeout. They had a DJ and an all group. Good for you, man. You know, before you called, that was. I was telling Lee and the people at home that, you know, I've been watching you. We've all been watching you for years.

And I was at one of the fights after a post interview, and Dana said you were the best referee in the business. And then I always loved you. I love what you do. And then we, you know, I talked to you at the airport all the time about Kempo. And I see you walking around tonight. And you're a fucking total gentleman. And I didn't even know you had a referee school or what refereeing had, you know,

involve what you had to have to be and that's what me and Lee was saying that there's that female referee so I didn't know if you had to be an extensive martial artist or whatever you want to break it down how you got into refereeing the whole thing we want to hear from you yeah yeah I'll tell you all about it man

yeah it's always good to see you and then thanks for appreciating what I do yeah man watch me hey well basically I got into refereeing because you know I was involved in the sport I've been involved in martial arts kickbox every now and then

And one of the gentlemen who, you know, we had the same trainer, Zane Frazier, he must be geeked out about that. And, you know, we're trying to prepare for those types of competitions. And, you know, Larry Landless, coach, and he had a fight team called the Submission Factory. And we used to put on smoker events and things like that. And he was also a referee, and that's how I got the King of the Cage. He went to another, and I ended up happening today now to take a certified course, a course that would certify you before your commission would hire you. There's a few other guys who do the courses.

I do one. I'm having my next one in May. It's going to be May, you know, a single-day-mile weekend. It's going to be May 3rd and 4th out here in Pasadena, California. You know, I'm organizing it so that after you do the course, then you can actually come out and get some experience at a live event. It's a good time. But, so yeah, but that's the thing is that not everybody does

With martial arts to pass my course you should have experience with martial arts Because you're gonna have to teach me about positions and submissions and And, you know, just watching on TV not enough You know, we want people who understand the details of what they're looking at because Well, because it's for one, it's you know people's careers are on the line people's safety's on the line And when you make a decision you should have a reason You know, you said something to me on the plane that was beautiful. You said that you're always very prepared because, you know, that person, those two people who are fighting,

this could be the fight of their life. This could be a defining moment for their career. This could be, you know, you're looking out for a lot more things than what people think at home. People think you're just looking. You're also looking out for their safety, which is the number one thing on the card. Right. Well, yeah, you're absolutely right. Each and every one of these fights are the most important fight.

their career. You know, and I didn't realize it until I had actually got in there. And then at dawn, I mean, these people spend a lot of time away from their families and, you know, there's a lot of smart guys in our sport and well-being. For me, I'm pretty phenomenal. That's a beautiful thing. Now, what was the first UFC you worked? You know, I worked in numbers. It was back in 2004. Wow. I've been working with the commission and finally they gave me a chance into the referee of the UFC. Got to be in there for a lot of great moments.

What are some of the fights you've reffed that you'll always remember? Sylvia and Drake. Right. You refpped that one and, you know, Tim Sylvia didn't want to stop and he didn't believe it. But I read years later he came and apologized to you that you saved his career or something. Yeah, you know, in the moment he's doing what he's. He does. You know, he's trying to win the fight, and, you know, he's one of those people.

He wants to fight at all times. Some people look out for their own safety in his mind. So, while I have another arm, that one's broken, and so I can just use my other arm. And then he's not making, you know, these guys think. So, yeah, but he did later on. He, you know, he thanked me for that. I've got to be in there with, you know, some Randy Couture fight. I've got to be, I even got the referee horse grace he wants in.

Wow. And people come on, and these fighters come up to you afterwards. and they have a lot of respect for you, her. You know, do you ever have guys that come up to you and will ask you, you know, doubt a call you made or something? Do you ever have that? Sometimes, yeah, a lot of times guys will come up. And, you know, and that's something that people should understand

is that the fighters are effective, that, you know, their sport has referees and that it is a sport. Guys come up after, and, you know, they ask me, and, you know, and as they deserve, you know, if you're going to make a decision, that important you should have a reason for why you made it so I have no problem you know and as the you know you're in the moment you don't know exactly what but after guys look at the tape and whatnot a lot of some guys are always at that level so

you know I don't believe that they're always going to agree with me but you know I should be okay with my decisions so yeah I have no problem explaining to him you know we were talking on the plane about the growth of the UFC and what that's uh we were talking about like a guy like yourself you just got into this to be a referee you figured you make a couple dollars on the weekend you're around the people you like and your colleagues and uh look what it's become getting to expecting that i would have this position that you know i would you know get to do all the things that i've got to do but in a sense i did it would be um you know that's on tv and i'm like really that's on tv and we can't get mixed martial arts on tv

fucking poker i got to sit there like a mook and even some golf you want to shoot yourself in the fucking head. Like you're sitting there going I'm a grown man. What the fuck am I watching this guy swinging a little stick for? What the fuck is wrong with me? Go on and stab somebody.

And I can't watch people fight on TV. Come on. So, yeah, I always knew the sport would be what it was. Did I think that people would have that it would be as I think rewarding as far as, you know, people having

you know, lots of respect for me or all the good things that it's been for me. I did not think that as a referee, I thought that, hey, you know, you're going to make your calls, you're going to make your decisions, and people are going to sometimes like you, sometimes hate you. You know, the referees get a pleasant bonus. There's days when they're booing. I've never been at the ones when they've done that.

You know, I always get okay seats, and I'm there, listen to people, and people dig you. When you come out there, they clap you, and people dig you, man. Yeah, I know. That's, yeah, that's really awesome. It's been a while since they were pissed off at me. Yeah, no, they dig you. That is awesome that people are. You know, people, it's been a pleasant surprise, I'll tell you that.

Oh, you know, man, this is, the thing about the UFC is it really represents what's going on in society right now. And I hate to take you there. What's happening, you know, when you watch the NFL, when I watch baseball, when I watch, you know, the other fucking hockey or whatever the fuck else is on TV, I don't know who the commissioner is. I don't know who owns the teams. I don't know who trains the teams. I don't know nothing. And this business, and this goes with Twitter. This goes with, you know, I say that we don't have fans anymore.

When you and I were young guys, we had a picture of who on our wall, Bruce Lee or Will Chamberlain or fucking James Brown or Jim Brown is a running back. Those are the posters I had on my wall. I was fans of those people. You know what? I go to the UFC and I could shake fucking Frank Mia's hand. I could shake your hand. I could shake fucking damn. a white tan. So it's

a UFC event if you've never been to, and it's fucking amazing. Because go for the ticket, yeah. Yeah, you're right about that. Everybody, uh, yeah, the, I think I've met so many of the fans and everybody in the sport is,

I guess, you know, maybe it's because we're still happy that, uh, that, you know, people are finally appreciating what we do, you know, and so you know, no one be anywhere without the fans. Every, I've seen you, you what we were talking about you getting room service and walking through like, you know, this

weekend wasn't bad. Like, I walked around Mandalay Bay and a few people were like yelling, Joey Karate, you know, whatever, mad flavor. If you don't eat blue cheese, go fuck your mother, shit like that. But when it's a UFC fight, bro, you can't walk through those things. People want

to talk to you. I've seen you run through. I've seen you, Joe Rogan, Buffer. It's like, it's the mayor of, it's like President of the United States coming. But, and that's how... Yeah, you know, sometimes I've got to run. Usually I need to allot in some time to hang out with people when I'm on my way. But you know me.

Come on, I'm late for work. Yeah, sometimes I can be late too. So break down this referee school for me. It's May 3rd, 4th, and 5th. Yeah, May 3rd and 4th. And it's going to be in Pasadena, California. You can go to Herbdeen.com. Talk about the unified rules.

We're going to talk about mechanics, and we're going to talk about judging criteria. We do judging and refereeing. So judging is on the first day. do it be a referee. You need to take both courses. And then hopefully, which I'm pretty sure, I've got it lined up. We're going to line it up with a shadow event. We're going to go to a camp-fied. They can get licensed with Camel and actually officiate matches.

And, you know, get the whole thing. People travel from all of them. You know, it's going to be a good group of people. It's a lot of fun. Like I was saying, people sometimes don't know where to start, bro. They just don't know what to start in their life. They don't know, you know. And they say themselves, fuck it.

You know, I just keep doing what I'm doing because nobody's going to help me become a referee or even learn how to do it or at least people know now where to hell to go. What else do you do, Dean, during the week? You do some personal training and you teach also? You know, during the sport, I also have a Jubilee house. I run a facility for ladies to, you know, help them get back to off their feet and help them get a few things I do to stay busy. I didn't know about the Jubilee House.

Where's that located? It's in Pasadena, California. Okay. And women go there when they're having a hard time in their lives. or... Exactly. Good for you, man. You know, like I was telling you on the plane,

I didn't want to tell you when I came from Cuba. I was exposed to the whole black culture, and I look up to it a lot. I love the whole African-American thing, dog. And when I think of you, you're a smooth motherfucking black man, dog. Honest to God. You know, you remind me of a...

You're the... You're the Marvin Gay referee, dog. You're just a smooth brother, man. You're a smooth motherfucker, man. You're a smooth motherfucker, man. You're a smooth motherfucker. fucking brother. That's my hero right there.

Oh, man, I had a breakdown. I want you last week on the podcast and a little bit about Marvin Gay and what he meant to me. You know, like, we were talking about the playing how rap. And I was saying, how I like rap, but my heart is with fucking Marvin Gay

and David Ruffin and the sensations. Yeah, yeah. And Rick James, you know. We're talking music. Yeah, I didn't know that you were so into music, man. We're on the plane and, I mean, you were breaking it down, you know?

And then, I've always been a fan of, you know, I've always been kind of obsessed with Cuban music. You know, like you said, a place where, you know, African culture. No, we used to. Music is, you know, we work out to music. Everything I do, that's the soundtrack, brother. And if the music is right, everything's right. And I tell you, man, I'm happy that you called in today.

I'm sure a lot of people are going to get a big kick out of you. They're going to go over to Herbdeen.com and see what you're about. You're a gentleman and a scholar, brother, and I love what you do. And even Lee, Lee, the Flying Jew, the producer of the show, when I told him you were going to be on, he's just starting to get into UFC. He's like he was excited, so say hello, Lee. Hey, Herb. Hey, what's happening, Lee?

Not much. I forgot to tell Joey we were talking about Ruffering earlier, and I used to ref baseball when I was in high school, and it was tough. And I wanted to ask you, how do you, because when I watch the fights on TV, it's going by so fast, and every other sport, it's going fast, and ref sometimes get shit. But, like, how do you train, is that part of, like, what your school is going to be? Do you train them to, like, slow,

down and really look at what focus on what's happening? Yeah, and we do that. We also, we talk a lot about position, you know, that you're going, basically, you're running a checklist at all times of what are the possibilities and where things can happen, so you always want to be in a position where you can see the majority of the things that are happened. And sometimes it's going to happen where you're out of position. You can't call what you can't see.

But that's mostly what it's about is being in a good position so you can see what's going on and make some good decision. And that's when it's the other things. thing before I let you go is that I didn't know that you did other MMA events like I thought it was like other sports where there's different levels and you move up but you work for the state

athletic commissions and you're just doing every event that you can. Yeah I do every event I love you know I and a Indian Hey man the best fight last round was on a white castle in Jersey I stay up to date with all the guys like when Hussamaraas

you know I started fighting the UFC I'd already had some experience with him because I've been going down to South Paulo and refereeing his matches in, you better be on it because violence is about to happen. I love you, Herb. Have a great week and be good up in Seattle. Next time, Marvin Gay's birthday, I'll call you, and we'll break down Marvin for these motherfuckers.

Thank you, brother. Stay black. Have a great week, man. I'm happy we had him today. That was a great call. He just made me happy. He made me so happy. Whenever you see him, he always smiles, and he's a good guy, and that's what I judge people on how I see him

when they interact with these people who go to Vegas. I mean, the people who go to UFC fights are not rich people. They're fans, and they make a week of it. You know, the fights might be in Minneapolis, but they might be in Chicago, and they see the dates, and they go, let's make a weekend of it. For the one thing a year. For the one thing a year that's going to be,

and they go, and they get hotel rooms, and they put away $50 a week, and they're fucking whatever, and when they, you know, and they go, and the only thing that makes your weekend better is the reactions from Dana White and Joe Rogan, and these guys. So this guy's a gentleman. So it was a pleasure

having them on here today. And like he was saying, Lee, Syatt, the flying Jew Sunday, Hanukkah for you bad motherfucking Jews. You know, I got a ton of fucking love and respect for you. Make sure you come in 9 a.m. This is Lee's show Sunday. I'm co-hosting Lee Sunday.

So Lee's going to be playing the Jewish music. We're going to have the gazelda fish. The whole fucking thing here. We're going to let the spirit come in. Who is the spirit's name? Elijah. Elijah's coming over. He's going to bring some.

Reefer. Oh my God. And a pack it full of fucking pennies and shit. Jews don't fuck around. Do you know what one of the things is on Hanukkah? It's one of the most hilarious

things. It's called the Afi Komen. And at the end of the night, the parents hide a piece of matto, that cracker thing. And I'm sure not every family does it, but a lot of the families that I know,

the little kids you find it, they get money for it. So it's every night. How much you get? A couple bucks. That's not bad. Let me ask you this, Louis. I don't want you to tell juicy.

I don't want to get killed. I don't need some fucking Gaza strip throwing rocks at me and fucking shoot me in the fucking head. So I don't want no Jew secrets. I'll consult the manual before I answer. Consult the manual and just keep it light. I don't want to insult nobody. You understand me? Especially when it comes to the Jews. You don't want to get on that

bad corner. Next thing you know, I go to the bank and I got no money left and shit. And they give me a picture of their fucking Jews smiling. Yeah. Science, motherfuckers. It's Monday, bitches. This is it. This is the day you've been waiting for. all your fucking life.

You understand me? Yeah. I'm stoned to the gills. And speaking of Hanukkah before we get to the music, how you've been doing with the working out with the Onet stuff? Let me tell you something.

Fucking Onet shit is getting better. Because I know it was going to take a couple weeks for Strongbone to set in. Last week I had a rough week with the kickboxing. They made me jump rope and they made me do a lot of things like that.

I'm used to running, but the jumping rope really hurt my feet and stuff. But I'll tell you what, I'm up to that level where I pop three. of those strong bones and I was in like Flynn I had no pain

I have no fucking pain and it took a couple days it takes two or three weeks for the strong bone to kick in that's why you always order two of them but again thanks to Lee for reminding me this podcast

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I mean it makes sense But every medicine you take They say It takes a while Like any allergy pill You have a whole body hat It's not going to go in, and, I mean, it's not like drugs where you take a little bit and you finally feel it. It's like, it takes a while.

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I didn't hear this from, I'm not. I heard this from other people that, like, what was this? Slim Fast. Remember Slim Fast? People are doing that. It wasn't enough protein and shit like that. And people were getting sick because they weren't doing it. This shit at least has protein.

You got vitamins. You got minerals. If you mix it with the new mood, if you mix it with the alpha brain, I tell you, that strong bone is great. Because a lot of people don't tell you that they mix them together, the glucamine and the other one, they mix them together. And that's how they sell it to you for $8.95 or whatever. This is a little bit more, but it's got so many more minerals in it.

And I'll tell you what, I don't, listen, I can sit here with you and read through them. And that's what I did. When I wrote out the outline, I tried to get all technical, and I didn't want to sound like a fucking fake smart guy. So I'm not going to blow smoke on you. I try this shit. It's like for years, people were like, oh, they show up with these little containers and you put the blow in there, and you had to shake it up and look at it. And if it wasn't purple, it wasn't pure. What are you talking about? I just fucking killed the Colombian for this. You're going to show up with your fucking chemistry set. Go fuck your mother. The best test for anything is right here in the nose. When I go to White Castle, wherever I go to Taco Bell, which I don't go. But when you go, what's the test? Your mouth, how it tastes, and how it feels and it comes out of that fucking asshole. If it fucking feels funky coming out of your asshole and it feels funky in your stomach, it ain't good.

You don't need no fucking scientist to skull, no, because it's got no meat in it. You know it sucks. You know it sucks. But with all this shit, listen, when I took a couple months ago, I went to some webpage, a buddymind said, go to bodybuilding.net

And buy this mineral they have on that. And I bought it. For two weeks, I felt shitty. It raised my blood pressure. I kept having headaches. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I realized I was taking this product. I stopped taking it.

I felt great again. Ever since I've been on the fucking Omnis stuff, I feel better, I look better. My mood is better. I'm more relaxed. So it's got to be fucking working. So just do me a favor. Go to Onnet.

They got mixing max passages. So you don't have to just buy like 8 or 1 things. So you can buy a new mood. You can buy a fucking protein, and you can buy a strong. And just start with that. Start taking a walk around the block. Like Mike Dolce said,

Just a fucking thing for the mailbox. And let's pretend you do this for 90 days and you lose one pound. But you're walking five miles. Well, guess what? Now you're a healthy fat fuck. If you're drinking water, you're not drinking soda. If you're not eating ice cream and you only lost a pound, don't give up. You didn't gain weight.

You didn't gain weight. At least be a healthy fat fuck. Walk to five miles a day. Be good to your fucking heart. That's it. Be a good friend to yourself. The same way I'm a friend to you, the same way Lee's a friend to me. We're all fucking friends.

I'm with you. You're with me. there with fucking us. Before Herb Dean called, I gotta get more stoned than prepare for this shit. We gotta break out the real reefer. Fuck this fucking poop with whatever. Where's the real shit? Leave and smoke some reefer this morning. I had to.

Herb Dean was a cool guy. He was another one of the fighter guys who were very mellow. Yeah, I'm gonna try to get Clay. We did a call. I'm gonna get a couple guys to call. We're smoking herb. It's Monday, bitches. Before Herb called cool, motherfucker. I also do a little D-supplement. Can you believe? I got

blood test land. In fact, I got to go on today or tomorrow. And I'm low on D, vitamin D. I live out here with the fucking sun. That's how much pollution there is. It blocks everything. Mother fucking filthy armpit plays. Anyway, before my man, Herb Dean called, I was stolen here about Batato and Tocico. P-A-T-A-T-T-O-E is a Y. Totico, T-T-O-T-T-I-C-O. Two Cuban dudes that put a couple albums together, but the most noticeable one is 1968. Listen, bro, this song's got 10, fuck. This album's got 10 songs on it. And all of them are fucking monsters.

The first one of them to start with is one of my personal fucking favorites. And it's called ingratso. Lee's going to start it for the 14 second. I want you to listen to the Congress, the guitar, and then we're going to cover another one. Hit it, Lee. Listen to that fucking bass in there. Just dropping on you.

Boom, boom, boom. Listen to the Congress, though. Listen to the fucking cuts. Listen to that cut. Are you kidding me? If that guy smashed in the face, it's all over for you. This is the heart and soul of fucking Cuba. This guy singing, Eugene Perhiko, listen to his voice.

Hit it! Now he drops it. He's dumping him. Listen to him. Hey, seora. Stop it. Let's play the deep one for him. All right, the next jam,

these guys were Abaquois, so it was based Abaquois music, and you could feel Tocico's fucking voice and that song is about, he's breaking up with his girlfriend, and Grado called a song, which means ingraithful fucking heart. I'm dropping on you, motherfuckers.

I'm giving you what makes me tick, bitches. The next song is a song called Agua Caracaa, it's called The Water is Gonna Fall. And I heard once, this is the song, this is what my stepfather said to me, This is the song they play for you before they fucking took you out the ocean and slid your fucking throat. Oh my gosh.

Yeah, this is real. This is the Aboquoise. Aboquoise don't eat pussy. It's a society that dedicates their life to San Lassado, and they were all longshoremen, and it was the last real men society. They don't like a lot of things. I don't agree with a lot of their facts, but I do like the love they had for their brotherhood. This wasn't about money or drugs.

This is about just men. and if you ever see a Cuban they got the little fucking thing on their hand right here right in that little cuspair just turn around and they're fucking out by cause but this song here

I want you listen to his voice like they always talk about rap music and when you listen to Tocico's voice and there's a song in here about me Bario it's about his neighborhood you gotta see how he sings about his fucking neighborhood

a good friend of mine I went to name a good friend of mine told me that when you walk into Puff Daddy's house he's got a cover of this album in one of his walls huge puff daddy land this is the real deal people this is the start of everything it started right here

started in fucking Africa when you see the exorcist and you see him fighting the two dogs they're in Arabia fucking land that's a part of Africa hit this fucking song it's about icing mother taking you to your fucking last but it means that water is going to fall like it's falling in California

today Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me, Link? This is fucking amazing, guys. These motherfucking me or what? These motherfuckers make you fucking around. Is this something your mom would play in the house a lot? Yeah, they didn't have it on 45 when I was a kid.

But they had it on the final. The whole album. The album is amazing. It's got Leso A Gua. It's got a look for a song called Mi Barrio on there. It's the same people. Okay. Me Barrio on there.

Look at Joe Burns. Let me give a shout out to some of the fucking stars of this podcast, the real motherfucking stars. I say, I can't. I write this shit down. Mitch Nutter, you know, I love you. Rooster Neck, Bubba Duncan, Andrew Chidley, Colin Nelch, Leon Spinks,

Anthony, Sacco, Michigan, I love you. I'm trying to get to Michigan. Michigan, I'll be out there soon. You know, I love it. This is the fucking hand. I love you, motherfuckers. I love your dirty, freckles. I love your dirty white women, too, with dirty heels.

Fucking freckles. Happy birthday to Ozzy Osborne, and happy birthday to my man, Peter Marion. I love you, motherfuckers. Joe Burns. It's on the way my man chill. Always in the house with his fucking swinging

as Joey Dears. Go to iTunes and check it out. What else, Lee? What else? Do you find that song? Yeah, I got it. Play it from like the 15 second mark. And just listen to this guy's voice.

Describe his neighborhood. That's it. He's talking about his fucking hood. His hood, which is all raps about it. Damn. No me more bobo can be one. Damn. I can't even tell you what he's saying. Is it because of what he's saying?

Like, why is it affecting you so much? Just the way he's dropping. It's brilliant. It's brilliant. He's just talking about low, put down line. He's just talking about his boundaries, what he goes for his days. And just how brilliant is. It's just a conga drum, and the guy, sit.

That's it. It's intense. And a bass. Now, is he playing? He could be playing too, he played too. Oh, there's another one that's a new Estrebarrio. Is that one you heard? No.

Cut that motherfucker. That's how you end the fucking podcast. The album cover on YouTube is the little guy sitting in front of a street with two congas, red and white congress with signifies Chango. And that's the one album they have on YouTube. The real fucking album on YouTube

is the one when them standing on the wall on 130th street and over there by fucking Spanagan. Spanish Harlem. That's where that picture was taken. Tautico is 6'4 and Patato is 5 foot fucking plane. So that's the album cover you're looking for. I hope you enjoyed the show today. It's Monday show. Don't forget tonight at midnight, light a candle for Chang'Go if you want to pray, if you got something going on in your life that you want it to come through for you. What else? This Sunday we got a show, a gambling show. Danny Bionculo's giving me some love.

Ida. My man's giving me some love, Donner. I love you, motherfuckers always. September, December 13th, where are we, Lee? We're at the fucking Madhouse Comedy Club in San Diego. Lee's not coming down. The school club, Lee can't come. He's working that night. And the 21st time that fucking the end of the world show with Stan Hope and Joe

motherfucking Rogan. I'm stoned today. I'm going to do some shit today. I got to work today, too. I got two jobs to do today. Oh, shit. And that's it, man. We'll be back Wednesday, you bad motherfuckers. Again, thank you for all the people who tuned in. Thank you for all the shoutouts. I want to thank Herb Dean. And thank you.

Hey, listen, man. The music I played today might not be you. I'm just trying to open up your fucking eyes. So when you're at a party and some motherfucker wants to throw him Tom Waits with his cool shit, you go, stop, bitch. I got Patato and Tatico from Joey Diaz here who are going to drop this motherfucker. And all the girls will say, oh, my God, you like Spanish music, you so you're saying. And that's how you get your dick sucked.

And that's what Mondays are about. Stay black. Give him a kiss, Lysiah. What are you going to play him out with? Well, I'm going to play him out with. I got off the Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath album. I got looking for today. How about National Acrobat?

Okay. And while that's loading up, just for everyone, because I'm sure you guys want to know, it's P-A-T-A-T-O-E, which is Y-O-T-I-C-O. And that's so it's Patato and Tocico. Y is and. Just remember that. That's how we dropping it for you, motherfucker.

Mitch Nutter, I love you too. Hiding from my wife is a popular podcast. Don't forget to listen to it. He does a good job on that crazy motherfucker. Hit it, Lee. Oh shit. Go out there and do your thing

for that motherfuckers. You got to dream. Stop dreaming. Go out there. Fucking do it. Tell him all to suck your dick. The church of what's happening now. Stay black.

Groom a kiss, Lee.