The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 12/23/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #41

Episode Date: December 24, 2012

Danny B calls in with more stories about his brother. Duncan Trussell calls in to talk about his recent battle with cancer. This podcast is brought to you by Onnit.com Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount. Streamed live on 12/23/12.

Oh shit. Here you go, motherfuckers. Another fun-filled episode of Church of what's happening now. Hit it, Lee! What? Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Sunday, December 23rd, two more shoplifting days. What more?

Before the holidays. Here you go, motherfuckers. What? Lee Syatt, the flying Jew, Joey Cocoa Diaz, the church of what's happening? Hit it Lee! Wiggle Lee. Let me see you do that. Come on, what are you doing?

Oh, shit. We got ourselves little fucking shoulder camera. What you got next to you? We got a little Ali cat there next to you doing her thing. Watch her. She's my chubby little cat who I love to death. I don't know how she gets that chubby. Not like she's out at night eating fucking cheeseburgers or whatever.

Hit it a little bit more. Go what? Oh, shit. Lee. Do it, cocksucker. What's happening, Lisa? Yeah. Not much.

Ellie hasn't said hi to me before this. That's right. She's a cute little girl. She's new. She's got the anger of her fucking father. Her father was the samurai. Really? Yeah.

When you grab her, she'll growl at you. But she sleeps with me until... Last night I didn't grab onto and she fucking left pissed off. Plus, I farted under the blanket. She was like, I got to go. Sunday, December 23rd, you bad motherfuckers. Thank you for being here. I love you guys with all my heart.

Lee Syatt did not take the fart to the face on Friday night the end of the world show. There's many reasons why the girl showed up, but he was embarrassed. No, she didn't. She did. Don't believe on me. Dead, when I introduced him to Doug Stanhope's girlfriend, because Bingo had a chick that would fart in his face,

when she walked over to him, he almost fucking fainted. When I go, this is the girl that's going to fart in your face. Guys, he turned fucking pale. Because you should have seen the smile on her face. That's right. She would have been so happy to do it. That's right.

But I had to talk around him because she was crying and whatnot. So February, we're going to have a Valentine's show, or maybe my January 17 show at the Irvine Imprope. On a Thursday night, we'll get Lied to come. them down instead of testicle testing to fart in his face that night because I don't want him to go home with that smell of fart in your feet. Sometimes

somebody farts in your face and it stays on your skin for like four or five days. I don't want him kissing his mother with that smell on and, you know, maybe the black chick ate a fucking, you know, wild wings or whatever for the last three days that Kostlaw, fuck up your asshole. You're happy to be going home, brother? Yeah,

yeah, I'm totally going on. I'm happy. Everybody needs a little break to go home and fuel the fucking batteries. End of the World Show. fucking tremendous Lysayak came with me. You should have seen him. Like I said, he had the white pets. He had everything. He had a little bag with the antibacterial shit. When you're eating nasty, there ain't no

bacteria. You just eat that motherfucker. It's like liceol on your tongue. You know what I'm saying? But anyway... I think it's the exact opposite of Lysol. You're a fucking savagely. I love it. Besides that, the other world, the end of the world show was great. Stanhope was great. Fucking honey, honey. She is

a monster. Yeah. The band is a monster, but she really, really. It's like listening to Fleetwood Mac, Cheryl Crowe, and Pat Benettar riled up in more. That's how good she is. I was talking to Andy Bravo, and he's a big music guy. Oh, please. And I love, like, I haven't listened to some of their new stuff, but Evanescence, that's like a rock-y sort of thing. I love, I love girl singers.

Yeah, I love them, too. I've always loved, but this chick rocked. Oh, yeah, she was great. She fucking brought her. It's a great. I love Pat Benatar. I love Fleetwood Mac, so, I mean, she, for the first time I seen him on the Joe Rogan, experiment,

experience, I almost fucking died. I almost died. I couldn't believe that they made that much ruckus with the little they had. It's like watching ZZ-Z-Tah. There's only a guitar

and a drum. These motherfuckers don't give a fuck. You think of explosions going on or something like that. Yeah, and do you see the basses? The basses looked like a Jew. Yeah, he didn't get the talk to him. But he looked like a Jew.

Who's a Jew? Musicians are all Jews. Honey, my baby did not come. It should be here today. I woke up to my wife cleaning. That's always a sign of a fucking apocalypse or something like that. She was hanging up my ties.

I love my wife, and she's a great cook, but for the love of fucking Christ, you know what I'm saying? When I met, I had a force to take fucking showers at gunpoint when I first met her and shit. One shower a day. I got around three or four now, because for the love of fucking

Christ. She's half Indian half Irish. I love a cadet, but I didn't write the fucking book on showers or invent any of that shit. Irish people, I love you, but I love my wife. She's waxing things. She's cleaning. I got no fucking manners. That's what people know. I'll fart in your face.

Like, Lee. But we're here. That's it. Two days. This is what we work for, people. Year round for Christmas and New Year's what we do. What we do for. Yeah, and I want to say, I met some people, very nice people from, they drove down from, like, wine country. And what's... Love you, baby. Be careful. Don't forget to get good co-cuts, slice and thin. Take a look at the lobster tail. But you do. You're going to have that baby tonight, honey. I love you. Anyway, some people drove down from wine country. Some people from Orange, county drove off from the urban oven food truck and everyone was so nice. It was just, it was great.

We're going to take over people. That squad, we're going to, it's just a bunch of like-minded people that we love the arts, whatever they may be, we love to eat, we love to stay healthy, we want to live. That's it. We all have a hard-on for life. That's the quest from Dead Squad, just a hard-on for life. You do something with your life, you get up in the morning, and you love what you're doing. And that's fucking Lee this morning. Lee this morning, I get a message from Lee. I call him back, What's up, Lee? I got up at 4, and I saw that you put tomorrow, another fucking guy that didn't want to come over here. First of all, I didn't leave you a message.

I'm not that stupid. Second of all, at 4 in the morning, you say, podcast tomorrow. Your wife's pregnant. I think maybe she's having the baby. I don't want to come over here. I'm having a fucking baby. Don't worry about nothing. I did the laugh at you last night, 1245.

And guess who showed up last night? The Armenian crew from the Ice House. No way. The young guys who I love to get that. We're going to go out and get sushi on Thursday, not a dragon sushi in North Hollywood. If I don't have the baby, I'll probably do a spot across the street at the harbour. I'll tell you what really happened last night. That was fucked up.

That's why I was online at 4 in the morning. That's why I was online at 4 in the morning. Because you know when I get home from doing the spot, I usually smoke my vapor pan and maybe drink some, take my vitamins. Yeah, you're usually asleep by 2. Yeah, I go to sleep. But last night I was driving home and I got off on Laurel Canyon. I took the canyon over.

And I drove on Riverside. I was a little of a taco. Oh. I took a Lee listened, man. Look, I've always told you. you motherfuckers. I am 400 pounds, not because I eat shit. There's no shit in my fucking life. If I take it to eat some, it might be shitty, but it's the best of the shit of that category. It might not be good for you, but it might not be good for you, but I don't like a lot of bad

shit. Like, I've never taken you to a bad place like that. It's left to time you order the fucking ravioli on your own cuck. So don't blame that shit on me. You don't see me order in ravioli. Don't fucking order the ravioli. So there's a little spot on Fridays and Saturdays. And whenever I do comedy, I love it. I love going out during the week to do comedy because on the way back, I listen to Nicky Sixth. Okay. On his radio stuff, the Sixth Sense, great fucking show. But

during the weekends, I like going out because I know on Friday and Saturday, A, my wife is pregnant. And B, I can stop at the hot dog stand with no guilt. This is too Mexican. There's a couple. Fucking great couple. Great. I've been going there for two or three years. Ever since I moved up there, I discovered them. I don't like the hot dogs as much

when my wife is pregnant. I took you because we were hungry after the show. Yeah. I usually just get a taco. Just to talk to them. The pork ones? Look at the carne. Karnitas, whatever. The Karnayasada.

He's got Karnia'sada, chorizo with potato. I don't know. The fucking hot dog was great. Oh, it's delicious. It's a Mexican hot dog. It's a hot dog with bacon around it. You can't lose. It goes right to the fucking heart. My heart's still stinging. And they do.

And I always hate when people do bacon. And I saw your wife did it the right way, too. People do bacon and it's like not, like, I like it really crispy. I like it. That guy had it on the griddle for probably 20 minutes. And it would. Oh. I love grilled hot dogs.

And then caramelized onions and some mustard. And then I put some of the, what is it? The green sauce. Pico de gallo. Did you really? Oh, that was that's what it smelled. I'm telling you guys, you have no idea. So I went over there.

I was going over there to meet DiAgostino, the manager from the Ha-ha, a nice young kid. And Lee, you know where you, Riverside, you're driving down this like that? That's a hunger. There's a Starbucks. It's like five corners. It's at the park. Yeah, with a drive-thier. Under that bridge, there was a kid smoking a cigarette.

You know what I? And I was at the light, and I just happened to look at him. And he wasn't, he was light in something. He wasn't smoking crack. There was a cop in the corner, so I knew the kid wasn't smoking crack. He was just getting out of the rain. You know, it was raining last night. Yeah.

So I went down, and I went to make the left to go off the side street to the Ha-ha and the hot dog guy to sneak up on the hot dog guy behind. And, uh, and, uh, Something just triggered me about that kid. I was like, that's the weirdest thing. That kid's out there in the rain at 1-15, just smoking a cigarette under the fucking... I didn't know.

So I said, let me turn back. I didn't want the kid to think that I was some pervert, you know, driving around, like, the ones that we mugged when we were kids in North Bergen. I made a you trying to pull up for the kid, and I go, hey, man, I'm Joey Diaz. I just want to say hello. He looked at me, and he was what? And I go, listen, man, do you need anything? and I pulled my car over.

He looked at me like if I was fucking crazy, you know. And I got out of the car and I got like five or six feet from like to tell you was like 17. And I go, what's happened? Man, he goes, nothing. He was kind of weird. And I go, you're drunk or some? You're drinking? You party?

And he goes, no. I don't know what. Guys, I usually mind my fucking business. Lee knows. Yeah, I'm surprised. But something struck me to say something to this kid. And I go, what's happening? He goes, ah, nothing, you know, just walking back.

But I looked down the floor and he had like a bag with him. A bag of clothes, you know? And I go, did you just move to California? And sure enough, he had left Arizona. You know, I didn't get into it. He goes, nah, I just want to quit high school. My parents signed me out. I didn't want to live at home no more.

So I took a bus and he wants to be a computer guy, a camera guy. Okay. A camera operator or whatever. And it was weird because he couldn't have been a day over 17, you know. I looked at him. I didn't want to ask him, like, where he was staying. You know, I can't, I got no room for nobody here. All I could do is help you and talk to you a little bit.

So I just talked to him. And the more and more I talked to him, I thought about myself at 19. I thought about myself wanting to do more with my life and being helpless, not having the funds, not having a job, you know, and stealing and doing drugs, because I didn't have what I wanted to get to the next level of my life. And he reminded me of,

of 1983, 84, when I came out here and tormented my uncle and tried to, you know, he had to hold me at gunpoint. I tried to rob him. It reminded me of a kid that had a lot of heart but just didn't have the tools to put it together, you know? Well, you dropped out of high school for a semester or something, too. Yeah, I dropped out for like three or four months, but then I went back and I stayed home for two years. I thought I had it together. But it came a point where even the drugs were to fill in this gap because what I wanted was, I wanted to do something of my life. I didn't really want to do what I was doing.

You know, nobody wants to be mugging people or fucking doing drugs when you're doing them. It's just, it was at that point in my life, I wanted more. And it was a, and I just kept talking to the kid, and I talked to him for like an hour. I took his name, and I told him where I usually hang out if he needed some.

I just reached him in my pocket. I think my wife gave me a hundred bucks yesterday and went to the bank, and I think I had like 55 left, and I just gave it to him. I said, you know, there's hotels around here. I go, look, I would love to ask you if you want to ride away.

whatever, but it ain't going to help you. You know, it ain't going to help you. You know what you're doing. When you get to that point, you know what? You want help, but you want to be alone because you want to figure it out. It was just really, uh, I came home. I couldn't sleep. I had the hot dog with DiAgostino.

I had the taco. I talked to DiAgostino for a while. I told me about the ha-ha. I'm talking about my schedule next week. And pretty much, I just came home, and I thought about it. I thought about how I felt at that age. When I, I remember taking a fucking, uh, I got a lost settlement. right from faking this fucking accident

yeah me and slyrence heavy slyrence this jew that was fucking uh all he did was find places for people to fall he would go to supermarkets and see if the anything wasn't a bottle you know like in glass and he would break it and see if he could slip on it like how long he could take this guy was a genius that's all he did and he worked closely with an attorney and he worked closely with a jew attorney he worked closely with a chiropractor and

doctors and they would set up injuries. So let's say he, Silanics in the daytime, his job was to find holes in the ground, little bumps in the floor that your foot could get caught. And he would come to you. And for a flat feet, he would get like 300 to set it up. So all you had to do is tell Scylonic you wanted to sue somebody. And for $300, Sionis would get it all set up. You sued you, he'd drive you to the hospital to get the initial report.

And the next day he'd drive you to the doctor and it was out of his hands. the doctor would set up the whole The attorney's office Would set up the whole fucking deal for you That's crazy Now do you Not that you're not a nice guy But I'm surprised you stopped

Do you think you would have stopped If A he wasn't younger And B since he's young Do you think your wife being pregnant Had something to do with it? I don't understand the question I'm too fucking stoned right now I stop because

I stop because I never stopped And I should stop More often from time to time you know the fucking foundation for life is when you're a kid that's when you gain your trust for people that's when you gain a lot of the shit that you uh at 17 i didn't trust anybody so i didn't want nobody coming around me unless i fucking knew you so before i went back there i thought of all those things yeah i thought of all those things i didn't trust anybody something happened with this kid that he wanted to do this something the father and him argued the mother a girl

something a buddy something must have happened i didn't get into it but it was just very weird talking to him, Lee, and talking to him and seeing so much of me in him. And what did I see in him? Not aggression or not somebody that was cool. I seen vulnerability. I seen a hole in his game. I seen the pain that he had. He was the frustration. He just took

me back to that, so I came home and I couldn't really lay down. I tried playing with the cats, and I just kept thinking of after I sued that guy. And I remember that I was headed, you know, this is a true story. This is how fucking Leo always says to me, how do you not plan stuff? because by 85, I already knew that you live by the day.

Yeah, you can have your long-range goals, and you can have whatever the fuck you want to do, but pretty much you live for the day. You know, in my world, I live for the day. And I'll never forget that. And I'm not fucking kidding you. When I got on that plane to Colorado in June or July 1st of 1985, I'm telling you, Lee, it was a flight to Denver.

When I got on that plane, I was headed to Colorado Springs. when I got off that three-hour flight, I was moving to Boulder. Yeah, you told me somewhere on the plane. Somebody on the plane. A black guy was like a pimp black guy. He's like, you don't want to move to motherfucking Colorado Springs with those GIs and shit.

You want to go to Boulder and slings some dick. I mean, this guy was crazy. But that's the reason why I went to. I made my decision of my life on that fucking plane. I was just getting on a plane to nowhere. I didn't know where the fuck I was going. But I knew I couldn't live where I was living. I know that I wouldn't last to,

the age. I knew if I would have stayed North Perrigan, I would have been dead by 26, or I would have been in prison for life by 26. I would have got 20 years or something, which pretty much you're not dead, but you are dead. Because after 20 years, you just get institutionalized. As a matter of fact, Danny B is calling today. I got another surprise call at 10 o'clock, but that's what we're talking to that kid reminded me last night.

It was just seeing what I'm about. just seeing what I was about, and how I turned it around to a way that, no, because I'm still scared. Yeah. I'm scared every day when I fucking wake up, you know? Every day. You think this could be the last day,

or this could be the day when I figure out I'm a fucking moot, or this could be the day when I drive and, you know, I run a stop sign or whatever. I know my life is daily because I know how fast your life could change. Yeah, that. You know, I know how many times I was going to eat lunch and I had to get arrested on the way.

And those people are still sitting there waiting I mean, what the fuck is this guy? But that was 30, you know, 30, 20 fucking years ago and all that shit happened. So that was it. Taking a bus at 17. Like, when I remember being that age and it wasn't too long ago for me, like seven years ago.

And I thought, like, I thought, like, in my head, I was old enough for that. But looking back, if I had to pay bills and be on my own at 17, I don't, I mean, I would have found it, like, I don't think, when you think, when you look back, you're like, oh, I couldn't do that.

But when you're face. with it. You have to do it. You gotta do it. But it's just that's scary. It's like when I see a 14, 12 year old kid, when I see a kid and I know the parents in the middle of the conversation, I go, how old is your kid? And I'll say he's 15. I'll look at the kid and go, you know what? When I got dropped, that's how old I was. When I got, my world was dropped on me.

Yeah. Like, could I really handle that? No. I look at these kids in a 14 and 15 and see, and I think about it, you know, I got the bomb dropped on me, and I'm not tapping myself in the back. I'm just stating a fact. At that age of 14, there's no way I shouldn't have shot up a post office.

There's no fucking way. There's no way when I see a kid my age at that age that, you know, when my parents died, I was forced or whatever. I wasn't forced to do anything. I chose to do my decisions. I'm not going to lie to nobody. When I was 16, whatever.

I look at these kids and I go, was I ready? Would this kid be ready? right now. Fidel! Knock it off, Cocksucker. Fidel's attacks Harry from time to time. Fidel's a sweet cat. But every once in a while, he just forgets.

He's fucking six... Fidel! I'm watching you, cocksucker. So, uh, it's just really weird the things you can't handle. Like, there's no fucking way. I'm telling you. I look at these kids. There's no way if you would have fallen that drop to... You know, I told that story at the storytellist. Ari's thing here, and I was telling a story

about beating up Santa Claus. on Christmas Eve in Jersey with a bunch of us. We hit him with a snowball, Bobby Bant, the vannichick and those guys. But the story, the sadness to that story was the night before. That was one of the first Christmas Eve. I was without my family.

And I didn't want to go to the Bender's house. I'm going to forget this. I didn't want to go back to Bender's house. And I went to the Mental Lands Inn. And at that time, how I made a living was, being this kid Brian, he worked at a bank, and he got this check cash for me. And we made like 20 grand apiece.

I've told that story. Yeah. And that was when John Lennon got shot and all that, which is fucking amazing. That happened back that long. What was I talking about? The night before. And I remember I'm about this strip club. This dirty fucking strip club.

This girl is sitting on a Galliano bottle. This is the metal man saying, here I am in a room full of fucking men. And I'm 15 or 16. I'm looking around and these women getting their pussies eating in the back. Like the VIP in this thing wasn't couches. it was chairs. It was just regular, disgusting chairs. Like the one I'm sitting on.

And women, you pay them money, and they suck your dick, and you eat their ass, and these dirty stripper chicks. You know, they were all like jembers, you know, they were all dancing. They all sucked a thousand cocks by that age. And here you are eating their pussy with no fucking mask on, a little preservative on your tongue and nothing like that. You know, it was just nasty.

And I remember one of the bikers came up there. He goes, you know, I got met us. And those days they used to call it speed for stuff. And I had sold black beauties. In those days, I made my money selling black beauties, and I would go to East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania, to the college day and I'd buy acid. What are black beauties?

Black beauties of speed. Oh, those are diet pills. Oh, okay. Initially, there were pharmaceutical fucking diet pills that the government would give you. But then we'd get out into the hands of criminals like me and my buddies, and we'd sell them, and wrestlers. Yeah.

So we used to get black beauties and Christmas trees. Christmas trees were red and green with little capsules, little capsules with little pellets in them like the other diet pills and I would get them for I would get a thousand of them for 35 bucks but I would sell 100 of them for 35 bucks I'm selling for a dollar a piece

How did they get them for 30 for the little? Who knows? What's worth the question? You just buy it and you sell them But I would get a thousand of them and a jar, 35 dollars I would sell a hundred of them I would sell a hundred of them

for 35 bucks So after I sold the first 100. I was in the profit. I was already in my fucking profit. I was already in my... Ten times profit. That's crazy. 10 times. And I would sell him to wrestlers. Yeah. To the high school wrestlers. To all the wrestlers around

that he needed to cut weight. That's what I would sell him. My big business was wrestlers and fat jakes. And how long would it take you to go through a thousand of them? Three or four fucking days. That's it? Holy shit. I'd come back. I'd go to East Strausburg. Every Saturday, me and a kid Nick Beaumonti would drive to East Drowseburg, Pennsylvania, he'd take me to these

fucking kids' house off the campus that they were like Jewish kids and they were supposed to be like 20. They were in their senior years for the last 20 years. They had white hair. I'll never forget the one kid that struck me weird at that age, that they already had white hair from, because

there were, what do you call those people, but don't leave the house? Shut in? Shut it. And they just did ask it, and listen to Zeppelin and Black Sabbath and the Beatles and Floyd and Emerson, Lincoln, Palmer. And we go up there every side of that, 10 o'clock and bring them thousands. They were chemists.

Bring these kids thousands of fucking dollars. They would each, every week they would make and they weren't, they were the original nerds, but they were cool nerds because they made like every week they made like Led Zeppelin acid or this

and they knew how to make the different strains on paper and the little tablets. I mean these motherfuckers were geniuses and their shit was stronger and stronger every week. We would go up there on Saturdays. I'd come back by Saturday night. Saturday night I would know I wouldn't get demand for ups

because my week wouldn't start until I went to the high school. On Monday? I would make my business. I would go to high school. That was the main reason why I like going to school because I would make money. As soon as I got to the school, there was three chicks that came up to me. I wanted 20 ups. I loved when you bought 20 ups for $20.

You pay me a dollar apiece with something I'm paying a quarter of a fucking penny a piece. If I sold mescaline, I got mescaline for $90. for 100 hits. Okay. So that means it's 90 cents. I would sell it for $3. I'd make $2.10 on each of them. So I'd go to school and send 20 hits of mescal,

and I already made $30,000. Jesus. The fact that you, in your entire life, you only did, other than, like, small ones, you only did three years. Because you were going to fuck, you were crossing state lines to buy drugs. In those days, man,

it wasn't as, it didn't get as publicized with people pulling people over until cocaine came along. Okay. Once that route from Miami to New Jersey came, I'm going to pull you over and look for what? I don't even know what the fuck I'm looking for. Look for what?

That East Trousburg, Pennsylvania thing, was just a couple of hours from North Bergen. And we would make it into a hamburger run. There was a hamburger one. Let's go for a hamburger. And that's what you really do. You're not going to get drugs. You're going for a food run.

You're acting like it's a food run. You're not drinking. You're not in there smoking pot. You're going to, what are you guys doing? Hi, officer. What's up? Nothing. We went to get a burger.

and on the block at that fucking place. You guys came all away from the Jersey. Yeah, this was way before Discovery Channel or Food Network. This was way before Anthony Bordane would go. The word got out. That your place had great burgers and you were in New York State or Pennsylvania. And we go, listen, let's go up there, get some burgers, get the rappers in the car. Holy shit.

And bring back fucking a pound of weed or whatever the fuck we do. We take rides to Camden. We go into that. And then Harlem came. Once fucking Harlem got popular like that for drugs, we were in there all the time. It's a 10-minute drive into Harlem. If we go to the Lincoln Tunnel, if we go to the Lincoln Tunnel, it's a 10-minute

drive over the Lincoln Tunnel, then up to West Side Highway, and if not, we go through the bridge and shoot over, and I was still in Harlem. By the way, talking about Harlem, I got a great fucking, I want to give a shout out to somebody's morning. Harlem, motherfucking Debt Squad, the Harlem

Division, El Domenico, running shit up there in fucking Harlem, like Carlito's way, and 95. fucking four. You hear me? We got a Dead Squad now in Connecticut, Harlem, Kansas. We got the chapters opening up everywhere. Harlem, I will be up there. You get your fucking,

you get your people straight. And I'll be up there when you fucking Puerto Rican, Dominican motherfuckers up there in a couple months doing a set, something. So get a social club going. Let's get this motherfucker on fire. I want to give a shout out. Let me get some more shoutouts to these crazy motherfuckling before Danny comes before I forget.

How about station number 15 at New Orleans? GW. Barry, I love you, motherfuckers. I know you're down there listening, firing people, getting ready for Katrina. Whatever the fuck you're doing. I love you guys. And by the way, I will be at New Orleans, not doing comedy. I'll be filming a fucking movie down there.

I'll be down there after March 11th rocking, so I'm going to try to put something together. I'll get the dates for you guys. So hopefully I'll come by the fire station, and we can talk about fires and Jewish lightning and how to stop a Jew, you know what I'm saying? All right. How about a fucking big round of applause to my man, Jacob Herring.

Jay Garza over there. Kyle Souser, stop smoking, cocksucker. Jamie White. Paul 3, T.C.K. Chris Colton Burnett. Joey Palobo. Over there, UPS. Get your shit together.

Joey Palobo. How about Jeffrey Marzam and Dave Wilder? You know, I love you. You're always there with me. banging it out. And that's all I got for you. How about a shout out? Let me tell you something.

Again, I've been trying this shit, guys. I was telling Rogan at the end of the world. I go, Joe, listen. You know, when I first go to the house, and he would go on his podcast, and he would do a 20 minute about the piss cup, the thing you jerk off in. What is it called? The flashlight.

The flashlight, I thought he was fucking crazy. And then he would go crazy on Alphabrein. He would fucking alpha brain this. If you don't like it, you get a money back guarantee. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He was like fucking crazy. He drove me crazy. I started taking Alpha Brain.

And I got to tell you, that's when I stopped smoking physical referee. That's what I switch. over to the motherfucking vaping. You know, like, Joey, why are you being such a fucking girl? Why are you being such a fucking gay cocksucker? Why? Because I'm trying to save my lungs, I can chase my little baby whenever the fucking decides to show up.

Today's the day, I'm going to tie up the wife and fucker like a savage and put Mexican food in a till the fucking baby sweats it out. I want to have this kid Sunday, Monday, or Tuesday, so I'm back Wednesday, ready to work. Leo will be gone for a week. We'll be getting shit together. We got a lot of shit coming up

in 2013. I'm happy you motherfuckers did everything you could for me in 2012. Thank you, you know, from the bottom of my heart. Me and Lee, thank you. We've done everything together from day one. But what I was talking about, Joe Rogan would say, if you don't buy the product, go get the chemicals that are in it and put them together and take it.

That's how much he believed in Alphabrain. I took it, and I pulled him aside, and I said, if you have an addiction, there's the way to go off with Alphabrain. If you want to push it from that angle, how do I know? Anyway, I spoke to his partner, Aubrey, who I love with all my heart, happy holidays. And he told me that he wanted to do some biscuit.

I had spoken about the product before. The protein powder is fucking phenomenal. Listen, look, protein powders, whatever the fuck they're in them. The hemp protein is delicious. It's great for you. You know, if you can find protein powder somewhere else, whatever, God bless you. It's not going to be the flavor that this guy's put together on it. That's one thing.

But I tell you what I've really got for a moment. Half of you, motherfuckers, you know, my shirt guy calls me up the other. He's like, Joe, we haven't sold no small mediums, not even large. I said, listen, douchebag, our people here are all fat fucks. Lee's a fucking savage. I'm a fucking savage. You know, birds of a feather flock together. I guarantee 50% of you people who watch this are a little on the chubby side.

You know, and that's just the way fucking life is. I, you know, but we're all trying to get better. We're all going to become healthy fat fucks. That's what we're doing in 2013. We might be 50 pounds overweight, but we're flying through the air. We're doing sidekicks for Jesus. We're smoking refa, the whole fucking deal. Okay.

Those strong bone pills, the glycumene and the lysamine with the strolium in there to build your bones or whatever. I went to kickboxing three times last week. The other night, was I not walking a little fucked up? I thought your knee was messed up again. That's because I go and I don't fuck around.

This is not a girl's kickboxing class where you throw a little kicks. This is Muay Thai with a bunch of fucking Asians and they got body bags and they're punching you and hitting you in the fucking head. I got to wear a mouthpiece. I ain't fucking around down there. I love this shit.

I want to get healthy. If I get healthy, you guys, we all get healthy together. we're all fucking slinging dick to the end of time to get at least gonna slink some dick last week. His mind is gone already. No, it's not. He was walking around with hot pants yesterday.

His dick was halfway hard. He has been whacking off thinking about this broad for less. Anyway, none of the fucking business. But you know why? Because he's taking new mood and it gets your dick fucking hard. But besides the new mood,

besides the alpha brain, besides the hemp protein, if you're heavy and you're going to start an exercise program, don't even wait until the fucking 30 first. Start it today. But follow the fucking door. Get strong bone. Just one fucking time. Go to the fucking onit.com, get strong bone.

Put church in there. That's all. Give it a shot. Start with that. You know how I always say, you know, if the pork fried rice ain't good, why fucking get the shrimp and lobster sauce? Ah, same fucking thing applies to this. Start with the strong bone.

Go to the fucking thing. Go to audit.com or the strong bone. If you're a fat fuck and you want to walk around a little bit, you want to push the envelope. You know, somebody called me out there. They hit me on Twitter like Joey. I want to start getting healthy. Do I do yoga or fucking Tai Chi?

You do everything, cocksucker. Tai Chi yoga, scuba dive. You eat ass with no fucking flavoring. You do whatever you need to fucking do so you figure out what works for you. But the number one thing that you can do today is walk. You're going to say, but Joy, when I fucking walk the next day, my feet hurt, my feet hurt, hey, my fucking feet hurt too

and my knees hurt. Whether I get on the bicycle. People like, get on the bicycle, swim. All that shit's going to hurt at first. I'm just trying to tell you how to avoid all this pain. go to fucking onit.com get the strong bow, get a small thing of hemp protein, 16 grams of protein

I think it's 19 grams of five you'll be farting all fucking day tremendous and that hemp protein it's like refa and fucking rotten ass coming out of your asshole forget fucking Fabriz and all this shit. You got your own Fabriz coming out of that fucking muffler, you know what I'm saying? Lee Lee Lee, Lee, what the

hit me with a song, Lily, something. You want to do a... Roovers in the heart, Lee, let's put some music into these motherfuckers. I've been talking too much like I've been small, snort and dope. How about a shout out to my man the fucking my little gay arbar. I love this guy. Y Alberto Martinez and shit. You know what I'm saying? He's starting his own business. But there was one guy, Constantine, you know, I love you.

There was one guy. M.B. Leaf Girl, you sexy motherfucker. Lees on the hook up with you this week. And we're going to have a good fucking time. Michael Costa. I don't know what fucking sight. All right. Stop with the questions. These motherfuckers, they want to ask you. Where's my boy right there this morning throwing on some sounds? Aris. A. I love you, motherfucker. 17.

Hit it. Hit it, Lee. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. D. Bam! Oh, shit. This is you, Lee.

This is what it's all about, baby. It all starts to get fucking hard. If they ain't in there, that ain't gonna work. Hit it, Lee. Interrupted by the call of life. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. It's my man.

Man name, DB. What's up, you dirty cock suckers? You know me over here with the flying Jew trying to put the pieces together. How's Gary feeling today? It's funny that you said that. He is now on his way back to my mother's house, but he likes to call that lockdown

because I'm in a big-ass house. When he's there in Keynesburg, it's like a little huffle. So he's a little bit, but he's good. He's hungover. He cooked down some tequila, pukech like old times, hit on some females.

And we had a Christmas. party here in Allentown. He's got a three-day pass, a little furlough, if you will. Had a good time. It's good spending a Christmas, what I'm called. But he's out of his fucking mind, though. Hey, man, he sounds good. I got to be honest with you.

When I spoke to him, hey, listen, he's crazy, but he sounds like he's at peace. He did his time. You know, he's like the guy in Goodfellas. He did his time. Now he's going to, he's home. He's going to get what he's got to get. That's it. Let me tell you some.

He's in a hurry, though. That's my Lincoln time. I love Gary. You know, growing up, I had five siblings. and he was the only one that I really got along with. So I'm definitely concerned about him. I love him. I hope that he does the right thing.

He's 43 years old, spent his whole life in jail, basically. But, you know what? It's a tough shot. You know, it's a long shot, but I hope he makes it, man. Let me tell you something. If you were away for 20 years and you got out, you'd be in a fucking hurry, too, Danny. I know that. But you know what?

He's got to, all he's got to do, you know, I make coin. I make a good living. I can help him out. He's just got to get off probation so he can work in my line of work. You know what I'm saying? He's got two years to buy time, and then he'll make a couple of hundred grand a year with me.

So he needs to just settle down, do his two years, come to Pennsylvania, work with me, and he'll be fine. He can run money back and forth to Vegas for me. Whatever he's got to fucking do, he can do. You know, so that's just a matter of him getting there, pal. you know, and I take a lot of blame for him spending so much time,

because you know he always wanted to be like me and our crew, we always had it going on, hustling, and he was always in the background, you know, and the difference is, Coco, I had a bottom line he didn't. You know, I knew when I drew a line, he'd in, he went to the next level, and the rest of his history. I mean, you talk, I talked to Tim Donagie about how the NBA fixes games, all that shit, you've had both of them on your show. I'll tell you what, Gary Storkeye.

stories about prison are way more interesting. He'll keep you there and you'll be like, oh my God. And the shit that he had to do, I mean, which fucker ate people's faces off and actually digested their skin just to make a statement? So not only did he bite your face, he chewed it up and

he'll shit it out a few hours later. I love it. I fucking love it. I love it. He's in the neighborhood. I love that I got that fucking patois around me that bite your fucking face. I love it, Danny B. It's the Lord's Day. With two days from fucking pissment. Go ahead.

It was good. Honestly, man, it's so cool to see him. You know, and so long he's been locked up. You know, he's not right in the head, but yet there's a part of him that's intelligent. Very intelligent. But they're still, yeah, and then it's a part of him that he's still so childlike because he missed his youth, you know, Coke. And I just do, I want to hug him.

I hug him all the time. I just did just the right thing, you know. It was easy for me to drift back into that world, and I didn't, but I was a little stronger, I think, mentally than him. And his drug, his drug shit was a lot more intense than mine. You know, we did our shit. We fucked our, listen, we broke Dawn more times than I can remember. But Gary broke weeks, you know.

You used to call me Moon Daddy. Gary was on five, six-day benders at a time, you know. No sleep, weapons, robbing shit, breaking into McDonald's. You know, so he went to distance, brother. Hey, listen, I got a role for you, man. We're going to get this Donegie movie going. You know, Charlie Sheen's going to play Tim Donegie. All right.

You're going to play Jimmy the sheep Batista. All right. I'm going to play Tommy, Tommy Martino. Now we just got to get somebody to direct it. What do you think? All right. We'll find the director out here. I got Lee Syatt right over here, ready to fucking go.

He's got his little fucking directors cap on. He's ready to rock. It was interesting talking to Gary. You'd be the perfect sheep. You'd be Jimmy the sheep. Oh, no, no. I love it. But one more thing about Gary.

It's funny because, you know, I was telling, you know, Danny, at 14, think of the things we would do. doing. Think of how pathetic it is. At 14, we were doing the things, and we were seeing the things. 14-year-olds don't do that. Think of what he was seeing at 14. When he was watching us getting high and Russo and steroids and me bringing guns,

he ate a half a bag of fucking mushrooms at 14. Do you know what that does to your psyche, dog? Do you know what that does to a person at 4? I was telling Lee, whenever I see a kid now, and I know the parent, I always ask how old your son is. And when he tells my son is 13, I think of all the things I was doing at 13, could that kid handle it today?

He'd have a nervous fucking breakdown. And I'm not saying I was better than that. I was just saying that I can't believe I'm still here, Danny. I can't fucking believe it. We were survivors. We talk about this. UI, a whole bunch of, we're not alone. You know, the whole group of us have to survive in different ways.

But, you know, some of us had more strength. Gary started very good. Actually, Gary was like eight or nine years old before he did cocaine. You know, and like I said, I take a lot of that blame because he wanted to be like me. He wanted to drive a fancy car and have nice shit on him, you know? But, yeah, but I don't know. I just think that he went to distance, but all of us had a rough life. You know, look at you.

Look at you. Look how fantastic you're doing right now. You know, it's a matter of just stopping and getting your shit together, you know? You know, me, I found this business, and it saved my fucking life. And it's been good to me. It hasn't been easy. It hasn't been easy. I lost $14 million collectively back in 2004 with a big gambling thing. Survived that.

It was easy for me to go in another direction. But, no, I stayed on course, brother. It's just about, you know, staying on course, just like I do every day. I couldn't even imagine being out there today trying to sling drugs at a bar or driving around with a kilo in my trunk. I could not even think about it. I'll tell you a sad story. I'll tell you a sad story. Last April, I had that running with Sabatino and Meehan,

and we're in Norbergen, one of the last sparkies, one of the last Faview Avenue. And next day I know, it's 2 o'clock in the morning, me as Sabatino were dropping some kid off in Seacorkers. I participated a little bit, I ain't going to lie, but I was like driving this 10-mile-an-hour ride to Seacawkers. It seemed like it took two days to get there. And all the case says, I'm a father.

I'm going to go with this smock. You know, driving around, God, we got back to my place, I locked the door. I said, what the fuck? Then I'm waking them up at 9 o'clock. So, it's your kid's birthday. So, they're still doing that, Coco. They're still fucking doing the same shit

that you did and I did back in 86, 87. You know, it hasn't changed, man. So we definitely ain't missing much, you know? I look at my kids today. They're like, they have the life of Riley. Eight-year-old, three years old. They'll never be exposed to that shit. I ain't going to let them,

and you don't let that happen as well. No, I know I got to. I got, you know, I know that a part of the things I did, I did because my parents did. And when your heroes do this shit in front of you, or you even have an idea that your heroes did this, what the fuck are you going to do? You're going to do it, too. It don't take a brain surgery to do that shit. You know, people think they're cool.

They smoke weed in front of their kids or their kids know what their dad smoke weed. Guess what? When it comes time to him, like at 10, he's telling you, no, he's not going to get high, just say no. But at 15, he's going to go, you know what? Let me just try it. My dad was old. bro, it all, you know, parenting. Yeah.

I'll be honest with you. I was the last one out of the crew to get high. You know, I didn't wait long. I was like 12. But Bobby Banta, Phil Pot, Paris. Remember Paris Pizziona? You know, Paris is out here. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I told you, I was in Paris the time he got caught. His neck got caught in the peep show. He was sucking the black chick's tit. And he didn't put enough quarters in the fucking slot. And the thing closed down on his slot. No shit. This is, we were, because, you know, Paris, Paris went to McKinley in eighth grade. A part of it got kicked out of a lot of school.

Right. So, Paris bounced around. Robert Fulton. Right. He was one of those kids. Good athlete, though. Tremendous basketball player. If you still talk to Paris, say hello to him.

By the way, guess who died the other day? It was on Facebook. No. I don't, I don't do the Facebook. Davey Thomas. Do you remember the Thomas family down by Lincoln School? I do. I do.

There was a bunch of them, right? Right. They were Irish. Yeah. And the one brother, he was the first guy to go fag-bagging, but he didn't beat the fag up on the boulevard east. He took the fag back to his house and tied him up. And the guy was a piano player for fucking Lawrence Welk.

I was telling these guys yesterday. That was the, that was Davey Thomas' claim to fucking fame. And he also fucked the Hindu chick. When Hindu chicks were nowhere, nobody was even talking to Hindus. This is back in 81. He fucked that Hindu chick at the high school. in the bathroom and they suspended

whatever day. 30 fucking years. It's 30 years. You know, I talk about, you know, I just the years winding down

another year going by. You look back and you think about those moments in life that was special that stand out. And for me, I'll be honest with you

it was the summer of 82 and Christmas season of 82. 30 years ago. I mean, Christmas Eve, 30 years ago, Ligio's house,

Joanne Ligio. Oh, when you bit Roger's ears? You were probably there. I was there with Holloway and Conti and, I mean, let me tell you something. I even did a special that I fucked up. I did a testicle testament, which I have on iTunes, that one man shows I do about certain situations.

I told Lee, I did one about the summer of 82, which I fucked up. I felt I fucked up. I didn't like it. But summer of 82, for me, it started November of 81, and it didn't end until April of 83. I remember I left to Colorado April of 83 and I fell asleep for three weeks and Danny I wish I'm telling you a joke I wish I was lying to you I lost 20 fucking pounds

because all I did was get to Colorado and I slept terrible because I didn't I was on point from November of 81 we were on point where you were getting I was probably getting 15 hours of sleep a week you know I started I'll be honest the military you know I was away for the three years I guess right It's left at 17. I was going to... So you guys were kind of already kicking.

Now, I shaking it a little bit. I was in Panama. I did my first cocaine in Panama back in, I think, in 81. And I was fucked just a little bit, but that was the real shit. I mean, for three weeks, I was higher off of one or two blast. But we're walking through the jungle getting hit with shit like, I felt good. But, no, I started a little later. I was the last one to smoke weed.

I was the last one to really do the cocaine, but, you know, but... Anyway, yeah, we survived a lot of shit. shit, man, but you guys were fucking nuts, though. We had fun, and you were always a fucking likable guy, Cope. Everybody loved you, you know, and that's why everybody's so happy for what you're doing right now, I mean, and the ones that ain't let them go fuck them. I don't even, you know, listen, I think of, you know, I've told my man Leevis, like the other day I was sitting there in the room high, I was smoking weed and writing,

and I was thinking about that, you know, at the end of the week, one day I'm going to decide to go back home. and in the back of my mind for some reason I thought about that it was still the same when we left which it really isn't but just to the times that we left it's not even work no it's horrible

don't even save your trip no no no no I don't know I'm just saying that I always thought that it stayed the way it was like corkies were still open we could still go to Christy Lorenzo's house and steal his coke when he hit it under the car outside and you'd see it

oh oh man that's that I remember I remember going over to the Buy a gram of Coke and finding... He had that fucking Red Barrett. Right. No, he had the Red Diamante. What was the name of that car? The Diamante.

The Deamonte. The Red Diamante. It was an Italian car. Bimanti, some Italian line. Piece of shit. He paid like 30, 40 grand for that car. I think he still hasn't his driveway. But he would... Those motherfuckers, you know, our Digger was supposed to call.

And he blew me off that motherfucker. So I had to fire him. I had to tell him not to lose my number. Digga, digger, digger, digger. I remember Bigger. I saw him and Kurt DiLorenzo at the Millennium Building in Miami Beach back in, uh, before I moved back to Pennsylvania, it was at 05. Yeah, it was like June of 05.

Yeah, we had a good time. It was the first time I saw those fellows in a while. I mean, I hung out with dirty curdie for a bet. He's just out of his mind. He's just out there. Talk about a space cadet. No coming back. But I had five.

I was like Bigger. He was always funny, you know? And, uh, but yeah, that town's not worth going back. No, no, no, no. I was down there in Wheakawken. What's up? No, no, I mentioned in the frame that nothing had ever changed, Louis. No, no, I got it.

I thought that, like, you still go back, and the only thing that has not changed that I heard is fucking better than ever is Rudy's in Clipside Park. I heard Rudy's. I was there, man. I was just fucking there. You went there, right? I put down some of the shrimp parmesan and calumari. Oh, boy.

It was just there. It's the best. The fucking colomar. The medium sauce. God. You know, I used to walk there. In 1982, in 1981, I used to walk there from North Bergen, the Rudy's with Rousseau, with Tommy Rousseau. We'd walk up there for Monday at football.

And they'd service beer. Tommy Rousseau. They'd service. They used to have. Yeah, they did. But the guys are still the same, the same bartenders. We were there a few times. You know what else is still good?

You know what else is still slamming? Callahan's is gone. But Hirms, the hamburgs, hot dogs, hamburger. That's still slamming. Hashways is still. gone, but there's nothing to me. And Chan's dragging in. They're still cutting up cats and rats

and dogs. And Romans. Romans. Oh, Romas. Charlie Roma. But that's my all-time favorite is that Chan's dragging in for the love of fucking Christ. Their egg rolls. Oh, the fucking mitis. Oh. The fucking mitas. I used to get fucking, we used to do a fucking mitai and a eight ball.

On my tie than another eight ball. It was crazy. A tie than two eight balls. And if you did a mitai, it made you go get an eight ball. It was the weirdest fucking thing. Like, if you're sitting there, All you didn't do is one. What was his name? Chucky, the Chinese guy. The Chucky, the Chinese guy.

He knew when you were snorting. He kept bringing those fucking things. He light cigarettes for you. That's a bar. That motherfucker retired. That motherfucker retired. I can't believe. You know what?

When I talk to you, I'd love to get us all together. You know, whoever's left in one area just for one night. I'm just fucking reminisce, lap, have a couple of cocktails, and whatever happens, happens. But just that one way. night because, again, 30 years ago, was the best time of my life. Favorite memory is heading down seaside, which is no longer there because of, you know,

what happened. Me and James in his broken down car, listening to Led Zeppelin, the immigrant song. I mean, whatever the hell, how old are that thing? Ah! Ah!

Right, yeah. So we're just, we're numb, of course, sneaking beards, and all of a sudden, in between notes you here. Okay, Patrick, Tell us, why did you kill the cat? And we're just looking at each other.

We're like, what the fuck? Tell us why you killed the cat. Make it easy on yourself. Meanwhile, it's Gary, my brother Gary, having his brother tied around a noose around his neck in my basement. Of course, my cat, Patrick killed my cat a couple of days prior. He killed it in the middle of the night, stepped on it because he didn't like cats. So they wanted a confession, and they needed evidence.

So they took a Led Zeppelin fucking tape, my tape. And meanwhile, they got the confession on the tape. And so in the middle of the immigrant song, we started, okay, Patrick Ward you killed him. And we're just like, look, and you don't remember. It was like the hit. And we're all like, and they got, oh, I killed him. I killed him.

And then my cousin Michael happened to be that because they left him to fucking hang. They kicked the milk cart now from underneath his neck. And Pee was fucking going to bangle on a pipe in the basement. But they rescued him, and that's how they got the confession on a Led Zepplin tape in the middle of the immigrant song. But it was funny as hell because we've played it. for everybody. We heard that thing 10 dozen times that weekend. And everybody, come, did you hear it? Did you hear the cast can tape?

Because it was so bizarre. Everybody's like, so what? It's the fucking leads up. And I heard this. No, shh. Just wait. Just wait. I won't go, go, go. And then he's like, hey, yeah, make it easy on yourself. Oh, okay. That was the best, that was the best, because the look on my, you know, the tape itself was funny, but the original look on James's face, when we looked across him and he was driving I said what the fuck is going on here and we died eventually it was sad because that

motherfucked killed my cat that was my cat since I was a kid so fucking kill I was sad but at the same time it was so fucking funny we played that tape until it wouldn't play no more man and then a few months later I ate the year you did the what? Oh you ate the ear you ate Roger's ear poor little Roger Rogers is getting married again

his wife died now he's remarried One of the nicest kids in the fucking world. His brother called me on Friday. Roger's wife died? Roger's wife died? I didn't know that. About two years ago, his wife died of cancer. And then he got, he got, he had a lump in his head or something.

You know, Roger's a tough, dear friend of ours. Roger turned out to be a very lucky that he's still told. You know, he's a born again. Like, he's a Christian and stuff, but he doesn't judge us at all. He laughs his ass off. I love him. You know, he and I became after that incident Because he was always a ballbuster, Roger, and I didn't know him that well at 20.

So I just didn't like what he was doing. I don't know how it happened, but after that, shortly after that, we became very good friends. I met his father, and his father explained how close to death I came for doing that. And, but then the father kind of told me why he didn't call in the dogs, because Mr. Holloway had some contacts, you know that. Right. So, yeah, and he found out he goes on, he's telling me the story, far as you're not fucking I'm getting this call that my son's he is missing and I'm

sending fucking heckle and jekyll looking for you you ever been heckled and jekyll that's when two big thugs come after you so uh heckle and jekle so uh yeah we became good friends ever i love you all you guys the memories i'll never you know forget you know john callin him he hung himself you know we he hung himself johnny call and yeah a long time ago coax because his father found out he was gay and then he couldn't live with the fact that his father was so good you know Mr. Cowan he had Eddie Cowan John Ballplayers he was a tough drunk you know and he was hard on his kid so he made John feel guilty for being gay and he killed himself he hung himself in one of those hotels on Tunnelie Avenue wow I'm sorry the one I think about

every day of my life my brother my you know I love runny with all my heart he was my blood brother and I loved the debt they were very close but you know who I think about every day you know who my real brother was. You know who breathed for me at one time? A man by the name of Glenn Conti. That was my brother growing up. I love him, yeah. I never got over to Glenn Conti. I called him about 10 years ago.

I was just shooting, analyzed that. And I called him up, and I said, man, I'm in New York City. I love to see and he goes, listen, before you go any further, he goes, that's not what my life's about anymore. He goes, I wish you all the luck in the world. And he goes, I can't do it no more. And I was very hurt for about 10 minutes, I know what we went.

I know that we'll still be friends in the next motherfucking life. I mean... You know what? He had... I heard that. Larry McNeil, the hat. You know, they call Larry the hat.

He told me the story how he, but kind of... I don't want to say a recluse, but he kind of shied away from everybody, and then he got back into the area for one night, and then he let his guard down.

He got fucking hammered, and then he was like, that's it. I ain't ever coming back. Right. I heard he'd done well investing in UPS. Yes. He heard he did well.

But I remember when the Giants beat that Patriots, the first Super Bowl, a few years back, I was at Abramowitz's house, and I was like, come on, get Conti, because Glenn and I were closed, because Glenn's grandmother and my grandmother grew up together. So we had that little bond, and we found that out as we were growing older. Oh, shit, I didn't know our grandmother's in the week. So we had a little bond there, and I actually used his name a lot over the years. We used stage names in our business as well, and I've always had that done. called himself Glenn Conti or Sabatino.

I always kept close to my, you know, past too, by using guys from the past, Sabatino, Conti. I talk about you now on the show, and I'm glad to I'm proud to, you know, so I never forget where we come from, but unfortunately, gosh, or fortunately, we got out of there, Cocoa, there's nothing left there, man,

except for Chicken Delight. Chicken Delight still there? Don't cook tonight. Everybody's name. Don't get, right? I remember Mike, Mike Donovan. Remember him, chicken delight.

He was the manager since he was like 12 years old. So instead of going to school, like 9-15, we'd stop in, turn the cookers on, fucking heat up some scallops and shrimp and fucking chicken breast and then going to the clubhouses.

Instead of going to school, we sit there smoke, we eat chicken delight and scallops, burning candles to keep warm, not realizing that we're probably killing ourselves. And then about quarter to three work our way out of the act and like we had a good day at school.

That was another good memory. Chicken to light and missing school. Listen. But, yeah. I gotta, I gotta, I gotta rock and roll here, but I know you got some bold picks we discussed last night. I want the people to go to your web page. I do.

I do. Because people are going to be off for the next two weeks. You got to make a fucking living, all right? These motherfuckers got to make a living in the next two weeks. Because you got the next two weeks off, right? Lee, they're not paying you. No. Lee's not getting paid for his fucking vacation.

So we got to let these people make a living while you're the next two weeks. You got anything for them you give them two bowl games or something? Right now, right now. I got locked in already in a couple of bowl games. Now, I'll make some more moves, and they can just check me out at Danny B.Wins.com. But right now, I'll tell you, off the cuff, definitely. I said this as soon as the line came out, jump on the Irish.

I got them at plus 10. Right now you're seeing minus 9 and a half, if you're taking Bama or, you know, plus 9 and get it up to plus 10, the Irish plus 10. I like that to be a lot of people disagree, but I expect that to be a high-scoring game. So I like, I think you're good The worst case scenario, you're split out

with the Irish and the over, but I like to go 2 and 0 on the title game with the Irish plus 10, and over 41. Buy the point half for point down. If it's 41 and a half, buy it to 41. And the orange ball, I think, Florida State slaps matters on Northern Illinois, the orange ball on the first. Florida State's at 13 and a half, minus 13 and a half. Try to buy it down

to 13, you know, 14, some 14s. But I like Florida. the state the rock and roll and the orange ball and again i make moves here and there you know sometimes least expected but those are two plays that i'm definitely moving on is the irish and florida state my friend what's up buddy there's a ghost here all right well should go shoot and what one of your guns i love you danny b i'll call you before the holidays cock sucker you know i love you all right oh listen hold on a second kids hey listen you have a great holiday your friend out there everybody out there just you know be cool and go get him you

30 cock suckers. What's the website to go to today? What's the website to make some money? DannyB.Wins.com. DannyB.Wins.com. DannyB.Wins.com. Check it out. Have some fun.

Everybody have a great holiday. And Coco, as soon as that baby comes out, give us a call. I'll call you. I love you, brother. Thank you for calling in. Love you, too, guys. Give my best of Gary.

Bye-bye, bye-bye, fellas. That thing are taping over with the cat confession. It was fucking hysterical. I told you, brother. These guys got. That particular group, those motherfuckers got stories for fucking weeks. For weeks. I got stories for fucking weeks.

Groovers in the heart. What happened? It got interrupted. What did you do? We're probably going to get interrupted again. Two days from Christmas hit it. All right. I love that fucking jam.

That jam always gets me to good movies. Do you start it over? Sure, whatever. I want to see you dance. You haven't danced all fucking days of me yet. You're going home. You're going to a fucking New England game next week. They might lose today.

They might not cover it. Oh, they're going to lose. Those motherfuck. Go, lose. Oh, shit. You're taking the girl. Where are you taking the girl? To the Patriots game.

Oh, shit. Oh, no, me. Oh, yeah. Let me see, I'm going to dance with him. Go out. Shout out to Dick Zayat. Down there in Florida, Guarded the fucking Truth.

Look at you son with the beard. He's making it happen. He's going to eat that ass. Mr. Syed. Hit it. Hit it. Be filled with satisfaction when we're done. Trifaction of what's become.

Hit a look. Oh, shit. Literally, winning, running some calories today, looking good, motherfucker. All right, baby, so we're two days away from Christmas. Yes, we are.

And who do you like today in the football fucking league today? Who do you like? Let's see. I think, you don't think so, but I think New Orleans and Dallas is going to be a good game. I don't know who's going to win. Tennessee Green Bay. How about the Texans giving nine to fucking the Vikings today?

How about? Dallas, given one to New Orleans and Dallas. How about, well, Philly just sucks. Look at New England, giving 14 points to Jacksonville, even though Jacksonville is the worst. I think the two games, well, there's three games in it. I like the Giants at Baltimore, because they've both lost a lot recently, so they need to win.

I like San Francisco at Seattle, which is the Sunday night game again, just because Seattle's been great, and San Francisco's been great. And then another game that should be interesting is Cleveland at Denver. Cleveland always sticks around. How about this game? The Giants against Baltimore. The Giants are given one. They lost two games in a fucking row.

So you can't even take the points because Harry, leave her alone. You can't take the fucking points because you got nowhere to run to your following. I mean, there's some games today. Me, I'm staying out of this mess today. This is a fucking nightmare. This is, if I liked anybody today, I'd take the, I'd take the game. the Jaguar is taking the 14 points. Oh.

I have nothing to lose. For a small 50, just to watch the game. The Jets, you can't even fucking watch anymore. Minnesota, Houston, Texans. One of the Jetsons. Texans are fucking tough at home. Yeah. 12 and 2, you know?

I mean, I don't know what the fuck they are at home. I guarantee they're probably undefeated at home or some shit. Minnesota's 8 and fucking 6. I don't see, you know, I don't see the beauty of a guy from Minnesota's going to break some records today or whatever. He's got the possibility. He has going fucking nuts. So that's a big line right there. I mean, today's a tough day.

You know, that's why thank God. Today I just hang out by the fucking club, see who wins money, playing pool, and fucking stab him. Do something there, you know what I'm saying? New England, Jacksonville, fucking over and over, 51. What am I going to do here? How are you going to fucking act?

It's two days from Christmas League. If you lose this week, instead of buying your kid a bicycle, you got to pay some fucking moot at a fucking diner on fucking Saturday. That's what I don't like. That's what I never liked about it. But we got a great week. we're just doing this podcast again tomorrow

and then we're shut down to like January. We'll let you know when. But do you people a fucking favor. I think did you see the you know, we didn't make and I'm not saying this shit to bus people's balls. The reason why I'm saying this is to as a family

what we've done this year together. We, myself and you guys. You know, we had the CD this year. We went number one. We had the testicle testaments. They made it to Billboard and it's thanked to you. you guys uh you guys already gave me a fucking christmas present this year and it was just uh bringing me back making me feel alive making me feel like a fucking stand-up and all started by me ripping a fucking hooker's wig off which is just amazing that's the name of the book taking the hookers wig off

because this we got this started you people like the honesty and whatever the fuck we talk about this week you know rolling stone i don't know if they ever printed that article they sent me an email or some shit saying that the writer was a to print a small reverb about it before the holidays i don't get rolling stone you know somebody calls me and says there's a great article rolling stone about the stones or the who or fucking some chick or something i'll go buy it and when i fly i read the whole rolling stone but i haven't flown so i don't know it was in there uh last week people were hitting me up joey what the fuck you know your cd didn't get put on the bag i didn't think it was going to be one of the best albums of the it was us fucking around

and brayer it's a good album i'm happy i put it out and i'm happy you guys enjoy it for five bucks week. I think Rolling Stone says one of the sleeper albums of the year. Really? Yeah, it was one of the sleeper albums of the year. So if you didn't get a, you know, what's the name of the album? It's either you or the priest. It's either you or the motherfucking priest that's going to be on iTunes again this week. And we got the documentary with a lot of people

are purchasing again on Amazon and on payloads. Payload. So if you didn't get that for Christmas and you want to send a download to somebody, you can do that. Me and Lee don't know what we're going to do next year. We're definitely talking about another CD, which I'm working on now. and another DVD, but the DVD, I'm so busy, you know, I just got this movie in fucking New Orleans. It's a long year.

It's a long year, but we'll figure everything out. But we're going to be here rocking motherfuckers. Oh, shit. The free world, like a bad motherfucker, but we'll be back here tomorrow. Like I said, you know, if you know somebody who's heavy and they want to get their life together and they just want to get a little healthy, because this is your fat doesn't mean you're unhealthy. We've never said that, you know, when I was 400 pounds,

I remember going to the doctor the first time. Before I went on weight once and him going to me dog, you're not unhealthy. You know, you are. I mean, but it's not like you're falling apart. There's no diabetes. There's none of this shit, none of that shit. He goes, you can stop this now. He goes, if you want to do the gastric bypass, is that the first one?

Yeah. And I was like, listen, I hate fucking needles and I hate doctors and I hate all that shit. Passed Dina Lena. So this is why I got into the thing because he said there was hope. You know, from the blow, I thought that my heart was just looked like an avocado. And he goes, believe it or not, your heart just has a couple of black spots from the sleep apnea. Because that puts more stress on your heart than the fucking... The blow.

So that's why I started getting healthy, because I thought I was doomed already. I thought once you're 400 pounds, you're fucking doomed. No, you're not. It's just the beginning. Your body's been walking around with that weight. It's getting that stronger. And you imagine if they take that weight off, it's like running around with a fucking weight vest on. You're brand-fucking new.

You know what I'm saying? What other songs are you? you got for me today, Lee. What other music? Play something. We have a... Oh, no, no, we were going to talk about the album. Yeah.

Fuck. I forgot about this. You know, it's really interesting that Danny today said that the best summer... It was for me. Listen, if I live in the past, it's 1982.

That's when I robbed the jewelry store. That's when I fucked the chick. I wanted to fuck with the most. I was in love with this girl for four years. I just wanted to fuck him to get it all with. And I fucked. Somebody sent me a picture on Facebook the other day. She's 300 pounds.

She's still fucking. beautiful not loving no more but i did everything that year that was on the list i robbed people i robbed the jewelry store we snorted blow i got my dick sucked it was just one of those years that everything clicked 82 was when it started i was on 18 month hair you know i was on it was funny because i was the end i was sitting i go on december 19 what the fuck did i do december 19 i was like man i got a job at this at this uh at this uh hardware store called boulevard hardware it's still there in Jersey. I forget the guy's name.

The family had a weird last name. They were Arab. But they were cool as shit. The sister was beautiful. Mohammed Zabib. Yeah, that was... No, no. That's my economy teacher. Anyway, but I worked there with a guy named Montesano. Montesano got me the job there.

And I took the job like two weeks before Christmas. I was working with Fernie, Basas, Sudo, and Glencanti. At some place that made stands. You ever go to Raubes or supermarket? You see like Entemans, donuts, no stands. And it was a mafia job. The guy that ran the thing was a friend of a friend, so he got us a job there.

And it was a no-show job, but he kept saying, listen. To get into the union for those 30 days, I need you to show up for the 30 days. After that, it's a no-show job. But if you show up for the 30 days, you just sign in, and you don't have to work. So we go to the roof to the top of the fucking thing,

and we'd set up boxes, and we'd play football. So we'd make, like, a fake defensive line, and I would go play off. I mean, it was fucking crazy. And then we knocked out one of the guys with that. One of the workers there with Senders. You ever watch Copeland? No.

You ever seen Copeland with De Niro and everybody. And there's a scene in there where they have a social club. Well, that place was a real little strip mall. We were kids. Frony Basas Sudo's father on the sandwich box. It was brought there called H&B Diner. H&B diner yet. And they used to have really the best pork sandwiches.

I mean, pork on Italian bread with that sauce. Nice. And a can of Coke. Oh, my fucking. It was fucking delicious. So, we would go over there at lunchtime, the factory was around the corner, and at lunchtime, we would go over there.

And that old guy and the black guy would give me a couple dollars to buy him a big container of Blackberry Brandy. And I would come back at town and he'd drink the whole fucking bottle. One day, he's like, I want to play football with you guys. So we've got to build more boxes. Right? So he goes, play down here. So the boxes, there was a wind open behind us, like a window.

I'm up in the football. fucking roof on the ceiling and I'm shooting the boxes at this guy and he would catch him down below it's like a 10 foot drop yeah so Conti would give him to me and I just throw him down and the guy would catch him out of the air and one of them the guy turns around he's a little drunk

he's like come on send it down Cuba he's a black guy and I send it down and the wind catches it and it's and I see him with his eyes open he's drunk and his eyes open because he lost it in the wind like some people lose the ball in the sun not this motherfucker he lost it in the wind

and he finally just clocked him right here and you could hear him go and broke that fucking bone he went down there was blood everywhere the fucking shop steward got mad at me it was the end after that Jesus Christ But uh

And the reason you bring it up is Because I got this job I got fired I didn't get fired But they were like dog We get you a no-show job And you break a little black guy's fucking nose And he was a sweetheart of a god

I always felt bad about that We took care of him after that And that But I got this job at the Boulevard Hardware and I was in there selling tools and I was doing a great job and in January 21st

of 1983 I took my first pinch. I gave my buddy Tommy Russo the rat some fucking checks and he turned them into the cops and the cops came and arrested me for fucking, I'm gonna shit. This is the shit I get I give Leah a fucking envelope

that comes back to defective fucking material he bought this with some Mexican downtown. The cops sucker. You're no good, Lee. You're no fucking good. Anyway, what the fuck is this shit? You got a call,

or I'm sitting here waiting like patience on a monument, cocksucker. Hello? Yeah. I know who it is. I'll play a song. Well, call the fucking number.

No, I text you a number this morning. You say I got to deal with it. What song you got for me? I was just playing that song just in case you didn't say the number again. Which one? Which one? I just playing Grooves. How many times you're going to play Grooves in the Huttley?

You're the worst fucking DJ. You're the same song. Three fucking times. You told me to play it twice. I don't know. And he's finished it. Because there's your boy. Who's this?

Oh shit. Direct from fucking Las Vegas. How are you, buddy? Hey, how's we going, man? You know, the church of what's happening now, while prayers and our thoughts are always with you, and everything worked out. And that's it.

We just wanted you to say hello and call up. and we had the guy call up the other day from Borkansett Sucks.com, and he talked to us, and I've been trying to get you on all week, and that's it. What's happening, Cogsucker? Man, almost Christmas, the world didn't in. Might be good. How are you feeling?

I feel great. I mean, the weird thing about it is I feel 50 times better than I felt in a really long time. You know, like, when you have cancer and you get it cut out of your body, if you actually feel better, which I guess seems like an obvious thing to say, but it wasn't something I considered when they were telling you they were going to chop off one of my balls. Unfucking believable, Duncan.

And when you called me, I was high, so I thought you were just breaking my balls a little bit, and then I called you back, and you told me. Who cares? You got two. Oh, my God, I was blown the fuck away, Duncan, when you called me, and I remember getting home. By the way, do you know what a release it was? Even though you thought I was joking,

you were just joking with me about it because the funny thing about getting tested any kind of cancer is that you have to call people and let them know and when you call people and I mean it makes sense but people get really worried and scared because you hear in their voice

like it summons up all kinds of different fears not just for you but for them because they're contemplating their own mortality all of a sudden and so it's just it can be off-putting so when you and I you and you're like you got too who cares it was really funny you know but yeah because it is also testicular cancer is the most treatable cancer there is i think one of the most treatable one

jesus duncan no you scared a lot of people a lot of people were concerned and uh you know duncan i got to be as honest i can with you i uh in 2006 i got the longest yard 2005 and uh after that i went into my own deep dark world because i thought things were going to happen and they didn't and I didn't see you for a long time you left the store and I didn't see you and you had a girlfriend or whatever and I tell you man, the last two years since I've been in contact with you

the quality of my life is a lot better so when you told me that you're feeling is neutral. Oh my God when you told me that it destroyed my insides for like 10 minutes then I thought about it and I said you know what man I have a friend that got diagnosed three years ago I cried I was worried

for a week this motherfucker called me yesterday he's making lobster bisque today. He's telling me how he's got these 20 lobsters and he's making lobster biscuit. Sometimes it's just a bump in the road that you're overcoming you come back super strong and I'm happy. I'm happy that you're here doing your thing.

It's not even, I mean, it's not even not big a bump. It's, it's, whenever anyone I know gets cancer, it's always a million, it's been a million times more horrifying than when I have finally got it. It's like, something on other people getting it is more scarier, but when you get it, it's like,

oh, this is just a, you know, this is, I've got it, this is a fight. It's like when you're in the U.S.D., and you get called by Dana White, and you've got this fight coming up, and you're like, oh, great, I'll take the fucking fight. Except in this case, it's the grim reaper, and they're cutting off one of your balls. But in the same way, it's just like, oh, okay, I can, I'll fight this because it's the easiest cancer to defeat, you know, which is, that's why I keep saying that, because I don't want people to get, upset about this. What I have

now that all the tests have come back is a 95% curate. That means it would be embarrassing to die from this. It would be embarrassing. People would be like, wow, you're an anomaly. How did that happen?

So, it's not really anything to worry about too much. And I feel great. And if I may say, my jizz is like this curlescent white. now this like beautiful brand new like when you get a new car color white sparkling

fresh snow on the Alps like white when you had that cancer nut how was your sperm was it brown it smelled like fucking Mitzie Shore's foot it wasn't it was just like unhealthy it's like an old dog like if somebody had an old white dog and again you know it's just we had some fun back in the day but we're going to have to put you in a sleep-moon, pal. That was the color of my jib. But now it's like, just glowing, like, flashbulb white, like the white and Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

in that teleporter that they had to wear glasses for. So it's nice and sweet, like pineapple juice. These chicks are going to be dying to suck your dick now. It's going to be all nice and fucking creamy and tropically. Coconut-e and shit. You got that one nut giving out that ju-ju juice now. Forget about it. You'll be slinging the day.

I'm telling you, I'm so happy because your attitude, which was really the winner in this. Your attitude, I've seen other people who have been sick before, and your attitude took it and looked at it and steamrolled this motherfucker. You didn't even give it a chance to fucking grow. Well, yeah, exactly, man. I mean, all this, my whole life I've been reading these books on Buddhism

and meditation and all this, you know, stuff that, you know, part of me, the whole time reading it is part of me, it's cynical, skeptical parts. Like, you know, this is all just like new age bullshit because I hadn't really, it's like going to study some martial arts

for a long time and then finally you get in a street fight and you realize, holy shit, this stuff works. And in the same way, it's like a lot of the stuff that I've been thinking about for years when it's like something like this happened where I was faced at least momentarily,

before I knew exactly what the spread of the thing was when I was face was like, yeah, you might, this, you really might die. It was really cool because everything that I had studied about impermanence and the fact that nothing lasts that long on this planet, everything ends up absolving. And it really helps to keep me from freaking the fuck out. Because you can't panic. I mean, there is this moment where you're sitting in the doctor's office and he's at the desk looking at you and he's like, yeah, you have a tumor in your testicles with 90% cancer, 90% cancer, we should schedule the surgery now,

and we're going to send you up to do a CT scan to make sure it hasn't gone into your chest and your brain. That part of the fucking ride sucks. That stuff. That's like vertigo. That's like you're in a goddamn Hopper to Hitchcock movie and just sweating and you feel like someone's stuck cotton in your ears. You can't hear anything. Like, what the fuck? I was just at breakfast.

I was just having eggs and coffee. That was pretty intense, but everything changes, you know. You know, Duncan, about three or four years ago, I shot a commercial. And I shot a commercial a week before Thanksgiving. And it was like a mob commercial. I forget who it was for, and it was a bunch of guys in the room. And the one guy said he had a pain on his shoulder. And then he went to the doctor a week before.

about pains and I had known him his name is Lenny and he goes I had this pain in my shoulder and I went to the doctor last week and he goes he did this checkup and while we were shooting the commercial it was like a 10-hour shoot and at lunchtime they called him up they told him he had cancer I will never forget how this guy he had what at lunchtime they called him the doctor's office he had tested like that Monday he had shoulder pain and that Thursday they called him on the set and they told him they had cancer. And the rest of the six... Like at lunchtime.

And the rest of... No, what kind of cancer? Like something in his chest? He had like lumps or something? Something. I don't know what time I can. I mean, he's still around with us today. I see him at auditions.

And we talk on the phone. But I remember that it was lunch when they called him. And he stayed there on the set until 6 o'clock. He didn't say a word. Just shot the commercial. I would have had a nervous breakdown. I couldn't focus on shooting a fucking commercial. yeah that can

till this day until this day to this day Duncan I'm that guy's friend because of how he responded to that I would have heard a nervous breakdown I would have to call everybody I know and gotten support

and moral support this fucking guy shot the commercial like nothing and you know he was worried at the end of the day yeah we walked to his car at the end of the day and he was kind of upset

but uh bro I went to breakfast with you the Thursday before you had the surgery and you look great. You were already in motion. You were already not eating meat. You would take vitamins. You were, you know, you were already on to the next level.

And I fucking applaud that, man. Some people would have sat down in their own fucking woe and talked about it and quit comedy. And, oh, my God, let's fuck that. You took it. You looked at the tiger. You put a chair in there. You said, suck my dick, cancer.

I'm slinging dick with one nut like a motherfucker. And that's what we represent. What else are you going to do? I mean, really, like, and I don't think you would be Joey. I think you'd say that you would be freaked out, and I think you'd be freaked out. Anybody's going to be freaked out for a little bit, but something else kicks in in these situations.

I mean, the important thing, there's two things that I realize from this. Number one, everything will change in your life unexpectedly. That's the first one. I know that's a cliche thing to say, but when you really experience it, it's like, it really does feel like God just threw cold water in your face. everything lights up

you connect with the world again and realize how important it is to not to like oh kidding you know I'm going to go to Paris now or crap lights out but you realize how important it is to be yourself and just do what you do regardless of what other

people think or what other people how other people want you to be that's the first thing you realize you that's all you got and then and then the second fucking thing that you realize is that uh You really do have to make sure that you're telling everybody that you love them and care for them. And that's the most important thing.

You realize what the real currency is on this planet and it's not money. You know, the real currency is connection and love and, like, not being afraid to express that to people. Because if this shit can spend like this for me in an afternoon, that means you can spend like that for everybody. You know, everyone you know. You always are going to get that fucking phone call. No matter who you are, no matter who you are, you will get the phone call. You know, and what they say on the other end is going to be different for everybody, but what's behind it will always be the same.

And that thing behind it is that everything changes. Nothing's permanent and things change drastically. So don't put off, you know, don't put off, you know, don't put off seeing the girl smoking the joint, whatever the thing is. doesn't mean going to be the hot and goddy it just means fucking go for it now you're a fucking savage you're a fucking savage dog i uh i am so proud to call you my friend and uh you just showed this fucking courage the last couple weeks and you sound great and you're ready to rock 2013's gonna be a year d t can't fucking wait man yeah it's gonna be very exciting also i have a giant

bottle of vicar which never hurts And I got some shit for you. I got some heroin and some juju pills and some alpha brain. You mix all that shit together. Alpha brain and heroin's got to be tremendous. You rub some bengen on your feet and get some alpha brain and some heroin. You get that full fucking body blast. It's like sticking two fingers up to Lee's ass.

It'll be up for fucking days. Hopefully this week, my wife will have the baby and I'll get down to do the family aisle with you. And I'm just happy. I'm happy you called and I love you and I know the people wanted to hear for. from you and uh... love you too man and obviously anything that you need with that baby let me know man

I will do diaper airing no what I need is whatever you need what we might do is once I give birth or once we're close I might call you because I'm having the baby close to you and you might come down with the podcasting

machine and we might do a podcast right at the fucking hospital so get it together Coxie I will have batteries and microphone ready to go Joey All right, brother. I'm on call, man. I love you, buddy, for all the love you give us.

Thank you very much. Love you, Joey. Bye. Have a great day. So you motherfuckers got a problem with courage. That's the guy you follow, because he's not muscular. He ain't a UFC fighter. That guy handled it like a soldier.

I could never handle like that. Yeah, for everyone out there, he put out a 30-minute podcast, like the day he told everybody. And it's just him, and he's just talking about it. And it's just, it's a, it's insolier. Firing for not just because he has cancer, but anyone who is looking for it. You should listen to that. And that's it.

I love you, motherfuckers with all my heart. Do not forget. Go to honor.com. Get your year started right. Get the hemp protein. Substitute a meal with the hemp protein. Get some grape fruits. Get some apples.

Get the fucking strong bone. Get some vitamin C. Get some vizine for your eyes. Because you're going to be smoking dope like a motherfucker. You don't want everybody to know. Let's get this going. Let's get the new year's going together. Thank you very much.

for watching the church. Thank you for giving Lisa, I have to support. Fuck him. We're going to fart his face, January 17th. Whether the chick wants to or not, I'm at the improv in Irvine, January 17th. That's all I got on the books. You know, it's not the time to push dates or nothing. It's the holidays. You know what's sad for me

that, you know, I'm from Jersey or whatever to fuck I'm from. That shouldn't matter. But it's cold for me this time of the year. You're from Boston. Yeah, it's freezing. So for us, we're driving around here. It's sunny out. It doesn't really feel like it. And you see a few houses that have the snow, the lights and shit. But it doesn't feel like it yet. To me, I've always said this.

Since I was 13, I've always said that it ain't Christmas, do you hear John Leonard? Once you hear John Lennon, that 20thirt on the radio, when you're sitting outside of a mall and you just park the car, and it starts. This is when I get emotional when I hear John Lennon. I've been playing the song for the last two weeks, but it was just bullshit. Tomorrow, we will be back on the air, night at 6 a.m. We're going to be on the air at 9 a.m. California time.

12 o'clock Jersey time because fucking nobody's working. Let's do one last one. I'm having Frank Bredice call. He's a testosterone doctor to help you with testosterone. We're going to get somebody else to call on the side for the small call. I love you, motherfuckers. Lee, throw him a kiss. Love you guys.

Lee will be at the New England Patriot game next week with the MB Leaf Girl. I love her. She's taking her next week. We're going to get them some tickets. So if you're into the New England area, give a shout out to Lee, and he'll meet you by the hot dog stand and by your hot dog, because that's how Lee fucking rolls. Okay. So if you have to New England game, I will be here all next week,

waiting for this baby to hatch. But we'll talk tomorrow morning, go to onit.com. A shout out to everybody who loves a shout out to Duncan Truzzle, Joe Rogan, a shout out to, like I said, Harlem Dead Squad, and follow Lee Syatt, this little jukecock sucker, who I love with all my heart. Lee, let's do a little John Lennel. Let's get the fuck out of here.

So this is Christmas, and what have you done? Have a great day with your families. Another year over to be gone.