The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - 12/24/2012 - The Church Of What's Happening Now #42

Episode Date: December 25, 2012

No guests today. Joey and Lee solo on the last Church of the year. Thank you very much for an amazing start and we'll be back strong in 2013! This podcast is brough to you by Onnit.com Use the Promo code CHURCH for a discount. Streamed live on 12/24/2012

Oh shit. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. All that shit. Happy Hanukkah. Kick it. That's fucking Led Zeppel. That's fucking Led Zeppel.

It's a beautiful day to be alive. The church of what's happened now. Christmas Eve 2012. Thank you. Thank you very much for joining us today. I know you're home. you're sitting there, you're going, Joey, you were supposed to go this morning. Why wake up at 6?

Ain't nobody going to fucking work. You know what I'm saying? If you're not going to go to work, what am I going to get you up for? Even Lee, fucking geniusly. How about a big round of applause for the flying Jew this year putting it together? No, he didn't take another fart to the face last night. He's on the way until he comes back from Boston. And then the fucking thing is on here.

But I'm happy you guys are joining us today. I'm Stone to the Gills. Lee Stone to the Gills. Yeah, this is going to be interesting. It's Christmas Eve. We got nobody fucking calling in. We had somebody calling this morning, but we switched it to 9 o'clock because, like we said, nobody was fucking working today. If we were to have it at 6, we would have 4 people watching, whatever.

But fuck it, we're here. Merry Christmas to you, motherfuckers. Hit it, Lee. Here what? I want to be around. Well, yeah, Lee. What the fuck? You over there drinking soda?

We get high. We got stoned this morning. I told Lee. Not the fuck right. He said, no, let's get high. Let's get high. Look what happens. Hit it, Lee.

A little something. Here you like this little piano. There you go. Pick up the pieces When Somebody breaks your heart That's how we do it We're not gonna be on the air

Until like January 4th or 5th So, Lee Kick that motherfucker You know what I'm saying? Kicked Tony Bennett Kick that motherfucker Kick Tony Bennett He's fucking 80

He's got one foot in the grave One eye for you Sometimes you've got to kick these old motherfuckers To put him in attack So that's it, brother We work hard all year For fucking Christmas

This Eve, it's nine the morning here, 12.05 on the East Coast. Welcome. Hope you got out of your Christmas shopping. Maybe you're broke. Maybe you didn't have money to shop, but it's Christmas. You know what? You don't need money on fucking Christmas. You never do.

Don't ever feel bad because things are going. Many fucking Christmases I was flat broke. And I had great times with people. It's Christmas, bro. It's fucking Christmas. So please, don't feel bad today. You had a bad year. You're in a bad rut.

You're still a bad motherfucker. Tell him, Lee. I'm saying? You cocked such. We had a great year this year over here at the church. Thank you for letting us fucking start this little thing with you guys. We're going to talk about music today. We're going to talk about the UFC.

We're talking about football yesterday. I told you when I wasn't going to cover the Giants. See, if you were going to bet the Giants yesterday, no, the Giants aren't going to lose three in a fucking row. They're in trouble. But you know what about the Giants? They show up when they have to. Are they still in it, though? Yeah, they'll get like a buy or something, and then they'll blow up the buy.

They'll beat somebody else. Then they'll beat up on New England like they usually do, and it's open. You'll be sitting there with a towel on your head with two stakes on your eyes, crying, tissues everywhere and shit, putting the fucking Jew Malook on fucking... That's just how I seasoned steaks. Is there a Jew Malook? I have, probably. Probably when you're going to go over or something. Let's say you'll watch. Remember we went to see Barone when we did the document that

went see Barone? And Barone was my sixth grade, seventh grade teacher when I got left back, so I had him the seventh grade the second time. But I became friends with him. I really love Barone. But he said when we were kids, because he hated the fucking Yankees. He was such a Boston Red Sox, man. You saw that, too.

You know, we all grew up together, but he's a big-time Boston Red Sox fan. And he goes, he would sit there at night with his Italian horn. And every time, Reggie Jackson would slide, he put the Malook on him. Slide, break your fucking neck cock sucker. I don't think there is in regular Judaism, but maybe in the Kabbalah, like that thing, all the celebrities do the mysticism. I wouldn't be surprised. You're not into the cabala?

I'm not into anything, but, no, that's even too weird. That's kind of like Christian science or something. Is? It's not really Jewish stuff to Kabbal? I don't think. I don't know. I don't know anything that about it, so I can't judge it. Anything that Madonna's wearing a red wristband for doesn't seem that. I just don't understand when people switch governments like that constantly.

I never understood that. Yeah. You know what? You're not happy with Catholicism. You switch government. Madonna switched governments like 18 times. So she does and everybody becomes a cabala expert. And next thing you know, we have 15 fucking black belts in Kabbalt and no.

Nobody's fucking confused. I'm going out the same way I came in this motherfucker. A fucking Catholic, Cuban Jew. Fuck it. That's how I'm going out. You know what I'm saying? With a crucifix and a Yamaka. That's not how you're running.

Go fuck your mother up the ass. You know what I'm saying? A crucifix and a fucking Yamika. Because we do the G. I do the G. Kundor religions. I've told you a thousand times. I've told you fucking people at home, too. I'm an island.

Yeah, me too. We get steak and egg somewhere. We'll call Duncan. Bert's going to have a little thing today this afternoon. Maybe we'll take you over there. All right. You know, we got a couple places to go. It's tough to plan a fucking Christmas when you got a wife that's pregnant.

And, you know, she's right there. She's right there. Oh, yeah. You know, we can't even put the tree up because the cats attack it. Oh, really? Oh, fucking Demmy will be hanging off the fucking time. I love it. I love it.

That YouTube video would go viral in eight seconds. Oh, he goes. You yelling at them, not even on camera, and then just follow up. Oh, they do it every year. Oh, every fucking year. It's a good idea. The fucking, the camera goes down. the balls, the gifts.

This is quick. You have to do this. You have to do this, I was I telling you the other day about what I got? I don't know if you guys know this. I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. And this is a better condition when I had the first time.

I had a child 20 years ago. She's 23 right now. His name is Jack. Her name is Jack Woon Diaz, but a country mother switched at the ball. And we haven't talked in about 10 years. We just, you know, we went to the wayside. So this is like a second chance for me.

but when I was in the halfway house when Alexander Ray I called a couple weeks ago I was selling coke in the halfway house so I would test positive I don't know if you know this so what they do is at that time I had a great attorney so he would go to court and he'd fight them under the probation revoke

which means you go back to prison so one of the things he did was to put me back in the halfway house but the deal was I had to go back for 90 fucking days and my wife at the time I mean you know the marriage was over in the beginning but this was what really killed the marriage was the trust when she was pregnant i wasn't there for and uh i was in that they put me in a half of the house for three fucking months

three in months i would have to get up at six walk to the house walk they didn't know i had a car because they took my driving privileges that time so i would hide a car like under weeds like camouflage like a doomsday prepper and fucking go to her house you know why i lived my house with her and i'd be with her in the morning and then i'd have to to go to my job. So it was just a disaster, but the release date was February 2nd, which was a Friday. And when she picked me up,

it was a cloudy day like today and I'm like, no big deal. We went like a 12th. They released me like 11th and a half way out. So she had to come get me with the clothes and stuff, and they took me to this Cajun restaurant. Her and I went to these Cajun Blue Seals and bowled, the fucking delicious. It was only open

for breakfast and lunch. They had baynets and they had fucking... Yeah, what's Cajun food? I don't even know what that is. Cajun breakfast is like. two eggs with redfish and sausage. I think it's redfish. I don't fucking even know. It's like two eggs with fucking this Cajian sausage, potatoes,

and baynets. It was just like a fucking biscuit, I guess. I don't... Oh, yeah, the stuff from... I'll be in New Orleans in March with the fucking fire department down there smoking dope. You guys will be... Put me off fire. I'll be lighted myself on fire down there in New Orleans. But...

So they let me out on a Friday. Okay. And I went with... Kathy was the name. And went to Lucille's and we had the Baynette. and the fucking breakfast and we went back to the house I had to be about three in the afternoon and we fell asleep

I mean I fucking pass out I had been you know living in this halfway house for three months my hours it was a cloudy day and dog we fell asleep from three in the afternoon straight till like six to next morning she won the alcohol

my water broke and I get up and I open the door and there's 18 inches of fucking snow because this is bolder you know it snowed all week long. Did you hear about all the weather conditions across the country, people getting caught? Did you hear about that? Did you watch the Denver game yesterday?

A little bit of it, yeah. Did you see any snow? No. No. Because it comes and goes. You could be, one minute you're outside, you're bathing suits, twist into all these. It's fucking 60 degrees in December. And the next thing, you got a foot and a half of snow. The last December I was dead 94, they got like, I don't know how many fucking inches of snow. And Christmas Day, it was 60 degrees. People outside with T-shirts and fucking shorts. That's Boulder. Boulder gets as much sunlight as Hawaii every year. A lot of people don't know that.

So it's like the East Coast except you get a foot more than you are? Fuck the East Coast. East Coast is cold. Bold is warm. So I walk out of the house and I see this fucking snowstorm. And I'm like, Jesus Christ. And my car was buried. And it was right in front of the house.

And we live, I had a condo. And I had the, at this time, I was renting the downstairs condo. This is when I first got out of prison and the whole thing. I ended up buying a condo in that same community. a couple doors down that was at two floor this one was it downstairs and at the time we had a guy upstairs that reminded me of mark chapman he was a beard and he had a dog and he would walk around all night and yelling like i would wake up in the middle i'd be doing below myself and i'd hear him and i'd go what the fuck is this guy doing you know he was he wouldn't say hello to us a good mornings or whatever

so i'm out of the fucking halfway house i got the two felonies you know i'm under suspicion for theft of a thousand things they still got me for credit card fraud I'm up in the air you know I'm slinging coke I got a wife that's pregnant I got a thousand things going on and I got this fucking move now my wife's having a baby and my car is fucking covered in snow so I come out and I shovel the fucking my spot out and I take the car out and I go to pull the car over and I see him walking down the stairs meanwhile my wife is inside like I hear the doors open I can hear he going oh oh hurry up my water break and I'm having contractions

one of the neighbors, because we lived in white America, called the cops because they thought it was domestic violence. It wasn't domestic violence. She was yelling about the baby, you know, but I appreciate that she called in case somebody was beating my fucking wife at the time. I'm outside. I see this guy run down the stairs, and he goes to get his car and pulls it into my truck.

I see him coming up. I start the car, and I'm going over, and I'm like, what are you doing? He goes, going in my spot, I go, that's not your spot guy. I just shovel it. You can shovel it your own spot. He goes, fuck you. Like a guy, get out of the way And I go to pull my car

And he spits at the car or something And I get out of the fucking car Lee And I pulled this motherfucker out of the car And I start pounding Oh, you have to I'm still crazy I'm still crazy

I don't give a fuck about prison I don't give a fuck about parole I don't give a fuck about the kid The wife I'm gonna fuck this guy up That's when I was just in my mind Making a point I pulled him out of the car

I'm beating him It's snowy out to it's slippery This motherfucker pushes me And gets the best of me He's on top of me cop, me pounding me, but I could taste the blood out. Something happened, we flipped over and I got them.

And I started clicking them, the eyebrows and shit, and I'm punching him. And I look up, Lee, and there's two cop cars coming at me with their lights on. Oh, no. I just got out of the fucking halfway house. I got the felonies. This is not going to be good. With that, these motherfuckers get up, they break us up. I know one of the cops.

There's like five cops there, and I know one of them. And the one cop says, you know, listen, I go, listen, I'm trying to take my wife to the fucking hospital. She's in labor. And they go, and they check it out, and they go, that's a domestic violence call. It's no fucking domestic. These people, it's just stupid, bold, is dumb like that. Yeah. They're the smartest people in the world.

Next thing you know, the cops's like, all right, what are we going to do about this situation? The cops are like, we don't want to take you guys in. I'm like, oh, thank God. They're going to charge you with an assault. I just got out of. Plus, you know, when I was out on kidnapped, and I got picked up the shoplifting. and I fucking had to give them a fake name. Oh yeah, you told him.

And you went the whole entire process as the fake name. The whole process is a fake name. So, and now when I go see my police report, they'll say, AKA that person. Because after they process it, they send your fingerprints. You know, the process is so slow in those days, 30 years ago. Now you go like this, and that goes right to fucking NCIC

and they give you whatever the fuck you your whole life. Like, this is my MB Leaf Girl, you sexy, motherfucker Lee's going to see you in two days, right? Two, three days? Next Sunday. You're going to go to a football game and everything's going to be beautiful. So what happened? So the cops didn't want to...

The cops fucking break us up and they go, all right, look, we're going to let you guys go, all right? Shake hands. The guy looks at the cop, and he goes, I ain't shaking this motherfucker's hand. The cop looks on him, and he goes, listen, you weren't doing too good when we got here. We'll just let this motherfucker loose on you again. The guy's like, all right, shake his hand.

And he shook my hand, and the cops got in front of me, and I had a cop behind me and they escorted me to the house. Oh, shit. That's not going to happen this time, though. No, no. But for people who don't understand who don't live with its nose, that shoveling you out with like 20, 30 minutes of hard work. And he didn't even wait until you left.

He's like, oh, shit, I'll get it right now. Oh, this guy was creepy, too. He was a creepy motherfucker, though. People do worse for that. Yeah, it's, so this is different. I'm looking forward to this. You know, when I first had the kid with Kathy, I was fucking crazy.

Yeah, I got married for the room. I got married for laundry and free cooking. You know, I didn't get married because it was a love. You don't love nobody. What love? I was a fucking, I was just trying to fucking love myself at that time. And it was just, I remember being at the hospital giving birth and going, I don't want to be, I had a term paper due.

I was in college at the time. Yeah. I'm going to fucking turn paper, do I'm going to sit here all day and wait for this, but I like, can I go, how are you to fuck up? So I understood when we got divorced. I understood that, uh, There must have been a lot of anger because I was a fucking straight-up asshole when I had that kid. I wasn't ready.

You know, you're never ready for something like that, especially where I'd come from at the time and what was going on. And that's it, Lee. What about New England? What the fuck do they stay, Copsucker? It's actually kind of because Houston lost. Right. And we already beat Denver. So for the entire AFC, the top three or four seeds, it depends on who wins next week.

because if Houston or Denver lose, then we move up a spot. But I was surprised. Pittsburghed out of it. Cincinnati made the playoffs. Second year with that Andy Dalton. That's pretty exciting. That's pretty hard and exciting.

You always need somebody. Go up there and they get to the end. Then they go to like fucking Frieserville and they get beat up. But that's Cincinnati. It's cold there anyway. Yeah. So they're fucking used to it.

You follow me. And then I feel bad. I mean, I feel like it's time anyways, but I feel bad for Andy Reed because I feel like he's a good. coach. Philadelphia? Yeah.

He's a terrible coach. You don't think so? It's time for him to go. He's got hell down there, too. He can't control. He's got hell down there. He's got to start from scratch. Suppose he's on his way to San Diego.

Oh, that makes sense. They're going to get rid of the charge of coach. He's going to San Diego. And, you know, these guys, once they start losing, they fucking know. You just can't regain it. The magic hasn't been there. He's had a great team for years. Listen, I never thought he was going to win a championship with whatever.

That's the NFC's, bro. That's hell. That's the NFC East. That's fucking hell. That's always been down and dirty type football. They poke your eyes. They kick in the fucking nuts. It's like having a Romanovsky around.

That's the real fucking deal. But we try our best. Who else? Who else is going up with football? What happened last night with San Fran and Seattle won that game? Seattle killed them. They're going to be... The Patriots lost to Seattle before they got this good,

but they've scored, like, oh, I think close to like 150 points in the past three games. That's what they were saying. That's what they were saying. That's what they're fucking... This is the time of the year where I pay a little bit of attention because there's the money time of the year. The playoffs, if you look in the gamble,

the playoffs are pretty true to fucking form. You just got to watch it, maybe hit some totals or something like that. But I like the playoffs. This is the time of the year when I got, you know, the whole fucking football season, guys, I'm not going to sit here and watch every fucking game

and be Johnny analyst in December. I can't do that. I got shit to fucking do. But I can, you know, I can feel my way around. Yeah. Suckner. Oh shit.

We've been giving you bad picks until now just so we can slam me with the good pitch. Yeah, that's... Hey, listen, man, this year, that's why they call it gambling. Okay, that's what I tell people all the time. That's why when you gamble, you got to be very, very, very fucking prepared. I am not that prepared. I go by lions. Yeah.

I grew up going by lions and what's going on this week and last week, and you play that. And if you go, fucking six out of ten, you're in good shape. You got fucking whatever net winners, and you are... There's a reason why Vegas is as big as it is, because... And that's why I love what people say to me. I'm, bro, I went to Vegas eight weeks in a row, and I beat him. I went 10 for 10 last week. That's great.

You're killing me. You're killing me. No, not even fucking... And watch, tomorrow I'll get picks. I went 8 for 8. Then they sent me their picks for the next week than I never hear from them again. When they go 0 and fucking 8th.

We have a hard time picking one and two fucking games. You're going to pick 8? Come on, huh? I know, your grandmother with the Malukia and the glass eye. She picks 8. I know. But let me see her do it every week

when the fucking pressure's on when you've got to call the book and put 100 grand down. Then you fucking come back and talk to me. I know fucking people who bet for a living. My buddy, the guy who, you ever he talked to Steve Simone, that story about me, Steve Simone? Yeah, we met at the hall.

And Dice went when the guy was giving us money, RJ. That guy was a professional gambler. He made $6 million one year. I don't talk to him no more because he got kind of stupid. RJ was the type of guy that would go up to a woman on the street and just buy a car. I mean, he bought Dice and SVU, an SUV, whatever. Yeah.

Cadillac. This is 10 years ago. It was me, Bobby Lee, Dice, and Jim Norton, and Steve Simone as the Bad Boys of Comedy, in Vegas at the Riviera. And we met this guy, RJ, who paid the valet $3,000 to put his name under the, you know how you go to a hotel and you see like performing tonight, Led Zeppelin. No, he did. Yes, he did, to put RJ in little fucking letters. He's crazy. This guy gave me three grand.

He gave Steve Simone three grand. He bought Dice and Escalade. I would call him for a year and say, hey, you know, I need 500 for this, can you lend it to me? He'd go, come get it. And then I have to put up with the fucking earbeat. But the guy was crazy.

You know what? The guy would walk into a strip club in the afternoon. He would get up at 11. He lives in Santa Monica in that building where Britney Spears lived, the Newport Overlooking the War. This is a professional gamble, bitch. So unless you're doing this,

you come fucking tell somebody else stories. Yeah. This guy was living on Santa Monica. could buy the pier he was buying people he would go to that restaurant he was telling me one damn minute at the rest of me because you just missed i just bought tom hanks lunch he would just send bottles over the people that's how much money and they they fucking shut them off from all these hotels in Vegas but at this one place to belize you we'll get bobby leon and we'll tell bobby leo to tell the stories of how the guy would go in there there'd be

an armed guard uh they'd take them into a private thing me dice steve simone dice's bodyguard at the time and they fucking next you know they bring like a little thing with chips in it and he's have three million dollars in there that belonged to his it was his house account yeah he would play for 20 minutes 30 minutes win 60,000 take us all out

to dinner and give us two three grand a piece and I go home I call for a fucking grandma blow and go to my room and look out windows and fast but he saved one fucking Christmas he saved this man so uh it's amazing the fucking beeper you meet but that guy I would like I knew

professional gamblers way before I got into that. But he was the first one that did it on a spectrum. Like 2020 was going to do a show about him. He had this way account the fucking cards. I can't even describe it to you. But you know, I'm Sopovina and

Ventura. You get off the four or five. He's a tall building on the corner. He owned that. He was fucking on that. From fucking gambling. What's up? Somebody's calling us? No. I want to give a shout out to Dead Squad, Kentucky at the fucking house. They're doing it over there

over fucking Dead Squad growing their own weed over there in Kentucky. Let's give some shoutouts for these motherfuckers today before I get too high. I'm too high. I'm already there. Mikey Newton, I love you, cocksucker. Dead Squad, Kentucky, Teddy Cross, get your shit together. Rodrigo in London, I love you, you fuck.

Merry Christmas, you Spanish motherfucker. King James, 1978. Jonathan Morello. Dead Squad, Oregon up there growing weed, making it happen. Dan, something the author. Jack Bratcher, pro-M-MA. I love you, cocksucker.

Monty Hawkins, you know you're always there. Dave Wilder, one of the best. These guys have been around for a while. Always there laying some fucking knowledge on me. You know, Neelius Samuels, that fucking badass Jew. I love fucking Neelius. He's always got something to say about somebody. He writes the dirtiest tweets to me.

Oh, my God. Louis Alvarado is a bad motherfucker down there in San Diego. I love you guys on what you've done this. year for me and you've helped me out a lot show with Ari was great last night. I was going to have a Rari call. Ari's a funny fucking guy. He's, yeah, and it's for people, like his CD just came out. So I heard it a few months ago whenever it came out.

What he did last night was so much better. And then that's not the CD's great. But even before I met you, I wrote to you and I wanted to work because I love stand-up. I just love going to it. And he was, he was hilarious. last night and it was a hot and it was like 80 degrees in the room it got to and no one left

it was like two hours and it was just it was awesome yeah Rari's a funny you know like I said I've known Ari for a long fucking time so when he called you he's leaving for New York today correct probably around that he's taping a CD this week he is yeah I'll post it on Twitter and let you guys know he said he sold it out but then they're doing a standing room only for some reason it's at the knitting factory in Brooklyn that's right that's right that's right I don't remember the day. But the show we saw last night was that show. So if you can make it to Brooklyn or when it comes out on DVD,

the website that's doing it, it's chill. They're doing his and Maria Bamford. So that's doing two specials in the year. That's pretty awesome. So Maria Banff, that's the one she did in the living room. Yeah. That's what I did that special. Yeah, they did that one.

And Ari said on this podcast, they're doing his. And yeah, I saw the trailer for hers. And when I first heard it, it sounds kind of goofy. But she has a weird kind of style, so maybe it'll work. We wish you our luck here at the church of what's happened now. If you're a comic out there doing your thing, we know the fucking struggle. We know it's fucking hard. But you know what?

I can't even imagine doing it. You could do it. Right now is a great time because you can do whatever the fuck you want. As long as you got this goddamn computer and you have thoughts in your mind, you can do whatever the fuck you want them. You know, you could start a Twitter page and sell T-shirts on it. really, really wanted to. Yeah. With whatever you want to do.

Listen, if you, you know, that, that, that, that, uh, interview we did last week with the lady, you know, from the weed store. Yeah. I can't remember now. I was one of the same Marie Caled. Auntie, uh, auntie Dolores. Yeah. I mean, fuck me up yesterday.

Yesterday, I think I had one of the mint things. And she says it's 55 milligrams. But it killed me. I was fucking high last night at that, uh. Oh, you were? Oh, I went to the Y yesterday. And I went to the Y that maybe. I had him rid of the bike and my knee gets jammed up still after the surgery and plus I got it hooked on riding the bike

I haven't rid the bike I've just been going to this class and kicking pads and getting hit in the fucking face I cut my lip a kick box and I was bleeding the other days but uh what are we talking about oh so I ate this fucking edible when I went to the gym and I must have kicked it off on that bike I rode the bike for like 45 minutes I ended up staying at the gym I got to the gym at 315 and I walked out of the gym at 5 Holy shit. I was fucking sore last night. And I met those guys, and I wasn't going to eat anything. I met them late because I was answering back all the emails. I get on Joey Coco Diaz.net. So, you know, before the holidays, so when people wake up on Monday,

I try to do that every Sunday just once a week, and I was upset because people hit me up for a birthday request on the 21st, and I missed a bunch of people. So if I missed your birthday this week, happy birthday cock suckers. You know, I love you. I ain't got time to be fucking going to those emails every day. You got a lot of them, you know? but it was fun last night

it was fun to do that with Ari Ari's a good man I love him and we had Duncan on the other day you know there's that I've known these guys way before Dead Squad and Joe called last night 11 to tell me that the end of the world show he's been walking around on a cloud which was a very good show

you know it was it was great being there it was great to be a part of it just the people I knew the world wasn't going to end for you fucking momos were jumping up and down with chicken heads and shit thinking the world's going to end that world ain't fucking going nowhere Yeah

No that was a great show That was a great show You were there, you had a good time You were scared You didn't want the chick to fart in your face But that's all over We're going to get some chick to fart in you I got a couple of dates coming up

I'm in January 17th I'm at the Irvine Improv And February 7th I'm at the San Jose Improv February 2nd or first and second, I think I'm up there

in Columbus. Funnybone motherfuckers. So get your fucking ticket started early and stuff like that. Yesterday, Danny Biancolo called and he was talking about some of the best summers he had. It was 1982, and it's funny because I talked to Lee one day and they go, Lee, one of the Testicle Testaments,

I want to do is about 1982, and I didn't like it. I didn't really like how it came out. I didn't write it out completely. I didn't really get to the quote-to-wa. It was one of those summers where everything you go for happens.

Like I said, I started November that year. I quit school and I went back to high school that November. From that November until today, I've made a living. I don't know how I've done it. That November, because before that, I quit school because I had a job at Mazbac warehouse. Mazbac used to be like a hardware chain warehouse. And I got a job, stocking trucks, stocking shells from 10 to 6,

and then a position opened up loading trucks. They would pay 18 bucks an hour. And I would work nights, and on Fridays I'd work one hour and get paid for eight hours. It was a great job. And when you were in high school and you have nothing, you don't have parents and shit like that, I figured I took a chance. But once they, I got in trouble because I ate something when then, I got sick. So they fired me, and that's when I snapped. Once they fired me, that was just my excuse to go crazy.

So from there, I started selling coke, started ripping all fucking houses and drug dealers. It was amazing how everything worked out into place. But that July of 81, did you hear my stomach? That was a nice big growl. I thought that was a wind. No, that was no fucking wind. There's no wind that's raining in your con-suck. I was Dick Syatt today out there in fucking Florida.

We'll see you in February. I had always been into music. I had been into music since like the early 70s. Since the time I came from Cuba, I was into black music, James Brown and all that shit. And I always liked the doors. My mother was a big Doors fan, so she always said the doors at the bar.

You know, obviously I listened to, I want to be around and all that shit, different Sinatra, different realms, but one of the realms that I showed up late to the dance was rock, rock music. You know, I like Spanish music and everything. Rock,

I got into later on, like when I was like maybe 10. That was the latest. And right away, I navigated to like Crosby Stills and Nash, and I liked Fleetwood Mac, and I liked older music. Not with the kids my age. I like Steely Dan and all that stuff. but I got into Led Zeppelin like we all do in Black Sabbath and

in my freshman year I got turned down to Judas Priest by Steve Runny turned me on to unleash Denise which is a great live album they don't even make live albums today be 20 or 30 today you have never seen a fucking good live album they don't make them you know it's amazing to see your band you know now you go see these bands I don't even sound like the people you fucking hear on but in July of 81 Judas Priest every year starting in 80 with British Steel and I the first time i seen judas priest was uh november of 79 on the hell bent for leather tour and they would always bring a great open i forgot who they opened that year but the second time i seen them in 80

i forgot who they brought to be honest yeah i could find out but in 81 i saw them that july and they brought this band deaf lepp and i would never listen to the opening bands we always in our mind calculated that they they were going to come on at 845 830 or whoever the main headliner. So we would always skip through the fucking opening band. Yeah. And I went to see this fucking band, and it was deaf leopard.

We got there early, and, you know, that's why I wanted Louis Castellito and Kurt D. Lorenzo called. That's why I was so upset with Louis Castleto, you know, spaced out, who didn't call last week, because I wanted them to tell those stories

about those. When we used to go to the Palladium in New York City, there was a show on. There's a documentary on Showtime lately called Limelight, and it talks about all the discos and clubs in New York City and the drugs and all that shit. And we were big palladium guys. Later on, Paladium became

to be club MTV. You weren't even born yet. There's an MTV. You went from music videos to a dance format. Okay. This is like 1985, 86, 87. But the palladium was our spot. And at the time when Judas Priest came, I forget what album,

they were touring, but I definitely know that Def Lepp was touring on through the night. But they played a couple songs from this album, High and Dry. And the album came out And what a lot of people don't know is that was Like one of the longest lasting albums Of all time

If I look at my favorite fucking albums You know, Led Zeppelin Two Emerson, Lake and Palmer, Pink Floyd, Animals The Beatles, uh, Revolver, you know Pantera Fucking, uh, you know, If I look at all my favorite fucking albums from people A lot of people don't like death lepon,

let me tell you something, the first three lead, Deaf Leopard albums were brilliant but nothing, nothing destroyed me like fucking high and dry. Nothing has ever destroyed me like high and dry. High and dry was one of longest lasting albums on the chart. High and dry came out like in July, but in December it was still alive, and nobody knew who this album was.

I knew who the album was because I had seen him. It's got, you know, Saturday night, let it go, and fucking, you know, what's the second song of the first side? I have to let it go. Another hit it run. Another hit it and run. I'll tell you where to speed it up from. This is a great fucking album if you've never heard it.

And you're looking at me going, Joey, Def Lepid, Tom Waits, go fuck yourself. If I'm at a party, I don't need to impress nobody. This is the aisle mic, go on. Listen to these fucking guitars. And this is the one Pete Willis' last album. Who played the guitar. He got replaced by whatever.

His fucking name is. Hit it, Lee. Listen to these guitars. I smoke some fucking no weed. It's Christmas Eve. Let's get the fucking white fish out. Let's get the Yamaka biscuits. Kick it, kick it, kick it, kick that motherfuckerly. Don't have... Kick it blow up the thing I want people's headblown. Hit it!

Oh shit. Oh shit. Why do the singers of that, of this, like, kind of rock? They always say they have the same sort of pitch and that doesn't, that isn't happening right now. Why was that? This is, first of all, this is produced by a guy named Mutt Lane, who had worked at on the Bumetown Rats. He had all the success, ACDC Highway to Hell. So they kind of have, like, Highway the Hell is one of my all-time fare.

Walk all over you, into motherfucking touch too much. To me, is brilliant. It's fucked till this day when I walk into a fucking gym, I put it and walk all over. It makes me want to fucking go out there and shoot, motherfuckers. You understand me? In fact, I found the other thing. find the film. Touch too much

on video with Bond Scott singing. That is as rare as it gets. And Bon Scott is so fucking high. He's fucking up the lip sinking. It doesn't matter. They're doing touch too much. ACDC. It's a fucking amazing. But

the best song on High Intrime, I mean, High and Try just has an arsenal of fucking music from you know, Saturday night. High, what else is on that out? I can't fucking remember here.

Oh, my God. The one that we're going to watch, I just don't want this to play. Hold on. There's... Again, High with Help was produced by Mutt Lang. Mutt Lang ended up marrying that chick later on. Then she said he used or whatever.

There's bringing in on the heartbreak. Switch 625. You got me running. Lady Strange. Tremendous album. Put a little mirror mirror mirror for these motherfuckers. Do you want to do it? Miramira or ACDC? Take mirror mirror, mirror.

Take these motherfuckers into deep water. All right. We got the reefer out. All right. We got no guest today. It's just us Acapello here with the flying Jew. Joey Cocoa Diaz bringing it, motherfuckers. This is for these motherfuckers.

What? Feliz Navi died to all you cock suckers out there. I love it. There you go. What's that pipe? That's it. You pissed me up. Hit it.

into my eye. Do it, Lee. Oh, shit. Look at Lee blowing. Fucking smoke cloud. By the way, I gave you some PCP in there. You're going to be alright. You're going to be high till the flight lands on Tuesday. Oh, Jesus. I actually had a question for you. I was thinking about the other day

because you're so into movies. Hit me, Joey. Hit me. I was listening to something about the movies, and I was thinking because Quentin Tarantino has one coming out. Django and Changed. Which I want to see. Right. And you've worked on TV shows.

On TV shows, most of them have a writer's room, and they'll have a head writer, but they have five or six writers. And for most movies, some people, it'll be like one or two writers, but usually it's one writer. Why do you think that, like, I was thinking about, like, why do you think, wouldn't it make sense that they need more writers for a longer? Movie? For a movie as opposed to a TV. Let's say a movie's from a book or something. Okay. Well, there's that idea.

You know, turning it into a script, and he's probably got an assistant. but the lady who watches the lines is a script tech. And they call her a scriptie, and she watches what you say. Those people don't even fuck with me. Because I tell from the beginning of it, I don't know the fucking lines. I just talk, all right? Well, I understand the script supervisor, but, like, I was thinking, like, why do TV shows have a staff of 20 writers

and there's one guy and can bring out fucking the most amazing movies? It just doesn't. Who gives a fuck? What you bottom with this shit for? I don't know. See if you find must be the music on there. Must be the music. On YouTube right there

Must be the music is Must be the music Ain't Def Leppin You're not touch too much No We'll touch too much A little later right now Let's get

Must be the music is I can feel it Lee It's coming out of me By the way This fucking podcast today As usual As all the podcast Is brought to you by honor

I went to the fucking gym Yes I got stuck in there For an hour Two hours for 45 minutes I came home last night I hung out with my wife I went to eat with my agent And Ari

Ari but before I took Four Strong Bones You see me limping tell you anything? No. I feel like a fucking new man. And I took a head protein shake last night also before I went to eat like a fat fucking gavone that I am. Peter Marin, I love you, cocksucker. All right? It's a secret weapon must be the music, right?

That's it. Let's do this, motherfucker. Oh shit, I'm in the mood to dance. Come on. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Little old school disco for you motherfuckers. See, because death leopard, that album came out when this song was big. And I still remember going into the city at night with my buddies and getting blow and listening to this shit on 987.

The kiss a little something for Dead Squad Harlem, getting it together. Hopefully I'll see you motherfuckers in New York and Caroline's March 22nd or something like that. I'm over in Caroline, so hopefully I'll see you guys there. Call Caroline and tell them when this fucking Joey D is coming. Oh shit. Dead Squad Harlem.

Batty, ba-p-p-p-pah. Let's do this shit. This is a big song? There's no discosol for these people, Cucket. What do you think you deal? He hasn't even started rapping you. Hit it, Lee. Move into the beat.

Oh shit. I'm just a DJ baby mixing for you. Oh, shit, Lee. Let me see you wiggle for you. I have this image of you in the 80s, just like the suit with the white part coming up over. Come on. I think I am a fucking cliche not, dog.

I was out there with the t-shirt, with the leather jacket, with the gold chain, banging it, bitch. I'm pretty sure that isn't cliche. With the gun and a fucking relax with the clichés, huh? Trying to insult me. Cocksucker, you know good, Lee. You're lucky, I love you. So what are you going to do for Christmas, late?

I'm flying. You're flying. What time are you doing to your flight? Noon. Or no, it's like 1250. 1250. That means that gets you at like 11 o'clock at night, like a fucking bohoots day.

Like, you know. leave at five in the morning. Fuck that. Fuck that. I don't want to leave it five in the morning. Sure, you have the whole day with your family. You're going to risk the whole day flying. I know three Jews that are fucking flying on Christmas. You, Ari and

Einstein. You're going to get your shit together. Why would it? You know what? If I was a fucking terrorist and I knew all these Jews were flying, that's the day I'd take the fucking planes. I kill some Jews and some fucking take some planes at the same time. That's just me talking. If I was a fucking Okada,

whatever the fuck those copsuckers are right now. Because I know Jews are saving money and they're flying. I'll kill a bunch of fucking Jews on the power. That's hilarious and terrible. It's the truth. Yeah. I know three Jews were flying to save money because they don't give a fuck about Christmas.

Yeah, fucking, even if they're Jews, you got to have a little respect. You understand me? I respect Hanukkah. They don't. They don't. I just. They don't. Wash my balls or juice soap and shit on Hanuk. Yes, I do. The Jewel. Dave Wilde, what am I going to do with these cock suckers over here? I can't control this shit, Dave,

wow, man. I don't know how you do those early morning flights, man. Because I want to get it over with. Red Fox said on Sanford the Sun, when you got to do something, do it and get it over. I wake up at three or four on the morning. Because you want to do it. You do it, you're popping out of the

but you go down to the lines are smaller. You know what I'm saying? You go down there, you get it out of the way. Now you land. If you would have left at 6 in the morning from here, you would have got to fucking Boston at 3. You get home to your mother's at 435. You give her a kiss. You can eat dinner with your mother. We're still eating. Did I get there at 9?

Nine! Like what? Like a fucking young? You're going to get there. They eat dead at nine. The food's cold. People are tired. Your ass is going to be rotten from the flight. You're going to be sitting there for six hours in coach. Your ass is manipulated.

It smells like germs and bacteria. Yeah, but I don't sleep on planes. That don't mean nothing. That's what I say you've got to leave early. You can leave at five. Exactly. You catch an early flight. Five.

You know what time? That's eight in Boston. That means six hours later at two you get to Boston. You relax like a gentleman. You take a fucking cab. You talk to the fucking arrow. Hindu or Al-Qaeda, whoever the fuck it is driving, you go home,

you see your mom, now you go see the girl late night, now you get it at 9, you've been on a plane all fucking day, this is why I leave early because you don't want the day to become the flight. You don't want the flight to become your day. I like that, I prefer it. Oh, Jesus, that's terrible. You know how I'm anticipating you

are now. You didn't want to do the podcast today. You can't take it. You're thinking about that chick. You've been whacking off, you've been pale lately, how to give you vitamins. You have a pinpointing you're We had a pop, but it was sperm condensed. He must have tried to whack off in the car thinking about this, bro. You can't wait.

How are you going to act tomorrow morning in the morning? How are you going to act? You're going to be crazy in the morning. No, I'll be fine. You can't even sleep tonight. Your dicks are going to look like a grape. You're going to beat that little famingistic. Oh, my God. You're lucky to love you. I don't know about that.

You got the whole fucking land. Lucky's quite a word. You're a savage. Yeah. You're going to go to the game on Sunday. Who's better than you? That's going to be great. Where's that song?

Where does that touch too much? Fucking, fucking Lee getting stoned about to piss test this motherfucker, you know what I'm saying? Fucking guy getting high showing up here Is that the one with Bond Scott? Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, let's take it Oh shit, crank it This reef is killing a nigga, you know what? Stopping me!

Where's my man, Lou? Leroy neckbone, the baddest black dude on fucking Twitter. Hit it Lee. Let's touch. Come on, baby. What? See, so they had the same sound. Mutt Land.

Mutt Land is a fucking genius. Okay. He's still around. What's that chick's name? Tha-da-da-da-da-da-da. I know the song. I don't know what that is. All right, Lee, enough with the fucking music.

What else is going on with? What's up, baby? Shania Twain. There she goes. Look at fucking Snoopy. Fucking Snoopy-oopy over there. How you feeling, honey? You already have this baby yet?

You are? Where are we going for breakfast? What do you feel like? You're hungry? I feel like smoking in a hit. I'm fucking starving. She wants to smack. Hurry up and have this fucking kid.

I got shit to do, right? It's the fucking holidays. Now, you're asking me, Joey, what am I going to do the holidays tomorrow? I really don't have family. I really don't have this. I really don't have that. Listen, you watch some fucking movies.

You get a. bag of dope, you get your bottle of wine, whatever the fuck turns you on. I don't say you have to smoke dope. Get a little glass of wine, put your pajamas on with the feet of them. Yeah, I have, I have some Christian friends. You do the Jewish thing, the Chinese food in the movie. It's fun to do what people you care about. It doesn't have to be family or just fucking anybody. But you'll be flying, cocksuckers. How are you going to have Chinese food on a plane? Trust me, I'll bring Chinese food. I'll get Chinese food. I'll go to, I'll go to Chinese food. I'll hop a little bit anywhere. Yeah? You can bring it down the plane. There's no. Chinese food here in L.

Fine. No. I'll go panties. I'm like fucking white Chinese food cuck sucking The Jews have an overnight Chinese food system No they don't worry about it You gotta go to Chance dragging in In Ridgefield Park in Jersey

And get Honey what are we going for breakfast I'm talking about it together You're eating fucking penis Let me get one of those oranges And shit just to hold me over I'm dehydrated over here What fucking yak him?

What fucking yak him? I have a conversation Lee got stone I told him don't fucking get high on Christmas Day It's that Christmas Day Whatever the fuck of this. Christmas Eve, Christmas Day. Like I said, we got a lot of choices for presents this year. You're going to get your iTunes.

Lee, what we got playing for 2013? We're going to shoot another CD. Yeah, the CD early on. DVD in the summer. Yeah. We're going to hit the testicle testaments from a different angle. Yeah. The debt of my mom on.

The struggles, the debts. And that's it. I got some dates for you guys. I got together with a writer. I'm going to write some fucking A-style job. and take this motherfucker on the road and meet you motherfuckers. Oh shit. We do with me and Omar.

We're still writing a book. I spoke to JR, my buddy. We've got some shirts going to be made. I'm going to fix up the webpage at joeycoco-deas.net. I've got a new webpage. And I just want to thank you guys. We never, you know, Lee and I were bullshit and we rented this fucking piece one day.

And we went to a club and we taped an hour and next thing you know, it became the number one fucking CD. Yeah. And you took us by storm. And from there, you know, all you got to do is put a little fire in this fucking Jews' ass. Lee's an aggressive guy. And he was like, listen, you need to do this.

You need to do that. You need to do this. And here we are together. So I thank you guys for everything you did for us this year, you know. And I know, this wasn't, uh, yeah, it was a fucking, it's always a great podcast. We're together. We're getting high. It's Christmas.

We got on it. You know, some movies you could watch. Yeah. Listen, man, you smoke a joint. You rub bengar on your feet and you take a couple of alpha brains. You're good. Your body is electrified. You said that last night rub bengen her feet.

Oh, please. You got to rub bengar on her feet and a little bit on her clip. So I have a fucking crazy. You ready to eat some pussy this week? All right. You ready to tear that girl up? I'd tell her the fifth. What did you buy a Christmas present?

Yeah. All right. You got to get her quick. You can't show up at the end. No. What do you think of doing with? You're a good, man. You're a smart guy, and I love that.

You sent me that email. We're going to get to some big. places with you. Oh shit. The book I'm gonna hit it from a different angle because Omar, I just, it's hard to write man. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. I've never worked before in my life. You know, I wrote like turn papers and shit like that but you're coached this is a complete different thing. You don't even know, but I from reading the Stephen King book I learned that it's hard if it's harder for you to write that means you have to write it. That means there's something going on. So

for therapy purposes, it's good that you just write it out, you know. I just Yeah, no, it's going to be great. That's all you are. I've just been thinking about stuff, so, yeah, you got me stoned, so I'm thinking too much. Now you're blaming me, cutoff the second, because I got your stone. I was fucking there. How about a little Felice Navidat, Jose Feliciano, for these people, to end off the year? Listen, we're not going to do another podcast in the first week of January, but if you need to email me, you want to talk about something.

I'm always at joeycocoaddea's.com. There's some shirts left. Also, if you get iTunes cards and you want to clean out. the fucking iTunes cards. I got testicle testaments 1, 2, 3 on iTunes Plus, the CD. I did an interview with Rolling Stone, some little fucking writer from Rolling Stone. I did a couple

interviews this year. One was from Rolling Stone about a week ago. Somebody hit me up and said, I read about the DVD. I just can't find it. So, if anybody knows, I don't even know what they wrote about it. So... I'll look at the airport. I'll pick it up. I don't know if it's last week or whatever, but the DVD is still available. What's the name of it?

The CD or the DVD? The CD is. The CD is the, you were the priest. The documentary is where I got my balls from. Where I got my balls from. That's on payloads and on fucking Amazon. Knock yourself out. The documentary, I watched it again on daily.

That was a lot of fun, man. When you're watching it, you're like, man, that was fucking fun. That was one day, one day of shooting, and that's it. It shows the potential for what could be. We had no idea. You never shot number before in the end of that. No. I just learned from shooting movies.

And I had met the people in. I, for people who, like, Joey tells the story where I got in the car and he's giving a weed out the window to a guy's like, you're rolling? I had just flown all day. And then, like, I took a bus somewhere and I was waiting for Joey and I just, I was filming stuff. And we, it's not like Joey could park and pick me up. It was a time square on 30 second street. I'm rolling a joint of fucking rental car one hand and I make the right to pick him up. My buddy has to jump out and help leave with his luggage.

We get in the fucking car. I'm smoking his joint. Right now, I'm on 42nd, making a left towards Lincoln Tunnel, and I'm right there. And I make the left of a gangster stop. Even if it's not my left, I go, fuck it. Yeah, you're in like the third right in lane. And right there, I'm smoking.

And some black dude walks behind. He looks at me and he walks back and goes, that's some Cali shit, motherfucker. I go, come here, and I give it to him. And I go, Lee, did you get that, Lee? He's like, nah. I go, I should drop you off. This is what I was talking about.

You got to have the camera ready. This shit. Can you imagine opening up that fucking documentary with this black guy walking across the street, hopping and going. That's some galley shit, motherfucker. Where's Leroy neck bone out when you're fucking needed? I love you guys. I love you guys for everything that you do for coming to the shows with supporting me.

You guys know where I came from. You know what, man? This is your year, motherfuckers too. I don't know what happened in 2012, but you motherfuckers, but I swear to God we'll do this together. Whether you want to lose weight, whether you want to get on stage, whether you want to just be a bad of motherfucker than what you already are. So thank you very much for watching. watching the church all the time. Thank you for support and Lee. We are going to get a chick to Farnley's face in January. What's up, buddy?

You're looking to get to crying. No, no, no, I had a question, but I'll... What's the question? Hit me. Well, do you want to do the one movie thing before we leave on? That's right. We're talking about the movies. You've got to remind me, Edly. All right. So what movies are they going to watch, what do you think? Oh, well, we have that scene from Glenn Gary. Oh, yeah, yeah, I was... Somebody sent me this the other thing that said, yeah, and I forgot about this. Do you know where it's queued up at?

I have the whole speech, right? That's what we were going to do last time. I want you to listen to this fucking speech with Gary Glimbross because sometimes it motivates the fuck out of me. This one got me going. Hit it. This is Alec Baldwin. You're talking about what?

Bitching about that sale you shot. Some son of a bitch don't want to buy land. Somebody don't want what you're selling some broad and trying to screw, so forth. Let's talk about something important. Are they all here? All with one. Well, I'm going anyway.

Let's talk about something important. Put that coffee down. Coffee's for closes only. You think I'm fucking with you. I am not fucking with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Mitch and Murray. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.

All of us are. Your name's Levine. You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch. I don't got to listen to this shit. You certainly don't, pal. because the good news is you're fired. The bad news is you've got all you've got just one week to regain your job, starting with tonight.

Starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. Because we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? A steak knife.

Second prize a set of steak knives. Third prize is you fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now? You've got leads. Mitch and Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given.

You can't close shit. You are shit. Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it because you are going out. The leads are weak. The leads are weak. Fucking leads are weak. You are weak. I've been in this business 15 years.

What's your name? Fuck you. That's me. my name. You know why, mister? Cut it right there. This applies to you, whether you sell, you snort, you fuck, whatever the fuck you do, bro. You ain't got time. There's

no time for second place. Go out there in 2013. Go out there, whatever the fuck you work, and get what's coming to you, motherfuckers. Fuck all these motherfuckers in the ass. Economies. And then, fuck those motherfuckers. Fuck those motherfuckers.

Go out there and get what's coming to you. you earn it go out there get your year together you got me emotional motherfuckers what's your name fuck you we ain't got time to be fucking around and vacationing and doing this you gotta get what's coming to you get what's yours make the people around you're fucking proud

go out there rip their fucking hearts out you think I got time to do this shit 10 the morning my wife's pregnant but I made a commitment fuck you motherfuckers I love you guys honor dot com if you get some Christmas stuff strong bone get the fucking hemp protein you're gonna love it

I drank it last night late night I didn't fart once Have you smelt the fucking fart this morning? I'm sorry I'm waiting for it You can't go around humans Because they're stinking your asshole It's fucking horrid

Go to iTunes If you need anything I'll be in your hometown next year Email me JoeycocoDiaz.net If you need anything Let's work it out If you have a problem You need a plan

Write your fucking goals Set your goals before the fucking midnight Forget about I'm starting my resolution Stop snorting today Stop taking pills today Go out there and sling some fucking dick and you my wife

hurry up and have that fucking kid you got me over here sitting like patience on a monument I love you guys have a great new year have a great Christmas see you around June what am I going to see him like January like probably January 5th or something I come back on the I move into the new fucking

studios we gotta give a name to a new studio we're going to take the post that Machinovitz Steven Michivis wrote for us or drew for us and we're going to get a new studio we've got a new computer it's going to be beautiful will come to come to you a lot bigger, blacker, and fucking stronger. Maybe the Jew nest.

The June nest, I love it. Stone. We're going to sacrifice somebody right on these cameras and shit. It's going to be beautiful. I love you guys. Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Little Jose Feliciano for these cock-suckers.

Is that life? Get it. Feliz Navizade. Feliz Navidazade. Merry Navidat. I love you guys. I'm great week. And please Navidate.