The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #152 - The Church Of What's Happening Now

Episode Date: February 19, 2014

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Fuck it. Suck the fucking. Who gives a fuck? It's Wednesday. February 19th. The day the devil was buried in sea. Again. Kick that.

Are you kidding me or what? Either you're gonna suck a dick and you're gonna get your dick suck today. That's what type of motherfucker it is. Get up, eat your oatmeal, take a shit, do some jumping jacks, write your goals. Fuck the weather. Get out there, cock sucker. People get stabbed in the fucking snow, dude. People get stabbed in the fucking snow.

It's a beautiful motherfucking day to be alive except you're in this motherfucker. It's over. That's why it's beautiful. That's why it's fucking beautiful. The church of what's happened now, Lee Syatt, Joey Diaz, what's going on, people? It's a beautiful fucking day. I hope you're up and ready to rock. What's happening?

Where you've been? Oh, you don't fucking ride. I call it right. You don't know. You said that to me every day. We talk four times. What's up, Doug? What do you mean?

You called me up last night. He said, what's the problem? I said, nothing. What the fuck? I don't hear from you all day. You got me in a pain on mine list. You got me fucking. You're out, fucking having a good time at the country club, swimming with a thong on.

They don't want me in there. Doing fucking podcast and shit. Thank you for all the birthday wishes. I am 51 today. It's fucking hilarious. It's fucking hilarious. You know, last night I had to pick the baby and the wife up at 9 at the airport. And I left at 7.45.

And whenever I prepare, I get there to, there's no traffic. Of course. You know, there's never any traffic. You're probably there by 815, right? I was there by 815. And I fucking waited in a car by a gas station like a fucking robbery. Like I was going to run. that fucking gas station on Century Boulevard.

And I was thinking about birthdays because you feel weird on birthdays. You always start off a little melancholy. You don't know what to expect. You know, it's your birthday. And you always, you're depressed for maybe a half hour of your birthday because you got a little older

and you look at your other birthdays and what you're doing and you try to compare them or the years or whatever, you know. I really don't look at the age. I don't give a fuck about that at all. I don't give a fuck how I look. You know, I'm not going to get plastic surgery or fucking... I'll have to return my gift now.

Or dye my fucking hair or wear young jeans or whatever, you know. I feel younger when I go to Jiu-Jitsu and I look around the room and there's 25-year-olds. That's what I feel younger is that I feel okay. You know, like I'm doing something. But I thought, you think about your birthdays, like you're 25. You sit back, you remember your 18th birthday and shit, you know? And you think about the birthdays that stick out.

And out of all the birthdays, I think that stick out on me is one of the last ones my mother had at the bar. You know, for some reason or another, you know, because we celebrated them every year. Then there was two birthdays that stick out that are really fucking crazy for me. There's one when I turned 16 where I broke into my house, my mother's house with my friends, and we had a party in the attic. Was that the one right after she passed away? Yeah, it was like three months away. She passed away in November It was February 19th.

It was the same week as the war. It was 34 years ago. You know, it was the same week as the wall. And it was like, it was midweek where we did that. We did that like on a Tuesday or Wednesday, the wall was Sunday night. This was just to keep the party alive. And I remember that it was more than a birthday party.

It was like a goodbye to the house. Like, that was it. My goodbye party at the house was my birthday, my 16th birthday. But then I look at another birthday I had that Lee, it was fucking sad. But for me, it was liberating. Okay. It was the birthday when I turned 22. It was 1985.

So it was February 19, 1985. To some people, it would be a sad birthday. To me, it was the best day in my life. And I was telling George last night, I was living with George at the time. God knows where the fuck he was. And in those days, I wasn't doing blow. You know, I was trying to get healthy. I was trying to get my man healthy.

I was laying low, waiting for the next move, which was to get this law settlement, and I was going to move to Colorado. And I was 22 years old, and I had no friends that, like, nobody called me that day. Like, I didn't have a phone for anybody to call me if people had sent me cards and that didn't matter. But it was, I was by myself.

all fucking day but the highlight of the day came that night when I don't know what I ended up robin I made like 75 bucks or something and I remember walking over

to George Washington Bridge like I said I wasn't doing blow I bought a $20 bag of weed and I had this Chinese food at this best Chinese place ever the enchanted Lily on Le Moyne Avenue

in Fort Lee dog this is 1985 this fucking Sichuan beef was so good I don't know if you've ever had shredded seschuan beef with the carrots. I hate fucking carrots. But with celery and you mix it with the white rice. Fucking delicious.

But I remember sitting there all alone that birthday. Like just fucking sitting there eating by myself and going, this is great. Yeah. This is fucking great. You know, no birthday cake. Nobody knows it's my birthday. Nobody knows how to get a hold of me. Like I said, in those days I was hiding out.

You know, who would have known four months later? I would have ended up leaving for Colorado for 20-something years. But it's so weird how I always think of that birthday. Because I think of where I come. Now I'm 51. And today I'm going to celebrate a birthday with a wife and a fucking kid. Yeah. You know, when I was 25, when I was 22, I celebrated this birthday all alone.

Were you depressed as it was happening or did you enjoy it? I'm not sure, Lee. No, no, I wasn't depressed. In those days, being alone and having $20 in my pocket, that was my year. Utopia. Yeah. That was as good as it got for Uncle Joey. Like, you know, to have refit, Chinese food,

and to not have to depend on somebody or bother anybody or give me a ride or something. In those days, was fucking so big for me. It was such a self-esteem booster. So that was like the fucking best birthday ever, like at that time. No blow. No movies. I probably even went to the movies. I just can't remember what I went.

That was what I was into then. I would go to the movies a lot then. That was my mind fuck. I would sit in the movies, watch the movies, and daydream about what? I didn't know. I daydream, excuse me, about being in movies. I daydreamed about being one of the characters in the movie. I daydreamed about being the star of the movie.

And I just daydreamed. It was my four hours where I would go hide and escape, you know. So it's weird how birthdays are fucking weird. Birthdays, you always feel weird. That's why people I think fucking get hammered on their birthday. There's a lot of pressure when you're younger. At least, at least I feel some pressure sometimes What on your birthday?

Yeah Especially around that age 21, 22 You're supposed to do something crazy I gotta tell you something The other day I was watching something on TV And they were talking about pressure amongst teens I don't get it I don't get it

I think it's a lot about Facebook now Because you have to put the pictures up That everyone went to I don't get it You don't have to do nothing Oh no, that's true But you don't have to do nothing Yeah

I don't get it I think the most pressure I had on, I had pressure on me at that ages. Like before 16, I had no pressure on me. I went home, I ate, I wiped my ass. The laundry was done, you know, what fucking pressure do you have? The bills are paid? What pressure do you have?

Getting a B? If you do your fucking homework and you study, you'll get a fucking B. You'll get a fucking B. You know, if you work a little harder, you get an A-plus or whatever it is. You know, I didn't know now. I was telling you that now you have to have like a 4.5 GPA. Were we talking about this last one? So you got to study now.

You got to fucking hit the books, you know? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's different. I mean, there's TV shows like the Super Sweet 16 where all the rich kids are going and getting cars and then you have movies like The Hangover and you're supposed to go to Vegas for your 21st birthday. It's not supposed to do shit.

I agree with you. You're supposed to play this life on your fucking rules. What's supposed to? What's supposed to? I don't understand what's supposed. I never understood that concept. I see people with the same jeans on. I still go to,

fucking target and buy $30 fucking jeans I'm comfortable as fucking them. These wranglers or whatever the fucking line they sell I think they're fucking amazing. What are you supposed to do? You're supposed to be happy. You're not supposed to follow every... Who the fuck goes to Vegas when you're 21?

To do what? To do what? That's what I told you that weekend. Unless you're going to Vegas predetermined to do blow, fuck a hooker, get fucked in the ass, all that shit. Bra Vegas ain't worth it. If you're going to go tiptoe around, you know, look at her.

Just stay the fuck home and have a party at your local bar. Yeah. There's only one way to fucking do things. You know, that's what I'm saying. That's what these kids think that you have to do something and be something. You know, at six, I didn't give a fuck. Listen, I grew up basically, you went there with me. We grew up six miles away from New York City.

You saw that. Do you see me impressed with all that shit? Did you ever see me talking about artists and all those words they use and all? You have to go to this hip club. The hippest motherfucker is always you. You know, the party don't start until Sophia Loren walks into that fucking party. The party in my life

has never started until I got there in the back of my mind. Whether I was fucking 10, 51, or 26. The party is fucking me. And that's the way I've always fucking thought. The party don't start to Uncle Joey gets there anyway. So what's the fucking commotion?

And if Uncle Joey don't get there, they fucked up, but ain't no fucking party. But I never understood. What's the pressure? to be 21 to go to Vegas. Is that what it is? It's for a lot of people. And I mean, I actually had a pretty good

at 21st birthday party. Where did you go? I didn't go anyway. I was, I'm old for my grade, so not a lot of my friends were 21. So my parents, or my dad rented me a hotel room and we just drank there.

And I'll go, 10 and 15 of my good friends showed up. I was a girl I was interested in. It was a pretty good day. Nobody brought a gun and shot you's all, did you? No. 21 birthday. That's what I'm talking about.

Did you dream of that night? Is that what you dream in her about 21? No, I mean, you always... I get a whole car room and drink three beers with your buddies and go to bed. No, that's what happens, but everyone thinks you're going to go and get a limo and run around the... You know, I love you like a brother. If that was my 21st birthday, I think I'd stab myself in the eye and never talk to those fucking people again. So what do you want to do?

At that age, for me, it was so fucking extreme. Like, my goal was to get fucked up. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, that's... My goal was to get fucked up at any level of getting fucked up. But in the meantime, it was going to be a fucking magical mystery tour.

You know, I knew how to throw a magical mystery. I never lived my life, too. I never got off on what most people got off on. And the people I grew up in North Bergen, right now in my life, let's get this on the table. Right now in my life, I'm very happy with my life. I'm happy with my career. I'm happy with you.

I'm happy with DiAgostine. and I'm happy with my life and my baby. I'm happy a lot of things, but I need something. There's something that's missing from my life. I need the circle. Well, not the circle. I need that feeling I had when I was growing up. That feeling loops gave me,

and Mike Ascleis gave me, and Georgie gave me. And Glenconti, especially when I say his name. Because there were friends of mine. I never had a... I don't know what to say about this. It was like, we never had to discuss anything. We always knew just... I never really built bonds like that before since that.

And I really missed that. You know, it's fucking hilarious. I tell all these stories about getting high and everything. My favorite thing about the 80s when I lived home, and it still is, is for somebody to pick me up at a quarter of eight. We put on a fucking CD or whatever the fuck you put on. You smoke a joint, you go for a ride, you stop with a 7-Eleven or Dairy Queen,

and you're home by 830. You know that that's my... That's as good as it gets in my world. That's why I always tell you at night. Call me back in an hour. Let me see how I feel. I'm just too old to do it anymore. But that was my life.

That was my life when kids were going to studio. When kids were going out during the week, you know, when I was growing up, you had to start going out on Tuesday night. Tuesday night was Shaleli's. It was a happy hour. Wednesday night was the dome. It was ladies' night.

Thursday night, it was happy hour somewhere else. But we always ended up at Joe Marys. We were always such big Hicks that we always ended up at our bar. We would go into the city and go to Studio 54 and the rooftop and the limelight and all this shit. And after 15 minutes there, we felt out of place. Me and my friends would look at each other and go, we're over here snort and blow.

We could be over there snort and blow. And we'd look at each other, finish our tabs, get the fuck in the car, and we'd always close the bar up in our own little fucking neighborhood. You know? I never got impressed by that I couldn't imagine wanting to I fucking hate Vegas with all my heart

I have no use for fucking Vegas no use for Vegas even when I was snorting I had no use for Vegas because I'm not an outside snorter I can't do a line of coke and go play cards once I do coke I'm in the fucking house and I want to get my dick suck close the curtains don't call room service

don't bother nobody don't you know so it was it was that type of thing for me I never understood why somebody would want to go to Vegas. That's the craziest thing. Unless you're going to lose a limb. Unless you're planning on losing a fucking arm. Listen, I'm going to Vegas to lose a fucking arm.

Like, I'm going to dig it in some fucking hooker's pussy. I never understood all those things, Lee. So I don't understand how a teenager can have fucking pressure. I don't get it. Well, I mean, there's a lot of peer pressure, and then people don't. I mean, you, I mean, it's, it, easy to say you figured it out now

like I figured it out. I think I figured it out now but I'm sure when I'm your age I look back at what I was doing now but like what a fucking idiot though I was so it's it's hard because you don't have that much life experience so you look at TV and you look at what the celebrities are doing and they're in Vegas and they're

they're at I mean so rock ads PDDDD is in Vegas on a private jet you think that's what life's important like we wow I can see where it comes from I'm not defending and I'm not saying it's no no no I see it. You know, you got to understand it was two different types of lifestyle. Yeah. But I never even, I remember going to Vegas for the first time and going, really?

This is it. Yeah. Like, this is it. This is what people go crazy about. Especially now where it's such an open thing. You know, when I was growing up, you had to be one of the beautiful people to go to a club. Now you could be an ugly fuck at your age and go to a fucking club. Yeah. You know, I could put on some tight pants, you know, a little wrist tattoo and grease my my head back. Oh, I'd love to see you. It's getting a jeez. And fucking, you know, walk in like, hey, how you doing, whatever? And be 50 and keep a stray face around young people and try to talk to young girls. Yeah. Which I could never fucking do. The worst thing for me is when I go to a place and I see old people, like my age, trying

to mingle with young people and trying to be cool and shit like that. It drives me crazy. It's always driven me fucking crazy. As I was as I was a kid. A couple weeks ago was the cannabis cup here in town. And Chibo Chew, who I love, Auntie Dolores, who. who I loved. I was out of town, but I got back that Sunday at like three. And I thought about going down there.

You know, I'm going to see them because I really liked those people. Plus, nailed it life. And I couldn't get myself to go down there. Because I remember when I was 30, and I'd go somewhere, and I'd see an old guy with a ponytail, the Led Zeppelin shirt trying to be cool. And I look on and go, Jesus fucking Christ, you're holding on for fucking nothing. You know what I'm saying? You look that bad.

You look that fucking bad. You know, and sometimes you see a guy. Look at Grandpa. He's cool. He's cool for a minute. Then it's fucking embarrassing. The fuck is grandpa doing it here. The fuck home.

Go throw your fucking grand kid up in the air or some shit. That's the show. It drives me crazy. Lisa. What the fuck, Lee? You're sitting there like a motte? Come on, let's eat some fucking candy today. This is a hubby bar.

This is the new. This has been around for a fucking while. They just, they just fucking, it's a tremendous. It tastes great. They're not that strong. But the big thing about it is it's natural. I'll give you one. Don't lie.

I mean, I'll eat it. Check it up. It's not that strong. And look how many slives they give you so you know you're not getting fucked up. You know I take care of my brother Lee. What the fuck? There you go. Look at that.

Look what I'm eating. Look what you're eating. Stop Jesus Christen, all right? Plus, that's got antioxidants and minerals. Yes, it does. That's what the fuck. The thing about this company is that they put antioxidants. in their medical marijuana.

How good does that taste? It tastes good. Who takes K, your uncle Joey? Like me, cock sucker. Did I put a candle on this or anything? You see me blowing whistles? Who gives a fuck? Just eat that thing, you fucking savage, dear.

Look at you. You fucking anima with you. This is how strong this chocolate is. It makes your cough. Six in the fucking morning. in California it's 937 on the fucking East Coast and we're already eating fucking medical marijuana chocolate who the fuck do you think you're dealing with here Joey bananas Sam Sam Stanley it's Black History Month what does that

what does that do with it how good is that Lee it was good I can't to taste the weed man who what it tastes like weed weed weed You know how good? Who takes care of you like Uncle Joey? It'll be nice and mine. You're after the day while you're packing. I might be one packed today. I'll better have to go take a nap.

This is what you do. You succumb to it. Yeah? You got to stop doing that. How do you push through it? You push through it. You get out. You go out.

That's how you push through it. You get out of that fucking coffin you have for a bedroom. That's your coffin. You're going to die. you want me to find you in there you got to get out you got to go out and get some son as soon as you start feeling a little high you got to put your sneakers on and get the fuck out look how nice of this out the clouds are out the birds are chirping you take that high and you go for a fucking walk and you think you take your iPhone

with you whatever phone you have and when you get an idea you fucking talking to the iPhone that's how you do what the fuck you do you think I'm here talking to you wrong that's what happens you get a little high and you tap out you run that bathroom and that bedroom and you stay there until 5 in the afternoon. Yeah. And then when I call you, I'm so high. No, because you should come to it. You got to get out there.

You got to put your fucking army suit on. You're higher than fuck. It's Wednesday, Cocksuck up. February 19. How the fuck are you going to act? There's no peer pressure when you're a child. I don't get it. I don't understand them.

Unless you're paying fucking bills before 18, it's pretty much laid out to you. If you study three hours of fucking night, you will become something. you will become something Correct, no, no. If you study 18 hours a week, you will fucking become something.

What peer pressure do you have? The peer pressure to be what? To be cool? Yeah. You know, I swear to God. I swear to God, I wish I was fucking lying to you. At that age as, man,

I didn't worry about that shit. And I don't know why. I've never known why. I never worried about that stuff. I think it has a lot to do with TVs and stuff, man. I mean, the show like the Jersey Shore, And I mean, I'm not saying they should cancel it, but I'm just saying that I think that's where a lot of it comes from.

Like all the MTV channels, all those shows they have, I really think that's where it comes from. I think that your parents have to talk to you. Your parents have to make you feel like you don't want to be a fucking, like, when I was a kid, my mother told me a thousand fucking times. If somebody jumps off a fucking bridge, you're going to jump off with them? Like every fucking day, she asked me that, 50 fucking times. Yeah.

Like if somebody jumps off a bridge, you're going to follow them and jump. No, you're going to turn around and do your own fucking thing. You're going to jump off the other bridge. You're going to do your own fucking thing. That's always been so important to me. I've always hated when somebody says hot. There was a bar in North Berger when I was growing up. I can't remember what the name.

It was on a fair view border down on Tunley Avenue. Okay. And people made it a, and I made it a fucking thing never to walk in there. Like, I'm that type of guy. You know what? I'm not going to go in there. I could just tell what type of place that is. And if I go in there, I become that.

You know, when I was looking for a fucking agent this year, a lot of people called me up and said, you come over to this over here. But I looked at that caseload. I looked at the other people they had, and I knew that if I went and stood next to those people, I would become them. Are you with me?

In what way? Not become them, become associated with them. Like, that's bad comedy standing next to me. I don't want to stand next to bad comedy. That guy had his fucking day. He had his glory. then now he's fucking still talking about some movie he did in 2000, fucking one.

I don't want to stand next to those people. Sometimes who you stand next to is who you fucking become and it's who they associate you with. Yeah. So I don't I don't even know. Well, that's exactly right. That's the point. That's all these kids want to be

associated with Snooki and whatever, everyone. I sound like an old grandpa because I don't know any of their names anymore. But it's where the biggest show is. is TMZ and it's for people who are not in LA and one of the

major cities I can see where that would be a big oh I want to go to LA and do the red carpet and go and I don't know I once heard that young girls wanted to be Kim Kardashian Yeah you know and it's great to walk around

to have people polish you when you walk into a club you have all the you know she's going to have to pay for that somewhere along the line somewhere along the line somewhere along the line you pay for that you lose yourself you know I've heard little rumblings her family's falling apart oh yeah well have you seen the commercial for the show I don't know the name of it

but it's like Hollywood heiresses this is the show and one of the lines in the commercial is this hot girl that looks at the camera says I want my only skill to be signing a credit card slip she says that into the camera and it's ooh these heiresses are going crazy and it's just I mean I know they have rich kids from Beverly Hills

Honey or something like that. Those kids in 10 years, they're fucking worthless people. I don't care how old you are. Those kids can't do anything for themselves. I see adults out here that can't do anything for themselves. I speak to different agents and managers, and they tell me about these people. Then 20 years from now, they're on TV saying they got robbed.

You wonder why you got robbed. You're a fucking jerk off. You're a fucking idiot. I would rob you too. It's a shame not more people are fucking robbing you. You fucking suck-ass cock sucker. And you got a mind. mind your shit. You got to take

care of your shit. Half of these people get robbed. You don't know what I'm not? They only got robbed by their business manager. So you're going to give every fucking dollar you own to some guy to sign and pay your fucking bills. How long could you hold on to $3 million before one day you go, you know what, I'm going to borrow $100,000. Let's see if they know this.

And once you borrow $100,000, you borrow another $100,000. You know, it's in all positions, Dave. It's like acting class. And comedy workshops have drilled me. You know, these comedy classes that pop up all around. The comedians that teach these classes, I wouldn't want to be fucking

standing next to it. And these kids pay all this dough for these fucking kids, and these guys can't fucking help you. They can give you their losing fucking facts. What have they done? You know what I'm saying? There's a reason why Tim Allen, there's a reason why a lot of these people don't teach comedy fucking classes.

But you get these guys of the middle level fucking horrible comics that teach this shit. And you pay $400 at the end you do a show case. You don't understand how bad I would love to put a stand-up course together and have kids that I fucking 10 per semester. And I'm not even looking like me and the Agostino laugh all the time by Joey Dears's comedy college.

I would have 50 fucking classes. I would milk you on every level because if these idiots can milk you, I can milk you on every fucking level. Acting for comics, acting one, acting two, acting three, acting four. I'll have you around like fucking a credit card. You know how a credit card makes you pay $42 a month? They don't give a fuck what you do. do that's what I'll do I'll have you around if you're going to be that much of a sucker

there's there's acting cults in this town that I sit here and I wonder when they're going to get exposed when is somebody going to get exposed you know every time you say oh shit oh shit good morning mr. Dean good morning Joey what's happening what's happening baby thank you very much on the line we got her Dean thank you very much for waking up when I spoke to you last night I said I see them on 645 you said tomorrow I said, no, tomorrow morning you go, ooh, that's early. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. You know, I'm usually not moving that fast at this time in the morning.

Okay. Yeah. All right. I ain't mad at you. You have children, correct? I do. What time they get the party started over there? Oh, they're up already.

They've done their thing. But, you know what? Most of the time, I let them get up and do the thing. I get up and, you know, see them off. They get to school on their own unless they're running late. then I take them, you know. Hey, uh, Herb Dean, how old are you? You know, they're trying to get independent, you know?

Yeah, how old are the girls? Uh, 16 or 17. Oh, my God, you're at that age. You're really a new chuck of a motherfucker in the head. Exactly. Exactly. I got a son, he's 20, you know, he should assist with those responsibilities, you know. Okay, I didn't, Herb Dean, I didn't know you had children.

How old are you, Mr. Dean? Oh, 43. Oh, my God, you're a young man. Look at you. Yeah, you know. You know, yeah. But last night you made me... It's great.

Now, they're, you know, they're at that age, we can, you know, do things together. It's great, it's good, you know. Last night you made me laugh when I got off the phone with you, because I tried to drop some Earthwind and Fire knowledge on you, and you fucking rebuttal that mean shit. So when I... Oh, yeah, man, that's right there. Yeah, I was, um...

Yeah, I'm serious about the Earthwind and Fire. Now, I like music, man. That's what I like about talking to you. You get on the phone or on the airplane and talk about music all. day. Oh, I love it. I don't know. And it's funny that I thought I was the only personally who remembered Earthwin and Fire. I'm so ashamed of myself and hear you.

I listen to That's the Way of the World at least once a week. One of my favorite songs of all time, Herb Dean, is Can't I Love? Oh, that song is ridiculous. That song is ridiculous. That is, when I was a kid and I heard Earth Earth When I lost my fucking mind. The outfits,

you know, Maurice White, I just loved everything about him, you know. So I didn't want to. You know, it's funny. I didn't really start liking them. I mean, I liked them a bit when I was a kid because that's just all you knew. But then my parents listened to it so much, they're like my kids. I was sick of it.

You know, and then when I was about 17 years old, I kind of rediscovered it again. I was like, man, these guys, these guys are great. You know, and I started, you know, I wasn't saw them this year. They played at the Hollywood Bowl. Come on. Yeah, they played at the Hollywood Bowl, man. Three nights they played. I'm embarrassed.

My wife works at the Hollywood Bowl. That bitch didn't tell me. I'm going to strangle when I get home. I don't look at the schedule that much. But it's amazing how I grew up on, you know, I don't like funk as much as I like soul. There's a big difference. Right, right.

I love the temptations. I love David Ruff in a couple jams. One of my favorite jams of all time is walk away from love. There's nobody's voice that is better than David Ruffin on that song. And this is, people will listen to the show going, what the fuck you're talking about? I'm 24. People, get some soul music in your life,

some old school Teddy Pentegras and MFSB. You'll look at these rappers today, and you'll see where they got everything. Teddy Pendergast was ridiculous. You know, because he came like, he... Yeah, yeah. It kind of hurt me deep, though, when I found out about his orientation.

Not that I have anything against orientations, is just that I imagine those songs a different way, you know what I mean? It's like Judas Priest. It's like Judas Priest. When I hear Hell Bent for Leather, the whole arm delivering the goods, you're like, what the fuck was he talking about? Exactly.

Exactly, yeah. It's kind of makes me one and this is with my picture, you know? No, no, no, I like that. I never heard it put that way. It's funny how that music is, when I hear a lot of rap today, and I hear, like, sampling, I know. Like, I'll tell you another band who I love growing up, the OJs. Love D.O.J.'s to me.

Oh, yeah. You know, I'm trying to think. Did I see them? I think I saw them, the OJs, I saw them like a few years back. You know, speaking of order to-taic, you know, they played at that Sunset Music Festival. The one down there and before, when they still had that, like a few years back. It's funny. You really liked music.

Ari said he bumped into you at a festival in Seattle or somewhere, right? Yeah, it was in San Francisco. Ari said, yeah, Ari said, Herb Dean is great. I bumped into a festival. in San Francisco. So you're really digging, man. You're out there doing it. Yeah, yeah.

You know who was playing up there? You know who was playing there? Sheik. Oh, my God. Yes, Sheik was there. So Sheik had this album. It came out, must have come out in 78. And the first song was the song that came out to a bass riff.

Does Sheik Shear? Do you remember that? Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Sheesh sheer. Boom, boom, boom. Bo-boom-p-bon-p-bon. Oh, okay, yeah. Yeah, you're the big fuck-s.

Shears. Boom-bon-p-boom, boom. Boom. And I'll never forget, man. I must have been in the eighth grade, and I went to see Hoboken play Northburg in my high school in, like, the quarterfinals of the States. And Hoboken, this is 1978, Herb Dean.

Hoboken had these two young brothers, Charlie, Juice, Du Bois, and this other guy, his partner. and I forget what his name. They both end up going to Boston College. One of them stabbed the motherfucker. It's over now. But Charlie, they led the county and slammed dunks in Jersey at that time. And I'm not talking about little slam dunks.

I'm talking about Tomahawk and motherfuckers, that type of shit. And these guys came out to that song and started slamming in high school. Never mind college. This is a high school team. I think out of the five starters, three of them could slam. In 78, that was big. And I'm not talking about little hoop. That's ridiculous.

It was ridiculous. And my high school ended up beating them by like three points. It was one of the biggest upsets. But I'll never forget they came out to the shik-shear. Cheek, whatever, sheer. I can't even fucking say it. Unbelievable. But, you know, when I came from Cuba, my mom had the bar on 137th Street.

And I talk about this all the time. That was the first time I heard the transition from Cuban music to music was soul music. And in 1966, when I came from Cuba, 67, 68, it really was soul music. You know, they were, it was James Brown. Like, I still remember hearing James Brown hot pants. I almost lost my fucking mind. Joe Tex, I got you. You remember that shit?

Hot pants. That's good music right there. So you grew up, how old were you when you came from Cuba? Three. Three. By the time I was five or six, I remember being at my mother's bar. on 137th and walking to like 125th no it was 127th I'm sorry and walking like a half a mile to pick up the 45 single to James Brown hotpants Wow okay walking home

Well you were older than me see I I was born in 70 Ah, but by the time you were five they were still throwing some fucking jams at your house Oh yeah, oh no, oh yeah, you know brick house. Yeah, that was Oh, my God. Oh, my God. When the Commodores came around, nobody can handle it. And then, Lionel Richie, you know, I heard Endless Love the other day, by mistake. It was Valentine's Day.

I got in the car and I was driving. Endless love came on. And it is such a bad motherfucking song, him and Diana Ross. It is such a bad fucking song. You want to just take your car and crash it. You're like, God damn, I got to go fall in love all over again. You remember being in high school? You know, I think the Commodores are playing somewhere in Vegas.

this week. I don't know if they prayed already or they're going to play. But one of my buddies, he does this thing up there with Magic, with Magic the clothing convention. He told me he's going to have Commodores play at his event. With Ronald Richie. So much music around. So much good music to just go see. They really, and a lot of these old times,

they ain't going away. You know, that's how they make their money now. Like, you know, people are, you know, people are giving away music, so people got to play for their music now, and, you know, for their money, you know. So what's happening, Herb, Dean, you've been the fucking ref of the year last year.

I mean, every time you're around, something's crack or lacking, which means you're the baddest motherfucker around. You always come out, I'm skayed, so you're the baddest motherfucker around. I mean, you were there when Anderson cracked this fucking leg, and I watched that fight, and I've seen how much you controlled it. I saw how much you kept them together, how controlled you were, you know? And even though...

Man, hey, thank you for... Thank you for appreciating what you. I do, man, that was unfortunate, right? Nobody wants to see something like that happened. No, I mean, America's, every the world, everybody's heart stopped for a minute. Right, yeah. Yeah, I remember I was thinking, man, did I just see this? Did this really happen?

Okay, well, I mean, some things I got to do. Let me try to help the situation out a little bit. Man. You know, I was in Jujitsu last week and I saw somebody get kneeed in the face by mistake. He was a bit of accident. He moved up and the kid moved his leg. It was a complete accident. There was no blood involved or anything.

But just that click, I heard the click to his cheekbone, I had to turn around, Herb Dean. I'm sensitive. I can't see blood or fucking needles or people getting hit. I had to turn around. If I would have heard a man yell like that when Anderson was yelling, I mean, you heard the yells. You were three fucking feet away.

I saw the one time when you put your hand down in his chest and you tried to talk to him. And that's when I saw, you know, sometimes in this sport, it's not about the call or this or that. It's how a person reacts to it. And that's the night I realized your weight was worth in gold, how you reacted to him and how you stopped the fight and how you, you know, you maneuver them in.

You were like a fucking street corner cop. You were pushing them in yelling, then you went back to Anderson. I saw that, man. I saw that part of the United of you. You're a bad motherfucker. Yeah, you know, you try to have some empathy. You know, I've had bad injuries before, and I've been, you know, man, I've had bad injuries before where I don't know what's going to happen.

You know, someone was there for me to kind of help me calm down and, like, let me know, okay, everything's together, you know, and that's kind of what you want to know. You know, you don't know what's happening. You don't know how bad it's going to be. You know, hey, well, that's one thing is, hey, we got a doctor here for you, and he's a good doctor. You know. You know, and they showed pictures of him kicking the fucking bag again. Did you see those? Yeah, man.

Yeah, he's lifting weights and doing things. I mean, you know, that guy, you know, a lot of people were asking me, you know, hey, that's a career ending. That seems like the first thing everyone wants to say. I was like, well, look, and man, we watch this sport because these people are our betters. They do things that we can't do. That's why we watch them. So I don't have any idea about.

You know, what would be career injuries for most mere mortals will not be for, you know, for someone like him, you know? No, it was very sad. I mean, I'm sorry, it was very sad that night coming off to Roundarazzi fight. I mean, that fight was one of the best fights of the year. And all of a sudden you're like, what could top this? What could fucking top this? You know, Anderson's silver, Chris Weidman. And you're sitting in anticipation.

All of someone you're seeing it go down. I mean, I don't know. It was the weirdest night for me. I kind of feel for Chris Weidman, too, because, you know, when he won the first time, it was, you know, people thought he had it was a weird circumstance, so people kind of, you know, it just didn't have a clean transfer. And then when he won the second time, right, all the attention is basically on, you know, the unfortunate injury that Anderson got. You know, I didn't even get to raise the man's hand, you know. It's like people, it seems like this, you know, I don't know, like it didn't seem like there's the instant. transfer of attention to him as

the champion, you know, right then that most people get. No, well, he's got Vidor next, you know? Yeah. And I bet America is sitting there ready to watch this fight to see how this ends and, you know, people always gonna fucking complain. I'm so sick and tired of fucking people

complaining. Because whether you win, you knock him out, they complain. Whether you win by unanimous, they complain. They complain about Vitor with the TRT. They complain about this guy. it's like they're never fucking satisfying the people who complain Herb Dean

are people who never even gotten punched in the fucking face that's why they complain about that no it drives me fucking crazy how these analysts and these writers could say the shit that they say and they've never even taken a martial arts class they've never even gotten a fucking yellow belt in the neighborhood karate

school but they're sitting there fucking telling you about this and this and it drives me crazy you know nobody knows what's gonna I mean it's a brand new sport like you said it's 2014, what an injury lasted 10 years ago, they could do miracles with now. Miracles with now.

But it's always like... And man, you're right about the way, I mean, some of you, and some of the fans say, some of the, I mean, we've got great fans. MMA, we've got some awesome fans. But some of the things that some of these people say, man, they, man. I think some people should experience a sport a little bit, get a little bit of a little insight sometimes. You know? Well, they have these things. Like, they have these, you know, they have sports radio, you know.

When I was a kid, I had a friend that listened to sports radio. And, hey, it's huge. It's a huge market. I never understood it. I never understood sitting there for fucking five hours and talking about the sport, the draft. I never understood it. The kid from Oklahoma. And then when my friends, they listen to it all day and they can talk about,

they can talk about the sports just like, you know, just like the guys on sports radio. Like when they, you know, they start talking about who's over where and where they used to, you know, coach before and what type of defense they're used to run in and what type of program

and such and such is the undercoach and he's affecting, you know, and man, they really can get into it. And it's, and with sports, I mean, I hear it. And even my buddy Lee, Lee's a big, devout sports guy, but Lee leaves it to a degree.

He's a big New England guy. He loves the Red Sox. But back home in Boston, when I was driving before podcast, I would listen to that all the time. Sports talk. Oh, yeah. And people arguing and people calling up. People calling in were crazy.

Crazy. That to me has always been fucking absurd. How they go after owners, club owners. And it's people who haven't really experienced it in a lot of levels. That's what burns. It's a lot of information to keep up with that. Oh, fuck you. And you know what?

If they kept up in the information that they keep up with shit that doesn't matter to them, let's say they were fucking electricians. If they kept up on the information of electricity, the way they did on sports, they'd be fucking Einstein. They'd be inventing light bulbs out of fucking fingers and shit like that. You know what I'm saying? But they focus on this shit. I had people come up to me with questions about MMA.

I really enjoy watching it. And I grew up in old school karate programs, so I've been kicked in the fucking mouth. I've been beat up. I understand it. And even now, to even understand it more, at 50, I'm 51 today, Herb Dean. I just got my first striped in Jiu-Jitsu

because, you know, I saw Ben Henderson's mother doing it and I hear all these stories about people. And I said, fuck it, it's going to keep me alive. And the thing about Jiu-Jitsu, that really is going to keep me alive, I even stop smoking pot, Herb, Dean. I'm just vaporizing now. Because I got sick and tired of tapping out.

I got sick and tired of running out of fucking gas. You know, I put a lot of work into this. walk around, I go to kettle belt class, I try to go to two or three jiu-jitsu's a week, and I'm still, I'm right. Yeah, I'm with no testosterone. Where are you training it? I train at a place called V-MAC in North Hollywood. It's a John Jack Machado, a black belt, and he's got a purple belt from Cabrini, John Evan,

and he's got another purple belt from John Jack named John Bud, and it's a white belt school. It's perfect for a guy like me. I don't want to get beat up. I just want to get in shape and breathe and learn how to breathe better and breathe on my back. If I can learn how to get a... No, no, I got you. That's what I'm trying to fight. Like, I still train, and people ask me, you know, what...

You're getting around now. I'm not trying to fight anybody. I just want to fight old age is what I'm going. Yeah, I don't even want a stripe. I don't even want a belt. I just want to go in there and sweat and have people choke me and get better at it. And, you know, if something ever does go down, at least I can take somebody down, pull guard,

break their fucking arm and get in my car and go home before the cops get there. That's the whole thing about it with me. I have a 13-month-old little girl, and that's my biggest fear. fear that something happens I can't run with her you know that's why I work so hard on the cardio and I'm going to myself it's like it's like fucking working out three times a day but you go home and I need a carton ice cream you're defeating the fucking purpose so why am I kettlebelling it in Burbank three times a week with a stopwatch I'm getting dizzy in this motherfucker and I'm still smoking like like I run the

marijuana fucking festival so I had to give somewhere so I said fuck it I'm just gonna go to vaporizing now so I could focus a little bit better at a and breathe a little better you know I got sleep apnea you know I smoke cigarettes for 10 years I quit now I'm smoking refa you got to stop somewhere so at least now I have something to do why I quit you know and I'll give it a shot you enjoy it better with the vaporizer the last three days yeah yeah I have been enjoying a little better and I have been breathing a little better to be honest with you you know I get up in the morning and 10 minutes in I'm already hitting two

fucking pipe loads that's got to do something to you your lungs early in the fucking morning and I've been doing that since I was 15 you know so uh it's time for me to yeah well good for you man those I mean I know you always did martial arts you know I remember you always was doing Kimple and stuff yeah but doing that we did to man that's a whole different type of workout right well you're getting it in there listen man for years we all know how to throw punches and we all know and I hang out around people that are jitit I hang out with Eddie and I see Joe a lot and you know my friend is a purple belt and My other friends are Bluebell, and they always talk about it.

And I was always very scared to go down there because I have sleep apnea, and I'm 50, and I'm fat. And I've got to tell you something, it's a tremendous workout. If a motherfucker just does 20 hip escapes a day, you will lose weight. Yeah, yeah. If you do 20 hip escapes a day, they're fucking fun hipasca. You know, when I started, I can do four hipascaates, and I'd be out of breath. Now I could do the length of the fucking floor, and I got to stop for five minutes.

I could do it again, and I could do the other ones. so it's been very fucking interesting man and you know what I like about that Herb Dean that keeps me thinking if something keeps me thinking that means I'll progress I'll evolve I'll keep evolving

you know that's what's funny about it you can geek out about it right it's kinetic chess so you can get real geeked out about all the different moves and what you're going to do next and you know how you as you there's always something to think about

and you're developing your game too and that's what's great about it too everybody's game is personal you know it's very personal be good at that everybody that other people want. You know, you got to find your moves. The thing about, right, you find your moves at Jiu-Jitsu. You know, I had a friend that went to, he was from Baltimore,

and he was telling me, go, Jiu-Jitsu ain't no complicated thing. You find two or three or four moves, and you work those motherfuckers, and that's what works for you. It works for your body type. You know what I like about it, that when I finish you, whenever I walk out of Jiu-Jitsu Herb Dean, it's like I did something huge. It's like I won an Oscar in my mind.

Oh, that's cool, man. I did not know you were doing J-Jitsu. Neither did I. here that I and one day I just got sick and tired last year throwing kicks and punches and forms and I said I want to learn something I've never I've never even wrestled in high school so when they show me a single that's something new to me you know what I'm saying when they show a fucking a butterfly sweep that's fucking tremendous that's new to me you know why I don't go to jih Tzu at night herb dean because I won't sleep I'll go home and think about the

fucking move yeah I try got to go on the day three So I try to go Tuesdays, like this week, I'm home. So I'll go Tuesday. I didn't go yesterday because I went to acupuncture. And I did a kettlebell class Monday. I did a kettlebell class Sunday and I ran Sunday. So I won't do Jiu-Jitsu this week until Thursday, Friday, and Sunday I'm going to a Higin Machardo. Because he's a big guy, so I'm going to his seminar.

Yeah, Hedlien's got a big game. He teaches big guy game. Right. So I'm going to go to that. He teaches big guy game. So I'm going to do that. And listen, man, I'm 50. I'm not going to be a black belt.

I'm just going to move on the floor and get a little better. And to evolve. To evolve as a human being is one of the biggest things that I love about life. To just keep learning and keep... It's like when you watch a UFC fight and a guy is good at something in the last two fights, he's had rough fights, and you figure he's going to go to a camp

and he's going to work on a different attack of his game. Maybe he's on a tightness, Jiu-jitsu up and his wrestling and then you see him in the third fight and his cardio's going already. You feel heartbroken because he didn't evolve. He went and then did the same fucking move he did the prior two fights. He didn't evolve. He didn't try to even learn a flying sidekick.

And that's, I think that's important for human beings. No, no, you get older. Always, you know, trying to grow, right? All the different ways. Our mind, body, and spirit, you know. And I see you, I see you out there, man, and you're always. everybody loves you herb dean i mean you look at all the guys that work around the ufc there's always uh i don't even want to mention their names you know they're always complaining uh fucking

the boss is always saying some about him at the uh at the press conference after the fight you never really you're that good man and you're that composed you know i mean i i haven't made my last mistake and uh you know what i mean because we're all people but you know i i i do take it serious like you say i would love for this stuff and you know what i mean that's uh You know, I just try to do the best I can for these guys. You know what I mean? And it's great, man. You get to be around all these people that you don't have a lot of respect for.

And, yeah, I think we got the best athletes ever. You know, it's kind of a weird thing, my job, though, is when you pull somebody off of somebody and, you know, they're still, and you look down at your friend, and he's still moving around and happy, sometimes you feel like, ooh, they're doing a disturbance. You know, these guys want to leave it all out there, you know, they want to leave it all on the table. Well, a couple weeks ago, you had the one fight with your, Yariah and the kid, and they said some people called an early stoppage, and I didn't see Yerai's hand either, and he wasn't moving,

so I went with you, and I'm not telling you this because you're on the phone with me, I'm telling you this because that's what I saw. I didn't see his thumb up, and even if I would have sung with a thumb up, you're still getting kicked in the fucking head. Yeah, well, you know, at the end, some of the situations are pretty rough. Like, sometimes when he stops because, you know, a guy can't, you know, that's the bottom line. You know, you want a guy to be able to respond and, and show you what he's, what he can do, because we can't feel what he's going through.

You know what I mean? Somebody, some of these guys can take hammers. Some of these guys get hit with a punch and, you know, it doesn't look like that much to you, but it catches them in the right spot. You don't know what anyone's going through, so we have to respond on what they're doing. And sometimes guys get in a situation where it's the position that hasn't beaten. They just can't do anything with it right then. And they're not, you know, if they're not able to get out of it, they're just going to take damage. So I just, you know, the end of the day, though, is we want to make sure these guys leave it all out there. And that's what I always try to do for him, you know what I mean? And, you know, I did feel like you're right, having something left.

And so it's kind of a weird situation, you know? What people understand is what you see when you're there and what you see on TV is two different things. And I didn't know this. I didn't know this, Mr. Dean, until I went to the Mike Pierce-John Fitch fight a couple years ago. I sat ringside for that I sat really ringside and I don't know if you worked that fight or if you remember that fight

Mike Pierce was attacking John Fitch with a lot of body punches he was really fucking hitting him bam bam bam I mean body punches that when you're sitting in the chair your kidney hurts you're like God damn I can hear them

I could hear solid punches and even though John Fitch wasn't reacting to them you know he's gonna fucking be in pain for three or four days and he's going to piss some hemoglobin the rest of the week. He ain't even going to piss himoglobin. That motherfucker, blood ain't even going to be made. When I watched the fight months later at the house, I didn't get that. You didn't see that.

You didn't feel that. Yeah, you're right about that. When you're right of favor or anybody, I'm just saying you're right, anybody gets punched in the head, you're there. You hear that cheekbone. You hear those two bones colliding. You know from experience if that punch is going to do damage. You don't see it.

How many times have you seen, even with Anderson in the Weidman fight, when he got hit with that punch? I didn't see his eyes closed. You did. When he got on top of him, I saw that after the video play, the screen, or whatever the fuck you call it, the video replay. But I didn't see that that night. I just thought he got hit with a regular punch,

and he went down because he lost his footing. Not because for three minutes, his eyes went out. Because he was cut off balance, right? Yeah. Right. So those are the things that you see. Those are the things that you see that we see something completely different, that you have to be there or be that close to see. Yeah, you know, that's what we try to do is like, you know, I go over every fight.

I agonize over it and try to look at them after I'm done and see if I could have been in a better position or things like that. You know, that's what we want to try to be in the best position we can to, you know, really see what's going on and try to, you know, do a good job for these guys. You've got to make some really split-second decision, you know. And like, you know, I always say, you know, it's where we have a split-second to make a decision and these guys' help is on the line, but on the other side of it, their dreams and aspirations and everything they work for and sacrifices on the other side, you know. So, you know, you know, people always say, you're on the side of the cops, but you got to, you know, you got to really, I take it really serious.

It's my, uh, sacred to me. So what's going on with the referee school this year? Let's see on May 2nd and 3rd, I do an MNA referee camp. It's at my school in Pasadena. And now at your training, we should come on by, man. Come on by, I do an MMA class too. What night? On Wednesday nights, Wednesday nights are doing an NNA class.

We get in there and move around. We teach a, you know, like a take downs off the cage and stuff like that, which is kind of a little different if you never get to work in a cage. It's take downs off the cage. It's a whole little art form to that, you know. and we have a good time. It's a fight academy. What do you teach over there?

Where is your academy? I didn't even know you had an academy. Yeah, Fight Academy, Pasadena. I'm right over here with Savant. Savant Young, he's a former fighter. I mean, you're probably seen him. He's fought in affliction and used to fight in the ISL. Looks like one little walking muscle.

Okay. Looks like just muscle. Yeah, and so I teach over there on Wednesday night. And, you know, I try to keep acting. and but that's where I have the referee school and that's going to be on second and third you can go to Herbdeen.com and find out about it and it's a good time we go over you know we just teach

you know make sure people understand how to interpret the unified rules we um we go over referee mechanics we go we do judging we work with the scoring criteria and there's exciting stuff happening with that there's a move with the commissioners to try to, you know, change kind of how they are actually scoring things, you know what I mean, with the 10-9, I think, is being attacked, you know, because 10-9 has been too broad, so I think we're going to start seeing more 10-8s given so that we can get a little bit more guys aren't doing the same amount of work.

I mean, different amounts of work, we get the same amount of credit. So, you know, we go over that. And then also we have guys teach us technique, because we want to make sure we have officials who understand the techniques of the sport. You know what I mean? Not just from watching it, but understanding at a detailed level, the detail that it takes to be,

make sure that the technique is successful while you're going to be about you waiting it, and that's what we do. And it's fun. Then we're then it ends with, I have some amateur fights at my gym and the guys who are, who show that they understand, you know,

who pass the course and actually understand the sport, get them in there and get them some experience, judging a referee. You know, Herb Dean, you're an interesting dude, brother. I'm glad you think so, man. I'm glad you keep having me on your show. It's... Hold on a second.

You give him lunch money? Don't be cheap. Oh, yeah. Give me your 10th spot. Don't be cheap, Herb Dean. You know, Herb Dean, it's so weird that I discovered MMA at, you know, 45 or 46 and 40... And I've learned more from MMA not to be a fighter or not even... to be a tough guy, but the disciplines I've learned from M.M.A. Some of the relationships I've made

an M.A. is amazing because we don't have anything in common, but we do. You know, I talk to you, I talk to Ivan Salivary, I talk to Ed Sinister. I talk to so many different people in the M.M.A world, and I'm not an M.A fighter. I'm just a dirty comic, you know, and it's amazing how we're so different, but we're the same. We're both striving for the same thing, to be the best. at what we do, you know? Exactly. And people see the two fighters in the, in the ring, in the octagon, and they see, and they don't really look at the third guy, a lot of people.

I do. I look at all you guys, and I see what they do. And, brother, you're ahead of everybody else, man. You're a fucking, you're an animal. Mandela would be proud. You know what I'm saying? It's Black History Month. Everybody would be proud.

You're a bad motherfucker, bro. You hold your own, man. Thanks so appreciate you, man. And I definitely appreciate what you do, man. You know, we all need some laughing in our life, man. And on top of it, you know, you do more than just keep us laughing, keep us thinking about just life and everything going on. So when you're going to do stand-up again, man?

I'm going to come check you out. I'm doing something Saturday, but you're in Vegas. You're over there for Rhonda Rousey and call me. Right, right. That's going to be a great card. I'm at the Ice House Saturday night. We're going to do a live podcast. I was only call you, then I realized you're in Vegas.

So, but next time I'm there, I love to call you for you to come out. And, you know, I know people that you've been on, every time you're on the podcast, I get great responses. People like what you got to say, man. So I'm happy. I'll come out and do the live podcast again. And that was fun. You know, I wasn't kind of not, I wasn't, that format was different,

just, you know, hanging out and just being yourself and having fun. And I enjoyed it, man. I'd like to come and do it again sometime. Well, let's do it in April, my brother, before the, before the ref thing. Have a great weekend in Vegas, and I love you. Stay black and beautiful, as usual. Okay, love you too. Yeah, stay black.

Thank you, man. Bye, bye. Bye-bye. You know what's crazy, man, that I was thinking about this, and last week I got into a Bruce Lee craziness, and it really fucking, when my wife went away, I put like two Bruce Lee movies on, I analyzed them, and it really broke my fucking soul last week.

In fact, I went on Rogans and broke the Chinese connection down. And I've got to tell you what Bruce Lee showed me, you know, growing up. That's maybe what it was. That's maybe why. I didn't become a sheep early on. That's maybe what helped me keep my sanity. Because trust me, I had a lot of sheepish ways. And right before I would do something, I'd go, no, I'm not going to do that.

You know, just against who the fuck I am. I always wanted to be different. And the movie that really got me that he did it, it's not a, it's Enter the Dragon. And Enter the Dragon, it's about a guy that goes to an island to get scope out information for the CIA or whatever. And at the same time, get revenge for his sister. and he goes to this fucking island they all have to wear geese and he wouldn't wear a fucking ghee

he wouldn't wear a fucking ghee and I remember being 10 it being July in 1973 and walking down Bergen-Line Avenue my dad won because that's who I went to see the Chinese connection with

none of all the fight scenes and all that all I thought about was him not wearing a fucking ghee why didn't he wear the ghee why didn't he want to be like everybody else when wear that fucking geet watch that

watch that watch the guy even comes up to him he goes Mr. Glee you're not in your morning ritual and Bruce Lee gives him a fucking look and in that look it's like because I'm not a fucking donkey like you look at the look I just filled it in

for you and I always remembered that and my mom stressed my mom had a lot of faults as a mom and she had a lot of faults as a woman but one of the faults she one of the strengths she had is the same strength

Ron DeRousie's mother had. I watched that UFC. Presents Rhonda Rousey. Did you watch that? You watch the whole thing, the documentary of the other night? No, before her, like two fights ago, I think they played it. Or maybe I watched something different. And my mother always let me believe

that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. My mother always made me believe that I could do whatever the fuck I wanted. Listen to me, people. My mother always made me believe that on that given day, I could do anything I fucking wanted to and that's one thing I took from her

and that's why I never wanted to do what I didn't want to do I don't believe I have to wear underwear's I don't believe I have to have a fucking watch on I don't believe that you need to do so many things that society wants you to do the end night Lee and I had a very

interesting conversation about marriage and Lee's a sweetheart and I love Lee like if he's a son a brother or a best friend and Lee I could see Lee once again married in two years or something I'm like Lee I want you to live your life a little bit she's not going anywhere you know she's going to be a beautiful girl forever

yeah and she's going to go to law school and I'm sure that I don't want you to get married to to realize life and then you're going to be heartbroken that a lot of people get married and they don't realize that life gets in the way and I can see by her dedication to her job that life's going to get in the

fucking way yeah she don't want to be a mom right off the bat she's going to take a career and she's going to work 70 hours a week. Oh, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I never wanted you to expect, like, and I don't think that you know that. I don't think that you see that in so many ways.

I wasn't telling you not to get married. And the other thing, you're 27, you're 25. Yeah. I was talking to you as a part of living your life a little bit more. When I say that, not even getting pussy. It's not about getting pussy, because that's not what makes a man. What makes a man is life experiences and how he reacts to them.

and how stronger he gets or does he get weaker like a fucking little faggot. You get stronger every fucking day is a man. That's what being a man is. Every day you get fucking stronger. So the shit that, you know, if you might have sucked the cock at 14, by the time you're 28, you're definitely not going to suck a cock. You know what I'm saying? Speaking of a sucking cocks,

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So the fucking, the word of the day is not to be a fucking pussy and live your fucking life. There's no peer pressure if you grab your cock and say, today I'm doing what the fuck I want to fucking do, Lee. That's what the problem is

that as a kid, your parents never teach you that. You're your own fucking person that today you're going to do what the fuck you want to do. You're the captain, Kirkland, you're fucking Enterprise. You're going to do something

because some fucking Kim Kid Dad. You know me dick sick, kick madashian, you know what me black fucking cock? She had to sniffed the helmet. With that cock paste you get on there and shit. At least two. She had to sniff it and suck it and lick those fucking nuts.

Inhale that shit. People, the fucking Armenian flag, they took it down half-mask that day, that filthy fucking animal. You know, these people, they sell their souls. Then they wonder why. You know one thing about me? Man, I never sold my soul. Lee, you never sold your soul.

You don't see me with fucking ha-ha-ha-ha. Or going to birthday parties are jumping up and down, a post-and-pair. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. I give a fuck about my health. About my buddy's fucking health. I'm not going to walk around and, oh, I got a need to do this, so I'm going to beat myself to fuck up.

Fuck you. Peer pressure. That's what's wrong. You're right, these little cock suckers, and you better not have pre-opression no more. What peer pressure you got? You're a handsome. You're a fucking, with the animals. You're a handsome fucking Jew.

Look at you. You've got a beautiful heck. Look at your dome. Have you put some light on that mother? You've got put some makeup on that fucking dome. Smoking. What? Let me give some shout-outs.

What are you bothering me for? You play some music for me? Sure. What music are you? What's a surprise. Are you fucking kidding me or what? It's the kings of debt. On a Wednesday morning, my 51st birthday shit.

Lees on the edible. How do you feel, brother? I feel pretty nice. See? You know, you're all right. You feel good. This is what you said to me before I sat in the car before. You're not going to fucking out.

You're not going to bet. You're going out with me. You're walking me to the car. You're going to get to me. I'm taking your keys and you've got to come back. I'll come back on now. Go get some sun. It's a beautiful day to be a lot.

It was the last time we got some vitamin D in your system. I don't know. Yesterday? I went to the hardware store yesterday. I don't belong there at all. I don't know how much store yesterday? What the fuck is? You got to get some vitamin D.

I'm trying to get you nice and tightly. You want to get fucking, let me give some shoutouts. Don't stop playing that because I want the guitar solo today. I want to give some shit. I want to give some shoutouts to my man, Daniel Lyon. My man, John Diaz, Patrick Haas, John Pittering, Pat Elam, and Ookie, Spooky, Tammy. I love you, sexy motherfucker. Play that motherfucker.

Fast forward that thing for me. How far? Let's get to the guitar. I don't know. Another minute? Yeah, do a minute. What do you bother me for? What do you think?

I have this calculated in my fucking capacity. There's no fast forward button. Hit it again. If you verify, please do. There you go. Are you kidding me? Listen to this motherfucker. Did you do this one?

Listen to this shit. You want to be the fucking sheep? Listen to this stuff right here. This will set you loose. Wait, what are you fucking nuts? Look at this guy. Look at this guy. You got a tie on for it.

Hey, cock sucker. Before people ask me, this is Led Zeppelin Heartbreaker. I don't like 8,000 tweets. What's the name of the song? Turn the music, though, please. I'm trying to talk to these people. I just gave the shout-outs and what you're stepping on my fucking game here today. You know what I'm saying?

It's my birthday. I got shit to do. You don't have that shit to do. You're going to go to Ernie Morton's. I'm not going to Arnie Morton's today. Oh, you're not? Fuck, no. Where do you go for your birthday?

I'm going to go home. I'm getting a Carvel cake with the baby and my wife, a little tiny one. Okay. I thought you guys steak. I don't know. Fucking steak. I don't need a fucking steak on my birthday. I already have a steak on my birthday.

I just want to have a good time. I hope it stays sunny. I want to take it to the park. I haven't seen her in 10 days. That's all I want to do later. Yeah. Was it bad last night, late last night? Was she okay?

She was fine. She looked at me and fucking looked the other way. She didn't give a fuck. She was so tired. She slept on the plane and she's fucking back. I'm saying I'm happy she's back. I'll tell you what saved me when my wife was gone, though. A couple of those little rice snacks and shit from Nature's Box.

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complaints, people love it. Give me a shot. Columbus did it, right? That's how we roll here. That's how we roll here? What the fuck you think I'm talking about here? I have no idea anymore. You depressed me, Cox. How do you press you? I'm kind of depressed today because it's my birthday anyway.

Why? You're going to have Carvel cake? You're going to play at the park? I just can't believe it. I can't, you know, for a while. That's like an eight-year-old birthday party dream. When you're a young guy, you think about it. Like, when I was young, I thought about how I'll never make it to the year 2000. I kept looking at the year 2000.

I'm going to be 37 years on in the year 2000. And then I was like, wow, when you get to 2000, you're like, how much longer? If I made it to 2005, I'm going, if I make it a 2005, it'll be a lot. How old would you have been? 44 and 2005. Why did you pick that? I don't fucking know Lee. I just, who the fuck knows why the reasons you do that?

Was 2000 a big thing for kids, like, who were born in a year of time? Yeah. It seemed really weird. Yes. Yeah? Yes, it seemed like such a long time ago. Like I remember when I got out of prison thinking about the year 2000. It was 1988 and going, that's 12 years away.

And I have to be honest to you, it was very short-sighted for me. I never considered it. I never thought about the year 2000. I never thought about it. I never even conceived it. It wasn't one of my goals. It wouldn't surprise me any fucking day if I died of a heart. time doing blow.

So when you live with that, like I understood the other side of it from the beginning. If I was on the floor gurking for air, begging somebody to call the ambulance, unlike a lot of people, I never believed that day was going to come. I knew that day would come because it happened to my father. Yeah. You know, where he ended up on the floor wanting for fucking air and your brains are coming out of your fucking nose. And, you know, you're thinking about God, but there's no God.

You knew the consequences. As long as you know the fucking consequences going in. I don't know if there was nights when I would look at myself in the mirror, five hours in from doing coke. And it was like I was going to die in an hour in the back of my mind. I'm like, I'm going to die in an hour. My heart would pound so fucking hard, you know, in your chest, you know. So that's why you never look into the fucking future when you're an addict.

You know, when you think, when you're living on that level, I never thought about it. So, you know, let me tell you something. the age of 50 for me? Wow, come on. But no, no, beat it. Beat it. Give me the age of 50 with a child now.

God has a sense of humor. Yes, he does. Whichever God you believe in, the Jew God, the Junk God, Buddha, Johnny Linda, you know, the Hindu. Which one do you think has the best sense of humor? The Jew God. He's gone through it all. Yeah, I was going to go over that too.

He's gone through it all. He went through an afternoon with Hitler. You go through an afternoon with Hitler. You got to have a fucking sense of humor. You know what I'm saying? But no, I'm sorry I was late this morning. I got a bunch of calls, and I had to take them from my... You know, the person who called me and I got stuck talking to,

while I was in the shower, was thinking about her. I've been hanging out with this girl since I'm 15 fucking years old. 35 years. And there was so many nights that she was a part of my birthdays. I remember we had a party once at Joan Marries at Neighborhood Bar. And they bought a Carvel cake. And they bought a bunch of food. All these girls.

went out of their way. Because in my neighborhood, it was three birthdays came together. It was John Kelly's, mine, and Roger Holloway's. And so we would always celebrate them at this bar. And these girls would put the money up and buy money gott and make fucking lasagna. And then they would go to Carvel and buy this cake. And one night they did all this.

And me and my buddies got so fucked up on Coke that nobody touched the ice cream cake. and I remember the ice cream cake just melting and people going these girls work so hard for you guys and you guys didn't even put the time in to eat the food like we never even thought of that

we started getting coked out at 5 in the afternoon by the time we got the Joe and Marries the fucking you know so it's shit like that that makes me feel bad but it's shit like that that makes me feel better fucking do it you know what I'm saying yeah that's it brother we did it again let me tell you something else

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I want to eat that fucking muffle I never looked at the asshole thought I wanted to eat it, but I do like asses. I'm a big ass guy. But what do you do? Do you squeeze it? Do you kiss the ass? Yeah, yeah. I just don't want to get right in the hole. That's the one part of it. I'm not a fan of it. You don't want to open and tickle it with your fucking tongue.

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tell her that it's going to be a deep deep deep show I talked to this a girl last night it's on bitch okay we're getting down and you listen you gotta open your mouth a little bit when she farts in your mouth you know what man at this point it's been what almost two years or something if it happens it happens it's supposed to happen

I put it together for this week that's why it's an enchanted evening you see it just call it the fart in the face makes it a chance you see I didn't just call it a regular night with joey deers or church of what's happened now no it's an enchanted evening you know why it's an enchanted evening Lee why

Because shit's going to crack a lot. Like it always does with me and you are around. And that's your fucking show for today, Cocksuckers. 10th Planet, get in there, get the last two weeks for free. I don't know what to tell you. I don't know what to fucking tell you. February 27th to March 1st, I'm over there at the fucking Laugh, Boston. Get your shit together.

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It's on your fucking mind, man. Right. Fuck that. It's your world. It's your motherfucking world. Why are you following these fucking slutty, dirty people? They are. They're fucking disgusting people.

What are you going to go? What are you got planning for the weekend? We're going to move into the new office. Hopefully the next time we transmit on Monday the 20th day. We'll be in the new fucking office. We'll see. We'll see if we can get there. We might do a special surprise attack Sunday for you, motherfuckers.

Yeah, we might have to. Oh, and just go to Leesai.com. We have a whole bunch of new podcast for you. Jerry LaRourche and I talked about Dungeons and Dragons this week. Rick Graham once and I talked about four Sam Peck and Paa movies, which are pretty great. Steve Simone had Roddy Piper on his podcast this week. And Josh Wolf and Sarah Colon and I had Mark Trumbo from the Arizona Diamondbacks on their podcast last night. Very nice.

What are you talking about? He's a pitcher or something. He's an outfielder, yeah. You ready for baseball concert? I am, and I was saying to him and Josh, I think the season should be shorter. Maybe go to the NBA season, 81 or 82. Who gives a fuck? Season short.

How do you want to get into that sports shit? It's 162 games. Could you do 162 shows for three-hour shows over that time? Fuck, yeah. Oh, fuck. It seems like so much to me. Come on, let's go for a walk. It's a beautiful day to be alive.

Don't worry about fucking. It seems so much. They get $10 million a fucking year. They should be playing every fucking day. And after that, run around, let us watch them, people whipping them and throwing rocks out for that type of money they get. All right? 10 million they get a year, and you're worried about whether they play.

I'm not worried about it. What do you give a fuck? Who gives a fuck? Let them die. Let them go out there fucking playing the heat every goddamn day for $10 million fucking dollars. Fuck it, man. Get out of it. Let's see you go out in the heat.

Let's get the fuck out of here, cock suck. All right. Have a beautiful day. weekend. Remember you're a bad motherfucker. Fuck these bitches. Stay blackish. Now that the show's over, don't forget to sign up for your free trial of Hulu Plus. Hulu Plus let you binge

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And that Angus Young had to be a kid, 21, 22. And he just rips this motherfucker. Rip it up, Lou. Hit it. What? What? Are you fucking kidding me or what? One of the most charismatic singers of our time.

The rest of them were kids. This guy was an old fucking man. He was like a 90. Hit it. The guy's name was Bon Scott. In fact, he died today is this fucking anniversary. He died February 19, 1981, fucking drinking.

Getting all fucked up. So there you have it. The spirit. are in the air tonight. Have a great day. God suck. Play that league. Because I ain't looking for... What?