The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #163 - Joe Kenyon, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: March 26, 2014

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Blast that motherfucker Lee. Wednesday, March 26th. The day the devil was buried at sea. Are you fucking kidding me or what? It's your lucky goddamn day. Blast that motherfucker Lee. Oh shit. Ozzie dropping this motherfucker on a Wednesday.

Oh shit. Bong hits for Jerry's kids. It's time to see the devil. Reality. You're a fucking mutt, but you can change that. Wash your pussy. Get up there.

Cut your fingernails. Your toenails. Get out there and stab a motherfucker. What's the story? What's with the music and shit? Wednesday, March 26. What the fuck is going on? It's a beautiful day to be alive.

You're alive. Thank God. gave you another fucking day to walk around this motherfucker. What you're going to do with it? That's your decision, you know what I'm saying? Who the fuck are you kidding? It's a beautiful day to be alive.

It's going to be 60 degrees here, 70 degrees. Fucking cold yesterday afternoon. I went to the park with my daughter. A fucking tremendous day at the park yesterday. We have another part. I almost killed three little fucking kids. I told you, that's the show I want to do. It's my real insides.

You know what I'm saying? If you watch the movie The Family with Robert De Niro, it's a fucking horrible movie. But there's scenes in it. Like he's talking to somebody. Then he loses his anger and they show him stabbing the guy, but he really not stab him. Okay. So I was telling yesterday that some, my daughter was walking on this like plank of death, you know, with that rattles and shit.

Yeah. And some fucking little Chinese kid came up behind him and jumped and she fell down. And the kid stopped to, you know, say I'm sorry and stuff. But in the back of my mind, I'm like, listen, you little chink fuck, I'll kick in the windpipe next time. I told my wife, she's like, you can't say that. But that's what goes in my heart. You know what I'm saying? How can it not when you're, I mean, you're like that with people you like, but it's your daughter.

How like, I don't understand how there's not more of that stuff happening. Oh, and then the little kid jumps, seeing her coming, she's a baby. He saw her coming and he jumped in her way. And I seen myself, I had a sand bucket in my hand going up to him just hitting them 15 times the sand bucket. Kids are terrible. And then we wonder why there's so many asshole adults. It's because it's these kids when they were little. Like, people don't really change.

It's, uh, it's, you know, it's, you know, it's. It's just a part of growing up, man. You know, my daughter reacts to it really well. Like, she was at the park, and somebody came and took her bucket, and she looked him straight in her face. This is my fucking bucket. She pulled it from me. And in my heart, I'm happy.

My wife's like, you have to learn to share. Fuck that. Sharon is overrated. Keep that bucket, bitch. That's your fucking bucket. He wants the bucket to show you a dick something. He's got to do something. He's got to do something.

He just can't give him the fucking bucket. You know what I'm saying? When she's, like, five or six, you two are going to take this town over. Like, when she can talk and you can tell her to do things. Listen, dog. My dream is to build a fucking ninja

chick. Like the girl from kickass or whatever? Fuck that. That chick kick ass could suck my dick. I'm talking about a monster of a woman. I'm talking about a woman with a heart of gold that ain't scared to stabbing the fucking neck and stick her for what she wants.

That's what you want from a woman. That's what I want from a fucking woman. I don't want a fucking woman that's a rag doll. You know, it's not for me. I've never wanted a woman that's fucking submissive that she's blinking and shit and bringing you water. I don't like that. I don't like a woman.

that holds her own because my mother held her own. You know what I'm saying? I don't want a woman that's, you know, can I get you something? Fuck you. I just love the image of a woman blinking in printing you on her. Like that's just hysterical.

It makes me feel bad as a man when I see a woman. We started a podcast late this morning. Okay. We came over last night. We were talking and he says, you need water. So this morning I knew in the back of my mind I had to stop at 7-Eleven.

I got to 7-Eleven at 25 to 6. Okay. I would have been here at a quarter of the fucking 6. And I almost called you to come up with the camera because there was drama. Okay, this is where we do the office. It's a dark industrial street, you know, but there's a 7-Eleven on the corner.

And I owe it. 7-Elevens to me, late night now, are fucking scary. Oh, yeah. When I walk into 7-Eleven now at night, I fucking go in there. And if I got my gun in the car, I fucking pull it. I'm scared of 7-Elevens at night.

Yeah. So this morning, it just happened. I pull up to the 7-Eleven. First of all, there's a guy talking to his girlfriend, and there's a cab. They just got out of a cab. And he won't let, me pull in because he's talking to his girlfriend.

So finally I beep and the girl moved with this motherfucker, this Donnie Walberg looking motherfucker, Marky, he looked like Nate Diaz, the younger one. He stays there, stands there. So I don't give a fuck, I'll, you know what me? I'll park around. I pull the car. He looks at me like, bro, you didn't move. Say

something. Say something. So I get out of the car and as I'm getting out of the car she's walking into the 7-Eleven and he yells off the top of his lungs, where the fuck are you going? I'm fucking talking. you dumb bitch and I just keep walking

and I see her and she's half Asian half Spanish you know she's a pretty girl she's been going through some shit so I could tell

that it's with him you know and then a black guy pops up and says man I got a little bit of money but I don't know if we could we're going to have to walk over there

and shit we ain't got enough for a cab and he just answered the phone and a cop they were looking for drugs they were going to get drugs with this broad you know and he was down

on the drugs so he wanted more. So he's in a furious fucking mood. So who's the cab driver? So gab driver is just some fucking Arab guy, whatever. Some white guy in the cap. He's in the cap. He's minding his own fucking business.

He's not even involved in this. So she comes in. She's sitting in the back of 7-Eleven. Now, I'm looking for water. Now, in the middle of all this, there's a kid going, Joey Deers, the church. And I'm like, dog, relax. Joey Deers, the church.

I'm like, don't, relax. Take a look of what's about to go down this motherfucker. He follows me into the hallway Some goofball and I'm like dog Pay attention Don't worry about fucking Joey Dia's stupid Look at what's about to go down But see that's the thing

A lot of people wouldn't If I saw that I'd probably be a little bit nervous But for people who haven't been in that situation They probably just think it's some people arguing Well still shut your mouth Don't worry about Joey Diaz or Jesus Shut your mouth and watch the situation play it out What if this chick says something

This idiot pulls a gun and you're talking I'm like, you know what he did. Get it together. This is what I tell people. Pay the fuck attention. Yeah, fuck. Pay fucking attention. Don't worry about the mountains or the beauty or the sky or the trees or what celebrity or what non-celebrity walk.

Then pay fucking attention to life. So this is all going down. She's at the back of the store. The black guys tell him Marky Walberg, they can't get drugs. They don't have enough money for the cab. So now they have to walk home. They have to walk to the drug dealer's house. Jesus.

So you could tell she don't want to go. She's had enough. He's been torturing her or something. They walk out and he turns out and goes, hey, let's go. And she walks out half meekingly. And the cab driver now pulls up. Goes, hey, where's my money? And they go like, fuck it.

We don't have enough money. And they give them like $3. He goes, I call the police. And the chick is looking like the cab driver for support. Like, get me out of this mess. And the cab driver goes, Listen, are you getting in the car? Like, to do her a favor, and this dumb bitch is like,

I don't have enough money. And the guy runs over and grabs her. And that's when people started calling the fucking cops. They don't have a car. Oh, Jesus. So they're dead. And they're like, a guy from Central One is like, let it go. And right there, that's again, that's when bullets get started flying.

This guy's on Met or he's coming down on Met. This is when heroes fucking don't know this. Okay. People don't know this. Just leave that guy alone and down 911 and wait through. he walks away, don't confront him. If he's not killing her,

which he wasn't killing her, let the cops do their job. They'll get him a block away. If you call 911, there ain't nothing going on. It's five in the fucking morning. So I had to watch all these go down.

Yeah, of course. And I mean, bro, they took off, they ran a block. Yeah. And by the time I pulled to this corner of Coenga, the cops were already coming.

That's how fat. The cops are in this area. There's a police station down the corner. So for them to They had them on the corner. They were, you know, they're probably high, man. And you know what?

You know why I knew that look on him? Same look I had when I kidnapped Camvella. You're just going to get in trouble. Really? It's a look that you're not going to stop that you end up in county jail. This is that type of look. Because you've got the chick. You're going for drugs.

There's too many variables going on. Something's going to go wrong. Now, what's going on in their head? Because they know how much money they have. They know where the drug places. Like, why even call the cab? They took a cap to 7-Eleven to take money out of the ATM machine at 7-11. Like, they were looking for whatever.

You're in a cab. You get the cab. You're like, we need cash. We got to stop at 7-Eleven. We went out from around here. Where's the 7-Eleven? You know what I'm saying? It's that type of drug mind.

That's the drug mind that's working. You know, if you've been in that situation, you get in a call with somebody, you know, you don't know where it's going to end up. So these guys got a cab. Took the 7-Eleven. Paid them realized they didn't have enough money for the speed and the blow or the heroin and the cat. So they gave the guy a few fucking dollars. He called the fucking cops. and that's what went down.

That's what happened. How scary must have been being a cab driver. Like they have all these things now, Lyft and Uber and all these things where you're picking up renting normal people and they're supposed to be a background check. But one of those people who's going to get shot, man. You know, background checks are expensive.

Everybody says they do background checks, but really do they? But do they really? I hope so. I'm the same fucking way. I don't know who you get in the fucking car with in these strange towns. But if they're working for a legitimate,

limo company, they got to be okay. I mean, knock on wood, I've never really had a problem with a limo driver or a car driver or a cab driver, you know. Well, that's the other side of it. Not only who's getting in the cab, but maybe who's your driver. That's the other side of it, too. You don't know what this guy's on his mind. You don't know if he's

drinking. You don't know what the fuck he's been doing. If you really get into it, like, if you're really a nervous person, you might not leave the house. Like, there's a thing, there's stuff to worry about it all the times. It's just like you put it in the back of your mind. Bad things happen to good people. Bad things could happen any time.

You know, you have to cut the percentages. You know, those people didn't know what they were into. They're just doing... You know, when you're on fucking drugs, let me tell you something, when you're on drugs like that, and you're doing those late-night drugs that keep you up and turn you into a cat

in your eyes, fucking shine and shit. That does shit to you. You know, my mental state cannot be good from the shocks that drugs, those drugs put on me, you know? Like how old, do you think they've been up for multiple days? No, they were probably up. They probably just started tonight, you know? Okay.

I mean, their clothes didn't look dirty. They didn't look really creepy. They looked like they had started party. They started coming down, but they wanted to keep it going. For people who know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. You go out on a Tuesday night, you have a few drinks. Some fucking Jerk Hawk pops up.

He's got some powder or some meth or something. You do a couple bumps. Now it's three in the morning, and you want a fucking morning. It's Tuesday night. Okay. It's Tuesday night. People said, I were going to bed earlier. not going to sound nothing tonight so now you got to go looking you know you got to wake people up

it's fucking it's uh you know my last two years were you know i have to write this book i wrote categories of my dark years like what i consider dark you know what i consider dark which is living in an addiction just surviving to control the addiction that's all you're basically doing everything else is shit that you lead it's the appetizer you know even though i'm I was doing an Adam Sandler movie, and even though I'm doing spots and I'm traveling and all this shit, nothing compared to my little time with my little powder. Okay.

That was the best time in my life. Nothing compared to that. Nobody's blowjob. Nobody let me fuck him in the ass. No movie with Charles Bronson. Nothing could bring the happiness to that little thing that I had at night. My little getaway, my little mountain getaway. And I remember that I would get high and not even look at myself in the mirror.

The last two or three years of me getting me. I couldn't even look myself in the mirror. I was so disgusted with myself. But the machine keeps going, and you have to feed the hole, man. Is it just the higher, the high, the lower the low? Like, why are you so disgusted with yourself? It was just something where I didn't want to be. That's why when I look at dark times, I look from 79 to 81, from 86 to 88.

Before I kidnapped, I was very dark for me. Like, yes, I was living, and I was making a good living. but I was basically living to feed the fucking hole and unless you've been addicted you don't understand what it's like just to feed that hole everything else leads to feeding the hole you know you got a promotion at work that's great now you can feed the whole twice on Tuesday nights

you know it's just amazing how everything went to that but after the longest yard I thought all these doors were going to open for me when they did not open it took me someplace man Vicodins pills antidepressants you know, I would fucking leave the house but the only thing in mind was to come back and get high at night.

In the daytime, I kept the animal in the cage. I was great at the daytime. The daytime, I wrote my jokes, but the daytime, nothing moved on until I got my package settled. If I had 50 bucks in my pocket, I put that 50 away. I knew there was a package tonight,

so that rested me for the day. Okay. It was when I didn't have that $60, that $50. That didn't rest until I was going to get it or whatever. somewhere in that now do you think and it's kind of stupid to do these or what if but if no knowing how hard of a work you are now let's say you did a longest yard type movie would something come from it since you didn't have the coke to worry about you

know nobody could control that you know nobody could control that bro it's what people see in the movie you know I want Peter Siegel to call in for grudge match on the 8th The movie gets released April 8th. I'm having a problem having them call it, so I'm going to get a different actor from the movie. But I wanted to break down with Peter Siegel for the people at home is that there's no formula for a great movie. There's no formula for a great movie.

Grudge Match had all the tools of being a great movie, a phenomenal movie. It was a good entertaining movie, but as far as the box office was concerned, it was a failure of sorts, even though it made $30 million and overseas it made $30 million, I wanted Peter to break down

what you can't, you don't know. You don't know what a movie's going to do until you do the fucking movie. You could put millions of dollars into advertising, and the movie had millions of dollars in it. It was ongoing every game, UFC, and it just didn't do what it did. People knew it was there.

The combination was there, and they were on Stallone, or at least we thought the combination was there. Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart pops a movie two weeks later. That's the biggest movie in January of all fucking time. With Ice Cube and, you know, Brian Call and John Ligazano, was it a good movie, it's a great movie to write along.

But the point being that you never know what nothing's going to do. But the beauty of this is you have to try it. You have to get down and fucking try it, unless you're not going to fucking do nothing. Nobody knows. Nobody knew I was going to fucking do it. I'm still not a good stand-up comic. I've been doing it for 20 fucking years.

You don't think you're good? I don't think I'm as good as like Bill Burr. I don't hear, like, I'm not monologist like that, you know? I have thoughts. I'm talking about, you know, you never know. But nothing's going to happen until you try it. I'd rather you not know than write it off. Well, it's kind of a cool, and I don't really have the experience with it because I'm not a comic.

But from what I hear people in comics talk about, the issue they have with actors, and more so now with movies. So they wrote Grudge Match, let's say two years ago, a year ago. Then they had to cast it. Then they had to do the pre-production. Then they shot it. Then they edited it, and they decided it's going to come out Christmas Day, 2013.

They don't, up until the end, they don't really know what's going to come out with it, and they don't know what people are going to think, so they don't know how it's going to act. But you, who say, I'm not a monologist, tonight you could go on stage and try telling a story like Bill Burr or like that. So,

it must be exciting because you don't have to put a year, two, three years of planning into it and put commercials on it. You could go to any comedy club right now and just try it out. I could tell the story about this morning with the chicken put comedy to it.

Because I was laughing for me because she was sitting in the fucking back like all timid. I'm like, do something. Run. You know, I just couldn't when I see women like that, I think of my daughter. And I think of that's what I got to put in the book.

First of all, you shouldn't have been with this fucking guy. This guy is just a loser. Oh, yeah. But this poor girl, I could just see the fear in her eyes. I could see the fucking confusion eyes. It's funny because I want to talk about something. You and I last night were talking about, you know,

I always had a real, Terry Clause at my being white moment. Terry grew something. You get these moments that you want to be white and you forget. And we're talking about when I went to the University of Colorado, that when I walked on that campus and I got to talk to different people, the field that wanted to get into is international law. So my plan was to go to law school

and sharpen my Spanish and go over to Spain and become a lawyer. This is when I was 27 guys and between you and I, it's like that mind fuck. Like I didn't want to be anything. I wasn't going to be anything.

I didn't have any confidence to be anything. I was just buying time. They were going to give me money to go to school. When you give me money, I don't know what fuck. I'll do whatever you want me to do. As long as you give me a nice check, I'll buy that. You know? And it's,

It's weird how I was 27, 28, and I still didn't fucking know what I wanted to do. Like, this was nothing. This was years away comedy. Comedy was still not even conceived. I was just going to school, selling cars. I would wear a suit, and I would go to these seminars after, like, I was telling you, like, after classes in the student center, they have, like, these companies come in and talk to you about this and overseas opportunities and shit.

And I would go with my little pad and sit there and make believe I was taking that. notes in the back of my mind I was scared shit man I was just buying fucking time I'm like why am I doing this this is never going to happen you know I kept talking myself out of it okay and here I was sitting in the room with all these people that had like major different fucking you know degrees and they dropped their colleges oh I got a BA from Yale and you know BS from the university of Spain and here I am a fucking I wasn't a felon yet I had gotten arrested but I wasn't a felon yet I was convicted I was charged but never convicted.

You know what I'm saying? At that time, I was a man of many convictions. But it was so weird how I get email on some people, and I go to shows, and I talk to different people. And yeah, we ha-ha and ho-ho. But after a while, people come up, and they go, Ben, thank you, you know, this helped me. I was stuck in this place.

And it's so weird how we're all fucking stuck, man. We're all fucking stuck. The 20s has to be a horrible time for fucking anybody. You know, teenage years and then 20, that's not fair to people. Yeah. That's really not fucking fair. Like being a teenager from 15 on, being an ugly teenager, trying to get pussy and shit and trying to make it in the man's world.

And then being 20 and being fucking confused on what the fuck you're going to do and going to bed and having an ulcers going, Jesus Christ. Like I was thinking about leak every three or four days. He's like, man, I sit there at night and I think what am I going to do with my life? You're doing a fucking podcast. We're hanging out. We're having a good time today. Today, you never know what this might come into.

You might get a call tomorrow from a microphone company. And they're like, Lee, we love how you talking to the microphone. Fucking come be the face of microphones or us. We'll give you $200,000. And again, you're going to sit there and look at me. I'm taking all calls, guys. And you're going, Joey, I don't even know what the fuck you, how this got, you know, how this came to be, you know?

I hope so. And it's something I've dealt with since I've been out here. I'm always wanting to do stuff. I always want to do more. And I always feel like I'm behind. I always feel like I'm late But everyone always tells me

Like when I tell when they're like Hold are you 27, 28 I'm like 25 and like all you're so young It never feels like it always feels like I'm I'm behind people And I'm not doing what I should be But everyone's like oh you're so young When I was 25 I had no idea what I was going to do

You know you come here twice a week At 6 in the morning Yeah Do you know what that's like for a 25 year old Yeah that's tough Do you have any idea what it's like Telling a normal 25 five year old, they have to have to be somewhere at six in the morning.

Do you have any fucking idea when people would tell me how to be somewhere at six in the morning? I just look at them and go, right. Good. As long as you think that, that's great. When I pull up here and I see your car here, sometimes I shake my head. I'm like, where'd I find this fucking savage? You know how hard it is to tell a 25-year-old.

Thank God you don't have a substance abuse problem or drinking prom or you even like to go out and have cocktails. Do you don't like to go out and night and have cocktails? So the other night you hooked up with Ashley, how was that? And her brother. Where did you guys go to meet? We went to a bar on Ventura Boulevard. How's she looking? Fine.

She fucked a black dude when she went to Boston? No. Yes, she did. She's a dirty hole. I don't know. No, no. She really likes the guy she's with. I thought she didn't fuck her right.

He fucked her from the bottom. I don't know. Fucking. But anyways. she won't listen How's her body looking? Great How's her face looking?

Good She just started a new job Did she just smell her breath? No Did she have sperm on her breath She had the little ammonia Smiling her breath Like she just sucked

Ten helmets Where'd she get in the job Where'd she get a job at? I don't know Writing plays and fan eyes A writing play? Yeah What kind of writing play?

Like technical writing Something But you said this a while ago Like Like just leave them alone and they'll let you be like, I haven't seen them in like four months. And they're great people. I love her and her brother. But it's just, it's, I don't know, it's weird when you realize it's like, okay, we're

friendly, but it's not like we're going to hang out every day. And it's when you're younger, you think all your friends are going to be your best friends. She's still living in North Ridge? Yeah. I'm thinking about moving, but. To where? Here. I'm closer to the valley.

But who knows? You know, you look. at your friends in a weird way. I have a problem lately. I've been dealing with something lately about, you know,

I grew up with a lot of friends, but there was a court. There was three guys that I ran with for 18, two years. I ran with them for a long time growing up,

but for two years, we became each other's each other. It was myself, this guy, Fernie Bonsasasuto, this kid Glenn Conti, and this guy, Roger Holloway. I mean,

we were fucking tight, tight and tight. you know, it started June a year, and it went to 85, you know, our friendship and our love for one another. And then my friend Fernie disappeared in 81, 83, when he lost, you know, $60,000 bookmaking. And, you know, he always felt, because he owed 60 and ended up 0.8. And me, I told the guy to go fuck himself. I got on a plane of Colorado. So he always felt that I should have stuck.

it out here with him when he lost the 60,000. I was gambling for money for Colorado. If I won, it was great. If I lost, I didn't really care because I was going to tell the guy that shut up his fucking ass anyway. You know, I was 21. I didn't know about life. I didn't know that I didn't really know about karma.

I thought you just told people to fuck off. And at that time, the world had told me to fuck off. So I was telling the world to fuck off. Yeah. So when I got back from Colorado or from Florida or wherever the fuck I went.

We were still friends, but it wasn't the same. And one day he told me, he goes, I always felt that, you know, you should have paid him the $8,000. I paid him to $60. I'm like, dog, I wasn't paying him. I explained my situation, and he understood. And we didn't really see each other much. And then in 93, I bumped into him on Kennedy Boulevard.

And he was with a girl, and he shook my hand. And then the girl says, this is him. And then I bumped into another day. dear friend of mine that I talk to every week now and he told me that he bumped into him about 10 years ago and out of the blue, my friend, it's your fault, I'm fucked up because when we were kids, you had parties at your house.

So my friend was like, are you fucking serious? You're doing heroin. We used to drink beers and smoke pot behind the factory. And you're doing heroin and you're blaming that on me. So his brother's on Facebook and I haven't asked his brother how the brother's doing, but he never recovered from that. He never really recovered from the gambling and drugs and then my friend Glenn who's a big shot at UPS I mean I love him

with all my heart if I ever had a brother he was my brother you know he you know he's into Joel Osteen and he doesn't drink anymore and he's uh he has two kids with a black chick and he doesn't he's not with her oh okay he's not even with her he just lives by himself and I hear on the weekends he goes home and stays home because he's scared of life you know he's got like three or four DUIs 10 years ago and stuff. So he's a very scale of life. And then Roger, Roger's my Gumbar to the end.

And I talked to Roger and his brother Timmy. They drove me to Opie and Anthony. Timmy, I talked a lot more. Timmy was the driver when we robbed Michael's Jewelers in West New York. He was the getaway driver. And it's funny that I talk to him once a week. You know, he's a driver in New York. And we communicate once a week.

He listened to all the podcasts. He listens to, you know, and I love him dearly, but his brother and me were tight. I was tight with all. I was tight with the whole family. And when I went to do the stress factory in Jersey, some lady came up to me. She's like, hey, I'm Janet's hairdresser. And she said to say hello.

Like, I was that tight with the holloways. But Roger, Fernie, and Glenn, I wish I did more with them. I wish I could get together with them for a tea. You know, I don't give a fuck a coffee. But it's never going to happen. And it's very sad. It saddens me because I, I always thought they were there.

And trust me, I have other friends, I have Veneery and Ascleese and James and George. That I still talk to, you know, Ralphie Mae, I told you last night. Ralphie Mae called you were there. Yeah, yeah. They were a chance, dragging motherfucking in, and Richfield Park came in George.

He says the ribs were fucking sensational. So it really covers the spread, but it's sad. Because in my world, I still wanted them to be around. And if it was up to me, they'd still be around on a communication basis. I talked to Glenn's brother. It's funny. I talked to Glenn's brother, Roger's brother, and Fernie's brother, but I don't talk to each of them.

So that's how tight I was with them and their families, man. I mean, I was everything. They were my everything. So if it was up to me, I wish I could share what's going on now. I have them on the podcast, talk about stories. It's impossible. And it breaks my heart, but it doesn't in a way. I'm happy that they're happy.

You know, I still talk to. Roger's the best one I still talk to. When I call Roger, he still calls me Cocoa Loco. Coco loco, what are you doing? Well, it's actually kind of crazy. It's, uh, that's friendship. But I had a dream last night. I don't remember exactly what it was about,

but it was about somebody who had been married, who broke up after like a long time. And it's just, like, you grew up thinking you're supposed to get married. But people change. And it's just, like, since it's, it's coming up closer, it's more prevalent in my life right now. I've been thinking about it.

It's like, it's kind of a, crazy thing to do. Like, it's just like... Get married? Yeah. I mean, people change so much and it hurts so much to break up. Like, why wouldn't you just stay, like... What do you do? You live like Rick Bremontz?

No. I live in a one bedroom and wait for the world then. And, you know, I love Tom Likis. I love Tom Likis. I've been on Tom Likis. I listen to his show. But he's got this world turning against women. Turning against Women because you had one bad experience. Listen, man, there's a lot of bad people.

people out there's a lot of bad women but there's a lot of good women and women are gonna cheat on you and women are gonna steal from me and women are gonna do crazy fucking shit you know but there's some women that are solid women that all they want to find is love too oh and all they want is a companion so you have to live this fucking life man you have to live this fucking life oh yeah but let's say even if you get a good one like not that they cheat on you but what let's say in 10 years you don't like that music anymore. You don't like or just you too. You evolve, Lee.

Exactly. Why don't I do Joey karate videos? Why don't I put a guy on every fucking week and wrap it around my thing and have some fat guy with white hair throw kicks and keep giving you a loser fucking picks and there's 10% of people, Joey karate's

hysterical, whatever, because we fucking evolve. Exactly. You know, we evolve as human beings. But you got to take that chance. What about the people that have been married? for 50 fucking years. They don't get sick of each other. Yeah.

They're best friends. They're best fucking friends. You know what the feeling that is to have a fucking best friend? You know what that is that you don't have to work? Forget the net for life. Forget the net for life. There's a net that we have to remove from life

to be anything. You want to be a fucking one wonder? You got to take that fucking net away. Well, if you want to be a good friend, you got to take that net away. If you want people to be a friend to you, you got to take that net away. The big problem I have is when I become your friend, I go back to 1970-fucking five.

We're going to get in a fight with people and we're going to fucking have each other's back till the end. We get stabbed. We break each other's head. Whatever the fuck. We'll take each other to the hospital. But we're here until the end of this shit. My 35 cents, how much you got in your pocket? 38 cents.

We got fucking 72 cents between the boat. We can take over the fucking world. That doesn't evolve anymore. That doesn't happen anymore. As people get older, they have other priorities. But you know what, man? I want my friends to be there forever. I want Timmy Holloway to be there.

And I want to talk to Askleason. I want to talk to James. You know, I want to talk to people that are there for me. You know, these are my fucking friends. This little, listen, and we have what's called acquaintances in life. Oh, my God, if you have a birthday party, I'll definitely be there. They show up, and they bring you a bottle of wine, and they take pictures, and they hug you. Those are those people.

They're really good in front of the camera. Oh, my God, I love this guy. You know, and then you call them at 4 in the morning when you're a day. stuck man I gotta go to work in two hours I thought you loved this guy what I'm to the fucking love what I'm gonna love that was all for pictures don't you gonna have those people yeah then you got the motherfuckers that look you in the eye and go dog I got 8,000 the bank you want me to go get it and they got two kids they got two kids and they're like dog I got 8800 in the bank it's yours for an attorney and you

look at them as a man and you go no save it for your kids as a man because you know you need that money but you rather go out and rob for it before you take your friends kids money you understand me there's different things you do as a man I learned to be a man kid I learned that what's yours and mine we're gone for it and if somebody fucks at you they're fucking with me and if somebody fucks with me they're fucking with you but that's not the case bro especially in this fuck-ass fucking city that we live in these people turn their fucking back on you for no reason don't those you know people in jobs rat you out for what a dollar extra an hour mm-hmm you're gonna rat

somebody out. He came, he takes 55 minute lunches. What do you give a fuck? You should go take a 55 minute lunch, you fucking faggot. What he? He parks his car in the wrong parking? Who gives a fuck? Maybe you should grab your fucking balls too and fucking

figure out. But no, dog. And the same thing happens in this town. In this town, people stop talking to you because you stole something or you did something positive. Well, you're not helping me. What fucking help are you talking about? What help do you want? You gotta get up in the morning, you gotta tweak, you gotta do pushups,

you gotta whack off, you gotta take a shower, and you gotta write jokes, and you gotta go meet people, and you gotta get on fucking stage. That's the formula. You know, it's so weird that when I was doing these, when I was in college, when I was doing, is somebody on the call? What you call me? Big Joe.

Oh shit. Oh shit. My man Joe Canyon, from World of Rock, Mother fucking Records, the Leader in Vinyl. What's up, my brother? Good morning, you freaks. How are you doing? You know us. We're talking about a weird shit and how. You know, man, when I was 27, I had, I conned myself into the University of Colorado Joe.

And it was really funny. I was going to all these meetings dressed up in a suit, thinking I was Joe fucking Gentile. You know, like I was going to do something with my life. Deep down inside, I was a miserable fucking criminal and I had no future in the back of my head. But there was one thing I didn't have at that time. that I have now. It's the difference. And yeah, people do change. And you want me to tell what it was?

I didn't want to work. I didn't want to work. I didn't want the concept to work. I didn't like that concept to work. Like, I wanted to walk into your job and be the top editor. Like, I'm not going in there to be no editor's assistant. Like, there was no work ethic in my life. I didn't even plan on it.

Like, pshh, what? I got to start as a stock boy. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going in there as a manager and I got fucking Saturdays and Sunday. off. Oh, I ain't doing it. And that's a cold reality of life that I had as a young man. But sorry about that, Joe Canging. Tell me something good, my brother, because you've been a young man. You know how we act? Nah, it's not a typical morning here. It's freezing. It's windy as shit. I'm in London, New Jersey.

I'm getting ready for the day. I got my coffee. I got everything. I'm doing everything the way you guys are doing it. I'm on the other side of the program. No, no, let me ask you this. How long have you had this? How long have you had this? World of Rock? Well, it's, World of Rock is two things. It's a record label.

Okay. And it's a music school. Okay. It's based out of Summit, New Jersey. The music school has been there since summer of 2012, and the label started about, probably about a year later. Labels going on maybe nine months,

eight, nine months now. And do you guys do DVDs, CDs, or just playing out vinyl? I mean, you know, it kind of, it started sort of spontaneously. It was done mainly to keep me busy and to just kind of do music and art that resonates with me justice. You know what I mean? It originated as an outlet to get local bands, be that CDs, vinyl, now that that's anything. There was really no rules. And it just sort of turned into stuff for.

It's just been all vinyl that we put out. But, I mean, we can really do anything. But it seems like, I want vinyl now more than anything. My Vinyl Collection's been growing for the last couple years, you know. We've been talking for the last six months, you and I, and I've been watching your tweets. I watch what you do, and it's so weird that you're involved in so many different things. And one of the questions, you know, I wanted to hook up.

with you in Jersey but it was two things I had my family lurking and you saw what it was like Thursday night there was 300 fucking people on my shoulder oh yeah yeah I knew you I knew your trip was gonna be packed for the minute you got here and I know that I love people who take chances and you gotta look at it and go in the world of digital downloads this fucking guy in Jersey wants to open up a vinyl company and it just I'm not criticizing you I'm loving your balls That's why I've been commiserated back and forth with you because I'm like, in this land of downloads where they're closing all these fucking stores. They're closing everything.

Books, borders, everything's getting fucked in the ass, even Red Lobster. And fucking Red Lobster. How do they got to close Red Fucking Lobster? That's like killing John Wayne. Here you are doing vials and you're pushing 12 inches. And there's a lot of young people who don't understand what vinyl is. they don't understand, they don't want to understand, and I wish they did.

You know, it's like people, right now I'm smoking a vapor pen, and I have vapor pens here, and it's great. It kills what I'm trying to get rid of. I'm trying to get work on my lungs. I love getting high. But there is nothing. Listen, fuck medical marijuana. There is nothing like going into a black neighborhood

and getting a $10 bag of weed and throwing under your seat and stopping in a fucked up store. and getting rolling papers and driving home with the weed in your car and going upstairs and taking the weed out and breaking it with your fingers and cutting it and then cutting the rolling paper and rolling up a fucking joint that is what it was intended for you know when you listen to music when I grew up on music you knew what album you wanted you walked to the store you bought the album again you got your goombas to come over six or seven of years you

had two joints you opened the album you rolled it on the album you took it out of out of the cover, you put the album on, you rolled, you smoked the reefer while the album was playing, and you read the line of notes. You read the album. Where was it, uh, fucking recorded, who was on it? We'd like to thank the Sheridan centers. That was a karma thing. It was the process of the music. That was what it was all about. When I lick a roll on paper and I rip it and I roll it, it looks tedious, but that's the process of love. I'm taking it from the ground. That's the whole thing. When you buy a CD now, you open up the CD, there's a picture with a sleeve. Yeah.

And there's no info. I don't know anything about them. I don't, you know, there's nothing in there. You have five square inches to put all your liner notes, all your artwork, all your bullshit. And then the thing fucking breaks when you drop it three feet from the fucking ground. That's a CD. You know what I mean? No, I'm with you.

So what do you say? Like, how do you, like, if you, like, you've been a salesman. How do you sell records to people who you can either illegally download it or download it online, keep it on your phone, it's with you in the car, wherever you are? Like, for vinyl, you have to be, like, be at home. Like, how would you sell it to, like, this generation? Well, normally, I mean, now that the final is a big, it's a big resurgence. vinyl that's being sold now is typically packaged with the download that comes with it.

So you get the best of both worlds. You get the digital that comes with the vinyl. But you usually in like a form of a card, you enter the code on the computer, you get it for free. You know what I mean? It's inside the vinyl itself. Then you have the vinyl for the home. You know, you sit down, you listen to it as it's meant to be heard, as a piece of, in Joey's case, a piece of comedy,

or, you know, it's whatever it is, it's art, you know, it's meant to be paid attention to and focused on instead of something disposable to listen to in the background when you're driving or something. I mean, that's fun, too. That's what the visuals for, but the vinyl is for when you are, are ready to actually experience the album the way it's meant to be heard, like you know,

It takes a certain music person. You know, you go to somebody's house and they have a library of books. They want you to see that fucking library. They're trying to show you something. Nobody puts their library in the fucking bathroom. Okay, nobody does. Everybody wants to show you what books they've read. Oh, my God.

Did you read all those books? Yes, I did in time. You know, whatever. Who gives a fuck? Same thing with music people. You know, when I was growing up, Hey, this is my friend Lee. Say hello.

Hey, Lee, how you doing? Yeah, yeah. Sit down, guys. Have a soda. Have a beer. When that motherfucker went in the kitchen to get your beer, the first thing you went and you looked through his record collection. That motherfucker had more than two bad albums. You're out of like a bad cold.

I see Cheap Trick Live at Boudicon and something else. Fuck this motherfucker. It was out there. You saw where his head was at. If he didn't have Zeppelin 2, if he didn't have paranoid, if he didn't have, there was certain albums you've got to have. If you didn't have those, this motherfucker ain't right. He's a cop. He's something.

He's an undercover fucking. witness, he's a mongo dancer for the FBI. He ain't right because he ain't got the right fucking music. People like that. People like for you to go in their house and see what they listen to. You know, they want you to see, you know, it's making a resurgence. It definitely is.

I miss it. You know, I tell people all the time, if you buy the last, well, the last Led Zeppelam is Coda. I'm talking about the one before that, and through the outdoor. If you find it at a store today, if you're not doing anything, you drive your wife to a fucking stupid hair salon

We got a pair of pants and there's an album store. Go in there and look for the last Led Zeppel. The one to last, into the outdoor. Pull the sleeve out. You pull the sleeve out. If they took care of it, the sleeve is a picture of an ashtray with cigarettes in it, a few loose joints, some booze, and some pills and coke. You take a sponge and you wet the sponge and you dry it,

and you would wipe that thing, and all the colors would come to life. You understand me? People played with that. If you look at some girls, the album by the stones, look at it. Pull it out. It lets you match up the wigs with the faces of the stones. You know, if you look at Led Zeppelin III, the immigrant song and all that, it has a thing that spins.

So while you were smoking dope, you could spin this fucking thing. You know, the old Cheech and Chong album had a rolling paper in it. Really? A big fucking rolling paper in it. This is a piece of you that you're giving to me. I just didn't give you $16.99 for a fucking disc and a piece. I'm giving you, you give me a piece of me. So, you know, I loved inside covers.

If you listen, if you get Pink Floyd animals, you pulled out the thing. The lyrics were in there, you know, to all the fucking songs. There was some neat shit. Van Halen, too, had a poster of David Lee Roth hanging with chains. I threw darts of that fucking poster. I hit it that fucking poster. My point being, there was just so much more life to an album. Don't get me wrong.

I love cassettes. I love DVDs. I love going on. The iTunes is impressing the thing. And next thing you know, you listen to fucking music. That's all great and dandy. But the album is for that guy

that goes home. He's a stoner. He wants to live the whole fucking thing. He's got the chair. You got leave. Yeah. Put your feet up. And you just listen

the dark side of the moon, you know? How many bands have put out album? How many bands have put out albums through you guys? Say it again? How many bands have put out albums through you guys? Well, you're going to be the third album we do, or the third release. Our first one is a seven-inch single by, actually a very popular rock band that's been around, they're not around anymore, unfortunately, but they've been around for quite sometimes,

K-Y. Lead singer and the drummer have a side project named foreign objects. So we're doing a box set of those. We're doing each single from one of my favorite albums. so I couldn't say no to it. We're doing a box set of each song with a whole lot of B-sides. And there's a pop band from Australia called The Triangles who had a song in an LG commercial recently.

That's how I found out about it. And I fell in love with the song. And I found out that it wasn't impressed on vinyl. I said, you know what? I guess I got a fucking job to do. So I got in touch with them. And they said, hey, yeah, we could do it. Let's do something.

Let's press a vinyl. you know, seven-inch single. So we're doing that now. Free orders are up. And then we're going to do yours. That's what we've got going on right now. And we're doing a free compilation we're putting together with a whole lot of local bands.

That's all the works. Now, are you a musician also? Yeah, I've been making music since 2006. I was, had a band called Rooms Machines. We're not really doing anything anymore. put a whole lot of stuff out seven, eight years or so. But I haven't really written anything recently.

I've just been kind of in a transitional phase. I just moved back here from PA. So I'm just trying to take it day by day figure out what the whole plan is. Well, the Rock is really the only thing keeping me sane. That's my beacon of sanity through the whole thing. You love what you do, Joe? I love it.

I love it. Now, do a lot of people send you... I hope that that shows. I'm sorry? I said, I hope that that shows. All I know that that shows. No, it shows. It's a 24-7 thing for me.

World of Rock is a one-person thing. I mean, I'm the one that runs all that. I do all the graphics. I do all the everything, start to finish. So it's a hell of a job, hell of responsibility. But it's an interesting time. So I can't say no to it. Now, do you go out a lot in Jersey during the week?

Do you go to different bars and see different bands? or not as much as I should you know as a record label representative I guess on a personal level no I mean I don't really go out much at all I kind of spend all my time

working on something creative I write a lot but I don't I haven't put anything out in a while mostly music but like I said I'm just trying to gather you know I'm just trying to gather it all together and figure out what the next step is.

You know, it's funny because if you're in the music business, you know, 15 years ago was like the comedy business. You had to be out six nights a week. You all had to see the next, you know, who doesn't want to see the next big, the who or... But at the same time, the internet fucked that up a little bit. Because now if I say to you, dog, check out, you know, Jewish lightning. You go home throwing Jewish lightning,

and there they are on YouTube or whatever. Me, before I signed somebody, I want to go see him live. I want to go see what they're putting out. I want to go see how they are with the people afterward, how they are before. Are they fucking bumbling buffoons? You know,

but you could just get it out of the way now by turning on YouTube, which works for an artist and doesn't work for an artist. You know, I'm disgusting. But if you sit through the show and come and watch, you know, I turn disgusting into a little nice than what it is on stage. I make it seem a little cleaner. And then I talk to the people after.

door and you could tell my heart and my love is there, you'll sign me. If I just send you a YouTube thing, you'll never sign me. Even from the beginning, when I got here, people would say send me a reel and I refuse to send them because what's the use? You're not going to do nothing from a couple of jokes. I want you to come check me out. You know, what's still open in Jersey to chat? I mean, when I was growing up, I mean, it's 30 years ago. It was a hole in the wall, you know, the soap factory. I mean, those are the big venues. I saw Aerosmith there.

I saw Twisted Sister there. You know, I used to go see sticky fingers. Not that much. I mean, the Stone Pony's here. The Starland Ballroom's here. Right. My friend, Queen Wright, Queenswright, Rudy Sarzo, was at the Starland Ballroom last week.

He tweeted me the one night. Where is Starland Ballroom? Sayerville. Fais. Okay. Saraville. Okay. And that was Bon Jovi's

all stopping grounds? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They were around what? Woodbridge and Perth Annboy, which that's 15 minutes for me. I'm in London.

So I'm right up Route 1 from them. Wow. That's fucking amazing. Yeah, I'm like 20 minutes from North Bergen, right up 1 and 9. Wow. Yeah, yeah. You're right there.

One and 9 is Tunnelie Avenue. That's a terrible fucking road, man. Yeah, you're not kidding. Did you see the trailer that we put together, that I put together for the final? I saw the one, but I want to be around, but I haven't seen the other one. That's it.

That's the one. That was filmed on Route 1 and 9. Okay. I took my phone out, and I drove all the way up towards North Bergen, filmed all that, like the skylines and stuff, brought it, like came all the way back, put it together, put the music to it, threw it up there.

That was all done. in one day. Now, it's amazing that, I mean, I always check this out because I'm thinking of getting one. Once I settle, I mean, it would be a waste. People keep telling me that if you go on eBay, there's a lot of turntables on there. Is that true? Or like, there's a... Sure.

Really? Sure, yeah. Everything, like anything old. No shit. Yeah, I was just going to say... Oh, turntables, yeah. I have no idea how to use a record. record player like how easy is it to pick up it sounds like an idiot thing you can you

fucking believe this yeah if I had one I would have no idea where to put the needle I have no idea how to you put the needle on the record well put the needle on the record you're fuck yeah you just on the record putting the needle on the record like light and a cigarette everybody does it slightly different okay so there's a right way to do it there's like the right way to do it okay my motherfuckers you walked in the house now you can't even put sneakers on don't shake The needle is very sensitive. This motherfuckers who took that shit seriously, bro,

like don't fucking move in my room because the shit shakes. Yeah, I think you get it. Somebody told me at a record store in San Francisco, you get a turntable on eBay now for 100 fucking bucks. Sure, yeah. A hundred bucks, man. There are people that really strive

for the best possible sale that they can get, they'll spend a lot of money on a turntable and, you know, all the components of, you know. But they also sell, like, those novelty old ones, like a target for a hundred bucks. But I would stay away from those if you're looking for something of decent quality. Because those are more of a novelty than anything. They look cool, but they tend to disintegrate after a while.

Right, after a while. They're 30 fucking years old. You know, they still have that wire from the fucking needle to the thing that carries the sound, you know? I mean, so people are making them. brand new is what you're telling me. Oh, yeah. That's a big thing.

I mean, ever since vinyl came, it started coming back, started turntables. Yeah, it's really weird because I remember vinyl being huge. And, you know, you had your cassettes

were coming into the mold and eight tracks were going. And then the big thing was you had to have reel to reel. Oh, my God. That's the only way to listen. You could actually hear him pulling away from the microphone,

you know, that dumb fucking Gentile shit. So that was, everybody went for the real to real. And I had a buddy who had real to real. And I got to tell you something, he put Judas Priest live on there, the Unleased in the East,

and they put Stain Class on there. And it was, the sound was unfucking believable. So then people kept saying, well, the sound is better on DVDs. So they went all the way to DVDs. And then all of a sudden people said, saying, nah, the sound is better on fucking vinyl. And then when Keith Richards put his book out,

he put a couple chapters out dedicated to recording of music now, how they fucked it all up. They fucked it all up. They can't even do live albums anymore. They forgot how to wire rooms. They forgot how to wire drums. He does like a whole chapter of it. Did you read it all, Joe?

No, I haven't. I was never really big into the stones for some reason. I like the stones, and this is going to sound terrible. but I dig the stones more than the Beatles only because I happen to like their sound more than the Beatles. I understand the respect and all that. Oh, no, no, no.

You're preaching to the choir. Listen, the Beatles, where the Beatles and the stones are the stones. The stones are fucking dirty. The stones are dirty. There's a period of the stones that they're fucking dirty and you can feel in their music and it feels great. Sticky fingers is dirty.

It's only rock and roll is dirty, you know. There's a couple albums that they had during the 70s that are just so brilliant. But that's the brilliance that they sound dirty. Well, is Antemont about them? The documentary, is that them? Yes. Oh, that was scary to shit. When they were up in the Ottomont and somebody got stabbed,

the Hells Angels, stab somebody and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, the stones were dirty. If you look at the stones, if you look at Keith Richards and all that, Ron Wood came along in 73 or 74 They're dirty, man Not that they don't take showers They're just their sound They're just their sound

We at the studio We have We have like a big TV with like a DVD set up And we have a rotating selection of DVD That's the Stones lives I guess it's the newest live DVD I don't know if there's more than one It's that

Foot Fighters We got Elvis and they're just constantly on loop just going every day so it's I mean it's playing all the time I hear it all the time that's amazing constantly on loop Elvis was dirty

too really you ain't kidding some of this shit was dirty man it's dirty that's one thing I never got into man and it's not a regret but I know I don't know the names of like the guitar player for this or music was just never

was never like it never did that for me I'm listening to you guys, like, talk about, well, the stones are dirty, but then the Beatles, it's like, it's a whole new world. That's just exciting to, like, to get into. The Beatles have, how many albums, Joe? Well, that's, they have a lot of, they have a lot of albums. They have a lot of albums. They put out a lot of albums. They put out, what, two, three albums a year back then? Because albums were, the whole process was a lot simpler and quicker back then.

What, maybe? The Stones put out, I gotta say, 20 albums. That's conservative, you know. I don't think the Beatles got, I don't think they were that high up. Exile on Main Street, all those out, you know, there's just too many. According to Wikipedia says they put out 13. Who's that? The Stones?

Yeah, it's not right. The Beatles? No, it's not right. That's not right? I don't think so. May, it could be. It could be. It could be.

Yeah, could be. What about the Stones? Let's see. You know, I was always more of a pink floating, Wayne fan. Me too. Listen, man, fucking one of my favorite songs

of all time is death on two legs. I love that queen. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let me talk to you about Night at the Opera for I could talk about. Night of the Opera. That's a masterpiece of an album.

I just, every time I put it on Twitter, every time I put a song from that album on Twitter, people have no idea what I'm talking about. And I don't tell me. I don't. You have no idea what went into making. No. No.

What was the one? seaside rendezvous all my god I forgot all about that shit oh god damn the stones have 24 fucking albums 24 albums

24 albums that's why they're fucking gazillioners 24 fucking albums and the meat of the stones is in the middle that goat's head soup exile

sticky fingers it's only rock and roll uh some girl that's the fucking heart of the stones in there. That one, there were Jimmy Page's on it. Oh, my God, they have a lot of fucking wild music to stones. But that's 24 fucking albums. Last one was an 05.

Oh, yeah. They put something out every couple of fucking years. Yeah, in the 60s it was, they put two out, they put like three or four out in 65. And every year, 66, yeah, up until. Yeah, you're right, Joe. Up until like 83. at least one a year

what's the let me ask you this go ahead let me ask you this are you a bigger fan of Gilmore's Floyd Waters Floyd I'm a Gilmore guy all the way to the end

yeah you know I have no use I can and people are going to be pissed at me I have no use for egos and it doesn't show me a lot to see an ego I just need to see them walk

a manageable ego is Bono and I'll tell you why because they're still together Roger Waters' ego to get the singer from the police's ego those were fucking egos that it's just too much to feed and that shit drives me

fucking crazy when an ego breaks up a band i.e. the police i.e., you know whatever the fuck else we were talking about yeah so Roger Waters I love again the dirty sound of Gilmore. I love that dirty

dogs, you know, sheep, all that Gilmore shit. To me, he's one of the best guitar players of our time. But that's to me. We all have different people. I put them up there with Page

and the Hendrickses and the shanklers and, you know, we all have our different, you know, people. And then Brian May of Queen are like, I would say, they're my top of, Brian May's a savage

I'm gonna tell you who else is a savage That you never want to admit it But if you listen to if you listen to bitch Keith Richards is a fucking savage An untamed savage Keith Richards And if you don't fucking believe me Put on bitch

Put on sticky fingers And just focus on his guitar playing Can't you hear me knocking All that shit is fucking heroin In your fingers That's if he touches you for two fucking days and that's what happens to you that's what happens to you when you listen to that shit you know i love every listen man i love everything i get into arguments with people and the

biggest arguments i'll get it and the anger i get is about music because it's plain and simple i was telling somebody the other day if there was if lennett skinner would have lived do you know how different society would have been to that because the cars wouldn't have been popular a lot of that music would have never came out if lennett skinner would have lived they would have rised up They would have rised up, outlaws would have rised up, all those southern bass-type bands would have fucking jump right up. That would have made room for nobody.

They were eating people alive. I've said this for years. Look at fucking read all, read up on when they opened up for the stones in Nemworth. It was two different fucking worlds. Even the stones couldn't believe how good lennetkin it was. They couldn't believe it. That these guys were fucking crazy.

Somebody wrote me a thing yesterday. When are you coming to? Jacksonville. And I'm like, fuck that boredom fucking town. But you know, that fucking boredom town produced some of the best fucking guitar players in the history of American music, the guitar player from the Eagles,

the guy they threw out, and fucking Tom Petty. As a matter of fact, he was Tom Petty's guitar player in high school. Did you fucking know that, though? Yeah. Did you know that the guitar player

from the Eagles taught Tom Petty the guitar in high school? Tell me what kind of... I never got into Tom Petty. Tom Petty's another savage. You got to get into him. There's a couple of albums that he's fucking heavy duty.

When they fucking kidnap the chicken sounds of the lambs, they play Tom Petty. Tom Petty's a fucking savage, dog. World of Rock, where do you want to take this label to? I mean, you're doing comedy. I'm doing my next album

with you guys or this album. You can't eat pussy with asthma. I'm going to put it out on vinyl for the connoisseurs of vinyl. You know, because when I listen to fucking comedy. I learned to listen to comedy on Pink on our, you know, whatever his name was.

Prior. Prior on vinyl. You know, I had Carlin on vinyl. And if you left the vinyl by the window, the sun would melt the vinyl a little bit. So it would have a little bump into it. So all the music had like a little bump into it. So you had to put it back by the window and adjust it when it

got warm again. Fucking tremendous. You got to be very careful with you out. Oh, yeah, you always got to be careful. It's always got to stack them vertically too because if you stack them horizontal, if there's a piece of dust or a speck of something in there, it can scratch

the groove so you always want to stack a vertical. Remember when somebody was, remember when somebody would borrow your album and scratch it? You wanted to fucking stab them 50 times? Like dog, when I gave you this album, it wasn't scratched. Yes, it was. It bumped up that party. Listen, man,

I'm happy to the time to call in today, Joe. I love you at all my heart. I think you're a good little fucking guy doing a good thing and you're doing it for the for the right cause you know it's really cool the year on a Wednesday morning yeah yeah you're doing it for the right cause I can tell listen bro I can tell when somebody's faking the funk and I could tell when somebody's putting everything they got into this and I want to do you know you can't eat pussy with asthma we're gonna fucking print up I got to get you some pictures together and I also want to do my next one with you

and I want to do like a pink floyd thing put all three of them together on vinyl and make like a big cover and we'll get that out for Christmas. That's all that. I have a couple, there are a couple of surprises for the vinyl too. One of which will make each single copy different from all the rest. One of them involves my good friend, Waterboxer, and the other two gentlemen that I was with when I saw you in Jersey you're going to be helping with the final step of the vinyl, or the vinyl pressing process. I'm not going to tell you what it is yet. You'll find out.

That's why I love you, brother. How cool is fucking Waterboxer? I love him. Is Waterboxer a bad motherfucker? Everybody on there. Lucas Leone, don't fake the funk. They had me on. I was actually, I called in to Leaves show.

I think it was episode six once. It was six or seven. Did you? I called in on Talk to Lee and Agostino. Thank you, brother. Thank you for supporting the Flying Jew Radio. You're a good man. So I'll give you a call from Florida,

and we'll put this together, brother. I love you, and I've been watching you, and I don't want you to think I threw you to the wolves. Sometimes, you know, there's some... No, no, no, no. Not at all. Sometimes when people call them in a bad position, I got the baby in one arm,

and I don't want her yelling into the phone or something. You know, since it's been slow. You're a lot busier than I am. Man, this is, it's a different life. Once you sprinkle a child in there, it adds a different fucking view to this life, so that's why. But I love you, brother.

Thank you for calling on a Wednesday, Okay, World of Rock. Now, where's your webpage at? Just go to Facebook.com slash World of Rock Records. If you want to check out the records we have for sale, it's World of Rock Records. It's www.orgatel.com. We still have to put a website together. I'm getting on that now. And Twitter.com slash World of Rock Rex, R-E-C-S.

And if you're an artist and you want to submit your music to World of Rock, my man, Joe, you know, hit him up on Twitter and send it over and you never know what he could do for you. I love you, Joe. Thank you for fucking keeping music alive, bro. This means a lot to me with the vinyl, so I love it. It means a lot to me too. You have no idea. Stay black, and stay warm in Jersey, cucksucker. That's right.

I love this shit. I love it, Lee. I love what we're doing, Coxucker. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. Get up, do some jumping jacks and look at the sky. Thank whoever, Buddha, Jesus, Satan, for giving you another day this motherfucker. You know what I'm saying? Beside water box, I want to give some shoutouts to my main.

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Stay black. fucking strong. You're the church. That means you're a savage motherfuckers. I love you. Lee, close this motherfucker up today. I'm fucking fired up. Fort Votherdale, here I come. I'm getting on a plane tomorrow morning. If you got them, smoke them, you're bad motherfuckers.

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