The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #169 - Steve Avillo, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: April 16, 2014

Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt. Also with Joey's friend Steve Avillo, who calls in to talk about music and their 30 year highschool reunion.   This podcast is brought to you by: This podcast is brought to you by: Dollar Shave Club. Use promo code CHURCH and get high quality razors sent to your door. Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout. Nature Box. Visit Naturebox.com and use promo code Joey for 50% off your first order. Naileditlife.com - Get 20% off a vapor pen by mentioning the Church. Recorded live on 04/16/2014.

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Crank that motherfuckerly. It's Wednesday. Oh shit. April 16th. If you didn't pay your taxes, fuck them. You're going to jails. Maybe not now in a year or two. Who gives a fuck?

What? Yeah. Do it, Lee. Let me see the wiggle, cocksucker. Wednesday. April 16th. Like a bad motherfucker. Welcome to Passover, you Jew cock suckers.

It's over. Oh shit. You see the black hooker yesterday or something? I've seen no black hooker. I'm ready to rock today. And I hope you too are. You motherfuckers better be ready because it's the day after taxes. Who gives a fuck?

Get up, eat your oatmeal, do some jumping jacks. They ain't fucking around out there. I don't know why you're giggling about. Let's do this shit. Cricketyly. Oh, shit. Oh, what? We need to get like a strobe light in the new office.

Oh, shit. I've been waiting. Ooh. A little bartender in there. Oh, shit. Giggly. Tell me if you like that. Oh, shit.

I can't even take it no more. I'm going to have to go home and fucking stab my wife. Hit it! What's the story, Lee? You didn't wiggle for me and nothing no more. You don't wiggle, you're slipping, cucksucker. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ.

Wednesday, April 16th, the day the devil, and everybody else was buried at sea. We don't give a fuck. There's a church of what's happened now. My main man, Lee Syatt. Joey D. is hoping you guys are having a great day, starting the day off on a beautiful foot. What up? What up? What up?

How many times I called you last night and talked to you? 18 times. I was stoned to the fucking gazelda hides. Like every 45 minutes, you're like, what's up, Doug? What, what brown are you want tomorrow? Oh, my God. I was so fucking high. It was one point I was talking to you.

I could see my wife looking at me. And I hung up here. I'm like, I hope he doesn't come over because I am fucking high to the gills. I can't have another ghouly bad. See, anyone else who would come over? Because you must have said 18,000 times. Come over before the Joshua podcast. Come over after.

We're going to hang out. We're going to go to get a milkshake. And I'm like, he does not want me to come over there at all. What are these days I'm going to end up coming over? You eat one of these yet? No. You want to be a piece of chocolate? I'm all set, man.

No, no, no. Don't try. It's Passover. You got to eat a fucking edible for the fallen Jews, you know what I'm saying? Get together. I don't want to hear no stories. Eat the blue one. What color you got one there?

I got two more blues. There you go. I'm going to eat one more. We'll split one more. We got fucked up today. It's Wednesday. I was fucked up on Monday. These are good, actually.

Blue Radish is good. You weren't fucked up. What I like that was? You let yourself get... How many times I got to tell you about it? You let the fucking weed conquer. Well, of course. You got to conquer it.

You got to look at it in the eye and say, you ain't doing dick to me, cock sucker. Look how good that is. Yummy for your tummy. It's like, yo, gabba-gabber. Yo, yummy. It's a party in your tummy. Comey, yummy, yummy, and your tummy.

You see what I'm saying? Look how nice. Look at that smile. Last time you got a smile like that You checked your bank account That's the last time I seen you smile like that You checked your balance Everything was copacetic

Nobody fucking stole you a couple dollars You know what I'm saying Who loves you Lisa? Who takes care of you like the Cuban Nobody cuckuskut You're out here solo walking around Look at you Who's better than you

That actually If that wasn't gonna fuck me up In about 20 minutes That was actually pretty delicious So we got another one You can't walk on one leg You can't You cannot walk on one leg

So many examples of people walking You're a whole leg That's bullshit. Even the petayas He killed a guy with no legs So I'm fine No he has a hook He's got the fucking hoof

Whatever the fuck He's got the high-like He's got one of those high-lie hooks You ever see high-line? Yeah He got those little fucking hooks Yeah Look at Lee

Cucks like you know It's about high lie He's the worst fucking excuse ever Oh no he's crying Like a fucking pussy Poor guy Yeah Why would he shoot her

I don't get it What was the point of him Shooting and she was hot He must have been an asshole Everything they're saying is that he was just a jerk to right boy he was he was like really paranoid you always carried a weapon supposedly you know that's why you never carry weapons Lee I just went to 7-11 before I came in the guy was like hey man I was here the day he tried to run that guy with the car

he came in here yelling screaming I go you know man he was saying shit to my fucking wife and it was just one of those days not to get in front of me with a car you know maybe today I'm Christian like but last week I wasn't that fucking Christian like so how was your day yesterday. What did you do yesterday? Yesterday was fine. I just had the Josh Wolf podcast. What'd you do for Passover? Do you eat anything good? You didn't call home? I called home.

My mom was going to pissed off. I didn't call her. I didn't call it during the Seder. But Passover is the worst Jewish holiday for food. It's disgusting. Why? What do they serve you? Mata, which is gross. Tremendish. And non-Jews love it, but it's worse than a saltine. Right.

They got Confiltevish, which is. one piece is okay, but you have to smother it with horseradish. Delicious. And it's okay for one piece. They have chopped liver. That's disgusting. And then fucking, it's just like... Now, what do you do with the say to?

Do you sit around? Do you eat? Do you just tell jokes? No, it's like, well, my family's was short, but it can be like five or six hours of singing songs. And say there's another word for dinner. Kind of, I don't know exactly what it means, but it's a dinner, but you tell the story of Passover and you sing songs. tell prayers and stuff. What song do you sing?

Dainu. Do you remember? Blas, what? Daino, I do know. Dainu. Dainu. Dainu. What does it mean?

I don't know. And then, what's the story of Passover? Drop it on us. Just that the Jews were... Hold on. Put some music. Put some background music on tells us.

Is it an Israeli national... Not the Israeli nation. Just look for Jew music. Yeah. If everyone listening, I'm typing Jew music. Jew music? I'm going to see what that is. the first thing that comes up.

Tell us the story of Pesso. There you go. Tell us the story of Passen. So, yeah, so the Jews, they were slaves in Egypt, and Moses went out into the land, right? And he saw burning bush, and God talked to him. And he went to the, this is hysterical. He went to the Pharaoh, and he's like,

let my people go. And they went through the ten plagues, and then after the ten plagues, Pharaoh finally said yes. What was the 10 plagues take? I have no idea, dude. You're going to find that out for the people at home. They don't know this shit.

You're dropping it. I don't think there's a time, but, well, I mean, obviously, it was a time. So after the 10 plagues, the Jews left, but then the Egyptians were like, fuck, no, we want those goddamn Jews. So they chased him. They got to the sea. Moses part of the sea. The Jews walked through, and then the Egyptians died. And then they walked to Israel.

And that's it. They were freed. They were freed. And they were always. different after that. They were never the same after that. And what year was this? I don't know. This before Christ? Probably before Christ. I'm just,

a dog, I'm just learning him myself. I'm sure the people at home are sitting and going, what the fuck is Passover? We don't know what the fuck Passover is. It's the worst Jewish holiday. And how long is it last? A week. A week. And I wanted to eat an edible a day for Passover and you fucking turn me down. You rather eat the feldda fish and

fucking liver cocksucker. How about we get, how about we going to the, what's the Crackers called? Mata. Mata. It's fucking disgusting. P. H.C. Mata business. We'll make kosherk

Matsa. Are you fucking kidding me? Who gives a fuck? We'll just go to Jewish parties and make them eat it. They won't know what they're eating. We'll tell them it's gluten-free. They'll fucking be on fire those Jews. Mots's the worst tasting fucking thing. I like them.

I don't know. I like Matsa. I like the Mata ball soup. I like all that stuff. You know, it's just... How can you like it? With your mother making such delicious Cuban food and all your neighbors

making a tax? Italian food, moths are the most bland. It's culture, bro. You learn from people's culture when you eat their food. And that's, you know, I may not like hummus, but I like kebabs. I used to go to Al-Wazir all the time. You ever go to Al-Wazir? You ever called Al-Wazir?

You called the answer to the phone. How was there. Where do you go? You torture that motherfucker. Where's Al-Cocsuck? But, no, there's other great, I mean, Jews make great food, but it's just this one's a dud. I like the cabbages. Cabbage?

Don't they make, like, some type of, when I worked for those guys in Long Island they made something that looked fucking disgusting. It looked just disgusting. But it was just, if something with meat. Maybe stuffed cabbage, I guess? Stuff cabbage, something. But they call it something different. Ari makes that soup.

What's the thick Jewish soup with all the meat in it? They eat during fucking the cold winters and the island. Borsh? Borsh. That's, that's Russian shit. That shit's fucking good, dude. God damn. Yeah.

Listen, man. It's a beautiful culture. It's a beautiful culture. Yeah. I'm not, the reason I'm not a fan of it is the Orthodox people. And it seems to be this way for any religion. The really intense Orthodox people want to push it on you.

Okay. And everyday people couldn't care less. And then I just, for me, I don't say I'm, uh, what is it called? I'm agnostic. I'm not, uh, atheist. I don't say that. I, when I was younger, I was atheists now. It's like, there's always a chance there's something.

so that I want to seem like an asshole saying but if I had to guess everything's pointing to they're not being a god but you never know there's something stronger out there except for a Martian I mean not it just doesn't make sense

Who took that fucking plane Huh He was the guy had his cell phone on It was a Malaysian I'm teasing you But the thing that I don't even know what the fuck I was talking about Yeah

It's starting It's starting early folks He got me all confused with this fucking Jewish talk. No, no, no, but it's, listen, man, I don't like every food from every fucking culture. I'm sure there's a lot of people that feel that way that you like some stuff and other stuff looks weird to you know, when I watch that bizarre foods. Oh, yeah, I know that. That shit's too fucking crazy for me. But there's some foods I give a whacked.

You know, I used to eat cabs brains when I was a kid. Slice cast brains, breaded and deep fried. That's tough. With lemon on it, late night? God damn. Well, did they not tell you was cabs brain first? First time they told me. Then I taste them and they were delicious.

My mom used to make tongue with black beans and rice. Delicious. And then she told me afterward, delicious. I would order it now. Like, we were at this taco place. And they have cabesa, lingua. And they have cabesa, lingua. That's too much for me.

That's too much for you. Yeah, yeah, it's too much for something. Like, I can't eat lamb. Really? I can't eat lamb. It's delicious. As much as I tried, because I feel guilty. Really?

And it feels weird. What about veal? Don't like veal eat. I can't. One of the best tasting dishes in the world to me is veal skin. Gallupini. I fucking avoid it like the plague. Just can't do it. I can't eat nothing gaming. I'd have a hard time

in other countries. But I like noodle dishes. I like Polish food. I like a little bit of everything. I like, believe it not, I like cabbage, stuff, cabbages. I like borsh. I like, you know, I don't like how it smells when you're cooking. Once you're eating it, it's fucking delist. There's a lot of stuff I don't

fucking like. I don't like hummus, but I like the kebabs. I like the chicken hour whizier makes with the fucking salad with the salad dressing. I Like, me and the Agostino went for Japanese East food, the other thing. You know, and we go for it Americanized. I'm sure it's completely different. When you go to somebody's country and you eat their fucking food in their country,

and, you know, then you hear the goat getting stabbed in the back, and it tastes completely fucking different, you know. That would be fucking tremendous if you heard of a goat getting stabbed in the back. We were talking yesterday. I was talking to the Agostino the other day, and he was telling me that we were talking about family. And he was telling me, goes, Lee doesn't get along with his brother. You know, too much.

It's really weird. He goes, because he goes, I felt bad. He doesn't get along with his sister or something. Okay. And we're talking. He goes, you know, I don't feel that bad. Look at Lee. You don't get along with you.

You don't get along with your brother at all? We've always been very different. Like, he's, he, we always butted heads. When you were kids, you weren't buddies. Not really. It wasn't this bad. And then we had a family issue that it kind of turned everything over when I moved out here. and

Deagis, you know if I've talked about it and it doesn't really bother me to be honest people my mom always says that in the end you're only it's only going to be you and him I see that and I would prefer if it wasn't like this but some people it's just

you're not going to click with in a couple weeks I'm going back to Boston for two days because next year I'm taking my mom to Israel for her 60th birthday with him so maybe that trip could bring us close together.

But up until now, it's just, we just have it. It's not like I would hurt him or anything, but we just don't get up. We don't mesh. What's the last time you saw him? Saw him. A couple years ago, probably. Because he wasn't homeless past Christmas. He didn't go home for Christmas?

He was taking a train cross-country. That's exactly the response you should have. I don't know why was he by himself with a girl by himself he finished school and instead of driving he just wanted to visit his friends and he found a good deal on a on a train but it was a fucking long time on a goddamn train it's a long fucking time on a train yeah if you've noticed i love planes trains and automobiles that's one of my all-time favorite movies i don't fuck with trains man i just fucking don't no i just really don't fuck with trains because I did it one time from Miami to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.

It was a nightmare. Yeah. It was a real fucking nightmare. He seemed to like it. And you asked me yesterday. Oh, he's a personal trainer. And fucking, he, he wrote on my Facebook wall a month or two ago. It was like, your people have found me and are calling me the flying Joe on my YouTube videos.

I said, okay. And then I find out from my mom that he's in this competition for, best new train or whatever through men's fitness or something like that. And he texts me on a Friday night when I'm with Paul. Can you tweet this? And I said, I didn't respond, but I was with Paul. And I was like, okay, I'll tweet it on on Monday because no one's really on Twitter on the weekend. And in like three hours, I was getting these angry texts. How can we don't do anything for me? And I'm like, well, first of, we haven't talked for like a year. And now that you find out that I have a few people on Twitter, you're

going to ask me, and you get mad that I don't respond right away. And it's just, I don't I he he's always been very manipulative and I just I don't like that feeling so I was like you know what man I was gonna do it but I and I'm not talking for a couple years and the only reason you're contacting me is because of this that's not really how I want to do it so you know what it is it is a shame because my mom has a sister who she doesn't really get along with but it's uh I don't know for I mean you I mean it's not by choice but you you don't really con have contact with your sister does it do you wish you did or oh yeah yeah yeah i just wrote her a letter again you know i've been writing the letters and it's tough because i don't write

great spanish but i know it's not the content it's the energy i'm sending you know uh i didn't talk to my sister not because we didn't get along but because there was no lines of communication for us well were you mad at her that she chose to stay in cuba not at all okay not i didn't even think like that well you know it's it's amazing when i hooked up with my family about three years ago. We all went out to dinner, my cousins. Then the truth started coming out. They were like, can we talk to you about something?

You know, what were you thinking when your mother died? You know, why didn't you contact us? And I'm like, let me talk to you guys about something. I don't know if this has dawned on you. Do your motherfuckers know what runs through a child's mind when he's 15 and his mother dies? He goes for the immediate. You motherfuckers weren't even on the continent.

Yeah. You know, you guys weren't fucking cute. But what did you want me to do to keep in touch you? how through what means through what angles I didn't have any numbers you know that so I'm not gonna lie to you guys and I'm gonna tell you that yeah maybe I slipped by not contacting you I didn't have a number to contact you I had gone the war with my uncle I had so many other things on my mind after my mother died when I was 15 that you know it wasn't even it wasn't even a thought process I was just trying to fucking survive I was just trying to survive and overcome what just

happened, you know, just on a daily basis and be as normal as can be. You know, I was, I was already reaching for things that were gone. I was, I was trying to get, you know, my dad's life insurance policy. I was trying to do all these things and I was getting snubbed. Those people weren't going to help their cause. What were they going to do for me 3,000 miles away? We're going to go. They're in Cuba. What are they going to do? So it was, it was very weird. With my sister, I think she expected more, and I told her the same. I go, listen, my mom died, I didn't know how to get a hold of you. And I explained that.

When I went to dinner with my one uncle, the uncle was on the podcast, his brother, my mother's brother, different brother. I explained to them that, you know, the death of my sister had her own doubts because my sister was left in Cuba. How would you feel? Yeah. And we're in New York rocking and rolling, and my mom sending money and talking to her, but it wasn't the same. And my mom's goal was to get her out of Cuba all those years. My mom spent hundreds of thousands of dollars trying to get her out. Couldn't get her out.

This was way before 79. And it's just ironic that my mother died in November, 79, maybe a month later. They opened up fucking Cuba. Oh. You know, that was Mario Lito. That was that one. That was where Tony Montana came in 80. Oh, okay.

Okay. So there's been a couple. There's been the big embargo. They call them different names. Those are Marioelitos. those these that came came on truck tires. So they call those balceros. That's the truck, the tube to a truck tie.

So do you know, they have different names with different invasions of the Cuban world. Listen, I lived with a guilt about my sister for years, but guilt doesn't pay the rent. Guilt doesn't feed the fucking cats. Guilt doesn't. I moved on. I am guilt-ridden.

You know, I'm guilt-written about my sister. I'm guilt-written about my daughter. Again, what do you want me to do, sit here and play a fucking ukulele and sing fucking Christian songs and pain? I can't do it. You have to move forward as a man. You have to move forward. You embrace what's going on.

You work out to see if there's a plan for you. And if not, you figure out how to live with this thing that's going on. Really interesting yesterday. I went to Jiu-Jitsu yesterday. We didn't do a podcast. So I had the family all day. So I did some writing And the morning I got up like at 4

And I got some writing in I did some jihitsu We went to lunch I took them to I went to acupuncture And then I picked them up Went to look at some offices We met with you And then I went and picked up the patches

Patches Paches are fucking gorgeous And then we just went to a park You know We just went to a park With what we usually do And she was trying to steal Some kids

The skateboard with the handle on it It's not a tricycle A scooter And we went home And you know We were fucking around and everything was great. And I noticed at the end of the night,

how she dove on her mother. I mean, Mercy's very tight with me, but she's tight with the mom, you know, obviously. And it was really weird that she got on top of, we were watching Wally Kazam,

whatever that show is fucking tremendous. She loves Wally Kazam. And she jumped on top of my wife and was holding her. I was like four feet away and I'm looking at my daughter, I'm looking at my wife. I'm thinking, look at that love.

You know, she just jumped. She's 15 months. She has 15 months of trust. Yeah. And she just jumped into my wife's arms, you know? That's the only truth. And as she was sitting there, I saw my wife kissing her and I saw how she hugged my wife's neck really hard. And I'm like, you know, that's a child right there.

That's love. That's innocence, you know? Mm-hmm. At 15 months, I can't imagine taking that from her. You know, like it was taken from me at 15 years old. Mm-hmm. What it does to you. that trust, that love that she had thrown on.

That's what I had on my mother. My mother was the only thing in my fucking world, you know? So I was thinking about that I was looking at, I didn't get sad or anything. I just looked at it for what it was, and it came to me, you know, that that's how intense, you know. I'm fucked up, but I'm not as fucked up as I thought I'd be. You know, I'm not, you know,

whenever you watch Law & Auto, these cop shows or MSNBC, they always go to an abused home or the fucked-up home. I was raised from house to house and all this shit. Now I'm in here for murder and they try to blame it off on their fucking childhood. You know, when I saw that, I saw the intensity of the pain of my childhood. And I saw a lot of the things why I had done the drugs, why I had, you know, rob jewelry stores, why I had acted out because it was all trying to get a thrill to beat that pain

of that bond that was broken between a child and its mother. You know, it's so weird that I've learned more about my life since that child's been born. Really? Yeah, because I look at that baby and I see me in a lot of ways and I'm looking at me thinking of what happened.

I'm thinking about how I ended up so fucked up and how her innocence, she watches Wally Kazam and she claps and she spins around. When Wally Kazam comes on and she runs to the television? When am I fucking that excited about anything? Yeah. You know, so a child's innocence,

what I'm trying to do is keep that innocence going until she's 19 or 20 to have a spirit, you know? My spirit was brinkin. broken at 15. I'm very surprised that I'm here, you know, but it's so weird when I look at mercy. I learn so much about myself. I learn a lot about my life. I learned where I got my bad habits from, from doing certain things and they weren't corrected. You know, that's all you could do as a parent. There's a lot of people that listen to the show that are parents. A lot of

people that don't, don't give a fuck what I'm saying. But the concept is there, you're looking at your child and you're learning about yourself. You know, it's very weird. It's been a fucking adventure, you know, when I do this. That's why. family bonds are just so strong. To me, I have a sister, but I don't, and I don't have a brother, but I'm very tight with the ones that I have, as you notice, have you seen?

So in my world, I understand where you're coming from, and I don't, but I understand more because there's kids that I've grown up with that are more brothers to me than their own brothers. And I've seen that. I've seen that the brothers have even said to me, my brother loves you, bro. Like, your family because my brother loves you.

Like, you know, when I was, this last Sunday or Friday was my buddy Jimmy Berkel's anniversary of one year of his death, you know, and I can't believe how much I miss him. Like, I never, ever thought in this world that I would miss a man the way I miss him. Just our little conversation. Dick, what's going on?

Dick! He would just call me, leave a message. Dick! And he'd hang up. You know? You know, just those little, things. You know, I always talk about these unsung heroes in my

life. They deserve more credit than what I give them. I gave Jimmy Bender credit last Tuesday at the tape. When I was talking about Arish O'Ree Shafia Show, this isn't happening. We're talking about role models. And I talked about

you know, Jimmy Ben and then I think about something like Jimmy Berkel who without fucking no doubt I would never be here because he took me out of Jersey. at a very timely part of my life where they were all getting ready to fucking blast me. And he talked me out of leaving to go to Colorado

and get a new life and blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever Jimmy did, he did that for me in his life. In a way, it was his sole purpose to save my life and for me to grow as a man, you know? Once he saved me, that motivated me. Like, I had to do something for him. So what I do today is because of Jimmy in a way. I do it for him because he gave me such a great chance.

at this. He pulled me out of there. It's not like he gave me money. No, no, no. He just said, if you want to go, you're welcome. You got to bring your own fucking money. I take care of yourself. So when I went out there, you know, I did whatever I did, but it put me on the path to us sitting here today. Do you know what I'm saying?

Oh, absolutely. When I think about, I think about friends I have that are really my brothers and I think about you, you know, this thing that's going, and you're not at war with him. You just don't know. I understand. And just for anyone out there, if you do find him, he's not a bad kid. And if we were together for holidays, we'd hug and we'd talk.

But it's just, it's kind of like people from high school, I guess, how you kind of just drift apart. We're not really at war. We argue, but all brothers argue. All brothers are. So just, if you do find him on Facebook, don't go and attack him. He's not a bad guy. But it's interesting. No, no, nobody's saying he's a bad guy.

It's your relationship. I just wanted to make sure. Yeah, yeah, it's a relationship. Go ahead. But yeah, no, it's, it is different. I don't have, I have a couple people in close with, but it's interesting how, like, your friends were like you and Darren and you have a bunch of people who are all your brothers. I think, I think that's definitely kind of have to replace it. Were you a little, was any part of you at all jealous when Mercy jumped on your wife?

Not at all. Really? Because I can see myself getting jealous about that. Not at all, man. Yeah? Not at all. It's love. It's, uh, you know, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a, it's a.

It depends on what part of your life you're in. You know, when you're 10, you could be jealous, when you're 20. I have a jealousy thing, but not really, because I know it doesn't do anything for you. Yeah. It used to make me crazy when I was 20, you know. At 30, it didn't rock. You can't fucking make me crazy no more. I just had to say something, you know?

But not at all. Not at all. Does it make me... Because you know she loves you too. I want to love. At that moment, she just jumped on your wife. Listen, no, no, no. She comes over and she climbs on the footrest.

Mm-hmm. And she jumps on me, too. My wife feels great. Don't let her do that. She's going to do that when you're not home. And you know what, man, there's times, like yesterday the day before, I was talking to her. We went in the living room and had to blow my nose. And I walked backwards to get the tissue paper.

And I stuck my head in the bathroom, just my head. I took the arm to rip the tissue paper. And when I looked back, two seconds later, she was on all fours about to stand up on the footrest. You know, she's going to fall. Oh, yeah. She's going to fucking fall. So, you know, I just hope she'd fall from when I'm not home. I don't want to hear the kabump and the crying and the fucking towel around the head with the ice.

Because, like, that I can't deal with. That I can't deal with. I'll faint, you know. Oh, I had something terrible. My dad did the icy London, like the bouncing on the knee thing and he put me down. He was doing that one night. And we had a coffee table. My head hit the corner of the coffee table.

And I just remember, like, a towel around my head all red. And I'm just like, oh, I remember. I must have been. less than five. I just remember that towel. That's a fucking harm. When I got bit by the dog, the Bronx,

I remember having cotton on my face. That's all they had. And they kept saying, don't look. And I went into the mirror and I put the thing down and I seen the blood with the cotton. I never forgot that.

I've never forgotten that memory of five. When I got hitting the head with the flashlight, New York. You're hitting the head with a flashlight? Oh, the first day of first grade. Where's those edible is at?

Let's get this party started. I already have mine. I'm already sweating. No, we got to split one. There's one more left. Let's split it. You can't, what's Passover. You can't walk on one leg.

It's kosher, then. It's kosher, though. It's kosher. It was blessed. Take half. Take half, my brother. What the fuck? The power of Christ compels you. Come on.

Look at that. That ain't half of you. That ain't half of you. You sure? What I tell you last night, I said, make sure you stop and you get a nice, healthy breakfast.

Some oatmeal, a piece of wheat toast and fruit. Look at you. You're chewing that like a little. It's sperm in a fucking in a capsule. Chew that motherfucker with heart, cucksucker. Oh, my God, my God. Mm-hmm. I want to thank my people in fucking Grand Rapids.

I love you guys. These are delicious. If you guys are... Tana cubes. I don't know where to get them from. Facebook.com slash black dog M. Edibles. And where they are they? They're in California?

Are they Michigan? Where are they at these? I would assume they're out of Michigan. I like the packaging. I like how they put the T.C levels in the back here. shit I was putting the fucking thing on the microphone where you could see it. Yeah they put the they put the T-HC test on it. Yeah, pretty impressive.

Oh, okay. Yeah, each one is fucking 20 out of 20 milligrams because this one had can of cubes apple and can of cubes Blue Raspberry. The Blue Raspberry is delicious. What are you talking about 20 milligrams? They just put that for design. It's like five a piece.

I love it. Every time I talk to you, you're getting a different percentage of a new venture and there's also an edible with So few milligrams I'm not even going to notice it. Listen, brother, I don't talk to my fucking ex-wife. Yeah? I don't talk to my daughter.

But I don't walk around with the guilt. Okay. Okay, I let the guilt go, which is what you've done. You know, you don't feel guilty about it. You've accepted it. You know, there's people in life you're going to talk to... You know, I don't talk to Jackie's godmother anymore. Fucking 20 years.

20 years. I haven't talked to people that were my fucking sister and brother. in law. Sister and brother-in-law over in their mind, it's over two-h-h-h-lawless. It's my mind that's about taking sides. They took science with somebody over me.

I just never talked to him again. Never. Conversation ended. When Facebook started, she sent the friend request. I almost stuck my hand to the fucking computer. You know, I'm a nice guy. I love people. I love having relationships for people. I love fucking around

with people. You know, when I giggle, me and the Agostino, giggle like girls. You know, me and Steve Simone giggle like girls. Me and Josh Wolf giggle. Me and Joe Rogan giggle. Me and Ari Giggle. I like the giggle. But there's some part of it, man.

A conversation ends for me. It ends. You know, I don't go back. And I feel guilty. I should put my hand up. Every day, every couple days, if I'm not telling you guys this on the church or at least I have, I'm lying to you. Every couple of days, I feel like picking up the phone and calling my,

if you know anything about me, if you know anything about me, a man. And if you believe me as a co-host of a fucking podcast that we're trying to send an example here, there's nothing I like to do more than to call my ex-wife and say, hey man, how you doing, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's going on? But you know what, guys,

it's not going to go anywhere. I'm dealing with somebody who try to cut my legs off. There's people in life who make mistakes. There's people in life who are on your wife, or they're hearing your girlfriend, or they call your faggot or something. That's one thing.

But to try to cut your fucking legs off is another. I cannot get myself to, you know, listen, and I'm no angel in this. I'm sure I said things to hurt of feelings, but feelings and cutting somebody's legs off are two different stories. Me and my life, I would never cut somebody's legs off unless I was going for them, unless they did something to take me the fuck down. I'm not going to lie to you. I've had gone for people's legs before. You go enjoy it. What the fuck are you talking about?

A couple years ago, I got the Sopranos. But one of the guys on the Sopranos didn't like me, so he went to the producers and said something, that's cutting your legs off. Okay. You don't like me? You don't fucking like me. That's okay.

But for you to go out of your way, my ex-wife did everything she could to go out of her way for me to fail. Do you understand me? She wanted me to fail to make me look bad. in front of my daughter. Here it is, guys, when I decided to make the move from my daughter to conquer comedy, to get into comedy because I had nothing else.

Part of the thing I was leaving behind in the conquer was my daughter. My plan was to communicate with her the way most parents do from out of state. But once I left, I really lost control of the relationship. And even though I called and I sent things, if you guys know anything about me, one thing I do was, fucking call. For me to give up on calling, it's because it was that bad. It went on.

We communicated until 2000, maybe five, until a little before the longest yard came out. We communicated with no problems. I mean, it wasn't rosy, it wasn't a rosy relationship. And one day, I just decided that for my health, for her health, and especially for Jackie's health, that this wasn't going anywhere because she was getting beat up from two directions do you understand oh yeah yeah it's like if you work for me and my wife you're getting

my wife is saying shit to you yeah no amount of money is worth that late no amount of money is worth that if my wife is saying leave that box there and i'm saying to put it over there oh yeah my wife's a dummy and if you come in and you get in the middle of it and that's what they were doing to my daughter so i don't want anybody to think i don't talk to because i'm just a hard head of fuck she was in the middle of something bad she was in the middle of the middle of was something that a child shouldn't be in the middle of at that age. Who determined that me? Because I know what a child should be involved in at that age.

I was a child at one time. And I know at 14 I heard things. I should have never been exposed to, you know, I goof around with you guys how, you know, I was going to Bruce Lee movies and shit at fucking 10 and 9 at that cinema. That's not right. That really isn't right. Kids aren't ready to see fucking Charles Bronson shoot three black people

when you're fucking nine years old. You're really not in the fucking mind. I wish you were. I wish you were, you know? But it just didn't go nowhere. Me being around made the situation worse for her. And that's what I decided against. But at the same time, guys, I always kept in touch.

I always sent money. My child supports pay to have my license. You know, I can't travel internationally because of the fucking warrants. That's the only reason why. Not because of passport issues and nothing like that. But I also did something else. I also decided that if I wasn't going to be there to watch her grow full-time, I was going to dedicate myself to whatever the fuck I was going to do 150% with her name on it.

Like all my push is with Jackie's name on it. Every time I wake up in the morning, Jackie's in my thoughts somewhere along the line making me get up. Because I had to prove to her that in the meantime, I wasn't out there drinking like the mother thought I was going to be or smoke. And see, the mother by now thought I'd be dead. Every time they ran that trailer for Grudge Match over the holidays, she had to see her once or her parents had to see her once. and her fucking phone rang. She goes right to the drinker or pops 22 fucking pills

or gets the rope ready because she didn't expect me to live. And that's how I fuck her in the ass on a daily basis. Between you and I, I wanted to kill her. Everybody knows that it's common fucking knowledge. Somebody cut your legs off at that state of mind

what I was thinking at that time. I don't know how she got away with it. God fucking shined on me. I'm not an atheist. I'm a Catholic, and I believe there's something out there, but I'm also a Buddhist in mine. I'm also a Cuban Jew

and I'm also a Santeria specialist A101, but I do believe that there's something out there stronger and I say the Rexis, how do I know when I look at that little girl? When I look at Mercy and I look at my sperm sack and I see that I'm 51,

I look at my face and I see my past and I look at my wife. My wife is okay but for me to have something that sweetened their life there's got to be somebody up there that decided to say, you know what? You're in your stripes, bro. You didn't lose your mind.

and shoot a fucking wall full of kids, you gave the blow a fucking shot. I'm going to throw you a little something just to show you life did have some hope to it. Yeah. Life does have hope, man. Life really does have hope to it. Don't fucking ever give up, man.

I gave up a lot of times. Physically, I gave up with just, you know, like when you plug your phone in and it says you're like 3%. Yeah. That's to the point I was in my life. Fucking many a time, man. I answer the emails.

I see where you guys are at. You might be at 3% full, you know? you're ready to fucking tap out. Fuck that shit. Put somebody's picture on that fucking 3%. Make that motherfucker go up to 60 and hit the ground running, bitch. You know what I'm saying?

They ain't no looking back. You know, we've all been at that point in our lives. We're at 3%, 2% energy left. We're ready to give up hope, man. And it's weird. I might not necessarily believe in a higher hour, but for some reason I do believe in karma. Fuck yeah.

Karma, I always... Fuck yeah. You ever been smacked by karma? I have been smacked by karma. I don't know if it's something that you, by doing something negative, just feel negative or if it actually is something real. But like you said,

like, I mean, I don't, I can see how seeing mercy, like, there has to be a higher power, but maybe it's just how, you, the energy you were putting out, the energy your wife was putting out, it's, uh, it is pretty crazy. Every fucking morning, man, I write down before

I leave Facebook and Twitter. If you notice, I write, have a great day. Mm-hmm. Anybody could say that shit, but they don't. Anybody could say that, but they don't. I say that because I start with those words, I want those words in my head early in the morning.

When people hit me up and Twitter in the morning, we're going back and forth, I'll throw our 15 loves in the morning, and they'll sit there going, what the fuck is he talking about? Because it's all we want to put out all fucking day. I don't even know what love is. You know what love is? Do you have any fucking idea?

The word sounds like that. a lot better than hate. The word sounds a lot better than cunt. The word sounds a lot better than a fucking fight and fuck you. Love sounds a lot better. When you say love, it doesn't sound that fucking bad. When I say fuck you, even if I say fucking Finney, get the fuck out of the cat food, you know, whatever. You follow what I'm saying to you? So all those things just makes your fucking day a lot better. It's got to make your day a lot fucking better, man, when you believe, you know? So I believe. I fucking believe every morning it's going to be a great day, you know.

Who's this? Who do you think it is? Oh, shit. What's happening, Mr. Steve Villas? How about you, brother? You know, good over here with the flying Jew, it's Passover. I'm trying to, you know, get the history of fucking Jewism from him. He's holding back on me and shit.

You're going to have to enlighten me on that one. Well, he's telling me, you know, Moses freed the Jews, the slaves from Egypt. He was just trying to tell the people at home, put the music on him. break it down for a villo he don't know no no no it was really Moses and shit like that our villas the other day I wanted to talk to you for the last two weeks I've known you a long fucking time and we're very musically inclined I mean we grew up in your fucking basement in the shed playing music through a martial stack who plays fucking music through a martial stack uh you wake up the neighborhood oh my god and we had a drum set in there

So you could jump on the drums and play the fucking drum. Yeah. It really is. Yeah, those drums. Yeah, Lowenstein. Danny Lowenstein, yeah, those are his. He was a good drummer, man. He's around.

He's around. Because some kid hit me up and said that he still talks to him from the old town and shit like that. So he's around. He just doesn't come down much. But I saw that it's so weird how I look at what you post in time. time and what I post and we're fucking music savages. One of my friends said to me the one day, he's like, man, you really know about music. And I'm like, I don't really know about music.

He goes, no, no, no, no, you really fucking know about music. And I didn't think I did, but Jesus, all this time we put in, all this time at the fucking stores, the music stores, you and I would go to that record store on Bergen-Line Avenue, up the corner from Chicken Delight. Do you know which one I'm talking about? that's why I'm what sabotage yeah whenever I had extra money

that was the first thing I would do I would take a walk up to Bergen line of you because we walked everywhere you know and uh whatever was coming out that was new you know when you heard something was coming out

that's what you did you just you just went you went to the record store the day came out and got it or stuff that was old that you know maybe an older brother or somebody or a friend turned you on to you you know that's just what you did that's what we did

you know, and you'd sit there with the big album cover and you'd study that thing and read the words and all this other stuff and lining notes and everything while you were listening to it the first time. I mean, you just don't get that experience with, you know, CDs, forget about digital music. You don't get that experience with digital music, that's for sure. Well, wait, well, let's back it up a little bit.

You went home, you ripped the album open, you opened it up, you fucking put weed in there, you busted up a bud, you deceded the motherfucker, the joint, then you smoke two hits, then you put the album on and digest it side one, and then you'd smoke a little bit again, and you'd digest side two, and then you'd smoke a little big of it again, and we'd talk about what we just fucking listen to. Absolutely, either that or a little bit of hash from chicken neck, you know? From something, but it was just amazing how I've always discussed that, how we would open

up the album and look at the liner notes, and if you, there's no creativity in a CD album no more on a download. I love it. I love that you could just go click a thing and I got an album cover. I have to get in my car and go get an album and go through all that shit. But I also miss that process we discussed. The coming home with that you, that walk home is the longest walk of all time when you go by an album

and you want to listen to it. Yes, it is. You could not wait to get fucking home. You prayed that there was none of your brothers were home. You prayed that, you know, you just want to. want to get home and listen to this thing that you've been hearing about and read up about. And now you, a CD, you get a CD, you open it up and there's nothing in there. There's a piece of paper.

That's it. No. What are the famous covers you remember of those besides some girls where you could spin the thing and fucking, I still, every episode, every time we talk about music and albums, I talk about the liner on the Led Zeppelin and through the outdoor. Yes. In fact, they have something online about it. Somebody wrote something because they said, I brought it up, and they brought it up and showed the Van Halen, too. Oh, my God, yes.

I think of all the albums we looked at the covers for hours, the wall. You fucking painted it on your wall. Talking about that the other day, man. I ended up getting that album, and then the tickets for the show. And once we had the tickets for the show, we were into that thing every day, and then I decided to, you know. It was such a beautiful

I have no idea But it was such a beautiful process Because Yes, it was I remember my mother dying The wake Blah blah blah blah And then going back to school

And then one night Getting a call from Cherpie A.K.A. Lubez And said Hey, you know, we're going to get tickets tomorrow We're Fokarachia That's what they call them

Cherpie. That's you. Cherpie Jr. Cucson. And we I remember going to school and like looking at each other

Like we're playing hooky. Like why are we? here. Why are we here? We're going to get tickets. And we got in the car and we went to a mall first and they didn't have tickets in Paramus and then we ended up going to the Fairleigh Dickinson or something like that. And that's 1550 we paid for those tickets. Yes. And then we got those tickets probably after Thanksgiving. So it was probably the beginning of December. The show was mid-February February 23rd February 20 and something like that 24 so you had two months to listen to the wall

and party and analyze it Lee's getting fucked up already it's Passover leaid of medical marijuana cannibal fucking cup and I just called him staring at me his eye got stuck you know your eye gets stuck that's when you know you're fucked up once that left eye gets stuck and you catch it and you can't focus it but you don't want to hit yourself on the side of the head because you don't want to over you to see you get your eyes stuck but it's brilliant how we for two months and we did that with a lot of shows we did that where we get tickets and hold it for two months and then for two months it was a countdown like everybody knew that you were going to see Ozzie April

whatever everybody knew you were going to see uh you know the new barbarians or something everybody fucking knew well the new barbarians I didn't even know about like a week before yeah quick that was quick came around real quick I look up the schedule to that show and I look up what happened like you could Wikipedia that and it's very interesting for those who don't know it the new barbarians were Keith and Ron Wood put together a little band they toured it was like a with Charlie Watts Stanley Clark Stanley Clark right Ian whatever on the piano they had Robert Plant sing at some cities they had uh Rod Stewart sing at some cities it was pretty fucking cool little tour you know that they did back then in the 80s

Long fucking time ago, Steve Avila. Be able to get away with was when the lights went out at the garden was just jumping over the walls, down to the orchestra. I must have jumped over three walls from like Blue Heaven all the way down. We got down to like 50. I never. Do you remember that brol that broke out an orchestra at the end of the show?

At the end of the show, yeah, yeah, yeah. I still remember that fistfight, shit flying up in the air. But it also ended like that at Ted Nugent ACDC. Yes, that's right. Ted Nugent ACD.C. August 14. 1979. How's that one? I still remember the fucking date.

I went over there with Chris Morgan and a bunch of fucking savages. We all met at Luchy's. You know, I'm going to Orlando, Florida this week, and Joe Lucci lives in Orlando, and I wish that he shows up. I've hit him up on Facebook, but I don't think Lucci Facebooks. He's way beyond that, you know?

I know. I've been to them not that long ago. You know, if you think, yeah, yeah, she's up from... That's right. They live in Florida. That's what I'm saying. I'm going to go to Orlando on Friday, but it's so weird how growing up we had these little divisions like you had the parks and you have like 46th street and you had people on the 51st street and then you had 64th street that was always a scary area to go over i remember walking home with you and even walking past that area was fucking scary when you were a kid

because you didn't know who were you going to bump into and what they were going to give you it wasn't scary in the sense of me you were going to get beat up and nothing like that no it was scary because everybody in that four block area got down late like when you saw people like you want to drink a beer you want to do a hit acid like it was just I OD at Joe Lucci's fucking basement how people don't know that when I was about 17 I OD in Joe Lucci's basement had to be 1980 I ate like a quailute and did a bunch of bumps

and I drank those but night wise of nips about 25 of those things and I did in the afternoon I OD you like in a heap in the corner yes yes I passed out yes you did I passed out even with the blow and people were concerned and people fucking asked me to go to a hospital and shouldn't take care of myself fuck that yeah yeah jo luci's that was a that was a from 64th street field all the way down you never knew what you would have been i remember walking home one night this had to be 1981 i don't know where i'm at i don't know what i'm doing i'm walking home and i

cut through the rocks because all that was a shortcut and i see corky it's got to be three in the morning. It's a school night. And I see corky. This is when I lived with the benders. And I see corky with a bunch of other guys from 46th Street field, with 64th Street field. And he still had his work clothes on, like at the time he sold cars. But it was four in the morning. So he got out of work at like six, went out drinking. Now it's four in the morning. He still had the white shirt on with a little bit of blood on it, the tie was taken off. And they had a bunch of fucking people on the rocks. And as I was getting there, the cops

came and put lights on them. And they were like dancing in front of the cops. They didn't even fucking care. I remember walking and going, what the fuck did I just see? And they were grown men. They were grown fucking men. They had music on and jukeboxes, whatever those fucking ghetto blasters were.

Fucking tremendous. I mean, the cemetery had seen the devil worshipers? Fuck, yeah. Fuck. I took a shit in that cemetery. People around a fire or I took a little weird shit. Dog, I took a shit in that cemetery one night.

I had a shit really bad. And I cut through that. That cemetery cut like 40 minutes off your walk, correct? Oh, easy, easy. Because on one point, you'd come up by Larry McNeil's house on 51st Street, but there was another cemetery that you came out by 46th Street field. You walked through that shit. But where it got spooky was behind the projects.

That's where the devil worship was were. Yeah. That's how you got down there. That's how you got down. You cut through that gap in the fence or you'd walk down that hill, that hill would walk down that hill and that's how you get to the road. I went, because it was a basketball court there, you had to cut through the courtyard there.

So one day I was walking through there, one of the guys like, hey, shoot a game of fucking hoops with me. So I said, okay, I start playing hoops. And someone I go, stop, I drop my package. If anybody finds it, it's mine. I look right in front of me. It was a little bit of Coke with like three fucking pills in it. And they used to snort gasoline those kids.

What were those kids? What were those kids down there? The kids that hung out at that particular basketball court, like I didn't hang out with them. I didn't know them. But that day, they were snorting paint. And they had another container of gasoline that was snorting. I never fucking forget that shit.

Why do you go by that park? Because it's people snorting gasoline. Nothing wrong with that. It's just, you know, some people like doing blows. Some people like gasoline. Yeah, they had that stuff that with that horrible smell. Yeah, yeah. They used to do them.

Yeah, with a paper bag over there. nose and they'd have pimples on their neck you get like some type of rash from snort and paint and shit like that you get like pimples on your neck and shit oh my god nobody fucking snorts glue no more what's this country coming to

I remember one time one of my best friends in life looked me straight in the face Fernie Basulto and he says to me what's snorting glue like I go I have no fucking idea for any I've never started the glue. He goes, I'm thinking about doing it. I swear to God, this is the conversation

we had, like, when he was like 20. Do you know this motherfucker went and bought glue one day? But he didn't buy model glue. He bought Elmer's glue, the dumb fuck. I will never, ever, ever forget Fernie buying Elmer's glue and going, I bought some glue. You want to give her a shot? I'm like, Fernie. It's not fucking Elmas. It's the, you know what night that was, bro? We put, what was the Calendrillo that used to walk around that used to live in the park? Bobby Cal, there was a Calendrillo that lived in Hudson County Park. I had the brother Dan. The one he set him on fire?

Yeah, the one we, that's what we set him on fire. That was the night when Fernie bought the Elmer's glue. Because we got that glue and put it on the newspaper and put in his back pocket. And we lit the newspaper. So the glue ignited the fucking paper. It was that same night. That's the same night we did it. And the paper was burning in his pocket.

He didn't even know it, Avila. He had no idea. there's smoke coming out from his back finally we told him you're on fire and he fucking jumped on the floor he did the spin roll whatever the fuck is uh talk about a misspent youth huh you know what man it's what it made me today speaking about miss spent youth i was seeing on facebook that you're doing a 30 year anniversary up it what is it called bar 90 90 right outside everybody's uh everybody from the year that we graduated we're all it's very nice

Nice that you do these things, brother. I like that you do this, but you know what's really sad? I thought about that the guys that we really hung out with in 82, they're not going to show up. A lot of these guys are long gone, man. Like, not long gone and death, but I think that in life they moved on a little bit. Like, I was telling you last night,

like, to get one guy, you got to invite 10 of them. Like, if you want Zah Higgins, you got to invite the other guy, the other guy, and the fucking other guy to come together, and they'll come as a family with the wives, you know? Yeah. We're the last of the Mohicans of Vils. You've got the band, I'm doing stand-up comedy.

Who would have thought we'd still be out there fucking plugging away every week? Did you, at the age of 50 of Lowe, did you think? No. You're going to be an engineer in the daytime? We're lucky to be finding guys. You know, you're just, I don't know. It's a privilege, man. It's a privilege, and it's...

Let me ask you this. You're an engineer in the daytime, correct? Yeah. Yeah, I'm a propeller head. And at night, and at night you were in a fucking band. You have two daughters, one in college, one in high school, a wife. How the fuck do you find time, man? It ain't easy.

Your time, man, you work, your family, and that all is, you know, your family comes first regardless. The band to me is it's a hobby, but for people who know you, like myself, I know it's an outlet. I know it's something that, you know, I mean, Steve, the first time I met you was at a direct on 64th Street, and your band was playing, your guitar string broke. it was like the biggest fucking thing I had ever seen I don't even know who was in your band John Rago was playing the drums but that was over 40 fucking years ago that was 37 years ago

so just the fact like I started comedy at 28 28 I'm 50 okay big fucking deal you've been doing this since you know and to just have the you know I'm doing this today because I want the people at home that listen to this you know I have a young demographic and I want them to know that you know, 50 is fucking dick anymore.

Like, I never even thought of being 50. I always thought it being 37 because it was the year 2000. And I'm like, I'll probably either die before that or die shortly after that. And just to, when you posted that thing the other day, it really ate me. Because on my 30 fucking years, we graduated fucking high school. I didn't think I'd make it out of high school five years. I thought I'd be dead. I really did, man.

I didn't think I'd be fucking here right now sitting across, eating edibles with the flying Jew talking to you on the fucking phone. Add it to Orlando to do comedy. You know, at that age in the shed, did you know what you want to do when we were sitting there at night doing our thing? I didn't have a clue. We didn't have a fucking clue.

Live to play music, but where you would be what you would be five years from then, never mind. Let me ask you something, just so you let these guys know, how fast did the 30 years go, of him, being fast. If you remember that night when you're talking about, when I was playing. Actually, I was playing,

I was sitting in with Johnny Rego's band. It wasn't even my band. I was 12 years old. Yeah, we were young. We were dirty young. I was 12 years old. That really is.

That's something, you're very lucky to still be doing it. You're very lucky. You know, we had a conversation last night about benefits and how some people act weird and whatnot and how you were, you know, I'm so grateful to be able to do this.

It doesn't even matter about the paycheck. And that's the same point I'm at. in my life sometimes, you know? I just like getting out and doing stand-up and yelling and screaming. It's not about the money. If it was about the money, I'd be selling fucking blow and going for broke. You know, why am I going to be doing this shit? Because it's a

passion. It's a love and you stick with it. Absolutely. And you know what, Manaville's? You're the pastmasters. You know, it's a band that's local to you. You know, I watch the photographs and I see the videos and it can be the stones or it can be the past masters. To you, it's your life. I could see when you're up on

that state singing man so you got you know you got to you got it's not even from your gut it all starts with your fucking balls you know that i mean that's what we're from is all about fucking balls man you know i'm in the shower this morning taking a bad taking a shot i'm like what am i going to say today you know what am i going to tell these guys today on the fucking facebook wall and all of a sudden i said i don't know i'll think of something and all of a sudden you know you have those moments of doubt like ah i'm like grab your balls and i'm like exactly that's what i'm going to tell them today grab their fucking balls and their hearts, they gotta go out there. Nothing happens without hearts and

fucking balls. And nobody knows that more than us, man. It was instilled in us at a young age. That was our like fucking cliche thing for the neighborhood. You know, it were all heart. You gotta have fucking heart. And, uh, yeah, it's just really good to see that you're still here, Vilo, 30 fucking years later. You want of the, you know, you and your family are nicest fucking people in the world. You know, I call you every week, you know, I try to call you because you made that much of a difference in my life. And when I see that, when I watched that one video about a year ago

that you put up with Julie Sacks and everybody was having a great time on stage, you fucking inspired me, Velo. You really did. I was like, Jesus Christ, this guy don't give a fuck if he's at the garden or he's at some bar in Munaki.

He's going to give it 150 fucking percent, and you got to respect that, you know? And if you're young and you're listening to this, this is a friend of mine that, you know, this has been there since day one. I passed out of his house. I puked in his house. I drank juice with fucking bees in it

at his house. Fuck yeah, Blee. The juice with the bees. The juice with the fucking bees in it, bitch. For all you kids that die from a beast thing, suck my dick, okay? We were drinking fucking garbage out of a garbage

gang, alcohol with juice and anti-freezing that motherfucker, and they put bees in that bitch, okay? It wasn't even a mistake? No, we put bees in that motherfucker. How many bees you put in there, Ville? You and your family?

Any, you know, because it was all sweet and stuff, you had these bees flying around. So the first thing you would do, you just whack these bees and knock them into the drink, and they can't get out. What was in the drink? Tell these motherfigms. Tell these fucking amateurs what was in the drink of it? And a garbage can filled out. What was in that motherfucker that time? Oh, God.

It was everything and anything people brought, you know? So it was, you figure it was bottle anybody had, whether it was vodka, gin. Jack Dan, whiskey. Everything went into that. There was, you know, it wasn't just one alcohol. It was every alcohol. So whatever was, you know, and you drank it, after a while you didn't taste it anyway.

You didn't taste it. You just swallowed the bee like nothing. Like, I saw you can't. Absolutely. You know how these Mexicans put a fucking caterpillar, a worm and a bottle of tequila? Yeah. Of villos, they put bees in their fucking booze, bitch.

That's old school Sicilian type shit from the hills. A bees, I never forget. I was so fucked up. that I fell asleep on Sinsulo's lawn and I'll never forget the cop Ray Ernesto woke me up on his lawn and drove me home and like my fucking mom answered the door and shit I could remember waking up the next day

and my yard would look like it would look like a war zone I mean there would be people sleeping all over the all over I remember walking at the Sunday morning people were going to church you know Darren Darren sleeping Darren sleeping in the grass the pelicans sleeping on top of a garbage can. I mean, it was just... I don't care.

I'm not mad. All we talked about this, the last time you're on the podcast about a year ago about having a party at my house. When we went upstairs and you had your pants off or some shit.

We were sophomores in high school with juniors and Chris Donovan was going to hit Eddie Borelli with the crutch in the head. Oh my God. What the hell is they doing with my pants off?

I don't know. You would some brought upstairs fucking dry hump under the death of some shit. Ah, okay. And somebody went up there and they came down of the villas up there with his pants

He's down. You gotta go say something. He's saying nothing. He's only the slinging dick. Who am I? Who am I, Lee? You gotta see Lee Syatt right now, Villo. He's fucked up again. I don't know why he does this. Every day he wants to come in here and eat edibles. He wanted to eat an edible every day for Passover.

Did he do this to you when you were young? Did he like try to give you stronger drinks or give you stronger weed? He must have to. This is the new. He didn't have to. He volunteered. We knew the deal. We knew the fucking deal. Well, they didn't have this

when you were 19. Yes, they did. They had worse. We were taking mescalant. Imagine taking a hit of something high for 12 hours, seeing stars and pelicans and shit. What would you do then,

Leacock sucker? This is nothing. I'm making you feel good. I can pull your molar out right now. You wouldn't feel it. I just remember the intermission at the wall looking down at orchestra section.

All it was was swirls of color. That's all. Do you remember a toy when you were a kid? It was like you put this thing on a, and you started the motor and it spun and you had these bottles of paint and you would just throw the paint at these things

and it would... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, they spun around. That's what the orchestra section looked like. Yeah, yeah. Bro, we used to fucking, you know, Vils, I don't know, you know, I used to fucking trip heavy duty in those days.

That one year, I think I took fucking mescal like every day. Oh, my God. I would take that shit. My resistance for that at some point, it was amazing. The animals I saw. saw, I remember taking blotter acid and going home and the phone ringing and me going to answer the phone and being in front of the mirror and seeing my lip melt and going, oh my God, I got to call

you back. And I didn't tell the person on the phone that I saw my face fucking melt. I just said, I got to call you back and hung up. Yeah? My, I used to fucking trip a lot, man. But we're here. We are here. No, we're fucking here.

I'm very happy. My liver's good. I went to acupuncture yesterday. I had to clean out my adrenals just in case I had some leftover fucking cocaine in there from the 80s. Who knows? When I was going to karate,

you know, that cocaine sticks to your fucking fat. So I'd be all fucked up throwing sidekicks and also I'd bump into a Coke rock like the Titanic and I get paranoid for a minute. And then I'd be back. I'd be back, Avillo. When is this party at 90s? I want some people to go up there

and see some North Bergen people. Tell them all about it. It's a Saturday night. It's a couple of weeks. Okay, it's two weeks from this Saturday. No, it's a week from this Saturday. It's a week from Saturday. It's a week from Saturday.

Not just Saturday, next Saturday. If you're in Jersey, go up to North Bergen and support. I know you play places all over Jersey. What's other places you're going to be playing this summer or in June or in May? You know what actually is going to be a really cool thing is we're playing, we're doing a couple of things over the summer. We're playing the pace race out at the Meadowlands. Okay.

I think that's July 12th. So you come out, feed the ponies, and listen to some great rock and roll. And then there's, we're doing two shows down in Seaside Park, right outside where the sawmill is. So they're big outdoor concerts. They're on Wednesday nights from 730 to 930. So what is it? One is July 9th, and the other is August 6th. Those are some cool shows to see.

That's fucking tremendous. But, you know, we're all over. TPMRox.com. Just look at our schedule. You can find out. Havillo, as usual, I love you, man. I just wanted to tell you. happy that you're still putting the people together

in our neighborhood. You know, I tried when I went after the stress factory. A lot of people came out, but I'm happy you're doing what you're doing, man. You know, 30 years went by like dick. And that's what I, that was the main purpose of the call to that I want to tell these fucking motherfuckers that you got to get

up and strap a fucking cock on. 30 years fucking flies by. And next thing you know, you're still in your house playing fucking Xbox. Thinking where the time go? You got to get out of the fucking house and make it happen. Avills, I love you,

Cucksuck. I'll call you next week. All right. I'll talk to you soon. Thank you for calling, brother. Bye-bye. Just like that, bitches. Just like fucking that, okay?

I don't want to hear no crying. We drank bees and booze, okay? And you got to eat a fucking little cannab pie in your fucking diet. What's that? There's nothing left. You want to eat another one?

No. Look at the shape of you leave. But it's Passover. If you're Jewish, happy Passover. I forgot to say that to all my fucking Jews that watch the show, or your families. Let me give some shout-outs here

to my main man, Dan Puccini, always giving me love, Abigail Posey, Brady Ferguson, Seth Burell, Sam Murray Productions, you bad motherfuckers, and Matt Silman,

I love you, that's your fucking real name. I don't even know what your fucking real name is anymore. So we talked about your brother. What are you giggling about, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's Wednesday,

the 16th of April, and you're giggling. What are you going to do today? I hope you're going to go to the park and walk around this Sunday. What's the whole is... No. What do you mean?

No. It's a beautiful fucking day to be alive. I'm going to leave his office for a while. What do you mean? You're not leaving the office. It's a fucking beautiful life. I need you out there hustling,

doing some fucking push-ups. Mugging somebody. Hitting somebody with a car. You got to get involved. It's Wednesday, guy. I love Steve Avillo. And I'm just saying, what the fuck?

Dirty years, man. Dirty years that kid's been around. I want you to think of it. Some of you guys at home aren't even 30 years old. That's my friend, you know, and I'm proud of that. I'm proud that I talk to people that long. And I kept them all in mind. Even in my darkest fucking times, I kept all those people in mind.

When I was in prison, I didn't call a billow. I don't want to call nobody from in there. I got nothing to say to you from in there. I let them down. But now I talk to these guys every day, and I'm happy. I'm very happy. Are you going to go back to the bar thing or not? No, I'm in fucking Baltimore for John Jones.

Okay. Took Sarah. I can never go. of those things. Why? I don't know. It doesn't make me happy. I see those people sometimes because he has a different realm of people. Okay. He has a different realm of people.

Between you and I, they were very decent. And they don't remember me as being decent. Oh, okay. You follow me? They don't remember. So you don't want to show off and be like, I'm cool now? No, that doesn't mean anything to me. I was cool then. Oh, yeah. I was a bad motherfucker then, but they saw me as troubled and they didn't want to hang out

with me. So for me to go, they now I would feel redundant. So how are you friends with Steve then? Was it just because of the music? He always believed in me, man. He never judged, I don't think. I think that he felt bad. A lot of those guys knew what I was going on through.

They knew I was a thief. They knew I'd become a piece of shit. They kept me their arms distance, but they still cared about me. You know what I'm saying? I was very lucky. They still cared about me. And Steve was one of those guys at sea,

and he cared about me for who I was. He'd asked me how I was doing. You know, I couldn't ask him from money. I knew I was going to go no one. where there. I couldn't say nothing to those guys. All he could tell me was that he loved me and that he was thinking of me from time to time. I never forgot what he did for me. I never forgot that he fed me. I never forgot that he didn't judge me. What had happened was I was friends with Loops first. Okay. And Conti and a bunch of guys. This is what really happened for the people

at home that want to know, I don't care about old history. There was this group of guys, like a gang called The Boys. And my home... hometown. Tough guys. They didn't do it. They didn't make money. They weren't a criminal organization. So that's why I didn't give a fuck about them. They just drank. Okay. Then we get together at night and drank and the girls would sit there and look at them and they count how many beers they drank. And, you know, that was what they were doing at 15. Me, I thought there was more to life. So I'd go to their parties.

Yeah. And say hello and hang out with them. But they weren't into drugs. There was like six or seven of them that were very straight. They just drank. And they smoked pot. There was the other crew. me, Louby, Glenn, we snore the cold, we wanted to go out into the city. I mean, these guys wanted to sit in the garage every night with flannel shirts on and drink

and listen to music and talk about football and shit like that. And then girls would come over, and the girls would say, stop drinking, and they would say, oh, this is my 18th beer. I didn't want to do that at 15.

I knew at 15, I didn't want to do that. So one day, I went to one of their parties, and they're like, we want to make you one of little boys. This is no shit, people. This is like, we want to do it. Like, we want you to be in this fucking girl band. And I go, alright, right. So they fucking an, whatever, they anoint me, whatever the fuck it is.

And I'm a little boy now, which means I have to go to the parties and I have to hug each other at 1012 and sing a song. Please. So I go to a couple things, but it's not really my whole thing. And then when I have a party. My mom goes to Miami and I have a party. But you know me, I invited everybody. I invite gangsters from Union City. Oh, shit.

I invite Spanish kids from West New York. I invite basketball players. I invite the fucking, the dirty white fucking killers. Not them? Yes. I invited those motherfuckers from downtown, Billy Olson, those guys.

Billy Olson had no teeth at 14 from smoking cigarettes. Oh, God. And he would fucking, all he had was stubs, and he would put the cigarette in the stub and leave it there in between his teeth. Tremendous. So I have this party, and I have this party.

I invite everybody that's almost a fight. and about a week later I hear the little boys want to throw you out of the little boys because when you had that party you invited everybody it was supposed to be a little boy party

just the original 16 members like I'm fucking one of the apostles it sounds so creepy hearing it now my god creepy as shit creepy as shit so they threw me out and I think you'll fuck

and they declared war on me oh no all right they like wanted to beat me So one day, if I go to hashways to get mescal and that one Burkle kid walks across the street. I was friends with Jimmy Berkel. Okay. The guy who saved my life and took me to Colorado. Yeah.

You got a young brother, Ron Berkel. Oh. Who thought he was a fucking tough guy. One day he comes over and pushes my bike and we push each other and shit. And nothing happens. But they had to take sides. So Glenn Conti took a side. Yeah.

Steve Avillo took a side. And Loebbs told those motherfuckers to suck their dick. And they couldn't believe it. They had a big talk. They couldn't believe it. you're doing this over a spec, but that's the way things worked out. So they took a chance for me.

So till the end of time, I take a chance for them. Now you know why I talk to Loops today. Now you know why I talk to Steven Villo today. Glenn Conti, poor guy, he's hanging out with Joe Lohsteen, so you don't want to talk to me now. Could someone please animate that whole story about all the little boys? That is my favorite thing you've ever talked. Unbelievable.

I fucking hated that shit since I was a kid. I didn't want to be part of fucking dick since I was a kid. a kid. You want to hang out? Can't they be the big boys? The big boys with their older brothers. Another bunch of fucking jackpuzzle. Unbelievable, huh? Unbelievable. And they weren't a criminal

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Hmm? I don't know, dude. Ah, fuck. I what? You got to get it together. No more this shit. And that's it. The pre-selling the shirts, it's over.

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Can you believe that? And I'll tell you what, people, if you don't pay your taxes, it's in a creeper. up on you. I let it creep up for years on me and they almost caught up and I went to them before. I didn't file taxes for close to fucking 12 years. Something like that. So please people take care of it. Call the IRS say you want to go

down there and talk to them. They don't go back seven years. You're not going to get in trouble. You're not going to go to jail. Don't walk around with that. I used to do that shit procrastinate all the time. I don't fucking do it no more. Take care of this fucking little thing. They're going to be there. They're there forever. They don't disappear. They will show up. I just got hit with a fucking school loan.

We had to pay from 30 years ago. They don't show up. They come out of the woodwork. So please. Next thing you know, they're taking money. You guys have no idea what it is to get money taken out of your check. Have you even got money taken out of your check? Other than regular taxes, no.

You have no idea. When somebody puts a garnishment on you and you go to your bank account, you're eating dinner and you go to pay, and your card comes back, not valid, and you go to the bank and they have a fucking thing. Somebody took $1,000 out of your bank account, and you can't figure out what it was, and it's fucking child support or, you know, IRS.

IRS will go in your fucking bank account, bro. I bet. And they didn't go on my bank account. When I had the problem with the child support, she would see me on TV. She would try to raise the fucking thing, so Boulder would lock up the fucking payments. You have no idea what I went through with that stupidity.

So take care of your paperwork so they don't lock up your shit. I mailed in a check. Did you mail in your check? I heard you were high and fuck the post office leave. I was walking out for 40 minutes. The one I go to has, meters. I was like, okay, 15 minutes will be enough. I wanted to put it on it so

I could track it because I'm nervous about that getting done. It wasn't open yet, but you'd go inside and I walked around for so long, trying to get the right stickers. I was there for 40 minutes. That's good. You gotta get the Iowa. I need for you do me another favor. So you go on to Israel with your mom next year

and your brother and you're paying for? You're having a good time. How long are you going for? I don't know, probably week. Good for you guys. It's not for over a year. And you're going to get along with your brother. You hope you'll During the trip, we'll have to you. Good. You know, man, give it a shot.

If it doesn't work after Israel, then you move on with your life. Yeah. Right? You know, have you talked to him since that night with the fucking Twitter? No. Did you win the contest? I have no idea. Call them up.

See everyone. Say, how do you feel, cock sucker? Next time you need leak. Don't say that to you, brother. Just, you know, you don't want something to happen to your mom, and you're not talking to this fucking knucklehead. Right. You know what I'm saying?

That's the other thing. You always want to be at least. civil with him, you know, and then someday he'll come out here and see what your world is about. You'll show him what you. I'll have you doing some jumping jacks. I'm sure he loves that. You're a fucking animal. Look at the shape of you, your bad mother. Stop scratching you. Set up straight. Put your headphones on straight. You got them covering up. You're deflecting the fucking sun here. You're looking good. You're a sharp motherfucker. I love you cock suckers. I'm nowhere this weekend. I'm with Joe Rogan in Orlando. Next weekend I'm with

Joe Rogan in Baltimore. On the week after that, I'm with Joan Rogan and Santa Barbara. That's how I'm doing it for the next three weeks. I ain't pushing nothing. They're already sold out, so you do what you need to fucking do. Me and Lee are at the Ice House, April 30th, for a live podcast. We've got a great guest.

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Okay. And you only went to two fucking things. No, but it's hard to find one in this specific area. Fuck these people, bro. And then what else? You don't learn nothing. No. Well, no.

Eat breakfast before you take an edible. That's the fucking word of the day, okay? Happy Passover with everybody. I love you guys. Have a great weekend. We'll be back next Monday and Wednesday. Same bat time. Same bat motherfucking channel.

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It drops deep as it does in my breath. I never sleep, cause of death, beyond the walls of intelligence. Life is defined. I think of crime. When I'm in a New York state of mine, state of mind. You don't stay fine. You're gonna stay fine. They have a dream that I'm a gangster, drinking my wax, holding texts,

making sure the gas came correct, then I stepped. Invest mix and stock sewing up the box to sell rocks When in gun fights with mega cop was just a nigger Walking with his finger on the trigger Make enough figures until my pockets get bigger I ain't the type of brother made for you to start testing Give me a Smith and Wess and I have niggas are dressing Thinking of cash flow

Attack you do this a fuck Get up eat your oatmeal do some jumping jacks My lintet plays bullets and strays Young bitches is craze Each block is like a maids full of black rats trap Plus the album is back From what I hear in all the stories When my people come back, black

I'm living where the knights is jet black The fiends fight to get cracked, I just maxed a dream I can sit back And lap like Capone With drugs kept on all the legal luxury life Rings flooded with stones homes I got so many rhymes I don't think I'm too sane Life is parallel to hell

But I must maintain It be prosperous though we live dangerous Cops could just arrest me blaming us We're hell like hostages It's only right that I was born and used mics And the stuff that I write is even tougher than dice I'm taking rappers to a new plateau through rap slow My ramen is a vitamin

Hell without a capsule The smooth criminal on beat breaks Never put me in your box if your shit eats tapes The city never sleeps Full of villains and treats That's where I learned to do my hustle Had the scruff with frees I'm an attic for sneakers

Twenties of Buddha and bitches with beepers In the streets I could reach you About blacks I teach ya And hell deep like the words in my breath I never sleep Because sleep is the cousin of death I lay puzzle as I backtracked it earlier times Nothing's equivalent to the New York state of mine

Your state of mind.