The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #212 | TODD MOELLER | UNCLE JOEY'S JOINT with JOEY DIAZ

Episode Date: November 10, 2022

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like I'd forgotten all about game of Lasquez but my man my guest today is my man Todd one of the owners of Stoner's club I started with Todd about two months ago a friend of mine fuck yeah a friend of mine from Patreon reached out to me and said to take a look. It was a guy from Patreon.

Oh, nice. A guy named Soreve. Good dude. Oh, nice. Shout out to Soreve. I ordered and, you know, Des came. Oh, yeah? I was blown the fuck away. Tell us how you got this motherfucker started because it's a great story.

All right. So, um, so for, I spoke this shit into existence, Joey, to be honest. And even my girl says the same thing. For about three years. All I kept thinking about was when weed goes legal, I want to focus on the delivery. And I want to be the Uber a weed. Everyone's going to try to open retail and grow and this. I want to be the – because if I can control that, then the dispensaries need me, the distributors need –

everyone's going to need my services. So what I did is – is I so happened – it was during the pandemic. So I got the hell out of Queens. Queens turned the shit. And I'm like, you know what? I'm going back home. I'm going to get me a nice little house, get out of the city. I had a dog at the time.

And it was definitely fake because no sooner. I moved back in September. January, it was legal in Jersey. It went on the ballot in November. And it went on how Jersey legalized it. They put it on as a referendum, which meant that it goes. Once it got voted in November, it goes on to the Constitution, that it becomes our constitutional right now to consume and possess Canada. in New Jersey.

So once I saw that, I was like, okay, we can't sell it, but we can gift it. So I kind of did some research on a D.C. model where they sell stickers and they gift you the cannabis because it's decriminalized in the zone of D.C., so they found a loophole around it. So I went with that. I went, you know, it was on the Constitution. There was our legal right. So I started creating the website on January 2nd by January 15th. we launched January 16th and we launched as a statewide service from the beginning.

So I didn't want to, I didn't want to focus on one area and be known as, oh, that person in that area. I was like, you know, well, let's tackle the whole state from the beginning. So in the beginning, it was just me driving. I had four orders on our first day. So once I saw four orders on our first day, I looked at my girlfriend, my business partner, shout out to Sherry. I love you, baby.

I said, we're going to be successful. this is it. Like we made the fucking right move. Like this is it. This is what we're going to be doing. And she was still working her regular job at the time. So every day, a little bit more order to come in. Baby, can I quit?

Baby, can I quit? I want to come work. I want to do this full time. And I remember one day dropping her off to work. And I was like, you know what? Go in and tell him you quit. We're good. Let's focus on this.

And we were literally driving from High Point, New Jersey, all the way down to Atlantic City. And one day, two hours and 45 minutes and one trip. And we were smiling the whole time. Because I'm like, I was like, I couldn't believe I had a customer in the top of New Jersey and one in the, you know, all way down south. So it just grew from there. So, and then news articles started picking us up. And that's what really put us on to the next level.

So, yeah. And then it's just been a blessing from there, you know, we just. Now, when we met, you were telling me that Jersey was messing with you. Yeah. I mean, we're still dealing with a, with an issue in Jersey. So we had a previous company, Slump Kitchen, where they served as cease and desist based on a consumer fraud. So we answered the cease and desist as best as we could, but they wanted personal, I'm going to be honest, they wanted customer information that we weren't prepared to give up.

We felt like we had an obligation to our customers to protect their identity. Privacy, absolutely. So we fought them, and we're now, we're still fighting them in court. He left, you know, lawyer fees that I'm paying every day because I feel we were going to the right. And they offered us a settlement and we denied it based on the stipulations in the settlement. I didn't like how it was worded. And I thought it was going to be a sideways setup. So I told my lawyer, just we'll see him in court.

Let the, let this, because now it's all the way up to the Supreme Court. We appealed it. We kept losing, losing, losing. We kept appealing it. Like, I'm not going to stop fighting to the fight is over. You know what I mean? Fuck them. Yeah.

Like, and then what, and it's, it's not fuck. You know, I don't want to go to, you know, I do want to play nice, but it's, if you're going to come at me legally, I'm going to defend myself legally. That's the only way that I, that I, that's the only recourse that I had. So, um, so, yeah, we, we dealt with that. And then now here we are at Stoner Club and, and we're revamped and better than ever. And, you know. You know, I never. One of my dear friends, I mean, he's a great guy in L.A.

His name is Gino, and he owned Speedweed. Okay. And, you know, I knew Gino from the store kind of sort of, and he'd always, for me, like, I was always, I like going to the store. Yeah. For me, going to the store was like, you know, going, I don't, listen, I hate fucking shopping. Yeah. Like, I went sneaker shopping with my daughter yesterday, and I told him we walked in there. You got five fucking minutes.

You got five fucking minutes. See, I'm the opposite. I love it. I can't sit in the store for two hours. Even when I shop, if you see how I shop, you go, fuck. I'd rather go in, take a pair of jeans and a t-shirt and get the fuck out of it. And if it don't fit, I'll come back to next day and return it. I don't want to deal with it.

I don't want to be changing and putting my, I got underwear. I don't do the changing room. I don't do the fitting thing either. I get the size I think I need. If it don't fit, we'll bring it back. It might be two or three months, but it's coming back. I'm an inside. When I go into a place, I know what I want.

I do the research. Swarman and out of you. I'm not your typical shopper. Like people are like, oh, we shop eight hours a day. You got the wrong motherfucker. But for me, I really enjoyed walking into the weed store. And I saw the process get better in L.A. I remember them opening and I would not go.

The Wild Wild West days. No, no, I would not go. Okay. I refused to go. What was the reason? My issue was in the beginning of that. Do you think like the doors were going to get kicked in? No, my issues were in the beginning that I grew up smoking weed in New York,

motherfucking city, you know, and I know what, like that was going into the city as a child to get a bag of dope was one of the funnest things. Absolutely. You could ever fucking do in your life. From the hot dog to the Carvel shake to the movie theater. It was amazing. To this, that, it's an exciting thing. It's very exciting to go on a corner or in a car.

In a place you're not, you don't belong. They're like, they'll even ask you, what the fuck are you doing? Well, they know that a lot of, like, I was telling you on Wednesdays in 1993, we used to go into the Bronx because it was free joint day on Jerome Avenue. Free joint day on Jerome Avenue. 93. And you could fucking drive your car and there'd be 100 Jersey cars, 100 fucking Pennsylvania cars. And the cops would pull were over once in a while. And you really had no escape.

Because if they pulled you over, here you are in Spanish Harlem with four white kids. What are you doing here? Come to see my grandmother. Your grandmother don't live in fucking Spick Harlem. Get it together. What's her address?

But that was New York City. Like, I always tell a story. I'm a Catholic motherfucker. I believe that Jesus, the whole fucking thing. As I've gotten older, you know, whatever. But when I was a kid, I really fucking believed in Jesus and the whole fucking thing. I grew up Catholic.

What burned me the most when I was about the summer of eighth grade going into freshman year. I remember this like it was yesterday. A friend of mine lefty said I got a new spot in the village for weed. And we went to the village, parked the car, walked like two blocks, and it was the bottom of a fucking church. I could live, Tom, 100. Now, never forget that. And he was the creepy thing. You walked downstairs to the bingo hall.

It was in the fucking bingo hall. And they'd have, you know, little nickel. bags, $20 bags, a quarter ounce. And it was like, you know, like 10 feet of a table. Yeah. And you could go, and they sold this shit.

They sold, they got weed and they put it in a block. Oh, the brick. The bricks like this big. And they dip it in hash oil for 35 bucks. Oh, yeah. But.

I never seen that. But I've seen the brick shitty weed. No, these are these bricks and they probably were shitty weed. But when they dipped it in that hash it, and then they baked it or some shit. And you got to cut it with a seat. This is when I was near.

And I never forget that was the same week. I went to see the fucking police at CBGB's. Sing Roxanne with a fucking stolen ID. My friend goes, come on, use my brother's ID. So that whole week I was like blown away. I'm 14 at CBGB's. And now I'm buying weed at the bottom of a fucking church. And I was fine with it.

I was happy until I saw the priest come down. And somebody gave him like an envelope. He's like, thank you. God bless you. I'm like, holy fuck. But again, as blasphemous is the sounds, it was exciting to me. Yeah, it's exciting. I liked, you know, there's something about getting paid on Friday for me,

getting your little fucking $2 an dollar paycheck as a kid and cashing it and running to the drug dealer's house and putting a half pounds in the trunk of your car and driving knowing the cops might pull me over. That was that little thing. So, for that reason, when the licensing came to California, I wasn't in. I was like, this ain't for me.

I'm going to mind my business. But then they started popping up with lollipops. People started popping up with shit. And I'm like, wait a second. I think it's time to go down. The licenses were $350. $350. And you know how much money I had in my bank count?

How much? $18. Then one day, through the grace of God, Red Band called me and he goes, what are you doing? I go nothing. He goes, we're going to Houston's to eat. Rogan's taking us to that special.

Because at that time, there was like eight doctors that were given out licenses, but there was one guy that would go to court with you. Like he had a reputation that he had gone to court with you, that he fought the cops. In fact, they even threw him in jail. Oh, shit. So a few days. So Rogan went specifically to him, paid for our licenses,

and I went to this fucking, we'd still called the pharmacy. The pharmacy. And it was 10 years ahead of its time. Ice cream. But guess what? I got no reason to lie. Every time I walk in there, I walked out of there. My $430 went on my visa card.

Wow, yeah. I was dropping four to $500 a day. I'll get my wife down here to tell you. She had to sit me down and go, you put $5,000 in weed. Remember in a month? A bad day for me in those days. Oh, that was in a month on your visa card?

Damn. A bad day for me was $200. Yeah. Like that was like a day. I got like a quarter. Because you get wrapped up in that shit. Like, I'm not going to, okay, like, my first experience with going into a dispensary is when I took a recent trip to California. I went into cookies.

I went into MedMan. I just wanted to see. And I found myself, I want this. I want this. Then they give you limits. Oh, no, you can only buy two of these or three of these. But then you're like, okay, give me this. And you want the cards.

And they're like, let me show you this. And then you get wrapped up in this world. You know what I mean? And it's like the experience is so fucking cool. And I ended up with a bunch of shit. that I didn't even, I don't even think we finished before we left California. You give it away.

Yeah, you just give it away. I know people like that, every time I come to New York, they'd have like, fucking the best was a T-8C inhaler. Oh, for a while, 35 hours for an eighth and an inhaler.

And I enjoyed all that shit. But again, it didn't do nothing after a while. You're just buying little gadgets and shit. And then after you get hip, you're like, I'm just buying fucking flour. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not coming in here to buy nothing else. And, but at the same thing, same time, I used to get calls from people going, Gino will deliver weed to you. He really likes you. He's your friend. He's a fan.

And I'm like, I like Gino. Gino's my brother, but it's not for me. I don't want to get a delivery at my house, and it's not what it is. And it's 9 o'clock at night, and then we're going to have a different problem. Exactly. Let me just go down there.

But I started talking, Gino would go to the comedy store on Tuesdays, and his specialty with these blunts, with high-level exotic weed and a glass tip. Oh, like the packwoods they got out now. Like the packwood. No, no, I'm not a big packard fan. Yeah.

Yeah, I didn't think so. That's why I didn't bring any. That shit burns my lungs too much, man. It's too much. It's too much. You know what it is? It's the fucking packwood. I've never liked packwoods.

When I lived in Florida, I had this roommate. I'm not going to say his name, but he smoked the shittiest weed out of the shittiest, dirtiest backwards you can find. I'm like, he looked through the pack. Like, nah, not dirty enough. No, no. I'm like, dog, I'm not smoking that shit. Like, we're in a time.

of like kryptonite back then it was like you know silver line hayes all this good shit's coming on i'm like dog i'm not smoking that with you but that was like his thing he loved he loved choking i'm like yeah nah he grinded it in a mr coffee grinder it got real real real dusty yeah it's like yeah it was disgusting it's just fucking crazy how how much the we like i was seeing something they're on TV, they're predicting it to be in the billions next year. Billions, billions. You know, you cannot fathom that we got to see today. Like, we heard about it for a long time.

Oh, weed's coming. Weed's going to be legal. I mean, I started hearing this in the sixth grade. Yeah, you've been hearing it forever. I watched a thing on 60 minutes or 2020 in the sixth grade that tobacco companies had already bought tons of weed and they were just waiting in fucking Portland. Morris.

I heard Philip Morris. Philip Morris went crazy. Went crazy in the second. And now they're talking about they're going to, now they're an anti-tobacco. Come, get the fuck out here. You just killed people for hundreds of years. You know what I'm saying? I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't agree with that shit.

You know what I mean? Now you want to, now you want to, like, try to clean up the mess that you caused. You know what I mean? Like, it's like when Exxon spills the oil and says, oh, no, well, we'll clean it up. Well, you're, you spit the fucking oil, though. You know what I mean? Yeah, you got to clean it up. But I love the delivery.

The first delivery service I ever ordered from was you. Yeah. Really? I swear to God. And Des was, I'm telling you, Des, I'm telling you. Swear to God now. Des, fucking loves you, bro. Who?

Oh, I love Des. She came back. She's like, and, you know, she's very quiet, very reserved. She just tells me what I need, you know, what I need to know. She came in. She's like, you know Joey Diaz. I was like, of course. She's like, he's a customer.

He's amazing. He loves us and he wants to speak to you. And I was like, holy shit. like Joey Dia? I was fucking impressed. Really? Awesome. I was very impressed.

And then like I got, you know, I have 2,200 milligram edibles. Yeah. They're not anytime, any place. You take those as only one room. Is that the one you gave? Yeah. Paulie Shore, right?

Wasn't he almost? Yes. You gave him like a leg. He said, dude, did he have to be carried out of here? So he couldn't. No, we were in L.A. Oh, you were in L.A. He left.

He left. He left. He just left. I love Paulie. I shout out to Paulie Shore. He's in New York this week. Really? I fucking love Pauli Shore.

He was at the Stanford Monday night. I met Paulie Shore when he was doing the MTV Beach House years ago. It was just him and that BJ Jesse. Jesse, oh my God. Years ago. And I see, and I'm like, get the fuck out of here. And I'm like, Paulet. You know, everything's doing back in the day.

So he's like, yeah, come on, bro. And he's like, what do you? And back then there was no cell phones, no pictures. It was just, oh, I fucking, you're funny as hell. I love you. Yeah, he's going to see you all week. I think he's doing the show tonight. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, wow. I'll give him a call after the podcast and we'll see what the fuck he's doing. That's fucking awesome. He's a good dude. I like Paulie a lot. I love Paul. You know, Paulie, and Paulie's like, I know what Paulie's like right now.

He lost his mom about four years ago. And Paulie and me got tighter after mom died, you know, because she was good to me. So, and he's in Vegas. He's still crazy and he's got a podcast. I'm so, like I'm glad to see he's back doing shit again. He never went away. Really? Because I haven't seen him for a while.

You know, listen, the movie stopped calling. Well, yeah, that stopped. Well, you know, that was the 80s and early night. So, you know, you go on your runs. And, you know, when your run is over, it's like, look at Van Dam. Look at all of them. It's over. There's nothing you can do about it.

Nothing you can do about it. Just re-advent yourself and, you know, do the best you can. That's all you can do about it. But, you know, it's what I've seen with Reefer has been, I'm blown away. Insane. I am really. The last 10 years, the speed, the speed I saw that caught up. You know, I saw a weed store pop out, two wheat stores pop up.

And then just in my neighbor, I remember I was telling my wife the other day. She went to Tennessee one Christmas. This had to be 2010, 2009. Fucking Christmas Eve. I go upstairs to my box and there's a half a joint. And I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do? it's 8 o'clock it's Christmas Eve

and I ain't got no fucking weed and I just got in the car I went to my weed store closed I went to any ones that I knew that were closed and then I found one and I went in there and they had all right stuff it was just one girl

by herself and she was very sweet and she goes you know I have to work till 10 so I gave like a $20 tip of being there but as I walked out of there I saw another weed store right across the street And I go, let me go in there and see what they got.

Guys, this is going to shock you. I walked in there like, welcome, Merry Christmas. And I'm like, you guys are still open. Yeah, we're open until 10. Come on in. And they gave me it. They got to fill this out. They gave me like a sheet, you know, a name address.

But on the bottom, when I signed, it said this establishment is owned by the Church of Jesus Christ, Calabasas, or something like that. I'm not making that, like, I don't know where, Calabas. The comedy, the weed store was in North Hollywood. But when I signed it and I saw, this is owned by the church of whatever and Calabas. And I looked at the guy, go, you guys got church? He goes, yeah, we own like three of them. We figured the church could use the money.

The pastor is open-minded. Yeah. So, yeah, I went in there. And the weed was all right. But just to let you know that that's what was there. And then, like, I went back there two months later. And the Christian store was gone, and the store across the street with the girl had become a mega store. Really?

So she took, so she... No, she was just working for somebody. Yeah, but what I'm saying, but their company, they ended up controlling that. Holy shit. Their products shone, I guess. Then we went from the pharmacy. That was the hot spot in Santa Monica. The pharmacy, yeah.

To the one that Cushtown. Cushmart. Cushmart. Oh, my God. Cushmart started. We started with Cushmore in a little apartment You've been in a cookie store Out in L.A.?

No. They're like the... The one we went in was... It was like the Apple. Right. I can't deal with that. No? That's not for me.

So what's your type of store that you want to... I want to deal with you. Yeah. I call it, listen. A personal experience, like someone with a person or like they... I call this white people shit. Okay.

There's weed people. But now they're trying to end things. the white world into it. Hi, how are you? With an iPad. With like a white glove. Yeah, with an iPad. Okay?

And they're like, how are you? And then you go up to the glass and you pick the strain and then she pushes it into computer and then you have to go to a window and they give it to you in a bag. I don't want that. That's too high tech for me. That's one of the stores I was tight with, they went that route. I'm done. So what's your ideal?

So your ideal dispensary? My ideal dispensary is a two-man operation. Put a waiting room out there And put two people in for two people You got five minutes If you're gonna come and ask me creepy questions Hi, I want a weed that makes my feet stink And my pussy hurt and my eyeballs

And I don't really want to be high But I believe listen, you got the wrong motherfucker We sell the devil here Okay, we sell the devil here We don't sell none of that You should see the fucking customer request that we get Like, bro, it's a nightmare It's a nightmare

I don't need it that high T-HAT But I still want to get high Go get candy there Go get bubble gum I can't fucking help you They come in with the fucking babies I want something that will take me there

But my eyes can't get red Because my boss can't Listen Or my kids Step up to the fucking bump Okay You know I can't Get higher

I can't In New York now What I like about New York's wheat system Is that they've hired A pharmacy In the medical marijuana stores There's a pharmacy

But I think it's law Yes So when you go in Go give them the fucking earbeat Yeah And then when they decide they'll give it to a salesman and let him get you to weed to get the people out.

That's when people come in like, I got anxiety, neck pain, back pain. And that's when there's literally strains that do work well for certain ailments. But yeah, but when you go into like a, you know, a recreational dispensary,

they're not trying to hear that shit. You know what I mean? Like I try to appease, like my customer service, we try to appease as much as we can. But I mean, we get crazy requests. Like I wanted half CBD,

half T-HC. I'm like, well, tell me where the fuck they make that at because I have no way. It's crazy. I'm like when I find it, I'll let you know, but that's pretty... Give me the old geezers, that smoked pot. Oh, I love that.

I don't want this fucking new... Hi, you know, I bought the weed. It was 24% of it was too strong for me, but then I bought the 16 and it wasn't... Listen, here at the store, we sell the devil. Okay? I don't know what you're talking about. A question that comes up is why don't we announce our THC levels? I said, well, first of all, we don't actually...

test our T-8C level, so it would just be an estimate anyway. So I'd rather, like, not put that information out. You know what I mean? Like, if you want to look for an estimate, you can Google it and get an estimate, like, on that stream. But I got a brother who I love dearly. We grew up together. He's my boy.

We smoked tons of wheat together. If I get a bag, I call him. If he gets a bad, I call him. Every time I give him weed, it's a 20-call fucking adventure. you know and I'm not that guy like I'm not that guy like so he'll come over here and I'll give him the wee

he doesn't understand that and it's hard to tell people that I know you like silver surfer or silver what's the stuff you just gave me oh silver Hayes okay everybody likes silver Hayes but some people at some of these stores

they market the names by the clientele no disrespect to anybody I had a friend that was a fucking writer and he became a millionaire selling weed in the ghetto areas Long Beach like the real low areas you should have seen the names he had

for those things like welfare he had a bunch of fucking names that I'm like why do you give him those names he's the one that told me he goes I get fired breath here but I won't sell firebreath I'll sell lunar eclipse this neighborhood calls for a lunar eclipse When they see lunar eclipse, they come in and, oh, my God.

You know, and that, so you understand me? So whenever he comes here and I give him a weed, like he'll go home, it says here that, you know, white truffle is this a tiva? Listen, leave me the fuck along. You know what I'm saying? Just smoke the wheat. Just smoke the weed. What do you give a fuck what the name is?

You're not going to get that in L.A. They mix them up. There's a few people who go, yeah, this is strawberry cough, or this is real old school. fucking diesel, but besides that, they switch them. So when people come up to me, go, what do you think about the New York diesel? Where'd you get it from? I spoke to it when I was in California.

Well, I don't know what you're talking about. Because what they gave you probably wasn't even diesel. It was Jack Carrer. Yeah, yeah. And it was a Jack Carrarer, which don't do shit to me. Yeah. Oh, you don't like Jack Harrah? That weed has never done anything to me.

Really? I've gotten the Jack Harore special. I've gotten all. Sativa don't work from. Oh, good joke. It's a certain Satire. The, like, the sobriets and all that. The sour.

What about the sour I gave you? The sour. I don't even think I tasted that yet. All right. Yeah, that's on another level. That's the exotic sour. Okay. And we got, that's our state.

That's one of our, that's our state on our New York menu. We know our New York customers love, love saliv. You know, and love it. Sativa, if we don't have sativa on our menu, our sales stagnate, man. Like, we need to keep, like, it's, and if we don't have it, we get calls. Where's my sativa? Where's my sit? Because you got to understand, we have a lot of working moms, working parents, and they want that.

They don't want to be locked on the couch. They need to go take a couple puffs and then go take care of the kids and cook dinner or go to work and do that daily shit. And I love Sotivv's doing today. And I love, I smoke everything, though. Like I smoke 20 times a day at the low end, you know what I mean? I just want to see the devil. When I pull back and I smoke, it's to get high. Absolutely.

It's to get fucking stoned. I don't want to get medium stoned or, you know, if you don't want your eyes to get red, buy vizine. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know what the fuck to tell you, but that's the only problem with the weed store that if I, my ideal weed store, I want to talk to my guy. Okay. I want to see the weed.

Yeah, for sure. You know, I don't want to put my hands on it, but let me smell it. I want to live, I want to be part of that, you know, and that's where I enjoyed about the weed store. To be honest, I'm unemployed in the daytime. Yeah. So I got 30 minutes to go on a weed store. Yeah. I don't have 30 minutes to go dick around.

you know, but I have 30 minutes to go on a weed store and if somebody goes, I got some in the back for you. You know, let me show you what's in the back. Because I, dog, they used to be, like, so the funny thing is that the valley is a little bit more like for us, like for people who are talking people. You know, there was a store in the valley that was open till two. Wow.

They didn't give a fuck about the cops or nothing. But as you get closer to Hollywood, it gets very woke. And it was woke years ago. to go to the store just to torture them. They were woke chicks, you know, all that shit, they went to yoga. You know, I like these, they put, they put

pretty girls in there, and I appreciate the pretty girl selling me weed, but these girls don't know about weed. I'd get them high by blowing a cigarette in their face. I hate that. So when you go in there, they're telling you the wrong information. I don't want that. I want somebody who gets down. You got to get down. We came to get down.

Okay. My first requirement is if you're going to sell me weed, you need to consume and smoke some fucking wheat. You need to know what your talk. Like when people ask me, I can tell you what this does, what that does. Why I smoke this? Why I smoke high?

You know, I, like I educate. I'm a strain nerd though. I love, you know, like I said. Me too.

I like looking at them and breaking them and sniffing them. The only thing I can get my hands on was that, was that Mexican squished up brickweed with a, and I thought to me that was the best fucking thing on earth. And then the first good bud that came to my neighborhood was hydro. When I was like 14 and like that was on a whole other. No seeds? I was like, holy shit.

Where's the seeds? How did they grow more plants? You know what I mean? But yeah. And then just to see where weed has evolved, man, it's amazing. And it's going to get even stronger. Even stronger. And these nerds, I mean, you know, I never saw the thing with the blow torch and shit.

Oh, oh, the devs. I never saw that. No, no. We have our own. I don't dad. Oh, okay. I'm going to tell you the reason why I stopped. And because, like you said, I'm a flower guy.

And I'm not really even a big pen guy, but I found these sauce bars that I really, really love. I was going to bring you some because they're amazing. They're really good. But dabs to me, like, it's too fucking much. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'll dad. And, like, there'll be times. I'm like, oh, that was cool.

Like, I'm just high. But then I'll take that same dab. My fucking head will start my chat. And I feel like I got to take my shirt. I'm like, nah, I don't need to, like, go. outer space. You know what I don't know. I just want to get high, chill out, watch a movie,

eat some fucking dinner, you know what I'm saying? Like, play with the pups. You know what I mean? Like, I don't need to be like, oh, it's wiping sweat. And now I don't feel good. Now I'm not enjoying that shit at all. So I don't do the, I don't do the dabs.

You know what I mean? I don't, not anymore. I, like, left that shit alone. I did one. I did a few of them. Yeah, absolutely. You got to try it. And then when that, I was at the improv and these motherfuckers,

these to make those gummies or monos, these 300 milligram gummies that were fucking motherfuckers up I mean, and they were, I still talk to these guys because they're like related to a friend of mine and we were at the improv

and these motherfuckers set up a rig right on Melrose Boulevard. I'm like, holy shit right in front of a fucking restaurant with valets and we're in bikinis and we're out there with a blow torch and I met the dog, it hit me

it hit me to the point where whenever I take a good hit like the freeze pipe, my bung, whatever. I take a good hit. You know, it rattles you a little bit. Drink some water, whatever. This shit just took me out. And I thought I was going to pass out.

And I'm like, you know what, man, I don't need this. When it's time to smoke this, I'll just go get heroin. I'll just go get a patch, a little bag of heroin and start snorting heroin. You can't listen. There's no way you're tolerant. You know what I'm saying? Like, there's no fucking like. Like, it's just too much.

You know, I like my, I'm an old. The diamond, you look at the, you look at the, the testing, 97% TAC. Dog, I don't need, I mean, it's good. Now, what I do like, I'm not going to lie, what I do like is the hash. I do like crinkling up the hash and throwing it on a blunt. Actually, it's kind of, I'm kind of like boozy with this shit. Like, I can't, it's like, I almost like I can't smoke it now without, without some of the ice water hash. You know what I mean?

Now, you know, again, I bought hash 40 fucking years ago, and they smoked a lot when I went to sampling. Cisco. I tried hash in all those wheat stores and I think out of the 30 hashes I got, I found one good hash. You ever get the Helladanks or the, from us? I don't know what it was. I got, I think I put a hash. I used to smoke it under

a glass. Yeah. Okay, so I put it on the pin. All the hash you get to there, you light it and it just melts. Yeah. That's not good. That's not the hash I grew up on. Okay. I grew up from hash from over there with the stamp. Yeah. With the platinum, the gold and the fucking silver stamp. I don't never forget buying a $35

piece and the stamp was still on it. You light that on fire and it lights. Don't fucking melt. Oh, no, no, it don't melt. It lights. Don't melt. This shit has lights. Okay.

If your ass heights, I want some. I got it. I don't know if I brought it. I don't know if I grabbed the hash. I know I grabbed some of the concentrates for you because we just got the custom, our own custom stoner club. So we're trying to brand everything. We're trying to partner with people who already have these facilities who make

great products and we're trying to collaborate with them and bring our ideas to the table and also create a line of Stoner Club branded products that are top, top quality that everyone would enjoy and rave about. You got some great

fucking refa and your edibles? I ordered, Des came and I was going, I always go on Sundays I go to my buddy's house to watch football. Obviously I went over there once I brought the 200 milligrams and they weren't biting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got some true dose.

They're lower... They're lower doses. When I first got true dose, I go, these ain't for me. Yeah. These ain't done nothing for me. But I'll bring them around the corner. So I went around the corner. I'm busting their balls.

I think it was the... I love the fucking Starburst. I love those. Those are my... The pink starbursts will fuck you up. Oh, boy. So I had like two... The whole bag is 300, guys.

A legit. Legit. I took 15. I gave it to one of my buddies, and I gave the other guy and another guy. Guys, I have no reason. line nobody i was talking maybe i went to get a pizza and when i checked on both of them their eyes were fucking beat red are they like heavy smoke are they they they heavy smokers

yeah they smoke you know laughing gas every week and shit nice so i'm like oh shit and then the guy is usually a yeller fuck you drop the ball what type of fucking i remember you and that is yeah he yells at the food yells at the team like it's done after 30 minutes ago this motherfucker hasn't said a word Like if a cheer leader's cheering He'll go, give me some pussy, you know, and all that shit He's a wild man And watch football with And I look at him, I go, brother, you just fucked up

He's like, wow, right in front of him I opened up the bag and I ate the 270 milligrams Right in front of him. When I do shit like that, people are like, Oh my God, get the bed, yo, we need the pompous thumb Like, though, I eat edibles Like I eat edibles and I love the Trudeau's. But go ahead, finish your show and stuff.

Oh, my God, I came home that night I was fuck up. I love when I call them, I had an accident. I love having accidents. I love having accidents by mistake. Like just a little accent. You eat one too much, but you're by yourself. And you're kind of embarrassed to tell people, Doug.

You know, people like, I can't eat those. I can't hear like, dog, I got a story for you. You know what I'm saying? Everybody got an animal. Dog. A edible. You know. And I still remember being in my old house and just like control.

Like my wife and a friend were in the other room And I was eating pirate booty I'll never forget that And I just kept shoving it in my mouth When I was like I'm maybe 2,000 milligrams Addibles Maybe 18 bomb hits a mushroom for flavor And I got home and they were awake

For flavor Oh yeah you gotta do a little mushroom in there for flavor Absolutely I started fucking eating And I mean my wife would say to me She goes I don't know what you do But when I wake up in the mornings The kitchen is like a fucking bomb

There's ham out There's cheese You ate 10 apples? I'm trying to, you know, you try not to fucking be a slob. So you start, you know, weight watchers tell you if you're not hungry enough for an apple. You ain't really hungry. Okay.

So I'll do one apple. If the apples are really good, I'm like, fuck yeah. I eat another apple. Then you eat another apple. I didn't know that was like a weight watcher. Yeah, yeah, weight apples. So if you fucking, once I eat three or four apples, if the reef is winning, it's done. There's no weight watches.

Everything goes out the window. There's no points. And you just go for broke, you know. But that night with the true dose, I was like 300 milligrams. You try the chocolates? And then I started getting the chocolate. I started getting the punch bars. Punch bars.

But I was getting the punch bars in the night. Yeah, punch bars are. They've been around. They've been around for a while. But it was really surprising, like, how professional your drivers were. They were on time. They hit you with a text and tell you when they're going to be there.

When you wake up in the morning, you know, You just fucking order it at night. Like whenever I know, whenever I'm doing a show in the city, I have a bag of a 200 milligram metal. But tell them, you can't give those to somebody in New York. No, no. Don't forget. Yes, I'm saying.

You'll end up in fucking Delaware. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Tell these guys your schedules. Like, one day is what? Okay, so we have a weekly promotion schedule that you can go to stoner club. com. And Stoner Club is with a K, just for anyone who. But, yeah, so Monday, we call it manic Monday.

Monday is, I believe, you get 15% off every order over 200. So when it's automatically applied, you don't have to use a coupon code. Tuesday is Toc Tuesday, which is 10% off flour, edibles, and I believe pre-rolls. Wednesday was called Hash Wednesday at one point, and we were giving a good discount on our concentrates, but we changed it to, we were giving away pre-rolls. So for every hundred hours you spend on Wednesday, you get a free pre-roll with your order. I think we cap it at 10. So if you spend $1,000, it'll come with 10 free pre-rolls.

Thursday is called Slurzday. That's where we get 10%. That's where, speaking of edibles, that's where you get 10% off all your edibles, and things like that. We may revamp that and look back at that special. And then Friday's Freaky Friday, which is a mystery giveaway or promoting. So it's what I decide when I wake up in the morning, like what we're doing. Like we'll collaborate the night before and we'll say, hey, you know, we have extra edibles

or we have these edibles we can give away. Like we'll collaborate and see something that we haven't done in a while. Like if we give away edibles on Friday, you know, a couple times that month we'll think of, you know, something else. Sometimes we'll give away merch. Sometimes we'll just announce just 20% off everything on the site. And then Saturday is Saturday, which is 10% off, yeah, which is 10% off all the concentrates. And I do, I think we added the pre-rolls on there too because we have the hash-infused pre-roll.

And then Sunday is Sunday, Funday, which is 10% off the entire store, no cap. And then, yeah, I already explained what Monday is. But we're also going to implement some other giveaways and contests. Like if you leave a Google review on our Google My Business, once a month we draw a winner from that and we give them a free ounce. It includes free delivery. And it's top shelf. So it's incentivized. And you can leave an honest review.

You could win leaving a one-star review. Now, I'm going to respond to you and find out why it's a one-star and try to fix it. But, you know, everyone's eligible to win. We're also going to implement pretty soon. I'm not sure when, but a raffling system. So it's going to be monthly based where every order comes with a digital raffle ticket. And at the end of that month, we're going to pull it out. And then we're going to think of a prize for that person to win as well.

We also may implement our loyalty program again. So there's a ton of things. We love our customers. I could tell. We can tell that we fucking love you guys. Like without you guys, we wouldn't be shit. And we appreciate each and every one of you, the word of mouth. All the kind words anyone has said for us.

So that's why we always listen to the customer's feedback. And we always try, I mean, within means, we try to answer that feedback. Customer support is huge with us. Because with all these new services popping up, what's going to set you apart is customer service. And let me add to this, too. Let me add to this. Guys, I don't want to sound like a fucking snob here or something. But, you know, some of you just want,

Jersey's a big fucking place, and Jersey has bad areas and good areas. And New York City, where you're delivering now, also has good areas and bad areas. And, you know, I'm an older guy. I don't have a fucking born-to-lose t-shirt on with a Hitler tattoo on my forehead. So, you know, I care about my neighbors.

I care about the people, you know. And the most important thing, like, when I was in high school, when I graduated high school, a friend of mine, said to me that he goes, do you know what I really do part-time? I go, what? He goes, I deliver Coke for a service that doesn't want Spanish people in their house. So white people, that are upity white people. They don't want some brown guy coming in your house to sell you Coke.

That's great. They sent this guy. This guy was a white dude. He put on a suit, an Armani suit. I don't even know if there was Armani then. But he looked like a fucking probation officer, this guy, you know. And it worked. It worked.

I'm not saying that, whatever. I'm not saying that these people were prejudiced. I'm just saying that these people were attorneys. You can't send the guy in here with a fucking tattoo and fucking hair. I'm an attorney. I make fucking two million a year. I have a million-dollar clients. I can't have this kid come in here with slippers thinking like, you know,

I'm going to tell you something, all of your deliveries. And you know I've ordered 10 times. Yeah, one of our biggest customers. The fucking delivery drivers, dressed to the tea, nines, smell good, look good. They talk to you. The cars are great. They don't come on your block, blast and fucking musing. When you wake up in the morning, it says we've accepted your order.

It'll be delivered. Wait for the link to come up. So when the link comes up, it'll tell you, you're going to be around your area at 221. If they're not there at 221, you'll get a text from them at 2813, telling you why they won't be there at 221, telling you that there's some jerk off and fuck, whatever. That's what I enjoyed about it the most. The professionalism from A to Z. The thing I was scared of the most

With some kid tearing on my block With a Z-28 with a gray bumper With a sign on the car that says we got weed We got weed A buddy of mine called me once And he goes, do you need weed? I got this really good weed for you And it was great

And the guy goes I know these guys They're out of AC and they'll deliver the weed I go okay I just need like an eighth This one like the first week I moved here I had been in Jersey for two weeks And I had the same wheat

You know I thought of that Yeah you can't I'm the same way me a box like three days later. But when I first moved here, I needed weed. The guy goes, I got top level weed for you. He was like a friend of a friend. Okay.

He goes to delivery driver. I go, you want me to tip him? He goes, you could tip him if you want. I don't even know if this is a service. This was a guy doing me a favor. Yeah, kind of. And the weed was sensational. But the kid came.

He came with four fucking people in his car. Okay. He pulled up. I went outside. And when I went outside, guess what? They were smoking a joint in the car. And I said, thank you. I gave him a $50 tip, even though the guy told me not to tip him.

Then the guy goes, where are you going? I thought we could smoke. And I go, bro, I got a daughter inside. I'm watching TV with it. It's 8.30 at night. I didn't call you to chill. So right away, when they sent four people in the car, that's fucking crazy.

That's amateur hour. You're just amateur an hour. You know, and all those things. And some of the people you deal with don't want. fucking amateurs. Some people, yeah, they don't give a fuck, but some people like, you know what, I want whoever comes here,

I want them to look good. Our customer base, they don't want, they don't want ghetto, I mean, I don't mean to classify it, but they don't, they want you to be, they want you to be presentable. To look okay.

So my daughter doesn't know. When Des comes here, she's like, who's that girl? Well, she's a friend of mine. She doesn't see. And when we used to do the munchies, it was cool because we used to sell chips and then gift the can of it,

you know, and it was cool because the parents would, like, give all the munchies to the kid. okay here's your treats and then I'm going off with mine and all the kids would say oh yeah food delivery and the parents are you know

and then but when all the See I would love to do a weed delivery service like yours but it would be from 9 o'clock to 2 in the morning 9 a.m. 9 p.m. 9 p.m. 8 p.m. so like an after hours yes for people who want who want

we were going to we're going to expand our hours but we want to see how I'm not talking about you guys I'm just giving you when I lived in Boulder and I was not there was no weed delivery service

Colorado right? Yeah this Boulder Colorado there was a chubby kid that would come in every day with a smile on his face at 6 in the morning I'm like why are you smiling for you goes man I found a fucking cookie

ice cream service that delivers till 2 in the morning and they're all stoners they bring you weed too this is in Boulder this is Boulder 95 this kid was getting bigger every month I'm like dog

how'd you gain this bro, those cookies, the cookies were fucking sensational. They delivered them to you hot. They delivered them to you hot. That's fucking sense. And like little pastries and ice cream treats and he has a thing. But he also brought you a joint with a guy. That's super cool.

And I've always said, wow. That's literally our motto. Yes. Oh my God. But nine to two, you're welcome the fucking gooply gups. Who thinks they're cute and they're trying to mug you or something like that. So it would have to be like, like, you know, how massage envy does their. packages like you have to subscribe to them.

Yeah, we got to have your card. We got to have everything. Oh, yeah, you got to have info on the people. Yeah, we'll just make this easy. Yes, like an app. That's, I love all that shit. Yeah, yeah. I know for me.

Like, I don't want, like, you ever, I used to deliver Chinese food. I was really selling Coke. Okay, but I used the Chinese food as a thing. You know how many times people call me? I said, hey, man, can you stop and get a pack of cigarettes? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, all the time.

So I like that. I like that. I know I would have. If I'm sitting at 11 o'clock and fucking, like you and I was sitting at 11 o'clock and Blues Brothers came in. Clear the field. Blues Brothers coming out 1130. That's when I call you, Doug. I need Hogandahs.

I need those chocolate chip cookies with the walnuts in him. And I need a half ounce of weed. But it's like a family delivery service. And we deliver until two. You know what I'm saying? How many fucking late night restaurant people get off? Because they don't have any money in the daytime. They go bust tables.

And now they got $200 to buy. So I've always loved that. Not that I would love to even deliver it. Not that I can't even stay up to 11. But it's just so that the world is endless for you, brother. Absolutely. Like you have the world by the balls.

I like your moxie. And I wish you all luck in the world. And next Wednesday, if it all works out, not yesterday, next Wednesday, the first 50 orders in New York and New Jersey, I'm giving away 25 grams in New Jersey. and 25 grams of laughing gas in New York City next Wednesday. I have a video up to let you know how we're going to make it fly,

cock suckers. And that's it, brother. I appreciate you coming out today. Absolutely, bro. I love you. I just want to take a minute, honestly, while I'm on your platform, to absolutely thank you for everything you've done for me, bro. You've been a great friend.

Your motivational speeches in the morning sometimes have got me through some bad days. And while you're still here, I want to give you your flowers, brother. And not just from me. I want to tell you I love you. You know I love you, but I want to speak on behalf of everybody else that you've touched in this world.

And I want to give you a honorable applause. Thank you, brother. That's the way to end the podcast on the Thursday. Don't forget to visit stonersclub.com. They deliver in New Jersey everywhere. You want to share your coupon code so they can say 10%? You want to do it today?

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