The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #284 - Auntie Dolores Edibles, Joey Diaz, and Lee Syatt

Episode Date: May 22, 2015

Julianna Carella and Marjorie Fischer, Owner and Head Of Development for Auntie Dolores Edibles and Treatibles CBD Pet Treats, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt live in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   
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Oh shit. Thursday. May 21st, you bad motherfuckers. Making it happen here. I'm sweating my fucking ass off. It's so hot here. The humidity's coming in. But fuck it.

We're headed to Vegas, baby. What happens in Vegas? Stays in Vegas. You get fucked in the ass. I'm telling somebody. You understand me? Ban it. Oh, yeah, motherfuckers.

Lee Syatt, anti-Dalores, Marjorie in the fucking house. Rifa, explosives, naked women, tattoos. Fuck it. What's the story, Lysayette? Lysiat, I've been telling you this fucking years And you look at me like I'm fucking retarded

There's always somebody there To try to fucking take your paper Oh, I know I put on the thing every day To grab your balls or your pussy And go get your fucking lunch money back Because if you allow these fucking cock suckers They will take your lunch money

And they don't do it with a gun See, I'm old school I'm from New York City like you You want to rob me You show up with the gun I'll give you the chain, I give you the rings I give you everything But don't try to fucking

call me and muscle in on something that I already did that you know I'm going to have to pay 10% for and you're like hi how are you listen dog those days are done you had a chance to wiggling high and you fell on your face so now stick to what you know these motherfuckerser everybody wants to fucking get 10% from your fucking money and the government having the doctor like I just I found out I paid a copay at a doctor that I probably didn't have to pay so I have to go talk to them next week how much they charge you it's 30 bucks it's not a lot but it adds up but I got a blood test I almost passed out I know you did those fucking The first time I got one, it was just in a bag by the floor.

But then I didn't know they had the tube right at your elbow now. So I opened my eyes. I looked down and I got a little bit lightheaded. Oh, fuck yeah. That's why I looked the other way. I bring the iPod. I put Santana on. Fuck yeah.

Ante Dolores in the house and Marjorie. One of the girls from the fucking, look. I'm mixing shit up and shit. With the new packaging. Look at this shit. This is for fucking Gentiles right here. The same for guerrillas like me. This shit will put you on a different planet.

Look at it. The fucking packaging. This is a gentile. Oh, my God. It's low glycemic. Really? Oh, non-G-M-E-Coin. Okay.

Whatever the fuck it is. All I want to see is the devil. You know what I'm saying? I don't care if I eat popcorn or look at Crack Co's asshole. I just want to see the fucking devil. It does that too. I want to see the devil, Marjorie. What's up, Ante, Dee?

Talk to me, baby. Oh, man. It's great. I got to congratulate you. Leaps and bounds at this company since we met. Oh, thank you. Leaps and now the 500 milligram brownies out. No more.

No more. It was too much. It was too much. We found that people want to see the devil. But sometimes, it's only like three or four people that really, really want to see the devil. They just walk around talking about gluten and fucking granola and shit now. They've been smoking parts since. But, you know, they don't want to see the fucking devil.

No. That time in San Jose, that was one of the scariest moments I had in my own. That time I went? Oh, now you tell me. The time when I ate the half, real off the bat and I had to get the chicken. The shrimp. The shrimp to fucking calm me down. He was about to go on stage.

I was about to go on stage and the adrenaline mixed with this. Because that's what you got to remember. On stage, it becomes something else. You know, people don't know. I know my good friend Joe Rogan had that thing mesmer. What is it when you fucking memorize? Memorize what happens to you when you eat marijuana. It changes in your living.

It becomes Keith of House of Three. Who gives a fuck? Everybody wants to read a book. Just smoke the joint and shut your fucking cake hole. You know what I'm saying? Everybody wants to be Johnny. I'm the smartest fuck on the block. Fuck you.

You know what I'm saying? They show up with a hookah. Why are you going to smoke that shit to get bad breath? Put some fucking weed in that thing and stop it. Stop it. We went and smoked hookahs last night, really? I'm surprised you don't smoke a fucking hookah weed. I've smoked hookah before.

I'm sure you had while you're eating hummus and with no shoes on. No. And why waste your fucking lungs? Yeah, that's important. What's happening, Antiglo? Oh, man. I'm just, I'm letting all that innovation in this industry. You know what I mean?

It's just, it's great. We're pretty. fortunate. Very. The industry has grown, leaps and bounds, and you're still here. Still standing. That's the most, see, when I first got my license, I noticed people were showing up and disappearing.

Showing up first, the edibles are really strong. They kill you. And then after they realize they're not making money, they put more fucking cookie batter in and less refa, and then you're like, what the fuck is this? Or sometimes you just get used to the product. And, you know, the stores, sometimes you drop a rice crispy off and the thing gets fucking hard. So I bring it home, but I realize you got to put in the microwave oven.

I don't know that shit. You put one of those THC motherfucking rice Krispies in a microwave oven. You let those fucking cancer cells cook up and shit and mix up with the THC. Forget nice and warm T8C. When you smoke T8C, it's warm. It is? Yeah, when you smoke it, it burns, right? And we're eating this THC that's fucking cold.

We got to put these cookies in the oven. Can you guys sell cookie dough and, like, bake your own cookies? Can you mind that's the fucking. Yeah, yeah, we'd love to do stuff like that. If the health department would allow for those kinds of products, a lot of health departments are banning perishable items like that for unknown reasons. I gave a Southwest Airlines store this, two of your pretzels one time. She didn't know.

I had them on the thing. And she's like, these pretzels look so yummy. And I'm selling them. I'm like, they're non-glutin, non-glycemic. Knock yourself out. It was one of those flights from Burbank to San Jose. So I didn't see her at the end of the flight. It was quick.

I just ran off the fucking plane. Somewhere she's like, I didn't smoke pot. She's at a hearing right now going, I'm telling you, I never smoked pot in my fucking life. Some chubby dude gave me a pretzel. Oh, man.

You fuck that dirty bitch. Don't touch my fucking food next time. It's weird. You just said that. It's very similar to podcasts when you think about it. Like the whole industry is how a lot of people come in and they come in really big with all these big ideas and stuff. But then in six months, I don't know how long it takes them,

but they just, they disappear. Yeah. So it must be interesting. And how long have you guys been doing it? A while, at least three years. Two years? Seven years. 2008.

We got our start in San Francisco. 2008. You know who the first person where you hadibles was? Kid by the name of Felipe Sparza was the first person that was bragging about the peanuts. Two years before I had them. He kept saying, did you get the peanuts fool? Did you get the peanuts fool? And that's what happened.

He got him up in the Bay Area. And we kept looking. And then they showed up somewhere. They showed up at Kushmore. Okay. And he called me, this is 2009, yeah, 2010 around there. He called me, he goes, they're there, go to Kushmore. And that's when I started fucking with Auntie Dolores.

Yeah, this is, I think the, let's see, this is the fourth item we added to our menu. So this goes way back to 2010, probably 2009? What item is that? Chili lime peanuts. That's right. They're so good. No, let me ask you something, Ante-Dolori. We got the new packaging, which just is amazing.

Oh, thank you. You know, there's a lot of people that don't trust. They just don't trust. They just don't trust unless they go see a webpage. And then I wouldn't. In today's fucking, you know, listen, in today's market, if you don't have a web page, then why don't we talking? You've got to have something.

Show me something. A foot. Even if you put your foot and say, I'm fucked up, I'm working out. I'm good. At least you got something. At least you went to Go Daddy and put the figures together. You know what I'm saying? But don't fucking give me a product.

Then I go looking and there's nothing to read about. You know, that's the selling. point you know listen like I said I'm a gorilla I used to buy angel dust on 118th Street and snort the way that comes with a fucking stamp from the FDA this is good all we cared about it was what the thing was Jonestown 2020 you know killing black people 101 whatever the fuck it was that's what it was a good brand that was a good brand killing black people know what was name of that brand black man killer that's what it was called when I was like 16 there was this uh uh uh THC crystal that ain't right man they used to what the story on the street was that you take buds

and leaves and you put them in water and what boils the T-8C that comes to the side you scrape that and then you put it through a process and we would snort it. That's what they told you on the street but it was really gorilla biscuits aka angel dust, aka fucking animal tranquilizers.

You were fucked up for 12 hours and you know that terrain. I tell a story about I used to work numbers on a 118th Street and I went when they know like no numbers today. It's raining and I ended up smoking fucking angel dust with a pregnant chick. I didn't know she was pregnant. She had a winter jacket on And I went to get weed.

In those days, they had the weed and they had the trays for $3. You get like, what's a tray? It's like a joint. But it wasn't really a wee real joint. It was a joint of powder to sprinkle on your fucking joint. What do you think? You got an FDA? You think they had a website?

Probably not. No, they had no fucking website. It's coming soon. Yeah, real fucking soon. He's probably doing it right now in prison. So it's, this is great. This is great because, and you have a great product. I mean, eight fucking years.

Seven. What's going on eight? Yeah, going on eight. People have come and gone. Yeah, yeah. It's not an easy industry to operate in by no means. Yeah, you have to be nimble and adaptive. It's changed so much already.

And, I mean, even in the last year, it's changed immensely. So it's, but it's never a dull moment. We got to find somebody who's dying from OxyContin abuse in Florida and just make a meet a bunch of these and get on like $100 to listen to you die. Somebody dies and happens he's next to them Like with a note and shit And that's when we blow up That's when the company fucking goes public

A lot of people are leaning off their meds With cannabis And a lot of elderly folks as well Yes they're fucking are man Yes they're seeing the light I saw it with that anxiety medication And one day I just said let me try a cookie I'm like wait a second

Something feels weird You know I'm sick and tired of smoke I've been going to Jiu Jiu Jiu Jiu's I still can't last I'm breathing fucking heavy So I've been thinking lately and maybe coming back on the smoking. Well, you quit for a few months. Yeah.

But you vape, right? How vape from time to time. These motherfucking vape. This is just tremendous. This is the fucking... That's my favorite. It's called a juju joint. A juju joint.

It's a disposable. It's awesome. How many plus? 150. That's got the quarter gram. There's going to be a half gram model coming out soon, so I'm excited. And they do a CBD pen as well. Now, break the CBDs down from me.

Let's break this shit down. while we're at it. So people at home, because I don't fully understand it. Okay. My friend James, we try to break it down to him. I don't know what the fuck I'm saying. So you're familiar with THC, obviously. Yes, I hear.

So that's one compound in cannabis. And there's a whole bunch of them. One of them is CBD, and it's cannabodial. So it's also pronounced cannibidial, depending on who you talk to. But it's just got a long list of health benefits. And some of them are, most of them are substantial. but some of them are really profound, actually. And this ain't the stuff you smoke to get out.

Break it down for the people. There's a lot of Americans that think that we're just out here that we're hippies. In my fucking world, I smoke because I'm insecure and I've been smoking since New York City, and I love it. I love smoking and reading a book. I love smoking into music. Totally. But for some people, the other end of the spectrum is the medical benefits.

I've been hearing about, you know, I know what medical marijuana does for a cancer patient, somebody who can't eat and keeps buke and this makes them gives them a little bit of an appetite it brings a little happiness to him you know break down this because i didn't understand like now we haven't with animals but what are the benefits to just this right right yeah just the CBD like can i get and how does it come well it comes in many forms depending on and how it's cultivated and processed and so and you can also derive it from hemp which is virtually no tc in that plant so So that's where we get our treats is from hemp-derived CBD is what we use for the dog treats.

And that's because there's zero THC in it, and we want to be able to sell this worldwide. And so in order to sell it worldwide, it has to be under a certain threshold of THC. But our THC-infused products are also medicinal. I mean, THC has health benefits as well. It's just that CBD, because it's not psychoactive, doesn't get you high, but it has a really long list of health benefits. And so people are using it for epilepsy, cancer, any kind of neurological issues at all, including epilepsy and Parkinson's, and then, you know, Crohn's disease. And when I say cancer, I'm talking multiple types of cancer. That was my question. So I've seen, like,

the CNN videos, and it's like oil, I think? Is that CBD or is that something different? Well, you can have a THC oil. That's what's in this pen. It's a THC rich oil. It's just there's, there's different ways to extract it. And what's what's really popular right now is CO2 extraction. But there's, there's other ways to extract it. It's just, you know, and then it has different percentages of active ingredient. And so it's a lot of calculations involved in like the dosage. How do you do that when you're high? How do you do that math? You don't do it. It's done for you. Oh, okay. And most of the oils you see that cancer patients are using, there's CBD in that oil. Usually it's some blend of CBD and THC, and there's incredible research going on,

that it doesn't only help the symptoms of cancer, but it's actually targeting the cancer cells and killing them. It's incredible. You know, what is potentially possible with cannabis? You know, if only the federal government would give us the ability to do more research. Now, why would a guy like me start taking a teaspoon every morning? Would that be beneficial? Like some people take flax oil. Yeah. Preventative medicine. Totally.

And if you, you know, for anxiety, it's great. You said you were on the meds, you know, you kick the meds. No, I kicked the meds. Yeah. I kicked the meds. Yeah, that was garbage. I went on that after two weeks. I knew that wasn't for me.

It was just too creepy the feeling I got. And that's my focus more on the medical medical. CBD and all the cannabinoids, 100% non-toxic, 100% safe, non-addictive. So there's. Comes from nature. Okay. I mean, it's. I think it's a big, it's a big secret.

It's like the secrets, you know, cats out the bag here. And unfortunately, science is way ahead of politics on this issue. And politics needs to catch up with science because there's a huge disparity there. And that's why it's still a Schedule 1 narcotic. Are there any side effects besides eating too much? Actually, CBD is not as much of a stimulant and appetite stimulant. And then there's other cannabinoids that are actually appetite suppressants like THCV. So if you're looking at.

looking for a flower that gets you high, but it doesn't get you hungry. Go for THC V. Rich. Okay. Which is like Jack the Ripper or Doug's Barron. We've just basically only had conversations about THC up until now, which is why I think it's confusing to people. Right. Because that's all we've really talked about.

But the reality is there's just all these other compounds in the cannabis. So they're essentially the same type of compound as THC. They just have different effects. So CBD is one of them. CBN is another. THCV is another. And so now we're paying so much attention to CBD, which is just another one of those compounds because it has all these amazing effects. And it's non-psychoactive. So we can give it to animals and children and, you know, elderly people that, you know, really want to stay away from

those psychoactive effects. So it's exciting. And if you think about it just like cannabis, it's the same thing. It grows, you know, it's coming from the cannabis plant or the hemp plant. So it's just different genetics. Basically, the plants are bred to have less THC. more CBD. So when the flowers are harvested, the buds, just like you would think of buds that you would smoke, same thing, just has more CBD, less THC. You can smoke it, you can extract it, you can make edibles out of it and get it tested and, you know, all... It'll give you the effect. Yeah. Yeah, like if you want it, for instance, I've got some of these juju joints, they have a CBD pen as well. And I mean, if I don't want to get high, but I feel like,

you know, for instance, I might feel like to token on a cigarette and I don't want to be smoking. smoking cigarettes, but I could toke on a CBD pen. It's not going to get me high. It's going to give me health benefits as I'm using it, and it makes me not smoke a cigarette. That's four good, goddamn reasons to to talk on CBD. Here's the problem that you have with all these things. A guy gets cancer in Ohio. You know, he's, I don't know, conservative, you know, and he goes for treatments by and

Vaughn Austin that reaches stage four. And now this is what these motherfuckers are doing. They're reaching for this. That's the final thing. And it's like a little too late. Like it shows some progress, but it's just a little too late. You caught it just a little too late.

I read something about a month ago about a guy who just CBD did on some cancer. It took the sugar out of his diet and lifted weights or something. And he fucking went into remission. Remission? Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, well, there's, yeah, I mean, if you look at brain scans of tumors, I mean, you can see shrinkage. It's clear, and there's cases that are being documented. But then, you know, of course, cancer is when pathology is so advanced, it's sometimes it is too late, but you could still provide a quality of life increase, even by giving cannabis at that stage. So either which way, it may not be curative, it might only be palliative, but it's still good. Now, could you do chemo? And it wouldn't negate it?

Okay. I think I've read in a few different places that chemo patients require more. Oh, okay. Because there's a lot of, they do. A lot of that substance is running through your bloodstream. And so, you know, it's not that far-fetched that you'd need, like, stronger dose cannabis products and stuff. Over the last two or three years, I've been reading more and more. You know what, the kids who have diseases and their parents are getting thrown.

in jail or arrested for giving their children. I think something happened in Philly. I like to say I can't. I just read these things. I don't really talk them out about a podcast, but they do bother me because they're your child and if it's helping your child. I think it's epilepsy.

It's all the seizures. Like there's CNN ran this whole long thing, a bunch of different episodes where people are moving to states that have, are allowed to do it, and they have to uproot their entire family. Because what are you going to say? You can't say no to your, kid. Like, there's medicine that could work, but because we live here, we can't use it. I mean,

luckily, we live in California, but of course you would. I mean, God forbid, anything ever happened. That's all that matters at that point. Over 100 families have moved to Colorado to treat their kids with cannabis. And they've got retractable seizures and, you know, epilepsies that respond really well to CBD and THC and sort of a combination of cannabinoids depending on the case, you know? I mean, that's like the biggest one, because cancer it takes a while to know it's there and then it takes a while to go away, but the seizures seem to be pretty instantaneous

that it's like a really good thing. It really helps. That happens with the animals too. Like, they try the treat and, you know, within the first dose, they seem to not be having seizures anymore. That's what the customers are telling us. It's amazing. Like two dogs that use the product regularly that stop having seizures.

That's the fucking one that's really growing now. It's really crazy. That's the one that I'm getting fucking emails about. Oh, seriously? I don't even know how to describe. And I didn't know until after I lost Sissy and the girl that took care of Fidel when my wife was out of time, she'd have to give him like an IV. Yeah. I can't stick a cat with a fucking needle at this point yet.

Oh, I've learned. I can't. I can't. So my wife brought her in for $10 a day and we talked and she's the one that told me to go to the other wheat store for Gentiles. I'm in part. But she also told me that she had given her cat and the cat. I don't know. I don't know over the hips.

You know, people talk to you. It's early. You don't have your coffee. You don't know what the fuck they're saying. But I see these people that are not hippies. You know, if somebody came up to me like in Boulder, like 15 years ago, oh, okay, whatever dude. But these people are fucking college educated veterinarians who are telling you now that,

listen, give it a fucking shot. I can't tell you this in my office. but I can tell you this outside the fucking office or whatever. So that's what has impressed the shit on me. You're telling me that tonight, go home, break these up, grind them up, and just give them to the cats tonight. Oh, yeah. I mean, you know, I give it to my 19-year-old cat

who is definitely going strong because of CBD. And she, like any animal that lives this long, she's got muscular skeletal problems, so she's not going to move around like she used to. She's got pancreatitis, which has got a fucking brutal disease, so painful. animals will just give up eating when they have that disease. I give her one of these treats every day, crumpled up into her food.

She eats all the time. She's less nauseous. When she has flare-ups with her disease, like she can totally handle it. She scampers around the house like a fucking eight-year-old cat. You know, it's like what I see more than anything is like increased vitality. Like she goes from a cat that, you know, wants to be herself into just totally balanced. And it's so cool to watch. And, you know, I've been given her CBD for many years now, and I definitely attribute her.

Marjorie, I don't know. You look like a young girl. Thank you. Do you think 20 years ago we'd be having this fucking conversation? I mean, yes, because I mean. You knew all about it all along. Well, I was into cannabis. I mean, the moment I became aware as a teenager, I was just like, forget alcohol.

This cannabis shit is amazing. Like, this is what I want. This is what I want to be involved in. And, you know, that was it for me from the very beginning. like 14 years old. Hi, Mom. So, you know, for me, I always knew, and I always knew the medicinal benefits. You did?

Yeah, growing up. I fucking knew nothing. Nobody told me nothing. Well, I could feel it. I got a fucking Puerto Rico. I got a fucking hundred. Well, that might have, the weed you were smoking back then may not have been as medicinal, perhaps.

No, nobody spoke about medicinal marijuana to me. I mean, I couldn't articulate it, you know, but like, I knew that I was more social. I knew that I was more creative. I knew that if I had pain in my body, it was going away when I was smoking. So I couldn't articulate that when I was 17, but I can now. And I knew then that, like, that was it. I started making edibles and doing all kinds of things, you know. I got high in the beginning.

Right there goes pariscope. I got high in the beginning to get high. I didn't know. I was a young kid. Yeah. And first time I heard music, I knew that I was going to continue. you to fucking get high. Like, I'm like, this is not stopping.

And I'm not one for alcohol. You know? I can't sit across with me after four fucking cocktails. I really don't want to hear what you got the same. I really don't. I grew up in a bar. My mother had a bar. So the effects of alcohol on me were done when I was 10.

I knew that shit of people grabbing you by the neck and telling you they love you. I don't like that shit at all. I don't like fucking cheers. Fuck you and all that dumb shit. I always hated it. So marijuana was always. my thing. I knew that I was an only child.

I had gone through losing my mom. I probably something happened. And this took me away. For me, Ari lives in New York, and I could tell, you know, did the phone break? No. I live in California, and I'm a New York City boy at heart. I'm not one of those guys that fucking L.A. sucks because of the bagels. I really don't give a fuck.

You know, the pizza sucks. I really don't give a fuck. You don't need the gluten. No, I like the gluten. I'll go to Joe's pizza in the mall and get a slice. If I have to kill the urge, it's not bad, you know, and I'm not going to be disappointed. And I don't get aggravated.

I get aggravated. But to me, there was nothing better than putting your Walkman on as a kid and getting fucking jizzled because I made a whole afternoon of it. I came in from the Jersey side on a bus. I would walk across George Washington Bridge. I walked down to past Broadway on the other side of Amsterdam and there'd be black people, Cubans or Puerto Ricans.

Dominican, Jamaicans? This is way before the Dominican. This is 80 fucking 80. We used to go to a pool hall on 178. We walked in. When I was in the eighth grade, Lefty Cortina, who's a science teacher, you didn't know high school now.

Fuck him. Lefty. He won't talk to me on fucking Facebook. Fuck him. Took me to a church. And the lower east side that downstairs they sold weed. It wasn't a priest.

The priest was just in for the small fucking 10 points. You know what I'm saying? It was like three guerrillas, and you could buy like, they had, listen to what they had in the summer of 79. They had this weed that had been compressed, chocolate tie wheat that had been compressed into a box, into a thing,

and they dipped it into hash oil. This is back in 70 fucking nine, like honeybutt. And you had to break it apart and let it sit outside and dry. And then they had it. I didn't even try it. Oh, my God. Then they had Sensamia. That's what they called it.

And then they had chocolate tie weed, which we called chocolate traumatized. And then they gave you a fucking punch card. Did you know that they gave you a punch card? And then they had the- At the bottom of the church? At the bottom of the church, they gave you the master mix,

which was the scents and the chocolate tie put together. What? This is 79. They already fucking had the fucking answer to your problems. And then I went up to 163rd, and I would go up from 160. That's why I would get the different spots Because Jamaicans were up there

You know, so I always love marijuana But when I took my fucking traveling act With the warrants to Colorado I don't remember I went to Colorado in 83 Jack Where people come with Humboldt weed Then and the baggie looked like it was cocaine Because the two bags on the bottom

It was crystallized on the baggie And then you go, what the fuck is? And they go, it's weed And I don't know buying this for 40 40 and 8 or something that you to be 40 a quarter. Something ridiculous when you were like, what the fuck, $40? Because for 20, you got like three joints in New Yorker, the chocolate traumatized.

So I never learned about any fucking benefits. The benefits for me were taking me out of my dilemma, making music sound better, and making a fucking chocolate shake tastes like a fucking... I don't know. I can't even say what I wanted to taste like.

You understand? A little Carvel chocolate shaking shit. Oh, yeah. with one of those... Black and white. Black and white. That's my thing to you. With a fucking Yankee cat with a Sunday in it and shit with sprinkles on that motherfucker.

What? What? What? I think you need to throw some cannabis oil. Oh my God. No, no, no. Don't ruin it with the cannabis oil. By that point, I've already inhaled 22 gallons of cannabis oil.

That's what got me to carve out. Cod's sucker. The funniest thing is when he'll call me and be like after a podcast, when I know he's already stoned, and he has some of your stuff laying around his house, and he'll be like, I got hungry. And I hit some more camel corn. And they got even higher. Because sometimes you get high and you get the munchy.

Fucking camel porn's right there that kill the age. Close-loop system. We design it that way specifically. The thing I like the most about your products that anti-Dolores has over anybody is, okay, when we get anarchy edibles, they have a great star. That star of death is 125 milligrams. But it's 125 milligrams. That's an investment. That's an investment.

I got to look at that star and go, hmm. That's eight motherfucking hours of my day. Are we spending the day together? Are we spending the day together? And I'll drop two of those things just to start off. In the morning. Just so there's no misunderstanding. You know me.

I don't want any misunderstandings. So we're all in from fucking Jump Street. Bam, right off the bat with some coffee, you stare it in. It gets gooey or whatever. I have a friend that used to do heroin. And I love him to death. He did heroin for like eight years. He used to just sit there, do age, and watch Beaver some fucking butthead

and giggle to himself. I didn't get the whole allure of it. You're going to do heroin. Go out and fucking walk around naked. Don't watch TV. Go find the Christy. What's her name? What's his name?

Nirvana's wife. Oh. Oh, oh. Courtney Love? Go get a Courtney Love. Stay away from Courtney Love if you're high, man. That's like a buzz. No, not yet.

I've read about it though. You haven't seen that documentary. Oh. Fucking disturbing. Ooh. Which parts? Towards the end when they're getting high. you see that they're high with the baby

and how fucking high they were. But he was on top of the world, so it really didn't matter. But my friend, the heroin junkie, had a great perspective to it because she says in the documentary she never cheated on him. So as I was watching this, my buddy, me, because we're still gumbas, he's just off the heroin now like 20 years.

We were talking, and he goes, don't listen to that fucking twat. You know Jersey people, because don't listen to that twat. He goes, anybody knows that the filthiest junkies are women junkies. She wasn't in love with him She was in love with his heroin And she goes

She did cheat on him She goes Nobody remembers that after he died She put on the aisle with Billy Corbin She put some out of the aisle Mountain Billy Corbin wrote the songs for her He goes she's a dirty fucking hoar I mean he knows her from the heroin

You know I saw her in Seattle At Josh Wolf had a bar A Lobo Loco And she did her birthday party there And she had a dude That would just shoot her to wake her up And shoot her to put her right back in Limboville Oh my God

It was classic It was fucking classic Heroin assistant. Like a heroin assistant? Yes. How fucking cool would that be? Just to look at somebody and say, get that a cannabis assistant. Get that needle rolling.

That's a job that I would love to open for somebody. Some people do it. Like a rapper, I forget, tweeted that he wanted like a joint roller for like 50,000 a year just to keep rolling joints. Keep rolling. Don't say two fucking words. With benefits? Can you imagine like 50 a year with benefits of 401K?

What do you feel like I just rolled joints? His fingers are all dark like he's been finger-banging. somebody with a dirty asshole for the last 10 years and shit. Paula just saw Courtney Love opened for Lana Del Rey the other week. And what happened? She said she wasn't good.

No, she's not good. Who's not good? Courtney Love, she's done. Courtney Love opened up for Atlanta Del Rey? At the Hollywood Bowl. Interesting. Wow, that's an interesting. I mean, I see it that way. It should be that way, but it's just

Courtney Love's been around. You know, one of my 50-year-old friends is dating a 20-year-old call me and ask me if I had connections for the Hollywood Bowl. I yelled them for 10 minutes to come up on me. You should be ashamed of yourself. 50 with a 20-year-old going to see Alana D'Rae standing there like an old fucking pervert with a pocket full of Viagra.

You know what I'm saying? What the fuck is wrong with these old fucking guys, dog? What the fuck? You know, I mean, you're married, but if you weren't married, you wouldn't go after like a 22-year-old? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Not because of me, for her. That's disappointing.

You're not going to get none from me. I come in a minute, I got ugly nuts. I'm 52, you know? I think that'd be good for her. to a girl to show her balls at that like 22 year old mark to show like disgusting men's balls she'll never recover from that

she'll never recover from them you're doing a faith you're doing a service then a woman doesn't need it the other day some girl at the wheat store was like I would love to go to Vegas I go to listen I'm not saying nothing out of line but you don't want to go to Vegas or some fucking old guy you have a 21 year old pussy you say

it's a 21 year old man you don't give that shit to some old fucking disgusting pervert and give it to a young fucking man I'm a pervert but I can't can't cover the spread. You see what I'm saying? I have a 21-year-old daughter, okay? Let me change the subject here. Does the 50-year-olds hit on her?

Actually, it did happen once when she was with me, and I almost lost it. Yeah, this guy was coming off the bus, and he went and did the little double take, and I was like, and then he kind of walked up towards us. He was getting ready to talk to her, and I was like, dude, this is my kid. What are you doing? It was very disturbing.

He was... He was... A hundred milligrams of this shit. But that's the George was... saying that the reason why he really likes Charette, whenever I'm going home, he always goes, bring me pretzels. Because he says, I don't want to be fucked up because I want to control my eye. Those pretzels, look at this guys. You can just

pop this motherfucker, open this us, on the bus. You're just sitting there, mind of your fucking business. You know, you got to go to your fucking girlfriend's house. You got to deal with a fucking mother. They probably made mashed potatoes. They fucked up the mashed potatoes. You can't understand why. They're nice people. Why do they make prison mashed potatoes? You've had

that situation? You go to somebody's house and, you know, They're out of a fucking box. God, I hate prison mashed potatoes. I fucking, I love him. My ex-boyfriend's mother. For four years, I had to withstand those prison mashed potatoes. Out of a box. And there's some prison mashed potatoes that ain't bad.

Like, if you get the box but dope it up. How long does it take to make mashed potatoes? Like cream butter. I know. So why are they? In a box. No, no, no. To make good mashed potatoes.

Listen, there's fucking who got smashed potatoes. Then there's good fucking mashed potatoes. All right? These fucking Gentiles garlic mashed potato, and they put garlic salt. That ain't garlic mashed fucking potatoes. Let me tell you what garlic fucking mashed fucking mashed fucking potatoes. fucking mashed potatoes are. You get some red potatoes. You chop those motherfuckers up small.

You bore those motherfuckers to the end. And then with the peel on them, with the fucking peel on them. That's what old school motherfuckers do. You throw the whammy in it. You cream the garlic. You don't put it in chunks like a fucking animal. You slice that shit thing. What do you call that when you fucking crush it in? And you mix it with that fucking mashed potato.

You put some milk, some fucking mayonnaise, and you salt and pepper. That's the whole patois. A lot of fucking Gentiles don't know. It's the butter with a tuffin. Taste the fucking mayonnaise. I learned that from an old juice. I learned. That's right.

He couldn't cook, but he was 400 pounds. Who do you talk to about mashed potatoes? He was skinny motherfucker with the hip or a 400 pound Jew with fucking... Is that the recommended dosage? Absolutely. Just dipping the... One giant poor. Oh, man.

How frustrating is it for you guys? Because you said, like, in the 80s or 70s, you were going and buying it in New York? York, how slowly it moves, just how slowly it moves, even to get to the point where you are. And you probably have all these aspirations for where you want to take your business, but it's just constantly pulling you back. Like, that must be why a lot of people quit, to be honest. Honestly, most of the people that are no longer in the game, most of them either were raided and forced to shut down or they quit, you know.

And I understand. I mean, it's really hard. you're it's uh we we have to de-schedule cannabis i mean it's it's it's gotten ridiculous now and so much research has to be done um in order to completely legitimize it and in for the masses you know what i mean because all of us here are open-minded enough to to see the benefits but there's still a lot of people that are very much influenced by the stigma i think most of them like my mom thinks it's the same as heroin yeah Maybe she doesn't, but that's what she tells me.

But there's a lot of people who just, and it's through no fault of their own, that's just they have programs and everything they've been told. If you want me to lie, Marjorie, and tell you that, this whole thing in California, I thought it was bullshit. I just went along with it because I'm a fucking junkie. I don't give a fuck. Whatever. You know me, just wrap up the purple cushion.

Let's get the fuck out of. You know, they sit there with their story and tell you, like, I know, yeah, great. That's great. I had ankle pain, but my mother, okay. just get the fuck out of there but then I met this Marine and if you looked at this guy he wasn't just a 30 year old Marine

he was a 60 year old Marine with the hair do you can see their rednecks pro America fuck you know the whole thing I mean you can see in our conversation but as I started to talk to him he told me that he had cancer

that his son told him as the last option you know he wasn't he wasn't stage four they caught it early and he said that the chemo or the medication, they gave him a trial medication, wasn't giving them appetite. So he had lost 60 pounds off the back.

Oh, my God. And he said, no. My son talked me into it. He goes, I almost smacked him in the face because my son knows I'm a retired lieutenant. I gave my life for this fucking country of Vietnam. He goes, I'm the people that are against that shit. But he goes, now I do anything I can to support it. And then when I talked to him, I got in the car because those are the people that they're really suffering from it.

I don't think this is just a liberal issue. This is across the board. Now I'm admitting that. In the beginning, I'm like, okay, oh, Betsy Ross, okay. What do I give a fuck? You know what I'm saying? Like, they were looking for anything. Like, hemp cures at all.

And I'm like, okay, whatever. But after meeting different people and, you know, being in this and going to the different, you know, I see the people who get pulled up with the fucking wheelchairs. I see them. I see them. They come on Tuesdays at 2 o'clock over the Sunset Herbal and, you know, like three of them, and somebody walks in with them from the Black Lady and buys their weed. they got to be going there for a reason.

It's got to be helping them with something. That's right. You know, and I've got to tell you something, even pain. How many times if I woke up years ago and I had a root canal that went bad, but it went bad over the holidays. So it went bad like on the 25th where you can't get service to the 29 type shit. And I remember waking up from pain, taking the leaves and, you know, but smoking weed, and it didn't kill the pain, but it made me forget about it.

I've had four surgeries. I know, you know, but I've had four surgeries over the, past, you know, however many years. And every time I have surgery, I have to use the cannabis right after. And I just completely say no to all the other drugs. You normally have surgery, abdominal surgery. What are they going to put you on? Antin-naugia, painkillers, all kinds of shit that are going to fuck you up even more. Internally. That same shit calls you up like a motherfucker. I got to be eating Greek yoga. I immediately use the cannabis. And, you know, for me, that's how I eat again. That's how I

recover. That's how I end up getting up at a bed and moving around the house to try to, you know, work my muscles again. It's like, for me, it saved my life. And, you know, it's hard to ignore those benefits. The last surgery I had, that's when I came out to my mother. And she came out, I told her all about the cannabis. This is what I'm using after surgery, mom. And after that, she was just, like, sold. And now I get these phone calls like, oh, my friend, this, has this. Like, should we be using the cannabis, what do you think? Like, talk to my friends. It's amazing.

I think perspective is changing just because, like, we're awesome people using cannabis. It's like, by example, you know? You know who believed in cannabis? You know, the first guy that talked to me about cannabis, and I almost fainted. James Colbert. I was shooting Arliss. You know, I love James Colburn, the Magnificent Seven fucking hard times. fucking

he's speed the hard times you know what James Colburn is all right you know what it is throw on hard times for these

fucking little beautiful ladies I love James Colbrun our man Flint I chased him me and Joe Rogan chased him and an NRX

what of those accuracy SRX what they call the NSX we fucking chased him and we couldn't catch him

on sunset and all of a sudden I going for this stupid movie about a gun about some gun that had killed his daughter

and now he wanted the back traced the gun. So there's a scene where I hand him the gun. He sees me, you know, but they cut me because they caught me fucking smoking weed. So they cut my, uh-oh, I swear to God, they called American gun. I still get residual checks.

But they got so pissed off at me for some reason because I was on the set. They said, listen, you're not shooting until 4 in the morning. So I was talking to James Coleman or something. I was like, dog, if you get some weed, that's a brother. I don't get some reefer right now. I went over to the Martel Cots. I came back with a big bag.

I started rolling Joyce James Cobber started drinking beers with his crooked fucking hands. He had all fucked up hands and shit. And I got booked on Arlis and like a month later and here he was again. And that day I finally said to him, you want to get an eye?

The producer and the guy from Wallace with Illinois and I'm like, you want to get on? He's like, fuck yeah. And we went outside and after we got stoned I asked him about Bruce Lee. I had tears on my eyes. I just had to ask him. And he was telling me how Bruce Lee was the one that told him that benefits. But at that time, it was

Hasch. That Bruce Lee used to eat hash. He used to eat hash. He used to relax his muscles. It did something to his insides. In fact, when he died, I think they found cannabis something in his system. They didn't blame it on it. They blamed on the pill they gave, but it was the yakuza.

It was not the yakuza of the Japanese. It was the triads. But it's just funny that he was telling me that for his arthritis, he had really bad arthritis. And he goes, the only thing that, I remember how he had his hold the joint. He had to put the joint in his fingers displace. way because his finger so he had a smoke this way and he was the one that started telling me about arthritis

and the effects and there's different types of arthritis I think and if you catch it man or whatever I don't give a fuck what's going on Lee Cox sucker look at you how you hide do you need a fucking Uber yes no you fucking don't we took care of you fucking guy pissed me on when he said he got an Uber

how are you feeling Lee I'm fine now I mean some caramel milk corn are you uh I did I've been eating it you want some caramel milk corn here why not what the fuck I can't walk up It's going to make the flight a little easier. He's driving. He's driving.

This guy's not a mile. This guy don't fuck around. We ain't got time to fucking be flying. You got to eat a couple of them, just not one kernel. One kernel's like two milligrams. I'm sorry? Got to eat like 10 of them. He's shit to get, you know, anything.

Any medical effects. Didn't you build his tolerance up? No, he won't let me. He fucking, hold on. He gets with his girlfriend, he eats a little bit on the weekends. I got him at $300, 400 milligrams a night for a while. I had him in training. The whole time he was thinking he's eating.

25. I had him on 1.25s thinking I hid the fucking one on the label. That's how pathetic I am. I hid the one on the label. I whited that. And it said 25 milligrams and I would show it to him and he popped those fucking the whole time. He was dropping

125. You gotta do it. I got to take him into the murky waters of the under. Look at James Colburn. Look at that bad motherfucker in 1970 fucking two. Look at him. Look at Charlie B. I can't have enough for this movie. Yesterday I watched Billy Corbyn's new movie.

Is he good? Road dogs? It's disturbing, dog. I mean, you know, it's fucking crazy. Billy Corp? Not that guy. The director, Cocaine Cowboys. Got it.

Got it. Yeah. He has a new movie called Road Dogs. A dog. What is it? Dog fight. Dog fight. Pretty interesting shit about fighting in the inner city in Miami.

What goes on, how this guy made a homemade ring, his mother. And after every fight, they go to four black ladies. who give you the commentary. That motherfucker I knocked out. This guy's fucking brim. Look at me eating oysters in 1970. Like a doctor. Nobody's eating oysters.

They're scared that might get a heart on. Look at him. Look at Charles Bronson's throwing fucking heat. Anyway, fuck that noise. Let's get back to Antidodo. So now the dog treats. Is this a division of Ante Dolores? What is going on with the dog treats?

How can people find these dog treats now? They can only buy them. in California? Is there a website they could go? Yeah, treatables.com. T-R-E-A-T-I-B-L-E-S dot com. Do you need a license? No, you don't. No, no, no. The CB-D, straight-up gangs to CBD.

We're going to be selling it in other states soon. We're getting the licensing in place in order to have pet licensing in each state and sell it there. So right now it's just available in California. But that's going to change real soon. And, yeah, they're great. You can order them online. directly from us. We're selling them in some of the dispensaries as well.

And we're going to start to move into the pet market. We're really excited about that. So you'll be able to buy them, you know, hopefully anywhere very soon. Have you gone to the pet co? Not yet. We're probably going to stick to the more boutiquey, holistic-based kind of outlets. Yeah. They have holistic-based pet stores?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, we just actually visited one today called Pussy and Pooch. Shout out to Pussy and Pooch. That place is amazing. Where is this one? It's in Beverly Hills. There's one in L.A. And I think there's two other locations.

Yeah, they do. And they have all that type of medication for your animals. I mean, not only that, they do training and, you know, holistic medicine. And, you know, they're just like it's all about the lifestyle for the animal, just like it is for people. And, you know, just super supportive of this kind of stuff. And that's who we need. It's amazing how rich people take care of their dogs. And how poor and black people take care of their dogs.

You know what I'm saying? A couple of Spanish people. You don't give a fuck. What holistic medication. Give them a fucking pork chop and kick him in the stomach. He'll be fine. Until they get sick because they've been given a crap diet and then they have to pay medical bills, you know, that are much higher in the end because their dog has developed a disease that they may have avoided with the right diet and cannabinoids. Yeah, that's why we say preventative medicine.

I mean, you know, you're actually saving by. There are people right now in Ohio and in Jacksonville, Florida, going. These two motherfuckers are just crazy. Oh, no. Giving their animals fucking... I'm from Mother Nature. I fucking feel you. But it's amazing how people are still living in 19,000.

That has destroyed me like this Governor Christie, this fat fucking communist motherfucker. You know, because they don't really... Because I think that, yes, there is a side of the medical marijuana industry that's a guy like me that's buying it to get high because he's been getting high and now I have a cover. I'm not going to sit here. lie to you people. You know, now as I get old, I guarantee I'm going to be using it for my eyes. I can feel my right eye fucking up. Your right eye slipping?

Yeah, my right eyes fucking slipping. The doctor even told me, he goes, next time you come in here, if your eyes are slow, we've got to talk about something. I can't see him in the night and shit. It's a fucking nightmare. But you know what? It's fucked up. Marjor, you said at the beginning that you chose this over alcohol.

And, yeah, weed has a ton of great things about it. But what if it's just to sit down and giggle at a movie? Oh, yeah. Like, why? Like, even if that was all it did, great. Like, why, like, I much rather do this than drink. And I wouldn't necessarily eat the 300 milligrams I eat here. But it's a lot, like, why can't at least be a choice?

Even if, like, it's kind of sad that you have to go the medical route because that's the quickest way. Yeah. It would be much harder if you guys were just like, hey, we're having a good time. And we'd be great if we could finally do that. I'd love to be able to go out at night and just free. really, you know, smoke cannabis instead of having to have a cocktail. That's why you got to vote in 2016 for adult use cannabis in California. Get out and vote.

We've got some time to get your shit together. What does that mean? That means you can smoke outside? No, we're going to have recreational adult use laws in place after 2016, God willing, if everybody goes out and votes, which we know they will because they want to be able to smoke weed, you know, freely. Well, maybe not freely. It doesn't mean you can smoke anywhere, but at least you can walk into a shop and purchase it with the proper ID and you don't need to go see a doctor first.

Can you imagine if there were bars, like just like a weed bar, you can go and they would have like funny movies? They could have like funny movies and you could all sit down like comfortable chairs and they have waiters and waitresses bringing you food. Think about how happy. There'd be no fighting. Everyone would just be so happy and hanging out. You know, this is what, you know, listen, I don't know how to change a flat, you know. I just don't know. I don't know how to raise a child.

I don't know a lot of things. You know, you wake up on morning, you say to yourself, what do I really fucking know? What do I really know? If I really had to make a living without a podcast, there's only one thing I know, and that's drugs. I grew up in it. It's a shame. It's a shame. It's a shame.

But it's the way life is. I'm telling you, I bought Angel Dust when I was 14. Okay? I'm telling you, I put a joint in formaldehyde and was selling one for 20 apiece. I'm telling you, I used to go two. fucking Pennsylvania on the weekends when I was 16 and buy black beauties

by the hundreds and buy acid different types blotter and window pain and sell it for three bucks and make a living when I was a kid because I had no parents so I know drugs I was right there when cocaine when you guys are seeing with weed how it just fucking took over I was there with cocaine when people were tripping

and all of a sudden people were coming out of the back and was going and everybody was like oh my god they're a movie star so I saw it all Weed is the only thing that I've done that hasn't become something else. When you start doing Coke, you have a great time. You bring girls home. You put Coke rocks in their asshole. They suck dick.

Your dick is hard. Everything is beautiful. But after a few years, you start getting paranoid. Your dick goes soft. It becomes something else. Now cocaine becomes something else. It does. The addiction becomes something else.

When you do heroin in New York, those kids you grew up with, half them used to go into the village. Remember, they get Chinese heroin in New York. You know why the Chinese heroin? Chinese heroin, it's for the kids from the suburbs, and they're scared of needles. So instead of doing, they shoot that Mexican shouldn't have to melt it with a spoon, they just

go to a club and do two bumps, they puke and they get high. You know, I saw all that. That starts cool. That starts cool. You're in the village dancing, oh my God, this that boy, George, you know, all that shit. And heroin always ends up fucking bad. Pills, right? You go to the doctor.

You go to the fucking doctor for your ankle. You had surgery. You start eating a cup of oxy-coxie. One day you go to fucking ballet, your ankle twist, you keep eating oxycons, now you're addicted. Weed doesn't have that. Weed does for me today. Do I call you at night and giggle and act stupid on the phone, Lee? A 52-year-old man. Should I be ashamed of myself, Lee?

But it gives me satisfaction. It's better than being sitting next to some scumbag telling me, you know, here's a double. Let's a drink of. George Clooney. How do I get, what's her name in a movie? I offer her booze. She's a whore. Who sucks a dick for booze?

That goes out in 1964. You know, he wants to get the chick with the big lips. What's the name? Pretty woman. He made that statement that somebody approached them. And how do you get her in movies? I offer her booze. Oh, that's so cool.

Get the fuck out of my face. Are you talking about Julia Roberts? Yeah. There you go. We offer her booze. I fucking hate it. I hate it. When people come up to me boozy,

I want to fucking strangle them. Like, it's 2015, you annoying fuck. Nobody annoys your annoying fuck. on weed. What do they do? They bring you cookies. They got lint in their pocket. Speaking of cookies. Oh shit. It's that time, motherfuckers. Let's get some

shoutouts here real quick for the party. My main man, Juan Vargas, Benjamin King, Johnny Arch, Harry Henderson, Ty Schwartz, raised by wolves, and Kurt and Michael, I love you, motherfuckers. Have a great Memorial Day weekend. You understand? Here we are getting

fucked up. What's up, Lee? How much you're going to gamble this week, Lee? I'm not. Well, the only thing is I won on the Patriots winning Super Bowl. So you got a yardstick coming to. So yeah, I might. So play with them. I might, I might bet on the U.S. But you've got to play smart. I might bet because the blackjack can go and don't do paulets. Don't. Don't. Don't. So you're going to sit in the casino next to me and you're going to run. And one of the time. You're going to get somebody like Edwin San Juan. So don't do a parlay. One of his Filipino cousins that likes to run and sit them with you. No, parlay is a sucker's

bet. You're going to lose your money right off the back. Okay. Let's build up a bankroll. Start betting the prelamps. Start betting the prelims. Why are you going to put all your eggs on one basket up front? You're there. You're You're going to be in Vegas. You don't have to sit with... I don't give a fuck if you're at the show. You think I give a fuck. As long as we're making money, that's all I give a fuck about. So we'll go over the charts on Saturday,

and we'll have you running back and forth like a professional. No betting the whole card. No, because if something happens, now you know something else is going to definitely happen. You follow what I'm saying to you? If Wydman fucking loses, or vice versa. Right now, people like... I think the fucking call would be

Cornier, Wyman, You think Cormier? I think Anthony Johnson could knock him out like a motherfucker, but if he connects with him, he'll knock him out, but Cormier's a little smarter. Comia's a wrestler. So is Anthony Johnson. A lot of things could happen there.

Ceyron. What happens if the other guy beats Ceyron? Now you have a different card. But you've got money. You got money. You're playing with their Getus. What about... You better parlay early on.

Somebody loses early on. You're fucked for the night. And you didn't bet the other guy straight. I'm just trying to take this to you how to make a little... I was also looking at... Who beat Brendan Schob, like Arlofski or whatever? She's like a thousand years old, but no one thought he was going to beat shop, so that one scared me. But he's fighting.

What's his name? Somebody. The big guy, right? Travis Brown or something? Yeah, that's. Yeah. So that's going to be a good one. I don't know what's going to happen.

But I had a fucked up thing happen. Well, not fucked up, but I hate trying thing. I don't know if it's change or like. What happened with spinning class? You didn't like it? I loved it. We loved it. Did you sweat?

Yeah, hell yeah. How did you fucking nuts that get? Super sweaty. Did you get, take Mama home and give her with a stuff? I'm inking. After a shower. After the shower, that's a waste. You got to get over a stabbing before a shower and everything's fermenting.

You understand me? Tell them, Andy Loras, and that monkeys on fire after spinning. I'm trying to teach his jew things. Spinning monkeys on fire. Fuck you. I don't know, man. I don't know where we're going with this. That little ballerina suit you women spin with makes the monkey nice and

moisturized. Wow. You take that motherfucker to the next level. It's like moisturizing the steak, then dipping in water before you. You put on the frying pan. You don't like that sweaty muffler? I do, but she wants to take a shower. Who gives a fuck?

You tie her up. You don't you have rope? What'd you do with the rope I gave you that time? It's out back. It's out back. Look at him. I love torment him. Look at his face.

He knows. Anybody can eat a clean pussy. It's when I got some wine to it. I know, but she wanted to take showers first. Look at Marjorie. You two are so cute. You two are so cute. Oh, my God.

I want that guy in Goodfellas. I got toughen him up. Every day, I got it tough on them up. He can take it. He likes it. He loves it. He's Jewish. He's used to this shit.

He loves this shit. You know. Jews got to be like a Willenda. They've got to be walking on a tight wire. If not, their lives ain't good. They're not good. What do you think, Antig Dolores? What's the next product?

Drop something on me. What's coming up? What do you think we should make? A special Lysayat Jewish star. Something that glows in the dark. That just keeps you fucking pathing. out you can find it on the floor Lee is fucked up

right now like he's getting hit in different directions he's questioning his man oh look I'm looking at him and I've never seen him like this these edibles hit you different they hit you when you don't attack your senses like that like guerrillas like we usually do this taste you to a different level it's like a slow finger

look at him look at you just see him transformed it's like midnight for the wolf man he's just fucking transform how many milligrams are they guys we go up by sound we just Eat fucking milligrams. What you got to worry about? Who gives a fuck? I just want to know how much I ain't.

They're nothing to know about. Maybe anti-loric. Listen, some, I guarantee you, it's like the Quailout people. When we were in the 70s, when you ate a quailout, sometimes you had a quailout was a dud. But then you ate the other one.

You got fucked up because they put that mix. Maybe the oven was this way. And all this shit went to the front. Every single one in the package is the same. But wait, how much did you eat of the chocolate chip? I had half the chocolate chip. I had three caramel corns. And I think that might be it.

You're at about 30 milligrams right now. You're going to be fine. Okay. That's three doses. I saw the wink. I don't know if I got it on a camera because there's a lot of people here. I just tell him. I would love to get it if we got on the camera.

If you want to see more of this, come out to the South Point in Las Vegas for three days. Now we got anti-Dilars animals. He's bringing like an entire suitcase of animals. Oh, please. Oh, my God. I got so much. Do you have an anti-Dolora suitcase? Oh, my God. I got everything.

I got everything. It's already in Vegas. It's already shipped in Vegas. It's at the hotel. My buddy dropped it off. You are slick. You know how we do it, dog. I want no misunderstandings. Maybe that Southwest guy knows my suitcase and he man handles it and shit.

I put a fucking underwear that's dirty. Like today I went to jujitsu. It's sweaty as fuck. There's a skid mark. I put that on the top. You want my weed? Oh, in the suitcase? Around the top.

So when they open up that suitcase, that's what we see. You see a fucking little underwear with a little brown skin mark. They ain't going to go through your luggage. Margie Margie. You're right. That's a really smart plan. What's what you're dealing with? Some novice or what?

I mean, I put my recommendation in, but the underwear is a good idea. But if you put your recommendation, you're in your claiming liability. You don't know nothing. Yeah, well, part of me is being an activist about it. Please, you want to be an activist. Go say fucking whales or something like that. Right now, we're looking to get stoned. You want to put your, you claiming responsibility.

Don't give them shit. You put a fucking dirty panty up there, but a fat one. I get like some fat chicks and rub your fucking. Oh, I should borrow. Okay. Got it. Like a big chick. me like a chick that looks like me you borrow her on because guys don't want to look at that well

i'm going to new york next week could i borrow a a pair don't smell them they'll take it to a different dimension but that's how you do it you don't fucking put the letter you gotta distract the dogs something i put the edibles rather i put the edibles around the security thing whether i go to chicago whether i go to fucking l.a. especially in l a x i put the cookie right in the security bin i just take the label off that's the only problem you got with this i got no fucking label now. But so what? You take these peanuts. You put them in a baggie. And you put them in your... Right there on the plane.

No, no, no. These are gluten-free for fucking hippies. I don't know what they... Oh, this has TAC. Those fucking morons of TSA. What do they know? One time, we were stopped on the highway coming back from Long Beach by, like, a row of cops. It must have been doing something. And I had video of him right behind it taking a hit out of the pipe. And I had to... I deleted it because I got paranoid that they were going to come and search my phone. This is what I'm dealing with.

Because she would eat in so much that... Oh, my God. It never stops. Someone asked if, like, a quarter of a Chewitch who was enough? Never. A quarter. There's no quarters. There's nothing under three quarters.

Yeah. Tell them to go hang out with a Girl Scout troop. Selling cookies in front of Albertsons or some shit. We go deep here. The church people, we go deep. Even the anti-Dolores people that run with the church, they go deep. That's what you guys should do. What's that?

Create, like, a church edible that's like Joey D. Joey Diaz approved. The murky water is the underworld. 250 milligrams. That's the perfect size. I love it. Because I could break it in half and still have 125.

And you want it shaped like a Jewish star? So let's just go to a Jew star. I think it's a good plan. How about a Cuban flag? That's too much ink. Just trying to save you money on the production costs. Save your money. But I thought you wanted to be glow in the dark.

That's for you. Because you're Jewish. Not me. I'm just a fucking Cuban dude. You know what I'm saying? Something mixed with water. Something that could flow. something like.

Do you want cereal? Do you want cereal? Like floating in milk? No, no, no. That wouldn't be fucking. Edible cereal. Oh, my gosh. Actually, these are great.

We're going to cut that out. We're kind of like those cookie crisps. That's money goes. We have an employee that eats the edibles. They eats the treatables for breakfast. Oh, I got a bag. I got them in my fucking, in the compressor. Case is an earthquake.

I got one of these, too. Who do you think you're dealing with? I ate dog bones before when I was. I was fucked up when I was a kid when I just ate those dog bones at a party one night just to be an asshole. Lee, what's the matter? I'm just writing down the time. What time? Yeah, no, no, no, because I want you to make money.

I understand. That's a beautiful idea, man. That really is serious. Seriously? Listen, man, isn't Starbucks putting weed in K-cups, 10 milligrams in a K-cup? Is that correct? Did I read that correct? Is it Starbucks or is it a different company?

What does that tell you? That tells you that a corporation is actually challenging somebody to put cake on Now, they're only going to sell them in Denver. Is that what you fucking think? Listen, I travel all over the country. If you don't think people from Austin, Texas, drive to Colorado the way we did when we were kids, let's go to Chinatown and get fireworks. They go into their neighborhood.

They tell their friends, listen, I'll get your cheap at you for $25. They're really $21. They mark them up, and they take rides on Saturday, and they drive up to fucking Colorado, and they pick up boxes of edibles. Boxes. Oh, my God. When I travel, people give me anti-delaliener. places and places that they should know be

Andy Dolores. What you talk about with us? I swear to that. Because people buy your stuff. People have offered me the brownie on the road. The black one, black on black? I don't know.

A hundred milligram. I know you don't know about it. It's not your fault that people... We can't keep people from bringing stuff out of state. We know that they do because... They do. I see it. It's the most discreet way to travel, actually.

And that's part of why we develop these products because we feel like people should be able to consume, you know, their medicine wherever and whenever they want, and edibles sort of allows you to do that. On a fucking flight, those popcorn, that popcorn on a flight, on a six-hour flight to New York, when you

whip it out. Because, see, the edible takes you up to the two-hour mark. Yeah, exactly. And the edible you take takes to the three-hour mark, this thin air, it starts wearing down. That's when I bust out the vapor pen. I always bring the vapor pen on the plane with me. I hit that motherfucker right there like a soldier, and I also have another edible

for the three-hour. Once the three hour mark comes You blast another fucking edible You get a little fucking Bailey's cream on the rocks And you sit back and you hit your little V pen I hit the little fucking nicotine pen To keep me balance on the flight

You know me dog I don't fuck around on the flight If I'm paying fucking 700 dollars to fly to Boston I'm scratching my nuts act When the fuck I want to 700 The plane industry industry has gone Fucking kaputs

The cheapest plane I can get to Boston Was 580 in August seven fucking hundred these plane tickets are going for or you got to fly on Frontier you know how much fucking Denver you know how much they wanted to Denver who on Southwest from Burbank they wanted $450 guys

that's how much I was going to pay for this weekend of Vegas yeah right now to fly to Vegas I try I looked down for my wife this morning it's 500 bucks for her and the baby it's five for her and there's still flights available for Monday morning I couldn't believe it oh yeah it's expensive no but it's um people are taking trips

now to Colorado and places It's like when people used to go on whiskey tours. Oh, it's tourism. They're going now. Tons of tourism. Of course they're going to bring it back. They offer me a business to go to Colorado and pick people up and drive them to weed stores and talk about the history and shit.

Come on, I got time of that shit driving around. I'll get stoned and get to the fuck out of the car. Somebody gets in with no fucking... He'd be doing 90 blaring in the depletons. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck you. I ain't got time.

Like, I'm a scenic director. TMZ. That's where fucking, what's the name got shot? Listen, get in the backseat. We're going for the magical mystery tour. When I drop you off, I want you to look at me and go, dog. I don't have to do leg squats today. I don't have to do leg squats.

I've been pushing against this fucking thing, praying for my life. I brought him back from San Diego in an hour and 35 minutes. That's my boy. How long did we take, Lee, from San Diego at night? Sounds like an hour and 35 minutes. How fast did we do? What was the least mileage we did an hour? Maybe 75 right before the thing, but then we went up to 85, 90?

We took it 90 all the way. I don't fuck around when I drive. We take a brownie and we go for broke jack Yeah Being that high doing that wasn't the best For you, for me it was tremendous I was just floating on the fucking five Antidorus

There's three edible chains I mess with And you're one of them I think it's fucking tremendous I think that Yeah because you can't eat the same thing every day Because then your body gets used to it So you got to mix it around So the chocolate things are my all-time

fucking favorite that you have now Those little 10 milligram That's hard to believe But we OD on him We OD on them And then I took a picture of him And that's how he caught it Remember I took a picture of the bag

Because the chocolate bonbons First came on a bag Oh when you've misread the We misread I didn't know You said 300 milligrams I thought it was like a thousand of those things in there I was tipping them over Tipping them over

Eating 10 of the time And shit giving him like 18 of them The next day he's like Fuck no wonder I was so high There were 10 motherfucking milligrams You don't fucking remember definitely. Now, are you in Colorado yet? No. No, no, not yet.

You're happy just in California. That's all you can handle. Well, we're going to be in Washington soon. And then Nevada, after that. Now, when does Nevada go into full effect? It's in full effect. People are building out their facilities now. Everybody's...

People got licenses, yeah. So there's a California license working in Nevada? Vegas is going to be pretty awesome. Really? Well, because... Everybody's drinking, but they want to do something else. And people are going to be able to smoke weed in casinos or at least vape. You know, it's a...

No. Actually, I don't know if they're going to allow that. But suffice to say, there's medical cannabis in Las Vegas soon to have recreational. So the law passed already. Yeah. Yeah. That's the happiest I've ever seen. Is it just like us?

That's a pretty awesome luck. Is it like California? There's going to be weed stores or no. It's going to be a little control. Oh, yeah. No. Yeah, I know, you look excited. Medical.

And then I think rec is supposed to be on 2016. Yeah, they're supposed to go recreational in 2016. Can you imagine, like, these young kids that go to the palms and get fucked up just on weed and how many blunts will be at those places and the clouds of smoke? It's coming. I'm too old. I would never know. The buffet?

Can you imagine what they would do to the buffet? I'd like to see the numbers, like food sales now and food sales after. The waitress came up to me. Rome service. Where was I last? Where was I last, Lee, before? Michigan? Michigan.

Where was I was that last week? I was somewhere. I was in Oakland. I was in Michigan. The waitress told me Saturday night, she goes, between last night and tonight. We're fucking, our food sales are just tremendous. We've never sold as many appetizes. I was telling you.

Fuck yeah. What's better than chicken wings when you're stone? Chicken wings when you're fucking stoned. What do you think, Lisa, yeah? What are your plans for Vegas? Mama's not coming with you, you're not going to bring her? No, she... I'll come.

Because, I mean, she... I don't know, I'm working. Like, I have the... We're working. You're not doing nothing with me, and there you hang out. You smoke some dope and you go to your room. What work? Huh?

No, no, no. I'm bringing... I'm bringing the recording stuff? No, no, it's fine. You don't want to bring... She doesn't want to go to Vegas. She loved to go to Vegas and be in the room with you all weekend.

No, it's okay. Any Mexico? Tell me, tell him what the first pull up... Exactly. I was just going to ask. Wait until you hear this shit. He already has a plan. He's trying to bullshit me.

Oh, the stromboli place. That's really good. If you watch Diners and Drivers and Dies High like I do. Unlike the first season, he had the stromboli place in Vegas, that's fucking amazing. Oh, wow. So I'm going to go there. We're going to be there in July. You should write down the name for us.

Like the three kegs or four kegs or something like that. Now, when you guys go in July is a business trip? And what are you guys going to do there? You were telling me when you came in tonight, you were working a lot of elsewhere. the elderly facility. Is that okay to say? Oh yeah, we filmed that infomercial a few days ago for this elderly community. It's going to air in their

television sets and their rooms and you know, all over. They're the ones that are really responding. I think the old, like Ari's mom, Ari was telling me the story. They're the ones that are really going, you know what? I never smoked pot. People look like they're smiling. I'm just sitting here next to my fucking husband. All he does is complain.

Let's blow some shotguns in his face and take this motherfucker to the next level on our silver years. the script? Was that pretty word for word? That sounds very similar to what I wrote, yeah. Are you sitting there fucking worrying about the corns on your foot or the fucking things on your eyeballs that you can't see?

It's over. Come down to the first floor. Uncle Joey's medical marijuana stores down there, giving out yum yums for all you old fucks. Come on down, mention Woodstock. If you were there, if you were close to it, I don't give a fuck. Come on down, mention George Washington, whatever, and get a free fucking doozy. I'll be down there for the next 10 minutes.

That's the ad you play. That's the ad you play for old people. They're waiting for fucking something. I'm lucky. Listen, the last two years, I've read articles that I never thought I would read in my life in this lifetime. Yeah. I thought that maybe 100 years. I can't believe how fast it's been moving.

Once they sparked it and it's moving. Am I going to lie to you? Am I going to sit here and tell you I ever read high times as a kid? I never really did. Like I said, I was always just a New York City drug kid, you know, but this was always my drug of choice. It was a gateway drug for me. I love it. I'm happy a fucking gateway and everything.

You know how boring my life? You know how uptight I was when I was fucking 11 and 12? I would not listen to rock music when I was a kid because I thought those people were dirty and satanic. What? Who taught you that? Catholic school. Just people.

I didn't like people with long hair. They fucking scared me. Yeah, it was fucking crazy. Like, when I grew up in New York, the people, if you had a long hair, they called your dirty hair. They called you dirty hair, especially in Jersey, dirty hair, dirty hair, until you cut your fucking hair. Like, so I never really grew up in that.

The people I grew up with were people that were jocks that got high. And I was like, okay. But then they started getting crazy and crazy and crazy. They weren't like regular jocks at regular schools. The jocks I grew up with mug people. We did fucking THC Crystal. We did everything, you know. Usual jocks were like, oh, no, I'm worried about my diet.

Fuck you. These guys were eating fucking steroids and doing blow. I never did a steroid. I wanted to, but I didn't have the balls. I can't shoot myself with a needle. But this is where it's become. And, you know, every time I go to Jersey and I have a conversation, it's like the third conversation because they think,

not you, you're from New York City, so they're more wide open, but there's always the one people, they consider California like out there. Oh, New Yorkers think that too. You people out there fucking crazy, you're hippies. You're walking around out there at the beach all day. Bitch, we're in traffic, motherfucker. That's why we need to get fucking Jazeels out here, Because who could take that 405 traffic

Without being high? That's the fucking clinker. If somebody, if you're sitting on the 4-05 And somebody's selling joints, that's the next money maker. Like they do in New York with the fucking donuts? Just walking down the street? No, he just walks in between cars. Or like the papers in the morning.

Like the fucking papers in the morning. Right on the 405, fuck it. Some black fucking motherfucker with fucking eight warrants, what he's got to lose. Or at the beach. In Mexico. You know, like they walk on the beach and they sell the water and the food.

They could walk on the beach. They still do music in Jones Beach. Oh, God, I don't know. Yeah, probably. But, you know, imagine California, guys walking around with baskets selling. They say in Mexico, you go to Mexico, you're getting sun and some Mexican comes up to you and asks you if you want to buy a kilo blow. That's fucking tremendous. I'm putting sunpan lotion on and all of some of those dude comes up to me.

Did I tell you? Somebody offered me blow yesterday. In what context? Like, where were you? The comedy store. Oh. What did you say? What did you think I fucking said?

I said it. I said, give it to me next time. I didn't want to embarrass him. I don't want to tell something. I don't do blow why you handing me that. They didn't know. Did any part of you go like, maybe? Not even.

Not even for a second? What am I going to do with blowing up? My heart would blow up. It's been eight years. I don't know. Everything that I built fucking done. Just like that. I didn't go to rehab.

This was all on my word. So that's how God works. When you give you a word and you stop, I made a promise. And I stopped over my cat, super bad. Oh. Oh. Oh, my cat.

Because his brother had died. They got. Amelia outside when you get anemia Because they were outside cats And his brother DJ died And I was doing blow So I thought it was because I brought the blow in the house How superstitious I am

And my wife said DJ died the soup bed's next And I was like I didn't like soup bad too much But I didn't want them to die either You know what I'm saying So I got on my hands and knees I said God if you fucking let them live I'll never do blow again

And here we are Going out of eight years in November Over that fucking cat Superbad still Still alive You see this shirt All these little holes that's super bad.

Because he's the only one I hold this way, and he sticks his things in real deep. So now he's not allowed to sit on nice shirts. So I'm at home, I got to put this shirt on. I got a bunch of white T-shirts with holes. If you people see me with a shirt with a hole, it's not because I'm holy. It's because these are my cat shirts. So I come home and I throw a guy, her and him and fucko gray always cling on to me. Like they always do that shit with that, you know, their claws.

But they're fucking super bad. His nails come out. He gets really serious. He gets all fucking hot and gooey with me. I love him. I love that fucking cat. I love my animals. I don't want to lose another animal if I don't have to.

So I'm going to start giving him preventive medicine. That was very hard for the house. Sissy lost weight like fucking that. You got to put that hair on, brother. Oh, my God. It's fucking dying. It's going to rain. Sissy lost weight.

She went from zero to fucking. She went from 16. pounds to like six. Yeah. And like six weeks. We were like, she was fitting. We have railing for the baby. And she wouldn't jump over no more.

She would just walk right through the railing. We were like, oh, my God. And then Fidel was very slow. And then I think we could, but Fidel did great, but we were just prolonging the pain. We were just putting a band-aid on one hole and another one was open type of store. So when I came home, that was a tough one for me. And then when she told me about the, stuff, you know me, I'm always open-minded.

I believe in it now, so I'm happy you guys have this. When I saw that in the box, my fucking dick got hard. Oh, shit. Because I had just been talking about this with the cat. So it was like a premonition-type deal. What's that one? A deja vu. Whatever, you've been there before.

That's a great testimonial, thank you. It really is. When you get something like this in the mail. So now I know I can give it to my cat, so fuck it. They're going to be eating dog-blown. I'm going to, you know what I do? I'm going to grind it up. Yeah, do it.

Give it to them with fucking that shit that gets them high. Who's better than Uncle Joey? I got some good shit I get from Amazon.com. What's that? Catnip. Oh, my God. I got some tremendous catnip. It comes in buds.

They go fucking crazy. All the other catnip, all that catnip at Amazon is a fucking fogezy. It's not good. You put it next to your cat, they kind of react. There's one company that when we hit them up for sponsors. ship because I liked their product so much. I loved it. I saw the effect that it had on the cats. They said they were putting their

product out of production, but it's still on Amazon. I went like an asshole and bought 80 fucking bags and put up over the fucking thing. All I got to do is open up that cabinet and you've got to see them running. That stench is so strong, but it doesn't smell to me. It's like a dog whistle. It smells to them. They go

fucking nuts. And I give them that, I give them that thing, and then I'll turn the lights off and get the red light. You know how we do it, though. the fucking circuit. I'm like Montyman Bailey for the cats. You're basically like a weed assistant for the cats. Well this is not going to get your cats high.

If you love your cats. If you love your animals, you have to be involved with your animals at some level. You just can't feed them and whatever. You have to. Oh, at night. Listen, there's no reason to get high if you don't have fucking, like, I'm sorry I'm not rewarding this right. If I have an animal, it's to get stone. Not with

the animal, but by myself and I have fun with them. A cat was built for a stone. When God put a cat, on this planet. He said this animal is primarily for stoners that can look beyond the fucking... Some people hate fucking cats. They don't know about the Egyptians

and the fucking love they had for it and the voodoo they got and how it changes your life. And people who have cats fucking live six or seven years longer they give them cats to Invix now. In prison, you see all that shit on C fucking NBC on Friday night.

What about that homeless dude who has like a cat on his back? Oh, he walks around the neighborhood. Yeah. But, you know, it's just I believe in the power of the cat. So I want to give my cat. the best experience like today I'm leaving for two days so today I took the girls

and I brushed all the girls but I give them intense brushes I have the metal thing then I go the other way I take the little rag I watched their little muffler Lulu had a little piece of shit in her ass I can't have a walk around like that was stuck so I pulled it out of there you gotta take care of your animals if not why have the fucking animals you gotta give them the love when I bend over and touch Lulu she makes this noise all right that's my girlfriend those cats are my wives those cats love me more than most fucking human. That gray would give her life for me.

Evie would give her fucking life of me. Allie, they would give their life to me. And gray, I adopted when I moved her to pier. She just came to the door. And I had to put her on lockdown for a few where she can't come in right away. Then she got attacked by a possum. And they couldn't go back downstairs, so I had to take her in. She's like my fucking girl. She sleeps in the bed with me and my wife. My wife kicks her out like two because it's a

nightmare. She won't stop until she gets under the blanket and she starts her nose gets wet. I love that cat. And she's like any woman, you pick her up, they fight you. And once I got a good, she lets me kiss her like 18 times,

and scratch her stomach and kiss her in the face and I clean her eyes for her. And at one point she just takes her up, bam! And she fucking hisses at me. But then she's back in three minutes. She knows who's got the good dick.

You know what I'm saying? What time is? Let's get the fuck out of it. You know how we do it. Andy Dolores, I love you. Thank you for making a rare appearance. Thank you for coming in and talking to us. Thank you so much for having us.

And bring your main girl, Margie. She knows a lot about it. Very beautiful. I'm happy New York City girl and shit. How do people get a hold to you in your products? For starters, let me tell you something. Do not harass Ante Dolores on her webpage. If you ain't got a license, go fuck yourself.

Don't be so stupid. Don't be so stupid. Don't think you're cute. Well, Joey Diaz said you'd send me. No, no, no, no. Don't say that shit. She's right here, you dumb motherfuckers. So we'll start your shit, all right?

I'm nipping it. They should have stopped Hitler in Munich. That's how I got to do it. You've got to stop these motherfuckers. If not now, they'll hit you up, Anthony DeLoy. Like, if you were to call in, they'll hit you up. Joey said that you'd send me a bomb. No, Joey didn't say dick.

Joey don't say nothing. Well, they can become a member of our co-op very easily now. Our website is more functional for this. But they got to live in California. Yeah, they have to be California. No, these guys are the call from Florida. Oh, yeah. Sorry.

Well, maybe one day our products will be in Florida. Those fucking back with Hicks. They voted against it in southern Florida. Nobody smokes more pop than fucking Floridians, especially in Miami, those Jamaicans and shit down there. And nobody didn't legalize it because they got some fucking

they got some heavy duty behind all the drugs and all that. They got some fucking right wing. Because you have old Jews voting and the Jamaicans don't really have a good turnout for the voting. Well, unfortunately they needed 60% of the vote in that state and they got like 57 or 58.

and so it didn't pass, but most other states needed 50, and so it's too bad that it worked out like that for Florida because it's going to be a while before they're able to pass any laws. What are we doing the anti-Dolores medical fucking product festival up in San Jose? Oh, that sounds so. Soundgarden, Joey Diaz, Lisa, yeah. That sounds awesome. Oh, yeah.

Coles no wet sprocket, black Sabbath to make an appearance. Hell yeah. The anti-Doloress, medical marijuana festival, $100 fucking all you could eat and puke and die you cop-suckers come up give us a yardstick I'm always fucking thinking constant

Lee's the host with the most Lee how you're feeling Is it time? For what? For another edible? For chocolate puff-puck. So let me give you our Well my face looks like this

Where's those chocolate puff-pops So anyway you can find us at Auntie Dolores.com I'm going to spell it A-U-N-T-I-E, D-O-O-O-R-E-S. And the dog treats, CBD-R-D-R-D-R-D-R-E-D-R-E-T-I-B-L-E-S-D-E-S. And find us on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, all the usual social media channels. And, yeah, come check us out.

There you have it, cock-sockers. Oh, yeah, and you can become a patient through the website. You can also sign up your dispensary through our website if you want to place wholesale orders. And the dog treats, you can get them directly from us. We can send them to you in California and soon in other states. So those you can actually order online. And they don't care where you live in New Jersey. No, only California, but you don't need a medical card to order your pooch, the dog treats.

You do need a medical card to order the T. H. C treats, which are for humans. And we're not suggesting that you give your dog pretzels. Do not give your animals anti-delorres. Anti-delores is for humans, not animals. Can I ask you a question, Marjorie? Yes. Are you very knowledgeable about this?

What's New York's? Where are we in New York? It's such a mess. Such a mess. So New York has nothing. No, they have, they do. But it's no flowers. No flowers.

So that's a lot. That's what the law is. That's what the law is. And they're handing out so few licenses, and they're so expensive. And basically, you know, already sort of captured, you know, by large, you know, hedge fund corporate entities. So it's been, it's, the laws are a mess. I think that they were created to placate the voters and the people who wanted it. They're not going to help the patients.

They have a cap on the amount of dispensaries. And it's so few, I can't remember the number. It's five. Five. Five. through all of New York, how are people going to get product? Like, that's

insane. So no, no flowers, just edible? No flowers. Like, can you... Like, it's so nonsensical. Are there still a program where people get the tin filled with joints from the government? Is that still alive?

Yeah. Yeah. Because I saw that. I mean, I think the reality is New York has such a black mark, such a strong black market. Yes. And honestly, there's branded products on that black market that because these laws are so poor, there's no incentive for those people to switch to the legal market. Basically, they're like, yeah, fuck you.

Thanks. They're just going to stay on the black market. And it's ridiculous. And tragic, honestly. Very tragic. You know, I know a lot of people need it, and they have to go on the black market and pay so fucking much in New York. Those bicycle delivery motherfuckers get you.

Those motherfuckers. They have bicycle delivery? Yep. Oh, my God. And they charge you 20 bucks for a joint a half dog. Well, also, I mean, when you're working on the black market, like, people aren't lab testing. People aren't, you know, tracking how much a dose is. Like, you don't even know what you're eating.

You know, maybe the person tells you, but really, you don't know. So there's no, you know, regulation at all, which I don't think helps any consumer. One of the best things about the legal market is that we actually get to know what the hell we're ingesting, you know, in any form. This is why I love your new packaging, because I, you know. I think that's really going to help people know that this legitimizes you. And we have all the dosing listed on there, exactly how many pieces, you know, equal to the milligrams. You know, it's amazing. You can break it down to the fucking pubiccan.

There's a pubiccan that motherfucker. We know it. Oh, man. We do not put that in our product. I love you, ladies. Thank you for dropping and sharing your knowledge on the subject. For you, motherfuckers out there, please support Ante Dolores. What's the webpage?

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All right, people. As far as everything else, I'm at the South Point Casino. Next week, I'm in Oklahoma City, and the week after that, and Denver Comedy Works, all right? Besides that, I want to thank Anthony Dolores for coming on tonight. I have a beautiful little friend, Marjorie, New York City in the house. I want to thank the Flying Jew, and I want to thank you. Have a happy and safe weekend, especially if you're driving.

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