The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #323 - Dean Delray

Episode Date: October 5, 2015

Dean Delray, Comedian and Host of the "Let There Be Talk" podcast, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt in studio. This podcast is brought to you by:   Club W. Go to www.clubw.com/joey to get 50% off of your first order of wine curated just for you.   Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   HITecigs.com For a better tasting, longer lasting e cig go to HITecigs.com. Use Promo code joeyschurch for five Hit E Cig's for $50   Naileditlife.com - Get 20% off a vapor pen by using code word joeydiaz. They are also produce some of the best edibles on the market, Los Gummies Hermanos   Recorded live on 10/05/2015.
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Right, 84, 83? Yeah, right? I love that. You gotta start the song with a scream, right? Are you fucking kidding me or what? The church of what's happening now. Oh, shit. A little Warren D. Martino.

Let me tell you something. I put him up there with some heavy fucking guitar players. I like this. And just off those two albums. And I've seen them do something else with some people, like an 88 or something. Yep. And it was great.

Late night on something, it was great. Fucking great. He looked killer, too, still, right now. I thought he was from Boston. Yeah. Some guy blew smoke up my ass. He grew up with him. in Boston shit.

And then I met some dude about a week ago was like, no, he's from fucking La Jollaire so I expedient on him, whatever the fuck you do, WikiPi. Yeah. And yeah, he's from La Jolla. Yeah, yeah. He played his first concert at La Jolla High and somebody signed him from there and he was like the fucking guitar player

the West Coast. Yeah. I just like that. He sounds a lot to me and I looked at his influences, but to me he's like a Joe Perry type. Like he's in that Joe Perry type. Yeah. Of Licks.

He had that kind of look, too. Yeah, he didn't have that Joe Perry look. The singer, I love him to death the studio albums, but I knew. Somebody, I told, that's why I never went to see him. Yeah. I said, yeah, I'm going to get rat tickets. I don't even bother. We know you.

You're going to snap. He's horrible live. I always hated when I went to a concert and they didn't sound, I don't know, when the singer wasn't up to par, it used to piss me to fuck off. It's pretty fucking tough, you know, I think, because what happens is you're in the studio, And you got to compete. So you're in there doing shit that you know you can't do in a year, but you're rolling the dice, right?

Because you're like, well, if they don't sound good on the record, we won't be here in a year anyway. So, you know, later on, I'll deal with it. Why can't you do it in the year? Live? Well, I'm just saying some guys might sing that wasn't in their range. So because the back thing, you had to be like a high singer, you know? It was like, all right, you know, like that.

and maybe the guy didn't really sing like that. So he can pull it off and then all of a sudden you got to go do it for 12 months on the road with marshals on 10 and shitty sounds. Now they got in ears. It's easy. So you can be like,

lay it down like that low, you know? But back then you're battling drums, bass, marshals. No one's turning down. They're like, fuck you. I've always wondered that. Why is it important to hear yourself? Oh, God, because, you know,

if you can't, You can't hear yourself and just imagine if you just had a like a fucking siren next to you and then you tried to talk. You know what I mean? Right. Like screaming a siren in your ear and then you're trying to talk. You just can't hear it. So you don't know if you're in key. Oh, okay.

That's interesting. You would like just, I don't, I have no musical background at all. Yeah. So just from someone who, like you would think, oh, I could talk if I couldn't hear. So I, like, I never thought about that. I always wondered why it was such a big deal. Sometimes if the band's too loud, you'll sing flat or sharp, you know? And then it just sounds horrible.

You're like, oh, this guy sounds horrible. But really, they can't hear their self. Does that happen in comedy? Is there like, it doesn't matter if you can hear yourself? Yeah, because you're not, you're not going up. You don't want to fucking hear yourself. You just want to hear laughed at this. That's what you're trying to hear.

You're going up against instruments that are in tune, you know? Oh, okay. I'm going to see my first concerts. It had to be the Rolling Stones with Florida. Yeah. And the singer from foreign, I forget what his name was. Lou Graham. Lou Graham, tremendous.

He sounded great live. He's unbelievable. At that show I saw and whatever in the eighth grade. And then Foco came up there. And they did something that I accepted from them in the early on. I was such a, yesterday I was playing ball with Mercy. Yeah. And I noticed that if the ball fell out of whack, Mercy didn't like that.

What do you mean? Mercy wanted it to go from me to her to the mom. If I threw the ball at Mercy and she dropped it, she wouldn't allow me to pick it up again. It would just keep going. She didn't want me to throw it out of it again. It was really weird. Like she lost interest?

No, she was by the book. Oh, she was by the book. And I noticed that when I was a young kid, I was a fucking nerd to him. I used to drive my mom crazy with that by the book shit. Yeah. Everything in my world was about the cop said that you're not allowed to turn right. Who gives a fuck what the cops said? I'm telling me.

You know, I was one of those jerkballs. Yeah. And I went to see. see the Stones and they're one of the first bands that did not sound at all how I expected them to sound. Right. I like shattered. Yeah. You know, shattered

on Sion Night Live. You're like, what the fuck is that garbage? Keith Richards is everywhere. He's high on something, you know. But as the concept progressed, I think they did wild horses. Yeah. And I started crying. Yeah. I started crying. And the other one, with the chick singing, the black chick. Oh, uh.

Yeah, those two live. Yeah. With the saxophone coming out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of the most brilliant stuff you'll ever see. You've got a chance to see the stunts. Well, the saxophone guy died. Yeah, yeah, Bobby Keys.

He died, which was, he fucking took all. Like, when you're fucking 13 and a guy comes out with a saxophone, you want to put a gun to your head. Yeah, yeah, I get out of you. You know what is this fucking saxophone coming from? Why am I seeing a guy with a saxophone? Yeah, it's not rock. It's not rock.

And he sold me. Him and Pink Floyd. You know, they use the sacks on like dark side and all that. And you're just going like, well, this is fucking incredible. Incredible. Like they turned me around. The first 20 minutes of the stone that was on acid, I was young, it was one of my early concerts.

I didn't really know what to expect. And by the end, when I left there, I realized who the fuck the Rolling Stones were. Like all that shit about the world's greatest. rock and roll band yeah i don't know if that was accurate but they were up there yeah like they they sold me i'm not being perfect and then uh like the song remains the same first time i listen to that i'm like i'm not listening to that junk no more yeah yeah those junk leads they're and one day i put that thing on and it's like the only thing i had to listen to and again i saw the brilliance that's why when people come to me and say well led zeppelin or whatever i go you know what

yes and no but I just want you to do something before you make that statement again listen to the song remains the same listen to the guitars on like dazed and confused and something else and then get back to me you can't steal that

that night couldn't be stolen and like I said this before I heard a great interview if somebody could acquire it and send it to me it was Robert Plant on the King Biscuit Flower Hour this is a great radio show from the set I think it's still on is it? I don't know

I met the guy. The guy said, this is the creator of the King Biscuit Flower Hour. I was a kid. I'm not a big radio guy. Yeah. I must have been bored. And I listened to Robert Plant described the shows at the garden. Yeah.

And I remember, again, being brought to emotion going, Jesus Christ. You know what I was thinking I'm not Dean Del Rey this morning? I was listening to UFO. Oh, God. I love it. Doctor, Doctor? Oh, I love it. Or the other one.

Phenomenon. That's the name of the album. Phenomenon. Yeah, yeah. What's the songs on Phenomenon? I don't know the songs on it because... 74. You know what...

What's the songs on Phenomenon, Lee, please? Phenomenon UFO, 1974. It's on YouTube. Let me look. And it's also... It's not Dr. Doctor, it's the other one that's on... Lights out? No, lights out.

It's the beginning of lights out. That's my favorite. Oh, my fucking God. The back of my hairs, my ears blow. I put it as loud as I can. Yeah. All right, so you want to know the tracks? Yeah.

Okay. So their side one is too young to know, crystal light, doctor, doctor, space child, and rock bottom. Rock bottom. The leads in rock bottom. Yeah. It makes you want to go. And you look at the date. You go 74.

That's what Michael Shankner was doing in 74. It's insane. It's insane. They have a video up of Don Curse's rock concert. Dr. Doctor, Doctor. Put it up, Lee, on YouTube. Put on the big screen. What I searched?

Dr. Doctor, UFO. Don Curse's rock. concert. He's got that flying V, the long blonde hair. Jesus Christ. And he's just kicked in. And nobody's got a shirt on. I've never seen nothing like this in my life. Nobody's got a fucking shirt on. The bass player is on the floor,

playing on his back. Pete Way. I'm dying. Phil Mogg was the singer, correct? That was the singer for UFO. Where did Phil Mogg go after that? MSG? No, MSG was Shank or Sowa band. Right, right, but who was the first singer? Grand Bonnet.

No, but who was the first singer on and on? No, in fact, Victor Mollong. Volusian album is his first solo album. And then it was a second one with On and On, 81. What's the name of the show? Don Kersen's rock concert. UFO, Don Kersner's rock concert. Don Kerserzner's rock concert. Don't Kersk was a late night show

when I was growing up, or Dean, that was either on Friday or Saturday. I think Friday night was Don't Saturday night special, and Saturday was Saturday Night Special or something like that. I can't remember which night it was on, but I never missed it. You never missed it. You never missed it.

Guys, I don't care. How many. drug you did, who you were finger-banging behind the fucking school. Matter of fact, they've got a box set you can buy. Yes, yes, yes. Well, Rock or Obisi. Richard Price manager who shot all those specials on, years later,

he was, one of his jobs was the midnight special. So either Friday or Saturday night. Don Kirchner was on after Saturday Night Live. And no lip-sinking. And I remember that coming home and seeing them do Black Sabbath did something from Never Say Die.

Oh, man. No, in fact, they did never say die. What the fuck, am I retarded? I love that song. Oh, my God. They did never say die. And I thought I was going to jump out the window. You know whose house I was at?

Lysayat, the kid that got stabbed. A chance dragging in that we saw on the way out. Richie Seidel. That's his terrible. That's whose fucking house I was at. Denise Mick was babysitting and shit. We used to all go over there. We used to all get tuned up.

I'll go over there in the 8th grade, whatever, and fucking watch this shit. It was tremendous. It's fucking so crazy, great, man. They had everybody. They're like, you know, fog hat, Skinner. Listen, everybody. Yeah, everybody. Except Led Zeppelin.

ACDC played it. Did they really? Yeah, ACDC. And also, yeah, look at it. And you know who else played it? A Kiss did it. Zeppelin never did it because Zeppelin, Peter Grant was genius. He said, they'll play no TV.

No, there's a video. Is that the video? Oh, yeah. Watched it. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Oh. Shanker, look at him.

This is too much, guys. Look at these savages. This is pure fucking savagery, people. Honest to God. These guys are playing their fucking hearts out. You'll never see this. Yeah, you do. You still see this at some place.

Here you go. Are you fucking kidding me? Look at the crowd sitting down. Speed it up a little, Lee. Just a minute. A minute. You guys got to watch. Shit, this is when they start to go.

He starts going right there. Good, good. You know what? It's not Dr. Doctor, it's the other one we said. Lights out. No. Oh, fuck. It's rock bottom.

Rock bottom. Put rock bottom. Don Kirsness. I'm sorry. It's rock bottoms. Look at his six pack he has. Like natural six pack. You know, he was playing up at the Canyon Club.

Oh, yeah. And something happened. He got into an argument with Lance or something like that. Something fucking happened. Yeah. He's an outlaw. Is he really? Yeah, yeah.

He's a game. I love him. How great is he, man. I love that first shanker. So, you know, on and on and on. Victim of illusion. Yeah. That was, I was listening to On and On and On. Last night. That's one of my fucking favorites, too. Oh, I love it. Here we go. No, this ain't rock bottles. Rock bottoms, brother. Suppressing UFO. That's what I did, yeah. Super rocking. Man. Let's see here. No, you put rock. Oh, I see. Rock bottle. Yeah. Yeah. Here we go. Yeah There you go Watch This is fucking crazyness It's pure rock

By this time The shirts are off This is what I was saying Listen to the riff Yeah shirts off He is not Fucking around Guys

Do you think the drummer Had lights Did you see his head To That motherfucker That motherfucker had lights Jack Yeah

It looks so Beasful Oh shit Yeah I love the clothes. It's just whatever they grab from chicks. Jesus fucking Christ.

Look at the moves. See, we should have done the acid, Lee. Yeah. You want to do it? No. Sunday night, special edition. Church with Ari Shafia to answer deep.

Fast forward that lead. There's a part here you've got to watch. It's an education. How far? A minute. Solo. Right. There we go. Are you fucking kidding me, ladies and gentlemen? Unbelievable.

You are watching history. Fuck Abe Lincoln and the fuck is getting shot in the head. This is history. Look at these two fucking savages. This German fucking Nazi fuck who I love. That's the only German I like this thing. Don't worry about nothing. Here we go.

Yeah. It's an education, ladies and gentlemen. Flying V. Are you fucking kidding me? Look at this fucking guy on the floor Stop it Stop it No don't stop it

I'm not talking about it You stop that or touch that I'll fucking bite your little jufeinger off the leg Listen to the groove They're breathing on each other They don't give a fuck Now Phil Mogg takes the shirt off It's overlays

Animals Lee we're going deep fucking Why do a music thing And do whatever if they look at this shit This is my life people I do a hit of ass and put earphones on and listen to this for three, four hours a night and cry and laugh and giggle.

I'd go through a thousand fucking emotions. Just killing it. If not, I'd strangle myself. This is it. This saved my life as a kid. Yeah. I see that. Jesus fucking Christ.

Wow. What a drummer. Here comes the riff. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Too much. shut this off. I'm going to have a fucking anxiety attack. We're only 20 minutes in. If you really want to do it, we can do it. No, Lee, do me a favor.

Put on a Black Sabbath killing yourself to live, Don Kirsner's Rock Castle. Oh, man. I'm going to give you a fucking educationally. I'm going to show you these fucking savages. Don Kersner just kills, man. I wonder where he is. Yeah, you think he's still alive?

I don't know. His name is Kersner. That's the battle of the last Jews right there. He's the real fucking deal. Dude, I mean. There you go. There you go. Look at this, man.

75. Let's see. So how old are you guys? Seventy-12. Look at this shit. But watch the people this. Yeah. Ozzy's crazy on this.

Look at, I owe me. I owe me. Just fucking smoking. Yeah. There's the music league. You want to pass forward? No, he's playing. I hear it.

Now, watch the guys that made their own shirts. That was me. Oh, yeah. That was me. I was one of those assholes. I would make my own shirts. Suicide solution and shit. But you've got to see.

I owe me, ladies and gentlemen. Look at his mustache. Like mine. Mustache rock. Mustache rock. See, when once his name was up there, they didn't let these people go crazy. Look at these savages.

Yeah. Look, now wait till you see. There's these three little white dudes with shirts on. When they do that. one crossover. That was me losing my mind. If I would have had a razor blade, I would have ended my life at this thing before.

First time I saw it. Bill Warren killing it. All of these motherfuckers are killing it. This is 1975. This is their peak. This is Zabbit. Out. 11.5 fucking months out of 12.

Yeah. Here we go. This motherfucker is about to take this to the next level. But Lee, I want you to watch these fucking kids with shit. Just smiling. I love it. This is beautiful. This is fucking, again, this is history, ladies and gentlemen.

I hate the fucking drop it on, you motherfuckers. And this is what we used to get to watch. Coming home on a Friday night. You went home by midnight because you knew Sabbath was going to be on. Look at these guys. Look at these guys. Look at them. He's going to have a nervous breakdown.

Now, no. Wait until he goes to the day. To the fucking baseline. Wait a thing. Look at him. Look at him. Lee. You just missed them.

Look at him right here. Look at him right here. Lee. Look at them. Yeah. What's the same? Why are you... I was trying to pause it on me.

This is too much, ladies and gentlemen. This is fucking too much. Look at that stage. Look at them. Look at these fucking kids. Look at that was me. Jumping up and down like a momo. Brian.

Drew and all of myself. Yeah. Look at them. Look at them. They're still going. That was me. That was me and Timmy Holloway and fucking got some basketball. Parents dropped them off.

Parents dropped them off. We'll pick you up after the show. They went front row. I always went front row. Oh, my God. Me too. I always went down there. It wasn't his parents.

It was some guy named Satan. Oh, well. This is crazy. I shut that off. That's it. These people are going to fucking get pissed off. Oh, man. Listen, I was telling my wife, I'd go, she goes,

you really like Dean Del Rey. I go, I tell you what I like about Dean Del Rey. Dean Del Rey talks about music the way I used to talk about music. I can't anymore. I don't have the time. Yeah. People have no idea to me a music fan. You got to have time.

When I was a criminal, I had time. Yeah. I'm hiding half the time. People are looking for me. That's what you do. You smoke a joint, you get paranoid, and you listen to this shit. for hours over and over and you'd read Cream Magazine

and you read the inside covers. We had no internet, we had no WikiFuckin-Pedia. If you wanted to find that about the drummer, you had to go through hell. You had to go through fucking hell. Hell, you know? You had to buy those magazines. And you still have that love because the music, I mean, I see what you're

tweeting, I see what you're talking about. All fucking damn, like this motherfucker I don't shut the fuck up. But he's over there playing records on natural. He's not smoking dope. He doesn't need an edible. He's just over there enjoying the Supremes Or, you know, the other day you had the Ramones on or something Yeah, yeah

Mark Maron, same thing I'm a music dude, to be a music dude People are not, either you're in or you're not Yeah And I don't get mad at people because I understand the work Yep It takes, and Lee likes the jumping guys Yeah, but even then, it's not that I don't like music

But it's just whenever I'm in the car, I turn it on, I like, I never know what the band is. When you grew up at home, your parents weren't playing music My mom played piano, but, like, albums, not really. My dad, everyone's no one. Not really. It was a... Nobody played music in a fucking house.

You know what it was for me is I was the only child. So, you know, my mom would work all day. And my friends, they had to go home and do, like, fucking homework. You know, their parents were home, like the mom. You know, like, you get home right after school. And I'd go home and there'd be no one there. I'd just been on, like, Kiss, Dynasty. And I remember our living room

We had these mirrors on the wall To make the place look bigger You know And I'll just put it on And just fucking air guitar You know every All day All day ACDC

If you want blood I put that on just crank The dog would be looking at me Like this guy's fucking whack Can you imagine if somebody would Put cameras and tape us in those days Oh man I used to confession time

My eighth grade year I used to come home And I graduated from my bedroom like i couldn't listen to music in my bed yeah i needed the full effect and my mom had one of those old school motherfucking TVs in the middle in the living room where it was a box the tv was in the middle yeah and on the side one side was the stereo you checked it out yeah the big wood things the big wood things and on the

other side was the record player yeah and the two albums that i would air guitar too you ready yeah the eagles hotel california of course life in the fast line every afternoon right after school before i worked out and the other one was Weekend Warriors. Oh, great one, man. Nuge. Need your bed and all that shit. You know, Led Zeppelin, too.

I still remember one night snorting, THC. Crystal. Like, going fucking deep on T.H.C. Crystal. And for some reason, we went to my house. Me, Dominique Specialio, Anthony Sabatino, Michael Special. And we put on Led Zeppelin, too. Just put it on. Yeah. We were killing it out.

And next thing you know, somebody said, who's got the guitar? Who's got the bass? Who's singing? And in that fucking bedroom, four idiots rolled around and just did the whole Zeppelin two side one. Just airing it. Just air guitar in it. You think back of that. That's when you love, and that's what I wish I still had.

I wish I had the time to look at my wife and go, listen, I got to eat dinner quick because I'm going with Dean to see a fucking to see sound garden. I can't do that. I can't do that. You know, it's not that she'd be pissed, but it'd be a two-time. Look at last week what happened in LA. I did not know ACDC was at the Hollywood Bowl I would have made a fucking call

and God just did him Yeah and then the next night It was fucking Van Halen And there was Scorpion Saturday at the forum It was a fucking week of massive rock Massive rock You know I'll tell you what

ACDC crushed I heard they were fucking super They fucking crushed I've seen them You know probably 30 times And in the late 90s Early 2000 Brian's voice was

gone. You know, he's kind of like Donald Ducky, he'd be like, you being done destroy, you know, and I was like, ah, it's gone. But now, this guy fucking came out and just killed it, you know? They did shoot the thrill second song, and he was

just murdering it, you know? And I was like, this is today's his birthday. 60 years old. How old is it? I think he's like, look that up, Lee. It's like fucking 63 or something? I don't know. Brian Johnson did it. But he He's killing.

And then I think one of the hardest songs to ever sing is have a drink on me. Because it's so high, it's like, have a dream! You know, he's just killing it, man. I was like, wow. He's 68. He's 68. And he looks fucking dynamite. His body was all in shit.

You know, they were all shit in testosterone. Oh, yeah? That's how they stay. Yeah. You know, hey, listen, they gotta do three shows a week. Yeah. Let me tell you, Sky, something. I weigh 298 pounds.

Right. I get on stage. I do five shows. 45 to 50 minutes apiece. Yep. I got to tell you some guys, my legs go out. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You know, when you're up there, you're using your muscles. You're up there. You know, you're moving. It's going through your body. You're electric. Yeah. I read something where the older guys are just doing three shows a week or two shows a week. Stones, two a week.

Yeah, very light because you need to recover. Never mind drinking and drugs and doing a few bumps. Just from going out there. and really putting your life on the line, like really putting your fucking material on the line. I was telling Dean, Dean, that last week in Toledo, it was murder for me. Yeah. That squad was in the house, great support, a lot of people.

I just could not grab them. Wow. I lost them the first night from the beginning and never recovered. Is that the first time in a while that's happened? New York, I had great sets. Vegas, eh. Two great. South Point, Vegas?

Yeah. That's a tough room, right? because it's too high. The ceiling, the stage is up high. They're like way out there. I don't know. Something feels disconnected there to me. It's a big room.

Yeah, I can't get it popping. It's a big room. You do the back room. I did the big one. Okay. I've done it a couple times. And it just kind of like, you know, I don't know if they're, you can see their face is moving, but you don't really hear the laughs. It's a big room.

It's a big room. It's a big room. Yeah, it's a music room. It's a great music room. You know what I did? I sang with the band after. They had a cover, 80s cover band. I was up there doing high.

where to hell. Eddie Trunk came in. He came up. He's like, dude, you sound just like fucking Bond Scott. I can't believe it.

It was great. He walked in right when I was doing it. You know, I'm on the highway to hell. He was losing his mind. It was great.

No, you really love music and sometimes I'm embarrassed around you because that was my, you know, listen, I'm so Cuban.

Yeah. I don't, I don't ever. My mom had a picture of me. As a young kid, her out at 3 in the morning, she didn't believe in babies. This is my mom. Yeah, no. She's out of bar having her last cocktail.

Dude, we got the same mom. And I'm on stage. I'm on the BMX bike. Yeah, with a missing shoe and a Maraca with the band. And they're looking at me. And I remember my mom had a frame. I wish I had the picture today. I'm maybe three and a half.

Maybe, you know, wild little suit on. Yeah. My mom would dress me up. She'd take me to the bar and shit. Just amazing. I always love music. And like I said last time, I went through phases. I was for fucking three or four days last week,

I couldn't stop listening to Spanish music. Oh, yeah. But I was listening to the Fonni All-Stars. One of my favorite fucking songs of all time is El Rattone. I love Carlo Santana's guitar on there. He's never done anything again. I mean, I think he was Amalo with his brother or some other cats. But, oh, my God.

I just, I love to get it. devoured into music like I said when I answer those emails I put an album on yeah last night it was uh MSG yeah the second album 81 so good attack of the wild man man attack of the mad axe man and fucking on and on and that that whole side is great you know I'll switch for the nack cry for the nation that's the first out that's the first one right I'll you know I'll switch it up and put Pat Benatar on I'll switch it up and put the temptations on I'll switch it up and put Tony Bennett on. The other one says to some old Tony Bennett from

might fit. Jesus Christ, he's fucking great. God. Just his voice. So, like, what? When you guys are listening to music, what are you, what emotions? Because I don't know. I just never, and I was thinking about my mom played like 80s, like oldies. Not 80s, oldies. But other than that, like, I don't

really, if I'm listening to an album, I'll just turn it off. Like, I'm the kind of person who, after 30 seconds, I have to hit the next song. I get, I get bored with it. You're an ADD. with music I guess I'll tell you what I've always been jealous of people so I just don't even know

what you guys go through without music I would be dead 100% because it was just like I think it grabbed me and put me into that's what I want to do I want to play rock music

you know because we were poor I had no skills but I realized well I could play in a rock band you know what I mean and I loved it so much much that it just felt like nothing, but, you know, like these guys work in construction and mow lawns and everything. I got to play rock. You know, I got to get out. And even if you don't get

out, you just fall in love with it, which is crazy, because I don't know how you could fall in love with it now, you know, like going to play and just waiting for people to steal your music and shit. You're right. You're like, oh, right, let's work and have somebody to steal it. It's crazy to me. But I don't know. I think it was because it was such a simple time. There was no internet. There was five TV stations or three, you know, and that's what you did. You played, you got home, you put on a record. There was nothing on TV. It was like soaps. You know, you're not watching those. I come home now, and because of the computer, I've re-fallen in love with a lot of this stuff I forgot even existed. There's stuff on there that I forgot even existed.

And since I cover so many things, I cover, today I was in my wife's car. And it's easier in her car to fuck around with Studio 54 on Series. Oh, yeah. Because I got the Hair Nations, the other one, the lithium, bone yarn. I got all of them, but I like Studio 54. And I heard a song today on Studio 54. Guys, I had to pull over and sing the fucking jam. They didn't.

Yes, I did. Well, song. I'm afraid to them all love it. It's a going to complain that I love them all love it. It's afraid to complain. What do they play on their disco? Disco from the 80s and 70s. Some of it is horrifically bad.

It's horrifically bad. I love disco when I was growing up. I love from 80 to 83. There was some fucking badass funky disco. I don't even know if that was categorized as disco. Keep in touch body to body. There was just so many little jams, you know, that you, they were part of your fucking childhood.

Remember Donna Summer last dance? Yeah, I went to see Donna Summer a couple years ago when I was in Connecticut opening up a Rogan. How was she? She kills, right? Kills, kills. Then she died. She died a few years. When in 1980, I used to hang out of the place that the mother used to listen to Donna Summer's greatest hits volume one and two.

Great record. Every time I went over there, she had that honor. She always had the Barbara Streisand jam, which Barbara Streisand fucking destroys on that jam. You know, again, Joey, what the fuck are you talking about, Bobbis Drayson? Killer. Bobbis Trisand early on, that Superman album. Yep. And Star is born.

Star is born. I'm telling you, you sit there and go, what the fuck? You know what came on, the idea of best of bread? Oh. Dreams were. All these jams were part of my childhood that I used to sit there and go, who the fuck wrote this? Yeah.

Who the fuck wrote this? Yep. A lot of those movies, too, really hit me. Saturday Night Fever, Star is Born, the Fridays, thank God it's Friday, the Donna Summer Disco movie, Car Wash with Rose Royce, and Greece. All those have these soundtracks that just fucking knock you out, man. Oh, matter of fact, a fan sent me the soundtrack to FM last week, and I think it's the best record I own right now.

FM is not Henley, no traffic at all. Look up the set list on the FM soundtrack. It is all you need. If you could only have... That was a movie, right? It was a movie. It was a movie. It was about the station and the whole FM movement.

And check out... Okay, read the songs. Here, look at the songs. Okay. It's FM by Steely Dan. Unbelievable. You know that one? FM.

No static at all. Whip! Way-da-down! Okay. Okay. Moves from there to Night moves with Bob Seeger. Night moves. Fly like an eagle, Steve Miller.

band. Are you kidding me? Cold His Eyes by foreigner. Come on. Livingston Saturday Night by Jimmy Buffett. There you go. Bad Man by Randy Meisner? Mezner. Yep. Life in the Fast Land by the Eagles.

Look at this. Breakdown by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Look at this. Just the way you are by Billy Joel. Look at this. Lido Shuffle by Boss Gangs. Come on. Lido.

Whoa, whoa. More than a Feeling by Boston. Come on. What else? tumbling dice by Linda Wonstat. Yes, she covers it. Poor, poor, pitiful me by Linda Wonstat.

Do it again by Steely Dan. There's a place in the world for a gambler by Dan Fogelberg. It keeps you running by the Dubey Brothers. Your smiling face by James Taylor. Life's been good by Joe Walsh. We will rock you by Queen. Come on. Damn.

And then FM reprised by Steeley. Are you fucking kidding. FM who? Reprise. Yeah, yeah. It's the back. Who sang it? Steely Dan.

It's the only record you would really need if you were like, I want a 70's greatest hits. Is that a good place to start? I'm totally, I'll get that record. Okay. I can't even tell you every one of those songs are the epitome of 70s rock. I don't mean to interrupt anybody. I just got a thought that I want to run by Lee. Lee, how about we do the ass and go see the Exorcist at the New Beverly, Midnight Show, Saturday night?

See if it's... That was this Saturday. Wasn't this Saturday? I saw that. Thank God. But somebody said that they... They run it four weeks in a row. Oh, maybe they do.

Let's see what the new Beverly is playing. You know what I was just thinking about, though, that was kind of interesting. When I was growing up, like the music that I listened to, you can't, I could never really understand what they were saying. So any music I like now, I like hard rock a little bit just because I like guitars and drums, like that's all I could hear. Like, it sounds like this stuff. You can actually hear the lyrics ever. I couldn't understand anything anyone said in most of the songs. I'll tell you, with the FM soundtrack.

It's the record of, it's like the jewel in my house right now. I never owned it. You know? So I put it on. I don't even look at the set. I just saw the eagle. It said like on the front it says like Eagles, Linda Ronset, top head. I remember.

I still remember the album cover. Yeah, the album cover. The FM is in silver aluminum. They could never do that now. It costs too much. The cover is all like silver aluminum. I put it on and I'm cruising around the house. I'm like, how many fucking hits are on this record?

You couldn't even make that record now because the record comes to it I'll be like, oh, absolutely not. You know, because they're all battling for money. I mean, that thing's all fucking hits. The whole thing. The whole thing. Ooh, there's actually a funny one on Friday and Saturday. It looks like.

What is it? Haunted honeymoon and nothing but trouble? No. No. What else? That's it. The Exorcist is the greatest scary movie of all time. It also was up for some Academy Awards,

like probably one of the only horror films ever up for Academy Awards. and that girl, Linda Blair, who plays Reagan, murders the movie. She crushes it. She never recovered. I know, right? She never recovered as a human being. Yeah, that's weird, right? Where she went in that movie at that age,

12 years old or whatever to stick across in your pussy? Yeah, pissing out of the carpet? Yeah, that takes you somewhere completely different as a child. I don't know how old she was. I can't imagine. I'm thinking about that because I remember years later, she was just crazy. Yeah, she was just fucking crazy.

I remember she did an after-school special called Sarah T, a teenage alcoholic. I never forgot it. And it was about a teenager that was an alcoholic. And she would call like delivery liquor services and be like, hi, this is Karen, bring booze by. And then she'd turn the shower on and the guy would be like, the booze. And oh, mom's in the shower. Here's the money.

And I was like, that's a great scam. Right? That wouldn't even work anymore. No. No, that's a fucking scam that they took out. That was a great. It is a good one man. That was, we had that.

We had that. We didn't make the guy go on to the rocks on tunnel the avenue. What are you going to do? Yeah. Because they had factories down there. Yeah. So the first time you get the address, you look at this going, wow, there was no G-MAPs. So there was no, you didn't know what the fuck it was.

So he had to go down this road. The guy's probably thinking, all of a bunch of kids come on and like, hey, we'd give him an extra 20. Yeah. After that, the guy delivered all the time. Then the guy would sell his blow. Yeah. Awesome.

all this blow. That's the wise. He stole my friend on fucking Facebook. Him was brother. And you're right. It's every Saturday they're playing. Are they? Yeah, midnight.

Hey, let's go see that. Every Saturday. Church trip. Yeah. With Samasset, Leon Diaz. Oh. I'm in. Done.

And then we'll do the trips two nights in a row. We'll do one and a half each on Saturday. Right? And that'll take this. That's three. We got the new name for weeks. I'm not going to make it to Sunday. Yeah, you are.

I don't like horror movies. It's not a horror movie. It's a psychological thrill. It's scary as fuck. No, it's not. It's a psychological thrill. That's what it is. It fucks with your mind.

She uses a fucking cross as a dildo. What did you see it last? When Paul and I first started dating, actually. When I was a kid, I thought it was, like, that was the only thing I really thought could be real. You know, like, ghosts and all that didn't scare me. But that scared me. You know, I'd be like, oh, man, I think I could get possessed if I stole the neighbor kid's bike. devil would get in me you know what i mean like i was always paranoid i'll tell you guys something

what happened yesterday i'm telling the story tomorrow night on arreasing this lady that uh i used to go to her house as a child and she became my godmother of sorts when you're cuban and she was like an afro-cuban yeah her family came from africa they got smuggled they were slaves and and she was very interesting and she taught me about religion about santa ria and i really loved it you And she used to always tell me as a kid, you know, come here. I don't get what the fuck you do, but don't make me go on that corner and see you on the corner. I don't want you on the corner. You like the sponge.

You pick up all these fucking bad energies. Fucking yesterday when I got on the plane. I don't know. Just a flight. I don't know. What the fuck happened last night? But I get home. I'm not in a festive mood.

I don't know. Was I okay with you? Yeah, with me? I was cool with Lee. Yeah, the morning we were cool. Yeah, when I got in, I took a nap. And when I woke up from that nap, something just wasn't right.

You know, just the whole night. My wife went to bed. I watched the... I tried to watch this documentary. He was fucking boring as fuck. So I ended up watching episode 5 of Narcos. Jesus Christ. Oh, that shows up right.

Because I'm trying to watch it again, because I know I miss shit and I didn't miss a thousand things. Yeah. You know, people talk about AD, this reefer don't help much I don't fucking know I fucking miss chunks of shit I'm half retarding shit

while you're watching I'm telling you it's a horror that's why I don't go to the movie people get maddened because I start daydreaming if a movie doesn't get me all I start daydreaming

and I gotta do this show what am I gotta write and next time I'm back in the movie and you know what I don't want to rewind it whatever I don't even know what the fuck I miss I watch it on bike it in oh my God I watched it last night and I was falling asleep in the chair

So it's 12 o'clock, right? It's time to tap out anyway. I'm up. I go to bed 45 minutes. I'm not tossing, just laying on a shoulder. My mind's running. I'm thinking about the podcast being dumb. I'm thinking about stupid shit.

I go to bed, 4 o'clock in the morning. I'm the dot, guys. I open my eyes. I get up, I make the pot of coffee. I bring a notebook out. I go out and I smoke some fucking reefer. I don't make a peep. I do this like a fucking thief.

I'm sitting there, and I see the cats coming out, which is fine. It's falling in the fucking morning. One I pet the other, but then they start looking at the door and fear, which means the baby's coming out. When they're in fear like that, and they start looking at the door,

the baby was up. Yeah, they could sense it. Right, and then I found, I didn't, I didn't hear her, but I went to the bathroom, and when I went inside, the monitor was on, and I heard her in the monitor, and my wife turned around here. She's been up for an hour.

The whole fucking house was a house. wing. Wow. At 4 a.m. There was just this energy that woke everybody up. And even when I went back, I was teasing my wife. Yeah. She goes, that's weird. You're both up. I go, he woke his boat up.

Like, whatever spirit, I just called him a heat. Whatever the fuck it was in the house. This morning I got up, I lit a candle. I threw some fucking hot water around the house. I threw some pennies in the front lawn. I put a shot of fucking Yeager for the man of steel. Really? Fuck yeah. Man, it's Monday.

Huh? What does that do? I'm telling you. I cleansed the house on Mondays. I get all bad spirits out of it. Salt over the shoulder. Fuck yeah. I get some fucking water. I put it out for the spirits. So if I remember a little late, I can just go around your yard and find a bunch of pennies? Oh, fuck yeah. The baby finds him. She calls him tickets. Tickets. What do you give her for tickets?

She just calls them tickets and she saves them. She has a teeth. Piggy back on another piggyback. She puts the quarters in the heavy-duty piggyback. And she puts the pennies in the teeth. Whatever the fuck is you can fit more a minute. every Monday a Cuban cleans the fucking house You gotta clean your front porch Gotta get the Satan out of the fucking house Light a candle for that spirit To give them some lights

To get them out of your fucking life You gotta light the candles of Rock Lee Light the candles Oh man Light the candles Light the candles of rock And I've never Listen and I've said this before

Yeah publicly that when i was young like when i went when dean d'n ray said hey joey you want to come over to the house and smoke a joint you know what i'm saying this is how bad that was like if i went to your house after five minutes of sitting there most rockers would have their album collection out yeah right or totally yeah and me i would look to their album collection if i don't like my three albums i wouldn't hang with this dude no more we got nothing to talk about yeah yeah yeah you listen to this shit you know yeah yeah i don't even know what shit was in those days but i don't get like this I have a bunch of friends I have a friend that after seven years of party and

with her one day I realized that when we're over there she would never put music on wow and when she did it was just total garbage like it was just she had no taste of music and I asked her once what do you have any favorite man she goes I didn't grow up like that yeah how did your house grow up in fucking silence yeah do you do you have music playing around the house in my room yeah really yeah I've never understood that. Like, whenever I go to someone's house or, like, you'll see whenever, like, someone's video chatting or something, to have music playing. I'm like, I'm always doing something.

I'm lying to you guys. I have it in my speakers in my room off the computer. But I got that thing from a company as a Christmas present. The stand? Nah, that little circle, and you plug it into your computer like a speaker. Oh, yeah. So I used to take it to the park, plug it into my iPod and swing kettle bells. You got a little radio.

You know, I have a little speaker. When I go on the road now, I put that speaker with me. Listen, it doesn't suit my levels of hearing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's really weird when I get involved. Again, because we were talking about doing a podcast, and so I started listening to just whole albums again. Yeah.

You know how I got into again since I started to listen to albums? How's that? Somebody that all my life, I don't know how I felt about him. I just get hot and cold on him, but when he sucks me in, Doug, he takes me for a fucking psychological ride. Bruce? Neil Young. Oh, Neil Young.

Oh, I'm on it right now. Neil Young has always been like that dirty fuck Neil Young. Like when I was a kid, he came out with, hey, hey, my, my. Oh, yeah. So I got into what else he was doing, and it was Ohio and that stuff with Crosby Steel's Nashville. It's just brilliant. That's brilliant music. I don't even play it because it doesn't bring that side of an animal in me, except Ohio, maybe two or three.

Like, people email me from time to think, oh, hey, man, you don't play this. Because it's not suitable for a fucking Monday morning. Yeah. You know, I like this too, but I want to get fucking wired in the morning. I don't want, there's a time at night. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'll put on fucking 10th Avenue Freezer. Yeah.

You know, at night. But 10th Avenue Freezer, yeah, it does get me wide. Some Bruce does get me wide. I'm not a big Bruce fan, but I give credit what credit to do. Born to Run. And he's got a couple of them, the river. He's got a couple fucking albums that you really put together and go, you know what? As much as I don't like this, dude, I never saw him live.

Oh, man. I just didn't think I could take the abuse. I'm from Jersey. Wow. It just bothers me. That would just be a sucker for that stuff. Well, that's kind of like me growing up on the Grateful Dead. I'm from the San Fran. I didn't like the Dead.

I was like, fuck that hippie shit. Now I'm obsessed with it. I'm obsessed with it. I went and saw them like a few months ago, and it was like some kind of spiritual fucking thing hit me. I rented a car. I was doing Laugh Factory Vegas. It was on last show I rented a car.

I jumped, rode through the desert all the way to San Jose, hit Levi Stadium, walked in, had the Primos private box. They came on playing trucking, hell in a bucket. You know, I was like, this is the shit. That really is the shit. That gets me fired up sometimes. I never knew about them until I moved to Boulder.

Yeah, right? And then different people turn me on to different things. Fire on the mountain. That stuff just fucks my world. I used to get fucking coked up and listen to that. I'm obsessed with it now. And they got all these different eras, you know, and I'm talking to Marin about it.

It's like, you're like a goddamn deadhead. Again, the dead is something that you have to sit there with an ounce of blow and you got two months to kill. Because that's how deep their library is. And then if you start listening to different shows, you know what? Nebraska, 82, this one, in 79, you see all the different, I mean, it's just brilliant shit that, like I said, I wish I had the time to sit there for a week and catch up on everything. Yeah.

You know, I used to be an aerosmith catcher up on. Oh, yeah. You know, I would have to catch up on Aerosmith, the old stuff, every 90 days. You know, Zeppelin, I got to catch up on that shit every 90 days. Yeah. There's so many things that I like to catch up on, but there's just not enough time. I love when I drive to gigs at night and I've got serious on and something comes on that makes me tear up and get emotional. Bring me back to a time, you know, just where.

That happens to me, man. You know? It knocks you out, right? The Pretenders in 84 put out of an album, learning to crawl. Yeah. They've got a couple of jams. She's got a couple of jams. That's always the pretenders, too.

Yeah. She's the, she's the, she's, that chick is great. Great. That's, some of her music has always made me fucking tear up. Remember that song, nice boys get spanked? Fuck, yeah. God, damn. She was good.

Middle of the road, trying to find you here. She's killer, man. Oh. Back on the chain gang. I like all that shit. But the first two albums, she is something that you sit there and go, and I saw them.

I saw them in Jersey when I was really young. I wasn't a fan when I went just to catch him with some people. And I left there going, first of all, that bitch is a fucking animal. The drummer, before he died, because something happened, somebody died there. Yeah, that was like her man or something. I think he OD'd on heroin.

And then I saw him again in 84, and she broke her leg. in Long Island or something, but she didn't cancel the show on Monday night. She came out with crutches, she threw them into the audience. She was just great, Chrissy Hyde. She's incredible.

She's so hot, too. Did you see the show of the 70s with CNN? With what? CNN, the show about the 70s. Oh, you know what? You called me right away, and I can't fucking find this thing. Well, now... Is it on YouTube finally?

They played a piece of the heart. Oh. I wish... Crazy on you, the beginning. Oh, dear. But it came out as a Bolero song. Then the blonde came out, and she just, and she's young.

Lansing. I mean, milkshake was young. Milkshake was skinny. Yeah. Milkshake still had hope. She was like Beyonce at that time. That's how old this tape was, Ann. That's how old this tape was.

It's just, there's been so much great music. And sometimes, hey, listen, I like Rian. Yeah. This Rian chick that we listen to, I love her. I love a lot of new shit. Yep. What's the thing that keeps me, you like more new shit. You're on it more.

I'm not. I'm still antique. I was telling my wife, I wouldn't know. What's the chick? The blonde that everybody talks about. Miley Cyrus? No, I love her. What's the other one?

Oh. The one that people go down there and get on stage with her fucking. No. Oh, no, Taylor Swift. Yeah. I wouldn't know one of her songs. I don't know nothing. How embarrassing am I?

Yeah, well, I don't know her songs, but she's beautiful. Really? Yeah, now, girl, she is beautiful. I know she does a lot of guys and sing songs about him and shit or something. Yeah, yeah. Something creepy. Maybe she wants to date a comedian, man, from the comedy store. Dale Ray and then write a whole record.

I did see. I did see Miley Cyrus. Yeah, over the weekend. Covering something on YouTube, covering somebody who was in the audience. Oh, yeah? She put Saturday Night Live over the weekend. She just put a record out with the flaming lips. Miley Cyrus and the Dead Pets.

flaming lips who was considered one of the most prestigious alternative bands they decided to do a record with her and they did Saturday Night Live and it was pretty fucking good over the weekend what the fuck did she cover last week

that was brilliant in front of the guy oh 50 ways to leave your lover did you see it? No hit it Lee. 50 ways to leave your lover Miley Cyrus wait till you see this fucking savage though wait till you see this

fucking savage. I love that. She's crazy. She's fucked up. She got problems. But let me tell you something. That chick is just getting started. I'm telling you, a lot of people hate me when I talk about Miley Cyrus. I'm not a fan. It's not like I go see his shows. Do you want to watch it live or just here? Right here.

Everything. No, I'm saying, but there's two versions. Live. Live. No, no, no. She stole the fucking show. Dog. She's just a little fucking savage. Have you heard Ryan Adams? He did the Taylor Swift record. Recorded the whole thing. 1989. It came out last week. It's incredible. He did her whole record. He recorded it. La-la-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.

You got to check it out. Cuts like a knife, Brian Adam? No, no, Ryan Adams. Ryan Adams. So I didn't know who the fuck-in- Yeah, you gotta take it. Oh, here she is. Here we go.

Okay. I love this song. Who's that Mumford and Sons? She looks great. Look at her. Come on now. Killer. I'd like to help you.

Awesome. He said it's real of risk of being crude. Fifty ways. Oh, that's the Saturday Night 9th, 40 again. Listen, man, for her to be that age, and to even know this fucking song exist. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, and then to have the balls to sing it in front of Paul Simon, she said shit. She's a savage, this little fuck, you know. People that aid don't know that. Yeah. You know, like if she did something, that album up in the hills in Tennessee with the people on YouTube,

and she's singing all that Southern shit, brilliant. Brilliant, you know. There's some people, Kid Rock, for example. Kid Rock, put that motherfucker on Jeopardy. Put that motherfucker on Jeopardy. I'd day and cover music. Prince, put him on Jeopardy. I'd day.

He'll shut the lights off Jeopardy. Alex Ray Beck is out of a fucking job because they'll never, they know everything that's ever been made. That's their specialty. You know, when the Beatles went to India, that's when they game changed. That's the word on the street, if you know, the Beatles, whatever. I'm not a big beetle. I love them. I love them. I try to learn everything about them, but I remember that was the word. They went to India, smoked some dope, and after that, it was all all about the show.

They came back like Lee. They showed up like Lee in 66 with the haircuts. They went to India, met a Hindu, played a fucking guitar, and next thing you know. Sittar. Sittar took him down the highway. It was all over. It was all fucking over. You just evolved. What's the story with your boy there? You're going to put him on today or what? Oh, shit. I forgot about that. Yeah, you're slipping. What do you got?

So I'll put on Tony Bennett for a second Oh yeah Lee's new name is deadly Yeah Deadly Getting deadly here I almost messed up I almost miss out

I want to be around To pick up the pieces No because when I change cameras Yeah I have to hit a number If I do that on the YouTube page it goes crazy Uh Uh huh

Some Somebody Twice Tony Bennett was on the on the Amy Winehouse documentary Oh yeah, didn't they tour together? They did a record together.

Oh, he didn't know he tore with Lady Gaga. And they had footage of it. It was incredible. She was like super nervous And he was like, you're killing it. Just relax. You crush. And she was just, like, it was awesome.

What a movie. Have you seen it? I haven't seen it. You got to see this, man. And Amy Winehouse documented. Just, called Amy. So good, man. Is it really depressing? Well, it's, it's, of course you know how it ends, right. But you get to see somebody writing songs. It's not like somebody else going,

here's the songs, you do this and that, and you'll be a star. It was her. It was like her from the ground up, you know, you see her writing these songs, getting a record deal, out doing shitty little shows and a car on a tour, you know. and that's all great but that's why like I haven't seen the Chris Farley one either yeah it's one of with those sort of documentaries like it's not I have to be in the mood to watch them yeah because if you watch it late at night and then like you see how great all these people are and then by the end of it you're watching them kill themselves it's like oh god it's like Amy Whitehouse though doc he said the documentary was really great it's fantastic

I went to see it yeah yeah it's great right it's great right it's just hard with those sometimes to you know you have to be in the mood because you watch people like their downfall and it's not like it's like an uplifting movie listen man it's part of the fucking art it's part you learn from that you learn what not not to do because this guy fucking did it you know you look at allison change you put on dirt and you go this is what you don't do yeah you know if they could have came out with another dirt it would have been since say you know yeah the guy died yeah they got a replacement but listen you put that fucking live thing that they did and nobody could replace that you know uh down in a hole

is Alice in Chains came and swept me off my feet. Allison Chains to me was like falling in love the first time I heard because between you and I, I was going through shit and I heard the heroin. Yeah. I heard the fucking heroin.

I was living in New York. I was dabbling a little bit from time to time to come down off the blow and I could hear the heroin and I liked it. I fucking liked it. Then I went back to Colorado and I got SoundGarden

and I started learning about this scene and all of a sudden I ended up in fucking Seattle. I'm like, oh my God. Yeah. I'm in it. I could feel. I could smell this.

Yeah. You could smell that. Bad weather and heroin made for some great records, man. Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ. That song, Junkhead, an angry chair. Sitting in an angry chair alone I know. You know, it's just so dark, you know?

And by the way, I'm sorry, excusing myself, but I don't drink soda anymore. Yeah, yeah. When we started the podcast, we would have two cans of fucking Diet Coke a piece. Yep. And you never piss. And you never piss. When you piss, it's brown. Yeah. Now I piss 82 times a day.

Yep. You know, I drink three bottles here. We drank a bottle in jih Tzu. I drink a bottle when I got fucking home. It's crazy how much you piss on water. I used to drink like 30 Diet Coke's a day. No piss, you know? The sodium holds the weight on you.

That's really true. I'm sorry, people. I got to get up from time to time. You know, I'm an old man. I got to fucking run in there. 16 gallons of fucking water and it's thanks to you guys they used to bust my balls on Twitter

you gotta stop with the soda Joey you're turning yellow I've got to stop with the soda for about a month I love it what sparklets? Oh yeah you're at the hot listen man you get a you drink one of your juice things

you empty that thing you wash it on you fill up with sparklets and you put in a freezer overnight and when you wake up in the morning you take that motherfucker out and when you come back from whatever activity you're doing you taste that cold water it's like when you eat Chinese food

if it's really greasy you got extra cold water with ice cubes. Oh, yeah. With the brown glasses. Damn. Cut the fucking MSG with a force. Cut the MSG like a fucking savage right now. You got to drink a can of Coke, which like this time I went to New York, I had the Chinese food no soda.

I'm still, I can't believe it. Can I? I've been off soda about nine years. Off soda? Yeah. I quit it and switched to ice tea and then blew up like a fucking Billy go. I don't want it in the house. Yeah.

I don't want it around the kid. I don't want it in the fucking house. Now, you know what I go? Ice coffee decath. Nothing in it. No cream, no sugar, nothing. Straight ice coffee decalph. I love the taste of coffee.

I like coffee late night, but I like it strong and black. I want my mind to go bananas. I don't want no fucking... I don't put anything in it. No, I like that. I don't like no milk in it. I've been really trying to cut down on soda, and I have, but I still have like two or three a day. They're so bad.

They're the demon. Luckily, it's not... Luckily, it's like diet soda. And actually... Diet's just as bad. But they took Aspartame out of Diet Pepsi, so that's what I've been getting. Well, yeah, but here's the thing. They've proven that the diet...

I don't know. The diet triggers the same spot as the sugar. Oh, yeah. And your brain thinks you're actually getting sugar, which is incredible. I know it's terrible. So you can get diabetes from it. Fucking how nuts is that? Oh, it legitimately thinks you're having sugar?

Yeah, it taps the same spot. So you don't lose... You don't lose weight, like, oh, I'm not drinking sugary soda, so... you think that your weight's cool, but you're actually, you know, it's the same. That's what they say. I quit Diet Coke. I'm waiting for 60 minutes to do a fucking thing on it. You drink like nine Diet Coke's.

It's like cigarettes. You're on for 10 years. You know, I used to come home from gigs and I'd go, fuck, I don't have Diet Coke at the house. And I'd turn around and go to the fucking 7-Eleven so I had them to wake up for. If I didn't have them, I was just like, ah. Or if they're not cool. cold, it's terrible. Oh, you've got to be ice cold.

I'd have them in my bag on the, on the motorcycle, you know. I'd just in there and I drink like four or five a day. The big 16 answers. I'm just closing my eyes because I still remember smoking a marlborough red and drinking a fucking can of Coke red for breakfast. Like nothing. Like nothing. Two or three fucking marlboro red than a can of Coke.

You don't live too long. I mean, right out of bed, cigarette, and then open a cold coat. Bad breath, fucking eyeballs red. You're not making. Your blood pressure shoots right up. Your sugar spikes up. And you're in for the fucking roller skate of a day because you're going to be hungry all fucking day.

First thing you put in your system is Coke and a can. You're doomed. You're doomed for the day. Yeah, yeah. I've never gotten it, but what I've really wanted as a guilty pleasure is to get like a mini fridge for the bedroom. Like not even, I don't even want to have to get up to go to the kitchen. I would love it.

I just haven't done it. I'm back on cereal right now. Wow, that's a demon. Cereal. You know, when I got in the crash, I just couldn't move or anything, so I just ate cereal. And now I'm all hooked on it.

But I don't get the soup. I'm eating honeynut churias. That's a good one. Yeah. So fucking good. Honey nut chirio is pretty good. Kicks is pretty good calorie-wise too. I'm eating that shit like three bowls a day right now.

Just like, it's good, man. You know? I used to eat it dry. That's how hooked on it. I love it. Bro, there's nothing better at how. Just putting your hand in a box and just showing me your face. Yeah.

And you get loop to loops everywhere. You don't give a fuck. The next day there's crumbs everywhere, ants. I used to just pick the cherries out and the Captain Crunch with cherries. They have that now. They have a whole berry. Oh, cherry, berry, yeah. And then my favorite is cinnamon toast crunch.

What's yours? That shit's going. I did. I was at the airport in Toledo, and I read something on Twitter. The worst 10 breakfasts. foods. Did you guys read that? No. Parties. Taco

Bell. But then they had the alternative to eat there. Like, this is what you do eat if you do have to eat that. Yeah. Which was really interesting. Like French toast from someplace, 1900 fucking calories. You open up with that for breakfast. Jesus

Christ. The whole day and a half is gone. You ate one meal for today and tomorrow. Oh, my fucking God. 1900. Denny's is actually pretty good for that. They have calories all over their menu so you can figure out how much it is. Sure. What about the fucking dude who's not in your fucking omit and shit? He's getting eight bucks an hour back there.

No benefits. He's wiping swat. Denny's is starting to taste super fake now. Well, Denny's is just, listen, Denny's went for it. Denny's said, fuck it. We're doing the fucking 26, four menu, whatever. Yeah. The four, six, eight menu, you're going there and choose. Listen, they're working it out with America. If you're there for breakfast, you're cool.

And then I had a really bad burger once I won't go. I'll never get a burger there again. But like something simple, like chicken and turkey. Let me tell you something. Every time you eat then, you go home. Yeah. You get a little disruption in this stuff. No matter what you eat.

I had a milkshake one night. I thought I was safe. I fucking went home. I was shit in blood three hours later. Yeah, yeah. Everything you eat from Denny's, you get a little disruption in the middle of the night. You just ride it off and you don't think about it. But something, two days later, you got like fucking something in your asshole and it won't come out.

It's like a little piece of the Denny's burger. Swappy dug out. You take that out of the water. You take that little piece of shit in the water. Take it out. It's like a mouse. It's like a mouse. It's gross.

Take it out of the water. Look at you, you little boo-boos. Oh, my God. That's gross. I'm telling you. Sometimes you take a shit, right? But there's something burning your asshole. You're like, what the fuck?

Yeah. And you know if you, when you get up, you're like, no, there's still something in there. Look at that last thing. That's something like, like, one day. Like one day ate tuna from somewhere. I knew as I was eating it, that I was eating like a fingernail and shit. You know as you're eating it. You know, you're hungry, you don't give a fuck.

Two days later, I had a little disruption. It was like this little lizard that was in there and this shit. I just wrote it off. I don't give a fuck. I almost couldn't come to Dutti last week because of that. Oh, God. I couldn't stop shitting before Dutti last week. Like, every 10 minutes, like, you know when that happens?

Like, you have, like, diary like every 10 minutes. Or D. I have no idea. I have no idea. Anything. You eat that chicken cordon blue. That stuff will kill you. I'm telling you.

That stuff out of a box gives your fucking arjita. You know what I like? Moons over Miami. But that's the worst one you can get. I know. It's delicious stuff. My girlfriend used to eat that shit. I ate half of it, four in the morning.

I went to Denny's and I got a half of it. It's so good. Their fries are really good, too. They actually have really good fries. Where? Denny's. I'm telling you. That's what it is.

That's why you had destruction before you jones. I didn't eat Denny's fries, I'm just saying. I had some last night. At one time, you had it. Jesus Christ. What else did you go to Denny's last night? I just got a turkey club.

After you left the store, you went to Denny's? Yeah. Sure he did. hilarious. Which one? The one up on Burbank and Subpoved. Oh, I got it. They got one in my hood.

It's so weird. There's never anyone in there. Gower and sunset. I used to work right there. That thing's a ghost. That's why I had that burger. And he said that was the hooker one. and it was creepy at night

there would be homeless people There's always homeless people Every time I'm at Denny's I think I'm gonna get shot I swear to God That's why I don't go to Denny's at night No that's the creepiest It's got that vibe right

Over down North Hollywood on Lancash And that's the creepiest one I don't want to go to that one That one that's nice in the daytime But even the daytime Every time I'm in there I think I'm gonna get shot I always face the fucking window

Because I'll jump through that fucking window You know me like a superhero Yeah fuck that shit man And now they got Wi-Fi So there's people in there just all night. You're like, what do you want to keep them in here? Did they close that Norms on Las Egana?

No, no, that's still there. Okay, I thought they were closing it. I thought it's all like red band posted that or something. Oh, are they? Because I used to go with Red Band all the time. Are they closing that? One time a car drove through that. We went to go eat and...

On Lausanneaga? Yeah, a car was coming down. It down by Wilshire. I know where you're talking about. He took the turn. No, no, no, no. Way before Wilshire. Way before Wilshire.

Melrose. I used to work on that in Wiltshire. I'll tell you what, that one, that's a great place, man. It's cheap and there's no wines. It's gross, though. It is gross. That norms on Los Angeles, I again. I had the most disgusting thing I've ever eaten in my life there.

Yeah. It's called, like, loaded hash browns. Oh. It was eggs, hash browns, cheese, bacon, and sour cream, and then they gave you two pancakes. Oh. I couldn't even, like, that was not at the height of my... my fatness, but close to it. And I couldn't even finish it.

It's the most disgusting thing of every... I'd have nightmares if I ate that fucking dish right there. If I had that at a night, I would have had nightmares. Well, you know what he should do? He should roll the pancake like a taco. And then he just put that shit in there and eat it like a marita. I was in a stoner bag then. That sounds great now.

I am very lucky that I stopped the night eating when I moved to Colorado. Don't get me wrong. I'll go home and eat an apple and I'll eat some fucking nature box. shit if I have it or wheat things just a snack to hold you over at night. I love that late night. Loved it. That hamburger.

When I was home this last time, I went to the point dining in favor of you and I had a fucking cheeseburger deluxe with steak fries and vanilla shake. I only had like three fries. But the burger was so goddamn delicious. And I forgot how much you eat meat that late. You can have a heart

attack at my fucking age that much. Your body are going to fucking shock I went home and said 10 prayers I called the wife It was fucking horrible You know what the problem is To me is I love the hang so much

The late night hang with the comics After doing comedy And you go All right yeah let's go hang And we're not gonna eat We'll just get some fucking Ice coffees or whatever And then the lady comes over

She drops the menu and you're like Ah fuck it breakfast You know And next thing you know You got bacon and stuff sausage and you're eating fucking an omelet with cheese and avocado and sour. You know what I mean? It's like, but it's all about that hang when you're doing comedy early on like me.

The first five years of going with like Ian Edwards and Eric Griffin and you know and even Burr, whoever would go, you know, late at night and you're just talking and like, yeah, this and that. And I loved it. I love it. I still love it. It's just where do you go. I know.

Like I said, anywhere I go now at night, I think I'm going to get shot. Well, it's so hard, too. Like Ian's a vegan. He can't go there. And then this guy doesn't like that place. He had a fight with a waitress. And this guy, he'll go there. So everybody's arguing where to go.

And it's an hour and you can fuck it going home. I still haven't gone to the Turtles place. Which one? The one of fat cells. Have you been there? Oh, yeah. And I can't. That's a heart attack, Joe.

Yeah, that's too much. Oh, yeah. That's a, everything's like. I would love it, but it would kill you. They got a shake. They got a shake right now, Joey. It's cheesecake shake. It's a vanilla shake with a slice of,

a cheesecake inside the shake, an actual piece in there. That's not necessary. I know. It's just not necessary. Their sandwiches have like, it'll be pastoral. I'll find the menu.

Hot pastrami with mozzarella sticks, cheeseburger with Swiss cheese and sour cream. That'd be like a sandwich there. You got to look at these. Read them. Let's see. I love it. And I'll take my word.

I love it. I just, I go, have you been there? Yeah, I go, hop pastrami only. I go, I don't. I drove by the day and I had some action, but they had a couple parking spots. They're open late. No, it was in the daytime place. I haven't been in Hollywood after.

Yeah, they're open late. 30. Oh, my God. I get out of that comedy, so I zoom out of it. You go home, straight home. Oh, straight home. Bro, you're going to have a hard attack. Okay, let's see these sandwiches. They are.

Okay. The fat sale is rose beef with mozzarella sticks, onion rings, French fries, brown gravy, mayo, on a garlic bread. On the sandwich, brother. It's like this big, you know? You get it and you go like, whoa. There's no way.

It's like three guys can eat it. Yeah. Okay. But then, if that's not good, they have the fat cookout with cheeseburgers and hot dogs, potato salad, potato chips, pickles, ketchup, mustard on a hero. All on a sandwich. That's the sandwich. That's on, I like potato salad, but that's kind of gross. Let's see.

Really good shit, though. Oh, this one's good. This one might be me. The fat aunt that he is chicken. fingers and mozzarella sticks, fries, marinara, and that's it. That one's the heart attack right there.

The fried food. The fat Joey is post-traum, turkey, melted Swiss, colaslaw fries, Russian dressing. That sounds delicious. That's so good, right? Okay, that's for you. The fat Jerry is cheese steak, chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks,

crisp bacon, fried egg, fries, mayo, ketchup, salt, pepper, and a hero. You want to keep going? No, no, no, no, no. It's unbelievable. Jared's a great guy. He's a good friend of mine.

And he's like, yeah, just go by there and eat whatever you want, I'll call him. I would love to go. I go down there. They got one right. When you do La Jolla, it's a block from. Oh, he's got one on La Jolla. Yeah, block from the fucking condo, you know, up Pete and P.B. So I walk over there, you know, late night open.

They got the great fucking screens. You can watch it, chill. People walking down that street there, Grant or whatever. And I ate and I was like, oh, man, I can't go here more than once. You know, they got those like, you know the carne satire fries I like, but huge. Like, they got buffalo chicken fries. I just, it's too much, even for me. I go to bed hungry sacrificing.

Yeah, all that's always. Like last night I went to bed and I could hear my stomach growling. Yeah. Old school, I would fucking get up. I just fucking. Oh, my God, I would tear shit up. But no, I'm scared now. Yeah.

I could. I could eat a whole thing. fucking meal late night. The other night, now what I do when I fly, I bring a protein shake for breakfast just to get my system going. I go almonds.

They're not the best thing. I get almonds sometimes on the way to the flight. I just get something raw like that just because... Yeah, man. Because the fucking food on the planes is just horrific, man. Horrific.

It really is. Delta was good last week. Delta was superb last week. American wasn't that bad yesterday. The eggs drocker. Sometimes they give you a cereal. It's the best thing ever. That's it.

I go hot cereal. You know? No, you don't want the oatmeal from the airlines. Not from them. I'm just saying like if I eat oatmeal during the day, like at the 101 cafe, I'm full for a whole fucking day. You know? Like a whole day I'm not like, I'm starving. That shit fills you up.

Bananas, fruit in there. So that's weird. That's what's been on my turntable where it has been UFO. So, phenomenon. I don't know why. It's really been in rotation, like, the last week. Does it just come to you? Because, like, you go through, like, phases.

Is it all you hear on the radio? Or is it just, like, come to you when you're, like, UFO? I'm at the fucking, I opened up the computer. I got a notebook. I put the earphones on. You're right with the music on? Sometimes if I want to get thinking, I'll just get the party started.

And I'll put, all right, deaf leopard high and dry. It comes up. Boom. I'll listen. all the way to bring it on the heartbreak whatever on the other side. No, mirror mirror. And then I'll scroll down, it's like journey

or something. I'll be on. I'll listen to that. Send them my love, journey. Breaks me down like a fucking... Like music never moved you. Like it never... It's like that kid, we watched that retard, jumping up and down when Tony and homie was doing that.

I could be honest enough to say that was me. It would move me that much to see then play that song. Absolutely. You know, like that. When I would go see Judas Priest, I knew what I wanted to fucking hear. Yeah.

I wanted to hear victim of changes. I wanted to hear, you know, something off British Steel. Green Man, Alicia. Green, something. You want to hear, you know, he was one guy that sounded exactly the same. So did the guy from Def Leopard.

He wasn't bad live. Nope. D.O. Corroshing. Dio was a tough pill for me. It was like I was a traitor. Yeah. I was an Nazi guy.

In fact, somebody gave me. the Blizz of Oz album. I have it at the house. It's a fucking promotional album. Amazing. And I got to tell you, when he gave it to me and he gave it to me the bag,

and I didn't get his name. I don't think he left a note in the thing. I want to thank him again. I took it out, and the thing that really moved me was when I looked at the album cover. Yeah.

I remembered the first time I looked at the album cover, and I really got to tell you guys something, that album cover kept me alive. Yeah. At that point in my life. Because Ozzie had left Sabbath,

had broken. up, a bunch of changes were made. And I was in limbo in my life. And all of a sudden, I remember going to bleak of bobs. Yeah. And seeing that album from behind and going, you know, I'm going to live another fucking day. Behind it immediately, running across the fucking tunnel

and running home and putting it on. I still remember. It took me back there. Like, that's when, and that's why I say you're amazing in the sense that you still have that passion. You go to shows. Yeah. You know, I think of a show and I think of fucking work.

Yeah. It's work. I got to park the car and then walk two miles and walk up. That was Marin. We were going to the stones. He's like, ah, the day, he's like, let's don't go. And I'm like, no, we got to go. I mean, they put us on the list.

He goes, yeah, but the parking. And I go, it's one day. It's one day out of 365. We drove down. We ate some fucking noodle bowl place. It was incredible. We went to a record store. We pulled in.

We parked. We walked in. We got our tickets. We were 10th row or whatever. and then when we left, he was like, fuck, I'm glad you made me go. Well, people smoking dope. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Weed and, you know, and everybody was having a killer time. But, yeah, it's a lot of work. And as I get older, it gets weirder. You're like, you know, this fucking guy bumping into me, spilling beer on me,

and, oh, this fucking, you know, these guys with their cameras. But after a while, I'm like, yeah, that was fucking worth it. Dean, that was one time I lived for that. Yeah. Live for that. I remember going to Nassau Colise.

in a blizzard with people you don't even know in the car yeah they're fucking hammered yeah oh hammered hammed driving hammered those days oh you're on acid in the back seat you're 15 you're just driving this guy just normal this guy just got out of jail yeah so you know freddie rub you and i had very different lives of this team jesus christ all you know going to oh my god I still remember going to see Ted and ACDC at the garden. I'm 15, guys. It's a summer of freshman fucking year. Yeah.

And, you know, you're supposed to meet three people. Yeah. And all of a sudden, you're going to meet those three people. There's another 18 motherfuckers from your neighborhood waiting for the bus to go into the city to see fucking, you know, ACDC. Yeah. All so you're on the bus, yelling and screaming, half the people are tripping. Lee, it was a fucking adventure that's going to the town.

The bus driver keeps looking behind the mirror you motherfuckers driving me crazy, yelling, screaming back there. And then we fucking get over, get out of Port Authority and have to walk for all five blocks through a jungle of people, Lee, yelling highway to hell. Fucking dead! You know, people selling weed, marijuana, marijuana, acid, cocaine, acid, marijuana, marijuana.

Street drugs. Street drugs. You're walking. through this shit, Lee. And they're just saying those things? And you're as high as fuck, Lee. You're as high as fuck. And you're three blocks away from the garden,

and people are fucking coming out everywhere, walking, like moving, like, fucked up. Like, I got marijuana for sale. I got some blood acid for sale. You know, I got Angus Young blot of acid. It was fucking crazy. And now you get to the garden. Now you see another patch of people that you know.

Come on over. Oh, shit. And they used to carry sacks in those days. And they would put, like, Valking grape. Oh, yeah. The leather pouches. Yeah, the bodebag.

The bode bag. The bode bag. And you drink out of those. They squirted it in your mouth. Oh, my God. Lee, and you'd have like a bottle of 150, like you'd have a bottle of Bouchmits, silver label vodka. And you put it in like Mountain Dew. Yeah.

You empty half the mountain dew and put the whole bottle of vodka and then shake it up and drink that motherfucker. The whole way into the city. And who wouldn't give you a beer? And let me get a beer. Boom. And also you got two beers in the outside. You got two nips. a half a pint of vodka,

a half a quaylude, a fucking hit of acid, you're going to see ACDC open up for fucking Ted Nugent. Like I still remember the excitement. And in those days for me, it was on the minute.

Like it wasn't like, yeah, we're going to go in two months. Fuck, no, what are you doing Saturday night? We're going to just go over and scalp like guerrillas.

Yeah. And next thing you know, you're in this fucking Manzan Square Garden. ACDC's on stage. Full of smoke in the venue. Oh, my God. The whole venue is smoke.

And 15. 15, the first. Hell yeah. 15. Don't forget about the guy out front doing the three card Molly running scams

on the white kids you know with the three cards and maybe those guys hey pick the king pick the king oh my God I used to fuck with those guys

on T.HC. Crystal two months before that I remember getting a ride out to the Middlelands to go see Frank Marino Mahogany Rush

Ted Arrowsmith and going out there and we were so fucked up we had to walk home from Menelands this was one of the first walking home and I remember walking on

Route 3 and I could still hear Ted fucking doing stranglehold and we're walking home cars doing 90 past this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And we're walking on the side of road. Are you fucking retarded? No, yeah. That was part

of the fucking trip. That was part of the fucking action. You know what else I say, Joey? Back then, every concert venue was in the worst neighborhood. Everyone. So like in San Fran, it was the Cal Palace and it was just like the worst neighborhood. You know? So you had to walk through.

just crazy crime and everything to get to the concert all. I went to see something in San Francisco that I don't know where I went. I like to say it was the CalPal. Yeah, yeah. I went to see a black gay guy called Sylvester. What? Like in concert? Yes.

I've never heard of him. Okay. Put Sylvester YouTube, you make me feel mighty real or, yeah, yeah. Do you want to watch the YouTube in the video? Yeah, this is brilliant. Oh, my gosh. This is brilliant. So you make me feel mighty real?

Yeah. He was big, huh? Like Cal Palace was 15,000, 13,000 cedar. No, I don't know if it was somewhere down there. This is probably, I don't, this is 1985. This guy had three or two huge hits. He was the first real transvestite. Wow.

Sylvester. Sovester. Watch this. Yeah, let's hear the hits. What song is it? That's okay. And then you film, you meet. Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Let's go. You're going to love this guy. This is this guy put out two fucking jams in the 80s that were fucking classics. I'm sure I know. And then he went on a tour, buddy. Look at this. No, no, no, wait until you see this. Wait till you see this.

Sylvester. Oh, I love it. Oh, I know this song. This is a fucking jam. This guy's a man dressed as a woman or some shit. Wow. This is a jam, guys. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Look at this motherfucker. Oh, shit. That's a man. That's a man. Yeah. Oh, shit. About that time, make me feel.

Oh, shit. Make me feel. Make me feel. Made me feel. My de rin. Golly. Oh, shit. I love this song.

When we're, uh. Look at this motherfucker now. He comes back as a black James Bond. Wow. He's Miami Vice here. That's the most interesting fucking... That's Crocket. This guy.

Those two jams. I remember one night, we went to the cuckoo's mess. Up in Nyack and we lit Judy Hanley's fucking stuffed animal on fire. Put on Do You Want to Funk? Wow. Look at him now. Look at him now. Multi looks.

Okay. Sylvester. Sylvester. Do you want to funk? Do you want to funk? This is the jam, Jack. This is the one that put him over the... Top.

Summer Vady II. He was the first real fucking gay guy, like that just busted motherfuckers out. Wow. So great. That's totally from that Donna Summer era, that sound, you know? Right here. Look at Sylvester.

The extended mix, that's the one, baby. Put that on for your uncle Joe. You motherfuckers are going to learn something to that. Here we go. Go back. Go back. Go back. See if it. There's got to be one. Go to that one. Here, Popcorn show. Yeah. Put on that. Yeah, yeah.

I'm dying. Here we go. Check him out. Oh, right. That's the one, Lee. That one was muted, too. Okay. I like, Lee.

Did you speak leading us? That one was muted, too. There we go. Here we go. Listen to this. This is, listen to the little beams. Yeah, guys. This is tremendous, guys.

Kick it up, Lee. Oh, shit. Uncle Joe. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is tremendous, guys.

This is really fucking... Kind of sounds like craftwork a little, you know? Electronica. Oh, shit. Kick it, Lee. Okay. Listen to this, Lee. Just break it down. Oh, shit. Here we go, Lee. Yeah.

Here we go. Now he's really... Break it down, Lee. Break dance. Go back to the sum of 84. Breakdown. Listen to that I went to see this fucking I love that you went to see him And I had one of the best nights in my life

San Francisco 85 Summer of 85 Wow Who did you go solo? Solo with a Cuban dude That didn't know music We just went down there

His name is Bambusi He was a Cuban refugee And the 79 The ones of the killers Yeah yeah yeah He was one of those guys Great guy. The scar face guys?

Yeah, but he was dark-skinned. Good guy. I ran with him in the daytime. Did you, were you living in Sanfran? I was living in the tenderloin. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, I talked to you about that. Yeah, I was living down there.

I was living in where the, whatever is now, where the international kids come and stay. Yeah, yeah, hostels. They used to be the Virginia Hotel. Right. That's classic. You pay like $1.29 a weekly. You pay a $1.2 a weekly.

You know, maid would come in, clean up your room. Yeah, weeklies. weeklies tremendously living in the fourth one I robbed the whole building I used to steal the key to the maid there was a book he who lived in the building I robbed him on a weekly dream loaded with roaches down there no at this time there was no roaches at that room there was a black guy that sat across from me every night the gayest black guy ever he'd shaved his head and put on wigs was it this dude no no it was he like a hooker I don't know what he did but all he'd do was put on that girl by Stevie Wonder. Wow. Put on that girl by Stevie Wonder. So many hookers down there, you know.

Up the block. Yeah. From the Virginian, up that, O'Farrell, whatever this, a block up. Yeah. Towards a couple blocks up, like four blocks. I would have to get a hooker because I used to take the bus from up the corner to go to Hayd Ashborough. I had a job at Rock and Robbins. Oh, wow.

So it would take me from there to Hayd Ashbury, right to the end by the park. Long bus ride. Right by Burger King on McDonald's on the corner. Yeah, they had the Green McDonald's. The Green McDonald's. So I would see that. Yeah. This guy would leave his curtain open, and he would put a thong on and do like this, Lee.

You could see him in his window? I would see him, and I would just sit there watching Mission Impossible, a little TV they gave me, and I'd sit there with my girlfriend at the time, giggling, and he would just do this for hours. Wow. What year was that? 85, August of 85. Were you doing comedy then? Fuck, no.

I was doing straight-up criminals. And he just, he would dance to this for hours. But he would start, like, in an Indian pose, do that thing with his neck. Cobra dance. And he would throw, no T-shirt on it. He put, like, butter on his body or something. Cogo butter.

Really fucked up. Cobra dance. Fucked up. The good old days in San Francisco. I was a fucking young man. You know how many things could have happened? to me. Oh, man. You don't know how many fucking things I saw then down there.

How many things could... You think about your life and, you know, I'm not... Well, you don't want... No. There was nights I walked up blocks and I saw some wild shit in the... Oh, my God. And I've been in a lot of streets in New York and I didn't see the shit I saw in San Francisco. It's true. There used to be a movie theater.

Up the block from there, below the bus station. And there's all the action of the car, the train goes down that street. Yeah. They used to be a movie theater. Oh, yeah. the indie theater there. Let me tell you something. There used to be a movie theater where it was like three

Kleeneaswood movies for five, two bucks in the afternoon, two movies. I saw people trying to roll people in there one time. Even the movie theater in that neighborhood, you had to be fucking careful. That was a neighborhood that I think till today and I go I got out of there without getting stabbed.

Yeah, that place is gangster. That was where the guy, like the fucking Nightstalker was staying. That's where he was getting weed, right on that fucking corner. So this neighborhood just had this or around it. Do you think what was the difference

between the cities? Could you like pinpoint it between New York and San Fran? At that time, no. I got down. In San Francisco in 85, as a man I'm telling you this, I got down.

I got fucking down. What does that mean? You know what that means? That I got up every morning with zero in my pocket. And one way or another, I made it happen. That's a scary way to fucking live.

Yeah. And I had to pay a Vig if I went on that corner every day. Like to hang on that corner in those days, somebody had to get a time. A 10 spot, a five, a bottle of boo, something had to get something out of you. Yeah. So I knew that going in.

And whatever the flavor of the day was, some days I was selling weed, some days there was, you know, selling stolen jewelry. I spoke Spanish. I spoke English and Spanish. Yeah. So whatever they wanted to move on the English side, they had to go through me and I took 20% and I, you know, it was a fucking, I was getting down up there. Seriously. I think about the four or five months I lived there. Yeah.

I got copped up one time. That's where my first department was, my own apartment. It was on pine and larkin, right there in the lawn. And they tried to trick you to move in there. They call it Lower Knob Hill. Lower Knob Hill, you fucking asshole. But there was an alley there. It's still there called Frank Norris.

Frank Norris Alley. And if you parked in that alley, your car would become a, like, it was like a, your car became a whorehouse. like these guys would break the window and just blow dudes in your car all night, you know? And so you go down in the night and you go, oh, your car would just have condoms and junk all in it. You know, so no one wanted to park on Frank Norseille. That's what they do their tricks. That's terrible.

They were fucked. That is fucked up. They break a window and use your car as just a blow job station on Frank Norrisally and Pine Street, man. It says Pine and Larkin. Right behind me was the hospital. Do they at least use the backseat? Yeah, it was backseat. But they'd use it all night.

You'd use it all night and he'd be like, and I'd walk down the alley and I'd be like, ah, someone's car, you know, it was just gross, man. And right behind me was the hospital. So it was just crime all night and then ambulances just, you know, all fucking night. And eventually you just never heard it anymore. And my rant was like 225, you know, for a studio. I was like, this is great.

got my own place. So 97. 97 and a half I'm living in Seattle. And me and the girl, we reconcile. We're going to move to L.A. and start a new life and a new love life. This fucking crazy stripper buys a trailer.

Oh, man. I like one of those, like you live in it? Right, that we live in. Her plan is, let's go down and let's take a chance with you and we'll live in this trail until we get money for an apartment. Okay. Wow. we buy this fucking trailer

Is it one you tow or one you drive? When we drive We have a little thing We got a dog with us Oh man She's still stripping We leave Seattle

We go to San Francisco We hit boom We hit Seattle I don't know I forget the route But we're in San Francisco And all of a sudden I looked down the corner

And I see our car Break away from the trailer And all of some We're just sliding down the fucking hill The assail broke Oh So we had to get a tow to the gas station. One in the morning.

You know, $400 to tow the fucking thing. We had to go get the axel and shit in the car, the Mazda. And where we parked at night, they would have an open mic in front of the fucking trailer all night. Wow. I'm talking about it on the street. It was just they were all night playing guitars out there. They would knock on the fucking door.

Yeah. It was brutal. It was four days because in the daytime, we'd give them the trailer and we had to leave. with the Mazda, then we come back at night, and that's where we lived and took a shout. It was fucking brutally. Four fucking nights out there. I was scared.

She didn't have a fucking gun near the night. I got turned around by the airport yesterday, and there's like a bunch of, you think North Hollywood, you think North Hollywood Park is a lot. There's like streets of them down there. It's like, streets of trailers. Yeah, it's just crazy. Yeah. It's crazy. Like, I don't know.

It's better than being homeless. I don't know. Are they homeless? Well, I wouldn't live by the fucking airport if I had a home in Beverly Hills, you think? Yeah. I've never seen it anywhere else in the country. Like, just trailer like RVs. It's everywhere in the country.

Yeah. People who've decided to say, I don't want to pay taxes on the home no more. I'm going to figure out a way to buy an RV. Yeah. You know, you get the, what type of electricity from the sun? Whatever the fuck you get in. You know, you live in a place like this that you only need to turn the heat on. Yeah.

Two weeks a year, really, if you're living out there, they park by North Hollywood. They lower the steps. They exercise. They clean it out. They air it out. Yeah. You got to take a shit. You can take a Puerto Rican shower in there.

We've got a subscription to the YMCA, lift weights, and take a shower in there. There's always a way to fucking survive. There is, man. That's why they go by the YMCA, because they go in there, lift some weights, stay in shape. For $59 a month, they got a shower. They can take two showers a day. You can go back at 6 o'clock and over your question. I can jump in the pool, do two laps, and take a fucking shower.

That's what I didn't see out. Just join the gym when you're homeless. You go in there, they got Q-tips. If it's a classy gym, they got Q-tips, shampoo, a blow-dry. They don't have gel and, you know, hemorrhoid juice and that shit. You got to cop that on your own. Yeah, man, I was thinking, like, you know, you find, like, a piece of land somebody selling that they can't put an actual home on it. say like up in

Beachwood Canyon under the sign and you buy one of those air streams I was telling like Rogan the small one you know like Sean Penn was living in one when his house burned down in Malibu but like the one you see on Rockford

Files or whatever and you just drop it down and you got power and everything and you just living up there man you're in the Hollywood Hills but you're in an air stream I always started like the house Mel Gibson had and Mel and Ah and Let the

weapon he had the trailer on the fucking beach what is that in californ yeah that's exactly like rockford files he lived by himself did fact no fucking neighbors no nothing i want to know what the fuck that is yeah yeah piece of the beach and live on the beach yeah or you sweat it's a trailer something happens a typhoon whatever yeah you're fucking in china by boat you know what and no taxes no taxes off the ground yeah i want to know what hell that is he lived on the beach yeah women running naked in front of there who the fuck where is this shit in california that's what i'm talking about but Hollywood Hill. So you're actually living with primo views of like the ocean and everything.

Maybe you buy the land for like 100 grand. The trailer's 40. And then you get the hookups and shit. They got a killer shower in them. They're beautiful. They got a plasma screen in them like that. Let me tell you something. I'm a feature act today.

I'm a feature act. I got some, you know, I want to disappear. while. That's a smart move. I know. Get out of the rent. You could sell those things. If you take care of this fucking thing,

you could sell those things. People buy those things all the time. So what? You lose a thousand bucks or $12. You drive across the country and do comedy for two years. You put everything you're on in there, no fucking rent. You got a mailbox out here that your brother sends you your mail once a fucking month. That's, you know, when you're starting comedy, that's the secret.

People always go, well, I got a date. I know. keep your day job yeah but from now on in you gotta figure out what's your nut every month 2 200 you're done yeah 200 you're done it's true you gotta get your overhead down a six yeah six yeah you know the car's got to be paid for you know you got a tenor that's gonna go you take care of it and change the oil and fix the tires you know you got a car somewhere along the line but you're picking up fucking nickels you know you're picking up nickels on the road working for the funny bonus that's it yeah yeah you're picking up a hundred bucks a week 600 bucks

a fucking week. What are you going to do with that? Yeah. Half of that's your plane ticket. Five-fifty's your plane ticket. 4.30. Yeah. 390 is your fucking plane ticket. Yeah. So, how do you eliminate that? You get yourself low overhead. You know, you get yourself a car that you could creep in the back, bitch.

Yeah. And some places have a condo and some places will give you a hotel, but whoever does it, at least you're covered. You've got everything you need back there. A stove. Just don't go back there in the winter. Yeah, exactly. Eliminate the fucking winters in your life. Yeah, yep. Have you guys

Have you guys ever considered doing what Tom Rhodes did? Because I saw him last night for the first time. I just talked to him. He was great. He was great. But I can't. He just traveled constantly. Ten years straight, he told me. He said everything was in storage.

And he recently got an apartment in L.A. First time in 10 years, though. First time in 10 years. All his stuff was in storage, he said. So he's in London four months. Then he did the states for three months. And then Australia and Ireland. So he's married and she travels with it.

I guess so. So, yeah. Right. She works as, she doubles as his manager. Right. So that's, you know, listen, when you get old, I mean, he's a savage. He's always been a savage. You know, when you told me you saw him, I knew you loved him.

That guy's a real fucking comedy. I've seen him on podcast, but I've never seen his comedy. He was a serial. No, he's a fucking savage. Yeah, he's great. That's 20 years plus, the real fucking deal. Hasn't stopped, had a TV show, the whole bullshit, the hair. Yeah.

Still, he got no hair now. And he still, I remember him when he had long hair like fucking Rudy's Arzoe and White Snake. Yeah. If you look at early pictures of fucking... Wow. I didn't know he was a long hair. Go ahead.

Take a picture. Show a picture of... Early Tom Rhodes. Early Tom Rhodes. You'll die. That's dope. Tom Rhodes just looked like a rocker. If you saw Tom Rhodes out, you're like, what the fuck?

You know who he looked like? Vivian Campbell. Wow. You didn't know that? No. Because I only know him with the short hair and the black wearing the black. No, you're going to die. Tom Rhodes, early Tom Rhodes.

Wow. That long hair. and shit, fucking thin. Type in long hair Tom Ruggs. Oh, there we go. You thought he was a right. How you got it? Wow. Look at this. You're going to die, guys. This was when I first met Tom Rhodes.

Yeah. This is what Tom Rhodes looked like. Oh, I'm ready. That's cool. When he had this TV show? Yeah. See, I think this is him. Yeah, there he is. Oh, right there? Yeah. Wow. That's hanging with Mr. Rhodes. There he goes.

Whoa. That is him. Wow. So he had like a CBS show? He had an NBC show, I think. Wow, what is that like 80s or early 90s? This is early 90s. What happened was they had success with Tim Allen. Yeah.

So all the networks picked up. Different comics. Right. They picked up him. Margaret Cho got picked up. Somebody else got picked up. Wow. And I think his show lasted two or three seasons.

He was great on the show. They canceled the show, you know. then you're at the improv one night. That's when I met him. Yeah. I had, he was in Seattle when I was in Seattle. Like, he would go up there, he had Mitch Hedberg with friends and shit like that. And then I came to the improv one night. He was there after the show got canceled. And we did a spot and then we always talked and we reconnected in Houston. Yeah. He's always been a comics comic.

Yeah, that's cool, man. I met him a couple years ago in Vegas and a great guy. Funny as hell. Yeah, that guy is always. He's always, I mean, he has always. I mean, he has always. I can't. He had a TV show in London. Oh, what the fuck? Did you know that? I knew he was big in London, like he was working over there, you know, for like, like, he said he does like four or five months straight time.

He had a TV show over that. Wow, I didn't know. You know what he had on as his guest? Because I saw the episode. Yeah. The guy from the singer of the Twilight Zone. The singer of Twilight Zone? Yeah.

In the band. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Who is that? And they also have the other jam. They got two big time jams. Yeah. The other one's driving a car. Let me give some shout-outs.

Fuck. Dean, you were there last night. Who went on after Gerard? Hmm. After? He said he was like Gerard in 10 years. He's like in Gerard? Oh, and Smith.

He was funny, too. Yeah, he's really funny. Let me do these fucking shout-outs. Happy birthday, Oscar Nunez. A big shout-out to my people. Squad, Ohio. Thank you for coming out. Andrew Big Murph and his beautiful girlfriend, Andrea.

I want to give a shout to my girl, Millie. Dom, forget me the job. Great little young comic. Fucking, uh, just a neat little guy. I had a nice time working with him. Ivan Salinas, James Morrison, Jay Yanitos,

my main man, Michael Kern, Mike, your parish. And like I said, Oscar Nunes, happy fucking birthday day. Happy birthday, Oscar. What's going on with you, Tarzan. What do you got playing for the rest of the week? You're lucky. I gave you a fucking bye tonight.

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