The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #392 - Chris Taloa

Episode Date: June 28, 2016

Chris Taloa, Professional surfer and CBD enthusiast joins Joey and Lee to talk about his CBD product. Bogie, Chris' partner calls in to talk more about the benefits of CBD.   This podcast is brought to you by:    Datsusara: Go to DSgear.com and check out all of their great products, like gi's and rash guards, that are made with high quality hemp textiles. Use code Joey to get 5% off of your order.    Onnit.com. Use Promo code CHURCH for a discount at checkout.   Recorded live on 06/27/2016  

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Oh, Mama, I can hear you are crying. You're so scared and all alone. Are you kidding? me or what? Hangman is coming down from the gallows and I don't have very long. I'm trying to tell you,

motherfuckers. Monday, bitches. Uncle Joe is here. We ain't fucking around. Fresh from Philly. There you go. Kicking me or what? Who opens up with sticks?

Nobody even remembers fucking sticks. What's happened, you bad motherfuckers? Joey here, my main little Jewish brother Lee Syatt. Hello. From the fucking Israeli side of the Syatt's big envelope. It's got so much loot. You don't even know how much money you got because of the interest. And then my main man, Chris Tlaoa, in the fucking house.

He's going to break down a couple things for you motherfuckers before we get this party started. How are you doing today, Chris? Very good, very good. I'm doing very good. I'm doing very good. You look good. Thank you very much. I like the new haircut.

Everything is beautiful. here. I got to tell you guys, I never leave a town and I got to start doing it more often. I want to thank the people who came to the five shows in Philly. You guys, with some of the fucking best crowds I run into a long goddamn time. You weren't sensitive about nothing. You took the ride. Nobody. It was tremendous. I want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for making me feel special, all right? And it was just a great fucking time, man. Sometimes you forget how good some of these fucking American cities. are me and why everybody wants to go do this and that and you just have to tap in and you see the

beauty of these fucking cities and philly's especially east coast philly's great on every angle because there's history fucking there's baseball there's food i went to a 24-hour dinah both of these waitresses could never win a beauty contest if they wanted to they have been smoking since the age of eight they were in their 60s and they worked a midnight shift listen i don't give a fuck of you of black belt jiu jiu-jitsu you're not taking none of these bitches down they've seen it all in philadelphia for you. One worked for 18 years, the other one. I mean, it was tremendous. I went in there every day. I got eggs. The eggs were fucking burnt. The home fries were horrific. The bacon, it was bacon, but I don't know what animal it came from. But it was delicious. I just sat there, had a great time with them. I drank my water and I gave him a fucking five-a-tip, and I left. That was the highlight of my fucking two days, just being around normal fucking people and a normal fucking diner. You know what I'm saying? My favorite place, especially something weird about breakfast places, when people go in there every day. Like, you always see on TV people go to bars.

I never went to bars. I went to breakfast places. And, like, they go hang out there every day, especially on the East Coast. Like, every McDonald's or Dunkin' Duns you go into before 11 o'clock. Yeah, has a little hangout of old people talking shit. Fucking asking what you eat. Yeah, why are you eating it. What's up, Doug?

Nothing much, man. What's going on in your world? Just watching. I've never done anything like this. So it's like, oh, just checking it out. Yeah, no, no. Listen, man. I met you over at Legacy Jitsu, and we had a couple discussions, and, you know, you and Leo, and there's a lot of guys over there that are very health conscious.

It's very inspiring, you know, that you see people drinking fucking water with cheese seeds in it, and people tell you about their diets there, and people bring bananas, and you showed up with something a little different. You were talking about CBD oils, and I've been exposed to them, you know, never taken any of them. I'm not going to lie to you before. I had never known. I was interested in the health facets of it. I had heard different stories. I heard pro and con, but you know what, dog? I heard more fucking pro than con, okay?

Yeah. I heard a lot more pro than con. I did a benefit for a woman years ago that had a child, and she was fighting for the kid to get it, and it was just a fucking nightmare. So I have friends in Boulder, like I said, that ever since the whole Colorado legalization two people on his blocks moved there because their children had either epileptic fits

or something else was going on and they put them on a CBD diet and now the kids speak and they go to school and they can play in the fucking sun and you know so you hear all these great effects for young people you know I heard I heard that it has effects on dementia I read the other day that it affects dementia that if you start as a preventive you it fights dementia lowers your risk of having fucking dementia so something's got to be going on here and somebody's lying to us. Do you follow I'm saying to you?

Something's got to be going on here and somebody's lying to us. That's a powerful thing to say because, you know, there's so much I want to say, but to, you know, to watch ourselves in these areas, you know, I want to just be so open about it. Like the individuals that I have seen that have decided to take and use CBD oil and properly use it that have had cancer that I've known of have all done extremely well and the times that I've seen them doing really well like I'm not going to say the CBD oil is doing the work I don't not I'm not I'm not I just I just know what I'm seeing

and they're doing really well and then the ones that I have that I that I have lost you know all my, they think people that are close to me have stayed the, the use with the, the doctor's routes with the chemo, and I've watched some really good friends pass away. And, you know, this last year, we lost a guy named Brock Little from Hawaii. He's a really, he was like an amazing individual. He got me into the movie industry by mistake. He, he opened a lot of doors for a lot of people's lives. He's just the most balliest. He was, he was like one of the most balliest individuals I ever saw in the surf world and

we all looked up to him. He was like our hero our Superman and we saw him get cancer and he wanted to hide away from it. I don't know how he took the CBD oil, what type of CBD oil it was or how the CBD oil was that was processed that he got. Well, you know, he kind of just like just

wanted to go already. It was a lot of pain for me. He passed on and had a memorial firm this past weekend. And And it really put a fire under my butt to like go looking and seeing what the heck's going on here. Because that's like the, I lost a lot of good friends recently. And then now there's a lot of kids getting this. And I'm like, why is that, you know?

And, you know, I have a friend of mine from Maui who was sick for a long time. He was surfing in Tahiti when they had that nuclear blast out. And the wave hit him in the face. He met all these guys on this green peaceboat. And most of the guys in the green peace boat, they died except for one guy that was down by the engine room. and Bogie got hit the direct in the face with this wave and, you know, he knew already something was wrong and since that time he hardly sleeps. He's been going through major surgeries all through his face and everything else like that.

And I believe that the reason why he's still alive is because he does a treatment called ozone and this oil. This oil is doing something that's keeping him alive and keeping him here. And, you know, all the positives that he hears that's going on with this stuff is helping him stay strong to keep going in this path and stay here. because there's some times where he doesn't want to be here because the pain's so outrageous that he's going through. But he's here and he's here for the reasons, you know. What's ozone treatment?

He goes and he goes to this machine and they take the blood out of his body and it goes to the machine. And then when they put it back into his body, it's blue. It's like a blue color. It takes all the toxins out of it, everything. I think this is what the, who's that, that guitar is from. Keith Richards. Yeah, I think he does this stuff. That's like that animal.

You have a question. Well, I wanted to get in on what you said. The fucked up part is, yeah, I mean, medical marijuana gets a bad rap. No, you can just go in and say anything. But if people are lying to us about curing cancer that are, like, destroying families, it's not like, oh, we can cure the cold with marijuana. It's like, oh, we can cure cancer. If that, like, if that's what's being lied about, that's, it's crazy.

See, that's what scares me because the point that I don't think you're saying is that, this cures cancer. I don't want to say that. Right, right. Let me just say this. Right. Let me. I'm misspoke.

I'm sorry. So not cures, but it can assist in some of the negative aspects of it or increase or help with your healing power. Whatever it does, if anything helps. If doing backflips helped and you weren't allowed to do backflips, then why? Like, it's ridiculous. Yeah.

So, you know, like, there's a lot of CBDs or oils out. there. All these guys are making these different forms, really doing their best to make what they're making. I'm not going to knock any of it because I know that this stuff works to a degree. I don't know what theirs is working at and how it works. I just know that ours is a step above everybody else in a lot of ways because we have two different types of chemical compounds in our oil that just rock people. I mean, we had a girl that was in the ICU. She was like a week and a half left and she was going to go and she had like these coral forming tumors sticking out of her gut and it was bad and they wouldn't let her put the stuff in her uh the doctors wouldn't let her put in her mouth because they didn't know what was in it so I started putting it on topically and it started to dissolve and she finally had a chance to go to sleep and she actually slept it was the first time she slept forever she had catheters in her for you know get her to like dump all her toxins out of her body and stuff and then finally the doctors know they tested it said all this nothing it's just glycer and ain't nothing go ahead give it to it to her. So they gave it to her and she took it into her body and all of a sudden, within six

hours, or I think six hours, her, she had chemo now. She got knocked at the chemo like two days prior to this or two or three days prior to this. Her white blood cell count went from like zilch to 600 in six hours. And then within 24 hours, she was going home and she went home. And then within two to three weeks, her tumors reduced to 50%. Then after that, they don't know where the fuck the tumors are and she's running around jumping run screaming her oh where's my magic drops she's a little girl having a good time and she's with her family and uh to me that's an amazing beautiful to me me and my wife it was emotional for us that we cried for a while i called a i called a tyson beckford i was like back for dude i got to tell you something i was in shock

if i had to talk to somebody that maybe could help me get this out you know looking for a name that could do that and and it's just you know i told him all this he it was like for him was like what you said you just saw bigfoot you know this what i don't believe this you know let me ask you but i don't i understand it for him you know for people at home nobody i'm these are i want you to explain to the people in ohio yeah what this fucking thing is from day one you get refa is it 80% rea for is it strong reefer is it just reefer that the wheat stores don't want that sell to you you have an extraction machine how do we get cbd or let's start from scratch i don't know Dick.

Hey, I'm learning all the time, okay, because there's a lot of, there's a lot of bogus crap out there. Right, right. I know this much. You get anything that has sugar in it or it's made, they use chemicals to extract or there's alcohol in it. Right there, I can guarantee you there are going to be some compounds that aren't going to be in that CBD oil or it's not going to have the same kind of effect. Plus, what if the person's an epileptic or has seizures because they need the sugar kind of thing? You can't give them something with sugar.

You want something with glycerin. so you don't even affect that stuff. What was yours? We have glycerin and we co-press this stuff. It takes us a year to process this stuff. We're lucky to get 30 gallons a year. We're dedicated to making it proper. We do the best job that we can.

I'm super focused on making sure that this stuff gets out to the public in every single aspect. I'm not going to run away. I know that I'm doing a good thing. You know, I've just seen so many good things. autistic children reacting differently. PTSD people. I got some naughty PTSD and this stuff really helped me to really bring some stuff down and calm down. I can say sorry when I don't want to say sorry, stuff like that.

You know, it's amazing. It helps me reroute my cerebral, my brain. It helps me to get around things that were triggering me before and be able to sit with it without reacting to it. And when that happens, a neurological pathway is formed that helps me go around the trauma that would normally trigger me to flip. It gets me around to the other side and gives me connected to the other side. What happens now is there's a pathway built. The next time I come across some freak accident trip that blows my mind, the route is easier for me to get to, to get around without even being there, even if I got the oil or not. I don't have to keep taking it.

I'm not hooked to it. It just helped me get my route there. That's all. This stuff is amazing. We're the only guys that the VA is even considering using. Like Weed for Warriors came out. This was going to happen with us. We almost got this deal going through with these guys.

I can only imagine what a blast and what this stuff could do for someone's mind. Okay. Now, let me ask you this. The VA is already considering using CBDOs or they're using them already. They're considering right now. They want to use it. And we're one of the guys they're considering to use. I'm proud of this product.

I'm really proud of what it does. You know, like the reason why you're on the show is because I could tell. how proud you. I'm super proud. And I wanted you to break this shit down to these motherfuckers. Not you know, how your product is better than the other product. No, that's what it is. But I want you to break down. I know your product is

great. CBD's beautiful thing, man. If you can get in any form, I don't know how the other guys are working, but get it. And you'll notice some things. Like, what should it have in it? Like, let's say it doesn't have glycerin in it. What do I want to look for? Well, if I don't want sugar, I don't want sugar in my CBD oil. No sugar. I don't want sugar in there. I don't want

alcohol in there for sure, too. There's two chemical compounds that I can see that we have in this stuff here. One of them's CBDA at 6.27% of this stuff. And the other part is CBGA, which is 21.69% of this stuff. Then we've got the CBD, which is only 1.20%, and D9 THC, which is 6.75%. The THCA is 64.1%. There's two chemical compounds you're not going to find using those others type of things in there. Or you're going to get a really small, small amount where it's not really, you're not going to get that effect.

I believe that these two chemical compounds, I don't know why. I'm just going for my own assumption for my taking this stuff. When I hurt my back and I hurt it all the time because I don't like to lose. I keep trying and jujitsu just, fuck it, we're at war. Bring it. So this stuff, maybe I get a spraying or something like that. I noticed that taking this oil, the inflammation of the pain within 90 to like two minutes, this stuff is gone. If not gone, it's almost gone.

And if I wiggle my hips around and try to relax and stuff, my body knows what's up. It releases. Well, I've got to be honest. You gave me a bottle. You gave me two bottles. And it sat in my thing for three or four days. You know, I went online. I looked up your company.

I thought about what my friend said to me, you know. And I took it as preventive medication. You know now You know, I'm a hundred pounds overweight from my body frame My right knee has had surgery on it and I fucked it up right off the bat the left knees tip top My goon knock on wood my shoulders give me a little pain from doing behind the neck things and You know guys it's like my friend Timmy gets in and out of a truck all fucking day. You know he doesn't have a broken ankle But in the winter and all that stuff your body gets sore. Okay, no, no this is what I was thinking I was thinking I

about. So what the fuck do you guys want me to tell you at home? This is what I did. I did exactly what these guys do. Leo drinks a smoothie for breakfast. He's a vegan. So I started putting fucking omnibil with cherries like Leo told me. I started drinking my smoothie in the morning. And then I spray the stupid shit in my fucking nose, the whatever, the lower the inflammation, steroids. And then I blast. You know, you told me, you said, listen, your body. used to it already. It calls for three drops. So I put maybe six drops in there. Okay. Now, what do you guys want me to tell you? My dick got harder so I could see through walls. I will tell you what I felt differently. I felt a little bit more energetic in the mornings than I usually

do. I felt myself thinking a little clearer. Now, I didn't take anything else. The only other supplement I take beside this is my protein shake, the hem force, and I take the protein after drink. I get that my friend's company makes it's low sugars and all that shit. And I get like a baby aspirin and that's it. And I take six drops of this. Now let me tell you guys what I've encountered. I'm a fat fuck. When the judo guy came to town, usually I wouldn't go.

I don't want to get flipped. When you're heavy, it doesn't feel good to get flipped. There's a lot of pressure. And in one drop, I know how to fall. I went to Waikido as a kid. I went to, you know, now you want to how to break falls. I went to the jit-judo on. and they pick your ankle up, Lee, and throw you up in the air and you land.

It was tremendous. I can't lie to you. They was starting from the feet and you do the whole thing. No flips, no crazy 69s and all that shit. Just a leg toss, you know. I got to tell you something. I woke up the next day, and I didn't feel dick. I got a little pain in my wrist.

I don't have that much pain anymore. If you want me to tell you that my knee is healed, I can't say that to you. That's a torn fucking meniscus in there And God knows what else is in that But that little ache I would get in there From time to time, Which is a little bit of arthritis It's gone

I can feel the tendon I'm no fucking gene I'm not gonna tell you that the CBD I'll yield the tendon I'm not blind anymore That's when people are not gonna buy into it But when I read the amount of people

Going to Colorado for their children When I read about people taking it for PTSD. Somebody got arrested two years ago because they got it shipped to their house but the guy said he didn't hear voices anymore. He's still a little fucked up, but he didn't hear voices. If it keeps you together,

I have heard phenomenal results with cancer. Phenomenal results with cancer. In fact, they even said that the edibles with the marijuana that was kind of bad for you because of the sugar, that they'd much rather you have the cannibate, oil however the fuck you say it i'm not gonna say it right canavanin oil i'm gonna fuck bro i fuck it up too so whatever i don't talk about this for you people because i i know it there's a lot

of states are listening to this or a lot of countries and you don't know that this exists or this is available to you you do know but you don't want to know about it i'll tell you what you know in my 30 days that's what i felt but i excuse me i felt something else i sleep better I've been hitting a certain around REM sleep Because I've been dreaming I had a dream I went back to Cuba With a bunch of these motherfuckers

And I lost them And he lost everybody But Becky kept fucking You know I couldn't get it She's like the flu Well How much do both of you

Because you used to Joey Did you get any kickback Because I know if I told my mom Who grew up in the 60s and 70s That I was using marijuana medically she'd laugh or say or get be very skeptical about it because all they think of it as reaper madness it's a drug so how much of it kickback then i mean have you either of you guys got in like like just people being like oh that's that's uh snake oil or that's that's not real

oh i i i've heard a little bit but not as much as i was expecting i got a lot of people more they don't want it because it's drugs right you know that thing but not so much snake go up, but because it's drugs, I can't do it. No, I lost one of my best friends. Eddie Solomon. He actually was a semi, kind of knew like Dana White would give him a couple shirts for his fights and had a big bull symbol for it and all that. And we tried to get him on this stuff. He spent like $750,000 chasing the world doing different chemos all over the place, and it wasn't working. And then, you know, he just went down, you know. That to me was like, Whoa, you know.

I read a case where, and guys, I'm no medical fucking journal. I'm just here to describe what I read to you. I read a case where they did something, not chemo, to lower the tumors. The tumors went down. Oh, with the CBD oil? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. He did something completely different, not chemo, some other type of...

Radiation? Some of the type of... It's the same fucking shit, ain't it? Radiation and chemo? I thought it was different things. He did something else. went down. This is a case like an England or some shit. And then

he went on the CBD oil. No, here's the deal. He did it. It came back. He did three different treatments. The doctor didn't work from. His sister suggested CBD oil. He did the CB fucking D oil after all that stuff. The things went away and never came back. He's cancer free three in a fucking half years. Okay? That's not a snake oil fucking story. No, that's not a snake oil. They even went and they talked

about the laboratory they got it from. lab broke it down. We're about to get a call from Chris's partner and he's got more of the facts about science and stuff like that. You know, these are the things I have read. Like I said, I have a friend DG and he was in Colorado or whatever the fuck and we were talking about a month ago or whatever and he was telling me the amount of prices and homes how they've gone up. But he goes, you know, a lot of these people aren't to something. because their kids either get epileptic fits or there was something else. This was no cancer involved here.

This was where the kids don't get fits no more. The kids are focusing better in school. You know, one thing I noticed was beside the sleep. The sleep on my end was very good. I was getting solid asleep and I was getting seven hours a night. But what I forgot to tell you guys was also a sense of calmness. Lee, yesterday, I gave somebody a ride home out of the kindness in my heart. And they drove me into an alley that was bumper to bump and a bumper.

traffic and the only one car moved every 10 minutes here I got my luggage in the fucking car I wanted to turn around and punch him right in the fucking mouth because he lives on this block you should know this fucking road construction on a Sunday but I gotta tell you I wasn't even mad at all like it didn't bother me like little things I was mad last year you attribute that to the CBD law I have a sense of calmness and I don't know what that calmness is front of me don't get me wrong I'm still a fucking animal I'm still degenerate but These are the things I noticed. Whenever you work out, Lee, okay?

You're a big guy. You're a strong guy. Whenever Chris works out, I get on top of Chris. I'm 300 pounds, okay? Chris isn't bench pressing me, but he's moving around. Jiu-jitsu, all that stuff, kettlebells, is anaerobic. Okay? So, yeah, you focus on those big muscles.

If I tear a bicep, God forbid it hurts. If I tear something, it hurts. But every time you work out, you tail little fibers. You take little fibers around your fucking joints. You know, stuff that you don't feel, you don't fucking know. You know, I think this helps. I think this helps your joints. I think this helps a little bit with arthritis.

We were talking about my friend's dad that his mother said it didn't work in her hands. But the father doesn't use a walking stick no more. He only eats a little piece of a cheebat you. Just a little piece before he takes a fucking hike. So these are the things I fucking heard. Do I believe in all this shit? Yes and no. Yes and no.

Somebody's lying. Somebody's fucking lying or somebody's not approving this for a fucking reason. Well, I saw something recently where a doctor was breaking down that when, you know, he was just coming clean about it saying like when when doctors do the chemo, stuff, they actually get a kickback and they make some money there, you know? Of course, I probably pick a certain kind of chemo. Well, the insurance is they bill you $82,000, even though it's only really $10,000. Well, you get a percentage of that if you're a doctor. Well, the doctor at the end of the year, you get a bonus from those companies, you know,

whether it's pills you prescribe. It's money-based, you know. I got six pills to prescribe to you when you come into my office, but I prescribe you one. If I prescribe that pill to four to my 10 patients, I come on with anxiety problems, I'm getting a bonus at the end of the fucking year. If I convince Lee, who was a doctor, to do the same fucking thing and Chris to do it, that's the way the political system works.

That's part of our politics. Them giving it away, you know, let me explain some to you. How long does a fucking commercial last for a drug? Chantix. 30 to 60 seconds, probably. No, no, no. How long? How long do they play him for?

You'll see if they play them in blocks, but they play them in blocks. For 90 days, you might see them on. I guarantee that's the end of the year rush for them. and doctors are giving that shit out like hot cakes. When you come into a doctor, the doctor will say, listen, there's a generic pill that's $32, but this is way better. I'm going to give you a sample of this.

What, you want to eat the generic shit, or you want to eat the good shit? So he gives you a little fucking taste. It's like dealing coke. It's like stealing wheat. I take this bud. I'm going to call you, and I don't know if it's fucking good. Nobody wants to you guts pill. They want the good pill.

So they get bonuses based on that stuff. And then the price of cannabis, even with a mark. Now I grew up in Boulder. So I was introduced to holistic medicine in Boulder. Did I jump up and down over it? No. But I knew a lot of people that took care of a lot of problems I have. I have presiders on my feet.

I went for that shit where they fucking drained the bag out of your foot, Lee. You want to talk about pain? Let me kick in the nuts act, Lee. That's a fucking introduction. That's nothing. When they stick a needle in your heel, pull that out, and then put another cortisone shot in your fucking heel. And they got to do both feet in both days.

You know what I'm saying? Walking is no fun. No, no. You can't walk for a day and then they put the heel. No, but if you get Bricitis, you have no idea what that's like, ladies and gentlemen. I'm trying to hide behind this. If you get Bricitis, you have this pain every time you sit down. Okay.

If you ever have it, you'll fucking know you have it in your heel. It's from wearing the wrong shoes or running without proper support. It's like shin splints. It's the opposite of the shin splints. So what happens? You're on your feet. Everything's great. Go sit down.

get a pen and call your wife when you get back up you have no fucking idea how you hear feels when you get up to pee in the middle of the night you have no fucking idea when you wake up in the morning you dread it because you got to get on that foot so they have to shoot that foot drain it and put a fucking quarter zone in there to lower that shit and and so you're saying does the we make that pain go away well i haven't had it in years but i'd like to see how all that stuff affects that and trust me There's studies going on right now. There's tons of studies. And it's always...

There's tons of studies. Tons of studies. You know, all you need is 10 people to come out and say that the tumors lowered. All you need is 10 people to come out and say they had chronic arthritis and now they don't have swelling in their hands. That's all you need. We need people to step up and say it. That's all. We need people to make YouTube videos and tell them the amount of drops they took and show it.

And show it. Yeah. And wake the fucking world up. You know what I'm saying? I know. if I was doing something and I was getting a fucking super positive result from it and I wasn't sharing and I'd feel like a fucking asshole. I feel like a fucking asshole. Wait a second. I got a kid that can't, you know. And you know what's going on and you don't say anything. You're just as guilty. So that's me, man.

Like I got this, I want spiritual wealth. I don't need any other kind of wealth. Spiritual wealth to me. That's where I get it like being real with this. You know, like this is what it's doing for people. I want to make sure people can see it. I want to make sure people can see it. I want to make sure. people can get it. I want people with their children to be able to tattoo a weed on you? Huh? You got a tattoo a weed? No, nothing like that on you, nah. Do you understand? You don't come in with weed shirts, you know, those fucking monkeys? No, I'm not here to...

With your fucking swan stick it on your head. I respect you and Leo a lot. I've learned a lot since I've been going to that class over there. Me too, nice people. Because I look up to those guys in a way that I don't look up to nobody. I don't give a fuck about these creatures I deal with in the music industry and the comedy. I've got no

fucking respect for them. There's like a handful that you really like the rest of them you talk to because you got to talk to these fucking morons but uh i look at the people since i was a kid man my mom used to always tell me right out you're gonna have two choices in life you're gonna hang out with fucking losers but you can hang out with people that are doing something usually those people aren't as interesting but you learn more from those fucking people and sometimes i sit there and i look around that class and i talk to people and i ask them creepy fucking questions you know there's a reason why you're built that way what do you do you doing and they'll say I'm a vegan or I'm not I can't imagine my life without a steak but that's out

but nobody can't say you could be a half a vegan what's half a vegan half a vegan leave instead of eating four steaks a week you eat one okay do you follow what I'm saying and you eat six ounces with two eggs or something like that you know you could be a half a vegan you know you can eat fish all the time and you can look at your egg town you know you could make protein shakes in the morning Lee I always made a smoothie with almond juice and fruit and a little fucking banana and an hour later I eat eggs. Guess what? I eliminated those eggs and at 11 I have a protein shade now. So there's no solid food in me before lunch. No way. Yeah, I'm going to try to do that. I'm going to try to do that for the next fucking six weeks and then go to Jujitua 12,

do that workout, then come home. It's going to have a tremendous meal, a salad, a protein. Hey, I got a good, I got a good easy salad for you. A little bit of a carb. I don't eat a lot of shit. No, no, just keep it simple. Lettuce, tomato, onions, maybe. be an avocado, vinegar and oil, you made my fucking day. Right here, like, easy stuff. Like what, Quinole? No, no, no.

Go ahead. No, I put an avocado in there. All right. And then you get kale and you get, oh, my God. I can't get the name of the plant in my head. Yeah, you're old and two already with the kale. Yeah, arugula. Oh, that's good.

What the fuck can you get arugula? Even Steve Martin couldn't find it in the witness relocation. I don't know. You ever see that movie? I kept saying, I can't get no arugula. But you can put CBD oils in those shakes, can't you? Like in the smoothies and shakes that you do? I'd rather put it directly in my mouth.

Let it get absorbed like he told me 60 seconds. So it's like when we eat those stars leave. Okay. Let me tell you something, my friend. I got no reason to lie to you two guys. Yeah, I took a, I didn't see Antiquiettax. But I took those wacky taffies to fucking D.C. with me, wherever the fuck I was.

Philly. I'm sorry. Thursday night, I took that wacky taffy and I chewed the shit out of it. I got over me $10. And I gotta tell you something, I felt this fucking feeling within 20 minutes. And I got, you know, we're family here. We fucking ain't 900 milligrams for it. I had 200 milligrams.

And within 20 minutes, I was on fire. Once I got on Staisley, I blacked out. Like blacked out. Like, it was this fucking act. I told him about my friend that did Coke and told him he had a fly on his forehead. And he would smack his forehead, interrupt everybody and go, shit, there's a fly on my forehead. And then he would smack his forehead.

I took them deep in the murky waters of the underworld. But Friday and I did the same thing. I chewed the fuck out of it because it's all in your mouth. That's my point. That's why I chew it. No, you chew them because you're half a fruit kick. I cut it in half. You don't cut in half.

You just swallow it. I can eat two more. Chew them down like a fucking knoll, like a nickel. How are you feeling on that star dog? I don't want you to tap out like Owen. Oh, man. You can't tap me out. You're my brother.

You're the fucking man of steel. This motherfucker fucking born and raised in Hawaii. Yeah, pretty much. He was drinking fucking kale and reefers shakes in three. I had capsules for the first time the other night. They were really good. I had never done them before. They took a little while to kick in, but have you ever done those?

You know why they took a while to kick in? Because you have to like melt the capsule? No, because sugar. That's what I figured. It's a sugar. The star has sugar. When you go to a fucking bar. Right.

And you drink like a fucking gin and tonic. Okay. Something happens, but it doesn't. Get that same fucking go to the frozen drink place. crossed the way and get a Bahama Mama with 100 and watch what happens to you because that sugar goes right into your fucking geek shit.

Next thing you know you're fucked up. So that edible takes longer because it's a capsule and it's oil. Next time I'll have to do it with like a milkshake or something. What do you think you're doing with Lisa? I had some fucking knobbousia. That's why they put sugar and all that shit. I thought it was the mask. And people say that if you eat it with cheese,

it doesn't work. Who eats cheese and fucking reefer anyway? People are retarded. I don't know. He didn't wear pizza. The cheese lasts longer. Listen, the shit we're eating. It'll last longer. Even if I eat a fucking tree. I can eat a fucking rope with fiber,

and I'm still fucked up for two days. Lee says he's high until he's shit's the next morning. What kind of animal are you? Oh, it's crazy. Like, I'll be high, bro. I'll be high sometimes until I work out. Like, that's why, like, I'm glad that sometimes the kettlebell class is early.

Because I'll get to the kettlebell class. I'll become too high to be here. I'm trying to do it. Turkish get up and it's like I get scared. Then I'm going to drop the weight on my face. Because it's like, it's a lot of weight. I'm like, I'm too high to be here. And then as soon as you start sweating, I'm like, okay.

It takes to him. I'm okay. That's why I never understood. He always used to tell me, go in that elliptical high. I'm like, I'm going to fall off that elliptical. That's, and that's why I think it's cool segue, that CBD is non-psy actor. Like, it's just, it's.

And that's what people, see, that's the biggest thing to make people overcome. One big question I, have for you because this is a question my friend had for me yeah let's pretend i have arthritis i don't want to do the fucking medication it makes my fucking asshole it you don't want to get all high right right no no you don't want to do none of that shit yeah i try the cb dors i'm a union guy i got a call i go pee in a cup what comes back go back to work seriously what we got in there isn't even it it's like eating granola with a hemp seed in it it don't mean nothing it the the The THC value in here is so low.

We're legally allowed to ship this in all 50 states. There's no issue with that. Are you fucking serious? We just got ourselves. We stretched out to Australia. We just got ourselves some people working over there now. We want to make sure everybody knows that we're coming in. We're not playing games.

We're going to do some work here and do some good things and feel good about it at the end of the day about what we're doing. I watched a very interesting documentary. was high as fuck. When I go back to my hotel room, unlike a lot of people, they go out and eat and whatever. I got to shut down. What I just went through was hell.

I'm 53. I'm a fat guy. I'm out of shape, and I put my whole soul on the fucking line on stage. I don't want you to pay $25 bucks and for me to half ass it. So I don't fuck around at these shows. So I talk to people,

I do what I can, I go back to my hotel room. I get water. I got bugles. I said, there was a little bag of bugles. I took it back to my room. I'm very satisfied.

And I decompressed. But there was an interesting show on about acupuncture. About how acupuncture started. Lee, a fucking bird, half bird, half man in China. You know, I love to say. Started acupuncture? Started acupuncture. Wait, what half was bird?

One half was man. Who the fuck knows? He had wings and a hand. I don't fucking know. But they saw the same symbol in India. And they saw the same symbol somewhere else. And they believed that these people, people came down, these terrestials came down and showed them how to heal people.

The Chinese bird would eat a drug that we make him hallucinate and he could look into your body. That's how he created the points for acupuncture. What are they called? The meridians. The meridians. Right. The channels. The meridians.

That's how he devised that shit. And they've even dug up like fucking mummies. Of these guys? Of mummies of whatever the fuck they came from Egypt, Egypt. Because it was Egypt, China. Do they look different? India that saw the same God. Yeah.

A man with a bird. Oh, yeah, yeah. That guy. So when they went to fucking, very interesting. They found that same thing in China. They found, no, no. They had proof now that what that motherfucker taught in China, they were doing in fucking Egypt because they drug up a mummy and they had proof that this

motherfucker was doing acupuncture. Not only that, that fucking Qingwu, that fucking happened. bird, have man, did an open heart surgery. Three thousand fucking years ago before they knew anything about anything. But their claim to fame was that the skies opened up and that the deities

came down and showed them how to heal mankind. And this is how acupuncture started. It fucking blew my mind. Then they took it in the different directions with fucking Martians and shit and I had to fucking put on blue bloods or whatever the fuck I was watching. But the point of the story is

that I'm a firm believer in acupuncture. I saw what it did to me. And what they were talking about made me believe what I believe about acupuncture, that you go in there, your chi is low from throughout the years. It gets worn from stress, from pain, from drug abuse, weather, your chi.

That's how the Chinese believe. It's your fucking inner strength. What they do with acupuncture, the Americans don't understand. The same reason why this TBD oil is a tough sell these fucking Americans because they affiliate it with the hallucinogenic in it is because it takes time to build your chi back. And once you build your chi with acupuncture, then you become bulletproof.

That's when my cat, you know my calves don't swell up after a six-hour flight no more. Did you know that there's an exercise that the Chinese are not allowed? It's like illegal to do and it's called Chinat-san. and if you look it up and you study it on the internet off of YouTube, it's the simplest thing ever. And the benefits out of the thing are just amazing. It's just self-healing and building your chi up in that way. I kind of recommend people to take a look at that.

And I also recommend taking a look at something called Falun Dafa. And Falun Dafa's amazing exercises as well that helped you to build your chi real powerful. Yeah, you can do it from within also. Yeah. That's the best fucking way. Fallen daffa, yeah. And it was amazing. All it followed off was just a form of Tai Chi that has just five exercises that's illegal to do in China.

What happens if you do these those exercises? They come to your house and fuck your cat. What do you think happens? But it's, they were doing, I don't know what they're doing. But all I know is that when I did it and I did it for myself, it really opened up my back and opened up my neck, free me up, you know. I think the most important thing that make the American, I think the most important thing because I see it with my wife. Listen, man, my wife really believes in her yoga.

I like that my wife believes in her yoga. Do I believe in it as much as my wife does? No. I'll tell you what, man, my wife does handstands. She's 46 years old. That bitch does handstands. She can put her legs behind her head. She does one-handed shit.

I can't even fucking dream of doing it. She's doing a challenge now. You know, she's a little embarrassed about the baby fat that stuck around. I mean, she lost all the baby fat except three pounds. When she finishes that, she's even thinking they're going to legacy and doing the attack fit. Because her friend was telling her about the tack for that, you know, that's very interesting. You know, the whole fucking thing. But I see her belief in it.

She doesn't believe in the fucking Swami Lami and the fucking guy with the bikini walking around in the heat. She don't fall for that shit, you know, that fucking pervert. You can't tell that guy. Is it Cosby Jr.? Wait till that comes out. That guy fucking lullabies you with yoga and fucks you in the ass and wakes up and ask you why you've been sweating so much.

You know what I'm saying? Look, you're sweating. Yeah, because I just got fucked in the ass when you think I'm sweating and shit. It's Monday night, cock suckers. You know, I mean, that's the, so my wife goes to that place. It's an hour and a half.

It's guys and men. You know, I've gone in there with it. I love it. It's no incense. It's no fucking Hindu. walking around with dirty fucking feet. No, it's just, it's three white chicks that got their doctorates,

one lived in India, and they got together as a business, their female owners. They don't pimp it out. They don't have child care in there. They take your phone on the way in. Shut that all down. My wife gives her an extra 10 and says,

the phone rings at the daycare. I know when she's there. So it's people believe in certain things, and they stick with it. You know, I'm a fat fuck. I go to that jiu-jitsu school. Am I going to be a world champion? No, but I'll tell you what.

I'm going to lose the most weight going over there three times a fucking week. I'll prove that to you right now. I know it. My body fat is definitely down since I joined over there just with that fucking jacket you got to wear. That jacket, when I bring it home, I got to hang it outside. My knee pad. You think I sucked a thousand cucks in the heat? You think I sucked a thousand dicks in 90-degree weather and shit.

My knee pads are drenched. Who sweats from their knees? I had to get new knee pads. The back of them smelled like fucking a dead armpit. Lee, they fucking, you couldn't. I was scared when people pass my guard that they could sniff them through the fucking pants. The other guy, there's a bald guy

there in class, cool as shit. One day I had them in the north-south and he goes, Jesus, you're going to sniff my dirty knees. We were hollered. Because your knee pads, you have to take them off and leave them outside and let them get dry and then put them in the wash. It's a fucking nightmare.

What was my point? I don't even know what I'm talking about here. CBDOs. That's right. Back to CBD-offs. What time is it, Lee? 6.52. All right. So we got eight fucking minutes.

You're going to put Tony Bennett on? You're going to sit there like I'm going to look at the air and stuff. You mind if I go use the bathroom? No, go ahead, brother. Okay, that's the whole time I'm sitting here like a peevo kid. Go, go, go, go, go, go. No, we're putting music in a hurry up. Yeah, chief.

I want to be around to pick up the pieces when somebody breaks your heart. You're right. It's the first door to you're right. Some, somebody twice as smart as I'm saying. What are you going to do, ladies and gentlemen? You know what I'm saying? It's Monday night. Me and Lee on fire.

One more star might go down. Somebody. He's looking a little pale and shit over there. Oh, my God. Lee, you went fucking pale before. After that first bone. Oh my God, your face got really red. And then all the blood shot from your body.

Your eyeballs bolted. When was the last? time you had a bong. It's been a while, right? Late, it doesn't matter when the last time we did a bong, I've been telling you for much. We're in training. I know, but I have baby lungs. We might show up with a bong. We might show up with a pipe. You got to be prepared with Uncle Joey. You know what I'm saying? You never know what we're going to fucking show up with a star or mushroom cap. You threw away those mushrooms,

cocksucker. I didn't throw away. Yeah, you didn't want to eat no more mushroom, but the licking of the licking fucking acid still hidden in the vault of life. Yeah, that's what I would have thrown away. Oh, man. How you feeling? All right? I'm feeling pretty, pretty mericated at the moment. Good, good. You're looking fucking pretty immaculate yourself too.

What? Yeah, well, no, my dad and I had a great time this weekend. I'm happy. You put a tear to mind last night. He looks great. He's getting old. We're getting old. Yeah, he's having a good time.

We got fucking super high with him. We fucking sent him fucking packing last night. His hair, he was hearing fucking Vietnamese people yelling and jumping through weeds and shit. That weed was tremendous last night. Oh, my God. It was really good. I'm, you love with some animals. We got some delivery, which I've never done before, which is really cool.

I've never done that in the sense. It was really fun. Yeah. Oh, we saw that New Independence Day, which is pretty terrible. I know that. When you told me you were there, it's like. We saw the first one, though. There's a week going back to these old school things again.

It was a double feature. The original was so good. A double feature of fucking that they hit you with the first. like going on a date. She lets you suck a titty as you drop 200, and then she tells you you got to go home because her brother's sleeping on the bed. That's what happened to fucking you

when you want to see that dumb-ass fucking movie. You could tell that was bad in the commercial. You're like, oh, they fucked up. They fucked up. Did they win a million dollars? Did they win number one? I'm sure. Did it?

I'm sure. Did it? Stupid. We fucking are as Americans? Oh, no. And then you wonder why ISIS fucking is going to shoot you in the fucking head? Because you go see in the,

Independence Day. You got to boycott that shit, those Marvel movies. It's over. We're looking for one fucking hero. An American hero. You want to go see Independence Day, like a fucking bunch of mooks. Okay. Well, what? Here, I know that you're going to think I'm crazy. But I had this thought that they should just stop making new movies and start re-releasing because you always give me shit for not seeing this and that. And it's because it came on before my time. I think they have enough good movies now that they can re-release those. As they are? Or re-release them with a new cast? You know what? And I thought about it. That's a very interesting question that you brought up. Because my dad and I, we watched Airplane, which I'd never seen before. We watched Coming to America.

We watched Traiting Places. You never seen Coming to America, but? I had seen that one. I watched it too this weekend. Oh, my God. Those movies, they stand up, dude. They look a little bit. It's not HD.

It's not. I don't think there's actors that could hold up the cast. What would you rather do, HD or fucking good movies? Great movies. Okay. Then what the fuck? I don't give two fucks about ADHD. Fuck, no.

In fact, when I was watching Coming to America, you could see the makeup. Yeah. And I had a regular TV in a hotel room. You could see the fucking makeup. Yeah. That's what I can see with ADHD. That's all I can see, how old the movies really are. But the movie's a solid fucking movie.

Oh, my God. A fucking airplane. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? I never. It's all a bunch of dumb, classic, fuck. Is that the one but all?

OJ no. No, it's the one with Kareem. He's the co-pilot. That's right. That's right. That's right. But it's, and,

okay, I understand that it's, it's very far-fetched. And my thought was that the stars now could have, have access to the camera equipment and stuff,

to release it on iTunes. Both of you. Yes. Forget your fucking iTunes. Who's going to play Charles Bronson and Death Wish? Go ahead. No one.

Give me 30 seconds. I'll give you 60 seconds. Debt. Oh? Depp. Please. Please. Please, let him keep smacking the bitch.

Oh, yeah. No, yeah. Can I don't have them. Okay. I'm not mad than because of that. That's just a joke. You know, I'm just fucking around. I'm trying to think like, uh,

yeah, go ahead. Maybe Liam Neeson. Oh, come on, guys. Yeah. No, no, no, no. No, not that lurchy motherfucker. I mean.

Death wish right now. If I had to fucking cast it, Death Wish. The problem with Death Wish is, if you really watch Death Wish, the problem is he sold the architect, but has phased it. Go ahead, put on a piece of Death Wish.

Just any piece. One of the most disgusting, fucking, disturbing rape scenes I have ever fucking fucking seen in my life. I was a young kid. Did he go up there so we came all... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I left that movie theater fucking mummified. Eric Goldblum is one of the fucking robbers in that movie.

And that white dude that's still around. The only thing scared me back then was seeing the alien movie. Oh, fuck. This made the alien movie look like a fucking tic-tac-toe game. I mean, this is fucking rough. When you're a child, you don't know about that. What year was that came out of? Like, 73?

I was 10. Oh, okay. I was... You know, I was eight. I was just born. Okay, let me see. This is what the fucking... Death Wish rape scene.

No, I think it's... Keep going, keep going. Death Wish 3. Just go up, go up, go up to the beginning. Just right there. Where's his muggers? Go ahead. Oh, God.

This is after his wife gets raped, and he just starts going on in the fucking street. Crazy. All right. He just says, fuck this. Now, here's a guy that's supposed to be a fucking architect. But like I'm saying to you guys, he's got a face, not of a killer, but of a weathered man. Who the fuck is going to play Charles Bronson?

Yeah. The other thing about Charles Bronson was he was 50 when he did these. Antonio Vanderas? No. He was 50 when he did these. And he was in good shape. He was in phenomenal fucking shape. So who the fuck is going to play this?

This is my question. They picked the director. They announced this and that and this and that They really try to break my fucking art But I'm not breaking sticks and stones Will break my bones I won't watch it And they're doing the second part to a mechanic

Which never fucking existed How can you do a secret to a movie That never fucking existed? Look at him Does he look like a fucking architect To you? I want to watch this shit go down Oh yeah yeah

Yeah He's like we're out of here Now this is I don't know guys And you're looking at me listening to me going, Joey, this guy, this guy, this guy. I don't see nobody else fucking playing this right now, man. And that's my point.

Richard Gier's too old. Andy Garcia. Oh, Andy Garcia, yeah. Andy Garcia might be able to pull this off. I can see Andy Garcia. Not the dude from fucking that show on showtime. The fucking dude that fixes things. Nah, nah, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no. None of those dudes run through my fucking mind. right now. How's that pose? And that's my point. Like, yeah, maybe someone could play it. But we already have this.

So just lower the ticket prices. Let families go to movies again. And re-release. Watch this. Put the fucking thing on. Put the mic on so people can hear it. The guy just ripped his paper. Charles Groson shoots him.

Shoots this fucking hump. Shoots him again. Shoots this motherfucker again. And he's off the train. It's 19. 1773, there's no fucking cameras. They're not going to be able to do this fucking scene, Momos, because there's fucking cameras everywhere.

Unless they make a timepiece and everything. That'll be hard. You're a genius right there, but how are they going to do this? I don't know. Listen to the music. Listen to what's going to his mind. See, he's out of there. That's it.

He's out of there. You cannot suspect this guy. This was a brilliant film because of this. Look, he's gone. Nobody knows nothing. There's no camera. Not one piece of dialogue. Nothing.

No. That was the 70s. They made you have imagination. They made you have imagination. There you go. Where did the cops go? The completely other way. See if there's another scene there.

That's why like the first alien. They didn't have all that special effects. They made you have to fucking, they made you have to like imagine that shit while I was in the shadow. Take it. Look it up. What's happening, brother, Joey Diaz, here? Hey, Kelly, how you doing?

Good, you got to speak up a little bit down there. You got to speak into the mic, please. How are you down there in Hawaii? I'm doing all right. How about yourself? Not bad, which I'm happy you called. You know, we were just talking about the whole process of CBD, how the process works, you know, how your product is processed compared to the other products on the market,

and the case studies that you've heard about. or things you've heard about, you know. Of course. So, yeah, so what scientific studies or information do you have regarding your CBD? Well, the CBD that we have at the moment is completely different than most people's CBD out there on the market. It's a cold press process, and it takes over a year to make the oil. It's not made with the butane or the CO2. It's not made for the quick buck.

The person who's doing it actually has really good intentions and started off that way and continues to roll down that path. So it seems like the really good stuff takes a lot longer to make than the average product. Let's say that. Now one question. What would happen to me if I did do a CBD oil with the CO2 process? What's the difference?

What's going on there? You know what? I believe they're all very beneficial. Depending on what your affliction is, I've seen a lot of different oils from the CO2 extraction to the RSO. All the different oils seem to affect different people in different ways. And a lot are very positive. I personally have a belief just from what I've been witnessing that it's more about the whole plant. compounds. It seems that all the compounds are already in the plants and when you start doing processes to it, you start to eliminate a lot of the important compounds in there that are

very medicinal to the body. Now, where does the hallucinogenic part of it go when you do that? If it's done correctly, the CBD oil is non-psychotropic. And, And it is not hallucinogenic whatsoever. When you take marijuana or CBD and you heat it up, once it hits its molting point at 180 degrees, it decarbolates, it decarbalizes, and it becomes psychotropic and becomes activated. And now you actually get high from it. So as long as you can keep it, if you can keep your process at the right temperatures, you can keep your compounds from activating and they stay medicinal and they won't get you high. But that being said, I have seen a lot of people go through a euphoric moment when they take the

product and they almost for a second would think they're high, but I tend to believe now the more I watch it that they're feeling good and they don't remember what it's like to feel good all the time. So euphoric is a good thing. now what ailments have you heard that this CBD oil your product is effective on you know what it's been effective on just about everything it's a very broad spectrum oil

I personally don't make it it's made in Colorado I just seem to have been the lucky guy to have met up with this person and it being very broad spectrum because it has all the compounds in it, it's a dietary supplement in a sense where it allows your body to take over and to use the compounds in it that it needs to aid your immune system, to fight cancer, to keep the anti-inflammatories, anti-seizor, all of that stuff.

It seems that your body can weed through the compounds itself and use the ones it need and dispense the ones that does not. And considering the other products out there, I don't like to talk bad about products. This is the least invasive thing I've come across in my life that is very beneficial. What would you say how it works with, like, say, opioid abuse? Amazing, actually. I have an amazing story. I have a doctor that he himself was on opioids.

He is a what I would call a pill farmer. And I gave him the oil because I live in pain myself. I was there for my own pills and my own problems and afflictions. And I offered him the oil. And he took a dose. His phone rang. And I said, you're going to get that? And he said, no, that's my phone saying,

take my pill and I said you're not going to take your pill and it had only been two minutes and he said I don't have the desire to take the pill for the first time in years so I've seen it work that quick and that was an MD and he at the moment is prescribing it to people to get off of their opioids because it seems to have a very positive effect on the opioid receptors it seems to stop the pain enough to allow your body to say, I don't really want that pill. Then your mind has to deal with, you know, whether you want it or not. And I'm sure the pharmaceutical companies don't want to hear that CBD oil does that stuff. In my little study that the bottles Chris gave me, in my little study, I found that I was sleeping a little deeper.

I've always been an erotic sleeper. I have sleep apnea. But if I get five hours, I'm pretty good. But I got to get up one time to pee. Ever since I've been doing the CBD oil in the morning, I get up to pee one time, but it's a tough walk. And when I go back to bed, I go right back to bed, and I'm having dreams again.

Like vivid dreams, nothing sexual, just going to Cuba, going to Jiu-Jitsu, going to a park, shit like that. All the good stuff. Yeah, and I've also realized that those, you know, like I was explaining to Chris, I have a ripped meniscus. I'm not going to tell you that the CBD all took away the pain, but I'll tell you what, it did take a little bit of pain away from that little arthritis pain I had. You know, I'm a 300-pound guy, so every time I go on my wrist, I reheard it. but I don't have that constant little pain for an hour after Jiu-Jitsu or two.

Gotcha. Well, let me explain to you. Just from you saying that you do only a morning dose, if you were to up the dose, this oil is a saturation game. This particular product, it's like taking an antibiotic. It has to loop through your system to hit all the organs and to get all the way up into your, to cross the blood, brain barrier and to really, really get into you, I call it the saturation point.

And if you were to actually up your dosage, not more drop, but just more times per day, I bet you that evening you have a longer block of sleep. And most likely about a week or two in, I bet you would notice that you have less frequent yearning to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Well, like I said, I used to be a three-a-night peer, and now it's one good P about 4.30, which means I got four-and-a-half good, maybe five hours asleep. It used to be 12, and I'd be fucking walking around at 12 o'clock. At 2 o'clock, I'm sorry, which you don't do dick in two hours. No.

It's like, you know, so now I feel like I've been sleeping a little deeper. Today I slept until 7 in the morning. Why? Because when I got off the plane, I blasted that stuff. Yeah, well, I have amazingly elderly people. Like, I have an 87-year-old lady. She takes one drop. And she's up to eat meds to the tumor on her spine. And she gets 10-hour blocks of sleep. I see the stuff do so many different things to so many different people

that it's so all over the board. At the moment, if I could show you pictures, I would. I have little kids with cerebral palsy that are 82 days in at the moment without having a seizure, and they haven't been on meds now for 82 days. Post all that stuff on my wall so I can show everybody, huh? Yeah, these are some amazing stories.

The lady is on the East Coast with the two kids, and I actually wasn't very knowledgeable in CP at all. In the first pictures he sent me, The little kid was holding herself up on a table and she was so excited. And I said to her, is this a big deal? And she said, yeah, my kids can't even sit up. And as you watch the pictures on the wall come in, you'll see that she goes from pulling herself up to walking, crawling. Now she's talking.

She's got core strength. They're laughing. They look like little kids. And since I guess the teachers see them the most, they're cognitive. skills and everything have improved so much that the report's coming back to the mom, and she knows the most because he's the biggest fan and cue reader, is it's undeniable. We gave these two little girls their lives back,

and that's just one little story of a lot of good ones that are going on at the moment with this product. I'm happy you called in and broke it down a little bit further. I want at that end of it also. Like I said, you know, I went to college in Boulder and I got into different hemopathic stuff. I had bursitis on my heel and shin splints and that was the beginning of my shoulder pain. And I went to see different people. And I noticed that you really have to, how that process works is it all starts with belief.

And I've been an acupuncture guy now for nine years, twice a month, you know. and you're right, it's the saturation process. We were just talking about that before. With acupuncture, you've got to build your chi up, and then it starts healing, and it starts working as preventive. So I felt the same way about this. I knew it was going to take a while to saturate into my body.

I mean, I eat a lot of marijuana every day. There's got to be a couple CBDs already in there floating around, but this is the good stuff, and I wish you were a lot of luck with it, and I love what you're doing, and I wish you good luck with the VA. If this is really working on PTSD and all those little brain seizures and whatnot, this is a great product.

It is a great product. I thank you for having me. And I look forward to the world getting a chance at it. It is pricey because we're in the infancy of this whole industry at the moment. And there's a lot of convoluted information out there about how much it costs to make. and this and that, but I believe in the near future, it's going to be very accessible, and hopefully the big farmer will be in and mess it up and take away the real stuff somehow. But I'm glad you got to try it. All right.

Well, thank you for your time, my brother. Good luck to you. And if I'm ever in Hawaii, I'm coming to see you. You know what? I always hear your show. You just keep up the good work. You are awesome. So are you, my brother.

Thank you for calling in. Okay. Aloha from Hawaii. Aloha, my brother. Yeah, bogey. Cheers. Yeah, no, I'm like I said, I'm enjoying it. I think I'm basically enjoying the calmness of it.

You know, when you land on a fucking plane, the fucking airport's never ready. You understand me? In the old days, your plane lands, they always got a gate for you. Now you got to wait. Then you get there. They've got to tow it in because the Chinese dude made a left turn. Now I got to wait for the fucking thing that touched the gate. Now the computer broke down.

can't open it yet you know that happened to me twice in two fucking weeks by the way but you know what i didn't lose my cool because i know what are you going to do what am i going to do do you have some bottles i can leave around the office just in case there's nothing just in case i tell them i went and got hummus or something or an emergency bottle no i'm happy you came on i really wanted to talk about this on the show i wanted to talk about the pros and cons i had heard, listen, guys, if you think I'm going to make a bunch of fucking copies, I'm coming in here with paperwork, you're crazy. I'm going to tell you what I read.

Now, do I believe what you read half of it, but listen, I lived in Colorado for a long time. I got a lot of friends still there in Boulder in Denver, and I hear the chitter-chatter, and even they can't believe it. They can't believe the amount of people that are moving in with all different types of ailments, and these things work miracles, fucking miracles. So who's lying? Who the fuck's lying? They got to be doing case studies at the University of Colorado and Boulder.

I know those fucking people. They're cynical. I just wonder, like, how long have they known? And for how long haven't they told us? Because, man, they've been making some money over here. Well, they know. But the problem is we have this problem in America right now. Follow like sheeples.

We're trying to legalize it. And that pisses some of Americans off. So guess what happens? CBD falls into that fucking circle. Why? Why? Because it's ignorance. Why? Because it's ignorance. Listen, if you think I'd sit here, if you think I would be here 10 years ago, talking to you about this, you got a fucking problems. Yeah. Ten years ago, I would look at you like a fucking coop. All right, yeah, whatever. Great. That's it. That bottle you gave me and fucking give it to some porso. Here, take this, drink this with whiskey. Now, because I've heard all the fucking positive effects, I welcomed you. I wanted to hear more about it. I'm like, really, man.

And then Leo, you know, I believe If Leo tells me he walks on Coles for Anthony Robbins, I'll do it. Even after the people got burnt, those fucking morons. You got to wear sandals. Leo's awesome. I believe anything Leo tells me. I look at this guy.

I see how he lives. I know he suffers from anxiety. He's told me he has the same anxiety I have. There's times before he goes to class. He wants to make a U-turn and leaves, you know. And he's very calm. He always looks like he's in a great place when he's there.

Yeah. So I look at guys like this, and I get little tips from them. You ask them, what's going on in your world? You know, I'm surprised. How many people there are involved in some sort of marijuana, which really impresses the shit on me? Because I look at these people,

and I don't look at any of those people with stoners at all. I do not. Guys, I just spot him coming to mount away. There's not a person there that looks like a fucking stoner. And sometimes you're rowing or they, You don't look like a stoner. Oh, yes, I fucking do. I look like I got hit with 2,000 rocks.

They just smell me. They just smell me. They know. I don't care. Look at me, though. I look like I hit with 2,000 fucking rocks on the ugly stick. What do you mean? I'm a good boy.

Yeah, but when I think stoner, I think like hippie. Now, you got to break that round, but it's really... I get artistic on it, man. Helms me get real. I went to one place where nobody ever talked to my round. want to. It was like nobody even mentioned it. It was on time. Two places I went to

nobody talked about it. There was one place I went to where people talked about it. But that's it. This place I go to now nobody looks like there's no pond. You got to see the people how they're built there. You know, there's maybe three, five

people, four five fucking guys there. And they can move. And the people who have stayed there, those guys get in shape. You just got to keep. fucking go. We're that one Mexican guy about his size that moves like the wind. Oh, Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, that guy's a fucking killing.

It's all over my back. We start off. I'm looking in, and within like five seconds, he's on my back. He's trying to shovel me this way. He's on my back. This way. He's pushing me that way. He's totally on me. And it's not like he's just for a quick burst. It's for like till the bell stops, you know. The whole time he's moving on you. And then he stops and he didn't even breathing that heavy.

He's just looking at you. He just looks like he was a bear. Like, that's fine. Let's do it again. You know, you read, you see You see ads in the paper. You see commercials on television for to lose weight fast, you know, with frozen food plans. And you see all this advertising media they throw at you. Correct? As an American, that's what you fucking see.

You see a ton of it getting thrown at you. And half of us are either overweight or obese. And we're all looking for the answer. Listen, everybody wants to eat that fucking cheesecake after dinner, you know, at that birthday celebration. Nobody wants to go to a birthday party You know a fucking piece of cake You know? They have bad pizza

You know that bad kid pizza people get now? You know how bad that is for you? You always eat a slice at those birthday parties Make your backer because it just sticks in your stomach Just fucking the pepperoni and shit is dead Well, how crazy is advertising If I see a color of a sign I'll know what fast food places is

Or a restaurant it is We all know logos Red and White Stripes Oh right and white stripes Maybe in and out KSC Okay Well, KFC's the one

The fan of the fan of the thing. I couldn't even do KFC. Well, anyway, KFC, the point of this fucking story is that you look at all these things they throw at you in magazine articles and you sit there going maybe they're airbrushed, maybe they're not airbrush. When I go to this place,

I see the transformation in people's bodies in six or seven weeks. I see how they change. And that's how I know this works. You see that Ghee's, looking a little looser and shit because it shrinks you in everywhere at once inch by fucking inch it shrinks you so it's pretty impressive you know how you see all these fake ads 20 minutes a day is all you fucking need no you don't get on a mat that that shit's not going to fucking

work out for you at all dog 20 minutes a day and I do nothing for nobody on the fucking standmaster first off you can't do it seven fucking days a week till your legs fall off like poor Lee one day Lee's going to be walking's going to get the sharp pain his knees going to go what the fuck is the stem master that time for a year straight when I fucking told you to get off that goddamn thing. I know, I mean, I only do like once a week now. That's that.

That's all you need. You do those kettle balls three fucking times a week. You're swinging double kettlebells. Why don't you come to jihitsu with us, Matt? I used to go with me at the other place. You got to come over this school. You'd love this stuff, dude. He even went to a competition and everything.

Did you do a comp? Did you do a cop? Did you do a cop? I did not. I was there and I got destroyed. But I'm really enjoying kettlebells right now. You still did a comp, though. That's still sick. I'm afraid to do one.

Yeah, me too, man. I'm scared. I don't want the one breaking me. I want to surf. It was the most fun I had at Jujitsu, but I still, I'm really enjoying kettle. Listen, man, people don't like everything in life. You know, that's what makes life fucking interesting. Not everybody likes fucking pizza.

You know, not everybody likes pizza. The best pizza in the world is some people looking at it's not really me. I really have macaroni and cheese or bacon bits. Okay. I just love sharpening the blades that we have in that class. Man, I love working out with those guys. I like to see them get better. I like to get all weird and do strange things that they don't know what the hell is going on

and have them find ways out of it. They're awesome. And the jih Tzu world. Yeah. When you've talked to people about this or you've spoken to other classmates about this, what are their results from taking this? What are you here that they say to you? What's the most beneficial thing?

Back pain. Back pain is awesome for a lot of my friends that have that. That's like any kind of like, you know that when you work out real hard and then your buyer is just stiff and sore, and the next day you don't want to go, you're just tired. Well, this kind of helps you,

like, get that recovery. I think it helps with recovery because it's such a super anti, it's a super white blood cell booster, you know? Like, it just boost your white blood cells.

So I have a feeling what it does is it helps you heal up a little faster, you know, from stuff. I don't get, I don't get as sick as I used to, so I can keep coming the class a lot more. My, my,

if I get cuts or abrasions or anything like, I broke my toe pretty good a little while ago. That thing healed up pretty good. Um, this, this jujitsu game has been like, a plus and, and have, have my body there to be able to do it's like the ultimate, you know, to be at the top level that I can be in that class, you know. I'm not young. I'm 43, but when I'm going against Leo and once in a while, I can take him, that feels really, to me, that's an heavy duty accomplishment because Leo is no joke and nobody in there's any joke. And if I can hassle them somehow, I feel great about it, you know, at the age that I'm at. You know, one thing I know for a fact, and I've heard it from people that are anti-marijuana.

An Australian friend of mine I have hates this shit. Yeah. And he's one of the top trainers in the game. He trains Pachiao. He was Pachial strength and fitness coach for years. Then they had a disagreement. He opened up his own gym. And then towards the end, Pachial hired him back.

And Pachio had him for the last three or four fights. No, his name is the Austrian. I call him the Australian. Justin Fortune. He owns Fortune's gym. in Hollywood between Kersan and Gardner. It's behind. You have to go behind the fucking place.

There's a coffee shop in front. It's next to a place that makes smoothies and shit. He doesn't go to Wild Card no more? Yeah, now he goes to Wild Card to train him, but he still has his gym. Okay, okay. So the point being that he despised the shit. He despised it, but one day we him and I were having a conversation. And him like came to the same agreement.

He goes, for starters, Bruce Lee ate this shit 30 years ago. And he ate it for a reason because he knew it took the acid out of your body and it cleaned out the inflammation. He goes, and I know for a fact, he goes, I don't know smoking that shit, you know, takes, does it, but I know eating it does. And this is a guy that, you know, is anti-Refer when me and Nacophol, he got rest of soul, would talk about it. He goes, what the fuck you bloody fools talking about that marijuana? this shit. But you know what? He got cancer. He went on the edibles. And today he's alive, you know, because he got an appetite. He lost weight. He lost a bunch of weight. So I'm not going to sit there in my world and tell you that when I smoke marijuana, it's because the headaches I get of

the Martians I see and shit like that. I would love to be able to tell you that. But I do know one thing. When I went to prison, I had been smoking pot at that time. Maybe, let's say when I was 25, I started smoking when I was 12. So I was half my life at the age of 25. But at one point, I smoked it recreationally, correct? From seventh grade to maybe junior year in high school, I smoked it recreationally. I smoked it to get high and listen to records and think at night like I was fucking Copernicus, where the fuck I thought I was.

But then it came to a point where I realized that I needed marijuana to sleep. I'd never like those volumes, even though I took them from time to time. I didn't like how I felt in the morning. But I didn't mind how marijuana made me feel in the morning. And in those days, in 82 and 83, I got to be honest with you guys, I was getting some Superman for New York. At the time, what year? This is 82, 83,

84, and 85. I'm telling you that. I wouldn't lie to you. First off, when I was a sophomore in high school, there was a guy. His name was Pullman. He was a teacher's name. He was one of those cool hipsters already. He was cool than everybody else. And he ran the department where they built the stages. And if you did his class, you hung out the whole day,

for twice a year where you built the stage of Jesus Christ Superstar and in the summer you built this crack for the nutcrack or sweet or whatever the fuck it was. But Bob Pullman's claim to fame was that he lived in Hawaii in the summer. That's what made him cool. That he was a Jersey guy, but in the summers he was

a Wahoo and he did all this shit. Me and him never really fucking hit it all. You didn't like a Wahoo? I didn't like him. I never liked him and I don't think he liked me so it made it. And we knew with this in freshman year. I got along with all the drug teachers, but I didn't get along with him.

But to make my story short, in those days, in 78, 79, and 80, Pullman would charge you 35 bucks for a stick with the weed had grown around it, and it had come right to, it would come right to the school in those days in the box. He'd show you the fucking box, right from Hawaii.

And he would sell you, this is 82. I don't know if you remember. were probably in your daddy's pants. No, no. I'm born in 73. So that was his fucking claim to fame, you know? So I don't know what he called. He didn't call it Maui Wawi. He called it something different.

It even came in a cell of fame thing. In those days, it was $35 and you got barely three joints. It was sticky as fuck. You had to let it dry. By the time it dried, Lee, there was two joints. Okay, so that was my experience with it. But there was a spot in Harlem. and they sold Hawaiian wheat.

At that time, by 80, 81, 82, I was pretty comfortable in those days, smoking a half a joint, taking a ride going to get a milkshake or a half a Cuban sandwich with a friend, and I'd go home, smoke the other joint, and within 20 minutes, it was La La La LaVille. That's how I used it. I'm not going to lie to anybody. For years, I knew one thing. I knew two things of marijuana. By 1985, I knew two.

things about marijuana at the age of 22. I knew that it put me to fucking sleep. And I also knew that when I smoked it and I put my Walkman on, which is, I.E. is an iPod today. Used to be a fucking Walkman. You have to have 50 fucking cassettes in your pockets and all

that shit. And nothing was better in life than doing that and just going for a walk in New York City. Nothing was better than that. And then I discovered... What's that? No, in those days, I still listen to heavy metal. And then I realized later on after I started comedy.

Let me tell you something. You know, and you guys look at it as a crutch, but it worked for me, guys, and that's all that fucking matter. But I'll tell you, Lee knows. Lee's my witness. Lee, how much did we laugh on the way to the pipe store? To the bong store. We got a bong out of respect for Crissies.

Hawaiian, I didn't want to disrespect them. How many, how much did we laugh? The entire way. I was half high already. You know me. Always. And I write a joke. When I look at that fucking joke, it may.

it makes the joke funnier. If I giggle when I'm high, that's a good fucking joke. If me and Lee giggle, we're fucking, it's a funny fucking joke. You know, when I used to act all the time, I get a script, I read it when I'm sober. I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, and then I color it in. And then I color it in, and then I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, I read it, and then guess what I do? I go for a walk and smoke a joint. I don't look at it for 15 minutes.

come back and I fucking read it, read it, read it. Now I mark the actions down. What exactly I'm going to do? I do that on the weed for years. That's how I booked roles. It was a one-hour process. And after that, just how I saw it is how I fucking rehearsed it. And I would make a scene out of the audition.

I wouldn't just go in there and read anymore. I learned how to sell it, how to slow it down, and exactly what I would do if I was, walking in the room to kick the door into C Lee or if I was walking in to have a conversation with you what exactly do I do I turn the light on I closed the door I'm not gonna just walk and leave the fucking door open you close the fucking door you pull the chair aside you walk over to the middle you look around you go nice fucking digs that's not even in the fucking script but that's what you see when you smoke that fucking number you understand me so I understand you do have you

heard of people going to audition and stone? I did it and you know it got me shit because your adrenaline goes up and you don't know what's at the other side of that door. If they say to you you're going to go see producers, you don't know

if it's one chick with a fucking assistant or you don't know if it's eight motherfuckers and one of the actors you know, what do you do if you smoke a joint you think life is fucking beautiful when you walk into a room and it's Travolta in there with the fucking casting director and the directors

the little fucking midget. What do you do if you're stoned? Your adrenaline shoots up a thousand over one. You're going to start stuttering. Your hand's going to start shaking with the script on it. You don't know how bad life is

to your hand is shaking with a script and you're trying to read and you're falling apart at the seams. You know what audition that happened to me on? The Sopranos. No way. First time I went in there, the producers, my hand was shaking like I was getting fucked in the ass.

You understand me? I couldn't stop that twits. My little hand was on, fire and shit. I was just reaching out for somebody to get me out to get that fight. That's how bad my hand was shaking and you can hear this sheet going.

So, that's what happens when you smoke weed. It's like when you smoke weed and you go to jiu-jitsu the first couple times. It's great until a 300-pound fat dude gets on top of you. And that 300-pound feels like 9,000 and you're out of air. And even after he gets up, you smell salami

and fucking cold cuts and fucking Maritada and whatever else you fucking saw. Salami, man, man. Let me give some shoutouts here. You're my man, Chris. You want another star? I want to go order some food, man.

Oh, yeah, I figured that. Solani and stuff? Oh, please. You know I don't fuck around here. First off, the big shout-out is to my boys in Philadelphia. Thank you ladies for coming out all you guys. The poor girl I was going to smoke in the alley with, but it was a fucking nightmare.

I love you, Philly, motherfucker. fuck is my man trade the insurance guy is always bob lillinger's thank you for the fucking present my daughter loved it the baseball's tremendous garratt and nick richardson thank you for the card the card i gave lee and thank you for the one you gave me thank you for coming for the show and thank you for being a bad motherfucker and i'm sorry i didn't smoke boned or life for you listen when i do those helium shows guys there's 250 people on the way out and there's 250 people on the way in and I spoke to the staff and they were like it's a fucking cluster fuck and if you go outside the people next door complain like they did the last time so you really can't go outside

because in Philly where the fuck you're going to smoke you can't smoke on that fucking street there like animals the only gets pissed off so forgive me if I didn't come out I came out I took a few pictures of a few people when they when the herd tamed down you know I love you motherfuckers with all my heart. So thank you very much for coming out. Also, my fucking main girl over there, Hillary, she's like a fucking bad cold. She don't stop tormenting me. But Dylan, happy birthday this Wednesday, cock sucker, whoever the fuck your birthday is, I'll see you motherfuckers in October. 15th. I know you got tickets. You know, I love you. Motherfuckers. Freddie Chavez, my man down under Frank Barker, 10th Planet down there, and Thomas motherfucking E-ebo.

whatever your fucking name is. Also, shout out to my man, Mickey. What's his name? Anyway, don't fucking matter. Nick Rigorius, who actually I met the dude who was on the podcast last week. I met him the other night. It was 102 fucking degrees at 6 o'clock. He had his guion.

I had my guy on. And he made me close my eyes and just fucking breathe and roll with him. And it was one of the most amazing things that ever happened to me. I never sweat so much in all my fucking life. I was thirsty for two fucking. days you understand me i was i was having dreams that i was fucking thirsty but i want to give a shout out to him and support his black black belt uh brotherhood black belt brotherhood because i tell you what guys he's the real deal he showed up he didn't accept any fucking money he told me to give it to

some donation to jih Tjitsu brotherhood the jih Tjitsu brotherhood and he just taught me two or three little things and you know what this guy was sweating like an animal and most people charge you 400 of fucking hour to do something like that. He wouldn't even take the small half of your... Nothing, nothing. So if you're a jih Tzu person, support his videos, all these guys are coming here, him and Matt Baker, these guys are solid motherfuckers.

So what's the direction that you want your company to go into right now? The CBD are. What are the things that you're looking to do? What are the rules you're looking to fucking change? I mean, right now you're shipping it to 50 states. Right now I'm in Pennsylvania. I get flashbacks of Vietnam. I get her just to play the drums.

And somebody wants to get some of this stuff. Right. Well, there's going to be, we have a website, and they can go to this website, get the information off the site to go ahead and get this. It's called a globalcbd.org. And they can go there, and they can go ahead and get it from that site right there.

And there's no law limit. The DA is not going to dock on that door like an episode of cops. It's a fucking one chick. It's a dietary supplement. It's a dietary supplement. It's a dietary supplement. It's not a drug. There's no, you can't get high here.

Our THC level is so low. It's like granola. We're beyond legal. It's like, they make a shampoo like this with this stuff in it. They put that. They sell that everywhere. They have cereal. You can get like this.

You can buy in the health food stores. I mean, you can buy this CBD oil stuff in health food stores. as it is as well. You know, I just, I want to make sure people get CBD oil and get the highest quality that they can find, you know, prefer to stay away from the sugar and stay away from alcohol-based CBD oils. One of the diseases that, you know, touches everybody, touches everybody at some point in your life. You wake up every morning, every time after a certain age, you wake up every morning, you get a certain pain, and the first thing that comes to your mind is cancer. You really can't be an American.

If at a certain age, you get a certain thing, you find a lump, you know, something. And that's the first thing that comes to your fucking mind. It's like your number two for you, you know. Here you are sleeping, you don't drink, you don't smoke, you eat healthy. And all of a sudden you get this urge or your stomach or, you know, blood, whatever it is. And you go to a doctor and get a checked out, you know. Before I start chemo, do I go see a holistic doctor to put me on a certain balance of this? I could attack it for six weeks, maybe.

Are people doing that? Have you heard of that? That's the shit that has to get the fuck out there. That's what some guy has to go on 60 minutes and go, listen, motherfuckers, let me tell you something. This guy came in here with a lump under his fucking shoulder. He couldn't even move it. Nobody knew what the fuck it was. It was a, da, da, da, da, da, da, a form of cancer.

What we did before radiation is we took certain CBDs. We rubbed it topically. And we also gave them certain doses. And they gave them a certain type of treatment. And within eight weeks, it went away. They did another test 16 weeks later. It was not back. They did another test 16 weeks more later.

It's not back. And now the guy's living a healthy life. That's what we need to see on 60 minutes to get people on this fucking boat. And even then, they'll be skeptical. Because, see, people are looking for a get-well. See, that's the problem with CBD. People are they think it's like seeing Bigfoot. Right.

Everything in life with America right now, nobody wants to take the long road. They want to take the shortcut. So even people that weigh 400 pounds ago, wait a second, maybe if I take CBD or this will melt the fat. You know, there's so many fucking people that have bad intentions with this type of stuff. Then they end up fucking bad-mouthing it

because they took it for all the fucking wrong reasons. Not to mention, you have to be real. realistic with yourself. For example. And me and Lee, we're just sitting here as decent Americans. But right now, let me tell you something. Okay. So Paul is going to move in with Lee. After six months, every time Lee wakes up, Paul is not in bed with him no more. Lee puts on eight pounds, even though he's going to kettlebell class and he's eating. He can't figure it out. He has no ice cream at the house. He doesn't go to eat with Joe Diaz, no tacos, He's been eating fish, chicken breast, hummus bowls.

He hasn't missed kettlebells. He has not done all this shit. Where the fuck am I going with this story, anyway? What's going to happen when I gain weight after public? No, no, no, no, no. Jesus, that's why you can't do the CBD all and smoke refit because they both mix, and that's the end of that thing. No, no, no, where we're talking about here?

I don't even fucking know where I was going with this. Just about how some people have bad intention. Okay, well, okay, I'm sorry. He wakes up. morning and he goes Paula why do you keep fucking sleeping on hand she goes listen you're snoring man you know you're fucking snoring when i first met you you didn't fucking snore what are you doing that you're snoring you got to start smoking pot with joey dears so all of a sudden he goes home and tells fucking paul he don't smoke pot with joey dears but guess what he's doing the snoring is getting

worse and worse one night paula says you know what last night you were choking this is basic america because this is what i did guys so there you are you're starting to choke you want want to prove her wrong, the first thing you buy is the nose strip. Mm-hmm. Okay? You buy that fucking stupid nose strip. And you know how much that works? Zero.

Zero. Okay. Then the second thing you do is... I always expected something to happen with those. Right. Nothing happens. Let's be honest. And then the second...

So it's like losing $6.99. But who complains about $6.99? Nobody. But they make fucking $4 times 10 million fucking times. And we become fucking idiots because that shit will never work for you. Then you buy the syrup or something. They tell you, smoking dope cures it. And you buy that shit and that don't work.

Then they tell you to buy some syrup you put on your fucking nose and that don't work. A mouth guard. Then you're up one night. And I just saw that. Now they're really pushing that fucking mouth guard. I don't know what they want for it, guys. If you're choking in your sleep and you're snoring, okay? Do me your favor.

Don't buy that fucking mouth card. Don't buy that mouth card. You might as well take the $40, do coke. one last time and go see the doctor and tell them to request that you need a sleep study fucking thing. And that's it. There's no liquid that works, that mandate don't work, the fucking invention

on TBS don't work, the fucking machine that they sell on stupid fucking, my friend I got an email, he bought a hundred-something dollar machine at that place. What my point is, is so many fucking people take all these shortcuts before really

securing the remedy. You know what I'm saying? Like there was a remedy you knew that you needed to go to take a sleep after your study. But the whole time you've been taking shortcuts with no strips and motherfucking cheap food for your mouth. Yeah, because you actually believe that guy on TV that you're only

going to fucking snore no more. You know what? Why don't you just go to fucking where's the store where they sell fucking rash guards and knee pads right there on Burbank Boulevard. Or the boxing store. No, not the boxing store. The other one with it. Go in there and my fucking mouthpiece.

What's the difference? For $3.99. Buy a fucking mouthpiece. What's the one they sell you? Yeah, go to Sports Authority. And buy a fucking $10 mouthpiece. And give it a shot. If that don't work for you, you need to go see a fucking doctor.

It's the same difference. Don't tell me it has a spoon yet. It's choking me to death. That's just fucking what's sleep apnea is. Well, that's what I don't want people to do with CBD oils. That's, we're lazy as Americans. We're looking to push a fix. Oh, I tried that it didn't fucking work.

You stupid motherfucker. that fucking playing football. They had your leg hanging. There's actually people in America that will resist taking care of that thing because they know what they did. They know what the result is. Something isn't right.

I know my knee is not right. I'm telling you that. But you want me to tell you something? My wrist wasn't right when I started going to do Jitsu. And yeah, I do the mobility exercises and everything. But I don't have that constant little pain anymore. Yeah, if you throw me on my back and I go to fucking Kimori it,

and I land and I go to pop up, I'm going to get a little sharp in action. It's 300 fucking pounds on my wrist. Right, right. But it's not that constant pain. Like I said, that's what I've noticed. Yeah. So all those little things is where people have to be honest with themselves. Whenever they go for a CBD, I don't want them to think this is the end-all bill.

I want you to look at this objectively with an open mind. You're hearing the reports. You know what? Google it. I Google it. Up your dose. Up your dose. I Google it. Google it.

motherfuckers tonight when you're there by yourself in the office tomorrow Google fucking CBD all in the benefits and then Google what's the what's the what's the what's the opposite of benefits uh cons the pros and the cons and you're gonna be fucking pretty impressed of what you're reading yeah there's newspaper articles and there's time magazine articles and you know what Lee what did you say you watch pukra shukra the other day whatever his name was and he went and a lot of different kids what's his name Oh, Sanjay Gupta.

Yeah, Sanjay Gupta. Whatever his fucking names. Whatever's name is. You know, I'm bad with names. Wow. It was pretty interesting. I mean, I've seen it a lot. What was he talking about on now? He's had a lot of series about it, but this specific episode that I watched was a five-year-old girl from, I believe, New Jersey, who moved to Colorado because she was having two seizures every hour. and like the

it wasn't it wasn't Parkinson's or whatever it was a different disease but like the kids often die pretty young and like the dad was like a marine so he didn't want to do weed

and the mom was like the the perfect soccer mom like image and she didn't want weed but they saw that it had worked and how were they given a weed at first

and an oil and they were they The doctor didn't want to give it to her because it was, she was too so young. And at the end, she just totally transformed her. Did they take the hallucinogenic qualities out of it, or it was CBD oil? Well, CBD oil, if I understand correctly from what I've seen, is it just doesn't have, it, it's that CBD has a very low THC percentage, and THC is the hallucinogenic. So it's not that they take it out, it's just that it has low.

THC and they talked to some growers in Colorado and they said it's just a process of cloning and like mating plants in a certain way and I'm about this is the worst explanation of it I understand but they

breed them in a certain way to get the THC as low as possible and the CBD as high as possible and then that's and then yeah and then they talked to this one dude who had a disease where his like abdomen wouldn't stop tensing.

Like he can never catch his breath, which sounds horrible. Oh my gosh. And he's, oh my gosh. Sounds like me. Oh, I know. Exactly. That's what I was thinking. But he like, he's skinny.

And he like, it was right. Like, you could see it on his stomach, the muscle just going. And he had all these pills that he was on. And then he gave it to him. He took on the show. It was pretty funny. He couldn't really talk.

And then he took one puff off of like a, a bowl and then within like two words of the sentence he was like a valedictorian again it was pretty crazy it's uh

I had a friend who would stutter but whenever he did a line of coke he would stop stuttering I saw that for years I saw that I saw over my own eyes he would be like an opera singer whenever he did a two blast of coke before that he'd be stutter and spit

and it was a fucking nightmare no listen people uh I've always told you how I feel. I've never fucking come on to you with nothing fucking creepy or nothing like this. There's something I believe in. I've read enough about it.

I know what I've been feeling lately. I know what my body felt like. I mean, I got thrown. You know, 300,000 pounds does damage to your body. Yeah, I'm trying to get healthy and the calisthenics and the fucking whatever. But I felt a different transformation in all those little nooks and cranks.

that you get. You know, I sleep on my side. What do you think my shoulders are like? Every morning I wake up, my little shoulder pain, I got to twitch it a little bit and maybe move that, do with that mobility shit on my shoulder and get the fucking rubber red thing on my fucking thing and do twists and pull it.

I don't have that the last fucking three weeks. So thank you for turning me on. That's why I just wanted to let the world know that this is available to them. When I got this from the U.S. I did not know that this was legal in all 50 states. So if there's people listening to this and you know somebody or, you know, maybe you just want to help yourself. Go to what webpage?

That page here, just a second. It is the global CBD.org. Do you know any experience that it has with Alzheimer's and dementia and stuff? I haven't had the opportunity to work with anybody with like Alzheimer's yet. I have worked with autistic kids, cancer patients, PTSD. Does it have, does it help with Alzheimer's though? Is that one of the things that it works with? I can't really say it because I've seen it yet.

But Momboggi has seen a lot of things and we have a lot of testimonies on our site. You can see it. Last week something came out. about this and dementia. I know it works really good with opening up other areas of your brain, which is to me, and that's something I want. I read something. Can I quote it?

No, I can't quote it. I didn't write it down. I didn't know the scheduling. I didn't know what this schedule was gonna be. I should have paid more attention, but I did read something about the prevention. I didn't read deeper into smoking it or eating it or just the CBD oil, but I did read a positive article about it.

And like I said, guys, you know, I've been doing the show with you guys for five fucking years. I've never sat here telling you I'm Betsy Ross's nephew But a thousand people can't be fucking lying No, no This fucking, what do you call that? This gold rush to Colorado For people's children and people's parents

And all these different treatments for veterans It's not fucking people wouldn't just pick up and run People just wouldn't uproot themselves You know, but they want their children to live And be legal and be able to go to school and for people to understand that's why my question really was if they get it will they test positive there's yeah there's nothing in here man i mean i i i i have people that that have jobs where they get tested all the time and there's no high in this there's no high for them now when

they do the piss test they've never or in over a year we've never had anybody come dirty in a a piss test it's clean it's healthy it's just a dietary supplement it's legal it's like It's like going to the store and eating like condensed pear juice or something like that. You know what I mean? That's all it is. Like I said, man, thank you for opening up my eyes to this because I have been thinking a lot about this. I've been reading a lot about this. I have a child.

If I got put into a position, would I do it? Have you ever seen a child suffer? I'd have to give it a chance. But that's me. I'm a little open-minded. I understand. I get it that. I understand

the pharmaceutical business and how it works. So this is why I wanted to bring this to your attention. If you know somebody, go on the webpage one more time. Global

CBD. Dot net. Nope. Global CBD.org. You see what I'm dealing with you? I got Lee's fucking cousin in here now.

And don't forget. I keep singing salami and stuff, man. I'm doing the whole no expectation tour starting July 21st at Flappers in the fucking Yuhu Room and August 4th of Flappers in the Yoo Room. Then August 31st, I'm at the Ice House. Then September 8, I'm Flappers in the Yoo Room. Then September 28th, I'm back at the Ice House. Then October 4th, I'm at the

Comedy Store. Then October 11th, I'm at the Comedy Store again. You know, cheap tickets, me working out my material for the fucking special. You'd be helping me out. You know, I love your cock suckers. All right, listen, number one, you know, I love these people. Onet.com. They got some fucking gut health. You got to take a look at. They got some emulsified MCT oil. You got to take a look at. They got some vitamin D3 MCT spray. They got the krill oil. Listen, you know me, baby. That hemp force protein is how I work it out every morning. It's light, a banana, some ice cubes. You know, nice, nice. It fills you up now. I like it. It works for me.

It gives me some fucking energy. You know, I've always been a shroom tech type of guy. I just a little scared lately with the nose operation. I don't want to be able to breathe too much, and I got a heart attack from too much fucking oxygen. And, you know, me with the fucking alpha brain. 100% money back guarantee no fucking questions asked. As usual, I'm not a scientist.

Go to honor.com right now, and they'll tell you whatever the fuck you need to do. And after that, you make your decisions. I can't help you with the weights, but supplements, I'm your fucking Uncle Joey. What I'm going to do is I'm going to give you 10 points off your first order. Go to honor.com, go to the box and tell them. Church. Bang!

C-H-U-R-C-H. Slinging dick and giving out bubblegum over there on it. You'll feel better. You'll look better. And you'll be motivated. Get out there, cock suckers. It's summertime. Nobody wants to stay in playing checkers.

Everybody wants to be out fucking with binoculars, getting their dick sucked at the beach. Go to honor.com right now. Number two. what's the name of it again global what is it dog global cdcdd dot org damn give it a shot columbus did give it a shot columbus did free shipping nothing what did they get

shipping shipping all right go right there right now your grandmother she's acting funny she's talking about fucking blowing sinatra get some CBD off take it to the hoop lisa ad you're ready for another star you know what i think i'm okay all right just checking

i know you're looking all fucking lonely And as usual, my main fucking, listen, Dot Susara, that fucking, the pouchy little bag there again, I went to, what's it called? Fanny Pack. Fanny Pack, I'm sorry, you know me, I smoked a couple fucking stars today. The Fanny Pack, I took it to fucking Philly and back. Again, the wallet, the cell phone, the fucking Q-tips,

in case my fucking ears fuck up on the plane, I spit on them, and I put a little bit my phone in here. Or I dip them in the water. I don't give a fuck. Same difference. All right. And then what else did I have in there? I had my vapor pen in there.

I had my fucking chewing gum in there. You know, that's the way it is. And it's right in front of you don't lose it. Even when you put the seatbelt down, boom, it fit over it. Like a doctor. Nobody touches you there. You got your shit secure. Not only that, I love the gym bag.

They gave me. One of the best gym bags I've ever had. You know why? Because I'm like a fucking secret agent. I got more sippers and more hidden compartments. I got two on this side, one for water, one for another water, and one for a fucking package of protein powder. For after your workout, on the other one, I got my nose spray, on the other one I got my cell phone. Inside, I got backup knee pads.

I got a fucking gift certificate. I got a resume. You know me, Uncle Joey? I got a fucking BB gun. I got a blow dart. My point is, it's a durable bag. It's a nice shoulder strap. You can carry it.

The fucking thing opens up or close it, the zipper. They come with an extra bag to put your dirty rash. And listen, this is the fucking bag you've been looking for. Go to DSgear.com right now. I'm gonna give you 5% on them. They also have a $15.00 rash guard, an eco rash guard. They work with hemp, motherfuckers. Not only that, they support the EBI.

They're part of the fucking game. Do me a favor. Go to DSgear right now.com and take a look at the... Even if you just take the rash guard and the fanny pack. Listen, you know me, I'm gonna love me no matter what. If you like fucking bouncing on dicks, I don't want to I love everybody. I'm here to love everybody.

You're right? I want to thank On it. I want to thank DSG. You're going to give you 5% off. You really are, I'm going to give you 5% off. Underwry Jew. What? Underwry Jew, packing up Q-tips in the fan pack.

You know me, dog. That's OG status. I got to fucking take care of myself, do I got my vitamins in there. Oh, of course, vitamins? I got my vitamins in there, my blood pressure medication. I guess I get delayed at the airport. Does it like a ban atroo? I got a fucking, I got a phone charger in there.

In case I get delayed an airport. I got a vapor pen. I may have a few edibles hidden disguised and something else. Not even Pablo Francisco's dogs could sniff them out. You understand me? I got, you know, when I travel, you got a little good. You got a toothbrush in there and kiss. They give you peanuts on the plane.

You don't want to come out in chunks on your fucking feet. You know, a little tube of fucking thing. A vizene. Yeah, you got to take care of yourself, Lee. You got to take care of yourself. You come prepared. That's why I like that little fucking fanny pack. People think the fanny pack is dead.

The fanny pack is dead if you're a stylish fucking Momo. No. But if you're a businessman, you got your cash in that whole fucking wheel. Yeah, that's what I imagine. The only fanny pack I can see you wearing is the one from Uncle Grandpa. Now, the other thing, I hear what you do. Here's what you really do, because you know me. I'm a Jew.

I can't tell you I put the wallet in that. Just case I got to get into a duel with a motherfucker. And he rips the thing off. The wallet's always in the front pocket and the fucking cell phone's always in the left. Okay. You follow what I'm saying to you? But you know what I'm saying. Well, make people maps.

You got backup. Whatever the fuck you want to do. Anyway, I love you, motherfucker. Like I said, there's no expectations tour anywhere from Flappers, Yoo Room, Tuesday nights, Thursday nights, early. I get you out early. No fucking drama. And come down and we'll fucking chit-chat.

Leo taping, Leo be there with us, taping, taking fucking notes like my producer. And that's it. That's how it works out. I want to thank Chris Kopp Loa for fucking being on the show and breaking down CBDs for your motherfucker. I hope you guys enjoyed it. And I'll see you guys on Wednesday. Have a good night. Stay black.

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