The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #708 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: August 8, 2019

Eddie Bravo, the founder of 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, EBI, and Combat Jiu Jitsu, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.    This podcast is brought to you by:   Stance Socks - Stance has all styles of socks in tons of amazing designs including MLB, Star Wars and Quentin Tarantino. Go to www.stance.com/church and you'll get a free pair of socks with any purchase.    23andme.com - 23andMe is a DNA testing service that can offer you insights on to how your DNA can influence your weight, sleep quality and much more. Order your 23andMe health and ancestry kit and get important test information at www.23andMe.com/church.        

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Thursday the 8th of August you bad motherfuckers with an old school a's freely for you count suckers what? Here you go this is where everybody was trying to do disco you know what I'm saying?

Many distance I was here What? On the street I was passing my time away Left to the right Build these towers Into the sky

It's out of sight In the dead of night Back, motherfuckers Church to what's happened now Eddie Bravo The Christ Killer And we're back Motherfucking

How old school is that In 1978? I heard that The other day I almost fell off my fucking chair That's a cover, you know That's a tremendous jam He didn't want to do it

He hated it I would hate it too Dude, you got to cover the sun. They just gave a bag of coat. Do another line. Don't worry about nothing. It's going to work out. You think?

Yeah, do another line. Yeah, you're right. It does have a nice little catchy beat to it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Everybody did how to do that. There was at one point in the mid-70s towards late 70s, 77, 78. The Kinks did it with Superman.

I want to be like Superman. The Stones did it with, some girls and the other one they did that they ate a bag of dicks in fucking Europe kiss kiss was on the fence kiss was like you had to put a beat out that was danceable yeah something that you could dance to we don't and I could just imagine going into kiss

and people like those bands and saying that like your number one hit has to have something that they can play at the clubs they actually thought the future of Rock and Roll was going to be infused with lots of disco. So Kiss, Paul Stanley and Gene, they made a decision. Because after, that was 1978. And in 79, they put out Dynasty, which had, I was Made for Loving You, sure know, something.

I'm made for loving you. Very disco. Yeah. And then they had that whole album after that was super disco as well, Kiss unmasked. So they thought that the trend was, they thought they had to make a move. It was a calculated move. We got to go more disco. than rock.

We got it while everyone else was getting heavier because in 78 Van Halen bust it out and they weren't trying to do disco and then Ozzie came out with you know Blizzard of Oz and some bands went heavier some bands chose to go more disco and Kiss chose disco for a bit

and they went you know they went south and just completely turned into like a joke. I have not seen this about three weeks ago I got home you know when you come on the comedy store you have a bag of edibles and reefer and fucking pills they give you all that shit from speed weed and sure from speed weed oh yeah they just absolutely they hook it up care you so sometimes

you can you have that bottle water with you in the car so as i'm i'm on low can and i'm popping shit right i'm popping whatever they gave pills edibles i'm at all by the time i get over the dry land which is once you hit ventura yeah that's what starts getting little tingles and shit, but I'm all right. I'm three-quarters there. If it hits me too quick, I'd just stop a yum-yum donuts. You get a brand muffin to calm that fucking savage time. A couple nights ago, put on

if this is Love by Van Halen. It's gonna say live from Seattle. When MTV first came out, this was one of the first videos in their rotation. I don't know if you remember it. Me and my wife were just talking. Great song. And I just,

but it's on the second side of one of my there was the one with mean streets on it the one with Unchained to Fair Warning Fair warning is one of my all-time favorite Van Halen album you know Not Oakland?

Yeah Oakland Oh whatever the fuck of this Seattle Oakland whatever Is he singing with a bottle of Jack Dang It is it is Like when you watch this you go You know what This was the best Van Halen ever was

I mean, I know they made a lot more money with Sammy Hagar and the albums in Sammy Hagar, but if you ever have a chance, put on Van Halen, so this is love from wherever the fuck. 61281, Oakland, 6,081. This was actually a video that was on MTV every hour on the hour. Click it, Lee. Okay. Little drums. Look at him. He's got the bottle of Jet, Doug.

Look at him. insane song. It's insane. I love this song. This is unfucking believable. And he was great. He was, the best he ever was. Right here.

Got my little Oakland scarf here. Yeah. I myself a brand new Oakland scarf right here. Eddie Van Halen looks like doctors. Commendous. It's just fucking tremendous. My baby's on the corner and she looking so fine. We want to want together.

blow my mind man need love to live I'm that in a room I get shat smiling I hope I don't believe now we'll get thrown off of YouTube Oh yeah we're going to get off

I'm going to get off of it. It's fucking crazy how this was as good as it fucking gets like I remember being a junior in high school and this was it and I wanted to hate him oh dude me and Joe Rogan

met him at the comedy store dude like 2006 or something like that and all he wanted to do is talk about like chicks the chicks he got on the road and it was he just couldn't stop talking about the good old times he said that he would give his roadies a backstage passes like a stack of them and they would put their initials on them and their goal was to go out and find the hottest chicks in the crowd give him the passes and if he ended up having sex with them and they'll give 200 bucks to whosovo's initial was on that passes Isn't that brilliant? For someone who's single, you know what I mean? It's a brilliant idea.

Oh, fuck. Who doesn't want to go backstage? You know what I mean? He said some of them went with their boyfriends. Oh, yeah. And dropped the boyfriends. Yeah, so they're like, I'm just going to go backstage just to say hi for a little bit. Just for a little bit.

And he said he would see the boyfriends just like waiting for him up in the stands. Crying. They just fucking spent their milk money on the ticket and the girls backstage. Just blown him. Because in those days, there's no conversation. You just blown him. He makes Harvey Weinstein look like a fucking preacher. That guy, he just takes his dick out.

They just get on the bus. They suck it. They give him a kiss. And there was no pictures in those days. So there was no proof. Can you imagine all the Me Toos that would come out of like David Lee Roth ran for government official? Let me tell you some. It's really interesting that you said that when the Twisted System movie came out. Rudy Saras will call one day when we were talking

he goes, what did you think of it? And, you know, I liked it. I enjoyed it. I told everybody. I thought it was a goof, but I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it because they're only going to get better now. These stories are only going to get better. Yeah, they're going to make them better and better and better,

and they're going to be fucking phenomenal. But he goes, you know, what's really crazy if the Me Too movement, he goes, this was beyond. me too. Yeah. That music industry all those years they were beyond me too. Yeah. There was no conversation. There was no pictures. There was no nothing. It was your word against me and my fucking roadies. Yeah. I went back there and they they rate and what are you talking about? You went back there with your teddy's out.

You know, it's fucking crazy. Those girls don't even, they didn't even raise their hands in the 70s. They didn't even raise their hands. Not that I was a part of it or I saw it. But I heard, and we've all heard, we've bumped into different people that have talked about, Paulie Shaw. Paulie Shaw used to get his dick sucked like nothing. You know, in Paulie Shore, in 1990, when he came into your town, Warlock. Remember Warlock?

Warlock was his nickname or something? Yeah, great guy. Oh, Warlock from the store. Wollock was the guy with the passes. Okay, that was his partner. Three blondes. If I saw his face, I would, because I want to go up to that. You want to go.

It takes a certain type of animal. Yeah. To go up to women and go, can I talk to you for a second? Yeah. You're Mr. Roth's type. Would you like to go back there and say hello? No cameras a lot. Leave the phone outside.

Yeah. Takes a certain animal to go in there. And it takes a certain woman to think she's going to go in there. I mean, in a perfect world, you're going to go in there. They don't want nothing from you. But it's not a person. perfect world. They're either going to pass you around. There was an episode of Law and Order last week where a band was huge. Then they went down over the years and they were playing

like bars now. Yeah, most bands. But the guy was the pyro tech guy, made the pyroes too strong and it lit the bar on fire and 11 people died. And the chick that stuck up from was a groupie. she said I couldn't have been him because I was in the van giving him head and all the other people were like no you weren't you were standing next to us but that was just and they even said to him that this usually happened to you and they goes it happens all the time what is somebody thinking that they'll just go into somebody's tour bus suck their dick and walk out well I mean isn't it like a point of probably there's a comic that I see every once in a while who has a story about I forget which one it was but

One of them. And to her, it was, it's like a point of pride. I mean, I think that's sort of the difference with Harvey Weinstein. It's like, from what I heard, these musicians weren't offering anything. It's just they were the, they were the biggest musicians. And they're like, you get to suck my dick. Jimmy Page is there. You're going back to the suckers dick.

He's not going to give you guitar lessons. To teach you to play the ukulele. Put you on an album. Put you on an album. You know, there was no, there was no nothing. You were going back to the meat. the band. Yeah, pretty hard to me to rock stars. That's

a hard one. That was a hard one in those days. Even now to come out and go 30 years ago, what happened 30 years ago? What happened? Who was in the room? You know, who's going to remember where there's drugs involved? No. We just, they were drugs involved.

You know, and that's what you're thinking. God knows that you were doing. You know, there's so many fucking angles. That's why it's so hard. to uphold a rape case, even if it's textbook. It's so hard, they're so hard to get the conviction because they destroy the woman on the witness stand. She don't want to go through that.

It's a fucking nightmare. But if you, what are you going to say that in 1979 you went to see Ted Nero-Smith and Stephen Tyler fucked you in the ass against your will? Where are you going to go with that? Where are you going to go with that? Yeah. First of all, you're 60.

The DNA has left your ass four times over. That Lodi shot in your ass, that DNA. I'm wrong there. DNA stays there forever, but you know what I'm saying? I think. I don't fucking know. I have no idea. You know, she goes on 23 of me.

That would be great. You know what? Shit ain't like that no more, though, man. Because I went to see corn and I was backstage, and there's everyone's wives there with their kids. They let their kids on stage. They're at Korns playing and their kids are running on stage. And backstage, it's nothing like you would imagine.

You would think like, oh, shit, they're partying. And, you know, there's all these chicks and everyone's getting naked. Not at all. Complete opposite. Well, listen, if you went into Allison Chain's room today, there's no booze out. Yeah. There's Canada dry ginger rail. Everybody's taking pictures.

And they're talking about tomorrow to go play golf. Yeah. What happens? What do you think what was like in Soundgarden? and Allison's Chainsdressing room in 1994. That's a little different. You have any idea what

Allison Chains' fucking dressing room was like? You didn't go in there that micro smoke. You know what was that? Not with a micro smoke, the vapeed. Yeah, what were they doing? Like, do they were doing heroin before the show, you think? Is it possible? Yeah.

They were on stage on heroin? There's a maintenance of them. And when you become a junkie, like I knew junkies that had to go to work in the morning, and they had a maintenance amount. Their eyes get pinned, but they don't nod. They can still function. And they can still function. At times, you'll see their eyes going, but at least, it's like when I smoked dope in the morning.

I don't smoke dope to get zonked. I smoked dope just to wake me up with my coffee, get the day going. A little hit, just a little. Oh, no, I'll do two or three bonhits, you know. Oh, shit. Okay. I get the wing going. As soon as you wake up?

No, I'm not that much of an animal. What time do you usually smoke for the first time? Let's say I get up at seven. Okay, when I walk out, I make up a cup of coffee. A pee, make a cup of coffee, and then my bodyguard attacks me. Okay. So I can't do none. So I got to sit next to her watching some bad cartoon.

Just God-awful cartoon. What is she like? She's been into the descendants. Don't know what that is. One, two, and three, the chick with the purple hair And the other one with the blue hair. Is it a movie? It's a movie.

But you want to sit there and stab your neck? You put it on the same descendants. Yeah. Like the other day, she tricked me. She goes, Daddy, they want to watch descendants too? Like, all right, it's a change. I get out there. Put your little headset on, your little earplug?

Yeah, I sit there next to her. I sit next to her straight. You know, you got to give them the attention they deserve. And then after 10 minutes, I go, didn't I see this last night? And she goes, I lied to you. I wanted to watch it again. So it's just bad TV.

You know, Toy Story, the latest one, four? Oh, brilliant. Toy Story 4 was great. And Lion King. That was brilliant. I took two edibles and put the 3D glasses on. The Lion King. You know how good Toy Story 4 was?

Right in the middle of Toy Story 4, that big earthquake hit. We were at the theater at the arc, like going, oh, damn. A lot of people were running out of the theater. We went into the exit, you know, the little door threshold, the exit were away. And dude, it was going for like a minute. And then when it was over, like, I wanted to see the fucking ending, dude. So I asked Draco and my wife, like, you guys want to stay?

Because I'm down. And they're like, okay, so we went back and watched the rest of the fucking movie. It was so good. So I get up. Once I start talking, I'm all right. Then I got on the computer. I see you email, mail, I look at my schedule for the day. What time is this?

Eight, nine. So now we got to be talking about quarter of eight. So 45 minutes after I get up, I go to my back bathroom, I open up the door because it's the yard. Yep. And I take a shit, and I take bong hits while I shit. So the cough pushes out the shit without me trying. Okay. Nobody dies of a fucking stroke here.

You always cough when you smoke? Always? No, but when you go, the shit flies out of your ass, like with no friction. I didn't know. But who you think you're dealing with joy bananas? You know, I invent different things every week. I got a different invention. every week so yeah when you hit that bong head it's a fucking bong head at 745 in the morning what

thing's gonna happen to you just go like you're smoking a cigarette that first that first that first you feel that first six inches just come out it's like a baby's head when it comes out of the snatch and just the head sats that for a little while and then i pack another ball with six inches out and when i hit that second one you just feel it coming out wait just hanging you leave it hanging oh yeah he's an He's a veteran. Circus De Soleil, this motherfucker. I pushed the rest out in the second cough. I wiped it.

And I fucking done. I already lost a pound, and now I'm high. I don't drink any more coffee. I start drinking cold water now to get my body going. That's it. And then once I take a shower and eat breakfast and stuff, depending on where I'm going, I'll do a few bong hits before I fucking leave.

But you just had the bong hits. you gotta have another one. Damn. You can't walk on one leg. Yeah. You're a gangster, man, because I really, I don't smoke as much weed as I used to at all.

Like, I like taking time off, you know. I can't smoke the weed I used to anymore because I have mercy. Yeah. I got to pay more attention to places I go to. Yeah. You can't go in there smelling like fucking Johnny Labamba. Like, you just walk out of a fucking head shop. You know, you got to be a little fucking decent.

So if I got to go somewhere, man where I'm going to be there for a while. I just pop two edibles. Yeah. I'll pop two fucking edibles. I can't do any edibles, man. I'm a big pussy. No, no.

There's so much shit going out of my life, you know, that my main focus in life is peace. I just want peace and harmony. I don't want any bullshit in my life. So I avoid bullshit, man, like the plague. I don't want to deal with anything. I just want peace, quiet. I want to be like. with my family, teach jujitsu.

I do comedy just purely for fun. I sprinkle that in my life as long as it doesn't affect anything. Boom, I put it in. And I'm good. I don't need anything else. That's it. What new conspiracy theory is do we have to discuss today? Oh man, new ones.

Give me some new ones. New ones. You gave me the flattered. You gave me the Jimmy Andrews thrown his wife off the balcony. I didn't know. That wasn't me. That may... No, I think it was you.

Somebody told me... It must have been Sam Tripoli. They threw Jimmy. It could have been Sam, them throwing Jimmy Hendish's girlfriend off the balcony. I'm just really entertained by following D.C. What's going on? I'm super entertained by that. That's my real...

That's Game of Thrones times 100. When you find out what the real Game of Thrones is like, shit, it's fucking fascinating. I'm down with... Every day, I spend two hours catching up on what... has happened that day because you're getting from 90% of what you're getting from the mainstream media is bullshit. So where do you read this stuff then? You got to, well, it's by process of elimination. You know like 90% of the mainstream media is not the truth.

So you know if you're searching for the truth, I like the truth. I don't like being bullshitted. I like knowing how they're trying to fuck with my brain. So by process of elimination, you know, okay, you just turn on CNN and go, okay. This is all bullshit. So let's try to find the truth. It's not that. So there's a lot of independent media outlets.

I like listening to X-22 report, S-G-T report. Those two right there, they'll give you the good shit right there. It's true reporting all on YouTube. All great stuff, man. X-22, that's the best. That's like when those shootings happened last week, they weren't, you know, the people that are following what's going on, were expecting it.

They're like, oh, man, they're going to, they need something to clog up the new cycles because a lot of shit is going down right now. With the D class, man, people are going down. Between the D class and Epstein's Island, man, a lot of people in trouble, big, powerful people. So anytime something like that happens, they always, it wouldn't surprise me if,

you know, those shootings were, there was more people involved than were being told. Because there were multiple witnesses saying there was multiple shooters. And that's pretty common in these cases. Like there's multiple shooters. Like people are, like they're saying there was two or three shooters. They keep saying that. But the official story, what you're getting on the mainstream news is that there was one shooter, crazy dude, you know, trying to blame it on Trump.

The dude in Dayton, Ohio was the leftist. He was all about Elizabeth Warren. They're keeping quiet about that because, you know, everybody wants Trump out. You know, they're trying to bury him. Why are they trying to bury him? Why is 90% of the bullshit mainstream media trying to bury him? What's really going on? And then you look into it.

That's what the fascinating thing is like, why are they trying to bury Trump? You know, they try to pin him like CNN, try to pin him. They try to turn all Mexicans against Donald Trump by, Donald Trump was talking about MS-13 and was saying they're animals, they're criminals, we got to get him out. So then CNN goes, look what Trump said about Mexicans. So they cut out the MS-13 part and just said, they're animals, they're criminals, and we got to get him out.

What does that tell you? They're trying to frame him. And then look what happened with Russian collusion. You know what's going down? The D-Class is about not only wasn't and isn't Trump a Russian spy, is they try to frame them with that. That's what the D-Class. That's what they're trying to bury.

That's where they're clogging the news cycles. It wouldn't surprise me if there was, you know, like they take a schizophrenic, paranoid, crazy kid and fill them up with all this crazy shit that they need to do to drag them to a certain place, put a gun in his hand and then have professionals do a bunch of shooting

professionals get the fuck out of the way and they just they got their patsy that wouldn't shock me stuff like that wouldn't shock me you know there's you know who William Cooper is William Cooper wrote the book

Behold the Pale Horse and he was a work for the Office of Navy Intelligence and he figured out he was a whistleblower and he figured out a lot of shit he wrote like that book

and he wrote this in the book Real quick. This is 1991, he wrote this. Check this out like. It's just a little paragraph. The government encouraged the manufacture and importation of military firearms for criminals to use. This is intended to foster a feeling of insecurity, which would lead the American people to voluntarily disarm themselves by passing laws against firearms. Using drugs and hypnosis on mental patients in a process called Orion, the CIA.

inoculated the desire in these people to open fire on schools and thus inflame the anti-gun lobby this plan is well underway and so far is working perfectly the middle class is begging the government to do away with the second amendment wrote that in 1991 it's what they do to get some crazy kid fill them up with all this propaganda anybody they want to blame it if they want to blame it on Castro they could take a crazy guy make them like a Castro fanatic get them all crazy they can't trust him to kill anybody

because he's just crazy who knows what he's going to do they just have to put him in the scene of the crime they get some professionals shoot up the place they're all saying multiple shooters witnesses are saying there's multiple shooters are dressed in black

they look like professionals San Bernardino same thing they're all that's what people are saying I don't know that's what the witnesses are saying people that were there so it wouldn't shock me if Those shootings, they did happen. People died.

People got their lives ripped apart and destroyed. But wouldn't you want to find out, like, who exactly did it? If you found out your, one of your, like your mom got murdered. And then the cops told you was, it was, you know, Joe. But then other people kept telling, dude, it was Lee. Wouldn't you want to find out, wouldn't you want to find out how it really went down? Instead of going, don't you say the cops said it was show. Don't disrespect me like that.

The cops said, dude, got to look into leave, man. So is it, you know what I mean? But people get angry when you're saying, dude, what the official story is saying, man, there's witnesses saying there was multiple shooters. Don't, doesn't that, don't you want to know how it really went down? There's been 240-something shootings. You know, something's not. Right. Something's not adding up. When you look at all those shootings, they all happen right at a time where people are going down.

Some people are going to testify. All of them. All of them. There's a list. But this is supposed to happen. This is supposed to, this person is supposed to testify. Boom, shooting. This person's supposed to testify.

Boom, shooting. What they do, they're clogging. They don't even, like, you know, all this gun control talk. It's almost like they don't even care really that much about, you know, passing gun control laws it's not really about that it's about arguing about that taking up your time everyone has a certain amount of time to look into shit so if they make it seems like they're um if you know it seems like they it's sloppy on purpose so all the conspiracy theories could talk about and spend a lot of time making podcasts about and listen listen that's what they want it's like talk about it

yeah sure they want gun control and sure they're going to piggyback on top of that you know while We might as well add a couple more gun control laws or whatever, but it's not about that. It's about clogging up the news cycle. Think about the shit that's going down right now. The proof that Trump got framed for Russia is coming out. That's coming out. And people are getting busted. They're going down for it.

Boom. Shooting's happened. Two of them clogs up the news cycles. Everyone's talking about gun control, gun riots and, you know, you know. And, you know, while we're on gun rights, you know, there's nobody, nobody that can convince me that it makes sense for me to give up my guns that I have at my house just in case that alarm goes off and someone breaks in, me and my wife got plans. We've got the plan and we talk about it. That alarm goes off. Someone's fucking getting shot, right?

So some crazy kid hopped up on pills, goes shoots up a mall. Does it make sense that I give up my guns because he did that? That does not make any sense that I have to give up my guns because there's some crazy people out there shooting people. If you were... I need my guns even more now. So there's no way anybody will ever convince me that it makes sense for me to give up my guns

because some crazy kid shot up a mall. Like it makes zero, how does that make any sense? That doesn't make any sense. How would you start? I mean, obviously, all the gun violence are these fucking rifles, these high-powered rifles with fucking automatic clips and 250 fucking rounds and all this shit.

How do we start to put a, to chip away at this? If I had a bazooka, you wouldn't have to worry about me. It's like, you know, 80,000 people, 80,000 people a year die from car accidents. How come we're not trying to get rid of cars? And what about the 800,000 kids that go missing every year? No one gives a shit. What about that? What about all the kids, all the kids that are getting raped on that Epstein Island?

Where's your hashtag Me Too right there? Why is it only hashtag Me Too if it's some fucking out of work aging actress who said that some fucking producer grabbed her tits in 1972? Oh, Me Too That? That's Me Too That. But what about all these? kids, 800,000, that's an FBI statistic, 800,000 to a million kids go missing. And then sure people go, they'll fight them, they don't want to, they'll go, but most of those are like,

the dad stealing the kids away and the divorce and all that. I'm like, okay, okay, 800,000, let's just say, 750,000 are those cases, are like, you know, a domestic dispute and they steal the kid or whatever. If it was 20,000, kids a year to get kidnapped and nobody gives so fuck no one's no me doing that shit no one cares you know what you if you tell them if you tell them uh i bet if you told i talked about i talked about this on sam's podcast too i bet if i told you if we just said hey fucking epstein's murdering puppies on that fucking oh all the vegans they'll go fucking nuts the murdering but we got to save the puppies we got to save the puppies we got to

to save the puppies. But kids, nobody kissed the shit about kids. So shut the fuck up about your fucking gun logic and all that shit. You had no logic. You're worried about machine guns? You're worried about machine guns? Come on, man. If you're worried about machine guns, then I need a machine gun.

You're trying to take away machine guns? Shit, that means you need machine guns. Why are you trying to take away machine guns? When I'm walking down the block, I don't know what my statistics are. of a car running a red light and hitting me. I know we have a lot of fucking accidents and car accidents. And the kids, I don't know what the fuck's going on with kids. I don't know who takes them.

They take them to Mexico. I don't fucking know. What I do know is that I got to look at an exit sign now when I sit in a movie theater. If I go to a garlic festival, I got to look around fences and shit to see what's going on with my one. wife and kid the same way you do because when you watch this shit now we can't go to

Walmart you know the other guy in date and shop people at one of the morning at night when they were in bar hopping you know this concerns me to the point where whatever the fuck it is something has to be done I mean what about Chicago Chicago gets that every weekend no one's doing shit about that Chicago Puerto Rico I mean, listen, what we're trying to figure out here is how to control. But what if, what if they are being set up by some nefarious group?

I think that, listen, the Chicago thing is the fucking street beeps. And some guy gets shot with a 22 or some guys at a bar or something like that. What concerns me is if you go to Vegas to see nine-inch nails with Danny. You believe that? if you ban machine guns that that's not going to happen no no i think that it'll just it just creates

higher demand and people will pay more i believe it's not going to change shit i don't know where it would start i don't know i i don't know look at every day we look oh my god oh my god last night i had a little burbank for something you know it started at seven fucking 30 and i made it right on this fucking street right by the Nissan place on on fucking Lancasham. Oh, okay. That McDonald's is on the corner and there with gas station or AMPM on the corner there.

Right, Riverside. Riverside or whatever. Did you see what it, I was at the light and I looked and I saw a six inch rat go from the fucking side of the weeds down to a homeless tent.

That whole street is filled with homeless people. So on my ride down, you know, you pass CVS and the ha ha and fucking the black haircut in place. And I'm sitting there going, where do you start with the homeless people? Where do we start with the guns at it? I don't know taking away the machine gun's going to stop shooting. What I'm fucking telling you is. You know where we start? We got to keep our fucking eyes. You know what we start? How? By not ignoring the fact that witnesses said there were multiple shooters and get to the bottom of that. Maybe we'll find answers. to ask how it really starts.

So in El Paso, there's witnesses. Multiple shooters. And many of the shootings, there's witnesses saying there was multiple shooters. The one in Parkland, there's a teacher, a teacher saying, I opened the door, and then there I saw 20 feet away from me. The killer, he was in armored helmet. He looked like a SWAT member shooting. She says this. Like, wait a minute.

It was a kid that didn't. He wasn't some big ass dude in SWAT gear. You know, not that the SWAT team did it. I meant like gear like, you know, he had like armor, body armor and a helmet and a fucking gun. We need to get to the bottom of that instead of ignoring that. Like, why are we ignoring that? That's the problem. No.

Why are we ignoring all the mental pills that in the crazy pills that all these kids are on? Why are we ignoring that? I'm going to tell you something. And if you remember, this kid from El Paso, So the kid from the garlic festival and the kid that shot up the movie theater during Batman or whatever the fuck Do you remember that fucking police mug shots? They look like they were high on something Yeah

Like fucking gone like yeah you know they're saying that this kid no Paso ain't saying much That he's just sitting there kind of like in shock You know that he doesn't know what happened Look at the dude from the the Colorado shooting the movie theater the Batman right that that that one. That guy's, yeah, remember his picture.

He was all fucking crazy. But they ignore that. They ignore the pharmaceutical side of it. You know, they ignore that. But so who? They want to go out, like maybe that'll make a difference.

Is it attacked that? Taking away guns, he's going to make a difference. But is it the government behind it or is it like? That's the question. That's the question. That's what we need to look into. What is going on here?

What's going on? Why are coincidentally these shootings happening when big shit is about, about the pot in the government. We need to look into that. Like a detective would look into that. Not a detective wouldn't just say, okay, K, salt, it's over.

What was happening when Vegas went down? There was a big trial going on. He's got all this shit in his phone. That's why I love with box. So, like, here's my question for you guys, because I'm a little bit more on the liberal side with guns. I've never had guns.

I don't really want one. But I spent six months in Israel where at every mall every McDonald's, everything. They have Army with metal detectors. Because we probably can't get rid of guns. But do you think people would be okay with that with having metal detectors and having retired Army people everywhere?

October 2nd, 2017, the Benghazi mastermind, Abu Katala, goes on trial. That same night, the Las Vegas massacre happened. I don't know. Maybe it was a coincidence. I mean, I can go on. There's a whole list of all the shootings. and what happened, like, I mean, I don't know.

Maybe it's not true, but I don't know. Like the Vegas shooting, there's a lot of, like, weird shit about that. No one's talking about it no more. It's gone. They just, it's gone. Let that go. Why? Look at all the people that die.

Why are they letting that go? 58 people. Why they let that go? Why they bury that? Like I said, I'm not here. Yeah. Trivializing it or making fun or might know. I'm just saying we got to look into what really went down.

Who was really behind the killing? I want to know what really went down and how to stop this. You have a child. I have a child. Someday Lee's going to be married and have a child. People who listen to the show have a child. Yeah. The last thing you need is to be at a movie theater,

an ice skating rink. And one of these retards pulls up. I mean, is it smart to, I mean, we all want a solution. Wouldn't one of the steps to the solution be like, let's find out what really happened. Why are people saying there were multiple shooters that looked like they were dressed like with body armor?

That's some pretty important shit right there. That's important shit. If there was multiple shooters, it's pretty important. But wouldn't Walmart have cameras? Exactly. Let's see that. How, there? Let's see that.

Let's see that. Do you think they'll release it? Do they usually release that stuff? Did they release any of the footage? You think Mandalay Bay has any cameras? Any way? Yeah, they should. In the rooms, though?

You don't need the cameras in the rooms to figure out what the fuck is going on. Except for the rooms, there's cameras everywhere, right? Right. Wouldn't you be able to see, like, dudes, like, lugging all that shit? None of that got released, right? I don't know. Maybe it's illegal to release it. It's gangster shit going on, man.

There's gangster shit going on. A lot of people dying, you know, and a lot of clues, a lot of witness testimony being ignored and covered up and buried. I wonder why. Scary shit. Scary shit. I just wanted to stop. I just want, you know, yesterday in New York, a motorcycle backfired on Times Square. People ran like it was Godzilla.

people ran down the street like it was a fucking Godzilla did I tell you what happened to me yesterday I go to the doctor's office I'm minding my own business I pull in I park I walk I go to the office I show him my license I pay the deductible

I fucking go in they wave me I talk to the lady she takes my blood pressure I sit down lady comes back she goes it's gonna be about 10, 20, Miss we're running behind today. I go, all right, no worries. I got nowhere to be. Next, you know, a fucking alarm goes off. Me being the savage

I am, I just get up. I don't really even want to get up. Because I know it's probably bullshit. And they come on, there's a fire in the building. Everybody's got to leave. When I peaked, I saw people run.

Because this shit gets into your psyche now. This stuff gets into your psyche. And now you can't live, Normally, you cannot, you walk around. There's people who are, any of there's people who watch the news every night and believe every word to the T. Most people, 85%.

And I'm not putting those people down. They really don't know a life outside that news. You know, I'm not saying I'm a five beta cap or I'm smart anybody else. But when I watch eyewitness news and they go, tornado, 75 million in Danes. And all of a sudden they show Iowa and they show corn farms. I don't see nobody standing out there. Right. How are they in danger?

You know, ABC, they use big words, the uproar about, blah, blah, blah. What uproar are you talking about? I talked to 200 people today. Nobody's mentioned it. So it's like they're selling you a bill of goods that's not even has nothing to do. They got to keep you. They got to keep you afraid.

They got to keep the fear level high. Otherwise, why would you need them? I really want to look into shark attacks every year. How many fucking shark attacks happen every year? The last two weeks, they talk about a shark attack every day. It's what hand they show you. They have 10 fingers. But every day, they show you the same three fucking fingers.

Well, I mean, to me, it's the same thing as like, so comedy clubs. They're essentially bars. Some of them are care if they put on a good show, but most of them they only care if they get people there so they can sell drinks. That's their business. TV news, they sell advertising. They just want you to watch. They don't, I mean, that's kind of why I guess maybe the YouTube thing would be a good place to go.

Because even newspapers, they sell advertising. They don't really care what the news is. All they care is if they sell advertising. That's one way of looking at it. Another way of looking at it is, you know, radio, newspapers, TV, since day one of their inception, have the purpose, internet, the purpose of the internet was to program you

and surveil everybody easier. From day one, that's the whole purpose of it. The whole purpose of radio wasn't like, oh, I wish we could figure out a way to transport, you know, music through the airwaves and entertain people. We really need to entertain people. No, it's like how. how people that are running

countries and empires all they're concerned about is keeping their power and controlling the masses minds because the masses have the power if they knew the truth they have the power so it's all about controlling minds so the radio was like ooh this is going to be a great way to control their minds

and then TV oh we got a better way to control their minds and then the internet they've been working on the internet for a long time It was a way, it's not for entertainment. It's a way to control our minds. Because if they can't control our minds, they have no power. So that's what it's all about.

We are living in a fucking dream. All this shit that we grew up with. Think about the movie like Jaws. I will not go in the goddamn ocean because of Jaws. You know what that does to you? You watch Jaws? It gets fucking people afraid of the goddamn water. You know what?

I'm so goddamn afraid of sharks that, I want my son to watch Jaws so he doesn't do stupid shit like deep sea diving. You know what I mean? I don't want him to go in the ocean. You know, I'll be scared of fucking death for him, you know? So I'm going to sit him down and make him watch Jaws and scare the fuck out of him. You know what I mean? I'm going to use that shit on him.

That's some, you know, some CIA shit. We don't, we're in this world that has been, you think, you think, oh, but technology, technology, technology. We are, what are you talking about? we could have had free electricity through the air a hundred years ago that's what Tesla was doing and they shut him down he died penniless and insane once they figured out that he was like wait a minute power's going to be free no no no think about the one thing that hasn't changed those fucking sockets on your wall that shit's been the same since since you were a kid since the 40s that shit ain't never changed they're never going to get past that because the next step past that leads to free

electricity we can't have that so we're going to stay with that fucking plug in the wall Tesla already had it figured out. Westinghouse invested in him. Never going to do it. Then they pulled a plug on him. No pun. So we're like, what about cars? Cars look exactly the fucking same as they did in the fucking 50s.

Yeah, the body's a little different. Still rubber tires, still engine in the same spot. Engines better, but it still looks the same. You see pictures of like 1940 or whatever. Like in Hollywood, you see like a picture, old picture of the building when it was being built. It's the same shit. Street lights, curbs, streets, cars.

It's the same shit. Houses, we've still got these houses from 1930. With technology, the only thing we got that advances our phones, and that's designed to surveil us. This is self-they know exactly where we're at. They said, we need to find Joey Diaz. He's right here. And we know exactly what he's thinking

and what he's doing, what he's looking at. We have all his shit. Every people are afraid of the RFD chip or whatever that thing is. Like, dude, that's a distraction. They ain't trying to chip nobody. They're trying to get you scared of the chip. So you don't even notice that this is your chip, dude. This is your chip.

RFD chip. This does everything. You can look and it sees your face every day. And here's what you say. Every word you say it hears. And we're walking around with it. That's why it's advanced because this is where the technology needs to be is our fucking phones, so they have tabs on us.

But everything else, cars, same fucking thing. When I was a kid, cars were like, oh, 32 gallons of the mile. That's pretty badass. Guess what? Today it's still 32 gallons a mile. You would think it'd be like 150 gallons a mile. Or miles to the gallon, I'm sorry, 150 miles. It's still 35 MPG.

The cars is still cost the same. Gas is not that much more expensive. When I was a kid, it was like $1.52. dollars it's like four dollars three fifty now gas ain't going up like regular inflation cars is the exact same cars ain't oh they're a little faster zero to 60 and fucking you know two point three or whatever I think that the technology is slow as fuck the only thing that's advanced is our fucking phones that's it that's it dude you look around it's the same shit we're still rolling around and fucking rubber tires cars oh doors open the same fucking way still

plugging into walls we're still plugging our shit into walls so like with technology the one I hear a lot is Facebook is like part of the government like is that that's totally true all all like Google Facebook Twitter all of that shit is all Silicon Valley Silicon Valley it was all designed to surveil you all of it all of it is is is it's not for entertainment they're not making they could lose billions of dollars Google their billions YouTube is you think you think you think they give a fuck, they can care less. That's, that's us surveilling ourselves for them.

That's all that is. No one's even disputing that. No one's disputing that Google and Twitter and that, why do you think they're all going after Trump? They're going after Trump because they're all on the same side. Let me ask you this. So I'm at home. I'm thinking about doing something to leave my legacy in the world.

I'm not funny. I'm not athletic. But I'm smart. I like Army movies. So when I go online and I look up AK-47s, if they're surveilling us so much, you know, why don't we get a jump on it?

It's like what I love when they say... Zach, that's a good question. I love when they say, today we thwarted an event in Michigan of another terror attack. by some Arabs. Well, let me tell you something. I don't know if you know this. Arabs only talk to Arabs. Okay, and then I'm going to go see Lee and go Lee. Come here. You're a Jew. You hate these white people, too.

They fucking get your people. Hitler was half fucking Navajo Indians. Whatever the fuck they want to tell you. You know what I'm saying? But what I don't get is, like when they say to you, they thwart it, you know what they do? They hire a fucking Arab out of college. and they make them go into a mosque. And that's exactly what they do. And what it is? What's that word when I set you up? There's a word for that entrapment. Yeah.

They're all entrapment. It's all entrapment. It's not legal. It saves lives. It's common sense gangster mob mentality. You think about it. Like let's say we're in another dimension and you're running a country,

but you're about to be indicted for some serious shit and your life is going to be fucking over, dude. Some treasonage shit, like the worst shit, right? So, and someone says, someone says, hmm, we need a, I think if we clog the news cycles with some shit, I think that could help. What would you say? Would you say that was a good idea or nah?

That's a fucking great idea. That's a great idea. Okay, so how do we do it? That's a good idea. Clog the news cycles. And then I said, I got a suggestion. We need something super devastating to clog the new cycles. It's got to be super devastating, right?

Do you agree with that? Okay, you agree. Okay, so we're good. Now, what's super devastating? Killing criminals or killing kids? Kids. Kids. We can't just like, say, a bunch of criminals.

were killed, right? It's got to, the worst would be something that would clog the new cycles would be devastating, tugging at the hearts of every kill kids, right? Right. CIA whistleblowers have said this. It's when they go to other countries and they're trying to overthrow a country, they blow up schools because they know people are going to fucking go, they blow up school buses. That's what CIA whistleblowers have said that John Stockwell, you can watch him on YouTube. He wrote books about it. He goes, they go for the worst shit to cause the most damage so that people, so there's like the maximum public outrage, right? It's a good idea. I'm trying to save you. You're about to go down, dude. You're going to get the death penalty. So for you, like, we want to

clog the new cycles. You agree that that's a good idea. And then you agreed that killing children's probably the best way, right? A mass shooting with children involved, right? Yes or no? Sure. Yes or no. Yes? Okay. All right. So how do we do we do that? How do we pull that off? If I said, what if I suggested, let's get some fucking crazy kid. We go and through our database and we look for the crazy kids that have like a record of being a schizophrenic, right?

Good idea or no? That poster child being Lee Harvey Oswald. Yeah, good idea or no. So far good ideas. If I say bad idea, I'll think of another idea. Trying to save your life, right? Good idea, right? All right, so we find a kid.

We find him, we got a bunch of kids. We got two or three. Um, you know, and, and do we, like you have an adversary guy who's trying to take you down, political enemy. Is it, wouldn't it be a good idea if we made this kid a big fan of that motherfucker? Because he's going to go down for murder, right? And wouldn't it be good if we just like, good idea or a bad idea to make him a soldier for your enemy? Good idea or bad idea? Good idea.

Good idea. Good idea. Good idea. Good idea? It's a great idea, right? Or would it be a better idea if I made him a fan of yours? No, that's a bad idea. Bad idea. It's going to make you look bad. This guy murders all these children, families, innocent people, and he's a fan of yours.

No, no, no, no. That's a bad idea, right? Bad idea? Right. Bad idea. So good idea we make them fan of your political enemy, right? So how do we do that? We get, we have, my suggestion is just get like a dude on him, like a handler.

And we groom him. We get him all into. He's crazy, he's schizophrenic. And then we get on his social media and we start posting positive shit about your enemy. And then he's all down for your enemy. He's down to kill for your enemy. Good idea? He's down to kill for your enemy, right?

Oh, fuck yeah. Perfect, right? Or a bad idea? Bad idea or good idea? It sounds, but then this past weekend they had both sides. No, this is a fantasy. Okay. This is a fantasy.

So yeah, good idea. Good idea. Good idea, right? Good idea, right? So, but this guy's fucking crazy. How are we going to get him to the mall to shoot people? He don't, how are we going to do we, what if he shows up and he just drops the gun and freaks out? He's crazy.

What do we do? What are my roller skates? I don't fucking know. Tell me what we're going to do. Here's my idea. My idea. We get some fucking mob professional hit men to go in there, spray some shit. So for sure people get killed.

Because if we give him a gun, he ain't getting halfway through the parking lot who might freak out. So we got to get him, we walk him into the mall. This is just an idea. We get professionals to spray, get the fuck out,

and then we throw him in, cops come grab him. Good idea or bad idea? That's a good idea. And do you think I, you think I just made that up? Like, you think no one else has made that up?

Like, I just made that up. Well, like, okay, how do people live with themselves? There's a fantasy world, though. Right. But like, let's say, I'm not saying that that's what happened. I'm just saying if you had to clog up the news cycles to save your ass, wouldn't that be a good idea?

It'd be a good idea. But I'm just saying, like, and maybe there's just people who can do it. But how to like, if it's CIA or whoever it is, if they're the ones killing kids, how are they like not killing themselves? Do you believe that there's hired assassins who don't give a fuck who they kill? They'll kill kids? They'll kill anybody. Is there people like that? Do people like that?

Maybe people like that don't exist. I don't know. If there's people like that that exist that are hired killers, hired assassins that they get paid million dollars, whatever, 500,000, whatever. If there's people like that that exist, do you think they need work? Yeah, they need work.

And who would they need work from? Like shady-ass individuals, like maybe the mob, maybe. The mob got hit, man. They'll kill anybody. They don't give a shit. There's ice cold killers out there. They'll kill anybody for money, right? So the idea is you have a whole list of those motherfuckers.

You're running a country. You have a fucking list of 40 of those motherfuckers that you need to go out. If you need someone gone, you have guys that are just saying, you know, just like John Wick or some shit. You know what I mean? Maybe they don't exist. I'm talking about this is a fantasy world. This is a fantasy world. If you had to clog up the news cycles to bury some shit coming out on you.

What were we burying this weekend by accomplishing? A lot of stuff. I'll pass on dating. What was getting buried? I'm not saying, I'm just saying that it's just a coincidence, right? This is what I'm saying. If my mom got killed or my wife and son got killed, I would want to know how the fuck it really went down.

If the cop, if the first official story said this is the guy who killed him, I would say, okay, fuck that guy. You know, he killed my fucking family. But if other people are saying, dude, there was multiple motherfuckers. I wouldn't be mad at them for saying there was multiple motherfuckers. And they want to really get down to who really doubt. I would say, like, let's find out who really killed my son. You know what I mean?

I would be like, you, how dare you say that? That's so disrespectful. Like, no, thank you. Thank you. There was multiple shooters. Are you sure? Let's look into it. Let's look into it.

Not like, get mad. It's too soon. can't say that what the cop said it was one guy they said the news said it was one guy why are you saying it was witnesses said there was multiple shooters so i would want to know if my family was killed i would want to know what the fuck is up with the multiple shooters what would what were they covering up for this week by a lot of d class going down a lot of d class a lot of people going down for framing trump in the russian collusion scandal it's all coming down text message dex that's the D class when you're the defies the D class they frame Trump and that's treasonist and that's

death penalty when you find out all the players involved scary it's game of throne shit dude heads will roll that's why they're doing this crazy as shit in my opinion it's a beautiful fucking thing how's jih Tzu going it's going great what is going great i got killers all over the world speaking of murder you know What is the next EBI? The next, my next show is Combat Jiu-Jitsu worlds. Not this Sunday, but next Sunday. August 18th in Long Beach, you can get your tickets at inch by inch.

TV. It's the middleweight world championship. Combat Jiu-Jitsu. It's gangster jiu-jitsu, the most gangster form of Jiu-Jitsu there is. Jiu-Jitsu, no-gi-Ju-Jitsu, sub-only Jiu-Jitsu, with palm strikes to the head and body on the ground. And you're on the ground, you could. You could wail on each other. Can you get knocked out?

Hell yeah. Jesus. What about EBI? EBI, it will be back end of 2020 or 2021. Why? It's coming back where, uh, established, my first mission was combat jihitsu worlds. EBI was, that was a plan B. I wanted to establish a league of combat jiu jihitsu.

I couldn't get the rules I needed or the rules I wanted. passed through the commission because they didn't know what it was they just didn't understand it they wanted it in a cage and a three three minute rounds I wanted it outside of a cage and one 10 minute round they they just didn't know they just didn't give it to me the way I wanted it so I just said fuck it I'll just do I'll just bypass the commission and just do sub only so that's where EBI came so EBI was like because I couldn't get combat jiu jiu-jitsu off the ground and then after about, I don't know, it was like nine or ten EBIs, I went back to the commission.

I said, I asked him again, I go, can I do combat jih Tzu the way I wanted to, you know, a couple years ago when I approached you guys. And they were so cool. They say, yes, let's do it. Just the way I go, I want to do it not in a cage. I wanted to do it just like, because combat jihitsu world is EBI. It's exactly like EBI with Palm Strikes. It's, there's everything's the same.

16-man tournament, just like EBI, 10-minute regulation rounds, just like EBI, all submissions allowed, just like EBI. O.T., exactly like EBI. Exact same overtime, overtime, exact same regulation, exact same format, 16-man bracket. It's exactly the same as EBI, except there's palm strikes at it, so it's more gangster. It's a big step towards realism. It's a closer to MMA, than ever before. It's on its way to MMA, which means it's on, it's more realistic than

Jiu-Jitsu without strikes. So it is EBI with a turbocharger. You're doing great things in the Jiu-Turor world. Thank you. Could you listen to John Jack on Rogan? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Oh, dude.

Are you kidding? What's he talking about that fucking lunatic? Dude, he was talking about how they used to do combat jihitsu back in the 80s and 70s and 80s in Brazil. He goes, that's what we used to do. We used to, after we trained with our ghee for a couple hours, everybody would take off their ghee top, and then we do jujitsu with palm strikes. So combat jiu-jitsu is actually old-school Brazilian jiu-jitsu, the way they used to

do it back in the day in Rio de Janeiro, Carlson, Gracie, Jean-Jacques. They all did it. They called it Taparia. That means, okay, it basically means combat jiu-jitsu, jiu-jitsu with strikes. And so that, I'm basically bringing back old school jiu-jitsu training. More realistic, you know. There's a lot of things you can do or a lot of things you can't do as well when there's strikes when you're doing jiu-jitsu. So a lot of times, you know, there's, you know, I mean, Roger Gracie himself, the great Roger Gracie said 80% of jiu-jitsu is useless in MMA.

He said that. That's a famous quote from Roger Gracie. He's talking about Gigi Jiu-Jitsu, of course. 80% of BJJ is useless in MMA. Roger Gracie. You know what I mean? To me, that's a problem. To me, that's a problem with the martial arts.

I'm like, I don't want my jiu-jitsu to be 80% useless in a real fight. You know, and MMA is about as close to a real fight as you can get. You know, so there's a problem there. So what I've always worked on is trying to, fix that problem trying to make your jiu-jitsu training as close and as real as close to MMA as possible and as realistic as you can possibly get without actually doing like brain damage you know what I mean so that's why the 10th planet jiu-jitsu style is a clinch based very clinchy base very

no space we don't want space we want to clinch and you know to a first and foremost defenders yourself from being knocked down out. You know, if you clench on someone, it's very hard to get knocked out. You know, just like in boxing, you know, when a guy's getting hurt, what does he do? He just clenches. And then they got at the refs got to declinch him. The clenching is a safety technique. And most of my jiu-jitsu is based on clenching. Staying safe and moving, squeezing, clenching, smashing, crushing, squashing, squashing, squeezing, sucking, fucking, drinking, eating. You grow fits. hair on them.

Yeah. Where's your next dates? This Friday I'll be in tinfoil hat comedy. Me and Sam Tripoli and XG will be in Indianapolis this Friday. And then Saturday will be in St. Louis for a 420 show. So we're doing like an afternoon show. We did an afternoon show in Tacoma. And to be honest, I didn't know how if I was going to turn out.

I'm like, man, this could be a disaster of Saturday afternoon show at 420. and it was sold out. I was like, holy shit, let's try a couple more of these motherfuckers and see what happens, you know? Because that way you can just get out of a late flight and get the fuck home afterwards. So, yeah.

So, and then we got Bakersfield coming up. If you go on my Instagram at Eddie Bravo 10p, the 1-0-P, I got all my dates up there. You could just click on one of those comedy flyers and a Bakersfield coming up, San Francisco coming up, Portland, Oh, the improv, the 23rd, Friday the 23rd, me, Tony Hinchcliff and Sam Triplier doing the improv, and it's about it. You're a bad motherfucker, Eddie, bro.

I'm happy you took the time out. Thank you, man. We'll get into Epstein next time and what's going on with that fucking... No one cares about that, dude. Fuck that. Oh, they all care. Nobody cares about that shit. They all care because they were all over there jumping up and down.

Yeah. And that motherfuckers got. Those puppies? Hopefully they find puppies and people will fucking, yeah. People care. They got video that dude's guy. He ain't going on into the night softly. You know what I'm saying?

We'll see. Nobody that fucking connector goes into the night softly. I will be this weekend Friday. Lincoln Theater in D.C., it's gone. And the Bogota in Atlantic City, it's gone too. Then I got September 13th. Friday the 13th, there's still tickets available. In Dallas, motherfucking Texas at the Majestic Theater.

San Antonio's gone. And then there's still tickets available for the end of the month at a great show at the Chicago Theater in the beautiful motherfucking city of Chicago. What's my boy's name in Chicago? Josh. Josh Pasini, Ted Planet Chicago.

He'll pick me up and take me from my fucking hot. Like his family's cousin owns the fucking good place. So I'm excited about the next two months of comedy. One more thing. I got, you know, most people don't know that I produce music as well. So you can go on YouTube and listen if you're interested in my music,

it's called, my album's called Mix Flick of Death and Devotion. It's for free. It's on YouTube. There's about 15 songs on it all with music videos cut from my favorite movie, so it's go check it out. Eddie's an artist to sort. Sorry, you bad

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