The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #732 - Mrs. Wendy Dio
Episode Date: October 30, 2019Mrs. Wendy Dio, wife of the late Ronnie James Dio and the President/Co-founder of The Dio Cancer Fund, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio. This podcast is brought to you by: ... Onnit.com - Use Promo code CHURCH for a 10% discount at checkout. MyBookie.ag - Use code promo Church to get a 100% match on your first deposit up to $1,000. CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies, go to www.CBDLion.com and use code CHURCH for 20% off.
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If you don't like your neighbor, go over
and throw toilet paper and exit his house.
Fuck him. Next time we won't
put the garbage cans out that coat in your
fucking car. And if not flatten
his fucking tires, it's devil's night tonight,
the fuckers.
Wendy Dio's in the house.
The Christ killer's in the house.
And your uncle Joey's in the house.
Let's get this party started out of respect.
Gives me goosebumps of you sitting here.
My eyes get all teary.
I go back to fucking 1980.
You understand me?
First time I saw him.
How are you, Ms. Dio?
Very well. Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for inviting me to your show.
Man, you do some great work.
I always tell people that
anybody could be your fucking friend
when you're alive.
To have a friend when you're dead,
that's special.
Somebody to look after you,
somebody to keep your name alive,
somebody to keep your work alive.
And you've done a great job at Ronnie.
That's my job to keep Ronnie's music
and his legend alive, you know?
I promised him that before he passed away
and do what I can
and also to try and rid this horrible disease,
which one day hopefully will find
cure? They found it in Mexico. I don't know what's going on here. You go to Mexico, they freeze
your asshole and you're back jumping up and down. Here, they don't know nothing, these white people.
They don't know nothing. You go to Mexico, they fucking kill you. Only Steve McQueen didn't get
fucking cured. Everybody else lived. But I have a friend that's suffering, and he went down there.
It was a procedure they won't do here. Stem cells? No. He went to Mexico. They froze the cancer,
boom. It's just too much FDA.
things that you have to be approved before you can get something going.
And a lot of times, you know, some of the pharmaceutical companies, maybe they don't want to
find a cure because they make too much money.
That's right.
I remember when I went to get when Ronnie was first on his chemo and there was a pill that
had to go by.
And she said that would be $600.
And said, we have insurance.
She goes, no, that's the co-pay, which is okay for us.
But what about Joe Blow down the street?
$600 a pill that you have to take every month?
I mean, forget it.
And that's just the beginning of it.
I mean, yeah, we could sit here for hours and talk about all the fucking faults in the medical system.
There's always a by the way.
Yeah.
My friend's mom broke her hip last week, and they could, the hospital in Santa Monica, the lights went out.
No, the mold was on the wall in Santa Monica and the ER.
They had to close the hospital, so they had to take her the torrents.
She's there with her mother that night.
I mean, this chick's a fucking daycare teacher, and they come in with a bill for transporting of that.
because Medicaid only covers 21 fucking miles.
Really?
Where'd you come up with that number from?
21 miles.
So they wanted like $82 a mile
and it was like an additional eight miles.
This lady, barely, you know, she's a daycare teacher.
But this is our system.
These are the by the ways you find out
when you get sick.
We never think about getting sick.
You just pay insurance all the time.
We just pay fucking insurance.
Exactly.
And then one day you're in the hospital
and you're like, what the fuck do I pay for?
Oh, it doesn't cover aspirin at 2250 a fucking aspirin.
Well, you know, I'll tell my wife to bring the fucking asthma.
You know what I'm saying?
Take that aspirin to show up your ass for $22.
What am I stupid here?
So it's, it's, you know, you have to take care of yourself.
You do.
You do.
You have to be healthy.
What year did you meet Ronnie?
I met Ronnie in Brown.
I think it was 1974.
Wow.
And when did you finally hook up with him?
Like, you were friends for a while, right?
We never broke up.
We were always married.
You always, oh, good.
Always married.
I thought you wanted that as a friend for a while.
No, well, you know, we dumped the second wife, then you slid it, you know what I'm saying.
No, we were married for a long, long time.
I know how you go looking for wardswork.
There's always things that go on in life.
And as you know, there's ups and there's downs.
And we went through ups and downs.
Yes, we did.
But you were always married.
In 1974.
He was just, he had just completed the first rainbow out.
album, Richard Blackmore's Rainbow, and they were, they were, had not been on the road yet.
They'd not toured yet, but they'd completed the album.
I met him at the rainbow and sunset, and we started going out together, and then he went on
the road, and he called me and said, quit your job, come on the road.
I said, no, I can't quit my job, but I'll come for a couple of weeks, and I never went
back.
He was at Richie at the time.
Yeah.
Now, the first time I ever, ever even heard of Ronnie.
James Dio was Rainbow Rising.
Uh-huh.
And they did a show maybe 79, 79, 78 with the Scorpions.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
And I think Shankner showed up in Jersey.
It was a fucking party.
And I went down there.
And at the time, I'm not going to lie to you, I went down there for Richie Blackmore.
And I went down there for the scorpions.
But Ronnie James impressed me.
Like I went home and bought the album and Stargazer.
Oh, yeah.
Stargazers.
All that stuff.
Fabulous.
Fabian.
It's fucking fabulous voice.
That song is one of my very favorite songs.
Okay.
See, so one of this, I'm on the same page.
So I took it home and blah, blah, pop, pop, pop, pop, and, you know, Ronnie James Dio, whatever.
And then Foucault replaces his singers.
So he came in with that other fucking guy.
I'm going to rock you all night long.
Remember that, that shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then, you know, I fell into Black Sabbath by mistake.
You know, I.
So did Ronnie.
Yeah.
I put on war pigs like everybody else and maybe 13,
almost jumped out of a fucking window.
You know, that was it.
And then I bought like sabotage and I was ready to fucking go.
Where's the heroin?
Like, where's the fucking heroin and the my sugar in the pills?
I need it all.
And then I remember I bought Master Reality and I got angel dust and snorted the angel dust.
It was like my birthday.
It was my 17th birthday.
I bought Master Reality and the Exorcist was on.
Oh.
And I had the Exorcist on with Master Reality over it with earphones on,
tripping on this fucking angel dust.
And I shut it down and I never listened to Master Reality.
So I was a big Ozzy.
And then my mother died and Sabbath, bloody Sabbath was the theme.
That was my new avenged to shit on the world.
Right.
God had taken my mother.
And then I went to see Black Sabbath.
And they were fucking God awful with Van Halen.
Van Halen took them to, you know,
Van Halen was the opening act.
Nobody went to see the opening act in the 70s.
You had until 8.30 to get there.
You know, nobody went to the opening act.
But the word on the street was to go catch this Van Halen band.
And they came out like fucking they ran the garden.
And I still remember watching Bill Ward snort and coke off the snare drum.
Like we were sitting there.
close they were that fucked up and you could tell and then circus magazine which i still have a copy there
of uh you know black sabbath left you know and they first they got this singer named gary brown
something brown have you ever heard no the black sabbid videos with him before runny james dio no
it's fucking god awful no it's god awful dave something from a band called savoy brown join sabbath
for a temporary three songs.
Oh, horrible.
And then Ronnie James Dio snipped in
and people were like, he's the guy from Rainbow.
But you're fucking filling into Joe Montana's shoes.
You're going into Willie May's shoes.
You're filling in what Ronnie James Dio had a pull off
was a fucking magic trick.
And the album came out.
We wanted to fucking hate it.
Everybody was looking to hate that.
fucking out you know fuck him fuck hazy and every song having an owl you're like
Jesus children to see Jesus die young Jesus you know I want to hate this fucking
song but I like it and then he did a tour you gonna see I'm not fucking sure he did a
tour and they played Philadelphia it was Black Sabbath with Ronnie James Dio fuck
off from Sammy Hagar with Shaking Street and it was mantra
Ronnie without
Fuck nut in Philadelphia
Now let me tell you something
I don't know if you know how concerts work
But if you look at a tour
The first two nights they always touch on Philly
Do you know why?
To get it out of the way
They're savages
They just want to get it out of the way
In their worst condition
They don't even want to go to Philly
At the end of the tour
When they're that much stronger
Like I saw ACDC
August
4th,
1979,
with Bond Scott.
Then Bond died in 80.
He was replaced by whatever.
And that motherfucker had tough shoes to fill,
but they weren't on the Osborne shoes.
And you had to fill them in Philadelphia
where they don't fuck around.
And they were taking Sammy Hang on Philadelphia.
I was in six row on a hit of like fucking acid.
And in Philadelphia,
they were spitting on their fingers.
and flingling it at Sammy Hagar.
They were animals.
You got to remember, that was the only stadium
that had a courtroom downstairs.
One of Ronnie's favorite places to play.
We recorded with the NFL there.
He's one of his favorite cities to play.
It's crazy.
Like, I go to a casino there, and I know it's total chaos.
But he's from upstate New York.
Yeah, he's from upstate New York.
And he's like, he's a working class guy that says,
hey, you know what?
You don't mess with me.
I'm here.
Whether you like it or not, I'm here.
And he wasn't the tall guy.
No.
He wasn't a big guy.
guy in stature. He went out in Philadelphia and he came out with his fucking malucia
horns from his Italian fucking heritage. And, you know, it's just he won him over. And I still
remember people having signs saying like, go fuck yourself. Yeah, yeah. This is Philadelphia.
We remember them very well. They're not going to say, hey, you know, we love you. It's the city
brotherly love. You gotta prove yourself.
That's bullshit. In Philadelphia,
you better bring every bullet
you got, you know.
And one song after the other.
And then he started doing Sabbath song.
Yeah, yeah.
He did the activity in black or something.
And we'd like, okay,
like, it's one thing
to do your songs, to Tony I owe me.
But now you're dipping into fucking,
now you're causing problems.
Right. Now we're going to have to ask you to leave.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm like, now we're going to have to ask you to leave.
He started singing Sabbath songs.
And one by one, he was winning them over.
One by one over.
One in a mobile.
One of them over.
Then they laughed.
Because he sang him his own way.
He didn't try to be Aussie.
No.
He never tried to be Aussie.
Generals gathered at their masses.
No, no, no.
Like he was into it.
He was selling it little by little.
And then I caught him maybe eight months later on the return.
But this time, I think it was the Nassau Coliseum.
I'm not sure.
Yeah, probably.
My mind is all over the place.
I was trying to beat myself up to get this.
And he was fucking phenomenal.
Like, everybody left there, like, who's Ozzy?
Like, we don't give a fuck about it.
That's different.
I always say it's like apples and oranges.
You know, Ozzy was an innovator in the Black Sabbath,
the heavy metal music.
And he was a great showman, a great showman.
And he was great with the songs,
the way they sang them,
formed them. Ronnie was completely different.
Ronnie was a different singer. He was more of a melodic singer, and it took them to a different
place. But I still think, I think that you can be an Aussie fan and a Ronnie fan and appreciate
both. You're looking at one. Yeah, yeah. You're looking at one. And it's so weird that
I had a phobia when I first started comedy, I would look behind the curtain. If I'd see people
with white hair, I would shit my pants. And I would try to adjust my material.
and I would fail miserably.
And this is why you asked me before the show
if I would ever be interesting.
I tell you, this is my opening joke right now.
I just got a call from a daycare.
And they said, would you do the reverence stand up?
And I go, can I talk to your daughter, please?
Because the daughter's like 23, and she got on the phone,
like, listen, I love your dad, but tell her my opening joke right now.
It's about a gay guy who feeds his victims, hot dogs,
get them ready for dick they don't want to open you don't want to open with that joke at a
Christian organization you understand me so I would look behind the curtain and I was such a
pussy you know to this day I take two I take one zero point two five Xanax and put it in
my pocket it's an oval little pussy Xanax's they don't even do nothing to you because of the
anxiety I get before I go on stage especially when I get to the comedy store
That little first 10 minutes, when that light turns blue and I'm next,
my whole world changes.
And how I get myself to the stage is by thinking about Ronnie James Dio in Philadelphia in 1980.
That's what I wanted to tell you.
You know how he used to get ready for his stuff?
Have a fight with me.
Yeah, no.
See, I used this for me to be really good onstage,
I need to get to an argument somebody.
I need to have people that aggravate.
me like if you aggravate me before I go on stage and you have to follow me you're
gonna have a hard time what's aggravating me means anything you do yeah when I'm that
green room don't do nothing I don't want to hear about nothing don't move don't get up
don't get up that's why I stopped smoking coke with people because they moved around
a lot don't get up sit right there where you go sit down you don't have to see what's
out the window don't worry it's another to do with you I'm one of those people so I like
to get aggravated a little bit before I go on stage.
Like somebody to aggravate me for me to go off on somebody, they have to know me.
Like if I'm with Wendy, I'm going to go, Wendy, what the fuck?
You know, and then Wendy goes, he's just going on stage.
Watch when he gets off.
And then when people get used to it, but you have to get fired up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You have to do some type of fire it up.
So for me, for the last 20 years, whenever I have a doubt, I don't.
I go, fuck it, out of respect for Ronnie James Dio to myself
as I walk up to the States to myself
just because he did something that nobody saw.
I didn't see it.
And then what alleviated the pain was
he did such a great job with Sabbath and the album and the tour.
And then Ozzy did a great job with Blizzard.
So it kind of nullified everything.
Exactly.
Everybody stood their ground.
Can I ask your personal question?
Was there any animosity between him and Ozzy?
I've never heard of anything like that.
Not at all, no, not at all.
I mean, I think that even myself,
like if I was Osby and I was to leave Black Sabbath
and somebody would come in,
I think for the first year, my ego would be fractured.
But after I listened to the work
and listen to what the man did, if I...
I think, I mean, we saw him quite often in the rainbow
or different places.
Just, hi, how you doing?
What's going on?
I mean, they weren't great friends, but they were always very polite, very nice to each other, yeah, always.
That's great.
No, but that's, you know, I went all the way to 83 with Ronnie when he had Vivian Campbell on Holy Dive.
And then after that, Quay Lutzco canned a little time.
I lost contact with Ronnie, you know what I'm saying?
You lose contact when you go to prison.
Ronnie wouldn't write back.
He would have.
He would have.
He would have, yeah.
I know he would.
I was, you know, after 83, I just was into fucking drugs and stabbing people and shit.
I didn't get a grip of my life again to like 1990.
By that time, you know, I didn't even know about dehumanizing.
Yeah.
Like a friend of ours turned me on to the TV.
Well, it's a very underrated album.
And it's fucking.
It's a great album.
But it was, you know why?
Because it came out in the 90s and right when Grunge hit.
So everybody was now listening to Grunge.
and it was not so it's being actually we are re-releasing that very soon yeah yeah next year so he only did now
correct me if I'm right so he only did heaven and hell dehumanize it and one of the harm with Sabbath
heaven and hell mob rules mob rules I'm sorry a live a live album called on stage or something I forget what it was called evil is that
yeah evil something evil and then he went back to do dehuman I did dehumanizing
in the 90s and then he went back just before he passed away and they did the devil you know
but that was a carmine or viny a piece no no no Vinny Vinny Bill would still know no Bill uh they wanted
to go back this last time with bill but bill had had some health problems yeah so he he didn't
couldn't do it and so we got Vinny back again I guess he's okay now yeah he's doing great I heard that bill
Ozzy was like, hold on.
Yeah. No, Bill's doing great. That was the last Sabbath tour, but that was without Bill.
Now we're doing another one. Sharon said, get back on. They got sucker.
So now they're doing another one with Bill.
With Bill. That's great news. That is great news. A friend of mine just brought me, he signed a snare for me.
You know, so that was all my time. I loved all that shit. I loved, but that's the honest to God truth.
That's Ronnie James Dio's legacy to me is.
what he did in Philadelphia,
like he just fucking made me a believer.
And like I said,
I was never rude,
I would never go down to the throat anything.
Oh,
some people did.
But Philadelphia,
I'm telling you,
they were spitting off their fucking fingers.
I remember Sammy Hagar,
ducking.
Like,
I still remember Sammy Hagar.
See, Ronnie wouldn't have duck.
What he did is so,
fuck you.
Yeah.
And he's right in somebody's face.
No, it was great.
He was not afraid of,
because don't forget,
he'd worked for years and years
in Elf and before that all the bands he'd been in bands since he was 10 years old he'd been in places
where weddings where drunks would come up and they'd get off the stage and all this i mean he knew
exactly how to deal with an audience because for so many years so many years when it's hysterical
because he i don't know you were there you know the lifestyle and 80s and what was going on
we lived in northern new jersey so we got to drive to philadelphia so i drove down there with this
kid that he's gone now, rest his peace.
Great kid, one of my brothers.
And we stopped at a Burger King for him to pee.
And he comes on and he goes, you're not going to believe this.
There's a guy in there and he's selling acid.
Right?
So we're like, we need acid for this.
We had acid.
But we'll take more.
What's he got?
And he had these purple hits.
They weren't micrododot acid.
Microdotid acid was very tiny purple.
These things were like a, a mark.
marshmallow, a little marshmallow, they were purple.
So I said, I'm good.
I got my acid.
We had like window pain or whatever the fuck.
He took his acid.
We get to the Philadelphia concert.
We're outside tailgating.
It's fucking Philadelphia.
What's not called?
We're doing acid.
Whatever the fuck we're doing.
He comes up to me, this kid, and he goes,
you're not going to believe it.
But this kid doesn't like his tickets.
He wants to trade him for some money.
So we have like ninth row.
and we traded for sixth row and like 10 bucks.
So here we are, six-row center.
We're going to see Ronnie James Deal.
Everything's fine.
It's four of us, but we had to split up into two and two.
So I'm with this lunatic that got the marshmallow purple acid.
And, you know, shaking street goes up, whatever goes up.
Ronnie James Deal, the place blows up, sabb it.
I looked down.
He fucking passed out.
Oh, no.
He's passed out.
I mean, fucking on the floor, passed out.
I had to pick him up, put him on his chair.
You know, he's sitting there.
The concert's over.
Too long cores.
I got to pick.
And he's a bodybuilder.
He's fucking huge.
I got to pick him up.
We bring him to the car.
We sit him down.
We drive him back north.
He's still passed out.
The next day, he's like, what's up, man?
So ever since that night, we see him, we'd go to break his boss.
his very sense of, we go,
you didn't do fucking acid.
You did purple quailutes.
Because they put him out.
And he kept saying, I didn't do purple quailots.
I mean, to the day he died,
he would say something to me.
Like, we got to go to the 135th Street and pick up that.
There's some great Coke on 1935.
And I would go, you think they got those purple quailets there?
And he would fucking get pissed off.
Have you seen the trailer for the rainbow?
I was there. I was at the premiere. I'm in it.
You're in it. Yeah, I'm in it.
I fucking knew it. Wendy, you're like dog shit. You're everywhere. You're like half Puerto
Rican. You're everywhere.
I was there at the time. I was there in the 70s. Yeah. You grew up to there. I worked there.
How really was it?
It was amazing. It was the time that would never come again.
Did you do drugs, Wendy? No. I never do drugs? Never? No, no. Because the only time
when I was about...
Wendy's clean? All her life?
Yeah, when I was about 16.
gave me in England
hash, but
I don't know what was in it, but whatever was in it
I threw up for three days and I was sick
as anything, so I never touched anything.
Drink, I know I can get drunk,
fall down, I'll wake up sober the next day
but that was, I don't want it, I'd never
touched anything. I went to all the parties
when everybody was doing supper, but they all knew
I didn't do it, so I didn't.
How was it down there?
Oh, it was, well, the record labels used to pay
for everything in those days.
Zeppelin were come in town, they'd put the big
thing in between the two tables
all the Zeppelin be there you'd have the
who there you'd have deep purple
everybody could possibly think of was there
and it was amazing time
amazing time I chased
Keith Moon down the road one time because he didn't pay his bill
and drug him by the back of the neck
so you were there for all that shit
oh yeah that's why I met Ronnie
now when was the last time you seen Richie Blackmore
I haven't seen Richie and oh my goodness
20 years maybe
Not for nothing, no disrespect.
Thank God.
Holy fuck.
He's going to be popular Thursday.
Have you seen him lately?
No.
Have you seen what he looks like?
No.
Holy fuck.
It is no bueno.
I was going to say,
it's good or bad.
It's not good.
He looks like a character,
like a Halloween character.
And he doesn't tour with those guys no more.
Like he's doing his own thing.
Yeah.
Because Joe Lenternis from my neighborhood.
Oh, Joe is a good, good friend of mine.
Nice guy.
Nice guy.
I know him since he was in the other band.
Real good guy.
Before Rainbow.
He did a great job in Rainbow, too.
As he said, that's different again.
It was different.
Different.
It's a Ronnie Rainbow, and that was at Joe Lynn Turner.
And I think he did a great.
And Graham Bonnet.
I think they all did a great job.
Graham Bonnet was kind of funky.
I like Joe Lynn more than Graham.
I used to manage Graham in Alcatraz.
What the fuck is Graham?
He's around.
He's around.
Where?
He's around.
Now, where did he go after Rainbow?
Alcatraz.
Alcatraz.
That I managed for a while.
Jesus Christ.
I thought he was like in...
He sounds a lot like...
He sounds a lot like that other band from Seattle.
So I thought he was in that band.
I don't even know what the fucking band's name.
He's a good guy.
I saw him.
I think last time I saw him was at the Greek.
He had gone to see, I think, Deep Purple.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
You were in all this shit, Wendy.
Oh, yeah.
You saw it all down.
I see it all.
Yep.
What was Dio's happiest times?
What was Ronnie's like Sabbath?
Sabbath.
When he was doing Holy Di-I mean, Vivian Campbell.
Well, a lot of different times.
But his favorite band was Sabbath.
Really?
I think, and I was really glad that he got to reunite with the band
and do that last.
album and the tour because they all loved each other and everything and they were playing amazing.
I mean, you'd never know that Ronnie was sick. He was amazing until the last note. And I think
that Ronnie could never have lost his voice or grown old. So that's the only thing I say about
him dying when he did was he died on a high note. That's a beautiful thing you just said.
Yeah. It took me off. It's funny because when I opened up with the humanizer, I saw a look in your eye
And I had that same feeling also.
It's kind of weird.
Yeah, yeah.
He's been gone nine years now.
It'll be 10 years in next year.
So we're going to have a big fucking party.
Big, yeah.
And you don't let me know six months in advance.
Yeah, oh yeah, we already know what it is.
So I can cancel my fucking week.
So I'm there with you bowling.
Two 2020.
So February 20th, 20.
My birthday is the 19th.
Oh, and it's at the Wilton Hotel.
The theater.
Okay.
I'll be in town.
Yeah, please.
Yeah, please.
February 29th and Valentine's Day.
Yeah.
And what's that event?
Which event?
The 2220.
We're doing a big gala.
We're going to have, we'll do some of the hologram.
We'll do some other bands.
We'll have an award show of people that I want to award who have been in Ronnie's life.
Mostly industry people, but presented by a celebrity.
I think that would be fun.
And so we have tables.
I think it's 35 tables down.
And then it's like a thousand people upstairs.
And for the fans, we are only going to charge $25 because I,
Roddy would want to give back to his fans as he always did.
So we want to have really cheap ticket for the kids.
And then the industry could pay for the time for the money to rate.
Bradwick could pay.
Fuck him.
And it's.
Him and Angelina got more money than God.
And it's raising money for cancer again.
Yeah, of course.
Yeah.
This is what it's all about.
Yeah.
What you're doing is a beautiful thing.
I mean, you're doing God's work.
You're killing two birds of one stone.
I wish I had the patience to do it.
You did because you love to do it, actually.
You're keeping Ronnie alive.
I'm keeping Ronnie alive.
And you're keeping others alive.
Yeah, exactly.
If we can save just one person by, you know, saying,
early detection saves lives.
You know, women are good about that and check men.
You have to drag them down there.
Oh, no, I get that too, but my ass twice.
That's really important.
I've gotten that motherfucking camera on my ass twice.
Well, we're working.
We're working right now with Dr. Wong at UCLA.
We've been supporting him and paying for them.
And they're developing a swab test.
So instead of having the finger up the bum, you have a swab test.
And that's for pancreatic cancer, colon cancer, and gastric cancer, stomach cancer.
And that should be out by next year.
So you just go and you have a swab taken at your local GP.
They send it away.
It comes back really, really early detection.
If you have any one of those cancers, obviously you have to,
then go on through other testings.
But it's a breakthrough and we're really excited about it.
Some of the stuff that you have foundation is done?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've been supporting him for the last two years
and we're paying for all this medical team to do this.
Where's there a webpage where people could go?
Deocancerfund.org.
That's it.
That's it.
And it's run by you.
Well, 14 board members.
14 board members.
Sheila's one of them.
We have a doctor.
We have two lawyers.
We have a trucking company, the biggest trucking company.
There is upstaging there, one of their directors.
They have a sound company, a lighting company, other managers, two other managers, PR person.
We're in-house.
And what do you guys decide on, where the money's going to be spent?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And we always make sure that it doesn't go into an administration or a fat cat's pocket because we don't want that.
That's why we formed it in the first place.
We watch every single penny where it goes.
And we've given, like we gave a Vanderbilt in Nashville.
We gave them $100,000 for stomach cancer.
They had no research money whatsoever for stomach cancers.
And so because we gave them $100,000, someone else gave them $500,000,
and then the government got a grant for $11 million.
So a lot of times ours is seed money.
We put it into places where they don't have a reasonable.
research team for that or now we're working very close to Dr. Wong. We know exactly every penny
goes. You know when we had a conversation a couple weeks ago that like anybody else you
you catch a break and you want to help. Yeah. You know you want to help. There's nothing
worse than helping somebody when you know you feel like you've been fucked. Oh, I've been
fucked. And you get fucked. I have you and it hurts you feeling. Yeah. For years like I said when I was a
kid I would do a walk-a-thon, the American Art Association, and I always tried to do something
as a kid. My mother always, you know, I always sold boosters or candies. You know, I always did something.
Sometimes I took a 10. I'm not going to lie to him for an album, but you know what I'm saying?
90% of the money went sometime, you know, I was a kid. I was a stupid kid, but I always believed
in giving back. Years ago, I went to work for an administration, and I found out. I found out,
to a nonprofit, and very $10 you give the kid with the missing eye gets $0.58.
And meanwhile, the two dudes are front of driving seven series BMWs.
It does something to a guy like me.
Yeah, I used to volunteer for a big nonprofit that I won't name.
No.
But I found out after working many months and helping them volunteering, that
a dime, if everybody gave a dollar, a dime went to it.
And the other was two fat cats living up at a big mansion.
I was like, you know, I was disgusted.
Embarrassed. Disgusted.
Listen, I don't mind you robbing me.
Bring a fucking gun, bitch.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Bring a fucking gun and I'll give you what I got.
But if you're going to rob me that one and I find out,
and now what does it do?
It takes a guy like me that has a heart,
and it deters me from helping people that really need it.
You know, I won't give to a homeless fucking organization,
but I'll give that guy at the 7-11 or 20.
Yeah.
I'll give it right to the fucking guy's hand.
And every time I see this dude, I give him a 20, 10, 3,
whatever the fuck is in your wallet you give the poor guy.
That I believe it.
But I don't want to be a part of something where, you know,
you're in fucking beliefs, hanging out with the stones,
and we're all donating to you, you know, whatever.
That's why we started our own.
I love this.
I didn't know anything about this.
people were saying
I want to give money to charity
what do we do what do we do
and after my experience I had
and I said you know I don't know
so Ronnie's doctor and I formed
the Ronnie James Deal Stand Up a Shout Cancer Fund
and 14 people that were
friends of Ronnie's that have been around forever
all joined in
we 100% of the money goes to
to the charity we have no administration costs
we meet once a month
we don't there isn't we don't pay for anywhere to go
we don't have any office
We use my office or something else.
No money goes out anywhere except to where we need to put it.
And that is not in some fat cat's bucket.
When I get out of here today, one day, I'm going to have my wife make a donation since I can't go next.
That's very, very kind.
Thursday from me and Lee and the church of what's happened now.
Because you just made my dick hard by telling me these things that, you know, like I said,
nobody wants to feel shitty about donating.
No.
You know, I give away shirts.
month I do a cleanup and I go up the corner up here and give away clothes to homeless I go with
bags you know people send t-shirts so every time somebody sends three t-shirts I'll take one of
their t-shirts and let's put on a homeless person you know yeah exactly I try to help as much as I can
but like anybody else in America we all work very hard for our money and before you give it to
somebody who's on make sure it's going to where it's supposed to go on a fucking cruise yeah oh god yeah
where it's supposed to go.
I mean, I have that right.
You know,
yeah.
We had on the kid
from the Celtics here.
Chris Herron.
Chris Herring.
He has a foundation.
Rehabs the whole thing.
We donate to him once a year.
I'm looking for places.
But again,
you don't,
I don't do it for a tax right.
I don't give a fuck about a tax right off.
I do it because I want to feel good about myself.
I want to help, you know.
We've done a lot of things like we've paid
for different people's funerals,
things like that.
that we don't really publicize.
You don't need to.
But, you know, the different things that were medical costs,
different things that's if somebody needs,
I mean, that's not what our charity does,
but on occasions when somebody needs to help,
we help.
You're a class act, Wendy.
Well, making a little place in heaven for me,
making sure I don't go down there.
Well, you never know.
You never know.
You never know.
You never know.
You never know.
You never know.
You might put you in purgatory.
Just to chill for a couple of weeks.
with Cochan.
A couple of years.
And you got to do jumping jacks
with Cochan every fucking day or something.
You know what I'm saying?
Oh, God.
My God.
This has been just weird,
not meeting you and knowing you're in the circle
and like everybody fucking knows you.
Of course.
They better.
How the fuck do you know everybody like this?
Because I pull them all in to do stuff with us
and they do.
You know,
they always put down happy metal,
dirty piggy,
dirty people, whatever.
You know what?
Heavy metal people, rock people,
are the most amazing people that give their time
and their talent to me all the time for this cause,
and they're amazing.
And every day I thank my lucky stars
of how happy I am that these people want to help
and still remember Ronnie.
And it makes it everything like, well.
Let me ask you something.
What did you do a couple weeks ago?
I heard it was just off the fucking chain.
Coach Han told me that.
That was that also?
The Dave Grohl?
Yes.
That was also a charity.
Oh, absolutely.
We raised $47,000.
But we raised even more money because we bid on that, right, at T.J. Martel.
So T.J. Martel got $65,000 from it, okay?
Then I made it into a charity for our charity.
And so our charity, I did it.
ticket, it's a thousand dollar ticket and everybody was there and everything and I raised
$47,000 for a stand-up and a shout and then a friend of mine, actually Gloria Butler, she
Pee's his wife. Yeah, she put two tickets up for City of Hope, auctioned them off,
we raised another $7,000 for City of Hope. So that money was spread and made actually that whole
thing made around $151,000. Now tell them about the event how fucking fun of it was. Oh, the event was
fun. And told me it was fucking
tremendous. It was amazing. Dave Gore is amazing.
He is such an amazing person.
You know, he does all these charity things
of firefighters and everyone. And he
came to the house
with his smoker that was like...
At three in the morning. Two in the morning.
Two in the fucking morning. Dave Groh, ladies and
gentlemen, listen to this one. It was a 10 foot,
it was a 10 foot smoker that he
brought. And
he smoked all night, all the
smoker all night. In the
morning, he was chopping onions. He was
doing everything. He was making this amazing meal. He did, what was it? Pored pork,
try tip and what was the other one? Oh, ribs and ribs. And then I brought some stuff for my
vegan friends because I have some vegan friends that they cook some stuff on there. And we had
Slim Jim was there. And Giza Butler was there. Mark Ferrari. Oh, it was a whole bunch of different
people there were only Logan, Rowan Robinson, all these people, we had so much fun.
And I had, so I made it into a holdown. So we had two country Western bands.
We had a mechanical bull, which was real fun. We had such a blast. It was so much fun.
It was amazing. And he is such an incredible person. I mean, he's just spent so much time doing
that. And he just charity stuff for everyone. He's going to be bowling as well for our charity.
It was the barbecue.
How good was it?
Anne said it was fucking delicious.
It was delicious.
It was the best.
How the fuck does that guy know how to barbecue?
Oh, he took lessons.
He went away and actually took lessons on how to barbecue.
He's very serious about it.
Really?
Yeah, he's real serious about it.
Fucking guy weighs 80 pounds.
I weigh 400.
I can't cook dick.
That guy makes good fucking barbecue.
It was so, it was really fun.
And we raised a lot of money for a lot of different causes.
T.
T.J.
Matt, got 65,000.
We got 47,000 and City Hope got seven.
And you do one of these, what, every 90 days you try to do some type of movement?
We do lots of different things, whenever we can think up to make money.
What are the things?
Like what?
Well, we have the bowl for Ronnie every year.
We have the ride for Ronnie's bicycles or motorcycles?
Motorcycles.
I'm off there.
Harley Davidson sponsors us from Glendale.
No shit.
Yeah, we close the street and everything.
And the bikes, we have about 1,500 bikes.
They ride to, and I ride on the back too, my pink helmet.
And we ride to Los Encina's the park.
And then we have bands play.
We have food trucks.
We have beer, wine, we have everything.
We have a really fun time.
Vendors.
It's a family event.
So it's, well, we kickoff is at 11, and then the park opens at 12,
and it finishes at 5 in the afternoon.
We close the whole park.
You know what I get from you, Wendy, why I fell in love with you.
after everything I heard about here,
seven out of ten people
who do these type of charitable things,
they do them for different reasons,
not for the reason you're doing it for,
you know, to stand out in the community.
You know, these are the same people
that tell you they saved the whales,
but then they kick a cat.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially in the area we live in.
This fucking area is full of bullshit.
This is fakeville right here, you know.
this is something that's a passion of yours.
Yeah, it is.
I can see it in your eyes,
I can see in your smile.
When I hear about your events,
this is something that you're very passionate about.
You're not doing it to be cool or for people.
I have a funny feeling that shit fucking sailed.
You don't give a fuck if they like you.
I don't.
I don't.
I get bashed all the time on blabber mouth.
You know what?
I don't care.
What I say to those people is go out and do a good deed for the day
instead of sitting in your parents' basement and trashing people
because that's all they like to do, you know?
It's really weird that most people that do,
it's like I've always hated when people have, like, things at their house.
Like, I don't want you to know you did something good.
You know what I'm like, if you're going to post it on Facebook that you donated,
you didn't really do nothing good.
You just did it to show other people what the fuck you don't.
You know, characters, what you do when people aren't.
watching. Yeah. You know, and this is, I could tell. I could tell that we have 14 fabulous board members.
I mean, they're all passionate. Every one of them is passionate about it. And they're all busy people.
We have like Rick Sayles, who's the manager of Slayer and the ghost and everything. He's, he's there helping us.
We get, you know, Sheila, she's busy with a fitness business. We have Adam Parsons who manages
black star riders and Europe. I mean, they're big of the people that we have all the, the,
vice presidents and presidents of all the big sound companies like them they don't need to do this
but they do it because you know what they loved Ronnie and they're just good people they're just good
people and they love it's all done on Ronnie for Ronnie's name Ronnie and he was a good person
he was a person that they broke the mold he loved people he generally loved his fans and never ever
forgot where he came from and why he had what he had he's the one who started all this he started
with me in the 80s saying, oh, life's been good.
We need to give back something.
What do we do?
I want to give back to a children's charity.
So he said, go find me something.
So I found him a few charities, and one of them was children in the night.
And he said, I like this one, because these kids are like 14, 15 years old.
Lots of people give to young children.
These teenagers, they forget about them.
And they could be my audience.
And we started doing stuff for children in the night.
And then we started doing things for animals, and we started doing things.
for all different things.
And it was, it's, it's a great feeling.
It is a great feeling.
It's a great feeling.
To give back.
To give back, yeah, yeah.
To give back, let people know where you started,
where you're from, what you feel.
You know, I'm still tight, my parents die at the young age,
so those kids took care of me.
Yeah.
Now I could see that they're having little problem.
I don't say nothing.
They call and I help them out as much as I can and I enjoy it.
Exactly.
I never forgot.
Exactly.
I never forgot.
I know who's taking advantage.
You know, I've been taking advantage of people,
have called me and told me stories,
and then I find out other things,
and now I'm a little bit more cautious.
But I always felt, you know,
just that's what it's all about.
Yeah.
My mom had a numbers book,
and my mom's motto,
if I hit the number for 25,
I'm giving away 12-5,
she would give it away.
Yeah.
Give it away.
Just give it away,
because you're going to hit the number,
number again. Your odds are hitting the number again. And it's the same thing with life. You can't.
Life, yeah. You can't take it all with you. You can't take it with you. The most important thing,
I think, it's people and friends. Just friends is the most important thing. Friends, family, you know,
just enjoying life every day. Well, like I tell people all the time, God took away my gift of family,
but he showed me the gift of friendship. Right, right. Which is one of the biggest gifts, people. People don't have it.
Oh, I have my chosen family. I have my chosen family.
but they're on an episode of Friends.
You could suck my dick.
That's not friends.
Friends are the guy that's sitting next to you in the jail cell going,
what the fuck that we do to get in there?
You know, not the guy that Belzeat.
Well, Sheila, I've known for over 30 years.
We've been friends.
We've been through everything together.
Everything.
She was a good lady.
Yeah, she's a great lady.
But all the people on my board, every single one of them,
I've known for 30 or 40 years.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
I want to watch you the best of luck.
Thank you.
You always have a platform here.
I know you're just a few miles from here.
Thank you.
I don't care if you want to come down and just talk.
Yeah, come down and have fun with us.
But I give you my word.
I will donate something today to the Ronnie Foundation,
especially for the PIN's benefit on the 7th.
Do you have it like, sure, it's just something that you send out to people?
I don't know.
Fucking people like all, like Ronnie James D.
stuff. Oh yeah we have we have website yeah okay so you have like shirts yeah I'll send you some
shirts you give me the size I'll send you a bunch of stuff you're beautiful yeah let's
fucking do it and like I said I won't see you on the seventh right but we see you on the
on the 20th is a weird date because my birthday's on a weird fucking 20 20 it's 2 20
it's easy to remember it's a Thursday it's a 30 yeah because my birthday's like on
a Wednesday what a good fucking day that have a birthday who the fuck has a birthday on a
Wednesday only a 57 year old there
you know when you're 12 it's always on Friday or Sunday
rocking and rolling
miss Dior it's a pleasure
my pleasure and like I said
you have a home here anything I can do for you
host I'm not gonna be clean
I'm gonna hit him with a good finger in the ass joke
or something like my nuts joke something
to keep them going you know what I'm not nice people
well thank you so much
and we couldn't do this without people like you
support us we really really appreciate
No, you know, when I called Rudy, I let Rudy know,
and I think Rudy will come in next week and we'll...
He's a doll.
He's a doll.
You know, him and Ronnie were very, very close.
Right, that's what he was saying.
Very close, yeah.
I didn't know he even knew Ronnie.
Oh, yeah, yeah, he was in the band.
Yeah.
Rudy was?
Sure.
At what band?
He was in deal.
When?
Before White's date?
He was in the band right near the end,
just before Ronnie passed.
away. Okay, so towards
2012. They were getting ready to go on a tour together
actually. It never happened.
Because Ronnie got sick.
When did Ronnie get diagnosed?
It was on Friday,
the 13th of November,
209. And he passed away on
210 May 16th.
Jesus Christ.
And they were getting ready to go on a tour.
It's called the Tornado Tour.
getting ready to go on that tour when we got the news and I had to call the band in and tell
them we had to cancel the tour who wasn't that band it was Rudy Rudy Simon Scott Warren
Doug Gordridge then yeah Doug Orchridge was in the band then yeah mm-hmm
I did not have any clue about this yeah yeah had they put on the album for the tour the
the out we had we had something that went out and I pulled it it was called tornado
It was only out for like, I think, six days.
And you pulled it after the news.
We may release it, but it wasn't time for it to come out right then.
We were dealing with everything.
And I didn't think Ronnie was in a past.
I mean, we used to call it killing the dragon.
We go to Houston every two weeks and we fly there, get the treatment, come back.
And we just said we're killing the dragon.
We just never ever thought that Ronnie was in the past.
and he wasn't that sick.
Three weeks before he passed away,
was at the Golden Gods Award getting an award.
And then it was on the Friday morning that he told me,
I don't feel good, I think I need to go to the hospital.
And we went to the hospital, and then he passed on the Sunday.
I'm very sorry.
Yeah.
I didn't know all that.
That was a big shock.
It was a tough time for everybody.
I remember feeling it.
I remember going, Jesus.
cry like usually you hear somebody passes that was something that you had to sit down that
night and I had to put on heaven and have a lot of respect and do 22 bongats and think of all my
experiences with Sabbath and uh like I said to you even though I'm a comic I'm really a I'm not
a failed musician I'm a musician that never tried I didn't have the balls to play the fucking
guitar but I use different things from different places to inspire me and like I
I said before I go on stage, I think of Ronnie James Dia.
If I go on stage 10 times, probably eight times, I go,
this motherfucker flipped me in Philadelphia.
I got to flip him like Ronnie James Dia.
It was a very special post.
I got to flip him like Ronnie James Dia.
That's, you know, I hate when people talk about Bruce Lee.
When they say, oh, he was tough and people go, oh, my, Molly.
Bruce Lee wasn't about that.
You dumb fuck.
Yeah.
He was about letting the little guy know he had a chance.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He let the little guy know he had a chance.
He gave minorities, you know, Chinese people were fucking bowing.
After Bruce Lee came along, there's no more bowing.
We'll fuck you up, bitch.
I don't know you've seen what the fuck Bruce Lee is.
Ronnie James Dio showed me the same kind of courage that I never mentioned to nobody else.
I've never mentioned the story to nobody until your name started popping up.
And I'm like, I want to tell her to a fucking face.
I'm glad you did.
What Ronnie meant to me.
Yeah.
what the impact was on me.
And I know you remember how many people wanted that album
to go down in flames, but it didn't.
It was his live performance.
You know, every time he took, you know,
I read something here, there about Sebastian Manuscalco
that he didn't do, have a TV show or movies.
He did it one joke at a time.
Yeah.
Ronnie did it one song at a time, one city at a time.
Yeah, they never apologized.
I always figured out that, let's say that year was
a 20 city tour. I don't fucking know. I don't remember the schedule.
Trust me, I went over it because I was one of those nerds.
But I know for a fact that in 20 of those cities, there had to be a hundred of me.
Those theaters sat what in those days?
14, 12,000 Philadelphia.
I think it was the spectrum. I saw him at the spectrum.
17,000 people.
17,000 at the spectrum.
There had to be a thousand people in each city that went home and went home and I was, well, I guess I got to add fucking Ronnie to that wall.
because of the job he did and his fucking balls.
That took balls.
Oh, yeah.
You know, and we've sat here.
I mean, beside the singer from Macy, D.C.,
I mean, people still go see Allison Chains.
People still go see a journey.
Everybody complains about the least.
He's a Filipino.
Who gives a fuck?
You know, he...
I think he sounds great.
He sounds great.
But when you see him, it's different.
Yeah.
It's different.
Yeah.
He didn't have any of those cliché.
You know, even when Sammy Hagar joined Van Allen,
there was backlash.
Yeah.
Ronnie made that all go away.
Because he didn't try to be Ozzy.
He was himself.
And he didn't apologize.
I'm here, I'm me, and you like me, or you don't?
And he didn't bring it up.
He didn't.
I read a couple of his interviews.
Yeah.
And I forget what he did an interview for around that time.
And I was like, this is a fucking bullshit fucking interview.
But, listen.
November 7th, Pins, February 20, 1920, 2020, 2020.
The Wooltern Theater?
Yeah.
The Wolltern Theater.
Yeah.
And there'll be more events to come.
So the website is one whole thing.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
I can donate pictures, stories, music, all on page.
Okay, you got it.
And what is it again repeated to them?
What is the website again?
Oh, Deocancerfund.org.
DeoCanterfund.
Don't know what.
I want to thank you.
Thank you.
I want to thank my coach over there,
the assistant, the assistant, the assistant coach,
for coming out here today.
Most importantly, I want to thank you guys.
Any possibility, there's going to be a tour.
Yeah.
Again, you'll release those dates.
Yeah, I will.
I will.
I will.
I'll not release me.
Yeah, we're not ready yet.
I'm not sure when, but probably later than March.
How many tours did you do?
How many dates did you do on the last tour?
Because I thought it was going to be a lot longer than what it was.
Yeah, yeah.
I think we did 19.
19.
That was enough.
Yeah.
That was enough.
I thought.
I thought you did like six or something.
No, we did 19.
And they went over, people loved them.
Well, first of all, there was a lot of not quite sure.
A lot of back bashing for people who didn't see it.
It was saying all, dragging him out of a grave, all these things, whatever.
But once we went out, everybody that saw it loved it.
Absolutely lovely.
Then we started packing out the houses, packing them sold out.
Because we bring, it's a whole show.
It's Ronnie, but he's not there all the time.
He comes in and out.
Then there's the band that he played with for the last 17 years.
And it's the band on stage.
Oh, yeah.
Live band on stage.
And then we have pictures of Ronnie behind.
It's going on.
There's stuff going on.
There's all kinds of things.
It's like going to the Simpsons at Disneyland.
We've got all this stuff going on behind.
And there's lovely photos of Ronnie.
There's stuff.
There's Ripper Owens, Only Logan.
Sing different songs.
They sing Stargates.
Amazing, actually, together.
And then they sing some songs with Ron.
The three of them sing all songs together.
And they do it with love.
The band obviously love Ronnie, and they do it with love.
And Ripper was always Ronnie's protege.
So, you know, they're just, and Oni his family.
So they just have such a good time doing it.
And it's all done for Ronnie.
Thank you for being an amazing woman.
Thank you for having me.
I really appreciate it.
You love him to fucking debt.
You love him to fucking debt.
I mean, the guy's still, you still got them out there even.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's not really gone.
No, it's not.
I wish there were more women like here in the world.
No, there are, there are.
Everybody dies and they jump out of a different ship and fucking.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You did it differently.
God bless you.
No, Ronnie never be forgotten.
Never, not while I'm alive anyway.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Thank you.
And you're a great interviewer, thank you.
No, we're just talking shit here.
I wanted to feel like an interview.
I wanted to feel like Ronnie was in there.
Ronnie's here, he's sitting right there.
He's sitting there going, what the fuck is this Cuban guy, though?
Fucking Philadelphia.
Nobody spit out of me, cock, fucker.
Oh, he loved Philadelphia.
I'm sure some people spit on him there.
I'm sure they did.
But not after, not after the first show.
No, no, no.
That was one of his favorite cities.
It's still my favorite city.
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