The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament - #766 - Eddie Bravo

Episode Date: March 4, 2020

Eddie Bravo, the founder of 10th Planet Jiu Jitsu, EBI, and Combat Jiu Jitsu, joins Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt LIVE in studio.    This podcast is brought to you by:   ZipRecruiter - post your job to 200+ job sites with a single click for free at www.ziprecruiter.com/church   CBD Lion - For all of your CBD needs, from shatter to gummies, go to www.CBDLion.com and use code CHURCH for 20% off.   

Welcome to Podcastville. Greetings from Podcastville. The church of what's happening now is brought to you by ZipRecruiter. Hiring used to be hard, multiple job sites, stacks of resumes, a confusing reviewment process. But today, hiring is easy. And you can only have it one place that gets it done right. And that's ziprecruiter.com slash church.

Right now, ZipRecruiter is so effective that four out of five employers who post on ZipRecruiter get a quality candidate within the first day. And right now, today, try ZipRecruiter for free. Did you hear what I just said? Free. My listeners can go to ZipRecruiter.com slash church. C-H-U-R-C-C-H.

That's ZipRecruiter.com slash church. Right now. recruiter the smartest way to hire the church is also brought to you by my favorite cbd company in the world cbd lion whether it's the roland the bath balls the tincture the guys the gummies off the fucking chain you don't see me walking around stiff or anything like that i love my fuck this is how i healed my hamstring back i would rub the lotion on it eat the fucking gummy bears for the pain and everybody would be fine see for yourself why cbd lion is the best out there.

This ain't no fucking gas station. Some Chinese guys sending your CBD line. You know what I'm saying? CBD oil at fucking some liquor store. This is legit. The source, I believe in them. I use their products. Give it a try.

You're going to love it. Go to CBDline.com right now slash church and get 20% off your order delivered right to your crib. Let's kick this motherfucker meal. Eddie Bravo's in the house today. What's happening, dog? Oh shit.

Where's the music? No more music. We had to cut out the fucking music. Really? Yeah. You got busted? We got warning. We got red flagged.

That sucks. They sent the fucking feds out. They let people fucking sleep on the goddamn sidewalk. You can't put on the sidewalk, but you can't fucking play little clips of music to help the bands? Trust me. You don't understand. You don't understand that it's taking a piece out of me because that was part of the thing. Giving them shit that I even forgot about.

Yeah. It was through my journeys that I even forgot about. I love, like right now. Now, you know what I'm missing? Tom Morello on Sirius. That's the best show on Sirius right now. What does he talk about? He talks about that style of music.

Tom Morello's show on Sirius X-7. It's a music show? Oh, my God. He had his fucking mother on the other day. 93 years old. And he goes, tell him the story, Mom, about their first performance ever. At Lola Palooz in 1992, 93. they go out the night before.

You know, she used to bring them up on stage. 63-year-old retired school teacher. Are you ready for the world's greatest motherfucking rock and roll band? Rage against the machine. That's her. Holy shit. So now she's 93 and she's like, you know,

fucking three days from dying, but she's still sharp, man. She's like, eat your vegetables. You know, and he's like, Ma, ma, relax the vegetables. Tell him about that. the story and she told the story about when they went to Louisiana, New Orleans, got arrested, and they had to go to Lola Pallusa and wait for them to get out of jail and she wound up on stage and they started, fuck the New Orleans police, she led the cheer. Oh no, he had a dog.

Did I ever tell you my story how I met Tomarillo? I remember one day you, I sat with you and had lunch with him. At the old place where he used to hang out, this had to be 20 years ago. But the first time. On Fairfax, where was where was the place that mean you saw him? broken and we ate a burrito with him right next to coffee bean on Fairfaxon sunset there's coffee bean and there's a there used to be a taco place next to it oh it's a hamburger place bahad bahra fresh used to eat there every fucking day yeah so one day we went you me and joe and tomorello was sitting there by himself like this is bahawresh yeah gentlemen yeah and here's tomorello from the hottest band now this had to be 99 2000

Yeah. And you sat down like, I went out. I had to get something. I met him before. You had met him before. Yeah. This is the craziest story, right? So, you know, I've always been a big Browns fan, right?

Big Cleveland Browns fan. When I was eight, my brother was 12. His job was to humiliate me. He had a big baseball card collection. I was jealous of the baseball card collection. So he looked at one of his cards, and he gave it to me. He goes, here, you could have this one. It was the Cleveland Indians back when they were a joke.

30 games behind first place every day. And it was Dennis Eckerslie's rookie card. And he gave me that card. And I'm eight. And I'm like, okay, I love everything about Cleveland from this point on. So that's how I got into Cleveland. Cleveland Indians, Cleveland Cavaliers, Cleveland Browns, since I was fucking eight, dude, eight and ten. Right.

Brian Syb, Dave Logan, all the whole era. And then the fumble and then the driver is Biner, Bernie Kosar, Wester Slaughter, all that shit. So then the Browns moved. They moved. When Denver used to beat them up. Exactly. The drive and the phone. Yeah, yeah, they killed us.

They killed us. But anyways, in 96, in 96, Art Modell took the team and moved to fucking Baltimore. They became the Baltimore fucking Ravens. And now Cleveland, all of a sudden, the Cleveland fucking Browns were gone. Cleveland doesn't have a football team no more. So everybody's pissed.

I'm pissed. Everyone's pissed. Like, fuck the Baltimore Ravens. They start blowing up the Baltimore Ravens. And the Cleveland Browns eventually came back. but three years later. So that first year, Cleveland Browns fans didn't know what the fuck to do. Who became a Cleveland?

What team? The Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore and became the Baltimore Ravens. Right. After the Colts left. After the Colts left, the Colts already went to Indianapolis. But the Browns became the Baltimore Ravens in 1996. That was Ray Lewis's a rookie year. And that's what they picked in the first round.

But anyways, the Browns didn't have a team. So, you know, here comes, you know, the office. the off-season, they're talking about the Ravens. They start showing off the colors. And everybody from Cleveland, fuck the Ravens, fuck the Ravens. And I was all about fucking the Ravens too. But as the season approached,

I thought, you know what, let me check out a fucking preseason game. And it was New York Giants versus Baltimore Ravens. And the only place that was showing it was at that promenade in Santa Monica, it was a place called Yankee Doodles. I don't even know if it's still there, but it's gigantic sports bar.

Two levels, two levels. Two level sports were huge. It's like Dave and Busters with two levels. And they have downstairs. They got a fucking 50 TVs everywhere. And then upstairs. So Sundays, it's just a fucking football extravaganza there.

And so I went and the first, you know, there's Browns fans all over the country because the Browns have, like it's, they've been around since like 40s or 50s or something like that. So there's fans everywhere.

They move, family moves. So there's Browns backers everywhere. But it was the Ravens first year. They had no backers. They had no outside fans outside of Baltimore. I was, but I wanted to see the game anyway. So I saw New York Giants versus Baltimore Ravens.

And I became a Ravens fan just by watching it because I thought, damn, they had Vinny Testiver. I'm like, these are the same guys, Leroy Horde. But these guys are purple. They're like the purple browns. I'm like, fuck it. I'm not going to let Art Modell take football away from me. I'm not going to let them destroy my Sundays.

So I just became a Baltimore Ravens fan instantly. So I would show up there every Sunday. And out they put me, I was the only. Raven fan outside of Baltimore. So they put me downstairs. There's nobody there in the fucking corner. I'm watching. Everyone's upstairs going nuts.

And they got me in a corner with the Baltimore Ravens game, right? And then the Baltimore Ravens played the Rams, St. Louis Rams. And so I'm sitting there. This is 1996, and I'm sitting there. And there's a Rams fan next to me watching. And it's fucking Tomarillo, but I had no idea. I had no idea with him. I personally didn't have any rage against the machine record.

I wasn't really a big rage against the machine fan. I liked that, you know, fuck you, if you do it, you don't. That was all cool and everything. But for me, I was actually doing rap, rock too, but I was, rage against the machine was more like Led Zeppelin doing rap. And my style was more nine inch nails doing rap. So, you know, I wasn't that into rage against the machine. I'm just being honest.

So I really didn't recognize them. You know what I mean? And we're watching the game. And at half time, we just start talking, you know, just bullshitting. And he asked me, goes, what do you do? I go, you know, I'm out here in Hollywood trying to make it in music. And I was a strip club DJ at the party. I, I DJ at a strip club, but trying to make it music.

And he goes, oh, really? He goes, what kind of band do you have? Like, I go, I told him, it's like rage against the machine, except, you know how they're like Led Zepplany? I go, we're not like that. We're more nine-inch nailsy. And he's like, oh, really? And he goes, you know, that's my band.

I said, what? What do you mean? I'm the guitar player for rage against the machine. I go, fuck you. He goes, yeah, and he was. And he showed me, you know, then he proved it, obviously. And then it was a trip, you know, because he's a big Rams fan. Even to this day, he's a giant Rams fan.

So for, you know, the rest of the game, we were just, I was just like, I put a big foot in my mouth. That was like, sort of like talking shit on blowing up my band and kind of bringing Rage against the machine down a little bit to Tom Morillo. I was but anyways that and then I ran into him a few other times like you said like maybe four or five other times I'd run into him somewhere I'm like hey dude remember me from the Ravens fan remember he goes oh shit that's right Yankee doodles 96 so but that's it he probably don't remember me no more it's it's crazy I saw I saw people and they went away like I go through that phase like when I first got to the comedy store it was Tommy Lee Tommy Lee would come down. Wednesdays, Thursdays, get a drink at the front bar, Dr. Chewy. I never said two words, though. It was nice to see Tommy Lee.

And if it wasn't Tommy Lee, it was a crazy guitar player from Poison. He's crazy. Oh, uh, uh, this is when he was drinking. Ah, shit. He's crazy. C.C. DeVille. C.C. DeVille. I would see him. Uh, who else did I see a lot then?

Slash. I would see Slash. I would see Slash. Like one night we were doing comedy at the union and Slash was there. Then I went to Burbank Airport and Slash was there. Then I got to the Riviera and Slash was there. The next day I had to walk through a convention

and Slash was there. You know, it was like, and then I never saw Slash again ever again. Yeah. It's like so weird how, and now I don't even know who. I was hanging. I could be standing next to fucking Nick Jonas and I don't know. Exactly.

I don't know who the fuck they are. You had Ricky Rocket on your podcast, right? Yeah. Yeah, he's an old friend of mine. Yes. He used to hang out for a while back up because he did Jiu-Jitsu at Jean Jocx as well, and we became friends. And back in 97, we had a plan to put together MMA magazine.

Before it was even called MMA. It was called No Holds Bards for a while. And we're going to put out a magazine called No Holds Bard. He was going to finance it. And I was going to be like the editor or whatever, right? That was the plan. So we thought, shit, if we're going to do this, it's going to be awesome. We got to start going to UFC's, and this is back in 97 when the UFC's were like underground.

You know, the first two UFC's, first four or five actually were huge. And then they lost their cable contract and they went underground and you could only see it on satellite. And, you know, so there was just one UFC coming up in Kemper, Louisiana. It was like maybe 3,000 people capacity. Joe, that's when Joe was backstage reporter. It's hilarious. So we went to that, you know, to report on it and interview fighters and stuff. The magazine never came out.

Kind of, you know, just flaked on it. Did you know Joe then? Barely. I knew he was, he trained at Jean Jocx, but I had never run into him. And I was, and Rick is like, yeah, that dude, he's on news radio and he trains at John Jocs. I'm like, oh, yeah, I heard about him. I haven't run into him. And we actually talked.

They were like, hey, dude, you train it, Jean Jocx? And he said, yeah. So that's where we kind of first sort of like, like met like and then uh you know a couple years later he started taking uh the classes that i was in and then you know we just from that point and that was crazy i evolved because i came in around that time yeah i met you like in 2000 2001 no a little earlier was it yeah earlier than 2001 yeah i've been here since 97 i started fucking around with joe Like 98.

I met you like 99 and a half. As far as I remember, we met at the comedy store, right? Yes, on a Sunday night. Yeah, that was back in 2000. That's when... You trained with him. That's all I know. You were to teach you that.

Yeah, no. You trained with him. I was a purple belt, and he was a blue belt. And you guys, it was intolerable to be around you two together because you would just talk about sweeps and shit. And I didn't know what the fuck. I thought he was talking about the old school sweeps. Like in New York, the Kung Fu sweeps where I tried to kick your leg out from Monday.

Yeah, yeah. Those are still legit. They're legit, but nobody, I always say that. That, I don't even know that was used to be those things in the 70s. When I was growing up, you swept off a spinning back kick. Like, you did the spinning back kick twice, and you went to fucking get that guy at competitions. Remember, I used to go to competitions. Well, you couldn't kick the face.

Yeah. But you could kick from the here. It was called semi-contact. Yeah. If you touch the face, you got disqualified. Yeah. So I always aimed that heel for the midsection. But I would set them up.

And if I knew that they were coming at me, like if they were right-hand, right-eis, I would take that left leg. That's how I used to win those competitions. This is when I was like 10. I just figured out that sweeping was the way to go. And I became a sweeper in those competitions. So from 10 to 14, I used to just sweep people.

That was my fucking, if I caught your leg, I would just sweep you. And then I trained with people who just swept people. This was way like basic karate. There was no Muay Thai in the neighborhood. None of that shit. There was no Jitsu. There was nothing. It was Ikeido.

Richard Bow had an Aikido school on 68th Street, and everything else was karate with the fist, Hassan's father. Yeah. So, what crazy is that? That was my first karate teacher was Hassan's father, but I didn't go to competitions with Hassan's father. I didn't start going to competitions until I moved to New Jersey, and I started training with this Vietnam vet who was fucking nuts. Why did you move to New Jersey? Because my mother had the bar in that neighborhood. So at that time in that part of New Jersey,

the big schools were Fuljaupai Kung Fu, who, by the way, are still there on the second floor above a Carvel. What's a Carvel? Ice cream store. Oh, shit, okay. And then the other big school was Gush and Roo Karate. It was like that was it. So you were either.

And it was like a game. It was like being part of a gang then. Like if we saw you in the mall and shit. It was like the karate kid. You got to step aside. Shit. Food job pie in the house. You know, and then we were like, some of us would know each other, but pretty much, you know,

that's 10th planet over there. Watch out. I'm over here reping fucking Marcelo Garcia. I don't even come over here with your coronavirus and shit. Like, that's how you thought at that age. You really did. You took it that personal. You know, and they made the karate kid.

Remember how they, that's how those people treated people. you were part of a gang now you idiots hung out together in school you know you're the karate kids and shit until you went up to a black school and you got lit up and then there was no more karate kids that was the end of it

he went to like some beach and you picked out some skinny black and he just lit all for you up and that would be the end if we take one beating I forget who I was with when we got a beat I used to

when I was a kid there was a time when I lived in New York City And I would just go to Union. I lived in New York City, but I would go to Union City with my mother. So I had to find something to do. So I joined the karate school while she was at her bar. That would get me out of there for an hour and let me walk. Yeah.

And I became friends with a couple of karate kids. And that was the first time at night that I would tell her, like, at seven, Ma, I got to go. And I would take my ghee and me and these creepy kids. I hung out with two creepy kid karate sets. My first one was his kid. He had to be 20-something. He was a pervert, but he didn't work him. He didn't work up the balls to pervertize us.

Like, you know what I'm saying? He hung out with this dude named Pino, who was my age, and my family knew his family. We called him like crazy Mike. He lived with his mother. He would yell at her, call her a fucking cunt. We were kids. Now, me and Pino came from a Cuban house.

This kid, Mike, was from a White House. The first time I heard him call his mother a cunt. I almost had a fucking heart attack. You understand me? Like, that was the first house I ever seen that white, like he had a brother and a sister, and they all abused the mother and told the father to shut up. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?

But it didn't matter. They were the supers of a building. And we would go down to that basement at night. and fuck each other up to death. Me, Pino, crazy Mike. And there was somebody else, Supito. Supito. Supito was the super's kid.

So that's how we got access to the building. Supito. He was a Cuban kid with a mustache. And we would just fuck each other up. But Mike was a man. So when you sparred with Mike, you got better. So I tried to spa with Mike every night. We'd kick, you know, real light and stuff.

We would go to Honda. We bought our own. In those days, we had targets, and you had to hold them. And it was like a three-inch pad on a piece of wood. And that's what we'd do at night. And then when I got old, I got him with a different click. Glenn Cologne and Mario Diaz, Mario Diaz was a Chinese Cuban. He spelled his aim with an E instead of an A like I spelled it.

And his father was like a Chinese doctor and shit. And he would never be home. They were never home to parents. So we'd all go home, do homework, and then we'd head to Mario Diaz's house. And the family had money. They had a nice basement. But that's when we went crazy.

That's when we went Eddie Bravo back crazy. We used to go to Chinatown, and we would buy iron palm technique. We would hit a bag every night. We had the tubs. We would put our hands. We would work the iron palm. We would hit bricks with our fucking hand.

That's the Joey Karate story right now. We were crazy. We were crazy. We were crazy. Yeah. We were crazy. And we used to beat each other up so much that his father had like walls that were nice,

but we started punching through the walls. Like, I swear to God, we would be fighting and we'd just punch through the walls. There had to be three holes every three feet from like me trying to sidekick you and you get out of the way and my foot would go through the wall. Like that type of shit. Nobody ever got caught, cut.

Nobody ever got stitches. We got a lot of bruises. And there was a lot of broken noses in there. Dog, I had a broken nose. They must have hit me 15 times with the broken. Like, that's why I think I broke my nose one time. Or I went in there with a broken nose one time. We just, we should just beat each other up in the friendly beat up.

Yeah. We were friendly. Not MMA kick you in the head type shit. No, no, no, no. If you kicked, you were only allowed to kick the body. We would always go for the stomach. Front kicks. that type of shit.

You know, I did karate for six months. Did you? Yeah, yeah. I got a green stripe on my white belt. I took one test to get that stripe in. And my, on the results, it's like a piece of paper, it said, excellent overhand knife strike. So I thought that was my shit. I thought that was my shit.

So while I was doing karate, I was living in an apartment building and above me was this huge Russian dude. or I don't know if he's yeah I think it was he was either Russian or Polish and he fucking hated me because I had this girlfriend only girl ever that I've ever had a relationship with that loved being really loud while we had sex like she was loud as fuck 22 and like we'd had the first time I had sex with her she just starts screaming and I had to like shut the window and cover her face people going shut the fuck up the rushing upstairs was pounding on the fucking ceiling. So he hated me, right? And I knew, I knew we were going to have a confrontation, you know, one of these days, you know, one of these days we're going to run into each other. So I asked my instructor, my karate instructor, and I told him the story. And I told him how big he is. I go, what do you think I should do?

You think I should come after him with the overhand knife strike? And he said, no. He goes, this is what you should do. You should jump. No, seriously, you should jump, leap at him and punch both his ears. Jesus. And it'll knock him out. It'll fuck up his equilibrium.

And he told me. So I'm like, shit, are you sure? He goes, yes, that's what you do. I'm like, fuck, that's what this guy fucking told me, right? I was going to, I would have done that too. I would have done that. So me and my girlfriend were, I was cranking Allison chains. Never forget this.

And he started jumping up on the floor, pounding the ceiling. And, you know, old squirrel. cool lights like for your room have like a glass covering. I don't know what they call those but it's a glass covering that you screw on when the light shade almost.

Yeah it's like a shade. It was a big glass one and you had to screw it off to change the light bulb and then you screw it back on and it's like it looks kind of has like a 70s feel and he was pounding and that thing was rocking and shaking and I cranked it even fucking luller I was pissed and he starts

jumping and the thing fell and broke, shatter. and my girlfriend was putting on her makeup like off to the side. If it would have landed on her head, she could have been seriously injured. And it was loud, dude, and all of a sudden he stopped jumping.

And I fucking freaked out. I got all the glass and I put it in a dustpan and I went upstairs, pounded on his door and threw all the glass like against his door. And I was ready to throw that jumping double fist punch to the ears. I was ready.

but he never came out. He was just silent. And there was all this glass just sitting at this doorstep. And then I went back downstairs and I never seen the guy ever again. Never heard a peep from him. Dude, he would have killed me.

He would have fucking humiliated me. I was going to come after him with that shit. That's what my instructor told me. You don't know. Once you knock on somebody's door, bro, they might just shoot. So thank God he was... Yeah, yeah.

He would have fucked me up. This guy was huge. he would have fucked me up. So what do you think about this fucking carnivore this carnivore? I need bread, man. I'm sorry. No, he's talking about the coronavirus. The coronavirus. What do you think?

I think it's just like Ebola and Zika and SARS every two years. There's this new thing, you know? And I don't know, man. I don't know. There's different theories. There's one theory that says, here's one theory. They're saying, because apparently, Even though your phone says 5G, they haven't rolled it out yet. We actually don't have 5G.

Because if we do have 5G, my phone says 5G all the time. And it sucks. LTE crushes my 5G. But apparently, I could be wrong. They're saying, no, no, 5G isn't even rolled out yet. It's just saying it on your phone. And they're just advertising it, but they're not even using it yet. When they do use it, it's going to fuck people up.

That's what they're saying. There's a conspiracy theory that 5G is going to fuck people up. like the waves, the way it works is gonna, and the symptoms from 5G apparently are like radiation sickness symptoms, like flu symptoms. Like if you have radiation sickness, it feels like you have the flu.

Apparently, this is what I'm hearing. This is just the theory. So they're saying one theory is that Wuhan was the first city in China to roll out 5G fucked everybody up. So they blame it on the corona. And they're saying everyone's got, Corona when really the 5G is fucking everybody up.

That's just a conspiracy theory. That's what I'm reading. Who the fuck knows? I think it's another theory is it's just they do this every couple of years. Zika Ebola stars to fuck up elections. Like obviously when it comes to Trump, the fake Russian hoax that failed. The fake rape claims failed. The fake impeachment failed.

All that shit. They're trying to frame him. And they're trying to fucking destroy him. And it's all not working. So the one thing that Trump has done for us is he's made our economy better than than it's been in 50 years or something like that. Maybe that's a lie. I don't know.

Maybe our economy sucks. But I know my jiu-jitsu association is stronger than ever. And that's a direct reflection of the economy. In my opinion, I think for me, the economy is fucking is great. So when people say, dude, the economy's better than ever, it's better than it's been in 50 years. I agree with that because. 10 planets blowing the fuck up. So the way, like their last hope, there's a conspiracy theory.

The last hope is, okay, let's do another Zika Ebola operation where we scare everybody, you know, apparently 20,000 to 50,000 people a year die from the flu. So there's people dying all the time of the flu, but you never hear about it. But if you take this human coronavirus, which is on the back of Lysol, if you look at the the back of a lysol spray can it says it lists all the viruses that it kills and it says human coronavirus and so it's not like it's new it's just like the technical name for a kind of flu flu is like there's a bunch of different strains of flu and they have a bunch of different names so one theory is this is just a sci-op to fuck the economy up and that it's working if that's what it is

it's working because the stocks I don't know anything about stocks but apparently they tumbled and like the economy's like getting taking a big hit. So that's a theory that it's all just an operation, just like Zika, just like Ebola. You know, and then one person died in the United States and everybody's freaking out, 50,000 people a year die from the flu. So, I mean, six people a year die from like coconuts

falling on their head or something like that. So one person died in Washington and there was an old lady. I don't know. I don't know what to believe. I have no idea. Another theory is, man, there's a theory that, I don't know. People are saying we can't even see viruses.

They're too small to even see. Like we could see bacteria, but even through an electron microscope, apparently we can't see viruses. So that's why when you go to Google and you put in virus, it's going to show you a bunch of CGI pictures. Like it's never like an actual picture of a virus in a cell. It's all CGI.

And when you do that, you're like, shit. So people, I don't know, man. I don't know. Maybe like, how do we know what the fuck is going on? How do we know if we can't see it? So I've grown into a person that I don't believe shit unless I could see it or I could

prove it for myself. Otherwise, you don't have to believe in shit. You could just say, I don't know. I don't know. You don't have to make a choice. You know, like, oh, you either have to believe or not. Like, I don't know, dude. You know, after so many God, how many lies does it take?

How many more Ebola's and all? How many more before you go, okay, enough of the shit? How many does it take? Like, people, people forget about, like they're doing this every two years. It's always a new fucking virus. Could it even be nothing and like just, it's something to get us to talk about it? Because that's all anyone's talking about it. You talk about it. It affects the economy.

That's what they're saying. That's a conspiracy theory. I don't know. I mean, I don't know. How much, how many millions of dollars has Corona beer lost? It's like tens of millions of dollars, right? More people die of Corona beer than of the virus. Fuck.

That's a fact. People getting drunk on that shit. I didn't have liver failure, you know. So I don't know what to think about this shit. They're just so much. All I know is that the left is politicizing the shit out of it. They're blaming Donald Trump for the fucking coronavirus. They're blaming them.

They're blaming him. The New York Times put up an article. We should call this the Trump virus. If you get sick, you know who to blame. So the left is politicizing this shit. Why blame Trump? Because he cut back on. Whatever, whatever you put in.

It's like, okay. It's like, it's like, it's like, how do you, like, how could we blame Trump? Okay. It's like, it's like that, this is how they're coming up with the ideas. How could we blame Trump? He, uh, let's just say he cut funding to the CDC. Yes, let's say that. Did he?

No, but let's just say it. So they put out these reports that he cut funding to the CDC and everyone's like, oh my God, what a, what a fucking time to do this during the coronavirus. Meanwhile, he didn't cut shit. It's a complete lie. What we're seeing now, we're seeing that you always are suspicious of what politicians say and what you hear on the news. People always say, yeah, I don't believe that shit. But to actually be able to see which, like, to hear their lies and know their lies, that's new.

That's new. We're actually watching them and specifically knowing what the lies are. You know what I mean? So they're trying to blame Trump for the fucking virus. For one person dying in Washington, let's blame Trump. Let's crash the economy. They want an apocalyptic event. Like the left, because Trump is busting them.

That's what's going on right now. Trump is busted. Think about the impeachment. The whole impeachment thing was about Trump calling the president of the Ukraine and asking him to look into the corruption the Bidens are doing in Ukraine. Look at these scams they're running, these tax scams. You know, look into that shit. And so that's what the impeachment is about.

The impeachment is about Trump is trying to dig up dirt on his political rival because he's running for president Joe Biden. Look, let's impeachment for trying to dig up dirt. Meanwhile, Biden is on video sitting at the CFR, the Council on Foreign Relations sitting there bragging, bragging that he got a prosecutor fired from the Ukraine who was going after his son's company in Ukraine. So Joe Biden put his son, Hunter Biden, on the board of Burisma, an energy company, corrupt-ass energy company that a prosecutor was looking into and seizing assets and stuff. So there were to Joe, because Joe Biden was assigned to Ukraine.

Like that was his shit. He was the vice president and Obama put him in charge of Ukraine. So Burisma's going, dude, get this fucking prosecutor up my fucking ass, right? So Biden said, okay, of course, because his son's on the goddamn bull. Of course he's going to get that. So he's at the CFR, you go watch us on YouTube. You could, you watch, there's all the, he's bragging.

And he says, he's telling all these Illuminati guys saying, listen, I told the guy, I said, listen, you better fire that prosecutor. And listen, I'm leaving in six hours. What were you living? We were living in like six hours, right? Yeah, six hours. I told him, I go, you're not going to get your billion dollars in aid unless you fire the prosecutor.

And then he said, you know what he said? He goes, you know what he said? You don't have the authority. You're not the president. He goes, you know what I said, call Barack. See what happens. And everyone's laughing. All these old motherfuckers are laughing.

Counsel on Foreign Relations. That's Rockefeller shit. And he's bragging in front of all these people, these old people who actually make all the loss. And now he goes, and guess what? Boom, he was fired. And they're all laughing. Ah, ha, ha, ha.

So it's on video. He was holding back a billion dollars. Do you know what they do? Is they get a billion dollars in aid lists? We got to help. Ukraine. They're getting tortured. Send him a billion.

And everybody, they're tugging out everybody's hearts. Yes. Let's sign this bill, send him a billion. No one's getting no fucking aid. When we send a billion dollars of aid to countries, no one's getting that money. That's all going on people's pockets. You know what they do? They, let's say maybe half of it goes to whatever corrupt politicians in the Ukraine are getting it.

And the other half the deal is donate to our foundations. And that's how they laundered it through their foundations as donations. So that's how they make the deals. That's what Trump's busting. Trump's busting all the shit. And the only reason Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, was on the board. He has no experience in energy. He didn't even show up.

He's just on a board and he gets $80,000 a month from Ukraine tax money. So they're just trading tax money. That's all they're doing. All this tax money will send you a billion. You send $500 back here. And it's a lot of these motherfuckers. That's why they're going after Trump because he's bust. It's not just Biden.

Biden's running for president. He's running for president for protection. Because if you're running for president, they like if he wasn't running for president and Trump said that he said hey listen look into all this shit Biden's doing and he wasn't running for president that's totally legal they'd have it open up an investigation and they'd crush him Biden knew that this was going down so that's why he's running for president he's got protection you can't come after me you're coming after a political you can't attack a political rival we could impeach you so that's why the impeachment never happened

because when it got down to the facts he did nothing he did nothing wrong he was he was looking into corruption. So if they're willing to do that to the fucking president, dude, they're trying to frame him. And that's not the first time, the whole Russian collusion thing. That's what the investigation on how that started. That's what's going on right now. But as they were trying to, as they were investigating with Bob Mueller and all that shit, dude, they were just trying to frame him because he's busting everybody. He's not part of the D.C. So they brought in Trump because they knew he had big balls. It's not his idea. They recruited Trump. What by your boy?

Adam Schiff. What was that? Dude. Adam Schiff? Dude. Don't get him to start out. Oh, man. Adam Schiff.

Jesus Christ. That guy is hilarious. That guy is so the call, the call, the impeachment call was, it was something like this. It was like, hey, look into the Bidens. They're doing some corrupt ass shit, right? Something like that, right? Look into the Biden. So they didn't think Trump was going to release the transcript.

So they made up a call. call. Schiff was going to go in front of Congress and make up this gangster call, like something out of a fucking, like a Tony Montana movie. If they're a Tony Montana, I'm an idiot. But like an old gangster movie, right? Scarface or something. And so before Adam Schiff got up into Congress and just read this bullshit call, like, hey,

listen, I want you to dig up dirt on Biden, my political rival. And I'm only going to tell you this seven times. All right. and you don't call me. And he's pretending like he's reading it. You don't call me. I'll call you. And I want you to dig up a lot of dirt on Biden.

Meanwhile, what he didn't know is Trump released the transcript. Before he made that, before he got up in Congress and pretended he was reading the transcript, the transcript's totally innocent. He's just like, yeah, look into Biden. That guy's a fucking corrupt motherfucker. Yeah. He's stealing our fucking money. You know what I mean?

You look into that motherfucker. That's what you're supposed to do. But he didn't make it look. He shift made up the phone call. He fucking made it up. They didn't think Trump was going to release the transcript. There's a there's a movie going on a series going on right now in D.C.

You follow that shit? It's very entertaining. Very entertaining. Like I was telling Lady a day on Sunday's podcast, it feels like I'm living in a dream as it is. Then I go home and I watch World News today and I see these people. And it's like a fuck.

A fucking joke. To me, it feels like a fucking joke. Yeah. It was like how I felt like when I was a kid and white kids would tell me a show was funny and I would watch it and I wouldn't laugh. Yeah. And I thought it was a joke.

You know, like when I first started doing it, I didn't get high in the first six months. I thought people would pull up my leg. People had to Coke. It was the best feeling in the world. I'd do Coke and nothing would happen. Nothing would happen. It was six months.

nothing happened. Then I drank beer with it. Oh. Beer and Coke? Yeah. Okay. But before then, I wouldn't drink. I would just do Coke and it wouldn't do nothing to me. The first six months I did it. Yeah, you know, I never was a Coke guy at all. No, no, no. But it makes sense. Most dudes who do Coke drink, too. Like booze and Coke. What my point was that I, when I first started doing Coke, I thought it was a joke. like people would tell me oh my god I did this coke and it blew my mind

it wasn't getting me high Eddie I would do it and nothing would happen and I'd look around and people would be like you know making faces and fucking talking endlessly and I'm like how come that shit don't happen to me and then one night I drank a case of beer with it and I'm like oh shit but my point is that this is how it feels right now

when I watch what's going down in Washington They're all, they're all, it's like a fucking joke. It's like a telemundo novella, it feels like. Yeah, they're all trying, all of them. They're all, the only reason, the only reason Fox News is getting the real shit now. Because if, like, Darth Vader ran as a Republican in one, Fox News, their job is to blow up the Republican. So they'll spin everything just like CNN does. Fox's job is to support the Republican.

no matter who it is. So if it was fucking Adolf Hitler, they would support them, right? No matter what, they're going to, they were supporting the Bushes. But it's the only, the only network that supports the Republican. Before Fox, it was all liberal. CNN, NBC, ABC, CBS, whatever they thought, they're going to shove it down your fucking throat. So Fox came up as, you know, one voice for the Republicans. There's a lot of corrupt Republicans.

All the Bushes, are you kidding? The Bushes were the Don's. George Bush Sr., that guy was, he's. He was number one. He was right up there with the Rockefellers. You know, and he was Republican. So my point is the fact that Trump ran as a Republican, he used to be a Democrat. He has some Republican values, some Democratic values.

But the plan was to clean up all this corruption. So the plan was, okay, you'll run as a Republican. We'll have one spot, Fox. They're finally going to get like real shit. You know, because, again, they would lie. They would spin everything to the Republican. public inside, but the fact that Trump is fucking up all this. Everybody should be concerned about these tax scams because they're taking our money. I'm concerned about my money. I give a lot of money

to the government and they're stealing this shit. They're stealing all our money. And Trump's showing you how they're stealing all their money with these trade deals with China. The reason why everyone's getting the shit in China, because all these fucking trade deals that they've been signed up for decades. China, China's raking. And And we're getting fucked. You see old clips of Donald Trump when he was in the 80s and the 90s. There's all these clips. He's like, dude, who's making these deals?

We're getting fucked here. Because if I, they go, Oprah goes, would you ever run for president? He's all young and shit, good looking. And he said, no, no, I love my life. I love my life. I love my family. I don't want to run for president. But if I ever did, it would be to fix these trade deals.

Like, who's making these trade deals? We're getting screwed. Left and right. Our country's going down the toilet. Someone needs to save this shit. So he was always talking about. the shit that he's doing now. He fixed the China shit.

He fixed that. Some say that the coronavirus has something to do with the, something to do with what's going on with the trade deal. I don't know. But he fixed NAFTA was terrible. Companies were moving out for the last few decades. They were all moving out because it was too expensive to stay here. The country was going to shit.

Now all the companies are moving back for the money because now it makes sense because of the new trade deals, you make more money. It makes more sense to make everything in the United States. That's the plan. The plan is to fix all the shit they've been doing for the last 40 years. That's the fucking plan. That's why they're going after them. Hollywood's going after because they're all in bed together. All of them. Hollywood, the media, everybody, all the big companies, Time Magazine, New York Times, Washington Post. Everybody is going, they're all going after them. They're all going after them. You know what I mean? And here we have Fox. They're like, we want, they're going to put a positive spin on everything Republican, but it just so happens that they're

getting the facts because the facts are is Donald Trump was framed, framed that Russian collusion shit. They framed him. They set them up. It was all a setup. And what's happening right now today is they're going back how it all started. And they're going, that's what this coronavirus is a distraction. That's another reason that the coronavirus is good for the Democrats because it's slowing down the investigation on how the whole Russian inclusion thing started. And when you look into those facts, shit and the people involved and all the fake warrants they got the fake FISA warrants and all the time the lies. We're getting like into the details, the details of this case, the case that, a framing Trump, dude,

they framed Trump. They gave them Russia. That's the worst she, you gave him. They went after him. They gave him the worst shit. Russia, rape, racism. They gave him the worst shit and nothing stuck. I mean, when Mexicans hate Donald Trump,

because they think he said Mexicans are all filthy animals. When he didn't say that, he was talking about gang members and the criminals, like MS-13, he was saying, MS-13, the criminals, the fucking animals, we're going to send them all back, right? So this CNN goes, oh, you know what we could do with this? We'll just say, we'll do this. They'll say, hey, look what Donald Trump said about.

Mexicans and they edit it and goes they're filthy animals we're gonna send them back so Mexicans fucking heads exploded that's why Mexicans hate them because CNN put out some bullshit he never said Mexicans were filthy animals he said gang members were filthy animals that's what he was saying but no one no one cares about that no one cares about that that's how powerful the media is the media is super powerful super powerful last night i realized something i was watching tv of my wife last night 60 minutes or whatever the fuck and they were talking about

there was a commercial and how they tricked it they tricked the wording out of it and they said here's what they said be sure to watch CBS on Tuesday

to pick to see who gets nominated or something to see who's your next president. The way they worded it was this is who's going to be your next president, not to who's going to run for the election. You follow what I'm saying to you? So they were telling you,

find out who's going to be your president. It was like a mental wash type fucking thing. I caught it, and I was like, ooh, that didn't sound right there. so I know the media is always fucking, you know, that's why I don't watch fucking dick, that's why. Yeah.

Like, I don't, I got to ask you guys a question. You're both pretty smart dudes. What the fuck am I? Am I a liberal? Am I a Republican? Am I a Democrat? And my father of the right? Do I hang to the left?

I don't even know what this shit is. Yeah, when I grew up, the right sounded like shit. It was like, oh, they're all about family values. They're all about Christianity. They don't want to, they don't want me. to have fun. I want to grow my fucking hair and get drunk, get wasted.

Fuck chicks. You know, fuck being a Republican. They're trying to control us. You can't control me. I'm free. I'm a fucking right, you know, speed metal songs. But when you have a kid and you grow up, you realize shit. I thought

they were trying to keep us from that. They want the kids to be fucked up. They want that shit. The left wants. That's what it is. It's like, hey, you could be free. You know, chase your dreams. Go to Hollywood. Be a rock star and being, they want, that's how they break families up.

It's an operation. The operation is break the fucking family up. So it sounds like a great thing when you're a kid being a liberal and free and, you know, being able to do what you want. I don't want to go to church. I don't want to be a Christian. Fuck family values. I don't have any kids.

But when you have a kid and you realize family values are everything, man. If you don't have family values, you're a fucking piece of shit. You know what I mean? I don't go to church. but I believe in God. I believe in God. No, no, I'm not asking you because of that. I just, I don't go to church.

My wife goes to church with mercy. Do I like it? I don't like where she goes, but they have a good time and makes them feel good. Yeah. They're gone in and out. I believe in the value of family. I mean, it's my whole life right now.

That's a Republican value. Like, Republican is, gun rights, Second Amendment, family values I'm down with that those two are very important guns are very important to me

because who like why would you give a fuck how many bullets I got in my fucking clip why would you care if that was 15 or 9 why are you wasting your time on that sounds like there's something else

you're thinking about inch by inch they're trying to take all our shit you can't do it all at once they ain't stupid you gotta reduce the gun side why are you worried about the size of my fucking

gun. Why are you worried about that? You're trying to disarm us to control us. They can't control us when we have guns. They can't, what are you going to go to Texas or Missouri? Shit, go to Missouri and try to fucking round them up. Shit. You see what happened in Virginia? They try to implement some crazy gun control laws in Virginia.

Dude, thousands of people showed up with fucking rifles and machine guns and they went up to the, like you ain't taking this shit. There was no violence at all. There was no agent provocateurs to start shit. They weren't going to go there. Everybody was dressed up like a fucking Navy seal. Go, you ain't taking my shit.

Why are they concerned? Like, some kid shoots up a fucking school. So it makes sense to give up my guns. Does that make sense? It's so retarded. I should, what do you want a big gun for, huh? Like, why do you care what size my fucking gun is? If I had a bazooka, wouldn't, that doesn't mean.

I'm more dangerous because I have a bazooka. If I had an AK-47, that doesn't make me more dangerous. That makes me more safe. That makes me more safe. We have some fun with a bazooka. You know what I mean? You know what? Those little ones?

I'd be fucking people up. I'd be shooting the 405. I just want to keep my family safe. You know what I mean? Blowing up hummus joints left and right. I see hummus on your menu. Yeah. I would just fucking go there at night.

A bazook in the back of the super room. Like the Blues brothers? Remember the language. You think I'm kidding you. You have flashbacks of Vietnam? You know right? You started looking around the room. Well, let me ask you guys this, because, like, I'm not political.

I specifically don't vote because I think they're all liars. And I know, I know how you feel about Trump. But you say you even said earlier, like, there are a bunch of, like, shady Republicans. So let's say, like, Ted Cruz had won instead of Trump, or one of the other Republicans had won. Do you think this would still be happening? I like Ted Cruz. I like what he's saying.

You know, when you, I never paid attention to politics at all. I just figured it was all bullshit, whether it was Republican or Democrats. Yeah, that's what I am. I just figured everybody's full of shit, right? That's what they want you to think. You're easier to control that way because even though you don't watch the news and you're not paying attention to what's going on in Congress, even though you don't believe the mainstream media,

that's what you're going to believe anyways because you're not watching the news at all. You don't believe in it. But then you hear a story from this guy at the gym, this guy at work, oh, did you hear about Trump? You're going to believe that shit anyways, because that's all you know.

You think you're not paying attention, but you are paying attention. They would rather have people not pay attention. But they had me. I wasn't paying attention at all. George Bush's, I knew they were. I wasn't paying attention to what was going on in Congress. But I was, like, fascinated with looking into the bushes and the Clintons and all that shit and all the dirty shit they did, like conspiracy theory documentaries.

But not, I wasn't paying attention to what was going on in Congress daily, like daily, just like past shady shit that they did in the past, right? So then Trump's running for president. And I didn't know anything about fucking Trump. I don't know. I don't have, I don't, wasn't a Trump fan at all. I never watched his TV show once. All I knew he was is a rich, you know, arrogant. pompous, you know, loud mouth.

I don't know. I don't know. I didn't. And then I heard he's running for president. I thought that was funny because I didn't know anything about him. I thought, ah, that crazy dude's running for president? What a trip. And then you hear from different people, oh, he's fucking hilarious. Oh, he's crushing. He's getting, you know, and then Joe would say, dude, that Donald Trump, he's, you know, he's blowing up. I'm like, whoa, that's fucking crazy. A TV reality show fucking dude is blowing up, whatever. I was thinking that, okay, that's the sign of the end. You know what I mean?

it's Donald Trump's gonna he's gonna be you know he might be president shit so I was thinking I was not paying attention but I was paying attention just randomly people would say shit do you hear about Trump he's so racist so then I thought Trump was racist you hear Trump he's fucking an asshole I'm like yeah Trump's an asshole I was that guy I wasn't paying attention I was just going by what people were hearing that we're watching the news right so you think you're not paying attention but you are indirectly So you're going to believe the mainstream if you're not paying attention. If you're not paying attention, you believe the mainstream. Even though you don't know it.

That's the way it goes. They love it. They love that you're not paying attention. What do you think football and movies are? And they know everybody has a, every week they got a couple hours of free time. And they go, damn, let's fill that up with as much shit. So they're not paying attention to what's going on in Congress, right? So I thought everyone was full of shit.

So then one thing I knew, I knew like the Clint's were bad people. You know, and they were, you know, and, uh, um, there, Hillary Clinton's been involved in a lot of crazy shit and, um, allegedly. So once, then they, then I started paying attention. Then I started paying attention. I started paying attention. I started, I started paying attention a little bit. And then I realized like, shit, everyone's going after Trump now. Everyone's talking shit on Trump. I thought, hmm, let me, I go, and then I would ask friends, I go, what did he say that was racist? Because I believe it. I go, I heard it. I'm like, What was that racist shit?

So then I started doing some research. I go, where's this racist shit that he hates Mexicans? And then when you find out, when you're a Mexican and you find out the truth, you want to know the truth, find out. He didn't call Mexicans filthy animals. He called gang members filthy animals. But CNN and CNNBC, they all push that shit. So they have the power.

They're like the big media. So every by Mexicans fucking, they want Trump dead, dude. I saw Guns and Roses in Mexico City. they had a Trump fucking doll that they ripped apart. They want that. That's how powerful that shit is. How crazy is that? So then I started looking into my, dude, look at all the people that I know confirmed,

like me personally, I confirmed from my own research that were bad and they're all going after Trump. I'm like, hmm, there's something wrong here. So I just started listening to Trump talk and I started listening to all his speeches. Like, no wonder he's blowing up. This motherfucker's not saying that's same old shit. All these other politicians for decades been saying, this guy's fucking wrong. He's getting to the fucking real shit.

And then I started paying attention just a little bit more. And then you got to think about like this. They want people to think that everything is fucked up and everything is bad so that they don't look into it. I don't pay attention to it because everything's all fucked up. And that's how I was. But everybody's not fucked up. If everybody was on the same team, there wouldn't be need for bribery. There wouldn't be need for suiciding.

People are getting killed and shit. When someone gets killed because they're in. investigating some certain people and they get suicided and they make it look like like an obvious not suicide they said suicide he fucking took three bullets to the back of the head suicide that's a message shut the fuck up we own the corner the corner put suicide and there's three bullets in the back of his head that's a message it's a gangster message shut the fuck up we own corners standard you own the corners no corners not owned maybe maybe a few are good but um When it comes to politics, when you start paying attention to the actual people like the senators and the congressman and all, you start to realize, okay, who actually cares and who is full of shit.

And the ones that are all full of shit really quick, you start separating like, oh, shit, all these people that they're all saying the same shit. They're all pushing the same shit. All of them. That same shit. I already know five of those motherfuckers are crooked as fuck. So you can't, you can't believe in. And then the other side, you hear the other side. And there's good people out there.

Jim Jordan, Radcliffe, Matt Gates, Devin Nunes, Trey Gowdy. These people, when you start paying attention, like, this is why people get suicided. This is why they get blackmailed. Because there would be no reason to blackmail anybody if everybody was on the same team. They're always good people. But you know what? The bad people just took over and put bad people in powerful spots, important spots,

where nothing could get done. And there's a bunch of good people in there. For decades, trying to fucking, they were just, you know, the bad people took over. And right now what's going on? Good people are pushing back. That's what this is all about. The good people got,

they needed a fucking lead singer with balls. They needed a lead singer with balls to do a world tour. And who did the, Trump was the guy. They go, Trump is perfect. Trump is perfect. He wants to change all these deals and go after corruption anyways. Trump is not a politician.

He hasn't been in politics ever. He's never been a politician. He's just a businessman. And everybody knows that there's mad, mad corruption in politics. And there has been forever, at least decades, at least since when George Bush Sr. took over. That was it. I mean, look at what we found out already. Look at what, as Americans, what we found out.

We found out that our own country, whoever, I don't know who killed Kennedy. Yep. We found that so far, history has told us over the years. It's out there already that the mafia put the Kennedys in the White House so they could get Cuba back.

That was the whole thing. Mafia was promised that if they put the Kennedys in the White House, they'd take down fucking Fidel. They get their casinos back and there would be business as usual. Yeah. Okay, we all know this as Americans.

They've told us already. They didn't tell us who killed Martin Luther King, but they already told us the Kennines are pretty much a fucking inside job. Both of them. They killed the one, and they killed the fucking brother. Now, you're 50 like me. You already know these things.

And then you see the ball how it dropped. On one of the things that I think about it now, and I watch it, and I get entertained. But I got to tell you something, while I watched this, my insides get mad because I was part of it, and it was part of almost killing me, was when I watch shit like narcos.

What episode are you up to? Four or five. Yeah, you're moving like a fucking snail. Once a week. Once a fucking week. On Sunday nights, me and the wife, that's our thing. We watch Narcos. How even that worked out.

It's so weird how even that worked out. Yeah. That our own country, with Mexicans, the government, Kiki Kamerana, and when you find out all these truths and you go, wait a second, you put in a second, you put in a sense. 70 tons of cocaine on one load. 70 tons. It got to the point where they were flying jet liners in filled with Coke.

Everybody was an honor. And the Mexican government gave zero fucks. Zero fucks the Mexican government. Because our government was doing it. So what are they going to do? They might as well jump in on it too. Now when you sit here and when you watch what's going on today, you shouldn't be in shock

Exactly You shouldn't be in shock What's it gonna take? Look what's happened The last 50 years In front of my fucking eyes And you're sitting there like Oh, that's why when I watch this shit now

It's like one big Telemundo novella Every night Last night I was bored to pieces And I was scrolling through Me and my wife were talking And I put on that John Oliver show I was dying all after

I mean I never watched that show I just put it on for half hour or the goof on the carnivore diet, but the carnivist disease, whatever the fuck it is. Fucking, you know. Carnivor virus. The carnivirus and fucking Trump and the CDC

and how Trump walked out while the CDC guy was talking and shit when he gave it to Mike Pence and, you know, you just see this whole thing and you're like, what the fuck? This is like one big novella. Yep, yeah. It's super entertaining.

I suggest No, I got enough going on in my world. Don't suggest dick. You're paying them. They're taking your money. Oh, no shit. They're taking your money. If that doesn't bother, you.

No shit. How can I stop them from taking my money? You got a powerful podcast, man. You could just talk about it. I don't want to get suicidal. I'm okay. Talk about what? Look at this thing.

Things you learn. Look at this fucking thing. This is what I was leading to. Look at this thing that we all just watched in front of our eyes. we saw a guy going to jail tried it they tried to suicide him a week

Jeffrey Epstein they put him in another prison staying then they moved them I watched the 60 minutes I read the thing and it's just fucking or shit like I've been in jail do you understand me that I've been in jail I've been in county

I've been in county I've been in fucking state I was a member when you guys arrested for kidnapping. Kidnapping is automatically a federal offense. Yeah. So they put you in federal holding. I've been in every pen through the fucking system. The only way you hang yourself is when somebody kills you. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, people hang themselves. They do. They really do. But in today's society, with the technology you got, now think about this. You're going to tell me there wasn't one guard with a screen. Joey Dears has a

screen here. I don't have no money. Cameras didn't work when that happened. Yeah. Think about it. And think about the media. They're leaving it alone. Okay, so, right? Cameras didn't work. Cameras didn't work, but they're still rounds. Yeah. They're still rounds.

Well, he got pulled out of suicide watch that night. Why? It's 72 fucking out. You know, it's stuff that a guy like me really knows. And I go, really? Really? You're going to tell me some guy, fucking I himself. I've seen

shit at the county jail system that would make... Bro, I remember when I was in county waiting against... When I had already been sentenced, I was in a county jail that a guard would tell me every day. Diaz, whatever you need.

And I thought he was tricking me, so I didn't fuck with him. But I did send him to the supermarket for me. I would send him to the supermarket. Me and this other guy from New York, had him. You know, but I wouldn't get alcohol or nothing like that. He would tell me right up for 25 a week, I'll bring you in whatever you want. I think all that is...

I get potato chips, frozen pizzas, you know? Like I live, I can watch movies at night until 11 and they have a snack, you know? But I know that there was people in there snort and coke. At the county jail level in Summit County, Colorado. This is God's country. There was a guard there that everybody knew. for small 25 a week

you get free food every night you get snacks every night and you stay up watching TV all night they put you in a cell with a TV all night I signed up for the program he even asked me do you want blow heroin coke pills whatever you want

you booze whatever the fuck you want but I also know that they checked on me counts even in fucking even at Camp Georgia West, my counts were hourly. Yeah, I don't think anybody thinks he committed suicide. I still remember tripping. I still remember doing tripping.

I still remember doing acid in prison. So obvious. That I was doing acid in prison. No, that he didn't kill him. That's super obvious. They couldn't test you for in prison because they have to do it through your spine. So we could eat acid to your analysis that didn't detect acid. all the speed and acid.

So we would pop an acid. So we would always have it on a timer that we were going to see that guard every hour on the hour. When he was there, every hour on the hour, sometimes he cut back and come back every half hour. So don't fucking tell me. Nobody. And this is 1988. So obvious. Today's technology, the cameras are out.

That's what you're trying to sell me on. You know how deep Epstein is, man? Oh, my God. No. It has that. And look at the chick has disappeared. Dude, not only did he, not only... Where's the chick?

No one knows. Nobody knows. And no one cares. Why? You know what? Why doesn't the media care? You don't think there's some kind of connection there? Why wouldn't the media be all over just Lane Maxwell?

Think about that. Why wouldn't the media call for her to get arrested? You think... Why hasn't she been brought in for questioning? Her father, her father's Robert Maxwell. He... Jeff Epstein took over for him. You look into that motherfucker, Robert Maxwell, that guy was huge.

And his job was he worked for all the intelligence agencies, the main one he worked for Israeli intelligence. They ended up killing him allegedly. But while he was alive, his job was to blackmail politicians, CEOs, scientists, celebrities, sports athletes, as many different powerful people as you can. Like if your job is to blackmail people, like you would definitely like ask who are the most important people to blackmail. Like where blackboard is just blackmailing random people, just picking people out of the mall and just, we're going to blackmail you. No, specific people with power. Who's, who's, when you're on that side of, when you're on the dark side, a good person to blackmail would be a politician for sure, right? No one's going to disagree with that.

Celebrities for sure. anybody with power with influence for sure also scientists he was blackmailing scientists why would you blackmail a scientist what would be the purpose there if you had to guess to shut them up about something to say whatever they need them to say about this scientific experiment or that scientific experiment or these tests or those tests for these drugs or for whatever blackmailing scientists is huge massive

if you're in that dimension, that dark dimension, right? So that's what Robert Maxwell did. And that's what Jeffrey Epstein's doing too. Jeffrey Epstein, he was balls deep in the scientific community. So do you think he's still alive or he got murdered? He could be alive. Who? Jeffrey Epstein.

No, he's dead as disco. So you think he is dead. He just didn't. He's dead as dead. That's too tough of a disappearing act. The family hired Dr. Bowden to come in there and do a separate auto. He won a national fucking 60 minutes and said that could be bullshit man they're all they could be he could be blackmailed Listen we got videotaped with some underage chicks go up there and said you did it or not go up there and do an autopsy

Dr. Boughton comes legitimate bro. That's why they that that's why they that that's why they don't think it'd be a good idea that blackmail him no no he can he he he went against everything okay he went against everything he said it couldn't have been suicide But everyone's no way you could but everybody's saying that that that's actually the mainstream yeah mainstream The mainstream is that Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill us all. They murdered them. Yeah, for sure. They murdered them. But he's so deep. He's so deep.

He's so deep that I wouldn't, I wouldn't be surprised if they just faked his death. Like, where's his body at? Like, who saw his body? Like a couple people and they say it, how hard is it to pay them off? How hard is it to blackmail people? That's what they do.

That's why they blackmail people. They're going to blackmail because you're going to get in front of that fucking mic. That's why you're going to get in front of that mic down. But dead night don't know. Dead men don't tell tell them. I'm just saying I don't know. I don't know. That motherfucker was in deeper than deep.

He could for sure be dead. He could for sure be dead. He's dead as disco. Yeah. Dead men don't tell no tale. I just don't know. I just don't know. I just don't know.

They got it. They got you. Yeah. They gone you. He was connected to a lot of shit. A lot of shit. A lot of shit. And that and think about, think about how the media has covered this.

They just, they wanted to go away. No, it just went away on its own. They want to go to way. They want to go away. What about? What about? What about like the Me Too movement? What about Virginia Roberts?

Virginia Roberts, they were talking about Me Too. She's the one who's constantly going out there. Harvey Weinstein was the poster child for Me Too. Yeah. No, but what I'm talking about is the kids. They're not going to kill him. The kids. He ain't got nobody there right on.

The Epstein fucked with. What about those kids, you know? Oh, he did he fuck with a bunch of them. And the estate. No one cares about them, no one gives a shit about them. Well, people see it. Listen, Americans are gullible and stupid, but there's people like yourself and people like myself

and no, we're not stupid. I'm not stupid. I'm just trying to raise a little girl. So I could actually focus on this shit and talk about it constantly and school people on it or whatever, but I always think that I think the way most people think.

It's bullshit. Look at everything that they thrown out of us. The last, I still remember there was a sparse time of cocaine like in 86, when Coke changed. Coke changed. It went from tasting a certain way in the late 70s to a different way in the mid-80s.

It changed. Did that have anything to do with crack? No, it had to do with ether being smuggled into Columbia. The toughest thing wasn't smuggling the Coke into the United States. It was smothering the ether into Colombia. So Colombians had to stop coming up into the United States and processing the leaves in the states

because they ran out of ether. So they started processing it with turpentine and gasoline and it had a weird effect. Can they grow cocoa leaves like in greenhouses in the United States? I don't think so because of the altitude. See, I don't know why. I heard it was something to do with the altitude, but the altitude's got to be the same of a point.

like Aspen, Colorado or something like that. I bet they can make some kind of greenhouse to grow coquilis, right? And I, trust me, I think. You looked into it? No, no, no, no, no. Back in the day. I know that I have access to leaves. If I want to buy coca leaves, somebody mentioned to me on the side.

But do you put it in your mouth and chew on it? Just put in your mouth and chew on it. Like the Inca's? I got mad at Ari. He went down and I go, that was the main purpose. If you're going down there, stupid was to eat the leaves to see how they. It's a trip. It's like a ceremony when you eat the fucking leaves and chew on them and swallow them.

It goes into your system. That's what makes those farmers farm all day. They go into like a fucking haze. It's like, remember when Joe caught on to, remember when Joe read the paragraph of what happens to you when you eat an edible? It goes in your liver and it becomes CTE one. And remember he went into it? He read it over and over again.

He had it down. When it goes into your liver, it becomes CTE1, that highly polite. He read it and studied it to the tea. Right now, we'll call him and say, what does Edibles do you? And they say the same thing.

They go into your liver and it becomes a carnibodeoid and it does this and all this shit. What are we talking about? I don't know. Me neither. But that's what, Coke from the 80s. Yeah, Coke from the 80s.

It turned, and that was when the government got involved. Once our government said, whoa, These motherfuckers making some serious money. We need some of that paper. And that's when they jumped on Noriega. Yeah, they needed money. Black ops money.

That's what they did. They were running guns, running drugs through Arkansas while Bill Clinton was the governor. The governor, yeah. That's why I became president. They say, you let us use your state as a drop-off point for all this Coke. I mean, they even put it in that movie,

American Made. Barry Seale, he was the CIA pilot. There's books written on him. He was dumping it off in Mina, Arkansas. saw while Bill Clinton was the governor and George Bush Sr. was the president. And then guess who became the next president? George Bush. Bill Clinton.

What about the scene? He was like he hooked him up. It was like a favor. What about the scene when he's in American me, Tom Cruise is making so much money, his Barry seal. And they finally arrest him and they take him down to the police station. And he's like, you know what, man, you guys have a drive. Cadillac, I'm gonna buy each and every one of you is a Cadillac.

And they're like, are you trying to bribe us? And he goes, nah, I'm not trying to bribe you. He goes, I'm just trying to give you a little something for your efforts today. I'll tell you why. Because in about five minutes, that little district attorney ladies and come out of her office and she's going to tell all you boys to go home. And I'm going to walk on out that door. And they're like, sure.

and she comes out, goes into the prosecutor, whispers in his ear, we go. And they're like, what, what? And he goes, I told you fellas, you should have took the Cadillac. That's just like, he was connected all the way to. He was working for them. And they shut him down and they threw everything away. And they fucking, the nephew, remember the nephew when he dropped the nephew off?

That's when they were pipe bombing people. That's when they were bombing people. and they bombed that guy from Aspen, Colorado, too. His name was Stephen Grabo. He was about to testify against him, and they put a car bomb in his car. That's what the Colombians are doing then. And supposedly, it was the white guy from cocaine cowboys.

He later on wrote a book called American Desperado, and he wrote all the bombings he was paid to do for the cartel. Very interesting shit. Allegedly, Epstein has been involved in high. level shit for a long time. He was, he had a job in Iran-Contra scandal. Like, he was all up in it back then. Apparently, they found a, um, um, like his helicopter, uh, had, um, plates on it that were from the U.S. government. So I don't know what that means exactly, but he was connected, man. He was, he had, he was doing something for, uh, multiple governments for a very long time.

He wasn't just videotaping old politicians having sex with minors. He was doing a lot of other shit. So, like, when you came in, you were saying, like, how the history books, they all, every, every country says, oh, we're the best. Is there somewhere we can move now? Like, is there a country somewhere that isn't doing all this shit? Like, or is every country doing all this stuff? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know where you'd run to. But I thought about that. If I had to leave, like, fucking Iceland. maybe, you know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, maybe, I don't know. I don't know.

I really don't know. It's depressing. I don't know where to run to. But, you know, all I care about is my family, my wife, my son, my tax money, like where it's going. That's why I care now. It's like, that's my motherfucker fucking money. And these motherfuckers are stealing that. I want to pay attention.

I want to know what the fuck's going on. That's my money. And on top of all. that. It's so entertaining following what's going on because it is like a movie. We're fucking living it and it affects our lives directly.

You know, gun control affects our lives directly. Our taxes, that affects it's like watching your favorite series. Every day there's a new episode. Every day there's a new episode. Can you imagine a Game of Thrones every fucking day? Sopranos every fucking

day. It is. There's one going on right now. And you can pay attention to it and learn about all the characters, because it would take you a long time to learn all the characters' names in Game of Thrones. Like if someone just got into Game of Thrones now, it could be until season two or three before they got everyone's names. That first episode,

they're not going to remember anybody's names. Second episode, they're barely putting it together a second episode. You know, that's how DC is too. There's a lot of good guys and a lot of bad guys. And you got, it takes a while to keep track of them and remember their names, put their faces

to names, and realize who the good guys are, the bad guys are. Now, if Trump is a big siop, if this is all a big siop, then, you know, it could be. Because, you know, conspiracy theorists are basically saying one thing. There's sciops going on all over the fucking place. Everything's a sciop. Everything's, there's fake shit going on everywhere. Now, Trump is not a politician. He comes in. He's busting out their scams. They're attacking him. It appears that he's a good guy. It appears that he is. Listen to what he's saying. Actually listen to him.

It appears that he has a real heart. It appears that it cares about his family, his sons and his daughters. It appears that way. It appears that like the left want him gone. They're trying to ruin. It appears that they're framing him. All that.

But, you know, if it turns out that it was all an act and Trump and Hillary really like each other and they're just playing a role, that's a sci-op. So they got me. Motherfuckers, you got me. You got me.

It doesn't mean that every, it doesn't mean that I was wrong about the government. It means I was fucking right again. They just tricked me. But I don't think it's a trick. I think this is real. I think the hate between the left and Donald Trump is real. I think they're really trying to destroy them.

I think they tried, they gave them Russia. They gave them, you know, they had a girl, they get like with Kavanaugh, like that judge that he put in to the Supreme Court, they throw out rape and shit.

They just said, ah, this chick said, you're raped. You know what I mean? They don't give a fuck. They're going to throw rape at you. Just like make shit up. They don't care.

They're just making shit up. The girl that they brought out that said, oh, Trump raped me like 20 years ago. They got her on CNN. And Anderson Cooper's like, oh, tell me all about it. Trump's going down. Tell me how, what happened, you know, start from the beginning. And then halfway through the story, they thought they had, they thought they had Trump.

She starts going loony. Live on CNN. She goes, she goes, I think, she said something like, women kind of get turned on by rape. They have rape fantasies. And Anderson Cooper goes, what? And she starts saying crazy shit like that.

And then they go like, cut, cut, cut, boom. And then you never heard from that girl again. She was gone. So, dude, if they're willing to frame the president, dude, that's scary shit. That's scary shit, man. So I'm very entertained by it all. You know, if they got me,

if it's a sob and they got me and Trump's really, some Zionist shield like people are saying, if that's true, you know, because I don't believe anything 100%. Then they got me. And then it just proves that I was right. There's sciops going on all over there.

Because that's an elaborate sciop. If that's a sciop, ooh, that's a good one. When they got, they put, if Q is a sciop, because Q is an information dissemination program.

So Trump knew that the media is going to fucking bury him. So he, needed a way to communicate with people that really just want truth. They want their family. They want their guns. They want freedom of speech. True Americans that aren't corrupt that just want the best for their families. So that's what that's what patriots are. Patriots are we care about our country first. Our family, our kids, family unit. You know, God is important. You know, you got to do the right thing, family values. So Q is a way that Trump is communicating with every all the patriots that's what cue is it's been going on for three years people thought it was

fake the the mainstream so afraid of the fact that the trump administration is communicating uh and uh without the media because if you all you got was uh from trump was what the media was giving you shit of course you think he's racist of course you think he's fucking insane because they're taking everything out of context and putting everything together making them look crazy making them look like he's going to fucking destroy the work meanwhile if you're paying attention he's actually trying to, he's not a politician. So we all know politician, but the politics have been corrupt for decades.

Look at Pelosi's been in politics for decades. Schumer, Nadler, all of them. And Pelosi got millions and millions of dollars. Maxine Waters been in politics forever. We all know politics is corrupt. Donald Trump is not a politician. So when he comes and go, oh, how could you defend Donald Trump? Didn't you say government is corrupt?

Yeah, yes, he's not part of the government. He's brand fucking new. He's been in three years. And guess what? He turned around the economy. You know what I mean? He's fixing these trade deals. Companies are moving back to the...

I don't know what the fuck's going on. But I know everywhere I go I see cranes. Yeah. And I know every comedy club is packed every fucking weekend. The economy's booming. I know that people are paying $300 to go see guns and roses. Yeah. I know they're going to pay $500 to see Metallica, not Metallica, Van Halen.

And not Van Halen, the other motley crew and poison. Bigger than ever. You know, now. Everything's bigger than ever right now. Jiu-Jitsu is bigger than ever. You know, I mean, I feel bad if this coronavirus is a hoax or whatever because guns and roses, a lot of people have canceled their Asian legs of their tours. Like, they've just canceled them.

Even the Korean boy band canceled them, you know. So. Baby metal. There's a bunch of little Chinese chicks. Japan fucking Disneyland is closed. You know. know, you know, this fears, this could go either way. So, yeah.

I think it's going to just another. I hope it just goes. Another Zika. You know, I got to go to New York. I don't think anything's going to happen. I'm fucking concerned. Five and a half hours in a point. Thousands and thousands of people die of the flu every year and one has died of coronavirus so far.

Even if, even if they say, oh, it's up to 450 people have died from Corona, they can make that sound fucking crazy. But it's nothing when you look at how many people die of the flu symptoms. People dying all over the place, the flu. So you can make 500 sound crazy. Even 4,000 would sound crazy. I told Lee, a fucking dog ate a bat. And they've seen a fucking like, I say to you all the time.

Chinese people can solve a Rubik's cube, but they'll fucking eat a dog. Who does that shit? Who looks at a dog and says, that's the best tasting fucking dish I'm going to have today? Who would go kill a fucking dog and eat it? They ate a dog. You know, Bruce Lee ate a lizard in the Chinese connection. Remember in the cemetery? Remember when he runs away?

They're looking for him. The Japs are looking for Bruce Lee, and he goes to the cemetery, and the chick comes, and she talks to him in Chinese connection. What is he eating? A fucking lizard. Okay? You ever go to China Town?

You see the shit that's hanging off the fucking things? Yeah. You see the things they eat? I wonder if there's country... They eat fucking fish eyes and shit like that. Eventually, something bad. is going to fucking happen. So this all started with a fucking cat

eating like a fucking bat. Like, you know? That's what they say. That's what happened. And this motherfucker, Johnny Wu, says, I'm going to move for a fucking cat today. And he sees his little yellow cat. So you should do that on stage.

No, he calls a little Johnny Wu over. He brings her upstairs. He stabs her. You know, she's got cat blood in her fucking mouth. You know, those jabs, they'll eat the teeth and they'll eat the eyes for their heart on. They'll try anything, right? Don't they cut them?

Wasn't there a thousand sharks swimming with no fins? Because they cut the fin off to eat the fin juice so the dick gets hard. Japs and Asians, whatever. They'll eat anything to fucking to make their dick hard. They'll try one of them. Dolphins. Dolphins. They'll eat anything.

But how about, how about, uh, balls? There's a restaurant in China. You go in an order like fucking spider balls. Walk out, like a cab's balls to give you to get some, something's balls. I think you could eat a, humans balls in China. Like if you go in the back and you know the cook, the cook is looking a little weak anyway, stab, marinate the balls. But how about in India, cows are revered?

They're like sacred animals. And what do you think they think about us? Like, that's all we eat is cows. Well, let me tell you something. I also know a preschool teacher and she had preschool little Hindu kids. And she said, all they ate was hard-balled eggs and some pickle juice and their shits were the worst in the whole fucking school. That the girls weighed 30 pounds of people and they take a shit. They thought it smelled like a circus. Like it smelled like the fucking circus wasn't that shit. I wonder if there's some countries out there that have, that use chickens as pets,

and they love chickens, and they find out Americans fucking eat chickens, and we have chicken slaughterhouses. And then you go to Mexico. Chickens are your neighbors, right? Exactly. Chickens are your neighbors. You know Americans eat chickens. You give them a name, and one day when you fucking.

You get bad. You kill that fucking Kentucky fried chicken. That would be to me. Oh, Pollo Loco. That would be, bro. When I was a kid, I used to eat all the chickens from the Santa Ria things. Those chickens were fresh, Jack. I would get right down there.

Like all those ceremonies? Yeah. Take a piss real quick. Yeah. When you do a Santa Ria fucking ceremony. You're allowed to eat that? Yeah. You could eat it.

Oh, my God. But they would never, like, a rooster. They had all the birds that you don't want to eat pigeon. Who the fuck wants to eat a pigeon? That's a bat. A pigeon. is a bat without AIDS. That's all the fucking pigeon is.

You know what I'm saying? I had no idea. Oh, this is the last podcast ever. Oh, I don't give a fuck. Who care? What are they going to do? Throw me in jail. Why is that?

Unless she's probably getting the Rufalo virus or whatever the fuck it is. I want to thank Eddie Bravo. And I want to thank the flying Jew. But most importantly, I want to thank you savages for always listening to the church and supporting us. Real quick, the church of what's happened now, was sponsored by ZipRecruiter.

Listen, hiring used to be hard. Multiple job sites, stacks of resumes, confusing review process, background checks. You got to meet people. Today, hiring is easy. And you only have one place to go to get it done. And that's ZipRecruiter.com slash church. ZipRecruiter sends your job to over a thousand of the web's leading job sites,

but they don't stop there. With their powerful matching technology, ZipRecruiter scanned. thousands of resumes to find people with the right experience and invite them to apply to your job. You could even add screening questions to their job listing so they can filter candidates and focus on the best ones. Listen, stop it. Whether you have a small business, you got 800 employees, you and I both know ZipR, you don't have the time. Time is money. You got to go sit with people, meet them for coffee, talk to them, smell bad breath. Forget that. ZipRecru is the way to go.

ZipRecruiter is so affected that four to five employers who post on ZipRecruiter can a quality candidate within the first day. The first day, one day. And right now, try ZipRecruiter for free. Gratiss. The church family can go to ZipRecruiter.com slash church. That's ZipRecruiter.com slash church. ZipRecruiter.com slash church.

The smartest way to hire is with ZipRecruiter. Trust what I'm telling you. The church is also brought to you by. CBD lion.com. Last night I went home. You know, it was Monday. I knew I had a lift today, and I wanted to be prepared and rested. I busted out the CBD line roll-on gel.

Like a, oh, my God, you just rolled on your hamstring. You're rolling on your calves. My shoulder was a little twitchy. I rolled it on that. Today I went into the gym, and I did lifts that I haven't done before. I've been training with the lady for 18 months. She has everything on paper. Listen, I'm sleeping a lot better, CBD Lyon.

You know, I'm recovering a lot better, CBD Lyon. My skin feels a lot better. Why? Because I'm using it. I used to just use regular cream on my legs. No more. I put CBD cream on them. Listen, even after a rough day when I rub my feet with CBD oil,

I can feel the difference. Like my feet are lighter. Go to CBDLion.com right now. Go to their website. Look at that third-party test lab results. a fucking freak, okay? Go to CBD line. That's the way to go. Whether it's the tinctia, the bath balls, the fucking,

what's the stuff you smoke? Shatter. Shatter. Dabs. However you want it, CBDLine gets delivered. Go to CBDLion.com right now, press in church and get 20% off your first order. Don't forget. Next Thursday, the 12th of March, I will be at Levity Live and Nyack. Show only. 8 o'clock in and out of it on a Thursday night.

No second show. Do what you got to do. March 27th. I'm at Arlington Theater and Santa Barbara. One show, do what you got to do. And beside that, where are you at this month? March 19th in Pasadena, the Ice House, Huntington Beach. With Sam Tripoli?

Oh, 10.4. Me and Sam Tripoli. Huntington Beach, April 11th at the rec room. We're in Chicago, May 9th at the Den, theater also Spokane and Tacoma May 1st and May 2nd Look at you. I'm going right up to Washington to get that Condom. Tacoma's awesome. We did a 420. You know what we're doing? We're doing

day shows on Saturdays dude and they're fucking fun and we've been selling them out. It's crazy. Tacomo, we're going back and doing another 420 show. I'm doing 420 at the comedy store. At night or during the day? At night. Okay. 8 o'clock. What day does that fall on? Monday. Oh, okay. I'm going to light that place on fire. Lee's going to eat in that. edible and go up on stage.

And edible, yeah, I'm sure. Two of them and go up on stage. He doesn't know it. That's the only way he gets on that stage. 200 milligrams of die. Everybody will get only professionals. You're up and you're doing a 420 show. In Tacoma, that's May 1st and then Spokane.

Oh, no, no, no. May 2nd. That's a Saturday, May 2nd in Tacoma at the Tacoma Comedy Club. Spokane is that Friday, May 11th. May 1st. You're doing some good things, brother. Thank you. I appreciate that.

Jiu-Jitsu is better than ever, man. We're just growing. Somebody told me they moved somewhere in Jersey. They have a new 10-planet in Jersey. Newton. Newton, Jersey. Newton, and what else? Ooh.

There's two of them. Woodbridge? Woodbridge. We have Allentown now. Bethlehem's been a force out there. They're the ones, you know, control in that area. It's amazing. We got Combat Jiu-Zitsu worlds coming up, not this Sunday coming up.

What is it? March 8th Sunday at the Orphium Theater, downtown LA, 5 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. It's on UFC Fight Pass. Combat Jiu-Jitsu world's going to be insane, man. It's going to be fucking crazy. And we got the UFC on Saturday. Oh, yeah. Are you doing a fight companion? Oh, no, Joe's working it. Yeah, yeah. Joe's working. Great to see you. Great to see you, man. Thank you. Thank you. My best of your family. Do not forget. Next, May, March 12th, Nyack. And March 27. the Arlington Theater in Santa Barbara. I'll see you motherfuckers next week. Have a great weekend. Stay black and be careful. Oh shit.