The Comedy Cellar: Live from the Table - Jessica Kirson, Lynn Koplitz, and Dr. Nancy Segal
Episode Date: August 18, 2017Lynn Koplitz is a prominent standup comedian who may be seen performing regularly at the Comedy Cellar. Her new standup special, "Hormonal Beast," is available on Netflix. Jessica Kirson is a promine...nt standup comedian who may be seen performing regularly at the Comedy Cellar. She may also be heard regularly on "The Howard Stern Show." Dr. Nancy Segal is a Professor of Psychology at California State University, Fullerton, and is the director of the Twin Studies center. She is the author of the new book "Twin Mythconceptions: False Beliefs, Fables, and Facts About Twins."
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This is a very special episode because we have moved this podcast into the 21st century.
Joining us via Skype, all the way from Maine, because Noam takes a lot of vacations,
is Noam Dorman, and he is coming.
He's on a big screen.
We're upstairs in the studio.
We're not in the restaurant, so you'll notice there's no sounds of plates and forks
because we're in a studio with
gnome on the big screen gnome hello from all the way from maine gnome dorman how do you do
hey dan i hope you can hear me who are you who are you guests introducing well i'll do that but
i wanted to just make it clear that where this is a new thing for us that you're all the way up in
maine uh and don't worry the place is running just fine. There's some employee stealing going on.
Dan, he's not on the moon.
He's in fucking Maine.
Well, but this is a big deal.
He's on the screen.
This is 21st century shit.
We've got with us Jessica Curson.
Curson.
Depending on...
Hi, Noam.
Hi, Jessica.
How are you?
Who are those Jewish people next to you?
Those are friends of mine, Don and Bernie.
Are they twins?
Are they twins?
They're not twins.
We're not twins.
And also you have, I see Lynn Coplitz.
Lynn is here.
Yes, she is.
Lynn, of course, a comedy teller regular.
And if anybody kills harder than Lynn, I haven't seen him or her.
That's true.
Yes, but kills very hard.
Thank you.
And, of course, Dr. Nancy Siegel, our very special guest that no one's been trying to get now for some time, I believe.
Well, Dan, she did our podcast years ago.
Nancy Siegel wrote the book Born Together, Raised Apart.
Born Together, Reared Apart.
Born Together, Reared Apart, right?
Almost right.
Actually, Dr. Segal, really, the guy right behind you is supposed to send me these things.
But I, anyway, so.
He's your evil twin, huh?
But I think your book is one of the, and your study is one of the most important things I've ever read. I'm sure you understand how significant it is,
but I don't think the world has yet come to grips with just the ramifications and the ripples
of the study that you did. But essentially, and I'm going to let her tell about it. She did the definitive study on identical twins separated at birth and then seeing what commonalities they have as adults.
Is that correct?
That's correct.
And these things have enormous implications for who we are and how we got that way.
The study was actually conducted over a 20-year period at the University of Minnesota. And I'll tell you, it is such a kick
and such a wonderful experience to watch twins get together
and see these amazing similarities
from the way they hold their knife
to the way they wash their hands and I mean, everything.
Dr. Seale, give us a few of the best stories
about the oddities that they had in common.
Well, I don't call them oddities because you see these things repeated in people who
were genetically related and reared apart.
But probably our premier pair were Jack and Oscar, raised in Trinidad and raised in Nazi
Germany.
And when they got together, they found that they both washed their hands before and after
using the toilet.
They both hated floral displays in restaurants
because it blocked the view of the other person.
They thought it was a kick to sneeze loudly in elevators.
And they read books from back to front.
They gathered rubber bands around their wrists.
Wow.
And it's amazing.
It's amazing.
What are some of the other stories?
Well, one of the other pairs are the Fireman twins, Mark and Jerry, that come from just across the river in New Jersey.
And these guys were separated until they were 32 years old.
And when they met, they discovered they were both volunteer firefighters,
but their real jobs were installing chemical fire suppression systems,
and the other one installed burglar alarm systems.
They both wore big belt buckles.
They both dangled keys from these buckles.
And they both drank only Budweiser beer with a pinky finger underneath.
Now, you can ask.
Those last four things are Jersey things.
Those aren't Jersey things.
You missed the last one with a pinky finger underneath.
The fact that they were both from New Jersey is not genetic, believe me.
But at any rate, you can say, well, maybe it's just coincidence.
But it's not.
Think about holding that can.
Maybe it was the way their hands felt comfortable.
Or maybe they were so afraid of spilling that precious liquid that they had to grip the can really tightly.
But the important thing that your listeners need to know is that studying weird apart twins gives us a way to think about why we do the things
that we do. Why we sit the way we do. Why we
gesture. Why we love the people that we love.
Lots and lots of things.
You ever have two identical twins meet at like
a Last Comic Standing audition?
No, we haven't.
That's the next project.
But I can see it happening.
They're raised apart. They both become yuckmeisters.
Why not? It's in the genes.
So I also recently read the book by Judith Rich Harris.
Is that her name?
That's her name.
Yeah, who wrote the book about child rearing.
I guess I think she cites your work in her book.
And there's some other books out, and they all kind of leading us to the
conclusion that really we have very little influence on our children and how they turn
out, which is very disconcerting and counterintuitive.
Well, it's not really quite that way, Noam.
It's more that the genes have a stronger effect than we ever would have gathered, and they
affect more behaviors than we ever would have known.
But it does not discount the effect of parents on children. Parents have the very important
responsibility of being sensitive to their children's talents and tastes and preferences
and fears and doing whatever they can to nurture them. That's absolutely important. We in no way
downplay the role of parents or rearing. But does Judith Harris agree with that, what you just said?
I think Judith Harris does agree with that in the book she wrote called The Nurture Assumption.
Now, what we believe happens is that all of us are born with genetic predispositions,
and these predispositions lead us towards certain people, places, and events that we
like or things that we're good at doing.
But genes are not decisive in that respect.
We still choose what we want to do.
Divorce is genetically influenced.
Identical twins are more likely to do it if one is divorced than fraternal twins.
But the genes don't say, hey, get a divorce.
The person makes up that decision.
The genetic component is probably difficult
personality traits, being stubborn, things of that sort. So it's really a very complex blend of both.
And then before I turn it over to you guys, I have one more question, and I want to be sensitive
about it because I don't want you to regret coming on this show. I already regret it and by the way we could always we could
always cut something out but are you worried about any of your research
essentially being weaponized to to become part of an argument for people to
prove very politically incorrect things about the genetic basis of behaviors
intelligence and whatnot no I'm not for for two reasons. First of all, in all of my studies, and those of the majority
of my colleagues, we studied individual differences within populations. And what happens within
populations does not necessarily extend to between populations. Secondly, the finding
that genetic influence is more pervasive than we thought, I think, gives
people a better understanding and a better sensitivity to why we develop as we do.
And finally, in any scientific discipline, there's going to be misuse of findings.
I don't care what you're finding.
And I think that we try to describe these findings as much as we possibly can in a responsible
and intelligent and correct way
but it doesn't matter what it is somebody will misuse it and we try our best to prevent that
okay then let's let's head it off at the past because i'm very interested in this to understand
is if if iq among uh twins separated at birth i i think you analogize it as is similar in
correlation to height is Is that correct?
Height is actually stronger in genetics than is intelligence. Yeah. They both have significant
genetic components, but height is a somewhat more strongly influenced trait as far as genetics goes. So what could bring that IQ? What difference in life would these twins separated at birth have to have in order to see their IQs diverge?
Okay.
So I've recently completed some research in Bogota, Colombia, and that is actually the topic of my next book, a little self-promotion here.
Accidental Brothers is coming out next April.
Watch out for it.
I'm coming back on this Comedy Cellar.
Now, having said that, here there were two sets of identical twins born a day apart.
One in the very rich city of Bogota with cultural and educational opportunities, and another
pair born in a very remote, rural farm town up in the north and one
of the twins up north was very sick when he was born so he had to be brought down to bogota to
the better hospital in the process the wrong twin was brought back to the north so they grew up as
two sets of separated twins and two sets of unrelated brothers. And when we look at their current abilities and things of
that sort, we do find that these extremely different environments can cause divergence
in ability. One of my colleagues also, who studies twins raised together, studied twins raised in
especially impoverished neighborhoods. And he found that the environmental effect was stronger on intelligence than what
you find in ordinary middle-class families.
So we're never discounting the effect of the environment, and even though genetics plays
a significant role in our abilities, people can all become better.
Everyone can improve, everyone can gain new skills, but everyone cannot be the same.
Right.
Doctor, I'm stuck on what you said about the nurturing environment being important in the Everyone can improve. Everyone can gain new skills. But everyone cannot be the same. Right.
Doctor, I'm stuck on what you said about the nurturing environment being important.
Excuse me, who is this guy?
I was just thinking the same thing.
Noam is on the Skype screen with two guys, one on either side of him.
And I'm not sure who they are.
Bernie is a super fan.
Okay. And literally, he changed his itinerary just for the chance to ask a question on this show because he loves it so much.
God, I'm so flattered.
Ask away.
And by this other fellow to your left.
I was telling Noam before the show, this is a bucket list item for me to be involved in this.
So thank you very much for allowing me to be on.
He does have a big head. him for me to be involved in this so thank you very much for allowing me to be on um doctor what i was what i was asking about is you you mentioned the the factor of nurturing of the parents being
very important you invite a little kid into the cockpit you don't let him fly the plane would you
let him ask this question yeah let him ask the question so what i'm you go doctor thank you doctor
so so what i was wondering was in in your original study with the sets, is there some sort of
a self-selecting sample that you have where the parents are adopting the children and
so they would automatically be in a subset of people who are probably more nurturing
by nature rather than, or is there a mix?
Do you understand what I'm asking?
I understand what you're asking.
And no, this is not a self-selected sample because we're not recruiting.
We're not sending out notices of volunteers to step forward.
We found our twins in many, many different ways.
When there was a reunion in the newspaper or a referral from a colleague or the twins themselves, some of them did contact us.
But most of the parents were deceased at this time because these were adult twins, you know, raised apart but not reunited until they were older.
So I don't – and let me finish.
Hey, let me finish.
Now, when we did our studies, one thing we were very careful to do was to make sure that many aspects of these reared apart sets, like their height, their weight, personalities, all these kinds of things, were similar to ordinary studies of twins raised together. There was nothing aberrant in any
way about those rear-to-part twins. Nothing, no red flag that said, aha, it's an unusual sample.
This was a really good twin sample. So now what do you want to say?
Well, but what I was focusing on was the parents, because if the parents,
if they were all, are they all adoptees or are there different ways?
No, no, no.
Twins raised apart are raised apart for a couple of different reasons.
In most cases, they were adopted apart by different families because parents couldn't raise them, didn't have that much money, were emotionally distraught.
A mother died.
A mother was single, things like that.
But there were, on occasion, some twins who were raised by the mother and father. Another
kid was given away because the parents couldn't afford two kids. In fact, this is amazing.
In one family where both parents were pretty rich and they could afford to raise two children,
they had this idea that they wanted the perfect family. And what was the perfect family? It was two children. So they had a girl.
Second pregnancy, identical boys.
Uh-uh.
This gets in the way of our perfect family.
Gave one away.
Oh, my God.
Amazing.
I get you.
Not a Jewish family.
That makes sense.
No, they were not.
They don't do that.
They were not.
But at any rate, this just tells you that wouldn't have happened if they'd been a Jewish family.
But that just tells you the twins are raised apart for a lot of different reasons.
Thank you.
OK, doctor, I know we're itching to move on, but now we're talking about genetics.
Let's move on to inbreeding.
What can we talk? What can we say about the white supremacy marches?
Jessica, I'm sure you've got something to anyone want to vent on the Trump thing right now.
I'm glad it's not a twin. No, but can I ask a
question to the doctor?
Can I ask a question? But it's not a white supremacist
question. It's just a regular question.
I wanted to know, is it true
what they always say, or is it just Hollywood
that if one twin has
a bad feeling,
the other one knows about it, or whatever?
Is that Hollywood? That's so Hollywood.
That's so literary device.
In my recent book, Twin Myth Conceptions, I address 70 different beliefs about twins,
and I rate them as false or true, and that's one of them.
All my research, all my readings suggest there was no such thing as twin telepathy,
where one twin has an experience or feels bad or feels scared, and the other one does too.
Now, having said that, identical twins do share a very close relationship. They process information the same
way. And so they may give the appearance of an ESP-like event, but they're not communicating
telepathically at all. And the rear-to-part twins we studied, most of them had no idea they were a
twin. So here's my follow-up question. Do you find, doctor, that siblings who, you know, any
siblings who are brought apart when they're younger, are they less close or share less
things than the twins? Yes. The siblings who are raised apart do share a less close relationship,
but the comparison I have is identical twins raised apart and fraternal twins raised apart who
genetically speaking are ordinary brothers and sisters. Right. And so I said
to them, you know, how'd you feel when you first met? How do you feel now? Do you
feel close? Do you feel like you're familiar? And the identical twins, many
more said they felt closer than the fraternal twins. But the most interesting comparison I had was asking the twins to say,
how close do you feel to the unrelated siblings you were raised with all your life?
After all, they knew them all their life.
They knew the twin for a very short time.
Yeah, that's interesting.
And they felt closer to the twin than to the unrelated child.
The identicals or the fraternals?
Both.
Oh, both.
Both.
Remember, fraternal twins share half their genes on average, just like ordinary sibs, whereas unrelated share none.
Right?
Right.
And so what I think is going on is that these twins who are related are perceiving similarities in one another,
and this is kind of triggering feelings of attraction.
They perceive that they're both holding their hands the same way or have similar interests or whatever. So I think it's those commonalities that explain a lot of attraction. They perceive that they're both holding their hands the same way or have similar interests
or whatever. So I think it's those commonalities
that explain a lot of that.
Before we get to, I don't know
if we're going to get to Charlottesville or not, but
before we do so, there's one topic
I do wish to address. It might be slightly
touchy, but I have read
that,
and I'm not saying this to be
flip or funny, but I have read that there is a sexual attraction oftentimes between people that are related by blood that are reared apart when they do find each other.
It's not touchy at all.
It's called genetic sexual attraction.
And in fact, there has been information written about that.
It's not unusual for a mother who gave away a son
to feel sexually attracted to that.
It's a phenomenon that is well known in that literature.
And do you want to hear something really fascinating?
Okay, I've got the most fascinating story
you're going to hear tonight.
So we had a set of identical men
who were raised apart.
Both of them were homosexual.
And when they met, they became each other's lovers.
Now, what that suggested to me... Gay lovers. No, no, no, they became each other's lovers. Yikes.
Charlottesville. Gay lovers.
No, no, no. It's not Charlottesville at all.
What that suggested to me is what that suggested to me is that
there's such a thing called the incest
taboo where people who
live together and are related do not
develop a sexual attraction to one another.
That's why most brothers and sisters,
mothers and fathers, I mean rather mothers and sons and fathers and
daughters don't have any sex with each other but it may work this way with with
gay relatives too yeah you know that that's what it suggested to me now go
ahead to Charlottesville well I think I think that you asked no I do think that
they are inbreds I do think that maybe they were created like maybe two twins
had sex and then had these people that marched.
Do you think that the people that marched in Charlottesville?
On both sides, right, Jessica?
On both sides, of course.
On both sides.
And I hate Jews.
I think that they were twins that mated and then these people came and just carried torches.
If you ask me that question in a court of law, I would say it's conceivable.
And I believe it at that.
Conceivable? That's a play on words.
You didn't get it. It is.
I'm not as smart as she is. He got it.
Just so we're clear,
because I lived in Virginia for 19
years. Charlottesville,
they came from West Virginia to
March in Charlottesville, just so we all know.
That's where all the inbreds were from.
Not from exactly Charlottesville. I want Norm to the inbreds were from, not from. Yeah.
I want Norm to ask this question.
Go ahead.
They came from Perkins.
Exactly.
Well, I have been, I must say, I have been, even more so than usual,
I have been glued to Facebook because I do find the whole thing fascinating. I find all the arguments and all the people posting.
I'm having fun with it, you know, even as others are horrified.
Am I the only one that's enjoying this on some level?
I hope so.
I hope so.
You are.
Well, I don't think I am.
But, Noam, can you speak to your feelings?
Yeah, well, I'm very curious.
Is this fascinating?
Yes.
No, it's fascinating. I'm very curious. I don hand is this fascinating yes I'm very curious I don't think
it's fascinating at all
I'm not surprised
at all about what happened
I think if you had
an identical twin
raised apart
he'd probably be feeling
like you do
and you'd be the only
two people in the world
to feel that way
and they would both be hard
well I highly doubt
we're the only people
to feel that way
but anyhow
I mean people
for the same reason
people look at car accidents
of course it's fascinating.
Of course it's fascinating. It's right. It's like a car accident.
Rubbernecking, you know. It's interesting.
And the truth is it's not affecting our lives in any...
In any...
For most of us.
Life will go on. We'll have our lattes tomorrow
at Starbucks. We'll go to the gym.
No. I don't feel that way at all.
I feel like it completely... Well, maybe you never liked latt gym. No. I don't feel that way at all. I feel like it completely... Well, you know, maybe you never liked
lattes, but... No.
I don't feel... I feel that it's
completely affecting me as a Jewish
person, and I am very
upset with people in my family that
are, like, okay with everything.
I don't understand it, but then, like,
get upset about other things
that are so fucking stupid.
Like, I,
this is,
I talk about in my act,
but it's not to be funny right now.
I'm married to a woman.
They didn't care that I was marrying a woman.
They care that she's not Jewish and the same people support Trump.
Not,
not my whole family,
but it's like,
I don't understand how you can support as a Jewish person or just be okay with it or think it's funny or whatever.
What happened? Like that was scary shit. So scary. That was scary shit. as a Jewish person or just be okay with it or think it's funny or whatever what happened like
that was scary shit so scary that was scary shit I was just at the Holocaust Museum a month ago
in DC and the stuff I saw was so frightening it it it it it affected me so much I can't even tell
you and then seeing that the other day was like it and it does affect my life because I'm a lot more down because of it and anxious.
You know, it's way beyond you. Way beyond Trump. It has not. It's not even affected by this.
You're you barking at me. Yeah. What's the matter with you that you're not affected by this?
How come this doesn't bother you? It doesn't bother. First of all, does it bother you overwhelmingly?
You're up there in Maine. You're
paddling on Lake Quinnipiaci or whatever's going on up there. I don't think the sky is falling.
When Trump was elected, I had a terrible feeling of doom. He's with other Jewish men. He's clearly
at a summit meeting of some kind. Obviously, it's affecting you because you're talking about it.
That's just Camp David.
That's Gnome's Camp David.
When Trump was elected,
you remember I said
I was very depressed about it,
and you kind of mocked me,
like, why are you so upset?
It's no big deal.
And now, of course,
now I'm less upset than I was then
because after all these months
of Trump in office,
I'm like, well, nothing's really changed.
The sky hasn't fallen.
You know, the meteors have not struck planet Earth.
You know, every week it's a new crisis that we forget about the crisis from the previous week.
So, you know.
So are we done talking about twins?
Can I go now?
No, no, no, don't go.
Well, no, do you not wish to talk about Charlottesville?
Well, I could talk about it, but I think that my expertise is not in that area.
Well, nobody's expertise is in that area.
We're all flying blind.
Oh, wow.
No, I have expertise.
Well, Gnomes is a learned man.
Before we get that, because on the issue of homosexuality.
How do we get?
All right.
He wants to know if we scissor.
That's the next question.
If my wife and I scissor.
I assumed you scissor.
We don't scissor.
I'm too lazy.
It's a lot of work to turn around.
Oh, God, yeah.
Do you rock, paper, scissor?
I don't know how this will work with you guys.
We hole punch.
We don't scissor.
We hole punch.
Dr. Siegel, I know.
I don't blame you.
Dr. Siegel just shook her head.
I feel very upset.
Only another half an hour.
Go ahead.
How, what is the correlation of homosexuality among identical twins?
Among males, the genetic influence is about 40%.
Wow.
Among females, about 20%.
So it's low, relatively low.
I mean, compared to height.
It's lower than we thought because, you see, the first studies were done using twins recruited in gay bars where those twins are more likely to both be similar for that behavior.
But with better, more representative samples, the genetic effect is coming down.
So then what do you attribute it to?
Either is it psychological, which I know that's very politically incorrect to speculate. Or is it something, the environment in the womb?
Like one kid gets slightly different nutrition or something?
I think there is something in the womb.
Perhaps some hormonal exposure goes on.
There's a genetic component.
It's a very complex behavior that we're not going to sort out here tonight.
But we can say that there's a complex combination of biology, psychology, and the environment.
And the environment is both inside the womb and outside.
David Tell in his act, and I don't know that he's an expert in this, but he did speculate that it was letting your kid lick the bowl.
That was...
I think it's unlikely.
I think it's unlikely.
You know, that was...
Anyway.
All I know is my mother has great breasts.
Okay, this might be a stupid question, but, like, when you see people who have, like, a doppelganger,
like, someone who looks, like, so much like them, like, for years, people will come up to me and be like,
I can't remember what the girl's name was, but apparently I look just like this woman in Florida.
Cindy Crawford.
No, no, it was, like, some random girl.
And she had gotten it too.
And then finally a friend stopped me and said,
here's her phone number.
You should call her because you really look almost exactly alike.
And we weren't related or anything.
Did you ever meet her?
No, I talked to her on the phone once.
Cool.
And we weren't related.
We didn't know.
But I talked to her just because I was like,
my father's been fucking around. Something's happened. That's why I wanted to just just because I was like, my father's been fucking around.
Something's happened.
That's why I wanted to just find out.
But no, we weren't related at all.
Well, I'm very interested in doppelgangers.
In fact, I have a whole study going on.
I wish I'd known you back then.
But some people think that identical twins are alike because people treat them alike based on their appearance.
And I don't believe that.
I believe it's genetics that evokes similar treatment
from these people.
But the best way to test that
is through these doppelgangers
because I could reason that
if it's just the way you're treated
based on your face,
then doppelgangers should be
as alike in personality
as identical twins.
And they're not.
You know what the correlation, Dan,
norm is for doppelganger personality?
No.
Close to zero. No, I personality? No. Close to zero.
No, I'm not Norm.
Close to zero.
That's okay.
You be quiet.
He didn't know the name of the book.
And I also...
It's reared apart and happy together.
And I also tested them on self-esteem
and that was also close to zero.
Oh, really?
Really, that's interesting to me.
Yeah, so if you could ever find your doppelganger, you come see me and you'll be in the study.
I love it.
It's still ongoing.
She's somewhere in Florida.
Dr. Siegel.
California.
Jessica has a child.
I have two small children.
We're all Jewish.
We're hyper concerned about IQ and intelligence.
I'm not Jewish and I'm barren.
Lynn wants athletic children. Barren. Lynn is – Lynn runs Athletic Children.
Barren.
I would like to know.
So you talk about the high correlation, but you say cross-population.
At some point, that must bring out what are the key environmental factors as parents that we need to keep our eye on in order to have our
children have the maximum IQ that their genetics will allow them? Okay, so they need to have the
opportunities that they're seeking. If the child shows artistic ability, give them art lessons. If
the child shows facility in mathematics or computer programming, just nurture these talents in them.
And that'll increase their IQ?
Yes, because IQ goes up for many, many different reasons.
And I would also let them sample many things broadly.
A child might have a skill in, say, literature or music they may know nothing about.
And suddenly, if you give them these opportunities,
you don't force it on them, but introduce it,
they might discover a talent they never knew they had. The key is for parents to stay sensitive and offer opportunities, you don't force it on them, but introduce it, they might discover a talent they never knew they had. The key is for parents to stay sensitive and offer opportunities. And
that's the most important thing. Can I ask a question about...
Lynn, let me just say one more follow up and I'm really done. So in these studies,
did you not come across a case where one kid got all the nurturing of mathematics that he
needed and another kid, the parents really didn't pay any attention to his math skills,
and how much IQ difference emerged?
That's a super question, because there was a pair of twins we studied from England,
and one of them was raised in a very educationally rich family,
and the other, not so much.
But the one who was not so much went out and got a library card,
and she read a lot, and she
did a lot of things.
She created her own environment from what was there, which is something that all of
us do.
And their IQ points were maybe one or two points apart.
And they were reading the same books by the same authors.
You know, I heard there was a story, a very similar case, Isaac and Gus Newton.
Now, Isaac Newton was encouraged and became the Isaac Newton that we know.
And Gus Newton was a layabout.
Well, I'll have to talk to his parents.
Was a what?
That's so stupid.
Wait, Doctor, can I ask another serious question?
Yeah, go ahead.
I appreciate serious questions around here.
And twins raised together. Did you ever find that any of them,
what's the statistics on
resentment or not liking
one another? Kind of like we have
self-hating Jews and self-hating
whatever.
Was there any of that?
No one's ever done a formal study on
hating your sibling among twins.
But what I can say is that the studies that
look at cooperation, competition,
social intimacy, always hire an identical twins and fraternals,
whether they're raised apart or raised together.
Well, I mean, you look at yourself in the mirror sometimes
and you're just so mad at yourself.
I can't imagine you have an identical.
You're like, you know, get the fuck away from me.
You might as well be productive and not hate yourself.
It's better to hate your twin in that case.
No, our whole career is based on hating ourselves. But what I will say is that I have
come across a couple of cases where twins have not gotten along, but they're so rare that Oprah
did a whole show on it. I mean, there were four or five cases where there were just aberrations.
But what struck me, though, is even though the twins said, I hate the other one, they were still willing to come on the show together.
If they really hated each other, they wouldn't have had any part of it.
Yeah.
So you've got to take that with a box of salt.
All right.
Dr. Siegel, plug your book again and your website so that in case we move on, we don't forget to do that one more time.
So my most recent book is Twin Myth Conceptions, False Beliefs, Fables,
and Facts About Twins. The book that's coming out next April is Accidental Brothers,
Doubly Exchanged Twins, and the Power of Nature and Nurture. And my website is real easy,
drnancyseagletwins.org. All right. That's fantastic. Now, I know everybody wants to talk a little bit about Charlottesville.
It's one of the major historical events in our lifetimes, really.
And I hope you'll stay and talk about it, but you don't have to.
We won't be insulted, but I'm sure you have something to offer.
So, Jessica, where do we leave off?
You want to know why Dan was fascinated?
I actually want to know your opinion.
No, I understand because I know Dan very, you know, like I get why Dan feels that way.
And I know where he stands.
But what is your opinion?
Because you haven't said your opinion on it.
I'm against it.
Yeah.
I knew.
I mean, I had a feeling.
I had a feeling, but I just wanted to know, like, what you think about it.
Because it's very tricky because of free speech.
It's a whole thing. It's. Yeah yeah i mean i i am fascinated by it and and i mean the things
that go through my mind are first i'm trying to figure out where is trump coming from uh is it a
political consideration is he a white supremacist is he and i think that Trump was somehow it's possible was somehow in a sense radicalized
online like an ISIS guy I think that there are certain things I spent the last few days reading
like uh what's what's his name Dan the the um the head of the White... Bannon? Richard Spencer?
Richard Spencer.
And Jason Kessler.
I spent the last couple of days reading some articles and essays by them.
And, you know, they're very careful.
They don't fall into the trap of really giving themselves away too much.
They're cagey, but they do talk about certain issues that reverberate well
beyond their white supremacist audience, like wanting to be proud of our European heritage,
not wanting to be embarrassed about our past. Trump kind of gave you, we talk about now, are we going to repudiate Thomas Jefferson?
Does a diverse society work? Are there examples?
They talk about a lot of these things that are so politically incorrect that people who are not, to use Hillary's term, deplorables or, you know, people who have nothing to lose will talk about these things in public.
But for the most part, people who have reputations, they just keep this stuff to themselves.
But they do, I think, agree with some of this.
And they, in their own mind, and I think it's very dangerous, they cut it off from the white supremacy delivery package.
In the same way, you know, well, Hitler was really right about the Treaty of Versailles, you know, I mean, and he was right, of course, but it's quite dangerous to start citing Hitler for anything.
And I think that this is where Trump is coming from. I think that that to the extent that what he he doesn't agree with everything they agree with. I don't think I I hope not, but they agree with most of what he stands for.
Yeah, they do.
And those things, you may think they're racist, but I think some of them are not racist, and I think that's why he can't bring himself to repudiate them.
I also think he's ahistorical.
I don't want to say he's dumb, but he just doesn't seem to understand that this is off limits.
You can't hedge about white supremacists and Nazis and KKK.
You just can't do that.
And I'll say one more thing.
It was interesting.
I brought it up.
I sent it to Dan, but Dan didn't answer.
But you guys know who Peter Baynard is?
No. So Peter Baynard is a real left wing.
Used to be editor of the New Republic. He's an anti Zionist, quite left wing. And he wrote an
article in The Atlantic. The Atlantic magazine is no conservative outpost. On August 6th,
he wrote an article, The Rise of the Violent Left. Antifa's activists say
they are battling burgeoning authoritarianism on the American right. Are they fueling it instead?
So on August 6th, it was okay for a left-wing guy to wonder out loud about the rise of the
violence on the left. Now, interestingly, this morning,
he wrote another article,
What Trump Gets Wrong About Antifa.
And then amazingly, he writes,
if the president is concerned about violence on the left,
he can start by fighting white supremacist movements whose growth has fueled its rise.
Like, totally opposed, diametrically opposed
kind of takes on the same issue.
He changed overnight after there was this thing in Charlottesville.
So those are the things I'm thinking about.
You know, I don't think Trump can recover from it.
I think he crossed a line that respectable people are not going to let him back on that side of the line.
In my heart, do I think he hates Jews?
It's hard to believe considering his daughter's Orthodox and Jared Kushner and all.
And, you know, it's just hard to believe, you know, that maybe he does.
And that's my take with those. When is it ever right for violence?
I mean, to drive a car into a crowd of people is unacceptable.
Like, where's the risk in coming out against that?
Yeah, it's shocking. Also, it's also interesting.
It would be his his position would have been made a little bit easier if the right wing organizations had repudiated this violence and if they were outraged.
But they don't even seem to be outraged.
Outrage.
They're happy about it.
They're very happy.
Yes.
All they've been posting is stuff saying they're glad it happened.
I mean, who's who's even said one thing about it not being OK?
But listen, I will tell you this.
I do think he's right, that Thomas
Jefferson is in the crosshairs, and then
it will be George Washington.
And, I mean, certainly
logically, you can clearly make
a difference of
General Lee and
Jefferson
and Washington.
Well, college campuses have already started doing that.
They've started taking down the names of past presidents for reasons that are being perceived as politically incorrect.
That's right.
But the fact is that organizations like this, they seldom declare victory and disband.
Once they have stricken Robert E. Lee and whoever else, the Civil War guys, they will turn their sights to the Yankees who had slaves.
And once they turn it, they'll turn it.
And it is, you know, I don't even, in my own heart,
I don't know what's right and wrong, where the right and wrong is.
But I do think it's very difficult and dangerous to judge people
outside the time and place that they lived.
It's weird to think that Thomas Jefferson may someday go down in history as a horrible man rather than just as a demonstration of his time.
I don't know, but I think Trump is, you know, I think he's right that that's the direction this is heading.
But this was not the time to bring up that fight.
He shouldn't
have brought it up as a reaction. He could have brought it up earlier. That's what I think. I
don't know if anything I said offends you, but that's really what's going on in my head.
It didn't offend me at all. I appreciate your opinion. It doesn't offend me. And I actually
am in the middle on a lot of things, believe it or not. I don't believe it, by the way.
Yes, it's true. It's really true. My big thing is that I knew this hate was happening.
I knew I've seen, of course, racism for so many years and anti-Semitism and all of it.
And I think it's just okay now.
There's no hoods.
Everyone's out in the open.
There's pictures of them.
Their face is showing.
People are allowed to spew hate now.
And it's very scary.
I said this six months ago.
Six months ago, I said, this is going to go to the streets i swear to god i call
that i said people are gonna start
going into the street and fighting each other but it's eight
i knew it was gonna get it happening is this new that these guys have been
around they've been marching they've been
numerous court cases over the years as to whether or not they have the right to
march
i i didn't perceive this is anything all that new when I heard there's going to be a march in Charlottesville.
And I was sort of wondering why everybody was all agitated about it,
because, again, we've had numerous court cases over the years.
Do Nazis have the right to march?
Usually the courts say, yes, they do, and there's some reasonable restrictions imposed,
but they go ahead and they march.
There's almost always some violence at them.
This was a particularly horrific
situation that happened,
but I do
think they have the right...
I think a lot of people...
Why didn't they march when Obama was president?
If they were going to march, why didn't they march
when we had a black president?
I'm sure there were marches.
This particular march was in response to the court ruling that was going to take down
that Robert E. Lee stand.
Now, this is the Make-A-Wish kid talking?
Yeah.
This is the Make-A-Wish kid.
And they've actually marched.
They've had a regular march now a couple of times.
And it's been peaceful.
The difference now is that it was uh it was violent
how you had the well you had the left show up when they when it became on their radar so the
clash really was because there was another side of actively opposing them before that nobody noticed
it was a peaceful march and well peaceful as much as it could be but there was no violence at the
march and again it was on a particular cause. It was around this particular statue.
Well, I'm telling you right now, I see a very big shift and a change.
And I'm telling you from my own personal experience, people are sick and tired of this shit.
I'm serious.
Something has shifted, and people are fighting now.
They're going to go.
I'm serious.
They're going to go in the street. You're saying who's fighting, the left or the right?
The left.
The left is done.
They're not being little like, oh, you know, everyone.
No, they're getting tough.
And it's going to, I'm serious.
I'm not saying it to be dramatic or anything.
Jessica, in some ways, don't you think, I know you're going to get mad at me.
No, I'm not.
But in some ways, don't you think it's a bit, because I would say I'm somewhere in the middle of the left and the right.
Definitely today I'm not on the right. But don't you think it's a bit of our fault on the left?
Because we didn't vote.
We didn't vote in the right guy.
Of course I do.
I'm enraged with a lot of people.
And now we're so angry.
We're so angry that we voted in the wrong guy
that we want to go find everyone that's going to support him.
Of course I'm annoyed about it.
And we want to fucking fight him.
I agree with you.
I think a lot of people let this happen.
And now we're scared because we're like, oh, the Holocaust could happen.
Yeah, fucking good. That's what everyone was saying
in the first place. That's why we were saying not to
vote Trump in the first place.
Yeah, I agree with you completely. I don't think
people are angry. I think people are terrified.
I think people are scared. And I think that
fear causes
anger and all kinds of crazy
reactions to come out of you.
Oddly enough, I feel somehow free.
Oh, you're just a fucking nutbag.
No, no, I don't feel free.
But I love you.
But maybe if I had more of a career, I wouldn't want the world to fall apart.
Does anybody think that you can be...
Lynn, you're from the south does anybody think that you can be uh attached to uh confederate
symbols without uh endorsing the confederate slavery ah good question no good question from
maine that's noam dorman i think anything i i mean i just went to germany last year
and i i had i was like in a in a antique store and i had to leave because there was Nazi propaganda.
And I'm not Jewish.
I found it offended me.
It was out right in the front.
And I just thought, this could hurt somebody.
I mean, the fact that it could hurt someone, that it could scare someone,
that someone's great-grandmother could still be alive.
It broke my heart.
It made me just want to run out of
that place so my feeling my answer gnome is that if it can hurt anyone's feelings if it can make
anyone uncomfortable or feel bad and i lived in alabama for a long time and i mean when and when
racism apparently was gone i saw it not be gone. Right. That's not the answer.
Lynn, I agree with you about that, that even if it doesn't mean that to you, you should
recognize what it means to other people, and that ought to be reason enough to not want
to fly the flag or whatever it is.
What I'm asking is, because I seem to have met people like this. There seems to be some Southern identity
and some feeling of connection between them.
And they were on the losers of the war,
but it was brother against brother.
And we were the brothers that lost.
And they look at some of these figures
as their forefathers in a way.
And maybe it's morally sloppy that
they just cut off the fact that they happen to
own slaves but I think
that sometimes they look at these things as
just things in
their past. It was a defining characteristic
of the Confederacy
I mean it wasn't an
and also they had slaves
it was
No I think they felt very much growing up... No, I think they felt very much...
Growing up in the South, I think they feel very much as though,
you know, your good old boys feel as though
they're the red-headed stepchild of this country.
And they're constantly competing with the North.
And it's like, you know what?
Well, the last thing I'm going to do is take my damn flag down.
If I want it, I'm going to keep it.
And if I want to call colored people colored, I'll call them colored.
And that's just how they act.
And I mean, I know I have people in my own family who say colored.
And it blows my mind.
I mean, I have to say to them, it is wrong.
You can't say it.
Yeah.
And they're like, you know what?
I'll say what I want.
You can't.
Okay.
Yeah.
Do you explain to them why it's wrong to say that?
Yeah.
And finally, how i got one of
my family members to stop as i said i'm gonna call one of my friends and if he tells you it's okay
then i'm okay with it can you be a nazi without hating jews in the modern times no no no okay so
it's a defining characteristic of being a naziam is saying, is it possible to have some regard for General Lee? Is it possible to
admire him,
admire General Lee, and not be
racist? No. I mean, I have
a friend who, not a friend,
a girl who said to my best friend,
Debbie Perlman, who's Jewish,
she said to her, she was playing
Eva Braun in a play, and she said, you know,
say what you want to say,
Hitler was a genius.
And I mean, I couldn't even my my mouth.
Like you can't say like say evil genius, say maniacal, but just genius.
So you're putting him in in the same category as Einstein.
Like you can't.
There is there is something else I think.
Maybe Dr. Siegel knows something about it.
I don't know.
But you're touching on a psychological issue.
In other words, we take pride, at least Jews, you know, with Einstein.
Oh, he was Jewish.
There's no reason.
It affects you in some chauvinistic way.
I think it's also hard to expect people to say,
yeah, yeah, we're horrible, we were horrible,
we had to repudiate ourselves,
and we have to really do it publicly otherwise.
To expect that kind of thing,
it's hard for people to say publicly,
yeah, we repudiate everything that we were,
I repudiate my great-grandfather and my grandfather grandfather and they were all horrible and and I'm gonna tell
them it's it's they push back on that just in a natural psychological way and
if they're if they're not educated if they're if you know it's it may not be
it may be a lot to expect of everybody. I'm not excusing it.
I'm just saying as you repeat it.
A Confederate flag, a swastika, they represent, they're symbols that represent in our lifetime great hurt, great pain, horrible, horrible choices.
And I'm sorry.
There's no reason to have them up anywhere.
I completely agree.
And I would agree as well.
Interesting. no reason to have them up anywhere. I completely agree. And I would agree as well. Interesting, Jim Webb,
you know, who's a liberal,
but was he from Georgia or something?
He wrote an article
like two years ago saying how he thought the Confederate
flag was not a racist. So I, you know,
to me it always seemed like slavery.
Is this new? Because back in the
70s there was a show called The Dukes of Hazzard
and the General Lee was the car
and they had the Confederate flag on the roof
and nobody batted a night,
at least nobody in my town.
And you could say, well, you're from a town
where nobody batted a night
and that doesn't represent anything.
Or was there a time when this symbol
wasn't considered as controversial as it is today,
as toxic?
Yes, I think so.
I think things have really changed.
I really do.
I think because of the Internet, because of everything.
And would Bo and Luke have been there today in Charlotte fighting for the statue?
Charlotte or Charlottesville?
Charlottesville. Bo and Luke.
Well, Dan, you're making a great point about the Dukes of Hazzard. Like, if it's so obvious, where was everybody then? Okay, but here's the thing. The thing about the Dukes of Hazzard, I think we've evolved,
so there's no reason to devolve.
But if we have to get down,
if we're going to talk about Dukes of Hazzard,
they're a bunch of idiots.
I mean, this show is about a bunch of idiots.
Right, but did anybody ever watch it
and think, oh, they must be endorsing slavery?
No, everybody watched it and said,
these are a bunch of country hillbilly fucks.
And that's why I think nobody really opposed it, because it wasn't like they were geniuses.
But Bo and Luke were portrayed as the good guys.
They were the good guys, but they were still stupid.
I don't know.
Didn't Leonard Skinner use a Confederate flag or something?
I think so.
Yeah, I think so.
We've evolved.
Why should we devolve?
But, all right, but was it, why,
were people outraged back then and I just didn't hear about it
because there was no Facebook or people, or because
people just said, or because black people
said, black Americans said,
well, we know our place. They weren't as
emboldened as they are today
to speak out against what they thought was unjust.
And they might have thought it was unjust back then too,
but just figured, well, we can't
do anything about it. That's it. It was still entertainment thought it was unjust back then too, but just figured, well, we can't do anything about it.
That's it.
It was still entertainment and it was still,
now we just don't allow for certain things to be entertainment.
No.
Lynn, how does the Southern black people feel about the Confederate flag?
How do they live there?
I can't.
How do Southern black people feel about the Confederate flag living in the South?
I think it's a frightening symbol to most Southern people.
I mean, black people.
I do.
I think that they back off.
If you see someone with a Confederate license plate, I mean, all my friends, comics and stuff on the road, you just, they do nothing.
Because it's a symbol of ignorance to them.
I mean that. It's a symbol of, ignorant them i mean i mean that it's a symbol of the
ignorant people live here i'm not going to go fuck with them okay it's kind of like it would i think
most black people would tell you they feel about the confederate flag in the south the way they
would feel about fighting the cops in la do we do we feel the same way about the Japanese who refuse to take down any of their symbols glorifying World War II?
What symbols are those?
I don't know offhand, but I've read about this issue at times.
Every year on the anniversary of the atomic bomb, there's some articles written about Japan, and apparently they're
stubborn about
certain aspects of that history.
What do we think
of the Japanese? Are we going to hold them to the same standard?
My grandmother would
have.
My grandmother would have. My father would have.
Absolutely. I think we're far
removed, and we aren't as
into history, and we don't all know.
We're ignorant, unfortunately.
But my grandmother absolutely would have.
Well, you know, the Japanese after World War II didn't prosecute their war criminals vigorously.
They didn't cooperate.
If you remember the movie that Angelina Jolie made called Unbroken, I think it was.
Okay, the war criminal in that movie, The Bird.
Did anybody see that movie?
Yes.
The Japanese prisoner, the Japanese guard.
I love that movie.
He wasn't, he was free after the war.
I think he did a little bit of jail time, but they didn't prosecute him vigorously.
They didn't cooperate.
The Germans cooperated with the Allies in prosecuting the Nazis.
The Japanese didn't cooperate with the Allies in prosecuting their war criminals.
And we just said, well, we're going to let it slide because we're trying to have nice relations
and in the spirit of reconciliation, we'll let
it slide, which I think also went on after
the Civil War. We're like, well, we'll just let it slide
because we're trying to move on.
I think the Germans are the huge
exception to the rule in world history.
Very few populations ever
will just repudiate themselves
and their history. It's not usually done.
It should be, but it's not.
Anyway.
Hey, let me ask a question to your friend on the couch who asked me about.
This one or that one?
No, not the Make-A-Wish, the other guy.
Hi.
This was my bucket list.
Okay, you bucket list.
So are you a Jewish guy?
I'm a Jewish guy.
Can't you tell?
No, I can't actually.
That's not a politically correct question.
But what I'm going to ask you is,
you asked if black people would be offended by,
you know, how they would feel in the South
if they saw the Confederate flag.
And I ask you, if you were in Alabama or South Carolina or somewhere
and you saw a swastika on the back of a pickup truck,
how would that make you feel?
Right, but up here in the north...
No, but if you were in the south and you saw it,
I'm just asking you as a Jewish American,
if you saw it, how would you feel?
I would feel very offended. Because it will be next
to the Confederate flag, just so you know.
Yeah. No, Lynn,
I want to be clear with this point again.
Of course you're right.
My only question is, when somebody
carries a swastika,
it seems impossible to
me that they mean
anything other than they're endorsing Nazi
ideology. When somebody carries,
has something Confederate, I suspect that sometimes it's just kind of taking pride in
being Southern and they're not, they're not really thinking it through. I hate to tell you this.
Oftentimes you see them together in the South. Okay. But I, I just, because I, and I know,
listen, I know that this is true in certain situations. I mean, I know it for a fact, but I don't know to what degree that some people view some of these things as cultural and not an endorsement of slavery or bigotry.
And I think your point before was really the key one.
It doesn't matter.
You should still put it down because you should understand that other people are going to see it differently.
The trouble is many people don't understand those things, right? That's right. still put it down because you should understand that other people are going to see it differently. And I agree with that.
The trouble is many people don't understand those things, right?
That's right.
Right.
Somebody said to me recently, like, oh, wouldn't you have loved to have been alive in the 20s,
the roaring 20s?
It was like, wouldn't it have been so much fun?
I'm like, yeah, for me, for a white woman, it would have been, it would have been a great
time.
I don't know if it would have been for everybody else.
It still matters.
I believe we should always try to ascertain what's also in a person's heart as we're judging them.
And I wonder when I see these Confederate flags, what is in their heart?
That matters to me because if they're just ignorantly using a flag what they don't really understand,
well, that's different than someone who's saying, yeah, I really think, you know,
we should,
blacks should be put in their place.
I'll tell you,
you want to know the truth?
It's the difference between seeing it on a house
or on a truck.
Yeah.
So the house is worse.
No, the house is not worse.
If you see it on a house,
oftentimes it's old people.
Right.
Who have pride in the South.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
You see it on a pickup truck, I will show you
a redneck hillbilly fuck.
Right. Pro-life stickers.
I'll show you lots of other stickers.
So if you see it at a rally,
if you see it at a rally, it's racist.
Possibly.
Now what about a statue in the park?
What do you mean? If someone is protesting?
I mean, like, doesn't want to get rid of the statue? What do we, what do we, what about a statue in the park? What do you mean if someone is protesting? I mean, like doesn't want to get rid of the statue.
What do we what do we what should we take as the meaning of a Robert E. Lee statue or what the resistance of some people,
maybe the people who would also have the flag on their house to not wanting that statue taken down?
Not because they love the statue, because it's like we have to be ashamed of ourselves now.
But shouldn't it be like just
a vote that happens within that town
or that area? I swear to God, I was just gonna say
I don't know why it feels to me like
it should go to a town hall meeting.
It should. How much did
Robert E. Lee contribute to that area?
Why did the statue get
erected in the first place? And vote. Just
vote. Because I'll tell you something, and I
keep thinking this over and over again while we're talking.
I do feel, whether anyone thinks this is a right or wrong, that things are going in a certain direction.
Meaning, a lot of statues are going to come down.
A lot of flags are going to come down.
I'm telling you.
I just know it.
So, because of what's going on and the majority and what people are feeling.
Sorry to start.
Right, that's what I'm saying.
So, I feel like it's going that way anyway.
But when they come down, others are going to go up. But that's what's frightening. What's feel like it's going that way anyway when they come down
others are going to go up but that's what's frightening what's going to go up i don't know
yet but something is i mean they're going to take statues down they're going to put something in
their place and if there are votes don't you think that people are going to protest anyway
they can protest but i think what it is just is what it is meaning it's going to happen
either way so like eventually a
lot of this stuff is going to go away these stats because the country is getting more politically
correct the younger people are incredibly more like more politically correct than any of us
and not any of us feel on stage that we need to be more political no i don't care i don't i don't
feel that way at all thank god but it's only because I've been doing stand-up for 20 years.
But if I was starting out, I would be much more scared and watch everything I said.
I just think we're dinosaurs.
I think we're one of the last people alive that doesn't have to be politically correct.
Have any of you ever had trouble during your comedian stand-ups?
I mean, I think all of us have. Well, you know,
to be honest with you,
I don't think anything I'm saying is
terribly politically incorrect. If I
do say something, I have sensed that
when I try to broach a...
I did a joke about Trump's
Muslim ban, saying it wasn't a Muslim ban
because most Muslims can still
come in the country. That was the premise of the joke.
I forgot the punchline.
But immediately I felt a shift in the room.
Don't open with it.
And I'm like, all right, this was my opinion of that issue,
that whether it was ill-conceived or not,
I didn't feel it to be a Muslim ban per se.
And I kind of felt a shift in the room.
And the joke didn't go over.
It might have been a bad joke anyway,
but I don't do it anymore.
There's nothing I really say that...
Well, my rape joke upsets people.
Your rape joke does upset people,
but, you know, I mean, I don't know.
Do you have any...
I mean, my rape joke at the cellar has made people cry.
But rape jokes, they are politically incorrect,
but I think there are certain,
but you can still get away with them.
But it's not really.
Especially as a woman.
Especially as a woman.
Jessica's Asian thing.
What's that?
The Asian thing is pretty incorrect.
What is?
Jessica's Asian.
No, I actually purposely.
It's like a Mickey Rooney.
This is what happens.
People can think of it as politically incorrect.
I do characters I
do I first and foremost make fun of my entire family and my Jewish people and
how a lot of them look miserable when they watch me do stand-up and they're
just miserable faces and they judge me I talk about black people I talk about
everyone's was not just that and what I say about Asian women is a lot of times
they seem very you know like oh she's so scary like when say about Asian women is a lot of times they seem very, you know, like,
Oh,
she's so scary. Like when I'm on stage,
but a lot of times they have much more power and see people,
if they really listen to what I'm saying,
I'm doing a character of an Asian woman.
But what I'm saying is that she scares the shit out of me and she's a lot
more powerful.
And I'm the one that's filled with fear.
Well,
my rape joke makes the rapist,
the victim.
Yeah.
No one's arguing that these jokes are wrong, but they are touchy and there will be people that get offended.
And I don't, that's where I say I'm in the middle as an artist.
Like that kind of, as long as it's not mean spirited, I'm okay with it.
No, no, I don't agree.
I think in this day and age, any white person, just the very act of imitating, and of course you're doing a caricature.
Oh, sure i i know
people are going to say that is politically incorrect and it will offend some people yep
and i'm glad yeah that's not that's what i mean i'm not the most i did it i did a show i did a
voiceover uh for the man in the high castle where it was like was like a pirate radio station from that
era, and they wouldn't
let me do a fake Japanese accent.
It was like me...
I don't know. Probably nobody listened to it.
We'll let you, Dan. Go ahead.
No, it was me pretending to be this guy
operating in the neutral
zone of the United States after the
Axis powers had won the war,
and I'm like a pirate radio
DJ, and my job is to satirize the Japanese and the Germans.
But they wouldn't let me do a Japanese accent as this fictional character because they thought
somebody would be offended by a white person doing a Japanese accent, even though I was
pretending to be a DJ from the 1960s
making fun of the Japanese.
Yeah, right.
Because they felt their listeners would find that politically incorrect.
But I was able to make fun of German accents, obviously,
because they're white people.
Yeah, that's the kind of thing that Richard Spencer would write about.
All right, listen, I think we've delivered a heaping helping of the laugh riot that people come to expect on the riot.
Well, can I end with a joke that I've been trying to perfect?
It never really worked on stage, but apropos, but I think it's good.
I don't know, but the joke was, is a Confederate flag a symbol of hatred or heritage?
There's a debate, but we can all agree it's a symbol of I've never seen Les Mis.
Now,
well, I don't know.
I want to get back to my race.
I have to say, I really want to say,
wait, first, I just want to say that
I think the job of a stand, like,
if you're not offending someone, you're not
doing the right thing. I really, if you're
making, if you're safe, and everyone's okay with everything you're saying doing the right thing. If you're safe and everyone's
okay with everything you're saying, I've never
laughed at one comic that
does that. What about Ryan Hamilton?
He's not. He's still
edgy in a way. Yes, he is.
Yes, he is. No, he's not.
And I say that without being disparaging because most
comics are not really.
This idea that comics, our job is to push
boundaries and to challenge and to say things
that nobody else will say is bullshit,
I believe, for 99% of comics who are saying
really nothing that
everybody else isn't saying. To the extent they're being
edgy, they're being edgy in a politically
correct way. One
exception being, I suppose,
our dear friend...
Nick DiPaolo.
Whose name I blanked on for a second.
I don't agree with you.
I mean, not because we're at the end, but I don't agree at all.
I mean, I think a lot of New York comics really push it and really say things that are...
I mean, it's like it tells, and it tells what the greatest...
Is he saying anything, I mean, that's politically incorrect or that is, like, challenging?
Of course.
He's been brilliant.
It's brilliant, but it's about his midget friend that was playing the knife game with a half Indian.
Look at the words you just said.
You just said midget, for God's sake.
Like, that's not going to offend people?
But that's not challenging.
It's not challenging.
Yes, it is.
Most people won't say midget.
It's offensive.
It's offensive.
A lot of people find it offensive.
It is offensive, but most people let midget jokes slide.
Oh, my God, Dan.
Go ahead.
Listen, I got to go.
You guys continue.
What about Brian Regan, who every comic worships?
Is there anything edgy there?
No, I think that people that aren't edgy can be great, too.
I'm just saying that I like when people take it to the edge
a little. I do. I like it.
I like it too, but I don't think most people do it.
You guys, let's discuss
political speech.
You like it when political speech reaches the edge
or you want to shut it down?
Make a wish. We were almost out of here
and you had to open up.
I want to hang out with these guys.
I got it. The Make-A-Wish
kids are past. They need to eat their dinner.
We need to go.
I think you guys are having a very
interesting conversation. You should probably
keep it going a little bit.
We got to go.
The twin lady, unfortunately,
nobody briefed her and I blame
myself, quite frankly.
Dr. Siegel. I'm going to think twice about this again.
Can we all plug our stuff?
Wait, wait.
I would like to give Dr. Siegel a chance to imitate somebody black before we go.
I'll do it for you.
You're talking to the wrong professor.
Come on, Dr. Siegel.
Do it, motherfucker.
That's not me.
That's not me.
That's you, Dr. Siegel. No, it's not me. That's you, Dr. Segal.
No, it's not.
Thank you very much, Dr. Segal.
We'll see you guys later.
Why don't we just let everybody...
Finish up, Dan.
Finish up.
I'll finish up.
We're finishing up.
I just...
Everybody, let them...
Can we please just watch on Netflix on August 22nd is Hormonal Beast is my special.
Lynn Coplitz has done with no other woman has done before in comedy.
She's taken being menopausal and she's fucking taken it head on with no prisoners.
And it's a completely different point of view that I've never seen it.
Thank you, Dan.
So be sure to watch her special on Netflix, was it?
Yes, it's on August 22nd.
And Netflix has a video streaming website, is that correct?
That's right.
And it's on August 22nd is when it's on August 22nd. And Netflix has a video streaming website, is that correct? That's right, and it's on August 22nd, is when it launches.
August 22nd. Dr. Siegel,
buy her book.
Buy two. Buy two, buy as many as you
can afford. Tell us the name of it again, the Reared.
The Reared.
Born Together, Reared Apart, Twin
Mythconceptions, and Accidental Brothers.
That's Mythconceptions, not Misconceptions.
Mythconceptions. I'm getting that one right away.
Jessica Kersen can be seen where?
Yeah, so I'm on the Howard Stern Show a lot.
If you listen to Howard Stern, I do calls and stuff like that.
And you can go to visit my website, jessicakersen.com.
And she has some of the funniest Instagram posts I've ever seen.
Thank you so much, Lynn.
Thank you.
I'm filled with fear.
If you're on Instagram
and you see Jessica's video...
Instagram, that is a photo-sharing website of some sort.
Yes.
Jesse Curson on Instagram.
There's a
micro-blogging website known as
Twitter.com that I'm affiliated with.
My handle would be
at Dan Natterman.
That's D-A-N-N-A-T-U-R-M-A-N.
Help me get to those
8,000 followers
that I'm closing in on.
I love you, Dan.
Did you have something to say?
I was going to say that,
you know,
I always worry about
being self-promotional
in my field,
but I'm never going to worry again.
No, you have to do it.
Don't you dare.
I mean,
why do you think
we're all here?
And thank you.
We're sorry we're so crazy, but we appreciate you.
No, it's fine.
It's a different world for me.
You are so interesting.
It spices up the life of an academic.
So I enjoyed it.
I enjoyed it.
Most of my colleagues don't do this.
Yeah, I bet.
We do offer our guests free food downstairs at the Olive Tree.
I know.
I like that.
Well, I just wanted a quick snack before the show.
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We thank you so much.
And we'll see you next time on the Comedy Cellar Show. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. obviously encouraged. We thank you so much.
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