The Comedy Cellar: Live from the Table - Judy Gold & the Waitstaff
Episode Date: September 17, 2018Judy Gold is a legendary New York City-based standup comedian. She may be seen regularly performing at the Comedy Cellar....
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Okay, good evening everybody.
You want to try your thing?
Jenna, you want to sit here so you can hear better?
Where were you coming from?
Of course not.
Go ahead, let Jenna sit there a little bit.
Where?
Harlem.
Where?
147.
Where are you?
92nd.
But my girlfriend just bought a place at 124, so I'm going to move there.
Fifth.
Joyelle, just let her get in first.
Or should I wait until you're done?
Steven, let her sit down.
We're holding it up.
Let her go.
Okay.
Does that work?
I think that's it.
That's fine.
Jenna? Jenna so
anybody want anything to drink
I'll just take a bottle of water
Angelica
are you the waitress here?
Can you bring them?
I think they want some water.
Ah, what does that feel like?
You want some, Judy?
Just the pool.
I have some water, thank you.
Good evening, everybody.
Welcome to the Comedy Cellar Show here on Sirius XM Channel 99.
Dan Aderman is here, but he's at the bar because...
He's not happy.
I think this is going to be the last show that we're doing
about this. We're trying to be as transparent as
possible about what went on and
to show the
I don't know, to show the world
what went on and why we did it and how
we're reacting to it.
So one of the, in the very negative,
I would describe it undramatically as hate mail that I've gotten,
many people asked about the issue of unsafe work environment.
How did your staff feel?
What was the reaction?
And I tried to impress upon
people, you know, I'm nervous all of a sudden. I tried to impress upon people that I had been very
proactive about speaking to, um, the waitresses, the comedians and all that. And of course,
one of the answers is, uh, always, well, they're, they're just going to say whatever they have to say because you're the boss. And that's not a ridiculous suspicion.
So I asked Judy Gold, who I, now Judy and I haven't spoken about this.
So, and we spoke, can we?
Yeah.
So Judy and I spoke on the phone about this issue, but we didn't speak about this show.
And I want to say at the top I'm amazed that Judy
based on our conversation
I'm surprised that you agreed to do it because
it's controversial
oh please
and wait can I just say something
about the comedy cellar
I don't feel that Noam's
the boss
thing at all
I think it's pretty open here
and people say whatever the fuck
they want.
I do think there's dialogue here.
Well, we'll have to wait just a second.
Ted Alexandro did go on stage and say
welcome to the Comedy Cellar,
a place where you can be a sexual predator
and as long as you're famous, it's okay.
I took that as a compliment
because I would like that level of open conversation here as long as it's funny.
And I've encouraged many of the comedians to go on stage and talk about it.
Whatever you think about it, talk about it.
Don't worry about me.
So anyway, Judy, can you engage them?
These are the waitresses.
I don't know if they want to say their names or not.
But the waitresses. I don't know if they want to say their names or not. But
the waitresses who were here,
one waitress called out
at the last minute.
Engage in a conversation
that, you know, to ask
them how they felt, what they say, what they feel about Louis
coming back. All of it. No holes barred.
Go ahead.
Well, first of all, I had like an epiphany.
And tell me if I'm wrong.
But I've read a lot about this.
And we talked about it.
And a lot of comedians are saying he's getting a second chance.
A second chance.
And I don't think of it as a second chance.
Everyone already knows who he is. Now he's entering his arena as a tainted sexual predator.
So now his whole life on stage is going to be different.
It's going to be different.
As I mentioned, the one thing that pissed me off is he gets to bump people,
and then the person after
him has to fucking deal with that shit.
But is anyone
else having weird headphone
issues?
Oh, I can't hear anything.
So,
yeah, so
I feel like
he's,
I don't think it's a second chance,
and I think he's entering the unknown.
And I think the fact that he didn't address it,
which it is the elephant in the room,
and that's what comedians do,
that to me was a missed opportunity.
But I feel like...
And a slap in the face actually
to the people who feel strongly about this
I mean acknowledge what's going on
you've been trying to
you know let's face it
he's been thinking about it for a long long time
when do I get back on stage
everyone is
thinking is he going to talk
about it is he going to talk about it
and he doesn't talk about it
that I think was the thing that if you is he going to talk about it? Is he going to talk about it? And he doesn't talk about it.
That, I think, was the thing that if you think I'm wrong,
then let me know.
That's the thing that I think
really pissed people off.
Because here it is.
You've been hanging out.
It's not like he hasn't come in here.
You've been feeling out the situation.
When you felt comfortable enough.
He had dinner here
like I think three times
over the last year.
Go ahead.
Then you just got on stage
and didn't talk about it.
Someone who talks about
everything.
And more than that
and he alluded
and he talked about
some themes
which
were
he can't
he talked about
he had a play on words
about rape
things are
whistles are not clean
clean is a whistle rape whistles are not clean.
I don't even know if I got the joke, but just to
do that.
It shows some sort of disconnect
in my mind.
Some disconnect that
do you realize what happened and do you realize
how many people it affected?
So obviously...
And disconnect from his own best interest.
Right, but you think of him as such a brilliant guy and the fact that people it affected. So obviously. And disconnect from his own best interest. Right.
But, I mean, you think of him as such a brilliant guy. And the fact that it's so obvious and yet he is like,
I'm just going to go back up and be the, it's not going to work anymore.
And that is not a second chance.
That is going to be his career from this point on.
That's what I feel like. But I feel like you guys, the waitresses here,
have dealt with him for
years and years and years. It's not like he
came in, right?
And it was a different
person. Linda's been here a long time.
Linda is
so awesome on so many levels.
We've known each other 25 years, Linda and I.
So she knows my essence
actually. And then Kelly and Amanda
are relatively new here
and don't really know me
almost at all. Which is good for you guys.
And who's the best tipper?
Judy Gold. Okay.
Which is a nice
variation of opinion
here because you guys can say how you perceive the coming
in new. And Linda also has context of many other situations that I've been in.
But Linda's been in this business for 30?
Take it easy.
I know.
I mean, I've known you for so long.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
About 30.
Yeah.
So she knows comics.
I mean, when you're around comics all the time, you get the whole program here.
Yeah.
Yeah. So I prefer you. I mean, when you're around comics all the time, you get the whole program here. Yeah. So I prefer you to, I mean, I can start the ball
rolling. The
first question is, I think everybody's
mind, is did I
fail
in my, actually
my responsibility
by making you guys
feel unsafe at work?
You want to start with Amanda?
No, I definitely didn't feel unsafe.
No, I haven't felt unsafe when he was here.
And I don't think that's your fault or anything.
Like, I don't think it should fall on you really.
Nice tits!
Kelly, did you...
That was my sexual harassment. No no i have not felt unsafe either um
i feel like this is talking to mike it's been a very like this situation being put upon us and
being new here i don't i never felt unsafe like i feel like i was upstairs i wasn't downstairs in
the cellar when louis came but like you were here when he i was here i was here upstairs. I wasn't downstairs in the cellar when Louis came.
But you were here when he was up here? I was here, yes.
But I wasn't downstairs working the show.
I was upstairs working the restaurant.
But he was in both rooms, that's...
No, I do believe he just came...
Oh, he didn't sit up here?
Oh, he didn't come upstairs.
Oh, usually he does.
Fair enough.
So he just came in through downstairs.
So I didn't actually get to see Louis.
I didn't interact with him at all.
But from upstairs, I did hear the ovation from when he did walk in.
I could hear it from upstairs.
So it does give me the...
People were excited for him to back.
People want to know what he is going to do
because, like you said, Judy,
that it is going to be a different point from now on.
Like it's not a second chance.
It's not necessarily a comeback but more of like a redemption and a choice
and a time to allow him to be the better person that he is supposedly trying to become.
Right.
So now I had asked you and I said, what did you think about Louis coming back?
And you said, you know, I'm hard of hearing, so I thought you said horrified.
Do you remember that?
No, I believe that was Kim said that.
Oh, was it Kim?
That was the mix-up with Kim.
She told you the story?
I was right there.
We were both standing there when you guys started having the conversation.
But actually, she was like, I'm thrilled or something,
and my heart dropped.
Kim is here.
Can you get Kimberly over?
So, okay, so would you like to suggest a question?
Okay, so you don't feel unsafe.
And let me say why I don't think you're unsafe and why I think it's okay.
Because there's no private spaces here.
There's no green room.
You can either sit at the table where we are now in front of everybody
or go downstairs on the stage in front of everybody, number one.
Right.
Number two, in 30 years, Louis has never done anything like that here.
So it would be kind of shocking and really a sign of true mental illness, I believe, for him to start now.
Three.
Kimberly, come on.
And I forgot three now.
But can you tell the story about when I asked you?
Maybe you don't want to.
I didn't get your permission before.
You know that story when I asked you and you didn't understand what I said?
Oh, oh.
Talk in the mic. Go ahead.
When you asked how I felt about... Come closer.
Come closer. Oh, this close. Yeah. Is this good? Yeah, it's good.
Okay, I don't have headphones in. I apologize.
So yeah, it was the Monday after.
As close as you can, yeah. The Monday after it happened.
It was, yeah, it was like
literally the day, and you
would ask, like, how do you
feel about him being there and i said
fine or like more than fine but then you thought i said mortified oh that's it you said i'm more
than fine about it like that's fine but and then you were so concerned you're like wait sit down
let's talk about this further i'm like really because i said i'm fine we don't have any more
to discuss yeah yeah so so the the point that I, the position I find,
the unpleasant position I find myself in
is to try to defend my name
to a bunch of hate attacks on the internet
from people who have never walked in here.
And the whole guy Branham thing came up again,
how we don't use women,
how we don't use gays.
Oh, God.
I've been here since 1987.
And I'm a lessee and a Jew and a gay.
Oh, no, I'm a gay and a woman.
I don't even know what I am anymore.
And, you know, I backed down
from having Vulture correct that stuff
after Branham had actually basically
admitted here that it was just a metaphor
and it wasn't literal or whatever.
And I shouldn't have because then it came
back to haunt me again
and there's a stark difference
between the way people
who have actually met us
and worked here
and actually interacted with us
are talking about us
and the people
who've never been here
most of the time
even on the west coast
and I criticize the writers
because like
so you just pass it off as fact you just pass it off as fact.
They just pass it off as fact.
It's so upsetting.
Right.
Fake news.
Well, go ahead.
What else comes?
Open discussion.
Anything you want to say.
And please, if you had to criticize something about me and the way I handle this.
But were you not asleep?
I was asleep, but I would have
put him on. I would have. Of course.
Yeah. The only reason,
that's one of the things I've gotten in trouble with,
that he claims he was asleep.
They put the claim in there. I was like, no.
Actually, when I gave a statement to the Times,
I didn't even mention that I was asleep.
They insisted on knowing where I was
when I thought, so I told them I was
sleeping. And then that became the story. Dwarven tries to pretend he. Right. So I told them I was sleeping. Right. And then that became the story.
Dwarven tries to pretend he was sleeping, but I told them.
Right.
I specifically told her that's not the point.
Because I knew they would then use that as if I was trying to weasel out of it.
The truth is, I woke up, I saw the text, I was happy because I thought this was going to be a good thing.
Right. It never crossed my mind that this genius was going to go up there,
not mention it, and do a set.
That is what is so shocking.
Because I believe, to this day, and then the person who originally wrote,
by the way, the person who originally complained to the Times,
came in that weekend, none of you saw him,
him and his wife came in and apologized to me for the overreaction going on
after they read the Hollywood Reporter interview.
And they came to me and said,
listen, we're even ready to talk to the press for you.
That's what they said.
I said, I'll do it.
You know, I think it's up to the audience
to let him know where he stands.
And that's what being a comic is anyway,
is you don't know what's funny until you get on stage.
And he needs to see
where his place is in this world
by, you know, people
don't want to watch him, then they can get up
and leave. That's been my feeling
about it is that the anger of the meat,
the righteous anger, I'm not just saying
of the Me Too movement and the way women are treated,
the way my daughter's going to be treated, the way my wife
has been treated in the workplace,
not just when she worked for me.
That anger to the people who believe that Louis fits that category,
they feel the audience shouldn't want to see him.
Why the fuck does this audience want to see him?
It infuriates them because the audience wanting to see them.
No, it's that person who doesn't want to see him,
and they don't have to.
No, but they believe that the audience,
that the fact that the audience claps for him, they probably
wouldn't clap for Cosby. The fact that they clap
for Louis means they don't get it.
That we still haven't been able to get the world to understand
our situation. But the audience, they do
clap for him. So then they say,
then they say, Louis, you should punish
yourself. You should stay
home until
we're ready for you. How are we knowing you're ready?
We'll let you know.
And, of course, nobody's going to punish themselves.
So the final last-ditch point in this pipeline is Dwarven's got to make sure he doesn't go on.
You have to prevent this man from having his access to the world.
No, no.
And then all that anger comes out at me.
And I'm like, this is 15 years ago across the country, not in my workplace.
I can't interview any of the parties.
It's a rule which is not being applied across the board to other performers.
It doesn't apply to Chris Brown.
It doesn't apply to Mike Tyson.
It doesn't apply to a former president.
Or the current president.
Or the former president. Or the current president. Or the current president. And, but somehow, I, Dwarven, I should do this.
When charity organizations don't do it, when left-wing, when feminists were writing essays in favor of Bill Clinton, they didn't get it.
But I am, and I'm saying no, this is for the audience to decide, and I will make sure that the audience is in there against their will,
and I'll make sure that my workers feel safe.
It's like telling a painter he can't paint or a writer that they can't write.
It's their art.
The only place where he can do his art is in a club. And if you own a club, or if you're a female,
or if you're a feminist,
and you don't want him on your stage,
that's your prerogative. Because
you know,
I just gotta get cancelled because
they're pro-Trump.
Something I've been booked nine
months ago. That's terrible. Right.
I never said I was going to do Trump material.
What the fuck is going on in this world?
You can't have conversations.
Now, Joyelle is one of the newer comedians here.
She's been here like a year and a half.
And I don't know.
And I spoke to her.
Listen, people don't believe me.
But you guys kind of, I've been really reaching out almost one by one to everybody I knew.
I called, I don't, I'm afraid, you know, I'm afraid to say names and people think I'm afraid to say names because I'm lying.
I'm afraid to say names because I don't want to get them in trouble.
Right. There is this sense of, you know, I feel a sisterhood no matter what your opinion is, you know.
But I feel, look, I'm friends with, like, I sit here at the table with Nick DiPaolo.
We couldn't be more polar opposite. And I love the guy, you know.
So I don't, I mean, if you're doing this to make yourself feel better, that's one thing.
But if you're doing it to have an open dialogue and make
everyone else here feel comfortable
and have their voices heard, that's an
entirely different thing. And I think
that's to the greater
good. So Joyelle and I
spoke, and I would say Joyelle is
on the most
intensely upset about
this of the people I
polled.
I don't know if I would say I am intensely upset about this of the people I polled? I don't know if I would say I am intensely upset,
more so just kind of exhausted with what I told you before
is my general position is that people don't care about women.
So I feel like this situation just emphasizes that to where not only did he not seem to have considered this whole entire time what he did.
What Judy was saying, he was saying, when do I get back on stage?
I feel like that was his mindset versus what did I do?
Who did I affect?
Who did I hurt?
No.
When can I get back on stage?
And that's clear in the fact that he got on stage
and didn't reference it
and went the exact opposite like I told you before
and said the word rape.
Who would tell you?
Leave that word out of your mouth for the rest of time.
If it were screenplay, you'd be like,
oh, no one's going to believe this.
Right. I mean, the fact that he did release, he tried screenplay, you'd be like, oh, no one's going to believe this. Right.
I mean, the fact that he did release,
he tried to release a movie
that pretty much emphasizes
the fact that he does not care.
I stole it on the internet.
Dan's my co-host,
and he's mad,
but Dan, don't be mad.
These are important times.
Dan, what do you want to say?
Dan, we hear from plenty of white guys.
If a woman's mad,
do you put her on?
I'm the co-host.
I've been co-hosting for five years.
Oh, all right.
But Noam's not here.
I fill in.
I participate in booking.
I participate to a lesser extent in marketing.
And Noam is very low to tell anybody to leave the podcast.
But me, he told, Dan, sit this one out.
I'll tell you why.
Because I wanted...
And if I'm that unimportant... Dan, Dan, you're not being... Let's move on. Because it was important. Oh, God, Dan, sit this one out. I'll tell you why. Because I wanted and if I'm that
unimportant. Let's move on because
it was important. Oh, God, Dan, get over it.
We hear this shit all the time. Just say
what you want to say. Go ahead. Well, why don't I come to
your podcast and replace you?
Dan. And see if that sits okay
with you. Okay, well, go ahead.
Dan, I have no... Humble being ever so
humble, it is
I am the co-host. If you don't want me to be the co-host, please let me know.
I'll stop doing it.
Dan, this is, okay, I'm going to let you speak.
What do you want to say about the matter at hand?
Pardon?
What do you want to say about the matter at hand?
Well, how would I know?
I couldn't hear the conversation.
Okay.
Okay.
Dan, listen, I'm going to be very honest.
I can't even, I can barely hear you.
I don't have my headphones on.
I'm going to be very honest in front of everybody.
This is serious.
So, in other words, you don't want me, for the good podcast that everybody's interested in, I'm not here.
But for Boarsville, some, you know, some.
I don't mean serious about that.
I mean serious in terms of the, listen, I'm in a situation now where I'm literally afraid about my kids going to school because they are the parents.
I'm in a situation now where people are talking about firebombing the place.
I'm in a situation now where people are writing all kinds of...
Is that why I'm getting so many spots?
No, I'm kidding.
Lyndon, we have a mutual friend.
I'm so happy that Manny didn't live to see what his son became.
I mean, the fucking stuff I'm going through.
And these are the people who, you know.
In other words, excellent radio.
So what I'm saying is just shut up already, Dan.
He's just saying that.
Not everything is for your entertainment.
He has an agenda today, and he's sorry that you're not the co-host.
But it is difficult, especially when you're getting attacked and your family's getting attacked.
But I don't think any of us feel unsafe here.
I think it's a bigger picture.
It's a bigger picture.
And how complimentary have I been this entire time?
I want all three waitresses together in case they want to contradict each other.
And we ran out of mics.
This is what we need to organize.
I assume there's other mics in existence.
You think Louie's easy to deal with?
This is what comedians are like.
So go ahead.
Go ahead.
There's no other mics?
Enough.
So go ahead, Judy.
I do.
You know, there is this.
I mean, tell me if I'm wrong, but, you know, he walks in here.
Yeah.
He still has the same status as he had before, so he can walk in and just go on and bump whomever.
He assumed that.
No one ever told him that.
Right.
Yes.
And he got, like, look, we are comics.
We all get up there because we need this.
We need the love and the adoration and the laughs.
And he got that in a way.
But this isn't the real world.
I mean, when I come...
Oh, sorry, I just undid my mic.
You undid your mic?
No, no.
You undid your headphones.
When I come to the Comedy cellar, and I think all
the comics, I'm sure you
feel this way too, it's like
we're home. You know? We're like
ugh. Like you go on the road
and you can't wait to get back to
doing a set here. And I think
that this is the safest place he could have
gone and actually
said
something or acknowledged
and he didn't do it. And I think that
says more about him than it does
about you. You're running a business.
This is a comedy club. This is where
comedians come to do their work.
And God only knows, I know
I walk in here and I see plenty
of comics who
have been assholes.
And I don't
say, hey, know him. This guy
grabbed my boob, or this guy...
Oh, please.
So listen, let me go to the
next topic.
And this I do
want Dan and Joyelle.
I want you to come listen.
And then you guys don't have a mic,
but why don't you share a seat with Linda?
Or sit here.
Just sit right there.
And Amanda will give you the mic.
Just sit down there.
Take a mic.
Take a chair.
This is like a fucking psycho.
Please don't be a prima donna.
I don't have a headset.
Just sit there.
I can barely hear.
Okay, so much of the criticism, much of the criticism has been along the lines
that the comedy seller represents the power structure in the industry
and we are somehow,
I want to state the argument fairly and I'm having trouble,
but I'll tell you what my answer has been.
And you guys, Judy, you know better than Joyola.
I'm like, I don't deal with the industry. I don't know anybody in the industry. This
started out, as Judy and Linda know, it started out as a place that was empty all the time.
Oh, yeah.
And it was a family business. Like, in the family business, like in the most, like, corny,
like, family business type of way.
Oh, yeah, I know, yeah.
My father, his wife, Esty, Esty was, Esty's the booker
Esty was the wife of the accordion
player in my father's band
growing up. Esty used to sit downstairs
in the chair
and watch every show. And this little
thing, Mushrooms, especially
in the last ten years
into something which has a
which they say is the most prestigious comedy
club, blah blah blah, blah.
But throughout that entire growth, I've gained no new contacts with the industry.
The only industry contacts I have are the people who became famous, like Judy,
who became famous, started working here, and I still know them. But the most friendly conversation Judy and I have ever had is because we know we have a common friend.
And I'm called to answer for the industry, like that they were blackballed.
I'm like, I don't know anything about anybody ever being blackballed.
I don't even know how that works.
Maybe in the movie industry, the television, maybe this stuff goes on.
What would I know about it here at the Comedy Cellar? And so, Joyeux,
Dan, Judy, you're comedians.
What do you know about this blackballing
in the industry thing and how it relates
to the Comedy Cellar? How we would know
about it? How do you find out about it? What have you heard?
The whole thing, because this fascinates people.
Fascinates me. I mean, when you,
when I hear blackballing, I mean,
one, a name comes to mind,
Kathy Griffin.
And she saw what was happening and she went overseas and did her work and found a place where she could be a comic and came back here stronger than ever.
Who blackballed her?
Oh, she couldn't work anywhere here. You think she wouldn't have been able to work here?
No, no.
I think she would have been able to work here.
I didn't even know she was black.
How would I know?
Who would tell me?
She had to work.
She was getting threats and death threats.
Yeah.
It was bad.
How does a club owner get the memo when somebody's on the outlist?
Well, you're the club owner, but I have not known of any.
Club owners don't talk to each other, let alone black ball comedians.
I mean, of course, you would know better than that.
When was the last time you sat down with Chris Mazzilli for Ted to Ted?
No, we don't talk to each other.
But I don't think any club owner would have the nerve.
Listen, I'm going to tell you something.
I did, not from the industry, I did at one time have one comedian tell me not to use another comedian.
And I was very offended by that.
What was it?
I don't want to give any—
Was there a reason?
I'll tell you off the mic.
I can't—I'm not sure what the reason—I didn't even know.
And I was offended by it, and I didn't even fucking pay attention to it.
But it wasn't an industry thing or anything like that.
Let me ask you a question.
That's the only example I remember.
If a comic came in and was a known
joke thief
but was
pretty well known.
We had that.
Robin Williams.
Right. But you let him on.
That was a tough one.
Right.
I want you to look me in the eye
and say that was a tough decision. It was a tough one. Right. But, you know... I want you to look me in the eye and say that was a tough decision.
Well, it was a tough one to...
It was a tough one to...
It was a tough one because the expediency of the situation was overpowering.
How are you going to tell Robin Wood?
But the morality of the situation was tough.
And maybe I should have told him no.
But the way I finagled out of it was that the comedians, you know,
didn't have to go on if they didn't want to.
That was something.
Comedians would not go on in front of a family.
Any comedian
protest your
allowing of Mr. Robin Williams on stage.
No, nobody protested.
The man, say what you will about his joke theory,
was a delight.
And by the way,
we loved him. And that's a good point because when he would come upstairs and sit by the way, we loved him.
And that's a good point
because when he would come upstairs
and sit at the table,
everybody couldn't get enough of Robin Williams.
But there are plenty of comics
that would not go on in front of him.
Yeah, that's true.
All right, so let's take someone
who's not Robin Williams,
who's just a guy like any one of us
coming in and putting him for spots
and you know that they're a joke thief.
No, if I...
But they kill or whatever.
No, if it was clear and I had the...
Because I've had the accusation one time.
Right.
But then when I saw the evidence, I was not convinced.
Okay.
But if it was clear, yeah, of course I would stop them.
And then if there was someone famous who went up to, you know, Linda and was like, hey, you know, nice ass.
What would you do?
Linda knows.
But Linda knows I would fucking go and tell them, Linda.
Well, I've always felt safe here.
I've always felt safe here. And I also have a very, if I have something wrong with, I will say.
And I would go straight to or I would say it to them.
I, you know, if someone is really bothering me or if the situation bothers me, I don't have, I'm not afraid of it.
But I understand people that don't, aren't able to do that too.
And so I understand when somebody gets like, oh my gosh, I feel this way.
Cause I'm, but I'm like, but that's, I understand their position
because I'm like, you can't.
For whatever reason.
And I have for whatever my reasons are.
I remember, you might remember
when I was on stage in the WA.
I used to play, that's another thing.
People think it's all comedy.
Like, for a long time,
comedy wasn't even the most important room here.
Yeah, I know.
The Olive Tree was important.
The Cafe WA was important.
And the comedy was like the little stepchild.
But when I was on stage in the
middle of a song, and I
saw a customer put his hands on a waitress,
and I stopped the song,
and I said, get that guy out
of here right now.
No, this is not
some place that is
even
that it doesn't respect
women in the workplace. This is a place which doesn't respect women in the workplace.
This is a place which doesn't quite understand the principle of something that happened somewhere else, not here,
reading it in the New York Times and punishing it.
But it also mirrors the industry.
This is the way it is for us.
And people get free passes.
There are many people who get free passes for god knows what
reason but they do and it's we're in an unfair industry i have never played the i'm a female
comic card ever but it's but you don't mean it's not a legit card no i'm saying but it is an issue
it is an issue i've called clubs i. I've called clubs. I remember calling clubs.
You know, when I first started,
when I was booking my own stuff,
you know, how I'd like to work there.
We had a woman here two months ago.
She didn't do well.
So we're not hiring women.
Could you imagine something like that coming out of my mouth?
No, but I remember when they wouldn't put
two women on a show, two black people on a show.
And it was always like,
if there was three guys,
it was a show.
And if it was three women,
it was a special event.
And when that stops,
and when it's not like hysterical
and funny ladies, you know.
I like to,
we've never done one of those themes.
Right, never.
I like to think that we were the place
that never did that stuff.
Am I right in that?
You're absolutely right.
Never.
And yet I'm being called on the carpet
as the national symbol of it.
The very opposite of what I've always stood for
and tried to do.
And my father always...
I mean, the very fucking opposite.
It's so angering.
They print it like fact.
They print it like fact. They print it like fact.
And you try to get in touch with the writers, they don't call you back.
You try to correct them, they're not interested in correcting it.
They have their narrative, and that's what it's good.
And Guy Branum, even though he acknowledges he's never walked in the place,
is a more credible source that they'll quote than anybody like Judy Gold,
who's worked here for 30 years.
It's fucking disgraceful. It's fucking disgraceful.
It's fucking disgraceful.
That's the way it is.
I just had someone review me
and misquote every one of my
fucking jokes. I wanted to fucking
go there and punch the person's face in.
It's horrible.
Sorry to get so mad. It's just so upsetting.
I mean, because I know how much you care about
the comics. I think, because I know how much you care about the comics.
I think that's the social media age, too, that we're living in,
that it's like if you see one thing and you hear one thing,
20,000 people are going to jump on it.
All right.
And we give people a platform.
Yeah, we give people platforms who don't deserve platforms.
There's a new book that just came out by John Haidt and Greg Lukianoff
called The Coddling
of the American Mind that I had an advanced copy of.
And everybody should buy it because it talks a lot about this call-out culture, the lack
of debate, and it also talks about how we are raising children into this atmosphere
that's just going to make it worse in the next generation.
Liz, can you come over?
So one of the things I don't like to trumpet is that everybody in charge here is a
woman, by the way. Everybody.
That's also an interesting thing
that you bring that up because
Louis, all his
you know, the head of his production company
was a woman. He gave
shows to women. But it's
interesting that he did
employ women. Well, I mean
it could be that Louis had his attitude toward women was ambivalent.
It wouldn't be unheard of or outrageous or ridiculous to suggest that in certain ways he respects women.
There's certain women that he respects a great deal.
Right.
And that he has certain affection for certain women.
And at the same time, other women he might treat as sexual objects for his pleasure.
You know, I was talking to a friend who's a doctor, a psychologist,
and she said it so sounds like a psychiatric problem.
That could be helped.
They need the 25th Amendment for comedians.
So Liz, come sit down for a second.
Liz is our general manager.
I love Liz.
Woo!
Go, Liz!
And she's a strong...
She works her fucking ass off, Liz.
Strong, independent woman.
And by the way, let me just tell a story that I told on the last podcast
while Liz was situated about the level of how unfair some of this stuff is.
So one of the hate mails I got, pieces of hate mail I got,
was from a woman who um who complained about everything obviously and i asked her to read
the hollywood reporter interview she read it she said well would you uh be willing to do a
fundraiser i think i told you would you be willing to do a fundraiser for this cause and i said
absolutely i'd be happy to do a feminist cause i'd be happy to do a fundraiser. The feminist cause. I'd be happy to do a fundraiser for this cause,
and I would be happy to donate all the proceeds,
as we've done for other charities before.
But I don't want to publicize it from the comedy seller
because I don't want to look like I'm pandering.
Like, oh, look at me, I'm trying to cleanse myself.
I think that would be very transparent.
So I said, but I'd be happy to do it.
Do you know anybody who could help me with it?
Because I don't know people in that thing.
She went on Twitter and said, and relayed the whole conversation.
She says, and dude says he doesn't know anybody in the industry.
So I'm like, dude, if your Rolodex is that thin, I guess that's the problem.
Meaning like, and I said, what answer could she have possibly wanted from me other than, yes, I'd be happy to do it.
Yes, I would donate all the proceeds.
Yes, I don't even want it to be like, you know, they say the highest form of charity is kind of anonymous.
I'm not even trying to get anybody to know I'm doing it in order to like clear my name because I'm not ashamed of anything I've done.
It would imply that I'm ashamed.
But you're saying, I'm going to give you my room.
And I'll give you the money.
Do what you need to do. Can you introduce me to somebody who says, you're obviously quite into this issue, and I don't know these people.
And all I got in return was a dude's Rolodex, that's the problem, and she got tons of likes.
That was it.
But you can't get aggravated over that.
And Dan, it's not a feminist issue.
No, no, a feminist fundraiser that he was...
But I think it was more
about victims of
sexual violence.
It was a related fundraiser.
I said this issue. That's what I said.
I didn't hear that and I'm sorry.
Unfortunately, I'm still a little bit in my head right now.
You put me in an odd state.
Liz. Yes.
Free association. What do you want to say about it?
Did you feel that anything imposed?
If you were the decision maker,
if I was dead and you were the boss,
or this was Vegas,
or this was an owner,
what would you have done if Louis came in?
Same thing.
Why?
Because I'm not
a judge or jury and
I feel like
he's a comedian. This is a comedy
club. He has a long history
with this club. As a
comedian, as a friend of the club, he's
a funny person
and yeah, you put him on.
I want to say that, I don't know if this helps me or hurts me, Liz
is actually to the right of me on a lot
of these issues. Would you agree with that?
I'm usually the one trying to give Liz
to soften
her perspective a lot.
I actually
don't think his history with the club
matters. I think that if I
allowed that to enter into it, that that
would be something I could be criticized for. Yeah, but I think that if I allowed that to enter into it, that that would be something
I could be criticized for. Yeah, but I think
you can't, no, you can't
separate that, you know?
I try to.
Well, but in large, I mean, much of the success
of this club, of course, has multiple factors.
One of those factors is
Louis C.K. having put this club
in his TV show. The people
come by, they take pictures, mostly because of Louis' show.
Do you not feel any sense of, well, Louis was very, very good to this club?
Perhaps.
I know the answer.
I mean, I have an answer to that.
It's, you have to be, there's a two-step, not one-step.
It is not loyalty that allowed me to put Louis C.K. on.
It's not.
He doesn't, I don't owe, that's not what loyalty is to me.
Loyalty does not mean standing by somebody
when they're wrong.
That's what some people demand,
that kind of loyalty.
I don't demand that kind of loyalty.
I think it's wrong to ask for that kind of loyalty.
Another type of loyalty is,
yes, Louis did all this for the club,
so I need to make sure
that I don't buckle and treat him unfairly
because it would be the expedient thing to do.
Loyalty demands that I don't buckle and treat him unfairly because it would be the expedient thing to do. Loyalty demands that I do,
that I
look at it objectively and on
principle and examine it from every angle
and if I come
to the conclusion that, you know what, I
can't come up with a good standard and I don't know what the rules
are, then yeah, I would
feel particularly shitty
doing it to somebody who I have a relationship
with. Do you think you have the capacity
to be quite that objective?
Well, that's why I've reached out to ACLU
attorneys. I've reached out to quite a
number of you. You see me here with writers from
intellectual
magazines. I've been
circulated drafts of this.
For months, I've been dreading
this day. You know that, Dan. I've been talking about basically from the day it happened yeah trying
to get every opinion that i can nevertheless i'm still the guy who just you know you know just
would you let bill cosby on no i wouldn't let bill cosby on but but but i and i don't think
louis and bill cosby are equal on any no but any. But let's spin that out because I talked about this two weeks ago.
Kevin Spacey got acquitted now.
You heard it happen today.
They dropped charges against Kevin Spacey.
And that's an interesting bind now for someone who might want to hire Kevin Spacey
because are they supposed to say now,
yeah, I know the law looked into it and said you didn't do anything.
I'm not sure what the law is.
I've heard stories about him forever and ever and ever.
Right.
But let's say this is a labor union.
Would a labor union ever allow somebody to have their job affected or not affected by somebody saying, well, I heard stories?
No.
A labor union would be like, hell no.
Right.
And this is a liberal left-wing labor union.
They'd say no.
Nobody gets fired around here unless there's a procedure.
You can't just bring up a newspaper.
You have to bring in the principles.
You have to discuss it.
And as I said before, the problem, the thing is that in difficult emotional situations,
you need to cling to these principles for dear life.
Because in easy situations, you don't need the principles.
If humans were naturally tolerant of opposing speech, we wouldn't need a First Amendment.
It would be obvious.
If humans were naturally, like, really cared about being fair, you wouldn't need all this due process stuff.
But when emotional and difficult situations, when it's, I mean, this is how lynchings happen.
When people are mad,
this is why we need to cling to our principles.
And when I see this kind of situation,
that's what I know.
I need to stop here,
and I need to examine,
okay, what are,
somebody tell me what the rules are.
Like, what do you think,
I don't mean that the rules are written,
but like, just somebody tell me,
what do you think ought to be what a guy in my position judges it on.
And then I can say, okay, Louis did it, Aziz didn't, whatever it is.
Nobody has been able to offer me any rule of thumb whatsoever.
I mean, I can think of some.
Did it happen in your workplace?
Has it happened recently?
Has he confessed?
Do you think he's still a threat?
These are all, has he been convicted?
Is he charged with a crime?
I mean, these are all possible things.
I mean, he acknowledged it.
He published an apology.
But he denied the lack of consent.
He said, I thought it was okay because I asked.
So are you suggesting that that's something that should be investigated?
No.
Should or should not be.
You can't investigate something that
long ago, but I'm saying that
listen,
if there's some organ,
like if there was a lawsuit and the
statute of limitations is not
told, that would be great.
Sue him. He's rich.
That's how people say he needs to
make amends. Normally,
it's nice if somebody makes amends on their own, but normally that's what lawsuits do. You force people to make amends. Normally, I mean, it's nice if somebody makes amends on their own,
but normally that's what lawsuits do.
You force people to make amends if they've done something that seriously.
I think, we talked about it before, they should make this more illegal.
There's one thing I've learned that we're treating that kind of thing,
like whipping your dick out of a mass grave,
we're treating it as an indecent exposure.
It's quite more serious than that.
It's a violation. In the way that we used
to treat muggings, when somebody would get mugged,
somebody I knew would get mugged,
and they would be traumatized for a year.
They couldn't sleep sometimes. Like Ava
had her head bashed
into the ground, and she
had real PTSD about it.
Yet the guy just went free.
Well, Kelly and Amanda,
what do you think about this?
And the point is that
we treated muggings
way too casually
given the...
Well, they were called
purse snatchers.
Whatever it was.
That's right.
Given the emotional impact
it was having on people
who were mugged.
Yeah.
And clearly we might be
treating this kind of thing
the same way.
Well, I think it's
strata changing the law.
We are. Jaleel says we are. We, on the last episode we did, that we might be treating this kind of thing the same way. So let's try to change the law.
We are. We, on the last episode we did,
looked up the penalty for indecent exposure.
I'm not sure what that constitutes
in terms of the definition of the crime,
but the punishment was $500 maximum fine,
no jail time.
Which seems ridiculous given this level of pain caused. Do you think that what
Louis did was
more traumatizing or less traumatizing
than the garden variety
Subway Masturbator? I don't want to talk about that.
That's not the point of this podcast. The point of this
podcast is to get the opinions of the
women. I was about to say
ask their opinion on this matter
because they haven't spoken. Then ask them.
They haven't spoken in a while, so I wanted to include
them. Ask them.
He knew these people.
He invited them up to
his hotel room, which is fine.
You cannot tell a comic...
That should be off limits.
Comics, that's your home.
Your hotel room. So when a comic says
come to my hotel room, do not
say, yo, why'd the women go up to
the... Because that's where we live.
We're always hanging out in each other's hotel rooms.
You say life on the
road when you're hanging out, you hang out
in one person's room. I think he has a problem
and he did it to people he knew.
So that's a different issue.
But do you think it's more severe or more
traumatizing than being
jerked off to on the subway?
I don't know.
It is.
It's shit.
It's both shit.
They're both shitty and you can't fucking.
No, no, Judy.
It is clearly much more traumatizing to be alone in a room with a guy.
Right.
Than in public in front of ten people.
I mean, to the extent that it's scary.
You're not scared in a subway.
Also, it's a crazy person.
I think it's obvious that
maybe if you're alone on the subway
late at night, that might be the scariest of all.
But I think that
if somebody at that next table
was now masturbating, nobody here would
be traumatized as they would be if they were alone in a
room with him late at night.
Go ahead, Joy. I just don't think you can quantify
trauma like that because it's going to be relative
to each person. Right, exactly.
You don't agree? It wasn't my question. I agree.
Well, I'm answering the question
because it was asked more than once. I feel like
different women go through different things
and different people go through different things, so you
can't say what's going to traumatize somebody
more or less.
I don't think that's a valid question even.
Well, penalties
do in some way
require us to imagine what the average person
would react to a certain thing, but
the outliers of one can
overlap with the outliers of the other.
What else on this
issue, what are the things that you guys
think about?
I feel like with
the whole being in a room with him and
the like it's it is an abuse of power like it is a predicament like you have to like even in his
apology he said that it wasn't i asked for permission but my i put them in a predicament
they had to make a choice whether and then but's a split-second choice. You don't know.
You might not feel safe, and that's, like Jarell said,
that is different for every person.
Every person is going to feel, take that differently.
Some people might be like, okay, this is, like, okay, it happened, it's fine,
and want to ignore it, which is what happened for a very long time.
And now these women are speaking out to make this so women don't have to feel this way
and to teach people that you can't,
like this isn't an appropriate behavior
and this behavior, maybe he needs help for it.
Oh, absolutely.
But it's also...
I think you're missing a whole part
of the picture is that these women
thought
that this would affect their livelihood.
It's not only like they were
violated on this
sexual... I mean,
I think that they feel like,
uh-oh, I'm going to get in even more trouble
if I say something
or if I... I'm going to get in even more trouble if I, you know, if I say something or if I, you know,
I'm going to be like we were talking about before
in the business, blackballed.
Which, you know, that's the nature of this business, you know?
Yeah, and what's interesting here to me is that,
A, somebody can be, as Judy is, and I think Joy,
very, very upset with what Louis did,
yet still think that I'm not a monster about putting him on.
No, I think it was gross, and he's gross,
and that was a gross thing,
but you can't do your art anymore.
Yeah, that's right.
And that's what Sarah Silverman said.
And B, what I think people will find fascinating,
well, I think most people that don't want to,
they'll just say, oh, they're just saying that because he's the boss but to anybody who's I think that's
apparently not the case but to anybody
who's ready to listen with open mind they'll realize
that our bubble
here even if our
bubble is the immoral
one and the wrong one is not
the bubble that someone
else may be living in. So when they
look at what's, like, my reaction here,
which, my reaction seems
perfectly kind of
at least
on the edge of acceptable
in terms of all the
people who work here and around me.
In another context, they look over at us and say,
what is with this monster, you know?
And that is because people don't talk.
That is because people can't discuss things.
But he didn't discuss it.
That's the point.
And don't you think we'd be talking about something completely different if he came in and went on stage and said, look, this is my home.
I did some really fucked up things.
Clearly, I didn't make my point.
No, but I'm just saying, wouldn't we be having a different discussion if he had just gone on stage and acknowledged it and apologized and said, I've been doing this and this and this?
I think he would have been home free.
Right.
But he didn't.
And that tells more of the story.
And I was sure he was going to.
Right.
And that's what tells more of the story.
Home free, I think, is overstating the case.
Oh, no, I think he would have been home free.
Well, maybe.
It would be a different dialogue in the papers.
Kelly and Amanda, when your friends and your family know you work at the comedy...
Can I define home free?
Meaning that he would be able to continue on with his thing,
and most people would be like,
all right, let's see, I did this. I'm getting help, and I'm working.
I'm donating the proceeds of my first year of shows to this charity,
and I appreciate your kindness in hearing me out,
and I'm going to try and earn your trust again.
And, you know, especially, you know, like in the animal kingdom,
one of the ways to get out of a fight is just to put yourself totally like a
prostate in front of the predator, and he leaves you alone.
You have to do that sometimes.
Just like, basically, I'm at your mercy.
And please, if you wouldn't mind, I want to tell some jokes.
And I think that their headlines would have been totally different.
Well, if he had said all that, I think that, yeah, that would have gone 99% of the way.
Which is home for him.
But, as I was saying.
I mean, he could have gone on and said, you know, my wrist is feeling so much better lately.
You know, like he could have done something.
No, that would have been. You know, like they could have done something. No, that wouldn't have been...
You're thinking like a comic, Judy.
I was going to ask Kelly and Amanda,
their friends and family know that they work here.
Have they made any comments to you about it?
Or, you know, what do they say about it?
In the mic, in the mic.
I've spoken to a couple people,
people who back home that they do comedy
and I asked their opinions on the situation
and
they agreed that
he needed to come out
and say something like put his tail between his legs
and apologize again. He needs to apologize
more and more and more
because that's the only way people are going to
know that you are trying to move forward
and make the situation better.
It's a missed opportunity.
It was a really missed opportunity.
Were any of your parents concerned about you working here after they heard that?
No.
No?
Yeah.
No.
One thing I've just been, I've talked to a couple friends about is there's, like, two things.
There's one that he didn't address it, which would have, like you said, made a huge difference.
But two is, even if he did address it,
there's this whole thing of,
did he wait long enough to come back?
And I almost feel like nobody can really answer that fully yet.
And any time I ask somebody, they don't really know the answer.
Like, what is the standard for something like that?
But I feel like it's situational.
Well, it's a new standard.
Right, right, right.
There is no norm.
And when you do stand-up every night of your fucking life, basically,
and then you're like nine months, it seems like.
Forever.
Yeah.
Yeah, for sure.
He did say in his, I hate to call it apology,
saying whatever that was, he did use the word,
I'm going to listen a long time.
Right.
Which I didn't remember that.
Somebody just read that and I said, oh, you made it even worse for yourself by using the word long.
Right.
Because nine months doesn't seem long.
Right.
Maybe a year is the earliest that long could be.
But, you know, this level of anger can't be because he waited nine and a half months instead of,
could be because of an extra two and a half months made all the difference.
They wouldn't have been happy about it.
It's because he didn't say anything.
That's what it is, is that he snuck in and said,
I'm going to tell some jokes.
And it's like jerking off.
That's like jerking off right there.
If he instead of, no, Noam, what you articulated earlier,
saying, thank you for listening.
I'm very sorry.
I'm going to donate for a year of my, all of my money to charity and all of that.
If instead of saying that, he had simply said something far less, maybe made a joke about it and saying, I'm sorry, but not as extreme as what you had said.
How effective do you think that would have been?
I don't know.
Louis is far more eloquent and more of a genius than I am, and he needed to consider this fully.
Well, I would tell you this.
He's funnier than you are, no question about it.
It just shows he's a little bit clueless about, you know, he's Lurie's.
But I do think you're quite eloquent, quite insightful,
and I say that in spite of the fact oh god here we go that you had
that you had excluded me
from what I thought regarded was my
was partially my podcast
apparently it's not
if there was a podcast that had to
vet an incident that
you were in the center of
that could have affected the trajectory of your life
I would have just said okay no problem
then I'll call him when you need me. Listen, there is one other argument
I made, and I think it's interesting. And it might have upset people, but I actually do think
it's interesting that from the point of view of somebody who feels strongly about this cause. Louis coming back as he did actually
gives them the ability
it's a demonstration to the world
of what we're talking about. Because when you want
to make the point, listen, guys don't get it.
Guys don't get it.
So now Louis comes
back and doesn't say anything at all
and you say, listen, this is what we've been
fucking been talking about. He still
doesn't get it. And that is
an insight into human nature.
And I think that increases the
resolution of our picture of human nature.
And I think that is an
unintended
benefit, but I think
there are always unintended benefits when
you allow things to play out and you don't filter them.
I believe that, whether it's speech
or anything like that.
Censorship, which is really what we're talking about here,
censoring him because he's what he did,
I think really needs a heavy justification.
A heavy justification.
I'm not ashamed to say that.
Even if it means tolerating somebody who you really disapprove of,
who really did something bad, whatever it is,
as long as I don't force somebody to be there that doesn't
want to be there,
I think it's okay.
I think it's okay. I don't get mad.
I mean, what really bothers me?
Terrorism. I do not get mad
if somebody gives a platform for a terrorist to speak.
Other people do. I don't.
No, you can't silence people.
That's when everything goes to shit.
Yeah. So,
anything else
on your mind? Speak now or hold your peace.
Joyelle, you have anything else you want to say?
Did any other waitresses come in and
might want to comment? Does Val have anything she wants to say?
I'm just wondering
if he had done something worse.
That seems to be what everybody's
saying. What he did wasn't that bad. So, had he done something worse, because that seems to be what everybody's saying, what he did wasn't that bad.
So had he done something worse 15 years ago, would you still be fine with him going up?
I have.
Because my question is, do you just think since what he did wasn't that bad, you don't care?
No, no.
I've had that situation.
And I don't want to talk about it without exposing it.
As a club owner, I still feel the absolute right to do whatever I want here.
And there is one, there has been one scenario where I heard about something that was worse and longer ago.
And I said, I'm not comfortable with that guy here.
And I just, I didn't make, I didn't tell him anything.
I just stopped booking him.
But that's my own choice.
I don't feel I was obligated.
Did he ever ask you?
No, no, no.
I don't feel obligated.
He might have figured it out.
Right.
I don't feel obligated to do it.
I don't judge the club down the street if they use him.
I think that we have a criminal justice system and a civil system
and we have employers who are responsible for the workplace safety. And actions taken beyond that
are going to end up getting things wrong. If you look at the criminal justice system and all the
examples of people with all that thorough testimony
investigation are still convicted as guilty
when they were innocent. Just imagine
what it's going to be if employers
are now expected
to be passing judgment on
anybody that somebody puts in front of
the nose and say, you know, this guy did this and this guy did this
and I read this and this and this.
And now we're creating a president and, you know,
you're the guy who's supposed to deal with this. This is your job. Get a hold of yourselves, everybody. That's not the world
we want to move towards. That is not a good outcome. That's not, in my opinion. And I'm
open to, I have another meeting tomorrow with another attorney. I'm open to hearing it. But
the more and more I find what I'm saying going up against people who disagree with me.
And the more and more I hear them coming back and mentioning my race, my privilege, my blah, blah, blah, blah,
and pretending that I didn't even make the arguments that I made,
the more and more I feel that I may be onto something here
and that this just may be a very unpleasant example of where principle is hard to swallow
because I have
children. I don't want their bosses being
able to fire them because somebody
says, hey, I heard he did this.
And as I said,
no union would allow it, so it's not a right
wing point of view I'm expressing.
So you don't think what he did was that bad?
I didn't say anything like that.
No, I'm asking.
Yeah, I think it was bad.
Okay, that's what I,
because I feel like the thing that people are upset about,
and this is my assumption from listening to people
reading the articles,
is if you guys let him get on stage,
it means you do not think what he did was that bad.
No, it doesn't mean that at all.
But that's what it says
if you let him get on the stage and work in your club.
Well, that's what I said when I said to Ted Alexandros,
I said, Ted, if you confess something to me 15 years ago,
that you did 15 years ago,
would you tell me to get, would I tell you to get the hell out?
He said, I did it, I shouldn't have done it,
and I don't do it anymore, and I'm ashamed of myself.
I said, nope, you did it. I think you better go collect. And I don't do it anymore. And I'm ashamed of myself. I said, nope, you did it.
I think you better go collect welfare because I'm not going to hire you.
And by the way, nobody should hire you.
But on the other hand, a dude walks in here and is an ex-con.
And people say, oh, my God, you're so progressive that you give a guy with a checkered past a second start on life.
This guy right here, this picture here, this guy was a violent criminal.
Which one?
John Capolino.
Oh, right.
He was a violent criminal that we gave a second chance to.
Am I ashamed of that today?
That was bad.
A violent criminal.
But by the logic of what I'm hearing, I should be ashamed of myself.
I should have never given him a job.
That's what I'm faced with.
Well, the good news is
that business is still booming.
He died, by the way.
And the audience,
if it's any indication
of what comedy club goers think,
they're coming, still in large numbers.
I don't know.
Jesus Christ.
What?
First of all, we don't know that.
Second of all, whatever.
I don't want to say anything taunting.
All right.
I'm just saying. You know, it's also the messenger.
Well, I'm just saying you've been criticized and called this, that, and the other thing and threatened,
but you have to realize that that's a relative small number of people.
Most people do not think that way about you or this club.
That was the point that I was making.
It's a significant number of people.
It's a significant number of people who go from various places in the spectrum,
including never coming here again.
But I think that
because he's
here and now he's gone,
if he was performing here every night,
if he really came back and started coming here every night,
I think that might actually... Do you think he knows
what's going on here?
Do you think he's aware of the fact that his appearance here has caused all of this ruckus?
I think that he is aware now.
I don't think he was aware for a few days.
Okay.
Well, I think he also seems to be unaware because he came in and didn't acknowledge it.
So he seems to be unaware.
And I think as he becomes more aware, we'll know more. But, Noam, you didn't acknowledge it. So, like, he seems to be unaware, and I think as he becomes more aware,
we'll know more.
But, Noam, you didn't finish your thought.
You said if he started to come here every night,
and you didn't finish your thought.
Then I think we would have an issue with business.
I worry we would have an issue with business.
I don't believe that to be the case.
But it's not the point.
I mean, it's true that if business goes bad,
I might have to bend,
but I'm trying to keep this analysis
on the philosophical
plane
and that's
as best I can. I would just say I think that the cat's
out of the bag and that anybody,
that most people coming here expect
that at this point that he might drop in
or at least think it's a possibility.
Yeah.
I don't think we're going to be seeing him anytime soon.
That's why I say that I don't think him being here more regularly
would affect business because I don't know that.
Well, let me tell you something.
If he goes up there again and does more jokes mentioning rape
and doesn't say anything again, I don't think audiences,
I think audiences will not want to see him.
Oh, absolutely.
They might give him another chance.
I can't even, you cannot overstate the, you know, you never get a second chance at a first opinion or a first impression.
It can't be overstated what a mistake he made, I don't think.
And Mike Birbiglia just sat down beside me.
I just wonder if he might have any thoughts.
Mike Birbiglia.
No, no, no.
I really enjoy all of you.
I have not heard anything that's transpired.
You all seem like great folks.
Make sure to see Mike Birbiglia's
new one-person show
at the Cherry Lane Theater.
And the name of that show, Michael?
It's closed.
The name of the show is It's Closed.
I also think
you know
the when it comes it's just an interesting phenomenon because you're white men and you see the world differently or you walk through the world differently than we do.
And women, you can say that we're emotional, which we are, but we've also been treated a lot differently and we have to deal with a lot of shit
so I think that
that's where a lot of the emotion comes from
from this
what can
and spit it out to all people in my position
because I've talked about this many times
that I think it's very very hard
to devise any system
which overcomes the fact that women or anybody in this situation just would sometimes just rather keep it to themselves.
They don't want to be that person.
We don't want to be that person.
So I said this in the last podcast.
Like my wife said to me, she says, we have a daughter, she says we're going to have to sit down with our daughter and have the same talk with her
that black families have to have with their
sons about how to handle the police
that's what my daughter said to me
and I thought that was a very, very smart thing
my wife said. Not even the police
just driving at night
no, she meant in other words
when you're in that one-on-one situation
so, yeah
so, I mean,
I don't want to air out
Dirty Love,
but you know about
the other incident
where I did try to investigate
and I got, you know,
really, really,
people got really upset
with me for investigating.
But you know about that.
So, it's like
you don't know
what the answer is.
And what the Me Too movement,
if I could be so bold,
needs to accomplish,
they need to break through this reluctance that women have to come forward.
Because even in a safe space like this, where nobody thinks they're going to get in trouble for coming forward,
people say, you know, it's embarrassing to me.
I don't want to say it.
I'm the same way.
When something really upsets me, I don't want to talk about it with anybody.
Okay, anything else? Do I want the salmon? When something really upsets me I don't want to talk about it with anybody Okay anything else
Do I want the salmon
Salmon's very popular
I don't do popular
Ladies and gentlemen
I can't thank you enough
And I'm happy you speak your mind
Joyelle I want to say on the air
What I told you off the air
So people know I told you
Go on stage and say anything you want about Louis
Bash me any way you want
as long as it's funny. Didn't I say that?
Yes.
I enjoyed the
Dan Natterman meltdown.
Yes, I enjoyed it.
A little bit of everything on this podcast.
Tragedy and farce.
Well, I'm glad that there might have been
an upside to it. It certainly was not
faked or forced.
It was quite real.
No, no, no, no.
It was definitely genuine.
Yet he can't imagine someone else reacting to something
in a way that he wouldn't.
Okay, we have to end.
We're at one hour.
Thank you very, very much, everybody.
Thank you.
Good night, everybody.
Ay-yi-yi.
You're not working, are you?
No.