The Comedy Cellar: Live from the Table - Krystyna Hutchinson, Jamie Lee, and Chris DiStefano

Episode Date: June 18, 2018

Krystyna is a New York City-based comedian and one-half of the popular podcast, "Guys We F****d."  Jamie Lee is a Los Angeles-based standup comedian and star of the HBO series, "Crashing."  Chris DiStefano is a New York City-based comedian and co-star of the web series "Bay Ridge Boys."

look at him all right good evening everybody welcome to the comedy seller show here on sirius xm channel 99 uh we usually do this at the comedy seller but uh tonight we're upstairs because uh they're shooting crashing at the comedy seller crashing starring mr dan natter and my co-host well i was in uh i i was in the episode the tape today congrats but i yeah starring might be a strong word. And we have Chris DiStefano back from Comedy Cellar Vegas. Back from Comedy Cellar Vegas. I have never even been offered a role in Crashing.

Me neither. There it is. You could probably get one. No, you could get one. But I think I personally, I think I'm the, I don't know Pete Holmes personally. I heard he's a very nice man. But I think he looks think I'm the kind, I don't know Pete Holmes personally. I heard he's a very nice man. But I think he looks at me as the kind of guy who was a bully to him.

But I am the kind of guy who is just like him if he would just get to know me. If he could get past your physique. And this is Christina Hutchinson. Hey. Yapping already. From the guys we've found. I'm kidding.

You're yapping. But he's like seven feet tall. How could you bully him? I know, but he's super beta. He's very – yeah, but he's tall. Super beta? Yeah. This is why he doesn't book you.

What do you mean? Is that a negative thing to say? Beta. Isn't beta – Does beta just mean pussy? No, no. I didn't mean that. No, isn't his character on Crashing, he says he's beta.

Yeah, his persona – I'm not meaning to be disrespectful to him. No, no, no. No, no. Beta, yeah. I would say he's beta. Yeah, I think that's self-proclaimed. I'm sure. That may be the reason he's not booking you, but I would also say – He doesn't know me, no. It's beta. Yeah, no. I would say he's beta. Yeah, I think that's self-proclaimed, you know?

I'm sure. That may be the reason he's not booking you, but I would also say he doesn't know me, though. He doesn't know you and there's only so many parts. There's a lot of parts, though. There are,

but there's also 80 billion comedians. There's a little less than that. And he's also booking, you know, people that work at the comedy cell. Like Kim the Waitress had a role. I think Jason the Doorman had a role.

Well, my friends make fun of me because Mo Amir, the great Mo Amir, who's fantastic, was sleeping on my couch for two months and my boy's like, the guy that sleeps on your couch can get a role on Crashing. And you can't. That's a bummer. So you've never even auditioned? I've never auditioned for Crashing, never auditioned for SNL.

So other than... I got one on you. If I wasn't passed at the comedy cellar, I auditioned for SNL. So other than, if I didn't do, if I wasn't passed at the Comedy Cellar, I would feel like no matter what credits I have, I'm not a real New York comic. You're just not a real one. The Comedy Cellar's

the only thing that's keeping me like at least I'm still a New York guy. Oh, and I did Letterman. If I didn't have one of those two things, I would feel like I am not in the game.

This is a good subject because this brings up an interesting point. It's every comedian, it doesn't think about what they do have and is busy bitching about what they don't have yes i mean chris de stefano uh he had a he had a pilot no to stefano yes no it's de stefano no to stefano we have mike de stefano yes potato potato

yeah so so he had a pilot on was it cbs whatever it was didn't get to the air but still a pilot it's pretty big deal a network pilot but we, but we really thought that one was going to go. That had all the elements of what should have been a hit TV show. I heard it was really good. It was. It was a good one. I don't get that. The frustrating part about the pilot, in hindsight, is that everything they picked over mine,

they canceled after one season. Oh, what the fuck? Two of them, three of them didn't even make it out of halfway. Did that feel kind of good? Of course it did. No, it felt good, but it also made me feel worse because I'm like,

you thought my show was, like, you look at the bullshit you put on and still even think my show was even as good as for that. Zero logic networks have when doing that. Well, yeah, I think there's a lot of horse trading

that goes on. There's a lot of business decisions behind, you know, I think Les Moonves owned the production company, so it's like he didn't own the production company that produced mine. So I'm not saying that was the reason,

but I'm sure it didn't help that I was with a production company that Les Moonves had no financial gain in. Yeah, you're probably right. I'm sure it didn't help. Well, okay. So you went to the Comedy Cellar Vegas. Yes.

Now, we need to push comedy. Everybody needs to go to Comedy Cellar Vegas. Yes. How is it going, Comedy Cellar Vegas. Yes. Now, we need to push comedy. Everybody needs to go to Comedy Cellar Vegas. Yes. How is it going, Comedy Cellar Vegas? So the Comedy Cellar Las Vegas at the Rio, here's what I'll say. First of all, if you're in Las Vegas and you want, and especially if you're from the East Coast, a lot of East Coast transplants, and you want to feel like you're back home, then come to the Comedy Cellar Las Vegas because it's got that New York East Coast vibe to it.

The ceilings are low, which is great for comedy, so the laughter stays in the room. The staff is great. All the comics go up there, and nobody's fucking around. Everyone's doing their A stuff, and we're trying to give the crowd a good show. It's like if you want just to see like four or five good comics, like a showcase style

comedy club, then I would say Comedy Cellar Vegas is it. Because the thing is, the people who live in Las Vegas and the people who are at the buffets and just going to visit Las Vegas, sometimes they don't want to sit through like a whole two and a half hour

Cirque du Soleil performance. So if you want to get in and out and just have through like a whole two and a half hour Cirque de Soleil performance. So if you want to get in and out and just have good entertainment value, hour and a half quick show, then Comedy Cellar Vegas is for you. Cirque de Soleil, two and a half hours? I heard it's two and a half. That's crazy. And the food is great. I have to be honest. The food is fucking fantastic.

Is it a similar menu? No. I'm not sure what's on the menu, but it's a wood-burning stove. Yes, the wood-burning pizzas, the fish tacos, the desserts. They have banana pudding. They have cakes. The food was fantastic. Oh, my God.

The food was almost so good, it was almost distracting. That's how good the food was. So how was the hang? Did you guys destroy any hotel rooms? We didn't destroy the hotel. Panty raids? Well, I was with one guy. Panty raids? Well, I was with one guy. Panty raids?

Yeah, I don't know. I was with Matthew Broussard. He's a big pun guy, so all he does is sit in his room and make puns on his laptop. I was with... I wish I had a good one right now. Yeah.

Yeah, me too. I was trying to think of one. I was with Sean Donnelly. What did you do to deserve that punishment? Yay! I was with Sean Donnelly um who's great but it's just you know we were in vegas so he's just an irish kid from queen so it was just like talking to a fucking talking bottle of heineken um and then and then i was with uh the great ian edwards

who was fantastic uh we didn't really see ian too much um he was out doing his thing but he's uh what is what does this thing mean on the scene cut to the scene. Well, every day. Get some puss? Every day I'd be like, how was your day today? I'd be like, what'd you do? And he'd be like, I had some things to do.

He just kept saying I had some things to do. I hear the soundtrack from Superfly in the background. I had some things to do and then we didn't question him anymore. Dave Attell and Jeff Ross

dropped in. Twice. Twice. And they were fantastic. Attell and Ross were great. And then the hang, you know, every day go down to the pool at the Rio. Go walk around the hotels. Is the pool nice?

The pool's nice. Did you do the zipline? I was going to do the zipline, but I pussed out. I went up there and looked at it. I couldn't do it. Is that where you zipline over the road, the street? No, that's where. I've done that.

No, Fremont Street Experience is where you zipline over. That's fun and feels a little safer. It's not as high. Oh, this is high. The zipline Rio is 60 stories in the air. So it's too fucking much. And the wind was crazy. I was like, how is this thing open?

But it was a good time. I did it with my five-year-old, six-year-old daughter. You went on the Rio zipline? With my six-year-old daughter, yeah. Was she scared? Is it petrifying? No.

You don't feel unsafe in that thing at all? I tell you, and I'm not a fearless type, but I was not scared on that zip line, and my daughter wasn't really scared. Steve Fabricant, outside Steve, he almost pissed his pants. Let me ask you this. Outside Steve, not high up Steve.

Do you feel like you're going to fall out of it? No. Is it just a shitty seat belt? No, no. You feel secure in that seat. You're strapped in there. You're strapped in. It's less thrilling than a

average roller coaster so there's no it's just the height and also having a child with me who wouldn't be scared would probably calm me down too no i've done it i've done it more than once was your child scared you said no she was not scared she was not scared at all seeing a kid not afraid like if you're in a line for a roller coaster that makes me all right i'm a pussy yeah see i i got up there i couldn't do it it. I also like, to be honest with you, I was in it with Sean and I was like, we're way too much

for this fucking thing. I was like, we're going to rip this thing in half. I weigh 230. Sean's probably 260. You were being held by the same zip line? Yeah.

Oh, that's terrible. We both went up there and we're like, that's a little shaky for us. It can hold like a thousand people. I didn't realize Sean was an alcoholic. I'd never even seen him drinking before. I don't know.

He's an Irish kid from Queens. You put an Irish kid from Queens in Vegas, shit's going to go down. You said he's like talking to a bottle I don't know. He's an Irish kid from Queens. You put an Irish kid from Queens in Vegas, shit's going to go down. You said he's like talking to a bottle of Heineken. He's ripped up. Let me put it this way. Sean showed up for morning TV stations

in fucking cargo shorts and a jacket. That's where he's at. I was like, where the hell were you? I was out there at Starbucks. I was like, you want Starbucks? He was like, I'm at the bar. I was like, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

Next week is Nerdy Natterman Week. Well. Natterman, who else is in your? Oh, Jared Freed. Jared Freed will be there. Jared Freed. It's a very Jew-y week. No, there's Kathleen. It's a Jew-y week.

Well, only two. Oh, if you want to count. Mark Cohen. Mark Cohen, yeah. Mark Cohen. And Kathleen Dunbar. Is that her name, Kathleen? Yeah.

She's a local. She's very funny. Yeah, she's supposed to be very, very good. And forgot the, Oh, Des Bishop. Oh, the Irishman in there. He doesn't drink, right? He doesn't drink. There's a deep, sinister energy to Des that you're going to see come out.

I saw him in Ireland. Okay. I think he's great. Yeah, I love Des. I think he's really funny. So anyway, we have Christina Hutchinson. Can we just briefly also... Something we haven't done in a while, no, because we were talking about this before

the show, is give out the email for comments so that you can tell us what you think of the podcast. And more to the point, how we can make it better. Because obviously we can't read your minds. And Stephen Collaborate doesn't even know. I think it's podcast. We had one when we were a podcast. Podcast at ComedySeller.com. Podcast at ComedySeller.com.

Can you also just email the seller? Yeah, but if they, yeah, you can, or you can just, yeah, I mean, if you can't come up with an email address, you can go to anywhere

on the ComedySeller.com site and contact us, whatever. It all goes to me, but podcast at ComedySeller.com, you know, is the best address because it's organized.

So, yeah, we do want to hear from people. We haven't heard from people in a long time. We assume you're out there because I do bump into people. It's our fault. We in a long time. We assume you're out there because I do bump into people. It's our fault. We stopped giving the address. We don't remember the address.

I do bump into people regularly that say that they enjoy the show. People came all the way to Comedy Cellar Vegas to the Rio. They booked trips to the Rio just because they heard us on the radio. They did? Yeah, yeah. Are you sure? I'm absolutely sure. They introduced themselves to me.

Oh, great. All right. So Dan Natterman will be at the Rio next week. Next time. The 20th. Wednesday, the 20th. The 20th. Thursday, great. So Dan Natterman will be at the Rio next week. Next time. The 20th. Wednesday, the 20th. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. So the 20th or whatever that is. Get the fish tacos.

Get the wings. The wings are fantastic. For those of you who have not turned off your patience. Turn this off. Your patience. Don't crap on the cast. It's about to be rewarded. But first of all, you're giving out bad energy and that's not good. Christina Hutchinson is here. She is one half of here she is one half of the guys we please edit out the part where no i'm on the podcast she's one half she's keeping him she's one half of the guys we podcast and insulted de stefano well i sold this to fauna because you implied that what he was saying was

it was uninteresting you said for those who are still awake or not no all right should we talk about this? Is it because when we're talking about like the Comedy Cellar Vegas, I feel like it's such a shameless plug that I feel that it's somebody's like, you know, it could be like, but we have to do it. You have to do it.

You gotta pay the rent. You gotta pay the rent. And it's one of the few places you could see like decent, gritty, good comedy in Vegas. We're not shamelessly plugging. We're talking about something that we've been talking about for months that is part of the Comedy Cellar story and that people that listen to us on a regular basis want to know what's going on.

How's the Comedy Cellar Vegas room doing? Is Noam still suicidal? You want to know how I was doing? Today's our busiest ticket day ever. Really? Oh, congrats. I'm watching it. We sold a lot of tickets today more than we more than we ever had before we're up 130 percent from last Wednesday

okay that's it all right now we can get to Christina Hudson you know I Google and Google a Google Analytics now and I and I managed to since you think this is interesting I managed to figure out how to do cross-domain tracking. Oh, nice. How the fuck you do that? I never said

cross-domain tracking. So, I can actually see a customer that goes on our website, clicks another page, then I see him jump to Ticketmaster. What pages he's doing

on Ticketmaster? Yeah, what's he looking at? So, I can see exactly. And have you gleaned anything that could be of benefit to the bottom line? People like a cheaper price. I can tell you.

And this has been something where I've been fighting with. Milton Friedman, everybody. I've been fighting for a long time with Ticketmaster, and we finally got some break in the prices. Okay. So, Christina Hutchinson is one half of the Guys We Fucked podcast, which is a podcast dedicated to talking about. Sex positive. Sex positive podcast.

Talking about the men and their their experiences guys we fucked guys they fucked and this this has taken off yeah they have a they had a best-selling book out they sell out large venues this was on it he got like 40 DM I couldn't believe how many DMS and messages and followers I got from being a guest on her but you are not one of the guys they fucked or are you? I am not. No, I am not. But still, but it was... A lot of people deny it.

So, but when I met her, she had a boyfriend. And her boyfriend was, can I talk frankly? I mean, I liked him. You can say whatever the fuck you want. I thought he was gay. There was a slightly beta... He is a feminine. There was a slight homes. S has a feminine. There was a slight homes.

Slightly theta. No, there was, there was, is it? You're the second person who told me that. Only second? He was, he wasn't gay, but I get it. No, no. He really, like, he was very, like, nice and easygoing, you know, and it just didn't seem like you know your type you seem like you know that ended up being very true so so at the time we're talking about prostitution so i

offered well we just set up the the background of this is that that the herb podcast if you don't listen to it is is part of the sex positivity movement that is uh the anti-slut shaming if you will yeah in other words women should be allowed to fuck, should be allowed to enjoy fucking, and should be allowed to own their sexuality and should not be ashamed of it. Yeah. And you further postulated, and Noam disagreed with it vehemently, and I disagree with it as well, is that you feel that the female sex drive and the male sex drive are roughly equivalent, that if it weren't for society telling women they had to be nice girls, women would do what men do.

They would go out and they would fuck. Well, one of the reasons why I was so excited when Noam offered to pay for a sex worker for me if I had ever broken up with Steven is because I... Oh, there you go. By the way, Steven? Yeah. It goes by the full name? Yeah, I call him Steven. That's gay.

No, but I did that to him. I branded him as that. Okay, but he called himself Steve. Steve. Because if it's Steven, if he said, hi, I'm Steven, that's gay.

Do you think it's gay to pee sitting down for a guy? Yes. Yeah. I've known guys like that. He peed standing up all the time. But Steven is a problem. But is that a fair assessment

of your beliefs? Yes, it is. And why I got so excited when Noam had said, oh, well, if you ever break up with them, I'll pay for you. A male sex worker is because I do have a sex drive.

That's pretty. That's people would assume is like more doodly, I guess. And the idea of fucking a male prostitute sounds like the best night ever. Right. Because, like, I don't have to worry. I don't have to be insecure. I don't have to be weird. I don't have to worry about like, oh, where's this going?

I could just fuck. Aaron Berg was a male sex worker. What? Back in Canada. Yeah. I don't have to be weird. I don't have to worry about like, where's this going? I could just fuck. Aaron Berg was a male sex worker. What? Back in Canada, yeah. Well, he's married now. Well, we should have had him on. He's a male sex worker, yeah. Oh, man.

I didn't know that. And he's open about that. I'm not saying that. Listen, he hasn't been passed at the cellar, so maybe I can save some money. I'll give him some spots. No. No.

Because I have money, but I don't think I would spend it on a male sex worker. I don't think I would. I could afford it, but I don't. I think he it on a male sex worker. I don't think I would. I could afford it, but I don't. I think he has passed yet. You could what? I could afford it, but I wouldn't do it unless you bought it for me.

So I'm going to buy her a prostitute. Now, the first question is, for you lawyers out there, I know my lawyer listens to this show, is this a legitimate business expense? Well, yes. Because it'll cost me half if I can write it off. That's a good call. 60%. It's a plot point to an episode, so yeah.

First of all, it's technically not legal in the state of New York. We're going to hire an escort. This is legal? An escort is legal. We want to... Sex is another issue. You know what I mean of course they do

so if no one wants to hire him illegally or from their website you're only going on a date with him yeah a date in my room but it's still just a date do we know how much this is going to cost me I have no idea

do we know how many hours you want? Do you want to- I want two because I want an hour to get to know them and then an hour to fuck them. Ah, so already you're giving away the fact that the male sex drive is different than the female sex drive. Yeah, because I would need 15 minutes. It would be my answer. An hour to get to know them sounds like hell.

That's what's different. Oh, God. I might not need an hour. No, no. Don't backtrack now. No matter what the price is or the hours, are you prepared to commit to whatever? Yes. Yes.

Wow. Well, I went to the comedy cellar and I went to the olive tree and I was like, wait a second, no one offered me to buy a sex worker if I ever dumped Steven. And that's like the first thing I said to you. I was so excited. I'm very amped. Well, we offered to buy you a sex worker whether or not you dumped Steven. You insisted that you got to dump Steven first.

But I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. So you want to go out. So how do you want to go to him? You want to go to Starbucks with him? Hell no. I want't want to tell you a sex worker whether or not you dumped Steven. You insisted that you got to dump Steven first. But I didn't want to cheat on my boyfriend. So you want to go out. So how do you want to go to him? You want to go to Starbucks with him? Hell no. I want to go to a bar. I want to go to a sexy bar wearing a slinky black dress, and I want to take him back to my apartment.

Okay. So you want to meet him in a bar? Yeah. And then do you think, okay, and you want to get to know him. Now, what if you get to know him? Well, if I'm getting to know him and I'm not really- What if it's Jeff? I'm going to pick- What if those guys looks like Jeff Leach.

I don't know. Not into that. Jeff is the one who looks like Ricky Valese. Oh, there's Jeff Leach. There's Jeff Leach, yeah. Hell no. Hell no. That man looks terrifying.

He looks like a magician. This guy has nice breasts. That guy has tits and I'm not interested in that. Those tits are a little bit too big, right? There's Ricky Valese. That's Ricky. He's a little thin. Too thin. By the way, just to let you know,

we're looking at a computer. Nick Hawk? Nah. Meet Nick Hawk. He looks kind of like Adam Levine-ish. A little bit. He looks like he's going to DJ your pussy. Yes, absolutely.

Is there a link on this site that's just New York? It should show you. Colin. Oh. Colin. Oh, Colin. I don't want to. First one. Okay, let's go through them one at a time. His name was Colin.

We don't want to go. I mean, can she? Let's read a little bit of their profiles. Oh, Colin. Here's Colin. Which one do you like? Okay. Colin is the Adonis from the Big Apple, an extremely charming and energetic cowboy.

This ambitious hunk always sets his sights high in all areas of his life, possibly hailing from a family of doctors. I'm sure they're very proud of him. Founded several companies ranging from pharmaceuticals to tech. In addition to owning and managing several real estate properties, Colin's charismatic

personality. My goodness, you should marry this guy, not just fuck him. 6'4", 225. That's a fucking man. 6'4". He's on the list. personality my goodness you should marry this guy not just fucking six four two twenty five that's a fucking man four all right he's on the list that was you was right on the list i don't like that shirtless photo he looks well what kind of guy's rates what's his rates one hour 350 two hours oh that's not bad at all that's like too cheap almost is that okay i thought you want the week the week is 17 five no what the fuck am i gonna do with him for a week no i'm not interested in that well what kind of guy would you normally would you prefer for this kind of an endeavor i don't know i don't i don't know i've been with one person for seven years i don't know

i'm trying to i would love a non-white guy i have a question let's go to the colored guys come on how how important is their actual people the guys of of color. The guys of color. Their bio is going to be all fucking bullshit. Oh, here we go. Sharon. Oh, yeah. That guy's hot. Assuming. She is all about.

Can I say. You know, I never know what I can. It's just a joke. It's just a joke when I say color guys. Yeah. You better make a public apology right now. Yeah, yeah. You should tweet.

Live on the podcast. I think because I'm the only white person who lives in my home. Yeah. That I'm allowed to say these things. I feel like I can get away with stuff too. I'm like, my whole family's Puerto Rican. Yeah, that's true. That's true.

Okay, he's hot. You know, that's how my daughter said to me. I said this on podcast. My daughter came home and said, Daddy, she's in first grade. Daddy, you're white. Do you treat people badly? Wow.

I'm like, what? She goes, why would you say that? You know your dad doesn't treat people badly. She goes, well, they told us in school that white people, they've treated people badly. I'm like, well, you know your daddy. She goes, well, I thought maybe you used to. Wow. I'm like, well, you know, your daddy, she goes, maybe you used to. Wow.

Oh, what a sweet angel. Yeah. It's ridiculous. Okay. All about dad. Now that is not the most handsome African-American man I've ever seen. I agree, but he's hot. Yeah.

But for that, I mean, I, I, I agree, but I can get Greer Barnes. I mean, Greer's Greer's Greer's better looking than this guy. Greer's negotiable. Greer can be chewed down. Is that better now? Yeah. Let's go to Darren. A tough city boy was born and raised in Queens, New York. However, this professional model

also lived in Virginia. Okay. Graphic design at Briarcliff College. That's a good school in Long Island. Is it? It's a Nassau County school. Yep. Briarcliff College. That's a good school in Long Island. Is it? It's a Nassau County school. Yep, Briarcliff. How good can Briarcliff College be?

Yeah, I've never heard of that. It's the Harvard of Nassau County. In this New York, how he enjoys getting out of the city for a hike or a bicycle ride. He's the epitome of Southern gentleman. How did he become a Southern gentleman? Yeah, he only lived in-

He was going to school in Long Island. Oh, South Carolina. Also lived in Virginia. I lived in Virginia. Darren, is he mixed with a strong, athletic, and rugged New York man who never can, who never continue to read. Go ahead, press more. Never, where, point where, where am I?

Who never whys, okay, there's already a grammatical error. Next. Oh, never shies away from meeting new people. That's not his fault. Okay, so let's see what Darren's rates are. Are they the same rates? Let's see. Now, I would think that it might be more expensive

to get the black guy. Maybe. I think that's less. And he's older. Same price. Well, in porn, black dudes in porn make less, and women's rates go down. Like, white chicks' rates go down if they fuck black dudes.

It's fucking super racist. And he's pushing 40, Darren, so I think he would have a lesser rate. What's your ideal age, Chris? I think I would say 32 to 50. Now, how do we get to see the private guys? We have to join something? Oh.

Let's join. What do I have to do? Let's press private. What does it say? Logan. Oh, wait. Who's that? Access to the access.

Please enter the password. Press request password. Oh, wait, who's that access to you guys? Please enter the password request press request password Okay, I got I got a guy Christina Natter Daniel that where you going I'm sorry. Well, we can't go through it. Can you send someone else up? Who do you want me to send? Anybody? Whoever might be interested in picking a whore. Colin. I'll see him. Colin, go ahead. We can't go through every profile, no.

No. But I want to see the private ones. Yeah, I want to see the private ones, too. Can we put your name? I want them more. Yeah, put my info. Put my info. Go ahead, Christina. K-R-Y.

I'll tell you. It's about K-R-Y-S-T-Y-N-A. How about a woman? H-U-T-C-H-I-N-S-O-N. We should get a woman on to see what she thinks about this. Now, you want to use your email address? Yeah. Okay.

It's first. Well. Don't say it out loud. Just tell them your email address. Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. Close to fuck you. But they do. Well, you know.

No. Legally. No. Legally, you can't pay him to fuck you. But if you were to fall in know, legally, legally, you can't pay him to fuck you. But if you were to fall in love, I don't think there's any law between... Oh, there's no... I'm not planning on love being involved in this equation at all.

You know what I'm saying? If you pay somebody a taxi driver to drive you home... And then we both want to fuck each other. And then he wants to fuck you, he's not breaking the law. So I pay $12.50 to fuck someone. As long as you pay him for the ride home. Exactly. You have to pay this guy for... It's called a loophole. As long as you pay him for the ride home. Exactly. You have to pay this guy for- It's called a loophole. Yeah, you got to pay him for taking you to a bar or whatever it is.

Okay, so go ahead. Just say, we need a password, quick. Yeah, password, stat. I'm horny. Well, no, don't say that. Okay. But Kristen Hutchinson. Submit.

Christina, yes. Christina Hutchinson. Okay, you're horny. Your boyfriend is no longer in the picture. Would you be averse to simply picking up? Now, no one's making you this generous offer. You should take him up on it. But what about just picking up a guy at a bar?

Well, with that, you run into somebody. I think these guys would be really good at sex because they're pros. Check your email. See if they send you a password right away. Otherwise, we'll move on. Okay. I'm refreshing. I'm refreshing.

Hurry the fuck up. code right password right away otherwise we'll just we'll move on okay i'm refreshing refreshing also we there's a dude his name was cole on the website he looked very hot oh oh no okay so no password yet no okay so whatever so let's go so are there any of the guys on this website we want to look so who are we who are we so far with this guy? What's his name? The black guy. He's okay. What was his name? Wait, go to Cole in New York. Okay, let's see Cole. Press New York. He looked...

Oh, that picture's not on. God damn it. He looks angry. He looks like someone squished his face. Yeah, these guys are not. Okay, wait, go back. There's another website. Yeah, let's go to the other website.

This is exciting. Well, there's more guys. Christina, have you ever had two men at the same time? Yes, I have. Two male models. Two male models and just you. Yes. Not another woman to share them with.

Correct. Well, how did that come about? I was on a reality TV show called Hot and Handy. And it was where male models come over and make over your apartment. I was just out of college and I was... Someone's calling me.

I don't know if it's them. Yeah, yeah, pick it up. Hello? Hi, this is Bridget calling from Cowboys for Angels. Hi, Bridget, how are you? Good. I see that you need a password.

Yes, please. Who do you need a password. Yes, please. Who do you need a password for? For me. Oh, so each guy has a specific password? It depends. Some of them have the same. Some of them are different. Is there a password that lets me view everyone?

No. Okay. Who do you need? Well, New York and. New York. Okay, perfect, thank you so much. No problem, is there anybody specifically that you're interested in or you just wanna take a look?

I wanted to take a look at the private profiles. That's it okay perfect thank you Bridget thank you bye bye bye oh that worked out awesome oh that worked out great

but you know we should we should beep out the yeah the password the password because I don't want to give away their password yeah they'll get mad

but um well that guy's gonna it's not a very clever password anyway no it's not at all it's a little bit a little bit easier than John Podesta's password.

Logan, is it? Oh, look. What is this nipple thing? Okay, I don't need to see. Yeah, that I didn't need to see. But I mean. But he's pretty handsome. He's really handsome.

That's the most handsome guy we've seen so far. Yeah, but do we really get Logan or do you get a bait and switch? Because that's pretty common in the escort industry. You better get Logan. I'll be real pissed. Well, you got to make sure, make it clear that you want logan if logan doesn't show up okay yeah now i don't want to make you feel bad but i think the bait and switch is more prevalent in the um 75 and down yeah yeah if you're paying this much money i don't think for a thousand dollars they're gonna do a bait and

switch yeah well this isn't is this a thousand this guy or it's six six fifty no it's 350 for the hour 350 an hour yeah that's not bad okay i like him now okay okay so let's write it so logan now what happens yeah i'll write it down on my phone now now are you gonna tell us what what what sexual like okay what sexual act sex do you want from him you just want intercourse i want sex because you once told me that the actual intercourse was the least interesting part of the sex. Well, it depends on who you're fucking. But you don't know until you get in.

Maybe he's great at eating a girl out. I'd be interested to see. But I think, yeah, hopefully somebody who's not afraid to slap a girl around. Have you ever been in bed with an alpha-looking cut model? Yeah, there's two male models. Yeah, there's two male models. Yeah, there's two male models that I three-way with, yes. Yeah, I didn't hear that. And is it better with a guy who looks like that?

Not really, no. I just, it's fun. It's like a treat yourself kind of thing. But I don't think they're necessarily, I feel like good-looking people might be worse in bed, but I've only done that once with those two male models. If you were at a bar looking for a one-night stand, what kind of guy are you that you don't do?

I don't like one-night stands because you don't know what you're going to run into. I've never had a one-night stand. But this is like, well, this guy is, you would have to assume he's good in bed because this is what he does for a living. Let's see if there's any other black guys there. Sean.

Oh, you got to put a password for each one. Okay. Oh. Oh, no. oh you gotta put a password oh oh no Sean good body but like the body doesn't really mean much he must have a dick the size of a salami yeah that's terrifying oh my god

I'm gonna get you three hours with him Danny doesn't look bad Danny looks kinda hot yeah I like that 41 oh see okay I'm going to get you three hours with him. Okay, Danny doesn't look bad. Danny looks kind of hot. Danny looks a little older, right? Yeah, I like that. Like his 40s. 41. Oh, see, okay.

I like him. You like him? Okay. Yeah. Danny is a native New Yorker. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Danny is a native New Yorker.

Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Has the perfect combination of street smarts, tough guy, and passionate gentleman to make him a premier male escort in the Big Apple. Bursting with creativity, this professional actor,

model, and writer is inspired by his muses. Through long conversations, spending time in intimate locations, engaging in personal amazing experiences, Sensitive Hunk offers

a multifaceted personality including qualities of athleticism, sense of humor, and an easygoing attitude which allows him to be comfortable in any situation.

He needs to swim out. Okay, now let me tell you what this tells me about female sexuality. What can you glean about female sexuality from this? I will put it out there. I have the answer already,

but see if anybody else picks up on it. Zach? That they give a fuck about the guy's resume? A description for males would be how big her tits are, how big her ass is,

how she gets out. It would be so- Women get aroused in a different way. There's a different pathway. They didn't even mention whether he has a big dick, a small dick, nothing.

I mean, I hope he didn't have a small dick. I'm just saying, they don't, it is so not the description. But I'm one of, first of all, it is not the mirror image.

I'm skeptical. So you wouldn't want to know if the sex worker you would hire would have you Know passions outside of can you find can you find a high-end female escort? I'm skeptical that there's a lot of business With heterosexual females, I would imagine it's, it's, it's gay dudes that go to these guys. No way. No,

because we interviewed the owner of one of these websites and he said, there's a lot of women and they're mostly older when they're like horny, 35 year old and up 35 to like 60 who like got divorced. Not an old woman. Wealthy. No, no, no.

But I'm saying here's a demographic. Our models. Go ahead. Click. Oh, they're models. Ah, okay. But I'm saying they're the older demographic. Our models. Go ahead. Click. Oh, they're models. Ah. Oh, damn.

Now, let's pick one. God, he's way hotter than the dudes. What the fuck? Let's pick Annabelle. But again, these might not be them. Let's pick Annabelle. You may or may not get Annabelle. And I don't think you would get Annabelle.

I think you would. Elizabeth. God damn. Okay. Annabelle. Let's see. Oh. But they know a man Annabelle. Let's see. Oh. But they know a man would do that.

You got to create a character. Okay. So let's go back to the male escort side. We'll do this another time. Okay. Maybe if this works out, let's get one of the female escorts for Dan. Danny's in the lead.

Would you do that, Dan? Sure. Oh my God. Yeah. And we can compare experiences. Oh my God. It'd be great. Okay.

So let's go back to hers. so are we are we taking danny uh okay danny's at the top of my list but i want to see the other ones that are private because they're all they're they seem to be hotter jordan oh whoa drew who's this is the same silhouette well no i don't think we need to go through all of these i think just want to see their picture. she's got a pic. Well, there's hundreds of them. Okay,

she's not hundreds. She's a frat boy. Well, there's a lot of them. Okay, I just want to see the pictures. I don't need the profile at all. Here's a black eye.

Jordan. Press the password. Ugh, no. Ew. What is with these dudes? God damn. You know you're not getting a baby. Ugh, no. Ew. What is with these dudes? God damn. You know you're not getting a baby.

Oh, Mark. What about Mark? God damn. That's not Mark. Well, might as well enter the password while we're here, you know? Okay. Just to save. Oh, hell no.

That's terrifying. That's the Marlboro man. He's going to murder me. Okay, let's see. Okay, uh-oh. I think. Drew and then that black and white photo. Oh, I hate that face he's making.

That's so douchey. Mark is okay. Mark's okay. Okay, it's between Mark and Danny. Mark looks a little bit like John Legend. Mark has a bigger dick than Danny, I'm pretty sure. Hey, Jamie Lee is here, everybody. Hey.

Hi. Crashing is Jamie Lee. Thank you for coming. So, hi, Jamie. Do you know Christina? Yes. Hi. Hello, Christina. Hello, great to see coming. So, hi, Jamie. Do you know Christina? Yes. Hi, Christina. Hello, great to see you.

So, Christina broke up with her boyfriend. Yes, I kind of got the scoop. Can we introduce Jamie properly? Go ahead, go ahead. Jamie Lee, everybody, from HBO's Crashing. Yay. Yay. Which I was just in the episode that taped today.

Oh, wonderful. That's right. So, I'm a little fatigued because it's hard work. Yes, it's a lot. It's a lot of work. Yeah. But in any case, so to keep you... Oh, yeah. That's right. So I'm a little fatigued because it's hard work. Yes, it's a lot. It's a lot of work. But in any case, so to keep you... Well, tell Jamie what we're doing. This is what it looks like for...

We're comparing if a man wants to hire a female escort versus if a woman wants to hire a male escort. The bios are very different. Christina, who, as you know, hosts a sex-positive anti-slut- uh podcast yes uh on the last show that she was did with us she said well you know she is so sex positive that she would have uh she would enjoy having a a meaningless encounter with a male that's not sex positivity as much as i'm horny just okay but but but you are sex positive yeah what is it which is just means you i don't judge people for whatever they want to do. But one of the disputes was that

male sexuality and female sexuality are different. And this is actually making the case for me. I was like, if you were to hire me a male sex worker, I would fuck the shit out of him. And so, and then you offered. And then the second I dumped Steve and I came to the cellar. But the descriptions of the men are so like anodyne.

Why are you using a word that nobody uses? Bullshit. In my circles, they use it. Well, we all don't have smart friends. I've been in your circles and they don't use it that way. So we looked at a high-end female call girl site. How do we know this is high-end? Because this is looking very clip art to me.

Well, they're all kind of clip art. This is the least clip art of the male. The rotating photos at the bottom are not. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They're super cheap. That's like, of course, that's what I want to hear. The black and white. Carlo.

Carlo. Carlo. I think there's a real. Because they would get. Oh, my God. He's beautiful. Yeah, I think I want. Carlo wins.

Carlo wins. I mean, I don't even need to. Wow. He even has modeling shots. Like, it's not just. Well, some of them are models. They are. I mean, he even has modeling shots. Like it's not just, well, some of them are models. They are.

Yeah. Okay. Carlo wins. He was born in the beautiful, but small. I don't give a fuck where Carlo was born. He was born in the beautiful, but small island of Puerto Rico.

Such an unnecessary detail. Beautiful, but small. That was like a, that was like a slight. Yeah. Passive aggressive. Oldest of three boys in the household. So it was very small family in Puerto Rico being born in San Juan. detail. Beautiful but small. That was like a slight. He comes from a very passive-aggressive... He's the oldest of three boys in the household, so he has a very small

family in Puerto Rico. Being born in San Juan, his first language is Spanish, but he was fortunate enough to attend English-speaking private high school. His mother always... They want to hear it all. He's hired. That is such a goofy bio. You know why he was... You know why he was fortunate

enough to attend an English-speaking high school? Because he's not from Puerto Rico. It's all bullshit. And then when he shows up with an American talking like this, how yous doing? No, I'll let you know. Then you have an explanation as to why he talks like that, because he's not really from Puerto Rico, small island, or otherwise. I mean, you know how people brag on their dating profiles?

Kind of like the same thing. I want to know what you pay for. Are we ready for Carlo? Yeah. Yeah, you request his presence. I want to talk to to jamie lee though what she thinks of all this you know christina hutchinson oh um she's so hot fuck me damn you know that christina's whole thing is what day christina oh jesus i gotta whip out my calendar i'm on the road you don't have to we could do this wait no no no no let's do it now right No, we're doing it right now. Okay, how about.

Oh, my God. He's like very dreamy. Okay, Wednesday the 20th, right after my therapy appointment. That's great. Okay. Now, Jamie. Two hours. Jamie Lee.

Now, you're a married woman. You have to put the time. Yes. But were you a single woman? Yeah. And were you an unattached woman? And you have been, as you've been at some point in your life. Would you be in in

for this sort of an experience potentially potentially yeah i think especially coming off of a breakup i just really understand it so so much yeah and yeah potentially i i am a little neurotic i worry that carlo is not really carlo mean, I will let him know that not only is this photo Photoshop, but like his personality is also Photoshopped here. And like, I just hope that you meet up with them and he's like, not as suave and cool and sexy. I know for a fact that they don't write their bios.

Yeah. Like a marketing person does it. Cause they're like, I know what women want. I'm like, no you don't. Like that's, I know.

It's like, we don't even need a bio. I don't even need a track to like, you went to private school. Yeah, I don't give a shit. Honestly, that does less, that's more of a drying thing. Yeah, that's a drying.

Yeah. Jamie Lee, America wants to know, and fans of HBO's Crashing One know, is do you agree with Christina Hutchinson that the female sex drive is equivalent to the male sex drive. Yes. And so when you were in your single days, you would have one night stands or you would be open to one night stands?

I had them not that often, but I did have them. Yeah. Well, I'm saying that, but I've never even had a one night stand. Oh, so. But I do think like women get horny. Yeah, they do. And also like a one night stand sometimes is like the best possible solution solution because, like, it's very selfish in a good way. Like, you're truly just taking care of your needs.

This will technically be my only one-night stand. Well, that's very. And that's fun. I mean, he's a. Carlo probably knows what he's doing. I think he'll deliver. Yeah. I do.

Definitely will go down. That's the thing is he definitely will deliver. And that's why I would rather do. He's being paid to deliver. Exactly. That's exactly thing is he definitely will deliver. And that's why I would rather do. He's being paid to deliver. Exactly. That's exactly what I said. Because I've had one night stands where I invested like at a bar or something, invested all this time talking and choosing.

And then the pants go down. And then he sucks. He comes in two seconds. In bed. And I'm like, what was that? At least Carlo knows how to get it done. Probably. When you were, when you had your one night stands,

were you setting out that evening? Like, you know, tonight's the night I'm going to have a one night stand or it just kind of came it just kind of i think it's more like process of elimination i think it's like okay i don't think that like this person is going to be my boyfriend because he can't hold a conversation but can he hold me in his arms while fucking me yeah and after it was done were you well, I don't ever want to see him again or I can keep him around as maybe a fuck buddy. I think it is tricky. I think that I,

it's cliche, but I definitely do get attached. So I think that like, it always seems like a great idea in theory. And then the next morning, even if I like truly despise their personality on every level, there is a piece of me that's like, wait,

don't leave. I mean, they were inside you. So like, that's a close bond. We'd say that again. They were inside of piece of me that's like oh wait don't leave i mean they were inside you so like that's a close bond would say that again they were inside of you so it's like that's the closest to you i'm being ghosted right now by a young lady who who i thought i did a very nice job with on on a recent uh on a recent right yes yeah i thought i did a nice job okay and i thought i was expecting 90 minutes show i was expecting what was it 90 minutes but i was expecting repeat business and i've been ghosted but anyway so apparently she didn't get that

attached uh in this case but uh or i didn't do as good a job as i had thought um but in any case to further explore this notion of female sexuality that's sad that's sad that's sad dan why is it sad it happens maybe she just looked at me and said this guy is just a dumb beautiful idiot This is bad self-esteem. Well, yeah, because you know me you don't know what's going on there I don't know It's okay for my self-esteem because she was a gorgeous young girl that I'd normally And I'm probably not right about this in the slightest But if anyone goes to you just assume that they're like still getting over their ex. Yeah, it's probably them not you

Yeah, I just I feel like anytime I've ever just blown someone off it's not it truly is not them it's me so you're saying i might really have done a nice job yeah you might have oh yeah real i've had great sex and i've not called the person back from you have you ever ghosted somebody no but i haven't had the chance to ghosting is a newer thing i've been taken for seven years, so. Have you ever ghosted somebody? Oh, you were together for seven years? That's why I'm so excited to fuck Carlo. Well, you're a married woman. How long has that been going on?

We've been together almost eight years. But you've been married for somewhat less than that. We've been married for two years. Now, if he proposed to you, you know, an open relationship where you could every now and again do what you wanted, maybe with Carlos or somebody else, and he could do what he wanted with somebody and it was just sexual not would that be something that you would be okay with uh well it's complicated because i think the ego gets in the way of maybe logic and i think logically that sounds really awesome like in in certain ways.

But then I'm also like, uh, but I don't want to do that. And I don't want him to do that. Like, I don't know. I don't have a defined answer for that. Cause I'm kind of like,

what was the question? I was thinking, would you be open for an open relationship? Polyamory. That's different than open. I think it's, yeah. Polly is having multiple partners,

but open is like, you can go fuck somebody you can go fuck carlo you can fuck jordan i heard about i heard a sam harris podcast about this and where they you just go on a date like friday night you each go on dates with other people yeah well yeah yeah yeah but polyamory is more like emotionally non-monogamous and like an open relationship you could just fuck but the thing is jealousy is jealousy is a deep primal instinct so you're saying no you always trips up on would you do it if if uh if you if juanita said hey you know what like but once a year is a treat you go fuck who you want i'll go fuck who i want

i actually think that's not bad i actually think that the mature way to handle this is that the woman should go privately and do what she needs to do and never take it to her grave. And the man should do the same thing. If you guys couldn't handle that but also you understood the need, then yes. I think that honesty in so many things is completely overrated. One of the reasons I fear couples therapy, won't go to couples therapy, is because you have to lie. No relationship can really survive honesty. I fear couples therapy. Won't go to couples therapy. Because no relationship. You have to lie. You want skeletons?

No relationship can really survive honesty. Like if you really said what was bothering you. I believe Jamie Lee's. You're going to spin it in therapy. But they encourage you to be honest. It's all a sham. I think with the whole open relationship thing, I think it's one thing if you started out in an open relationship. Yeah.

And it was like kind of approached from the beginning. But I think when you suddenly make that jump or switch, I think that sometimes you're not equipped to handle it. Yeah. Or either both of you or one of you or... Well, I also think there's this notion of, oh, if I get jealous, that means we shouldn't do it but that's not the case.

Like if you get jealous, that's okay. I think you could work through it. When I had three ways with my boyfriend... Also, jealousy can be kind of hot. It's hot and it's also natural. When we had... My boyfriend and I used to have three ways all the time. I would get jealous and I would talk could work through it. When I had three ways with my boyfriend. Also, jealousy can be kind of hot. It's hot and it's also natural. When we had, my boyfriend and I used to have three ways all the time. I would get jealous

and I would talk to him about it and then kind of talk it out and then it was fine and then we kept doing it. Did you have three ways just another woman or any? Yeah, just another woman. Never, never, never. Yeah.

And are you bisexual? No. Nice. But I also have a cuckolding fetish, so that's another layer. Yeah, listen, jealousy. I've never heard of that. Jealousy is jealousy can be gotten over

if the jealousy was the main element. In other words, you were jealous of that guy. But if you know that your wife actually was banging Carlo, that's going to stay with you a long time. I don't know if I could just shake that one off. Yeah, but then, you know, if you had the opportunity to bang pamela say would you i mean a hot chick yeah you know what i i know this

is really going to be upsetting to you i actually i actually think that women are maybe because they're superior they actually can handle it a little bit better than men i think men are more fragile ego-wise i agree the idea of another man with his dick inside your woman is unacceptable but maybe women are somehow programmed to just understand male men are idiots it doesn't bother me see that's so funny because when i think of a dick it is i don't i don't take it like i think sex is is significant and can be really serious but dicks in general like a dick going in me is like not serious to me right that seems like i mean yeah but consensually obviously i just mean like yeah no it's like a party yeah i'm getting turned on okay i don't know but then i think men see this as like, it's entering.

It's taking you over. It's in right now. Like, it's fine. They cherish all the seconds. I think like, maybe that comes from how we build up

like the woman being deflowered. But also too, the way men come during sex, men, their success rate is much higher than women's. Women don't come every time. Men,

for the most part, do. So you have a different. With Carlo, every time. Men, for the most part, do. With Carlo, they do. Well, with Carlo, they fucking better. But that also creates a different relationship with sex for guys, I would think. Can you reach orgasm? Many women have told me

that they cannot reach orgasm with just a random piece of meat. They need to have some sort of connection with it. We shall see. I've never done this before. You've never had a random piece of them? No, I've never had one I stand. But this shows you that your premise

is not entirely correct because had you been a male at your age, now you're not old, but you're old enough to have had dirty, nasty sex without emotion and you haven't. Well, because I've been in a relationship from 22 to 30.

How long have you been broken up? Two months. Okay. A guy breaks up at 8 p.m., 9 p.m. He's on Craigslist trying to get getting abroad. Right. Yeah. I mean, I did fuck someone like that day. So whatever.

Yeah. Oh, you did. Or the next day. Was it an old boyfriend? No. Somebody I've been wanting to have sex with for a while. That's exciting. And it was so fun. So how come you didn't do it again? We haven't. Does he know you're going with Carlo? Yeah, and he thinks it's hot, actually.

Is it the guy I met? No. Is he a comic? I'm not going to. Is he a comic? Is he a comic? Oh, yeah. He's a comedian.

He's old. He's in the industry. Is it Colin Quinn? Yes. All right. God. But he thinks it's hot. It's not Colin Quinn, everybody.

It's not at all. It's not at all. It's not at all, Colin. So what we're going to do is we're going to get Carlo. Yes. You're going to go there. You are going to record, not the sex. Oh, yeah, because I don't want it. That's rude.

Yeah, but you are, this is part of the deal. I mean, I'll do that for me. You will record the small talk. Yeah. Wow. Yes. The pre-banging. The prestige. The pre-banging. The prestige. The pre-banging.

The prestige. Oh, very good. Okay. And then we will play excerpts of that on the radio. Okay. That's amazing. I believe it's legal in New York. That's a very good idea.

Well, you know, you'll tell him. You'll say, we're recording. Or maybe he'll- No, no, no. I think there's a big possibility he's not going to want to- Oh, that sucks, though. Can we bleep out the name of the company or something? I just don't want to...

Yeah, we'll bleep out the name of the company. Because I don't want to out him. You know what I mean? Okay, bleep out the name of the company. I'm sure that's not his real name, though. No. Can you legally do this? Can you record somebody and put them on the air?

Isn't it investigative journalism? That's what we're doing, journalism. Yeah. I would check on that just to make sure and then if it's kosher, we'll do it. You could probably even tell him. He might not care. You can't go to a noisy bar

and worst case, we can just get a transcript because there's a transcript service, I know. You just email to them, and we can get some actors. Do a theatrical reading of our conversation. I'll be Carla. I want to play Christina in bring me back for that.

I really want to play Christina in the reenactment. Oh, that's great. That'd be great. Kurt and I do this thing called sexting theater in our old tour show where we would do a theatrical Can we get Gilbert Godfrey? Yes, Gilbert Godfrey plays Carlo. Yes, and Jamie Lee. This is genius. Yeah, that's really good.

This is a role of a lifetime. Now we're talking good radio. Now can we talk about Crashing before we have to go? Yeah, sure we can. Crashing is getting better and better and better. It's such a good show. I love the depiction of stand-up comedy in that show. It does it right.

That makes me so happy to hear. And people just randomly are telling me how into this show they are, how they really got hooked on this show. So I think you guys are going to be on for a while. You think there's going to be a season four? I believe so. And five. All the comics all watch it. And we don't watch shit that sucks.

But best of all, from Noam's perspective, is the publicity Noam is getting. I just did a scene today where we explicitly mentioned the comedy cellar. I mean, it took place in the comedy cellar, and I mentioned the comedy cellar. Well, that's great. And so the publicity must be very good for you guys. They should do an episode of the Comedy Cellar Vegas.

In fact, I read on Yelp, and I don't know if this is somebody you know personally and you told them to do it, but somebody for the Comedy Cellar Vegas on the Yelp, they said, I've been obsessed with this club ever since I started watching Crashing, and I was in Vegas,

and I had to come to see the show. Wow, that's so cool. I don't know if that's a friend of yours that you said, hey, could you write this Yelp review? No, I did not. And yes, all the publicity, especially the TV stuff, of course it helps. Of course I'm very happy about that. Has it helped, Jamie Lee, personally, your career?

What's going on? Have you been getting other offers? Everything's great. Yeah, I mean, it's been really helpful for stand-up. I had to cancel dates, though, because we're filming season three now. So I'm like, oh, I have the, oh, wait, no. Are you filling up the room with

your crashing fans when you do your stand-up? You know, I don't know. I mean, when I'm doing spots in the city, like I just did the Village Underground, and I was like, oh, this was really fun. I do feel like people know me from the show maybe more than... But have you done the road

like you do like these clips? No, I haven't. I had all these dates lined up. I'm doing Caroline's. Yeah, that's coming up. But other than that, I... You can beep that out.

I know. I was just thinking. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I was like, oh no. Am I alone? It's a joke. It's a joke.

But yeah, other than that, I had a bunch of road dates and I had to cancel all of them because they were all over the summer. What happened at the end of last season with your character and Pete, you broke up? We did. Yeah.

So I won't give away what's going on in season three, but you'll have to. Okay. So I do have a question. Maybe you, I don't know how much you can say about it. Who is the, would you say is the guy behind the wheel of that car that is crashing oh i didn't even came out like like who drives that show is it judd is it pete is it both of them it's definitely both of them um i mean you know it's sort of loosely based on pete's life or at least the first season i feel like was maybe a little more well the story that he really was like a virgin till he was married or something and he was Christian and yeah and his

wife really did cheat on him that that's all true yeah so I feel like that was kind of the seed and then like the show sort of took took shape and turned into a tv show from that sort of origin of truth um so yeah I, what was the question? Oh, who drives it? Is Pete directing it? Pete doesn't direct it. No, Pete, he's an EP and an actor and a writer on it, obviously. But Judd might be directing an episode potentially, and he has directed episodes before.

But we have a couple of different directors. We have Gillian Robespierre, who's amazing. She did Obvious Child and Landslide. landslide and my favorite movies she's just a well she was the one directing us today on the set yeah she's so so great we also had um jude wang last year another great director yeah so we have a bunch of directors but judd is like you know everything goes through judd he's like a filtration system, I feel like, where he signs off on everything. He's involved. And then when we're in L.A., he's in the writer's room a little bit.

I can tell you what I noticed, and I don't think it's coincidence. All the little details. I noticed they custom made some sort of painting to go on the olive tree during your set. Did you notice that against the bar? I didn't know that. And they made it look just like the other paintings in the olive tree during your set did you notice that against the bar i didn't know that and they made it look just just like like other paintings in the olive tree the same style the same color they put up this brick thing in the comedy cellar like all yeah and then also on tv like the way they shoot the comedy seller the way they do everything you can tell that and this has to be judd that he has chosen really the best people he

know he's able to recognize what the quality of the best people are what qualities are and they want to work for him and every everybody who does everything is kind of like a labor of love you can see it in their work and i think that really comes through yeah absolutely it's a great show i would agree with that. Yeah. Louis was the same way. You know, Louis, when he was doing his show. I was going to say, did they make replicas?

Because I did an episode of Curb like years and years ago, and they had him replace every Subway ad with a replica Subway ad for a fake company. And I wasn't, like, is there a copyright for that? We have had that. I think when Chris Rock did his movie, we had to take down a bunch of the comedian headshots. But when Louis was doing the show, Louis even did the background music in his show.

And he would go into the recording studio with the musicians. And the music would just go right by you. That was how deep into the details he was. That's why that show is so cohesive. And that's why I think Crashing is. We also have the same casting director, I just realized, as which is interesting Gail right yeah oh she's great she's great yeah she is like she was so nice I my first ever chemistry test was for was for crashing with Pete and uh she was so nice so good I was so nervous because I'd never met people before

no she has a real like I feel like there's so many auditions. I'm sure you feel this way. You go in. They don't give a shit. They're so cold. And you just feel like another person. You're hurt. They're just, like, kind of trying to get through their list of people that they see.

But, like, Gayle actually, she'll work with you. And she makes you feel like your funniest self, which is so rare. She wants you to do well. She wants you to do well. And you're like, oh, my God, thanks, Gayle. Which is how every casting person should be. They should all want you to, like, which is so rare. She wants you to do well. She wants you to do well. Oh my God, thanks, Gail. Which is how every casting person should be. They should all want you to be the best you. You will do better.

Well, and it makes their jobs easier because they found the person. A lot of people are on power trips. I notice sometimes when people audition comedians, they won't laugh at the comedians. On purpose? They enjoy making them squirm. That is so cool.

But then you don't really get to see them at their best even lauren michaels laughs during auditions if he thinks it's that funny well also some maybe people have seen so much comedy they just less inclined to laugh who i don't know who who hired you did judd hire you or pete hired you well that's an interesting story because i i was brought on initially as a writer writer in season one but they weren't really hiring staff writers it wasn't like a normal staff writing contract which is usually like however many weeks it was week to week so it was basically like if we like you we'll keep you on another week but like they were rotating people in and out and it was just very like I don't I

don't know what this is I don't really know what my role is here and then i ended up just staying on and then i guess i became a more like permanent position on the show and then when the part came up i auditioned for it and um with judd in the room when you auditioned judd was not in the room um yeah it was uh it was with gail and Pete and Oren Brimmer is one of our producers, and then Judah Miller, our showrunner. Well, you're perfect for the part. Oh, thanks.

I mean, yeah, truly shocked when I got it, which is crazy because I worked on the show, but I think that made me think, oh, well, your chances are less because you're so close to it. Also, they think of you as a writer, maybe. Yeah, and I mean, I've had that before where I've been a writer on a show

and I feel like it's cool because having a writing job is great, but you definitely feel like, oh, I have no chance of ever being on camera in this situation. Like, they're just not thinking of me that way. So it was pretty crazy. Well, I'm happy you came and joined us.

We have to go because there's another show. We do? There's another show. We've only done 45 minutes. No, we're at 59 minutes. Are we? We started with time. Wait, when are you meeting Carla?

Tuesday. Oh, yeah. That's what we said. I did get a call. But I'll check it. The timer says. What time do we start? Start at around 7.40.

It's 8.48. Oh, okay. Can you please bring me back? Because I need to know the outcome. Yeah, we're going to bring you back. You might want to do the dramatic rating. I truly cannot wait. Me either.

This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me. Uh, same. Through you. Imagine, imagine if this is what ends the comedy seller. Like, this is our opening Anthony.

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Alright, well anyway, stay tuned. Same bad time, same bad channel. See what happens to Christina Hutchinson and Carlo.