The Commercial Break - 1-900-Tongue-Twangler

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

1-900 numbers were the Tinder of the 1980's. Bryan and Krissy review a 1-900 infomercial where sexy singles are waiting for YOUR call! It's clear no one is waiting for your call... The acting is stellar, the singles are hot and the charges are accruing! Bryan is sleepless in Disney Krissy gets taken for a ride at the tire shop TCB fan Tracy was a 900 phone sex operator Bryan and Krissy are ready to make moves into the Adult cam world Bryan may, or may not have visited e-cam websites OnlyFans is raking in the money and one boxer has found her stride! 1-900-Dial-A-Date has REAL singles waiting for your call....don't hold your breath. It will cost more. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or hate mail by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo New Episodes on Monday, Wednesday and now Fridays everywhere you listen to podcasts! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO  | (1-661-237-8296) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

It's well known on the internet that I am a sweet baby raise fan. On this episode of the commercial break. I thought I was adventurous before, but now I'm just going into a whole new era. I'm in my, I'm in the podcast. I just don't give a shit. Yeah, I think it's a podcast. Yeah, I'll never have another regular job against so I might as well figure out. I did some ways to make my retirement money.

I mean, how long could this last? They can't be going on for much longer, right? Hi, I'm Paulian. I'm new to the Middle-Evers. Hi! Hi! We've just seen you standing there, as people are walking over the bridge on the other side.

You could be Carl! You could do a Carl Avatar. Hey, what's up, Carl? I'm new to the Middle-Evers, what's up, girl? I'm due to the middle of our switch you're doing. What? What's that? Get away? Sorry. The contact. That's right, Taylor. And they can show the tape to their single friends.

Remember, the Dateline Network is available to us. Hey friends, gather around. I taped that episode. Totally, it's Brian. Gonna come over right back to the Dateline Network. This episode is incredible. Ha ha ha! That guy's tongue's really moving around his mouth. He's gonna come check it out. The next episode of the commercial break starts now.

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I got a interesting email while we were gone. I got a lot of communication while we were gone. I love it. It kind of kept me busy at night when there was nothing to do on the cruise ship because I couldn't run around with the cameras again. I felt like I felt like Disney security had their eye on me the whole time.

They had tagged me. I'm doing it for the children. I'm taking pictures for the children Well, also we were on the exact same boat as we were last time We took a million. Yeah, I took all the pictures there. I mean, I took a thousand photographs last time You have the same like sleeping arrangement. We talked about that the last time. Yeah, it's same sleeping arrangement Brian gets kicked out of the bed exactly. Yeah, that's how it works when you have a family. I feel like my wife is like, you sleep over there now! No, I do it because it's a queen-size bed and with two children.

Yes. We can't let him sleep on the bunk beds, that's dangerous on a boat. So, the... The... Percer, whatever they call them, you know, the state room guy. The son? The steward. The steward, okay. The guy who would manage five rooms,

and anytime that I would leave the room, anytime we would leave the room, that guy would be right in behind us, cleaning that room, cleaning it, managing our wires, like our, you know, the chargers. Are you like that? Do you like that when, like, you go to a hotel? Oh yeah.

You do. I always, I don't want it. I say, I want all of it. I don't. I've been the don't disturb on there. I mean't want it. I say I want all of it. I don't I want it all don't disturb I mean sometimes if I'm there for a week It's that one thing but when you're in a cruise ship. You got to remember It's like the size of the size of this studio. It's not very big, right? You're right

I'm used to seeing it the four seasons sweet. Oh, well good for you and Jeff still waiting for Jeff to invite me to one of those four seasons Sweet hotel room concert things. Yeah Jeff, I'm waiting. Yeah, Jeff, yeah, me out. We're at the hands of them. You're at the hands of them. No, of course you're not. No, we can't mid range. Yeah, mid range. Oh, for excuse me, mid range. We go mid range. 4.5, 4.6. We're not going all the way up to five. We're not wasteful. Yeah, I do like it. I like it when it goes. We don't have that podcast money yet. Yeah, no, not yet.

But man, it's coming. It is. It's coming. We're gonna get $13. Three years from now, we are gonna be. Three years from now, we're gonna be able to pay our car. Yes, exactly. Every month with the money we make.

Oh my God, by tires. We bought some un... We had an unexpected situation happen with the tire. Yeah, I was like, yeah, it's so we. We had an unexpected situation happen with the tire this past weekend and it... There was a nail in Lila's driving this car and she comes home when it's a... Rats, you know, she's 17 and there's a... There's a... Dislating. Dislating. Like, yeah, Jeff goes 17 and there's a Dislating. And so, like, yeah, Jeff goes, oh, there's like, yeah, there's a screw right there. I can run up to Midtown Tire. Go, let's go see, okay, well, anyways.

It's their expensive. $300. Yeah, of course. For one time. For one time. And they're trying to do like the warranty and all of that. I was already planning on taking it for an oil change the next day. That was Saturday.

So I get up there and the guy is super nice and talks me into everything. We've got another tire, got the oil change and the guaranteed three year warrant. Well, you know what, Chrissy? You know there's unexpected bills. They didn't see a fool coming with you. Well, it made sense.

Well, I mean, listen. If you get another tie, if you get another tie, if you get another screw in there or another nail, we'll cover it. Well, I mean, you know, and we live in downtown Atlanta where there's construction every way. Well, here's the thing that you should know about tires.

99% of all tire shops will fix a nail in your tire for 100% free. Did you know that? You should know this. Next time you go in there, you should know this. They will actually patch that tire for free unless it's too big. That's what we thought until they said it was three tires.

That's what they thought until they took all my money. That means that we got three tires. Well, it's adulting. Yeah, adulting. It all sucks. Yeah. So on the cruise ship, and at night, it's a little boring, and then I saw go checking the website and the phone line and the whole nine yards, and man, did we

get a lot of communication that was going on. So, a lady who I won't, I asked her if I could use her name, I won't use her name, but let's call her Tracy. Tracy wrote in, and she wanted to let us know that when she was in college back sometime in the late 90s, early 2000s, I actually think it's early 2000, like 2001 through 2004. She took a job as a phone sex operator is what she did. And she said that eventually she made a lot of money doing this because they would get bonuses for keeping the guys on the phone for longer. So they tried her in multiple different places. They try to earn like the sex kitten,

they try to earn the, you know, whatever. Domination. Yeah, dominatrix. Well, that's what happened is they put her in the dungeon. Okay. What they call the dungeon. They put her in the dungeon room and all she would have to do is just kind of,

you know, tell guys they suck. Yeah. You know, your penis is small. Yeah, your mean. Yeah. Be mean. And when she got to the be mean part, she was making a shit ton of money

because she was keeping guys on the phone for, she did it from 1 a.m. to 4 a.m. Have all kinds of kiddos. All kind of picadillos. I mean, not for me. I don't need anybody telling me my penis is small. I already got that information. Every time I take a shower,

I don't need you reinforcing that. But I thought it was so interesting that, first of all, that 1,900 numbers were still making money in 2001 to 2004. I thought it was mainly a nineties thing but there are still one nine hundred numbers around today as there are and they're doing their thing but the other thing that I thought was interesting is that you this young lady actually took a job as a sex phone operator as a college student making extra money and now she's like the CEO of a major

company I mean yeah I was I had done that I will do it now I will do it now. I will do it now. I will do it now. I investigated the feet the feet site. I will do whatever for pay. Yes. Why can't I have an only fans? And I don't care if it's a bunch of old gay men that want to want. I don't give a shit what your pickadillo is. Exactly. I will do it. As long as I don't have to interact. Like I don't want to let's whack off together. Right. Yeah. That's not what I want over the video. But if you want to put me on one of those streaming sites and I can just get it done for wiggle my diggle around for a couple hours a night and then make 15 hundred.

Yeah, while you're editing the show, prop the camera up under the desk and just go naked. And just every once in a while just wiggle my hips. Yeah. It just bounce around. Yeah. Why not? It's so hot. Editing porn. I thought I was adventurous before, but now I'm just going into a whole new era. I mean, I'm in the age of podcasts.

I just don't give a shit. Yeah, I think it's a podcast. I'm in the podcast. Yeah, I'll never have another regular job against. Oh, I might as well figure out. I did a good way to make my retirement, buddy. I mean, how long could this last? They can't be going on for much longer, right?

They make that coin. You gotta make that jingle while you got it. But the other thing that I was thinking, that I read, it just blows my mind. There's a boxer, a former wrestler who turned into a UFC fighter. Okay, yeah. And I forgot her name, something Reese something.

She won her first UFC fight. Not Reese Witherspoon. No, not Reese Witherspoon. Oh, though, I think Reese Witherspoon's breasts are out there too, but I'm about to tell a breast story, ready? Okay, okay. So she wins her first fight and she wins it real quick. It's like a right hand hook knockout,

and she wins it in a minute or something like that. She runs up on the top of the ropes of the cage and she flashes the audience, and you read about this. I did, I did. She went from 41 only fans to like 6,700 only fans. And she's now estimating that she's gonna make 350 to $450 thousand dollars this year.

People pay money. People pay money for boobs. They pay money for bonuses. And I got them. Yeah, I know. Why aren't we doing this? Why aren't we, we can't even get someone to pay three dollars for an extra 75 episodes of the commercial break. We were going to do an episode every episode.

We're going to do an extra episode every episode. So this has a going to double our workload. We couldn't get someone to pay a dollar 99. Now, but boobs weren't involved if we involved boobs. That's true. So here's the question that I want you to respond out there in the TCB universe. If Chrissy and I did the show nude, if we just did the same show, but we did it nude, and then every once in a while we jiggled right in front of the camera, would you pay $7.99 right in front of the camera, would you pay $7.99 per month? I think that's a fair. That's too low. Well, I'm hoping that more than one person decides to do it. I'm trying to make it accessible. We also got to remember. We got faces

for radio. I got a face for radio. You're beautiful. Let me rephrase the question this way. If Christie did the show, topless, would you pay $11 and I said so much? This is insane. I saw the list of people making money on only fans. Oh, it's only fans, it's Chatterbait, it's the fetish, it's the streaming services. Everything, you can just make money

just catering to people's what they want. There is a whole website called Streamcams or something like this, Cam Live, CamX, something like that. You go on and the homepage is filled with 100 little thumbnails but they're video thumbnails. So it's live of guys having sex with guys, girls having sex with girls, guys and girls having sex with each other, girls by themselves, guys by themselves,

it's just like a palethora of penises and vaginas doing so many different things. And you click on it and it costs you a dollar 99 a minute to watch whatever's going on the other side of the camera. It's like the modern peep show. It is, the modern peep show that's exactly it. No wonder none of these children can get it up when they're trying to have sex.

No wonder no one's interested in sex anymore because they're all watching everybody else do it. But they are getting paid so much fucking loot to do this. We need to get on a game. I agree with you 100%. I think maybe we need to start a Lonely Fans page, podcast page. The Lonely Fans podcast. Yeah. And maybe what we do is so that, you know, I mean, no one wants to look at me naked, but

maybe you yeah But we'll have guests and those guests will just be other people willing to show their junk on camera There we go. And then you have a new guest every week. I guess I could show a shoulder Wow, that's sexy It looks like a boob without a nipple That's knees Knees are the dits of the legs That's nice. These are the tits of the legs.

I swear to God, 23 million dollar, the number one person on OnlyFans makes 23 million dollars a year on OnlyFans. That is crazy. That is insanity that they make 23 three million dollars a year on only fans what do i what are we doing i can guarantee if i started an only fans page today i would not make seven dollars in the entire could be on there for ten years and i wouldn't make seven dollars there's something for everyone there is a secret to the success it's probably being good looking but uh... but besides that yeah yeah, I think Megan, is it

Megan the stallion? Is she on OnlyFans? Or, the other one that does the party B. Cardi B. Cardi B's on OnlyFans. They should be. Yeah. And now you got this girl who this boxer, she's making 350 fucking K a year. They need to do like a course in college, maybe even on this. OnlyFans? Well, like how to make money on the internet. Sex work. I'm talking about sex work specifically because you're not even having actual sex. That's what I'm saying. If I don't have to interact with anybody else, if I don't have to take requests, yeah, or maybe I'll take for some requests. Yeah, you take requests. Yeah, beat on your dick real hard for something like that. But you saw from the balls. People are fucking creepy, man. I remember being on one of those like stream camsites.

I was probably 25, 26 and they were just coming out like the live stream camsites. And I would never go it at that time. You didn't have to pay to go into the room. They would do the show for free until somebody went private. Right. And then they would charge that person like 5.99 a minute. Exactly. Right? And anytime I went into one of those.

It's the new Peep Show and the new sex phone. Yeah, the sex line. Yeah, the request. But this girl was taking requests and you should have seen the disgusting, humiliating shit that some guys were out there asking for. I'd be willing to do a lot of that stuff if it just gave me money.

That's $59.99. Sounds great to me. Punch myself in the penis. It's said by... Maybe we can get into the metaverse and then your avatar can do stuff. I don't wanna get into the metaverse anymore. I'm turned off by the whole situation.

It just made me sad. That no one wants to be my friend in the metaverse. It makes me interested and I'm in value. I actually did some homework on the metaverse. And I think that I have to approach it in a different way. Sounds like it. Yeah, I do. Yes.

Yeah, I have to go into different. What you did last time was wrong. What are you doing at wrong? Well, I didn't know that it was uncouth to just knock into somebody and ask them where the party was. Well, I didn't realize. Yeah, I didn't realize. Yeah, I just didn't know. I was like, you know, I can't.

So I say, where is the party? Are you gonna say get away from me? You know, it's like anything. It's like the first day of high school. You just got to go and, you know, people are selling tickets. Try, try, try. Don't take it to the elevator. Yeah. Remember that one. Now it was going on in my school. No. People were selling tickets to the elevator. Did you have an elevator at your school? We did not have an elevator at our school. That's quite a big sense.

But like the first day of high school, you just kind of fumble around until you figure out what's going on. It's like anything new that you do. And unfortunately, I just came up with the wrong line. I had to be a little bit more sly about it. So what did you say you did? I thought you said you created ones. No. for us. Okay. I need to create a minor after yeah But you got to understand the metaphors is in multiple different places. Yeah You're gonna be like a unique or something like that I suggest you just be two legs and then put nipples on your knees and then just walk around like that and then people Girl, Negro neat it's hey, it's all knee tits. I would call this episode knee tits,

but I don't think that Spotify would look kindly. No, probably not. But I read that you know, you just got to be a little bit more sly. You got to be a little bit more sly. Chill. Yeah, you got to, I got to be chill. I got to wait for people to come up to me and talk to me. Oh, well, that might be a little wild, but I'm down for it. What else I got to do I'm burning I'm new to the middle first See me standing there as people are walking over the bridge on the carl you could do a carl avatar I just see me standing there as people are walking over the bridge on the other side. You could be Carl! You could do a Carl Avatar.

Hey, what's up, girl? I'm new to the Metaverse, what you doing? What? What's that? Get away? Sorry. Hey, girl, what's up? Hey, hey horseman.

He's got a nice vlog here. Welcome to the Metaverse. I'm the Metaverse creator. You want to call him a talk to me? Nope. Okay. Are you running away? You. I'm the Metaverse creator. You want to call a petalk to me? Nope, okay. Are you running away?

You have to run that fast. Be careful. Slow down. This is slippery over there. It's an island. Hey, boat, follow people. Hey, it's me, Carl. I'm just over here waiting for you to talk to me.

Hey, hello? Where are you going? Is there a party over there? You got extra room on that boat? Hi! I'm going to put on a t-shirt. Oh! That's what's going to come after you in the maniverse. Sure.

Sure, please pull over to the side. I'm not in the car. Pull your avatar over to the side, sir. Sir, are you a light man who wears sandals? I'm not in the car! Player Avatar over to the side, sir. Sir, are you a white man who wears sandals? Yeah, I love it! I'm sorry, sir, we're not going to have to ask you to leave the metaverse. We have a... We have a strict policy on creeps.

We don't want them here. I'm not a creep, I'm just an old white man. Those two, we're out on those. Thank you. You go back and revisit your avatar, sir, please. Why, you don't like this shirt? We don't like anything about you, sir. Please pull over to the side.

Get off the vet of Earth. Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the island. But where else do I go? We don't care. Anywhere but here. No, just leave. Sir, there is a, in the middle of the, the middle of the, the first ocean, there is a place where all the other white men with sandals are gathering.

You can go to that party. Haha. I, I saw that they're selling tickets. There's this whole startup that now is actually selling tickets to concerts. To concerts. Yeah. It's been going up for a while. Well, no, but this company specifically just secured something and

Makes it official so Travis Scott officially not real some news report from Chris. I hope like this league not real You want to show your shoulder again? So So Travis Scott right he did a big concert in the metaverse So Travis Scott, right, he did a big concert in the Metaverse before that unfortunate concert that he did earlier in the year where people died and they sold tickets to that. Like they've been selling tickets to these concerts. I think Metallica did something on Metaverse. Yeah, but this company specifically was making it so it was no fraud.

Oh, oh, this is what it was. They were selling NFT. They were making it to get an NFT. So it's unique. Oh, yeah. And that was helping with fraud fraud which I don't know So you're not gonna lose your money on that You're not gonna lose your money on nft

I saw some person talking about nfts on the you know they they was like they were talking about nfts on their social media And it was like to all those haters hating on the haters whatever, you know, you know And it was like to all those haters hating on the hate or whatever, you know, you know Another day will rise again, and we will all be proven right and I'm like listen I get it right your NFTs Some of your NFTs are probably gonna be worth some money. I don't doubt it the Mona Lisa's probably worth some money There's baseball cards are worth money. Beanie babies were worth money at one point, right? But I think we can all say with confidence that the fad of buying we can all say with confidence that the fad of buying artwork created on a computer for thousands and tens of thousands and millions of dollars for no reason other than you hope that other people want to buy it for more money is out of style.

Like it's just not happening now if you're creating tickets. It was a surplus supply and demand. Yeah, there's a surplus. Yeah, everybody was just making it. There was like, let's say there's a room of 50 people and 10 of them are into NFTs, right? So those 10 people kept buying each other's NFTs for more money, hoping that someone else in the room would buy an NFT.

The unfortunate part is, no one else in the room was buying the NFTs, except for a few like the Board Yacht Club or the Apes or whatever. Well, the Apes, that's all a story too, where they were sure, they don't know what to do with their apes now. What do I do with this picture on my phone again?

How do I make money on that? Well, the difference with the board yacht, the board ape club is that there are actual real life events that you get into, like they have a big events that they do around the country, they have a thing and you go, I don't know Stop now. Let's just stop. Do we sound old? Sir, I'm gonna need you pull over the pull over sir. Do you have an NFT?

No, sorry to buy any I'm sorry sure I get to leave the vet of earth Well, you need an NFT to get in. There are some value to some NFTs, but the larger fad of just buying crazy artwork and it going away. What? Who cares? No one comes here to get NFT advice. But however, I was trolling on the internet as I like to do. And back at it here in the TCB studio live, just a little north of Atlanta, I would like

to present today this all this talk about the sex phone line and me thinking about sex work and how we get into it and all this other stuff. Made me think and the neat hits and shoulder boobs and all this other stuff made me think about the ladies and the men in the 90s who were making money on one 900 numbers. Yeah. The metaverse of our childhood, right? True. Essentially, that's a place where people came and they hung out. Fantasy land.

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Yeah, just leave a message. For $10, you can just leave a message. Hi, it's me, Tammy. I have huge boobs and a really nice ass. Unfortunately, I'm available, unavailable right now. If you leave me a message, it'll cost you $10. But I'll get back to you soon. If you don't hear from me in 15 minutes,

call me back and leave me another message. Thanks Hey Tammy it's Brian and Georgia and Sorry you man at a time please call back and leave another message Damn it. I'm gonna think something better to say quicker Grant a well-known authority on the psychology of dating. As well as meeting two of our specials. I think he, Grant. You listen, Seth Grant.

Yeah. I don't know. The well-known. Yeah. Those singles live here in our studio and we'll be showing our singles events calendar to help you plan your social life. That man has on more makeup than I think I have ever worn. His hair is literally shiny.

He looks like it. I think it's a helmet. And are you watching his tongue twist inside his mouth while he's talking? It's a little weird. Look, watch. Cut. Tech. Any of the singers you'll be seeing on tonight's show.

He's like, I don't know. I don't know. That is a tongue move like that. I don't know. It's so weird. I bet he's a hit with the ladies. At least 18 years old, you'll need a touch-tone phone, and it costs only $2 for the first minute and $1 for each additional minute. Well, shit, that sounds like a deal.

Sounds like a deal. It did for a phone call that can change my life. I'm happy to pay $2 for the first minute. That's a chance. $2 for the first minute. A dollar each additional. Hey, hun Okay, they'll cut you a deal. Listen the longer I spend on the phone the less expensive it got So it only makes sense it's half off by the time you get to minute number two

So I figured by the time you get to minute number 10 I'm down to like 50 cents. Yeah, it's worth saving money here Those of you with VCRs. We suggest you pop in a tape right now and record tonight's program. Just in case you miss someone that you'd like. Just in case you want to whack off later. Yeah. We suggest you pop it. Pop it. Let's say you just recorded it.

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I taped that episode. Hey, hold it. It's Brian. Gonna come over. I typed the Dateline Network. This episode is incredible. That guy's tongue's really moving around his mouth, he's gonna come check it out. You're gonna be wet, just look at it.

The phone call is gonna change our lives and somewhere in here, we just gotta figure it out. Oh, you do me a favor, you bring your credit card because it's your dollar for the first minute, tell every traditional minute. So you can call anytime and listen to the personal messages from any of the people you'll be seeing tonight. So if you've got that tape in the VCR and if you've got your paper and pencil ready,

if you've got your Vaseline and you're ready to whack, you've got a box of tissues, some slick and some conditioner because you ran out of KY. Come on by. I need to run tonight's first set of video personal, right Jeff? Right Taylor. Here we go. Hi, my name's Vicki. I live in West LA and I'm a legal secretary. Most of the men I meet are simply too casual about a relationship.

I'm a little on the quiet side and a perfect date for me is a quiet dinner for two at a nice restaurant at the beach Then a jazz club. I'd love to hear from men who can get serious about a relationship You know someone who isn't afraid to say I love you. You don't have to be Christ Biggest old Dutersty Slowed on the cue card reading here. Yeah, she's yeah, I don't even know it I'd love to hear from men who can get hard on their own. My name is Vicki, call 333-44. And say I love you.

Thank you. Hey, Vicki, I love you. A sensitive personality is most important to me. So if you think you can match those qualities, call and tell me all about yourself. Why do we're Vicki ended up in this process? Vicki is an actress. So Vicki ended up regretting this life decision for the rest of her life

Because she never got a serious TV gig after this But don't worry here comes Paul Paul has been in the tanning bed for three hours and then put bronzer. Oh my god Yeah, that makes Donald Trump look like it's very orange. That's crazy Hi, my name is Paul. I live in palace Verdes. I'm a business saying that. Yeah. Hey, it's probably a business profession. I'd like a table for two tonight. What? This is the library? Okay, I'll come in later. What do people say? What do you do? I'm a professional.

I'm a business professional. Because that needs no follower. Yeah, a professional in business. Trust me. I've got my own professional business. What does that mean? It means I'm in business. What do you mean? What does that mean? It means I'm in business. What do you mean? What does that mean? It means I do business.

Oh, it's a four years of school. High school for that. I'm a business professional. I'm from Falley's Bernie. I'm a third life. I own a string of tanning threads throughout the greater sens central California Valley. And this is my first acting game.

Of this ski and I like to travel a lot. My favorite island is Graham Cayman in the Caribbean where I can snorkel and scuba die. My favorite island. Who names their favorite island? I want to know you. What's your favorite island? What's your favorite island? Man, tuck it. Wrong. I want to know what you're favorite island. What's your favorite island?

Then tuck it wrong. You get snorkeling then tuck it. I'd like to hear from someone who is about my age or younger. Someone who shares the same interests. I'm ready for a whirling relationship. That could lead to marriage. A whirling. A whirling relationship. Where'd you get that adjective?

Paul. Something tells me that. Others are dead too, when people say, how did you end up in, well, we had a whirling relationship. Yeah, we had a whirling relationship. And then we got married. We met in a, we met in a dryer. We met in a dryer. Uh, something tells me Paul didn't have that word in his vocabulary.

Yeah. If you're that woman, call me or I'll be very disappointed. Oh, throw him out of here. Daddy's gonna smack you on the ass. Throw him out of here. Yeah. Throw him out of here. Throw him out of here.

Yeah. If you don't call me or you'll be divorce number two. Hi, my name is Lisa. I live in Los Angeles. I'm in my 20s and I'd like to hear from men a little older than me. I like to horseback ride, hike, and camp in the mountains. And I love the beach, especially in the evening about the time the sun is. Lisa might have my been the victim of a serial killer. It's somebody. I mean, wow. Hi. Camping alone in the mountain. Hi. I'm Lisa.

I like being inside and outside. I like air conditioning and heat. Sun and winter both make me happy. Sometimes it rains and sometimes it doesn't. I like to drive in a car but a train or a bus will do. She said everything. Mate is five to ten years older than me and is financially independent. I prefer someone who works out.

Please call me. What about a business professional? Oh, hey, let's be Paul over here in the next room. I'm a business professional. Well, did you see anyone that caught your eye? Oh, yes I did. Write down their phone mailbox number. Be sure.

Hi, Mom. Hi honey, it's so good to hear from you. I think I found the guy. He's a business professional. A business professional. Oh, I know. I've always wanted them. I've always wanted a business professional.

And I've always wanted that for you too. No more of those unprofessional business people. I just saved my island as the Grand Cayman. unprofessional business people. This is favorite island is the Korean camins. Oh, well, it's not Nan Tucket, but I guess I'd have due. Well, once you first date, honey, I don't know. I just left a message on the date line network. You mean the show where they talk about murdered people? No, mom, it's a whole network of people.

They get on TV and claim that they're single. It's my fourth message I've left and he's gonna call back real soon. He would have been disappointed if you didn't. He's a professional. He's gonna call me back, I know he will. Oh, this is such a grand day. Your dad and I are gonna break out the champagne.

Who is it? It's your daughter. What is she? What? She found a business professional fucking white colors. I can't be a, well, unprofessional like your old man. Back in my day, you didn't have to be a professional. You were just a business. For the call, 1-900-454-0777, follow the simple instructions to leave your private message for that special someone. And remember, you need a touch-tone phone. You have to be 18 or older, and the cost is only $2 for the first minute, and a dollar for each additional minute.

Bo-Go. Yeah, it's only $2 plus one dollar. You should've talked to my dad about that first bill He got after I started to call it one nine hundred numbers. It was three million dollars because what they didn't tell you was They actually were rooting these phone calls through places like Grand Cayman and when they did that Not only did you have to pay the fee, but you had to pay the long distance charges also Price to pay for what could be your next great role that we don't have voice.

And in case you were upset, you've got to be what I'm supposed to say. Listen, girls are, I don't want to talk too much about my children, like personalities here because you know, someday they'll listen to this and be a barist. But let's just say this, my girl is just as much trouble as my boy.

Oh, yeah. She just got, she just knows how to melt people's hearts. She just puts on that smile and you say, oh, it's okay. Yeah, drink. All of the videos you just saw are of real people, not paid actors, not robots. Really? Tastes were shot, not paid.

Not paid in my life. That's so untrue. But it's the WingDing 90s. And you don't how to tell the truth Everybody here's a real person and not a mannequin Paul these people are definitely reading off cue cards. They're most definitely actors and actresses Notice notice they will never say you can call and talk to Paul. Right. They'll say you can call and leave a message for them. And then someone else will call you back.

And pretend to be. It's me, Paul. You don't sound like Paul. We're talking about them a business man. You're not a business professional. You're going to break my mind. What's your name, Ireland? What's all? Oh, are you wrong? I knew you weren't Paul. You better tell Paul to call me back. We're supposed to be at my mom's house for dinner tomorrow. Seven. Oh, and they're best. Later we'll tell you how you can be on RSVP, the date line network. Jeff?

Thank you, Taylor. Jeff? Now do you, Jeff? Now for the weather. Now there's two new people. It's just so, it's so, there's not heart-hitting professor. Now for sports, Jeff over to you. Joining us tonight is a special guest, Dr. Rachel Grant. Dr. Grant is a well-known expert in the field of single psychology. She is a doctorate in clinical psychology. She is an author and known as a located columnist. From where? It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter, really. I would doubt she's an actress, too. Grant conducts workshops on how to develop personal contact skills. It's a pleasure to have you on tonight's show, Dr. Grant.s workshops on how to develop personal contact skills. So pleasure to have you on tonight's show, Dr. Grant. Thank you, Dr. What are the personal contact skills? Hey.

You've got to take a course. Well, I know some people do. Oh, Lord. I watched that seven little Johnston. And one of them is like super shy. Like has a hard time responding to questions out in public. So she had to go to like a therapist for this, right? But a personal contact specialist sounds like the way that you touch somebody, maybe.

I don't know. Don't they have those on movie sets now? Like, personal contact, yeah. Okay, now stick your finger right in her two jaw. There you go. Very gently. All right. Everyone, shout out.

Tell me what's the biggest challenge? I can't take it from the single's in the name. there to a job. There you go. Very just like all right. Everyone's out. Tell me what's the biggest chill. I can't take it. Some single single's in the name wearing a dress with a lot of singles like it. And it's large. Well, in that too. And she's wearing and put it on earrings and FL shoulder pads. Yes.

But this is what the style back in the 90s. Yes, I never had them. Need to have a vehicle to meet high doctor. Grat. Then they have a vehicle to meet high powered people. What are you talking about Mercedes? Let's listen what right? Let's listen Need to learn the skills and find out how to get to know a person very well before they make their choice of who they want to

Become more closely involved with. That's very interesting. Let's talk about it. It's very interesting. You mean you have to get to know somebody before you actually marry them? It's very interesting, Dr. Greg. Greg, how long have you studied for that one? But the boom in introduction services, and could you give us your opinion of using a program such as ours as a vehicle to meet new people?

A professional opinion. Well, undelighted. Could you give us your professional paid opinion on using services like ours? Well, I think very highly of them. If you give them money, you can often use their services. Thanks, Dr. Grant. Now back to you, Lisa.

To have this program coming around, because it does offer just that vehicle for people to pick and choose persons of their doctor. That's the four time you've used the word vehicle. Like, she please explain. Like, it's a menu like you could just personally. I like that person. Yeah. Um, we're together now. It's tender. You and me. Fire. Who do you feel attracted to? Who they want to meet? And from the privacy of their home? Thank you very much for being with us in our We look forward to having one in the future

Next week This this button is in the wrong place. That's why you hear this one a lot Because Brian just like that's a lazy hand. That was a studio. Yeah, by the way, he answered two questions. Yeah. Yeah, how do you feel about people meeting each other and how do you feel about people meeting each other on my service?

Thanks, Dr. Grant. We look forward to having you back. She said yes. She said yes. To show you how to prepare a romantic dinner for two, we'll be right back with more of our energy. I've got to see this. We can take line network after this.

I have got to see the... She don't go this. It's a tape line network. I have got it to see this. She don't go away. How to prepare every a romantic number two. Is it involved bowling? Probably not. What? Love is the only game not called on a count of darkness. It's Casey Bangle.

What? It was Casey's. And what does that mean? I don't know. It was Casey's thing. And what does that mean? I don't know. This is, I love it the only thing. Here's the thing. I'm not called on account of darkness.

What? What is it? Here's the thing about these programs. Is all they're doing is trying to kill a little bit of time to get you to get the phone number quicker, right? So now they're gonna show more singles guaranteed. Watch. You can reach thousands of eligible Southern Californians each week.

RSVP, the Dateline Network announces a television program where you're the star. It's the most exciting new way to find that special someone. Just call 8-1. Most exciting new way. I just look at P pacy's dangle. Oh, he's a very good face. Oh, he's a baseball player from the New York Yankees. Nothing says love like a guy from the New York Yankees.

Is he playing the 50s? I guess. He is. He was born in 1890. That's too funny All right, let's meet some more eligible circles 900 4540777 This is Becky she lives in Santa Monica works as a waitress and is an aspiring actress who has appeared in episodes Cheers and all my children Becky don't say she lives in Hollywood and she's an aspiring actress who has appeared in episodes of Cheers and All My Children.

Becky's- Don't say she lives in Hollywood and she's an aspiring actress. And who appears as a waitress? And who appeared in episode of Cheers. Wow, I don't remember her actually. The way she looks at it. Native Californian who loves surfing, jogging, and photography. She prefers men in their 30s and isn't particular about their occupation as long as they are stable, athletic, and...

Uh... Uh... I don't have an occupation since you're not particular, but I am stable right now, pretty stable. Not pretty stable. I actually live in its stable right now. If that helps, uh, give me a call back. Can't wait to meet you.

Becky. Tour, give her a call right now. This is Bill. He lives in Long Beach and has a karate instructor. Well, it's $2 a day. You two can help these people. He lives in Long Beach and he's a karate instructor. Hey, yeah.

For only $2 the message, you two can help these people. For only $2 a minute. You two can help these people only two dollars a minute You two can help these poor singles that have Are so desperate. They've sent their photograph in to the day line network at 230 in the morning. It's possible that the best single people in the world will be watching this show Waiting to meet one of these lovely single the cost of lovely singers. From the cost of a cup of coffee. From the cost of a cup of coffee, you can save Bill from his karate workshop. It's karate.

Karate. First Blonde's and likes his female friends to be on the shy side. He says he's an excellent cook and likes. I don't like you to talk. He likes, oh my god. He likes his female friends to be on the shy side. Who says that? His female friends.

I know. Shut up, Chrissy. Turning off her microphone for a while. It's just gonna be me. She's gotten to a, I can't hear you, you shy now. To spend evening's preparing Kajin meals for his date at his apartment, which is right on the beach.

But that smells great. No, yeah, but that's a hard, fast way to happen. Cajun meal in an apartment. Yeah, sign me after Bill. What's that? It's my ass. Shut up. I didn't say it in a talk.

Be shy. Give your farts to yourself. Ha ha ha. And that's old movies, MTV and Dancing. He'd like to hear from you right now. Well, maybe it's TV and Dancing. Oh, well. What's it great?

Why don't you call them right now? All you have to do is call 1-900-454-0777 and leave. All you're going to do. What's your phone number? I get a hold of you, Ms. Hostess. Yeah. Them your private message. And if you missed any of tonight's

personal, call and listen to the audio messages of everybody on tonight's show and learn how to be part of the date line network. What are romantic done? Tonight we've invited two special friends to our studio who would like to hear from other single people in our viewing audience. This is Debbie.

Debbie's a legal secretary from Encino. She likes the beach, bicycling, and photography. And this is Chet. Chet is a dentist and he lives on a boat in Marina Del Rey. Oh, great. That's just great. Do you have white carpet? I'll send my son over to do a little remodeling.

Chet is in his late 60s. He's got to imagine. Or is this 1990s? So he's probably in his mid-20s. That's true. With that gray hair. Look at Chet. Abby, tell me.

What is your idea of the perfect mate? Well, the perfect mate to me is somebody that's very romantic and knows how to have a good time on a date, maybe travels. You mean people that don't like the best? You mean your idea of a perfect romantic date is a perfect romantic date? You don't say. Basically, just somebody very sensitive. Great. You're a perfect romantic date. You don't say. Basically just somebody very sensitive. Great. Chat does living great.

Pose and eat great. You'll find no one. Look at all the chat. Yeah. Great, good luck with that. And chat. Now chat. You're a dentist.

You have money. Why do you live on a boat? Yeah. Eating problems. Well, no one's ever got a seasick on me. Yeah, that's what you mean. No, that's not what I mean No, it's ever gagged on my cock if that's what you mean. No one's ever gotten seasick. There's no what she has Well actually Women kind of find it romantic to go out and have a nice dinner and then go back to the Marina and go for midnight sale to go out and have a nice dinner and then go back to the marina and go for midnight sale

So you're looking at nothing says romantic like taking a midnight sale on your house Have you got a couple bottles of wine? Yeah few lines of goat Let's get out Dense is I don't do coke. I've got extra nitrous in the back though. We're gonna gig all night Someone who might be interested in sailing with you. Well, that's quite high on my list of preferences In fact, if there are any people out there that do like to sail I'd appreciate it. I like to get high Yeah, thank you, thank you, Debbie Anybody that likes living on a boat give me a call

It's I'm sorry. I know that there's lots of people who do it out there but I can't imagine. Yeah you're kind of limited. Yeah I'm feeling I'm still feeling seasick five days later from my trip. If you'd like to get in touch with either chat or Debbie call 1-900-454. Yeah we know the phone number by now we just want to see more single we We want to show you show us how to cook Yeah, please. Oh what okay, let's see. I don't know. I'm trying to get them to show us how to cook here. Hold up I'm never gonna do no they're never gonna cook Now it's done now it's done and they don't have they didn't show us how to cook that perfect romantic date Well listen Chrissy you can't have everything in life But if you want what if you want a romantic night out of my house,

let me know. Okay. All right, well, we tried. And if you want a romantic date, I'm Brian, I'm a business professional. And I'm ready to take on the world in my boat with you, call. My favorite island is Lake Lanier Island.

My favorite island is Noon Lee Island. I love their first album. It's fantastic. If you want to be a part of the T.C.B. Romantic Family call 661-237-8296. That's 661. The word best, the number two. Why, oh yo, leave us comments, questions, concerns,

content ideas, you can actually call and leave us a voicemail. No one will return your phone call. Similar to this program. Similar to this program. That's right. What if you text us? You're likely to get a text back because I do it all the time. I love talking to our listeners.

661-237-8-2-9-6. Chrissy and I are ever so grateful to those of you that leave us reviews on your favorite podcast player almost all of them have some kind of review or rating system go take one Enjoy reading them too. They're wonderful. They're really fun. Some of them are so funny and a lot of people give us great You know, they give us great feedback. I love the one person that talked about the guy Fieri. Why can't I got a guy? Why can't I got a guy? Can't I got a guy? Can't I got a guy?

Bleach his hair. Can't I got a wash boot? Can't I got a guy? Can't get a flavor down. Can't I got a guy? Can't have some wings. Tell us spicy wings. Good for you guys.

You're having a lot of fun and we certainly appreciate it. Any of you that haven't left a review, if you're so kind, if you're in Klein, please go do it. Apple, podcast, cast box, pod bean, Spotify, any of them. They're all there for the taking and we wish that you just leave us a few kind words and help grow the show, tell a friend, tell your uncle, tell the cat, tell anybody. Tell them tell your parents. No. Tell your parents. The average age of the TCB listener is 77.

So I'm sure. And I also wanted to say to you, Chrissy, that if you'd like to have your pet talk to the pet psychic, send it to me. You send it to me. A picture, I like to tell you to tell them. Send in your pet's picture. We're gonna have the world's most, foremost expert on pet psychology.

I can't wait for this. We love it. So, Chrissy, I think that's all we can do for tonight. No, they don't. I love you. I love you. Best of you. Best of you.

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