The Commercial Break - 12 Days Of TCB: Baby, It's A Cold Read

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

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Ho, ho, ho. Oh yeah, my little dancers and prancers, welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green. This is the Krampus to my Claws, Kristen Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristen. Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe, continuing our adventure into 20 straight days of the commercial break for purely commercial reasons.

So thank you for joining us. We really appreciate it. A lot of great feedback from the audience. So far so good, apparently. Some people decorating while they're listening to the 12 Days of TCB. Some people getting away from the political pods they were listening to. And then November happened and we all got depressed and stopped listening to anything political. And some other people just enjoying the fact that they have a new episode of TCB every fucking day of the week It was kind of weird to look in my Spotify and see an episode pop up on like a Sunday

Yeah, yeah the Sunday was a and I did it right what's that a Sunday was a first no Friday was our first episode Yeah, no no no no no I'm in the first Sunday. We've ever published. Oh certainly the first Sunday We've ever published on purpose the first Sunday.'ve ever published. Oh, certainly the first Sunday we've ever published. On purpose. The first Sunday we've ever published. Yes, that's correct. I think way, way, way, way, way, way early on. I believe we were publishing on Mondays at first. Am I right about that? And I think I accidentally released episodes on Sundays

because I didn't know how to work it. I also accidentally released episodes unedited or poorly edited or with all the bits and parts we should have edited out in, and so I've corrected all that. It just took me a couple years to get to. So anyway, thank you for all the kind words. We really appreciate it.

Two, one, two, four, three, three, three T-C-B. In case you wanna text us and let us know what you're doing this holiday season, the young lady who had the 21 EPM sticker brown out. Yes, yes. She contacted us. She did. She said, I heard your Siren song on the commercial break, and I would like a new sticker.

So we're going to send her a new sticker. If your 21 EPM sticker has browned out, let us know and we'll send you a new one. It was due to eco reasons. You know, we were trying, Asher was trying to be very economic, or not economically, environmentally conscious. No, that's what I was going to say. Eco reasons meaning economical reasons. We only paid a dollar for a sticker. Environmental reasons.

Yes. Environmental reasons is what Astrid has come up with to cover our tracks. So, thank you Astrid for covering our track. How was your weekend? I mean, we're recording this now when we're getting back from the weekend. So, how was your weekend? It was wonderful. We went to the Botanical Gardens, do a big lights display. Oh, you went to the Botanical Gardens? Yes. Oh, how exciting. And that's where I got these, our beautiful necklaces. Yes. Our Christmas bulb necklaces. They are just delicious. Thank you so much. As if we need another light up thing in this house. But yes, I've got my- Well, I'm glad I brought it because you're not wearing anything to do with Christmas. I've run out of Christmas stuff.

That's what I thought. That's why I brought these. I know. And rather than just rinse and repeat all of the three Christmas-related things that I have, I decided, let me just dress regular and then I'll put on a hat or something like that. Oh, and then I brought these. Yeah. The 12 days of TCB wasn't well thought out in the wardrobe department. No. And barely thought out in the content department. Yeah, that's on the fly. he wasn't well thought out in the wardrobe department and barely thought out in the content department.

We're getting there. Yeah, that's on the fly. We're getting there. Kristin and Jeff called me, I got in kind of a tizzy. So my twin brother came over to spend the night on Friday because his fiance, his new fiance kicked him out of his own house. Yes, because that's what you do when you're newly engaged. You say, fuck you, leave your own house.

It took two weeks. It didn't even take, I didn't even think it was two weeks. I think it was a week and a half and Kevin's already out on the street. Okay. But if you were engaged to Kevin, then you'd probably kick him out too. So, Carrie Ann has this like girls party

that she does every year. And so she did it at Kevin's house this year. He has a townhouse. So I think there's a little more room to spread your wings. And there's did it at Kevin's house this year. He has a townhouse. So I think there's a little more room to spread your wings. And there's two things that are really funny about this and then I'll get to you. Number one, Kevin comes over and he is,

seems like he's way in the holiday spirit. And I'm like, what happened, Kevin? You know, he said, listen, when the girls got there, I just decided to stay for a few, of course I had to have a few drinks with her friends. And I said, oh, so you're, you know, he got lubed up a little bit, but then the, his, the favorite sport over the night became look at the ring camera and see who's drunk, leave it at the bar.

Telling you what, it was high entertainment. High entertainment. You and Kevin from here. Yes. We were watching the ring doorbell cam to watch the ladies come in and out of the party as they were exiting for the night. And it was high entertainment. I bet it was.

And this is a sport I haven't gotten into yet, but this made me think of you because I want access to your Ring Doorbell camera because I know that's probably the best Ring Doorbell available anywhere in the city of Atlanta is Chrissy and Jeff. I will bet you at least twice a year, Chrissy and or Jeff are caught on ring doorbell sans clothing. I will bet you at least twice a year that happens. Nicole Soule That's probably true. Jared Soule You guys do some midnight gardening in the buff? In the summer.

I know it happens. Well, in the summer, you can't, you know, hey, listen, we live in Atlanta. You can be excused for, you know, going sans clothing in the summer. Exactly. It's nothing new. I know this happens. So it's like 1030 at night, and I can see that my phone is ringing, but I'm laying with one of the kids trying to put them to bed.

And it's Jeff, also known as Jeff Hoadley in my phone. Jeff doesn't have a last name, he's just Jeff Hoadley. And so I was like, wow, Jeff's calling, something must be happening with Chrissy. He must be trying to get a, I thought he was out of town. So I was like, oh, he must be trying to get a hold of Chrissy or there's some emergency. And so I- Meanwhile, I'm naked outside doing gardening. Meanwhile, Chrissy's trimming her tree with her trim.

It's a trim trim. It's a trim trimming. So I immediately text back. I can't answer because I'm with the kids. I don't want to wake my... Even if there is an emergency, I don't want to wake my kids up. So fuck Chrissy, I got to keep the kids asleep. But I'm like, hey, Jeff, what's going on?

Is everything okay? Is there an emergency? And he says, oh yeah, man, I'm just sitting here with Jeff, what's going on? Is everything okay? Is there an emergency? And he says, Oh yeah, man, I'm just sitting here with Chrissy. Well, then you texted me. Yeah. Well, I texted both of you. I texted both of you because I needed the 411 immediately. It was a drama drop coming and I needed to know. You know what I'm saying? I thought this might be the night when I have to wake everybody up and say, I've got to go down

to Atlanta because Chrissy's in trouble. But it wasn't that night. It was just Jeff wondering if I'd ever had my bell rung by a doctor. Well, we were talking about things and I was like, there's no way. And he goes, just ask any man. And I go, what man am I going to ask? Like, I'm not going to ask my dad. And I was like, I'm pretty sure Brian would have talked about this. He was like, I'm calling him right now. I was like, he's not going to answer. The kids are with the kids. I knew you weren't gonna answer. You don't call me after seven o'clock at night for any reason. And you didn't, and then the text messages ensued. And you did in fact confirm. I confirm that you do get your bell rung by the doctor. Now, the prostate check is very infrequent now. They usually do not do that because they have found that rubbing your finger over the prostate

just causes unnecessary erections. And there's no good. I was like, I've seen it in Fletch, you know, when they do the check then. But I was like, are you supposed to be doing it like as a teenager? Yeah, I thought that Jeff was talking about sticking the finger in the rear.

Yes, he was. Oh, I thought it was grabbing the balls and coughing. It was both. It was both. Oh yeah, there's two separate molestations that go on. Right, I was like, what kind of doctor did you have? What was happening? Well, listen, I mean, you can hardly blame a doctor.

Listen, it's boring in a doctor's office. I got a cold, I got the sniffles, I got snot, my back hurts. Every once in a while, they get a young, strong strapping lad in there and slaying their bells is the best thing that they, it's a little break from in the monotony. So you can hardly blame them.

That's like old fashioned pedoing when you're just a little ball tingling, never hurt anybody under the guise of a medical procedure. A little finger in the butt, never hurt anybody. I mean, listen, I... It did sound right to me. It is absolutely incorrect. And it only took them 300 years to realize. He was like, Googling and he's like, look, yeah, see, it's on the Google, like, 800 years to realize. He was like Googling and he's like,

look, yeah, see, it's on the Google, like it could be men and women and blah, blah, blah. I was like, I have never had that fun. And I was like, what, what? Since when do they start sticking their fingers in women's anuses? There's no prostate back there. I have never had that.

No, no, no, no, no. When I was 30 years old, I got my first bell ringing and it is- You'd call it the bell ringing. I call it the bell ringing. I call it the bell ringing. Jeff hadn't heard that one. It does ring like a bell. It is a weird sensation

that some people find quite pleasurable, right? I do not. It wasn't, it felt very uncomfortable to me. And as a matter of fact, at times, my doctor had to tell me to relax. The last time I had this done- So is there like lube squirting? Yeah, warm lube.

And the gloves go on. Warm lube if they're being gentle. Yeah, if you're friends, they'll do warm lube. There's a glove that goes on and it is maybe 20 seconds whole operation. But it feels like three minutes, right? It feels like a long time. And the last time that I had this done- You putting the whole hand up there, right? It feels like a long time. And the last time that I had this done- You put the whole hand up there, Doc?

Yeah, the last time I had this done was at the urologist because I have a family history of prostate cancer. So it was important, and early prostate cancer, so it was important for me. This is why 21 EPM sticker even exists. It was important for me to make sure that I was getting checked frequently as a young man. And so I have a urologist and I went to him for the

first time and he said, well, listen, this is not like a predeterminative test, but by feeling the nature of your prostate, by feeling whether or not it's hard or soft. Yeah, hard or soft and then they rub it to make sure it's smooth, right? So, they take their finger and they do a little window washing, so to speak. They go up there, they wash the windows. The quadruple fister. That's right. And so the last time that I had this done, the doctor took his finger out and he goes, was it tight because you're not relaxed or is it tight?

Is that normally how it is? And I was like, what are you talking about? Did you expect it to be loose? Did you want it to be loose, doctor? is it tight? Is that normally how it is?" And I was like, what are you talking about? Did you expect it to be loose? Did you want it to be loose, doctor? He asked me that question, and I said, I think I'm just a little nervous. When they touch your prostate like that, let me go back one second. When I'm 25, 26 years old, I get invited to basically the Breath of Fire Kundalini cult, right? Oh, that's right. And in the Kundalini cult, I'm in the Tantric Sex Yoga Shop, the level one that they talk about

inside of this documentary on HBO. I actually went to like an offshoot of this. And as an offshoot of that offshoot, they say at the beginning, they say, listen, if anybody wants to stay for the live prostate massage, the live prostate massage retreat, it'll happen directly. The retreat, there's a retreat. And if you can find a partner, then you'll have, you know, you can also follow along with, right? So you can imagine, first of all, the sights, smells, and sounds that were going on at the prostate. Did you stay for the retreat? Oh, fuck no!

Oh, fuck no! That was a bridge too far, Chrissy, a bridge too far! That's when you're like, okay, I'm done. No, I was done. The Kundalini yoga was enough. It was a tantric, and there was no, like, I guess maybe some people might imagine a tantric yoga workshop would be all about sex.

And there is talk of sex, but there is no sex. At least not in the beginning. The level one. Level two, they go for it. So, what I heard from the more, I guess, prostate enthusiasts in the room was that by ringing the bell, you can ring the bell and the outcome can be explosive,

if you know what I mean, right? There can really be a release that goes on there. And so- The bell ringing is the finger in the- Finger in the butt. Yeah, that's the bell ringing. No, let's call that the jingle bells, right? There's the jingle bells and then the bell ringing.

All right, the jingle bells is grab your nuts and cough, turn your head and cough, and then the finger in the butt is the bell ringing. Both important parts of men's health, by the way, at least until recently when they stopped bringing your bell because they figured out that it was just old fashioned peetooing. and they stopped bringing your bell because they figured out that it was just old fashioned

peetooing. I can't sign them. All right, so this happens when I'm 25, 26 years old. And then I know of the prostate massage community and what goes on in there. And then when I get my first bell ringing, I was so nervous that I was gonna jizz all over the doctor's office.

She started to clamp up. nervous that I was going to jizz all over the doctor's office. I started to clamp up. Thought it was just going to be like a touch. I didn't know. Well, apparently that sometimes that happens. Apparently, sometimes you just go in and it goes out. Right. It goes, you're there in, you're out. Everyone's happy.

I don't know. And so I think that ask Doc Scott about this. You should. I was going to say maybe you should have stayed for the retreat. I think he was at the retreat. I swear to God. I'm sure. So, ever since then, it's not the most pleasurable thing in the world to me, but it has been done less frequently as the years have gone on because doctors say, we have now decided that this is not a great way to determine whether or not

you have prostate. There's more advanced ways. Yeah, you just take some blood and they can sell it in your cells. But don't let that stop them from a good time. Let's torture Brian with the bell ringing. Now, there's the other thing that he's talking about, which is the jingle bells, the jingle balls.

The cough, coffin ball? The coffin balls. Now, this is really important, and men should do this frequently, is you should examine your own testicles for lumps, bumps, or otherwise weird things that are going on. This is super important, and have your partner do it.

Whatever, you guys make a play date out of it. I might have it. I mean, I guess it's not great if you actually do discover a lump, then it kind of kills the mood, but you can start off that way, right? Yes. So this, so the doctor coughs, you can grab someone's jingle bells and you can hold them.

And then when they cough, it can determine whether or not the prostate is working effectively as the balls go up or down. That's what I understand. Cause I'm not a doctor, but I stayed at a Holiday Inn last night. And then they may squish them around a little bit just to feel what's going on.

I went to a doctor, I was just telling you this. I went to a doctor one time, I was having terrible back pain. And it started, I didn't know this at the time, but that terrible back pain, I was also then having terrible testicular pain in one of my nuts, in my left nut. So I was like, oh shit, do I have something very serious? Do I have cancer? Because I

know that these things can be, you know, you can feel pain in your back when you have testicular cancer and vice versa. So I go to the doctor, I call the doctor's office, I want to get in there immediately. The doctor is not available. The doctor is booked up. But they say there's a physician's assistant, and she would be happy to see you. Well, okay, she… All right, so I'm thinking, you know, grandma's going to come in, talk to me about this, and we're all going to go, you know, we're all going to leave happy or I'm going to get a follow-up. What appears… This is like when I was like 35 years old. What appears from behind the door, you know, they knock on the door, Mr. Green, you know, open the door, hi, I'm physician assistant, you know, Elle McPherson. I mean, the woman, Dua Lipa.

I'm physician assistant. You have a history of this happening because when you got your colonic. When I got my colonic. You were also a beautiful woman. It was the most, one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen in my entire life was sticking a tube up my ass to flush out the, the seven layer burrito from Taco Bell. flush out the seven layer burrito from Taco Bell. I'm like, what are you eating? I don't know. What are you doing next Friday?

So you come here often? I don't know. That was my hairy asshole looking. What emerged from behind the door was just a lovely lady. I mean, she was just beautiful in my opinion. And then I was like, oh, here we go. And so, now I have to tell her the problem, right? Not that it's that big. I know she's a medical professional. So, I was explaining to her, but what I didn't expect was what came next, which was not me. It was, hey, why don't we take a look? Let me do an examination and I'll make sure

there's nothing there to be concerned about. I'll have to call someone in to do that, as is medically appropriate. Right, to be a witness in there. And then who came in was one of the nurses, a nice young gentleman that I had known for many years going to this doctor's office. I think he thought that I was cute,

that was my assumption, but they took great joy in making me uncomfortable that day by spending a little extra time jingling my balls. There was no bell ringing, but the jingling of the balls. And luckily there was nothing to be concerned about. It ended up that my back pain was referring that testicular pain. And when they took care of the back pain, the testicular pain went away. But this is all very important to talk about with your husbands and your boyfriends, especially around Christmas.

You know, it's a time when we all get together and we love each other. I hope you're sitting by the fire right now with your kids. This is- Sriming the trees. When we were prepping you for the 12 days of TCB, we said, gather around the UL log and listen to Brian talk about its balls. It happened. It actually happened.

It was, it was, we were foreshadowing the entire time. Yeah, we didn't even plan that either. Oh my God. That was just, that was just lovely. Wasn't it? Isn't everyone having a good time on the 12 days of TCB? Now that you've thrown up your lunch, you could go back to work. Or that burrito.

Yeah, that's right. It's time for a break. Okay, good. All right. We have got some great stuff for you today on the 12 Days of TCB, reviewing all of the wonderful things we've done in 2024. All of your favorites are favorites. Teresa Caputo makes the list of any season and she's back and I've got her in more, more hilarious hijinks from Teresa Caputo. But before we go, I want to remind you that we're focusing right now on some charities, those charities, that charity that we're focusing on right now is the ASPCA. The ASPCA does God's work with animals, and when they're left or abandoned or they're sick or they're just given up because someone can't take care of them, the ASPCA does their

best to care for those animals. They also do investigations into animal crimes and stuff like that. So I like the ASPCA. I love the ASPCA. A couple of our listeners wrote in when we were asking them and they said the ASPCA was important to them. There's a link in the show notes. Please go and donate.

If you do donate and you want to send a screenshot to us, we'll be happy to send you some TCB swag. We have nothing to do with the money exchange. Just go there, click the link, it'll take you directly to send a screenshot to us, we'll be happy to send you some TCB shwag. We have nothing to do with the money exchange. Just go there, click the link, it'll take you directly to where you can donate. National Breast Cancer Coalition Fund and St. Jude we're also focusing on. We'll throw a fourth one in there. Before it's all said and done, we'll throw a fourth one in there. So donate to one of those causes this Christmas and make some folks happy.

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your podcasts. Okay. Christina in studio with us today. Merry Christmas, Christina. Merry Christmas to you and your balls. And cheers to you and your kitten. Thank you. Speaking of the animal. Yes.

I gave birth again this weekend. Speaking of ASPCA. Yes. Aw, Myrtle. It's very sweet. I now have Myrtle and Ruby. My two little ladies. Why Myrtle?

Because of the street? Myrtle? Um, no, honestly, it came to me in a ladies. Why Myrtle? Because of the street, Myrtle? No, honestly, it came to me in a dream. Oh, it did? Oh, here we go. It came to me in a dream one night, and I said, I must have another one,

and her name is Myrtle. Oh, okay. There you go. Made it happen. Yeah, and here we are. Speaking of dreams, one of the people that we love discussing over any season of the commercial break is Teresa Caputo,

the absolute shit show that is Teresa Caputo and her, I guess, con artisting, I don't know any other way to put it, Teresa, you know her, you love her. It's a carnival trick, it's a parlor trick, what she does, and especially what they call the cold readings, the live readings, where she will go into a group of people and then she will start to whittle those people down

based on extraordinarily broad questions until someone connects with her on something, likely because they are willing and they believe in this type of stuff anyway. I wanna be clear. They want to believe. They wanna believe. And of course they wanna believe.

When you lose somebody or someone's close to you or they think you're on the other side, you would do anything to talk to them one more time, to have them around one more time, to think that they're with you. They're okay, reassured. And if someone can put a voice to that, and a moment of desperation or vulnerability, then open the pocketbook because here Teresa comes.

Now, Teresa has not done a ton of cold readings live on television. And I can understand why, because there's a big opportunity for failure here. A lot of times it doesn't work. Yes, that's right. So, the deeper we get into the Teresa Caputo catalog, the harder it gets to find the cold readings. And let me explain why I like to do the cold readings more than the show.

Because first of all, her team will copyright us immediately, even though we're not infringing upon our copyrights. But second of all, because the cold readings are such a huge opportunity for failure that she does so few of them. Yes, gotta be. But one of the places she seems to show up quite a bit is this local television station, ABC7 in Chicago.

For some reason, she's done like four or five of these cold readings there in Chicago on the station. Maybe it's because she has a hard time selling tickets there. Maybe it's because she sells a lot of tickets there. And that's what she likes to go on. Because I'm sure that just like the comedians, she goes and she primes the local audience for this. She does have that weird television show

where it's like a mix of slapstick comedy with people on the other side. The new show you mean? Her newer one? She has had so many television shows. The newer one is just crazy. It's terrible. She's like, like stop her hot dogs.

I know she's driving around in an RV with her assistant, stopping for a hot dog and then choking because someone's choking her and that's her sign for a dick down the throat. I don't know, I'm not sure. And hey, listen, let us be clear about this for anybody. Cause I know that we have listeners out there who actually like Teresa Caputo. It's okay to have differences, totally cool. And I want to say, I'm not totally

discounting that energetically, there may be spirits out there that give you signs. We just don't think that they're talking to Teresa. Yeah, I just don't think it manifests itself in this wig. That's what I'm saying. In this high-headed, you know, high-haired, loudmouth of a woman who is clearly taking advantage of people in their moment of desperation. So I want to do this. I found her on ABC 7. You want to take a listen? Let's do it. Teresa Caputo on the 12 Days of TCB. Here we go. That's the thing about my gift is that I never know what's going to happen. Yeah. And you saw it before the last commercial break. That's the thing about my gift is that I never know what's gonna happen. Yeah.

And you saw it before the last commercial break. That's the thing about my gift. I never know when I'm gonna fail and it's going to happen often. Notice, look at her point, like she's scratching behind her ear. Yeah. Chrissy and I have always suspected that that hair

is not only terrible. Yeah, earpiece. It's hiding an earpiece so that she can talk to her production staff that is digging up dirt on the unsuspecting audience. Yes. And that's the thing, like I feel things. It's not a matter of, oh, is that my mother

standing in front of you? That's not how it works. I just start to think. That's not how it works, but that's how you say it works. You're so fucking full of shit, Teresa. You know things and I I kept getting this heaviness in my chest. And then there was something about the throat and then my legs started to get numb. So that's always my And then I fell over flat on my face and then my throat and then my leg. Yes, Christina crisscross applesauce. There I was in the middle of Kroger, crisscross applesauce,

and a lady pulled up to me with her little wagon and she had ham in there. And I said, ham is the sign for a dead husband. So I said, do you have a dead husband? And she said, no, but I know she did. I know she did. Do you know of anybody that has a dead husband? That's right. Some people do know. know of anybody that has a dead husband? That's right. Some people do know. Have you ever heard of a dead husband?

Have you ever read a book with a dead husband? Some people just don't want to believe it. That's okay. That's okay, Chrissy. Well, for the number one is that someone didn't get the opportunity to say goodbye. And someone had a hard time letting go at the end. So I want to talk about- Which could be the majority of the people that die.

It could be every person that has ever died. I mean, unless you know you're going, unless it's clear that that's… And you get an opportunity to say goodbye. Which does, in fact, happen. Sure, absolutely. But let's assume that most of us are going to wake up tomorrow and have no idea that it's coming. That's just the nature of life. If you don't have any idea it's coming, how are you gonna say goodbye to the people that you love? This is such a broad start. And I noticed, okay, it's just for those of you

who are listening to this, she is sitting behind a table with two other Yakamos, and then she walks, all of a sudden, she just gets up from the table and starts walking. She's feeling it, Chrissy. Now there are people, she's getting piggy-fronted. I thought her legs were numb. Well, they are numb and she's choking on her throat.

She's getting piggy-fronted. Figure that pass from something of the brain. She talks about the brain. As Teresa's doing this, we're... What? Go ahead, Teresa. What? As Teresa's doing this, we're going to go to a break.

How do you understand the brain with the mom? Whose husband is departed? I go right to the next soul. Your husband is departed? What about the brain? Anybody to do with the brain? Anybody with the brain. Nobody responded, so then she went to anybody's husband. Does anybody have a head Have you ever seen a head have you seen a brain? Did you google brain is anyone's husband departed in an audience of a hundred people? Yes, as anybody's audit has anybody's husband departed and it happens to be the lady right in front of her. That's amazing Who connect with the legs with your husband was he the bedridden or that he had an issue with the leg Can I put the legs with your husband? Was he either bedridden or that he had an issue with the legs?

Can I put the legs with your husband? Yeah. Can I match the legs that I'm seeing with your husband? I'm playing a little Pictionary in my head. Have you ever played the match game where you turn over the cards and you try and match the two? I'm matching the legs. Did he have a blue suit, a black suit?

Did he ever wear pants? Is your husband had legs? Did your husband have legs? They start to jump up and down. It means that they were restricted or they had some type of disability and or ailment with the legs. Why?

Because they're all excited to use them. Nothing says disabled of the legs, like jumping up and down. That's my husband. Yeah. I guess they're excited to be able to use them now. Oh, hey, listen, in the afterlife, anything's possible, Chrissy. No, it was sudden. She said, did he die of a disease that took him a long time? Because no, it was sudden.

I'm going to go to the month... See, this is what happens. Remember when I said to you before... Remember when I said to you before about the bullshit? Look over here! Yes, look over here! Pretty shiny thing over here, pretty fine thing over there. Do you remember when I... Actually, look at my claws for nails.

My God, those things are long. Well, when you're dealing with the spirits, when you're dealing with the spirits, you have to get many manicures. I don't think she's ringing anybody's bell. Oh. You don't even know, Chrissy. When I see someone ringing a bell, you know what that means? That means they did not have a chance to fuck

before they died. That's it. They needed to take a good shit. It's like Elvis. Elvis died because he didn't get his bell rung. That's right Did you know that okay now remember everybody when I was talking before about the bullshit and the line? This is the part where I do that. Okay, just checking souls come in. They all want to talk at one time You're all talking they're all fucking each other It's like a big pile of souls legs are over here

Yes, it's the Coachella of rain. Yes, it's like a big pile of souls. Legs are over here, arms are over here. It's the Coachella of- Brains. Yes, Chrissy. Flying around. Oh, it's a Travis Scott concert. Loved ones. So that kind of gives them that. So she's a completely abandoned this woman

that she was talking to. Yeah, because she saw that she wasn't going anywhere with the lady. She got it wrong and this is how cold reading happens. You do broad and then you... You move on. Yeah, and if you can't get it, you go backwards. You go more broad. So now she's back to the legs.

Did anybody have any legs? That one woman's like, but what about me? My husband did die and I want to talk to him. Yeah, she's like, wait, can we go back to my dead husband? Do you mind? Would you mind talking to my dead husband? Yeah. Meanwhile, Johnny on the spot here with the microphone, look at him. You know, your mother is the one that I was picking up with the brain,

and your mother tells me that you had to make a lot of choices and decisions connected to her departure, is that correct? Yes, she is. She showed me the light switch, which means that you had to make choices. departure, is that correct? Yes, she showed me the light switch, which means that you had to make choices. But you just said you don't see anything, you just feel it, but now they're showing you the light switch. And by the way, why are you wearing the ruby red slippers from Wizard of Oz? Why is that happening? Sure. And now you're going back and you're saying, maybe if I didn't do this, maybe if I switched this doctor or brought her to this hospital, that my mom would still be here

or maybe she wouldn't have. Did you just get the chills or the goosebumps? Yes. Know that that was your mother's soul that just went through. Know that she's breezing by you right now. Know that there's a bit of flatulence in there. That's your mother, her last flatulence. Did you have to make some hard decisions

about your mother's healthcare? I mean, this is, I knew it was you, I knew it was you. Who doesn't make tough decisions about a loved one's healthcare at the end? Yeah, exactly. Or wonder if you had gone to another hospital or another doctor or something like that, things could have turned out differently. You're so intuitive, Chrissy. So intuitive.

To validate that you made all of the right choices and decisions. What happens is when spirit... Notice that every dead person is just happy that all the decisions were made correctly. Exactly. They want everyone relieved. If someone made a decision that ended up in my death, I don't care if I'm in the afterlife, I'm pissed off. I know. And I'm letting Teresa know. Let those shitheads know. Tell them they did the wrong thing.

Yes. If we would have just gone to Dr. Pavlov, we would have been fine. … up certain things like your mom is doing, it's because you're carrying that negative emotion, which is not giving you the ability to heal. Yes. Your mother shows me her pocketbook. So did you keep her pocketbook or do you still have her things inside the pocketbook? Have you been stealing from your mother's pocketbook? She knows you've been taking things from her pocketbook.

Her mother shows me her pocketbook. Oh, Teresa, you are, the thing that gets me every fucking time is how even in an audience of a hundred people, there are still two, four, six that desperately believe this. Of course. Desperately believe this. And these are the same people. And they want to feel relieved that they did do everything okay. I don't fault them.

Yeah. I don't fault the person. I fault her. I fault her for knowing she's full of shit and continuing the scam. Continuing the scam. She is literally, I mean I don't know if she's selling out anything, but she is literally showing up to theaters where there's a thousand seats and getting 700 people in there to pay $49.95 to see her do this dance. And by the way, reviews are in. And even though they keep it pretty tight, they don't allow filming of any kind, any audio, there are a few people who have taken videos inside of the room.

And it's pretty amazing how wrong she gets most of the stuff. This whole dance that she's doing right now, at least on a few of the videos, it takes her sometimes 40 minutes to get onto something, like she really stumbles around and she gets pissed at the crowd. That's what happens. You don't believe me, I don't care if you believe me. This is, you know, it's just, it's ugly. The whole situation is ugly.

Is that correct? Yes, I do. Perfect. I ask for these little crazy things, because I'm the first one to say what I do. I do absolutely crazy. How can someone communicate with someone that has died? But to bring up something-

If I talk fast enough, no one will know that I'm full of shit. Right. Nobody would know about to validate that she says, I trusted you with all of my decisions and you did make all the right... I trusted you with my pocketbook and you took $5. I saw it. Choices.

She says, and I know how hard it was for you to say goodbye to me. She says, and I want you to know that I knew that you were by my bedside. Well, who's not going to be hard to say goodbye? I mean… Can I ask a question? It was so easy. I was ready to see them go. I can't listen to Christina and Chrissy at the same time talk. How is she listening to multiple spirits and communicating with another human being at the same time. Oh, it's so annoying. Holding me, fixing my hair, and kissing me goodbye and telling me that it was okay to let go that you would be fine. She goes, Teresa, I kept my end of the bargain, I let go, but

my daughter is a mess. Is that correct? Yes. So your mother says... Is that correct? Am I giving you any other option? Am I giving you a chance to speak? No. Yes and no. That's all she asks. Yes and no. You need to hold up your end of the bargain because you told me that you would be okay. Now, were you just reading your mom's, I don't know if she had a journal or like her address book.

Address book. Perfect. Her address book? She goes, I don't even know why she's reading it. Half the people are dead in that book. She goes, why does she still have the address book? She goes, I don't even know why she's reading it. Half the people are dead in that book. She goes, why does she still have the address book? Ha! Ha! Ha!

Cha-ching! Another 49.95! And a daughter too! I smell Caputo merch going out the door! Reading through your mom's address book, know that her soul was with you at that exact moment. She says it's okay to let go of certain things. Understand that? Is your father also departed as well?

Yes. So know that he's stepping forward? She just kept telling me. Now he's piggy-fruiting? He's stepping forward? He's saying, coming forward. He's saying, keep the address book. You might need it for a rainy day.

He's also saying, stop stealing from your mother's pocketbook. He's also saying, you made all the wrong decisions with me. Sit down. She goes, oh, don't worry. That's not our daughter. Just sit, sit, sit. But that would be funny. That's so funny about your dead parents.

We'll be right back with more with Teresa coming up after this. OK, that's a good time. Is that a good time for us to take a break too? I love it. They're prompting us for our break too. I like it. Okay, ASPCA, link in the show notes.

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You're gonna answer yes to me. I'm coming back to you. Yeah, well she had some time to kind of formulate what she was gonna say to this other woman. Yes, that's correct. She was missing out on that, and so now she's coming back because she doesn't want to leave it open-ended

because then people will be like, but what about that first woman she talked to? She got it wrong. A headache or I don't feel good, I feel short of breath, and then he just died. Oh, I don't care if he had a headache, a hangnail, and ingrown hair. Was he feeling ill? Did he stub his toe?

And don't lie to me because your husband's going to tell me the truth. No, but my father couldn't move his leg. No, but my father one time was sick with the flu. That's it. Your father's now stepping forward. Is he dead? No? Oh, well, it's your mother that's stepping forward.

Okay. But my husband died quite a while ago. It doesn't matter to me. As long as they're dead, that's all that matters. It doesn't matter if they're gone. Oh my God. With such sensitivity and a daft touch. It doesn't matter to me.

Doesn't matter how dead they are, they're dead. Listen, it's like kind of being pregnant. Doesn't work that way. I've dazed five years, 50 years. Do you understand that? Yes. But do you see they got me to then come? What happens is they make me feel these things.

You didn't acknowledge, I go to the next soul. So it's bad. They make me feel these things and she pointed toward her vagina. She did. And she goes, they make me feel these things. Your father's a real fucking perv, your husband. He's in my box. He's all up in my grill. Well, dating for you, so your dad had the issue with his legs. When spirit brings up a disability...

Well, he didn't have any issues with his legs, but his penis didn't work so fantastic toward the end. And your ailment, they don't want us to remember them sick. Right. So, it's their way of saying, I want you to remember me healthy. And your husband is validating because he passed sudden and unexpected. Is that correct? Yes. Yeah, she just told you that.

Well, yes. She just told you that. But yet not feeling well prior up to, but not really making a big deal about it. Correct. So, knowing that there was nothing that we could have done to have prevented the departure. Your husband is departed as well, ma'am? Okay. Your husband says, I want to take this opportunity to thank you.

Why are all the ghosts are thanking everybody? I'm being serious. There's not an angry ghost in all the land. No, not at all. Yes. If I'm in that, I guarantee if I'm stuck in some kind of purgatory where I'm flying in and out of Teresa's hair, I'm going to be pissed. I'm going to be like, is this really the bitch who I've got?

So there's somebody else out there? He said, I never thanked you. He says, you knew how much I loved you. He says, but I want to thank you for the way that you cared for me. Do you understand that? He said, yes, I do. He was a son of a bitch, but there was an occasion where I guess we were okay. And I wish I had that opportunity to tell you that. He said, and how much I appreciated

everything that you did for me. Your husband was ill prior to his departure, ma'am? No, he was fine. We've both been smoking since we were 12. Of course, things were different back then. I think you're up to witchcraft and I don't care for it much, but I guess I'll listen to you because that's the polite thing to do. Because he shows me how you care for him, like in a nursing capacity, because he's like, my wife did things for me that a wife shouldn't have to do. And that means I wiped his balls when they got shit on them. Oh my God.

I'm so sorry. Merry Christmas. And all that jazz. Christmas, happy Hanukkah, and all that jazz. I was in capacity. And was your husband not the same in the end, ma'am? Because he put a food tray in front of me and then threw it at me? That's my symbol where that personality changes because of an illness or a disability. I put a food tray in front of him and then threw it at me. He didn't much care for my Salisbury steaks. I made mashed potatoes with Osnick in them and he got sick toward the end. He was a real asshole. You'd make the mashed potatoes with Osnick if you knew him too, you white bitch. So he says, and I'm sorry, he says, but I want you to know how much I love you and more importantly how much I appreciated everything that you did for me. He goes, and my wife makes a mean pie.

So I don't know, you make good pie. He's referring to my pussy. Brian, please. First of all, she's also really stereotyping this woman who is a lovely black woman, older woman, larger and saying, I bet you make, she makes a great pie. Yeah. Teresa has been known to do this. She's very racist, I think, if you ask me, but, you know, I guess that's an opinion

that's never been proven in court. If it's like a shepherd's pie or like a pecan pie or it's pecan. How do you understand that? You understand? It was a Drano pie. Some sort of pie. Shepard's pie. He didn't have taste buds at the end.

All the cigarettes smoking. As long as you understand it, that's all I care about. And where does the brother come in that's departed? Or somebody like a brother? A friend or a cousin? Is your brother departed? A friend or a cousin? I shot him. Where does the departed come in? Or somebody like a brother? A good friend? Cousin? Is your brother supportive? A friend or a cousin?

I shot him. Where is the departed brother? Or someone like a brother or a cousin or a friend? A friend, a cousin, an uncle? Any noun? Do you know someone that would refer to as a noun? Brother-in-law died recently.

Perfect. So know that I'm very sorry. Perfect. Thank you. Congratulations on the death. That works. Yes. But know that he's taken this opportunity to step forward as well. Did somebody fall? Who fell? Because I felt like I fell. And then that was... Well, I did push Uncle Gene down the stairs, but there was an argument involved and things got a little heated.

It was over my pie. The beginning of my downfall. The beginning of his downfall was an actual fall. It was an actual downfall. That's a little strange. This woman's not registered. Yeah, no, she's not. I'm not sure she's registered since 1986. She just shook her head. She just shook her head.

She just shook her head. She said, no, that didn't happen. Do you understand that? You understand that. Do you next to her, do you understand that? How about two rows up and to the left? Do you understand that? Is there anybody who understands that?

Was there something that I said before that you understood? Was there anything that I've said previously that you might have understood? Beth Dombkowski Which included anything. Jared Sussman Yeah, I know. That's a pretty broad statement. Did you understand anything? Beth Dombkowski Told me to look at you. Beth Dombkowski Really? Beth Dombkowski Yeah.

Jared Sussman Yeah, really? Wow. I don't like to be looked at. Beth Dombkowski Something that I said before, Spirit had me say to you, like, hmm, I wonder if that's my loved one. Beth Dombkowski Well, you know, I have a lot of deaths that have occurred in my past, and so just thinking about that. I have murdered quite a few people in the past. I'm on quite the tear. I can't stop myself. You know, it just made me think back on them. Did somebody fall? No, there hasn't been falls, but I guess you can interpret it like that in some kind of way.

Ah, well, that woman's being generous and trying to help her. I think she's trying to, she sees that Teresa's embarrassing herself and she's trying to be nice. However you can, because look, you have to understand, I read with... Look at the two ladies behind the desk. They're like, this is so creepy. There's the two ladies that are hosting this local morning show and they are showing a shot of the two ladies who have, by the way, since the beginning looked pretty skeptical about what's going on when they showing shots of her. Right now, the look in this woman's face says all you need to know.

We should cut this short. Integrity. Do you want to say that? And respect her. She is. She's cutting it short. As Ryan is still out, she is currently reading. We're going to put all of this up on our wendycitylive.com page.

And of course, be sure to check it out. We don't want to interrupt her. We want to let her do her thing. So have a good... I think this might go on for another minute. Hey, everybody. Hold on. Let's see.

You feel like I fall and I hit my head, then it causes all of these other things. Is that correct, ma'am? My... See, this is why people write things about me. I'm just saying. This is why people love me so much. This is why A&E continues to give me $750,000 a year to make my show. That's the thing that pisses me off the most, too, is that...

And listen, there are so many television shows we can say the same about in different categories in different circumstances. And we were just talking about this before we came on air. There's the fetishization of all different kinds of things in reality TV show from dating moms to, you know, people who are overweight too. But this is the worst kind is that there's people

at A&E or Lifetime or whatever, they must know that this is just a bunch of parlor tricks here, but yet they put them on TV and edit it in a way to make it look like Teresa hits a home run a hundred percent of the time. Because you're not expecting it and it's very overwhelming. You thought you were going to hear from your husband more so than your father. Do you understand that? But sometimes it's important that we… I hate how she says, do you understand that? Yeah, because she's just trying to, she wants them to buy in. She's gauging.

Yeah, she wants them to buy in. And the more, and that's also why Teresa does not leave a lot of room for conversation. No, she has to keep talking. It's all yes or no. Yeah, she needs to drive the narrative, because the second that she lets someone else do that, she's in la la land and it doesn't work. I need to hear from another soul before we can heal from the other losses. Do you understand that? Because your father keeps coming forward. He made me feel like I fell in the bathroom and I hit my head. Different fall, but…

You're wrong 100%. But, you know, we can be... Okay. You're not in the same ballpark, but you are in the same zip code, if you know what I mean. And that caused all of these other disabilities and ailments, and it's almost like, oh my God, if he never fell, none of this would have ever happened. She's still trying to convince someone that a fall has made their loved one die. This is the worst part of Teresa's ignorance, of her absolute ego-driven ignorance, is that she makes people think something that isn't true. She just rewrote

this lady's story about her husband's death, and she does this all the time. As long as she gets the win, everybody else takes the loss. Now this lady, poor lady, if she believes in this, is going to go home and think that for some reason, a fall three years before her husband's death had something to do with his death. And if she had just realized that the fall, you know, I don't know, caused an aneurysm or whatever, then everything would be okay. But at least Teresa looks good on local Chicago morning news. Passively. So, it's just validating that we need to... Possibly. Possibly. Not really sure. Don't really believe you.

To let go of those things. Do you understand that? Sure. Sure I do. So who was the young male that's departed connected to you? Are there three of them? There have been quite a few. Because I saw three souls step forward and they made me feel like that was such a world. Are they all in a line up and they step forward? Yes! Of course, Chris, you don't know how this works. You've never had that heavy sensation on your breath, that gagging back in your throat.

Legs numb. The piggy fronting right on the back of your head. Yeah. It's kind of like when you're sleeping and Jeff sticks his morning wood into the back of your head. Yeah. It's kind of like if, you know, when you're sleeping and Jeff sticks his morning wood into the back of your, you know. That is carried throughout the family. Do you understand that? Definitely. So it's acknowledging that their souls are at peace. They don't want us to carry these burdens.

She says the same thing to every single person. She just uses different words. Kind of like a crazy haircut, or like they would have their head shaved and like have like different things shaved. Oh, yes. She did that on another show where she profiled. Your casual, absolutely obvious racism is insulting and disgusting, Teresa.

You are a hot racist. Oh man. She's a terrible human being. She's a terrible human being. Do you agree with me, Christina? Are you picking up on this? Oh my God, yeah. This is crazy. No, I think she sucks. The racism, racist stuff is just really, really grimy. Yeah, she's just profiles. She's looking at this young black woman and she's like,

yep, these three guys you know that have died, they've got something shaved in their head. I'm like, you bitch. Yeah, she's short of saying did they get shot by a gang member, you know what I'm saying? It's like, she's just so fucking obviously racist. Her head with like designs or something. She's like, no, not every black person

has a shaved head with a design. And by the way, it's the white people who make that look terrible. Do you know someone like that? Oh, she moved to the next black person and asked him. Oh my god. Keep showing me like lightning bolts and stars. I don't know what that is.

In the sides of the head. Do you know someone with the crazy haircut sir? She's asking another black person. Oh my god. Oh, Teresa. You are horrible. Cancel her immediately. Get her off television. Bobber? No. I make you nervous, sir?

Oh. She's like, he's like, yes, you do. You're a racist white lady with money. Yeah. What is she doing? She's staring at someone. Yeah, she walked up the stairs in the audience. Now she's getting angry with this guy because this guy refused to say that he has

dead people in his life that have clearly stereotyped haircuts. Yeah. Who do you connect with the mom that's departed? Grandmother? Oh! Ha ha ha! Yeah. How do you connect with the mom that's departed? Grandmother? Yeah. Grandmother? Uncle?

Aunt? Brother? Sister? Mom? She's moved on for the guy with the haircut. Excuse me, Chrissy, I'm going through the Rolodex. Friend? Cousin?

Neighbor? Child? Aunt? Uncle? Dog? Turtle? Human being? Things that breathe? In this world? Out of this world, in the universe, any noun

whatsoever. Told you! It's my gift! Yes, ever. You have to understand, I'm very blessed. I still have my parents. I wish she was here. I wish she would come on this show. I wish she would come on this show. If anybody knows Teresa Caputa makes this happen, I swear I will make a sticker every other day that doesn't brown out and I will put it on your refrigerator, personally. Teresa Caputa. Here in the physical world, my in-laws are still here in the physical world. I only recently

lost my grandparents. And when spirit makes me feel that I carry such a burden or the weight of the world on me and I feel like I lost a part of my soul, I think we all feel that way when we do lose a loved one. But in this case, I just felt that I wish I could have done more. Do you understand that? And we feel guilty. Look, the reason why spirit brings these things up is because when we place these burdens, we can't heal. So saying, I don't want you to look back and say- You know why they can't heal? Is because dumb shits like you keep on bringing it up

so that you can make an extra buck on the next ticket sale or television show or shitty merch that you sell, Teresa. Swear. Now I'm getting angry because I feel like now she's just, it's clear after having done this long enough with Teresa that she is so overtly racist. She's a scam artist and a fucking prejudiced human being. Yeah. And she wants us to believe that she's carrying the weight of the world.

You are not carrying the weight of the world. You are white, you are racist, and you are privileged, and you are making money on the backs of people who are vulnerable in shitty situations, and you're taking advantage of them by using words to confuse them about what really happened to their loved ones. Fuck you. I could have been there more. I should have done more. Merry Christmas. Where's the Tylenol? I should have done this. Do you understand that? Please let go of all regret, no regrets. Remember the good times. Does that make sense?

Remember the bad times. And you're a good boy. Remember the bad times. They want you to remember the bad times and feel horrible. Remember the worst things about them and then, you know, wake up in the morning and try and reconcile your life. Do you understand that? We're off.

Oh, we're off? Oh, OK. All right. No, never mind. Forget everything I said. Bye. See you later. You owe me $139.76. Talk to you later. No, we just lowered your mic. The dead people don't know off. Ah! My one line is a classic. What is happening?

What is happening? Why did she? Oh, they're lowering her mic because the other ladies are trying to do a television show. Right. The other ladies are actually doing a television show. This isn't the Teresa show. No. People want you to do. If you're... Listen, I said I want to be 5'7 and 120 pounds.

It ain't happening. No, but you know that, you know, that, that's the, that's the thing about my gift. Oh, okay. I think we just, it's, it's replaying itself. Uh, yeah. I mean, listen, what else is there to say about Teresa Caputo? She is the world's worst human being. That's all I got to say. No mass.

Yeah. Yeah. Once again, I mean, I mean every time every time it starts off as shits and giggles and then Brian gets all worked up because terrible You I Hope this goes viral not for me, but for her I hope this goes viral because we have shed light on this in the past But I don't think that it's been quite so obvious as it was today that shed light on this in the past, but I don't think that it's been quite so obvious as it was today that Theresa Caputo not only is lying to people, scamming people out of money

and doing a parlor trick, but then she's overtly racist about it, which is just terrible. It's just terrible. And that fucking accent, that goddamn hair. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. She's never had her bell rung before. And say, say...

I think the ghosts have gotten up in there. Oh yeah, well should they piggy front her all the time? Yeah. Who doesn't love a good piggy fronting every once in a while? And I want you to reach... Cleanse out the fire. It does? As does a colonic too, just to let you know.

Tell Jeff, anytime you needs his bell rung, I'll come over there. I'll check for smooth texture. I'll let him know. Hard points. Listen, us guys, we gotta stick together, right? You do, have to help each other out. It's not a sexual thing.

It's not mainly a sexual thing. It's a health thing, and then it's a sexual thing. Well, we can do both, Chrissy. Tell Jeff we can do both. You can record it in your Apple help. Yeah. Oh we only could if they had like a little monitor on your finger and you could just go in there, wipe the windshield and it says your bell's been rung. You're good. You're a hundred percent less likely to get prostate cancer. Check your balls guys. Make sure you get that prostate check That's all I gotta say. That is an important message. And 21 EPMs will reduce your chances of cancer by an estimated

38 percent. 21 EPMs a month. Are you keeping up? Don't don't answer that question. Not on my... you should be. Astrid gets angry about the sexualized text messages So don't do that All right, two one two four three three three TCB two one two four three three three eight two two questions comments concerns Content ideas we are taking them all right there at that phone number TCB podcast calm all the audio and the video YouTube comm slash the commercial break for every episode of the commercial break moving forward on YouTube and Spotify a couple of days after it comes out on Spotify. Okay, Chrissy. That's all I can do for now I think so, but I'll tell you that I love and I love you

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