The Commercial Break - 12 Days Of TCB: Bryan's Escape!

Episode Date: December 21, 2024

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You've always wanted to be part of something bigger than yourself. You live for experience and lead by example. You want the most out of life and realize what you're looking for is already in you. This is for you. The Canadian Armed Forces. A message from the Government of Canada. Hamburglar, why are you calling? Rubble, rubble.

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Best to you out there in the podcast universe and happy holidays. Sometimes podcasts like ours will take off a lot of time during the holidays, but not us. We're Gluttons for Punishment, so we have the 12 Days of TCB coming at you, December 13th through the 25th, brand new episodes every single day, and live, fresh episodes during the entire holiday season. As the great Clark Griswold once said, Holy s***, where's the Tylenol?

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in the podcast universe thanks for joining us here we go we're doing it we're rolling through the 12 days the 13 days or the 20 days of TCB, depending on how you count it. Don't worry. We'll get our maths right in 2025. Megan and Harry making quite the, having a quite the kerfuffle over there at Netflix. So I have never really been into the Royals. I think we talked about this one, the queen died and then, you know, we have to be careful. We have one of those in the building. I'm not a royalist. She's a royalist. Don't let her bullshit you.

No, I'm not. No, I'm kidding. Your parents are, though. So, Meghan and Harry have broken away from the royals. Okay, yeah, of course. And they came over here to the United States, I think in the hopes and the wishes, probably the expectation that they would take over America, that they would be the, the king and queen of the United States of America, at least in a pop culture sense, right? Um, because you know, Megan had already been famous here in the United States and then, you know, everybody loves

Harry after his jaunt in Las Vegas with his penis hanging out. You know, everyone was really excited. Remember that? Remember showing his penis in Las Vegas? Hey, listen, don't stop Harry from having a good time. You can't fault Harry. They can be a Royal has got to suck in a lot of ways. I mean, it's gotta be awesome in a lot of ways, but it's got to suck in a lot of ways. So they break away from the Royals. They make the announcement. They come over to California to embed with all the other rich people, Kanye and Kim and all those other people. And then Netflix comes a calling as you know that they would, it was either going to be a podcast on Amazon studios or it was going to be Netflix

and Netflix being the king of the streaming world, so to speak, said, here's $100 million, go out there and make us some fresh content. And Megan and Harry promised to deliver. And what they delivered was a hot steaming they walked in the room They walked in the Netflix executive boardroom They stood on the table and they delivered a hot steaming pile of turd Because besides that very first reality show that they had that really let's be honest about it while it revealed some stuff about the royals Reality show. I think it was like a documentary Whatever while it was

Interesting in some respects. It wasn't their story. Yeah, it was like a documentary, whatever. While it was interesting in some respects, it wasn't that interesting. I mean, let's be honest about it. And since then, they have done almost nothing of note. And now to cap their time at Netflix, the $100 million that they received to create these like four shitty television shows, they have produced a, I guess a 10-part mini-series on Polo, a docu-series on Polo. Oh, is that the Polo thing? I actually want to watch that.

Yes, bringing Polo to the masses, because, you, because when you have to buy horses, stables, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of veterinary care, and you have to have four horses just to play one match of polo. Four horses. Just four. Yes, and there's six minute little intervals. I don't know what they call them,

hex or cues or quads. Jaunts. Jaunts, yes, jaunt. Four different horses that you switch, like every three minutes, you switch a horse and you rest one and then you go. I watched the first 15 minutes of this terrible, terrible documentary trying to make it look like polo is the everyman sport, that people who play polo are really sports heroes and that the people around them suffer because of the sport that they play,

sacrifice, toil, and trouble that comes with playing polo in Palm Beach, Florida. Fuck you! Megan and Harry, fuck you! I gotta be real honest with you. This is the dumbest fucking idea that they could have possibly had. They make themselves look even more entitled. They make themselves look even more out of touch.

And they put themselves at a level that is unbelievably unattainable. No one can play polo because it's such a fucking expensive sport, let's not even get into the treatment of the horses. You don't have enough time in your lifetime, in two of your regular lifetimes to even have one year of polo. Two of my regulars. Two of your regulars equal one day of Megan and Harry, because apparently Harry can twiddle off the fucking Saint Croix and play a polo match while you and I are sitting here doing the 65,000 hours of TCB just so we can pay health insurance.

It's fucking unbelievable. It really is. It's the audacity to try and make polo seem like an every man's sport when what it really is is like the egotistical, it's like the epitome of obnoxious rich entitlement, in my opinion. And I watched however long I could digest of this, and all it shows is good looking white rich men doing nothing but riding their horses along all day, riding their red rockets as they do, boys just mounting things as they do.

Shirtless, sometimes, because let's make sure we get in the abs. Okay, I'm scratching that off the list then. Please! Going back to Queer Eye. Yes, thank you! Let's get to something that's a little bit more realistic, like, you know, gay guys dolling up straight guys for a hobby. Let me tell you something.

If Netflix wants to spend $100 million, they can come here and drop $100 million right here and I will work so fucking hard to give you the most mediocre content that's ever been produced on Netflix. It won't be all that good, but it won't be terrible, I promise you. And it won't be about fucking horses and rich people. Meghan and Harry. That's all I gotta say, honestly. I was kinda rooting for Meghan and Harry at some point. I was like, okay, they're getting a bad rap. They're over here. They're just trying to make their way in the world. I was too. But now that this

polo thing has come out, I'm 100% against Meghan and Harry. Are they shown in it? Briefly. Okay. Briefly. Because, you know, they didn't want it to be a documentary about Harry just playing polo. But this is such a steaming pile of turd, and Netflix knows it, that there has been

no promotional materials made. No one has been out on podcasts, ABC, NBC, morning shows. No one's talking about it. There are no trailers running around, you know, other streaming platforms or however they do these things. And there's no conversation. No one's coming to our show. No one's coming. Yes. No one's. I haven't seen Harry at the commercial break yet. Already those other spoiled rich brats. I mean, honestly, it's you watch 15 minutes of it. Well, I saw a clip of it the other day, you know, how it just automatically plays when you hit on a show, which can be kind of annoying. Yes. But it just automatically played and

I thought I was like, oh, Polo, I don't know, maybe I'll save it. But maybe not. See if you can digest even 30 minutes of this particular show, because it really got my goat. In a time when people are really suffering to make ends meet, and a lot of us are struggling with paying healthcare costs or for feeding our families or getting from point A to point B, listen, we are blessed that we get to make a living doing what we're doing, super blessed.

And I'll never complain about having this job. I don't dig ditches for a living. I'm not up on high rises, you know, doing rivets or do they still do rivets? I'm not sure. Okay. Whatever it is I'm doing, I'm not complaining about doing this for a living. What's rivets? Window washing? Rivets, you know, rivets. You know, the guys that we used to like the iron workers, they would do rivets, hot rivets, they'd throw them to each other in buckets. Never mind, it's a different story for a different day. But we don't do rivets. And so, you know, I feel blessed in that sense. I really do. But to try and make polo approachable, like, as if it was something that anybody, that 99.99%

of human beings could even pretend to want to do. Listen, golf is bad enough. You really, you have to pay $150 every time. Do you hear that? I have horses running right outside my door. That is unbelievable how loud that is. My daughter, one of my daughters is so loud, she walks like her dad does with her heels, and you could just hear it all through the entire house. To make polo try and seem approachable and that people suffer because of this sport that they play. What was the suffering that was happening? Oh, it's like in the beginning, you know how they say, coming up on this season of, you

know, right? It's these wives of the polo players and they're like, everybody around him, you know, no one gets enough time from him. Everybody suffers because of polo. Everybody. Oh, God. Meanwhile, suffering is not drinking, you know, lazy teenies in fucking, you know, Martinique every Thursday on your way to your private jet going to a polo match. That's not suffering. Suffering is being denied healthcare. That's what suffering is. And these people have no idea what suffering is because that's not

the world that they live in. I mean, I listen, I understand suffering is relative. Like stress is relative, suffering is relative. And if you work hard for your money, I don't fault you for being a billionaire or millionaire. Do what you want to do with it. But please don't try and pull the wool over our eyes and all of a sudden make it seem like polo is the thing everybody should, we should have been paying attention to polo all along. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, no, it's not relatable at all. You look at the formula for a successful sports documentary, docu-pic, docu-drama, whatever it is, Aaron Hernandez story. Aaron Hernandez came from nothing. Now he did murder a bunch

of people. I'm sorry about that, but he came from nothing, right? The guy comes from nothing. Father is abusive, no money in the home. And he struggles all his life to be accepted, to be, to figure out who he is. And he becomes one of the better football players. A lot of drama, a lot of strife. That's a, that's a, in there is brewing a good story for a docu series or a docu drama or whatever it is. My 15th horse has a sprain so I can't use him in my polo match today is not anything that I'm fucking concerned with. It really isn't except for the horse that has the strain quote unquote, because we really

know what's going on. That horse is in the glue factory fuckers fuck you Megan and Harry fuck you you know who's gonna get mad about this Maryann because she is a royalist oh she is a royal well actually maybe she's a royalist she won't really care about Megan and Harry well that's true she's a true royalist right that's true how do your parents feel about Meghan and Harry? They hate them. Of course they do. Of course they do.

I get it. Are they fans of Charles? I don't think they have any thoughts about Charles, really, but I'm not totally sure. Does anybody have any thoughts about Charles? I think, you know, they have a general respect, and that's probably all they care about. It's just like part of their culture. It's part of their existence. Part of their, yeah.

It's part, yeah, it is what it is, and they're not really plussed either way. They don't really give a shit. Well, listen, I didn't really give a shit until I saw the absolute shit show that was Polo on Netflix. I mean, $100 million, $100 million. They've had some other stuff that's gone belly up.

They've had a lot of stuff that's just kind of failed because let's be honest about it, they're not all that good at making television. And when they, there was like this whole expose on the Daily Beast, I know it's terrible. There's this whole expose on the Daily Beast or something about this particular series and how the people at Netflix are so frustrated with Meghan and Harry Meghan specifically because they had come to Netflix and pitched that they were going to put together a television series, a docu-series, that basically touched people's lives and did good work and bridged whatever.

And then they come to them with this completed polo series and Netflix is know, did good work and bridged whatever. And then they come to them with this, like, you know, completed polo series, and Netflix is like, what the fuck is this? You know, what the fuck is this? Why are we doing this? And that's why they're burying it. And now, apparently what is left in the can is a cooking show by Megan that has been sitting on the shelf for like nine months

that no one wants to put out there for whatever reason. I don't know. I don't get into the specifics about Netflix. But I'm telling you right now, Netflix could drop a tenth of that, $10 million on us, and we would create some high entertainment. I'd basically just take a camera and watch my kids run up and down the... I was going to say... Oh my God. Hey guys. Hey, we're trying to work in here! I'm trying not to become the Meghan and Harry of podcasting and drop a steaming pile on everybody. I wonder

if that comes through on the actual audio. It's got to, right? If it's that loud? It does, yeah. It does, here and there. It does? Okay. Well, those are... Even after it's been leveled and everything. That's the little pitter patter of Santa's elves. I just want you to know that. All right, well listen, let's take a break. I'll go yell at my children and give them reason for therapy later on in life. The National Coalition Against Domestic Violence is the charity that we're currently asking you to donate to this holiday season. Charities get most of their money during the holiday season

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All right I've sufficiently beat my children into submission so we shouldn't hear any more of that. Okay, so after my Megan and Harry rant, you remember the first time you went to Jeff's house for the holidays, Jeff's parents' house for the holidays, Jeff's family's house for the holidays, because I can't wait to say that. Yes, I do. How was it? Yes, it was great. It was nervous, you know, you're a little nervous. Of course, yes.

But his mom was lovely and yeah, it was fantastic. This whole family was very welcoming. Yes, I think that is, in my opinion, the first time you meet the parents or the parents and then the first time you do holidays together. Those are two like big indicators of whether or not things are on the right track. Yes, are you gonna be a fit?

You guys can get along just perfectly fine together. Do you do well on vacation? Do you do well when you're sick? Do you do well staying together in the same place more than five nights in a row? And do you get together or do you do well at family events? Introductions, family, and those family holidays, those can be make it or break it.

Cause let's be honest, if you go over to your loved one's house and their parents are shitheads or you just don't get along with them or they give you the side eye, it's very difficult to get over that. You don't want to go to your loved one's families for holidays. You're likely not going to last very long. And I have been through this. I know this.

I stayed with someone way too long and their family hated me. And it was very uncomfortable. They hated me so much that I wouldn't even get invited to the holidays. It would be like, she would just avoid it. You know, well, I'm gonna go to my mom's on Christmas Eve, so I'll see you on Christmas day. And I'd be like, you don't want me to come in?

No, it's like a pajama party probably. And then I would see pictures on Facebook and there'd be like 12 people over there mean not included Fuck you Wow. Yes, you know I'm talking about Yeah, it was just a drama or she would start an argument the day before Christmas even that way It was there was an excuse not to have me over the truth was I don't think her family liked me I didn't like them very much any it was a it was a it was me either. Yeah, I don't like you either bitch It was really her stepdad that I didn't like.

But anyway, besides the point, parents have a lot of influence and sway over people's relationships. Families and parents, they can make or break a relationship. And here, I'm going to give you, while we're talking about this, I'm going to give you a little piece of Brian Greene advice when it comes to families and relationships. Do not tell your mom or dad, brother or sister, or maybe even best friend about every single argument that you have with your partner. No. Because they will slowly start to despise your partner and it will come tearing apart at the seams when your mother and father tell you that they're no good for you because you guys, all you guys do is fight because that's all you talk about is when you fight.

So, that's my little advice. But the truth is that you weren't good for each other, so. Fuck you. I don't know about you guys, but everything that gets told to me gets told straight to my sisters. Oh, yeah. Exactly. Okay, sisters, I think you can get, there's like a little bit of an exception there because sisters and brothers, you have that bond.

But I have seen this play out in real life where you slowly start to turn people against your partner, even though that's not really how you feel, because the thing that you talk most loudly about or most forcefully about are the arguments and disagreements that you have. And you don't color it in with all the wonderful that they're doing.

But you're right, they were bad for me in the first place, so fuck them. In the 90s, MTV knew this. MTV knew that parents held the most sway over who their children dated or fell in love with, and they built a whole show around it, Chrissy, and it was called Parental Control. Now, while I was hunting, Christina and I got in a text message chain, she was telling

me about another MTV show we may or may not review. And then that got me thinking about the other dating shows that were on MTV in the 90s and early 2000s that were quite frankly fucking insane. They would never fly now. But back then, it was a different time. Parental Control was a short-lived show. I think it was only three or four seasons. But it was a literally, I mean, it's a great concept. I'm not sure how well it's done, but it's a great concept. And that is rather than you pick your boyfriend or girlfriend, the parents will. And here's the twist. You already have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. So it's your parents trying to pick a new boyfriend.

I mean, who agrees to go on these fucking shows? You must be so thirsty when you say, yeah, I'll let your mom and dad pick a new dick. Yeah, no problem. I got that part down. So parental control. I thought it would just be a great time this Christmas now that we're thinking about spending time with family we don't love dig to go ahead and review Parental control that you want to do that. Yeah. All right. I may need your help Ah, there you go. All right. This is episode. Whabam! Episode!

I found my own construction company. I kill people for a living. I'm the general manager for our company. I also kill people for a living. And my hair is awesome. My daughter Lauren is a total catch. She's beautiful, sweet, and so much fun. Can I just say the out loud part here? Lauren does not look like the child of the father. I'm just going to share that right now. But Lauren might be adopted. You never know.

There's just one problem. His fucking boyfriend. We hate him. We hate him. What? What is this guy? by that boyfriend. We hate him. He came straight out of a Blink-182 video. He's wearing sunglasses, spiky gelled hair, a graphic t-shirt, and board shorts. And he got really close to the camera from up to down. Of course, that's with all the rage back there. Limp Bizkit. That's an original Limp Bizkit move, Chrissy.

Fred Durst originated that move. Face into the camera. Boyfriend is a jerk. They bleeped out jerk. They really bleeped out jerk. My hell, times have changed. Things have changed. She's dating Jeremy.

They've been together for three months and Lauren thinks he's a dream come true. But her parents think he's a total nightmare. So they're sending Lauren up on two blind dates with guys they've each handpicked just for her. If you think this is hard for Lauren, imagine how tough it will be for Jeremy when he sits down with her parents and they watch the dates together. Oh God, he sits down with them.

This is the most New Jersey family I've ever seen in my entire life, by the way. They're responsible for the trends. Yes. Teresa Caputo haircut on the mom. Dad's a... What does he have? A trash compacting company or something? A construction company?

Waste management. Yes. And now their little soprano in training is sitting next to them waiting for the girlfriend to go out on two dates. Handpicked by mom and dad. How do they handpick them? Find them in a grocery store? Yeah.

I think MTV shubs them to them. I'm pretty sure the producers just showed up at the front door with these two good necks. Have amazing legs. I can't believe this. He's touching her calves and I'm sitting next to you cows. Enjoy looking at her on the screen. Cause it's over pal.

I can't believe this. Uh, she's touching his legs and I gotta sit here reading jokes the producers wrote. At the end of the day he probably said this really sucks and MTV bleeped it out. Lauren will have to decide which guy she wants to keep seeing her boyfriend Jeremy or one of the new guys her parents selected for her. New guy, new guy, new guy, new dick, new dick. This is back when shows actually had an opening, like a theme song. Now it's just, you can just go straight into the television show. People don't have the patience for theme songs anymore.

So radical. Hi, I'm Lauren. My boyfriend's name is Jeremy. He's super hot and he knows how to break it down. First of all, everyone's break it down. Yeah. Well now they would say he knows how to dick me down Really makes me My god angry when Jeremy criticizes or insults Lauren, whoa bad hair day He cuts her down and makes her feel bad about herself

Damn girl, you got some chicken legs. Is that what you're wearing? He's the one that's going to be feeling bad, if you know what I mean. Jeremy. My pretend punching abilities are right here. Wow. Now, clearly this is just for the camera. This is all scripted, you can tell, because they're poorly saying these lines. But if he really does say things like that to her, then I can understand where these parents are coming from. 100%. Someone's talking like that to my daughter in front of me, and it's game over.

Oh yeah. Where's his sunglasses? All the time. Even indoors. What does he think? He's some kind of movie star? He's afraid to get recognized? Forget the sunglasses.

Do us all a favor and just put a bag over your head. Yeah, I got that, da da da. Drives me crazy that Jeremy ends every sentence with, oh yeah. Pork rinds, oh yeah. Baby, I love you. GED, oh yeah. Suspended license, oh yeah. Syphilis.

Zero, herpes simplex, oh yeah. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Ciphalus! Zero-fax! Herpes Ciplex A! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Aww yeah! Tuner casserole! May I finish this sentence? Aww yeah!

Pre-ejaculation! Jeremy, you're out of here for good. Aww yeah! And how about this one? Lauren's boyfriend throws temper tantrums. Anytime he doesn't get his way, he stomps his feet and yells like a little baby. Yeah. And how about this one? Lauren's boyfriend throws temper tantrums. Anytime he doesn't get his way, he stomps his feet and yells like a little baby. They gave me kung pao.

I ordered orange. Oh yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, interception. God, this is not fair. What's the matter, Jeremy? You need someone to come in and change your diaper?

Our daughter needs to be with someone who appreciates all she has to offer. Jeremy, it's time for you to move on. Because you're out of here. We're gonna find a new boner for her to ride. MTV Networks Casting Call. They're outside the MTV Networks building, which is so un-MTV-like, I just have to say that. It's like just a normal office building. And they have a-

A line. What I can imagine is clearly set up, a shot of a line of guys, maybe 50 of them, standing in line waiting to get the front door. Now it's time for mom and dad to meet the potential blind dates for Lauren. Hi. Hey, I'm Dylan. Was that Nick Lachey? I think it was Nick Lachey.

Well, he lasted about as long on this as he does on that Love is Blind. They walk in and walk out of the door. Yeah. And by the way, I'm making fun of people showing up to the MTV networks. This is the guy who sent in at least two applications to Real World, so at least. Yep. Thanks for coming. So, what do you do for a living?

I work at a gym. I'm working in a grocery store. I sell insurance. I'm a semi-pro babysitter. I practice masturbating! I sell insurance. Aren't they like in high school? Yes, well, I mean, I got to imagine they're like in their early 20s, but yeah. He said I'm a semi-pro babysitter. A semi-pro babysitter? My pro.

Sometimes I watch them, sometimes I don't. I'm a full-time student and an athlete. I'm working on being a kids' pastor. I set rat traps for a living. Like an exterminator. Are you serious? Yeah, puts food on the table. Hey listen, that's a guy I can get behind right there. Not the rat trap part, sorry

you're out. But a guy who actually gets his hands dirty for a living is someone I'm okay with. I rap and dance. Fold clothes all day. Right now I'm not really doing much, just freelance construction. Right, I'm in construction myself. Could you hook me up with a job? I thought you were here for a date Not a job. Oh, well listen if we could knock out two at the same time. I certainly appreciate it Do you see my t-shirt? Who is that? It looks like Mandy Moore Nothing like showing up with the graphic wolf tee that's got Mandy Moore on it to profess

your love to Mandy Moore. And keep it open, you know? What's something you like about a woman starts with the letter B? Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Why does it always have to come down to boobs? Beavis?

Beavis? To be fair, I think it's the first... Yeah. You set them up for that one. I would have said brains, but you know, okay. I thought we were coming up to boobs. Mardaff? I'd have to say her beauty. Oh my god, I love that answer!

Badonkadonk. Badonkadonk? Oh my god. This is a relic. Someone put this in a time capsule. Junk in the trunk. So you like big butts? I cannot lie. Oh, I knew you were going to say that. I don't know. Okay, well, hey, he's a man. What do you expect? We need somebody who can be there for our daughter in good times and in bad. Put on this wig, pretend you're my best friend, and try to cheer me up.

I'm not sure who's more thirsty here, the parents or the kids? The parents definitely seem thirsty. Hey, what's the matter? Why are you so upset? Have I told you that you're awesome? Every guy at school loves you. Hey girlfriend. I'm sad. Cheer me up. I'll give you a back massage. I'll give you a back massage. I'll give you a front massage.

Dad's like, uh-uh. And some hot cocoa. What? Well, we already know that the parents aren't going to like this guy for stereotypical. Listen, New Jersey drones. That's all I got to say. Jersey drones.

Come here, sweetheart. What's wrong about your feelings? Why are you such a pig, your heart? I gotta say. Jersey drones! Come here, sweetheart. Come here. That's why I bought your feelings. Why are you such a pig, your heart? I'm depressed! Cheer me up! Make me smile! Give me a break, b***h! I'm trying!

This conversation is over. He said, give me a break, b***h. I'm trying. Nothing like impressing mom. Like calling her a b***h. Tell me one thing you like to do before you die. A monage de trois. What?

An intercourse. An intercourse. He said intercourse. Well, at least his expectations are reasonable. Intercourse. I'd like to try that before I die. Uh-huh. I want to run a marathon.

I've always wanted to kick down a door, just find some random door. Kick down a door? That's big goals. You dream big, baby. I would like to kick down a door, just find some random door and... Kick down a door? That's big goals. You dream big, baby. I would like to have a... That guy is literally the definition of a lug nut. And he is Omiba. Baby with Angelie Jolie.

Who wouldn't, huh? Yeah. I'm still... I wanna be the first man to walk on the moon. Dude, where... Oh, dude, come on, man. You clearly... I mean, is this Joe Rogan?

Is this Rogan? You know we've already been there. Why should we pick you to date our daughter? Why shouldn't you pick me? That is the real question. Because I'll always be there for her. I'm a good guy. I'll treat her right.

I'm a gentleman. I'm always going to be opening doors for her. Great answer. Because I have an IQ of 60? Aye. Yeah, yeah. 60's nothing to brag about great answer. Because I have an IQ of 60? I... Yeah, yeah. 60's nothing to brag about, bro. Yeah.

First of all, second of all, we all know who they're gonna pick. They're gonna pick the dude with the hat who sets the rat traps, and they're gonna pick Johnny Come Lately with the Mountain Dew hair. The beauty. Oh, I am 160. That's right. I'm good looking. I have a big brain.

My butterscotch nipple. Oh, what? Do you want one scoop or two? Oh. I'll cheat your daughter out. Wow. I don't need to see that We have raised an entire generation of morons. These are the same guys by the way that are crypto bros Now I just want you to know that crypto bros listen to Rogan. These are the dudes Make her happy because I already feel the connection. I think you guys feel it too and here I thought I was feeling gas

Thank you very much for coming. No problem. Thank you. Nice meeting you. think you guys feel it too. And here I thought I was feeling gassed. Oh, sh-t. Thank you very much for coming. No problem. Thank you. Nice meeting you. Thank you, guys. Don't be a picnic. I'm in for the real thing here.

Cool. I love this music. It is so 2005. Baa-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na RAP ROCK RULES Okay, let's do this. Let's see what we got. I'm so ready. Alright. That's my baby right there. That's your pick and that's my pick. Either way, we're ready.

Meanwhile, are they on a Macintosh 001? I think they're using a laptop to pick. I think they're using a laptop to pick and MGV has put a like as Overlaid it with a shot of the six guys that are nine guys that they're looking at this could not have been more Unrealistic this show. Oh, it's Jeremy life's gonna be good. All right So here's what's up my mom and dad think my boyfriend Jeremy is bad news So they each set me up on a blind date. My mom's choice's up. My mom and dad think my boyfriend Jeremy is bad news, so they each set me up on a blind date. My mom's choice is up first. She really likes funny guys, so I bet he'll make me laugh.

Jeremy, why don't you take off those sunglasses and show some respect? What are you going to do about it? This guy...wow. Yeah, the guy who's currently dating their daughter. Jeremy. Yeah, I think he then went on to try on for Jersey Shore. Then he went on to try out. Yeah, he's in Jersey Shore rejects.

He looks like a Jersey Shore reject. He's a punk ass. Or maybe a punk ass for your fat ass. Damn. Ooh. I mean, going in hot. If one of my daughter's boyfriends said that to me. No way.

Oh, mama. No way. This is my guy. Wait till you see the eye candy I picked for you. The guy who sets rat traps. Ha ha ha ha. Oh, and it was gonna be him. Oh, Chad.

Chad's the one who said Beauty. Yes. Was his, the B. I can't believe his name is really Chad. Hey Chad, come on in. Thanks. The guy I picked is a sweetie. He's not full of himself at all.

And I think my Lauren's gonna love him. My gorgeous daughter Lauren. I'll make your daughter happy and she'll have- And I'm boner right in front of her boyfriend. I'm up for cucking You know what I'm saying mom dad tons of fun and her creepy boyfriend He's got his sunglasses on Honestly if this if there's any reality in this like if this actually happened that the new boy potential boyfriend showed up during

Like if this actually happened that the new boy potential boyfriend showed up during you know at a function at the house And you had to sit there and watch your girlfriend go on a date with another guy that would be torture I think especially for a 18 year old no Nice sunglasses, bro When Chad walked in I was like I gotta get some mayonnaise for that white bread. Screw that dude. So, Lauren, you ready to go on our date? Let's go. Alright, let's do it. Mayonnaise for that white bread.

I don't remember that dig. Me and my eyebrows will be here waiting for you. Me and all 12 inches of my eyebrows will be right here waiting for you. Not too much fun, no touching. No touching. I walked in the door, he seemed sweet, and really good looking. Lauren and Chad are off for some high speed fun, while mom, dad, and boyfriend Jeremy get to watch the action right from their living room. Good pick mom.

Hey, don't f*** with my glasses. Hey, I wanna make sure you see this. What the f***? This dude needs to eat the cheeseburger. He's really skinny. He is very skinny. All right, before we get into the dates, maybe we should take a break. Let's remind you one more time, we would love if you would do some good with us this holiday

season and donate to one of the charities. This one y'all picked, the National Coalition Against Domestic Violence. Couldn't agree more on this one. Helping women and children who have suffered at the hands of abusers get back on their feet and make their way in the world. Just like good old Jeremy here is trying to, is going to have to do after his girlfriend goes out with a real man. All right, let's take a break and we'll be back.

Hi, you know what time it is, so let's get to it. back. commercial break, so check it out and throw us a follow, a like, a comment, whatever you can spare. If you want to get in touch with us, you can always text us or call us and leave us a voicemail at 212-433-3TCB. Now I have one last request. During the 12 or 263 days of TCB, check out our featured charities and donate to them if you can this holiday season. Alright let's take a listen to our sponsors and get back to the show. All right, and we're back with Parental Control. We're currently watching, what's his name? Can't remember. Jeremy. Jeremy. We're watching Jeremy suffer at the hands of MTV as his girlfriend goes on a date with the real man. Chad. Hey, pay attention. Chad. I just can't get over his name is actually Chad.

And you might learn something. We got these surfboards, we're not by the ocean. What's going on? We're going to do a little sport I like to call skurfing. Look at how cute he is. Why don't you date him? He's got more personality than that robot man over there. Who would you know about?

Oh snap! Does NPV pay for the counseling after this? They're going scurfing, by the way, which I've done many times myself. What is scurfing? I have no idea. Okay. Personality. Ah, here we go.

A skateboard that looks like a surfboard. That is honestly the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my entire life. Who wants to skateboard on a 10 and a half foot long surfboard? Real revolutionary. It's so revolutionary, it really took off. I don't remember it. Notice all the kids scurfing out there. I belong to the National Association of Scurfers.

I'm a scurf herderder if you know what I mean. And by the way, and we'll talk about this when this is done, but what really surprises me about this is how truncated these dates end up being. Watch, they're going to go skate down one half a block, they're going to have a little picnic in the park, and then it's going to be done. She's got to choose someone else. Don't you wish you guys could do fun things like that? This is like the X Games, except it's like the Z's Games. Let's do it for real.

Wow. Let's see the jokes here. Wait for me! Woo! That's what you call having fun. Good clean fun. We have clean fun. I shower with her all the time.

Oh, man. Jeez. You gave him some one-liners. Yeah, they did. Did they put them on cue cards or something? They must. This guy is not smart enough to come up with these on his own. ["Squid Game Show Theme"]

So, did you have fun? I had a great time. Let's get something to eat. OK, let's go. Let's get some chow. Let's get off these skurfs and let's go chow down on some dogs and some minches. Wouldn't it be nice for a train to have a guy look like that shot for our daughter? Yes, it would. What, is the difference between the t-shirt and jeans that the current guy is wearing

and the t-shirt and jeans that the other guy is wearing? No, it's not much difference. Well, there is some difference. It's so much fun. I think scurfing is my new favorite sport. I'm glad. Scurfing's awesome. So I brought us some fish tacos,

because fish tacos go perfect after a day of scurfing. Hey, mom, you ever make fish tacos? Yeah, I sure do. Dad, you ever eat mom's fish tacos? Does not... Oh, no. It's getting worse. Oh, it gets so much worse. So what are some of your favorite foods?

My favorite foods? I'd probably say strawberries and chocolate with a little whipped cream. Yeah, your daughter and I were playing with strawberries and whipped cream last night. I will kill you. No, no, seriously. No, no, seriously. She put whipped cream. Yeah, your daughter and I were playing with strawberries and whipped cream last night. I will kill you. No, no, seriously. No, no, seriously. She put whipped cream on my balls. No, seriously, Dad. I'll kill you.

Hey, Dad, have you ever put whipped cream on your wife's nipples? Yeah. Da da da da da da. We were cooking. I made dessert last night. Mom, it was almost as good as your fish taco. So what's the deal with your boyfriend anyway?

Is that her brother? Why is he calling her mom? There's no way. Yeah, honestly. They're not married. This is weird. This is weird. It's all weird.

He has a bad temper tantrum problem. Yeah, it's not good. Oh, that's a good one. I don't have a bad temper tantrum problem. Wow. Do you have a bad temper? Not really. Give me my pill.

Not really. I'm pretty loaded on... I have a bad temper tantrum problem. Wow. Oh. Do you have a bad temper? Not really. Give me my pillow. Not really. I'm pretty loaded on Zs and wakey-wacky-tobacco. Meanwhile, this guy's throwing a fit over here. So how do you control your anger?

I like to do some yoga. Just something that relieves some stress. Oh, yoga. Oh, yoga. Oh my god. Before you go, I got something for you to remember this date by. Every scurfer needs their board wax, and this is my favorite brand. Well, thank you. I had an amazing... Well, thank you. I had such an amazing 15 minutes with you.

Right. Thank you. I had an amazing 7 minutes with you. I'm glad. Scurfing is my new favorite sport. I didn't even have a chance to eat a fish taco. Bye. We should probably get you back home now. Okay, let's go.

All right. Woohoo! That was great. Isn't he awesome? Oh my god. No, he's not. Dude, you're out of here. I just got back from my date with Chad and it was crazy fun.

My dad's picked- Was it crazy fun? Was it really crazy fun? Wild. Yeah. I have a feeling that they picked people who were, like the family dynamics were already well established. They know that she's going to pick the guy she's already dating and that this is just

like, they're thirsty. They're going on TV to be on TV. Or pretend to pick. Yes, of course this is pretend. You don't talk to your loved one's parents like this and expect to get away with it. You're any second. I hope this guy's just as adventurous.

Lauren, are you ready to go out with an adult instead of a moron that throws hissy fits? Shut up, I'm not the one who throws hissy fits. Yeah you are, you're a little whiner, a little freaking baby. Hate you guys. All right. I swear, I think that that's her real brother.

It's gotta be her brother. You might be right about this. It might be the brother. Real man's like Lauren. Are you nervous? You have nothing to worry about. True. Oh, Dylan!

Dylan and Chad. Hey, Dylan, come on in. Dylan's got a little bit of the beads, you know, cut going on. Hey, Dylan, come on in, bro. Me and you are buds. Good kid. That kid is awesome. I just hope Lauren likes him at least half as much as I do. And my beautiful daughter, Lauren.

Wow, that's weird. Ha ha ha. I just hope Lauren sees in him what I saw in him. Fine, firm arms and a nice round potato bottom. Ha ha. Gentlemen, I'm always going to be opening doors for her. Something pops up. Whatever. When Dylan walked in...

Whatever, dude. I said to myself, I would do her. Then I realized it was a guy. I'm talking. You ready to go? All set. Alright, let's go. You remember what we talked about?

Remember what we talked about, my sweet dick. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. How much you love the motion in this ocean, baby. Remember, I'll be thinking about you, and if you choose someone else, I'm gonna break things in the house. She's mine now. Bullsh-t. When I first saw Dylan, he definitely looked like an athlete.

I love jobs. Does he? Does he really look like an athlete? I don't know what's true exactly. What kind of athlete does he look like? A bowler? A polo player. Yeah, a polo player.

That's right. Dylan and Dylan are off for some one-on-one time while mom, dad, and Jeremy are back at the house, ready to see how things are. Meanwhile, both of these dates take place on the same day if the clothing is any indicator because they're wearing the exact same thing they were wearing for the last date. Seriously, did you see that guy's hair? What do you call that? You see that?

He criticizes Lauren just like that. Only when her hair looks like **** too. Such a jerk. He is kind of a douche. I do actually have that. What happened to Jeremy? Oh, I know what happened to Jeremy. He got his GED and now he's working for the local sanitation company, selling ecstasy on weeknights at the under 18 club in the boardwalk.

So I brought you to the soccer field because I thought we'd play a little soccer. Got a little jersey for you. Why don't you take this and... I brought you to the local soccer field so you can play with my balls. Good change, I'll meet you back here. What is this, gym class? That's a fun date. They're not just sitting on the couch.

What is that? These are leaf blowers. Are we landscaping? No, come on now. We're playing leaf blower soccer. What's leaf blower soccer? Uh, it's just like regular soccer. It's just like what they told us in the production meeting. We're gonna blow leaf, we're playing leaf blower soccer. What's leaf blower soccer? It's just like regular soccer. It's just like what they told us in the production meeting.

We're gonna blow leaf, we're gonna blow the balls up and down the thing. Did MTV try and figure out the corniest games that they could play with these people? It sounds like it. Why don't they just go on a regular date? Get a cup of coffee, have dinner, make out in the back of a car.

I mean, what's up with this? Captain's taking the ball, you blow the ball. It's just like regular soccer, except it blows. We're just gonna waste gas and... Gas, time, money. ... pollution and money. Yeah, the good news is, Chrissy, they'll only be playing for two and a half minutes, so... Any date you've ever taken her on?

Have you taken her on one yet? We've raced... We've raced horses? What? Dude, you're boring. You guys are stupid. So what kind of girls do you usually date? Usually brunettes, actually. Brunettes are hot.

Yep, I agree, I agree. That's what I say. What about you? What kind of guys do you normally date? That's easy. Douchebags with sunglasses. Ooh. Ooh, snippy snappy.

Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows? Ha! Oh! Hey! He did. Why don't you cover up those caterpillar eyebrows? Ha! Oh! He did it. He made a dig. All right, here's how it's going to work. You're over there. I'm over here.

First one to three goals wins, and loser gives winner a massage. Wow, my muscles are feeling a bit tense. Yeah, that's right. Whoa, my breasts are feeling a bit tense Look at Jeremy I know he's hahahaha That's a peacock if I've ever seen one No, he's peacocking all over that couch

Throw out last night You're a legend in your own mind Damn straight Your teeth won't be damn straight if you keep talking about our daughter again. What are you gonna give me, braces? The f*** does that mean? No, I'm gonna kick your freaking ass. With a fist?

You know what kick means? Things are getting heated there. Whatever. I know. Geez. If I'm not dad, I'm just jumping on Jeremy. I'm not talking anymore. Not that I condone violence in any way, shape, form, but in this case, I might condone violence

in every way, shape or form. ["Bad Guy's Theme from The Bad Guy's Theme"] Oh. Oh, this seems like no fun whatsoever. They're trying to blow an exercise ball with battery-powered leaf blowers. From TORO. Ha ha ha.

What a date. They're just hitting it with their leaf blers. What a day. They're just hitting it with their leaf blower. I know. I know. It's so stupid. Wow. Look at how much fun that is. Oh, yeah. It does not look like any fun whatsoever. That's stupid.

It's the f***ing way. Oh, the leaf blower came apart. This massage is mine. You are mine! Yay! Score! Score! The loudest, most obnoxious game ever! I'm over this. I'm so sick of you. Give me my glasses.

That date was so fun. That date was so fun. Let's sit down here in front of these hot, bright lights and talk to each other. Good time. What do you got there? I got some juice and oranges. Nice.

Juice and oranges. Juice and oranges. He did not bring juice and oranges. He's an 18-year-old boy. He did not know how to do anything. He doesn't know how to cut up oranges. He did not bring juice and oranges. He's an 18 year old boy. He did not know how to do anything He doesn't know how to cut up oranges. That's completely unrealistic How did you think of that? He got hit in the head real hard. That's how he came up with it Um, I don't know me and my friends play some time I don't know me and my friends

They told me to lie about this part me and my friends totally came up with it in the production meeting right before we came on here. Pretty creative group of guys. Are you like an artist or something? Uh, actually, I'm in a band. Oh, really? Okay, which 18-year-old boy is not in a band? What's your band's name? We're called Brian's Escape.

Brian's Escape. Brian's Escape! That's the name of my new band! Brian's Escape! 100%. That is the name of her new band. I am literally dead. I am literally dead. Brian's Escape. We're changing the name of the commercial break to

Brian's Escape. It makes so much sense. It does! It makes so much sense. It does! It's all coming together so serendipitously. Season 6, no longer the commercial break, Brian's Escape, join us January 1st. Or whatever. Oh my god.

Brian's Escape. Oh my god. I don't know what's worse, Dashboard Confessionals or Brian's escape. Oh my god, I don't know what's worse, dashboard confessionals or Brian's escape. I can't. I can't. I'm sorry. Oh shit, that was so funny to me. Brian's escape.

No, we should call this Lauren's escape. Yeah, Lauren's escape. Yeah, that should call this Lauren's escape. Yeah, Lauren's escape. That was a great one, Mom. You're working on the personality I see though. Very good. I'm proud of you. So what did you think of me when you first saw me? Honestly, I first noticed your hair. I think it's sexy.

Thank you. Honestly, nevermind. It looks like a girl's hair. I thought it was sexy. You're a lot better looking than you are. You're a lot better looking than you are. So what did you first think about me when you saw me? I just thought, man, this girl is a knockout.

Why is she with this douchebag guy? Because I'm the best. Ah, yeah. You are so full of yourself. Ah yeah. Oh! He's a sweet guy. He just has issues.

Yeah. He's a sweet guy. He just has issues. That's a great way to describe anybody you're dating. When someone that I know says, I mean, I described one of my girlfriends like this for like four years. She's great. She's just got issues. I'm bad! Wow!

Hey, you look like March 98. 1898. Oh yeah. Oh you dick-ass. Oh yeah. I gotta be honest, I'm a little wiped out from that game. Why are you not too tired? Because I think you still owe me a massage.

I'm a little wiped out from running a blower up and down the half of soccer field. Oh my god. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Bring me them legs. What are you giggling at, Lauren? You have amazing legs. Really?

Jeremy says I have chicken legs. Jeremy's an idiot. You have great legs, like, seriously. You have great legs that I can feel through these shin guards and these soccer socks. I can't believe this. He's touching her calves, and I'm sitting next to you cows. Then you might want to put these on so you don't have to see it

anymore. Ooh, snap. Thank you. Feeling all loosened up? Yeah, nice and loose. Alright, should we get changed and get out of here then? Alright, so we should have sex? No.

Alright. Man, that was great. I don't know whether it was harder, the date or the blowers. Wow. Hey, did I do good, hon, or what? That sucked. I just got back from my date with Dylan, and he really made me sweat. What a hottie. Now I have to make a decision.

Okay, the moment has arrived, Chrissy. What will she do? Predictions on the table? Yeah, now I'm going to go with Chad. I'm going to say she sticks with the current guy that she has. He's got issues. Yeah, he's got issues, but when someone has issues, that usually means everyone has issues.

You know what I'm saying? And they've been together for a long time. I know this, trust me. Do I stay with Jeremy or go with one of the guys my parents chose? This is a really tough choice. Now it's time for Lauren to make her pick. Will she choose Chad, the sexy street surfer

The street scurfer Are they are the soccer blower will she choose Jeremy her boyfriend of three months and the person her parents can't stand This is an experience. I'll never. But it all comes down to this. I think I know who I want. But before I make my big decision, I'm gonna give you one more chance each to tell me why I should pick you. Well, I know Fourth of July only comes once a year,

but if you pick me... Well, that was... that was prophetic. As the lead keyboardist of Brian's escape. We'll be seeing fireworks all year long. Oh my god, that was terrible. Lauren, I don't understand science that well, but there's no denying the chemistry that we felt. Baby, if I've learned anything today, it's that I don't want to lose you, and I promise

that if you pick me I'm gonna promise if I pick you I'll start a band called Jeremy's practice whatever I can to make you happy thanks guys that was really sweet but I still need to get rid of one of you right now oh elimination time the stakes are very high the music very dramatic standing in a living room that hasn't been renovated since 1979 here we go Dylan you are so good-looking but your personality blows, just like our Dylan. Whoa! Damn! Wow!

All right, you go girl! And he gave her an ankle massage. I know! Over the sock ankle massage. I mean, that's second base in some religions. It is. Give right now. That's all right, I had fun anyways.

Aw, Dylan's always a gentleman. I don't care. I can't date a girl whose hair is shorter than mine. And now the hard part. Chad, you are so creative and athletic, but I'm afraid you may be too quiet for me. And Jeremy, we have so much fun together, but I'm sick of being insulted. By the way, how much goop does he have in his hair? I was trying to look at it. I mean, it is gel.

That hair is like dripping, like gel is literally dripping out of the top of his hair. It is a serious gel. Do I have made a decision? And the guy I choose is... Come on, Chad. Go, Chad. Do it, Chad. Chad! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b As Jeremy throws a fit. You're gonna regret this. I f***ing hate this. What are you doing? Get the camera off me! What are you doing? It's so so fake!

Get the camera off me! Woo! We did it man! We did it! Woohoo! We did our job and Jeremy's gone. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! How'd you ever date that baby? I have no idea.

But at least I'm with the real man now. You got that right. Yeah. Chad won. Oh, what happened to Jeremy? I have to know. I will follow up. I will let you know.

Next episode of the 12 Days of TCB, we're going to figure out exactly what happened to Jeremy and whether any of this was real at all. Christina will be reminding you. Yes, Christina will text me at midnight and remind me to figure out what happened to Jeremy. Or she'll find out, probably before I do. Wow, that really was a terrible television show. I was on the edge of my seat.

I was too. At the end, despite how terrible it was, and now I remember watching a lot of these episodes. And I always was so interested in the outcome and always rooting for the new guys yes you know the old guys are assholes they make the old guys look horrible. Of course but you can tell it was all fake as he was walking out of the house and he pretended to throw the camera yeah so obviously so obviously terribly fake but you know that it was any more innocent time back then it was

before everything was out there yes it was long before Maury yeah early 2000s for sure yeah dr. Phil Maury no 90-day fiance though none of that none of that didn't come around to the 2014s 15s anyway all Anyway, all right, well listen, another day knocked off. Scratch that off our advent calendar, Chrissy. We opened a gift and it was Jeremy going home. I can see Christina literally scratching it off the, scratching it off the calendar. Thank you, I appreciate that.

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