The Commercial Break - 5 Naked Days In Dublin!

Episode Date: August 28, 2023

The best dating advice of 2023? Get your nuts out on TV! Bryan & Krissy finally deliver their sauciest episode yet with Naked Attraction. What’s with people leaving dog poop in bags on the ground? Bryan’s high and mighty! Puriteens Naked Attraction! What kind of gash are you after? We love a minge The indignity of this is unmatched OAPs = Old Ass People TCB is now OAP He will chew them nipples off! You gotta pick your own minge in this life Too many plunger references He loves smiling, and a minge It's the goodbye booty shot for me We just want the money shot! Any bets on circumcision? PLOT TWIST Bryan’s his biggest fan now LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Ah yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break I'm Brian Green This is the beautiful co-host of the wonderful commercial break Chris and Joy, I'm like only best of you, Chris and Best of you out there in the Budcaste universe. So I got a question for you. Why in the fuck? Take a doggy bag.

To pick up your dog's poop. If you're then going to leave the doggy bag, sitting exactly where your dog's shat. Do you see this happening? I do. This is fucking insane and I have to put it on the list. We have to put it in the treaty. Well, my blood open up the tree. Yeah, open up the notebook where everything goes to die.

Yeah, the Magna Carta. There comes our friend. Where good ideas go to die. The notebook. I am absolutely... Yeah, it makes no sense. We'll have her gassed it. Just throw them away, I am absolutely... Yeah, it makes no sense. Flabbergasted. Just throw them away or...

Do people, I guess people make me think that that's you do? Why would someone think that's what you do? I don't know. Let's take the dog shit that would certainly break down for after a couple of rings and go into the earth and fertilize it. Cover it with plastic and throw it on the ground to live there for the rest of eternity. What are you fucking thinking? Not only am I seeing this more and more often here in my own hometown, but I saw it when we traveled in LA,

I saw it when I was out in Nashville a number of months ago. The National Phenomenon? It is a national phenomenon of fucking morons, leaving the dog shit exactly where the dog shat, but only plastic bag for someone else to pick up for someone else to pick up and clean up what kind of moron what kind of dumb dumb are you if you are guilty of this turn off the show write me a note I want to hear what you're thinking I don't understand sit boo boo sit good shit okay let's clean it up oh oh it dropped out of my hand too busy to pick it up

I think that people don't they're on a walk They don't want to be carrying around dogs I know I don't want to I'm on a walk and I don't want to see your dog shot in a bag in a bag I just don't now I I catch these people they're like, you know The will be on a walk in a little path down by. I know. I know what all happens on a walk is when you see

the worst of people and the best of people. I'm walking on the walk. And then I have the Dingo Berry Theresa Caputo on the treaty. Oh, I don't know. She's a Dingo Berry. I guess we were wondering what kind of hygiene happens she had.

I'm not sure. No, what do these things mean? But so I'm on a walk the other day. And I see this as guys, like, I don't know, let's call it like 50? I'm not sure. No, what do these things mean? So I'm on a walk the other day and I see this as guys, I don't know, it's called like 50 yards in front of me. So twists and turns and sometimes I see him and sometimes I don't. We're walking at pretty much the same clip. Only he's got a dog. A huge dog, like a great daintype dog, a large dog.

And then all of a sudden I pull up on the guy because he slowed down, he stopped and the dog is shitting. But I see him slightly like looking back, like looking back, looking back, because anybody watching me, do I have to clean it up? First of all, your dog just literally left a mountain of shit on a walking path.

Second of all, I don't see a bag anywhere in your hand. I can understand, sometimes you're on the bag, sometimes you run out of diapers, like I get it 100%, I understand the situation that you're in, but really, if you have a great day and you're on the bag, sometimes you run out of diapers. Like I get it 100%, I understand the situation that you're in, but really, if you have a great day and you're walking that dog, you bring one of those hefty hefties. You don't talk to them, yes you do.

And then if you have to leave it in my trash can out in front of my house. You bring it in for a breeze-centred trash bag. No, don't forget about the for breeze. Forget about for breeze, don't worry about that. I'm against for breeze. I'm anti-for breeze. No, if for breeze-centredbreeze. Forget about forbreeze. Don't worry about that. I'm against forbreeze. I'm anti forbreeze. No, forbreeze-centred.

Oh, forbreeze-centred. Bag. Okay, all right. Well, I guess if you're on a walk then I do walk. And you're gonna leave it. Yeah, if you're gonna leave it, I'd rather you put it in a forbreeze-centred bag. But I see these people like sneakily looking

and then if you happen to be walking up on them, they all the sudden they have a bag in their pocket. Oh, good job. Sit, boo, boo, sit. Come on, guys, if you're gonna go through the process of allowing your dog to shit and then picking it up with a plastic bag, carry that plastic bag like I have a million times

in my life and put it in the next trash can you see. Even if that trash can happens to not be your trash can. I one time was walking Nico and you know, you know, Nico always found a way to shit at the worst possible moment. He did. He did. He's talking about that. Every time I took that kid into part, pet smart. Yes, that's right. He would just like, he'd waddle down the aisle. And one time he had explosive diarrhea like, just everywhere, the second he walked in. Oh, no. I I literally he literally shit outside

Then he shit at the front door. I cleaned both of those up then when we got in and we were waiting to be seen by the hair cutter The groomer he just had explosive diarrhea everywhere and I was like, oh my god, Nico So I'm like, uh, you have like a cleaning station or something so I can you know mop it up and The lady was like I assumed what the lady would say is, don't worry about it, happens all the time we got you covered. But no, what she said was, at the back of the store there's a cleaning station. So I had to drag both dogs at the back of the store.

I had to hold people off, there's a cat that's like licking the dog shit and the lady's looking at me weird. And I'm like, oh my God, what a hot mess. The Nico. Nico. Poor Nico. I mean, he just couldn't hold himself. He just couldn't do it. He's shit so many times in the car.

He would have shit all over his ass and he'd be walking around sitting on things. Poor Nico, anyway, I'm one time, I walk in him in the neighborhood next to mine and he stops to poop. So I pick up the poop and then a couple doors down. There's trash cans sitting outside for trash day. So the trash can is full, it's trash day

because everyone else's trash is out there. So I open it up and I put the, in there. Yeah, that seems reasonable. Had the trash, I had not come yet, right? No, the trash did not come. It was a full, it was a, it was full. It was like, it was a full of the top, right? It was bagged appropriately, bagged and tagged.

It was no poop going, getting loose. Excalibur! bagged appropriately, bagged and tagged, there was no poop going to get loose. Excuse me! Ah, shit. Yes! You cannot use somebody else's trash can! Well, I was just, I don't care! Take that back! Take it back! Where do you want me to take it?

What? Really? I pay for the trash services, not you! Okay, lady, you're gonna be like that. You're the reason why this country is fucked up. Yeah, it's a matter. What does it matter? If I see somebody putting trash,

we now live in a house before we lived in the loft apartments, and now we live in a house, and we have the cans, we have the recycling, and we have the trash. And if trash has not been picked up yet, and I have the trash. And if trash has not been picked up yet, and I see somebody, like if the trash has already been picked up, and I haven't come out to get the can, don't put shit in there.

But if the trash is still there, I get the thinking, the line of thinking. But I don't think I would actually say that. Yeah, of course you wouldn't. I've seen, I've seen, and it's, my time here I've seen at least five or six people put their dog shit in my trash can in a bag. And, or, and I've seen people put trash in my trash can,

like literally a trash that they were having. I guess I'm a rather see it go into a can. I guess I would. Versus leaving it out. How much of my possibly? We're not picking it up. We're not picking it up. That's right.

So I'm just sharing that, I don't know what's gone on in this fucking world that people are losing their ever loving minds, but people are losing their ever lover minds. It's, how can you not just take the bag with you? There's a trash, by the way, there is a trash can, every hundred yards on that trail.

It's not like there's no trash can around. There's a public trash can, every hundred feet, and it's all filled with dog shit. They even have the dog shit stations. They do. But I refused to open one have the dog shit stations. They do. But I refused to open one of those dog shit stations. It's all really good. No, no, no, no, no, no.

I've done it before. I'm not doing that. Because some people have the gloves and then they take it, just throw the shit in there and it's like, oh my god, you're disgusting. Oh, some people don't put even put it in a bag. They just don't even put it in a bag. They have the glove, they pick it up and then they just take

the whole glove and just throw it in there. Yeah, it's gross. It's gross the whole glove and just throw it in there. Yeah, it's gross. It's gross. Or they're like a surgical glove? Yes, we're not like a surgical glove. Like one of the cheap plastic gloves, like a cooking glove, almost.

You know, like one of those disposable cooking gloves that cookies. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Or what they'll do is they'll take the bag, they'll put their hand in it, pick up the poop, and then just throw the bag, and then just take off it.

Oh, no, yeah. It's like, come on off. Yeah. let's put it all together here, guys. Here's what the treaty is. You have a dog first off. Yes, you have a dog. He signed up for this. You're fucking responsibility. Not mine.

It's not my responsibility to worry about your dog's poop. Cause you know what I'll do every once in a blue moon? I know this sounds like very, I know I sound very high in mighty here. I'll just share this with you. Brian's perfect. Everything. I don't think so. Let this with you. Brian's perfect. Everything. I don't think so.

Let me tell you. Every once in a while, I get it. We have those bags from the grocery store, the plastic bags like everybody does. Every once in a while, I'll throw a couple in my trunk and after I finish my run or my walk, you know what I'll do? I'll take one of those bags and I'll just spend an extra 10 minutes around the park

just like picking up stuff. I know I look at crazy person, everybody. I know I'm nice of you. I I always try and pick up trash too. Yeah, I don't take credit for this because I actually saw some another lady doing this many years ago and I thought to myself, wow, I feel completely insufficient as a human being because this lady is actually taking the time

to clean up the place she enjoys, right? Who else is going to do it? No one, that's the answer. So we have to do it because if we don't take responsibility for us, then no one else is gonna do it for us. And this trust me, this is not a theme I've adhered to my entire life. I've been a pretty big asshole most of my life. The one good thing I have done is actually pick up somebody else's trash and put it back. You're slightly redeeming yourself. I'm trying to get a little, a couple of karma marks.

So that, you know, when I'm slowly rotting in hell, maybe they'll give you a glass of water. Yeah, it is give you a glass of water. It's a lot of you know what I'm saying Turn on the flame a little bit. I was reading the interesting article. What are you what generation do you consider yourself? Like it's me too. Yeah, so X I think yeah, we're Gen X. Yeah, Gen X. X. So we're Gen X and then there's Gen Z used behind us. And I think that's people who are born like 1992 to 2000 or something like that. 1997 to 2012 is Gen Z, right? So the Millennials or something like that. I don't know.

I X Y, then there's Y. Gen Y. Gen Y is after us. Yeah, okay. So this is Gen Z, they're talking about. Okay, so Gen Z, Gen Z, 1997 to 2012, you're born in that range. There is a phenomenon that is happening and scientists are getting a little bit concerned about this.

And this is my favorite topic, so I just love digging into this stuff. These kids are not, I say kids because they're a little bit younger than us, but these people are not having sex. And we've talked about them. They call them puritines. So kids that are turning into teenagers now, they call them, instead of puritines, puritines. And there are many people that are identifying this way, because it's too hard, they're not interested, or... Well, if anything we saw in that dating chair that we just did the other

god damn it was a cut the cut yeah yeah yeah it's why would you have sex with any of those people you wouldn't even if even if I found your extremely big lips and your huge face it's not drinking either and yeah they're not drinking all they're doing is ketamine and gaming apparently yeah they're they're uh... writing their term papers with a i getting high on legal met and fedamines and magic mushrooms and then ignoring everything else in life and i am just like mortified and here's why mortified because sex is awesome you should be having sex

you should be but also to there's a thing about overpopulation remember the overpopulation so concerned overpopulation. And remember, the overpopulation. They're so concerned. Overpopulation, much bro. Well, here's the thing, I get it, and totally understand it. And I also have my own concerns. And since I have 12 children, I'm no one to speak about overpopulation.

But here's the reverse of overpopulation is underpopulation, a negative birth rate. I'm not saying you should have sex so I can have children. I don't give a shit if you have kids. That's not what it's about. And I understand you're concerned about overpopulation. There are ways to actually control that.

And now, just to throw this out there, I also do understand that there is a whole new wrench in the fabric of sex for women in this country that you could literally be tied to a child and have no choice about it for the rest of your life. So I get that there's a little extra scaredness going on in this, but let's not even assume that we're having sex for pregnancy or that you don't get pregnant.

What I'm like, oh no. This is a pleasure. Not even for pleasure of just so you understand what it's like to connect with another human being in that way, no matter who or what, you like to have sex with. Like, you intimacy is such a, it's a way to learn and it's a way to get involved in it.

And you bust the nut. And you bust the nut. I mean, what give you better than that? Yeah. And now they don't want to have sex. They went from, you know, the purity pledges back and when we were kids. But they want to just show everything though.

Not not saying they, this could be anybody, but social media, you show it all. I don't not say in they, this could be anybody, but social media, you should at all. Well, yeah, why not show your nipples with a wonderful, uh, vervant, yeah, quote, about overpopulation. But you don't want to actually be in that.

Yeah, that's it, though. Now, listen, it's complicated and I know it's complicated. And I know it's complicated because I have friends that are a little bit younger than me that are single and they, I guess they would be considered Not not Gen Z, but maybe Gen Y, but they also are like whatever they're not interested in it Just not I don't even care. I don't want to go through the effort. I don't go through the trouble

I don't want to be rejected no one wants to be rejected It no one wants to be rejected But intimacy is such a huge part of how I learned to be the ass hat that I am today And if you can't follow in those footsteps, then where are the next brain greens? Where are the next series of brain greens that are going to sit here and be like the old man neighbor, just yells at you the entire time. Who's going to do that next? Get your dog poop.

Get your dog poop off my lawn. Walk on the right side of the road. Stop walking at me. Move! Sit down on the airplane. What are you doing? People must have this impression of me. That's probably correct. See, I use my inside voice here on the outside, but then when I'm not in public, I don't. I feel like they're the same. I don't actually say these words out there. I'm too scared to. I'm afraid I get shot. Right, but we're just talking amongst friends.

We're just talking about, but this puriting thing reminded me of an episode that we had done, but we had had the can because of some audio issues. There is the wildest dating show out there, and I just have a hard time wrapping my head around. Who greenlit this in the first place? I wanna meet them. But I'm glad they did.

It's like pimple popper. Dr. pimple popper, who I know, the person who actually helped greenlight this, and I forever curse her because I hate that show and I hate the commercials for that show and they come out without warning and it sucks because then all of a sudden you've you have disturbing images in your head right

before you're about to eat. But naked attraction is a show that mainly airs in Europe. And I told this story, but since you never heard the episode, I have to tell you again, but one time I got stuck in a hotel room during a snow storm in Dublin. I thought it always snowed in Dublin, apparently, it never snowed in Dublin, except for the time that I went to Dublin

when we got over 15 inches of snow in little under 24 hours, and I got stuck literally in a hotel room for five days with my wife and some of her friends just sitting around ordering room service and watching television. I stumbled upon, which sounds like heaven right now, I actually,

I had so many people. I know, Philoparty. Yeah, Philoparty, when's the next snow storm in now. I actually have to do. I know. Philoparty. Yeah, Philoparty. When's the next snow storm in Dublin? I'd love to go before I had children. Yeah. This is why you had children. Well, Astrid was pregnant at this time.

Yeah, hold up in the room. That's right. I got a pregnant wife and I'm sitting in the other room watching naked attraction. Well, she's mingling with her friends. I'm like, check it out. There's a labia, babe. Negative traction is a show that mainly airs in Europe. I think it only airs in Europe,

but I turn on the local Irish station, which I think is carrying BBC or ITV or one of them. And it's the middle of the fucking afternoon. Everyone is home from school in Dublin. There are no businesses currently operating. There is no one on the street. And a- It's like Judge Judy time.

Yes, it's Judge Judy time here in the United States, but instead of Judge Judy, they are running naked attraction. Yeah, yeah. Here's the premise of the show. The premise of the show is this. One single human being, man or woman or someone that's trans,

they've had trans people on there to get invited to come up and they are the person that's going to be matched. With one of six people who are standing on stage, those six people are behind a screen. The screen is backlit so you can see the silhouette of their body and they are clearly naked. And with completely naked. Yet not an earings, that's the only thing they can wear,

is earrings. They're tattoos and they're earrings. That's the only thing they can wear is earrings. They're tattoos and they're earrings. Earing tattoos and maybe a little bit of makeup. And so what happens is the host of the show will guide the single person through a conversation while the screen slowly lifts from foot to head, revealing every inch of their body. Labia, nut sack, circumcision, no circumcision, it doesn't matter. Boobs back fat, everything. Boobs back fat.

Everything, just a minute. Yeah, finally they get to the face. And they dissect it. Lying, inch by inch. Yeah, inch by inch. Do you like saggy balls? I think that I do like saggy balls. Okay, there.

What do you think about the length of this? What do you think about the hair that's around the genitalia area? What do you think about? Exactly. The belly button. Yeah. Large labia or small labia? Do you like a lip?

Yeah. What do they call the vagina, the gash? The gash. The gash. Yeah, they, do you like a tight gash? Or do you like a wild gash? Do you like a wild gash? A tight gash or a wild gash? Right, you like hair everywhere or no hair anywhere. Or no hair anywhere.

Yeah, it's wild. It's wild. It's wild. It's like cringy and at the same time fascinating. Yes. And I have no idea how this is going to all play out on our YouTube channel. So you may not be able to see it.

You might be able to see it. We'll give it a go. Morgan's gonna have to do some painting. And it created. Yes, she's gonna get real creative here. But I don't know, maybe we just let it run as it is and see if it's taken as intended because I actually found this on YouTube.

My true. And it was completely uncensored. So, and I guess because it's not of like a sexualized nature, they're not like, you know, do having sex. I don't mean I want to have sex with these people, though. Yeah, I don't know that I could, I don't know that I would ever trust myself to be naked behind a screen.

It's not that I'm like 13 and just get random boners at random times, but sometimes it does happen. And, you know, what about, what about, first of all, they use people's full names. It seems like real. Yeah, people know who you are. You're a broker. Yeah, you're a broker.

You're a broker. You're mom, you're dad. Hey, I saw you on naked attraction in the other night. Hey, your boobs are different than I thought they were. Listen, so sorry about your wrinkly balls. I think you would have won that night. I did not have wrinkly balls. But didn't realize you looked like that would

that was on. Wow, you are uncircumcised. That is a big dick you have. Yeah. So this whole thing just blows my mind. Yes. Because it's a popular show. And when you go on it, you know that other people in your neighborhood and your circle

are going to see this. Does they show your face in the end? They show your face. Listen, Ireland is not that big. Is that it got that many people living on it? You know what I'm saying? And so... And then the person who's doing the dissecting, if you

will, are looking for their match, then as a finale, they come out naked. Oh, yeah, the single person. By the way, everybody gets naked eventually. Yeah, that's the best way to explain it. Everybody eventually is nude in front of each other. Except those. Except those. And listen, nude in front of each other. I except the host. Except the host. And listen, if I am part of this, I am so, like who wants to see my micro penis anyway, but then I'm so afraid of shrinkage,

like is it cold or warm in the studio? How are they handling all that? Oh, no. I don't know, but we're all gonna find out together in probably one of the most controversial episodes of the commercial break, at least visually, we are going to break down an episode of Dating Naked. A day, uh, naked attraction, excuse me, Dating Naked is another show that aired here in the United States, but was censored, so. Um, okay, let's go through it together. You want to do it?

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And then some old lady comes up and smacks his ass. But she's old, I mean, she is old. Wait, cold age pensioners. The stuff on the plastic, the elephant does. Because it mean, she is old. Wait, cold age pensioners. The stubble must be really fun because they're older. They seem like you can get away with a lot of things. To be fair, they do as well. To be fair, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

You are still at the age where you're scared of pussy. How do I know that? Because I'm still at the age where you're scared of pussy. How do I know that? Because I'm still at the age where I'm scared of pussy. I have to say how did they, because that was a little stage video. Yes. A woman in a full-dominatrix outfit. She was a, yeah. And, you know, when chains and whips and chains and all that stuff. All right. That was funny to teach their own. Yeah.

Yeah. No, definitely. Looking for grandma willing to wear leather, a national television in front of your grandchildren. I do miss being in a relationship. My mother tries to help me a lot with it, but it's used at night better. Every time I walk on your house in the rain. Well, I gotta say his mother's hot. Yeah, I wanna say his mother looks like she could be on David.

She could be the girl's friend. And they could address it. Yeah, it's a little weird. No, anytime you get mom involved in your dating situation, it's bound to go south. And a naked show. And the naked show? That's what she suggested.

Which I love you, Dick. Go show it on TV. Dick, beautiful, Dick. naked show. That's what she suggested. Which I love your dick. Go show it on TV. Beautiful. Dick. Antique Pam really wants to see your balls on TV. I know. Hey everybody. Don't forget to watch naked action. Hey Pam, it's, it's a anti-parmist meme. Remember, Tony's balls are going to be on

naked attraction tonight. If it was going to tune in to grandma. Everybody wise. Oh, grandma already knows she played the woman in leather It's not one going off for a gold vote I think I'm ready to find love if love is ready You've been reading too many Instagram posts bro. I think I'm ready to find love if love is ready to find me You've been reading too many Instagram posts, bro. I think I'm ready to find love. If love is ready to find me. Yep.

Come in. Why do I have the doorbell? Because they're trying to make it seem like he's a plumber and he's coming to fix something. So stupid. Just get to the balls. That's all we care about. Fect, your pipe work.

You put that tool away, young man. It's them nuts that need tightening. Jamie, how is a handsome, hotly like you, single? Being too kind to, I know, my love life's down to toilet, but I'm ready to plunge myself into the deep end. I love it. The thing, my mother helped me out a lot, as she's always always on my shoulder.

I'm getting self-adoles. Yeah, I'm afraid that anybody listening is not going to understand what he's saying. At least the host speaks like a hackney accent. I'm on Tinder, Twightman left. So you've got to stand on your own two feet, look for the girl that you want. Absolutely. I got to stand on my three feet. That's right, my three legs.

I'm standing on my own three legs. See, I tell it. Okay, in front of you, you can see six colored pods. Inside each of them is a gorgeous, naked lady just for you. Each of them has a physical attribute that you have said you find attractive. And here we go, right into the... Pussy's. Right into the gash. Get right into the gash. It's literally they're just showing like bodies

rotating but they are so close up. It is so close. It's stomach down. Yeah. And they are so close. They are so close. They are within of explanation or two. Yeah. It is. It's a vaginal examination. Now I picked a guy with girls, but this happens the other way around too. Yes. I just didn't know how much I could talk.

It's like, how much can I say about a wrinkly dick? Reveal them to you bit by bit. All you have to do is wiggle them down from six to one, based on naked attraction alone. I think that's something I can do. Got it? Well, it's not their body of a cause is on their body.

Oh, my God. I'm not sure if this is just the worst thing in the world or the best thing in the world. I can't decide. I flip and I flop back and forth. Yeah, the push and pull. It is. It's like, this is exactly what's wrong with dating.

We need to get away from looking at people's bodies and then making a decision about it. And then the other part of me says, well, if I knew what I was getting in bed to in the first place, maybe I just wouldn't have ever gone there. There are personal preferences, right? There are things that we like and don't like about bodies. And I've found in life that my body is mostly disliked,

but there's at least one person that fell for it. Let's crack on, can we please reveal the bottom half of the girls? Boom boom boom for ginas come in here's the cash the cash you asked for There we are. There we are. There she is. Come to Papa. Well, we have all different body shape sizes and colors just letting you know. We have big, we have small, we have skinny, we have larger, we have labias that are hot, labias that are in. Black, white, green and different. I got to give them that. They have a good subsets. It's not all hot models.

Mainly because I think hot models decided they could get paid for this on Patreon. So they decided that to do it. It's just so hard to watch with a straight face. I mean, there is just so much vagina happening on the screen right now. Oh my god. And it's completely clinical. It's completely clinical. This is not a show you go back off to.

This is like very clinical. Yeah. So and just to share with you, there are six vaginas that are currently presented on stage. Only one of them has any hair, oh, volvas. And only one of them has any hair whatsoever, and she's got quite a bit of it. Yeah. Well, I think there might be two. Maybe two.

There's a little landing strip on the left there. Oh, the green boy. It's some serious going on boy. I do like a good men's nice and neat thing. A men's, men's is what they say. They also use gash, but men's is what they say. I do like a men's nice and neat. A men's, where did you come up with that word?

Men's. Sounds like a creature that walks around the Sherwood forest of minge. It was tucked in, you know, but it's a good minge. Do you like a curvy girl then? I do. I mean, they're mipsaint lions, so. Well, exactly. I'm jumping across.

I am. Over to orange. I'm jumping across. I am. Why did British people talk like that? Why are they talking in the third person? But in the first third person, jumping across I am.

The hay's pointing me off like eat. I'm sorry. It's not real. I think that's not American. It's not a American, but it looks like a American, doesn't it? I just think that's, she's just, it's overgrown a little bit. A little. A lot.

Okay, a lot. There's not been much maintenance down there in a long time, but you can see because the hair goes up and down the thighs, right? I can't even believe we're talking about this right now. Oh, I do, I do. Look at the camera angle. There it is, it's a big hair even jada right there.

Oh my God. It says, I was going down on a girl with poops. Next year, no, I got poop. I'm not allowed. So there was a poop? A poop. There's a poop. Poop.

It's a poop. In the teeth. There's a poop in my minge. Right next to my gash. In my brace, I poop. I'm loving that poop. Do you say he has braces? He said he had braces once and a poop got in his braces.

First of all, it's not called it poop Pube is already disgusting enough. That's a word. Yeah, red Nice men simple facts you go by in life white tornadoes white nails Chrissy is nodding her head right now. I just want everyone to know that I want to give you a little color commentary When he said that's a nice pussy. She nodded her head It is it is it is, it is, it is, it's nice and neat, it's all cleaned up, but I do not like like 100% ball. No, it's not my favorite version. No, no. Good mention. Okay, that's all you need.

Just you know, you read off a nose, you know, well-cacked. I would go over to Peng. I was thinking, man, I like that. Polish color more. Her nail polish color? I like the white. Yeah, I meet her. I don't know. I can like a French man, I care. Yeah, I know me too.

I'm like, oh my god, they have friends and family. Yeah, they just saw a one foot close-up shot of your van. And they are dissecting it. He's talking about it. Yeah. And the host is prompting him. That's the whole point of the show. Do you like it tucked in? Do you like it way out? Oh.

Look a lot with that. I can do a lot of things. Oh, no. I do like... And he's like bending over to look at it closer. Oh, right now. He's getting right up in there. He's like, oh, I do like a little this. I like a little that. He's like, I do I do like a little this. I like a little that He said I could do a lot with that you could do a lot with that you're 20. I don't I

I argue with you a little bit The nice thing you got otherwise this is suffocations or not is I mean what you get to the top of the thighs. There's the prize That is true. Mm-hmm. That is true. Once you get to the top of the thighs there is the prize. What may make you cringe is your new favourite minge, you know what I'm saying? Who got me out? Who had? Who not? Got a minge on the black. Thigh gap, that's not a suffocation zone, Daniel. It's not this tucked in nice and neat.

Yeah, I like the ocean zone. Like what? He's worried that people who don't have a thigh gap are going to suffocate him, which is completely ridiculous. It's a bit of an aerial. Completely ridiculous. But this is a show where other people find a date based on their vagina or their penis. So what am I saying?

What else do you, what are the kind of commentary would you expect when no one else is talking? You're just, just tell us how you feel about this. Oh. Blue. No poops. No fire gags. Oh, yeah. Beautiful curvy girl.

Very nice. Which is what you like. Give us a spin, Blue. fine. How you got that? Beautiful, curvy girl. Very nice. Which is what you like. Give us a spin, Blue. There. And nice. That's what I'm looking for. I don't like the thigh gap, but the literal,

and the literal gut hanging over for Jaina is perfectly fine with me. It's unbelievable. This guy. Boss, see, they're back. If they turn guy. See the turn. They make them turn. Yeah, they make them. Oh, yeah, I hear they're now they're turning for the butt.

And this girl has really long hair. It's all the way down to the butt. Yeah, I would be, I that wouldn't be for me either. I'd be like, no. Helena. Oh, yeah. Oh, I mean, so Jamie, it's decision time. Which pod do you want to say goodbye to?

Oh, it's tough. It must be tough to pick out a vagina that you like. Jamie, come on, man. It's tough. I think... It's fascinating. It's completely fascinating. I mean, as a woman, it's fascinating to see all of this. It's fascinating for me.

As a man. As a man. Look at all these vaginas here on the commercial. Same when they do the... Venus. Venus is very fascinating. Venus is very fascinating. I agree with you.

It's fascinating because they're all shapes and sizes. Yeah, because the only time you're really going to see Yeah. Something like this is when you're making love. Yeah, when you're about to get it on. Not when you're looking at it on a TV show. Yeah. The only time I've ever seen of vagina, it was when someone was about to regret the decision they're about to make it. It's not me. Right. Or porn, but that's different. And porn. I don't want to. but that's different. And porn, I don't want to. Blue. Getting rid of blue.

Wine blue as a thai gap. So Jamie, you are saying goodbye to blue and she is Rachel. She's 24. Now they pull up the whole thing. They pull up the whole thing and it shows the whole rest of the body. Yeah, when they...

And then head. Yeah, when they get... when he lets them go, when he decides which one he doesn't want to be with, then the screen comes up fully. And then what happens is that they spin around a circular podium thing and become close. Yeah, that shows them close. Yeah.

Henbrook. And she's actually a hottie. Beautiful. Yeah, she's a hottie. She's a bigger girl, but she's a hottie. Beautiful. Yeah, she's a hottie. She's a bigger girl, but she's a hottie. Beautiful. How come I say hi?

Oh, are we right? Would you have a long trip to? I have to walk down naked. I know. She say hello to the guy that just rejected them for their body. Not only do you have to suffer the indignity of being having your vads shown first on national television, but then when you get kicked off, they have to show your whole body

and then you have to walk around the stage naked. And say hello. Yeah, say hello. To really the host and the person. At least you didn't go in for the hug. You know what I'm saying? I'm just plunger. I would have, yeah.

I'm so sorry, my love. See you later. Jamie wanted a thigh gap, but there's one very easy way to make a gap between my thighs. Yes. I love when the producers write jokes for people. We're going to see the middle part of the bodies now, Jamie. What'd you like?

Now we're going to see your stomach. Oh my god, I would never do this. Never do this. Wait, too. It's not that I've insecure. At my age, I would never do this. Never do this. I'd wait too. It's not that I'm insecure. At my age, I know I got what I got and it's not going anywhere. Yeah.

I'm dealing with what I'm dealing with. Right. But still, the cards have been dealt. The cards have been dealt. Brian is not getting a new hand. What can I do with five of the Joker cards? Not the kind you play, but the decorative kind they give you inside of the card package that no one uses.

It's just all the hand sows. That's what I'm up for. Plenty to play with. Can we try to put it in your hands? Yeah. That's what he's focused on. He wants, well, no, he wants hand falls of tits. That's what he's saying.

He wants hand falls. Yeah. The middle part of tits. That's what he's saying. He wants to hand fulls. Yeah. The middle part of the girls. Well, now you got five ninjas, pretend tits. Boom, boom, boom, come the tits. And tits. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Come the tits. Okay.

We'll see you in any red flags. Oh, you're not singing red flags. What is a red flag? One nipple between the two breasts? I don't know what I'm gonna say. I don't know. Yeah. You're 20.

You should be so happy that any of these women are standing in front of you naked right now. Right, I wanna go green, straight away and not a snap of piercensis. All right. Eight out of 10 times, you're gonna be a freak in a bedroom. That's the way I see it. Just eight out of 10 times.

Yeah, have you ever, have you ever even met 10 women with nipple pair things come on Jamie Selfie tell me when you're at work come on. You've got to get his own show. You're a plumber. Oh, I get it on there plenty And go there. Oh no, no, I can't go there. They're all OAPs And that'd be for an older woman in work OAP older-ass person old-ass. OAP. Older-ass person. Old-ass person. It's an old-ass person. Are we OAPs?

I'm changing the name of the commercial break to OAP. Instead of TCP, it's going to be OAP. I want you to start writing that in the reviews. First person to leave me a review with the tagline at the end of it. OAP gets a, I don't know. And the extra, what would you know. What, a prize. And the extra, what would you do?

What would Frankie do, sticker? Oh, come on. Miami then raised a quid, and at one once, that was it. Year on up, she was six, five. Yeah, 65. What was she like? Was she any good?

I bet that I'm not the best at it. So I did so on seeing. It was good, so. I don't know, I don't know what he's saying. It's a little hard. Yeah, it's good. It's really good. That's right.

It was good, so. It was good. Everything's about a speedy. Can I just say, ah. There we are. Yeah, hello. Is that a handful? It's probably just under and full.

Yeah, hello. Will you give me a spin? Please? A spin. See the way she spun about, and a sexy, is naughty. It's not, it's not, you see the way she spun there? It's naughty. She literally turned her body around.

Yeah, I mean, what are you gonna do, too? You've got to, like, at least have a shake. Like, she, of course, you're gonna give a shake. That's the nature of the show. You're trying to get a date. You have no idea what he looks like, either. Sure. He could be fucking, you know.

I don't know. He could be Brad Pitt or Kurt Hammond. Kurt Hammond is from Metallica, I don't know. It's my thleatic mid part. I would go over to pink. What do you think of the boobs? It looks like one tet's bigger than the other. That's normal. I know.

And I- I know women's got one slightly bigger than the other. I will bite the tet. You will bite the tet. I will than the other. That's normal. And I know. And I know women's got one slightly bigger than the other. I will bite the tech. You will bite the tech. I will bite the tech. I will bite the tech. Okay. It will go over top of rare. Mami issues.

Yeah, Mami issues much. I will bite the tech. I will slap your minge. I will try and get back in from where I came. Yeah. Wow. This is why 20 year olds probably I will try and get back in from where I came. Yeah. Yeah. Well, this is why 20 year olds probably are not the best gauges of this. I'm impressed.

I'm nipples. Yeah. I will chew. I will chew. I will chew those nipples out right before I bow you in my back off. Is there a way for the women to back out? Yeah, I would be like, I'm good. Minjor No Minj, use the footage I'm out.

I don't want someone chewing my breast off. That doesn't sound like fun. Yeah, that is great for just play with. Jamie, it's decision time. One of these bots is going to be banned. It's tough again, mate. I think they need to have music that's more like funny. Like tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt tt Nipple piercings! Chewing your breast off! B-b-b-bink! Bink, Binks gone.

Why, Pink? Personally, I like more athletic torso. So, Jamie, you're saying goodbye to Summer! She's 19, she's a student from Dorset! Summer poops out! She's beautiful, too! They're all beautiful in Someone pop down. She's beautiful too. They're all beautiful in their own way. Join us.

Oh, are we some of Darlan, anyone? Thanks. Do you think he's fit? He's all right. He's flushed you down the uniform. He just rejected me. I know. He's all right.

I would have been like, nope. Yep. Thank you for that, someone. I'm not bothered that I'm not going to date with Jamie. I guess I'm just going to have to find a plunger elsewhere. Did you say I'm going to have to find a plunger elsewhere? Yes. Oh, the plumber.

You know, a plunger plumber. Oh, got it. I think I've got someone's plan to touch you. Coming up, Jamie Bezle, before choosing who to date. Well, look at you. Oh, yeah, he's coming out naked next. Oh, yeah, he's coming. Earlier, Plumber Jamie would call six potential dates down to four

based solely on naked attraction. He can only choose one girl to take on a date. So who will he lose next? She's gonna be rough round this is. So Jamie, before we carry on, why are you here, you're a good looking fella? Love life's been flushed down the drain. No.

My mother helps me out a lot. I'll be sitting there on camera now. That's why your love life is down the drain. Yeah, you're surviving your mother. Here's a message to all the puritines out there. Don't take dating advice from your mother. You gotta get out there on your own. Yeah.

Moms can do a lot for you. Yes. Of course. And they can be kind of the final decision, maybe you're like a, oh, they can weigh in. They should be good sounding voice. Yes, but to like actually help date. You gotta be your own man. You gotta make actually help date. You gotta be your own man.

Yeah, you gotta make your own decisions. You gotta pick your own men's and this life is my mom used to say. And no she doesn't. No, she actually kinda did, I think. How many of you were used men? No she didn't use the word men, John. But I'm now British, so I'm just using the terminology. Swipe men through, swipe been through, next to me,

I'll show all my shoulder, no, no, no, no, back up, let me take control of my face and then hopefully, to love. All right, in this next round, this is where- She didn't understand a word he said either. She's like, all right, let's move on. All right.

Whatever the fuck you just said. Get to see the girls faces. Don't forget they can also see you. Can we please reveal the girls faces? What is where they do like a dog breeder type thing where they examine their teeth? Yeah. And they're like, can I look inside your ears?

Ah, let it, let it wax build up in there. Get it in the style. Can I look inside your ears? A lot of wax spilled up in there, not into that. Get in the smile. No. Okay. Okay. Okay. How are we, Greene? Right? Big old smile.

I do like blue eyes. I think she's got brown eyes. No, I know why. I'm just saying that. I like blue eyes. Ha ha ha ha ha. Look at her. I do like blue eyes. She's got brown eyes. Yeah, I'm just saying I'm just saying yeah, I like turtles

She's actually a human I know just saying I should mention it that I wanted to get that out there Okay, so anybody has any turtles they want to give me I'm colorblind partially color, like red green colorblind, but they call it, on the spectrum of colorblindness. But so when I met Astrid, I would be like, you're my brown-eyed girl. She was like, I do not have brown eyes, but. And I was like, well, what color do you have?

That's my favorite. Oh, no, that's my favorite. That's my favorite. Whatever those are, those are my favorite. I know, I like blue eyes, but I use that eyes in there. They've always got two of them, I don't buy that. Well, there you go. I walk a win lane.

I have a red. Oh, by the way, the girls cannot talk back to the guy, so yes. Yes. They can only do like thumbs up. They can nod their head. Yeah, they can give a hand motions. They can't talk.

I saw a big old smile at me. Got a big old smile, gorgeous. Like you and his mouth. Something to pull on, and a hair is got to be pulled. Oh, that's high up on the list. The hair's gotta be pulled. Pulled? Oh, he's pulling.

Oh, he's pulling their hair. Biting their nipples. Biting their nipples, and he doesn't want to get suffocated in between the thigh gap. Guys, this is someone who dissolves bodies and... Exactly. And that's it. He's gonna be on a Netflix.

That's right. So there's four women up there, three white women, one black-willed lady, who's... They're all beautiful in their own way. I would pick the black woman, that would be my personal choice. But there's the next lady that he talks to, she has got to be a good 20 years older than him, at least. Watch this thing.

Oh, over to yellow. Do anyone like it? Beautiful smile. It is. It is a good smile. What are these eyes saying, Jamie? Oh, I don't, but he's talking to me. These eyes are smiling. They've never seen a little minz like yours before. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, 30 years, but I probably should learn that song. I used to know it. We're gonna play it. I know.

And watching it assigned, can you come around and fix my system? Huh, no, but if you've got a damp patch of exit. Oh yeah, I can do it. Oh yeah. Yeah. According to a Tinder survey, women found electricians to be the most

of the trickiest people. Everybody's taking a Tinder survey. Yeah, everybody. Yeah, because Tinder's where I want to get my information from yeah Whilst plumbers like Jamie came in third and love with a laborer has gone even further In a survey of over half a million tradesmen 5,000 British plumbers admitted they'd accepted sex as payment for that plunging now that's a she's us

5,000 in for that blonging. Now that's a she's us five thousand in the UK alone admitted having sex now I have I have a family member who was like a guy who would go into people's houses and do stuff right? Like a serviceman and he said there was a handy man but for a specific service I don't want to I don't want to get details away, but He a serviceman, a man who services. And what he was servicing apparently was women because he said that he told me some wild stories. Like one woman came down and like a see through bra

and panties and she was like super hot. And she was like, oh right over here, let me make you some lemonade. And he was, of course, she was either flaunting what she had. She was being a voyeur or she wanted to have sex, but either way I had to keep my eyes forward because he didn't want to get involved, but I...

Why not? I got some to fall back on. I don't think Comcast would care if I was the Comcast man, after the commercial break, what do they care? Russ servicing. Moving on to orange. Classes are sexy. I know.

Yeah, they look like a slutty nurse on. Slutty teacher, something like that, you know. Oh, maybe she's just short-sighted, Jamie. I mean, it might be that she needs them. I mean, Jamie, I'm thinking, you know, slutty nurse. A slutty nurse. Why do you have to be a slutty nurse with glasses?

What does that mean? I don't understand. She don't have any clothes on. Ha. What do you, she just looks like a nurse to you? be a slutty nurse with glasses, what does that mean? I don't understand. She doesn't have any clothes on. What do you, she just looks like a nurse to you? Skilled tradesmen. Are you good with your hands? Oh, brilliant. These aren't my money makers. Do you like a girl to be good with her hands? I do. What do you like them to do? No, we're a plunger. I don't. I No, I hate a girl that's good with her hands. It's a matter of fact.

What I do is, you know those little mittens for kids that have no fingers, I put those on all of my dates. And I say, good luck. That motion. Oh yeah, more of a tug and pole. Well, ladies, don't you're robbergum. Well, who wouldn't want a tug and pole? Tug and pole. I'm see if you can impress Jamie. Well, who wouldn't want a tug and pull? Hug and pull.

I'm see if you can impress J.M.E. Oh my God, this is like the ultimate embarrassment. They're now making the girls take a plunger, put on gloves, and rub it up and down. Like a hijack. Yeah, like the kids in gloves that are yellow. Yeah. You're plunging skills.

Oh, Orange has done this before. I can never get those gloves on, by the way. Yes, I was taking them down. All of them. That was using all of South. Oh, I'm sorry. Orange has done this before I can never get those gloves on by the way yellow is giving us the X rating we've always been looking for Oh my god, she's like sticking it in the ass. This is awful. She's not a... She's rolling away. Hey! Who do you think could fix your blockage? Yeah, I was doing stuff to myself. Like I'm not seeing that before, so...

Oh wow. ...of the plunger. It's decision time. Again. Mm-hmm. MUSIC Rad. He's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, She wasn't smiley enough for him. I mean, how? Surface level. Really, Jamie. You gotta get to know someone. On this show.

On this show. You're saying goodbye to Jessica. She's 25. She's a model from Stoke on Trenton. Come down here, Jessica. Hey! Hey, how are you? Good, you.

Jessica, get yourself back to the potteries. You do? Farewell. Take care. I'm not so worried that Jamie didn't pick me up for a date. I'll get somebody else to fix my bives. Now look, this is the round where you get to hear them snarling. Now look, well I've been looking the whole time.

We're going to get serious. Yeah, I've been looking the whole time. We're going to get serious. Yeah, now he's going to get naked. Yeah. Ladies, you've heard that Jamie is a bit of a mummy's boy. So to impress Jamie's mother, what would you say? And why? OK, I'm going to skip this part.

And let's get to Jamie being naked, because I don't really care about their pre-determined jokes here that they're about to do, about plumbing and all this other bullshit. Let's get to Jamie going away and then getting naked and then we'll take it from there. Okay, here he's releasing one of these girls. I just want to get to the money shot. My money shot. Oh Gopite green Cut green he cut green come on white green

I'm so sorry What's at the outside in the house of the show is acting as if he's not gonna choose anybody Oh come on green Why great they are dignity Why, Gain, they are dignity! She has a perfectly lovely set of tits. Why not pick red? She's much uglier. It's the accent. This is so fear. She's 24 and she's a shabby accent.

She didn't like the accent. Talk about people throwing stones and glass houses. Yeah, I can't understand a fucking word he's saying, but of course I'm American, so. Down, lady. Come in, boy. Oh, he went in for the hug. Oh, he went in for the hug.

Sophia, I'm really sorry. It's just not gonna be a date for you tonight. That's fine, that's fine. If you go, we're good luck. Take care of yourself, my shop. See you later. It's a shame, well, she couldn't show my butt. Yeah, let me show the butt up close as they walk away.

Yeah, the girls are walking off stage, which is something that every contestant, men and women and whoever, they just follow the butt like a foot away. They're just following your ass the entire time. All the ugly and the, in some sense, this desensitizes your American mind that everything is supposed to be so perfect and airbrushed and porn like and models and all this other stuff.

But in another sense, it is really highlighting all the little things about yourself that you may not appreciate, that you say to yourself, that's not like it. Well, especially when they get rejected. Oh yeah. That's the thing. Yeah, when they get rejected by Jamie the Plumber,

20-year-olds from Swansea. It speaks to you, girl. So next time these girls see you, it's with clothes. Off. Ready? Here he comes. There he comes. No, we didn't raise a quitsa.

Haha. If these circumstances are nice, well, I think we'll have to... Well, let's take a guess. Is these circumstances are not? We didn't get this far in the first episode that we did. So is he naked? Well, I mean, is he circumcised or not circumcised? I'm going to say not circumcised.

I'm going to go circumcised. You're going to say circumcised? Well, I mean, that's the only way you could go. Well, now I'm actually gonna agree with you, but he's so particular about things that they can be probably particularly sticked. Okay. Oh, sorry.

Hey, you're plunger out. Oh, here he is. Can't tell. Well, look at you, young man. He is circumcised. Yep, yep, yep. And he has. Can't tell. Well, look at you, young man. He is circumcised. Yes. And he has got a fucking hog. I mean, a hog.

Holy shit. No, OK. I take everything I've accessed back about, Jamie. Jamie, you're not at the age where you're scared of us. He is. What's he scared of you? He's been using that for a while. Oh my god.

What do you like about your body? Oh, I like my cock. Yeah, I like my cock. Just be honest. That is the perfect piece of television. What is it you like about yourself? I like my cock. I like my cock.

I would like my cock too if it was 10 inches long. Oh my god, that's crazy. Yeah, right. It's a great fella. Oh my God. That's crazy. It's a great fella. Like your bum. It's a great fella. It's a great fella. If I was married to this host,

I'd be like, you have to quit your job. You have got to quit your job. Oh, that was lovely. God just thought cute, but big dick, hard body, what not to like there? I know. I mean, honestly, but big dick hard body. What not to like there? I mean honestly, but when you're 20, we I you know a lot of people look like that at 20 except for the big dick fart I know it is there in within inches. You would you have to watch it? I know, but it's so shocking. It is shocking. It is shocking to see this kind of television. I gotta tell you, I see a lot of things on the internet,

because that's all I do. All fucking days look for content for the show. And I've seen so many dicks, and so many vaginas, and so much minges, and so many breasts, and all this other stuff. And it's still shocking to see this on national fucking television in the UK. Right, come.

That's a lot of ties. It's really neat. So, Jamie, this is where you have to decide which girl you want to take. I don't know if that's true. Probably not. Howler. And you've got Ersey. Which?

You've got the older lady and you've got the younger lady. So of the group, you've got one. But that handful of boobs, he doesn't, you know, he wanted a big handful. Yeah, I would say the need have to go with... The girl on the right. Yeah, whatever her name is, but she's also the one that has all the pubic hair. So... She does.

That's the one with all the pubic hair. Her... It's gonna be a lucky lady tonight. Okay, I got after the... ...poller. With Paula! There's a height difference. All right, sometimes people are intimidated by it. Evie, off you go, my friend.

Bye! Okay. So she said at the beginning of the show that... What happens, did they go... Yeah, they pick me up and do their best. They go with it, they go with it, they go with it. And do their last. From where she's supposed to go.

Well, I don't know, I guess we can check it out. I don't know if they get to that part of the show. Let's see. Let's see. Let's fast forward a little bit. And we'll see. We'll skip all the pleasantries here. Okay.

And as a really pretty face, it sounded really like a fun guy. Hopefully the day could be the same. Well, between all these accents, I'm sure that most people have tuned out by now. I draw with Paula, because I think she just has something to bow with us. She's a bit naughty, I've got the sauce, she has the rest. She's a bit naughty.

I felt like Paula's more slightly tight than that one. Okay, they go out here. Oh, they do go out. Oh, how are we? How are you? I've seen you guys. I've seen you naked. So, yeah, they see each other naked and what she walks in is. They go in clothes, you know what?

She wears basically a full length dress with long sleeves wearing a frock over it. She has completely covered up from head to toe. Yeah. We can see her. Oh, the brown room, man. One pile of walk, then. It was nice seeing her. Follow the clothes, although all the way my head, I still see enough poly naked.

Oh, yeah. I can't wait. I can't wait. I want to see her. But I can't wait. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her.

I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I want to see her. I'm a single parent, I have a child. Don't worry, now you're eight. Wow, oh, it's a little child, man.

What about what the child sees the show? Oh my God. What about what my child sees the show? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Show. What about you? Show me the pain. Oh.

I'm really enjoying despite the day, each gap. I feel really natural. I hope you feel the same. Right, I want to speak to my whole girl. Is that right? You see it is? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I want to ring it up. You want to speak to his old girl? Is that his mother? Oh, I guess. I'm out on my dick now. Okay, what's she like? Oh my god, this is like the worst fucking idea ever.

I'll pass you on now, right? I can't watch them. I'm out here. Well, obviously you can guess I'm older than Jamie. I say in kind of a classy rage, I'm 44. She's 44 years old, he's 20. She's 24 years older than him, I knew it. Just a tricky part when she asked me how old are you?

Actually, it's crazy, but we have loads. I see we have loads of things in common. Personality is... It's like you're just... You're like young and good stuff. It's lovely to chat. Yeah, this is not going to last. To you, funny.

That's where it's played. You don't have to bother something. You don't have to bother something. To you, to say to the girlfriend. As long as you're like young and stuff. Yeah, as long as you're like young and stuff. That's what my mom told me to do with Astrid. His act young and stuff.

Ha ha ha ha. All right. It doesn't last. I'll say it out loud. It doesn't last. There's no way. Mom's involved. He's 20.

He's got to hog the size of a hog. Ha ha ha ha. He's going to move on. She's got a child. She's way too mature for him. But in any case. Yeah, grandma's don't have the children. Yeah.

The kid don't have a home anymore. That's why he likes the older ones. Oh yeah, there you go. All the kids are gone. They're grown up. We can babysit everyone, so no, that's what my dad says. He's like, I love babysitting because I get to get them back to you at the end of the day. That's what my dad says. He's like, oh, babysitting, because I get to get them back to you at the end of the day.

I always ask my dad, I'm like, why are you so good to my chow? What happened when I was growing up? He's like, well, you were a little asshole, first of all. You're children are wonderful. Second of all, I'm not responsible for them, so it doesn't really matter. That's right. All right, the brand new TCB Podcast.com is where you go.

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