The Commercial Break - 90 Day Neigh Neigh!

Episode Date: September 6, 2023

It’s ‘scam or be scammed’ here at TCB. From 90 day fiancees to cash flow generation Bryan and Krissy know binge-worthy content when they see it. TCB–it’s not for everyone Bryan’s a Labor Day Baby (1 of 2) Don’t turn your phone on at a gas pump Bryan’s bad at fake phone calls Krissy went on a 90 Day Fiance binge Bryan hates real estate scams Cash Flow Generator! How to lose money in real estate, by Bryan Green Follow every step Surprised! Amazed! Surprised! Amazed! Strong arming Grandma We learned how to scam! The mean streets of Chicago We’re not just paid for this, we also are scammers LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Producer & Audio Editor: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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People need to start putting spiceier things on their wedding registries. No, I do not want to get you a Dyson V8 Cyclone Absolute Vacuum. I want to get you a sex wedding. On this episode of the commercial break. It's fascinating, I have to say. People are meeting up with all these different cultures and they have such an optimism in the beginning. They do.

They do. And it's always crushed. My life. I'm going to propose to this girl in the Philippines that's also been talking to hundreds of other men on life. I'm going to talk to this girl in the Philippines that's also been talking to hundreds of other men. And why? I'm gonna talk to this girl in the Philippines. There's a Filipino cupid. Oh yeah?

Yeah. Filipino cupid. The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Oh yeah, can't think of anything. Welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Ryan Green. This is our lead sanitation engineer, Kristen Joy. Totally best to you, Chris. Thank you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Thanks for joining us on yet another episode of this The Commercial Break.

It's not for everyone, but fact news or fiction is guaranteed in 30 seconds or less. Or your money back. I'm doing that for a friend Alex. Okay, I knew you were throwing off, but I feel like Brian. Are we gonna have to start the show all over again? No. I'm doing that for oft requested, but most recently, by our good listener and friend Alex, who got his sticker, and then he said, I really miss when you guys say

it's not for everyone. And so there you go, I went through the Rick and Maroon, never to be heard again. That's of one time special only for Alex. But we oftentimes do get people who write in and they say, you know, what happened to the whole introduction. What happened to the whole introduction is I realized that of the 400 episodes that we've done. Maybe the, I don't know, I counted somewhere, or I read somewhere that we had over 1200 hours of content out there in the universe. Some company service put it out there of the 1200 hours of content. The commercial break has diligently delivered it to you every single Monday and Wednesday and Friday.

I believe that 600 of those hours were dedicated to the intro of the show in season two and three. They got long. They got ridiculous. Just started adding on and adding on. I had to remember everything. You know how many times we had to stop and redo that a lot. Yes. A lot. So there you go. One time, especially only for you, Alex. Thank you very much. Back from the long Labor Day weekend. Yeah. It was my birthday. I know. Happy birthday, baby. Hey, thanks, babe. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. It's sweet cheeks. You know, I'm a twin. So I got the, Kevin and I born on Labor Day means that like all holiday babies, our

birthday does not take precedent in anybody's mind. Like when you have a long Labor Day weekend coming up, especially as an adult, you can fucking forget about anybody paying attention to your birthday because everyone's just worried about their last vacation. Their plans, yeah. Their last, her, off summer before the kids go back full time to school and all that other You can fucking forget about anybody paying attention to your birthday because everyone's just worried about their last vacation. Their plans, yeah. Their last hurrah of summer before the kids go back full time to school and all that other stuff. So I think I've kind of taken this attitude toward my birthday.

I think I've also taken the same attitude toward my birthday, which is I don't really give a shit about my birthday. But I do like fucking with my twin brother. That's the fun thing. I'm six minutes. Men are present to each other. Yes. The fuck with each other? Yes, we'd like to fuck with each other. I'm six minutes older than Kevin.

I came out six point five two seconds before Kevin did. And so I decided this year what I was gonna do is I was gonna wait till Kevin called me because he always calls me. He's gonna call me, he's gonna say happy birthday. I'm gonna hang up the phone as soon as he does and I'll call him back six point five two seconds, six point six minutes of 52 seconds later

And I'll go I remember it was like to be your age I was the first one out they had to pull me out with four steps. I learned yeah They don't even use those I think they do use them but only under the most extreme of circumstances So I apparently my big head was an extreme circumstance my there's no lot of things anymore. You're the kind of dangerous. I think they do use them, but only under the most extreme of circumstances. So apparently my big head was an extreme circumstance. There's no pictures of me, like the first six or seven days of my life, because I'm black and blue with a cone head.

Oh, I know. There's one photograph, and I literally look like an alien baby. I mean, literally. I think that was the problem with them is that it's smushed the head in too much, you know? Yeah, you get a little head smush there and it may not ever go back. Right. It's like, look at my head. It's so weirdly shaped.

It's like, I do have an alien. It's not conical. It's not conical now. Is that how you say it? Conical? I said conical. Conical. It's not conical.

We are so bad at the English language. I know. I know. I know. I know. We use words in the wrong way so many times in episode one makes sense to us. It does. It makes sense. We understand what we're telling each other.

It's wrong and uncut. So I mean, I came out first. They pulled me out and then Kevin. I don't know what he was waiting for. Like, you know, six minutes is a long time. You know, you had pushed him off to the side and you were in first place right in the head. That's what I did. I said, fuck you, dude. And then when he came out, I go, where have you been? I've been waiting all my life for you. I've been waiting my whole life for you to get out of here. What's going on? and maybe we should go back in. Right.

It's nice and warm. Yeah. So we went off and hung out with some family members down in Florida right after the hurricane came and that was and it didn't affect the part of Florida that we were in. The part of Florida where that hurricane Irina or what was it? Irina Irina. What was the name of that? Someone's die.

Yeah, I think I think we kind of I think Florida kind of dodged both. I mean, life changing for those who were affected by it. I don't want to diminish that. But only one fatality that they heard for a category four storm is because that part of Florida is literally an armpit. Yes, but it was not very populated. No, and there's a reason why. It's just a fucking swarve out there. I mean, it's like,

you drop Florida is an engineering miracle because what it really was before life decided to flourish there, life old people and the what's it called? The oaks. What is it called? Yeah, the village. The villages. Yeah, before the villages decided to. Yeah, the villages. Yeah, the villages. Before the villages decided to resort, Disney and the villages decided to drain the swamp. It was a swamp. Yeah. And that's why the old, that's where the old joke comes from. If you believe that, I've got some swamp land in Florida, I want to sell you. But the truth is that they've drained it, canaled it, they've got it going on down

there. They made it into a thing that people really want to live down there in this tropical and beautiful weather. But people are a little fucking deranged down there. I mean, they are deranged. I mean, that's also where the joke about the Florida man. Yeah. You know, in Florida has like this open records thing going on down in Florida so you can

request any police report, any footage, and it has to be given to you right away in Florida. They're all about the open records. And some people think that's why the Florida man thing is not really necessarily true, but I'm here to tell you, it is true. People are fucking loony tuned down there. I go to the gas station to fill up gas. That's why you go to the gas station. I go to the gas station and I have got all kinds

of insects and animals all over my grill because driving through South Georgia and North Florida, it is I don't know It's like insect heaven there. Oh well in this time of year for sure It's like you hit a human person. It's like you hit a human body every time You can hear them smacking on the window They're big and then they get then it gets stuck you can't wash it off with the windshield So I got all this shit on the front of my car. And there's this guy standing, smoking a cigarette next to at the Blue Flame Propane gas station.

You know what I'm saying? That's a blue flame thing that every gas station has the natural gas that you can buy, the propane for your grill. He's smoking a cigarette. And at nine times out of 10, I'll leave a gas station if someone's smoking a cigarette near the open fuel that certainly is flammable.

But I didn't this time, I just pulled in, and then this guy, oh! And I'm trying to avoid eye contact, right? That whole thing, I you know somebody. He's not talking to me. He's not talking to me. I'm busy, where are my earphones? Yeah.

I don't know how to do it. Anytime I'm outside in public in Florida, I need to put on my earphones. Oh, I broke! Oh God my earphones. What? Hi, bro. Oh God, hey, brother. Here we go. Hey, listen, I got this perfect solution for cleaning off the shit off your car. It's like a, it's like a magic soda wash that goes on your car. And then you can get, and then you'll never have to worry about the bugs again.

It's a sealant and protectant and wash and clean. And I'm like, oh great, I've met the sham wild guy at the fucking gas station. Did he have like a little stand set up or something? He didn't have a stand. He did barely had shoes. I mean, that was like, what is this guy talking about? And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's a mess every time I come down here.

He goes, would that nice car? Y'all get this stuff. And I'm thinking to myself, which nice car are you talking? I'm like looking around, I'm like, which car are you talking about? So then I'm like, yeah, listen, if I had time today, I'd certainly give it a try. Well, listen, I don't have the stuff right here. What I do got is I got about two blocks away.

I got my house, I got a whole bucket full of it. You ain't got to buy it today, but if I give you a $5 free washin' on your windshield and your grill and I go a $5 free washin', it's only $5 for you today. And I'm like, what's a $5 free washing? Well, it means I'll do the washin' for you for free. You just got to buy $5 worth of the stuff. And I'm like, it takes $5 every time

I got to clean my windshield. I'm telling you, man, it takes a lot of time to put this stuff together. So I go exactly what is in this stuff. Well now I can't tell you that it's my secret. I've been trying to get those guys on a shark tank pay attention to me and now I'm like, I'm in a totally different universe right now. I'm talking to a guy about shark tank magic free soap for five dollars. I'm not going to do this.

So I'm like, listen man, if I and because I have a big car, it takes forever to fill up my car. So this is going on for like five minutes and I'm still only halfway through the tank. So I'm like, oh my God, I got to get out of this conversation. How do I get out of this conversation? Please take me off your do not, please put on your do not call list. So you know what I do? I got my phone in my back pocket. Now, I know my father-in-law would kill me forever turning on a phone near gas pump but I did. So I pick it up. Why can't you turn on a phone near a gas pump? Oh don't even get me started. I like. He smacked my phone out of my hand one time. Wow.

Literally. He was like, you know, hit my phone and it fell on the ground and I was like, what are you doing? He's like, I, but I ain't, no God, no guys, I'm really pretty gross, I'm really pretty gross. So it's gasoline, I, I like to know how to eat clothes, and I, I, I, whatever he said. Okay. He says that the, you know, computer chips,

I don't, I don't wanna get into this really, I don't, but I'm just gonna tell you that like, there's electronics in here, they have little firing mechanisms. Oh, okay. Every time that you do something on your phone, and he swears to God that people randomly blow up at gas stations for using their phone. I've never seen any evidence of this, but okay, I believe it may have happened once.

So I pick up my phone and I'm standing at the front of my car. Like I figure I'm far enough away. The fumes are not anywhere near me. Pick up the phone and I go, oh man, I got a call. I got to take this. I'm really sorry, but listen, sounds great. You know, maybe next time and I go like this but he's so eagle I'd he's had this happen to him so many times before

He's hey bro. Thank you hung up on them because I ain't no phone call on your phone And I and I was like oh the sound of like somebody is on I got to call her back You've gotten called out twice now to do with us remember the time of the Starbucks. I do Yeah, like there's no one on that No, what on that phone call who is that my ex-wife husband or some shit like that? Yes, yes it was yeah My husband Was like I don't think anybody saw that phone call and I was like what's important. I should probably call them back

So I got called out by the guy in Florida, but it's like, it's just crazy down there. It's crazy down there. It is. If you're not flying a 10 foot by 10 foot Trump flag on the back of your four by four, you're trying to hawk your free $5 soapy water. And I'm wondering, it's part of me was curious.

It was in the soapy water. And if it had it there, that was his mistake. You maybe you would have gotten some, but to drive, take follow me to my house. Yeah, it's probably just piss and gasoline mixed together. He's been trying to get it on Shark Take. That's what he said. What'd you do?

What'd you do on the weekend? Oh God, dive Brian. Dive Brian. I'm blaming you and saying dive Brian Brian because last week we were in the studio and you have it on TLC of course. And I caught a little bit of this 90 day fiance last resort that's going on right now and I knew some of the characters because I had seen them before when I begrudgingly watched the show before and immediately got sucked in.

So I could just hear Jeff. Jeff's gonna start saying, I read. He probably been saying it for a while. I think he has it. But so I went home and proceeded to go on a huge binge of all things 90 days. All the different types. There bench of all things 90 days. All the different types. There's the before the 90 days.

After the 90 days. After the 90 days. During the 90 days. Yeah, the 90, OG 90 days. I mean, I finished, Jeff, I do have to say, was into the one that we were watching, which was the before the 90 days. He was into that one.

He was like, please call me and tell me when you're on the tell all. I'll come in here and watch that. He was like, please call me and tell me when you're on the tell all How come in here and watch that? I was like it's fascinating. I have to say people are meeting up with all these different cultures and they have such a They have such a Optimism in the beginning they do they do always crush my life. I am going to propose to this girl in the Philippines That's also been talking to hundreds of other men. I'm going to talk to this girl in the Philippines. There's a Filipino cupid.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Filipino cupid. It's not all that strange. It's crazy. All these people looking for love. Yeah, looking for love. You know, next week we're gonna do a whole expo, I say expo, say, is not really an expo, say, it's nothing on the commercial break as an expo, say.

Not a hot, say. We're about three years behind every trend. You heard it here last. You heard it here last. I keep going, I'm putting stuff like that seems relevant on the Instagram, but as algorithm just isn't picking it up and asks, it's like, whatever you're putting on Instagram, it's not been relevant in a long time.

You're showing your age. But I'm like, what Ferris Bueller's Day Off is not relevant? And she's like, I don't even know what Harris Bueller's Day Off is. Harris. So, yeah, we're going to do this whole thing about Russian mail order brides. There is a very, I say famous, it's infamous more like a company that puts together these trips to take men over there to meet the Russian mail order bride. I don't know this is going on anymore.

This is a couple of years ago again. It's documentary. They're still using like the Mac and Josh 3000. But, you know, it's not that strange, I don't think, because it happened to me to find love outside your own hometown, outside your own country. You did, yeah. But the thing that makes 90 day fiancee, in my opinion, so ultimately entertaining,

it's high entertainment, it's not high class entertainment, it's highly entertaining. It's high entertainment. It's not high class entertainment. It's highly entertaining. It's fascinating. I find it fascinating. What they've done right, what they didn't do on the first three seasons that they picked up on the fourth and they've kept it going, even bringing back some of the people for the first three seasons, is they have found a way to stick with the story. Yes. So follow because if you, if you like me watched the very first season as it rolled out, you were like, wow, this is fascinating. And these people are fucked up. And why in the world would you ever think that that's true? Or this girl's real or whatever? How it all unfolds? They do

some really good editing. But the after the first season, I was so curious as to what really happened behind closed doors afterward. Right. So now that they have made this whole 90 day universe where the most interesting of people have a chance to... I mean, these people are making, I don't know, $15,20, $25,000 in episode and they're on brand new, brand new, brand new seasons, brand new names of 90 day fiancee. It's literally a universe in and of itself. It absolutely is, I know.

And then, you know, like I started watching the before the 90 days, I look and there's like six seasons. And I just spent like 16 hours of my life watching one season. And you know what? I at least try and like put in my air pods and walk around the house straightening up things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, sub what productive? It's because I can just sit there and watch it, watch it, watch it. It's definitely a show that you do not have to be looking

at the entire time. Yeah. So you can listen to it and watch it. Except when they have the subtitles because the people can't speak. Oh, yeah. Well, that's almost every episode of every show. Do this, this season they have a deaf guy on.

Oh. And I have to really give credit to TLC here because rather than have some translator speaking on behalf of this guy, he only speaks in sign language. And so they'll put the subtitles down there so you understand what he's saying. But at times during the show,

they actually turn off the sound so that you can put his, like, it's almost like you're watching his point of view. And so you're watching his point of view as he would hear it, assuming we understand what deaf people hear, right? The way that he would hear it at critical times in the show. Like when his fiancee is having a conversation

with someone about something important regarding their relationship, they'll turn off the sound. And you're like, oh, that's how he's seeing this. That's how he's interpreting this universe around him, or at least some a better perspective than we normally get from deaf people shown on television. And the truth is, not a lot of deaf people are shown on television anyway, right?

No. So I think this is kind of as a guy who has a really good friend, a famous deaf deaf person, you know the guy who does all the The sign he became famous during the pandemic because he was doing the sign language for all the election bullshit that happened in Georgia white hair white beard That is my friend David David. Yeah, he is incredible and he's in an amazing human being Who has my defecence the day that he was born. And they honestly, his parents will tell you, he didn't have a chance. The doctors, the teachers, the everybody's said,

do the best you can and hope that he's got caretakers for the rest of his life. That's not at all how things worked out. He's a brilliant man who's made a name for himself being exactly the person he is. So I appreciate what 90 day fiancee is doing. Back to the point that I was making, that, and just a little side note, like we always have,

this is the most ADD podcast that has ever existed, I'm sure of it. And people like it, they like to write in. I like how you guys don't stick to a topic for more than a minute. You know, I watch these British comedy television shows, and I watch them, and what frustrates me to no end is that there is never more than three or four seasons.

It is a high rarity when there's more than three or four seasons, just like fucking Netflix and Amazon and all these other shitty streaming services. I think the magic number now, unless a TV show is like a huge, huge hit, and that's three. Three, right? But 90 day fiance has found a way to keep me engaged for almost 12 years

I think it has yeah for 12 years which is crazy and I get to follow up with them. So, you know listen I'm sorry. I'm not watching the you know Whatever the colds against the Rams or whatever fucking shit is on our Alabama versus Florida whatever shit is on Which I enjoy every once in a while too. But 90 day fiance is something I don't have to pay all that much attention to. I can keep up with it and I can watch half an episode and be right back where I was before. It's basically great for dads with many children. That's what it is because I don't have to pay much attention to it and I know exactly what's

going on. Yeah, exactly. What's there to know? This guy wants to marry that girl. She probably has some demand. You know, she's probably sleeping with other people. It's very fascinating. Oh, it is so fascinating. You know what else is fascinating down in Florida?

What's that? And 90 day fiancee. But you know what else is fascinating and down in Florida is the fact that they are like the housing down, the housing market, heck went crazy during the last five or six years, especially during the pandemic. Everyone's like, that's it.

Moving to paradise, see you later. What they're finding out though, is Florida is not exactly paradise. Forget all the social and political challenges that they have down there. That's not our show to talk about. But one of the things that they do have is a real problem getting insurance.

I don't know. I was reading about that over the weekend too. That's right. So we are natural disasters. Natural disasters, every major insurer has backed out of Florida and the small insurers that popped up after deregulation, they've all gone in solvent. A lot of them have gone in solvent. So it's almost impossible to get home insurance if you're within,

really if you're in the state of Florida, but certainly if you're within 10 miles of a beach, forget about it. I use to own property down in Florida. We had a hard time getting insurance, but it wasn't that hard. This was years, but this is before the pandemic. But one of the things that's going on is that all these get rich quick, you know, real estate guys that are down there, fixing and flipping and seminars. We know some people. We know some people like that. Right. They have the weekend fucking warriors. You know the old saying those who can't teach.

Right. So this is real estate in a nutshell. If you are making millions, yay, billions of dollars on real estate. You are not telling other people how to do that on the weekends at a holiday in in Shamburg, Illinois. It's just not happening. And they're not and certainly not for free, which every real estate seminar is free because what they really want you to do is pay them a shitload of money to coach you personally, vet out your deals and teach you how to be making $50 to $60,000

a month with little to no work. And you don't even have to bring your own money, Chrissy. No. You too can lose a million dollars in real estate just like Brian Green. And how do I know this? Buy high solo. Buy high solo. It's the Brian Green Method to madness.

Soon you're going to be begging the bankruptcy judge for humility too. Don't worry your wife will leave you your kids I'll forget about you. You're about to destroy your family's future with Brian greens Seven tips to lose money in real estate Make money then lose it all then lose other people's money It is which is strangely almost how the commercial rig started. Is this little voice message that I did to Jeff and Chrisy about about getting rich quick on really get losing money on real estate. Real estate is an extraordinarily tough fucking game. And here this is my perspective, my perspective,

only I'll put the disclaimer on here. I am sure there are exceptions to the rule. I'm sure there are. But I don't know anybody who's an exception to the rule. Never met anybody in my entire time in real estate. If you are a real estate play, yeah. If you're really making money, if you're really knocking out houses,

fixing and flipping, making millions of dollars, you have money. You have somebody that has experience on your staff and you have a bucket load of money because for every deal that you do, that you make money, there's a deal where you're gonna lose money and it's just a given. You know, I had a friend one time

in the real estate industry that told me the following. If you wanna make a million dollars in real estate, you better have a million dollars to lose because that's what's gonna happen first. You're gonna lose a million and then you'll have a chance to make a million dollars in real estate, you better have a million dollars to lose because that's what's going to happen first. You're going to lose a million and then you'll have a chance to make a million. You'll figure it out. Yeah, then you'll figure it out when you're really fucking butt hurt because you lost a million dollars. And so as the real estate market starts to turn as it is right now, there are going to be

many of these weekend warriors, seminar, real estate guys are going to go bankrupt and then there's going to be a bunch of them warriors, seminar real estate guys are gonna go bankrupt, and then there's gonna be a bunch of them right under them that's gonna come and say, this is the best time ever to buy real estate because the market's down. You make money up, you make money down. That's not true, but we're gonna say it. And it drives me fucking insane

as a guy who worked in the market for a long time. I hate, hate, hate, these false promises, this ignition, these people who have absolutely not a pot to piss in, or maybe $10,000 in their bank account. They see one of these commercials, they run off to the local holiday and over the weekend, and then they get taken for another $50,000. Don't even worry, Chrissy, you don't need to pay today.

I'll put you on a payment plan. That's right. And as you start to make money, you're gonna be happy to cut that check to me. Well, what happens is you never make money and then they follow up with a collection agency that bothers you for the rest of their lives. This is a fucking racket.

Don't get into real estate unless you know what you're doing and you know how to make money. That's Brian's pompous, pious, bullshit, five-minute seminar that he gives every show now. But I wanna show you one of these weakened seminar real estate Brian's pompous, pious, bullshit, five-minute seminar that he gives every show now. But I want to show you one of these weekend seminar real estate warrior bullshit infomercials so that we know what to look for as the market turns. We can, yeah, we'll be on top of things.

We can point it out to our listener. We're here doing a public service for our listeners, Chrissy. To come our show break, the best PSA you never knew. Hey, yeah, excuse me. I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. I'm just kidding. It's me, Christina, producer for the commercial break, and I just wanted to interrupt for a quick sac to remind you that TCPpodcast.com is the place to go to find all of our audio

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As I do like to do, and here it is. The name of this info, Merchuk, is cash flow generators. Cash flow generators. Who doesn't want to be in a... Oh, exactly, generating cash flow. Generating cash flow. It's the opposite of what the commercial rate does. I know.

What's the opposite of flow? I don't know. What's flow? What is the opposite of flow? Stagnate? Yes, stagnant. Cash stagnant generator. Cash stagnant destroyers. Here at the commercial break. This is what we should do. As the market goes down, we'll just turn our show into a real estate seminar. And almost was that to begin with. Oh, it came real close, came real close to being a shitty weekend warrior bullshit. We had some people that asked, we had some people that asked if they could let's do it. Pedal their wares on the original commercial rate. Yeah. No. All right, here we go. Cash Flow Generators. Let's take a listen. We set our goals. We follow the program. Everything

that the instructors were telling us to do. We did it exactly. And at the end of four months, we realized we don't have our have to work for anyone else again other than ourselves. Wait, hold on. This is how they get you to. They tell you you have to follow the steps exactly as they lay it out, as if every person is going to have the exact same experience and real estate, as if every house is the same, as if every investor is the same, as if every bank account is the same. Not true. Everyone's a fingerprint in real estate.

We all have our own, we all had our own journeys. Me, I lost a lot of money. That's my first, me, I followed everything to a tee and I still lost a million dollars. Here, this guy is telling you after four low amounts, he never has to work another day in his life. Quit being that, it's easy, it's easy as that. Follow the steps, make the money. We never have to work another day in his life. Quit being that it's easy. It's as easy as that. Follow the steps, make the money.

Make money four months later. You never have to work for anyone else again. Notice what they're leading with. They're leading with the most optimistic view of what can happen if you get involved with cash flow generators. Of course they are. Hey, nice to meet you.

What do you do? I'm the CEO of Coca-Cola. What do you do? I'm an associate real estate investor with cash flow generators. Also known as CG. Yes. In the first six months, I have managed to put about $56,000

in my pocket. I did one deal where in a matter of six months, I made $120,000 on one deal. We're fees. Wait, in a matter of six months, made a hundred twenty thousand dollars on one deal. We're fees. Wait, in a matter of six months I made a hundred and twenty thousand dollars on one deal. That means he was working on one deal for six months. Yes. Sweating it out.

I've had a house that I own that was an investment. I've had it for nine years. So how long you've had that place? Eight years. Okay. That's where all, that's where the million dollars worth of lost money is. That house. Yes.

We're looking at making about $50,000 in the next walk or so. Look at those two. Look at me. Yeah. First of all, there's a husband and a wife sitting next to each other. The wife is saying nothing. She's just looking at him like she wants to kill him with a dull butcher knife for wasting your money. Yeah, and he says, we're looking at maybe possibly.

I'm pretty sure I looked at my pipeline. Yeah, just like clear channel projections. I looked at my pipeline. I think we have $50,000 coming down the pike any day. I'm pushing it to 27% likely to close. I have gone through biting, selling about $2.7 million worth of property and I've put about 1.7 million of that in my own pocket. I call bullshit.

I call bullshit. Now you made 170% of your money. There's no deal that makes 170% You can get those same secrets to success strategies and techniques at the cash flow generator workshop a live event coming to your area You'll need successful real estate experts that are making money in today's real estate market across the country Sharing their secrets to help you shortcut your path to financial freedom. Whether you want to simply buy your own home or have the desire to live your financial dreams, you can't afford to miss the information at the cash flow generator workshop. You can't afford to miss the information

at the cash flow generator workshop. Free coffee and donuts to the first five people who had successful real estate investors. They don't even name anybody that's going to be there like successful real estate investors from across the country are here to teach you. Successful. I've been to these seminars. I went when I was a teenager. My dad let me go to one of these seminars and I knew it was bullshit then, but I did spend $199.

Yeah, of course. Yeah, and my dad was like, what are you doing? I'm like, Dad, they gave me eight free cassette tapes. Ha, ha, ha. Hi, I'm Deborah Ball. And I'm John Early. Our cameras traveled across the country to meet with successful real estate investors

who are not only making money in today's real estate market, but who are also sharing their secrets to success with people like you through the cash flow generator program. These are real people who have come to the cash flow generator program is really just them generating cash from you. Correct.

Yeah. I'm telling you right now. This is how it works. You go to the real estate seminar for free. That's how they get you the first time. They put you in a high pressure sales tactic, a lot like, you know, a time share, right? Free tickets to the best show in Vegas, front row tickets. If you sit through seven and a half hours of being badgered by some greasy co-cats that wants to sell you a time share on the

shitty end of the strip, right? This is the same premise. You get in free. They give you coffee and donuts, they hype you up. They usually have some, you know, music going and some guy, yeah, which I did one time. Ah! Evert the guy? I was, I could pay a lot of money to go up and be the guy. So, but when they get you in there, then they want to upsell you on all these other packages. You can have-

Don't you want to make more money? Don't you want to make more money? I've given you one third of the secret to success, but you need the other two thirds, and that's gonna cost you. Ha ha. How much will it cost you? How much do you have?

Well, I only have 500 out- Great! Perfect! We can offer personalized coaching, but what we can do is give you a free link to a podcast. Well, you'll learn another third. You'll still need that last third, but with this third, you'll be more excited to spend more money. That's how it works. They're not going to tell you the seek. You think these guys want a bunch of

come real estate investors are some of the most cut-throat motherfuckers in the world. Do you think they want to give you the secrets to their success because they're nice people? No. They have lost money in real estate and now they're coaching you on how to do it because they're nice people know they have lost money in real estate and now they're coaching you on how to do it too. Exactly. That's phone real estate. Couples like Julian J. from Norfolk, Virginia, who have acquired over a million dollars in real estate without using their own money.

You've noticed the word acquired a million dollars in real estate. Not made a million dollars in real estate acquired. I also acquired a couple of million dollars in real estate that I cannot get rid of. In the proven strategies with the cash flow generator program. Plus, in this show, we're also going to hear from successful active investors who have also become instructors to the cash flow generator program. You too can be an active real estate investor called 1-800-Cacheflow-Generators. Make sure you bring your checkbook, your debit card,

and potentially any American Express you might have in there. We're gonna max it out. That's the only way you can... You have to follow a step-by-step. If you follow this step-by-step program, step-by-step, you too will be in a position to maybe possibly someday acquire over a million dollars in real estate almost every time using no one's money

Eric who was able to quit his full-time job and has made over five million dollars in just a few short years People like Michael who started out with little income and no savings and in four years has amassed a personal fortune valued at over 16 million savings. I mean, little income and no savings in the top line on here in case you're not watching. Says net worth $16 million in four years. Net worth is hogwash. Like it doesn't tell you how much debts somebody has. It's just that your net worth is $16 million. He might own $16 million of real estate and have $20 million worth of mortgages. You never know.

$1. You'll be amazed by their stories. Stay with us and find out what these savvy investors reveal to our cameras about the techniques they used from the cash flow generator program. You won't want to miss it. Let's meet Julian J. You'll be surprised to hear what they found.

Surprised, amazed, surprised, amazed, surprised, amazed. They use those two words six times in the last minute. Right in their own backyard. We are standing in front of our current home. We went from a one bedroom apartment to a four bedroom, two and a half bath, 3,230 square foot home. And that happened all within within probably within a month

So what One better apartment And we had a baby she knew the exact square footage. She was like 3,328 square foot home Like she walked it out herself She's got a baby in her hand. They're wearing all black like they just came from a funeral What's going on there? They often didn't say where that home is. Yeah, they don't say where it is.

It's right. It could be a tiny Grove, Florida. And it's all because of the cash flow generator. And we're actually standing right next door to our second deal if you want to come with us. It just goes to show you that there are properties right in your backyard that a lot of people will say that they're not there. They can't find them, but we actually found one at our neighbor's house. We picked it up. We strong arm the grandma out of this house that had been here for a while.

This is where her mom used to live. Now we rent it out at Airbnb and grandma lives in the basement of this house. First of all, I think it's a stretch calling that a house. Second of all, like, what is he talking about? We actually, we turned it within 30 days and made $30,000. So, I mean, that's right. Are you sure? Yeah, the entire house doesn't look good. No, it doesn't look like they put $1 worth of work into that.

So here's the other secret that they don't tell you on these shows, but that is a very common thing. It's called wholesaling a contract. And so what it is is that, let's say that we're living in this beautiful house and someone comes to my front door and they say, I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse for this house. I'll pay you within 30 days cash money, right?

Okay, sounds good. What are you gonna pay me? I'm gonna pay you within 30 days cash money, right? Okay, sounds good. What are you gonna pay me? I'm gonna pay you 10% less than retail, but if you need the cash, then you'll be good. So they get me under contract, and they have a specialized contract that allows them to assign the contract to anybody else they want to assign it to.

It's called an and assign contract. Okay. So here's what happens. And then if a savvy real estate owner says, It's called an and assign contract. Okay. So here's what happens. And then if a savvy real estate owner says, I don't want and assigned on the contract, their response is going to be, well, I'm going to put it in a corporation name eventually since I'm an investor, so I need the and assigns. That's how they get over that objection, that first objection.

Now what they do is they list your home for sale for 10% higher than the contract value. They go to a real estate attorney, usually the shady ones, and they ask them to do what's called a double closing on the same day. Same day. So let's say someone comes and they say, oh, I like this house for sale. I'm going to buy it at retail. Let's use big round numbers, $100,000. And now this guy has an under contract for 90,000. He puts it on the market and now someone has another contract for $100,000. And now this guy has an under contract for $90,000. He puts it on the market, and now someone has another contract for $100,000. It's a $10,000 profit.

Right. So on the same day, he will have the person purchase the home, and then he will double close the home on the same day. He never uses his own cash, because the other person buying the home that actually wants the house brings the cash into the transaction.

He gets $10,000 finder fee. Everyone's happy, supposedly. These almost never work out. They never work out. That sounds good, but. Yeah, because usually somebody sniffs, first of all, not many attorneys will do this. Second of all, somebody sniffs out

that this double closing is happening, and they get pissed because they're like, wait, I want that $10,000. Right. Yeah. So they find some way to jerk a knot in the deal's tail. It's a really fucking Pon scummy thing to do, honestly. And I know that there are legit wholesalers out there

that probably provide a service, but at the end of the day, this is like, it's kind of bullshit, right? Yeah. We were sold after that. That was great. That changed our lives. From this point on, we knew that we never wanted to do anything else and never wanted to work a 40-hour week job.

And again, using the technique, we learned the simultaneous clothes. It worked great. There was no money out of our pocket. The skill was totally done without using our own credit. So it's just a fantastic. We were just scammed up, that person. That's fantastic. Yeah.

I was whacking off straight pastors at gym for extra it's a fantastic. We scam that person. That's fantastic. Yeah, I was wack and off straight passers in at gym for extra 10 bucks a week. But now I never have to work another day in my life. I have acquired over $2 million worth of real estate and over $3 million worth of debt. Hey, girl. I'm a little short of cash. I don't know if you heard, but they don't want me to show up at the church anymore. I don't understand. I don't get it. I was preaching with a full dick. Something about an erection at the youth pastor at the youth pastor conference. I'm not sure. This sounds really interesting. You think you can get me in on that free weekend seminar shit? come on girl. I'll be up. There you go.

Awesome opportunity and again we owe it all to the cash flow generator. Isn't that a great story John? Incredible. You know, ladies. That's incredible. That's incredible. You two can scam people. Amazing.

Incredible. Fantastic. Unbelievable. Program, Julian J. are going to walk us through another property they picked up without using their own money. Right down the street, wait until you hear what happened. Now let's hear from a few of the successful active investors who have done it right who are now sharing their insider secrets and techniques as instructors for the cash flow generator program. In six years, I'm net worth has

grown to over five5.5 million. When I started this business, I was in debt. I owed tens of thousands of dollars, followed the program, and it was amazing. I was able to pay off my debt. I was able to start putting money, aside put money in savings. I'm working probably a quarter of what I used to be doing and making 10 times that on the slow month. Our latest deal. Sounds good to be true.

Sounds great. Sign me a bob. Hey honey, wasn't this joke strong TV? Says he works 10 hours a week, makes 10 times what he did before. What he was. I signed this up for next weekend. Oh, all right, I guess I'll go. What if he was making zero before?

Well, he said he was 10's of thousands of dollars a day. That we're going to be closing in the next 30 days is a property that we actually got under a lease option. And we're gonna take anywhere from $240 to $250,000 on that deal. And a deal you are going to close in 30 days is so far away from actually closing. It's not even funny.

Yeah. That's like any deal in sales that's 30 days away from closing is basically not closing anytime soon. Now I get to go and teach others how to do this and I get to see the students come back and say, you know, Eric, I took this class from you three months ago and this is what I've been able to do. And I just had five ladies who came in and four months they were able to make $125,000 doing five deals. Everyone should attend the one thing I've had.

It's life changing. There's no excuse. They like the four ladies group. Yeah, the four, yeah. They got together and created their agency. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Hey, babe, I saw this guy on TV.

He said he worked one hour a week and make $655,000 in 30 days when the deal closes. Why don't we get all the girls from poker together? And let's go down there and let's put all our chips in the basket. And let's get ourselves a real nice retirement fund. Now listen, we are just 30 days away from closing one deal that's going to make us $20,000 that we can split between the 30 of us. Right. And we only have to work for six months to make it happen. It's a deal! Daily camera fuse! Amazing!

I'm gonna take all my money out of retirement funds and I'm gonna put it right into this real estate seminar cash flow generator. There's nothing it should stop you from doing this. We met with Melvin, who started out in the inner city on the mean streets of South Chicago. That's racist, that's so racist. On the mean, the inner city, it's... Melvin.

It's probably born in Oklahoma. The mean streets of Chicago. The mean streets of Chicago. What a fucking racist thing to say. Thousand thousand dollars the guy is black. Thousand dollars. Oh, it's well over a million dollars in real estate and is living the American dream.

Let's hear what he had to say. I went to the worst fucking racist, man. Yeah. Fucking racist. So racist. Just listen to the trainer and the strategies they were sharing. I took good notes and that's really when a ball started rolling. When you took good notes, that's when the ball started.

Right, these guys. They are trying not to fall a foot of the FTC. Fall for advertising. That's right. So they are saying all of the fancy buzzwords without actually telling you that they made this money. I'm going to make this money. We're probably going to close this deal.

I have a deal that's going to close when I started taking notes. I started making money. Things started happening. Yes. Learned about wholesaling. And it was simple. It was easy. And I went out and did my first wholesale deal about 36 days from start to finish

But it's my first check in my pocket for a little less than 10,000 dollars. They're like not just tell you about wholesaling and here is Melvin telling us he's wholesaling. I started out sitting on a couch watching an infomercial just like you and I went to the training. I learned the strategies. Hey honey, Melvin's from the mean streets of Chicago and he says he done got himself a $10,000 deal only took 36 days to close. Well, I'll be damned. That's $300 a day he's making honey. 300. And I put it into action. I have become made an incredible amount of money over the last six, seven years and you

can do it too. Every instructor in the cash flow generated program, we're not just hired speakers to do a presentation guys, we are an active real estate investors. We are not just paid presenters, we are also involved in scamming you out of cash. All over the country. We don't just talk to talk, walk the walk, and we show you how to do the exact same thing anywhere USA. And remember, at the cash flow generator workshop,

well, you said we got to live in anywhere USA, honey. And I just don't think we live there. You'll learn how you can get real estate without using your own money or credit. With intelligence strategies that work regardless if your home prices are going up or going down. Yeah, that's the key, right? The key to the bullshit.

Doesn't even matter to the market. Doesn't even matter. But the market is crashing in 2008 or it's way up high during COVID. Don't you fucking worry about it we have got it all covered it's amazing let's listen to julien jim we went to the real estate seminar just two weeks ago and we honestly we are 172 days away from closing our first deal making seven thousand dollars we quit our jobs we know it's coming

yeah later on this show melvin is going to reveal the cash flow strategies he used on two of his latest deals. You won't want to miss it. Plus, we're going back to Norfolk, Virginia, where Julian J are going to show us how they're going to pick up an extra $200,000 on another property right down the street using the cash flow generator program. So stay with us. It looked like they moved into the hood and built a really nice house.

Yeah, they- And then they're just gonna, like, lured over the rest of the street. Yeah, they're flirting over the rest of the street, buying out all the other neighbors. So gentrification happens, by the way. Real estate seminars, that's how it happens. It's unbelievable.

And listen, you too, Chrissy, you too, could get rich. Don't turn me in the morning! That's 230 in the morning! That's when all good things happen. That's when, when I was a teenager and I watched those seminars, I got taken by a few. I was gonna be an artist, you know how you two take this simple test to know if YouTube

could qualify for art school. Yep, I failed that test. They never heard back from them. I worked all week on that test. You're the art school, yeah. They had to draw a turtle. And mine looked more like a dolphin with a boner. And I sent it back in and I never heard a word from them.

And I went to the real estate seminar. I didn't understand a word that was being said, but I bought the $199 tape set and my came back and my dad was like, you're a fucking moron. What are you thinking? Well, did you take a dump? Good news, fine. No, I didn't take any notes.

Well, let's find the ball, never got rolling. I just remember thinking a girl ahead of me in the seminar was cute. All right, well, there you go. Maybe we'll finish up that video. Maybe we won't up that video. Maybe we won't. Who knows?

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