The Commercial Break - A Date With Misery!

Episode Date: November 11, 2022

In the 1930' through the 1950's the U.S. Government put out a lot of public service films. They even wanted in on family dinner time. Bryan and KRISSY review an old time-y dinner time. Leaving everyone wondering....do we need to get bak to this?? Hold on to your emotions kids, feelings have no place at this dinner table! Bryan faces a home emergency...1200 miles away! A man with serious worries comforts Bryan, who has ridiculous worries Ye, Yeze, Kayne...whatever his name is today, is off the reservation Bryan's exes are all crazy ....or are they? Love is Blind is back and has everyone asking: Is Love really THIS Bland!? The U.S. gets more involved with our personal lives by demanding we chill at dinner! Hold those feelings in kids....it aids digestion LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for MEN too! Watch Us on YouTube Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1.855.TCB.8383  or 661.BEST.2.YO (1-661-237-8296) Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Functions: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Jake DAS Amanda Julie Charlene Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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And it's responsible. And it's responsible. And it's responsible. On this episode of the commercial break. Well, hey, listen, when you're this good looking and this famous of a podcaster, then that's it. It happens. Yeah, I had a few people text in to remind me episode of the commercial break. I was speaking with Emily earlier and I feel confident she is here for love She also gives great head That's what she told me last night. She's here for love unfortunately. I can't give her that love so she's still yours

And what about you teenage son whose name I forgot what's going on with you? I'm going through puberty Now now that's nothing to talk about before dinner. Let's hold that inside for the next 15 years. We'll find an appropriate time to talk about it. I washed all your pants, I found lipstick all over your collars, and I scrubbed the shit off your shoe. How was yours? Then I got drunk. And then I've been taking mommy's little helpers all day long just to get through my miserable existence. Tommy's little helper all day long, just to get through my miserable existence! The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break. I am Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host,

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It's crazy. It really is and it's sad and there are people out there have solutions and of course those solutions don't work for other people's opinions and you know, there's no real easy answer to this. If you don't certainly don't want to encourage people who are otherwise able and capable to just live off of, you know, government paychecks.

I don't agree with that, but at the same time, there's a mental illness and drug addiction, which is a form of mental illness. Like, there is a lot of complicated shit you got to get to the bottom of, but here's the story. So I'm walking, so I'm, I'm going to a meeting and I'm walking through the streets of Burbank, downtown Burbank. Okay. With another gentleman that I work with and my phone rings and I'm talking to, you know, this guy and

it's Astrid and I click, you know, go away. Do not disturb. Do not disturb. Leave you alone, Astrid. And then the second call comes, but this time it's FaceTime And I'm like, okay, I really can't FaceTime now. Let me click and then I'll write her a message. But before I get a chance to send that message, she's calling a third time.

Now, anytime a loved one calls you three times, you know what that means. You got to pick the fuck up. Something's going on, right? No one, especially not my wife, she's not prone to histereonics. If she knows I'm busy, she'll leave me alone. And then I'll call her later vice versa.

So I pick up the phone and she is in hysterics, like absolute hysterics. She's crying, she's melting down. I can just tell by the tone of her voice that something is wrong and it is. Mia has locked herself in the dark bathroom. She's pressed the lock, locking mechanism, and she's closed the door.

She's already been in there for a number of minutes and Astrid doesn't know where the key to the, you know, the house locks where he has a little hole and you take the thing and you poke it around and you open it up. She can't find that. It's usually like a coat hanger, right? Yeah, you can do a coat hanger,

but they give them to you in the packages when you buy the doorknob. They give you like this little thing. It just looks like the end of a coat hanger twisted up, but it's easy to just kind of move. I say it's easy, it's not really easy. It can be complicated and hard to do, especially depending on what kind of lock you have.

Well, these fucking locks, door knobs that we have in our house, they're beautiful, but you can't fucking unlock them because it's so damn difficult. So as to screaming, where's the key, the key to the locks, the key to the locks. I happen to have one in the studio, and I'm like, oh, in the studio, there it is.

Calm down, like it'll be okay, but I can hear Mia screaming, bloody murder in the locks. I happen to have one in the studio and I'm like, go in the studio. There it is. Calm down. It'll be okay. But I can hear Mia screaming. Muddy murder in the background. She's scared. She's been in there for a while. She doesn't know what's going on. She doesn't understand, you know, she's only two. So she doesn't really understand what we're trying to tell her. Like when I say it's going to be okay, she doesn't know that, right? All she knows is she's separated from everybody in the dark. Mattie, to his credit, is like, so, Assert's on FaceTime, right? And so she goes to get the thing and she puts the phone down on the floor.

Mattie, then Mattie comes in the view of the FaceTime and he's like, daddy, me isn't the, me isn't the bathroom. Come quick. And I'm like, I can't, buddy. Mommy's gonna figure it out. So, Mommy comes, she tries to do it. But I think she's, you know, obviously upset. She's hearing her baby on the other side crying. and she just can't get it. Like she can't

do it. And she's like, I'm going to call the fire department. I'm like, hold on, they'll take time to get there. Let me call the neighbor, right? So the incredible neighbors that we have, I call him the husband of the family. He says, I'm not there, but my wife and my teenage son who's like 17 years old. Yeah, she knows. Yeah, they're 15. They're there, let me have them run over, they're calm, maybe they can figure out. So get over nothing, it's not working. I'm like, okay, get the crowbar and the hammer

and just pop that thing open, I don't give a shit, right? I'm freaking out, but I'm staying calm because me freaking out is gonna make everybody else freak out even more. That's true. Mattie's running around like, daddy come quick man you know me as asterisk upset obviously she can hear her baby screaming and the two level heads in the situation the two calm people who just entered the situation are

trying their best but they're also not having success so finally i'm like call the fire department just call the fire department get her out of there i don't care if they ruin the house it's fine it doesn't matter right it really doesn't matter no so you know the baby to the baby okay so i'm on the minute in the middle of the streets of berbanc walking up and down pacing back and forth on this face time call staying calm but really inside like absolutely losing my shit as me is also screaming bloody murder now are you back in the closet uh... so this is all going down and then while astered i think is getting

prepared to call the fire department like okay i'm gonna hang up with you So this is all going down. And then while Astrid, I think is getting prepared to call the fire department, like, okay, I'm gonna hang up with you, and I'm gonna call the fire department. The young man pops the door. He manages to get the door open, right? But it was very hard. It was very difficult. Now I understand why Astrid couldn't get it

the first couple of minutes. She's nervous, she's shaking, she's upset, you know, the baby's upset. So she pops it open, door comes, whatever. Astrid reunited. Reunited. You can see an Astrid's eye. She's like, oh my God, you comes, whatever. As reunited. Reunited. You can see an acid die. She's like, oh my God, all this fear,

and the other person, all the adult in the room is not there, in fact, many miles away, and I'm feeling the same way. Helpless, hopeless, and my heart broke is breaking for all of this screaming and yelling going on. So as soon as I hang up the phone, as soon as I hang up the phone, it's like one of those uncontrollable moments.

I don't cry very often, but I started to cry because I felt like I was holding it together while I was on the call. But when I got off the call, it was this real sense of hopelessness. And I wasn't like bawling, but you could see in my eyes, I was like crying. The tears coming down my face.

Yeah. As I'm just trying to cool off from this whole situation, like just doing a little walking around this corner, the people I work with have now gone to a bar down the street. And as I'm turning that corner, a homeless man is turning the corner also. Homeless for sure without any doubt, right?

He turns the corner, he takes one look at my face, he walks up to me, he grabs my shoulder, and goes, he's going to be all right, man. She's going to get better. That was so nice. I was like, oh my God, dude. And then he goes, you got a quarter for a cup of coffee. And I go, oh man, if I did, I would give it to you. I was like, I'll buy you a cup of coffee.

And he goes, not as cool, man. I hope you feel better. And I was like, wow, wow. Nice hope, love for humanity. There's hope for humanity. And they're in Los Angeles without a house. Like, we gotta get these people, gotta get these people straight now. It was the most amazing gesture on someone on the side of the street

that a hundred people must have passed by me. And they didn't even look me in the eye. This guy looked me straight in the eye, and then grabs my shoulder and tells me it's gonna be okay. He doesn't even know what the fuck I'm crying about, right? And I just thought it was the most amazing gesture, kind of funny because the homeless guy comes to her in the corner and tells me it's gonna be okay. And I should have been saying that to him, but hey man, it's gonna be okay.

I got a dark bathroom you can stay in if you want. It locks up just nicely. You have all your own privacy. But it was amazing that this kind of humanity was shown by someone who clearly had no idea who I was. And as so many bigger problems to deal with, then daughter locked in the bathroom. Even though in that moment, it seemed like a big deal

in the grand scheme of things. She was safe and warm and dry and all that other stuff. And it was unlikely she was going to be harmed, right? In any way, it's just a scary big scary moment of course trying to figure it out from can get to each other for sure so uh... that turned out okay yeah turned out okay so that was so that was part of my trip to uh... la had to had to do it with me to the court and of course i turned the corner and i see two hippie kids

s smoking a big fat ball and I thought this is the best of Los Angeles. The homeless guy with empathy and the two hippie kids who have way too much time and money on their hands, they're just standing around, kids stowed. It was everywhere. The whole, the entirety of Los Angeles smells like weed. The entirety of Los Angeles.

The entirety of my apartment complex smells like weed. It's true and Atlanta too. It's not even legal here, but. I just saw a video where a dude got stopped by a plane closed police officer inside of the, inside of the airport in Dallas. Yeah. Because he,

because he smelled like weed. Because he smelled like weed. Yeah. Isn't that weird? Like, can you get arrested for smelling like weed? No. I didn't know that, but this guy got stopped, and it really made me very upset.

Yeah. I was wondering, why did this guy get stopped? It was clear why this guy got stopped. It was clear why this guy got stopped. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, he got stopped because of the way that he looked. So yeah, so let's talk a little bit about, we haven't talked much about this,

but I think it's important that we have a conversation about Yeezy and what's going on with Yeezy. Oh, Lord, well speaking of mental illness. He is off the reservoir. Yeah, I mean, it's been like that for a little while, but it is really gone crazy. Yeah, he has gone crazy and I have a hard time. So I was having this conversation with someone while I was in California.

And it's really hard to wrap your head around exactly what Yeezy is saying at any given time and it has been for a long time, I think. And I understand that there may be some brilliance there as far as music is concerned. And maybe that his mental illness is posturing some of that brilliance, like some of the things he says are just kind of flowing through him. I think sometimes mental illness just simply means you're just not on this earth with us.

You happen to be somewhere else. You're a star man. You're a star man. That's right, you're out there floating in the ether, grabbing things that we can't see or hear because we're just built differently. And so for a while I thought that about Kanye, because I was like, okay, everyone thinks he's a genius.

Maybe he's just one of those. Yeah. Geniuses that you really not understood while he's here, but something is also going on. Now I just think he's a big fucking dumb moron. Right. And I mean, the whole thing, I don't even get it. None of it makes any sense.

None of it makes any sense. No. Well, I don't understand the anti-Semitism. I don't understand where that came from. And speaking of homeless, apparently he was giving out to homeless in LA the white lives matter t-shirts. So he was helping close the homeless with white lives matter.

And nothing like starting to race war inside of a homeless in campus. That's fucking insane. Yeah, I mean, he's lost so many of his endorsement deals. He lost his partner. He's no longer a billionaire. I know. He's no longer a billionaire because he lost the deedes.

And it's like, I understand money's not everything. Right? Did you see that he walked in the sketchers? Or something? Yeah, he walked in the sketchers and was like, I don't know. Hey, I'm here. Hey, I'm here.

No, we don't want you. Yeah, they're like, the big, saidy way. Some things. We have to say really kind No, we don't want you. Yeah, they're like, thanks anyway. Some. Yeah, we have to we have to say really kind of who do fucking those with him, you know, he's always doing, but they didn't want him. They they sent him right outside of the building. I don't like your toxic. Yeah, here's the thing to be overtly racist or or anti-Semitic or homophobic. It's just not a good look. First of all, you shouldn't be. You shouldn't feel that in your heart. I was going gonna say, why do you even think that?

I don't know. Why do people think that? He's buying into all these conspiracy theories that I've been going on since infinitum. Like, it's always the Jews. The Jews are always getting shit on for what reason. I don't know. I don't need that.

Because a few of them were shifty or shady. Hey, dude, every single serial killer in the history of Earth with the exception of the DC sniper has been a Christian white man. So there you go, there's some shifty mother fuckers out there. Oh yeah. They're just are. And so you can't just paint everybody a certain color

because you have read something on a Q and on board. That doesn't make any sense. Yeah, I mean, I see exactly why Kim was like, I can't do anything. Oh yeah, Kim was out. Kim was out. Why did she do this in the first place? Didn't she know that this was like a problem when she first married him? Well you

know I mean he's been, he's had his his his arc. Yeah. He rose fast. Kinda like the commercial bird. He rose fast and fell hard. Yeah. Rose fast and fell hard. We're in the middle of that fall in case anybody's wondering. Yeah. Send your donations to tcppodcast.com. Keep these two podcasters alive. Help Brian buy a cup of coffee for somebody else. That's right. I'm going to be in the homeless in camp and pretty soon. I just don't get it. I don't understand why everyone's I don't understand why Yeezy has taken this path. Butting up to well, in seven to help him. Like, somebody's gonna be true with him. I think he's got a bunch of yes people around him too. Yeah, he's got that Candace Owens lady, that's...

Or like, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's great, it's good. It's good for publicity, you'll love it. And part of me thinks like, maybe this is just a whole publicity stunt and when he's done, he's done, right? He's just gonna turn around and say,

I don't know, it's just all for publicity. He's just layering up. Yeah, but I mean, to lose a billion dollar contract over a publicity stunt seems like a pretty fucking stupid publicity stunt. I know. I supposed to go the opposite direction. You lose money.

It's supposed to go, you make money and get more attention. Yeah. And, you know, we've talked about Yeezy on this program before and when he's had other flare ups, and I'm not making fundamental illness, my immediate family immediate family has mental illness and... I think everybody's family has some. I'm sure that. Yeah.

I think we're all mentally ill in some way. If you look hard enough, we all have something about us that's just a little bit off. But like true mental illness, where it manifests itself in manic ways and crazy things that you say or do that are just like outside the absolute, you know, scope of what could be normal.

Because you are definitely mentally ill. Your problems supersede just a unique way of thinking. It actually is a chemical imbalance that's causing some kind of drama or misinterpretation of the world around you. And I think we've talked about Kanye before in this way and said he's really having a breakdown and somebody's gotta get him back on his meds. This guy, he needs, he needs like a Britney Spears like

conservatorship. Get that Britney Spears father in here and let's get him whipped up and she, yeah. Just stuff him away for six years and don't let him do it. Yeah. You're on, you're in charge of Kanye. Although I think Kanye would probably be twice as much trouble as Britney ever was. You know, I think we need to get a conservatorship for Kanye. The guys still got some music left in that head and we might like it. We just got to get him to calm down on all the conspiracy theories. He's spending too much time on that forechan or whatever it is. Forechan, 8chan, I'm not even sure what it is, but I thought it was time to mention something.

Everything is kind of cooled down just a little bit. But when you have skinheads on the side of the road praising your name, you're probably not doing something right. Probably not doing something right. Yeah, it's probably bad for business, can't you? I'm just sharing that with you. Get a hold of yourself. Yeah, and oh, did you hear the thing on?

Oh, and his school got shut down too. We had a school. I didn't even realize. For par core, it was like a par core school. I didn't even realize he I heard the thing on one. Oh, and his school got shut down too. We had a school. I didn't even realize. For a parkour, it was like a parkour school. I didn't even realize he was actually a school that people were going to, but yeah. That was the Oprah opened up one of those schools, and everybody thinks that's a cool thing to do.

I think Oprah had a hell of a time with that school. Like I think it's in its like 20th, 20th year or something. And it's just now producing like graduates because it's really difficult to just start a fucking school. You don't just start a fucking school that's for educators to do. And my understanding of the Yeezy school is he's, you know, people are running around doing flips and hallways and just like, it's not really for education, it's more for, you look fun. That looks fun.

Foster creativity. Yeah, foster creativity. I've seen those. I went to that. I had the data to grow and went to that foster creativity kind of school. I went to that. I had the date of the girl. I went to that foster creativity kind of school. She's got a loody, too. Oh, it was crazy. Couldn't have two plus two, but man,

when you got high, she told some fascinating stories. Fasten maybe. I know I bet. Why is it that whenever I talk about somebody I date, they're always the crazy ones. I'm starting to think that in my older age somebody I date they're always the crazy ones Started to think that my older age I'm starting to wonder if the fingers From an outside perspective though. I have to agree See I got someone to back me up so my reality is not yeah, I saw all of this well

There was one for sure yeah to likely yes three probably you know Maybe the fourth one it was just me hanging around Because she got crazy one it was just me, ending her on, because she got crazy because she was around me. He drives people to crazy. Well, hey, listen, when you're this good looking and this famous of a podcaster that happens, yeah, I had a few people text in to remind me that I'm indeed not famous. That famous people don't text back to the other, that's not what happens.

Some guy you wrote, hey hey man, I got an answer to whether or not you're famous. And the answer is no. And I was like, oh, why do you think that? And he goes, because you text with me. You hear me. It's like, that's the famous people don't do that. They have their assistant do that.

I was like, oh, how do you know this is not your assistant? Right. He's like, is it? And I go, no. But what if I had it? It's how would you know the difference? And he goes, no. But what if I had it? And it's, uh, would you know the difference? And he goes, I know the difference. It's smart ass.

Even the people who think I'm famous, don't think I'm famous. Like, even the people who believe that we have some kind of notoriety. Don't let the male and male in the mushroom. It let's be real about it. It was one lady in the male and male and mushroom who had no idea what the commercial break was.

Some guy told her that, that, oh, here comes a guy from the commercial break. And she was like, who's that? And told her that, oh, here comes the guy from the commercial break. And she was like, who's that? And she's like, oh, he's big famous pod comedy podcast. Little does she know that number 162 in the comedy podcast category in Apple, does not make you famous.

Conan O'Brien, now there's a famous guy. There is a famous guy. Absolutely. I saw that we were ticking back up too with the Canadians. Oh yeah, we're moving back up the line with the people in Canada. Yeah, a Canada in Australia. They go they like us in ebbs and flows I think. I think occasionally we're just too dumb for them and then sometimes it goes oh that's funny. No it was funny. I'll listen to that episode. I do notice that too. We really

ebbing flow on Canada in Australia. Sometimes we'll be like number 16 and then we're like number 212. And it's good. Right. It goes back to what I was saying about the commercial break. I think there's only so much that people can take. Yeah. And I think three episodes, it's like the very, very, very edge.

The max. Yeah, that's like the very line of how much commercial break could be done. It's like your full, you've got a big steak dinner. It's like Thanksgiving. It's like Thanksgiving dinner. It, like Thanksgiving. Mass potato, Thanksgiving, yes, Thanksgiving. You ingest a little bit and then you go sit down,

take it for a while. You'll have to sit for a while. For a while. Then you'll come back later for seconds. Oh, cold turkey, yeah. The commercial break. We'll put you to sleep on the couch in front of the football. Bad gas, we understand.

We're here at the commercial break Brian's got gas the commercial break Brian's got gas too. Hey, we're bottling that shit. Oh, yeah, we're bottling that up I'm sending it out the RSS And we got good good I got the Brian ass that. And we got good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good I cut it with a little fresh air, you know, I'm having to that girl that was selling her farts. Farts in a jar? Yeah. I think she's still 90 day famous, but I don't think she's,

I think that was her moment. Her moment was I'm selling Farts in a jar. Speaking of the 90 day kind of genre of things. Sure. I saw that there's a new season of Love is Blind already again. I knew. And I was like, I'm not doing it. Oh, you're watching it.

We're watching it. I was like, I'm not gonna do it. It's been coming out in spurts and we've been watching it. Is it good this season? Or is it just the same? Well, listen, I'm not gonna ruin it because I don't know yet. They haven't released the last episode,

which is one they, you know, the last two episodes when they get married or don't get married. But I've watched all the episodes up until then and I have to say that it's the first series first season was so good the first season was the best the second season they truncated the time in the pods that they showed and they showed more of the relationship building and I felt what it was a little worse for it the third season they go back to that same formula they cut down even more on the time in the pods and they show more time

like on the honeymoon getting to know each other. It's going back to our style. Yeah, it's really taking a long time. They show unnecessary parts of the relationship. It's just like sometimes they're just, it seems like they're just killing time with unnecessary film and I'm like, I just want to see the drama. Now there is some drama and there are a couple douchebags in this season that I think people will hate just like they hated shake or whatever his name was and then the drama. Now there is some drama and there are a couple douchebags in this season that I think people will hate just like they hated shake or whatever his name was and

the guy before. Remember shake? Okay. And then the other guy, there's a shake like character on this. The other guy was the guy that was really loud. Oh yeah. This was, you know, this is not my favorite season. I'm not starting it, though. Here's the thing about Love is Blind, too. Love is blind also. Those two fucking, you know, Nicola Shea and his beautiful wife, they're lovely. They're lovely hosts.

The problem is, the challenge for me is, they're like that guy who used to host the bachelor. They walk in. They pop in. They ask one question, and they're like, okay, see you in the aisle, and then you don't see him again ever. They literally say 15 words, and then they're gone, and occasionally they'll show up.

Like they show up in episode number one, then they don't show up again to episode number four when they're on the honeymoon. And while they're on the honeymoon, they're like, you know, there's trouble between one couple so they ask that one couple, one question, they don't answer it in any way satisfactory, they don't get into it, there's no drama there.

And then they, and then Nick's like, okay, okay. Yeah. All right. Well, couples, you have exactly three weeks to get it together, so we'll see you in the aisle. Yeah, she's a little bit more engaging. Engaging, yeah. And Nicholas Shay seems sincere at least.

I mean, he doesn't seem like a total douche. Yeah, he's got that face really. Like, kind of believe what he says, right? He's like, he gives a shit. I understand they're executive producers, but they got to get more involved. They got to poke and prod this drama along. That's what a good host does.

Like Chris Harrison didn't do anything. He just showed up with, you know, ladies, this is the final rose. I'll see you 15 weeks from now. And then he only showed up when there was some extemporaneous drama where he had to sit somebody down and have a conversation with them. Yeah. Why did you have sex with both of the Bellmen at the beautiful hotel we're staying on. Why not? Are you really in this for love? Yes, I am for a course.

I believe you. I'm gonna go back and tell the rest of the people. And then you don't see them again, ever. It's just, what a great job to have. I think I could be the Chris Harrison, no, I couldn't, because I'm too fucking chatty. I'm like, wait, that's it. You know, let me talk to some people.

Those girls would be wanting to date you and then you'd probably date one on the side and something would happen. That's if you were in your single days, I'm picturing you getting involved. Oh my God, I wouldn't be able to handle this. You would all of a sudden be the bachelor. Oh yeah, just like hanging around all those,

like in that resort for five weeks. I'm gonna be like, oh, that's what you see See Brian. Yeah. Bob. And drinking a bunch of like like they show the hotel door room a lot in that show and I'd be like pop my head out. She's not ready. Give her 15 minutes. He would.

And then they show a camera angle of the other like the window of the hotel room and I'm like flying out of it. I thought you laid up. you would absolutely be involved. I was speaking with Emily earlier and I feel confident she is here for love. She also gives great head. I was gonna say that's what she told me last night. That's what she told me last night. She's here for love.

Unfortunately, I can't give her that love so she's still yours. We call it Bachelor Plus. Two lucky women go home with Brian and one with the Bachelor. That's how it works. And then Brian gets kicked out of bed because of that. That's what happens with three sums with Brian. That's right. Yes. I just read a like a deer Emily or something out there, like one of those advice columns about the exact same thing we've been talking about with three sums.

And this guy said, or the girl said, I'm really upset because I agreed to have a threesome, but we had laid one ground rule down. No alone stuff. You can't do it. Yeah, I can't do it alone. Crucial. Crucial, right?

Crucial for trust and all this other stuff. Well, she wakes up in the morning after a long night and he's banging the other girl. And the dear Emily lady said, hey, listen, this is kind of gray area. I think he's got, I think he's got you on this one because you didn't say, don't you assume that when you said don't do it alone, you meant like, you were outside the room, like if you guys just had sex a couple of hours ago, and he had sex with this girl a couple of hours ago, having sex, even while you're sleeping,

is still kind of a question. No, the sleeping is there alone. Is that actually sleeping? Yeah, listen. I have sex, most of the time when I have sex, but the other person is sleeping. Well, I put them to sleep. And I don't mean that in like a,

like I didn't get consent. I mean that like, we'll put you to sleep and I don't mean that in like a like I didn't get consent I mean that like I will put you to sleep. Yeah Best podcast the sleep to So I know it's true that when you have a three-some things get complicated they get messy and it's unlikely You're gonna come out on top top. I'm not saying no pun intended. Bum bum bum. Uh, Chrissy speaking of, uh, I don't know we're speaking of, but you know, speaking of while we're on the just on the entertainment, uh, just bandwagon here, did you see that

Nick Cannon is a, is Bud have his 11th child? Oh my God, that guy's a lunatic too. I mean, I saw, I saw like my Buzzfeed notification came there. It's a, you know, Nick can't expect even 11th child. Now he can officially have a soccer team. I mean, it's crazy. How many kids he has? Yeah. He's got, he's got a herm and not a herm. He's got a, I don't know, like a fiefdom of children with different women. Yeah. He's got a couple with Mariah. That's right. He's got two with Mariah. And then he's got like five other baby drama, baby money, doesn't he?

Yeah, that's just all over the place. Some people just want to spread their seed and listen. I guess so. Probably okay on money, so I guess he's going to be able to take care of it. He's always hosting something, that's something we think about the host. Yeah, well he got kicked off that A.G.T. Yeah.

Because he was getting a little too radical too. He was like saying some stuff that was kind of out there also. Yeah. And I don't think A.G.T. It was down with it. He might need to talk to the guy that we interviewed, or not that we interviewed, the ITV people interviewed him. The guy that the alien.

The alien guy who had 3000 children. Yeah, he might need to speak to him about saving for college. Well, the good news about the guy with aliens is they, they don't live very close. So I don't think they're going to like Georgia State University. Pretty sure they're not. But 11 kids, listen, if you have kids

of different mamas, whatever, if that's your thing or you're everyone agrees and you can take care of the kids and God bless you, but 11 fucking kids. How do you give any one of them any attention whatsoever? It's hard enough to give two kids attention and I got a third coming. I don't even know what's gonna go on. I'm blue, poor blue. It's hard enough to give two kids attention and I got a third coming. I don't even know what's gonna go on I'm blue poor blue

Blue is gonna be the babysitter. Yeah, I know Look the the thing that saves that dog's ass in this house is the fact that she's good with my children if she wasn't good In my fucking children she would have been I don't know what about I don't know what would have happened But she wouldn't have been here because but the thing is since Niko's past, she's been really on her best behavior. Yeah, our EP, Niko. Okay, let's stop talking about Niko. Let's talk about my family.

One of the challenging things about having a family is dinner time, because toddlers at dinner time, they take a bite, they do a summer salt. They take a bite, they do two flips over the banister and then they run around the family room, then they come back to the table. You can never get them to sit down for more than three seconds. Yes.

But it wasn't always like this. When I was a kid, you sat the fuck down and you did not get up from the dinner table until you were finished and allowed to leave. That's right, you had to ask. That's right. Well, I kind of think I started to understand exactly where some of these rules came from and they in fact came from the US government

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Okay, now this is highly interesting. It's ass backwards, it's just crazy. This would never fly in 2022. Never fly in 2020. Oh well, tons of these videos that you fly. Yeah, that's true. All of them. Most of what I put out in most of what we review is pretty

showinistic and crazy. This boy and girl coming home from school look quite content with life. And why? That's because they just had sex in the school library. I know, are they brother and sister? No, I don't know, I guess we're going to find out. Okay. They're looking forward to an important date dinner at home with the family. Wee!

An important date. Nothing like a- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha As it has been, ever since they sat down to dinner and high chairs. Why should they feel that way about something you take so completely for granted? Well, let's see if we can find out. To see if we can dig into this. This is investigative from 40 meters. I wish for one second my family was at all like this. First of all, daughter has changed from school clothes to something more festive. Fasted.

Fasted. Fasted. See head, her lingerie. Showing her step brother what it's all about. By the way, the newest fat on TikTok is to have some girl in a see through top doing a video that goes when my step brother and I are finally alone. And then it like shows the girls point of view and then the guys point of view and I'm like what in the good fuck

is going on in this country? I don't know that's back in the 50s. You had to change to go to dinner and you're good clothing. She's like a dress with an apron. Yeah now you're changing into crotchless panty thing out with your stepbrother. Makes her feel and consequently look more charming. Even the table takes on a special air. Mother too changes from her daytime clothes. When in this room will I move in a bottle of wine? Mother changes from...

She's fumbling up! Moomoo and Jack Daniels into something more appropriate. A full-length dress covering every inch of her skin and a bottle of gin. Bast of gin! They seem to feel that they owe it to the men of the family to look relaxed, rested and attractive at dinner time. Ah! The women owe it to the men to look rested, relax at dinner time. Well, well, well. Yeah, meanwhile they've been slaving over the house all day long.

And cooking all of the food. Cooking all of the food. Yeah, meanwhile they've been slaving over the house all day long and cooking all of the food. Cooking all of the food. Yeah, baking the cake that we just saw. I guess I should think Astrid a little more often about all that food cooking. Brother is spending an hour before dinner masturbating. He's getting in touch with his inner Vachakra. Cheering up on his homework, he has plans evening. Perhaps that explain-

He's going to smoke some doobies and go rob the local Mickey D's. Refer madness. But he won't spend a lot of time on the phone either. When there are several members of the family to be considered, it is not a good idea for one member to monopolize the phone. And it is never good to allow telephone conversations. Hey Sally, it's me Bobby. You want to get together and smoke some PCP and go fuck on top of the water. I just got this date with my dinner first, but my dinner date first is my family. I got a date with dinner my dad's gonna kick this shit

out of me it's gonna be fun to interfere with studies hmm is it that late dad will be here any minute better tell mother she's needed in quick quick things together! Faaaast! He's coming he's coming he's coming he's gonna be a senseless. Everybody change. He's been watching those videos again. How to beat your children senseless. We owe it to them. We owe it to them to look attractive, rested, relaxed, and have the dinner ready.

the dinner ready. Brother notices the time and realizes that he must put things in order and clean himself up in time for dinner. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Up. Hello there. Here comes a little girl. Here is always in a hurry. Oh, he was a surprise. Yeah, oh, that was a surprise.

That's right. So what you don't see is there's two teenagers. One is a girl, one is a boy. That's what they've been talking about. And then all of a sudden, out of nowhere, Dennis, the men, is shows up. Little kid. The baseball bat. The baseball that and a face full of dirt like it has been cleaned and ten days he was the surprise but first there's a clean-up job

to do on this young man i mean scrubbing with bull rags and your chlorine the brother looks like he can be the dad i know that brothers like a big guy he's really big and there's no skinny jeans in this in this no it's a parachute band yeah seriously brother takes it upon himself to help share junior's responsibility for keeping their room in good order that he shares a room with that good yeah that's the way it went back then everybody shared a room is not the kid. Yeah, that's the way it went back then. Everybody shared a room. It's not that. The middle class popped up out of nowhere

after World War II. And that's when suburbs started. They just had these box houses. And they basically were all the same. They had a kitchen, a dining room, a family room, two bedrooms, or three bedrooms at most, right? For the middle class. Order two.

Punctuality is stressed in this household. By that I mean hair is combed and faces and hands scrubbed. How is that punctuality? Before the war has come to the table. That's not punctuality. Punctuality is being on time. Yeah. Sounds like dad just beats you up.

You don't have clean nails, clean faces. People, so they won't delay the meal Now mother and daughter put the finishing touches on the dinner As they're prone to do it's in the contract It's so as backwards. It's just so as backwards. Oh, here's dad forward to this. Dad looks like he's had a few. And dad looks like he's making a few wax that the kids over the year.

He's here at the bar. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you think dad just came straight home from the office? No, he's been to the titty show. This shoe. Here's the one, Dela Jr. Yeah, of course. I can either go to the shoe show or I can go home to Jr. What an asshole that kid is

He has had a hard day at the office and in his break a sarsome contracts, which must be looked over tonight But in the meantime, he will relax at dinner with those tracks that like do you look over? Like everybody in that time period had contracts to look over. I mean, have these guys or poor and some men are cleaning up yards or devi, I don't know, this weird. He loves. A simple centerpiece made from flowers. I mean, that's literally like Thanksgiving dinner

preparations here for this. There's fresh flowers. There's the cake, a baked cake. There's, I mean, everything's to the top. I'm curious to know. You are dressed up. I'm curious to know you out there's the cake a baked cake. There's I mean everything's to the Now curious to know curious to know you out there in the podcast universe if you have a family or if you live with a family or close to family How often do you set the table in like a really fancy manner for dinner because I think Chris He's right. It happens at my house maybe 10 times a year and it's always some kind of occasion. Yes always some kind of occasion Yeah, otherwise we have a dining room table at my house maybe 10 times a year and it's always some kind of occasion. Yes. Always some kind of occasion.

Otherwise, we have a dining room table that's really nice and you put all the fine stuff out there and then we have a kitchen table where there's Mickey Mouse stickers and permanent markers. Well, and let's be honest, you really have the dining room table but that gets everything piled onto it. Well, that's what happens. I mean, that's where all this stuff goes straight from the front door into the dining room table.

We do, but only on special occasion. Like I said, maybe 10, maybe 10. Oh, I mean, it happened in my household too, but I was growing up, we kept everything like this. That's what you do. You keep it on the closest thing available. Like when you walk in the door, you're like, what's the closest thing available?

My dining room table. I'm not gonna eat there for another six weeks, why not? Yeah. Art, is another of daughter's contributions to the dinner? But it takes up a little too much room, so she moves it to the side board. So she's an idiot and she'll have to do something else with it. Well her hair is super fancy for dinner. That's what I'm saying. This is all very fancy.

These boys greet their dad as though they are generally glad. Oh, boys first. Yeah, boys are only going to talk to dad. It's not the girls that are going to talk to dad. And listen to how they present us. See him, as though they had really missed being away from him during the day and are anxious to talk to him. This is the time for pleasant discussion in a thoroughly relaxed mood.

They don't pick. Daddy, how was the shoe show? It was fine, son. I'm really relaxed now. I saw that blonde. I liked you know the one that's much better looking than your mother Oh, that's really nice daddy. That's right now run along do you near before I beat you? And what about you teenage son whose name I forgot what's going on with you? I'm going through puberty Now now that's nothing to talk about before dinner. Let's hold that inside for the next 15 years. We'll find an appropriate time to talk about it. This time of the day to spring unpleasant surprises on dead.

If they have disagreeable news, they'll postpone the discussion until another time. And this is no time to done farther for a raise in your allowance. New clothes, or argue about other financial matters. Argue your about financial matters. I don't think my dad once brought a financial matters. Junior is definitely not bringing up financial matters. Fuck no.

I mean, I guess. Because he's 42 years old. He's looks 42. He's got a house of his own somewhere. This is like insane. Yeah, bring out no time to bring up a done daddy for a raise in your allowance. Hey, dad, any of the next 15 cents a week, get me and Sally, some of that smoky bokey them selling on the corner.

There's some sticky yikki I need, daddy. I'm gonna debitty dab down on the world of the theater and over at the sock hop I'm gonna take some of that PCP magic, you know what I'm talking about? Now now it's no time for financial matter conversations! XD Aw, dinner time. Yes, mother, junior remembered to clean up. Thank God, I didn't want to have to beat him again.

They don't even kiss! No, they don't kiss. They don't even sleep in the same bed. I know. My grandparents did not sleep in the same bed. They didn't. They had two separate single beds. That's how they slept until he passed away. That's how they slept.

And that always seemed even at my age very strange. My grandparents had two separate bedrooms. They two separate bedrooms? Yeah, by the time we came along, I mean, I think that my grandmother snored and my grandmother was like, I'm out. We're not having kids anyways. Yeah.

Sog us on the grandkids. How? Brother seats junior. Brother seats junior. Then, helps mother to her chair as he would his best girl. His medium-sized girl sits on the floor. And his worst girl, she stands outside in the cold. She doesn't earn a seat at the table, because she's a woman. Well, the dinner date has begun.

It's a dinner? And we're all happy about it. Look at the size of the collar on Junior there. Junior's got a collar that goes like from nipple to nipple. It's so weird. Many families throughout the country observe the custom of saying grace at meal time. It is always treated with reverence and respect. This will later be known as Christian nationalism and tear this country apart. and respect. This will later be known as Christian nationalism.

And tear this country apart. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And then the little boy then we feed the two mice who've been living under the house Then we leave some outside for the raccoons and occasionally will give bomb and daughter a little food No, no reason to get fat now girls You want to look rested and relaxed when the boys come home Napkins on the lap the family awaits service. Oh, oh the family awaits service. Oh he's serving the family. Okay that's nice of him. While dad serves, I said pleasantly for that is the keynote at dinner time. It is not only good manners, but good sense. Pleasant unemotional conversation helps digestion. Unemotional conversation. I like nothing's happening.

You know, keep going. Just keep serving. Any episode of a Bravo television show and see how common relaxed it is at dinner time. Unemotional the conversation is. There's table flipping and drums. Drinks flying in the room. Oh my god.

Father serves mother first, then daughter. Then the boys. Don't worry fellas, you won't get left. You know, this video's in black and white, but I don't think that food probably has any color anyway. No. It's like some weird food they're serving. Is it yellow? I don't know what that is. Help cut your meat, Junior. Of course.

No, but I'll show you how to beat your meat later. I'm going through puberty, and Dad won't talk to me about it. I'm climbing the walls around here. Can I talk to you? Can I talk to you? By example older children can teach younger ones good table manners God I wish my son would do that for my daughter I don't know what's going on with my daughter, but since she was one years old There is no food that doesn't get played with like if my son never went through this phase But she's been going through it for two years when Emil gets in front of her

You know that a quarter of it's gonna go down into her belly and the other two thirds is gonna go around the house She's gonna be throwing it feeding it to the dog putting it on her feet Sticking it in her hair and she loves it. She thinks it's the funniest thing in the world No one starts eating until father has served himself. Always wait for the hostess, in this case mother, to begin eating before you start. I was taught that as a kid, I was taught that as a child. Yeah, I was too. Let father and mother guide the conversational trend if they desire. After all, they made all this possible and they want to talk over their day with each other. How is your day, honey? It was fine, Bob. I can't remember it.

Sleaved over your dirty shitty drawers. I washed all your pants. I found lipstick all over your colors. And I scrubbed the shit off your shoe. How was yours? And then I got drunk. Yeah, and then I've been taking mommy's little helpers all day long just to get through my miserable existence. How was yours? Well, I skipped the office today and went straight to the bar and then I met Tina the shoe show. I stuck my head in titties and spent most of our money on prostitutes. That's why I'm gonna have to read over these contracts. I don't even go to work today. I gotta read over these contracts. I think they have something to do with prostitution.

Oh, that's nice dear! I'll see you tomorrow when I wake up. I'm going back to the shoe show after dinner. Tell mother how good the food is. Maybe ses rates a compliment too. It makes them want to continue pleasing you. Hey mom, this is great. It tastes like the same old slap we had yesterday. Yeah, it's not good.

Well, all this is good general advice, but there are some specific don'ts. Maybe the family will demonstrate for us. Oh please do. It's not good. Well all this is good general advice, but there are some specific don'ts Maybe the family will demonstrate for us. Oh please do monopolize the conversation and go on and on without stopping and Nothing destroys the chart and then and then and then and then Like then Bobby took his dick out in chemistry class and then him and the teacher went into the call closet and then now she's pregnant and then But a meal more quickly

Well, God, oh God there goes Saladin, manipulating all the manipulating and monopolizing all the conversation That the group is bored would be a gross understatement I love they make the one girl. I know they make the one girl they go And then she thinks they show her just chatting away and the dad looks that are like I wish I never had her The brother's like are you sure she's mine? Damn girls. Don't discuss unpleasant topics such as gruesome sights or sounds. Grusum?

Or unpleasant occurrences. I saw a murder party today. Hey dad, Billy got his hand cut off at the mill this morning! I've got it in my book bag, you want to see? Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh your stand of living. The dinner table is no place for discontent. It makes dad and mother uncomfortable and unhappy. No one wants to make anybody uncomfortable. Yeah, God forbid we make anybody uncomfortable. God forbid we say feelings. Now everybody makes everybody. It's gonna be a death mute showing up into these things. I mean, you also did you anything? Why is the woman always? Don't insult your brother or sister with offensive remarks about friends. Arguments, harsh words, mean tension and distress for everyone.

Speaks of sense. Your friend Jimmy's been hitting on me since third grade. He's an asshole. Oh, thanks are going south. It's a whole fight. It's turned into Bravo reality. Yeah. It's a great, simply this.

Treat the other members of your family. Any Cohen probably saw this same video. It was like, let's bring the opposite of that. Yeah Once you watch this video girls, whatever they do don't Act and cordiality you would show your most treasured friend outside the family circle This does not mean you should be stiff or formal with your own family. You can relax It looks every bit stiff and formal. If she showed up with a suit on for dinner. Yeah. This is so silly.

Just be sure it's your best self. This is better. Sounds like Adam Delire if I you're asking me, you're supposed to show up on an Instagram profile. That's what you're supposed to do. Now things are on an even keel again. Now we're ready for dessert. Most families don't have maids, so mother needs help with the serving from the kitchen. Sun says mother is done enough. Watch him play butler.

Why don't you done enough. The removal of the- Mother, you've done enough. You've done enough bad cooking for one day, Mother. Let me get the cake. Let me get the cake. Hopefully that has some taste to it. Just from the main course and the serving of dessert, set the stage for the conclusion of a thoroughly pleasant meal. Then you can get dad a financial talk.

Yeah. Then you can get back to unpleasant trees at yelling and screaming. Dad will be junior while I'm in the daughter, get junk. I know best of junior. Do you begin to see now how a date with your family can be a truly special occasion? Nope, I'm thoroughly uninterested in this.

Fairly. Do you know why, brother and sister looked forward to the evening? When the dinner hour at home is treated with a certain amount of graciousness and ceremony, it can be memorable. There is no family so poor, but that the evening meal can be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness. There is no family so busy, but that it can come together in the evening for a dinner date, which will give its members something to look back upon with happiness. Is that whole English? What is he speaking? Now that's those. All their dates. Oh, they're good. All right, well, there we go.

You got to love it. That's how it's done. That's how it's done, there are kids. If there's any questions about what you should be doing at dinner, we just answered them for you. Maybe easy needed to watch. Yeah. Uh, uh.

I hate how these 50s video, I mean, it's almost like women are disregarded entities. Oh yeah, they're good for cooking and cleaning. That's for sure. That's right. And they have... And they better wouldn't be on the table, that flop would be on the table. I know, then they have hour long commercials about, you know, the brand new dishwasher that's gonna challenge your life. And it's all so condescending, I don't like it. But it's funny because it's so different now and in a lot of ways not different now.

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