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Episode Date: May 19, 2023

Want to drain your bank account and get off on it? Lucky for you, there's a woman out there who'll help you! We're in the Wild, Wild West of financial domination, and ITV investigates. Why do we say BYEEEE? A woman had a full body orgasm at the symphony Being a 16 year old saxophone player is lame, but being a 30 year old saxophone player is cool Financial Domination Bryan was once told he has pretty feet ITV interviews a financial dominatrix Maybe we can get someone to bankroll TCB... Being a Financial Dominatrix is everyone’s dream One of her men sent her 30k in one day Producer Christina, once again, volunteers as tribute This girl knows how absurd this is, but she’s killing it We need to create an AI Financial Dominatrix She has made millions! Catch her at The Villages in 30 years Bryan should have stuck with his “Sexophone” Send $350 to GA Power and we’re on! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Speak to TCB LIVE by calling 775.TCB.LIVE (1.775.822.5483) Tuesday-Thursday 12pm-5pm EST Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Oh yeah, Kazakhstan's welcome back to the commercial break. I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend and co-host, Christa Joy-Odley. Best of you, Chrissy. Bestie Ryan! Bestie you out there in the podcast universe. Okay, question from the audience. Brian, Chrissy, this time, I'm reading this from my mind. I don't even need anything in front of me, I'm reading it from my mind. Okay.

Because it's one sentence and it's easily remembered. Dear Brian and Chrissy, why do you always say, we must say we do say and we're going to say, bye, goodbye. Okay. Okay, do you remember why? Hahaha. Can you remember the explanation as to why I started saying that? Uh, I can't say we did.

No. So, for those of you that don't know, at the end of the show, I will always end the show by saying, until next time, Chrissy and I always say, we do say, and we must say, goodbye. And sometimes we go goodbye. And then they also ask why you cut it off sometimes. So I'll explain both. Okay. So number one, there was an episode,

many, many, many episodes ago. Don't ask me because I don't know hundreds of episodes ago. Where I explained that I worked for an Italian man at a place called Lostrada, the street, the street tutorial, which means the street... Where they have Chianti class, girl. Chianti class, you call. Brian sent me about it.

I don't have Chianti class, you call. He gave them some soft shell crabs and some bread. Please, Brian, bread. There's only 200 pieces of bread. There's four people, more bread. Get the extra croutons. Yeah, because the croutons is the bread that they don't eat. There's only 200 pieces of bread. There's four people, more bread. Get the extra croutons. Yeah, because the croutons is the bread that they don't eat. You fucking disgusting Italian man. And Kiazzi Classic, I was a $5 bottle of wine at best.

So, we...one of the things that Tino, his name was Tino. Tino was got upset with me because I would do the Irish goodbye. Like sometimes we'll be sitting at the end of the bar and having a drink and bubble, and then I just head out. Yeah, little did he know I was going to meet the copet dealer and I was on the timeline. I didn't have time to talk to Tino. I had to get to blow.

And number one, number two, he started getting upset with me about that. You never say goodbye, Brian. You never say goodbye. This is such a rude thing to do. And, Tidley, you never not say goodbye. You say goodbye. You kiss your hug.

You say goodbye. You'll always say, you must say, you will say, goodbye. And I was like, oh, okay. There it is. That's where it comes from, is that my Italian uncle, Tino, would tell me that I have to say, I must say, and I will say goodbye. So, it's always kind of stuck in my head. Why do I cut it off?

Because I'm trying to hit the post. Do you know what hitting the post is? It's like when those radio disc jockeys that they talk in a song, they be, let's see if we can give an example here. Where's this? R-r-r-r's say yeah. All right guys, that's a commercial break. And as always, we must say we will say and we do say goodbye. And then the song transitions, it's called hitting the post, right? So you hit, you want to say it in a certain amount of time

so that the song hits out a certain part. It's a crescendo. You're crescendoing while you're crescendoing. And so I'm just trying to crescendo at the right moment. And that way, the song that is played after we get on talking is always the same at the same time. That's right. So I'm hitting the post and that's why I cut it off sometimes.

Don't get upset. Don't act as if you missed the last half of my goodbye. Like, I don't even think half of you, I don't even think of two thirds of you are tuned into the show at that point. Probably when I start talking about tcbpodcast.com, you shut down the podcast immediately. But I am trying to crescendo. Speaking of crescendo, this is a good segue here. Did you hear about the woman who had an orgasm at the LA symphony? I did it was all over my nose.

Wow. Yeah, everybody got really excited that this woman got particularly excited about the symphony. So those of you that don't know, there was a full body orgasm. Is what some people who are not her are claiming? No, this woman hasn't been identified. There is no video of it that I have seen. But according to multiple sources, including people that were on stage playing, this woman had a full body orgasm during the concert and was screaming out in ecstasy during the show. It moved her. It moved her. And she was apparently screaming to the crescendo of the music. Like, some people claim that she might have had

a medical emergency and that's what she was doing was waking up from passing out or something and that she was screaming sounded like a moan. But other people claim that she was in the lap of the guy that she was with. So maybe there was some hecky-panky going on. I knew that that band would always pay off. I should have continued that saxophone. When I first saw the saxophone when someone came to me at fourth grade and said,

do you want to be in the school band? Because be quite frank, you're not going to make many friends this way. And you're probably going to be able to lose her for the rest of your life. But if you do want to join the band, we'll give you a free saxophone for now. That's the cool one. And when I saw the saxophone, I knew it meant two words. Pusset. That's what I knew.

Pusset. I'm'm gonna get laid so much. Even in fourth grade, I knew that saxophone was gonna attract women. It's sexy. It didn't, but that's because until you get, being a 16 year old saxophone player in high school, not so attractive, being a 30 year old saxophone player. Thank you, G.

Yeah, being Kenny G, being the saxophone, you know, being Bruce Springsteen saxophone player. Right, that's gonna get you lots of Jose. But I couldn't see it through. I couldn't see that far. My little immature, pre-pubescent brain couldn't see that far. And so I figured after 18, let me pawn the saxophone for drugs.

And then I, I'll tell Tino. It's a lot to lug around. I don't remember the kids that did have it at my school. It seemed like a lot. I used to try and hide it behind my back like when I was walking into school. I did all kinds of things. They would have these. They wanted us to show up at all the sporting events. We were, it was, it was a smaller Catholic high school. And so instead of having like two different bands as some schools do, the, the, I guess they call it the cheer band or the rally band or whatever, the guys who go

and play at the sport events and play certain songs, you know. What were some of the songs that we would play? Like, uh, Lou, Lou, I, Oh, man, we gotta go. Dantant, dantant, dantant, dantant, dantant. And just play that ad nauseam for 16 fucking minutes during a football game. But then they had the performance band, which was more like up on stage doing your own thing, you know, going

around the country sometimes. Right. Competing. That's right. But not in my high school, because it couldn't convince enough of us dorks to play in an actual band. So what we had was we'd have to go out there and play at the sporting events. So I would conveniently not be available during those times. I remember I missed a lot of the football games because I was actually supposed to be playing my saxophone, but I didn't want my band director to see me because I wasn't there. I wasn't in uniform part of the band. So I only show up to a few of these things. And I remember one time I like snuck into the football stadium, but I sat on the visitor's side because I didn't want my band director to see me. And I just, I never forget like one of the,

the guy who played saxophone next to me, he immediately saw me across the way. And he was like, dead. His name was Russell and he, like we were best saxophone buddies. And his name was Russell and he's like, dude, Mr name was Russell. And he like, we were best saxophone buddies. And his name was Russell. And he's like, dude, Mr. Poole's gonna catch you. And I was like, go fuck it, man, I'm on the run.

I'm on the run. From Louis, Louis. They get shot. But this lady's orgasm is proof that being in that kind of band can get you late. You just have to see it through at a very high level. And I was never a really good saxophone player in the first place. Russell was much better than me. And I was okay to let him take first chair because I felt like there was a lot of

pressure that I just didn't need. I basically spend my high school career and then the next 30 years, avoiding as much responsibility as possible. Sitting on the visitor side. Yes, sitting on the visitor side. I'm okay being mediocre. I don't need to cause any, like, I don't need to cause any trouble.

I'm okay over here. Yeah, don't worry about me, Mr. Poole. You got Russell. He's the, he's the better one. I'm just back there playing the wrong notes. Don't worry about me. So, you know, yeah, I, somebody's gonna out this lady eventually.

Somebody knows her and somebody's gonna out this lady eventually and we'll get the real story. But I'm so interested to hear. Did she, in fact, have an orgasm? Number one, number two, was this a prank that she was polling? And number three, did she suffer some kind of a medical emergency? What makes me think she did not suffer a medical emergency is that by some accounts, she was still there throughout the duration of the performance and no one actually asked her

to leave. But apparently, it would have been so disruptive. Some people reported that some members of the band actually stopped playing, believing that something like then an emergency was going on in the group. Yeah, maybe it was some kind of prank where, you know, she's part of a show similar to the commercial break. Yeah, similar to the commercial break. Yeah, similar to the commercial break. Or we just do pitstack. I, you know.

There are so many of us assholes out there right now who are fighting for views and listens and downloads and all this. Then there's only so much to go around. You got it, everyone's got to one up each other on the scale. So I wouldn't be surprised. I mean, they should have done it when the press was around,

but I wouldn't be surprised if, you know, whoever it is. What are those guys' names? The Paul's, Logan Paul or somebody comes out. Right. We had an orgasm inside of me. I've watched some of these young kids in these Insta houses or whatever they call them, the TikTok houses. I know. And I'm like, you know, I get, like I'm, I'm, I'm, part of me is like a proud Papa. Good for you creating content, doing your thing, getting attention, having fun with it, you're living your ultimate dream.

I don't hate on their dream. I don't hate the fact that 16 year olds have two varieties. What the fuck? There's one kid who runs around and he's like, can I give you a thousand dollars right now or whatever's in the case? He's very famous on YouTube. And so people will go, I'll take the thousand dollars,

I'm not gonna get tricked. But what he's carrying in the case is like 20 grand and cash and he'll give it away to people or he'll walk up to a girl and he'll be like, say your name right now and I'll buy you anything in the entire mall, anything in the entire mall. He buys million dollar watches, he has two for worries. You know, it's a young kid.

And I think to myself, I'm like a little proud Papa, good for you and going and get it. But then there's this other part of me that's like don't play on my lawn Papa, which is you guys are just a bunch of fucking idiots, doing nothing at all With your lives How is that a skill you're gonna take in the life?

You better be saving that money. Don't be spending 20th You could spend you could give someone $20 and they would be happy That's like I keep thinking I'm thinking to myself. You don't have to go for a thousand Just go for 20 bucks and people would be happy But no he keeps going bigger and bigger and bigger. And I just wonder when you buy two for our ease and you got, you know, 75 watches that cost more than my entire real estate portfolio, which is this studio. When you have all of that stuff, are you really being responsible with the money that you're making or are you just a kid who just

came into a lot of money and you're having a hard time figuring out what to do with it. I don't know. Hopefully they've got a financial advisor. Financial advisor. Probably somebody has advised them to have it find their partner. Yeah, they're probably with CAA, the agency. They're probably, yeah, they probably have, you know. I mean, they probably at least have an attorney, you know, the crazy stuff that happens now.

Probably at least have an attorney and that attorney should be advising them to get a financial Applies. Well, we don't know anything about this, but at a certain point you get financial advisors and lawyers and agents. Yeah, we have no clue about That's what I've heard you do. That's what you've heard that I do. No, the other people do. Yeah, that's what I heard you will do When you get when you get actual listeners that aren't related to you. Yes, that's correct. Speaking of financial advisors, I have been so interested in a topic that we have yet to touch on because I haven't found the quite the right way to spin it yet on the video angle, but I found I think the video that that can tip to us into this

discussion. But I found, I think, the video that can tip to us into this discussion. That could, that could piggy-front us into this. What do you think, when I say the words, what do you think of when I say the words, financial domination, the opposite of what the commercial break is doing? Right. I'll take what the commercial break has not done for 500, Jack. I don't know financial domination. Well, just because of domination,

that kind of makes you think of dominatrix. That's right. That's right. Okay, and somebody that is dominating. Yes. There is a real picadillo out there, like a sexual preference, I guess, right? Something that turns guys on

and it's called financial domination. These are usually guys that are making pretty good money. I have totally heard of this. And like- It blows my mind. They want a mommy to tell them what to do with their money. Exactly. And they do exactly what the dominatrix,

the financial dominatrix, tells them to do. I saw a whole exposal of this, I read about it and this one woman was making tons of money. Tons of money. By doing this, it was just people that were contacting her through like Twitter. Yeah, they did it or whatever. Whatever, yeah.

And she would tell them to send her money, and they would. I know, or it would be like, I want you to buy me that brand new Mercedes and send it to me. And it better not be here any later than tomorrow. Right, the buying and price. Or you're gonna have to give me a $10,000 penalty.

Crazy shit like that. And these guys are like, how fast can I wire the money to the Mercedes dealership? Because it turns them on. Now, I wanna say this again, we have a lot of fun with sexual proclivities around here. But I firmly believe that whatever you're into, as long as it's not harming anybody else, it's fun.

That is correct, yes. I think in this case, I have to say that this is harming somebody else, because that brand new Mercedes, I would be happy to do a private, personal, commercial break episode, every three hours for the next six years, if you would send me the new Mercedes to my house

before tomorrow, or a $10,000 penalty. You're hurting me and my pocketbook by giving this money to someone who doesn't, what is she doing for you? Really? You can whack off to her. What if I get a saxophone? And I just stand in a picture naked with my saxophone dick. Huh?

Send me a saxophone dick. I'm Beth, there's somebody out there that would do it. My saxophone. Yeah. Oh, I bet there's somebody out there who would do it. Brian, I mean, there's so many ideas that could have all of this. Well, if you would take your top off,

I'm sure we could be making somebody for some of our fans. Well, you still haven't set up our feet account. Yeah. I did set up our feet account. I told you it's not even worth it. It's not even worth it because people don't like my feet. We didn't put your feet on there though.

But my feet are pretty. Financial domination. What do you say to my wife? I've been told. I've been told too. But my feet are pretty financial domination I've been told too Yeah, I think so I think there are right yeah, that's a good looking feet I just lady that I used to go to the publics across the street and it was this older and I'm only saying this to give you context Right it was this older black lady and I loved her She was like the check out lady and occasionally sometimes she would be bagging the groceries. She's worked at public.

She was doing whatever, but she was always in the front. And I went to the public's red cross on the street from my house. You remember the one. And I would always go over there. Usually just for Bud Light and a can of tuna. I'd get like a 20, I'd get like a suitcase of Bud Light and a can of tuna on payday.

And tortillas. And tortillas. Oh yeah, that's right. I did like twat-tune. In your flip flops, I don't think you took those off except for work. I never, I was telling Astrid, I'm like, it's amazing. I've been wearing shoes the entire winter.

For the first time in my adult life, I decided to cover my feet. And now I'm kind of like it. I'm like, oh, maybe the flip-flop thing is a little bit overrated. But anyway, I would go over there in the middle of the winter, I'd walk over there in my flip flops. But this lady, we just kind of grew like a little,

a flirty little thing. Like obviously we weren't gonna date each other, right? We did go off her drinks a couple times though. I did go out with her once or twice after her shift and sit and have a drink with super sweet lady. Lisa, Lisa was her name. But the way that she really got this whole conversation started was when I had my flip flops on,

one night she was like, you got pretty feet. And I was like, I have what? And she's like, you got such pretty feet. I've been noticing, I've been noticing your feet, Mr. Brian, and I really like them. I think they're so pretty. And I thought to myself, well, that's a little weird. Would you pay to see my feet up close?

Would you come over to my apartment, call my guy D, tell him I'll pay him back to $100 I owe him, and then give him an additional $50 just to bring a package over. It's like Tortillas only I snored it and it gets me high. But we struck up a friendship because she kept on telling me my feet were pretty and I was like, oh, yeah. So the why aren't we doing our account? We can't even get the phone right. So financial domination is the subject I've been interested in since I heard about. I'm sure like you. And I finally found the video I think to help us bring this to the audience in a way that will feel good about it. We're

tip-toeing, no pun intended pun intended. We're tip-toeing into financial domination with our friends at ITV. ITV. And they talk to somebody. I love those guys. Yes, who has been doing this for a long time and has made a lot of money. Do you want to hear her explanation? I do. Of course you do.

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As I do do. And ITV is going to share with us a little information about financial domination. Here we go. People often say there is no such thing as a free lunch. He just makes me laugh right off the table. I know. Because you know he's going to ask him a stupid question in a most serious way. I love him. Nextguest, might just prove them wrong. As a fine, dominant tricks, Diamond Deaver princess, and her living by draining men's bank accounts, thought their own pleasure. Well, her clients all pay pigs as she was first the best.

Pay pigs. Okay. Okay, I'm out automatically. Sometimes, I think we start talking about these sexual preferences and I'm like, I think I'm into, I think it could be, I could be into that. I'm not into this because I, I drain my bank account plenty. I do it very well. I do it on my own. For letting beautiful women spend their hard earned cash in return for absolutely nothing. And say she's joining us from her home in Los Angeles to explain more. Good morning,

Simon. It's lovely to have you here today. So just explain it. Thank you. Good morning. Good morning. Just explain it. So just to give the listener an idea of what we're looking at this woman that they're talking to, Diamond Deva Princess is kind of like a Marilyn Monroe look alike. She's certainly trying to be. She's trying to be. She certainly has made herself up to look like Marilyn Monroe. A little bit more exactly what it is that you do. Well, um, I'm not particularly sure. What is that voice? First of all, second of all, when you can't, when you have to start, what do you do with

the long pause? It's just like if you work at the commercial break. Exactly. So what exactly do you do with the long pause? It's just like if you work at the commercial break. Exactly. So what exactly do you do? Wow! I'm in groceries. I'm back groceries. Maybe I should kind of go background about how I found out about it, or how I discovered it, and discovered me. I had a fan club online for my pen and modeling and a lot of the fans were emailing me and saying they were different types of slaves and I was like, whatever. I didn't really understand. Until one day, one contacted me.

I didn't really understand until someone contacted me and offered me to send me money. Right. Meaning you didn't pay any attention until somebody contacted you and offered to send me money. Right. Meaning you didn't pay any attention until somebody contacted you and offered to pay you money. And told me that he's a money slave and he wants to be a money slave for me. And I was like a money slave. That sounds like a type of slave.

I might be interested in it. Tell me. I don't like the verbage here, slave, but I get it. I understand what she's saying. I wonder if there we have like one rich commercial break listener out there. I mean, of our two listeners, I wonder if one of them is a rich hedge fund manager

that could just banquerel our operations, just because he gets off on it. We could, I think we would have to tell him to do it. Yeah, do it. Pay me, pay me now. We could, I think we would have to tell him to do it. Yeah. Do it. Pay me. Pay me now.

We try that with our current financial master and it doesn't work. So that's the big end. There's nothing in return here. I mean, they don't ask for anything at all. They just send you money. Exactly. Like, when I said to him, what is this? What is money slave and tell me more about it.

And he told me that there are these men that want to spend all their money on a beautiful unattainable woman and receive absolutely nothing in return. I mean, it's a woman's dream. It's a woman. It's anybody's dream. What are you talking about? It's a woman's dream. It's a woman, it's anybody's dream. What are you talking about? It's a human's dream. Oh my God.

I think of like these people in these far-flung countries are even in our own who like scraping two pennies together just to feed their children. And there's some twat out there who's just paying money that's a woman for absolutely no reason whatsoever. I'm not arguing the way she makes money. If she wants, that's between two consenting adults. But you think of all the money that's wasted

on some pretty ridiculous stuff and just to tell somebody to give me money and then they just give you money. That is so foreign to anything I've ever experienced. I usually have to fight tooth and nail. They got a fucking dollar out of anybody. I'll work for him for 12 years and then I'll be like,

so what do you think, paycheck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, boss, don't worry about it. We'll get that to you real soon. That, I mean, you know, if it sounds too good to be true, it often is. And yeah, this is actually the case when it comes to you. You've got a website, you started off

with a website first of all. And actually, this is grown, and your clients get quite competitive with each other, don't they? And you set them tall. That's right. I remember reading that. Oh, they do. Yeah, they get competitive. Like they so wondered something to the other one has to one up it and more and more and more.

Jesus Christ. I know. You rubbed a lamp and a genie came out and started cranting your wishes. Do we have any financial, I don't know what column slaves, do we have any financial, what do they call them, pigs, money pigs out there? If we have any money pigs out there, you better let us know immediately.

Tcbpodcast.com. Please reach out. You can tell Chrissy what to do with your money. I don't care, I just wanna find out. I'll tell you what you do with your money. Yeah, send it to the commercial break website. Yeah do Yeah, actually I keep track of a few of them like their tallies and how much they've spent on me and

Sometimes they'll be like two of them at like a certain tally line and I will tell them you know your nose to nose And I'll tell everybody on Twitter, and on my website, and I'll say, like, I'm going to announce when one of you crosses the teleline first, and they get very competitive with each other. It's really fun. It's something, but you can't really find it. Yeah, it sounds fun.

Sounds fun. I'm starting to feel a little less. I don't know. I don't know if I put this without defending anybody. I mean, I don't know, I don't care. That doesn't feel good that you're manipulating the situation to get more cash out of people. Now, these are probably people who can well afford the cash.

You know, you're not giving tens of thousands of dollars. Those guys are gonna turn it on by it though, so. Yeah, are they or they just don don't wanna be the dickhead on Twitter that's paying less money than the other guy? You know? Like, I think it's a very good idea. They're already in. Yeah, that's true.

They're already in. Inferipenny, inferipound, or 10,000, whatever. They've already gone down the hole. Yeah. But they haven't gone down the hole. No, they haven't. And she won't let them go down the hole. There's no hole.

No one's going down any holes. Never, I've never met any of them. And they know that I have no interest in meeting them. Let him go down the hole. There's no hole. No one's going down any holes. Never. I've never met any of them. And they know that I have no interest in meeting them. And that they're only here to lavish me with luxury and worship me from afar. Any pictures that you may send, the only pictures? Here's our guy.

Do you have any pictures? Do you have any pictures of these guys in various states of on dress. You could send them my personal email address. Send it to my blackberry. He's like, I can't believe this. Yeah, that many can. Thousand dollars, he's one of the clients. Probably.

Probably. I think you send our pictures of you wrapping things and things that you've actually bought with their money. Yeah, and actually like, I went to Beverly Hills, I stayed at the Beverly Hills Hotel and they attributed for that event, like in advance, one of my slaves alone, attributed $12,000 to that trip. And in fact, they attributed so much money. It's not called a tribute, it's called contributed.

First of all, second of all, $12,000. That's four years of work here at the commercial ring. What are we thinking? This is crazy. Oh, please let us have a money-pig in our audience. Please be a money-pig in our audience. Call us up. But I was having dinner at the pull-alongs every night, $500 dinners, shopping on a day of drive, and I could not make a dent in the amount of money that they had sent me on that trip. Well, the most money you've been sent in one go. Well, there's so many different ones, but some that stand out to me,

like in one day, I had one slave that spent $30,000. Oh my God. Oh! That was one day000 and one guy New mommy is me Don't take the same baby break out those two days Find my new mommy somebody mail me over to the Los Angeles. How do I get over what's that thing? No, I'm not sure I got Google Keepy poopoo now you have a big.

Ah! Holy shit, $30,000. From one. From one. That's an insane amount of money. That's insane. You could buy a car with that. Not a great car, but a car.

So what's the seasons pictures of herself enjoying the money again? Enjoying the money. She used to be a pin of model, right? So you assume that she was in some various form of undress. She attracted, I'm sure, a lot of attention that way. And then she used to me look like Lady Gaga. That's what she looks like to me, Lady Gaga.

But the lady is all weird on this white shirt. Yeah, like her, makes her nose. And she's backstage somewhere. There's like, yeah, backstage at her own house, because now she owns the, you know, palladium or whatever it is out there. She owns the, she owns the Lakers now. Wow, and you say thank you. And you two thank them nicely. Oh, no, I didn't thank him. I told him to go get more money and he did. He did get more money after that. But this is what they're, you know, this is not a scam and they are, they're interested in getting off on this.

They seek me. Actually, they're not even allowed. The only pleasure they're allowed is to know that they have contributed to my luxury and made me happy. That's it. And I can't believe it either. I know this girl is laughing all the way to the bank. This girl doesn't know how good she's got it. And she's laughing about it because she's so,

she clearly knows, she says this is not a scam, she clearly knows this is a scam. I mean, there's nothing being given in return. Now, listen, I shower people when, at a time, when I had money, I showered people with money and lavish gifts. And if I lavish gifts, I mean like a Paw Patrol, you know, uh, sweat pan from Walmart for my son.

Vinty from Starbucks. Yeah, Vinty. I'm going to go trend to this time. Trends, uh, which means too much caffeine down your throat. So, uh, you do own a very rare occasion. You may phone them, but that's $50 a minute. Actually, they can phone me through a phone listing that I have where they don't actually see my number. And then they pay $50 a minute. And I usually also charge them a deposit of several

hundred dollars in addition to that. Oh my god, this sounds so wonderful. I know. Do you think they have like male, like financial dominate tricks? I don't think so. I think it's the male species. If I was to put a post, if I was to put a post out to our 30 Instagram followers and say, if you ladies want,

and I don't even care, if it's a man, you know what, a man, a furry, a boy, are they, are they, I don't care, I'm not gonna be picky. No, don't be picky. No, but I will definitely tell you where to send the money. You better send $350 to Georgia Power right now! And tell them to remember to turn the power back on You better call Equifax and find out how much I owe chase I Want to payment and I want Equifax the email me a copy of the receipt proving that it's off my credit report

You better send your credit report to my banker and sign off cosine on the mortgage I'd like them to also pay while they're on the phone with me so 50 dollars a minute. I don't consider it enough. They also have to be spending while they're on the phone with me. I mean, that is an occupation. Yeah. It's a full time job. Yeah. Just creating money out of nothing. Why? There are just some people in life. You know, they saved an orphanage of children in the last lifetime. It was a burning fire. Yeah, the pilot died on the plane and they navigated it down to Earth and saved everybody.

You know, they were sister Mary Holy Rollers of some sort or something. I don't know, but there are some people. It's like the minute they're born, it just money starts flying toward them as if they're a magnet for paper dollars. And then there are people who are the exact opposite of that. That's like, it's like two magnets going together. Yes.

We're the one magnet. Money is the other and we're repelling. That's we're repelling that money. That's right. Flies. Yeah. It says if I'm in a room full of hot girls and I farted and I just watched the money disappear. You have. I mean, how many, because I feel like you've almost found the one guy in the world that's going to do this, but it's not just one guy. Yeah, there's lots of them. No, in fact, like, one other one that I have spent $20,000 in just over an hour on me. Another one spent $200,000 plus on me me and then he had a hard attack

Yeah, the hard attack after his wife found out that he said $200,000 you Jesus Christ Wow, wow, I was blown away by the 30,000 and and then 20,000, and an hour, then 200,000, and she goes to rodeo drive, she's shopping, staying at the best hotel, having the nicest dinners, and she can't even make a dent in the money, that had to have had hundreds of thousands of dollars too. This is insane, I love it, I wanna get into it.

Every person is making it. Why are we doing this? Yes, now that AI's gonna take over all our jobs, we need to find a generous stream of revenue to make up for all the debt we're creating here at the commercial break. I, for one vote for financial dominature. Hey, I just had an idea. You know, it's speaking of AI. I didn't what what happened with Freddie or what was the AI guy that you created? Oh, Fakey B. Fakey B keeps on calling me. Well, that's what I'm saying.

Maybe what we could do is put together an AI woman. Oh. And I have it do all the communication. All the talking and all the communication. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe we should do that. You know they created that Instagram model

and she looks perfectly real. And by the way, I went and looked at that Instagram model. She's pretty hot. I probably would have fallen for it too. We were talking about the AI Instagram model. Did everybody know, it's Kimberman, but you know, or she's got millions of followers. This has been going on for years.

And then everybody seems to know she's AI, except for a few select people who are being catfished by her. Because they talked to her and then she talks back. And they're like, I'm in love. And she knows she's not with us. I think we could do this. I think we could create a very similar type model, put her out there on the internet for a couple of months

and then say who wants to get financially? Ass-reamed! Are you ready for total financial domination? Are ready to drain your bank account today. Bankruptcy is just around the corner when you join Brian's financial domination. You want dick, you won't get it, but I want $50,000. It's a deal you can't

refuse. You want to see my saxophone? No, sir, none to your baby $50,000. That's it. What did he have a heart? Because he gave you $200,000. I don't know. He never said. He never said. It's brilliant. Right, work if you can get it. I mean, it's just good. You can get it. You can get it.

It's really fun. Is there a thought here? Because I'm assuming you don't know very much about their lives. So, you know, someone could be and I know it's very hard to get on your client list. I already got a new client. I was a squizz of honest. I was a squizz of honest, my client list is never closed. I would stay up all night and I would be a crystal meth addict

in order to get more money. I mean, it's swear to God. I'd buy no-dose the company. I want you to buy no-dose the company. So I can take on more clients. They'll pay me more than you do. I want you to buy no dose of company and I want you to run it. A very last dime.

And you don't know that they are literally the impoverished, they could maybe can't feed their kids because they're sending their money to you. Well, a lot of the pay pigs that I have have been serving me since I've been online doing this. So, um, so I, not all, because I do get, you know, always there's new ones, but, um, yeah, I mean, there could be that, like, I mean, there could be that possibility, but then in any case. Wow, that was a lot of mumbling going on there. And he makes a good point.

I don't want to think about that. He makes a good point. And listen, I don't know if this is a moral hazard, or this is just part of the occupation that she has. But what if there are people out there who are like spending their last time on you? Ah, I don't think that people can gamble. Yeah, or people who spend their last hour on earth listening to an episode of the commercial break for bastards. People taking the bets don't care.

No, they don't know they do care. They have they put that gambling hotline number on on top. But you know, they have it on the side of the casino machines. Yeah. That could be the possibility. Oh, sorry. Like, I mean, there could be that possibility, but then in any case, that could be the possibility of anything, you know, really, um, really, it could be the possibility of anything that someone could be giving you their last time. Okay.

I get it. I understand. Are these, are these guys single or do they have wives or girlfriends? Do they know what they do? Have you ever been busted by a partner? No, they're very, some of them are single and some are married, but no, they never, I mean, some of their wives have, you know,

obviously found out that they're spending so much money on me and they'll sometimes bust them and tell them not to do it, but they find a way to do it anyway. Oh, God, and if you didn't have enough to worry about, yeah, marriages, and now there's that. The cheating, the a-the, you know, no one ever is monogamous anymore for any reason. Yeah, gambling, sex, drugs, all the other stuff. Shopping addictions.

Now you got to worry about giving some strange lady in LA, all of our mortgage payments. No, honey, I didn't pay the mortgage, but I did pay this lady, God, I look alike in Los Angeles. For what? Nothing, but I got a hard on because of it. For LA vacation.

I got a full hearty. This is an indelicate question and I don't know that we sort of ask this very often. But what's he got? Oh wow I can't wait to hear this question. He usually does not have to answer round questions. How much have you made? What are you worth? Yeah it's like I have made millions millions from them. They pay for everything big and small, absolutely everything. And do you talk to the line jury?

Do you save money? Because I think, you know, I invest, you know. Because I was gonna say this is a job that I guess is. I invest, I just did my hair. It's an investment in my business. Well, it is actually. Well, that's true. But I was trying to make a joke.

Yeah. So it's not true. Image based, they're not meetings. They want, like you said, in your own words, they want a beautiful woman. You are a beautiful woman, but do you worry that sort of in 40, the 19, not 90, but you know, when? Later on down the line, they may lose interest. Actually with like, Dom and Matrix and Dom's, like the more experience you have,

the more revered it is, so not really. Actually, so it's kind of, that's also cool. Good. But yeah. I'm gonna pay for her to go down to whatever. The village is down there and God she'd probably make a killing down in the village. Oh, you know, there's just a bunch of lonely old Men sitting down there with on a pile of cash waiting to do something with it. I don't want to give it to my fucking kids

The slaves that have served me for so long continue to and then I keep acquiring new ones Well, it's a hell of a business. We thought we, we, we, well, that's about all that I can stomach. I don't want it. It is hard to watch because you're like, because you're not doing it. No, yeah, because it's not me that's benefiting in any meaningful way from this lady doing this.

Wow. What a crazy thing to do. Yeah. What, crazy thing to do. Yeah. What a crazy thing to do. But, you know, again, it's more power. It's more power. It's not hurting anybody, I guess, at the end of the day. It's not hurting anybody except for the wives and children

of the men that are giving away all the money to this strange lady in LA. Well, then God bless you. I guess that's all you could ask for. Oh, man. I should have stuck with the saxophone. If I had the saxophone, I'd have a Patreon account, I'd be famous on Instagram. Only fans. I'd have an only fans, people would be paying to see me fuck my saxophone, probably. Oh my god, I just got a visual.

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