The Commercial Break - A Fight For Resources!

Episode Date: July 4, 2025

EP789: The TCB Universe went insane when Bryan was turned on to "Pauly Couch Cushions"! So, like the click thirsty creators they are, B&K waste no time getting back to his YouTube channel! This time Coach Pauly has advice ranging from: "Make her pay!" to...."Make her pay"! The cushions are gone but the Pauly is back. TCBit: The newly appointed CCIA Director has some words for Crabapple citizens Watch EP #789 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: [phone]TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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that her most recent occupation was as the house mother of the Kitty Cat Petting Club on Central Avenue. Let's take a listen to a little bit of what Director Snickleberg had to say this afternoon. Some idiot, probably a normal person that just is dumber than a box of rocks, okay, asks me about videotaping. Life with my mental disorders, I have PTSD and anxiety, both of which I got because the Department of Defense kidnapped children

of mine that I donated to science. Yeah, the very first ever science donation got crushed by an airwoman. That was mine. And then the weirdos ran off with my kids while I've been published in nudie magazines and things like that. So I don't want people, the good people, hearing exactly what I think about people like that every day to bring down the morale of our nation. I am not trying to have people just straight up going after these people. If you know, you know. While this reporter is no stranger to the kitty cat club, I would have to see the nude photographs in question to determine the veracity of her claims.

Those pictures can be sent directly to this reporter through his Slack channel. We'll be back after the commercial break. Can never tell you about what this is on a phone right now. Some shit just went down. You can never ask about what it is later. Make it two times a weekly paycheck. If she makes a thousand a week, make it two thousand. What?

What? Do you make something up? I can't tell you what it is. I'll tell you about it later. I'll tell you about it later, but I need $2,000. Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends. I can never speak about this again, but I need $250,000.

I'll tell you later what it's for. It's a test to see if you'll share your resources. The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now. It's still 30 in the morning! Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Kristin Joy Hoadley. Best to you, Kristin.

Best to you, Brian. And best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us. I think we made absolutely the right decision. With the guy? With this guy? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh my oh oh. Half contact. Half contact. Full contact. Full no contact with this guy. I'm reluctant to say the name

because we want to work with the agency again. So I won't say the name. But recently we had an interaction with a celebrity guest, a very famous celebrity guest. Oh, you were talking about that? That. Okay, I thought you were talking about that. No, Polly Couch Cushion is coming up. Stay tuned.

I thought you said his name already. And we're working with his agent? I wish. He has an agent? He has an agent. He is his own agent. Recently we had an interaction with a very famous celebrity. That interaction you'll never hear because the interaction, the five minutes, ten minutes, actually it was going to be more like fifteen minutes of interaction that we had with the celebrity,

was so disconcerting that Chrissy and I kind of bailed on the interview. I mean, there's a little bit more to it than that. I don't think we exactly bailed on the interview, but we decided not to return to the interview after their interview. He had a bad reputation anyways, and he lived up to it. He lived up to it every inch of it. He was a complete waste of time.

He was an asshole to two people he didn't meet. And by the way, he was angry about something that wasn't even our fault It was it was a timing issue his agent gave him anyway the whole situation ended up really turning us off now I'm watching his own personal Instagram reels, and he's doing the same thing to random strangers around him He's being an asshole. It feels it feels like we made the right call I think I don't think we'll ever see that particular guy on the commercial break.

But you never know, stranger things have happened. And if we could talk earnestly and honestly about his reputation and why he gets it that way, if we could go deep with him, then I might be able to do that. But I wonder if he even has the- Throw some Ram Dass out. Yeah, throw some.

That's right. Ha ha. Right, throwin' Ram Dass. And like. Ha ha ha ha. I have this habit, you probably know this. And I love Romdots by the way, but. Me too, me too, obviously. I love them so much I quoted them during an interview.

You probably noticed this, but during the TCB infomercials, there are times when we're just silly and having fun with a guest largely depends on the guest's mood or attitude. But sometimes my default position is to try and get into somebody's head There are times when we're just silly and having fun with a guest largely depends on the guest's mood or attitude. But sometimes my default position is to try and get into somebody's head like a psychologist. Like I'm doing a therapy session with them. I don't know, something I just like to kind of, I don't know, go inside, I guess, go inside some how somebody's thinking.

Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah. And so during a recent interview, which you'll hear very quickly in the future, I decided to quote Rom Das, the guy who wrote Be Here Now, passed away a couple of years ago, but he's like the original OG Eastern philosophy, Western guy kind of thing. He's like, you know, he's the dude who back in the summer of love brought it all here. He started it all, started everybody wondering. One of the guys who started it all, everybody wondering what Eastern philosophy was all about and going inside and figuring

it all out with meditation and stillness and all that. Anyway, I quoted him during an interview and I think the interviewee was wondering exactly what she had showed, because it was like within the first seven minutes of the interview too. I didn't even wait, I just kind of threw it out there. I was like, so here's what you're saying. Oh, why did that just stop all of a sudden like that? That was weird. Was the music over? I guess it was.

It was? Oh, okay. All right. I talked so long, the music just ended. I don't know. Anyway, everybody, and I mean everybody, I can't think of how many text messages at this point I've gotten about Pauly.

Oh, my brother-in-law wrote me about it yesterday too. He was like, it's so classic. Yeah, Alison. I've been doing everything all wrong. I've been doing everything all wrong. I don't know. I thought I had it all figured out and here comes Pauly couch cushions, tearing it all up.

Now he doesn't have the couch cushions anymore. He's literally got a banner that's a hundred dollar bill. Hey, fuck. He does. Oh my God. So let me say this and then we'll get into it. Cause I know everyone, I know, because we have very rarely gotten a reaction like this

to anything that we have done. Sometimes Frankie B will get a similar reaction, but not in this volume. I mean, I might get like 10 text messages about a Frankie B video, but we've done so many at this point. I think everybody's just kind of used to the Frankie B attitude and mood.

Pauly Couchcushions, who we just introduced two weeks ago, has taken the commercial break world by storm. I can't think of, I can't count how many text messages I've received. And Alison Hare, when I was in Disney, was the one who tipped me off that I might be on to something because she was like, I'm like a couple minutes into this Pauly couch cushions thing and I need to know where I can find the video of, is the video up, like the commercial break video up of you guys doing this because I am, I love it, I'm all about it. When I got

home there were so many sex messages about Pauly D. The great news about team coach Pauly D is what, that's the actual YouTube video, if you want to go watch it. The great thing is he's literally putting out a video every 30 minutes. And I don't, it's just fantastic. It's a wealth of videos. This channel is relatively new. He just celebrated getting to a thousand subscribers,

which I would laugh at earnestly, but I don't even think we're there yet. And so Poly-D, or Poly Couch Cushions, as we've taken to calling him around here, is really just a phenomenon, a mass of testosterone, machismo, and very bad English. It's all, yeah, and money,

and probably some kind of narcotic pain medication somewhere in there. But the guy is brilliant in his own way. I've fallen in love with Polly Couch Cushions. I've watched so many of his videos at this point. So I thought, you know, I could drag this out and like do another one in a month, but that's not our style here.

When we find something we like, we jump right on it. So without any delay, we're back from vacation, we're back from the Odyssey studios, I think we should treat ourselves to another Pauly couch cushions video. Now let me describe what's going on here. It's a little different than the other videos we've watched. Polly's on his black pleather couch

down in his mom's basement. He has a wider angle because he's got a guest with him. And that guest, an in-person guest, you will learn is the girl, whatever her name was, Cotton, what's her name? Cotton? I don't know, some weird name like that. Who he put on half contact, which means he only talked to her half the time. He only responded to her on occasion because she had done the incredible disservice of

telling him he liked something when he didn't like it, if you remember. Among his friends or something? Yeah, among his friends. She said, oh, you must like that. And he didn't say that. So she's on half contact. He won't be talked to like that. What else is now caught in the shot

is the couch cushions that were like the image of $100 bills were on the couch cushions are gone. But in the back, there was a cloth banner that is a large $100 bill. He's also got a, looks like a bottle of Pinot Grigio. But it's blue. I don't know what that is. I think it's blue because of what's behind it.

Oh, it's the digital clock. It's the digital, I don't, yeah. Actually think that's like a camera. That's weird. It's a camera. It's one of those like Amazon cameras, like home camera. That's weird. But maybe he's doing, I don't know, maybe he's creating some content or something.

So this young lady is gorgeous. No doubt about it. She's got brown curly hair. She's wearing a brown one piece mini skirt, no shoulder, shoulderless on one side. One shoulder. Yeah. It looks like she looks like a typical New Jersey beauty.

I mean, that's it. She's a lovely girl. I mean, I'm just looking at her. I'm just sharing my own feedback about her. Not that anybody cares what Brian thinks about how you look, but I'm just sharing. I'm trying to fill in the details for those of you listening. Polly, white, long sleeve t-shirt.

The long sleeve t-shirt's always a good look, especially when it's tucked in to acid washed jeans and a black belt with a huge belt buckle, gold chain strapped. He's got the hat, he's kicking it. Rack it, stack it, let's go, Polly D baby. Oh yeah. All right, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together, let's grow together.

What is the number one thing you're attracted to in a man? I'm definitely a person of vanity. So I'm all about looks. Got to have something nice to look at. What is your favorite body part? So what is going to stop you in the street and just be like, oh my God, wow, this guy is fucking hot. What is the dick size going to make you just drop like wet panties on the ground?

By the way, can you get me some more of my medication? I'm a little sleepy right now. Yeah, he looks like it. Or maybe it might be the Pinot Grigio I'm drinking. Nothing says huge testicles like a glass of cold Pinot Grigio. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Shut up! I'm trying to do a video over here. Jesus Christ, you're killing me. Whack it, stack it, let's go all the way back it. That may be.

First of all, Moses facial features because that's... He's drinking. Yeah, he's slurping that down. Slurping that down. Something you can't get in the gym. Right. Something that's just not... Right.

All right. Uh-huh. ...genetics. So that's first and foremost. And then there goes after that the body because if you care for yourself then... Uh-huh. Give me some more of me some more that wine anything else you see a man's body after the face and it shows they care for

himself tell me more about that he could not be sitting further away from her on the ground further I think he's got his phone in his hand like what about that thought like what does that mean to you? Is that make a break? Like something more about that. All right. All right. And this is Koopa over here doing an interview.

Oh, very, very similar style. Definitely make a break because if they don't care about themselves, I don't know what the long run of that relationship might just be. I think her mic might be. Yeah, that's her mic on the side over there. See over there, he's got a random microphone. Not the best podcast set up in the world, but I don't think anybody's watching this

case. Issues later on down the line. That's first. So what if a guy doesn't work out? If he doesn't work out. Did he just hiccup? Yeah. I just pick up yeah

Just I just throw up a little bit of my mouth that's right shut up Chrissy trying to do a video Jesus you're killing my fucking my jizz level went down by like 10% when you're talking over there Chrissy's you got my testicles shrinking He's probably not that great in bed either, you know, and he's got how to stay on the bed. Yeah, true. True that. If he don't, if he ain't at the gym 15 times a day, he ain't got the stamina to keep it going. Seven hour lovemaking sessions, six and a half of which include me

looking at myself in the mirror. And I feel like he most likely will not. I think that's a really important thing. That means he's organized, he's about his stuff. He's about his stuff. He's organized. She's almost as good as talking as he is. Serious about himself and hopefully that falls in line with his finances.

Yeah, straight from the gym to the finances. Nothing says I got my shit together financially. Like staying the entire day at the gym to the finances. Nothing says I got my shit together financially, like staying the entire day at the gym. Or having just a banner of $100 bill. Yeah, a banner with a $100 bill. If you got a $100 bill banner in your mom's basement, yeah, in an emergency, take it down in case of emergency. Break the door down in the basement of my mom's house and get that $100 bill. That's a good, that $100 bill.

That's a good, that's good words there. I like those words. Not sure what you said, because I'm a little sleepy right now, but whack it, stack it. Let's go together. Let's grow together. God said that I didn't. Jared Svelte So, how important is a man's finances? Ashley Storrie Man's finances are very important. He doesn't have to be like- Jared Svelte Said no Astrid ever. Ashley Storrie Like a rich off rip. He just has to be going in the right direction to reach higher success. Higher success.

Nothing like success. That's a Frankie B word right there. Success. He has to have a plan and has to be organized. I think they're both fucked up. Yes. Yeah. They're both falling asleep mid-sentence.

Look at Pauly. I know. Couch cushions, there's a reason why we named it, a reason why this nickname is sticking is because he needs a couch cushion so he can take a little nappy. Yeah. He's got the furry blankie in the background too. He does, everything looks very cozy over there. I do have to say,

even though it's not my favorite recording setup, I could take a nap on that couch. I feel like I am taking a nap on that couch. Credit, it has to be excellent, but just going on the right way. He doesn't have to have credit. He doesn't have to be financially rich off the grip. He just has to be going in that direction.

Said Polly to her. Yes. How much money do you think I'm making? I'm not wanting to think I'm making. I'll be back. I gotta power down for a second. I'll be right back. I'm in a creatine coma. I'm

in a protein coma. I'll be right back. I would say... What? Oh, did he bleep that? She said 150 something. She said 150... Did she give like a penny amount? Because that was like a long thing. He muted. He muted that. that's kind of crazy Why ask the question if you want to mute it? I?

would say Yeah, oh she said 150 million dollars Off his YouTube channel with a thousand subscribers? Oh my God. I don't think so. I wish. I wish I made it, Audrey. That's about how many subscribers we have and we're not making that. Well, and that's important.

So now, what if a guy's only making like 50,000? I hope if he's making just 50,000, he has plans on making more just then besides his current job. He has more goals set in mind to reach higher. No, no guy ever in the history of $50,000 making didn't have goals of making more money. I think most people are not satisfied making a not like $50,000 is a chunk of change, no doubt about it, but it's not exactly like in 2025,

it's hard to live on $50,000 even by yourself. You know, heights in life because yeah, it's okay. You can be comfortable, you know, and just get by, but you know, life's just like- His one eye is falling asleep. It's so weird what's going on here. I know, and I can't tell, because there's weird editing too, where like his head's in one position at one point, but hers stays the same. I don't know.

Yeah, and then his moves around. It's like almost like he had to take a nap and then he came back to the video a little bit later, but he told her to stay still. Where were we? Oh, where were we? ...have to definitely enjoy life, like, you know, involves things like traveling and buying yourself things, you know, not in excess, but just treating yourself. Like a hundred dollar bill poster. Yeah, like a hundred dollar bill poster.

You know, the finer things in life. Yeah, from Etsy. At some point, it's only one life to live. How do you decipher if he's actually going the right direction? Because I always tell my students that. I always tell my students like, I say, yo, students, like, if you get to a place on the left and you can. I know he's leaning back now too. I know he's so tired. And guys, I'm not saying this because I, like, I don't know, I don't know Pauly D and I hope that he's not like has some problem with any kind

of prescription medication or whatever. So I don't know this. I'm saying this because I have seen it. I have been there. I have done it. I know what it's like. This seems to me like there is some chemical flowing through Pauly's body that is making him unable

to stay awake for a period of time. Gotta be. That's the only thing. You went to kindergarten, go out on the hill or something cool, show and tell. You know, you couldn't just tell something, right? You had to show it first. Tell it, right? So a lot of you...

So I would like show my... So I like showing my dick and then. Where was I in the sentence? Know what you women, you just tell and tell. You know, you're telling them who you are, but there's no show to it. And then you want to know why they leave you. We'll never get with you.

Cause you're on a daily app, Instagram. Whoa. Whoa. I mean, his eyes literally are just closed. Wow. I'm wondering if what we're laughing at now is something a little bit more. We're watching somebody who's like kind of in the throws

of some kind of addiction. It's either that or just he's working out too hard in the gym for 15 hours. Yeah, that might be it too. That might be it too. Yeah, he's working too hard. He gets home, he eats a big meal. He might be in a food coma, you never know.

Cause that will do it to you too. It will. This and you're on the first date and you're running about. You make six multi-figures, you fucking do crypto and you do this and you're in the show. You're fucking with crypto. You're fucking with crypto. You're on the Trump coin, you're on the Melania coin. Meanwhile, she's staring straight ahead like a deer in a headline.

She has no idea. It's so weird. It's so strange. This whole scene. I'd love to spend a day with you. Hey, Polly, if you're getting this message, if you're hearing this, if you're awake, let me know because I'll spend a day with you. Dude, I love you, bro.

I don't want to see anything bad happen to you. I think you're a funny character. I think you got your own game. I got my own game. Listen, call me and let me spend a day with you because I want to get inside your world. I want to see your head. And if you need help for some reason, then I'm not the person. Listen, call me and let me spend a day with you because I want to get inside your world. I want to see your head. And if you need help for some reason, then I'm not the person to call,

but I probably have a phone number somewhere. And I tell my clients, you know, you know, I stole this obviously from Goldie, but I want to get shows with my mouth closed. What? I want to get shows with my mouth closed. I stole it from Goldie? I stole it from Goldie.

I said, I want to get shows with my mouth clothes if you know what I mean most. I said, I don't know. I dress in designer. I was just preference of six foot, six back, six figures plus in designer clothes. She has to be stupid not to choose me, right? I don't need to say anything because I just put it, you know, and I show it and I take professional photos with the way I take professional photos. But not professional videos. Yeah. Hey, Paulie, Chrissy and I take professional photographs too.

It hasn't landed us a whole slew of pussy lately. I thought that Chrissy's looking for it. We'll dress and act. She would be retarded to not see what I'm talking about. And then on top of it, my point is I'm prefacing getting chosen to mal-clothes and show and tell. What?

Not just tell and tell. By the time I could even tell you, I've already showed you. And by then you're already a believer. So I don't gotta say much. Well, then. What in the good fuck? How does this guy's brain work?

I wanna know. I don't even know what to say. I feel like there's like a bunch of wires in his head. Yeah, and it's like blue's supposed to connect with blue, but then sometimes it jumps over to red. It's like this studio. A lot of these wires, they do something if they were plugged in the right way, but they're not.

So you get this, the commercial break. The only way that I can really actually tell if he's, you know, getting back whatever he's working towards is, you know, by action. I have to see it. I have to actually see, you know, something happening. Not with him just, you know, talking about something he's planning. As long as I see it, then I really won't believe it. I'll just think he's just trying to get in my pants and just try to get me and I'm not going to waste my time. Yeah, because Pauly hasn't been talking about getting into anybody's pants. Thank God Pauly is all about your brains.

Pauly has been talking about nothing except getting in your pants. Yeah, and something about a mouth closed. Chose with your mouth closed. Chose with your mouth closed. Chose with your mouth closed. Chrissy, I'm trying to tell you, you got to show and tell, not tell and tell. Don't hate me. God said it.

I stand on business. Smack it, mack it. Let's go and whack it. Know if they're showing you properly, like what? Because anybody can act like they have something. Is it like, you know, anybody can rent a car? Like $100? Like there's so many things you can do.

Anybody can rent a car. I love this so much. I can watch this all day. Oh my God. This is better than any seven little Johnston's. I'm sorry, it is. What shows you? What actually gets you to believe this guy is this?

Well, I would have to see, you know, let's say for instance, like he's trying to become an owner of a brand, you know, I'd like to see, you know, material and actually, you know, I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material.

I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see the material. I'd like to see, you know, let's say for instance, like he's trying to become an owner of a brand, you know, I'd like to see, you know, material and... I'd like to see a full portfolio. I'd like to see a proposal.

Oh, wow. Man, dating in New Jersey must be tough. You've got to have a brand portfolio. You can't just rent a car. Yeah, you got to have the papers to make sure you can see the car. You gotta at least have one pleather couch somewhere in the accoutrements. And God forbid you don't have a hundred dollar bill hanging out somewhere. All right.

There's lots more Pauly D. I've lined up a couple of videos. This is just the beginning. Let's listen to the notable change in... By the way, this video is almost over, but let's notice, let's notice the notable change in energy level, tone and texture when Polly is by himself in the next video. We'll get to that after these words. Why don't you text us and we can text back and then you can text us in reply, then so on.

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Look, I know we never actually left, but I'll just say it it we are back with another season of fly on the wall. Every episode including ones with guests will now be on video every Thursday you'll hear us and see us chatting with big name celebrities and every Monday you're stuck with just me and Dana we react to news what's trending viral clips follow and listen to fly on the Wall everywhere you get your podcasts. Alright, we're back with Polly Couchcushions. We're jumping to the next video here. Rapid fire, boom boom boom. Let's go together, let's grow together, stack it, whack it, let's get it in a packet. I want a nose with your mouth closed. She doesn't like you if she's doing these three things.

Oh. Stack, Jack, Y, T, Chad and Mac. Guys, the third- Oh, the couch cushions are back, so that's good. At least we got those going for us. What's red? I think he gave blood or something. He'll talk about it in a second.

But look how much more energetic he is right now. He is. Got his name tag on. Yes. Snake Jack with- It's a sticky name tag. And he's got his fucking tattoo. Ha ha, Jerry Lee Lewis.

Jerry Lee Lewis. Aim up this pit, and probably is what happens to all you guys, so watch through the whole video. Subscribe to the channel, help me grow. We hit 1K, baby. Comment in the comments, I've been here, if you've been here, and I'll send you a T-shirt. Let's fucking grow.

I'm not stopping on YouTube and Instagram. A T-shirt? Yeah, a T-shirt. You're send you a t-shirt, let's fucking grow. I'm not stopping on YouTube It's a shirt. Yeah a t-shirt you're gonna send a t-shirt to everybody that comments in the comments What if they don't comment in the comments? What if they comment on the like button? What are you gonna do then Paul? It's invested in another mentor 15 20 grand. I'm taking over this bitch. I love you motherfuckers, man Just gave blood so I'm in here tatted and and and inked in a wrap and a thing But I like first time my back my back Chrissy. Bye bye. Bye. You hear what I said first Let's get to the lessons Chrissy the lessons come on shut up. You're making me nervous over here You got I'm wasting time cuz of you. Oh, she argues or disrespects you

Hear that Chrissy exactly. That's what I'm talking about This is the problem with you know you argue and you disrespect both of these things you're on half contact I'm gonna put your mute button on I'm put half mute on you Chrissy's on half mute You can only argue with men They're trying to dominate and do not look up to and have zero respect for if she's constantly disagreeing and or pushing your buttons She doesn't respect you and this is just a placeholder mentality. You're just here She doesn't like anything you do at all. When a girl likes you, she likes everything you do. You can say, fuck you.

She'll say, say it harder. Bro, my chicks is talking to me like... Look, he's like twitching his chest muscles. Yeah, he's got to. He's got to do that so you know that he's been working out. He's been stacking, whacking, and let's go in and packing it. Editing my chick with your name tag on it. Oh my God.

Why are you showing us the... Back with the thong girl. Yeah, the thong girl. A girl- he's got a picture of whoever. Cotton. Cotton Candy. Whatever her name is. Alright. With his thong on, because it says Pauly on the back of the thong. And then the other girl is cleaning his shoe. So, you know, that's fun. I ask cleaning my shoes. A girl that likes you will do everything for you.

If it's like this, she sees you as an emotional sponge not a man to follow this is not attraction this is just a situation and she wants to be out of it you're just holding the fucking place when a girl loves you you can fucking feel it you can fucking feel it I've never I don't understand this level of testosterone. I just don't. I'm sorry. And then these videos. What?

The stock videos he puts in between here, obviously, I don't know, maybe he has AI running out there and trying to find these videos for him, but they don't make much sense. Dating more than dating, she's not yours. She's already somebody else's. A girl that really likes you submits is calm. She lets you take the full lead. She's completely in her submissive. When she's constantly arguing and fighting... It's not a dog, Pauly. She's in her submissive. She's in her submissive. She's fully in her submissive. You know what that means, Chrissy? Hmm. Either do I.

You need to understand if this girl does not like you, those are not normal traits. I've been with the craziest, craziest girls that really argue with everyone, and that girl's speaking about one specific is just trouble. Because... Ha ha ha ha! Here we go. Here we go. It's the old Frankie. Just like Frankie B.

Yeah, it's the old Frankie B. playbook. Let's take what we hate about everybody else and let's make it a generalization about everybody else. And they'll never find a man. But some girls will be argumentative, but not with me. Augutative. I hate not with me. Arguative. I hate when my chicks are argued. It drives me crazy, Chrissy.

Well, not with the man that they really like. And that's most women. Number two, baby, she never pays, she never buys. Wow, this is the second video in a row that he's given this same advice to. If she doesn't pay, then she's not on your level. But then he explains that he really doesn't make her pay, he just wants her to leave the tip.

And he's going to give the credit card. He's going to give her the credit card to make the tip. ...never gives. If a girl does not buy you things or offer by the third date, she does not like you. This trick mentality of a man pays for everything is this new age way for girls to be OnlyFans girls when they're not OnlyFans girls. These girls do not like- What?

What? Wait. Is the new age way for men to pay for everything? I thought that was the old age way. Yeah. Or am I out of style? Yeah, no, I think that's the old way. Have I cycled one too many in my life?

Am I so old that I've gone through so many cycles that I'm going backwards? I missed the cycle somewhere in there. Thank you. You're just a meal ticket. You're just a trick. If a girl really likes you, she will share her resources. And I tell this to my women in the beginning stages of dating to set up the scenario for when they understand the type of dynamic of the relationship. So you're going to take me on a nice vacation. Okay. I just want you to know that.

Oh, my name is Paulie. What's yours? I'm sorry. I forgot the name part. Early stages. I got to set the ground rules, stack it, pack it, look at it while I whack it. Sitting with the woman, like let's say third, fourth date. These girls usually offer to pay.

And what I'll say to them is good, because if you didn't, this is not gonna last much longer. Good. Your brother-in-law's right. We have been doing this all wrong the entire time. How did I not know this? Why did I not pull this playbook out with Astrid?

Yeah. Good. Good. Listen, let me pay. And of course Astrid said that on occasion. Let me pay. Or we'll split this. Or this is my treat.

And I would always, usually the bill was already paid. I'd sneak off to the bathroom. Yeah. But I can only imagine if I said good, because I ain't got no money. And my credit's not so good. Good, because I didn't bring my wallet, not because I forgot it, but because I'm purpose. And if they don't, I'll somehow windle it away to come up with a phrase.

Windle it away? Windle it away. Nothing like windling away. Have you ever windled away, Chrissy? You look like you're windling away right now. CHLOE LAUGHS Ah, I'll be back. I'm gonna go do some windling. CHLOE LAUGHS

You gotta windle away. That's the name of this episode, Windling Away. Yep. to the point. I don't joke because I'm a serious man, but I'm like, oh, you just thought this was a one-way meal ticket, huh? Or I'll just talk about the law of reciprocation, which is something I do and I'm going to break down to you guys, but it's something I'll do early in dates too. I'll talk about scenarios where I know, and I'm even doing them a favor by bringing this up. I shouldn't even have to do that. I'll talk about some- I'm doing them a favor. The law of reciprocation- I'm doing them a favor, but-

Doesn't seem to be what he's doing. No, it's the law of you pay. Yeah, good. The law of ourcation doesn't seem to be what he's doing. No, it's the law of you pay. Yeah, good. The law of amount of money. Scenarios of the law of reciprocation with friends and when guys don't offer to buy things back when they get bought and how I don't respect those men giving me the opportunity to understand.

What? I don't know. I don't know. Some things go right over my head. And the law of reciprocation. And if they don't pick that up by the third or fourth date and try to buy something, then she doesn't like me. So the law of reciprocation states when something is done for you, the opposite, the person should want to do it back. The same thing should be done back.

When the opposite is done and nothing is done for you, that person. When the opposite is done of the thing you've done, then the thing gets done when you do it on the opposite. But when you return that thing, then it returns back to you. In the opposite way to done, then the thing gets done when you do it on the opposite. But when you return that thing, then it returns back to you in the opposite way to nothing, Chrissy. That is the law of reciprocation.

It's Einstein's fifth law of reciprocation. I studied it. I'm windling away over here, trying to get you to understand. This human does not like you, and I'm very, very sure about that. Just because a girl has a vagina, has a slit in between her legs, why does the law of reciprocation go out the window?

That's insane. Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate now. Doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate? I think it's a lie. Nothing like the romantic notion of a slit between your legs. Yeah, that's... Jeez, I mean... My favorite, my least favorite word for a vagina is a minge, and that is what they say

a lot in England, your minge. I hate that word, but I think I found a new one that I hate even more, and that is a slit in between your legs. Yeah. Lovely. The fact that I make more money because I'm making money than anyone I'm with, and I dominate the relationship physically, mentally, emotionally, sexually, doesn't mean I should just pay for all the bills.

Now I pay for 90% of them. 70% of them that take care of my day. 90% of them, 70% of them, 20 to 23% of them, depending on what your slit looks like. I don't know, just because you have a slit doesn't mean you can't do math. I pay for at least 7% of everything that we do at a Chili's, everywhere else, which is my go-to place. Because I dominate physically, emotionally, sexually,

food-wise, in the kitchen. I got just bought my chicken plate ticket here, but she bought the last three. The law reciprocation said I should buy one for her. But now I take care of everything. Here she stays with me. I handle everything, she doesn't spend money on it. Here's the law reciprocation said I should buy one for her. But now I take care of everything. Yeah, she stays with me. I handle everything, shouldn't spend money running here. So law reciprocation says she should pay for the flight.

But then because of that 70-30 rule, and that time she got ruled, I would have always said back in the day that a man pays for everything. That's a 70-30 rule. That's a 70-30 rule. It went from 90-10 to 70-30 in one sentence. Yeah.

I did a separate video on it. It's getting worse for cotton candy every minute. Oh yeah. This is just a teaser to see how much you're into me. Because not only does the law reciprocation say sentence. It's getting worse for Cotton Candy every minute. This is just a teaser to see how much you're into me because not only does the law of reciprocation say I need to allow her to pay, the law of resources say that I need to allow her to pay. A woman's most scarce resource is her money as she's biologically inclined to try to save her future children and potentially her children that she has now. God.

This guy's got all kinds of... and potentially her children that she has now. No! God. Ah! This guy's got all kinds of He's got all kinds of theories. Wacked out notions. Yeah, yeah, philosophies. He's, uh, I can't believe any woman would want to be with this guy, but hey, listen, to each their own. Life with you, the children, whatever,

her past children, and to save in their hindbrain because they make babies and they're women. Her past children? How do you, the children, whatever, her past children, and to save in their high brain because they make babies and they're women. Her past children? How do you have past children? Future children, current children, past children. Past children. I wish I had past children. Save for that child, the potential child, or their actual child. And money is scarce then.

Yes, women make money nowadays more than ever, but a lot of girls don't have money and all make money, right? And even the ones that do, they don't have the man's abundance of money, so they're going to make this forever. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money.

And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going to make a lot of money. And they're going, but a lot of girls don't have money and all make money, right? And even the ones that do, they don't have the man's abundance of money, they're gonna make this forever They're in a more scarce place where they don't know if they're gonna be able to keep it So therefore they're more scarce to share with where us, a man's scarce resource is resources What?

A man's scarce resource is resources. Did you see how I went into the matrix there, Chrissy? You didn't even understand. You don't even know the mental gymnastics that I gotta do to get into a place where I can understand this kind of shit. I'm saying the man's resources, the man's most scarce resource is the resources. And inside of those resources are additional resources that you can resource for other resources.

Okay? Everyone following? Let's go together, let's grow together. And start sharing his resources. The people he knows, his circle, the people at Greenham, because it's scarce to us and it's something we've built up and it takes a man a long time to build up. So when he starts sharing them, that's his fucking love. A woman doesn't want to share money, a man doesn't want to share resources, his connections, the way he made money, his family, his fucking love. A woman doesn't want to share money, a man doesn't want to share his resources, his connections,

the way he made money, his family, his fucking... It's connections. He doesn't want to share his family? It's connections. It's connections. Fuck you. I'm not sharing my connection with nobody. He started sharing his resources and things like that, which a woman needs, money and

resource. But it's not about what we need, it's about what they are willing to share We are willing to share There's no trying here really paying attention yeah, we are in a web yeah, we are deep in the mind of poly couch cushions You know that old Rob Mac, the old, it's always sunny where they're like strings, it is and that.

Yeah, I feel like that's, there should be a board where we're trying to keep track of all this. Number two, a woman that loves you will share her most scarce resource with you. It's like a man when he's serious, he will commit his resource of sex and his overall resources of sex. It's resource of sex. Sex? His resource of sex.

Okay. Okay. All right. Cool. And he'll share his resources, his employees, the people he works for, his friends, his family. I think that blood he gave gave him sex. I think it would drain any remaining brain cells from his little head. He'll share his employees with you? What? drained any remaining brain cells from his little head. He'll share his employees with you? What?

He'll take one of my employees. No, have him. I'm serious. It's okay. I'm sharing. I love you. You're the best. But you gotta pay for it.

You pay his paycheck. Law of reciprocation. Law of reciprocation. I share my most valuable resource, which is my resource and my employees my resource. You pay for it. Yeah, when a man doesn't want to share that and give that to a girl too soon because he doesn't want to give those things away that he worked so hard for and one doesn't want

to give away her money because she may not have it, but when she does and when a girl likes you she- My brain's gonna explode. Explode, I know, I feel like I have smoke coming out of it trying to follow. It's hard to believe he's only had a thousand subscribers so far. Buy you things. Daddy met the wall today. I just got you this, I just got you that. And she will fucking endlessly buy you things.

You understand? If she's not buying you things, bro, a woman will spend their last dollar on you. A little thing that you can play that I got from my man Goldie. My man Goldie? Oh, got from my man Goldie. This Kola girl right now. My man Goldie? Oh, we gotta get to Goldie. Where is Goldie? Goldie. Wow. That's the third time he's been mentioned.

That's right. Can never tell you about what this is on the phone right now. Some shit just went down. You can never ask about what it is later. Make it two times a weekly paycheck. When she makes a thousand a week, make it two thousand. What? What? You make something up?

I can't tell you what it is. I'll tell you about it later. I'll tell you about it later, but I need $2,000? Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends. I can never speak about this again, but I need $250,000. I'll tell you later what it's for. But I need $250,000. I'll tell you later what it's for. Yes, I'm just, it's a test to see if you'll share your resources.

$2,000 right now you can never ask about her. I'll give it back to you in two weeks. If she likes you, won't ask any questions, send it over. If she don't like you, she'll ask a million fucking questions. Asks as if she does just to get the scarce resources, just to get your money and things like that, whatever. So that's just best. Just to get your money, you were just asking for her money. Just to get your money, you were just asking for her money.

What are you fucking talking about? Dude, bro, you're confused, man. To say the least. Yeah, you got a jumbly tumbly in that head. I can hear the rocks. And to that point, to get your scarce resources. So the woman won't give money to you if she don't like you, but she'll take your money. And when a woman does like you, she'll give you money and doesn't even care to take it.

She'll go 50 50 with you. She'll fucking sleep with fucking rats. She'll sleep with rats. She'll sleep with rats. Come on little mousies, come in here. Hey babe, I need $2,000, don't ask questions, and sleep with these little mice. If you don't mind. That's just a test to see if you love me. Sleep with rats.

Sleep with Mickey Mouse over here, alright? I'll be back. I gotta spend that $2,000. Why, kid? She likes rats. Sleep with the rat. Sleep with Mickey Mouse over here, alright? I'll be back. I gotta spend that $2,000. She'll give you the whole covers.

She'll give you the whole covers. I have met a million women and I've been in bed, lucky enough to have been in bed with a few and I have never once had a woman love me enough To give me all the covers and sleep. I thought she was sleeping with the rat. Yeah sleeping with the rats You go down there Little girly you down with the rats. God. I'll be up here with all the covers Ocean all that was so fucking crazy for him. They're, they're emotional creatures and when they like something they get emotional so when a woman likes you, you'll know

and she'll pay for shit, a lot of shit number three, a lot of shit she treats you like you're fucking replaceable she flakes on dates, you guys are together and you're making things, reservations, setting things up she cancels, she shows up late, in and out the flaky shit playing around social media, looking, not looking all these little flake tactics checking in not checking

Telling you what other guys do letting you know you replace much Here's other options a girl that lets you know she has other options It does not like you a girl will literally act like you're the only man on the planet and get rid of her options are most Powerful resource when she likes you. Oh, wait, you said her most powerful resource was her money now. It's options That's options I talked to the only guy know we'll stop letting guys like comment on her shit She'll delete social media if you ask but a girl that has options allows intent to come in does not like you and she will Let you know and show that you're replaceable. These are three fucking hard tacking things

You know if a girl likes you or not, I'm gonna fight this team. It's pretty plain and simple. I really hope- Oh, it's pretty plain and simple. Well, let's see. It took about nine and a half minutes to explain and I understood not one word. No. Pauly Couchcushions. Well, another brilliant video by our boy Pauly Couchcushions.

One more to go. Okay. If we can keep up. I feel dizzy. Me too. All right. If we can keep up. I feel dizzy. Me too. All right.

We'll take a break, get our bearings, let you get your bearings, and then we'll be back. You make this rather snappy, won't you? I have somebody heavy thinking to do before 10 o'clock. Hi, cats and kittens, Rachel here. Do you ever get the urge to speak endlessly into the void like Brian? Well, I've got just the

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Then I think we might have to take a break from Pauly for a while, just because I don't know that we can handle Pauly's absolute horseshit for too much longer. Train wreck of thought. He's a train wreck. Oh my God, is this craziness or what? All right, Pauly couch cushions coming up. Last video, how to get a girlfriend without being a simp. Okay.

This is going to be a good one, I can tell. How to get a girlfriend in 2025 without simping. Stack Jack, why teach you how to math? Like comment, share the video, subscribe to the channel if you don't do anything else so you can get more later. Don't be a hater. Don't be a simp or a pimp. Let me show you guys that actually want to be in a-

Oh, he's good at rhyming. I'll give him that. ... relationship in 2025 exactly how to do so. He's got a different camera angle every single time he turns it on. And now he's got headphones, or now he's got AirPods in. Yeah. Let me break down the 2025 rules to get in the girl of your dreams this year that treats you, respects you, and loves on you.

So number one, you got to build confidence. You're never going to be with a woman if you're not 10 times more confident than her, or she feels she can lead to your excessive confidence. No girl wants a man who's not confident. Fix your finances, your fitness, everything in control, structured, ready to handle business, okay? A girl wants a man that walks with his fucking chest out, in control of the room, creates relationships

because of the attitude he walks around with. That's what a woman wants. Number two, let her impress and qualify for you. Stop trying to impress and show. Stop trying to impress. Let her impress and qualify for you. Stop trying to impress and show. Stop trying to impress. Let her impress for you. But I thought the guy was supposed to be confident and with his chest out.

As many of these PUAs will do, it's one thing one second, and the next thing the next minute. We heard your weakness and that you're dying to have her, you'll never have her, right? Who gets a job at a job? The guy that asks the questions and does the interview. It gets a job at, right? Who gets a job at a job? The guy that asks the questions and does the interview.

It gets a job at a job. Who gets a job at a job? Ha ha. Wise words. Ah, I've never heard a better sentence in my life. It is what it is, who gets a job at a job. Ha ha ha. I'm holding space for that.

Getting to this in a while, and the guy that's trying to impress or the one who's doing the interviewing and not trying to impress, right? You're getting hired and the guy that's trying to impress or the one who's doing the interviewing and not trying to impress, right? You're getting hired by the guy that doesn't care, right? You're trying to impress. Let her qualify herself to you. Ask the questions on the date.

Let her run and open her mouth. Let her try to impress yourself. Ask questions. Stay calm. Stay quiet. Stay in control. Show power and dominance in a respectful manner. In a respectful manner? Yeah. Show power and dominance in a respectful manner. In a respectful manner?

Show power and dominance. She'll walk herself into your arms. But when you're too eager to tell her about your life, you're gonna be gone, bro. Stop trying to tell her everything. Let her find out. Show, walk. You've done the work.

Let her show. Show, walk, talk, eat. Don't do it, do it. I don't care. Get the job. You don't have the job. Forget about it. Let her impress you.

Let her impress me. Order the vegetables. Don't eat the meat. You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? This is how you get a girl 2025 without being a simp. Show your ambition, but not too much. Let her impress you. You impress her. Don't show too much ambition. Shut your mouth. Get the job. Do the work. Chest out, chest in, up, down, left, right. I know what I'm saying. Direction. They want to see that you have ambition towards the direction. If you actually show.

I have ambition toward many directions, but mainly East. I don't know why I've always felt really partial to East. And that's why my ambition is in the East. You have a plan and you're actively going after it. That's what they want. They don't want to hear ambition. Is that a drug counting operation? It's the back of a casino.

He's showing people counting stacks of dollars. Talking about who you're going to become. You don't need to be rich, you need to be hungry, showing you're ready to die for the plan that you have and actually taking action on it. What? Why am I, what? I don't know. I like this podcast, but I'm not ready to die for it.

Maybe that's why Astrid is not all that interested in anything I have to say anymore. They want a man with goals, purpose, fucking driven. Don't talk about your goals, live them and show where you're going towards something. A man that's on a mission is a man that girls want. Not a man that's supposedly good looking, not a man who's rich. Fuck the Lambo. We want the driven, goal driven. Fuck the Lambo, because I don't have one. Savage man, that's what a woman wants.

Fuck the Lambo, Toyota Camry, 1996, it's in mom's name, but I'm gonna buy it from her pretty soon because I got ambition toward my direction. Level four, run the relationship from the first text. From setting up the first date, you should be in lead. A woman will never be with you if you do- 730, bar, meet me. Which one?

Don't ask questions. You'll find out later. Figure it out. Show ambition. I'm going to give that, I'm sending one to Astrid for our next day night. Like 730, dinner, figure it out. Be there.

Be there. 730, dinner, make a reservation. Don't tell me, I'll figure it out. If you're not going to take the lead, nevermind stay with you. You can't show up and take lead and then falter in the relationship. You cannot not take lead and get into a relationship. I see so many single men out here in Hoboken because they don't know what the Hoboken...

That's where gold is. He's got his finger on the pulse of Hoboken, which we have a lot of listeners in actually. Love you Hoboken. Look out for this guy. What the fuck they're doing? And they're not dating on a high quality. All I need is one girl. I hear guys say, well, I just need one, but you can't get one.

And if you have one, she disrespects you. You're settling for someone that disrespects you. Most relationships I see are fucking horrible Because the guy just getting disrespected and the girl doesn't like the guy because these guys out here are weak Subscribe to the video guys come on hit that like button smash that John for me. So John I did you said what does that mean toilet? What are we doing? Smash the head put a body for me. Wham bam.

Wham bam. Take a shit. Yes ma'am. Let's go. Seven o'clock. I can be ready when I get out of work. Seven o'clock. Drinks, talk, quiet, speak easy.

Wear a red dress. Drinks, talk, don't say anything. Wear a red dress. Speak easy. Be quiet. Don't talk. Air conditioning at 73. We're a red dress. Speak easy, be quiet. Don't talk. Air conditioning at 73. It's an Uber ride.

Thursday, I'm free during the day. We can do a quick workout. Come around three o'clock. We had a little gym shark outfit I saw you on Instagram wearing. Cute, man. Girls love that shit when you tell them what to wear to the gym for our first date. Meet me at the gym. I don't know, maybe it's the kind of girl that I'm dating.

But most of them, if I said, meet me at the gym at 730 for a date, they'd be like, oh. Wait, nothing to think about. Saturday, we're gonna start early. I got something to do with the boys later before- Oh, he's getting sleepy. Yeah, he's getting sleepy. It's coming on now.

It's casual, jeans in a nice top, no heels. We're just going to the pier. Nice, sharp color. Oh, back to the pier. Yeah, we're going all the way to the pier. I guess that's a thing in Hoboken. We go to the pier. What the rest of her life is going to look like. They're turned on by that shit. Masculine energy makes feminine relax. You need to put her in a feminine by you massively being in your masculine and owning it. Let her lean into it and then the relationship will fucking escalate massively fucking escalate And Including that no rush commitment you lock it down into two days because you think she's cute

You just know it's all you can get it's all you've had in a while You want to have consistent sex so you break your manhood you need to be complete with yourself and be you first and be able to be happy with yourself, so fulfilled with self that you don't need anyone else and that's when she'll want you. Well, that is the only piece of advice that Pauly Couchcushions has ever given us that we've heard that actually makes sense. You do need to be happy with yourself before you can lend that happiness to someone else or make somebody else happy. So good for you, Polly, for recognizing that. I'll call a spade a spade. That was a good piece of advice.

A minimum of a year. I know influencers that do two years, and then I know most of you guys do two fucking days, two weeks. You don't know a girl in two days. I know influencers who wait two years. I don't know why. Have a relationship. Two weeks. Make her wait. Make make her qualify herself make her make a mistake Find out who she is when you give it to her quick too quick She's gonna change on you quick when you make her wait and you give them the rope to hang on and you wait

Eventually, she's gonna make a mistake and if she doesn't and if she doesn't keep up But it's way more likely that she won't when she was that sound like a lightsaber Put through these hoops cuz she knows you're just not some guy to wife anything up What? The motors of the dog growling I don't know. Attractive dog. When you just fucking give in like any guy ever, it's just a turn off, man. It's just not what they want.

You need to be hard to get. You need to act like you don't need a relationship, but you're better off with one. But she can never. Nothing says. But you're better off with one. Nothing says I'm ready for commitment. Like telling a girl you're not ready for commitment.

It's the dumb, this is dumb. Know that you need ready for commitment. This is dumb. This is dumb. You need to be sure. These are games. He's playing games with women. There are probably plenty of people out there who will play these games with you. But are those the kind of people you want to be in long-term relationships with? No, of course not.

Because relationships aren't about game playing. I mean, you know, Chrissy's kind of game playing where Jeff puts her in handcuffs and throws her against the refrigerator. That's one thing. That's one kind of game. He's playing head games and that's a different thing. Oh masculine, make it, don't fucking just jump right into nothing.

And then number six, don't be lazy when you win her. When you get up, that's when the game starts. It needs to be understood that if you're grown, she's grown. You play the game to get her and then when you get her, that's when the game really starts. That's when you really starts it needs to be understood that if you're wrong You play the game together together and then when you get her that's when the game that's when you really start fucking with That's what I'm telling you. I think Ro she's got to go and if you don't follow those same rules always getting in better shape You're not getting bigger getting more ripped if you're not getting more ripped you get him better fight you You're not getting more unkillable. Then you're just killable. So you have to do that. That's not an option

You know getting more unkillable what are you fucking talking about getting unkillable because if you're not then you're killable this is the problem with men these days everybody thinks they have to be unkillable why we don't we're not there's no bears outside of our cabins we're not fighting off tyrannosaurus Rexes anymore. That weak spot. If you expect her to stay in shape, have that fat little ass with a tight waist and look great, you need to be doing it as well. You need to be getting better in your business. You can't. It's so selfish when guys fall off when they get in a relationship. It's literally disgusting.

That should never be the case. You need to be escalating massively when you get into a relationship. So most men, they stop grinding, they stop bleeding, they stop dressing well. Everything needs to get more sexy. They stop bleeding or they stop bleeding? Bleeding. Oh, okay. Intimate, grow more, make more money

because you're doing it for her now and yourself. This is a pact. This is now we get better together and now we're two and one together. Relationships are beautiful, but you have to get better together forever. And that's it, you guys are always falling off. So to close this thing out, guys, you guys are always falling off.

You're a bunch of fucking morons. I love you guys. You're fucking idiots. 2025 your girlfriend. This is the script to get a girlfriend 2025. Don't just take anyone. Don't just fall for anyone. She has distractions. DMs nonstop. You need to be the best option and the least desperate option. That's the only way you're going home with the girl you want. And I don't want lackluster relationships.

I want high quality relationships with the women that we actually, actually want, guys. And that's what we're gonna do this year. Subscribe to the channel. Stack Jack, why teach you how to match? I love you guys. Click the links in the description. My website, my Instagram, go follow. My Unkillable program will also be in the description.

Anyone that goes to my Instagram, likes, comments, follows the last post, shares it to a friend and DM me the word copy. I'll give you a copy for $9.99, everything of four days. If you do these 48 things, I'll give it to you for double the price it's worth, plus shipping and handling. All right. Whoa. Wow. Okay. That was something.

That was a lot. That was a lot. That was a lot. I feel like I have to decompress. Whoa. Wow. Okay. That was something. That was a lot. That was a lot. I feel like I have to decompress. Yeah. I can tell last one I'm going to take a nap after this one because I'm not sure. I don't know what just happened. An hour of our life just went down the hole with someone who spoke very incongruently.

I think that's the best way to put it. Yeah. But listen, I love him. He might be a lug nut, but he's our lug nut now guys. Welcome to the commercial break family, Polly Couch Cushions. You have officially become part of our lore. You are our new sun setting in the West and rising in the East. We live and die and breathe by everything you say incorrectly. So there you go. Frankie, look out. We turned you in for a younger model. The new gems.

Yes. Frankie, you better get back to making content. Or you might find yourself out of a commercial break job. Just saying. Hey look, find a job at the job. Who gets a job at the job? He does. Because he's there. He showed up. We've got 80 videos of this guy. We could go on forever. We could do this for the next four years. I hope we don't, but we could go on for the next four years. I don't know. Yo, we gotta take a little break after this one.

Three videos in a row is a lot. That was. Yeah. I don't know how people go down a rabbit hole with him. And I don't know that he's giving anything like a value. No. What would you get out of these videos? Something for $9.99?

Yeah, something for $9.99 if you share and follow and subscribe and like and comment and plus. Thank god we don't make you do that. But because we don't make you do that, we also don't have any followers, subscribers, or listeners. Ha ha. True.

True story! Alright, let's do this! Why don't you text us! 212-433-3TCB 212-433-3822 Questions, comments, concerns, content ideas, we take them all right there at that phone number, we love to hear from you

we love interacting with everybody so many new folks have been texting us over the last couple of weeks. Thank you very much. I think I've gotten back to everybody so far. Uh, talk to us. Do it. Also, oh, I have a few voicemails I want to play at the commercial break on Instagram, TCB podcast on tick tock youtube.com slash the commercial break

and TCB podcast.com for all the audio, video and your free sticker. Okay Chrissy, that's all I can do for today. I think so. I'll tell you that I love you. And I love you. Best to you. Best to you.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe. Until next time, Chrissy and I will say, we do say and we must say, goodbye. Goodbye! I gotta get some cocaine! Gotta be crazy!