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Episode Date: March 25, 2022

Bryan is getting old (older) and he is having trouble sleeping. His son has a cast and it's certainly not helping Bryan find rest. Krissy used to take sleeping pills but that wan't good! Then, Bryan turns to ASMR videos for sleep help and he finds absolute annoyance. Finally, the gang review a few ASMR videos that seem more like personal journals and Instagram posts....while whispering! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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but you know, my son broke his leg. I mean, you know, because you're here all the time. I heard that episode. You heard the episode. Okay. Good. We ran it. I can't remember anymore.

Yeah. Well, now that we're doing, is that also the one where all the puking and yeah, but I had to go straight puking and you want to coast. I want to coast rica. Oh yeah. And you said how you had a similar time. That's right. Everyone got a food.

That's right. The legend of the puking, Mapacha. Yeah. That's right. Okay, go back and listen to that one. But my son broke his leg. He's jumping on a trampoline.

One bounce on a trampoline. One bounce on his first ever trampoline. That's all it took. Tibious broke and now he's been in this cast for a while. So up and there's been going on for weeks and it's gonna go on for a couple more weeks. He's been otherwise fantastic about it. I'm doing it really.

He goes to school, they're accommodating him. This is a three year old we're talking about. He's a superhero and I tell him he's a superhero and he likes the idea that he's a superhero. He's like, daddy, I'm a superhero. And I'm like, you are and the teachers are like, he's so good and he likes the idea that he's a superhero. He's like, daddy, I'm a superhero. And I'm like, you are. And the teachers are like, he's so good. He so wonderfully crawls around.

He's interacting. He's having fun. And then at home, you know, listen, there are moments, of course, where he's frustration. So the doctor says, hey, listen, for a couple of weeks, he cannot move. I don't want him up on that leg at all. And limit his kind of, you know, he wants to drag himself around. Limit that because it could cause some pain. Well, that time here, it has passed.

So, Asher and I are like, okay, let's just let him do what he wants to do, right? Let's see how he goes. We put a boot on it, see if he could walk. So, he has been just a little bit more movement than usual and he's now getting to the point where he really wants to move around. Like, if he wants to go to another room.

He's got the barrel. Yeah, he'll take himself off the chair and he'll literally scoot himself backwards all the way to move around. Like, if he wants to go into another room, he'll take himself off the chair and he'll literally scoot himself backwards all the way to the room. Yeah. Over the weekend, we went to a family party and we decided to put the boot on and if he could walk, he could walk.

Well, he can't really walk, but he can stand himself up to get on a chair or something like that. So last couple nights, Matthias has been in pain at night because he's been walking around on it, right? Now it's, first of all, he hasn't used it in a while, second of all, that cast has got to be uncomfortable. Third of all, he's got a fucking broken leg.

So it's uncomfortable. Yeah. He's sleeping in the bed with us. And so now what he does is he starts like stretching that leg with the cast on, but since he sleeps next to me, he takes that cast and he scrapes it down the side of my leg hundreds of times at night, right? Just scraping, scraping, scraping.

I mean, we finally got wise and gave him some Advil and it could seem to calm it down. But man, I will tell you what, I already have a hard enough time sleeping as it is. I don't know what it is, but the older that I get, I used to be so good at sleeping. I could sleep. It didn't, I, because you were drunk and you just passed. I was high on cocaine and I would go to sleep. I mean, granted, I would sit there for a few minutes, you know, thinking about how I was gonna,

my thoughts would go from how I was gonna be some famous, you know, who knew I was gonna be a famous podcaster? I mean, I, that's the, that's the, yes, to come to you either, but I mean, you know, how I would be some famous person, I was gonna solve the world's problems and then it would eventually devolve into basically, you're an asshole. What are you doing yet another night of drinking and drugging?

You know, you're such a loser and you've got to pay the electric bill. I mean, but I would eventually go to sleep. And then it would sleep until like, I don't know, 11, 12, two in the afternoon. Who knew? I just slept. I slept away. And now I have this interrupted sleeping pattern that never seems to give me like seven good,

consistent hours of deep sleep. And it fucking sucks. And I know that having children in the bed is a big fucking no-no in a lot of people's opinions, but in our opinion, the pandemic was here and we wanted our children to feel safe, safe and human connection, right? At the deepest level possible.

That was our choice. But for my sleep, while we may have, you know, while we're sleeping Brian, we're suffering. Sleeping Brian is suffering. So, you know, my children's feelings are just gonna have to go out the window because I'm gonna get those kids out of the bed.

I've tried everything, tried that call map, I've tried melaton, I've tried everything, except for, you know, narcotic, you know, sleeping medication. Yeah, I would. Man, I'll tell you what, I'm thinking about it. You're thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it.

I'm getting that fucking, what is it? Did you take that for a minute? What is that sleeping medication? Like Ambient. Ambient, did you take Ambient? Did you ever take Ambient? Did you take that for a minute? What is that sleeping medication? Like ambient? Ambient. Did you take ambient? Did you ever take ambient? Yeah, it did for a little while.

What do you think about it? It's a good sleep aid. It's a great sleep aid, but you're addicted to it. Do you get addicted to it? Do you feel like it's something you need to go to sleep? Well, that does happen, but I was like, no, I'm going to take myself off and try to do the melatonin thing. I do the calm app, the sleeping stories for me on the calm app are, I never get to the

end of it. Because they're fucking endless. No, they last for 30 minutes. They last for 30, I know, but they're endless, like they go down these deep rabbit holes. Oh, I love them. There's this one guy, Eric Brawl on, and he has the most relaxing voice, and he takes me on a train journey. Through the Canadian Rockies.

You go to the same one every night? I tend to go to a couple of the same ones. There's a Canadian Rockies one, train ride, there's a boat ride, somewhere in Canada too. And I get the methodology behind this, like the psychology behind this, because I let Matthias sometimes,

I let him listen to the trolls one, or the millions one. And I think the methodology is this, start with something familiar, start with a train of thought that you can follow. No pun intended. And then completely start just talking out your ass. Just go down a rabbit hole to the mind.

The person has to have a very soothing voice too. Like this. Yes. Like, here we are at a train station in Toronto. Smells a little bit like poo poo. Just all train stations smell like poo poo. You bought a first class ticket, but your door doesn't work properly. And they haven't cleaned the sheets.

And there's a guy next door masturbating. But I don't sound like the one I'm listening to. No, that's not the train story that you're doing. That's a train story I would do. Why won't that waiter come back and offer me something else to drink? I thought I paid for internet. Where's the Wi-Fi code? Do I take my shoes off when I shower in this nasty shower? Why is the bar of soap already open? That's the kind of sleep story. That's my sleep story, am I? But it's like, I'm going to record one for Matthias to sleep in his own bed.

Yes. Your daddy no longer wants you sleeping in the bed. Stop knocking your leg into my cast into my leg. You're giving me rug burn, cast burn. The trolls one just goes off. Like, you know, it's familiar. There's a familiar storyline like me and the other character Branch are gonna do this and we're gonna save the world and we gotta do this. But then eventually she's like, you know,

cutting strands of hair and changing the garbage and she's going up the floaty tree And then the smiley faces are everywhere. There's so much you can talk about. Then it just like devolves into craziness where she's, it's basically blibber blabber. Like it's nothing. And I get the psychology is you don't want your mind to be able to follow a story. They don't want a plot line so your mind keeps going, right?

They want it just to kind of like, oh, she's just going to get her hair cut. Oh. Right? Yeah. So, and I get it. But I just can't for the life of me, even with my own calm apps, the things that I like or the meditation app,

I still that doesn't put my mind at ease. So I inevitably end up watching like mindless television, which sometimes does put me to sleep. I watch this fucking show. It's like this Canadian comedy show, and I love it. It really is funny, but it is just so incredibly stupid that I end up going to sleep. Yeah, what I can't fall asleep too. Yeah, so for years I would watch like reruns of the West Wing or something like that.

Yeah, yeah, but that wouldn't put me to sleep because then I was interested in knowing this is happening. We've been doing reruns of 30 rock and that puts us to sleep every time. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because it's silliness. You don't have to pay attention, right? Exactly. The West Wing, after I got, after I know every season so well, now it'll put me to sleep.

If I turn one on, I already know that, you know, I don't know, President Bartlett saved the world again. I got it. The liberals are saving the world again in the conservatives or assholes. I get the world again. I got it. The liberals are saving the world again. And the conservatives are assholes. I get the whole situation. I really am thinking what I want to do

is get into this ASMR. I thought maybe ASMR is the thing for me. Even though I think it's obnoxious, maybe I just need to give it a try. So I've been here in the studio late at night and my mind's all wound up and I'm worried about which episode and how many downloads and all this other shit, right?

And what we're gonna do tomorrow, what we should do Thursday. And also, it's just so I'm like, let me give AM ASMR one more shot. We made fun of it. It was on the surface. We just looked at it real quick and said, this is ridiculousness. Yeah. Let me give it one more college try. Turn the lights down low low put the headset on

Pick one that has like millions and millions and millions of views someone that you know is good And did you fall asleep and crash into all of our gear? Luckily, it's all taped to the ground now, so I can't fucking up too bad But let me tell you something I came to a conclusion about ASMR. It's just as fucking stupid as we thought it was in the first place. It's just as ridiculous. Some of these people are doing things

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Are you here something? Like a response from your body that you don't choose to get is just something that happens. Okay. Because of your senses being heightened in some way or tickled in some way or something like a snorkelcock. Yes. Like when someone bites the bottom of your thigh. Don't worry, if you haven't heard it, it's coming.

We have an episode or if you have heard it, then you know what we're talking about, but there's a fantasy sex episode coming up and you'll get it. So what I thought I'd do today is I'd review a couple of the ASMR videos that I tried to get myself to sleep with. You ready? Yes. So a girl or boy? Man or woman? Let's start with a man. Okay, here's the man, right? This is Ben. I think his name is Killam. Killiam. Ben Killiam. Now look over you can look over here. You can go to youtube.com slash the commercial break we put out new clips every single day of the week we'll put one out with this video so you can watch it up there.

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because I'm trying to give the guy a change. Yeah, he got better. Now listen, you tell me this is kind of shit that would put you to give the guy a change. Yeah, I got better. Now listen, how would they? You tell me this is kind of shit that we put you to sleep. There we go. Hello, my dinkly, dinkly, dinkly friends. We'll come back to you. Hello, my dinkly, Barry friends.

Welcome back to another episode of Outta Wipe Your Haz. Pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft. Pfft. I hatet. Pfft. I hate this, I hate it. It gives me an autonomous response on my anger, in my anger bucket. For ASMR video, it's been a long time. What can I say?

Can you hear the kids yelling in the background? Those aren't my kids. That's the kids in the ASMR video. If you can do ASMR, do it in a soundproof room, bro. I think he's also doing the comp thing where he talks about something that makes that sense. We're gonna talk about why it is.

It's been a long time, but also why it seems like it's not. It's a long-awaited scene. Welcome back to my video. Thanks for coming back, but we're gonna talk about it. I'll tell you you're not back. You've always been here. Now we're gonna talk about time and how time is a relative concept, and how sometimes you go forward and sometimes you can go backwards.

You can pop up up up up. And then you can see we should be getting into all that. First in advance, I would like to say sorry if my cat's making any noise. Oh, those were the cats. That's the cats. The cats were in little dude.

Casper in little dude too. Sound like two kids who are being held it's hostage in the basement. It's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Casper and my cats. Casper's adorable, he loves cuddles. Little dude doesn't have a tail. And he's very, very special to us.

So, yeah, if you see me looking like it, directly like this way, it's because my screen's there and I'm used to look at the camera. I mean, you just were whispering into the camera. He's just apologizing for everything that's about to go wrong. It's what's happening. I'm already not falling asleep because of your ASMR video. I'd like to apologize that I don't have any lighting in this room. I'd also like to apologize if I look to the left. I'd also like to tell you thanks for leaving a bunch of comments but some of the comments weren't so nice. And if you leave

a nice comment then I'm gonna come back and kill you. I'm gonna haunt everyone of your dreams. Are you falling asleep yet? Yeah, I'm sorry if your background noise in general. He's apologizing everything. I have some triggers here. So I think we want to see triggers. Triggers, they call them triggers. Okay.

I wanted to make this video mainly talking about why I've been gone and stuff like that. So I've been gone and stuff like that so I'm I've been gone and stuff like that. Let me just whisper exactly my conversation to you. I have some triggers I'm gonna play here for you to get your senses going. I'd like to apologize for the siren. I'm being arrested for holding my children hostage, but they're really cats. I'm making this video to ask for you to send bond money to my girlfriend on the beach. I Have 65,000 views on his video. Yeah, we don't have five. That's what this is crazy. Chrissy. Let's get a little more done.

I just, it's crazy. And now I'm 14 and a half. 12, 13 at least. And now I'm 14 and a half. 12 or 13. Crazy. So long. It's like I was 12 or 13. 17 and a half about to be 14.

And I just feel like I've lived so much life. That's why it seems like a long time, but it really hasn't been that long. I've got a couple of cats. I have two cats. One's got no stomach. We call him. We call him cutlass. He's absolutely cute.

He likes cuddles. And he has to get fed through a no straw. I'm about to do a trigger right. Feed my cat through a no straw. Pfft! Pfft! Feeeeeer! Pfft! Pfft! Pffraw. Pfft! Fiiiirrrr!

Fiiirrrr! Fiiirrrr! Fiiirrrr! Crazy, be 350. I'm also in grade 10 now. That's... That's just... I can't believe I made it.

Fiiirrrr! You're 13! You have an existential crisis? That's 13! I can't believe I made it! I can't believe I made it! I can't believe I made it! I can't believe I made it! You're 13 you have an existential crisis Oh, I'm so happy. I'm so happy. What is that? I guess I'm clapped. Why is it? It's like a palette cleanser.

And all of them do it. And the girls with the nails, they'll go, can you just eat some ginger? I don't know. You got to do better than this. Ben, I love Ben. I actually watched a couple of his videos. He's really...

I could grow up my nails. Yeah, you could grow up your nails. So we can do a little click, click, click, click. Maybe Astrid had some nails. We can do that. Actually, she she has children she doesn't do that This is classified as ASMR guys. I'm just gonna start writing ASMR and all our videos also I'm just a loud ASMR guy Also, yeah, I'm just the loud ASMR guy. Well, we should just do whisper a show.

Yeah, just whisper a show. I think we'd quickly lose any small audience we have. School. So in grade nine, we're so wild. I, Chrissy, I was sticking on the internet. As you do. As I do. And I'm...

And I found this guy Ben Killian. I'd like to play a little bit of his video. Brian, you're slowly going to sleep. videos because I've been taking care of my cats stitches. He lost his, he lost most of his brain in an horrible car accident. And so we call him stitches. He doesn't move around a lot. And I'm not sure he's breathing. Speaking of ASMR, I think someone just crashed through my front door. I struggled with them quite a bit actually. So I kind of just took some time off. All right, we might get him in here.

I'm back. I just wanted to get to this point because I did, like Ben starts off as an ASMR video. And then what it turns into is a depressing story about Ben in his life. School and he's just whispering. And then what it turns into is a depressing story about Ben in his life He's just whispering he's just whispering his life story. Let's go to the next girl You ready for the next girl this is the next girl now. I really I've been along here I first started with Ben. I watched four or five years ago. I actually like Ben

I think Ben's got a cool personality even though I He's just whispers the whole time Meaning he seems cool because he's whispering meaning like he doesn't take himself actually too seriously about the say-as-um-ar stuff or a lot of people do, they take themselves very seriously in the ASMR world. And they think this is like, you know, I mean, listen, maybe it is an art form or a science form.

I don't even make sure what these people think. But Ben doesn't take it like that. Ben's just a 14 year old kid. I'm looking to get some rack up some views, right? Until he starts telling this horribly depressing story about how he just basically failed out of school. Now, here is, I forgot her name, but you know what doesn't matter, she is an extraordinarily popular YouTube ASMR girl.

Well, she's beautiful. Well, how little do you think she is? I mean, very young, but she's got these beautiful blue eyes and I can see like how she would have a lot of views. Yeah, she's got a lot of views, but this is another obnoxious ASMR. They all are, but listen,

they use it as a, it's like, there are influencers who just whisper. They're whispering influencers. She's gonna show you about her, you know, Rose oil that she made, and she's gonna show you, you know, just listen, you'll get it. That's like what you hear in the woods, like, like,

that was like a welcome to my video. This is my cat Dolphin. We got it. I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the

I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the I'm not a fan of the How are you people doing today? Here's what they do. They turn their sensitivity up all the way. And they say, how are you people doing today? How are you people doing today? Every noise in their mouth gets amplified. Oh, no.

You know those noisy talkers, you know the ones that I, yeah. You used to have this guy. he was a family member actually, total asshole, name is Kelly. I'll say his name out loud. This is whisper it as your telling us. His name is Kelly. And what he would do is he was constantly,

he would get closer and closer to you as he was talking. As a close dogger? He was close dogger, it was fucking close doggers. But he would take a step every time he would talk to you, every sentence he would take a step closer. And eventually, yeah, you'd have to lean back. And I mean, it's clear that like any conversation he was having, you'd see that he'd be forward and someone would be leaning backwards. It was like, this weird. And he was like, I knew before his time on the A's. I know. He would always be like slurping, like any stick his tongue,

like his lip. Pfft. Hey, man, did you hear about my new smoker? Pfft. I can smoke 12 turkeys at a time. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft.

And when you go to the dentist and they have those things, they're like, yeah, that's like, yeah. He was like, he was a real dentist straw Five foot eight dentist straw Good smoke 12 turkeys at a time You look dramatic, I just as usual

As usual oh my god, you're so I can't see any of you, but I couldn't see I am totally Filled yet. Yes, you look gorgeous as usual. What's up babes? All I want to talk I want to talk about Kylie in Jenner Kylie Jenner's brand new boyfriend and Kylie Jenner's brand new boyfriend and Ginkart Ashy is new line of lipstick. Welcome to my allistic natural ASMR channel. Today I am going to be doing a guided meditation. A lot of people love my guided meditations and I personally love doing the guided meditations. A lot of people love me, so I'm here to get some more love, some more attention in the form of views. First, I'm going to pull a drug heart out for you. Pull a drug heart out for you

See all this goes and pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car. I'm gonna pull it to my car.

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You need the Antibad spray after you smell the Brian far. It's water, I charged with juppeter. Listen to her. Wait, listen to what she says to the Antibad spray. Okay. Basically what it is is Moon water water that I charged She charged it in the moon

and mixed with some white chisel and a Jade crystal and some black namah I put some purell in there and a couple scoops of dirt from my front Yalan. That's a small man. That's right. I also take some squirrel droppings from a squirrel that's been living in a ancient Japanese pottery. The Jade Stone. The Jade Stone. And a plastic bottle.

And a plastic bottle. At least put it in a bottle. I know. You know when you go to Epcot Center and they're doing it, you go to that plant right. That looks like water you took from Splash Mountain. Yeah. That's it.

Small water. I took this water from Splash Mountain. It's a happy magic juice J- I dropped a jade stone in it. I Warmbed it in my vagina for four to twelve hours when I was on my moon cycle To for nature and earth and abundance and Stuff like that. And stuff like that. I don't want to get too technical because I'm not sure what the fuck I'm talking about.

She said nature and earth and water and abundance and stuff like that. Yeah, I think you got it girl. I think you covered it. Yeah. And then we have some yoro. If you don't know what yaro is, it is a little plant that you can pretty much find a lot of places. It's a little plant that pretty much grows anywhere. You get growing stuff. You can pretty much go to anywhere. It grows.

Loes. Loes Gardens. Loes Gardens Center. If you've your Benda Home Depot. It's a really great place. It represents nature and goodness and love and life. Rosewood and metal. If you don't know what Yaro is, it grows out of dog shit in my back yard. Are you pretty much kidding anywhere? And Yoro has a Ancient history of warning. Oh, I often I'm off which I'm not aware

Said ancient history the ancient Walmart tarot cards The ancient Walmart tarot cards told me that Pharaoh is this ancient plant as a history of which I am not aware arrow is this ancient plant that has a history of which I am not aware. Bad energy, the negative energy, and it's also good for minor cuts. It's an all around. It's an all around juice, homeopathic birth control. It's burned energy and negative energy and cuts, scrapes, burns. You can use it instead of stitches. Yeah, if you bump your head, if you can earring.

Yeah, but concussion. If you're going bald, drink it. You need a mustache. Whatever you do. If you're looking for, if you want to get that guy you've been attracted to, just spray some of this on your huchi kuchi Fairman fairpods So if you're out in the wilderness

Sure you have your bad shoes. Yeah, be sure you have your bad Bad shoes available It's part of the survival guide back It's part of the survival guide back. That's right. That's available at goals. It's part of this whole pack you name. Oh, did you get the Antioch, Bamsprid? In case we got a scrape. We're going to get a campaign trip. Did you get the Yaro with the Jade and the Moon Jutes

or whatever? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, yeah, I bet I'll back charging all night under the moon. I'm ready to go You gotta see this girl. Huge wound. Be very good. Don't worry about it. You sound like Donald Trump.

Very great. It does everything. It's the best. You gotta see the visuals on this girl. I guarantee this girl is an Instagram influencer within years. She's gonna be like a total if she's not already she's not already oh Wow, okay, we're feeling You can never go along with you

Lips unless you're allergic to you And which case sorry I forgot about that youucalyptus until I sprayed it and then smelled it it's good for feeding koalas all around spray and high bad spray it's good for attracting koalas Oh Look at that room that room is the room of a 13 year old. Oh, yeah, he's love. There's a Yeah, tie-dye

Banjo in the back. He's got a badge I'm gonna get the instructions real quick. According to this Walmart gift card, according to my kid doll, there's a lot of different ways that you can read a tarot card, a lot of different ways that you can read a tarot card a lot different ways to pull them from the top from the bottom or from the middle But I'm just gonna go with my intuition and pull one from the top You call up to it's telling me you call up. It's just told me the moon rock Every time after I use them I shuffle them and so I'm just gonna pick the top card and trust that it's something that you might need to hear This girl is full on hippy-dippy. Yeah, yeah Okay, what is she got what is she got the death card?

Oh my god, The pestilence card. Sorry guys, you're gonna die. But here I have some anti-bass spray. It's for sale on my side. It's for sale on my website. Anti-bass spray, 1999. Plastic bottle included. This is the card and it says new experiences and possibilities.

And the art is just amazing, but let's... Let's move on because real tarot cards don't say new experiences on the bottom of them Go into the handy-dandy little book these are a new set of cards So I don't like to know what they all mean, yes, I still have to use the book I also got the book from Walmart. Oh my god. This is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad. But if you're 13, if you're 13, this might, you know, I'm gonna stay in there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to like, like, listen, girl, there's probably zero chance you're watching the commercial break because I you are definitely not in our demographic 13 year old girl is not in the TCB. I mean, I don't know that she's 13 she might be 15 or 16 or I don't know maybe she's 20 who knows But listen do your thing you do you it's cute. It's cool. You got a lot of people watching you awesome I congratulate you and I also You know I buy into some of that stuff too not all of it but some of that stuff too yeah I've got my own set of ancient tarot cards but now I would like to do some of our own uh Chrissy if we can okay I've got a few triggers here you do you do get some triggers the tcb live shine I can my daughter is one of the triggers in the background screaming Maybe I'll eat. That's not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat. I'm not a cat.

Okay, Chrissy, now for the first ever TCP ASMR. Okay. Okay, here we go, ready? No. I've got here, I've got my anti-pad PVC. If we blow through it, it's known to ward off spirits. I charged this in the in my in the sun for three days. And I don't know if you know, but PVC has a long history of moving shit away from houses. So it's very anti-pad, it's also...

I see that, Brian. If you lose a finger in a machining accident, you can also use that to stitch it back together. Come here. You come here. Big boy. That's my PVC. Next. I've got my I've got my Jupiter

Tree bangers By this empty boat together. We did we got them for 999 at home depot So it's got a history, but I'm not familiar so I I'm going to have to read the audio manual. But if you cling them together, that noise is known to keep you awake. If you need to stay awake. Okay, let me say that's Brian. Thank you, Chrissy. Thank you. Here I've got time-life collection Mickey Mouse 50 years old. Sleep, brat. I'd also like to tell you about the time I failed English in 4th grade, but that'll have

to wait for another day. I've haven't been as long as... Great but that'll have to wait for another day if you flip through the Mickey book It's known to give you fond memories of your childhood here you go. I'd like to give that to you Brian This is Mrs. A. Samar I miss a Samar you're doing it wrong. You're doing it wrong Asshole Brian Mr. Franchise I miss their franchise you're acting like asshole ASMRs for people that don't have ears ASMR is best when you turn on the sub-dital.

Stop it! I can't believe these people have a million views and PCB has seven. It shows you how good TCP is. Ben, the high school failing ASMR cry is doing 10 times better than you. And Misty, the 14 year old mystic, has a million views views that means anyone can be famous on YouTube except for YouTube YouTube aren't meant for YouTube I wish you all the words. I'll be back soon. It's Mr. Franchise Out. Oh my God.

My search for something to put me to sleep continues because you can see how difficult the ASMR is clearly not the answer. Could you fall asleep to that? I can barely stand it for like five minutes. Yeah, I can't stand some girl uh... i don't care about girl or guy i can't stand them just sit there but it's a bit of a whispering and pontificating about things they have no clue about it and even live long enough to understand what moon water is

i mean i have friends i had it young lady i don't know what your name is i wish i could remember your name i'll put it in the show notes i have friends. Oh, yes I've been to a couple of these you encouraged me to Full moon parties moon cycle parties. Yeah, harvest fest or whatever the fuck I Have friends who have been going to these first 60 plus fucking years. They are old as time has been around. And you know what they've found out?

Yep, it's pretty much a bullshit. But it's fun to hang out in the woods with stopless babes and hunky dudes. That is the true point of being a hunky guy. It's to go to the parties for the nudity, the sex and the drugs. That's it, that's what you do. I'm kidding. And then you the parties for the nudity, the sex and the drugs. That's it, that's what you do. I'm kidding.

And then you go there for the love too. Of course you go for the love. And yeah, so I'm sure that a few of these things work, if you, if, if luck is on your side, you know what I'm saying? If you're tired already. Yeah, if you're tired already, ASMR is gonna put you right to sleep. Do it with the subtitles.

That'll put you to sleep. Oh my gosh, look at this. We've clunked up our desk with all of our ASMR materials. Wow, that was a good one. All right kids, well. I love that you have the Walt Disney life. Of course I do. The life of Walt Disney from Magic to them.

No, I mean, I know you, I don't think it's where you have this, but I think that it's so funny that we pulled out as a trigger. It's a trigger for me. It represents millions of dollars that I've spent at the Walt Disney Corporation. Which could be a trigger for you in another way. Oh my God, you won't even believe.

Disney just keeps on charging more and giving you less. And there's a whole. Here's your money. Here's Disney. Yeah. And the pipe straight from your wallet. Every time I take a shit, I imagine that, I imagine Walt Disney is pulling money out of my ass

and flushing it down with some big Disney pile. I love Disney, I really do, but man, they are making some really shitty decisions there that make it really tough for me to swallow anymore. I don't know, but I have kids, so what am I gonna do? You know, that's how they get you. Because you got kids,

and that's how they got my parents, and that's how they got their parents. I mean, and they're gonna keep on doing this. That's ancient Disney wisdom. Yeah, break into your pocket, it's like, it's like, Thevery that's allowed. Brainwashing that's allowed.

All right, here's how you do it. Listen, we have got a series of games in the summer coming up. We're gonna do a series of TCB games, shows and TCB dating games. If you're looking for that significant other or just looking to have some fun, let us know and it doesn't matter who you like

or what you are or who you are, we are gonna hook you up with what you need or we'd like to hook you up with what you need. In a fun game that we're gonna play fun series of dating games that we're gonna play. So hit us up, two, three, seven, eight, two, nine, six, six, six, one, two, three, seven, eight, two, nine, six, that's six, six, one, best, the number two,

y, o, yo, or you can go to the website, tcvpodcast.com, hit the contact us button, send us an email, let us know that you're interested in playing the dating game And we will find the right shooter for you Who knows maybe we'll ask one of these T.C. You know these ASMR chicks to come on here and I ASMR dudes to come on here and Who you with their whispering? Yes At the commercial break on Instagram Tse At the commercial break on Instagram youtube.com slash the commercial break.

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